She came in and asked how much money (if any) another guy would have to pay to allow him to have sex with her (willingly)? I told her I’d be cool with it if the dude paid me $50k, she was like “wtf that’s it??” What would have been a better response?
>>32225618You're a terrible negotiator OP. Start high at 2m and work your way down. If you start at 50k you might as well sell her out for 10k
>>32225618Correct answer is $0 because you like to watch
>>32225618As a shittest question, you're best off answering $1
>>32225618>What would have been a better response?When she says>Wtf that's it??You hit her back with>Market rates for escorts are about 100-200 bucks per hour, and absolute top of market is around $1,000>If someone's paying you 50x the top market rate for sex work, for 15 minutes of work, and their plan isn't murdering you or giving you AIDs? >Hell yeah you can pay for our next European vacation.>Hell, invite your mom too, she just sent me this interesting offer I think I can't refuse...Then put on your biggest shit eating grin and embrace the seethe.
>>32225625Tbh I thought it might be a trap and she’d be like “you’re supposed to say NO AMOUNT” kinda surprised she was like playing into it
>>32225711He gave an honest answer.It's kind of a scummy answer (putting money first, and it's not even that much money in the big picture), but at least he isn't being a sweet talking liar.
>>32225759I mean she has brought up making an OF for the purpose of making a little extra income, so I thought that number would catch her interest a bit lol
>>3222561850% you fucking whore, now get back out in them streets bitch or am I have to slap a ho
>>32225645All the power is in the chair.
>>32225871…is it tho
>>32225618>$50k, wtf that's it?that's a high class rate in this town, lover
>>32225618>>32225711It was, but there's basically three ways she wants you to play the trap>no price, ur mine baybee (in her internal monologue: yay he told me that I'm his :) >a million bucks (yay, he told im worth a lot + I don't wanna share you)>haha insulting low quantity plus joke here (he probably doesn't mean it but also he's teasing me and kinda saying I'm not worth it, I'll show him!)A real-ass answer like 50k is spooky because it's inflicted insight that>welp, I think I just learned my maximal bridal price if my bf was gonna pimp me out>in a real negotiation, I'm pretty sure he'd take less, this is the number he was willing to tell me.>I'm not sure I actually wanted to know how much my bf thinks I'm worth on the market, I was just meme-ing...It's a bit too real and sincere, and smacks of autism, a lack of ability to banter back, and depending on how much she thought she was worth in your eyes, comes off as a pretty grave insult to get a "welcome back to earth" realistic answer of your actual view of her if sent to the meat market.>>32225844>she brought up making an onlyfansShe either wanted a much lower price so she could justify doing it, or was looking for reassurance for you - in either case, you fucked up.
>>32225618>What would have been a better response?50k is peanuts.Anything less then 2 million is selling your GF short. If you invest it, you'll get about 100k a year after taxes. You two will be set for life.
>>32226056Those are actually really good point. Not really sure why I said $50k, maybe because she’s joked about selling her body before. Kinda wanted to give her a “real” value just to gauge her reaction
Should've said $2 if she was gonna react like that. It's a dumb question but she's even dumber
>>32226116Should just go ahead and do it. Start here with previews so we may gauge the merchandise
>>32225618desu if i was paid 50k, id let a dude fuck my gf
i think the correct answer was "all the money in the world won't be enough".
>>32226116Yeah you overpriced her by about 5000%
>>32225618About tree fiddy.
>>32225618The correct answer is any amount of moneyYou're getting money by doing nothing, so rationally you should accept any amount Tell her this to put her in her place
>>32225618Women (and most men) have no idea what money is worth. 50k is an insane amount even if she was a famous thot.You are kind of fucked with this question Becuase you can’t answer in any reasonable (logical)way.This is why a lot of guys just stop talking t thier women, and give grunts as answers.>>32226071You are delusional. No pussy is worth more than $1,000 for one pop. There is a hard cap on how good pussy is. Men are dumb so will drop $10,000 on an escort, but saying 50k is peanuts for a few hours work is children talking. Grow up and pay your own bills. She could do that twice and not have to work for a year.There is no correct answer, but I would reframe and say “why would you want to be a whore for any price.?"
>>32228277She just was like “I don’t think you understood my question earlier…” and I panicked and changed the subject lol
>>32228389my expenses for a year are 22k. 50k for 1 year not doing shit is extremely comfy idc what anyone says
>>32225618The only acceptable answer is "oh about tree fiddy" because giving any real answer is the wrong answer
>>32225618I would have asked sarcastically if another guy had made an offer and then sardonically queried what she had been doing in her free time away to get that as a result.
>>32228413She said that her friend posed it as a question in her groupchat and she wanted to see how I responded
>>32228260Even a bbc?
>>32225844>I mean she has brought up making an OFYou should do it but let her fuck girls instead of guys
>>32225618The answer she was fishing for was >> there's no amount of money, I want you all to myself. Other acceptable yet not as well taken answers would include inordinate and unrealistic sums of money, like $100 billion. The question exists because she's insecure about how invested in her and the relationship you are, so she's seeking comfort. She wants to know that you want the relationship and that you value her.
