I had a girlfriend over 10 years ago and that’s it, I don’t know why I’ve never gotten anyone else, I’m 29 now and I need people to be brutally honest on my looks so I know where I’m going wrong
>>32324868You're kinda fat but overall pretty normal.
you're fatyour fashion sense is non existentdo something about your acne
This was me and my only girlfriend way back when
>>32324877I’m not that fat
>>32324868You really should dial in your nutrition & hit the gym dude. There's nothing wrong with your face. You would be way more attractive if you found a hairstyle you like that fits your face & skull, lose the body-fat, and put on a little bit of muscle.
>>32324881Did you eat her? Cause that’s the only explanation for that double chin and round as hell gut
>>32324868You're just way too fat. Put the fork down fatty. Go to fit, they have a good fat thread, it will help you stay motivated.
>>32324952It’s not that round
>>32324999Yeah sure, I bet your girlfriend loved seeing you look like you’ve gotten pregnant
>>32324868Hello Kieren, I’m a straight woman, I will give you my honest opinion.First you have a kind face and you have good features. Another positive thing, your biggest concerns are totally fixable! The weight is a problem my love, It really is but you can change it. I feel you should try something like a boxing class or bjj because it will help you gain confidence in your own body. I’ve seen martial arts change men in very positive ways over time, maybe it has something to do with the mental state you have to be in to spar. I’ve also heard they are generally pretty supportive environments. I’m sure you’ve heard the term ‘toxic masculinity’, well from what I’ve heard a lot of martial arts spaces are the opposite of that. I really feel this would be good for you- if I had to guess, you probably haven’t tapped into your masculinity like that in awhile. The clothing you are wearing isnt bad it just looks a bit unkempt. You dont need to completely change your style or anything drastic like that just find better fitting and higher quality pieces. Confidence and a healthy physique will play a big role in how your cloths fit as well. Last thing, go get a good quality haircut. A good haircut does wonders. You’re pretty cute and a very long way from hopeless so don’t give up and don’t think badly of yourself.Best of luck Kieren
>>32324868>get skinny until you lose the moon face >switch to one mcdouble once a day and drink coffee, it's a hunger suppressant >style your hair better before you lose it >get invisalign or regular braces and get the wavy permanent retainer to floss with ease>take pride in what you wear and get better clothes
>>32325041based kind woman
>>32324999Are you autistic?
you look like a chill dude, just go to the gym pleasssseeeeeeee :)
>>32325094How did you know? :o
>>32324868>>32325127Can you post a pic of your belly shirtless? sorry I just find round hairy bellies attractive
>>32325197Oh wow uh sure I guess..
>>32325200nice
>>32324868Skip dinner or start smokingAlso drink 3 cups of green tea per dayAnd stop eating junkfood.Look up jamie olivers easy quick meals and cook yourself every day, look up jacques pepin for date night recipes that will get you laid.And most importantly get a crucifix and a swastika poster or a picture of hitler that you can throw a nazi salute to anytime youre feeling your morale slip and pray to god every night.If you are not a nazi christian i would like you to consider that you will never be a woman
>>32324887Yeah but you could stand to lose one of the two chins, some of the cheek puffs, and the pregnant lady belly
>>32324868Wash your face with charmomyle tea every other day or so. At least once a week
this has to be a troll thread wtf.
>>32324875>kindaAnon he's fat as fuck, he's literally bursting at the seams of his shirts.
Dude you're not just fat, you're pregnant and your teeth are messed up. Facial ratio is kind of bad, but you made it way worse.You need to destress, work out a fuck ton and cut on 1000 calories a day for a year minimum to see any improvement.
>>32324868It's not your looks.
>>32324868You look like a middle aged man child. Impossible to get women when you look like this.
