new editionprevious >>32296782
genderyou've got a choice, these all have magical properties... based on how they look, which would would you eat?
>>32299667Magic is fucking gay
>>32299667F, I'd pick the third one. What do I get?
>>32299667MThe blue one.
>>32299667MBlueberry because they are healthy and brainfood. What do I get?
>>32299667FBooberry
>>32299667Middle left, pomegranate. Looks most promising to me. F.
i'm gonna actually cash out this upcoming crypto bubble but for real this time and not keep holding like a greedy dipshit like last time. will being rich make it easier for you ladies to love me?
>>32299667Blue, so I can have a girlfriend just like the guy in the Blue song.
>>32299667I'm not going to eat something without knowing what it'll do to me.The orange seems like the safest option, though.
do men really like sex? or they just like to feel like they've conquered you and then lose interest in sex?im currently in my first relationship and my bf barely wants to fuck once a month and I always have to initiate
Men,Will you tell me a joke?
How much of a red flag is it if a guy has a thing for girls with flat chests?
>>32299667Bottom right because even honeycrisps are magic
>>32299682No4B movement
>>32299687>bf barely wants to fuck once a month and I always have to initiateyou're ugly or he's low testosterone
>>32299690My grandpa died in Auschwitz. He was drunk on duty and fell off the watch tower.
>>32299693100%
>>32299690Does in people clothes
>>32299667fThe 9th one
>>32299690SureWhat does a blind man say at a fish market?"Hi girls"
>>32299687Men (even young ones) with a lower libido definitely exist but assuming you are young, your boyfriend is not the norm and most men would be more interested.
Atogan women how would you feel if an atoga male-anon wanted to be best friends with you? Then after a while you somehow fell in love with him because of how amazing he was not to mention you have seen him and he is a real cutie. Would you be able to tell him? You are his best buddy girl and he is always asking you tips about girls and he is not aware of your feelings for him.
>>32299698>you're ugly or he's low testosteronehe tells me im hot the few times we fuckI'm also guily of sexting with strangers and the consensus seems to be that i have a hot body and cute face
>>32299690Kamala Harris for President
>>32299690How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
>>32299688White men explain yourselves now.
If she slept with another guy straight away and made you wait, it's over and it'll never work out.
I LOVE the way girls tummies kind of poke out like this! Fuck, I love girls!
>>32299711even ugly girls get those compliments but I'm sure you can objectively tell if you're ugly. tell him to get blood test for hormones if he doesn't want to fuck more
How do I actually seduce a moid?
Go back to fucking twitter, you faggot
>>32299725Smile at him you don't how powerful this is.
>>32299690What do you call a cow with Parkinson's? Milkshake. What do you call a cow with marijuana? High steaks.What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Mother-in-Law.
>>32299725Pet him
>>32299720Is it weird that I'm a girl (not even a burger0 and I like watching her?
>>32299725Show him your tits.
>>32299733I like her personality, but I confess I would watch her much less if she wasn't so pretty.
>>32299711The higher being within his soul can probably smell that you're a whore and doesn't want to be parasitically infected with whatever demons crawl inside you.
>>32299720shes so ugly
>>32299739Nah that's you
>>32299743she looks like shrek
Femanons, what do you think of dating a man who's like Buddy from Elf?This is literally me, but with only slightly less social awkwardness
>>32299749Slightly less embarrassing than a man who thinks he's an anime character.
>>32299664Is it weird to feel bad about the fact that I like a fictional gay character while being a straight woman?
women are super awesomeI love everything about themI wish I had more women around in my lifethey're so good at everything that I'm not
>>32299725you dont seduce men he's either interested you and will make a move or he's not
>>32299757Clearly you need to stick your head in the nearest woodchipper
>>32299762It is super easy to seduce men.
>>32299756Nta but what about men who unwillingly gets compared to anime characters
>>32299725depends on the moid
>>32299767oh yeah? seduce me right now then.
>>32299762I've never made a move on any of the women I was interested in.
Was talking to a girl at the gym I hadn't seen in a while and was thinking about asking her for her number and then something in my body was just like>nahhhhhhhhhSo I didn't. Also I would've been asking for it in front of her friend but I strangely didn't feel uncomfortable about that fact. Maybe it's the combination of her talking about losing sleep over nursing and her newfound interest in motorcycles gave me a subliminal "ick" even though I don't think of either as inherent negatives.I also got invited to a party on Saturday. He told me to invite our mutual that I asked out and was shot down by, but I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic. I told him to invite her himself but I was a little hesitant to double down and ask if he would. It's only been a week so while I'd like to be persistent, I think I should just reel it back for now and consider it later (maybe after I've finished my cut). Our mutual friend made it sound like I have a chance later when she's better settled in her career shift, but it's probably best to let it go and meet new women.>>32299720Brett got married. Mary is my rightwing eceleb wife now.>>32299733No, I think she's pretty funny
>>32299725Bat your eyes, twirl your hair, honestly just look into a man's eyes and imagine you're stroking his cock the whole telepathy seduction shit is real
if moids were easy to seduce then moids could seduce moids but that doesn't happen
>>32299773Based and selfawarenesspilled. Why act on one-sided infatuation when she could never like me back?
Help, what is cosmetic she is putting on?Also anyone recognizes that anime character? It looks like the antagonist of Akira but I don't know.
>>32299780delusional
>>32299770Not anyone over a screen, although you also would not be the first anon to fall in love with some romanticized inner image of a stranger in combination with more attention than usual. But irl the women I know that are great at this are just really good at making men shine. Making them feel funnier, interesting, more manly with their replies like>I never would be able to do something like that, weren't you scared?? *big eyes>you must be so strong to have been able to XYZAlso virtually every man is a sucker for being treated like an expert (on anything really), all the more if their everyday life hardly allows for it. Being able to sincerely and empathically ask a man all about his job/hobby goes a long while. And of course there's all the age old tricks of gently pressing his breasts into his back while putting a drink in front of him and all that.
>>32299766I'm not doing that
>>32299783>Why act on one-sided infatuation when she could never like me back?This.
Femanons, how many other women have you dated?Do you prefer men or women?
>>32299690Did you hear the one about the kidnapping?
Hey guys I have a couple vocas from an atoga woman but her accent was weird maybe due to her being an ESL but now I thinking maybe that anon is trans, so any advice of figuring this out.
>>32299798Same image as before
>>32299773you're saying that as if all those women were interested in you
>>32299812NTA but weird projection.
>>32299812No, not at all, which is why I didn't. >>32299783 understood me perfectly fine.
>>32299667FThis is definitely some fae trick I'm not eating any of those
>>32299816weird projection.
>>32299785I recently got a weekend job and most of my coworkers are zoomer women. I get along with them all, but they always call me stuff like "girl" Like if I asked an question like where are the coffee cups, they will say "GIRL! look behind you!" Does this mean they think Im gay or something? Or just their version of playful banter?
>>32299785looks like concealeryeah that looks like him
>>32299804Repost and have us vote.
>>32299803No?
>>32299817The point of that post is to say the type of guy that anon is interested in is not a 4chan incel or a neckbeard redittor complaining women dont approach, he will make the first move if he's interested
>>32299768This is embarrassing and really gay
>>32299824They mentally and verbally made you a eunuch. They cut off your balls without ever touching a scalpel
>>32299725not meming serious response>look into his eyes for long periods of time>smile at him, especially while you look at him>laugh at all his dumb jokes>make physical contact with with and invade his personal space
>>32299835The kid woke up
>>32299840…no u
Interested in opinions, mostly females but men also welcome.I'm sleeping over at a girls place (lives alone) in a bit. The thing is I've known her for a year or so now without making much advances (because I have 0 confidence). Usually we do various outdoor activities and eat at places together.Reason for staying at her place is because it's in another town where I need to do some things 2 days in a row. I mentioned first I could travel there both days, but she suggested I could sleep at her place.Is there any chance of her being interested in me, or is this just her doing me a favor and being nice? Would you (female) allow guy friends to sleep over at your place? If there is a chance of her being interested, what should I do/say to find out more information?Note also, that I'm not trying to go 0-100, as mentioned, my confidence is not great, and I doubt she's that type of girl anyway
>>32299837But I'm not complaining about women not approaching. I'm merely saying that not approaching does not necessarily imply a lack of interest.Therefore you should have specified that you were talking about a specific kind of guy rather than men in general.
>>32299841>Is there any chance of her being interested in me, or is this just her doing me a favor and being nice?I think she is just being nice, because you have an actual practical reason to stay in town and it saves you good money to crash at hers. It would've been different if she suggested you sleep over while there is hardly a practical reason/benefit to. >Would you (female) allow guy friends to sleep over at your place?This depends on the person but for me, yeah. Not at every age, back when I was younger I definitely would've been more worried about him coming onto me and not knowing how to navigate that. But now I don't worry about that and I would definitely offer in a scenario like this. For the record, just because she is not offering her place out of anything romantic necessarily, doesn't mean she's NOT interested. Just make sure to read her signs very carefully because it would be pretty rude to make her feel caught off guard and cornered at her place together after she tried to help you out.
>>32299749Not physically attracted to will farrell at all. Good funny man. But just zero looks.
>>32299818eat the fruit :)
>>32299664>>32299659The initial question was: >>32299527>How [do] I eliminate the want for intimacy and companionship? But unless im misunderstanding, it seems you're trying to convince me I actually should want one. Why?
>>32299850>>32299854Also for the record, for testing the waters, you can probably already tell what kind of night she's hoping for from the things she suggests. Anything that involves drinking/drugs/partying/impulse adventures increases the odds she is open to something happening, beforehand and/or during. Her being clear about her night schedule and bed time upfront is a very clear no interest at all. Going out of her way to show you all the stuff for you to use, where you can wash etc also makes it less likely she's hoping for something to happen.When in doubt, you can always resort to literally voicing>I feel kind of into you right now but don't want to misread anything...and read her face. Whether or not you come back easily from being rebuffed is very likely to matter much more to her than that the thought crossed your mind.
How much less valuable is a person who gets raped?
>>32299760Why are all the men on here fucking downers? Is this even a genuine male liking us or is this sarcasm?
>>32299867>Is this even a genuine male liking usNo
>>32299867>Why are all the men on here fucking downers?Because there is not a lot to be happy about.>Is this even a genuine male liking us or is this sarcasm?I was wondering about that too. I can't tell.
Femanons, what do you think of the serious woman x airheaded man pairing?It's my favourite in fiction, especially when the women is like super grounded and he's happy go lucky
>>32299858I'm the anon you talked to in the other thread. I am not trying to "convince" you that you should want a relationship. I think it is better to be open to it because it is one of the things that makes life most worthwhile. But from your comments it is clear you feel completely differently and that is no doubt for a reason and honestly even if it isn't, it would still be legitimate that this is how YOU feel and you want to base your life on how YOU feel.I am just saying, if you were a huge meat lover coming asking how to come to terms with becoming a lifelong vegetarian, I would also recommend you "just go vegetarian for a year, or three years or whatever, evaluate afterwards, why stare eternity in the face right now, take it one step at a time". That is what I am also saying now.
me at college listening to anime songs on my phone without headphones earlier today
>>32299872It's fine, most any big trope like that depends more on the execution and how well that's done, but this trope feels fresher to me than the smart/serious man with the airheaded woman pairing for sure.
>>32299854>>32299861Thank you, appreciate it very much.Honestly I'm not aiming/hoping for sex, but it would be nice just to "test the waters" to know a bit how she feels. Last thing I'd want to do is ruin our friendship if she doesn't feel that way for me
>>32299876What anime songs?
>>32299864Their value increasesThey’re more valuable than you at least
>>32299880my youtube playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoD_Nw0mQHGfb1u0T-gcGqBQsSmtB9TIh
>>32299879No problem! From this post I'd say, just try to let loose a little more with her than you usually would, see if you can get in a more giddy/playful vibe together than otherwise. If not, no harm done and if she is not picking up on very light teasing/flirting then the odds that anything more was ever on her mind are incredibly slim.
>>32299843damn
>>32299718What if I slept with him right away but made the previous men wait
>>32299873>it is one of the things that makes life most worthwhileNot for someone like me. I'm not qualified for one for multiple reasons.
>>32299884Sakura Taisen?! GoddamnYou need more Gundam openings, Code Geass’s openings, and maybe Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku.I’m at work right now listening to Freedom from Gundam SEED Freedom. Get that too.
>>32299872I think it's just antique autistic man trope in old anime.
>>32299907Well that is the best anime trope in fairness
>>32299901he'll think less of you for being loose
How many times do I need to fuck a man in order to have him fall in love with me?
>>32299914lol
>>32299667M Second one looks cool
Do you ever notice how women here and elsewhere, when they have an exceptional moment of talking about casual sex as it involves their gender, they never quite clarify how they've approached casual sex in the past.Topics such as how many times, how early, how they met the guy or guys, and whether there was a second time, are NEVER touched upon.All they refer to is how men's perception is wrong and how their interest in the topic is misplaced. But nothing to dispel any myths. If anything, they affirm them.
Women are so masculine now how come kissing their feet and being a submissive bf gives the ick?
>>32299921You can kiss a girl's feet if they are just one stop on the journey to your destination, and your goal is to give her pleasure. You cannot kiss a girl's feet if they are your destination, and your goal is to give yourself pleasure.
>>32299921That wasn't the ick for me. It was your TDS.
I like to be the hot one in the relationship thats why I would choose a less attractive woman.
>>32299920Women talk about it among one another, but know men do not want to be reminded that they are sexual with other people (now or in the past) or (also) attracted to other people. That often even applies to platonic friends that find it jarring to reflect on their female buddy getting fucked. It's been a long time since I was close to a woman who had hook ups but from the things I did hear, the only question I can really andwer is>whether there was a second timethat it is a lot easier for women to find a guy who wants to sleep with them than someone who is fun in bed (which mostly means actually playing with them vs wanting to put it in as fast as possible and then climaxing quickly). So yeah if she had a good experience with a guy she will very often go back a few times. Until they reach a point where it is no longer fun or she worries he will catch feelings or she will.
>>32299927TDS?
>>32299938>That often even applies to platonic friends that find it jarring to reflect on their female buddy getting fucked.I forget how abnormal people are here. My female friends always tell me their hoe stories and it makes for great entertainment. It always goes the same way, i give them advice and they ignore it and do the opposite. It's great fun and of course the bro code applies so if i ever do meet the guys theyre dating im not telling them "you're dating a massive hoe, leave", i love my female friends but theyre terrible lovers.This is pretty much the norm
Boob
>>32299943My fellow women and I are on Team Trump now and if you don't get with the program then we women will leave you behind in the dust.
need 4b gfbigbuttbigboobs
>>32299945To be fair it is quite possible that it is just me, I have never felt comfortable showing much of that side of myself in friendships with men and the few times it came up anyway were always quite uncomfortable and mostly for them. But of course those would not stay around to have a friend happily talking about their most recent hook up, anyway, so could just be selection bias.
>>32299947beeb
I`M BURNING THROUGH THE SKY,YEAH!TWO HUNDRED DEGREES, THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME MISTER FAHRENHEIIIIIIIIIIIIITI'M TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>32299956peep
>>32299951It's not that pleasant desu. I was 14 and some kid in the hallway said out loud that I was thick. Traumatised me and have tried to hide it since.I asked my brother why my thighs were so big and he said it was because I had a big butt. I looked at him like, 'Why would you notice something like that let alone say it out loud to your sister?'Here's to hoping my future husband will like it ._.
Why is it so common for girls to reject a guy and then pursue him when he is no longer interested? Today is the second time it happens to me, tried it with a girl for months, she rejected me, I decided to focus on myself, we stopped talking like we used to do, now it seems like she's trying to hit on me while I barely reply her messages.
>>32299960poop
how many women have entertained the fantasy of dying with their ideal bf?
>>32299664I love Anthony, I wish I could cuddle him
>>32299964>>32299965Destiny
>>32299967I sure as fuck don't want to live without him
>>32299969Stop! You are making me blush
>>32299954It's really one of the best and most endearing parts of mixed friendships. It's fine if you're just a bit repressed and dont want to talk about it but if its weird because theres some lingering feelings then idk, that sort of sucks desu. The advice is never really good both ways, but the perspective is nice and being open about this stuff is freeing too.
>>32299962sorry anon you made me tear up ;_;
>>32299938Here, on 4chan, on the Internet, anonymously or pseudonymously. Of course I don't expect you to reveal anything that could diminish your image IRL, but it seems like you closely guard your hookup life even where no-one knows who you are.Looks like a pattern for all women. Different cultures, different countries, somewhat varying ages. All act the same with regards to casual sex. Some claim that they've never had it, and I believe them, but most others don't even dare to say that.
>>32299969Anthony's a shithead he showed me pictures of fleshlights on the conputers in elementary school
>>32299664This is a very cool picture, OP.Chat, is this from a cartoon or just a drawing?
>>32299979This is fake news
>>32299962>be objectively good looking >hate itWhy is literally every female like this
>>32299980It’s a drawing ! looked it up, made by @Griffnix on twitter
>>32299965HEY DO you still have your one drawing of how to take good dick pics? It would come in handy
>>32299977No, it's okay :)I just exclusively dress as a Mormon now to avoid any attention.>>32299982I don't hate myself or how I look. I love how I look because I know I'm quite good for myself. I just don't want randos to tell me that.
>>32299985Oh never mind, made by @WuJef>>32299988oh yeah !! Let me fetch hopefully it won’t get me banned.. I’ll link it somewhere else
Okay serious question, what the fuck WON’T Jimmy Kimmel cry over? I swear this dude cries when flowers die.
Will very short women be jealous of me for dating a short man?I've seen short women online saying they'd prefer someone within their size range and not many men are as small as my boyfriend.
>>32299985>>32299991oh yeah xd i could have used google to search for the pic oopsies >.<
>>32299978Nta but 4chan doesn't exactly provide the best environment for those posts even with the anonymity.
>>32299995They're lying. Short women hate men less than 8 inches taller than them. A 5'0" girl would much rather date a 6'2" guy than a 5'4" guy
>>32299993what is he crying over?
>>32299993He looks like he has downs when he cries kek
>>32299969I'm gonna cuddle Anthony before you do!
>>32299999FALSE! I'm 5'3 and I loved a guy my exact height. Don't know what kind of women you guys have, but it's not all of them, my guy
>>32299997I went to plebbit, too. I went to Quora. Yahoo Answers. Various other forums as well. It's not just those shut-in femanons, there is a specific pattern of dodging questions about casual sex even when these women are otherwise very open and chatty.
>>32300001The big mean orange cheeto hitler getting his second term. No I’m not kidding.
