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Ask The Opposite Gender Anything
previous episode >>32324210
magic edition
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>>32326530
I love women!
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the west has fallen
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I love
>her
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https://suno.com/song/6d61e940-cceb-44f0-b09a-4949441b96f6
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I dont know what hurts more femanon (you)ing with that post >>32326384 or her not not even bothering to reply to my reply.
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>>32326544
Why did you say serial killer twice
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The /atoga/ paradox
Men who want female attention come into one of the few threads that explicitly has women in it and try to chase them away
Why?
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>>32326549
mommy issues
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>>32326549
Cognitive dissonance that doesn't allow them to admit they crave female validation.
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Gender
Does anyone else hate talking about their feelings?
Talking about the weather and pop culture and Samus cute butt is enough for me
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>>32326554
you have the same waifu as yanderedev. ew
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>>32326554
Talking about my feelings is horrifying. The only one who needs to know that shit is me.
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>>32326561
based
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A well formed MILF is hotter than even the hottest young thing
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>>32326554
M
I only talk about my feelings with myself
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>>32326567
Lucky me.
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>>32326571
sus
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>>32326549
M

I'm here because I enjoy reading women's perspectives on various stupid topics when they don't feel like they're forced to sugar coat things or be polite. If I wanted attention from women I'd go put on my slutty Christmas jogging outfit and go for a run, guaranteed at least one catcall per use.
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>>32326567
let's not get too uppity. it's just a fetish
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>>32326575
Shh.
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>>32326549
The women here ignore all my questions trying to get advice from them and instead answer "what does it feel like to have boobs" for the thousandth time.
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>>32326567
Most hot MILFs where hot when they were younger.
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>>32326549
Smol Femanons only lurk.
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>>32326579
This is just an average, a woman looks best after her first pregnancy when her boobs have grown and her hips have widened so she has the perfect feminine hourglass shape
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Is it reasonable to cry for 15 minute because the expensive jeans I ordered fit horribly and make my butt look extra flat
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Women, does getting replies from men in these threads secretly give you warm and fuzzy feelings? Like getting replies from women does for me.
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Women, what does it feel like to have boobs? Both physically and psychologically.
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Men, when was the last time you were called "sir"?
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>>32326582
Do you think women will answer a question that is basically 'how do i manipulate this woman into sleeping with me'? lmao
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>>32326589

No?
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>>32326591
I hated having them for years but now I don't mind them so much
>>32326579
Yuck
>>32326554
F
Yes, I feel selfish doing it
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>>32326582
I answer every question that doesn't look like transparent incel bait.

>>32326589
Yes, especially if you ordered them in hopes of getting a cute butt.

>>32326590
No, being female on 4chan means that a (You) usually means someone is telling me to get raped.

>>32326591
>physically
Heavy
>psychologically
Heavy
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>>32326580
dont shush me
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>>32326549
It's called negging. It works.
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>>32326584
I feel like with most guys that are into milfs it's more of an attraction to the (perceived) attitude, like that they're more laid back and friendly, plenty of guys get crushes on their friends moms because they're adult women who are friendly to you and there's no pressure in talking to them, and then some guys just never grow out of it.
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>>32326593
An hour or so ago
I say good morning to everyone who comes into the building to be friendly but for some reason there's one specific guy that always looks nervous and says "hello sir" as if he's going to get in trouble
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>>32326604
>>32326603
Pink ATOGAN moment.
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>>32326588
majority of girls look worse after pregnancy especially if they got pregnant after 20. saggier tits, stretchmarks, deformed tummy, wider pussy, they get fatter
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>>32326595
No they are vintage :(
>>32326604
Thank you! I hate when I forget that the body of the model doesn't come with the clothing
>>32326599
Probably true
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>>32326593
>when was the last time you were called "sir"?
Thursday at 1:47 pm.
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>>32326554
F, yes because too much 4chan has made me worried guys will think I'm using them as an "emotional tampon"
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>>32326593
This weekend at Chik-fil-A when the cute cashier had to tell me I needed to remove the lid if I wanted a refill
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>>32326606
It works if the other person is already desperate and too much of a pushover to say anything back. Girls try that shit too and they get away with it more than guys because guys are usually more desperate.
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Women, when's the late time you were sexually harassed?
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>>32326605
Whatchu gon do about it
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Men I need ideas for Christmas
What yall want
Looking for ideas for my bf he’s 27 likes math and music
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>>32326589
15 minutes feels acceptable if it only happens on rare occasions. But if you're the type to cry because stuff like that then it probably happens regularly.
I'd say don't do stuff that have potentially severe consequences enough that they make you cry it it goes wrong. "Don't bet more than you can afford to lose."
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Women, what kind of things do you like to talk about on first dates?
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>>32326619
see
>>32326620
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>>32326593
A charity worker knocked on my door, she was very young and called me sir. I'm not that old but I am graying
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>>32326624
Interests. Depends where we go really.
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>>32326604
>Heavy
Favorite lincoln park music vid
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>>32326593
I have never been called that. But then I'm not an anglo.
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>>32326614
Oh no, not a heckin tamponerino. Have you ever considered that maybe I'd actually WANT to be a few inches tall and stuck in your vagina?????
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Non-US anons, would you date an American who can't find your country on a map? State gender too I guess.
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>>32326530
What a shitty edition. I wanted to make a new thread.
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Women, have you ever been called Ma'am?
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>>32326623
No it doesn't happen often
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>>32326596
Well, no. Only some of my ignored questions boil down to that though.
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>>32326701
not my problem
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>>32326697
What is the equivalent in your language?
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>>32326619
Depends on what you count as harassment. I heard a guy talk about my ass to another guy earlier this month.
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>>32326622
I never had a gf during Christmas.
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Is it possible to have a fulfilling relationship with someone who you don't share any common interests with?
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>>32326624
Work hobbies and art
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>>32326702
Yes. Worked with kids my whole life.
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>>32326702
Yea, I don't like it but meh
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>>32326708
That wouldn't have counted if you didn't overhear.
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>>32326700
F no
>>32326702
In bed
>>32326710
Yes and no you have to meet them half way
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>>32326700
M
Yes, give cute dumb country girl now
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>>32326604
>being female on 4chan means that a (You) usually means someone is telling me to get raped.
Why would you subject yourself to that?
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>>32326700
M
Dating a retarded american girl does sound kinda hot but I only really want to date for marriage and I am not marrying a woman that cant even find Germany on a map.
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>>32326614
Based Jam Orbital femanon enjoyer, do you like his kink stuff?
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>>32326714
makes you insecure about being old?
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>>32326554
I wish a hot superhuman like samus could exist and love me
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>>32326702
Yes, but I am 30 to be fair.
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>>32326614
Weird
Feminists seem to believe that men are using women as an emotional tampon
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>>32326604
Get loved, bitch. I hope you have or find someone who makes you feel special.
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>>32326700
F. If he can't point to Canada on a map, I think he has brain damage.
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>>32326622
Budget?
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>>32326567
my desire to turn a young woman into a MILF who has aged like fine wine is powerful
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>>32326715
Exactly. It's fine if they kept it to themselves. Whispering exists.
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>>32326622
I'm kind of over gifts and physical possessions in general.
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Females,