>>32228629yes
Why is it that all these sex workers these days, like on OF and whatever, all have the same low quality genes droopy faces like picrel? Is it visual signs of genetic predisposition to promiscuity? Or are zoomers just more genetically demented than prior generations?
>>32228658That’s the simp answer.
>>32228697No. That's the correct answer. That you believe it's a simp answer or somehow takes away from you is why you're a lonely virgin. Relationships are a two way street. A friendship first and foremost.
>>32225618> who did suggest you that? tell me the name I will fucking kill him
>>32225618this sounds like one of those tiktok relationship tests
>>32225618source
btw zoomers, this was the plot to a movie from 1993. Really popular with women for some reason.
>>32228703Fuck bro looking at all these comments, I thought I was being funny by saying $50k, but I am regretting it now
Perhaps you should not answer as any answer would yield negatively and could further be complicated.
>>32228665The pic is AI, but for the IRL equivalents>see woman that looks a lot like you is making bank on OF>wtf I think I'm about as hot as this bitch and she's making 5 figures a month off simps, why am I not cashing in on this?>maybe I will!Then they do.
>>32225618>I date ops girl, I have 8 inch "horse" dick(it's human) , i fuck her for 6-12 or 24 hours NONSTOP, making her cum over and over, filling every hole with massive sticky smelly cum. >half way though shes a gibbering mess, deep throat me, having violent whole body orgasms on me, asking me to impregnate her.>at end she signs marriage agreement to me and a soul contract with me, and it doesn't matter if soul contract not real, cause she pledges herself to me, carving my name in her skin with a knife.>goes back to op to look at op's normal dick, leaves him forever, never calls or sees him again.Enjoy the 50k?Apparently op hasn't watched porn vids of guys making girls cum over and over for more then an hour, absolutely WRECKING their pussies.Think of this, to a billionaire 100,000 is less then 1 dollar to average people. (don't check the math)
>>32230671>Then they do not, since the vast majority of women on onlyfans are making pennies per monthftfy
>>32230927>women on onlyfans are making pennies per monthMassively MASSIVELY overstated stat by retards here. The truth is that this is only true to the extent that most humans are retarded: there are a lot of little offramps and cul-de-sacs that catch retards like>actually I won't post anything because I can't figure out all the tech bullshit to upload now that I have an account>actually I won't post anything because I'm lazy and watching TV even if I made an account LOL>actually I won't post anything of note because I don't actually want to show off much or any of my body in a way people wanna see>actually I'm too busy to consistently post, so I'll upload maybe once every 6 months so everyone who subscribes gives up and quits>actually I don't care to engage with or reply to people, or do anything at all on platform besides post stuff to an empty room>actually I don't do ANY self-promotion, marketing, or client work to bring people into my onlyfansIf you know with certainty you're gonna show up like Mulan in full armor ready for battle, you're gonna record on a consistent schedule, you make good shit that people want to see, you repeatedly participate, you externally market yourself, and in general you treat your sex work as real-ass work like "actually treat it like a motherfucking part-time job rather than a half-assed meme", you're so many standard deviations of unique past the women who are making "pennies per month" that you need not even consider them, you're a different breed.It might not make you "this can be your FULL time job money", but women taking it that seriously don't tend to make pennies very long.
>>32231124>it's a true stat but WHAT IF I make up a bunch of bullshit! Haha how do you like your stat now? Lol what do you think that list of bullshit is? The statistic is what it is, your bizarre defense of whore's paychecks notwithstanding.
>>32225618>>32225625FPBP. It's either "I wouldn't accept any money for this" if you two have a really deep relationship, or else two million since it would settle both of you for life.Or this >>32225679. It would be funny and defuse the situation immediately.
>>32231164For the same reason citing>only 1% of users go on to post content, statistically, you will fail to post contentIs retarded IF YOU ARE SPECIFICALLY talking to “someone who we know with certainty is explicitly planning to do a lot of content posting and we know it”, because this user is part of a very different subgroup than the other 99% of people, telling a woman>most OF accounts fail to make money, you probably will tooIs retarded if you’re talking to a baddie who is going to be posting in an effective way that the overwhelming majority of accounts fail to do by taking it extremely seriously, because this user, too, is part of a very different subgroup than the other 99% of women. This subgroup basically makes all the cash on the platform and someone posting like them is very likely going to quickly start getting very atypical results unreflective of the average user experience.This isn’t complicated - you differentiate yourself from rabble, you tend to get very different outcomes from the rabble. The world is full of ponds of>there’s 100-200 people taking this shit deadly seriously, and “everyone else who ain’t even in the same game”And OF is one of them
>>32225618The right answer is $0. If she's even remotely thinking about this kind of shit, she is a whore and should be treated like a whore. Don't encourage this kind of behavior even if its supposed to be "fun". She is going to end up using this in the future and you WILL get cucked.
>>32225696>ew anon why do you know so much about escorts??? did you fuck one or something? ICK!!Now what, fucking retard.
>>32225618>who tf is gonna pay for u?
>>32231433Either show her the aella whorelord post going over the stats if you wanna dignify the convo and she’s actually mad, or slap it down with>couldn’t help it, your mom was offering two for one deals, had to get my value babyEither works