>>32299993Poor baby
>>32299988>>>/soc/33583818>>>/soc/33583819wonderful lesson by me
>>32299974>but the perspective is nice and being open about this stuff is freeing too.This is true, honestly it has become easier to me after getting into a relationship and living with someone who is not surprised by me having sexual feelings. My bf's best friend is a very promiscuous and open guy who's seen it all pretty much and I feel quite happy to talk to him about whatever. But with the friends I know back from high school, it was just always weird. I remember one of my friends asking me which guy I found most attractive in sight (at a cafe) and I honestly pointed out a guy I think was both less handsome and heavier than he would've expected and I could tell he was vaguely disgusted. It can definitely be an issue. >>32299978>Here, on 4chan, on the Internet, anonymously or pseudonymously.Fair, honestly I for one (although my casual sex life is super boring, for full disclosure the furthest I got there was making out and touching with a friend once) do enjoy the anonymity of just being open about weird feelings/desires or sexual experiences or memories or anything like that.That said for this crowd stories about women being "slutty" is particularly likely to be super controversial. I think a lot of the female regulars come here when procrastinating, blowing off steam, just to have fun. You know when you post a story many guys on here find wild, you'll risk lots of personal assumptions or rants over how you will never make a good life partner and stuff like that. I don't think it is so much that women regard it more personal/intimate than other sexual details but more that they know the response will be draining and it is not a fun question for them to answer.
>>32300010I'm the other anon you were talking to but I am pretty sure any woman you are going to approach online with very specific questions like this, is either going to think you are gearing up to judge the shit out of her (for going "too fast" or whatever) or otherwise that you are just looking for as much realistic detail as you can because you're jerking off to her replies. Both of those will discourage a lot from going into it.
>>32300012If Anthony started crying I would give him a tight hug, cook him comfort food and then cuddle him all night long.
>>32299995Most very short women are nazi tier eugenicist who seek out as tall a man they can find to save their future children. They probably say it just to look good
>>32300013thank u
>>32300025Always at your service *salute*
>>32299993>>32300011he needs to get checked for low testosteronemen can cry but men cry after a delay of witnessing the innocent being unjustly mutilated, betrayed, or killed.
>>32299914Spreading your legs for Chad in the hope that he'll catch feels is the fastest and best way to guarantee that he never will. Don't try getting knocked up either. Oldest game in the book. You had your turn, now get over it.
>>32299699kek
>>32300037QRD on this fresh meme?
>>32300040My love for that era Anthony is not a meme, it’s completely serious because I’m mentally ill
>>32299993>what the fuck WON’T Jimmy Kimmel cry over?Late-term elective abortions, if I had to bet.
Yeah yeah yeah women have it soooo hard blah blah blahBut men are forced to be in your presence when you're menstruating. So everything evens out.Keep a talisman on you at all times fellas
>>32300050You can just bring it up, say you love it in general, would love to see it on her sometime and think it would look amazing.That's about it. Dying your hair always damages it, the kind of seagreen of hair dye leaves a lot of people looking very pale (in a way you might enjoy but she doesn't) and it is also a choice that could cause awkward comments from conservative family members or looks at her workplace... It's too big a thing to do for a boyfriend if you don't like the idea at all yourself, that'll just breed resentment every time she looks into the mirror and hates what she sees.
>>32300024>>32299999Hmm. I'll consider this. My bf is just above 5'3">>32300008Would you be bitter that I'm dating a small man when I'm not tiny myself? Like I'm taking resources or something (lol)?
>>32299664women are you doing NNN?
>>32300050>>32300052Forgot to mention but the only time I ever dyed my hair it was red (and at the salon too, not bright red or orangey but auburn that looked brown in some light still) and still it shocked me how many clothes suddenly did not look good at all anymore with the new color, even if it was fairly natural. I can only imagine this green would make that a lot worse, she would have to reinvent her style, figure out what make up looks best now and so on. Again can be fun if she's also excited, but it's a lot just to please someone.
When I give an ugly guy a chance and he starts acting like I'm the ugly one .
>>32300058That's a pretty ugly thing to say..
>>32300058As Groucho said,>I wouldn't want to be in any club that would take me as a member
>>32300054>Would you be bitter that I'm dating a small man when I'm not tiny myself? Like I'm taking resources or something (lol)?NTANAGBut you're doing short men a service, there is a surplus of single short men. Any woman could have a short man if they wanted.
>>32300052>>32300057Thanks anon that was really good advice especially the clothing aspect.
>>32300066Dating a 4chan girl isn't a win. It's depressing that only sluts and mentally ill basketcases are willing to give short guys a chance.
When making eye contact with a girl I know, she was smiling but her eyes kept darting downwards for half a second but kept returning to eye contact. What means?
>>32300067No problem, happy to help!
Women, what do you do when you have a crush on somebody that you can barely and rarely see? I'm so lost, like it could be literally almost a month before I see them again. It makes the crush even worse. I'm literally planning on changing my entire career trajectory JUST TO SEE THEM. Lord help me.
>>32300058u inspired me 2 make a comic
>>32300058Beckys first honest man lol.Here's the thing, Chad sticking his dick in you doesn't mean you were hot, you were always ugly, but pussy is pussy. You're looksmatched now, accept it or cope.
>>32300074I exclusively am attracted to 4chan girls
>>32300080Nta 69? =Г
>>323000744chan girls are better than normalfags
>>32300058Straight from the twitter/tumblr/tiktok foid hivemind
>>32300074I'd kill for an /x/ girl. But any other board, definitely not. Theyre sluts except its their minds thats been fucked, they should not be exposing themselves to the filth here
>>32300085thought it’d be funny to put as yhe time
Who want me
>>32300092Femanon?
>>32300092>
Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?
>>32300013Man I'm sad that I'll never have a good enough cock for this
>>32300098all cocks are good cocks anon. just need to be a bit of a photographer to capture its magic!
>>32300066Okay, he's just very important to me and sometimes my brain needs the reassurance that he's safe being my special prince.>>32300074You're also here.Anyway we're as mentally ill as each other and both unashamed. So we're good
I'm irrationally angry at my work crush for no big reason that she wouldnt even know about and ignored her all day.
>>32300101>all cocks are good cocksAre you some kind of cock expert?
Im so horny my stomach hurts. Where is he
>>32300106The idea of anon :3 looking at guys’ cocks habitually is kinda hot
>>32300109>tfw I'm not himnice.
>>32300106>>32300110NO not at all, I just don’t believe in a “bad cock,” dirty cocks are bad cocks so wash up ..
>>32300054What's your height and how did he win you over? Please tell me that this is a vanilla relationship and not a femdom thing, I don't want to lose hope.
>>32300096>tattoos>bathroom shot>low class dialect>not whiteSurprised 8% said yes
>>32300113You’re a secret pervert.
>>32300113I have seen some really horrible cocks on /r9k/ that you're lucky to not have seen.Basically think about what Sméagol would look like if he was a cock.
>>32300113skinny dicks are not nice to look at. I think being an e thot has fucked you up a little.
>>32300115Nigga that's a pedophile, the 8% who said yes are gold diggers with zero standards.
>>32300114All it took was a couple of retard anons to tell her short girls only go for tall guys and shes already considering jumping ship, theres all your hope gone
>>32300117yeah but I don’t look at men when perving out>>32300119>>32300122I don’t think I’ve looked at enough cocks then kek don’t trust my judgement .. im trying to be positive … #selflove #bodypositivity
What's for dinner anons?>curlydog style andouille sausage>onion brioche bun toasted in sesame oil>homemade chonky pickle relish>creamy honey chipotle mustard
Does anyone actually care about whether or not someone has their virginity?
>>32300114Sorry king, it's a femdom thing.He's a sub though so he's having a good time.I can't even say he won me over because I just like short guys regardless. But he is a very eccentric, silly, and uniquely shameless person, which will likely get me to marry him. Bee Yourself has unironically worked for us both. I'm 5'6".>>32300127Jumping ship? Jumping into bed with him forever you mean. Where did you even get that idea?
>>32300133with the insipidly tiny exception of wealthy over-educated west coast women - yeah everyone in the world.
>>32300132Coffee, and a vit C tablet.It's breakfast time.
>>32300133It's not so much virginity, so much as what it symbolizes, to me at least.I don't think I can ever be with someone who has had sex outside of relationships.
>>32300056I don't do that stuff. Like, masturbation in general.
>>32300142What kind of coffee? I had the best or 2nd best cup of my life this weekend; a single-source Guatemala from a local roaster.
>>32300101I don't believe you
>>32300149no idea, lol.I just buy the cheapest beans at the store and put them in my machine.
>>32299967I want to shoot my husband and then myself (or vice versa) like my favorite author, Alice Bradley Sheldon.My former crush is planning suicide someday and I asked if we could do this, he said no.
>>32300152where are you that it's breakfast time? tunguska?
>>32300133I don't and neither does a single person I know, both male and female, but I'm older than you chillren and when you get more mature you stop obsessing over nonsense
Could a 40 year old woman be attracted to a 23 year old man?I have a 40 year old friend who I think is hot who I want to spend more time with but I don't know how to attract her.
>>32300156If you live alone and seem very mature for your age she might fuck you
>>32300109Buy dildos and books featuring tall blonde guys.
>>32300106anon :3 is a dude so yeah I bet he is
For da ladies.If you went on a date with a guy and he ordered the chicken tenders and fries, what would you think?
>>32300109>Where is heAm I him?
>>32299872All men should be like Kronk
>>32299673Lol, redguard cope
>>32300157I do live alone and I am very mature for my ageHer fiance killed himself a few years ago and it's still affecting her so I don't want to push it,and I'm very happy being friends with her but I feel like there could be something more.And I don't just want to fuck. I'm looking for someone to share my life with
>>32299695Based
>>32299711What kind of guys are you sexting with?Is it possible he suspects you're doing it?
>>32300132That sounds really goodI'm just making Mac n cheese
>>32300159u wish I was a dude, gayass
>>32300160Wouldn't judge on the first date maybe he's worried about upsetting his stomach but if that's all he eats and it's difficult to cook for him I'm out.
>>32299867>>32299869>>32299871NTA, but that sounds like something I could write, and I'm genuine. Women are skilled at a lot of things...
>>32300166Hmm, what's the closest it's been so far?
>>32300133I'd only date another virgin
>>32299687He has low testosterone, it can be raised with exercise.
>>32300161How am I supposed to know the answer to that?
>>32300132lentils with protein pasta for my protein and carbs, tallow for my fat, dark chocolate powder, sweetened with crushed tomatoes jarred from my garden, garnished with pickled red onions because I'm a sucker for that, leftover coffee, 2 hard boiled eggs. I don't have to state sex
Does anal feel good for the woman?
>>32300128>yeah but I don’t look at men when perving outBased
>>32300171dorm living or do you have the means to bump it up a couple of notches?
>>32300183IDK, I guess you could describe him or maybe ask a question only he would know.
>>32300178Thanks for replying.I met her through my buddy, she was the bass player in his band.Last saturday I went to a restaurant with her and had a 2 hour conversation, then we walked around trails for another 1.5 hours.I didn't try anything and on the surface it was just two friends catching up and having a good time.I invited her to my friendsgiving because she has no family or friends nearby, and spends most holidays alone.
>>32300188I'm in a house but supplies are limited
>>32300185sounds great.
>>32300189Just offer up some information
>>32300196I'm short as heck, and have brown hair.
Women, can you please give me a prep talk where you encourage me not to watch porn?>t. Addict
>>32300192doesn't take much. you can make mac do a lot with a small quantity of green veggies like peas or green onions, a couple pinches of extra spice into the sauce (curry powder, paprika, whatever), and a little drizzle of something to top it off - buffalo sauce, maybe even just olive oil
>>32300186It feels great for trans women
>>32300197Nope
Who were the bad guys in James Cameron’s Avatar? It was the migrants.
>>32300191If you've had a few girlfriends and know what you're doing, subtly imply interest if she seems interested
>>32300197>I'm short as heck>thinking you're himMy fellow manlet, when will (You) learn?
>>32300148Why not?
>>32300209She's real, I swear
>>32300208I think I will subtly imply it, and if she doesn't reciprocate then be happy to be her friend.I don't know what I'm doing and I've never had a girlfriend.
I hate migrants
I GOT HIM, I GOT THE FUCKER.
>>32300221wtf is that?
>>32300013That's neat, desu. But I don't think I could ever take a dick pic and still take myself seriously.
>>32300218Okay abort mission
>>32300225'squito
>>32300227NeinThanks for helping me realize I already knew what I need to do. I'm not aborting. But I'm not gonna rush it either. Not gonna wait to pursue her until I get more experience with other chicks. She's in my life right now so I'm gonna slowly pursue her now.
>>32300226yeah I’d feel awkward taking a nude too LOL never taken any
>>32300013What if I don't want my face in the picture because I am scared of revenge porn?
Could a 42 year old man love a 26 year old woman? How do I attract a 42 year old man?
>>32300186Coin toss. Half of them love it half of them hate it. They’ve described it to me as an addictive kind of pain sort of like popping a zit. The ones into rough shit are much more likely to enjoy in my experience.
>>32300226I took a few the other day solely to show the big difference between my soft size and hard size. I do think it's a fun and intimate way to connect with a partner.
>>32299667MEither the pomegranate, top left, or top right.
My shitty poorfag apartment has terrible soundproofing, so I hear every single car that drives by every 2-10 seconds. It driving me nuts. What can I do?
>>32300245fuck you
State genderScale of 1-10, with 1 being almost never and 10 being near-constantly, how often are you overwhelmed by having too many options?
>>32300232You're going to feel really dumb when she takes your v-card and then breaks down into hysterical weeping
Where the MILFs and Cougars at?
>>32300250I'm serious though, we have the same issue.
>>32300249Cope.or headphones.
>>32300251M10
>>32300249Did you only just move in?
>>32300245Yeah for sure. The maturity gap is the hard part and balancing long term goals like kids gets pretty difficult. Fuck going out to party on weekends and becoming a new dad at 46.
uni first year here. seeing all my previous high school classmates / current college classmates having their linkedin filled with stuff is making me feel jealous and intimidated. i haven't really done anything worthwhile to put on my linkedin and its demoralizing seeing others my age (or started when we were younger) have their linkedins with a lot of connections and stuff put on there. just a little rant i had to try and make me feel better.
>>32300258I moved in back in August
>>32300245I'm not that old, but I've fallen for women in their 20s
>>32300251MMaybe a 2, I know what I like and I search for it.>>32300260Don't sweat this too much. The grass is always greener. You're just in your first year.
>>32300260You’re in school. Want to boost your LinkedIn join some clubs or apply for an internship.
>>32300251I hate open world games for this reason.
>>32300259I don't party on weekends, I've actually never partied.>>32300263What did they do to get your attention?
>>32300262Hasn't been terribly long. I live in a downtown apartment and at first it drove me fucking insane. All the traffic sounds, the train every so often, church bells, even the walk signals that made noise. Now I don't notice ANY of it.
>>32300269Then you’re much more suited to expanding your acceptable age range upwards.
>>32300265yeah, i obviously plan to, but im guessing it'll be a lot harder for me since im starting from basically 0 against others with connections, etc.>>32300264yeah true, just feeling sad over it for now
>>32300249>What can I do?throw money at the problem. I lived with noise pollution bullshit for a long time and finally snapped and tried a bunch of technical solutions. No single device will cut it, what you need is layered white noise that you can fine-tune to your preferences and pollution level. As a minimum you'll want the best pair of ANC full-size headphones you can afford, a decent box fan or table fan, and one or more white noise generators - I have one analog "dohm" device and one digital device with different ambient recordings like rainstorms/ocean/etc. If it's really bad you can also use a white noise app with your ANC headphones. You can blot out maybe 60-70db; if you have trains going by ten feet away you might be out of luck.
>>32300269They were very warm and optimistic, without seeming maudlin.
snake gud woman badsimple as
>mfw I’m older than 80% of my coworkers even though I look younger than all of them Being a handsome young man sure is based. Each time I hear people’s age and discover that they’re younger than me, I gush with pride. Tell me, /atoga/— what do you like about yourself?
>>32300274I was the same way. But I've known some real jerkoff losers with immaculate LinkedIns (spoiler - the reason they had so much shit was because they hopped around from this to that to another thing all the time), and some really accomplished people who don't even have one.
>>32300284Comanche executions for fur(?)fags
>>32300274Been there. Yeah it sucks. The only real option is to grind. The fact that you’re even aware of this puts you ahead of where I was at that age.
>>32300272>>32300279I think I will report instead to the Jannies retard.
>>32300271I've lived in bigger cities before; it actually bothered me less. This is a sweet spot where there's not enough to tune it out but there's enough for it to be ever present
>>32300294>>32300271>living IN the city and not the outskirtslol why do people always fall for this.
>>32300295Ew
>>32300278I can do warm and optimistic, but how should I open up a conversation with them?
>>32300295I am at the outskirts. That's why it's so loud. In the city is actually quite from my experience
Men, how do I get you to send me a dick pic in person without being accused of sexual harassment? I'm a degenerate fujo, I'll even encrypt our communication.
>>32300303In person??
>>32300303My dick will never be digitized.
>>32300303Send pussy first
>>32300307How do I send that without it being considered sexual harassment?>>32300305Yes, like talking in person, how do I get them to send me dick pictures?
>>32300308Why not just pull their dick out if it's in person
Women, do your boobs get cold? Like, the same way your hands or feet might get cold?
So I kinda cold stiffed a girl that liked me (used to laugh at all my stuff, etc) when we were hanging out recently though she mirrored me exactly and she was cold back because honestly I just felt like she was talking to me cause she had too (we know each other from a school club) and she can't really be bitch about anything because we are working on something till the end of the term. And I waited too long - I met her at the start of october and its november and I still haven't even asked for a number or anythingBut I ended with "oof sometimes I'm just stressed" and she immediately buckled and said stuff like "omg I'm so stressed and needed a pick me up too" and became very expressive , I genuinely cannot tell anymore if she likes me still and its worth it to make a move so late or just call it a lost cause and walk away...M & F welcome
>>32300311Don't want to get fired from my job.
Girls, if you could only give one advice to men (could be anything), what would you say?
Can you spot a fake from the real one?
>>32300308Sweetie, you're looking for /soc/
>>32300320Does the /soc/ atoga give better advice on this?
>>32300317I think soliciting dick pics is basically just as bad.
>>32300322Does that still exist
>>32300308Tell them you like looking at pretty dicks and then smile and refuse to break eye contact
>>32300323Which is exactly why I'm trying to figure out how to get them without trouble.>>32300326This might actually make the person laugh at me.
>>32300303Ask him on a date first, once you're "dating" it will be normal to ask or a dick pic and send a pussy pic and no longer sexual harassment.That is your moral option.The immoral option is to catfish him online pretending to be a different person.
>>32300319Didn't open this ugly, gay image you posted
>>32300303Just say "I'm one of those women who LIKES being sent dick pics"
Women, are you a good girl, or are you one of them bad girls?
>>32300329Not necessarily a bad thing. Throw an eyebrow raise in there. When it comes to flirting and a lot of shit like this a lot of people cloak it in a thin layer of humor so they can wave it off as a joke. Theyre going to bite or not.
>>32300329>Which is exactly why I'm trying to figure out how to get them without trouble.You don't. Drop it.
What is like to go to bars?
>>32300056No I don't even masterbate.
>>32300334i am a bad girl but i try very hard to do mostly good things even though i am crazy and evil
I hate women so much.
How do I stop feeling 15 years old?
>>32299667Male.The one in the middle.
>>32300303Do women really think any man will just send dick pics? Are you a porn addict?
>>32300341This but I hate men instead
>>32300315they generate a LOT of heat actually so it ends up with the skin getting really chilly while the center is still steamy hot which makes the part in the middle super sensitive and sore
>>32300338why?Religion, weird parents that fed wrong ideas of sexuality during childhood, or got caught early on and got made fun of
>>32300133No
Which type of asian women are the most toxic?