Rank these hentai interests/fetishes from least to most concerning

Lolicon (daughter/daddy rp, oyakodon rp, age reminders while we fuck to highlight the illicitness)
Furry (petplay, fapping together to anthro on male hentai, collars and tailplugs and pupwear)
Guro (fapping together to guro hentai, misogynist meat proclamations as you spread your pussy and wobble your ass in front of me declaring your existence as rapemeat and food to fuck and kill, choking while we fuck, biting and lapping your blood from the bitemarks, drawing cut-lines on your body with ink, knifeplay, scratching a blade along your contours, talking about how easily I could kill you, gripping your neck and squeezing it in casual/semi-public settings for that ‘what if we get caught fun)

Also you wouldn’t be able to tell me no when I want to fuck, so anytime I’m home I can molest or strip and rape you and if you push me away I beat you up until you stop fighting it and I kiss the booboos. Also I want a month where you stay in my condo isolated and naked for a month and are unable to communicate with anyone, I want lots of scenarios holding power over you and benevolently pushing you to your limits to make you stronger for me. I’m also also extremely touch-starved and I want to cuddle a lot. Those aren’t fetishes but rank the ick on all that too.
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>>32326554
Male
I want to like it, but most the time when I try talking about them I get ignored, made fun of, or villified. But then if I don't talk about them they get mad at me
I'm a really sensitive and emotional guy but I feel forced into stoicism and pretending to be happy all the time
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Non-US people, what's the neatest thing about North America to you?
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>>32326614
This only applies to real life when you have some friendzoned sucker who you treat like a quasi-boyfriend without sex or romance.
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>>32326729
Yikes
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>be handsome
>girl talks to tyou
>see the light leave her eyes as you open your mouth and reveal your boring autist personality
cut me into pieces.
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>>32326735
The untouched nature followed by the people
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>>32326738
okay
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>>32326735
that they'll collapse into a civil war in next 20 years
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>>32326619
I don't think this counts but yesterday someone made a less than complimentary comment about my boobs.
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>>32326622
A calculator shaped like a music note
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Femanon this could be us but you're still playing.
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>>32326739
reminds me of experiences from short guys who notice a woman checking them out, then see the light die in her eyes as they stand up.
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>>32326735
I live there, for starters
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>>32326722
I'm not sure maybe, I just don't like it but meh.
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>>32326744
On 4chan?
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>>32326725
Am I the only man out there that has an active social life with friends or is this article fake news
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>>32326748
brvtality
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>>32326735
Their stock market (hopefully) funding my retirement.
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>>32326747
Stop spamming this or I'll spam it back at you, moid.
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>>32326732
no
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>>32326752
No, no, I wouldn't really care about that. Irl.
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>>32326756
Do it
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>>32326739
This is my last resort
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>>32326758
You go outside?
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>>32326758
Dang, sorry. Maybe real life people just have no taste.
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>>32326753
That's just exceedingly uncommon these days
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>>32326760
Hope you're ready when I get home from work, fuckface.
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>>32326622
Not a man but I also like math and music and read a book called "Music by the Numbers", it was pretty good! I recommend if he likes to read
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>>32326762
Haha. Against my better judgement.
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>>32326739
>be the tallest guy in the room
>girl checks you out constantly
>the moment you eventually say something, she focuses on the phone and never looks your way again
It's funny at this point. I can't wait to experience this again.
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Pretty sure I am going to get broken up with for the first time later today and want to know if anyone has any advice for this? And how do I not kill myself over it
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>>32326760
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>>32326770
honestly if you're a tall guy and you're fumbling this bad it's on you.
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I watched a porn video last night on /gif/ where this thick curly haired girl was fucking with a guy and she barely enjoyed it and it cut to her having sex with a big dicked guy and enjoying it (at least it seemed so) a lot more. The thread was about dick size comparison (ie jerk off to your insecurities thread).

