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>>31952926i'm sorry, i'm sure you're all great people
Second for I hate women
>>31952926>Me when femanons make fun of mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8aYW3iM-EA
State genderWhat fragrances/scents do you wear?What fragrances/scents do you like on the opposite sex?
>>31952936Hey tsundere
More than anything, I want to use a woman's chest as a pillow.
>>31952940MNone, I wear scentless deodorantLavander, lilac, peony, cherry blossoms, honey and milk
>>31952940MNone except aftershave with mentholI don't really notice womens fragrance at all sadly. I'll be right beside her and smell nothing. Maybe women in my locale do not use perfume
Post genderHave you ever masturbated to a scene in a movie or show?
>>31952940F. Vanilla, jasmine, patchouli.I like guys just smelling like neutral soaps so that their man smell gets through.
Men State ageWhat's your favorite thing about women?
Hi girlies!May I please lick your necks?
>>31952949MProbably
>>31952949FYes, a lot. Like, A LOT.
>>31952957We have a specific smell?
>>31952949F, yes duh. Who hasn't?
>>31952960SSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>31952967Yes. It's like sweat but good in a unique way.
>>3195296034They are nice to look at sometimes and I don't mean in the "SHE HAS YOGA PANTS AWOOOOOOGGGAAAAAA" kind of way, but in a pretty girl in a nice dress "Wow, she is really beautiful" kind of way.Seeing women like that is like stumbling upon glade of untouched flowers in the wild.
>>31952968>>31952966>>31952963Well, which ones?
>>31952981>Well, which ones?I don't remember hence the>Probably
>>31952946Get a girlfriend. Most girls would love it if you did that. If I was your girlfriend, I'd want you resting on my heart.>>31952940I keep it simple with a little citrus. And guys who wear plain deodorant and soap, let their masculine musk come out best, and that's always intoxicating.
>>3195296020Physically: their faces, voices, hair and legsThere is also something else but I don't know how to describe it. Could just be the natural bond between man and woman idk
>>31952949M No, or at least I don’t think so. The sex drives of some of the people on this website is genuinely baffling to me.
>>31952992>Get a girlfriend.It'll be a while until I'm in a place to date oh well
>>31952940F>What fragrances/scents do you wear?Fresia, Velvet Sugar, or Thousand wishes>What fragrances/scents do you like on the opposite sex?Ocean (by B&BW obvi), or Dragons Blood, Or Patchouli(If you're a non church attending anon and you smell like Frankincense and Myrrh, bonus points)
>>31952981I've had my hand in my pants at least one time during every moment of tPotO, just going by how many times I've watched and idly schlicked to it.
>>31952949Yeah. I thought Sarah Hyland in Geek Charming was the hottest thing in the world for a long time when I was a teen. I didn't like her in modern family or anything after, it was specifically when she was playing Dylan in Geek Charming. It's one of my favorite Disney movies, next to sky high.
>>31952979I've seen women that are so gorgeous that it blows me away that we are the same species, its like looking at an elf. Absolutely awestrucking you. Its like encountering an angel or a higher being. I have a handful of those moments and I think about them now and then when I'm sad. In an ugly world there is still beauty.
>>31952960M27Boobs, Butts, and Blowjobs.
Should I watch Moonraker or Octopussy?
>>31953010Mooninseminator
>>3195296019it's cute when they try to be tough. like kittens pretending to be roaring like lions. they're just really nice to look at. I could look at my girls all day but I prefer to do other stuff
>>31952940F, body shop strawberry perfume and vera wang rock princess (like a peachy jasmine scent i think)as for what i like men to wear im not to sure but please not rexona or lynx (axe) type stuff, it is super repulsive>>31952949i dont think so
>>31952962If you were my boyfriend, I would. You can have the dream though. >>31952998You could just imagine it.
>>31953010Both, but start with Octopussy.
a girl who has a boyfriend asked me to go out on a date with her and her friend, who i also know and am friends with so i guess you could say we are all mutual friends, but the other girl doesnt have a boyfriend. it will just be the three of us going to a trendy bar near the beach for food and drinks. am i being set up to ask her out on a date? im too autistic to have female friends.
>>31952960>Young Anons: Sex>Boomer Anon: AestheticsI think I understand why younger girls date older men.
>>31952949There was one, but I think I've forgotten.Might have been titanic. Definitely was Atlantis.
>>31953030Both equally shallow
>>31953029Sounds like it. Go have fun, and don't hit on the taken girl. Get to know this other girl, group dating is a great way to have fun. One thing you could do to make it less awkward, is maybe invite a friend too. Group dates are a great way to get to know people without it getting awkward on first dates. Lots of people try way too hard on the first date, when it should be about just hanging out with friends and seeing where it goes.
>>31952940M>What do you wearI like wearing coffee focused scents, generally things that are warm or gourmand in profile. Lush used to have this really nice coffee perfume I loved.>What do you like on the opposite sexAgain, any gourmand type scent. I really really like when women smell like coconut. >>31952949When I was 16 the spa scene from Highschool of the Dead>>3195296026Physically, ArmpitsAbstract, I like how sometimes they feel like a good warm hug when we talk. >>31953029Yes your friend is likely playing matchmaker for you two
>>3195296035Women give my life purpose. My most primal and essential reason for existing is so that I might serve women and make their lives easier and more pleasant. My strength and my motivation to improve my own life come from my desire to find the right woman and then bring her joy and contentment.
HeyI want you to know that it'll be okay
>>31953030Young men are like modern day pop older men are like classical versions of those pop songs. For example, Bad Romance by Lady Gaga is a pretty good song, hits hard and fast, good at parties. But the String Quartet version is not only good but much classier.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysf6wAAE7Rk
>>31953044<3
>>31953039Is it shallow if it is known they are the more visual sex?
>>31953044>>31953051Such love and positivity. Loving it.
>>31952946What do you think of girls without enough to rest your head comfortably upon?
>>31953044Thankye
>>31953039Iunno, people say looking at art isn't shallow at all, in fact its very deep, so between a binary choice between sex or looks, I think looks wins this.
>>31953059nta, but pancakes can get closer since they have smaller breasts.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX050NcDNAU
Men, can you caramelize onions?
>>31953055Yes all men are pigs>>31953063I dunno, looking at art seems like shallow poser crap to me, compared to actually making art
Have you ever been given good dating advice from the opposite sex? What was it?
>>31952949Blue is the warmest color has the hottest sex scene in film
>>31953018>You could just imagine it.That's why I like sleeping
>>31953059nta, but I like flatter girls because my head can be closer to their heart and I can fall asleep while I listen to it beating. So both physically and metaphorically you are holding me closer to your heart than a woman with bigger boobs can.
>>31953072You can also daydream and fantasize.
>>31953069FYesJust bee urself
>>31953067>I dunno, looking at art seems like shallow poser crap to me, compared to actually making artSure, and that's your opinion, which is my point.
>>31953073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX050NcDNAU
>>31952940Male>What fragrances/scents do you wear?Cedar and sandalwood, mostly>What fragrances/scents do you like on the opposite sex?I like sweeter scents. Vanilla, jasmine, lilac, fruity scents, etc.
>>31953032The Disney Atlantis?
>>31953074sleep dreams are far more vivid and i feel less numb in them that daydreaming
>>31953077https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD6eAhJ_v_4
>>31953044Nice try lizardanon
>>31953066Yes, but it takes way too long to justify it because they're not that great.
>>31953029If you're friend's bf was coming along too, then definitely. But since it's just you and two girls, idk. I don't think a girl would set herself up to be a third wheel for the evening, but I could be wrong. It doesn't really matter anyways, go have fun and if you want to ask her out, do it and if not, don't
>>31953066Yep. I love a good chop cheese
>>31953069FThe right guy won't pressure you to have sex
>>31953081Japanese gobblinuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIp6_0kct_U
>>31953066Yes, I like making french onion soup once in a while
>>31953042What do you like about armpits? Is it unexplainable like feet?
>>31953069It's not quite dating advice, but I had this friend in college who was kinda sexually adventurous, and when I was going through a breakup, we were walking on this trail, and I was freaking out that day because I was worried I might see my ex, because she ran on those tracks and it hadn't been long enough for me to talk to her again.She was so funny, she was all like:>Listen, if you ex shows up, I'm making out with you in front of her, we're gonna make her super jelly.
>>31953066can you fold laundry?
>>31953087Yes
>>31953087Is this where it came from?
How do I make a good roux
>>31953083....... yes...>fumbling nerdy blond moid nervous and "pretty woman" line EEEEOh wait... maybe it was Pocahontas first.>tied up blond moid hng[I'm not a foid of color either]
>>31953098nta and f, but ill explain what i like about armpits. the smell is great, the taste is great, getting smothered by armpits its fucking hot. shaved, waxed or hairy theyre all really hot
>>31953103kinda, it was an old boomer joke before the movie came out but the generation that made 4chan grew up with this movie as a kid so it makes sense its been a saying thats been floating around on the board for ages.
>>31953098Its a scent thing. Everybody smells different and I want to be able to identify my hypothetical gf even if I'm blindfolded and deaf. When they're shaved they're soft and smooth, when they're hairy they carry more scent.
>>31953095If this is what goblins look like in japan I think i need to visit.
>>31953085Fair enough.
>>31953069Female, yes. Just not from here
>>31953098Some girls like huffing cock, some dudes like huffing pits
>>31953107Finally someone who likes blond men. I feel validated
>>>31952906ACTUALLY the mentality I need to have is that one where I feel sufficient with what I do and want to do. Some woman not responding to me doesn't make me less of a person in any sense.:)
>>31953073NTA but after a while it starts hurting my ribcage
>>31953105Medium heat and use your nose
State genderBest and worst ex, and why?
>>31953059is still good i want to feel that intimacy
>>31953135MI plead the 5th
>>31953105What the other anon said. Also stir constantly to break up flour clumps, and if you're making a darker roux don't use butter.
>>31953135F>bestThe one that got away>worstThe one that got v& for CP
>>31953133That's when you wake me up and we trade places, dummy. Or I hike your legs up and making you forget about your ribcage, then you can sleep on me.
>>31952966>>31952981Short list, but there's a lot more. All the sex scenes in GLOW.The orgy scene in Caligula. The sex scene in The Bronze.Most Sydney Sweeney scenesA few scenes in Game of ThronesBlue is the warmest colorThe Obscure Spring (Mexican movie)Salma Hayek in From Dusk til DawnAubrey Plaza and Alison Brie making outTitanicThere's a lot
>>31953140>The one that got v& for CPyikes...
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>>31953135MaleNever had an ex because I've never had a gf
>>31953135Best ex is my current gfMy worst ex is my ex bfBenefits of only having had two partners
I should get another jew gf
>>31952926Are there any women that would like a stoic robot bf? I feel unlovable because I have blunted emotional affect and people have said that I either come off as a disinterested dick or I'm scare or unnerve people.The fucked up thing is that I experience full range of emotion in my head, it just doesn't come out.
it's kind of hot when women have a bit of musculature in their arms
>>31953153You say this like its choosing a starter pokemon
>>31953140Girl wtf,,,
>>31953159Wait... Jews aren't pokemon? :^)
What counts as nervous laughter? My friends have told me I am prone to nervous laughter but I thought it was because I interpret everything as a joke.
>>31953155Yes definitely. Girl at work has nice toned yet smooth arms and I want to caress them so bad. Hold her hand uuugfghnnh
>>31953154Get jacked and become a male escort where you larp as a sexbot for women. You'd probably make a shit ton of money doing it.
>>31953145>>31953162Yeah
Dear women, after how many no's should I actually stop?
>>31953165Maybe you should take things more seriously. Why is it that so many 4chan people are annoying 100% le ironic fags who laugh at everything like a sperg
>>31953171I'm not a woman but a lot of them would say "Just keep trying" to get the ego boost while they reject next to everyone. Screw what they think, you should keep going until you feel like you should stop.
>>31953171How big is your dick?
>>31953128I wanted this so baddddddddshttps://youtu.be/oRA1cwu4lvM?si=3j-zJV2ofSaolxOv(But I'm not even remotely dark, I think I just self inserted fictionally because I have those facial porportions)
>>3195317820 miles.
MenHave you ever cheated and gotten away with it? Did you ever keep a secret from your partner?
>>31953069it wasnt really dating advice and i wasnt really even on a date but a girl once told me if i had more self confidence to go along with my looks i could have any girl i wanted. still trying to figure out the self confidence part.
>>319531712 nos
>>31953182No, cheating is for losers and I do more damage to my soul by crossing that boundary than I do damage to the women I was cheating on. I love myself too much to abuse myself like that.
>>31953180Sure
>>31953165It could mean like "heh heh heh" as you back away slowly trying to get away because you're afraid this person is going to stab you type of nervous laughter. Or it could mean like laughing and giggling a lot when you're talking because you're feeling really shy and nervous but your adhd drives you to keep babbling even though you know you sound like a retard and you wish you could shut up but you can't type of nervous laughter
>>31953069A femboy told me that my dick was too small and I should stop trying to date girls cause they would just make fun of it behind my back. I ended up with a femboy harem though so I guess it isn't that bad.
>>31953178about this big
>>31953171for me, one. i dont like playing games
>>31953197That makes no sense.
>>31953179I can be your John Smith
>>31953168I'd rather not...
WomenIf you meet a guy and you touched his abdomen and he jolted like he was ticklish would you think he was a cringe virgin?
>>31953206Yes
>>31953171If we haven't had sex yet, stop after maybe 2 or 3. If we are having sex, then ignore all my no's all you want. I trust you to stop if you see I'm actually in distress
>>31953178>>31953197>>31953200oops sorry wrong pic haha
>>31953206I fixed that with pic related
WomenIrish or Scottish men?
>>31953210nta but fuck
>>31953216Good for you
>>31953219I wear the "please be patient I have autism hat" when I'm out so people leave me alone, its great.
>>31953219but i want to be touched...
>>31953214>I trust you to stop if you see I'm actually in distressbold, very bold
State gender.Favorite lacroix flavor.
>>31953135>worst excute girl who i knew since I was 13 then we grew up and she went from anorexic to full whoreshe had green hair and spider tattoos, literal poison >best excurrent gf, we lost our virginity together, she looks like prime Kelly McGillis, she loves cooking and having sexthe trad life speedrun is going great so far bros
>>31953227freak, jk lol.Just make up an excuse saying your extremely sensitive to touch.
>>31953220Scottish
>>31953230MOnly one I remember having is Grapefruit.
>>31953206I would never touch the abdomen of a guy I just met, but if it happened inadvertently I wouldn't think anything of it if he reacted like that. It's a pretty sensitive and intimate place, it's understandable that it could be jarring to be touched there unexpectedly by a woman you barely know
women do you want your majora licked as well during oral?
Hoes, how would you feel if your friends wanted to bang your younger brother?
>>31953230MThe only correct answer is limoncello
>>31953182>Have you ever cheatedYes>and gotten away with it?I wouldn't put it like that but others likely would.I chose to "damage my soul" rather than abandon a woman I love.>Did you ever keep a secret from your partner?Yes, rarely.Aside from that mostly just avoiding arguments by letting her believe what she wants. Like when she was having as n anxiety attack and wanted me to take the dog to the emergency vet for $400 because she was sick and felt he was too.So I took him to the park, bought $15 antifungal dog shampoo at the pet store where he got a free biscuit, put the shampoo in a travel shampoo bottle, and told her it was his topical prescription.
>>31953230M Never tried it, is it good
>>31953237what's a majoragoogle and I agree that's the zelda thingy
>>31953237Not really but if you finger me, do not neglect them. Playing with them is fun too.
>>31953244A magic mask that possesses the person who wears it and is evil and wants the world to end because... reasons...
>>31953201Yesssss
>>31953135Best Ex: A hot guy named Steve, he was an office worker, but was super interesting despite his boring job. He liked hanging out at the lake, and he would enjoy checking me out in my bikinis, his favorite was my frilly orange ones. It didn't work out as he moved to Wisconsin, and I'm here in North Carolina, and neither of us were interested in an LDR.Worst Ex: I dated this one guy named Lester who I ended up realizing later was my 2nd cousin. Thankfully, we didn't have sex, but I recall finding him attractive and thinking about it. Now it's just embarrassing. Though, me and Lester are on good terms now, he only kissed me on the cheek after all.
>>31953219I sell these on my autism farm
>>31953243People describe it as tasting like tv static and that is not wrong
>>31953219im autistic and have touch aversion but im also touch starved. its truly a horrible existence
>>31953250Not at the autism zoo?
>>31953247
>>31953242>I wouldn't put it like that but others likely would.You cant be this delusional
>>31953253I'm autistic as well but I've never experienced this "touch starved" thing, I don't think its actually real but I also have a cat that sits with me after dinner for cuddles so maybe that is why.
>>31953220A mix of both, with a Scottish surname
>>31953240I would vet them to see if any of them were a good match for my brother.
>>31953263What if his name was Spicy McHaggis? And yes that is a real name of an old Scottish strongman.
>>31953220Irish definitely
>>31953267Elf tranny :^)
>>31953260i dream of hugging, but when i really struggle with hugging
>>31953255He might be referring to the petting zoo within the zoo, usually those have a farm theme.
>>31953230Black Ras or Peach-Pear (have yet to try but love those fruit)
>>31953237Tender kisses, licking, and a little sucking. Don't forget her inner thighs and especially her mons pubis, too
>>31953235I don't mean you touch him right after meeting him, but you're in a relationship and it's escalated to that point.
>>31953220I want to say Scottish, but Scots are cucked now.
>>31952940UmmmThe scent of my unwashed asshole probably.My favorite scents gotta be a washed one though, very nice >>31952946That's so uncomfortable fuck off and stay away>>31952960I read this as >Men, when did you start thinking about womenAnd to me that is the more interesting question >>31953010You should grab the nearest firearm >>31953044Yah, I already know that >>31953069No>>31953135Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh>>31953165Laughing inappropriately as a self soothing mechanism in uncomfortable or stressful situations
>>31953273Those would be some very sticky shirts if they ended up in the autism petting zoo
>>31953271What about forcible hugs?
>>31953281>You should grab the nearest firearmNow what?
>>31952926If sexbots became a thing how hard do you think it would be to get a centaur or cow girl sexbot? Totally asking for a friend that I don't have...
I think I'm just a failure of a normalfag instead of autistic
>>31953259>You cant be this delusionalWhat?I literally have never once thought to myself that I could or would "get away" with something. It doesn't matter if one "gets away" with it. It's either right or wrong. There's no "getting away" from being wrong. It's just fact.If you drive at unsafe speeds and don't get a ticket, what have you "gotten away with"?I've done good things and bad things.Consequences sometimes happen.Sometimes those consequences are warranted. Sometimes they aren't."Getting away" is meaningless when you could be destroyed for entirely unrelated reasons a moment later. Successfully robbing a bank and getting hit by a bus isn't karma. It's chaos.Life is pain. Everything is chaos. Be kind.
All women should receive crushing squeezes
>>31953281Just let him use your ass as a pillow then fart in his face when he is asleep to wake him up.Wait... Now that I just typed that out, I didn't even think t
>>31953240Idk I wouldn't really care, set them up I guess.>>31953230Real niggas drink sparkling ice >>31953206Because you asked I'm going to say yes
>>31953255Oh dang, I dropped the ball. That's so embarrassing
>>31953299 (Me)>Now that I just typed that out, I didn't even think t-hat would be someone's very specific fetish.
>>31953295Relatable.What's your question?
>>31953303Should I go to bed yea or nay
>>31953269He's fucking gorgeous.Idcccccc if he's 5"11Perfecto.Would eat his ass on a grassy knoll.
>>31953295>he doesn't knowThat makes you autistic by definition, welcome to the club!
>>31953310>Would eat his ass on a grassy knollIn grey rolling drizzle with sheep and cows occasionally walking by?
>>31953107I liked Helga so no judgment
>>31953309Probably. Yes. I should. I'm trying to.
>>31953299I don't know what would kill him first, the suffocation or the toxic fumes..
>>31953323please be black and like white guys...Also pass on the fart fetish
>>31953314I have no gf therefore I am autistic
>>31953295*Slow clap* Welcome to atoga!