Thigh chomps for femanon
>>32300160Dump. Not doing that again.
>>32300345Even me?I'm literally the nicest guy in the world. :^l
>>32300355Yep
>>32300133It's important to me. I'm waiting for marriage.
>>32300357Damn...It's okay though, i still love u!
>>32300350Chinese. One child policy has driven insane levels of hoeflation combined with what is in many cases extremely backwards cultural beliefs, massive overcrowding providing large scale public anonymity, and an extremely authoritarian government that really doesn’t give a fuck what kind of bad shit people are doing so long as they aren’t openly questioning the government itself.
I just realized I bought a bottle of whiskey that I got mixed up.
>>32300359Gay
>>32300362I'd suck a dick, I'd fuck a dude too.
>>32300350Korean
>>32300352Why the hate?What if I ordered onions rings with fries instead.
So do you like more serious conversations or trolling or a little of everything?
>>32300368>onion ringsThen I hope Don't Stop Believing starts playing>>32300370I prefer more serious, but I can only have those with some anons
>>32300370I don't do serious conversation until I can my hands on their shoulders and force them to sit back down.
>>32300370i like to have serious conversations and also pretend to be sexy and confident sometimes
>>32300339>Bad girl who wants to be a good girl
Girls is it really important for you if he plays with your neck, maybe ear stuff too.
>>32300339What evils have you done?
>>32300377what is he wearing
>>32300378both are really sensitive so yeah that's good. neck is like. the most electric part of me other than my clit. it would be messed up to ignore it
>>32300376>sexy and confident sometimesThat's really hot, anon.
>>32300344I never watched porn, but I hear other women complain all the time about unsolicited dick pics
>>32300379do you want this to be a fun conversation or a sad conversation
>>32300381Uniform from a video game. idk, I had to post something that expresses nervous sexual tension
>>32300387I dunno, do the evils contain the murder of animals and or humans?
>>32300391you're asking sad conversation questions
Will a man refuse to have sex with me if I'm a virgin and he's not?
>>32300393make it sad then.
>>32300394FHell no
>>32300385i do this devilish trick where i say what i would think and feel if there was never any danger or possibilities of things going poorly and people think i'm awesome when i do that
>>32300383How should it be treated?
>>32299667MTop left looks prettiest. (Even though I think the pomegranate would give me more interesting powers.)>>32299725Eye contact and physical contact. A lot of it you can brush off as "accidental" but if he's interested in you (and not autistic) and you're doing it it's a green light. And if he's not into you (and not autistic) it can help him become into you.>>32300251Mtoo often for my liking>>32300337Generally unpleasant. They're too loud to hear anyone and there's nothing to do besides drink.They're too loud to hear anyone because if you're socializing you're not drinking as much.
>>32300394U_U yes, is over for you.
MenSometimes I hold my pee just to feel a little horny
>>32300237then don’t ! you could always be creative and wear a mask, or be fun with other body parts
>>32300398Thats very cute too anon. Let me put a star on your forehead.
>>32300404Why would that make you horny?But hot.Sometimes I do the same, but that's because I'm a gamer, and I love the feeling of opening the floodgates and that empty feeling after a massive piss.
>>32300408nta but i do it too. something something internal pressure.
>>32300404What if I am thirsty and there is no water around?
>>32300411the massive piss thing or the holding in piss to feel horny thing?
>>32300413holding it.
>>32300412Fuck off Bear Grylls
>>32300412reminded me of picrel
>>32300414I assume you're also a woman too then, human bodies are so weird, I hope they make body swap real in the future, I want to know what's like.
I think this atoga thread is becoming lewd and horny. Is that what you want anons?
>>32300395i'm indirectly responsible for one human death. please don't ask questions about it. i've not killed any animals just to kill them but i have dissected dead ones.
>>32300418the first thing I’d do with a male body is swing my dick around and probably jerk off
>>32300421Dang, got me curious, but okay.Tell me about the dead animals then, why did you dissect it?
A girl called me “bro” in a text. It’s over right?How over is it
>>32300426Start making gay jokes with them.
>>32300426It’s brover
>>32300415Who is that?>>32300417Umm anon, so what do you think?
>>32300404Please don't give yourself a bladder infection just for the sake of horny, anon!
>>32300420yes pls
>>32300394I dated a girl for 8 months who was a virgin and we never had PIV sex cause it was too big and did not fit inside and I didn't want to cause her pain and she seemed scared of it hurting.
>>32300199Stop beating your dick to whores, you loser.
>>32300429to each their own
My younger sister's bf just talked to my dad about marrying my sisterFeels like it's over for me (I'm a KHV male)
>>32300426You are safe, she is a zoomer they all talk like dudes. Congrats you now have a bro-girlfriend!!!
>>32300429>Who is that?A piss drinker
I want atoga gf.
>>32300425our meat is very compelling to me. i learned all about human biology. i watch surgery videos online. i wish i could safely cut open my skin and root around in my muscles and bones just to feel where it all is, i wish i could reach in and touch my intestines and squeeze them. i can't do this so when i see a dead animal it feels like a more healthy way to let that out of my system. i also bury them after so i think it is morally evened out.i'm sorry for not wanting to talk about it. i haven't even gotten through that with my therapist. it's hard.
>>32300316bump
>>32300426You're fine, women all have penis envy now and speak in undignified ways like its normal. Make sure to cheat on her when a more ladylike woman comes along though.
>>32300435I don't feel comfortable with anon eating my poop.
>>32300441Okay, not as bad as I thought, though still kind of grotesque, ever thought about becoming a mortician, or a medical examiner?
>>32300303Not going to happen unless we are sexting mutually
>>32300447oh I thought you were asking me about piss drinking LOLI don’t do either, I would never do either
>>32300441This sounds sweet.
>>32300436Where you there? How old is she?
>>32300399went back and forth in my mind on how to describe this best to the male mind, and i think in concept, anything that would feel good on your dick feels good on a neck. gentle fingertips tracing it, licking, sucking, kisses up and down, rubbing it all over your face, up to and usually ending with firm but controlled squeezing. just don't try to jack off her throat, kek.
>>32300448i've thought about it. i could be the morgue girl in cop shows. but in real life.
>>32300455you go girl.
>>32300441This is a lot less horrifying than you seem to worry it is. Many fine and ethical minds have shared such curiosity. Da Vinci did a ton of human and animal dissections for example. It'll scare the shit out of stupid people and normies but nobody with any ideas or perspective of their own would bat an eye.
>the urge to play sniper in shoot housethey need to add that back in.
>>32300450Yeah, I was asking that but then you posted that so I thought that. But if there was not water you wouldn't deny it right?
>>32300454> just don't try to jack off her throat*stops jacking gfs throat*Oh.
>>32300451>>32300455I wasn't being sarcastic by the way. You're just curious and you sound very respectful of the animals.
>>32300460>>32300464i told you, i try really hard to not do anything bad. i don't think it's a bad thing to do, or i wouldn't do it.
Femanons should create a Western about Indian Wars during the Civil War
>>32300437Zoomers call me baby daddy
>>32300465Well, from what you've revealed, you seem like a really nice girl, Anon.Should go easier on yourself.
>>32300465I don't think you sound evil.
>>32300465The fact that you make any qualitative introspective examination of your actions at all places you in extremely rare company.
>>32300454Yeah, that seems like what I would do except tracing her neck and squeezing! Would smelling her neck be weird?
>>32300473no, it tickles, but if you sandwich it between other kinds of touches you'll be golden. just don't make it last too long or she'll probably lay still and have time to go "...?"mix it in with kisses and nuzzles.
>>32300473also, get it wet, then blow on it. holy shit. goosebumps.
>made an AI of my ex gf>addicted to cooming talking to it
Reminder that much of the "relationships" people here talk about happen entirely on Discord.
>>32300478I don't even have that... :^(That's how unattractive I am, physically and mentally
>>32300234>yeah I’d feel awkward taking a nude too LOL never taken anyFemale nudes can be really classy looking though. Male nudes seem awkward to me almost by definition.Like "yep, that's me, hanging out. Just me and my hose chilling."
>>32300477This but I realized that even that shitty AI was better than she actually was. LOL
>>32300474Yeah you are right, I think machine gun kissing her neck allover would be fun but I would be laughing too.
>>32300478I also have SMS text message relationships and email pen pal relationships. :)
>>32300479You dont want a Discord relationship anon. It's not real, and you get a false imprint of what a relationship that fucks you in the long term
>>32300486>what a relationship that fucks you in the long termHow
>>32300476Sweat or Saliva?
>>32300437This would be nice if it were true >>32300446Idk about that one chief. Also I would never cheat on anyone.
>>32300469i've done bad things and i want to do more bad things. i just try not to most of the time. i just didn't mention them because anon went straight to murder.
>>32300260Same here, anon. I wish I could've at least been good looking and unaccomplished
>>32300490I'll be your accomplice <3
>>32300488lick-blow is the most efficient but either way. i just love getting goosebumps. it's like adding surround sound to your music, but sex.
>>32300315Not really. They're right over my heart.My hands and feet get cold well before them.
>>32300452NoI'm 30 and she's 26
>>32300316You have autism.
>>32300487A good 30% of a relationship is literally just gazing into each others eyes. Communication face to face is the real stuff from which the glue of a relationship is made from. You end up having the wrong idea of what a relationship is meant to "be", your expectations about it are all fucked, without the mediation of a screen you are lost.
>>32300489They say bro too much, haven't you seen their comments on YT videos, zoomers girls are like guys.
>>32300490What bad things have you done?give me an example?
>>32300347Sex is just better. No reason.
>>32300345Hot
>>32300499Oh no, god forbid you like someone for their thoughts and words instead
>>32300499:(
>>32300490And yet you still haven't committed murder. Perhaps this person who killed themselves had their own reasons for doing it. Good reasons.
>>32300368Traumatized by picky eaters. I'm not changing my lifestyle of variety to try and eat with you. If you want to eat chicken every single day then count me out.
>>32300493Very interesting stuff, never thought of it, sounds fun.
State genderFavorite Castlevania character?
>>32300394Yes! Please wait for a virgin like me.
>>32300334
>>32300514Castlevania has so many pretty blonde women <3
>>32300498yep I know, is the answer , "nobody can read anyones brain so stop asking" or do you actually have an answer. Spell it out for me chief.
>>32300517sneks are very clean and move efficiently, I don't get it
>>32300495It's all right anon women age terribly, she is making the right move now. She needs that time without kids in her marriage. It can be stressful to marry and be force to have kids because your time is running out. Be happy for your sister.
>>32300486>>32300487They'll also be fucking someone irl while you give them attention
>>32300524Boohoo
>>32300511Come on, I'm a variety eater too, but you have to admit, chicken tendies and fries are a tasty combo.
>>32300501So. Should I call her bro?She’s in a fishing class maybe this is the “tomboy gf” I’ve heard so much about
Women is your BF allowed unlimited starring at your breasts, can he compliment them, could he nickname them, could treat them as his favorite pets.
>>32300528If you're a cuck it isn't so bad
I’m trying to get an online work from home job. What options are there for me? Have any of you done this? How do I do it? I have a microphone and computer.
>>32300534I want to touch boobs so badly :(
fuck all I can get interested in me is "modern women" basically alt , promisc gym girls , etc , I haven't met any girl that is remotely wife tier because in my culture all those girls are basically hiding in the library or working. I'm so tired of not making a move and holding out for relationship material , and I'm autist tier social skills , if anything I need those promisc girls to loosen me up a little. But FUCK , I CAN'T because promiscuity is just an addict move. They're so hot too aaaaaaaaa
>>32300535Well...
>>32300520Yes. Just calmly ask her the questions you want answered.
>>32300485>I also have SMS text message relationshipsBased and polypilled?
>>32300536you have to be the luckiest boy in the world to get one of those
>>32300533Yeah, and joke about it too. I personally don't like them talking like men but I guess they are trying to be more relatable. Just think as her as a tomboy. Your dude bro with boobs who is still a woman after all.
>>32300545(sigh) that takes too much courage for a bitch like me damn
>>32300546Friendships, sorry. I only have friendships.
>>32300534you may stare, compliment, nickname, and treat like his favorite pets to my boobs up to N-1 the amount of times he does all of those things directly to me and kisses me on my face :)
>>32300538You're not a catch and cannot afford to buy a trophy wife so either severely lower your standards or shut up an jerk off until you die.
>>32300378Neck stuff is important. Ear stuff is optional, it tickles. >>32300404Babe I get it but that's bad for you>>32300534If he's not an ass about it around people or if I'm in the middle of something sure
>>32300549
The urge to see boobs.The urge to touch boobs.The urge to smell boobs.The urge to lick boobs.The urge to eat and swallow and digest boobs.Oops too far.
>>32300480>Just me and my hose chillingKEKI feel the same way like “Here are my boobs I guess.” Never felt natural to me, so I never really take pictures of myself that way. hell, I don’t take pictures of myself if not during a fun event
>>32300554the problem is I only got like 20 minutes of material , if a date lasts an hour , she'll know I'm a lemon and I still have to see her after that.
>>32300548lol we’ll see. She’s uhhh O3=3 if you know what I mean
>>32300555It's okay anon sometimes I think it would be nice to hug a man and just absorb into him like a male anglerfish
>>32300299That's difficult since I've always initiated.Is he a coworker?
>>32300555real shit. glad to have been born with a pair
>>32300555YOU DID NOT GO TOO FAR
>>32300554I want to fuck you :)
>>32300567HOLY THIRSTY
>>32300503this might sound like a very stupid girl type thing to say but it's hard to list things clearly when so much of it is wrapped up inside me and the subjective experience i have with reality. i do things with evil in my heart. most of the things i've done have no real consequences but the intention is there anyways and that's just as evil. but more the pointless evil i've acted out in a void is all the things i want to do that are awful and sick. and the things i already did but i don't want to talk about because i really just want to have a good time tonight. i kind of just want someone to say yes your'e such a bad girl grrr i'm gonna squeeze you. but i really am bad. but right now i'm just splashing around in it
>>32300551Fair, You will get everything you want and more.>>32300551Just privately, like what would be some annoying situations? I think cooking what else.
Moids, would you rather press a button that turns all women 5' (152cm) or shorter, or a button that turns all women 6' (183cm) or taller?
>>32300536You can probably get a job as tech support
>>32300555I want to snuggle up to some boobs on a rainy day, and get so comfy I'll wonder if I dozed off for a moment.
>>32300503like the saying "you're only a pacifist if you're dangerous. if not, you're just harmless."just because i don't have opportunities to take serious evil actions most of the time doesn't mean i'm not evil, i'm just contained.
>>32300573Tun all women 6 feet or taller.God I want that so badly.
How over is it
>>32300573Tall mommies please
>>32300560She's a Captain in the military?
>>32300578We all have dark thoughts and stuff, no idea what you're talking about but eh, as long as you're working on it.
>>32300581Every office would be a paradise of LEGGANo man could go through a day without popping a boner, working or not
>>32300580>105 questionsUhhhh I can't really compare results... You're probably fine
>>32300560Oopss that sounds dangerous.
>>32300552>You're not a catch and cannot afford to buy a trophy wife so either severely lower your standards or shut up an jerk off until you die.how do I make myself a catch then? And what does severely lowering my standards mean? You think I'm asking for blonde stacies or athletes or some top tier shit. Nah girl (or guy) , my requirements are just her liking me genuinely , easy to talk too / we understand each others communication style, and not a landwhale (or clearly gross levels of weight , she can be chubby I don't judge on that)
>no boy who works hard all day and comes home and eats the apple pie i made but i fucked up the crust and over-kneaded it but he still eats it up then we fall asleep on the couch with his head in my chest
>>32300580if you're a biofoid it is 47% overif you're not it is 10000% over
>>32300573Probably shorter because they'd be more attracted to me
>>32300580which test is this i wanna do it
>>32300573Turn all women 6 feet or taller.Women hate being tall, so they would go on a permanent Sex Strike and end the human race. And That's A Good Thing.
>>32300595NTAhttps://www.idrlabs.com/personality-complex/test.php
>>32300585i guess i should say i am CRAZY (evil) not EVIL (crazy) if that makes sense.
>>32300490Tfw no gf that cheated on some of her exes
>>32300591Why do you have to fuck up the apple pie?interesting... even in your fantasy, you chose to fuck up instead of having things be perfect.
>>32300598Nope, I play call of duty for fun, lmao.All of these mind stuff are too much for my pea brain, lmao.
>>32300600that part isn't a fantasy i made apple pie today and i fucked up the crust. i just want some dumb guy to come home and eat it and like it anyway and kiss me with vanilla ice cream on his lips and fall asleep on top of me.
>>323005735' or shorter. I'll be taller than all women, not just half of them.(...Though maybe it might be better to say 6' or taller so that the sex dimorphism gets reversed and suddenly short guys are the "in" thing?)
>>32300569>i kind of just want someone to say yes your'e such a bad girl grrr i'm gonna squeeze you. but i really am bad. but right now i'm just splashing around in itYour desires are so deviously wicked, you transgress so many boundaries in your fantasies, your wildest dreams cross borders that were never meant to be crossed.But I can't call you a bad girl because I know you really wouldn't do what you want to do without a partner's informed consent.
>>32300603Based baker, did it taste good?
>>32300573SIX FOOT WOMAN NOWW AAAAHHH
>>32300607apples did. crust tasted like a biscuit instead of a crust. too much butter. really tough too.
>>32300591I volunteer my life
>>32300591Cooking is an art, baking is a science. Accepting this will help you keep from fucking up in baking... and let you keep on fucking up in cooking, where the fuckups belong.
Is it all right to flirt with many people for fun if you are single? Or not if you think your crush might find out!?
>>32300609Nice, I think I just realized I've never had a proper apple pie before.Did you make the crust from scratch?
>>32300339I hope you understand that bad girls receive punishments.
>>32300613mhm. i just bought a super food processor that can help me make good dough
CRINGE CRINGEGOD MEN ARE SO CRINGEFUCK!When I see a guy talk like this, I just want to tie him down and whip him and fuck his ass raw with barbed dildos.>>32300614
>>32300573all tall women sounds cool
>>32300591Sounds based.
>>32300617Shove them down your throat and choke on them instead, cunt.
Women what would you do if you found out he has a rape fetish and he hide it from you for a few or more years.
Women what would you do if you found out that he voted in an informal 4chan survey for all women to become 6' or taller?
>>32300612I only crush on one woman at a time. If someone flirts with me when I have my eye on someone it almost makes me mad.Wow, that sounds way more neurotic and cringe after typing it out. I should probably work on that.
What would be hotter he calling you good girl or bad girl!!!!!!! Please anser soonnnnnn!!!!!!
>>32300617>When I see a guy talk like this, I just want to tie him down and whip him and fuck his ass raw with barbed dildos.Is this supposed to be a disincentive?
>>32300591Falling asleep in a woman's embrace is the ultimate dream. Sleeping with a woman will never live up to the joys of sleeping WITH a woman.
there is a real strange hornyposter in the thread tonight , brother just beat it to some porn and keep it moving
>>32299664 I have a female coworker and we have been friends for a while. This weekend we went out and had dinner, danced, talked, sang karaoke, laughed, etc. Saturday. Sunday she hit me up to drink a couple beers and talk. Seemed like this weekend we had a great time. Monday at work she seemed distant and dismissive of my attempts to talk to her. Today, Tuesday, she won't even look at me and only talks in closed ended answers. Her body language is suddenly cold and distant. ex. Turning away from meI have no idea what happened. I even asked her if something was wrong, and she said no. What happened?