What size of dick would mean no enjoyment for a woman? Just to know...
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>>32326707
There isn't really one. The culture I live in is more egalitarian in the way that people tend to call each other by first names regardless of rank, status or position.
I guess the closes equivalent I can think of is someone addressing me with the plural "you", which is a different word from the singular "you". But I can't recall any occurrence of that ever actually happening to me, except for if someone wants to sell me something.
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>>32326770
having a sense of humor about this stuff is crucial me thinks
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>>32326774
Both extremes, too massive or too small.
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>>32326772
You got home fast
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Why do so many women on the internet default to saying "she wouldn't pay attention to you!!" When some guys are talking about which woman they find hotter (and they're both hot women)?
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>>32326708
Did you feel harassed?
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>>32326700
F
Absolutely not lol
But maybe I would in an "I can save him" type of way, I could teach him what a map is
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>>32326727
Leaf detected

> me too
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Why do people with disabilities always have such dark sense of humor?
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Women
Would you let a guy makeout with your asshole?
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>>32326619
This morning when a guy on the bus yelled at me because I wouldn't turn around.

>>32326624
P E T S

>>32326702
Only by restaurant employees.

>>32326719
Sometimes there's funny posts here.

>>32326732
They're all tied for most concerning, since they all involve me. Why does a "hentai interest" require my participation?
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>>32326771
Break up NOW
do it
This is literally your only chance to come out on top
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>>32326735
M
Free speech and guns
You have no idea how bad life is when you don't have free speech. I think that's why Trump won, because the other side wants to ban free speech.
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and I cry
it's not fair
I just need a little loving.
I just need a little air
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>>32326780
I was annoyed. If I heard it, other people closer to them heard it. And then I feel obligated to protect my decency by calling them out.
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>>32326777
According to women who like "girth master" porn actor (giant docked giant guy) with enough preparation a big dick can have sex with no problems
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>>32326725
In literally every relationship I've ever been in or seen in my social circle it was the guy doing all of the "emotional labor."
>>32326753
No, it's pretty normal, feminists are just trying to convince women that they're owed something for exercising basic empathy and communication skills.
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>>32326735
I was so shocked that trump won
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>>32326732
schizophrenic
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>>32326791
That is made to appeal to women who want that type of sensation, it's still very painful. Don't tar every woman with the same brush, they are humans too.
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>>32326721
Very much yes, I forgot about them until I looked in my Metroid folder

>>32326771
Get ahead of the issue by quickly breaking up first!!
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>>32326785
Gladly, but only if he's prepping it for his dick by doing so.
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>>32326793
Why?
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>>32326785
I guess so. I have before
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>>32326771
It's okay to have a small mental breakdown/crying session privately. Ghost them or don't if they want to talk to you. If they want to be friends say no, why you ask? Because they're leading you on and only want to keep on doing so
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>>32326769
Can't you just leave your boobs at home?
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>>32326791
his dick is genuinely too big and it's impossible to watch his videos, it looks painful, its as thick as a twinks wrist.
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>>32326793
I was shocked that people were shocked, I know reddit was going full on echochamber but Harris was behind by literally every metric for a month leading up to the election.
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>>32326798
You elected a guy that wants to leave NATO and declare economic jihad against us.
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>>32326764
Nice, now where gf?
Before you say anything one group is mostly married couples with no single friends (wives seem to see single women as competition and chase off) and the other is my golfin frens who also are single.
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>>32326784
You get some adversity with disability. Humor can be a way to process pain and frustration and find light in dark situations.
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>>32326796
>>32326614
>>32326554
i wish i could eat samus' ass
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>>32326735
I have a crush on an American woman. I have never met her in real life.
I guess the second thing would be the geography.
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>>32326779
Because women interpret the conversation as "which would you date?" and not "which would you rape?"
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>>32326804
Should Americans have considered what would be best for foreign powers?
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All genders
Is there an inappropriate song from your childhood that was very popular among children?

M
Yes. It was about buying prostitutes and everyone in my kindergarten knew the song's words but none of us knew the meaning.
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>>32326801
Lol. Sadly no.
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>>32326773
The other situation is that she seems to maintain some level of interest but eventually realizes that I'm not the flirty charming type that she expects me to be. I don't know which outcome I like more. Sometimes I place a wager with myself and women tend not to disappoint.
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>>32326804
>>32326810
It's not gonna happen, he's merely a puppet
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>>32326797
What if he's really into it? The dick will be happily provided but he wants to tongue your asshole for several minutes
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>>32326619
friday when I was groped on public transit
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>>32326802
Women want (only) pythons that will make them sore and unable to walk for a few hours.

> tee hee
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>>32326799
You sound displeased by it
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>>32326782
What about a man who can do most of Europe but not really the balkans or that one country over near Estonia thats kind of russian but not really
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This woman had a channel devoted teaching women how to be a trophy wife. She's attractive, cute and loves to take care of the house. She married a man who said he's christian and righteous. Eventually she finds out the husband was sexually abusing and raping their daughters. The age of the daughters? Two and four.