>>31953246how come it feels better with fingers than tongues?
Girls Stevie >>31953323Ray Vaughan or ZZ Top?
>>31953328kek
>>31953230>Favorite lacroix flavor.Remy
Women: physical touch bf, or acts of service bf?
>>319531711No pussy is worth prison
>>31953317Sullied as sinners in a pagan mud wrestle.
>>31953336constantly pushing boundaries and forcing bf
>>31953265What even is this song I'm listening to now
>>31953336Acts of service.Be nice if he could fuck his own mom once in a while that bitch is too needy
>>31953150Why did you breakup then get back together?
>>31953341You don't like the Ballad of Spicy McHaggis?
Women would you feel anything if a guy gave you a vag massage?
>>31953327I really wanted to say pass on the nigger fetish but....well.
>>31953273Autism farm is where we retire after our time at the autism zoo. And then it's off to the autism glue factory
About to use half the bottle of femanons shampoo and conditioner and body wash and facial exfloiliating cleanser in the shower
>>31953348>atoga is going to have deep lore about the autism zoo and surrounding placeskek
>>31953281you're an FTM stfu
>>31953323How would one suffocate using your butt for a pillow? I'm imagining you laying on your belly and me laying the back of my head on your butt. Unless you think my head will sink in or something lol
>>31953278I'd be very disappointed if I couldn't touch him there ever. If he was just super ticklish or had an overactive startle response I'm sure we could work with it, as long as he actually enjoyed being touched
>>31953357Isn't that neuro?
>>31953310>Idcccccc if he's 5"11>tfw even 5'11 isn't good enough
>>31953359nta, but you'll sink in slowly like quick sand and the pressure of her inner ass will crush your skull.
>>31953338>Sullied as sinners in a pagan mud wrestleWe rested inside at the warm trestle And drank from the wine vesselWhile herbs were beat on the pestleFolding them like pretzels
>>31953363No its Crazy Bitch
>>31953357Two tits, one (bio) pussy, arguably too much testosterone but still within the female range(gotta get that checked out)
>>31953320Me too lolll (same femanon)
>>31953357Theres a weird fetish FTMs have where they want men to "fuck them into being a woman again" apparently.
Women does your but hold up your pants?
>>31953374Hot
>>31953361I do want to be touched, I'm like this because I don't get touched, like ever, that's all.
>>31953375My but offers antithesis to a thesis
>>31953374Its an incredible fetish, dont call it weird
>>31953374Actually if you consider me to be an ftm I really wanna get a nerdy and/or cute feminine straight guy and have him unwittingly and/or forcibly partake in sexual acts with another (average) male while I passively observe and orchestrate the events.Idc about feeling feminine during sex
>>31953374Now that I think of it turning an FtM into a bimbo sounds peak
>>31953375No I have to wear a belt or else they'll just fall off as soon as I take a step
>>31953386please guillotine yourself, fujo
>>31953344It's pretty cute
>>31953383I mean if they still have their vagina I'd try it>>31953386I have a feeling both of those guys would end up forcibly plapping you
Why are texts from girls so addicting?
>>31953386>high test womenI like them because they are strong and when I was dating one we would "wrestle rape" each other after the gym to get top and dominate the other, was hot. I let her win sometimes :^)
what does a blowjob feel like?
>>31953390I don't even consume gay stuff anymore.>>31953394Well I usually fade out into a non entity by the end of the fantasy so you could say I'm self inserting into either guy at various points
>>31953377it's not, I am not being reminded of a pic I saw like a week ago on /v/ of some hairy man looking creature with one of those fake sausage skin dicks and a gross looking pussy below it with a caption like that anon said "fuck me back into a female" or whatever.. absolute GROSS
>>31953394You should rephrase that to "if they still have their tits"
>>31953403>Well I usually fade out into a non entity by the end of the fantasy so you could say I'm self inserting into either guy at various pointsWhat schizobabble am I reading?
>>31953400bags of sand
porn doesn't even come close to how vivid and amazing sex dreams feel.
>>31953407>have to deal with the dangling meat tubeno thanks, I'd rather have no tits than the tube.
>>31953397>Tfw ill never give a girl the blue bubbleWhy even live at this point
>>31953397why do iphones matter so much to women
>>31953397>>31953421I wouldn't date a woman who cared about this.
>>31953409It's not schizobabble it's pretty clear..I start off as a character in the fantasy albeit a minor one. By the end I'm not really a participant and the focus is more on the guys
>>31953419I cant imagine any scenario where an ftm is getting a dick before they chop off their tits
People from Manchester sound like what happens when you try to shift into the wrong gear
>>31953427Foo tah
>>31953425please put your trip back on
>>31953425I mean... You can't escape the plapping, you can make the movie in your head focus on the guys but they'll be plapping you.
>>31953431Can you not filter by names without a trip? Idk I'm too strong willed to use that shit :-)
>>31953409Does that honestly not make sense to you?It's perfectly clear within the scenario of a fantasy.She's-Wait. Heh.HE is referring to his role in the fantasy. By the time the fantasy crescendos, his part in it has faded into irrelevance as the other two are the entirety of it.
you're not putting the trip on because you're currently evading
>>31953386you will never be a man
Who is bishop
>>31953439Good.I don't want to be one.
>>31953442Do you lift by any chance? Where can I find dominate women like you that I can dominate?
I wish I had that comic/cartoon of that girl that turns FTM and then suddenly loses all the attention she had before as a woman and some bimbo tells xim to fuck off and xhe ropes ximself
>>319533645'11 is good enough when you look like that.
women why don't you like cuddling with men?
>>31953449if your gf isn't cuddling with you it should send off signs in your head that she might be cheating or getting fugged by someone else.
>>31953447
>>31953367<3<3<3>>31953413It makes me want to astral dream more often.
I wish I could buy 4chan, and promptly shut it down, to scatter you all to the four winds
>>31953451i dont have a gf
>>31953454Eh, I took a 5 year break and I can do it again, I'm not that bothered.
>>31953432
>>31953458you can be my gf if you want, but I'm not going to be your gf :^)
Let's gangbang femanon!
>>31953444>dominate women like youI'm a hyper-submissive humiliation lover. Sorry bro.I actually did lift a bit at the beginning of 2021 and started to look pretty good but I have an eating disorder and I gained a bunch (lost it again)
>>31953468Nah I had surgery on my dick so I cant
>>31953469damn, foiled again...
>>31953446Faceapp.makes me look like a Mexican school shooter with the gender swap filter
Mailing femanon a lock of my blond hair
>>31953310How tall are you?
>>31953477...Elliot Rodriguez
what are mexican women like?
Mailing femanon a lock of my naturally highlighted brown curls
>>319534824'9"
>>31953454We'd all just reconvene on whatever the replacement is.
>>31953405Yikes. Mental illness is a bitch
>>31953487Its like taming a feral animal
>>31953403Do you schlick to lesbian stuff?
>>31953487Fat and retarded >>31953496Except it's also fat and stupid
>>31953492Nah I banish you to the model boat forums
>>31953487She doesn't look Mexican
how do I get a tastefully thicc gf?
>>31953477El Guapo
>>31953505>brown>dark hairMexicanjk
>>31953505what is she then?
>>31953503The what now?
>>31953143What's glow?
>>31952926Anons, femanons I'm going to bed where are my kisses?
>>31953505Probably speaks spanish, its all the same
>>31953492I think that's the answer and what I'll unironically save imageboards.What needs to happen is that this place needs to get nuked and all the algae needs to be filtered out. Most of them wouldn't bother with less accessible sites that don't have the user base yet to back it up.There'd be a scramble to pick up the pieces and fill the hole left by 4chan and I think this kind of balkanization could be good for the culture.I'm tired and my heart is pounding concerning my fast so I'm not sure how coherent I am being atm.4chan is a big bloated corpse growing off of the gasses building up and the insects swarming in.I'm aware of how rich this sounds coming from me.>>31953499I have. I go through phases of it, and at one time preferred it. Prefer men though.
>>31953523Meant to reply to>>31953454
>>31953523Please get some sleep anon, shitposting isn't worth a heart attack.
>namefag complaining about the state of 4chanironic...
>>319534825'8"
>>31953523I'd just go back to infinitechan, you guys act like there is only 1 chan around.
Licking femanon's legs
>>31953481<3<3<3<3<3<3>>31953489<3<3<3<3<3<3
>>31953528I'm very respectful on other, better imageboards (even other boards on this site desu) :3
>>31953535mailing femanon my cut off cock.
Mailing femanons my pubes
>>31953330Just licking them does little for me but i like it when they are squeezed, pulled, or pressed together. I sometimes masturbate by only stimulating my clit indirectly by playing with them.
>>31953510Looks like a white girl with a tan
>>31953541according to my research i think shes honduran
I only have 2 male friends and many female friends. I think my mommy issues and lack of a father have made me more inclined to appreciate female attention than a bond of brotherhood. Girls I know tell me they like how I am, but I feel insecure about not being masculine enough.
Mailing anons my used panties.
Mailing femanons my boyfriend's cut off cock
>>31953545Her name is Victoria Rose; she's Czech
>>31953523What do you think of /gif/?
>>31953507Cockatiellllll
Mailing femanon a postcard from my next adventure
women have you ever cried during sex?
>>31953529This >>31953491 scared me for a moment
>>31953550Would accept that one's
>>31953557No, but I want to.
>>31953549Kinda hot. Depending on what they were used for. I hope it wasn't "squishing a spider."
>obnoxious tripfag circlejerk hours
>>31953562>but I want to.lol why?
>>31953565I like intense experiences.
Reminder that as a short man there's basically nothing you can do to make up for your 'deficiency' in a woman's eyes.
>>31953563They were used to squish a pussy.
>>31953566understandable
>>31953570I'll take twelve!
>>31953568>Reminder that as a short man there's basically nothing you can do to make up for your 'deficiency' in a woman's eyes.I have a consultation for a limb lengthening procedure in a couple months.
>>31953568Violence seems to be the answer.
>>31953568We can dieThen our deficiency won't matter anymore
>>31953288that doesnt sound nice>>31953568shut up, i like short guys
>>31953572On it
Atoga, at what point should you leave a relationship if you’re feeling lonely 80% of the time
>>31953566Would that be a orgasm so intense it makes you cry? Or a BDSM thing?
What are Filipinas like?
>>31953579I want to feel overwhelmed in every possible way. Love, joy, pleasure, pain, exhaustion.
>>31953574Do one for serial killers. Girls like those
>>31953558I would never want to be a midget.
>>31953557Yes, stinging eyes and some tears from leftover physical pain, and also full out bawling from weird kinky emotional games which wasn't very fun desu
>>31953583No sorry it seems like being a serial killer is only for tall men and close to cutoff manlets.
>>31953573NTA but does this even exist outside of Asia?
>>31953568This is BS, I'm the shortest guy here and have one of the highest body counts for the guys here.
>>31953592Being fucked in the ass by chad does not count
>>31953578If you are sure you're lonely inside the relationship and due to the relationship, then you should probably break up unless you have kids or something. If it's the kind of lonely where you feel it no matter what, then maybe therapy
Just realized how clogged my nose pores are, women why didn't you tell me about this. What do I fuckken do. I squeezed really hard it was gross like pillars of pus came out. What do I do
women does your boob feel the same as our underarm?
>>31953596Squeeze them out
>>31953578I'd say at most 6 months with no solid plan. Move on. It's not worth.
>>31953598No?
>>31953598Idk what parts of you are conaiderably soft.I'd say inner theighs.
>>31953606I hope you realize you just made several men vigorously fondle their thighs.
>>31953598this made me start feeling my boob
>>31953580There was an anon on here who had a filipina gf who wanted to be forced to have sex whenever he wanted.
>>31953595It’s just the relationship. I want to spend more time with my partner but they’re impartial/don’t care? It’s hard to explain. But, before the relationship, I NEVER felt this lonely
>>31953591Yeah, there are several clinics in America that offer it
>>31953598You mean when you touch it or for me when they are touched?
>>31953592How tall?
>>31953573You're gonna have to relearn how to walk and you'll never be able to run again and if anything hits your knee or lower legs there is a fair chance you'll just lose the lower leg.
>>31953596It's probably sebaceous filaments. Don't squeeze them, you'll damage your skin. I think the best way to clear them out is the oil cleansing method, but it takes dedication
>>31953605>>31953606I just realised i said "our". I meant your lol>>31953610good >:)
>>31953589Dammit
>>31953576forcible in a nice way
>>31953598Nope, not at all
>>31953616when i touch it
>>31953627i dont understand what you mean
women would you kill me if i used your hair brush to scratch my balls?
>>31953631ambush hugs, like hugs you aren't expecting and didn't have time to react to.
>>31953630Ah no, then not at all. Touching boobs is way lewder than touching underarms. Both cab be arousing tho.
>>31953607Lmao yes>>31953624Ooop
>>31953622I'm willing to make sacrifices for a relationship
>>31953576whoa, whoa, whoa are you an autistic female?>>31953637famous last words
>>31953633Getting anon a smol boars hair brush for his blond penile tribbles <3
>>31953634oh maybe that would be ok
Women, could your bf give you a massage without you getting aroused?
Is it bad that while I'm texting/thinking about my crush, I can't get a boner?She's hot no doubt, but like, I'm not in the mood even though I like her a lot
>>31953635>Both cab be arousing tho.I didn't realize taxis could be sexy :^)
>>31953638yes :( im also getting assessed for adhd currently
>>31953641Yes but I can't promise to not slither my naked body over you while I'm doing it.
>>31953639>blondyou must be mistaken
>>31953646I have ADHD and I'm being assessed for OCD/Autism as well.
>>31953613That does sound like maybe you guys have different needs and expectations, so maybe you're just incompatible that way. If you're feeling miserable, it might be best to move
Femanons would (You) be willing to peg a guy and bite him a few times during a session?
>>31953644Taxis?
>>31953653you mispelled can as cab, unless you mean cabbages :^)
>>31953649Are you two the only autistic femanons?
>>31953656I'm male, the other anon is female. I'm assuming your male too?
>>31953647>slither my naked body over you while I'm doing it.you can do that without getting aroused?
>>31953651Good advice anon, thank you.
>>31953649oh cool, actually im also getting an ocd test as well because apparently having obessive thoughts and having to wash my hands because theyre contaminated by touching the world isnt normal. trifecta time lol>>31953656i wonder how undiagnosed female autism is
>>31953615Yeah I see that now I'm googling, I guess I shouldn't be surprised
>>31953658Yes. It feels good, doesn't have to be horny.
>>31953652Yeah sure, I have done that before.
>>31953656I think maybe I'm the other autistic female
>>31953662>having obessive thoughts and having to wash my hands because theyre contaminated by touching the world isnt normal. trifecta time lolI have the obsessive thoughts but I grew out of contamination and repeating actions until they are perfect stuff though. Have you had your QEEG yet?
>>31953655OhHuehuehue
>>31953633Please tell me this isn't a thing men do
>>31953662>>31953667>autistic females:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOsingle?
>>31953664idk, from the moment i feel boobs on my back, im betting a boner
>>31953672>autistic females admit they are autistic>now the great fortnite battle occurs to try to claim themkek, we really haven't evolved much since cavemen in the end.
>>31953641I want to say yes but when I think about it, the answer is actually no
>>31953666Incredibly lucky dude
>>31953674autistic females are rare, they are like gold. Even normalfag men will date autistic girls, so it makes sense people move fast on them. Assuming they are high-funcitoning.
>>31953670i found an old brush in my closet recently and i use it to scratch myself sometimes now. Feels pretty good
>>31953668i dont think im getting a qeeg, my first assessment was with a neuropsychologist which went for two days of doing a bunch of tasks and stuff, i get the results soon, then after that i meet with a neuropsychiatrist. i dont think i will be able to outgrow feeling contaminated all the time. it started when i was really young so ive had it for about 20 years. but it just doesnt make sense to me how people cant feel contaminated after touching stuff.
>>31953670I've never done it but I'm gonna do it with my sister's shower brush just as a prank.
>>31953652Bite yes, peg no I'd rather cut my right arm off
>>31953672sorry but ive got a gf
>>31953676He came buckets so yes.
>>31953682Is it that it's seen as dominant?
>>31953672Poly
Women, for like 8 years now Saturday has been my anime night where i catch up on all the episodes from the previous week. Would you be willing to do this with me?
>>31953680I'm older in my mid-30s and you do chill out a little bit as you age, at least I did. Have you ever thought that if everyone is contaminated does that mean we are actually comtaminated?
>>319536215'3"
>>31953689Sounds cute but I do not like anime and I do not like routine so this sounds like torture to me.
>>31953683>>31953688lame
>>31953660I meant to say move on, but anyways good luck anon, with whatever you decide to do
>>31953693:(
>>31953592LARP+COPE>>31953576>shut up, i like short guyshow short
>>31953656NTA but I think a lot of female posters here have talked about being autistic
>>31953696I am sure many girls would like it.
>>31953690i havent thought like that. its not just people but surfaces too. and i can feel it build up even when im using surfcaes ive cleaned (they still slowly get dirty), so as long as i dont touch anything i can minimise how many times i need to clean myself.
Women can you please take a ball point pen and write/draw stuff on my arm? please?
>>31953698Everyone here says they are autistic as a cope for being a social outcast.
women would you enjoy taking a virgin guy's first time?
>>31953693>sounds cute>but actually sounds like torturedamn
>>31953701Ok, yes. Can I write MINE and draw hearts?
>>31953700true, my OCD isn't cleanliness its planning and organizing, I live in a "mad house". I wipe down surfaces everyday and everything is perfectly lined up, I plan my whole week in advanced, and so on and so on. I have mental breakdowns when unexpected things happen.
>>31953704>imprint on himGod yes>>31953705Sounds cute in theory, torture for me personally. Others might like it.
>>31953706Yes of course. Thats preferred, actually
>>31953709>>imprint on himThis is why I'll never give up my virginity, I'll never lose!
>>31953710Cute! >>31953711I can steal it.
>>31953712>I can steal it.Many women have tried, and many women have failed.
>>31953678I get it. I love skin brushes, they feel amazing. Just please don't use my hairbrush to scratch your balls is all I ask >>31953681If you really want to prank her, use the toilet brush
>>31953714>If you really want to prank her, use the toilet brushKeep talking like that and I'll use your face to scratch my balls when your asleep.
>>31953704Yes and no. It means I'll probably be doing most of the work and he won't pleasure me well, but claiming more virginities would be cool.
I hate women so much anons
>>31953721i dont
>>31953704Yes. I wanna show him a really good time and also be unashamedly enthusiastic and assertive.
>All these masculine men in the threadWell I can see why no one dating these days.
>>31953721Me too
>>31953723>and also be unashamedly enthusiastic and assertive.yes please this is the perfect mindset
>>31953685It's not that it's "seen" as dominant, it's that it would feel totally wrong to me, physically, mentally, and emotionally
Women i think i'm gonna go make some pankcakes
No one paid attention to me and now I'm going to bed
Women, would you cosplay as a bimbo for your bf in the privacy of your bedroom?
>>31953702Maybe but I'm pretty sure I've seen a lot of posts from other girls that have sounded pretty sincere about their struggles with it
Would you watch this video if it popped up in your recommended?
>wake up an hour before my alarm>huge morning wood, massively horny about to explodeShould I do a quick fap or go back to sleep?
>>31953702i am legitimately autistic, there are good and bad things about it but i dont think im super hung up on it
>>31953728She's only that way towards Chads and black guys.
>>31953722Why not?
>>31953704No, I wouldn't like that kind of dynamic and I definitely wouldn't want to be a guy's first gf
>>31953689>would you be willing to do this with meNo. I have no interest in anime.
>>31953704Yeah.I'd fold him.
>>31953701Yessssz
>>31953748amazon position!?
>>31953737Yes. I'd actually find that quite fun; it's so far removed from what I normally dress like.
>>31953737Absolutely
>>31953741No, so forced
womendo you want to hear what my sex dream was about?
>>31953715Sounds like a job for a dude with a big bushy beard. Is there something you'd like to tell us, anon? It's okay, this is a safe space
>>31953747Even if i do/watch stuff with you that i dont have interest in as well?