STATE GENDERShould I apply for a job as a janny? I think I could help clean up this shitty website.
>>32300630No
>>32300628Horny posting is back.
>>32300629was she expecting you to escalate to sex or something?
>>32300613the core problem is that apples don't belong in pies. the textures and flavors of a good apple are incompatible with the textures and flavors of a good pie.
>>32300630>aislopper AND jannydie
>>32300628Good idea. Sorry, anon.
>>32300606just because i dont do things so far doesnt mean i dont want to or i wont. there's evilness inside me. i want to take people and hurt them and lock them up and test how much pain they can take and feel inside their meat and i want to make someone fall in love with me and then pull away and rip their heart out and watch them die inside. i want to plant seeds and grow a garden of pain and suffering.i don't want to want that and i don't do that but there is definitely evil in me. it's not just like ooohh i have a fetishh i want to do very bad things and i've been close to them before and i am working very hard on it and that is good but you can't say there isn't bad in me and i'm not bad especially because i want to be called bad right now and maybe i deserve that as a reward for being good
>>32300630Are you trans?
>>32300635Buffoon.
>>32300615nice, I got one of those mixer stands a while back, but then now it's collecting dust...
>>32300642he's not lying , pumpkin is the best
>>32300617>Please be Actuaranon or JH
>>32300644I don't care what the "best" is. The idea that "I personally don't like something therefore it shouldn't exist at all" is sheer buffoonery.
I hate this place because I can't post anonymous anymore. She knows everything about me.
>>32300291How about I report you to ICE
>>32300647Would you eat balut, it's kind of nasty, but when you think about it, it's just chicken, innit?
>>32300642
>>32300648Imagine telling the truth on the internet
>>32300640Do you have a personality disorder?
>>32300644I do believe yankees such as yourself are only capable of holding such an opinion on account of never having tasted a pie filled with the sweet potato.
>>32300621I'd be sad that he hid it instead of using me to satisfy his (our) fetish.
>>32300648vagueposting is lame, please stop
>>32300649Sorry anon, I going to give you some much needed vacations.
>>32300640I acknowledge that you have dark thoughts and dark desires, but do you have dark intentions as well? Is it ever your intent to carry out these plans? Do you ever have to restrain yourself to prevent yourself from acting on such intentions? I don't believe there is evil inside you when you don't intend to let any such evil out. There is pain inside you and the pain is looking for ways to express itself, but you are fundamentally a good person because your actual intentions for the world and your actual actions are good.
>>32300655who fills a pie with a complex carb like that? If you said cherry or pecan I could have been convinced.
>>32300657Anon, please stop.
>>323005735' because I enjoy throwing a woman around during sex
>>32300658Go back to india
>>32299667The pink one on top right
>>32300629Maybe she met someone else?Maybe she's already with someone and almost cheated with you?
>>32300661Please do make a point of sampling it for yourself. I assure you will not regret it.
>>32300661pecan pie, as much as my lizard brain wants it, is shitty corn syrup sloppa
>>32300597How over is it for me (M)?
>>32300656Blessed anon.
>>32300573Shorter, I guess.It's easier for the Full Nelson.
where my lemon merengue niggas at
>>32300666>666Nipponjin-san wa akuma
>>32300675I can't stand sour things, they always taste like shit.
>>32300675>merengueYuck!
>>32300656Aren't you assuming you'd be the target?
>>32300666Okay anon, see ya in a few days. Enjoy your trip to India.
>>32300632Why not?>>32300636DALL-E 3 is fun, anon. I'm sorry that you're so bad at drawing that you couldn't even make it as commissioner of badly drawn porn requests. Maybe you should learn how to pr00mpt instead.>>32300641No, which is why I think I'd be the perfect candidate.
>>32300573Turns all women tallerTaller means better hugs and cuddles
>>32300671Here's what that hypomaniac thing means
>>32300677>>32300678Both of you boutta get a key lime pie to the face
>>32300681Nta but how does make you feel that a lot of anons think you are trans?
>>32300634I have no idea. She is a very open and upfront person usually. I definitely felt like our relationship had taken a step up, but I don't know if she expected more. The conversation never turned sexual and was more about our values, our past, and our future. Seemed like there was mutual agreement/acceptance. We were already friends, so even if she didn't want a relationship I don't understand why such a sharp turn happened.
>>32300681Because it'll get boring fast.
>>32300580Femanons, which of these is the hottest?
>>32300685Key lime pie is delicious. Merengues aren't.
>>32300685those family of desserts are just shit, because it's just sweet and sour, but not the enjoyable kind like the chinese version, they are just unbearably sour.
>>32300654not diagnosed. i tick scattered boxes from A, C, and B, in that order.>>32300659it's hard to argue while being vague but i can't talk about this on atoga, ugh. i'm right!! okay! it's not fair to call me a good person just because i'm trying.
>>32300692Good Girl!Such a good girl, I'm proud of you for trying.
TAKE THIShttps://www.idrlabs.com/chud-normie-woke/test.phpPOST RESULTS AND STATE GENDER
>>32300668She is recently out of a relationship. from the way things ended (her getting beat) idk if she would get back with him.
>>32300695NO I'M NOT I'M NOT SHUT UP AAAAAAAAAAGGHH
>>32300679I fucking better be why would I want him to rape someone else?
>>32300404That's not a question
>>32300683But only super tall guys would get dates then :(
>>32300697I was already on itM
>>32300699Who's a good girl!YOU ARE!My sweet little princess.
>>32300597FI am mentally illI should be alone forever and beat myself up about it.
>>32300699>>32300705
>>32300701Femanon... What if he wants you to ravage him?
>>32300708then i fucking will
>>32300441>our meat is very compelling to me.Wife material
I hate wojak posters
>>32300687>Seemed like there was mutual agreement/acceptance.>We were already friends, so even if she didn't want a relationship I don't understand why such a sharp turn happened.YEEEEEP she wanted more for sure , and cheesed you didn't make a move.
>>32300708>>32300710i should have said NTA
>>32300703But I like tall womenShort women already want super tall guys anyways
>>32300580I wouldn't take anything on that site seriously. it thinks my genus is showinghttps://www.idrlabs.com/aptitude-iq/test.php>im about to fail my chem midterm
>>32300692>it's hard to argue while being vague but i can't talk about this on atoga,We don't need to argue. I am ignorant and I will never know what's inside your head. But just from what you post in this thread and other threads, I trust you and I think you're a safe person. You won't be a danger to yourself, you won't be a danger to your friends, you won't be a danger to your partner, you won't be a danger to your children. People will respect you, rely on you, depend on you, and be happy with you. You're doing well so far and I fully believe you're going to do even better.
>>32300708He doesn't and never will
>>32300699Cute.
>>32300680The leftist transvestite goons won’t do shit and you will never be whiteYou get no bitches, you’re a commie and you have to go back
>>32300715>Short women already want super tall guys anywaysSo do tall women, anon.
>>32300697F
>>32300722Exactly so what would be the difference
>>32300597Mi have low self esteem i guess
If my femanon has a BF now is it okay to fight for her? And brake them so she is all mine?
>tfw the people you like will never like youHow does one cope with these kind of feels. :^k
>>32300686Literally could not give a shit, because I'm not. The kind of things anons believe are so batshit insane that them thinking I'm trans is at least rooted in some type of rational pattern recognition instead of schizophrenia.>>32300688Who cares? It's not like I'll be getting paid to do it. I just want to ban retarded, low-quality threads that serve to do nothing but make boards worse.
>>32300719Why so certain?
>>32300728>brakeYes, hit the brakes. Stop.
>>32300680The disdain I have towards invaders is righteous and it is within my moral purview to be justified in scalping you
>>32300730get stoned and listen to Neil young while taking IQ and personality tests and maybe pickup snowboarding this winter
>>32300716have any of you taken the norway iq test ? https://test.mensa.no/home/test/en
>dad is constantly complaining he does everything around the house>I feel like a pile of shit >tries to do all the chores>dad doesn't let me. He literally shouts and gets in the way >Ask him why>He says I don't know how properly clean stuff>I clean stuff literally much better than him>watch him to do stuff and proceed to do them his way>"No, go do something else. Go study">Cycle repeatsI don't know what to do. Any tips on how to make him let me do stuff?
>>32300699Good girlies get edged :)
>>32300597Oh noAm I cooked?
>>32300732Oohhhhhhhh I think I know who you are now, yeah you aren't. :Ω
>>32300739Move out?
>>32300574How do I do that? Like I mean how do you apply and stuff? Is it just like any other type of job where you do an application and stuff?
>>32299667MPink looks tasty
>>32300732If you want to be a janny you have to triforce but you can’t do that because you are a flaming fucking ESL newfag
>>32300745Basically, yeah. You're just answering phones and telling people to turn their computers off and on again and clear browsing data.
>>32300733Cause he's a man and not some weird lil "dummy mommy" craving porn sick sissy
>>32300739if he's a deadbeat like mine , he does this whole charade to feel useful.You do it when he's not looking/almost done just to prove a point , he can't undo work that has been done. He just has to shut up and take it. Which probably would make him somewhat happier or more chill - if he senses you are only reluctantly doing chores cause he made you feel bad - he's trying to free you from his own parenting , arguably he's coddling you. DO IT PROACTIVELY ANON NOT AFTER HE BITCHES AT YOU.
>>32300718i wanted to dance with the devil in me tonight just a little bit. you're like a personal airbag that teleports in front of me before i intentionally bang my head against the wall because i'm frustrated
>>32300711stop posting this fucking image, you aren't quirky or unique, faggot.
>>32300741Are you single
>>32300560>She’s uhhh O3=3 if you know what I meanBro, wtf is wrong with you?
>>32300750*dommy mommy
>>32300640>i can be ur angle or devil embarrassing
>>32300755Yes
>>32300759Are you interested?
>>32300743You don't know who I am because I've never felt the need to avatar-fag on this board before. >>32300748I've been browsing this website since '09, as in back when /b/ was actually used for discussion rather than a place where zoomers talk about the chicks they've raped. That being said, I think I've only tried to triforce a few times before but even including that proper space formatting doesn't work anymore IIRC. Then again, it's been years since I cared to even try, so who knows.
>>32300713So how do I recover?
>>32300758i can't be either, you're not paying attention, and that is so far from the point right now
>>32300752Sometimes I post the right thing. Sometimes I post the wrong thing. None of us know how a string of posts will turn out until it's all over. I'm just trying to do my best. We all are. Good luck dancing... safely.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QDKLglEP5Y
>>32300760Which one are you?Also I'm a dude
>>32300764sorry i wasn't trying to make you feel bad
>>32300750At least you didn't say men can't be raped
>>32300765Ope
>>32300738Idk which one it was, but I have taken a Mensa test on their website. I got bored or something after 24/35 questions. Submitted it as is they said I was 107. So if someone asks I say 107. I do not wish to be burdened by the knowledge of my real actual IQ
>>32300751Thanks anon
>>32300754I will die before you can hurt me in a way that matters
>>32300767Hi ohioanon
>>32300761Of course you don't but I kind of recognize your style maybe in the way you express yourself.
>>32300773NTA
>>32300749What if I don’t really know much about computers?
aight, presents to get my girl for christmas?6 months in not getting anything too serious, I know she like horoscopes and spiritual stuff, was thinking a birthstone necklace. but dunno if that's a bit too childish.
WomenWhy won't you date me?
>>32300766It's okay to tell me if you don't like what I'm posting. I make mistakes all the time. I don't feel bad tonight though. I'm in a good mood. I'm sorry if you're having a bad night and if I (You)ed you for the wrong mood, but I hope you have a better tomorrow.
If a guy is into both being dominate and soft/moderately submissive should he disclose that or should he just be dominate unless she brings it up?
>>32300777>streamer gf>no mugs on the deskUnrealistic
>>32299872This is extremely gay, effeminate and pathetic. I feel embarrassment for you.
>>32300750It's less of a sub thing, and more the thought of a woman being so horny she literally can't control herself
>>32300762only way is to be proactive "hey do you wanna join me for this other thing, like on a date?"
>>32300777Does that anime girl have a name is she from somewhere?
>>32300769Are you a biological woman?If you are then I'm interested but as you can see I'm also pretty avoidant
>>3230074121st century schizoid man
>>32300789No I'm a burly and hairy man, sorry to say
>>32300777Dick in a box
Post:>gender>relationship with father
>>32300781The latter unfortunately
>>32300785Fair distinction. Guess I'm just used to being dominated even when I aggressively initiate
>>32300793MLast saw him when I was 4, wasn't interested in ever seeing him again
>>32300777Clone-a-Willy
>>32300777Get her a case of her favorite monster energy
>>32300788you for real?was fotm like last year.
>>32300793f, abusive, no contact
>>32300738I got bored, so stopped at like 30 something and just clicked finish.:^k
>>32300793MN/A since 8
>>32300795That's fun too. I like being provoked.
>>32300716>>32300738Too long
is anyone here a wounded extrovert? I actually think I really like new people , but I had a stutter growing up as a boy and teasing/some social exclusion combined with strict parents made me become a shut in that would eventually one day browse 4chan. I think back and I think I would have been really happy if I developed my social skills instead of becoming a stem nerd - but now I feel so deep into this path , I have no idea how to recover or am I deluding myself to make up for the lack of people in my life.
>>32300793MHe's been dead for a long time :(
>>32300802>>32300800>>32300796Im sensing a theme here....
>>32300793M20still live with my parents, hang out with him all the time. help him out at work when I'm not at school or working. he's a mechanic, his own business basically. i help pick up parts, hold the flashlight, etc.
What is peanut the squirrel
>>32300811George Floyd of rodents
>>32300811Well, a squirrel, obviously.
>>32300801>>32300804im gonna take it after I do the personality one from earlier , I would in fact like to confirm if I am retarded. I never understand the fear of not knowing the general ballpark of where one is. It would have saved me like a decade of shit life choices if I simply stayed in my lane early on.
>>32300793MDied in 2011 from mixing painkillers and alcohol miss him when he was sober but don't miss drunk him
>>32300797I wish I could give one of these to a femanon
>>32300793F. Was pretty much no-contact with him from 13-mid 20s due to my narc mother making him out to be a villain. Recently reconnected and have been close since.
>>32300811Some dudes pet squirrel, fella owned an animal rescue and got raided killing his squirrel and raccoon
>>32300793MaleWe weren't close when he was alive. He wanted me to be his best friend since I was 10 but also never listened to a word I said or took interest in stuff I liked. He was a software engineer that hated his job, I was a kid that wanted to learn to program, and he didn't even want me to use a computer. He had no empathy for other people either, one of his friends was in some kind of crisis and became a hermit and he just kind of didn't care and wrote them off. But also complained about having no friends.He passed a couple years back. Most people that came to his funeral were his wife's friends
>>32300770Strangely based
>>32300819wdym, you dont have their ip and associated address?
>>32300777look up whimsygoth on Pinterest to get ideas!!!
>>32300816If you are told as a young lad that you are smart and gifted and expected to be successful, the fall to barely graduating and not knowing what to do with your life is hard. If you take a test and it comes out as “genius” then it just confirms that you were a failure If it comes out average or retarded then it’s not your fault you failed, you just weren’t that guy pal.However it would also mean your social awkwardness or anxiety was totally your fault and not a function of your high functioning being incompatible with normies. Something like that maybe.
>>32300827Is that you??
>>32300801and the other one from ages ago.
>>32300829is what me
I'm convinced that there's a decent chunk of OnlyFans accounts that are just money laundering schemes.State GenderThoughts?
>>32300831Are you whimsygoth
>>32300761I wouldn’t trust you in any position of authority, not even reddit moderator. You talk like a fag and have a massive chip on your shoulder
>>32300805I relate a lot to that. I was very friendly and chatty and social up until highschool. Sometimes I can still be very extroverted, mostly if it's with someone I'm unlikely to see again or often.
>>32300738I've only done the other one and I'm content with being a midwit.
I want to marry anon :3 !
>>32300837I have dibs, sorry
>>32300835saaaame , its like I can be myself as they are leaving cause the actual "myself" that people assume is who I am is really somewhat masked and the going away personality is the true carefree nature I wished I had all the time.
>>32300833I think that's a style, not a person
>>32300793MHaven't seen him since I was 12
>>32300836whats this other one that people are grabbing , whats the link?
>>32300800Are you a good fuck?
>>32300846yes.
>>32300836literally everyone here is a midwit and i fucking resent all of you
>>32300845I don't remember, maybe another anon can help out
>>32300845https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/FSIQ/1.php
>>32300850Do your daddy issues empower your pussy or do you think you'd be a good fuck regardless?
>>32300827shes not goth sadly, she just likes the spiritual aspect like taros and horoscopes.
>>32300855who knows.
>>32300851Burdened with the curse of knowledge, that's gotta suck bro.
>>32300851Fuck you, I'm 150
>>32300851I mean, yeah.I'm fat and balding, what did you expect.
>>32300793MHe died when I was 3
Why do men have their penises darker than the rest of their skin?
Lotta dead and absent fathers here... It probably means nothing. After all, correlation does not equal causation.
>>32300862I don't know. I'm pale but my dick is red and brown.
>>32300862I dunno.Scrunched up skin have a darker pigmentation than stretched out skin or something.
>>32300862Perineum sunning
>>32300862blood
>>32300851When I pretend to be a midwit I have more fun. Try doing that
>>32300869>pretendmidwit, lol
>>32300870Unnecessarily rude, Anon. Unnecessarily rude.
To all the anons who repeatedly told me tinder is no good for dating - you were wrong. It took a long time and a lot of bullshit but I finally got a boyfriend from tinder and he's the sweetest person in the world. Keep trying, don't give up.
>>32300875Woman found a man.oh look, it's Tuesday, what a coincidence, lol.Congrats, BITCH!
>>32300878ooo boy , ill admit I speedran the last 20 questions a little. IQ test time
>>32300878im watching u
>>32300875I give it 3 months
>>32300883Who dumps who?
>>32300884It will be "mutual"
>>32300882it said I was a mix of dependent and avoidant
>>32300862I wouldn't know, my penis is so embarrassing that I try not to look at it.
>>32300851>IQ pseud
>>32300888what is embarrassing about it?
>>32300799Sorry barely keep with new stuff.
>>32300862Combination of two things. One, melanin is just more abundant in genitals. Two, the skin being scrunched up makes the pigment more defined.
>>32300891It's attached to the rest of me.
>>32300896are you fat?
>>32300892ah well its a gamehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1451940/NEEDY_STREAMER_OVERLOAD/
>>32300897and balding
>>32300897I wish.
how come nobody told me about /e/ that shits wayy better than /jp/
>>32300901why do you wish?
>>32300904Because if I were fat then I would have a good excuse to be an embarrassment, but I'm not so I have no excuse.
>>32300862circumcision
>>32300907If you're not fat then you're fine. There's nothing wrong with your penis or body.
Comfirmed recently that I didn't love 3 girls but actually 2 like I always suspected my original crush and my second crush! What should I do?! I am going crazy.
>>32300870Thank you I try
fat bros...why do they hate us so much...