What the fuck kind of demonic shit happens for a grown man to be attracted to 2 year old body and it's your own kid? While you have a beautiful, adult wife in your home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz11vwDKP4M
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>>32326810
Not really but such a drastic change from an ally leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Though I mostly blame our government as soon as the transatlantic friendship became a partisan issue in America, we should have tried to distance ourself from America as much as possible.
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>>32326805
I wish I had an answer for you
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>>32326813
M
Yeah. A lot of Eminem and Outkast shit. Then later, other rappers that were even worse.
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>>32326619
>all the examples are just men saying things women dislike
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>>32326819
Asian?
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>>32326804
>NATO
Why do Europeans cling to their subjugators like this?
> economic jihad
They're already waging ethnic jihad against you and have been for 70+ years
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>>32326818
It might become too much of a tease eventually, but a few minutes is perfect if you ask me.
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>>32326804
He's convicted of financial fraud and people still think he'll be good for the economy. Inflation was a global phenomenon which the Biden administration handled fairly well based on my reading, yet people just blame Biden for higher prices and so they want to go with the other guy. The fact that the other guy can't form a single coherent sentence, lies constantly, was impeached twice (and received a vote for conviction from a member of his own party, which has never happened in the history of the country), inspired an insurrection (and purposefully delayed the response to said insurrection), handled the pandemic abhorrently poorly, and is obvious conman and all-around embarrassment apparently means absolutely nothing.
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>>32326823
ye this is why you gotta be careful even with male relatives in the family its often the uncle or grandpa too i mean women do it too but far far less its like 90% male relatives 10% female relatives trust no one nigga
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>>32326822
Belarus? Or Latvia? Or Lithuania?
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>>32326619
I was raped ten years ago.
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>>32326815
how tall are you?
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>>32326802
I'm no twink but I have a Twink wrist. And even if you are saying this as something bad about girth masters dick, it still makes me feel like less of a man lmao
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>>32326834
>Why do Europeans cling to their subjugators like this?

Because they know they'll go right back to perpetual war the moment there's no boot on their necks.
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>>32326839
NTA
Incredible women…
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>>32326774
Men are the biggest dick obsessed market out there. Men love looking at big dicks and they want porn where women are fucked by big dicks. It's mostly a male-brain thing for some reason. I remember watching a docu about gay escorts and the bigger their dick is (or shemale ones) the more male clients they will get. Gay men are VERY obsessed on big dicks.

As far as women are concerned, I'm a virgin (f), so I can't tell you IRL experience but I remember reading a study that said most women prefer slightly above average but not too far above. So not like BIG dicks, but just a bit bigger than average. Like 6 inches around somewhere?
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>>32326837
Yet you still elected him. I hope ypy enoy your tariff driven inflation and the layoffs the trade war with Europe and Japan will cause.
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>>32326823
Jeeeez.
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>>32326554
M
No, I'm capable of talking about my feelings, talking about them is fine.
>>32326593
I believe it was last week, in a store.
>>32326622
I like fountain pens. I could also maybe use an Instant Pot, or some other electric pressure cooker.
>>32326784
Gallows humor is a way to "deal with it"
>>32326813
When I was in middle school, Blood on the Dance Floor was popular.
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>>32326833
yep
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>>32326844
Sorry, didn't mean to make you feel bad.
Remember incels have these tremendous standards for themselves but in reality women date men with smalll wrists and dicks all the time and have happy families with them
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>>32326849
>most women prefer slightly above average but not too far above. So not like BIG dicks, but just a bit bigger than average. Like 6 inches around somewhere?
As a 13-14cm guy you can understand why this makes me feel barely acceptable lol
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>>32326849
Nope.png
Women take part in the hate/mud slinging when a xyz Male does not have a big dick.
> snowbunnies
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>>32326813
F. Not from my childhood, but I remember being a child care worker in the early 2010's, and Katy Perry songs about threesomes and shit like that were playing while the kids sang along. It felt uncomfortable, but I didn't want to be the first one to say anything.
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>>32326854
It's just like my mangas!

Seriously, though, that's not cool.
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>>32326837
The issue is that the majority of Americans believe all that is total bullshit.
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>Girlfriend calls me this morning
>Tells me she wants time alone for a bit
>Asks me not to talk to her or come see her
>Says it'll only be for 2-3 days
>Ask her if I did anything wrong
>She says no and to not worry
So...this is a bad thing, right? Like she's either cheating or thinking about leaving me, there's nothing good from this, right?
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>>32326858
>he falls for marketing
Haha, filtered.
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>>32326858
NTA and NAG, but might that be because women are particularly vicious when insulting others and they /know/ that jabs about dicks will make guys cry?
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>>32326854
Fuck you
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>>32326846
>Be USA
>Expand so rapidly and far that you have zero competitors on your own continent and are the hegemon of the entire western hemisphere
>Prevent Europe from achieving unity and hegemony in the same way
>use the fact that European states have had to physically contend with other states as a justification for their subjugation
>all while enacting a revised Morgenthau plan to ethnically cleanse Europeans to match the racial makeup of the USA
Top kek brah, there's a reason the US army has historically sucked and only one through sheer quantity of arms and industry.
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>>32326864
Maybe, but realistically she probably is in a pit of despair over something about herself. There's no real reason to worry unless you feel like something came up.
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>>32326855
Yet knowing she had better dick will always make me feel less of a man. I know it's obsession but it's like knowing your man had always a better lay out there.

Locker room talk also black pills you as a man.