>>31953760Yes
>>31953745cause, i like them
>>31953732Maple syrup?
>>31953753Smashshbsbsbsbs
>>31953760No
>>31953763There was a woman naked lying on her backI was giving her a massage, standing at her head and leaning overWe kissed really deeply, it felt blissful and euphoricI could feel like I nearly ejaculated without even touching myselfI hope intimacy feels this great in reality
Had a dream cuddling and fucking my ex.Not a fan of having such dreams.
>>31953773It can, it really can. May your dreams come true.
>>31953773>I was giving her a massage, standing at her head and leaning overMmmmm hard pp against my soft faaaaceee ;P
>>31953742Yes baby~
>>31953762I wouldn't force you to do anything with me you have no interest in. In the past, with exes, I've participated in their interests because they were mutually fun (watched films/television shows he was into, played video games with him, went hiking with him). But I'm happy to do my own activities alone and we can have some alone time.
The women here are succubi that are intent on stealing our energy. Men, thoughts?Women, care to defend yourself?
>>31953777Blessed trips are a good omen, my thanks>>31953778cute and hot
>>31953786>Women, care to defend yourself?I enjoy being a succubus.
>>31953777Why don't you help him? You bitches always love giving false hopes to lonely guys here, lol. If they're already an adult and single, it's pretty much over.
>>31953786>Women, care to defend yourself?No, why would I? Now give me all your pp energy!
>>31953702Being high functioning sucks because I was depressed for two days because my blanket felt itchy out of the dryer. So I had to rewash it with vinegar.
>>31953764But why? I don't see any reason to like them.
>>31953786At least succubi make men happy while they're sucking out their souls.
>>31953786i am here to steal male virginities only.
>>31953790nigga chill out im a virgin because of my crappy life circumstances, it's not anyone else's business
>>31953786I need the opposite of energy, I need to be hit over the head with a two by four and knocked out at 10pm every night
>>31953786>Women, care to defend yourself?Sentry Online.
>>31953790There is no advice and no help. Either he can make it happen or he can not.
>>31953786>Men, thoughts?Oh nooo, that's so hooorrible... I'm so distraught I might accidentally forget to lock my window...
>>31953786Only men will reply to this stupid post.
>>31953808*crawls up your walls*
>>31953800good sleep is a state of high energy
>>31953808*void tethers his limbs to the bedposts*
>>31953814What'cha doin' up there?
>>31953818None of your business. Now go to sleep.
>>31953820Okay. I'm not scared, everyone knows being under the blankets makes you immune to being attacked.
>>31953822*pulls away your blanket*
>>31953786FMmm no, i like being a lust vampire
>>31953786>Men, thoughts?I wish
>>31953824That violates evildoer law! And me!
>>31953737Of course
>>31953799Are you black?>>31953802That's true. It just happens for most people, but a lot of niggas on /adv/ pretend that guys need to go on some Hercules arc of self-improvement for 10 years before they ax a bitch out.
>>31953704Not really, he’s not going to be good at it
>>31953832>Are you black?im white
>>31953689I don’t like anime, I would play vidya instead
Are there any men out there that don’t watch porn?
>>31953828Good
>>31953652No.
>>31953815True. I guess I'm succubiing myself
>>31953737Absolutely want lanklet weegee bf
>>31953689does it have to be just anime? can we watch movies together instead?what anime are you watching (if its one piece idk but its a bit of an ick)
>>31953840Are there any women out there that aren't dumb as shit?Answer's the same. Yes, but very, very few.
>>31953689I like anime, heavily depending on the choices.
>>31953849Aren’t women more educated than men?
>>31953840I doubt you'd ever find a guy who has literally never watched porn, but there are plenty of guys who only view it occasionally for a quick wank then close the window without saving anything and turning it into an entire lifestyle
>>31953852More educated =/= smarter
>>31953840Very rare. You have to find either cerebral ones (but even they sometimes look at still pictures/hentai) or the Luddite-types who have autistic physical interests.
>>31953855this
>>31953855Guys still think street smart is a thing
>>31953858"street smart" means not being an oblivious naiive idiot in shady places
>>31953858Not what I said at all, and neither was that implied
>>31953840You wouldn't find them attractive in the first place because you bitches are passive and spineless and the guys who don't watch porn are likely meek as well.
>>31953859Guys are smart because they make places shady?
>>31953862Haha what kind of smart are you?
Men that hate women in this thread rn :https://youtu.be/ciHeNkQhI0Q?si=gV0qYRtez6wnvj96Gender, How do we get these weirdos to be good boys again?
>>31953871it's hilarious how quickly they become sappy little babies when a woman shows them love and affection
>>31953840>Are there any men out there that don’t watch porn?I don't much. I probably look at some once every few months because I'm really bored, then after a few minutes I think "Why the fuck am I bothering with this shit?" and put it away again. I don't actually jerk it porn. But there are a great many reasons why you wouldn't have the slightest interest in me as a boyfriend. Anyone you might actually be interested in uses porn regularly - that's certain.
>>31953871Educate them
>>31953872The interactions with simps here don't count as real conversations, dumb cunt.
>>31953872Or don’t show them love and attention, basically they are sappy little angst babies all of the time
>>31953786>Men, thoughts?You don't get it. Men and women together *generate* energy. The women may skim a little off the top, but there's more energy being generated in your body than there would be if she weren't there. The two of you are like the cathode and anode of a battery; when you come together, energy starts flowing that powers both of you.
Everyone,even though you agree to a lunch date
What’s your favorite smell? I just cleaned by sheets and they smell so good
>>31953884Peach
>>31953869Dumb question
>>31953877awwww wook he's so angwy!!!
>>31953884>What’s your favorite smell?Roasting beef.
>>31953652Yes>>31953737Yes>>31953741I watched.>>31953742Use the morning wood to hit the snooze button on your alarm>>31953786I think I'm supposed to pretend that this is funny or that I care to participate in the ironic response circle but I'm not creative enough to do that.
>>31953652YESSSSSSSSVERY MUCHHHHHH
>>31953896Evidently not
>>31953855What we think of as being smart exists in three bubbles that kind of overlap like a venn diagram.You have IQ, or whatever you would think of as the processing power/raw innate ability. Then you have education/knowledge which is basically fact memorization or how much you have to draw from when it comes to raw data.Then you have wisdom which can only come from humility and actual experience.I think being outstanding in any one of these things can make you a cut above most people, but as with most things, a healthy balance is key.That's just how I think about it.
>>31953902Chris Brown? Is that really you?
i really want to give a woman a full body massageteasing a making a woman cum with my hands is so hot to me
>>31953910I want a guy to hold me and play with me like a guitar/base.
>>31953913i don't think i'm strong enough for that, it'd be more like a double bass
>>31953884strawberry
>>31953915Hnf~ <3
>>31953920BADDUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DA DUM *spank*
>>31953925He will be up in weight in a few months.He has done similar things several times before, he is a known liar and professional victim.
>>31953923Hehehe, fiddle meeeee
>>31953925>Either gender. Have you ever experienced serious physical or mental problems as a result of prolonged insomnia? Does the idea of taking sleeping medication give you anxiety? ive hallucinated from not sleeping for a few days, in general my sleep is really bad, like 3am fall asleep. taking meds with a side effect of making me drowzy has massively improved my sleep, but i still sleep in a lot till like 9/11am
>>31953931>9/11
>>31953925I used to do the same thing and said I would kill myself if Nicky boy got skinny before I did. It genuinely worked.>Have you ever experienced serious physical or mental problems as a result of prolonged insomnia? My mental health instantly increases when I get enough sleep. Focus, mood, life satisfaction, performance. Ive had issues with sleep since I can remember and I consume disgusting amounts of caffeine.>Does the idea of taking sleeping medication give you anxiety?Not really but I don't want to be reliant on it.
>>31952949I masturbated to TV footage of Abu Ghiraib, does that count
>>31953927He's an actor who turned his eating disorder into a character he played on the internet, and he was pretty open about it too. He dropped character in his videos all the time
What makes a person want to be a cop?
>>31953929I'm gonna play slap-bass with your cheeks
>>31953931The medication makes you feel drowsy during the day? That's rough but I'm glad it's helped your sleep. How long do you expect to be taking it?
WomanYou all want a man to lead you?
>>31953935my fav vids of his are where hes playing violin, usually in a distraught style. i wonder if he can still play to the same standard he used to
>>31953925>Either gender. Have you ever experienced serious physical or mental problems as a result of prolonged insomnia?Nah. I have dropped quite a bit of weight from sleeping so much and not even achieving omad.I have like a snack and still feel tired..I have trazadone incase of emergencies... but I really don't want to use it.Lately it's been mysterious pains that keep me up like a pea princess.Ear infection, itchy blanket, forgetting to darken the room, stomach growling so I chug water and then pee. Does the idea of taking sleeping medication give you anxiety?
>>31953937Cops aren’t supposed to change anything. They are the enforcer of the law, good or not.
>>31953939not super drowzy during the day but i just struggle with getting up. i used to be on mirtazapine and that made me mad drowzy during the day (would not rate). ill probably be taking it for the rest of my life (olanzapine)
>>31953932I hate that movie/character because I have autism and tourette's and developed echolalia for repeating that guy's line compulsively at an inopportune time. And it got me legit accused of claiming to be a CIA agent in a place where I could have been tortured and arrested.
>>31953863>the guys who don't watch porn are likely meek as well.In my experience, men who don't watch porn are very unique in a good way. The ones I've met have been self-assured, a quiet confidence, and have this understated charisma.
>>31953940No. We just don’t want a socially award insecure guy
>>31953944https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH4lgKnGr-o
>>31953873What sort of porn do you watch when you do? And do you play pornographic games, by any chance?
>>31953947You don't need porn when your married friends frequently seek variety and a fantasy escape from dreary daily life with their spouses by sexting you over Insta and over half of your conversations are about dreaming of pleasuring each other in bed
>>31953942>Does the idea of taking sleeping medication give you anxiety?Oops forgot this partNo, I just hate taking medication at all.Even the word "Medication" is offputting to me. I want to call it food.Food is healthy and not as scary science-y.
Femanon won't admit she likes spending more time with incel chud anonymous than with chad.
is daydreaming a hobby?
>>31953907It's a childish attempt to imply that I'm stupid by someone who thinks getting a college degree means you're smart.
>>31953933I definitely feel much, much better when I get proper sleep. It's pretty incredible how much it affects us. And he's practically emaciated now, I hate myself for this but I almost screamed when I saw it
>>31953908More educated doesn't even necessarily mean more knowledgeable. If you're being taught garbage, it's not going to make you smarter.
>>31953958>is daydreaming a hobby?Idk. I want to get high with *him* and be together.
>>31953957I like Chad better but he's asleep rn >>31953958Depends on how detailed you get with itBut after a certain point you get to graduate to call it "writing" or "world building"
>>31953940>You all want a man to lead you?No.
>>31953957I just pretend I'm talking to chad anyway. It doesn't matter because I won't be meeting them irl.
>>31953963>If you're being taught garbageI took classes online from Liberty University to inflate my credentials and learned almost nothing I could actually use. I did get a window into the creepy way that Bible Thumping wignnuts think though. It reminded me of minoring in Econ in undergrad and learning all the trickle-down, Koch-funded talking points about how the poor deserve to be poor.
>>31953963True, and I agree with that. I think the underlying sentiment here is overall distrust in the education system and trying to imply that women have some sort of propaganda or moral compromise in their education. I could be wrong, but I don't fully agree with that sentiment. At least not so much so that it renders an education useless.But I do agree with the base statement, so feel free to disregard.
>>31953958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R_uJFE_GNw
>>31953940No
>>31953963>>31953971And speaking of, >>31953969Is a pretty good example. So it does kind of depend on quality of education and knowledge as well.
>>31953940Let me rephrase that.Women, do you want me to offer to dance with you when I see you in a club and gently lead you around by the hand while I smile gently and sustain light eye contact with you?
>>31953971I think modern universities mostly teach you garbage, and I've been through two different universities. Many very stupid people get college degrees and remain very stupid even after getting their degrees. The education system in the US generally is in terrible shape right now.
>>31953957every anonymous is my chad tulpa
>>31953965>But after a certain point you get to graduate to call it "writing" or "world building"what if I never write any of it down?
>>31953979Well, I've never been to university, so you have the experience in this conversation.What did you go for, if it's not too personal? Just curiosity
>>31953951>What sort of porn do you watch when you do? If I had a choice it would be hypnosis/mind control fetish stuff. But the stuff that exists is always beyond terrible, of course; two seconds of hypnosis and then a porn scene that's indistinguishable from any other porn scene. You would need some production values and some acting to make it in any interesting.>And do you play pornographic games, by any chance?No.
>>31953983I started with aerospace engineering but changed to computer science pretty quickly.
>>31953975In more subjective fields like social sciences and humanities there is often an attempt to inject specific opinions, worldviews, ideologies, and so on into the education. At higher levels there's sometimes a divide between theoretical (especially critical approaches, which are pure theory) and applied approaches. Some good examples are the study of fields like politics or religion. Someone who wants to contribute to edited volumes with titles like "Critical Theories of Religion" is going to want a different education then someone who wants to go to seminary to be an imam or a priest. In the study of Politics and Government, someone who is holding out hopes to be a staffer for their country's parliament is going to want to take a different approach to study than someone who wants to write polemical tracts and op eds about how their world leaders lie their way into unnecessary wars and overspending. And so on and so forth. It depends on what you're looking for, which is why program and department choice are so important especially at the graduate level.
>>31953985So would you say that this>Many very stupid people get college degrees and remain very stupid even after getting their degrees Also applies to stem subjects as well? I'm thinking about going to school but would probably go in Canada
>>31953979im not in the us but my experience with going to 3 unis for 5 different courses is that unis really suck at teaching you stuff, especially if youre neurodivergent. the teaching quality was also the best at the lowest ranked uni and the professors helped me through some difficult times with extensions and whatnot
>>31953949>>31953967>>31953973Okay. What do women want?
>>31953925>Have you ever experienced serious physical or mental problems as a result of prolonged insomnia?Not exactly, but I do suffer from poor quality sleep, which has a similar impact. The long term effects are not unlike dementia.
>>31953976>Women, do you want me to offer to dance with you when I see you in a club and gently lead you around by the hand while I smile gently and sustain light eye contact with you?If we were both in a club and I found you attractive, yeah.I'll dance on you.
>>31953990>Okay. What do women want?Cats.
>>31953989You have broader experience than I do, but I'd definitely agree that going to a "better" (read: more expensive) school doesn't necessarily produce better results.>>31953988It's less prevalent in STEM but it still happens. Good luck, anon.
>>31953990Chad. Do you even have to ask? All the female songs and movies directed by females are about Chads.
>>31953580My ex gf is half flip. Crazy. Her mother is crazy. There's probably normal ones though! Just don't approach weeb pseud ones
>>31953984So what stuff do you watch, when you do? Bad hypnosis stuff or something else?
>>31953971I was in college during the 2010s and simultaneously had one professor who compared our then American President Obama unfavorably to 20th century Communist dictators and another who seethed when people questioned her faith in Feminist theories of Geography and who told our class of mostly wealthy foreign expat students that they were being exploited and manipulated by capitalism. The big trick was sifting information you could actually use to create your own original work and thoughts from those professors' bogus ass opinions.
>>31953580few people talk about how buck broken south east asian males are and how much the women all rule themit's awful
>>31953993Dance ON me? Like, exotic dancer style? I haven't been grinded on a while, so sure.
>>31953941I like those too! I hate all the grotesque stuff, but his non-gross humour bits were always funny and his background with the violin is really interesting
>>31954003When I was a kid my Filipina nanny moonlighted as a sex worker for rich Arab men. I didn't pick up on that until I was an adult and I heard vague allusions to her second job.
>>31953990Women are Freemium. Free accounts get neglect and disdain, Premium (chad) accounts get everything.
>>31953957But he is sleeping.
>>31954005They only do it to Chads and black guys. The club scene is pretty much dead when every bitch can get a bf through social media and dating apps. This means the worst possible bitches go clubbing and to bars.
>>31954012I think your issue isn't the club scene, it's that you speak and think in incel buzzwords
>>31953990I want this one
>>31953422The only fully straight women remaining on earth under 30 are all gold digging whore cunts who only care about the outward appearance of mens wealth, this means that a man who buys iphones is likely to not just be rich but spend lavishly and as such satiate their money wasting bimbo needs.See post related for further proof >>31953737
>>31953942Congrats on the weight loss anon, assuming you're feeling healthier because of it. So you find the way you eat helps your sleep cycle? I do weirdly get anxious at the idea of taking sleep meds, it's embarrassing but I started anti anxiety medication a little while ago and I still struggle with feeling anxious about taking it too even though I know for a fact it doesn't make me less alert. I'm not sure why. Hope your ear is feeling better soon
Women can be deep sometimes, so why do they larp as though they're slightly retarded?
>>31954015Do you think anyone uses 4channel lingo irl? Fucking retard, kek.
>>31954023Both is fun.
>>31954019>gold digging whore cuntsSeriously, though, have you considered not thinking and talking like a fucking incel?
>>31954001>So what stuff do you watch, when you do? Bad hypnosis stuff or something else?Generally, yeah. It isn't just the lack of appropriate fetish stuff that's the problem, mind you. There's a weird sort of visual vocabulary to porn that I find deeply annoying. I'd want to watch something that looks like two real people having real sex, but it never does. Even with amateur stuff it's always so posed; they always play to the camera.I'm not a very visual person, anyway. When I was growing up I generally jerked it to written stuff rather than pictures or videos - or just used my imagination.Sex scenes in mainstream movies can sometimes be a little better; at least they're nicely shot and nicely lit, and you're interested in the characters. Porn is visually ugly.
>>31954025Even if you use it privately and "anonymously" on here it still reveals a toxic mental pathology that carries over into the physical world, doesn't it?
>>31954026Be deep more. Being deep is valued and important.
>>31953945There always seems to be a trade off but it sounds like it's worth it if it allows you to get a good night's sleep
>>31954023It's called "masking", it's how we neurodivergent Autismal and ADHD Replicant skinjobs slip through the cracks of the Voigt Kampf test and pass as human.
>>31954028Hey HEY RETARD incels claim that women can only love Chad, by saying certain women love men for their money that means that appearance isn't all women care about and men can work hard and become rich to get a wife. That means I'm not an incel, I'm classical redpill.Boy aren't you embarrassed huh? I'm screenshotting this thread and putting it in my wall of debate victories I won on 4chan. GG EZ.
>>31954035No thanks, sounds lame and boring.
>>31954028>gloria steinem reviewI'm sure this book is full of deep insights
>>31954032Not really. I can larp as a normie and I can lie to bitches easily when I want dates. You're just retarded if you can't separate 4chan from real life. Do you also hornypost like a pathetic loser here and think it counts as sexual experience, kek?
>>31953940Unironically yes
>>31954042>Do you also hornypost like a pathetic loser here and think it counts as sexual experienceIt doesn't? Rats.
>>31954040*hate* women.
>>31954019>who only care about the outward appearance of mens wealthNo. I want an actually good boy.I'm tired of retarded incels larping like we're supposed to be trying to steal from them all the time.YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING RESEMBLING A VALUABLE PERSONALITY.YOU ARE NOT WORTH THE HASLE YOU THINK.After you pull that shit, I'm gone.
>>31954047So predictable and normie. Everyone hates women now. Loving women is the new chad shit.
>>31954047>"No, I LOVE women, otherwise I wouldn't want to have sex with them, because objectifying the lady folk as sex teddy bears is how I respect them!"That's what you sound like
>>31954045That's what you sounded like.>THE WAY PEOPLE POST ON 4CHAN IS THE WAY THEY ACT IRL!!! IT CAN'T BE THAT PEOPLE ACT DIFFERENTLY ANONYMOUSLY WE MUST ALL ACT THE SAMERetard.
>>31954037Explains why people suck they mask all their good bits.
>>31954054The only socially acceptable mask is larping as an NPC.
>>31954050I understood none of your bitter woman schizopost but good for you, or sorry that your estrogen got blocked, idk, I'm not reading that again.
>>31954052>Like me for myself!No.
