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What should I do
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>>32321385
Get a hair transplant or a wig, and lose weight
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>>32321385
Plane ticket to Turkey, get a hair transplant there.
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>>32321385
Can’t believe I have to share a website with disgusting freaks like this. Makes me feel sick
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>>32321444
Don’t understand
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doesnt matter if you are white tho
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>>32321477
If you don't get the meme your a newfag.
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>>32321385
Buzz it. Lose weight. Grow more beard if you can. If you can't, trim up what you got. Make it look good. Don't be an obnoxious faggot. Buy an onahole and water based lube. Cum a lot. Cry a little. Do a lot of psychedelics. Call it a day.
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>>32321482
>doesnt matter if you are white tho
This ain't true, sure being White helps overall but being a bald man is a pretty bad hand to be dealt with most men can't pull it off. OP can least get a transplant in the modern era.
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>>32321487
I am a new fag. Also you’re not your
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>>32321436
>>32321477
leave the site then newfag. we have enough zoomer normie scum here already.
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>>32321500
U mad cuz I called u an ugly freak bro?
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>>32321385
>lose 5-10 kg but through exercise and eating a little better so it sticks and you get a healthier complexion
>buzzcut and beard, regularly maintained
>fresh hoodies - owning 2 and wearing them over and over again is a bad mindset
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>>32321511
yes. this site is for ugly freaks more than it is for people like you.
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>>32321518
Don’t cry lmao
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>>32321511
This >>32321518 it's always been more of an outcast site hell it literally is an outcast site, the oldest of oldfags were "undesirables" from SomethingAwful that were kicked out by LowTax so Moot made this place.

There is some lore for you newfags. Most of the Zoomies on here weren't even born yet when all that happened.
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>>32321385
Get ripped and go to a barber. It's literally that simple
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>>32321385
Dude I look like this and I get rejected and looks of disinterest from women all the time.

Sorry to tell you, but there's NO HOPE for me and even less for you
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>>32321611
Nigger are you literally 15 lmao pencil necked tiktok looksmaxx.org skincare tutorial makeup looking ass
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>>32321725
singelhandedly lowering the average iq of the site every time you post, well done.
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>>32321611
you must have the charisma of a middle aged indian man on kik.
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>>32321385
Buzz everywhere and grow goat to the max.
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>>32321385
Learn to enjoy pegging and being pee’d on.
You have just the type of head that would ask for these
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>>32321823
Nah I am cool, I am an introspective soft-spoken guy that is interested in art, literature, philosophy, science and spirituality, but they don't care about anything I have to say.

>>32321725
I am 28, I just look young because I skipped all that partying, alcohol and drugs shit in my 20's
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Just shave it and focus on weight loss and developing muscle/a personality and you’ll be fine. Bald men are hot contrary to what so many of them think. If you were black you’d be even hotter, but alas, you are not.
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>>32321611
>looks like manhwa protag
>still gets rejected

It's over.
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>>32321385
shave your head
lose weight
gain muscle
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>>32321385
I think the answer is obvious
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>>32321385
Start a blackpill channel on youtube like some kind of neo-eggman and make money
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>>32323294
stop falling for that guy's stupid demoralization psyop, that image is obviously AI, zoom into it, it's incredibly glossy and weird looking.
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>>32321579
I asked AI where to find communities for me online and one of the places it suggests is somethingawful the pub. I go there turns out you have to pay $10 to join now and its dead along with most of the other suggestions it gave me. Fucking dismal state of the internet. We're stuck here theres nothing out there
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>>32321611
Are you approaching white women or women of your own race?
Streetshitteresses i mean.
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>>32321611
Guarantee he only hits up white girls. Black and brown men need to be humbled.
Hit on your own so we don’t have to hear them complain about how no one loves them. Theyre right obviously but still
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>>32321385
Shave it bro
It's over
see what you have to work with from there
you'll definitely have to tan some once you're shaven
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For hair, Rogain/other topical hair loss medicine, microneedling, and saw palmetto/rosemary hair oil mix to leave in overnight. Once your hair fills in enough you can get either a sew in toupee for your bald spots, or if you have the money get some hair implanted.
For asymmetry do some face yoga for symmetry, and if that doesn't work it's probably your hip muscles are uneven, there's exercises for that. Your moles make you look unpolished get them lasered off or use a cream with arbutin. Use a hyaluronic acid toner and a vitamin e oil to keep your wrinkles from getting worse. Your nose and lips are ok. And obviously lose fat and gain muscle. After you've done all this buy some clothes based on your "color season". But if you're 5'5 or below just accept your fate and moneymaxx.
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>>32324106
Chicks hate bald men unless they're model tier, don't let him cope.
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>>32321611
It's your deer/prey eyes
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>>32323961
He's probably under 6'5 so naturally most women regardless of race will reject him. Many such cases.
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>>32321482
Lol you can be ugly as fuck as any skin color.. him being white isn't going to change the fact that he's like a 1, and thats being generous considering hes a pedophile.
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>>32324648
I am 1.84 meters. last time i had tinder i had like 2.000 matches and about 5 to 10 new women would message me first daily.
I went out for coffee with 3 women and have been togehet with the 3rd one for over 2 years now.
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>>32321385
Shave your head, lose weight. Start with that.
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>>32321611
No offense bud, but you look like a twink. Women dont like twinks.
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>>32321611
bait. call it.
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>>32325257
proofs?
post bio
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>>32321385
Hair is not your strong suit, so you should shave that all off. Maybe buy some wigger baseball hat or a skull bandana. And then put some scary tattoo on the side of your head. That would be the only way to appear a bit like a bad boy. Being handsome is not for you. More like a maybe rocker, drugdealer look.
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>>32321385
Shave your head and lose 100 pounds.