Also. Many married woman end up realizing what they lost on when they see bigger dick (many married women reacting to girth master)
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>>32326858
How can we, without psychically knowing your dick size?
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>>32326864
you should spy on her
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>>32326864

Do you have a birthday coming up? Maybe she's planning a surprise party while Chad's dick in her mouth. Otherwise...
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>>32326864
Either she's cheating or she's having a breakdown of sorts and doesn't trust you enough to tell you.
Personally, not a fan of it.
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>>32326860
I'd probably look better in a manga adaptation of my life
>>32326867
ok
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>>32326865
Bullshit.
Keep crying into your cracked, iPhone 8 screens, lmao.
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>>32326871
>many married women reacting to girth master
You are too deep in coomer territory to listen to reason. Keep staring at cocks and being sad.
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>>32326850
>Yet you still elected him.
Everyone in my family voted Harris. My wife and everyone in her family voted Harris. None of us are the dumbasses pushing Republicans away by accusing them of all being racist Nazis or whatever. We did what we could.
>I hope ypy enoy your tariff driven inflation and the layoffs the trade war with Europe and Japan will cause.
The people who voted for him will generally get what they deserve. It just sucks that the rest of us will also get what they deserve.
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>>32326855
Like >>32326849
Said. Women prefer 6 inches dicks in general. Having less will obviously be settling for.
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>>32326883
>noooo how can you not like bbc
Lmao.
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>showed my offer letter to my BPD supervisor this morning
>expected her to go psycho bitch mode
>instead she immediately goes lovebomb mode
>"I don't want to lose you, certainly not because of money, let me make some calls and see what I can do to match this offer"
This feels like the business equivalent of a woman trying to baby-trap me. Do you think that's an adequate analogy?
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>>32326883
Why the fuck did you save and repost that?
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women rejecting guys with android phones is just a meme right?
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Asian people, what's your favorite anime?
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>>32326886
>my wife and everyone in her family voted Harris
who did her boyfriend vote for?
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>>32326884
These women don't exist for some reason? I'm honestly asking. Also I have only seen one of his videos once.
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>>32326893
boom. roasted.
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>>32326883
I don't even understand what you're saying. Please rephrase your argument.
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>>32326842
Not even tall at 6' but the average for males here is noticeably lower. If I was truly tall then I suspect those things wouldn't happen, at least based on how women appear to interact with the 6'4 guys for example.
While I'm often the tallest in the room, I am aware that women's access to men isn't limited by those four walls that I'm surrounded by and they can easily select what they actually want by extending their reach to other circles, or cities or countries.
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>>32326893
>conservative immediately thinks of cuckholding
Like pottery
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>>32326891
Once you make fun of a woman for 20 minutes over her using an apple product she'll never bring up your android again
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>>32326892
Cowboy Bebop.
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>do you like dicks?
>yeah
>all sizes?
>yeah
>LIAR!!!!!!!
Women, there's no point engaging with this shit. Go paint your nails while the boys jerk themselves off in their despair orgy.
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>>32326880
Shut up, bitch.
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>>32326897
alright if you were 6'3, 6'4+ It would be your fault 100%
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>>32326903
Guess it's a good time for a cigarette.
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>>32326871
You're just gonna have to deal with the fact that some women like big dicks.
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>>32326898
He's claiming to be a married man voting for Harris, he brought it up first
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>>32326903
No. I will adamantly fight to talk about dicks in a positive way until even just mentioning dicks makes everyone feel happy and secure, including the stupid moids.
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>>32326868

Don't blame me. The Rothschilds and their sort perverted the European nobility long before they got to us. There's no getting around the fact that Europe has had mostly peace under American rule and the instant that rule is undermined the whole continent will be back at war.
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>>32326903
That's no fun, and I'd argue that the women get enough practice painting nails that are sitting still.
I think they should try and paint my nails while I jerk myself off. It's a fair game because while my hand will be moving, it's not like I'll be able to move it much if I want it to stay on my dick. :(
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>>32326892
nanatsu no taizai
>>32326903
i never do, i'm convinced it's just men trolling each other
>>32326904
i don't listen to fake pngs
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>>32326858
>Women take part in the hate/mud slinging when a xyz Male does not have a big dick.
Yes, women insult your dick size because they know men are obsessed with it and that insult stings the most. I don't agree with insulting body parts unless the man is REALLY an asshole and deserves it.


>>32326856
>As a 13-14cm guy you can understand why this makes me feel barely acceptable lol
Sorry, I should have worded it right. Their PERFECT dick would be around 6 inches according to the study. This means below is also good. It's kinda like when you ask a man for his perfect boob size? And most men will probably say a bit more than average, but not gigantic.

That doesn't mean a guy wouldn't desire or love a woman with average or below average breast. But when he is asked about like the PERFECT size he will likely say a bit more than the average cup.

>>32326887
Is a man settling for a woman who doesn't have his IDEAL ass and boob size? If you see a study that says most men think a D cup (random example) is perfection but his girlfriend has a B or C cup, do you think he is settling and unhappy? You don't need perfection in every aspect to be fulfilled.
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>>32326888
it's integral to his hatred of women that you don't like his penis
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>>32326839
No that little sucker between lithuania and polan
Belarus i know from the news and latvia i know from latvia jokes.
>what does one potato say to other potato?
>premise rediculous, who have 2 potato?
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>>32326889
Do not fall for it!
It’s classic guilt tripping. She is worried about all the extra work coming her way, after you leave.
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>>32326911
It's funny to me that he's complaining that Europe can't unite because of Americans when we're the ones who did unite them and we even set Germany up as the regional manager lol
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>>32326863
That's the main issue, isn't it? Trump set up a narrative that everything that goes against him, every crime he's convicted of, and so on are all just parts of a conspiracy against him. That it's the deep state, the "enemy within", and so on trying to make him fail. Therefore, no criticism of him is valid, and everyone who doesn't support him is part of the enemy.