>Lose fat, go use the machines at the gym instead of running/lifting so you don't hurt yourself, calculate your cal limit and do high protein diet for fullness and muscle building>Start anti hairloss cream NOW, it's starting to recede, and get a haircut that doesn't yell little boy, see picrel, or if you like you can grow it out as long as you can, this is a unique look and you have the hair thickness for it>Get Invisalign >Figure out a skincare routine for acne and smoothing, not sure where you are but cerave is cheap and works for most people, acne control cleanser, acne control gel, and am moisturizer>Get different glasses, just not nerd rectangular ones, you have a soft wholesome expression so maybe small/medium sized circular glasses with a thin gold frame >Grow in your beard and trim it down so it makes your jaw seem sharper>Dress like a grown-up, white button down and jeans/formal pants, nice sneakers or loafers>Your shoulders are kind of narrow, wear jackets with built in shoulders pads, and a simple gold necklace to draw attention away from your shoulders, herringbone necklace is classic look>You have nice hands, wear a ring or two to draw attention to them>Go to an esthetician and get your asymmetrical caterpillar eyebrows threaded and cleaned up >Only real face issue is thin lips, get some lip plumper lipbalmYou have good features you just need to put in effort, ~90% of lookmaxxing ppl wished they had a such a good starting point. And based on your previous comments, yes you are fat, and yes you need to put in effort. Do you want a hot gf or a landwhale? It's up to you puting in effort.
walking heart attack phenotype. are you an alcoholic? that belly is honesty impressive
>>32324868Lose weight. Get a tan. Get rid of the incel glasses. Grow a beard
You're extremely overweight and look to have poor hygiene
>>32324952
holy shit man, you're one year younger than me and look 10 years older. you rotmaxxed for a decade of course you look shit. do the normie things first before you do anything else. lose weight, take care of your skin, get rid of that greasy mop
Twenty fucking nine and you look fifty fucking nine years old my dude. I'm inching 25 and you can pass as my pedo uncle.
>>32324868You look like a sex offender
>>32324868you're fat as fuck, but apart from that, you're also not very attractive, I'd give you a good 3 or 4 on the attractiveness scale, that's the main reason you're not getting any, you're ugly and fat, enjoy the friendzone.
>>32324887yes you are, at least 20 kilos over the acceptable amount judging by those photoseat less, especially carbs/sugars, start walking/jogging and makes sure to always get a good amount of sleep every nightin a couple of months, you will witness huge transformation and you will be thankful, not to me, but to yourself
Look into how to buy Mounjaro. Once you start losing weight you'll be motivated to exercise. Then you'll have the confidence to start searching for women.
>>32324868Fat, facial hair doesn’t suit you, though it may post-weight loss, but what’s really wrong is probably deficiency in your character. Maybe you don’t take risks, or you’re abrasive, or you’re not socialized well and come off as unappealing. Or maybe it’s something else entirely. Look long at yourself in the mirror of introspection, and honestly diagnose the deficiencies in your character. The only solution then, is to work to become a more well-rounded person.Do this and you’ll probably get a cute girl at some point. You’re getting up there but a man can still have kids comfortably for much longer than a woman. Good luck.
>>32324887lmao this is the only reason you are single. you actually aren’t classically ugly. your bmi is 100% in the obese range. you lose 40-50 pounds and you will get a girl easily. you are fat
obvious humiliation fetish post
>>32324868You take zero care of your body. I don't know your height but aside from that you have a good foundation in my opinion. Learn about proper diet and nutrition and get a skincare routine. You look like shit but it's due to self-neglect.
>>32324868Lose weight and gain muscle you have the face to be an absolute Chad
>>32324868is this a larpif not then is op rich?i mean he is not hopeless. he literally had a fucking gf. better than khhv virgins on here. hopiumpilled
I look worse than OP.Yet, stealing your dream girl is no effort.
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>>32334261So, how is it going with her?
Calories in, calories out
>>32324887I'm like 1/3rd of that, and still consider myself fat. I think it's more useful to think health-wise instead of comparing with high percentiles -- both in the context of general health and attractiveness, since they're much more important in your situation.