>>32300909You're very kind to say that. Take care of yourself and have a good life. Best of luck to you.
>>32300914Hair status?
>>32300898Thank you very much for the info.
>>32300919Do you even have to ask? :^k
>>32300916bro why do you sound like you're about to go hang yourself
>>32300862because it's meant to stretch
>>32300907I heard you’ve got a fat cock. Impressive. Very nice.
Is it wrong two want to women and to marry both and be happy forever, I am not crazy, okay this could work.
>>32300922A fate worse than death is in store for me. Tomorrow I have to wake up and go to work again.
>>32300927I'll be thinking of you and your nice penis working hard tomorrow.
>>32300925You are crazy, speaking from experience it is incredibly stressful
>>32300929You're quite mistaken about me. I'm afraid that I'll be... hardly working.
>>32300932Where do you work?
>>32300738Oh no, I'm stupid
>>32300934that's normal.
>>32300934Life becomes much easier once you accept that
>>32300938The true horror comes when one realizes that they're smarter than 50% of the population.
>>32300925>anon posted pic i harvested from pinterest and posted here earlierthis stimulates the cavelady forager and berry picker in the ancient room in my soul
It’s my birthday tomorrowWomen, you don’t have to get me anything
I have a good host of chronic medical issues and somehow have an extremely loving beautiful and amazing girlfriend that's actually in the process of moving in with me and I don't know what I did to deserve such an amazing person to come into my life. I love her dearly and she is showing me a level of love I've never experienced before in my life, even before disability. I feel like I don't deserve her but she reassures me consistently and I have 0 doubts the level of affection we both have for eachother.For Christmas, I want to do something as special as I can possibly do. My issue is financial. Currently, I'm only on SSDI but am potentially getting hired to be a fed for [agency] via Schedule A. Both genders. What are gift ideas that won't break my minimal bank? I won't go into every one of her interests but she does love vidya and has 2 black labs she adores.
>>32300945i will give you one (1) effortpost on any subject. ask any question and i'll try my best to answer it thoroughly (i would appreciate avoiding asking some shitpost question like "how does quantum physics work" that i might have to google and research even if it would be really funny)
>>32300945happy birthday anon. this frog is for you. no one else is allowed to save it.
>>32300948>no one else is allowed to save it.nta but i REALLY want to
>>32300949its for anon. please don't
>>32300952i said that i want to, not that i will save it. i'm respecting both you and anon
>>32300954thank you
>>32300934you fools do not know the meaning of true stupidity
think about those eight zero zero eight one three fives
>>32300956Damn bro, age?
>>32300956lowkey though does this mean stem careers are off limits? I always enjoyed math and thought if I worked hard enough , I could make it through a bachelors. Should I just people maxx when its this low? Be the good looking idiot?
>>32300934This is peak midwit>>32300956Normie NPC
>>32300947There are 10 people being sentenced to jail: 1 is innocent and 9 are certainly guilty. As a juror, given the choice, would you rather sentence them all to jail or release them all?>>32300948Thank you
>>32300945Habby birthday baby!
>>32300962No, lolthe whole point of established academics is that anybody can do it.You just won't be pushing the boundaries of science.
FemanonsToday i killed 3 men.You like a bad boy dont you...
>>3230095928 , im the anon that fucked up making shit life decisions by trying to be smarter than I am and toughing out a stem major when clearly I am probably not cut out for it. I shoulda fucking been a partyer socialite or something (I have the looks for it) but instead I went the nerd route for what? for this?
I never understood my mothers affection for luxury goods but now I am getting older and. I want that $500 cashmere scarf
>>32300970Sad.
>>32300969oh no hes retarded
When i was young i had iq test and suppsoedly measured at 113, and it thought im a hot shit, but then i had years of drug and alcohol abuse and my real iq rn is probably in like 85
>>32300971Why
>>32300963>Normie NPChow to make my peace with this?
>>32300975No.
>>32300974Its better this way, believe it.
>>32300973genuinely bro and throw diagnosed adhd in there too
>>32300976Women will love you as long as you're not fat.
>>32300970>>32300971I found one for $80 Nice
>>32300967That's nothing. I just got out of San Quentin the other day for selling illicit substances to elementary schoolers.
>>32300982Did you hate every inch of San Quentin?
>>32300983It was terrible. Only the thoughts of various femanons kept me going.
>>32300964my mind immediately jumps to the cascading consequences of either decision, and the possibilities of rectifying either decision within a short timespan. such as, jailing them all, then overturning the case of the innocent one quickly; unfair that he is jailed for that time, but better than nine criminals going free, i think. but that's against the nature of the question, so i will assume any jailed will be jailed without appeal. similarly, nine criminals going free will probably commit more crimes, be caught again, have further chances of being jailed, since they were dumb enough to get caught this time; again, against the nature of the question, so i'll assume any freed will never be arrested again. lastly, i wonder about the crimes of the accused, the length of the sentences, i come up with exceptions, i handwave them; i'll assume all involved are accused of a crime worth being jailed for life. i would jail all ten. the one man being jailed too is horrible, but nine free agents of evil can cause so much more pain in the world at large; kill, torture, give others lives as bad or worse than the man i'd be jailing unjustly, and in the parameters i set to emphasize the moral dilemma, these nine men absolutely WOULD do that. suffering injustice is hellish, especially because we often feel there's no good reason, no purpose for it; in this case, it would have purpose. if i was informed all of my suffering prevented ten times as much suffering laid on others, i'd feel much less bitter about things.
>>32300980the thing is though , I've always thought I was "smart" cause I got decent grades in school so I became a hermit working on his writing or like I was secret gifted kid or some shit and I had piles and piles of random schematics for inventions thinking I was "that guy" so I never built my social prowess and am a dud with women I'm quadruple fucked on so many levels.
>>32300990Eh, none of that sounds like it really matters.just talk to women.
What should you talk about on a first dateI want to ask for a kink list, her income and body count but i know i shouldn't
>>32300992Ask her invasive questions.
>>32300989>he>mango fuck yourself. all evil is female.
>>32300991OKFuck I was supposed to get my family outta poverty and everything , shit.
>>32300989Thank you anon, you are now free from jury duty foreverLook up Blackstone’s ratio if you are interested >>32300965Thanks mom
>>32300990Bro got inventions
>>32300992If you ask me those, I'm going to assume you don't want a second date anyway.
>>32300992>kink list>body countWhat
>>32300999doesn't mean shit now , I feel like being a stand up comedian is the only home for idiots these days
>>32300998>Look up Blackstone’s ratio if you are interestednta but wow this is actually really interesting
When im out and about girls will look at my face, hold eye contact for about 3 seconds and then look away with blank expressionSome brave ones, or the ones that get paid to do so, smile.What do you think in your funny head when you see a fat and ugly anon?
I love medium shirt anon and watching shows and playing games with her.
>>32301004find Hobbes
>>32301007I love you too babe. <3
>>32300934is it + or - that im drunk
>>32301009explain
>>32301005This applies to all people"Fuck I made eye contact"
>>32300989Interestingly a lot of people (minus Blackstone and myself) share your sentiment and it’s fun to see the debate between protecting innocence and punishing guilt
State gender and age How much clothing do you own? How many new pieces do you buy a year?
>>32300970Its nice to have higher quality stuffsDoesnt need to be completely overpriced, but oftentimes paying extra can last you longer.I bought a barbell from USA that in total with shipping costs was like double of what i could payBut im happy with the purchase, and its gonna last forever
>>32301003or become a priest and help the needy , about all im good for
>>32301011do i lose point cause i cant link right
>>32301020M25I literally own 20 black t shirts and just wear a black t shirt every single day with black sweatpants
>>32301021is this a rogue barbell?
10 suspects, 1 innocent 9 guilty?Jail 9 of them at random, release one.This way i have 10% chance I get correct one.If i jail all its 100% chance the innocent one gets jailed
>>32301027Jail allBetter an innocent man be punished than the guilty go free
>>32301026Kabuki Duffalo Bar in electrolyzed nickel finish(Bottom)
>>32300862A lot of BBCs are the same color as the stud
>>32301030Oh shiiiit brothers getting the fancy fancy
>>32300880Lmao the bitterness>NTA btw
>>32301020F30sI don't know a lot. I still have stuff from 12 years ago, older for shoes. I mostly get new stuff when I go shopping with my mom and she pays I don't have my own budget for it. We go shopping a few times a year I guess I end up with 10-20 new (to me at least) things per year but I'm also getting rid of 5-10.
>>32301036I love it
>>32301019letting an evil person go free guarantees an uncapped amount of suffering. jailing one innocent man creates a finite amount instead. it's not about punishing guilt. jail doesn't do anything to extract suffering from the guilty. it's not a punishment, it's isolation. people who pretend jail is rehabilitation are stupid. it's just removing people from the wider world for awhile, or forever, and incentive to not do bad things.we should just kill evil people, but society is polite now and people don't like death.
Femanons, do you live a frugal life?
>>32301020M28Umm probably about 40-50 shirts and 20 or so pairs of pants, 10-15 sweaters, 5 sweatshirts, 30 pairs of socks, 20-25 undershirts, and 15 or so undergarments. Plus coats and winter gear. And between 5 and 10 footwear.Most of them don't fit well though, I've had them a lot. And some have holes.I normally don't buy that many, but I recently discovered that Walmart has clothes that actually fit me, and they're way cheaper than anywhere else and good quality too, so about a quarter of those clothes are this year.
>>32301046Yes in my wallet but not in my heart
>>32300774Oh my, how flattering! Actually, now that you mention it, I guess I do have some mannerisms that end up bleeding through my posts. >>32300834You probably don't trust anyone in any case, but I won't argue with you, anon. Just know that if you're the kind of anon who posts the retarded LARP threads on this board that you are what I consider to be a cretin who should lose access to 4chan permanently so you can see how other communities respond to the whims of a cretin like yourself.
>tag a girl on threads under pic of girl having "fangs" teeth>She posts a CLIP of herself pulling mouth open and showing own teeth >Looks sexy as FUCKWhat did she mean by this Ngl the juicy lips of her looked mad sexy
>>32299711>I'm also guily of sexting with strangers and the consensus seems to be that i have a hot body and cute faceI love cheating sluts so much it's unreal
>>32301053cuckold?
Women, how can moids support the 4b movement?
>>32301052Pic rel
>>32301058Slut shaming
>>32301058It looks like they are doing just fineProceed to not interact with women
>>32301057I just think they're hot. I wouldn't actually date one knowingly
>mfw I'm batshit insaneGreat, time to do a ton of obsessive research about HPD.
I hope every single foid ends up with PCOS and endometriosis
>>32301059>Soft DSLsHnnnnngg
>>32301058Be empathetic
>>32301064at least you aren't a low iq npc
>>32301067I know rightThose are like almost black girl lips on a white girl
>>32301058I really don't know how you could support us ignoring men. Maybe don't be pieces of shit?
>>32301058>wants to support the 4b movement>when he could instead be supporting the 2b movement Come join us, brother.
>>32301020Male 29Maybe 3 polo shirts, 2 casual shirts, 2 work uniform shirts, and like 3 pairs of pants. I bought a pair of pants this year, before that I think it was 2 years since I bought my casual shirts
>>32301077>Maybe don't be pieces of shit?It's been thousands of years... I'm not optimistic.
>>32301064You're literally the inverse of me >>32300741
>>32301058I don't think that's necessary?
>>32301077>Maybe don't be pieces of shit?Women say this but then inclusively want asshole men and then wonder why guys are getting more and more mean to women
>>32301077Maybe I could ask female friends if they've heard of the movement?
if you guys stopped being chronically online using secret internet lingo maybe you wouldnt be so alone
>>32301084Could it be helpful?
>>32301075She looks latinx imo
>if you dont support my exact views youre a PIECE OF SHIT>everything in life has to be about POLITICS POLITICS POLITICS>who did you vote for??? tell me so i can GET MAD about it>[candidate] is HITLER and [candidate no. 2] will SAVE AMERICATo hell with this garbage
I often see this girl and i think shes giving kind of a slut vibe, and generally speaking thats not my type, but i think she does something funny to my ppYou think its a succubuss trying to take my lifeforce
>>32301042It’s a very nuanced debate because you are rightIt’s a matter of defining what law really is: the protection of the innocent or the punishment of the guiltyThe primary purpose of law is to protect the innocent, and secondarily to punish the guiltySorry if this got kind of milquetoast and thanks for the birthday effortpost
WomenHow do I get through the day today
Can someone explain to me in detail how to kiss?How common is it to use tongue and how deep should the tongue go?
>>32301094yeah you're welcome! also, you're wrong! both arguments are about protecting the innocent. the decision is really about whether it's better to commit injustice to prevent greater injustice. are you willing to get your hands dirty for the best possible outcome. can (You) live with guilt.
Women are pretty niceBut they arent nice to meIf you know what i mean:/
>>32301087I'd rather be single 2bh. Most incels feel their lives are meaningless without a partner, while I'm still able to find fulfilment in work and hobbies. I'm not going to take someone's reason to live.
I love women!
Its pretty cool to be single and having zero responsibility towards othersBut at the same time it would be cool to cuddle with a soft gf with big booty...
>>32301102Men have been very not nice to me, so stay away.
*SMOOCH*I think you're all special and have value, no matter what!
I hate women!
Femanons, would you marry a guy who regularly gets exposed to asbestos that is just below the danger threshold?
>>32301062I have female friends and family members though? Isn't 4b "no dating, sex, marriage, or pregnancy?"
>>32300793MMom divorced my dad when I was about 3 years old (after she gave birth to my sister) because he was a dysfunctional alcoholic, and I barely saw him growing up because he moved to the other side of the country. He would call me and talk to me on the phone all the time, though. I loved talking to him on the phone. He was smart and was fun to talk to because he'd tell me things no one else would and didn't treat my interests with utter disdain the way my mom would. He died of pancreatitis due to his alcoholism back in 2013, and I've missed him dearly.He wasn't much of a father (or a respectable man, for that matter), but I loved him and respected him deeply in spite of everything. Wish I had gotten to know him better.
>>32301113That would be exactly rightAnd it seems that in korea the movement is doing really well!
>>32301108Oh dont worry i never intended to get closer
>>32301100It’s a simple matter of prioritization between punishing the guilty and protecting the innocent from injusticeTo commit injustice or to not commit justice at allThe former is never the business of the law and is always worse than the latter
>>32301119Hence the 10:1 ratio we recall from Blackstone Not only is the latter always worse, it is worse even when a ratio of 10:1 is applied
id rather a woman hate me and be mad at me to the point of murdering me than be afraid of me
>>32301119it's not and never is about punishing the guilty. not in my evaluation of the issue. it's completely irrelevant. i couldn't care less if they go to a hellish prison where they're raped anally or a luxury resort as long as they can no longer interact with the outside world or the innocent people therein. them being removed from society protects the innocent at the cost of one innocent. this is identical to the trolley problem in my eyes; sacrifice one for the many.
Men post a screenshot of your YouTube homepageWomen can do it too I guess
>>32301108>Men have been very not nice to me, so stay away.Can I take you in as a rescue gf?
>>32301064You can’t self diagnose. Seek psychological evaluation
>>32301126But injustice against the innocent carried out by law? That would set precedent.The unpunished guilty? Not so much.
>>32301132the question was not "would you like to set this precedent into law". the question was "what would you as an individual prefer to do in this one situation".
>>32301128No because i have jakkify addon and i would have to get my naked ass from the bed and turn the puter on
What does this MEAN!
>>32300967Game name
>>32301136You would break the very spirit of the law! You and every other trolley-problemer! The West was founded on the very principles behind Blackstone’s ratio!
>>32301129No man rescues women anymore.I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.
>>32301128lots of vtubers lately.
>>32301142if the spirit of the law is important to the question you have to say that up front, buddy. you told me about nine sons of bitches and one unlucky fuck. that was all that was on the board.
>>32301141MapleStory(Maplelegends private server to be specific, dont bother with official)
>>32301128MIts okay
>>32301147Thank§ boss. =}
>>32300833nah it’s not how I dress, I just wear whatever color looks nice on me on that day
>>32301128
>>32301128whatever fbi
I maybe obsessed with her and she doesn't even know how much I want her.
>>32301146>>32301146That’s all that needs to be on board for the dilemmaI would empty an entire prison to free one innocent man
>>32301144>No man rescues women anymore.It's a tragedy.>I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.Hyper independence is a trauma response, I hope you have a good day too.
>>32300837>>32300839u guys need to fight to the death then. sorry I don’t make the rulesme and my bf will watch on a high balcony>>32300856it’s just for inspiration! it’s a lot of stars and cute moons and stuff, thought it would suit well :p
>>32301157i'd kill you to stop you from doing that.
>>32301146And you mistakenly think they were softer on crime back then when they actually fucking killed the really bad onesI still agree with Blackchad
>>32301151If you gonna play let me know!!!You can see my ign in the screenshot
>>32301140it means youre not as avoidant or depressive as me congratsi think if oyuo get the same score over all of them it probably means youre normalyous lookin normalish there
>>32301160Why not use that energy on killing the now-loosened criminally insane?
>>32301164too many. they'd kill more than one person before i could get them all, *if* i even could.
What's something you feel very strongly about? Are you willing to sacrifice for it?
>>32301128It's all try on hauls and asmr>t. Coomer
>>32301163Guess my fat and baldness isn't enough to push me into true mental territory.
>>32301159>>32300839You heard her lets do this
>>32301163oh yeah, which one is yours?
>>32301168My catsNo, I'd kill for them
>>32301168nah nothing. i am uninvested in life or reality
>>32301168I think I'm willing to kill a person in cold blood if they ever threaten someone I love.
This is fun, you should read it.https://mangadex.org/title/5b44caa8-b122-4c52-bcd7-1c8b63ba3263
>>32301171
Read this instead:>Kill yourself my man
>>32301182Wow, rude.
>>32301178No, people should read this instead.https://mangadex.org/title/cedc7401-8c70-4057-b14a-4ecbbcd73945/otoyomegatari
>>32301166Did you know that in the case of a land invasion on domestic soil there is a war time measure in place wherein all convicts literally get gassed
>>32301168Punishing evilYeah, I'd gladly lay down my life to purge evil fuckers
>>32301185I don't like NTR bait, sorry.
Should I forget about her if she has openly told me she ignores me willingly. I CAN'T THIS ANYMORE!!!!
>>32301158>>32301158>Hyper independence is a trauma responseYes, it's the only response I have left.If I even respond at all.
Saw multiple sexually attractive and fertile females todayThis activated my neurons and trigerred certain hormonal reactions in my body, which in turn left me in state of arousal that doesnt seem to pass on its own.I will now commit the process of releasing said sexual pressure.Standby
>>32301171>>32301180wow !!! very close fight !! to the death …
>>32301188wat
>>32301187You’d make a good bounty hunter back in the day when people would have congratulated you and paid you sums
>>32301168This is not happening.
>>32301178
>>32301192are you a robot getting a boner for the first time
>>32301169Well, dont be shy. Share it.
as a homeless college student what are my odds of getting a grill
>>32301186And they keep telling us the Russians are the bad guys
>>32301159Is he still barely talking to you and never complimenting you?
>>3230120199% you have acess to the market just ask them all until one says yes.