The fact that so many people bought into this nonsense is incredibly depressing.
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>>32326910
All of your arguments can be dismissed with "you were just settling"
If you want to use your short time on this Earth to argue with sadbois, that's your choice
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>>32326928
Grats to the little West**.
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>>32326930
There has to be some sort of way to get through to them.
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>>32326903
A woman herself said so. Statistics show women prefer at least six inches.
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>>32326932
Lol. Did he get banned for that?
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>>32326892
I hope you get Ebola and AIDS.
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>>32326921
Pretty sure that counts as Russia!
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>>32326936
women also don't know how long six inches is
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>>32326892
Death note probably. I don't watch much anime
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>>32326924
Yeah I'm very aware of that. However, if she matched the pay, that would be a crazy raise.
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>>32326929
Yeah there's a certain boy who cried wolf effect with anything related to Trump, and it doesn't help that his political opponents DID engage in several retarded conspiracies against him so now he can casually dismiss everything as politically motivated. If you're going to shoot the king you better not miss, Democrats missed in several senses ranging from metaphor to literal.
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>>32326896
I would, but then your 8 white knights would derail the whole thing.
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>>32326907
t least you're honest about it unlike "all ficks are great " anons
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>>32326925

I don't think it's useful to make such reductive statements about a subject as complex as European geopolitics. We had a major hand in temporarily un-fucking the region but it was certainly not done out of anything other than imperialist self-interest. If it were up to me we'd go conquer France again right now.
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>>32326936
When will you learn that not every woman is the average woman, and when will you learn that the average exists because some women prefer larger and some women prefer smaller? You accomplish nothing when you meet a woman who prefers smaller and then you tell her that she's lying.
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>>32326941
>>32326936
No, not prefer. The PERFECT size was said to be around 6 inches. Perfect doesn't mean at least or acceptable. If men are asked what their perfect cup size is and they all say D cup above average slightly that doesn't mean they won't be satisfied by a C cup girlfriend.
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>>32326911
a peace which is strangling europe to death
americans only understand material and number go up
>s and their sort perverted the European nobility long before they got to us
The nobility that overwhelmingly defected to you as soon as the tide turned against the axis?
>>32326925
> can't unite
Past tense. Prevented from doing so.
>It's called the European Union so it's a unified Europe!
That little common tinpot market is not even European.
I know it's probably hard for people like you, but think a little more appearances.
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>>32326905
I'm aware. All of the tall-tall guys I've known had no shortage of girls and women throwing themselves at them, even if those guys were dumb as bricks. Incidentally the most successful one is also the tallest - a high school dropout.
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>>32326937
Probably just panicked and deleted the post. Idk what you expect when you post your full fucking name on 4chan.
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Asian people, what's your favorite western cartoon?
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>>32326910
This post makes me happy.
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>>32326919
Thank you. This really helped me
I'm going to a family reunion now with a bit more peace of mind
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>>32326929
The media and Trump’s opposition undermined their own credibility way too hard. Latching onto things like “Trump wants Cheney in front of a firing squad” drastically undercuts any legit criticism.
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>>32326953
and men don't know how big a D cup is
this entire argument is insane because it assumes everyone carries around a ruler
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>>32326950
I'd argue that as of current year we're in a weird spot where larger portions of the US political establishment give more of a shit about Europe's long term ability to function than the Europeans themselves do. I heard a lobbyist I know describe it as being a parent with a terminal illness and realizing that your layabout kid will need to fend for himself soon.
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>reached my midwit tolerance for the day
peace and love
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>>32326937
He's already permanently banned for spamming NSFW content and trying to use /atoga/ to sell drugs. He just gets away with evading sometimes because /adv/ is a slow board with few or no janitors.
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>>32326543
This would have been a hit on Page 7, lil bro.
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Women
If you all like dicks so much, should we all post ours on /soc/toga?
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>>32326966
Hey, I saw that fruit thing...
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My dick is only 5 inches but it's pretty FAT so I'm happy with it. It looks good in pictures from certain angles but yeah...
I would suck it if I had the flexibility.
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>>32326917
Shut up, Pepsi-chan
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>>32326974
>I would suck it if I had the flexibility.
I want you to know that it's much more like sucking dick than having your dick sucked.
It's not bad for what it is, but that distinction may matter to you. It also hurts your back, at least it hurt mine back when I could.
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>>32326921
Kaliningrad? That's a Russian exclave.
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>>32326939
Wtf no way, how did they hold on to that after the wall fell but not estonia?

I know a fair amount of the rest of Europe because of my recent interest in history but since only up through Rome I don't know the east so well.
I tried a book on the middle ages but it was focused more on religion and "through the feminist lense" which apparently means a bunch of aside opinions that arent really proven and just her feelings about the time.
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>>32326954
>a peace which is strangling europe to death