>>31954023>BImbobwoing>Fake bimboick
>>31953992What do you think might be causing it? Have you had a sleep study or anything like that? Sleep is such a hard thing to fix, it's so simple but so complicated
Are you woke?
>>31954040My two cents, Nixon was one of the presidents of the United States most likely to have had asperger's disease. He was also very much the modal Capricorn.
>>31954064Ok
>the chadsexual incel can't keep his spam in
>>31954067Meds
>>31954063Yes
>>31954067Do you ever think the reason some of these supposed "super straight" male incels are obsessed with the chad archetype is out of homosexual fantasies about being dominated by a more powerful male presence?
>>31954072They sure act sus if a truly masculine man enters the scene.
>>31954023Everything has a balance.My third eye has to rest.Powers are liminal.
>>31954072Anti racism isn't about ending slavery, rather it's about black men angry about white men having larger penises and secretly wanting to have buck breaking sex with them.
>>31954072Sometimes, but I think it's largely insecurities.
>>31954067>>31954072>>31954074women are chudphobic. simple.I am also accepting Nobel prizes.
>>31954053You're being a little autistic, there, anon; I was kidding.
>>31954080And that‘s a good thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Pwr79XKZcWhat's your star sign? What star sign is sexiest?
State genderWhy is the chase more enjoyable than being in a relationship? Why is it so cursed that wanting to be in a romantic relationship with someone is more enjoyable than actually being in it with one? I just want to love someone who’s exactly like me, not in the narcissistic way though… just someone who at least gets me.
>>31954084Fuck off already.
>>31954062>What do you think might be causing it?Partly obstructive sleep apnoea, and partly chronic discomfort/pain. I have a CPAP machine, which is a lot better than not having one, but it's not perfect. I have issues with the mask, for example because my skull is such a peculiar shape.
>>31954081That anon's performative emotional displays and episodic outbursts of Bipolar Type I demonstrate the reasons they are incapable of getting a date I took a psychology class in college so I know what I'm talking about
>>31954086You are probably mentally unstable.Chances are you are avoidant.
>>31954086Foid hands
I want to touch a woman's body so bad but it won't happen for a long while.
>>31954089>CPAP machineImagine if it was called CPLAP machine.Complex plappening machine.
>>31954086The chase is better than the catch.This is the first page of the second chapter.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbB3iGRHtqA
>>31954091The person I was with is avoidant, I am mentally unstable though yes very true anon.>>31954092Moid
>>31954086FI am like you. I suspect I am avoidant (never been in a relationship though, and last time I chased a guy I actually really liked and saw a future with he ghosted me) I will roobably kill myself soon
>>31954095I wish I fell asleep with a penis suction machine around my cock, like the cum sucking hoses from the movie A Boy and His Dog starring Don Johnson.
>>31954084F LeoIt's really not about star signs. I've banged them all equally. It's about finding compaibility in relation to our personal struggles and archetype.But I really want that Taurus.That was my first car too.
>>31954098>The person I was with is avoidantMy condolences, no wonder you think the chase is more interesting than being with somebody.Avoidant people should not be in romantic relationships.
>>31954084ScorpioLeo
>>31954098No shit
>>31954072You think a straight guy came up with the name Chad Thundercock and spends all day every day obsessing about tall men and big dicks? This place is more homoerotic than Brokeback Mountain.
>>31954086Porn rot. The same way the brain automatically tunes out ads is the same way intimacy is tuned out after a while.Fantasies are more arousing than sex. Sex is anticlimactic.>plaplap and then i cumwoahhhhh unique and different and unexpected
>>31954100Remember to live stream it.
>>31954106Once I was doing a comedy set at a country bar full of redneck guys and one guy kept pointing and laughing at me after each joke and saying "BOY, your shirt looks like something outta BROKEN BACK MOUNTAIN! That's right, BROKEN BACK MOUNTAIN!"
>>31954103Glad you agree anon. I guess maybe I phrased it the wrong way. My expectations of what the relationship would be were not what it became, and not what was initially promised. >>31954107I will miss the sex, fuck off faggot.
>>31954086>Why is the chase more enjoyable than being in a relationship?M. It's not. Anyone who thinks it is has never been in love.
>>31954106You think a straight guy would write dozens of books over two centuries and spend all day obsessing about rich men and labor violations? Socialism is more homoerotic than Brokeback Mountain.
>>31954110>Glad you agree anon.Everybody who's been on the receiving end of an avoidant person will agree.It's incredibly hurtful that they act the way they do.
>>31954084>What's your star sign? M. Gemini.>What star sign is sexiest?Gemini. Duh.
>>31954112Marx and Engels probably put their pee pees in each others bums, that wouldn't be news to me at all. Karl Marx lived in England much of his life after all and probably contracted the English mental disease of homosexual buggery addiction.
>>31954094>I want to touch a woman's body so bad but it won't happen for a long while.Try escorts.
>>31954063yes but i think the term is retarded. also im anti mass immigration
>>31954084>What's your star signThe star of David
>>31954120Why do I feel like he looked better fat?
>>31954121>strongest moid advice
>>31954124Foid hands
Am I avoidant if I still desperately want love?
>>31954084Gemini.I couldn't even name all of them, much less tell you which of them are sexy. But the sexiest person I've met is also a Gemini.
>>31954122If a morbidly obese man with the physique of a hot air balloon whose BMI is that of a truck full of undocumented laborers crosses a border, do we consider that mass immigration?
>>31954126Yeah?
>>31954094I mean, you can always just ask. Preferably after going on a date… >>31954130Yeah!
>>31954127Yes
I'm convinced female toxicity is a weird type of self-harm they're stuck doing.>men do everything wrong and nothing right.>chad likes me less than I like him, incel chuds what do i do?>okay just got back from having sex with chad time to reply with vague and unhelpful one word answers to random shit>"No." "It depends." "Maybe." "No." "Obviously." "Whatever." "Moid hands.">great talk. same time tomorrow?
>>31954124>>31954126>>31954130Lmfaaaooo Only men will understand this one.
>>31954112>You think a straight guy would write dozens of books over two centuries and spend all day obsessing about rich men and labor violations?Unless he's a vampire or something, I doubt anyone would be writing books over two centuries. But otherwise... yeah?
>>31954136Whatever
>>31954139*A whole bunch of menSorry
>>31954127You can still want things that you intentionally avoid.You can dodge a car coming right at you and still want to drive.
>>31954138Smh
>>31954139I wish I lived over two centuries. At minimum, five centuries. I'm trying to figure out an alchemical formula that will turn my addiction to swisher sweets and gas station kratom into having the opposite health effect, making me eternally youthful and being transformed into elixirs of immortality.
Have you ever been sodomized up your anal cavity with a burning cigar?
>>31954100Lol, one Chad ghosted you and you want to end your life? Females are crazy. Just date the nice guy who asked you out and actually wants to be with you.
>>31954147No
>>31954148>Lol, one Chad ghosted you and you want to end your life?Tale as old as time. Virgil wrote about this in The Aeneid. Dido burned a whole city and unalived herself because Aeneas ghosted her.
>>31954152I would do it again.
>>31954143The only thing I experience is 2 but I still push myself to do it Am I still avoidant? Or did I just not like them
>>31954148He wasn't even a Chad he was a loser who asked me out and said he liked me
>>31954089I hope I never need anything like a cpap machine, because I don't think I could ever sleep with the mask. It must be really annoying for it to fit weird on top of that and then dealing with pain as well. Hope it gets better anon, I will try sending good sleep thoughts your way
>>31954157lol @ how people fall for the "Chad" meme when I see women around and about in town casually dating men who look like a young Danny Devito if he got hit in the face by a brick frying pan.
>>31954157>he was such a loser that he ghosted me in 2024 where every man is desperate for a female to like him back ughhhh what a fucking total loser he was ughhhLmao.
>>31954156Are you willing to work on your problem?That's your answer.
>>31954143tfw autistic>all of these
>>31954127What you WANT is irrelevant, how you act is what counts.
If you warm up your anal cavity to a certain extent, is it possible to hardboil an egg in there?
>>31954162Lol yea. I mean I'm not exactly a looker myself but I get it I get mad about Stacy too
>>31954164This is actually a good play on his part. It shows he's not clingy and desperate. There's a certain market logic you have to follow as a man in the heterosexualist dating world, scarcity increases value.
>>31954162>>31954171I don't see this at all. What country and what city? What I do see often is tall fit guys with chubby, frumpy bitches.
>>31954162This guy is at least a 6/10, not Chad but like... if I'm ugly I'm gonna be mad yeah.
>>31954165Yes I just wish I knew exactly what my problem is>>31954169How do I know how I'll act if I've never been in a relationship?
>>31954176Awwww Danny. What a cutie
>>31954175Kek yup. Their answer is always some bullshit no one who matters even knows exists like "Latvia" or "The Solomon Islands" or "Carcosa." Watch.
>>31954175Mid-sized city in the northern USA.
>>31954120All of his videos and engagement drama from the past 2 years was pre recorded and he was losing weight during that time, it's pretty funny. His new videos are him playing straight, I wonder if he's going to go back to the campy stuff again
Hey you know what the fuck. I am not avoidant wtf I am actually very intentional with my relationships and looking for a true connection and I think I'm beating myself up for not finding it. I think I was just lonely and isolated for such a long time that I don't really know how to connect with people or force connections? I don't do casual sex, I don't actively avoid anyone, I'm not emotionally unavailable, I trust people who deserve to be trusted,
>>31954160>Hope it gets better anonNo chance of that.>I will try sending good sleep thoughts your wayBut thanks. :o)
>>31954177>How do I know how I'll act if I've never been in a relationship?How you act with your friends is a good indicator.Like if you are "exhausted" after talking to somebody for half an hour, take days to reply to texts, never want to do anything with them etc.
>>31954200Congrats?
>>31954176He looks 12 no offence
>>31954170>If you warm up your anal cavity to a certain extent, is it possible to hardboil an egg in there?Technically, yes, but the temperature it would have to reach is high enough that you wouldn't survive the experience.
>>31954203I respond to texts quickly, I always go out with friends unless physically impossible and even if I don't want to/am not feeling it. I know I'll have a better time in the end. I don't have a lot of friends but the ones I do have I care about. Idk if that means anything. I really don't want to be avoidant. what if someone good comes along and I ruin it?
>>31954183People don't know Latvia exists?
>>31954214I just know hot guys come from there
>>31954214You know Latvia exists?!*Shoots you twice in the back of the head.*Now you don't. No one can know.
I thought attachment styles were a meme? Or was that love languages
>>31954200It's ok to admit where you need to learn from your faults.I hope you heal to experience the joys of a relationship in full.
>>31954220Me too I really want to be better. I wish my parents weren't 20 when they had me maybe I would be less fucked up
>>31954214NTA but a lot of people in the US would struggle to name more than a few dozen countries.
>>31954219love languades are pseudo psych. attachment styles are very well defined and researched
>>31954219>I thought attachment styles were a meme?I wish. t. Guy with insecure attachment style
>>31954219You are a meme.
>>31954225>NTA but a lot of people in the US would struggle to name more than a few dozen countries.Oh, well, in the US, sure. But most adults in the US have the knowledge and vocabulary of a four year old child. You can't consider the US typical.
finna lie and tell women im a leo from now on
>>31954231American Problem: a hundred times as many people die from gun violence here as in any other wealthy country.American Solution: MORE GUNS.
>>31954236What is your real sign?
>>31954236Why leo?
I have taken like 6 attachment quizes and they all tell me something different. Cool guess I'm dying alone
>>31954219Being aware of attachment styles can be a useful way to frame things if makes you more self aware and helps you catch yourself when you fall into certain behaviour patterns. But therapists also say you can different attachment styles in different relationships, so it's not like it's this rigidly defined thing. I also think some people might like having yet another label to define themselves by and there's always the danger of using it as a way to box yourself in and not grow or change
>>31954239one of the ones no one ever brings up ever for any reason(ie not scorpio, leo or "one of the he's funny" ones)>>31954240second most popular, basically says>im stereotyped to have entirely attractive traitswithout being as common as scorpio (which is the msot common and most popular sign, despite most men being single)
>>31954241In conclusion you are incapable of healthy relationships. What more do you need to know? Idiot
What the fuck man…
>>31954247My god yes, leos are great.
>>31954243Okay yea this made me feel better. Thank you. Why are you guys all so smart I am so dumb >>31954248I want to be good I really do. I want to be a wife
>>31954247Cancer?
I was trying to protect myself in a dangerous situation
How do I find a casual cuddling partner? I really don't want sex as much as I want hugs
>>31954252Dumb of you. Men love bad girls.
>>31954250I am?
>>31954249Literally me.
>>31954249>You may struggle with feelings of guilt and shameYea so what haha :|
>>31954258aquariouseven in the song that was posted earlier aquarious gets literally 2 lines and its donethe only info on it anywhere is boiled down to>you're fucking weird, you fucking weirdo.fuck you you fucking weird weirdo stop being weird. fuck you're weirdits the rarest sign so no one cares to look at it much. the opposite of scorpio where its put in the best light by far because most people clicking are scorpio and it literally pays to validate them
>>31954263Yeah you are dumbass.
>>31954259>I was trying to protect myself in a dangerous situationDid you kill someone?
>>31954262I can't win
>>31954249Yeah, that's the problem with online quizzes. All of those things are just part of the human experience, everyone experiences those things to some degree at some time or another. It's like psychiatric diagnoses, everyone can read list a symptoms for virtually anything and related to at least some of it. What matters is the degree to which it's negatively affecting your life and how difficult it is for you to change it without professional support
>>31954261>How do I find a casual cuddling partner?Try a dating app for asexuals.
Need gf to act avoident with and blame all my issues on but also emotionally manipulate to think she needs me
>>31954272>all of the things mentioned I strongly feelHaha…
>>31954211>what if someone good comes along and I ruin it?Then you learn from it.You don't sound avoidant to me.>>31954219They both describe behaviour and wants/needs.It's just a simplification to easily say what you like and don't like. That does not mean there isn't a spectrum for all of them.Like some avoidant people are very attached to their partner, but nobody else. Or the other way around, they see even their partner as just as disposable "best friend" who they only contact when THEY need it, but are annoyed when their partner needs them.
>>31954267I had an Aquarius chase phase, but he burned me by lying about his entire personality.Now I'm scared of men lying about their birthdays again.
>>31954280thats me from now on babehfinna lie, cheat and steal
>>31954272I look at that list in the screencap, but I don't really feel that way. But I will agree that those points are way too general.
>>31954086F. I don't think it's more enjoyable, just different - the chase is exciting, the first phases of a relationship are basically a constant high, but long term relationships are profoundly fulfilling and happy. I never felt happier with my husband than I do today, and I know I'll be happier tomorrow.
>>31954252>Why are you guys all so smart I am so dumbWe've just had first hand experience with certain people.
>>31954274>There's an asexual app>No aromantic oneMaybe I just try whichever app is best at hookups
Was me thinking I want to wait to be in love to have sex just me being avoidant?
>>31954286The longest relationship I’ve been in is a month and a half haha…
>>31954084>What's your star sign?I'm a Gemini born in May. My sister in law is a Gemini born in June. She once sent me this link; it is eerily accurate.https://www.instagram.com/reel/C58_FcUsL3b/
>>31954292This is the shortest relationship I've been in and it's been 7 years lol
>>31954291Yeah you idiot >muh purity>muh superiority
>>31954291Yeah, you got an avoidant-dick personality >>31954294What the fuck >.>
>>31954289>Maybe I just try whichever app is best at hookupsThen you'll get people who expect sex.
>>31954277>You don't sound avoidant to me.I feel like I am. Or I am very scared that I am. I'm going to push myself to not hold back my feelings anymore>>31954287You guys are usually nice to me for being a virgin with no experience but this is the reality of it. I don't know what I need or want and most guys want nothing to do with that
>>31954252Believe me, I'm dumber than a pile of bricks. I just have parents who were able and willing to spend a fortune on therapy for me
I really hate women, they're the worst.
>>31954281Gross
>>31954297That's the idea yea. Sex, nothing more.
>>31954298>I don't know what I need or want and most guys want nothing to do with thatNTA. When I was younger I would have enjoyed helping you find out.
>>31954295It was never about purity or superiority, I always hated myself for never having found a boyfriend or not just going out and losing it in college>>31954296>Yeah, you got an avoidant-dick personalityI like dick :( He just makes me nervous
>>31954261I doubt that's possible. I don't think I'd be able to easily meet someone I'd be comfortable having any sort of casually intimate relationship with, but if I did, I'd probs want his dick one way or another.
>>31954300I love you too wankclown.
>>31954299Lucky>>31954305How could you have helped me?
>>31954298>not hold back my feelings anymoreUsually a good idea, especially when it comes to affection, because you'll just be passing up chances at being happy.It's always worth trying.>You guys are usually nice to me for being a virgin with no experienceI think virginity has no inherent value and unless you have fucked like 100+ people in the span of a year, I don't care if somebody has fucked somebody before me, because that's just something insecure and/or controlling people do.>I don't know what I need or wantYou'll find out once you are in a relationship.
>>31954303>That's the idea yea. Sex, nothing more.Did I miss an NTA? Person I originally replied to said>I really don't want sex as much as I want hugsAnyway, if you want casual fucking, try Tinder or Feeld.
>>31954274I'm not an asexual>>31954308I can give you the dick for the hugs, I'd just enjoy the hugs more right now and would rather avoid sex
>>31954310>How could you have helped me?By consciously being a practice boyfriend for you, and having friendly talks about how you felt things were going, and what you were enjoying, and what you weren't enjoying.
Hockey bf
My boyfriend didn't let me use my computer or phone much and now I'm finding out things he did to me that were red flags that I wasn't able to ask you guys about and realize were red flags. I feel so stupid but I got out at least. I missed you guys
>>31954313>>31954289Yea, this is what you replied to.I'm aromantic; never seen any appeal in relationships at all, never had a crush.>>31954319>BEing an adult and letting someone else dictate your usage of such thingslol
>>31954315>I'm not an asexualNo, but if you're looking for someone who is okay with having cuddles without sex, an app full of people who don't want sex is probably a good place to start.
>>31954315>avoid sexWhy though? Also hugging during sex is a thing. Two birds, one stone.
>>31954319>My boyfriend didn't let me use my computer or phone muchControlling abuser, eh?Sorry to hear that, glad you made it out.
>>31954322I'm lazy and needy
>>31954325NTA you just sound kinda stupid.Probably some weak underweight emo.
>>31954319>I got out at leastGood for you! We're happy to see you back, and happy to see you in one piece.>My boyfriend didn't let me use my computer or phone muchThat in itself is a massive red flag, for future reference.
>>31954325Same, but I still want to get fucked. I don't see why casual hugging is on the table, but casual sex isn't.
>>31954327You're right
>>31954311>It's always worth trying.I wnt to be braveI dont really care about virginity either in other people I guess you're right>>31954316How could I know if my feelings were true unless I actually liked you though?
i need to be touched by a woman
>>31954329Maybe next time just give me the cuddles first without responsibility
>>31954332Don't listen to the "practice bf" retard.That shit only works for sociopaths.
>>31954332>How could I know if my feelings were true unless I actually liked you though?Well, obviously there would have been no point in you being with me if you didn't actually like me. But back then I quite enjoyed being in a "helping people to figure out what they want" role. I would have been fine with you being with me for a while, having fun, figuring out what you actually wanted, finding another guy who gave you that, and then moving on. I would have felt happy to have been instrumental in making you happy in the long term.
I kind of wish my bf strictly controlled my internet access desu
>>31954341>I kind of wish my bf strictly controlled my internet access desuHave you tried asking him to?
>>31954333No you don’t
>>31954341Wish i had a gf to control all aspects of the life of>Wake up, its 9>Wear this>Eat this>We're going here>Smile, I'm taking pictures>Come here>Life up your skirt>Smile>We're going home>You have 3 hours to watch something, I'm going out, no more than that>Eat this>Sleep>Smile :)
>>31954345I‘d kill him with my bare hands.
>>31954345NTA, but honestly it'd be convenient to just do what a guy says in a relationship all the time if he knew exactly what I wanted to accomplish with my life and had the best intentions in us getting them done properly together. But nobody is that infallible or has that much foresight.