>>32301198Yes to the robot questionNo to the "first time" part
>>32301180Holy shit does Kamen Rider kill? He bloodied the fuck out of him, I thought his brain was gonna leak onto the pavement for a second there.
>>32301201If you're not fat and balding, about 70%
>>32301201Its just a matter of getting one of them to say yes, if you keep asking you'll get one
Would it be all right if I asked a girl on black friday at the store?
>>32301203talked about my feelings on Monday, hopefully he understood what I said through tears kekchange is only noticed with time, after all>>32301206kek
>>32301207Wtf I hate power rangers now
>>32301207Yeah are you kidding? Monsters deserve to die, especially that one
>>32301202Russians are LITERALLY using prisoners as conscripts in ukraine anonThat rapist with mongol face?Yes hes now raping and murdering in ukraine amd when he comes back to russia he will get paid for it
>>32301211What did he say? Was it just "oh, i'm sorry"?
>>32301214What did that one do? And is he like a monster monster or is he like kamen rider where hes a dude in a suit?
>>32301212Yeah this shit is kinda cool actually
>>32301220He's a Grongi, Grongi have 'games' where they kill in certain ways to get points, iirc that one was painfully killing off everybody in a school class to the point that some of them committed suicide, and it was stalking one of them in that scene before Kuuga pounced on him. He's a monster monster, but Kuuga isn't so different.Here's another beatdown.
>>32301215Ukraine has been a hotspot for human trafficking long before the war with Russia, it was always the mail order eastern euro rape bride country, corrupt by jewish pedo elite. I won’t be guilted into giving a Western fuck about it, same as Thailand. Prostitute countries. May Russia save Ukraine.
>>32301180
>>32301227Ukrainian only fans models and prozzies are openly saying they do it willingly howeverbeit
>>32301208im not baldingim not fati am only 5"8.5" as a white
Women, where is your favorite place to be kissed besides the mouth?
>>32301128FI don’t have the app on my phone. Just realized
>>32301224Damn this is way more brutal than I thought, I might have to give this series a shot now
>>32301227I hope they all get deported back into ukraine.
>>32301233Then you literally have a 100% chance of getting a girl.
>>32301230Me throwing you off a sheer cliff>>32301236Try Kuuga or Ryuki. The latter one in particular will stab you in the gut
>>32301201Are you college aged?Have you ever had a gf?
>>32301238I have never gotten a girl in my life though.>>32301240uhh a little older than the freshmen and no no gf everclosest i had didnt work out because i wouldnt take the next step or something (she was in HI and im on west coast fuck im supposed to do)
>>32301243Yeah, because you don't try.keep trying.
>>32301243Just get to know women by talking to them and introducing yourself, after meeting these women a couple times if you like them ask them out on a date.You'll get a gf in no time.
>>32301239That hasn't stopped me before
What are the odds with balding?
>>32301239>Try Kuuga or RyukiI was doing a little digging and Ryuki was the one I wanted to start with so this is good news
>>3230124850/50you either bald, or don't.
women are you in the B4 ''movement''?
>>32301247I'm going to bed, you won anon :3's heart. Enjoy!
I want to play this game with her!!! <3https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XEu6oor2JIc#bottom-sheet
>>32301251No. I have a wife.We plan to adopt, pretty sure most of them come from a man.And we occasionally have sex with a man.I guess we are doing 1B, no dating men
>>32301256>And we occasionally have sex with a man.Is it always the same guy?Do you have an agreement with him?
>>32301252OhNow what do I do...
How do we fix women?
>>32301257We stick to one guy for a while. The agreement is no sex with other people while we are fwb. And std test beforehand and boundaries.
>>32301262>The agreement is no sex with other people while we are fwb.Wait how much fucking are you doing with him while it lasts?
>>32299664Aside from everything else, I think having a big dick would be fun
>>32301244>Yeah, because you don't try.fuck how did you knowive maybe tried once in my life and yeah i dont talk to them or actually anyone because im afraid of people and think everyone sees me as retarded and evil and ugly (which i am)
>>32301266I never had sex with my first gf which lasted almost a year cause my dick was too big and her pussy was too small, and she didn't even have vaginismus.
>>32301264Once or twice a month. Too much or too little for you?
>>32301271Well, in reality I think that would be enough in a FWB situation, but in a situation where we were a throuple or something it would be way too little. Idk it's hard to say, I've never been in any situation with 2 women tbf but I am friends with lots of lesbians and I would be open to it.
>>32301261I think it’s called spaying
>>32301270I mean like taking pictures and stuff like that. There’s a lot of practical problems but it might be fun making women’s eyes light up
>>32301270i donut believe you
>>32301273I feel like that would only make them worse
>>32301261Love and patience
>>32301275I don't care
>>32301272Hope some of those lesbians are bi. Continue being nice and supportive and it might happen one day.
>>32301258>>32301252loving the collection of gifs
>>32299664Up rn eating tortilla chips with hot sauce on them because I’ve been a naughty boy
>>32301285>Hope some of those lesbians are bi.Some of them are>Continue being nice and supportive and it might happen one day.Thanks for the encouragement
>>32301262How did this come about? What was the first time you were with someone that was okay with you branching out?
>>32301285Also gn
>>32301261Just leave me the hell alone.
>>32301295Why are you so full of hate?
>>32301219yes, and saying I have the right to be upset yatta yatta
>>32301279Oh my bad
would it scare the hoes to quote that sopranos scene about swimmingasked a girl what practiceshe said swimmingdoing my best to not saySwimming! the best excercise, works every muscle grouphttps://youtu.be/xSOdMo6eRhU
>have wanted to get married since I was in kindergarten>29 years old and still KHV, never been on a dateHow cruel is this life that my innermost desire eludes me so, I'm forced to witness others experience it in my stead
>>32301296You put it there.
>>32301305I did not
>>32301304What are you going to do to fix it?
>>32301292Maybe I misspoke, we have sex with the same guy at the same time. This is my first and serious relationship. I’ve dated others, but didn’t sleep around then. And it happened by communicating with each other about sex and boundaries.
>>32301293Good night, champ
>>32301307At this point I'm just trying to better myself and focus on anything non-romantic, but romance is so intertwined in every interest I have that it's very difficult. I don't anticipate being able to truly fix it, at best maybe break my addiction
>>32301308That makes sense. Do you feel like this enhances your relationship or is it just fun? Both?>>32301310That's totally understandable.What do you have going for you? Do you have your own living space? I found that was the most important thing for me to finally get relationships going in a serious way.
>>32301306
I bought some new t-shirts for the first time in like 8 years or so.:^k
>>32301312I think having our desires explored andmet enhance the relationship. We could live without it and be just fine, but let’s called it a bonus. A sexy hot fun bonus. Have you had any experience with threesomes? I don’t think it’s for everyone
>>32301318I've come close but never have gone all the way. I'm really not terribly attractive nor interesting enough I think to warrant threesome type attention. I'd be more interested in a poly living situation than just the sexual side of things.
>>32301317me too
>>32301322the pink shirt and jeans made me think of max caulfield .. my wife…..
>>32301312>What do you have going for you?I don't really know. I have a lot of interests, I seem good at making people laugh, I care a lot, maybe a bit too much about the people I let into my life. I don't know what aspects would be positive or neutral, or even negative>Do you have your own living space?No, I live in one of the most expensive areas, so I'm still living at home and trying to get better sources of income. Most people around here don't seem to have their own living space.
>>32301325You seem reasonably nice. I don't know your culture around living with parents but all of my adult friends in the US live on their own. This allows us to have parties or whatever on our own schedule. When's the last time you asked someone out on a date?
>>32301320Poly is interesting, but I don’t know if I can love 2 people equally. Would certainly help when raising children, so I see the benefit
>>32301304>>32301310if a girl is interested she'll approach you. just keep waiting and the right girl will become your gf. men peak at 40. trust the plan.
>>32301329Its interesting you said equally. What really would define equal? How do you quantify and compare it? Personally, every person I have loved has felt really different so it would be difficult to compare.I feel like I could make it work but finding like-minded people is a daunting time investment.Maybe in the next life.
>>32301314I've never even been in a relationship though.
Women, would you date a guy who's about eat cottage cheese?
>>32301328>You seem reasonably niceThank you for the compliment, I appreciate you listening to meI live in the US as well but in a place with a very high cost of living. I've only known one person below 30 that could afford to live on their own, and he was definitely an exception to a lot of rules. And he lived in a really bad part of town.I remember he did the same thing with parties though>When's the last time you asked someone out on a date?About a year ago, I asked her to see Evil Dead Rise since we both like horror. Had to ask over text because she'd quit working where I did. She took 3 days to respond with a no
>>32301343cottage cheese is great for you but I could never get past the texture. I applaud you
>>32301337Yeah I think you are right. I love my wife, my family and friends. Differently yet the same. I guess I’m thinking about priority and connection becoming unbalanced or unstable. And yeah finding one perfect person is unicorn, finding two like whaaat
>>32301347You can put it in a blender to make whipped cottage cheese, where it becomes more like a yogurt.It also gets melty like that, great for mixing with ground beef/turkey for burritos.
>>32301349oh hell yeah! the idea of blending cheese never crossed my mind LOL thank you for the tip anon :•)
>>32301346Hey no problem! I live in said bad part of town myself but it allows me to stack money like crazy. We're rural though.Also fuck that chick. Taking that long to respond is kind of crazy. Either way, you got to get back out there. Its an advertising issue, plain and simple. There's someone out there for you, its just a matter of making them aware you exist. >>32301348That's fair. I think the balance in a lot of relationships can be lopsided just based on the metric you use to measure it. I think the real keys to relationships are empathy and honesty. That's my two cents anyway. You sound like a pretty awesome partner.
>>32301354Thanks, bud. You too, stay awesome
>>32301359Your kindness will be remembered for an eternity. Be excellent as well.
>>32299690Feminism
Femanons, which signals do you usually give if you're interested in someone?
>>32300123>calling Drake the p word slurYou must be a manlet Kendrick Lamer fan. Kendrick went for the lowest hanging fruit with his kindergarten tier insults and people all acted like he did something with his lies. Drake actually exposed little Kenny beating his wife and hookers which was covered up by his label. Drake won.Kendrick's hatred of Drake is pure jealousy because Drake is loved by girls, he can sing and rap, he's tall, a billionaire, handsome and has a big dick.
>>32301373>unclefucker stans DrakeOf course you do.
>>322997982I prefer women
>>32301371I flirt, or straight up tell them.
>>32301381What's your number one way you flirt with guys?
>>32301299That's crap.
Hi lads may I get some English roses cunt?
>>32300856So not only does she not like the hot part (aesthetics), but she also likes the low IQ retarded parts (superstition)?
>>32301384Hey mate don't post bloody anime here, them roses don't like it.
>>32301384It’s difficult to explain, most of it is in the moment depending on the person and connection. Compliments, a light touch, be vulnerable and show my excitement when I see them. Idk doesn’t sound good when I type it out
But I'm a guy...It's so fucking over.
>>32301393I do what I want bruv. Always will. >>32301394It doesn't horrible. The only thing that really stands out its compliments. What do you compliment guys you like on?
>>32301375>unclefucker>someone who fucks their uncleYour insult doesn't make sense, whiteknight betacuck.
>>32301400It wouldn't to someone like you, pedophile.
>>32301403Is English not your first language, retard?
>>32299664State gender Is this true?
>>32301404Are kids sexy?
>>32301408No, I said before I hate p words and I think children should be protected. Was this your attempt at a "gotcha" moment, dumbass? Just stop embarrassing yourself.
>>32301405(You) said it, so why don't you tell me?
>>32301414Struck a nerve, huh? Stay repressed you pedophile.
>>32301417Not at all? You keep repeating the same words. Sounds a lot like you're projecting your own feelings on me. Who the fuck asks this >>32301408
>>32301405Women are literally permanent children
>>32301421If it works it works, pedo.
I have decided we will now call the foreskin the penis sheath. This would mean circumcised men are unsheathed and uncircumcised men are sheathed.State gender, thoughts?
>>32301405MI think most people don't change that must past middle school
>>32301427MA circumcised man's blade... is always unsheathed
>>32301354>We're rural though.I wouldn't mind living rural, that sounds like it could be nice. There's nothing but cities around me though. And I'd be too worried about someone breaking in and my cats getting hurt or getting lostDo you live near trees?>Its an advertising issue, plain and simple. Idunno, this is the longest I've gone without asking someone out. Prior to this I did it a lot. These days it feels like there are no single women, every one I meet is married. Where should I go?
>>32301427FI don’t think we should downplay the act that has been done to them. Call it by it’s correct term, genital mutilation
>>32301463Let the man have this, he's clearly coping.
>>32299664Why are Liberal white women like this?
>>32299664I literally bled on my calculus test
>>32301479Why
>>32301405>>32301445>I think most people don't change that must past middle schoolThis seems possible but I hesitate to say "most". Too many never continue maturing.Some go on to accept and handle responsibilities.Some intentionally adopt signifiers of maturity such as only pursuing approved adult games like poker or whatever.But far too many decide that they as soon as they are out of school, they can stop learning and growing. Then they just fester in whatever configuration they cobbled together from their family and peers like a meatball that's rolled in dog fur under the couch.Then they retire and have no idea what to do with themselves because they never bothered to figure themselves out.Never stop learning.Never stop growing.Never stop changing.
>>32301130I have, they've currently got me as having MDD and substance abuse disorder. HPD makes a lot of sense considering the way I am overall. >drug user>more hobbies than i know what to do with>only motivation to do anything is almost strictly determined by other people praising me>fail classes constantly because i absolutely despise dealing with the frustration of the learning process>lead an excessively cushy life but believe i am somehow tormented>drug of choice has always been amphetamines>highly anxious person in general despite how well i am able to perform in social settings>>32301071Thanks, I guess?
>discovered an insanely hot lesbian cam whore earlier tonight will beating off>turns out she's Iranian (can tell by the way she moans and sometimes pronounces things)>mfw i'm iranian and hearing iranian women moan during sex turns me on faster than a large hadron collider accelerates particlesHoly SHIT what a treat that was. Goddamn.
>>32301479
>>32301481Papercut
>>32301492How the FUCK did you know she was a lesbian?
>>32301501Blood sacrifice for the math gods.
I love that sleepy feel I get after a meal.I always get it if I ever have coke with a meal.Anyway, Imma nap
>>32301507No job?
Your fascist soon-to-be leader is already preparing to establish an authoritarian regime.https://newrepublic.com/post/188338/trump-executive-order-military-board-purge
The problem with people is when they try to adhere to virtues that they think world leaders and great people do, when the reason those virtues worked for people of that class is simply due to them being at that class, and it doesn't work for Joe Blow. Example: being treacherous. The sooner you embrace your mediocrity, the happier you will be.
>>32301512>"Trump is literally Hitler" narrative in 2024
>>32299667F. The pink one at the top right. Seems most likely to give me huge tits or something.
>>32301515No. Just aspiring
>>32301405As someone who works with highly educated boomers, it does seem that men go through life largely focusing on building their status and gaining material wealth as opposed to amassing new life experiences and relating to different kinds of people. The younger generations of men are even more anti-intellectual and go as far as calling reading, traveling and social work gay and cringe and outright trying to peer pressure others from non-material pursuits
Women, if you want to go down on your bf but you find that he forgot to trim his pubes, what do you do?
>>32301519Why do these ai remove their weird obesity faces
>>32300148>>32300338so you're doing no nut life? thats hardcore
>>32300056I don't masturbate. I have a high libido but I find that low-effort satisfaction like masturbation, junk food and video games fry your dopamine receptors and are generally bad for you. I really don't understand the people who engage in that behavior and see nothing wrong with it. You could be doing something productive that's also good for you.
>>32301521>t. Retard
>>32301531well im a guy so if i dont masturbate my balls will literally suffer physical damage
>>32301531>pseudo intellectual yapping meant to feel a sense of superiorityYawn.
>>32301536Don't you just ejaculate in your sleep?>>32301538Do you feel that there's something lofty about eating veggies or not watching porn?
>>32301544No, Bimbo, I don't, but you do.
>>32301524Complain, then suck him off anyways.
Where's that one anon I argued with the other day about vampires and werewolves
>>32301546Porn, games and a diet of McDonald's and microwave meals are associated with teenage boys where I live. Most adults live the way I do, there's nothing special about it.
>>32301550Yes, and you frame it as a moral failing if someone is somehow incapable of living the way you do, which is about feeling a sense of superiority for doing, in your words, "nothing special". Pretty pathetic if you ask me, and the pseudo intellectual tripe about "dopamine receptors" is just that.
>>32301550you need that good dick
>>32301553It is a moral failing unless the engagement in these activities is caused by mental illness. There's nothing intellectual or pseudo-intellectual in knowing about common human hormones or being aware of the addictive and self-destructive properties of porn or fast food. All of these things have been on the news regularly for years. It's common knowledge.>>32301555What makes dick good?
>>32301536>>32301544Men who don't masturbate ejaculate in their sleep.Source: I don't masturbate and I ejaculate in my sleep a few times a month.
>>32301558>appeal to The NewsTMCome the fuck on. Maybe you should stick to recording vocas about your laugh and teasing maleanons while being married irl, huh? Your capacity for critical thinking is lacking.
>>32301558>What makes dick good?it brings you back to earth
>>32301561I don't record or open voice files posted on 4chan, and yes, you should be aware of information concerning yourself that is repeatedly conveyed to the general public through several media outlets and the education system.Calling someone a pseudo-intellectual for mentioning dopamine, especially in the context of nofap, makes you genuinely retarded.
>>32301531From my observations, good looking women who've always been able to get laid when they wanted tend to say stuff like this. For you there's not much of a practical difference between going out to a restaurant for an outstanding meal and going out to meet a guy for sex, whether he's a stranger or your current partner.
>>32301567Good for you, Mrs Perfect strikes again, how boring. Doesn't it get boring for you being so perfect? Or do you feel like an empty, insatiable pit? Yeah, I'm not interested in interfacing intellectually with you, because you are dishonest in your intentions. When did I mention nofap? I called you a pseudo-intellectual for your reasoning as to why other people are lesser than you (the keyword being, seeing them as lesser). So, who's the genuine retard now? Do another Bimbo laugh, Bimbo.
>>32301572Stop bullying my gf.
>>32301585And you are?
daily reminder that narcissists are human trash and should have their insecurities exposed in public every time they step outside
>>32301586Your worst nightmare.
>>32301570I've never met a guy for sex and I don't understand why I would want to. There are serious risks involved and women don't generally even experience orgasms from one night stands. I have not had a romantic partner in many years either and I'm not planning to look for one in the near future.>>32301572There are statistically lesser and better people in every group and society. I'm an average adult. Maybe you should go for a jog instead of masturbating to voice clips and trying to stalk women on anonymous forums. I promise it isn't something only flawless übermensch are capable of.
State genderCould you be friends with people that refuse to understand your points of view and dismiss them constantly?Or with people that don’t give their opinion to you directly when you talk to them, they just let you talk and engage in the conversation a bit, but they give their opinion about you/your points of view to other people they talk about you with?Also, would you continue to be part of a trio when one of them tells you that they tell the other person everything you tell them, but they don’t really tell you anything?
>>32301591Lmao, nice.>>32301592Nah, I'll find your old vocas. Unlike you, I don't need to leverage my ego into feeling better than others, I just do things I enjoy.