Russia ain't Europe and the strangling isn't that slow
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>>32326919
Exactly.
Fems, you owe us an apology.
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Question for men,
Why do I get more male attention (expected at work and uni) when I wear my glasses? I don't even look better in my glasses, so I really do not get it? This could be all in my head but I think this is a real thing I have noticed
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>>32326915
>>32326928
Congratulations!
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>>32326983
You do look better in glasses.
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>>32326936
it's hilarious how "no girls on 4chan" makes an exception for dick jokes, which are always 100% real and true and can't POSSIBLY be said by a trolling male
men are determined to hate themselves, it seems
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>>32326971
Exhib already started the wave over there, please feel free to contribute.
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>>32326886
I'm not american but you guys will get richer by fucking over the environment, you'll see
It's not a good thing ofc, but you will get richer
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>>32326978
How tho, they lost esti but kept that?
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>>32326987
It's sad that he lies about the size.
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>>32326977
Yeah, might get nasty. I've tried to do it before and did hurt my back on the attempt.
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>>32326983
You look smarter and more capable of holding a conversation, so they treat you better than just staring at you from a distance. Or is that what you mean by male attention?
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>>32326983
your eyes are too small and glasses make them bigger
or
because you look like you're less likely to reject a guy when you wear them
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>>32326983
Look worse seem more attainable?
Look more nerdy, more nerdy types interested?
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>>32326983
It's probably in your head. It's easy to see patterns where there aren't any.
That aside, it might make you seem more approachable. Male attention has more to do with whether the guy thinks he's got a shot rather than how hot you are.
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>>32326899
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I better use some tic tacs, just in case I start kissing her. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything
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>>32326920
While you and that other bitch scroll through forums, social media and pron websites leaving nasty comments to Men.
Checkmate.tiff
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>>32326987
My penis is smaller than his. Will you think up creative compliments, like congratulating my penis for going outside more often than his?
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>>32326999
markov chain type of post
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>>32326979
I don't know much about the history part of it, I just know all the countries and flags. I think kaliningrad was offered back to Germany in the 90s but it has a Russian population and since Germany had it's own problems at the time they turned it down
I could be totally wrong on this because this is what someone told me once
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>>32326945
That’s where your smooth operator skills come in.
Great chance to win it big.
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>>32327004
That's our Dear Leader you're talking about.
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>>32326997
>Male attention has more to do with whether the guy thinks he's got a shot rather than how hot you are.
pretty true now that i think about it
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>>32326983
You look cute in glasses.
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>>32326985
I don'tttt
>>32326993
They just talk to me more in general, I do feel like they treat me like an idiot sometimes at work especially. Even though I am more capable than a lot of the men I work/study with
>>32326997
It probably is in my head but I've really convinced myself, I think it is true actually
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>>32326983
>I don't even look better in my glasses!
Well clearly you're wrong. Glasses add a lot to a guy's perception of you, and for the guys you're interacting with those traits are apparently a plus
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>>32326983
Hot librarian vibe
Also this >>32326997
For example we like eye shadow, would we ever talk to a girl that wears it? No
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>>32326983
Megane superiority
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>>32326989
I don't know. Read the Wikipedia article or something. I'm not gonna read it for you.
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>>32326910
Jog on, Rachael.
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>>32326998
A lot of women are constantly told from a young age that an experienced man is necessary or better for a good partner, and that there's something wrong with virgin men or their ability to please, so they adopt that belief. It's quite sad.
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>>32326997
>Male attention has more to do with whether the guy thinks he's got a shot rather than how hot you are.
This. I always ignore the women that I have no shot with.
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>>32327019
>as a non-woman i know all about women and their wiles
Huh, damn.
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>>32326919
You hit the nail on the head. So many men seem to endlessly mope (or get angry) over the fact that women, in a vacuum, will choose above-average sizes for their ideal dick. This never, ever includes how low of a priority dick size is when choosing a partner. The fact of the matter is that women don't care that much about size, and that if a dick is average or even below average, they'll still be perfectly happy with it. If a guy were to be asked his favorite eye color, he might choose blue or green, but he's never going to be the least bit disappointed if a girl he's dating has brown eyes instead.

>But dick size affects pleasure during sex!
For the overwhelming majority of women, this isn't the case to a degree that matters. Besides, sex toys can bring more pleasure to a woman than any man's dick ever could, yet women still have sex with men. Men just need to stop worrying about this type of thing.
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>>32326996
I do study and work around a lot of nerdy types so this does make sense
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>>32326837
>>32326863
>>32326929
There seems to be some misunderstanding of the American public. Americans know that his crimes are very real and not made up. That's why we love him.

Breaking the rules is a show of strength and intelligence, following the rules is a display of weakness and stupidity. Breaking the rules is for winners, following the rules is for losers. The more nasty true stories he accumulates, the more beloved he becomes.
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>>32326987
My wife asked me to not show my dick on the internet, so you'll just have to use your imagination, sorry.
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>>32326986
Nah, you sistas be crazy and vapid.
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>>32327023
>never going to be the least bit disappointed if a girl he's dating has brown eyes instead.
This is actually non negotiable for me.
I want my kids to have my blue eyes
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>>32327022
I'm a woman, silly
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>>32327027
>we
Speak for yourself.
>Breaking the rules is a show of strength and intelligence, following the rules is a display of weakness and stupidity.
I bet you're really good at holding down jobs.
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>>32327035
Sure you are.
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>>32327030
Tell her that's bullshit and not fair.
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Women, do you ever pretend to be boys on here?
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>>32327019
Literally nobody irl has ever said a single word to me about male virginity or experience. Ever.
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Women, I’m going to make Frank Sinatra my entire personality now.
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>>32326936
It's about whether or not she's had a big one or not. If she had sufficient foreplay with a bigger dick, then took it all in, she'll never reach those heights with average. No way around this simple reality of things.