>>31954345The army loves people like you.
>>31954347Use a knifeThrust 3 times into my heartSmile :)
>>31954351AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*chokes you to death*
>>31954349Have you ever tried a life coach?
Why do I have so much energy at 3 am? Is this the power of freedom?
>>31954359I hate you.
>>31954320>lolI never claimed to be smart>>31954324Thanks. I didn't expect to be so devastated but I've been told it's normal>>31954328<3 I'll remember that lol
>>31954357I'm not paying someone to tell me what to do. I'm already tol easily manipulated and tricked as is. I don't need a sunk cost fallacy adding to that.
>>31954363If it makes you feel better, I did just go through a breakup… within the past couple hours haha
>>31954367What happened?
>>31954335At this point, I don't think I'm capable of cuddling with a man I like without pretty much demanding that it escalates to sex.
>>31954368I wasn’t happy! So I ended it!
>>31954084FI'm not just one but double Scorpio actually, lolAnd I say Aries is the sexiest
>>31954342Too embarrassing, plus I don't want to be a burden. My job is to make his life more pleasant, not task him with fixing things I should be solving on my own >>31954345I wish it were that easy, but you'd grow tired of it eventually
>>31954370>At this point, I don't think I'm capable of cuddling with a man I like without pretty much demanding that it escalates to sex.NTA. As a man, I'm struggling to see why this a problem.
>>31954373Are you happier now?
>>31954376I've had multiple exes say I made things sexual too early and to frequently. It's very much a negative thing, apparently.
>>31954370Could you cuddle for an extended period of time before it escalates? Like, say, an hour?
>>31954375>Too embarrassing, plus I don't want to be a burden. My job is to make his life more pleasant, not task him with fixing things I should be solving on my ownIf it were me, I'd kind of enjoy that.
>>31954379>I've had multiple exes say I made things sexual too early and to frequently. It's very much a negative thing, apparently.Kek. It really, really isn't!
>>31954359The thread was infused with shark's blood and bull's semen
>>31954345>Life up your skirt>SmileI don’t get this part
>>31954373Simple as. Everyone who thinks that women follow anything else but their own interests is deluded.
>>31954392sexo
>>31954380No. I could do maybe 15 minutes. But it'd include some seam riding whether you're happy about it or not.
>>31954378Yes! I’ll probably regret it later, but for now? I’ll enjoy this momentary inner peace>>31954393Tbf, I tried many times to mend the relationship
>>31954390Why did you kill the shark?
>>31954386I need to find someone compatible with me sexually. I think that's just the issue.
>>31954397That can mean many things but it usually means trying to force someone to be up to your new and increasing standards.
Women,What's something about men that is alienating to you? Something genuinely hard to understand or relate to (not necessarily a bad thing)An example from the other side: it's hard for me to empathize when I see women complain about receiving too much sexual attention from the opposite sex. I genuinely believe them when they say that it sucks but it's so distant from my own experience that I struggle to imagine what it would be like to hate it
>>31954399>I need to find someone compatible with me sexually. I think that's just the issue.The incels will try to tell you that there is no such thing as sexual compatibility. They are wrong. It's important. Obviously it's far from being the only thing that's important, but it really does matter. Don't ignore it!
>>31954390No more semen talk.
>>31954401Nothing. Men are simple creatures. Which is great.
>>31952949MYes, far too many to mention.
>>31954400Nope, moreso admitting and fixing my mistakes and forgiving them for theirs. We both made mistakes anon. But I didn’t realize how incompatible we were until today
Do guys really just accept breakups? She's getting her face ruined if she ever broke up with me.
>swiping through women on a dating app>fat>single mother>fat>mental illness>fat single mother>e-thot shilling her OF>fat with mental illness>fat single mother>fat single mother with mental illness>another OF adThis is every dating app now. And when I say fat, I mean obese with jelly rolls and no neck.
>>31954404More semen talk pls.
>>31954409Enjoy prison. Hope it was worth it.
>>31954401>What's something about men that is alienating to you?A good John Gray example is that men think that if you're talking about a problem, you're asking them to find a solution to it, when actually you just want to be actively and sympathetically listened to.
>>31954409Shit, why is this cute.
>>31954344yes i do
>>31954414Yes, women always have something to piss and moan about and are never interested in solutions to any of their problems unless those solutions are blaming someone else and making them take care of it.
>>31954259Don't let them get close
This is all way too much for me. I am going to have a melty.
>>31954401I don't understand why men are so obsessed with some aspects of sex and sexual attraction.Also being harassed just because you give men boners gets old at best and scary at worst.>>31954403I wish I knew how to screen new guys I go on early dates with to make sure we're sexually compatible without being shallow or otherwise doing so at the expense of other aspects of compatibility.>>31954411I'll personally kill you.
>>31954414NTA but actually that is me..lolI want to be listened to but im also lazy and romantic and want men to help me and save me like a fairy storyLol
>>31954419That's a daily occurrence for me now. I'm used to it.
>>31954420>I wish I knew how to screen new guys I go on early dates with to make sure we're sexually compatible without being shallow or otherwise doing so at the expense of other aspects of compatibility.If it were me I would be perfectly okay with you talking about that - I understand it's important. Out of curiosity, do you know what you need for compatibility, or are you still figuring that out?
>>31954420You should just greet new guys by offering to suck their dicks.
>>31954392Have to make sure she wore the correct panties and take pictures for my collection. Its a way of showing love :)>>31954375Probably
>>31954410I haven't seen an OF ad on Tinder. But I do report every bitch with instagram or snap in their bio.
>>31954365>I've been told it's normalI think so too.I hope you don't blame yourself too much for it. It's easy to say for an outsider "bro just run, obviously it's a manipulator", but if you are in that situation it's not easy. Especially if you have nowhere to go.How are you doing now? Are you living alone now or with your family?
>>31954381Men do love solving problems and it's one of the great things about you guys, but the responsibility of micromanaging someone else's day to day life is a huge, unreasonable ask imo even if it sounds fun in theory
>>31954426The insta and snap are just indirect OF ads.
>>31953884I can't really smell
>>31954416Not really. Just buy an onahole. Thank me later. You’re forgetting how bitchy women are, anon
>>31954423I thought I knew what I want, but at this point idk if I'm right about what I need anymore. My last relationship was pretty much perfect when it comes to sex, like frequency and intimacy and fetish-wise and all that, but we broke up anyways. Shit sucks.>>31954424I don't want to suck rando dick. I mean I do in a vacuum, but it comes with too many risks to be worth it.
>>31954401>Something genuinely hard to understand or relate to (not necessarily a bad thing)It's a bit of a cliché, but I simply don't get sport, and the way men feel about it. I have no idea why the ability of one set of people to kick a ball into a goal *matters* to anyone. I watch men watching football (soccer), and it's like I'm watching an alien species.
>>31954420>I wish I knew how to screen new guys I go on early dates with to make sure we're sexually compatible without being shallow or otherwise doing so at the expense of other aspects of compatibility.Not sure what the issue could be. If he's fit and has all the checkboxes ticked with none of the flaws then you are compatible. Unless you mean that you can't find him?
>>31954432It's almost like there's more to a relationship than sex. That would be a shocking revelation, wouldn't it?
>>31954431thanks but I don't want your opinion
>>31954398Pinkfong must be stopped
>>31954434The conversation that needs to happen to actually learn if we're sexually compatible is too raunchy and awkward to happen before we've already been seeing each other for a long while, I think.
>Set up another DND game>The girl plays a little girl, again (not her, but like 50% of all girls I get in my games do this)All going fine>Like 5 games in, she starts flirting, in character, as a little girlit keeps fucking happening, I don't know why this is so common, they do it every fucking time and every time it just makes people not want to play with them
>>31954437Too bad!
>>31954432>My last relationship was pretty much perfect when it comes to sex, like frequency and intimacy and fetish-wise and all that, but we broke up anyways.It could be that the sex aspect was actually what you wanted but the other stuff was a problem. That doesn't mean you should ignore the sex side; just say to yourself "Right, I've got that part figured out; now what else do I need?"
>>31954436Fuck you. We were compatible in many other ways, too.
>>31954444You are used goods.
>>31954439>The conversation that needs to happen to actually learn if we're sexually compatible is too raunchy and awkward to happen before we've already been seeing each other for a long while, I think.NTA. Maybe any guy who finds it awkward isn't suitable for you.
>>31954432>I mean I do in a vacuum>No slut vacuum gf to get blown by with THE BOYS!!!
>>31954443Idk. I think that I'm getting too old to be picky. If I can find someone who loves me and gets along with me enough to want to spend our lives together and start a family, I think I'd be willing to be completely sexually incompatible. Priorities and all that.
>>31954439So it takes too much time. But you've already had multiple exes so moving from one person to another is no issue. Strange 1st world problems.
>>31954432>I don't want to suck rando dick. I mean I do in a vacuum, but it comes with too many risks to be worth it.(sniffs sadly)
>>31954444Also incompatible in some important ways.
Women, would date a man who does (thing I do)?
>>31954456Yes
>>31954456No they wouldn't, because women hate men.
>>31954457Hell yeahLater virgins
>>31953343We just hit a rough patch and it looked like we wanted different things out of life. There was also potential infidelity.>>31953512Gorgeous Ladies of WrestlingNetflix show that was better than it had any right to be.
>>31954447If that's what you think, I don't think I can change your mind by posting at (You) on 4chan. So go off.>>31954448Wouldn't that write off like 99% of guys?>>31954449>>31954454Is casual oral sex really that appealing to you guys or am I being memed on?>>31954453I've been actively pursuing relationships for over a decade now. Being with someone for a year, only for it to fall apart because of unforeseen incompatibilities is getting old.>>31954455Very, very true.
Cruel
>>31954464I mean yea. If a random girl offered to suck my cock and she was hot and I had omniscience to know how serious she is, she wont bite, etc, then it'd be pretty kewl
>>31954456>Women, would date a man who does (thing I do)?Ew! No.
>>31954461They’re not wrestling naked then I guess?
>>31954464>Is casual oral sex really that appealing to you guys or am I being memed on?If it's done competently, fuck yes.
>Ywn be shot and tied up and tied down and used by a cabal of evil women as a sex toy for the rest of your lifewhy is life so curel
>>31954467>>31954473With omniscience, maybe. But I wouldn't want to stop at sucking dick, and I would hope that it could develop into something done frequently and would eventually lead to a relationship. Maybe I'm just not capable of casual stuff.
>>31954370Are you okay to cuddle after sex? Could your bf just shlick you into happiness?
>>31954476>noooo the horror >she wants the plap >noooo sex noooooo
>>31954464>Is casual oral sex really that appealing to you guys or am I being memed on?NTA but it's a meme. If someone wanted to suck my cock casually I'd then want to spend more time with her, which is a fundamental incompatibility with women that casually suck cock.
>>31954414Weirdly I have experienced this as a man when venting to female friends who started offering solutions right off the batDo you make an exception when the solution is genuinely original and good?>>31954420>I don't understand why men are so obsessed with some aspects of sex and sexual attraction.Which aspects?>>31954433I also don't like sports. That said, if you want to understand it better, I think you should focus less on the players and more on the fans. It's about belonging to a group.Have you ever been at a concert, or sung in a choir, or worked hard on some project with many other people, and felt a connection with those around you?Have you ever enjoyed talking shit about a rival city/school/political party etc.? Have you ever felt like a patriot of your own country, or maybe rooted for one side in a historical and fictional conflict?Sports fandom, as far as I can tell, is primarily about that. It's politics but with ideology and interests replaced by placebo.See also: https://slatestarcodex.com/2014/05/19/nerds-can-be-bees-too/
>>31954475Every time I describe how I maintain my sex toys, guys post "I wish it was me". That includes mentioning keeping toys locked up in bins in a closet for weeks at a time. It's such a dumb joke.
>>31954482>tfw no bin mommyi wish that was me...
>>31954477>Are you okay to cuddle after sex?Yes. Ideally I'd be too exhausted to do anything hut cuddle by that point.>Could your bf just shlick you into happiness?Maybe. I'm pretty sure I'll always want piv when possible, though. Unless he's like so good with his hands that I can't fathom it.>>31954478I want a guy to put a baby in me. That's what scares guys I think.>>31954480Makes sense.
>>31954476>Maybe I'm just not capable of casual stuff.Plenty of people aren't.
>>31954481>Do you make an exception when the solution is genuinely original and good?In the kind of situation I'm thinking about, no. I'm not *looking* for a solution, I just want to feel better. You achieve that by listening to me and not interrupting.
>>31954487For me that children would be a >We've been together for at least a year, without too many arguments>We've sorted out who will be at home raising the child>We have the cashThing
>>31954481>Which aspects?Humiliating women and finding it endearing, needing to finish on/in them to feel like the sex was even sex, obsessing over visual stuff while also claiming that they like every negative aspect of tits or ass. Etc.
I would definitely bite a dick if I tried to suck one but I’m not gonna suck one. They look like fucking weird mushrooms heads.
>>31954493Shit taste
>>31954486I hope you like being boiled, too.>>31954488It sucks, though.>>31954491I wish it was that simple. I've ticked all those boxes with partners in the past. But there are many more little things that can come up to ruin that dream, even ignoring the ones that were just my fault for not being mentally prepared.
>>31954487>That's what scares guys I think.Some guys, maybe. It wouldn't scare me though, at least as long as you weren't like poking holes in condoms the second time we had sex or something like that.
If you could delete one fetish from your mind, what would it be? For me,DD/LGI don't know why I'm into this, its gross
Are some girls just born as sluts or are they created? One of my teachers talked about how some girls are just born nymphos. JH must be one too if she willingly started sleeping with her uncle before puberty.
>>31954497>poking holes in condomsI have panic attacks during sex if I think even for a moment that the condom could've broke, so that's not something to worry about.
>>31954498Nothing, I like what I like and it's nothing too bad really.
>>31954498F. Race stuff.>>31954502Go away, pedo.
>>31954502i went slutty for a bit when i was on birth control but my sex drive stopped pretty much as soon as i stopped>>31954498i like littling in a non sexual way but a lot of the ddlg dynamic is weird to me
>>31954487>I want a guy to put a baby in me. That's what scares guys I think.Like actually getting pregnant and having a child or just roleplay it and getting dicked down good?
>>31954505Yeah, but at some point you're going to have to be ready to go without the condom if you want kids.>>31954498MaleAll things femdom
>>31954471No, but there are sex scenes with Alison Brie, Jackie Tohn, and Betty Gilpin.>>31954482I boil my dildos>>31954493Your loss. It's fun.
>>31954511I'm not.>>31954514That's interesting.
>>31954511>>31954502F. Same. Why am I into race stuff?
>>31954498either fat fetish and futa
>>31954498Cuckquean, degradation, and I want to say DDlg too but even though I know it's gross it would be too much of a loss to give it up completely
>>31954379>>31954399I could go for 3 fucks a day, 5 fucks if I am extra horny, you?Once a day is the bare minimum desu.
>>31954490>In the kind of situation I'm thinking about, noWhat kind of situation is that?Suppose that you come to me complaining about hard it is for you to do your work because your computer is so slow and laggy (too lazy to come up with a less stereotypical example, sorry)Then I immediately get an idea in my head, run to your computer, and find that you indeed have malware installed that wastes your PC power on mining crypto. I delete it and the thing now works like a charm.Are you saying that if this happened, you would be upset with me for not listening to you vent about it for 10 more minutes before suggesting a solution?>obsessing over visual stuff while also claiming that they like every negative aspect of tits or assWhat are these negative aspects?
>>31954496>woman will immediately reconsider reproducing with you if you don't place the dishes in the right cupboard by accidentGRIM
>>31954516I want a baby ASAP. I'm not dumb enough to rush into a relationship just for that dream, but I make it clear that it's what I want and I want it sooner rather than later.>>31954517I am 100% prepared for whatever it takes to get knocked up. But it has to be in that context for me to just suck it up and deal with the stuff.
>>31954492>needing to finish on/in them to feel like the sex was even sexWhy would you not want a man to cum, depriving him of about 80% of his enjoyment of sex?
>>31954530>I want a baby ASAP.Why's that?
>>31954532To hurt your feelings in particular.
>>31954522I think it's just controlling a usually negative thing and getting to enjoy the dichotomous aspects of it. Like it takes the badness out of it and only leaves the rush of the contrast if it's someone you love who's fucking you calling you the slurs.>>31954532I just don't want to deal with it. He can finish away from me, obvs.
>>31954502That doesn’t sound very appropriate of her to talk about unless it’s a sexual behaviors class or something similar.
>>31954492That's just men's brains being poisoned by porn.
>>31954533I've wanted a baby for a long time. I don't even know why anymore, I just know the want has only gotten stronger over time.
Gend'arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrYou are approached by a couple you know, and they ask you to cuck them. You are attracted. They both seem into it. Do you do it?
>>31954542MWhat am I even supposed to do?
>>31954545cute
>>31954520No thanks. I’m a lesbian
>>31954536We were watching Lolita and having a discussion about it after. The teacher asked me directly after class what I thought about it because she knew I knew movies. I can't remember exactly what I said, but I gave a non-answer that it was interesting or something like that. I couldn't say my true thoughts for obvious reasons.
>>31954542No. I wouldn't want to ruin a relationship, and I wouldn't enjoy group sex unless I was the center of attention.
>>31954523what's wrong with fat fetish
>>31954551>Group sexThat's not how it worksYou fuck one of them and the other is a cuck
>>31954547I struggle to call myself a lesbian because I still like dick, even if I don't like what it's attached to.
>>31954556date a trans woman lol
>>31954549What class was this? Why would you be watching that?
>>31954555Someone else is there, it's group sex even if they're not involved physically. And I wouldn't be the center of attention in that scenario anyways.
>>31954542MThat’s consent, I’m going for it. I’ll try being a bull for a night just to see if I’m into it.
>>31954498Ryona.It's not possible to justify it to someone.
>>31954559It was some separate film course in high school. One of our English teachers gave the class. I liked it, it was pretty fun.
>>31954563wait thats the weird pose thing right? i just dont get the appeal of it and im into some weird stuff
>>31954520>I boil my dildos Nta but mmmm, new femanon tea unlocked
>>31954498loli :(
>>31954566Pose? No, it's violence, like fighting.
>>31954566why do people make posts like this instead of using a search engine?
>>31954520>I boil my dildosHuh?!
>>31954552I'm not fat and so there's an asymmetry of weight.
>>31954566NTAIt’s when you beat women
>>31954569oh i see. i wanna get punched by a sap glove in the stomach but i feel thats different to what youre talking about, or play fighting is also fun
>>31954535Oh, it's just you, JH.Maybe put on a trip already so we can just filter your weird shit.
>>31954566you're thinking of shibari which is the rope thing
>>31954498MProbably omorashi, it’s relatively harmless but how the hell am I gonna convince a woman to do that for me
>>31954542>You are attracted.No, I am not.That's just stupid and I would never look at them in the same way again.
>>31954492>>31954539>>31954535Same anon as >>31954526 here, forgot to include reply link>Humiliating women and finding it endearing, needing to finish on/in them to feel like the sex was even sex, obsessing over visual stuff while also claiming that they like every negative aspect of tits or ass. Etc.What are these negative aspects?Also, it's a very small sample, but both women I've had sex with wanted me to finish on them without me suggesting it first. One told me she later masturbated to this very idea.So I would be hard to blame for getting the idea that this is something many women enjoy
>>31954575Why is everyone else allowed to talk about their weird shit but me?
>>31954526>Suppose that you come to me complaining about hard it is for you to do your work because your computer is so slow and laggy (too lazy to come up with a less stereotypical example, sorry)You patronising asshole! If my computer were running slow, I wouldn't come whining to you about it, I'd just fix it. If I want to let off steam, it's because there is no easy solution. If I've had a bad day at work, I don't want you saying "maybe you should get another job" as if I'm too stupid to have thought of that myself. I just want you to listen while I vent.Honestly, this is exactly what I mean. Men literally don't get this. They cannot conceive of the possibility that someone could be talking about a problem unless they're asking for help solving it. Open your mind to the existence of other possibilities.