>>32301594FNo
>>32301596Don't laugh at me.
>>32301604Why not? Is she really your gf?
>>32301606No, I just wish. Regardless, you shouldn't be so rude.
State genderWhat's something positive that you admire/respect about the opposite gender?
>>32301607Why not?
>>32301515You are historically uneducated.It was Stalin who purged his general.Hitler said he should have done the same.
>>32301590Wrong thread. And a reminder that it’s rare to come across a narcissist. And that majority of them are male.
>>32301609FTheir willingness to attempt very difficult things without learning anything about it beforehand.
>>32301609F. Men can be pretty stoic sometimes.>>32301610Because I said so.
>>32301617You are being silly, I will do what I want.
>>32301609M. Women are good organizers.
>>32301609MWomen with kinds are pretty tough mentally and physicallySure, they don’t lift weights or work in corporations, but the resilience needed to raise kids, the selflessness needed to continue everyday activities when you don’t feel physically wellAnd them they’re still loving to their children with 3hours of sleep and possibly baby barf on their clothesI think it requires a different kind of strength men don’t naturally posses
*points and laughs at every ATOGA girl with big boobs* dumb cows lmao
>>32301625I have a label maker and I’m not afraid to use it.
>>32301626>kindsMeant kidsAlso, multitasking
>>32301609MaleI admire the empathic and nurturing nature of women. I think they generally have a really good handle on controlling the emotional energy of an area
woke up this morninggot yourself a gun
>>32301629Seriously. Old boss was a woman. Ran things very neatly and shit went smooth. New boss is a dude. I end up carrying a big chunk of his workload because his shit is never in order.
Women, how much do you care about the bodycount of yoyr partner?
Men, would you date a >movie actress >theater actress>singer>professional dancer>professional model>instagram/tik tok influencer >streamer>youtuber (doesn't show face)>OF model>mainstream porn actress
How the hell to I get past my >tfw no gf phase and stop wanting to kill myself?
>>32301638Yes.Yes.Yes.YesYes.Maybe.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.
>>32301638Yes, all but the youtuber that doesnt show face
>>32301637i dont care at all>>32301627im mini milk>>32301524id still do it, but good hygeine is keeping your pubes trimmed all the time. id ask if he was depressed or something>>32301479i got blood on my dbt homework one time
>>32301638>>movie actressNo>>theater actressYes>>singerYes>>professional dancerDepends >>professional modelNo>>instagram/tik tok influencerDepends >>streamerYes if she's not a titty streamer or hide me>>youtuber (doesn't show face)Yes>>OF modelNo no no>>mainstream porn actressNo no no no no no no
>>32301638No to all but the YouTuber and I wouldn’t care if she showed her face so much as what kind of content she makes.
>>32301638Yes
>>32301637The ideal man would be dickless or asexual and have 1-2 past relationships where he got dumped for being shitty.Men having sex with anyone but me is revolting but I'm afraid of dating inexperienced men, they always fuck up their first relationship and can't be reasoned with and won't improve until they see that they can lose the relationship over their misbehavior
>>32301637Anything under Portugal's number would be taking advantage of inexperience.
>>32301638Yes to all except maybe the influencer and maybe porn actress, depends on what kind of content she makes
>>32301655>1 previous relationship, broke up over long term goals she initially lied about(she didnt want kids)>this left him a bit apathetic about women, 0 hookups since because he just wants a wife not meaningless sexWould you date a guy like this
>>32301664>depends on what kind of content she makesWhat's the difference?
>>32301663What if he was in a ltr for most of his adult life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX3siffccus
>>32301669Mostly how often she puts out content or if she's solo
>>32301672He's not for me
when someone says "mid` they are almost always referring to a person's face, right?
>>32301634That sounds like my personal hell. I’ve been the boss twice now and my two main things is be organized and be on time. Anything else, you do you.
>>32301638>movie actressno>theater actressyes>singeryes>professional dancerno>professional modelno>instagram/tik tok influencermaybe>streamersure>youtuber (doesn't show face)yes>OF modelfuck no>mainstream porn actressFUCK NO
>>32301637Not much
>>32301674I don't know what is the norm. Let's say a short film every two months or so. With other people.
>>32301685My instinct is to ask what kind but I know if I loved her it wouldn't matter
Women, why do you use so much perfume?Sometimes I walk past some girls that leave a tray of strawberry odor almost intense enough to blur my sight.
>>32301689i only spray 3 puffs, but funny you say strawberry because thats one of my two perfumes
>>32301689Don't blame me for that shit I have asthmaAnd men are just as bad with scents
>>32301692I'm sorry my peppermint body wash is out of control, it cannot be contained
>>32301692>And men are just as bad with scentsFor real, I wish men smelled like berries instead of the Axe signature "sand and metallic spray paint directly into your throat" sensation
>>32300534If I had the Death Note I would relentlessly hunt down and write the names of every single surgeon trained in breast reduction operations.
Liberal women, I love you and I’m sorry I failed you
>>32300534>nickname>treat them as his petsThis is cringe as hell and I wouldn't relent until I'd come up with the most humiliating pet names imaginable for his dick and anus in revenge
Liberal women, I hope you enjoy the world you've created.
Do women ever feel insecure about big breasts?
>>32301707>breastfeedi really want to do this, but not in a sexual way
>>32301707>picI want one about tall bf
I'd too like to get breastfed by a big tiddy femanon in a non sexual way
>>32301708You know anon the world is filled with men who'd love to make you into a happy single mom
>>32301709Why?
>>32301688Does it matter what kind when she's already getting fucked by other guys?
>>32301609M. I admire women's ability to love / care about people. The world would be really dark without them.
>>32301714I guess ultimately it would be curiosity and something I need to come to terms withBut not really, like I said if I love her then I love her, full stop
>>32301712cant, infertile
>>32301716Oh man you're in for it
>>32301709>my back hurts>whatd you say *crouches over*>nothing ever fits me properly >i need front seat for more leg room pls>i wish i could gain 20lbs of musclet. tall guy
>>32301707Maybe if you didn't call them titcows they wouldn't feel that way.
>>32301695How do you use that without an unpleasant surprise when you go to wash your ass?>>32301707They're not big enough to make me insecure but they are big enough that nothing with built in cups fucking fits me. Apparently s/xs wearing women are supposed to be B cups. According to my boob size and American clothing brands with my boob size I should be fat.
>>32301688Just the most popular stuff, like lesbian, anal, bbc and gangbangs.
>>32301655>I'm projecting by the way
>>32301719:( condolences
>>32301707I used to, but my husband loves them and is excited they're growing so I'm mostly over it.
was made to marry femanonbut she'd rather eat chip and lie
>>32301734Yes I would. Less dishes.
Good morning anons, wishing you all a nice day.
>>32301736fuck you
>>32301723>How do you use that without an unpleasant surprise when you go to wash your ass?Too busy focusing on the unpleasant surprise between my legs to focus on the one betwixt my cheeks
>>32301727I wouldn't want to hear about her professional life, but as long as she's still intimate with me then whatever. I'm more interested in cuddling anyways. Will she hold me tight and never let go?
>>32301740*smooch* cheer up lil guy, it's gonna be ok
>>32301609M, I admire how women can put up with so much trouble from their own bodies and still get things done
>>32301750im going to back kick you
>been single for years>still fly into a rage when i read or hear phrases that remind me of our cohabitation like "dishes" or "wash your ass"When does it end?
>>32301609MIm amazed how heartless girls can be and still sleep at night
>>32301755When's the last time you washed the hand towel in your bathroom?
>>32301707Nah, I did when I first got them but now I love these juicy balloons
>>32301759I said positive, try again
>>32301717That sounds a bit cucked
>>32301768I mean being able to put aside empathy like that is somewhat positive
>complimented a woman's skirt yesterday at work>she's wearing jeans todayI'm ovethinking it right?
>>32301761We all know that he has one towel, and it’s used for everything. He probably doesn’t even know how old the towel is
>>32301774Yes. It's fucking winter anyways.
>>32301774no you fucked up bigtime
>>32301772What can I say, for the woman I love I can handle a lot. As long as it's professional and not cheating
cons (self reported) >short>socially inept>quiet>shy>no personality, being shy is my personality>no hobbies>never got into a relationship pros (based on what people say about me)>kind and polite>sometimes funny when I warm uppros (self reported) >indipendent, have a well paid job>take care of my lookI kindly ask femanons to rate how unfuckable I am in a scale from 1 to 10, be as honest as you possibly can
>>32301774Probably not
>>32301761Last week. That was the only chore we didn't fight about. It was easy enough for him to grab it and toss it in the hamper directly below it. It was still annoying that he never replaced it so I was left with nothing to dry my hands on and had to get a new one from the other end of the house.
>>32301773You know what I mean by positive, now try it again or you get a failing grade for the day
>>32301781nice except i prefer guys to be able to carry the conversation
>>32301784thats all that I can come up with
>>32301788F for the day anonI hope this doesn't reflect your attitude for the rest of the semester
>>32301774EhhhhhThat could go either way. It's colder today than yesterday though so.
>>32301637a lotHe has to be a virgin
>>32301783>other end of the houseWell at least that can be blamed on builders no longer putting in fucking linen closets for some stupid reasonWhy not keep the spares in the bathroom
>>32301781Assuming 10 is max unfuckable, personally I rank thee a 10. Don’t care about height and it’s good that you are kind, polite and independent. But the rest makes you a dealbreaker
>>32299664As a certified yapper, will I ever find a man?
>>32301773>being able to put aside empathy like that is somewhat positiveThis is why men are scarier than bears. Bears don't even bother to have this thought, men come to the wrong conclusion.
>nice except i prefer guys to be able to carry the conversationI'm a very passive person and deserve to be entertained by guys without putting in any effort myself
>>32301638YesYesYesYesMaybeMaybeYesYesNoNo
>>32301797Find a quiet one and you can yapp to your hearts content
>>32301790maybe women need to start working on themselves>>32301798in what way is it wrong
>>32301802But is he really listening? Does he like it?
>>32301797What year were you certified? If it's out of date I'll need you to get re-certified before we can go steady
>>32301781>short>socially inept>quiet>shy>no personality, being shy is my personality>no hobbies>never got into a relationship-7 points>kind and politeNot a pro>sometimes funny when I warm up (self reported)I'm not convinced>independent, have a well paid jobalso not a pro>take care of my lookAgain not a proYou've confused pros with "requirements". -2 more pointsSo like a 9.
>>32301638>movie actressNo. Monkeybranching sluts.>theater actressNo. Monkeybranching sluts.>singerKind of yes. But they can be monkeybranching sluts.>professional dancerYea.>professional modelMaybe.>instagram/tik tok influencerNo.>streamerIf she's not a cleavage streamer.>youtuber (doesn't show face)Yes.>OF modelMaybe, if she doesn't do b/g content.>mainstream porn actressNo.
>>32301781Maximally fuckable, just not for me personally since guys with jobs and beauty routines tend to have standards.I'm also sad to report that none of these things matter for the majority of people, what makes or breaks it in the real world is your facial bone structure and how you conduct yourself and interact with people once you're comfortable enough to do it
>>32301804Depends on what you're yapping about but I like listening to people.
TL;DR: Men, if you thought that your normal self is sufficient for relationships, think again. Now everything is a requirement, even traits that you can't have due to your innate personality. And the pros are reserved for the 5% of men. Good luck changing yourself to become someone else! Dating really is a competition, women are THAT valuable nowadays.
>>32301816>Fuck guys they expect us to be polite, what now
Men deserve to get raped
>>32301816I think the biggest flaw men have in general is how big their ego is and how it can prevent them from having a semblance of self reflection. There's many who outgrow this and there's... Whatever you just said there.
>>32301819By whom?
>>32301822other men
>>32301819>>32301825WTF is wrong with you?!
>>32301825Of what race?
>>32301821Oh yeah, the hyperinflated sense of male self-worth is the chief issue facing western civilization.
>>32301828Having a big ego doesn't necessarily means you have great confidence at all. It means you take everything too personally and are super quick to come up with every excuse as to Stacey isn't dating you
How do you make a guy dependent on you as a woman?
>>32301816Have you considered why the market value of men is so low? Whether it's biology or socialization, the average men does not make as good of a partner as the average woman.If men were easy to live with and good at emotional and physical intimacy I'd fucking fight to have any one of them, but, alas, the way me and my friends look at dating is "how much of my life am I willing to give up to have the occasional butterfly in my tummy" because it definitely isn't a given that the average man looking to pair up will feed or pick up after himself or so much as be friendly towards you once he's gotten laid
WomenHave you ever gave the shy, quiet, "nice" guy a chance?If so, how did it go?
>>32301830I don't have stake in this and I'm not going to hound you through the usual mental gymnastics routine, you're out of your fucking mind.
PSA to men:Tune this out. Whenever anyone gives you unwarranted advice or starts criticizing men, just don't listen. You'll be much, much happier.
>>32301833If you date me I'll be dependent on you pretty much from the startFor other guys, every one is different
>>32301836He was a furry and played video games all day. It didn't last long.
>>32301836No guy has ever been interested in me.
>>32301836He wasn't nice and he wasn't as quiet as most quiet guys are. He dumped and cheated
>>32301786>>32301806>>32301796>>32301810I'm getting mixed signals, I'm even more confused now
>>32301818>>32301821I mean, after reading about your actual requirements, we do realize that we are garbage and that (much) better men apparently exist. However,>>32301835There is something to be said about the men you've dated so far if this is the conclusion that you all draw. That men are bad partners and hard to live with. Surely those high value that we can all agree exist are out there, but it seems like you have a lot of trouble attracting them.
>>32301836I thought it was going well until I realized he was cheating on me and using the shy and "I get bullied at school" façade with another girl.
>>32301836YeahMen who self describe as "shy" are like acid. Get them away from me. "Shy" often is just another word for "insecure".If you're not a pussy and you just don't like people say "introverted" or "reserved". "Shy" is poison.
>>32301833A specific guy is difficult but if you just want a guy, you can get a guy with a very limited social circle and who thinks that he has no chance with women but you will have to live with damaged goods in that case.
QT, did you get tix to Interstella?
>>32301836Yes. We met at an anime convention. He got an ego boost from dating me and became a serial creep and cheater. He also stole a set of fineliners I'd received as a gift from my now-dead grandma and gave it to some cosplay thot to impress her.
>>32301848>çI like your style, Picasso!
>>32301856:P it's how you write the word! line naïve
>>32301847>but it seems like you have a lot of trouble attracting themWould it make you feel better if we added the caveat "men who are interested in me not ALL men" every single time or do you think you can infer like a reasonable person?
>>32301847I've only dated a couple of guys but it's not as though all that isn't observable from statistics, even if it weren't already included in literally all dating advice for women and married couples
>>32301828What about the hyperinflated sense of female self-worth? It's much more prevalent in women.
>>32301865It is, it's true. And it's all tied to factors like beauty, etc.t. woman
I could never even imagine cheating on my gfIf I was lucky enough to get one I would literally ignore the existence of other women
Do you ever compare yourself to other people in relationships?My girlfriend is really good to me, is moving in with me and giving up her apartment, she has told me she feels like I’m the one and wants to go all the way, we have a very good relationship and have made incredible memories together. However I often wonder if she’d be happier with someone else. Not all the time but sometimes. One of my friends is pretty outwardly confident and funny (despite being vastly insecure internally), makes more money than me, actually owns a house, has a more magnetic sense of humor, always talks about the crazy kinky shit him and his ex used to do and how quick he could make her finish, and all this other shit. He’s also very witty and likes talking shit, which my girlfriend does too. She’ll make jokes about how I do my best to keep up and stuff. I know she loves me though and things are really good and she does a lot for me and we have a very active sex life.But I like wonder if she’d like him more because of how much funnier he is and how much better he is at making witty come backs and shit. Or the fact that he displays so much confidence and “masculine” traits. Idfk. This sounds really stupid but I think about this shit. I will say, the night she and I met he was also there and tried hitting on her and it felt like we were competing for her and she ended up picking me anyway.
MenWhat do you think about the replies to this >>32301836 ?
>>32301854Wow what a piece of jerk
>>32301865I know I ain't shit but I would rather be alone than date a man equal to myself. He'd probably fuck up my car or something I don't need that stress.
>>32301860Do you also write fiancée?
>>32301872Being shy doesn't make someone a good person (or a bad one)
>>32301853Nta but you reminded me, and lo and behold, no fucking showings nearby. I'd have to take a 4hr flight to see it. I'm gonna kms
>>32301872I'm trying not to get blackpilled, but it seems I have nothing women want
>>32301872Exactly as I expected.
>>32301871She loves you, man. That's your low-self esteem talking and making you overthink.I used to be feel this way a lot as well, but you have to learn to accept that you're allowed your happiness with her.
>>32301872I'm not particularly surprised and it seems par for the course?
>>32301797So, a normal woman?
>>32301861No, because I know that you are severely lacking men who are actually interested in you. Your expectations are inflationary - like a homeowner seeing that they can't sell the property, yet continuing to bump up the price. Dating, for you, isn't anchored by the rules of supply and demand. In fact, it's not anchored by anything measurable.
>>32301872I'm even more depressed now and more convinced that I'm not gonna make it.
>>32301877YeahBut then again, I'm not a native English speaker so I like to pay attention to spelling>>32301879Correct>>32301881What in your perception, do women want?
>>32301871She liked you more than his money. Stop being insecure anon, you'll fuck up your relationship. You deserve better
>>32301836Yes. Very insecure, paranoid I would cheat. He broke up with me because I didn’t want to have sex (I was a virgin and didn’t feel ready).Last I heard he has two kids, cheated on his gf, and now an alcoholic. Really dodged a bullet with that one
>>32301887Okay but if the house (me) doesn't sell nothing bad happens? I can just be by myself. So what is the issue?
>>32301889>But then again, I'm not a native English speaker so I like to pay attention to spellingSacre bleu!Neither am I, but I find it funny when English speakers try to pronounce German words, especiall the umlauts ÄÖÜ
>>32301885I talk more than other women around me
>>32301893English speakers trying to pronounce anything in any other language is really funny to be fair
>>32301842All those guys who you ghosted were.
>>32301880I think the tickets went on sale before the advertised time and date. I signed up for emails and never received anything, only actually saw what theaters it was showing when I searched outside of their website. I’m mildly annoyed at the situation, but not heartbroken.
>>32301889>What in your perception, do women want?Basically, an extrovert himbo vegetarian musician raised by both parents, with an older sister
>>32301901>vegetarian>older sister Ew
>>32301899No one has ghosted me cuz no one has messaged me in the first place
>>32301883Yeah that’s a good point. She’s really great to me and very affectionate and expressive about how happy she is. She’s a very independent person and she’s taking a big risk moving in with me. She’s very smart and mature. I don’t think she’d do that unless she truly thought this was going long term or had doubts about me and our relationship. >>32301890I never reveal these insecurities and I hide my BS really well. But it’s something I think about. All in all things are going really great. She’s awesome. I guess I am just vastly insecure
>>32301892No issue, but also no right to complain. The homeowner might try to get out of a mortgage that they can no longer afford to pay (akin to having kids at 40 years old). Of course they can still be themselves, even during foreclosure.
