Is there a way that rimming someone's asshole can be hygienic? I have a guy friend who loves rimming his girlfriend. He claims that the arse is chock full of pheromones and that doing it will further sexual excitement and enticement. Is that true?How do you best prepare for a rimming session? Have any of you ever done it? My friend doesn't really have a filter and he tells me about every time he has sex. I was about to try my first time at rimming when he told me he was rimming out his woman and a kernel of undigested corn was dug out of her butt hole with his tongue. I didn't bother to ask him if he swallowed it or not but it didn't seem to bother him, for me I found that absolutely revolting. If I were him I probably would've vomited up all over her ass crack.Does that happen often when fecal matter or not fully digested food comes out of the hole unexpectedly? What are your experiences when rimming or being rimmed? What would you have done if you were rimming out your woman or your man and a small kernel of undigested shit corn popped out of their pooper and into your mouth?Long story short is rimming safe or even worth it?
>>31687721I came to appreciate the smell of my exs ass over time and she kept it nice and clean at all times. I only licked and fingered it a few times though. If I spent more time with her I know eventually I probably would have gotten addicted to it, which means it's probably something bad and infernal and to be avoided
only eat ass immediately after a shower where they scrub their ass like it's about to be eaten. your friend is absolutely vile -- that's not normal. you should be able to eat ass throughout a sex session without anything ever coming out -- and if something is about to, they owe you a warning.
>>31687743Did she ever reciprocate by licking your ass back? It seems like it would be unfair if she didn't offer to eat out your ass.
>>31687754>without anything ever coming out -- and if something is about to, they owe you a warning.I'm no expert on ass play but don't accidents happen. I mean I've unexpectedly had the squirts. Surely that must happen to people during ass licking.
>>31687829I never really wanted that desu. I think she probably would have if I asked, but I never did and she never was too eager for it
>>31687873Why wouldn't you want that? It actually feels amazing. I mean at first it felt weird having my butt violated like that but then I relaxed and got used to the tongue. Try it sometime. I didn't think it would be for me, but damn I loved it.
>>31687743Do you prefer eating out her ass or her pussy?
>>31687721The idea of food coming out is disgusting I have fantasized about squirting some whipped cream, some cherries, and some of my cum into my girlfriend's butt and then eating it.
>>31687870>I mean I've unexpectedly had the squirtsLMAOTruly an amerishart postWhat the fuck are we talking about here?You people are so fucking nasty
>>31687870i mean yeah, shit happens (lol) but the squirts often come with warnings like stomach gurgling and a sensation of shit about to come out of your ass. if she's genuinely incontinent maybe booty eating isn't the right move
>>31688038You've never shit your pants Monsieur Britbong?Be honest with us, you've never slid you finger up the booty or the cunt of your girlfriend and took a good hard whiff?>>31688059Different person but I once laughed so hard, I pooped my britches. I honestly didn't know I had any shit in me.
>>31688133No shit (lol)? I've only ever shit myself when I can feel something at the gates. Guess everyone's different. OP, making her moan so hard she shits on you is a realistic risk i've learned
>>31687721>What would you do?I would probably hate the taste and spit the corn out but retroactively it would be hot. I have an insertion fetish so things coming out of a girl's asshole makes me hard. Very fascinated by that body part. >safe or even worth it?Probably not worth it really. Not for the filth but because women be hoes and that shit is probably mad infected with STDs. Unless it's a virgin woman's asshole, in which case tongue punch that thing like it owes you money.
>>31687890>>31687873Men's assholes are disgusting, if you like the idea of a woman being made to lick a guy's ass you need to get a better fetish
>>31688141The light scent of a dirty ass actually kind of turns me on, especially when it comes to sniffing underwear. Did you save your stained undies and get a girlfriend to smell them? Humiliation is hot.
>>31687926This is actually pretty hot. Id let my bf do it.