>>31954577im fine with pee stuff
>>31954574NTANo no, you’re on the right track. Also… hot
>>31954577That's actually fairly tame, piss fetishes are super common
GirlsWhy do fat girls think it’s acceptable to wear shape wear and leggings? It looks disgusting
>>31954532>Why would you not want a man to cum, depriving him of about 80% of his enjoyment of sex?(NTA) There, in a nutshell, is the reason men are terrible at sex. But the answer to your question is that it's not about you not cumming, it's about you feeling the need to cum on someone instead of in her.
>>31954586>super commonGod is real after all I guess>>31954584Let me punch you in the stomach then you can piss yourself. I will make sure to hold you in my arms tenderly afterward.
>>31954492You treat us like shit 99% of our lives then get upset. nah get cummed on.
>>31954593>Guy gets a greenflag>Immediately ups to ryona, making it a red flag>>31954589Years of being told "all bodies are beutiful" (but only if they're female, not chinlets or manlets)
>>31954558"That's a man, baby">>31954567>>31954571It's how you're supposed to disinfect them>>31954589False confidence. Truly pride was the greatest folly of modern feminism.
>>31954542Female, no I would not want to be a prop in another couple's sex life
>>31954589Idk but yes they need to stop.
>>31954574Belly punching is under the ryona umbrella, even consensual, and play fighting can be depending on how rough it is.For me, and this'll sound bad, but I get nothing if it's a consensual thing. I like media where the girl is capable of fighting back but is just losing brutally, like Videl vs Spopovich. It's something that only exists in fiction, real domestic violence does nothing good for me.
>>31954542M. I'm woefully heterosexual and wouldn't want him joining in; but if she wants to get with me and he wants to watch, sure, that sounds fun.
>>31954596In my defense she said she wanted to get punched with a sap glove, I’m not actually into ryona.
>>31954602You do belly punching because you don't want to leave marks on her face.
i need to fart but i have no gf to gift it toa wasted fartsilent, but dead
Why are women suddenly so "new age" about sex?>foreplay starts from first sight and is everything prior to penetrative sex>cumming isn't sex sex is tantra where no one cums ever>sex is being physically assaulted by someone you like or acting out traumatic scenarios or hurting thempeople don't hump anymore?
>>31954580Because you assume what you want is in any way normal.
>>31954593hmm my pee fantasy is more about desperation, i never thought about combingin it with getting punched>>31954602idk, im guessing even roleplaying with cnc wont do it for you?
>>31954596My actual fantasy is just kissing while she pees
>>31954597>It's how you're supposed to disinfect themNTA but isn't it easier to just put them in the dishwasher?
>>31954611Wanting a family is normal, I think.
>>31954614I am never eating anything at femanon's house ever again.
I dislike the rise of wearing tights as the only thing over underwear in general.>Fat chick>Fat chick>Jailbait>Actually underaged child wearing a thong>Fat chick>Singular hot chick>Another literal childSucks
>>31954612>actual omorashi enjoyerBased, I only threw in the punch bit because you already owned up to wanting that. I’m not into ryona. Girl with full bladder having to let it go while kissing is peak.
>>31954613this is cute
>>31954612>im guessing even roleplaying with cnc wont do it for you?No, I don't like hurting people for realsies. I'll jack off to bearhugs in fighting games or women's wrestling doujins but I'm not interested in actually doing it.I guess it's the same as how some women think about rape fantasies.
Kissing was ruined for me because I was kissed by a girl with a ridiculously long tongue that totally dominated my mouth and no one else literally measures up
>>31954610>foreplay starts from first sight and is everything prior to penetrative sexThis isn't "new age", that's just what sex is to a woman, and always has been for the past 100,000 years or more. Men have just been too wrapped up in themselves to notice all that time.
>>31954597>Its how you clean themBelle Delphine really missed a cash cow with that one>>31954614Another business idea unlocked…
>>31954625faggot
>>31954618Anon, you don't wash them with the dishes
>>31954614That doesn't disinfect the things that were in my butt, anon.>>31954628>Belle Delphine really missed a cash cow with that oneStarting now, I am selling jars of dildo water.
I like watching women pee too but talking to women drains my will to live so I just watch videos and don't try dating>>31954627nopemen were not "too oblivious for thousands of years"or "forcing women to x y z for thousands of years"there was not a stable cultural period for thousands of years anywhereif someone points out that something newly universal is odd and seemingly deranged, the answer is not that it was artificially repressed or hidden for thousands of years at a stretch, the answer is that it is odd, programmed, inhuman behavior borne of peer pressure rather than organic sentimentyou should stop being so dishonestspeaking to you drains my will to live
>>31954622Yay <3
>>31954582I feel like you're not engaging with my hypothetical.I asked:>Do you make an exception when the solution is genuinely original and good?And then gave an example about the slow computer. But you just responded that you would never be in a situation where you'd vent about your slow computer because you'd just have fixed it yourself. And sure, maybe you would have, but surely you agree that some people have blindspots in situations like these and don't recognize quick and effective solutions.I can give you an example from my own experience:I'm quite fat, and when my friends tell me>you should eat healthier and exercise more!I'm frustrated because I heard this suggestion a million times, so they're not being helpful.But I have been steadily losing weight on Ozempic. I learned about it online, but if a friend had told me>hey have you heard about this new weight loss medication? they say it's quite different from all the other ones!and this was new information to me, I think I would have been grateful. Indeed, I recently told a fat woman about it and she seemed interested and wanted to learn more about my experience using it.
>>31954614If you don't clean them by hand, you're doing yourself a disservice. Better safe than sorry.
>>31954634>That doesn't disinfect the things that were in my butt, anon.NTA. At 75°C it most certainly does.
>>31954610It’s all part of the mating ritual. It’s like when puffer fish make a sand mandala or when birds dance.
>>31954636>speaking to you drains my will to liveGood. Let's talk some more.
>>31954634NTAPlease tell me you have a dedicated sex pot and it’s not used for anything else.
>>31954616This is another thing that is so annoying about you, you pretending like a real cunt.
>>31954638>I feel like you're not engaging with my hypothetical.I am. It's just that your hypothetical is retarded. If a solution to the problem to the problem existed, I wouldn't be talking to you about it in that way. You're literally asking me "But what if it were a completely different situation from the one you're talking about?" That's a pointless question.
>>31954634It does, though>>31954640You wash by hand first with cleanser, then disinfect in the dishwasher which is essentially just boiling them but with less work
>>31954648NTA, but good quality silicone is fine to boil in a cooking pot since it's chemically stable. Blends of plastics are an awful idea to boil, though.>>31954649I'm on record being consistent in my wants. I don't pretend shit.>>31954653My dishwasher leaves spots sometimes, I wouldn't trust it to wash my toys and leave them smelling like detergent. Maybe your dishwasher is just better.
>>31954641>75°C>killing all bacteriaNTA. Uh, no.
>>31954657>good quality silicone is fine to boil in a cooking pot since it's chemically stableThat’s not the part I have issue with
>>31954657>I'm on record being consistent in my wants. I don't pretend shit.You told me to mark your words that 1 year later you will be married and with a husband and then you got groomed to be a lesbian kek
>>31954641>>31954653Then allow me to rephrase. My dishwasher does not get that hot.>>31954648Yes, an old stock pot from Bass Pro Shop.
>>31954657If you ever want to try it, don't use detergent or anything else. Just run them through with water alone
>>31954664Really? Cooking raw ingredients like meats and vegetables introduces much worse bacteria into the pot than any pathogens that could come from schlicking with a toy.
I took out my period disc and accidentally dumped half the blood on the bathroom floor
>>31954666>obsessed pedo still here despite consistently being laughed out of the thread
>>31954657>. I don't pretend shit.You just pretended I was annoyed by you wanting a family, for once.So yeah, stop pretending to be stupid.
>>31954671Anon already admitted the dildo has been in her pooper>>31954668Cute
>>31954680Not a p word. You defending a worthless slut is more pathetic.
>>31954678First, period disc? What the fuck is that.Second, should I post the period squatting screen cap again or has everyone here already seen it
>>31954683Guess what. Cows and chickens and pigs shit on themselves and each other before they're made into meat. That's why you cook them, to kill the shit germs. And it's way easier to clean a non-porous toy of most pathogens after it's been in my butt than it is to clean meat before you cook with it. You're just offput by the thought of the toy.
>>31954689I’m off put by the human component
>>31954652>If a solution to the problem to the problem existed, I wouldn't be talking to you about it in that way.I feel like we're talking past each other. I hope you don't find it too patronizing if I try to break down the conversation into very simple steps.It seems that you are claiming that there are two types of situations in which someone is struggling with a problem:>A. situations where the problem has a simple, straightforward solution>B. situations where the problem has no solution, or only a very difficult solutionAnd so you're saying that in type A situations, you would either fix the problem yourself without talking to anyone about it, or ask someone for help directly. On the other hand, in type B situations, you would want to vent and want to receive patience and sympathy. And the problem with many men is that they treat type B situations like type A situations, which is annoying. And I agree that this kind of thing must happen all the time, and is indeed annoying.BUT what I'm also saying is that sometimes you might ERRONEOUSLY believe that a type A situation is a type B situation, go to vent to someone about it, and your interlocutor might CORRECTLY identify that actually, there is a quick fix that you're not seeing. And from your response, it seems like you don't think it's plausible that that kind of error that could ever happen, so it's pointless to even speculate about. Am I wrong?
>>31954693Don't get me wrong, you're totally in the right for being offput by it, but you're just following your gut on this. It's scientifically fine, just not mentally fine for you.
>>31954661Plus detergent, yes.
>>31954701You don't use dishwashing detergent on a dildo, you crazy person. We've already gone over this earlier.
Why do women act like this when I tell them I've published poetry in literature magazines?
>>31954706You know what they say about poet dick.
>>31954710Nta, what do they sayOWO44G
>>31954685Menstrual disc. It’s like a cup but instead of using suction it just cups the cervix
>>31954697Femanon: "There are times when I don't want a solution, I just want to be listened to. I wish men could understand that."Anon: "But what if I gave you a solution?"Femanon: "No, what I'm saying is, sometimes I don't want a solution, and I wish men would understand that."Anon: "But what if I gave you a REALLY GOOD solution?"Femanon: "I'm not sure how else to say this. I don't want a solution and I wish men would understand that."Anon: "You obviously don't understand. Let me give you an example of a problem that has a solution."Femanon: "Anon, please, I don't want a solution, I just want you to understand that sometimes I don't want one!"Anon: "Okay, let me mansplain problems and solutions to you some more and I'm sure you'll agree with me."Femanon: "HELP!"
What demographic uses crystal cafe?
>>31954718His pen-is mightier than the sword? Idk, I said that without a joke ready and I'm busy doing laundry.
>>31954723*buzzes in*What are Women
>>31954720NTA and M.I honestly can see both your sides. I don't get why you wouldn't want to solve the issue (I think people like that are annoying), but I'd respect your wish and just listen. On the other hand, I can get this guy's >>31954697 wish to want to help, but his autism about forcing you to accept that is very grating.
>>31954718>he doesn't have the pass
>>31954723even if you ignore the hatred, the conversation on cc is so fucking terrible compared to here
is approaching a girl on social media instead of in person a bad idea?
>>31954756I’m getting that vibe Are you also F though?
>>31954767yes, but im not a femcel which is why i probably didnt vibe with it
I'd prefer female input on this one, but welcome anybody, really. It doesn't matter since I'm leaving the situation below and the reasons will quickly become apparent.Pic unrelated. I just like GTRs.>be man>there's this woman at my work>she's cute, funny, good vibes, very relatable>she's even a tiny bit handsy and flirtatious every once in a while>leave work in the afternoon>get in my car and drive off>get a couple of blocks down and see her walking>offer to give her a ride>she declines>she's declined at least twice that I can remember, once was even during light rainIt's pretty safe for me to assume this girl is not interested at all, right? She's just being friendly and actually has no interest in me, doesn't she?
>>31954720>Anon: "But what if I gave you a REALLY GOOD solution?">Femanon: "I'm not sure how else to say this. I don't want a solution and I wish men would understand that."I guess this answers my question.In all other situations I kind of get it, and I may even feel that way myself sometimes. I enjoy venting.But if the "really good" solution is actually, not just apparently, really good, and would fix my problem immediately with no hassle, then I would be really happy that I now have nothing to vent about.If women really don't feel the same, then that is bizarre to me, and while I could try to accommodate that, I don't know if I could really understand it.
>1 year ago today gf and I started dating, not official but it started>was supposed to get pancakes and enjoy the day>she went out last night with her 2 friends, one a certified homo and some girl>did not tell me>went out this morning with her and she was too tired to do anything>is adamant nothing happened and I was at hers early in the morning, plus I did have sex with her in the afternoon so idk if she cheateddunno how to feel right now
>>31954772She thinks you're trying to murder her, anon.75% of rapes are committed by someone the victim knows.
>>31954781That hurts more than just plain rejection. I'd die before I hurt her.
>>31954589Idk and idc. Not my problem
I'm going grey, I'm only 30Women, should I dye it?
>>31954772i would take it to mean shes not interested, try not to take it personally>>31954805rock it, dont dye it (i have a few greys at 27 :(
>>31954763Only do it if you got pics of yourself on a private jet or in a Lambo.
>>31954805I've seen a guy with nice gray hair. Nah, just take care of your hair.
>>31953195>gay men obsessed with penis sizenot surprisedreal eyesreal liesreal live
>>31954777>so idk if she cheated>dunno how to feel right nowYou are really fucking retarded.
Literally can't sleep I hate women so much for killing unborn childrenThere has never been a greater, more profoundly psychopathic and casually supported evil in the history of our species. Never a greater massacre for any cause.
>>31954723Dunno but I got banned for calling out a bpdemon cunt on there. They're all cunts that defend bpds and sociopathic women on there it's kind of sad and pathetic
>>31954810>rock it, dont dye it (i have a few greys at 27 :(Have you been living a rockstar lifestyle?
>>31954810>try not to take it personallyI don't take it personally in the sense that I don't think she has any kind of ill will towards me or anything like that. But when you get rejected almost right on 100% of the time in one way or another, how does it not become personal on some level? There's obviously something really bad about or wrong with me.
>>31954818I noticed nothing weird in her apartment this morning though and I already fucked her the day of, I have no concrete evidence either way
>>31954811shes on my course at uni and ive chatted to her briefly before but this was like 8 months agouni hasnt started yet so im guessing its weird to message her out of nowhere
>>31954823That's all females.
>>31954826>I have no concrete evidence either wayAgain, you are incredibly retarded and insecure.Girl goes out with two of her friends and you wonder if she fucking cheated on you?!Get a grip, you piece of shit.
>>31954824no, but its weird because i cant see them now that i look in the mirror. i wonder if it was just temporary due to stress>>31954825women get hit on a lot. like sometimes you just want to be friendly, but then a guy will say "hey do you want to go out to dinner" and then when you politely say no he suddenly isnt as nice to you. I think im of the opinion that its basically impossible to have guy friends unless you already have a partner. i only have like 1 guy friend
>>31954830Nta, but why didn't she invite her bf with her? That's very weird. You bitches do cheat when you go out.
>>31954830oh I thought you were trying to insinuate she did cheat and I'm retarded because she definitely did, I dont necessarily think she did but I'm more annoyed at how the anniversary plans have been spoilt due to her, I made sure to get all my work done so I could make time for this as well
>>31954820It truly is abhorrent and satanic. The only "positive" way to spin it, is people who are ok with murdering their children would have abused those children if they were born, which breeds more such cruelty and illness. Childmurderers are ending their diseased genetic lineage, and for that, I can sleep a little better at night myself.
>>31954820If you have ever coomed by yourself, you have killed more children than any woman could kill in a lifetime with an AK47, let alone abortion
>>31954833She doesn't think id have anything in common with the gay man and the psychotic friend, ive met the woman friend before and I'm not a massive fan. Not sure about the dude, I could probably be friends with him.
Why do women reward bad behavior constantly
This is what ALL short men crave.Women, thoughts?
>>31954837If her friend is a slut, it's already over. The sex sounds like she wanted to make up for it if she kissed someone else or gave him a handjob etc.
Men :) I’m sleep deprived
>>31954833>That's very weird.If you never do anything with just your male friends you are a weird freak.>You bitches do cheat when you go out.I'm a man and don't.
>>31954849Go to bed, pupper.
>>31954850Lmao, you're a pathetic cuck. Let me guess, you're also a male feminist that supports BLM, right?
>>31954847the sex was before she went out
Women there was a cute girl at a party. She was slightly older than me and was very attractive to me. After a while I walked up to her and said "Hi, I'm *name*", did literally two lines of small-talk, and then walked away while regretting all my life decisions.How do I console myself for being a fucking loser?
>>31954852Pupper…And I can’t :/
>>31954856MIf she liked you, she would have made something happen. Move on.
>>31954832Maybe, I don't know. I guess I got my answers which confirmed what I already thought. Yet another time where I was a fucking idiot for letting myself become attracted to somebody.
>>31954856Did you get her name? Find her contact info, and reach out, see if she wants to talk.
>>31954849you could go to bed but tomoorrow will bring the same as today- you being a loser, for eternity
>>31954860The last thing I want to be is 'that weird guy you met at a party that starts stalking you', thanks.
Need to eat perfect white pussy with a blond bushHow do i let women know im available to eat pussy 24/7
>>31954843And men don't?
>>31954858She looked super awkward and shy, I couldn't tell if she thought I was being weird or would have been that way with anyone. The weird look she gave me is part of the reason I ran away like a bitch.
>>31954857Kitty, better?What's keeping you up?I'd suggest putting on some Japan night walk videos on YT.
>>31954861Females can't be losers because society will always take care of them, even the childless hags in their 30s.
>>31954853Ok, incel.
Good morning, ATOGA.I got hit on by an Indian woman last night that I thought was black.
>>31954876Her name?Kamabla
>>31954865Christ anon, it's not stalking to try to make a connection with someone you met while at an event.
White women do you resist BBC and stick with white men?
>>31954868I do the bad behavior
>>31954879It is if the person is not interested.I only know her first name, I would have no idea where to even find her contact info even if I wanted to.
>>31954881>resistI have to resist the urge to be a full blown racist most days.
>>31954866Good morning, sir
>>31954881See, resist is a funny word here, because it implies there's some sort of effect or temptation on me that I have to exert effort to not engage in. So no, I don't need to resist niggers, because there is no inclination to refrain from, and yes, I only date White men.
>>31954894The most racist bitches are the ones most into raceplay. Applies to men and women equally, kek.
>>31954886You didn't say that she was disinterested at the party.Stop feeling like a loser anyways, you displayed more balls than most men these days just in approaching her and attempting conversation.
>>31954895Ok jamal, keep telling yourself that
>>31954868nope
do you resist the urge to laugh when you see a pavement ape shuck and jiving for his next meal?
>>31954899>Stop feeling like a loser anyways, you displayed more balls than most men these days just in approaching her and attempting conversation.This is absolute bullshit. Every bitch that's halfway attractive has 100 guys trying to fuck her and date her.
>>31954912>Every bitch that's halfway attractive has 100 guys trying to fuck her and date her.And?Doesn't mean anything when she is not interested in them.
>>31954899>Stop feeling like a loser anyways, you displayed more balls than most men these daysI guess. I just kind of wish i didn't do it, because if I didn't do it I wouldn't have felt the shame of running away. But hey, I'm autistic, so I guess I'm cursed to be "rizzless".
>>31954846NAG, but a short manI'd like her to be human
>>31954917So what's the point in saying he did good when he didn't even fuck her? She gets approached by other guys all the time, retard.
>>31954876Indian woman are pretty hotWhat are womens thoughts on indian men?
When you say you're autistic, do you have actually have autism?
>>31954925M, yes, diagnosed at 13. I don't actually bring it up much though, I think the people who tend to are just throwing around the meaningless buzzword
>>31954925It is a spectrum.Some who say it are. Some are but are very high functioning. Many arent but their social abilities are blunted as if they had the tism from lack of use, pharasuticals, and or a hard drive full of frogs.
>>31954925f yes
Are there any excersizes you see people do which give you the ick? Or excersizing in a specific way? Ie people riding a bike in a helmet. Scared of the floor or something?