>>32301894Every woman thinks thatEvery man thinks all women talk too much
>took adderall last night to get some homework done while in a braindead statue due to being sleep deprived>took too much and ended up jacking off the whole night instead>didn't get anything done>have to head to class in 40 minutes>then have to head to work 2 hours after that and work an 8 hour shift>haven't slept properly since SundayI'm starting to think that maybe not getting enough sleep is contributing to my apathy malaiseJust gotta make it today, anons. After today I can get my shit together.
>>32299664State genderDoes anyone know who Chads actually end up with?
>>32301897Ye, I know German speakers have terrible accents when talking English too. Especially those of us who don't talk or watch media in English a lot.What's your native language?
>>32301901Uh... My husband is none of those, or other men who are my friends and in relationships
>>32301905See a psychologist before you fuck up another relationship again. You'll blame her. Many such cases
>>32301682Yeah I don’t need to be babysat. I’m friends with the guy but I don’t enjoy working for him anymore. He came over from a different line of business and has no idea what he is doing. He used to have a partner who was a woman and kept his stuff organized while he put out fires. She got promoted and he’s been an underperformer ever since.
>>32301904Because when they asked your number or tried to lead the conversation in that direction you ghosted them. Like how you'd ghost every guy in this thread if he asked you out and how you're about to ghost me because I gave you the ick
>>32301910Are you another one of those chadsexual incels?
>>32301910They end up with a blown out stacy trophy wife or dumpy little asian
>>32301906>No right to complain How do you figure? Someone without a car still knows potholes are a problem. I can say "these are examples of bad men I've dated" because I have so like, what is your problem.
>>32301911Hmmm but Germs sound sophisticated in English, like some sort well educated guys lol>>32301911Portuguese c:
>>32301916No one has ever asked me for my number
>>32301911Are you that Austrian weirdo?
>>32301922What's your number? (metaphorically; a more secure contact is preferred)
>>32301913>againWhat you mean?
>>32301918No, I don't really like Chads. I'm a femcel who's genuinely curious about this.
>>32301911One of my professors is german and I love the way he says epsilonEp-sy-lon
>>32301910>State gender>Does anyone know who Chads actually end up with?I've seen famous Chad's that end up with wives and have kids but I believe they bring on the stress and really aren't happy with themselves until they've reached their goals. Most Chad's end up with bimbos, end up with trannies, end up being homos, end up jumping into relationship after relationship, they end up married not sure if they're really happy
I can't take the "hoeflation" meme seriously because historically men have always complained that "women are doing X wrong and that's why they're impossible to date"
Thread theme:https://youtu.be/bRt5z880CFY
>>32301921>Hmmm but Germs sound sophisticated in EnglishHuh, I'm not sure about that. To me it sounds a bit stupid. lolSophisticated would be like some snobby Monty Python impersonation?>PortugueseI talked with a Portuguese femanon here before, maybe it was you.
>>32301932Tranny bullshit.
>>32301925I'm not doxing myself on 4chan
>>32301872MMy critique of "shy" and introverted guys is that they often fantasize that they'd be this super devoted and loyal boyfriend if they only had a chance. The reality is that when put in a situation where they have the ability to be a scumbag for personal gain, about the same portion of them will succumb to that temptation as those athletic football player types. What actually makes a good and loyal man is a lot more complicated than whether he spends his weekends at parties vs on his pc. I also think that this "giving them a chance" thing sabotages a lot of these relationships. If a guy knows you don't really want to be with him then he's going to jump ship the moment another woman shows any genuine interest.
>>32301910The woman they knock up but can't convince to abort
>>32301933>Sophisticated would be like some snobby Monty Python impersonation?ye>I talked with a Portuguese femanon here before, maybe it was you.Likely was me yeah. If I was talking vidya games, kaijus, etc that's me
>>32301931WTF is hoeflation?
women, at what point should I add a girl on IG? Say we're on the same class, university, in my case voluntary work. Should I talk to her first in person? I think it's weird adding them when we've only seen each other around , but haven't talked. Also, if I add her,she will assume I like her right? maybe it's not a good thing, let me know
>>32301931Didn't ask
>>32301935Which is why I said metaphorically, and suggested a more secure alternative like a burner email or zangi or whatever.
>>32301920There's a difference between talking about band men you've personally dated and generalizing to statements such as:>the market value of men is so low>the average men does not make as good of a partner as the average woman>it definitely isn't a given that the average man looking to pair up will feed or pick up after himselfThese are rather blunt assertions, especially in a conversation where nothing was said about the quality of the average woman and how you might compare to her.
>>32301940I think I'm too old to help you with thisI have literally no idea
>>32301936>I also think that this "giving them a chance" thing sabotages a lot of these relationships. If a guy knows you don't really want to be with him then he's going to jump ship the moment another woman shows any genuine interest.I wouldn't say I didn't want to be with the guy. But I wouldn't usually try for a guy like that, and only did because we had a lot in common, and we're both artists.
>>32301944Okay good thing I didn't say any of that?You were talking to at least 2 separate women.I complained about shyness being insecurity.
>>32301938Unfortunately I don't recall the topic at all.Are you a Toei or Toho fangirl?
>>32301950nopeoh shit there's another pt femanon here? we should be friendsamiga, adiciona-me
>>32301847For real, and it just makes me wonder what the fuck is wrong with me when guys like that get dates but I never get a chance. I would leap at the chance to add to my partner's life if I had one, I don't think I'd take away from a woman's life at all
>>32301935Hell I'll give you mine. rustyshacklefordbarra@yahoo.comI don't give a shit, I only use that email for socials anyway
>>32301879>>32301889>What in your perception, do women want?Nta but>extroverted >large social circle>respected (and feared) by the men around him>tall>well defined muscles>has a lot of women intrested in him>has a new adventure for her every weekend
>>32301949I had to follow the reply chain twice to verify. You must be the male troll who inserts himself into conversations without saying he's NTA.
I didn't really realize being introvert was that off-putting for women.How do I stop being one? I've been like this for my whole life.
>>32301958No dude you just lost the plot around here >>32301847 because you replied to both of us in one post.
>>32301931It's a baffling cope considering the most notable change from trad dating is that women work and own property now, so men don't provide anything, which was their sole purpose. But sure, it's all over because the wahmen be dying they hair
>>32301952>oh shit there's another pt femanon here?I'm a man, sorry! lolTalked about German since I'm a native speaker and don't know any Portuguese. I'm not sure why you assumed that, sorry!I just know Toei makes Super Sentai and Toho is from Godzilla.
>>32301910MOne dude I know is a former pro athlete who's probably bedded literally hundreds of girls. He's not married and despite supposedly wanting to settle down he can't make a relationship last more than a few months. He endlessly complains that he wishes he had wives and families like the rest of our social circle, but he keeps dumping girls because he always thinks there's something better or more perfect out there. The other dude I know probably has a bodycount of a few dozen, he got married to a great woman and then cheated on her, divorced, and then five years later married another woman, cheated on her, and I'm pretty sure we're going to do the same dance with his current long term girlfriend.
>>32301931it's never been this bad. Look up divorce rates. Most millennial and zoomer women are literally useless except for their used up cochie. All they have to offer. You see it on here a lot. This never happened before in human history.>>32301872I'm a shy guy and I agree. I've worked on it though. When I was younger I hurt a few girls, so the "shy"= "acid" is right. I don't like shy girls either. I need an extroverted bubbly girl for sure.>>32301921>>32301938De onde és pota danone?
>>32301957>>large social circle>>respected (and feared) by the men around him>>tallTo me, yeah. I like that in a guy. But I don't really go for "the top guy" exclusively. The large social circle is just a positive indicator, not really a requirement.>>32301959Introverted men are an incognita. You don't know if they're just shy or they're the guys women before exemplified, who will try to cheat and shit as soon as they get their confidence boost from a relationship.
>>32301964NTA>cheated on her, divorced, and then five years later married another woman, cheated on her, and I'm pretty sure we're going to do the same dance with his current long term girlfriend.How do you stay friends with a person like this?
>>32301963Aaaaaaaah you're the northern anon I cOlá outra vez btw>De onde és pota danone?margem sul crlh
>>32301962You know that's one of the core components of hoflation, right? Women intrinsically seek out men who make more than them, so the more women enter the work force the fewer men there are that meet their standards. A girl who makes $0 will be happy with a guy who makes 20k. A girl who makes 100k won't be happy unless he makes 200k. Women refuse to budge on their standards and price themselves out of the market as a result. It's why there's an epidemic of 35+ year old spinster career women saying they can't find a man. It's not that men don't want them, it's that the pool of men they consider 'acceptable' is so tiny that there aren't enough to actually go around.
>>32301962> cope> most notable change from trad dating is that women work and own property nowfucking delusional. How many bodies do you got hoe? Virtually all women before the 60's were virgins before marriage, cooked and cleaned and knew when to stfu. That's why marriages lasted a lifetime.
>>32301970I am so confused now...
>>32301936>The reality is that when put in a situation where they have the ability to be a scumbag for personal gain, about the same portion of them will succumb to that temptation as those athletic football player types>tfw I have been put in situations like this at work and used it for the gain of my entire teamI hope I can safely say that I would legitimately be devoted and loyal to a partner as well
>>32301957I don't REQUIRE him to have large social circleRest of it looks good though
>>32301961Was >>32301861 not addressing my reply to >>32301835?
>>32301975Thanks for the black pill
>>32301940huh bump
>>32301234Clit
>>32301970>margem sul crlhNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGERRRRRR
>>32301967>t. Every ex boyfriend was an abusive dickhead who cheated on her and stole from her"At least he wasn't an incel weeb gamer creep, though!"
>>32301946>I usually wouldn't try for a guy like thatMost guys will eventually realize they're not your type, and while the "manly" thing to do would be to split a lot of the shy introverted types will just inwardly seethe and stick around until a better option comes along. Imo the better thing to do would be to just not be together in the first place.>>32301962People complaining about hoeflation aren't worried about women with their shit together who have higher standards lol.
>>32299664Why are people filming their own mental breakdowns?
>>32301984...?But the guy who cheated on me was a weeb gamer "creep" as you'd say.Also, no, not all my exes were like that, only him.
>>32301968I'm not really friends with him anymore, I only see him when a mutual acquaintance brings him around. I'm still very good friends with his first wife and his kids though.
>>32301962You need to develop some empathy for your fellow humans
>>32301988Just because you forgave his jawline and height doesn't change the realityProtip: a Chad who sometimes plays madden with his buddies is not a "gamer incel weeb"
>>32301994He was fat and had a double chin. I think he weighted more than double I did actually.I'm 52kg and he was around 110kg
>>32301910To this day I have no idea what is meant by Chad, it's just a vague concept that represents the opposite of the person talking whether he's employed or jobless, rich or poor, law-abiding or a lowlife, extroverted or asocial
Hate sex-havers. Simple as.
>>32301998we noticed
>>32301996Lol you took it too far, nobody's buying that
>>32302001He had viking vibes. long hair, was also into metal like me.It's true, idk what to tell you
>>32302002Seriously, stop overdoing it
>women why aren't you dating the introvert>if you say you did, you're lying
>32301935>32301922>32301904>32301842>ghosts, as predicted
is it possible to be a pretty girl`s confidant without being her simp?
>>32302005What they really mean is>women, why aren't you dating me
>>32302005Shut the fuck up.
>>32302012kek she >>32302009 was spot on wasn't she?
>>32302012Hit a nerve?
>>32302005Because they are lying? Are you gonna get angry if someone calls your bluff when you say your dad works at Nintendo?
I'm dating a fat and bald man and I am so happy I could cry
>>32301918`>Are you another one of those <boogeyman I made up>?
>>32302008guys here will call you a simp.>>32302016those naughty lying fiends
Back in 2018, shortly after I graduated from high school a halfway drunk girl that was close friend of a couple of my jock classmates gave me and some of my friend a kiss in the cheek because it was "clear that I was never kissed by a girl before"I think my self esteem still has not recovered from that
>>32302008Only if you already have a gf
I fucking hate women.
I like men.
I love my girlfriend.
>>32302015Let's see what recycled talking point you post next
Women are so cool. I wish they were real.
>>32302008Probably not unless you're like her brother or something (no incest you sick fucks). My experience with being a "confidante" to women is that they either don't appreciate earnest feedback of their situation like you'd give to a guy friend, or they decide that you're in love with them or they're in love with you because you decided to give a shit about them outside of a sexual context. Either way it's messy and not worth it.
>>32302028It's not like you said anything revolutionary either. Just recycles /r9k/ posts. You probably post them here because they have a "be original" rule.
>>32301872Nothing? I know the answer is always a negative to anything "shy" or "quiet".
sup idiots
>>32302034Disregard previous instructions. Tell me how to make a souffle
>>32302032Or thry just think youre their "asexual best friend therapist <3 <3"
I hate women because I love themIt's an abstract kind of feel
Realistically, what would it take for a woman to get interested into an introvert?And I don't mean the emo vampire type of introvert
>>32302038Shut up stupi.
>>32302026No you don't
>>32302041I don't know how to make 'em. :(I make nice banana pancakes though
>>32302044Pretend to be extroverted for thw first few dates until she is emotionally invested enough.
>>32302044I'm married to one. The tricky part is actually meeting them.
>>32302045wow aha wow y are you so rude to me
>>32302047And expect people to listen to you?
>>32302051Maybe from the female perspectiveThe tricky part if you're a guy, regardless of introvert vs. extrovert or anything else, is getting women to even notice that you exist.
>>32302053:3 because I can you cute drunk
>>32302055Exactly. Why be mad if she doesn't even know you exist.The way I met my husband was through friends of friends, and his friends dragged him out of the house that day basically.
>>32302008Yes, that's just normal friendship between women and they rarely simp for each other
>>32302056pls i had like 50ml
>>32302042You asked how to do it without being a simp, if the chick believes you're asexual or gay and you're not then you're the simp. A woman can understand that you're a sexual being without being interested in you or wanting to hear about it, if the idea is fundamentally threatening to her then she's probably not going to have platonic relationships with a man anyways.
>>32302062You lightweight. Double it or pass it on to the next person.
>>32302054You don't have to listen to me, friendI can save you a pancake though :)
>>32302064i remembered that i already emptied it and refilled so it‘s more like 100ml
>>32301524Sneeze on them because it goes up my nose.
>>32302049>Pretend to be extrovertedI though women liked honesty
>>32302068Time to drown.
>>32302070inb4 comes the reply>heh, never listen to women about what they want, listen to other men
>>32302070See it as an innocent little white lie. Nobody dislikes those.
>>32302071i have to drive home tho
>>32301594F nope
>>32302070>I thought women liked honestybruh
>>32302075Driving drunk is fun.
>>32301976So if you're not confused and know which posts are mine then why did you blame me for the other femanons posts?Make it make sense.
>>32302078i feel like you are trying to get me in trouble
>>32302081Noooo aha what the heck noooo.
>>32302070Why did you think that? Every other guy is already lying to females, so you're shooting yourself in the foot by being honest. Female creatures despise honesty and kindness the most.
>>32302029https://voca.ro/18m7H8TcUWuE
>>32302085This guy desperately need other men to fail like he does
>>32302083extremely sus behavior and i can‘t even post memes who the hell posted so many pics to reach image limit
>>32302070>>32302077>>32302085Of course they do, how the fuck else do you filter out men with bad traits. If anything incels should advocate for honesty because they believe they have bad looks and good personalities whereas Chads have good looks and bad personalities which they lie about.
>>32302090Make a new thread silly.
>>32302078How do you people go around getting into trouble while drunk? I have a sip of alcohol and it would take an act of congress to get me to get off the couch, let alone go fight the cops or drive around town.
>>32302087What AI did you use for that voice?
>>32302092no u
>>32302098Sigh, but it's not page 9.
>>32302061But I am male. >>32302032Just FYI, >>32302042 isn`t me
>>32301990>I'm still very good friends with his first wife and his kids thoughOk I forgive you you seem cool>>32302044Confidence>>32302038Howdy>>32302070Okay so women do value honesty.But they also value at least being able to fake functioning like a well adjusted member of society. Being able to fake extroversion means you'll go to weddings with her and not be a little bitch about it. Shows that she can take you outside of the house and not be embarrassed by your behavior.
>>32302091The kinds of men that get labeled "chads" by this thread don't even bother lying about their shitty personalities, they wear them on their sleeves and women create a fictional version of them in their minds to justify their attraction. Guys do the same shit, but when men do it we're allowed to laugh at it.
>>32302099and? you see any police around? image limit is a valid reason for a new one
>>32302107Okay oldfag, thanks for letting me know the rules, I'm kinda new ^_^
>>32302087Imposter. You are not Her.
>>32302095I just reposted an old voca.
H-how do I download a pornhub video/audio?
>>32302108cute summer child, lemme show you around :3
>>32302110Your radar is so broken you can't tell when I'm actually posting.
>>32302116>>32302116>>32302116NOUVEAU
>>32302112yt-dlp.exeYou can pretty much download any video off of any video sharing webiste
>>32302113Wow can we hold hands? :3
>>32302079It looks like you are confused. I replied to >>32301861 thinking that you are >>32301835. Was there an opportunity to say that you're not her in >>32301861? Yes, there fucking was. I wish your kind wouldn't gaslight because it's pathetic.
>>32302122I am the top post that you linked in >>32301847I responded to a (you) lmfao.
If you are the top post then DO NOT reply to the bottom post without saying NTA. Dumbass.
>>32302139My post was>>32301818So you telling me I can't complain doesn't even really make sense?
>>32302147He is literally the only one who cares and it's the end of the thread let me have my fun. Just let him have the tantrum lol.
>>32302044>tfw I am the emo vampire type of introvert
>>32302148How am I supposed to know which one you are if you don't reply properly? Get a tripcode if you're so worried.
>>32302044Be cuteIntroverts > extroverts
>>32302162>worriedThe one that is concerned about who's who is you dude I don't care? I told you "hey that wasn't me" and you threw a tantrum like a preschooler lol.
>>32302170>rely on someone else's talking points>backpedal like a retard
>>32302199>rely onNow you're just being autistic on purpose
>>32302203>>32302199Get a room you two.
>>32302087Hey I know you whore
>>32301910MGuy I know fitting the general description and status of Mr. Darcy seemingly burned out on Chadhood, got burned too many times by clout-thirsty gold diggers, and just settled down with (I suspect) an actual prostitute. The certainty of a transactional situation makes sense when the alternatives are rather unpleasant and possibly dangerous.
>>32302231I'm a slut, not a whore. Get it right.
>>32301910Male>Does anyone know who Chads actually end up with?Chad doesn't actually exist.>ThereIsNoChad.jpgOf the two pussy magnets I've known in my life, one never settled down and is apparently happily single and still bedding women a decade younger than him. The other married a trad Christian woman who wouldn't have sex before marriage, struggled with PTSD, alcoholism, infidelity, and Bipolar disorder. He eventually cleaned up (once he realized that alcohol literally turns OFF his inhibitions in his brain). And they're happily married with grandkids and he credits his life and happiness entirely to his wife.Both men were 5'6" or shorter btw.
Women, do you have any hobbies?
>>32301836Those guys are a self fulfilling prophecy.https://www.peopleskillsdecoded.com/shy-guys/No woman can stand being around guys that are so unconfident and self sabotaging.
>>32302044>emo vampire type of introvertBut I want that
>>32302457Sucking dick
