I like to masturbate during college zoom classes. My penis accidentally hit the the camera button and unmasked my degeneracy to 30+ advocates of feminism in my gender studies class. The college dean had emailed me linking me to a private zoom session later in the week. Can they kick me out of school?
>>32012359Seems legit.
>>32012359>My penis accidentally hit the the camera button
I wouldve believed you if you said your finger but your dick? What were you doing? Fucking the computer screen?
>>32012475>>32012483I have this weird masturbation habit where I will slap my wet dick against the screen because it's like slapping a woman with it and it feels good. yeah I know
>>32012359y'know what's more embarassing than that? lying about doing something like that on the internet for YOUs
retarded larp
>>32012359Against strong competition, this wins the award as Funniest Post Of The Day
>>32012359>gender studies class>penis haverIts over
How do I stop farting whenever I piss and shit?I know it's a shitty question but this is a shitty thread so I'm asking here. Please give me your advice.
need help
>>32013442>>penis haverNot for long, he won't.