>>31688204You do realize that women's assholes are the same as men's assholes right? The only difference is when you get up front, where the genitals are located and you find a pussy or a cock.
>>31688219I have a panty fetish and love to sniff. My bf would probably freak out if I ever asked for his dirty boxers, but 10/10 understand and back this post.
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>>31688240Do you sniff them behind his back. You should probably tell him, and inhale his boxers while he fucks you. That would probably turn him on.
>>31688234I do but when a cute girl does or has something gross it's hot, when a man does it's just gross, that's how it works. Secondly it shouldn't be arousing to subject your lady to such things. >Nuh uhYes, I have several fetishes I know what I'm talking about.
>>31688306The irony is how is the girl supposed to be turned on? Don't you want her to be turned on by your funk and worship it like a bitch?
>>31688300If you must know - he doesnt usually leave them at my house. And if he does, he throws them in the wash. So I dont really get the opportunity.
>>31688313No, because again men's bodies are gross and not hot unless you're either bi/gay or a sadist. Secondly I don't believe in treating your smaller, weaker lover that way. I think that's the dividing line here, you clearly enjoy the subjugation of another aspect of it. I could agree with you if you were into spanking or something like that, but the shitter specifically has a different connotation, like your body needs to be part of the process for you to get turned on.
>>31688324You could always offer to wash them for him. That way you get some private time with those smells and then wash them. I'm sure washing his clothes will be worth the reward of the taint aromas and crotch stink that you can inhale before putting them into the rinse cycle. It's a win/win.
>>31687721Only fags lick assholes, are you a fag, anon?
>>31688240Why don't you just admit that you love the smell of his nut sack?>>31688244Oh come on anon. You can't tell me you never took a deep inhale of your girl's taint. That area between the asshole and the vagina. That's what I call the "fun spot".
>>31688394Clearly that's not the case. If you've never tongued your way into a woman's booty, you just haven't lived. I smell a virgin here.
>>31688341Do you ever rub your fingers under your balls after a few days of not washing them and take a deep deep breath to revel in your own sweat and musk?
>>31687721Almost nothing about sex in general is hygienic. Lighten up and go live.
>>31688133>You've never shit your pants Monsieur Britbong?Not British. No I haven't since I began forming memories as a toddler.I was kidding about the amerishart thing. I didn't know you actually shit yourselves occasionally>you've never slid you finger up the booty or the cunt of your girlfriend and took a good hard whiff?No I think that's revolting
>>31687721>Is there a way that rimming someone's asshole can be hygienic?No
>>31689327>>you've never slid you finger up the booty or the cunt of your girlfriend and took a good hard whiff?>No I think that's revoltingYou sound like a protestant prude if you can't enjoy the beauty of the filth of nature. We all shit, why not enjoy it?I dare you to at least try smelling your girlfriend's holes.
>>31689327Would you be willing to sell your dirty worn underwear or socks?
>>31687721The only ass eating I ever did is that I bit my wife's ass cheek as a joke. But actual ass eating is gross
>>31688194You do realize a virgin woman's asshole is the same as everyone else asshole, it's not made of rainbows and fairies. Shit still comes out of there
Only if they use water and soap. You can do an enema real quick with a bidet.
>>31689551I knew this one woman who literally did not shit from her ass. She had some sort of problem with her intestinal lining and so she shits in a bag, so she has the cleanest ass in the south.I often wondered what it would be like to never have to worry about wiping your ass.>>31689530Do you ever bury your nose between her cheeks and take a deep breath?
>>31687721I stopped doing oral after I had a fart in the face.
>>31689933>Do you ever bury your nose between her cheeks and take a deep breath?I did put my face in her ass as a joke, but that wasnt sexual for me at least. I prefer admiring it from afar rather than putting my face in it.
>>31690931I can't stop laughing.Why would you do that?
>>31687721My desire for nuclear war becomes stronger by the day.
>>31688234>You do realize that women's assholes are the same as men's assholes right?Speaking from bisexual experience, you are incorrect. Men's buttholes are a lot more hairy.
