I’m obsessed with a chick I can never have. I’m touch-starved, never had a girl in my entire life (32 years old). It really bugs me a lot that I have no idea what being in a relationship, having sex, etc. feel like but I’m in a hole that I can’t get out of in life. Short of trying to settle for a single mother or a third worlder (which I will never do), how can I feel better about this? Thanks.
>how can I feel better about this?All you can do is try, cope, or rope.
Hey anon, I'm feeling generous so I'd like to genuinely help you today. Can you provide some further details about your lifestyle? • Are you employed • Do you have irl friends you regularly spend time with irl• Do you take care of yourself? That is, do you keep your hygiene, live an active lifestyle and exercise (the latter two a separate things).• How frequently do you engage in peer/age relevant SOCIAL activities?• When was the last time you had a conversation with a stranger irl, that both of you were interested in having, lasted longer than 10 minutes and wasn't with a service worker? • What kinds of things do you do in your spare time? • When was the last time you tried to pick up a woman? What happened?
>>32107085every 30+ year old with a septum piercing can be "had"
>>32107159Why would you want that one though? She's gross.
>>32107153>Are you employedNo. Trying to get work now.>Do you have irl friends you regularly spend time with irlI have one but we haven't seen each other in person in four years. All my friends are online.>Do you take care of yourself? That is, do you keep your hygiene, live an active lifestyle and exercise (the latter two a separate things).Not as much as I should. I am pretty sedentary and this year I put on 30lbs.>How frequently do you engage in peer/age relevant SOCIAL activities?Not at all.>When was the last time you had a conversation with a stranger irl, that both of you were interested in having, lasted longer than 10 minutes and wasn't with a service worker?I can't remember.>What kinds of things do you do in your spare time?I watch old films and do graphic design.• When was the last time you tried to pick up a woman? What happened?Last time I approached a girl was in high school. I got rejected by all four of my crushes and gave up once I got to college.
>>32107180She’s better with normal glasses.
>>32107257>>32107085she looks good. but its weird to post your oneitis to everyone on an imageboard. its the kind of lack of cognitive power that prevents you from getting women.
>>32107275So what if I do? We’re anonymous here and I wouldn’t even ask for advice on this if I wasn’t.
>>32107300>So what if I do?well whats her name? I see she has a ton of shit on archiveofsins. dont hog the sauce brother
>>32107317kimmy pink i believe
>>32107332Correct.
>>32107371Nice taste I like her armpits very delicious.
>>32107085>never had a girl>refuses to date a low-value woman>it's a hole I can't get out of>obsessed with a chick>knows he can't have herWhat a mass of roiling contradictions your weak little mind must be, anon. Just buy a stupid ticket to Cebu City and find yourself a slum slut already.>inb4 le internet incels will mock me for betabuxxing!!Mock them right back for beating their meat to the e-whores they hate so much.
>>32107479>>refuses to date a low-value womanWhy would I date a woman I have no interest in?