>>31954925I was diagnosed in middle schoolI think autists ARE massively overrepresented on 4chan so "autistic" just became part of the site's vocabulary Other places started throwing it around because what gets over on 4chan inevitably spreads to the rest of the internet
>>31954931any exercise you do is an ick. if you dont have boulder shoulders and an 8 pack through the magic of your own genetics, you are disgusting and subhuman.
>>31954931I read somewhere women are less attracted to men who wear bike helmets, but they refute it in person.Virtue signaling lie? I wonder.
>>31954923>What are womens thoughts on indian men?Subhuman cockroaches deserving of no natural born rights. The most cretinous shit stains to ever walk on two legs. Every time I hear about some disaster that kills Indian men, my heart soars with joy. I can't explain just how much I hate Indian men with every fiber of my being. Loathsome, disgusting vermin.
>>31954925MI was actually diagnosed with autism, but it's obviously not a binary thing but a spectrum disorder. Everyone exhibits autistic behaviour to a certain degree; some just more and more frequently than others. In that regard, even people who don't generally manifest symptoms of autism can act in an autistic manner and be correctly described as such.
>>31954925M, same anon as >>31954919Yes.
>>31954931Cross shitters give me the ick. I don't want to see your nasty ass toe shoes and you jumping around on a cable machine until you get injured.
>>31954938Biketok continues to just be a thirst trap for women so probably no longer true>>31954939Moid hands
>>31954946>Moid handsYou clearly don't have an instagram.
What's the best way to seduce a dog... ...into being your friend?
Reminds me, are air fryers good?
>>31954930>>31954936>>31954940Who else here stacks things by size big to small?How about, when someone says something and you were paying attention but still didnt process so you just say "yeah" and hope ot was an appropriate answer?
>>31954950Dogs hate ugly people.
>>31954946>Biketok???
>>31954952I do the second one constantly.Often times people will tell me something at work and I can't get my brain to focus on their bullshit so I just "ok, got it" or something and figure it out on my own>>31954955Not true, dogs all like me
>>31954957Muscular men wearing biking helmets on tiktok. Since most of the female coomers on tiktok are in booktok (making it pretty terrible for discussing actually good books) and "big, strong guy with a helmet or mask" is apparently really common in what they read, the guys who ride bikes noticed they're into them and started making tons of thirst traps and to this day you can't post yourself on a bike on tiktok without some thirsty woman in the commentst. biker
The most important physical attribute for women is weight The most important physical attribute for men is heightNotice how one is under your control and the other isnt
>>31954957What do you not understand?
>>31954961this has to be cap. bikers arent sexy
>>31954952I have a lot of ticks like that where I need to order things so they form an aesthetically pleasing pattern.
>>31954961Reminds me of the women who sexually fantasize about the one guy from Call of Duty with the skull mask and helmet.
>>31954951If you can afford it, get a convection toaster oven. It does everything an air fryer does, and also more.
>>31954965Its called a helmet not a cap
>>31954969Air fryers infuse your food with micrplastics.
>>31954970lol
>>31954967Same but with plates in the gym.Who goes around putting the 10s on the 5s spot?Who puts a flat 25 with the round one?There are 3 sets of black clips and one of yellow. How do they get intermingled?!?!?
>>31954970Could say its no cap, for real
Women:Thoughts on Vtubers? Specifically female Vtubers.
Men, thoughts?
Is it ok to go up to women in yoga pants and poke where i think her clit is?
>>3195296031They have a certain energy about them. When you're with a woman and she's happy and bubbly the way she moves, acts, touches you, talks, really makes it feel like life is worth living and everything will be alright.
>>31954978>Feminist theory>Let me only write about menlol women lol
>>3195296032I've just generally always got along more with women than men. I don't really know why. We just 'click' better
>>31954978MApplies to most men, but not me.Are you gonna post Andrea Dworkin later?
>>31954969You can get a bunch of them on sale, but I still like a traditional air fryer for the convenience of just shaking the tray. This is the one I've got and it's on sale right now.
>>31954978I don't really equate the feeling of love with admiration or respect of other men. I don't feel half of those feelings she listed I do for other men either. I would guess that shes projecting her own world of emotions onto the men that she sees, but maybe I'm just not that deep myself,
>>31954978Tiresome
give BPD demon gf
>>31954978I do not agree that any of those those things like honorin or imitating someone are traits that pertain to romantic love.She is projecting a bit
>>3195296027they're beautiful and have the gift of creating lifehowever I stay away
>>31954978only men put value on those virtueswomen dont give a fuck about any of those
>>31954978I wouldn't say this is true about all men but it certainly seems to be from the "the only thing women are good for is sex, everything else I prefer men" crowd.
>>31954986I think we have different values when it comes to food. I'm more about quality than I am about shaking trays.
>>31952960They swoon when i do manly shit for them
>>31954999>In hoity toity british voice: Oh I say, I do so only eat the highest quality... fish sticks.
Women, does it bother you when a guy looks at your boobs?
Women:On a scale of 5 - 10. 5 being moderately enjoyable, 10 being pure ecstasy, how do you feel about men killing themselves at twice the rate you do?
>>31954999Shaking the tray gets more even crispness. I have an actual convection oven than a giant hunk of shit that just takes up counter space.
>>31955007Can't you just get a rack?
>gf admits she has issues with seeking validation>says she knows she has a very flirty personality and will knowingly flirt with other guys for validation despite not taking it anywhere I hate that. Idk what to tell her or how to handle this
>>31954925>When you say you're autistic, do you have actually have autism?I've never been formally diagnosed, but a lot of things about my childhood really don't make any sense if I'm not.
>>319550065. It should be much higher.
>>31955005only if he's ugly
>>31955011Yes, but you have to turn over things individually.
>>31955005Not a brief glance. Problem is most guys don't know the difference between a glance and a stare.
>>31954936>I think autists ARE massively overrepresented on 4chanI wondered this myself, in as far the word "autistic" really does seem to be a buzzword now.
I have ungayed myself.
>>31954978>Men, thoughts?That's basically just a fancy way of saying "men hate women" but that's obviously true.
Do you ever have casual sex with your friends, outside the context of a committed relationship? In my experience there's nothing more beautiful than friend sex.
>>31955019What about multiple brief glances over time
>>31955019Does it matter? You won't do anything about it and don't dress like a slut if you don't want people to stare.
>>31954978I think she is a keen observer of the superficial, but it shows that she lacks a man's internal state of mind. The relations between men are typically not erotic in nature. It does not 'feel' the same as interacting with women.She is a good writer, but she needs to take off her fujoshigoggles.
>>31955026If they're space out enough I don't really have much of an issue with that. I would question why you can't just retain a mental image though honestly. And don't attempt it if I'm trying to talk to you.
>>31955028You're being unreasonable. I stare at boobs even when there is no cleavage. Maybe hers are just big=noticeable
>>31955025>Do you ever have sexNo.
>>31955028Speaking from experience it really doesn't matter how you dress. If it's really loose and totally covered you guys get off on the tenting effect.
>>31955031Yup, when I suck my wifes cock, its because I love her. WHen I suck my bros cock, its just messing around
>>31955035It's been over a year since I had full on penetrative (penis in vagina) sex. I also briefly got my dick sucked at a sex club glory hole but the guy doing the sucking got bored and moved on to find another guy to play with before I could come inside his mouth.
>>31955005No, they're not big and it's just a puffy bra
>>31955042I think if you feel that kind of attraction to your students, 1, you need to keep it to yourself, and 2, you need to see a therapist or a psychiatrist who treats intrusive thoughts. I kept having intrusive sexual thoughts about my younger (adult, but still younger and still a relative) cousin during my grandpappy's funeral and my first realization was that I needed mental health help.
>>31954978I think she's more seething that men don't look up to women and hardly respect the average woman
>>31954977I don't
>>31955031Fujoshi goggles are what made Anne Rice's career when she was alive. She wrote before anime was popular in the west but she was very much the original fujoshi with her ultra homosexual vampire books.
>>31955022And I will re gay you by sodomizing you in the bunghole.
>>31955025Used to kiss my bestie a lot. I miss when we were that close. Now she moved sort of far away and we barely hang out anymore.
>>31955005I don't really have boobs. I get surprised and confused when a guy checks me out.
>>31955054Maybe if women were less LAME and WEAK and more COOL and BADASS I could respect them
>>31955059I actually liked the Interview with the Vampire movie.
>>31955028It's not that women are dressed like sluts, it's that you think like a misogynistic rapist.
>>31954925>When you say you're autistic, do you have actually have autism?Possible but they'll probably misdiagnose me especially at my age. I'm not going to get any benefits and I'll probably end up losing my job if I did have it.
>>31955025M. I've had a number of FWB involvements, but only with women I met for the first time with that in mind, not with people I was already friends with.
>>31954925I'm no Andy Warhol or Jackson Pollock, but I'm definitely on the artistic spectrum.
>>31955028Too obvious with the bait there.
>>31954925I have an official diagnoses, yes.
>>31955083I was invited to help create butt play content with a woman in my friend group who got into OF content creation when her retail job was shut down during the pandemic. It resulted in her pegging me and me giving her anal a few times both on and off cam, with her husband's knowledge and consent.
>>31955094Was your face in cam?
>>31952926dog girl gf when?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmiGUsOmmd0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGHCB5VUeOU
>>31955100I've been with a few autistic women who seem like they picked up their personality from pet dogs. As a fellow autistical myself, I recognize that we usually train in how to express ourselves from pet animals, usually cats or dogs. I'm more of the cat type autist myself.
>>31955005It surprises me on the rare occasion I wear a bra that gives me any boobs at all
what creative pursuit would bring me happiness?
>>31955099No.
>>31955116Sex work.
>>31955109Wait, what? How does that work? That just makes you guys sound like furries.
Women, when you're looking for a man, do you lock the target, bait the line, spread the net, and catch the man?
>>31955126The line snaps whenever I try.
>>31955124I mean metaphorically. went on two dates and hooked up with this one autistic/aspie lady in my social circle whose autism manifested as her running up to people and grinning when she had something cool she found that she wanted to share. If she had a tail, she would have been wagging it.
>>31955109Dog GIrl gf soon... Maybe...>>31955124The attractive aspect here is loyalty, not so much putting a color and a leather dog mask/fur suit on her.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yCRjwSzVHg
>>31955138I do that stuff and I've never had a cat. I just think other people will get as excited as me about a cool rock or something. I think it's more of a general autism thing, maybe only women do that kinda thing.
I want to make origami...
>>31955109>>31955124Autist here, he's just saying something that worked for him and applying it to everyone with autism, despite his thing being fucking weird and autism being a spectrum, as usual
Autistic people, will you often not like another person with autism because it's "not your autism"?
>>31955152Enough with these hentai fetishes already
>>31955126>Women, when you're looking for a man, do you lock the target, bait the line, spread the net, and catch the man?No, I use dynamite.
>>31954461Your girl almost cheated?
>>31955132NTAHave you considered catching a fish your size instead of trying to capture a fucking Chaddacuda that slips away easily?
I made beef stroganoff and Schupfnudeln for dinner.Please rate.
>>31955175It's not like you have much choice over what bites the line.
>>31952926>Eve is the reason that Adam and Eve get thrown out of the garden of God.>Women are now taking over society>Society is falling apartWe'll be thrown out of our garden soon as well.
>>31955172God damn, I cringe every time foids try to be funny. You just don't understand humour and make the lamest jokes ever that simps only pretend to laugh at because they want to fuck you.
>whacked it to venus body porn again
>>31955182God is in His Heaven, All is Right with the World
>>31955188I KNOW THAT REFERENCEI CLAPPED BECAUSE I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERNCE
>>31955183>Walk into room>"Hey guys! I have boobs!">Every man in the room is now gathered round me with his tongue hanging outHow else would you describe it?
>>31954861Okay that’s a little too real
>>31955173She says she didn't, but she got with him not long after we broke up. I think she unknowingly had an emotional affair.
>>31955180Looks pretty good.
>>31955192The point of the reference is that it isn't true in context to where it came from lol. The throne of God is empty, he is no longer in heaven.
>>31955197They also need to have their eyes poput and make wolf noises while stomping their foot!
>>31955207I don't care.
>>31955207Where'd he go then?
need evil witch cat lady gf
>>31955211Too bad>>31955217We don't know, its never explored, perhaps he never existed in the first place, but then why would his throne be empty and why would he have angels?
>>31955224>make a claim>can't elaborateClockwork City.
>>31955182You guys really, seriously need to re-read Genesis chapter 3 verse 22, and think about the implications. It's right there in black and white: God is *scared* of humans because, now that they've tasted the Tree of Knowledge, they've become like Him - instead of being eternal mindless slaves. They only have to eat from the Tree of Life (He admits) to become gods themselves. He drives them out of the garden to prevent them from achieving their potential. Eve set humanity free from its slavery and put us on the path to becoming gods.It's also worth noting that God flat-out lied to Adam and Eve about what would happen if they ate from the Tree of Knowledge, but the serpent told Eve the truth - God Himself confirms this in the verse above. So honestly, the question of who is the good guy and who is the bad guy here is rather more complicated than it initially appears.Now, if you wanted to adopt the Gnostic Christian interpretation, it makes a bit more sense. According to that interpretation, the Old Testament God and the New Testament God are two different entities. The New Testament God is the True God, a benevolent and purely spiritual being. The Old Testament God is the Creator God, an essentially evil figure who is responsible for creating the material universe, and who mistakenly believes Himself to be the True God. The actual True God wants to save humanity from its material nature and help it ascend into purely spiritual beings. In this interpretation the serpent is not the devil; the serpent is Christ. And it's Eve he approaches, not Adam.
>>31954636You really spout a lot of bullshit
>>31955208True. But the point stands that catching men is much more like fishing with dynamite than anything that requires skill or stealth.
>>31955238Schizo cringe babble.
>>31955244Sure...?I was just making a joke, mate.
>>31955232Yes that is how propaganda works...
>>31955250You're admitting that you're just shilling propaganda? Carry on then.
>>31955238>Le supreme being who eternally loves us and sacrificed his only son to confirm that love is actually afraid of usYou think you're smart but you aren't.
>>31955253You don't even know where the reference comes from, hint, its not from the bible.
>>31955180would eat happily
>>31955257It is still nonsense. You could say it comes from an allegory of Dark Souls 2, does not matter.
>>31955261The religion or the statement is nonsense?
>>31955263The statement. The throne of God is empty means nothing at all.
>>31955265>Can't compare two sentences to find a common threadgrim...
>>31955255That's the point of Gnostic Christianity, anon. The God who sacrificed His son for us is a completely different being from the God who kicked us out of Eden. The Old Testament God is scared of us; the New Testament God is trying to save us from the Old Testament God. Keep up. But even if you don't take that line, God Himself admits that He is scared of what Humanity might become. Are you calling God a liar? I didn't make that up, it's right there in the Book of Genesis, it's just that no one ever stops to think about the implications.
>>31955269I am barely paying attention, I just wanted to call you an idiot, which I did.
>>31955274>just makes up a bunch of shit with no referencesI mean I can schizobabble too, doesn't mean its real. There's no proof that there is a second God outside of metaphysical theory that was just throught up by the Gnostics.
Femanons:How should your partner tell you that your vagina smells bad? Like, when I'm fucking my girl, I can smell it a bit and it kinda takes me out of it. Pic unrelated
>>31955275>has to be paying attention to find a common and obvious threadThis is just getting sad now...
>>31955286>le so above and detached intelligenceYawn.
>>31955290If you consider that intelligence then like I said, grim...
>>31955005noticing or peeking is one thing, staring and leering is another. one is natural, the other is impolite.
>>31955292You are AI, my friend.
>>31955238The first human pair were not devoid of knowledge of good and bad. God had told them that it would be wrong or bad to eat of the fruit of one designated tree. To obey God was the good thing to do. The particular “knowledge” indicated by the “tree of the knowledge of good and bad” involved a self-determining of what is good and bad.You're reading a lot into this. God says he doesn't want humans to become immortal after what has happened. There is no implied fear or "I don't know what might happen." He knows exactly what would happen, which is why he doesn't want them to become immortal.
>>31955293Then why display them?>>31955294And now the cope sets in...
>>31955299You have fun with your life.
>>31955303Life is only partly about fun, in fact if the majority of your life is fun you are living wrong if you ask me.
>>31955305I did not ask you.
>Women think I'm trying to creep on and manipulate them because of my autismHow do I make it stop? For a while my tactic was to send off signals I might be gay by dressing like a stereotypical homo sex guy. You know, rainbow tank top shirts, hot pants, sneakers with hot pink crew socks, etc. But I don't think that's enough for women to stop thinking my autisticality is a red flag for sexual predator behavior.
>>31955307There is such a thing as a implicit question.
>>31955309And I did not ask it. Your social skills are weak, as is your sharpness. You are very dull, both ways.
Wymyn:Would you date a shy NEET no life 5'4 manlet that is diagnosed with autism? Asking for a friend
>>31955309This is really gross and dishonest. If there was no question in that comment, don't respond to it as a question. The only reason you are doing that is to try to force the conversation in a direction where you can manifest the power dynamics of the discourse in your favor. It's some pecking order bullshit and it's very fucking transparent.
>>31955310Just keep throwing your cope insults and I'll just be here to run circles around you.
>>31955299imagine if you were judged on your moral character based on if i could tell how tall you were so you had to wear baggy clothes and slouch or i treated you poorly automatically. that's the situation i am in. you're expecting me to treat my body like goddamn contraband i have to smuggle around, and if you can tell i have sixty goddamn ounces of fat on my chest or you can deduce my pelvis is wider than average you categorize me under "low quality person."it's completely fucking psychotic. go buy two childsize back packs and try to hide them under your clothes without getting weird looks. then you'll earn the right to open a dialogue.
>>31955315>anything I say is cope and anything you say is a condemnationHence the dullness. Since it wasn't clear enough for you, goodbye, my autistic friend.
>>31955312During my teenage years I went to the hospital for a s*c*de attempt after finding out a guy I hooked up with who went to the private school in our town was autistic. He was really good at hiding it, so when I found out he was in special ed classes I realized I had been taken advantage of and abused.
>>31955313>Doesn't know what comments are.Brain rot.
state genderhave you ever played Etrian Odyssey? what do you think of the gameplay?what do you think of the art style?
>>31955317>runs awayMust be tough when a retard outsmarts you huh? Not a very bright thing to do and only highlights the cope, seethe, and your obvious lack of intelligence.
Why would God have made the Tree of Life able to grant immortality at all? Couldn't it have just been a rule for humans?
>>31955321Over half the time if you misunderstand what someone is saying it's on purpose and done with malicious intentions to undermine and psychologically bully the other person. It's power harassment is what it is. I've seen this behavior before and it's taken me a while and a lot of therapy to pick up on the signs. I now call it out whenever I see it. Fuck off.
>>31955320kekThat's funny. You're funny, anon. But it's a genuine inquiry. Please be serious
>>31955326What did I misunderstand because all I see is hysterics.
>>31955323MFun for the first few floors, then swiftly gets boring as your meaningul progress to effort goes down more and more over timeDidn't finishShining in the Darkness is a good example of a similar, but plainly more fun game
Why is it common to have empathy for men who have the concerns in pic related in every aspect of life EXCEPT for sex life and dating? There's usually this assumption if a guy rarely hooks up or dates, it's his own fault as punishment for his own character flaws, toxic attitudes, or bad behaviors in some wacked out Just World Fallacy kind of way.
>>31955326>anon calls out a retard>retard copes>another retard comes in to cope moreJust accept the fact that you're and idiot and you don't need therapy.
>>31955326Thanks, anon, for sticking up for me.
>>31955333According to whomst'd've
>>31955326>>31955337
>>31955323MNo No thoughtsAnime
>>31955342Sharif don't like it, but I'm still gonna rock the Casbah
>>31955333i think it's just common for people not to be very empathetic towards others in general to be honest.
>>31955333If you are a burn victim or paralysed then sure that attitude is justified
>>31955323MNoDidn't play itIts okay, between anime and chibi artstyle it seems.
>>31955333Because you don't date or have sex to be the best. If you do nothing but compare yourself and your relationship to other people, especially your partner's exes or past lovers, you'll never be happy. It's not a measurable metric.
