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I'm going to lose my virginity tonight with some chick at a party I'm going with
How do I stop being stressed and nervous about it
for reference, I'm 6'0 tall but I also weigh around 260 pounds
How is the best way to perform
already shaved my balls and I'm bringing her a bottle
how do I not fuck this up?
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>>32323662
You can act as if you had a 9 inch cock.
Act as if.
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>>32323662
>How do I stop being stressed and nervous about it
More like, how can she stop being stressed and nervous about it? Top shagger anonymous is about to fuck at a party for the first time, she should be shitting herself at the sex god that will be born that night.

Have some confidence man, it doesn't matter what your stats are or what you prepped, regardless you are gonna get laid. If you start letting your nerves get the better of you, decision making will go to shit and the last thing you wanna do is get lost in your own head about worries and not do anything in a party of all places. Who knows though, she might be cool with you regardless of you spilling spaghet, but you have to be able to take her reaction on the chin and laugh it off. Have fun at the party bro and make sure to enjoy yourself
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>>32323662
Eat a little fruit for energy. Take a piss and shit. Shower and make sure to clean your asshole and balls with soap. Make sure your condoms aren't expired and have a water bottle near the bed if you get thirsty during. If you're fat then let her be on top or you'll run out of breath, but if you're fit you can missionary. Don't do anything you've seen in porn, search up "loving couple" vids if you need examples. Make sure to kiss her and feel her up before putting it in. Don't honk her boobs or pinch them hard or twist them. You can pull the nipples slightly back and forth. And if you put your palm on her boob you can press them slightly and do a circular motion, not too fast. For the clit do light to medium pressure, and a circular motion. Put on condom. When you put it in don't do it in 1 stroke, go a bit deeper every stoke. Don't ram it in or jackhammer. If you go soft just do more foreplay. It's normal to go soft or not finish due to nerves, just get her off and she won't judge you too much. Don't say anything except to ask if the pressure or speed is ok, or if she asks something. When you finish brace yourself so you don't fall on top of her. Ask if she wants to cuddle, and offer her some water. Don't bring up next time unless she does, infact it's safer to just stay quiet unless she says something first. Text her later to make sure she got home safe.
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Anonymous is bringing a bottle of spermicidal lube like in Super Bad.



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