Stop being retarded and go for a 6 mile run (seriously).

Here's a routine:
>Don't eat or drink 3 days straight every week. (except water)
>On days you do eat just make it one meal. Ideally just chicken breast or beef.
>Count your calories to make sure it's under 1600 a day
>Walk 10k steps daily. Sprint at least a mile.
>Incorporate some green tea(with a litttle apple cider vinegar), beef broth, and maybe a vitamin to supplemant your starve maxxing.
>Start lifting heavy weights every day. (Different muscle each day. )

You'll see results in 3 months and be a new man in 6. You won't attempt this because you are a lazy crybaby faggot though. Also if your not uber poor, just check with a Turkish doctor to see if a hair transplant is possible.
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>>32323623
>Fucking dismal state of the internet.
Shit slowly got worse every year after 2007 mobilefags ruined the internet, internet least on the surface feels more like a corporate parking lot these days than anything else. There use to be millions of forums for everything, lot of unique sites but most of those are dead now.
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>>32325818
My bio was literally empty.
One time i switched it. Made myself female and looked for males and i tell you even handsome dudes have total faggy off turning bios.
Do not put a fucking bio.
Disnt even post my job and im an architect, arguably the sexiest job out there.
Sadly dont have the screens anymore, so you can take my word for it or you dont.
My pics were
>me with a bright smile in snowboarding clothes and my snowboard on a mountain (havent done that shit in years)
>me squatting in front of a beautiful waterfall in a forest while hikinh (havent hiked in years)
>me in motorcycle clothes leaning back infront of a beautiful lake with a happy smile (havent biked since the accident, am looking to sell it, gf doesnt even like motorcycles)
>a pov meme about girls looking lustily at me after they had covid and lost their taste
>a picture of me parasailing (i have beautiful feet lmao)
>me with bad posture smiling with my eyes closed in front of some volcanic mountains in france
>me from the side at night smiling with a scarf around my head (so many bitches chatted me up saying omg ur scarf looks so comfy)

No sunglasses, no fish, no unflattering clothing like biker shorts im literally average looking but well groomed and dressed.
Check out the instas of hot stacies and stage the same pics, and dont fall for memes like bali or boldering or asking what her favourite drink is.
Find actually nice hiking destinations, do shit you would do with her is the kinda picture youre trying to paint.
Oh and never ever use selfies, almost noone looks good in selfies.
Take your mom or dad or sibling with you have a nice picnic and then make them take a pretty pic of you.
My girlfriend had her favourite song in her bio and the first message i sent her was

>hey you like this song you will most likely also like this song from this lesser known band
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>>32326086
What if I’m 181 cm? And have black hair and mixed raced and not toned ?
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>>32326166
Youre tall, what races are you mixed from?

But still the same principles apply.
I literally swiped right on every leftist bitch i came across and never matched despite being in the super like category all the time, you know the one you have to use diamonds on and you get a free one per day.
Meaning the women i attract with my profile are of a certain type, the type that is attracted to men with big smiles in nature.
That being said i did get some very degenerate shit sometimes, like super cute blonde angel asking for a threesome with her bf or some milfs that said they only want sex.
Dont get any ideas, youre in dating to find a wife and get married, everything else is not even worth the effort.
The best part is that this is much less dependant on finding the right person but rather on being the right person, meaning it is within your control.
When i moved in together with my gf we had alot of fights and i sometimes was really mean to her, she cried a few times.
It makes me very sorry to think about this and im glad i noticed my bad behavior and could change it.

That all being said do not fail your shit tests.
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>>32321385
Buzzcut, work out, stop collecting pokémon cards.
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>>32321385
accept it and shave or buzz cut it. the only thing worse than going bald is being a self conscious bitch about it and trying to cover it up.
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>>32321385
buzzcut + keto diet and calisthenics + grow a full healthy beard
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>>32321385
lose weight, buzz cut, work out
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>>32321611
NOPE. ai slop.
check the LEFT FUCKING EAR.
some of u have fucking autism.
i hate fags like this who try to demoralize you all. stay safe anons.
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>>32331028
also neck area is rlly wonky. too much airbrushing. weird fucking post. mf has way too much time on his hands. what is the purpose behind posting that like wtf
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>>32321385
vaxx status?
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If you don't shave bald then maybe a killing spree is in order.
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>>32327515
I’m part euro part middle eastern, I look like a Greek guy (from what ppl tell me)
But how do you know which type of girls you attract ? And what if it isn’t your type of girls ?
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>>32321385
Protip: most women hate combovers more than baldness
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>>32331538
Idk about your type but if youre the male version of picrel ofc youre gonna suffer.
>But how do you know which type of girls you attract ?
Just think man, think in stereotypes, they are true.
>What kinda woman would be attracted to the manni am presenting myself as?
So if you take alot of pics of you hirseback riding youre gonna attract one of those crazy horsegirls
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>>32321385
u look cute
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>>32331787
I’m not the male version of picrel but that woman is my type, artsy liberal white girls idk why I’m conservative in my views and have polar opposite opinions to those type of chicks
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>>32331040
>what is the purpose behind posting that like wtf
demoralization



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