>>31955325This is a good question and I have it myself but I'm going to either go to the nearest university's religion department faculty on this or ask my Rabbi because it's not the kind of question where I'd rely on strangers on 4chan with no formal training in theology
>>31955351It's not about being the best, it's about being good enough. If the bar for men is on the floor, that implies that you're somewhere under ground level.
>>31955356>t's not about being the best, it's about being good enough.Which is never enough, yes.
Men, do you consider blowjob a default, standard thing that needs to happen during sex?
>>31955359It's like sprinkles on ice cream or anchovies on pizza. Not necessary, but nice to have.
>>31955359No, they usually start at the beginning or before the relationship then the just never happen and it gets sad. Doesn't need to be mandatory, but once in a while is nice, shows you care.
>>31955325That would have been totally fine to eat from if they hadn't eaten from the Tree of Knowledge.
Men would you poke holes in a condom
>about to have 3rd fap of the dayHow is it looking with you girls and boys?
>>31955363No, that's a woman thing.
>>31955363My grandpa sells condoms to sailorsHe punctures the tips with a pinMy grandma does backstreet abortionsBy God, how the money flows in!
>>31955363No, that's evil
>>31955359Not every time, but I'd be very disappointed if it never happened.I would love to cum in your mouth, but I'd understand if that's not something you want to do.
>>31955364I had one and I feel guilty, I guess my strategy is if I feel horny I should go for a walk or read a book and turn off my computer.
Have you ever had a sex disease?
>>31955363Absolutely fucking not.One of us needs to be on BC in some form, because creampies are mandatory and I don't want some shitty offspring
would you be weirded out if you started dating a girl and sometimes she goes on very long walks and at some point you decided to follow her and found her in the woods throwing one of these tissue dolls into a big hole filled with with like dozens of them and mumbling to herself because i think i should probably stop doing that
>>31955375Yes, I have terminal virginity
>>31955374Guilty for fapping is stupid.Or did you cum to something disgusting like what?
>>31955377I'd genuinely ask you to stop littering
>>31955380No its not when you are trying to stop.
>>31955325There were two trees. Tree of Knowledge and the Tree of Life. Tree of Knowledge was the rule true. They ate from the Knowledge Tree and got to thinking they could rule themselves and because of that God knew that eating from the Tree of Life would be bad for them. Apparently God would have let them eat from the Tree of Life to get immortality if they had been able to listen to God.
>>31955381tissues decompose. does it genuinely make you feel better if the tissues decompose in a federal landfill instead of my hole in the woods? do you think trash is spirited away to cease existing?
>>31955382Why would you want to manipulate yourself in such a bad way?
>>31955387Yeah, it does matter to me.
>>31955325Its the Tree of Knowledge and Iunno why he made it he just did, Adam, Eve, and everything in God's garden were immortal by default before being cast out of the garden.
>>31955388Exactly, why manipulate yourself through ascetic denial when you can be an AUTO-MANIPULATOR? Play with yourself, and be a MASTURBATOR? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbJG0oRpaBM
>>31955356"The bar is on the floor" is an expression because most men don't put in any effort at all. Either in bed or in a relationship. As long as you treat your partner like a partner instead of treating her like your mom, you're doing better than most.
>>31955359My stamina isn't great so it's better if my first orgasm is from a blowjob
>>31955359>Men, do you consider blowjob a default, standard thing that needs to happen during sex?Done properly, they are the ultimate form of sex - well beyond PIV in terms of pleasure.
>>31955377I'd think you are inte astrology and other super low IQ superstitions, so I'd probably ask you to either stop with all of that or break up.
>>31955388>Breaking the back of addictions and mental crutches is bad for you.What an insane thing to say...>>31955393We don't put in effort for women who don't save themselves for their husbands, simple as.
>>31955393To be fair, I treat my mom like an obnoxious peer I am reluctantly on a scouting trip with but have to be nice to in order to keep the peace.
>>31955393>local anonette shocked to realize that just having a vagina doesn't qualify her for a good relationship off the batMore at 11
>>31955391>everything in God's garden were immortal by defaultWhere is this actually stated?
>>31955389funny.
>>31955400>We don't put in effort for women who don't save themselves for their husbands, simple as.This is some archaic bullshit and unless you are Amish or something it's really fucking stupid and dumb.
>>31955403Bad faith misreading is bad faith, no surprises there.
>>31955393I do things for my mom though, so you want me to do nothing? I can do that.>>31955404After God finds out and casts them out of Eden he curses him and tells him he would no longer be immortal.
>>31955297>God had told them that it would be wrong or bad to eat of the fruit of one designated tree.Again, you need to re-read what it actually says. What God told them was, if you eat from that tree, you'll die instantly. The serpent said "You won't die, you'll become like God." They ate the fruit. They didn't die. And God admitted "Now they have become like me" and then kicked them out before they could eat from the tree of life as well and really threaten Him.God lied. The serpent told the truth. That's what it actually says.
>>31955410>This is some archaic bullshitNo this is reality and also the reason why you'll never get men who put in effort, you aren't special, you're average, and damaged good average at best.>>31955413Truth hurts, you made bad decisions now you whine about the consequences, not my problem.
After I've shaved my scrotum, I've noticed two things happening to its underside>It becomes really sweaty, to the point that it feels like deep fat fried meat in a thick, buttery hot sauce >It dries up and becomes itchy to the point where it feels like I have a yeast infectionHow do I keep the underside of my genitals at a normal texture, instead of being either slimy and wet or feeling sandy and dry?
>>31955416Then why does Genesis 3:22 seem to indicate that there's another tree that grants immortality? Why is it there if they already have it?
>>31955423Use moisturizing creams and some shave gel.
>>31955417>God lied. The serpent told the truth. That's what it actually says.He didn't lie he took away Adam and Eve's immortality.
>>31955422This comment is giving Basement Dweller
>>31955320You're stupid. He never took advantage of you
>>31955420you look good to me anon. big fan of the V cleft, that's crazy defined. personally not a fan of coily hair as a texture thing but your physicality seems fine.
>>31955433>Not believing survivorsGFY
>>31955431If a basement dweller has a better grip on reality than you do, you're in serious trouble.
>>31955283She has a uti
>>31955423>no bf who needs me to moisturize his ballsack with my tongue
>>31955433jesus christ dude that's such obvious bait. get yourself TOGETHER man
>>31955417nta but he said in the day that you eat it you will die. What's a day? What's meant by dying?
>>31955439Women don't live in reality, almost all of them are delusional as a trauma response from all the impulsive decisions they made to destroy their lives and their chances at marriage.
>>31955437Nope you
>>31955439I'm sorry, but most people were dating, hooking up, and getting laid in their high school or college years except for a few late bloomers and some rare people who chose to become monks or nuns. You're the outlier here, and you are projecting your bullshit on everyone else. It's really sad to watch.
If a girl says to a guy, if you want to confess to me, go for it, but I'll turn you down, and she giggles. Is that flirting? Is she serious and tempting you to ask her out? Or is she being serious and giggling to lighten the mood. I'm a bit confused.
>>31955444I was told I would die when I came out of the bathroom by my classroom in school wielding a handful of my own feces and then shoved it in my mouth and ate it in protest at how our dickhead teacher treated me. I got sent to the nurse's office so they could examine me for fecal borne diseases.
>>31955426Interestingly enough, in the original Hebrew God trails off an never finishes his though, in the translated versions they just shaped the sentence so he finishes the thought. But you are right there are two trees, the Tree of Life and the Tree of Knowledge, I completely forget about the Tree of Life.
>>31955451>If a girl says to a guy, if you want to confess to me, go for it, but I'll turn you down, and she giggles. Is that flirting?She said she'll turn you down. You answered your own question. No, she's not. She's letting you know she's flattered but not interested.
>randomly lost interest in woman I've been stuck on for the last month>randomly started having sex dreams about unknown women>randomly lost all urge to drink (currently on 6th day of sobriety, longest of the year)>haven't changed diet>haven't changed exercisewhat is happening to me?also hοw aware are you of changes like this in yourself?
>>31955363Beware of haploautists
>>31955445facts>>31955447>I'm sorry, but most people were dating, hooking up, and getting laid in their high school or college years except for a few late bloomers and some rare people who chose to become monks or nuns.Imagine being this delusional.
>>31955447This isn't true and it started with the millenails they were the "most sexless generation at around 45%, zoomers have now taken that spot at 75%.
>>31955394>My stamina isn't great so it's better if my first orgasm is from a blowjobGreat, and then I will be waiting for 30 minutes
>>31955447I've met a couple of Zoomer girls who were attractive who have never had their hands held, let alone been in a relationship.
>>31955443You get yourself together chief
what do you guys think of the style where you can see my cami straps under a shirt with a boat neckline? is that slutty or is it cute? (couldnt find a good example so i drew one)
>>31955463Gen Alpha is expected to be around 70 to 80% sexless, but we'll see if they buck the trend.
Girls, why are some of you such whores?Are you such a whore?
>>31955472Its highly contextual on how you dress (context of the shirt, the colors of the straps/the shirt, and so on). It can look either or.
>>31955465Well I return the favour for lets say 15-20 minutes and then I'm usually hard again
>>31955466Zoomers are weird in that they are very liberal when talking openly in public but they also seem to be weirdly conservative about sex and relationships, mainly because they find it hard to get into them perhaps? I'm not complaining about it either but it is an interesting dichotamy.
>>31955423You need a foid to release her girl juices onto your genitals, it's like medicine especially if they result from her climaxing.
>>31955377Modern society and technological advancement have obsoleted this practice. Human beings who want to go on very long walks now do so with Pokemon Go instead of disposable dolls.
>Grow up as a loner>By high school I have some friends but I never feel close to them. >Theyd hangout all the time without me >Ghost them immediately after graduatingFast forward 6 years>Recconect with 1 of them>Added to group chat with 2 other guys I knew in high school>Alls cool and we get to hangout a good amount and catch up>Last night 3 of them made plans without me in our group chat>They ignore me whenever I try to ask something about the plans in the chat>Turns out the all hung out without me, just like all those years beforeI don’t even know what to do anymore. I thought they’d mature by now and I already have 0 friends as it is. What do I do? Ghost them again?
>>31955472Absolutely neutral
>>31955466Maybe this is nature's way of preventing human overpopulation. All part of God's grand design to keep us from breeding ourselves to death.
>>31955480what if the shirt is a low saturation blue (like the old facebook logo) and my cami is white? idk if you're imagining a bra but it's basically tank top straps. not spaghetti straps. the shirt is just like a long sleeve shirt that's kind of loose fitting with that neckline. i was going to wear it with bell bottom jeans.>>31955497i will take neutral
>>31955472I personally don't think it looks better than if they were hidden
>>31955472I have lewd thoughts but that's because I'm that sort of person. It doesn't reflect poorly on you at all.
>>31955503Looks cute, if you were wearing that and were black I'd approach you and hope you like white guys.
>>31955495lol that's fucking funny
>>31955495If they are ignoring you I'd leave yeah.
>>31955507You approach women?
>>31955495Make a very compelling offer for activities, or ask that 1 friend what a good time to try and get involved in the group is. You need some more cred with them, so to speakIf you make some good offers and they keep blowing you off and not inviting you to stuff, give it a while then disappear
>>31955503JH?
>>31955514Specifically black women, yes. Why?
>>31955393>Most men that women choose to interact with*FTFY and you're welcome.
>>31955507i'm not black but white guys can be cute. i dont have any big preference
>>31955479>Girls, why are some of you such whores?I don't ask the whores on soc, snapchat, cc and Instagram >Are you such a whore?No doubt it
>>31955509It seriously hurts so much. I’m even teaching Photoshop and the whole adobe suite to one of them for free since we have a deal to collaborate together.
>>31955526I like black girls, but it can work if you have a nice ass on you.
Does your brain ever gift you with an amazing fetish fueled sex dream about your oneitis?
>>31955535MFor some reason the only kind of sex dream I ever get is about secret sex in a public place, like sneaking to a private room type thing.When I'm conscious it's not really my preference
>>31955400>We don't put in effort for womenYeah, I know.>>31955410Men only want to be traditional in one aspect. The fact of the matter is that most of them have nothing to offer like a traditional man. They don't make enough for you to be a SAHM, but then expect you to take care of everything domestically. They don't cook, clean, or help with kids, and when they do, they expect to be congratulated for it. They're children in grown up bodies that have no sense of responsibility and often no sense of maturity.>>31955422Ywn get a virgin, loser. The only reason you want one is because they're the only ones who haven't been disillusioned to how little you have to offer, especially in bed.
>>31955541>Ywn get a virgin, loser.Majority of the girls I've dated have been virgins, so you've too late.
>>31955524How?
Women, are you afraid of giving 'approach tips' in these threads out of fear some creep will take them too far?
>>31955542If you had sex with any of them, you're a hypocrite.
>>31955543You walk up and talk to them like they are a normal person? Then fish tail the conversation into asking for their number? You can tell by how they stand, how they look at you/react to you looking at them to tell if they are open to being talked too or not.
>>31955548What culture are you from? I'd love to do this myself, but I haven't heard of anyone doing it here (UK).
>>31955547I did not, in fact its why I broke up with the majority of them. They wanted to have sex before marriage and some of them didn't respect my boundaries, I'm still a virgin. I wouldn't say I'm a "high quality man" but theres a lot of temptation out there.>>31955551American but I do have a UK citizenship.
>>31955535My oneitis and I have never gone further than cuddling in my dreams.
>>31955551People in the UK are unusually standoffish. Like cold approaches just don't happen.
>>31955556Yeah, that's what I figured. We just don't do that. I think I could manage it in, like, Taiwan, where everyone's insanely open and friendly (apparently hard to make friends with tho but that's another matter), but here in the UK (especially the South East)?God, I wish we had at least fuckin singles bars or mixers or something.>>31955553Worth bearing in mind for other cultures I guess
>>31955553>I did not, in fact its why I broke up with the majority of them. They wanted to have sex before marriage and some of them didn't respect my boundaries, I'm still a virgin. I wouldn't say I'm a "high quality man" but theres a lot of temptation out there.Well, regardless of our difference in views on sexual purity, I admire your integrity.
>>31955535MShe wasn't my oneitis but a quiet and shy girl that I sort of liked a number of years ago. Dreamt of us exploring a noire city and having fun; she really came out of her shell. At the end we were about to have sex, but the dream ended and I went to work.
>>31955560SE may be better. London is a big place and I remember a study I saw that said British women like black, American, and foreign men more because they were more likely to approach them and be direct. Emma Watson also said it was culture shock when she came to the US.
>>31955562Its hard, but its worth it. I just wish women would listen to me when I tell them what I actually believe and think they have the audacity (kek female meme) to then try to lead me astray. I don't hate them for it but a house divide cannot stand.
>>31955570London is very different from the rest of the SE. London has everything in the world going on.
Atoga, is it worth losing my virginity? I’m in my early 20’s and been thinking about it a lot lately, I haven’t made the effort to date in years, but, is the pussy at the end of the tunnel even worth it? I’m not really looking for love, I doubt normie women could make me love them.
>>31955589sex is overrated and theres a lot more to life than sex but its ultimately up to you. Just stop watching porn and start doing things to improve yourself and your environment and women will just naturally come to you.
>>31955596NtaI agree with most of this but would like to add that you will have to approach women. And porn is only an issue when you're using it regularly because you're creating artificial arousal. I really only look at porn when I'm already aroused. I don't just search it out.
>>31955596>sex is overratedSpoken like someone who has never been in love.
>>31955596>>31955609Ok, thanks anons… desu I watch a fair amount of porn, but, I can always ease of it just to simp for one person when that person comes into my life.
Is it okay to call my bf to talk to him about sex? Isn't it too pervy? What's the chance that somebody is listening to the conversation?
>>31955596>after having a lot of sex and growing bored of it because I've experienced everything under the Sun, I'm telling you that it is overratedVery insightful, woman.NTA
>>31955609Maybe, I've always had women come to me in some form or another, if your a completely stranger they won't approach you, but if you know them on any level they'll put themselves in positions for you to interact with them or ask them out.>>31955611love and sex are two completely different things...>>31955612Word to the wise, the only woman who should be anywhere near the center of your life should be your wife and not even she should be the center of your life. She can be an integral part to the most inner shell of your life, but she can't be the core of your life.>>31955619I'm male?
state genderhave you cried today yet?
>>31955623MNo
>>31955614>Is it okay to call my bf to talk to him about sex?Sure>Isn't it too pervy? Yeah it is but maybe he'll be okay with it. >What's the chance that somebody is listening to the conversation?The nsa, the fbi, some random hackers. Who cares
>>31955620I’d rather her be the core of my life Anon, I know it’s unhealthy, but I much prefer it that way
>>31955620>I'm male?Am I supposed to answer that, Brad? Capitalize your sentences consistently, else you are a woman or a gay.
>>31955630>le grammar nazi on an cambodian shellfish surgery boardhow about no?
>>31955623MNope! But I did yesterday
Women, is this hot?
>>31955589Sex feels fantastic because of the way it combines emotional and physical closeness. It only starts feeling good when you're not feeling really pressured about it and when you're with someone you vibe with super well. (Doesn't even have to be someone you're dating; I've had great one night stands when there was great chemistry going on).Sex doesn't feel particularly BETTER than masturbation on a purely physical level. It's a very different sensation rather than a better sensation. Again, speaking purely physically.
>>31955638It looks extremely painful, but he's a big guy.
>>31955632How come
>>31955623MNoI've been too emotionally numb to cry for a while, last time was like 3 years ago I think
>>31955639>different sensation rather than betterWow, thanks for the in depth answer about it Anon… and yeah, I would wanna at least vibe with the person I do it with. There is a gnawing feeling in me though to “just lose it”, which kinda scares me because I don’t wanna do it with someone who I don’t vibe with… but emotionally I’m a little closed off too rn
Women, how do you compare?
>>31955644Breakup, desu the only time I’ve cried in the past year was because of the relationship I was in. I’m glad I ended it.
>>3195564720 years ago this would be considered fat
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>>31955652Is that not you?
>>31955649i’ll mention you in the next thread
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>>31955657No I am blonde
>>31955666Nice ass, Satan
>>31955646The deal with losing your virginity is about what it represents more than what it actually is. It shows you've got good social skills and a good social network. That's what I recommend you work on, rather than just sex. If you focus on those two things then you will naturally find yourself having sex with people you vibe with.It'll take you time, but you have to start sometime.
>>31955359I don't fucking know. I'm a kissless hugless virgin
>>31955363Why the fuck would I do that? That's fucked>>31955377No, honestly. Because i'm a weirdo too. I'd still dump them, though because I don't like dolls
>>31955623MNopeThe last time I cried was last Tuesday when my grandmother died. But not much. I'm stone cold, hard as nails. I never cry
>>31954542MaleNo, and I cut off contact with them.
>>31955870I’m sorry to hear about your grandma. Was it expected or unexpected? I also had a relative pass very recently
>>31956028She fell and fractured her back a while back. So she wasn't steady on her feet. Then last week she fell and broke her shoulder and hip, and bust her head. It was a bad fall. She was conscious for the hour it took for the ambulance to arrive and then she went into a coma before she got to the hospital. They did a scan to see the damage done. That's when my aunt told me about it and when I got up 10 minutes later, she had already died. She was 88 years old and her health was declining fast. It's just as well she went there after that fall because those injuries were badStill though, it was unexpected and I thought i'd have her for another couple of years. But that's life. It can end for anyone at any moment. Sorry for your loss also. It's tough
>>31956082Sending love and prayers your way. It’s a sad reminder that we don’t know how much time we have with anyone, so be sure to tell people that you love them everyday. My aunt died last week in a car accident, going to work. Another lady on sleeping pills fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into her head on. Today would have been her 45th birthday. She reached out to me earlier this year because she knew I was struggling and offered to take me out to lunch to talk. Wish I had taken that chance. I don’t know how I’d handle her death if it wasn’t for my faith. I hope you have supportive people in your life to help you
Directed to females: Is real life cold approaching the only way to guarantee being with a girl? Dating apps seem dead and the Internet in general is very hostile nowadays.
>>31954542No, I don't play with couples.