>>31689312mmmmm, vinegar
>>31691550lmao calm down incel
>>31687721There's these special thin latex issues that are used to practice cunnilingus without the risk of an STD, I don't know what they're called but I saw Belladonna use them in a porn movie once
>>31691544Idk we just joke with each other and I thought it was funny lol. Just tryna be goofy
>>31693238Are you talking about a dental dam? Doe those work on tonguing a butt or sucking a penis?>>31691550Aw, let people have fun, life is too short to be so uptight. I think some of this talk is hyperbole, we are on 4chan you know.
>>31693238the only thing you really need to worry about is HPV, and you can get a vaccine for that
>>31693615Does the butt carry HPV?
>>31693771not that i know of
>>31693771it most certainly can, anal papilloma is real, men can get pap smears now. if you have receptive anal sex, make sure you get an anal pap during every yearly physical.
>>31688244Haven't you ever done anything that others would consider to be perverted anon? I dunno like wearing the panties of your girlfriend or licking a toilet seat?I think everyone has a dirty mind. I remember this dude named pamperchu back when M00t was here. He had a sexual fetish of finding dirty adult diapers in dumpsters and microwaving them, so they were nice and hot, then he would wear them and masturbate in them.
>>31694178Does that include oral sex? Like men who enjoy giving their woman a nice tongue bath on their rears?
>>31687721Do some ever get turned on eating someone out and having a surprise food item come out?
>>31693583Yeah, dental dam is the nameI think condoms are better for blowjobs but they should work fine for rimming, if you can get over tonguefucking a piece of plastic
>>31694440>dental dams>condomsdon't forget to stuff your ears full of cotton and wear active noise canceling headphones next time you attend a symphony. who is fucking these cowards, anyway? sex is for cool people.
>>31687721what the actual fuck i just read
>>31687903NTA but I lick girl anus but won't lick a pussy. Pussy os open flesh with gross juices coming out of it which I don't want near my mouth. Asshole is dry and made of normal skin. It tastes like the girl but strongly.
>>31694700sorry my man but you are gay
>>31694700sorry my man but you are straight
I’M THE GAYEST GUY IN THIS THREAD
>>31694699You ever have sex?
>>31694622You can still have good sex while wearing a condom pr a dental dam.
>>31687721Was the corn salted, peppered and buttered? Did he tell you what her corns taste like?
>>31687721reminds me of one time when i gambled too much and got burned>back in college, meet hot girl on okcupid>bring her over to dorm for weekend to fuck and go out to parties and get drunk>hanging out in bed watching a movie, both laying on stomach>fingering her ass since she loved it>take out finger, see the most blackest tar-like substance on my finger, brain didn't register what it was at first...then i realized "oh...that's shit">remained stonefaced, slowly got up and went to the bathroom to wash my hands>lost all interest in her right there
>>31694759I don't think it makes you gay but not wanting to lick your girls pussy does make you less straight for sure
>>31689380>You sound like a protestant prude if you can't enjoy the beauty of the filth of nature. We all shit, why not enjoy it?"OY VEEEYYYYY ANON. Don't want to be a stick-in-the-mud PROTESTANT do you? All the cool goys are eating SHIT, POOP, FECES evenMake sure you're up to date on your SHIGELLA shots. All part of a HEALTHY relationship. What are you a BIBLE THUMPING CACA hater?"No I love eating shit, anon. Just like the Talmud tells me I shouldYou're so fucking american it's unreal bro>>31689402>Would you be willing to sell your dirty worn underwear or socks?For you? Sure
>>31694845this is cope
>>31694213>Fellow oldfag Damn, I would say I haven’t thought of him in years but I watched an “Old internet memes” video like a week ago and one of the background clips was that dude walking up to a dumpster from one of his diaper dumpster diving vlogs from back in the day. It was a hidden nugget to all us old degenerates desu.