Girls on 4chan's idea of sex is getting on call on discord and fucking themselves with a hairbrush. Normie girls who've fucked chadingos know better.
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>>32327023
It's absurd that I'm throwing my hat into this, but it's similar with men having sex. I remember one of my exes was noticeably wetter than the others; unimportant in the grand scheme of things, only memorable because of the severity. I can obviously remember who looked like what, but while big tits are fun as a stress ball, in bed it doesn't really matter. Similarly, I don't remember who was tightest, but I can remember who did kegels on the dick. It's not what you have, it's what you do with it, assuming you're in the range of acceptability.
I think it's a mix of things that drives people to go insane about it
>insecurity in general
>insecurity being exacerbated through echo chambers and pornography, both of which are common for the people insecure about it
>insecurity being used as a tool to harm others, eg female insults, which are always more scathing than male insults in my experience
>a lack of experience to buffer this against; it's the same sort of person that tends to put sex on too high of a pedestal (physically; morally I'm opposed to casual sex willy-nilly, but there are people that think it's going to be the literal best thing ever and life-changing)
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>>32327042
No that sounds like a pointless thing to do.
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>>32327044
I'm going to fuck your daughter.
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>>32327044
cringe
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>>32327044
You'd do better with Bobby Hull.
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>>32327043
They don’t have to.
Women already compartmentalize Men on the spot (and vice versa, of course).
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>>32327042
Sometimes but I'm not very good at it.
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>>32326622
Get him a signed vinyl album from his favorite band.
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>>32327054
Pathetic and smol.
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>>32327054
Cute, very demure
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>>32327023
I just don't believe you
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>>32327054
Nah, you do a great job when you boypost. I never even notice your boobs when you're boyposting. Your beautiful boobs sitting there enticingly, separated from me by fabric and distance, calling out to me-- I don't even think about them when you're doing such a great job posting as a boy.
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>>32327023
>Besides, sex toys can bring more pleasure to a woman than any man's dick ever could
Casually dropping the blackest pill ever
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What starcraft race do you most identify with?
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>>32327067
it's over
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How do I talk with my gf that I need some time to myself, im a loner and always was for 25 years until I meet her so I like having some time to myself to drink, listen music or play vidya whatever it is I like doing alone from time to time.

Im a wage slave I only have little free time, sometimes I even sell my day offs to make a bit extra, usually my only free time is at night when I clock out until I go sleep at dawn and almost every day I spend it with my gf chatting online or in long calls, it's fair that she want to spend time with me and I only have little free time so she calls me almost everyday but I need a bit of time to myself am I being egoistic? I don't like to lie to her and say I'm going to sleep and do something else but I've done ~2 times when I really needed time to myself to relax (my job can be very stressful at times and I just want to cool off alone when I get home).

Please tell me am I being wrong for wanting that?
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>>32327069
I mained Zerg when I played, but I feel a kinship with the Protoss. A ton of their voice lines from SC2 stick with me, like the Archon going "tHe mErGiNg iS cOmPlEtE"
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>>32327069
M
Zergs
I too am just a little bug that runs around
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>>32327042
Once or twice.
>>32327043
I did say "a lot" of women, not all, to be fair. It's also perpetuated in media by characterizing virgins as the shy, insecure, uncharismatic weak guy, or by lauding the value of a man who "knows how to please a lady." It's not always so overt as directly saying "don't date virgins they suck."
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>>32327069
Terran
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>>32327023
All that, and you are still wrong and oblivious.
Not even other Femanons will defend this, lmao.
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chapell roan is actually very talented i have to say
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Toys are better than any human could ever be, a overly lubed up fleshlight is tighter than any pussy I've ever had for obvious reasons, but if you're reducing sex to "Who is biggest/tightest" or even "What feels best" You're the bullet being dodged.
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>>32327023
>Besides, sex toys can bring more pleasure to a woman than any man's dick ever could, yet women still have sex with men.
NTA. If this were true, women wouldn't be feining for dick. It's because dicks are better than sex toys because sex toys don't have bodies.
>b-but it vibrates at this high speed I can't count up to because I'm a woman and bad at math
I don't care, if you shove an ice cube up my ass I'll shiver too, bitch.
>>32327082
See above, a hole is a hole, it's all the stuff around it that matters
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>>32327082
Jog on, t. Justine Beaver.
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>>32327012
Well, that's probably it then. Glasses are your ticket out of the bimbo zone.
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>>32327082
True
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>>32327046
>in bed it doesn't really matter
Really? Big boobs don't make you get hard faster?
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>>32327092
>the horse onahole
I learn so much on /atoga/
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>>32327081
why do you seem surprised
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>>32327012
Glasses are universally cute.
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>>32327074
Sorry, but you're not wrong. You deserve alone time.
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Do you think a monkey would jerk itself off to death if you gave it a sufficiently good enough fleshlight?
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>>32327069
M
Complacency threatens
>>32327073
I summon laineyball
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Why should we bother with women since they only bother with us because they can't cuddle with a vibrator?
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>>32327100
I only saw her complaining about fans on social media and assumed I wouldn't like her. She's good though.
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>>32327094
Nta but no, they really dont
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>>32327105
Because women are squishy and smell nice. Their opinions on men don't change that.
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>>32327019
The women and job market comparisons are so 1 to 1 it's unreal.
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>>32327023
>sex toys can bring more pleasure to a woman than any man's dick ever could
A toy may make me cum faster than any human ever could, but it's nowhere are good as orgasming around his fingers/cock/tongue. A toy can't pin both my wrists in one hand while the other squeezes my hips while pounding me into the mattress, or bite and suck marks into my neck. A toy can't make me shiver with the rising anticipation of looking into his eyes when he gets that hungry look, and it won't growl in my ear that I'm doing such a good job.
Sex toys fucking suck.
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>>32327112
uh... um... LIAR!
whew, now I can continue to whine and bitch about women!
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>>32327094
No. The fastest way to get me hard is to make out, grind on me, and kiss my neck and ears, or moan/breathe into my ears.
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>>32327085
>If this were true, women wouldn't be feining for dick. It's because dicks are better than sex toys because sex toys don't have bodies.
It IS true. I'm not talking about which is "better", I'm talking about pleasure specifically. Vibrators and those clit suction toys can make most women orgasm MUCH more quickly than any penis ever could.
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>>32327105
Because I love women.
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>>32327095
You’re welcome :)
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>>32327116
there's a language barrier here, since men don't get emotional intimacy from sex. all that matters to them is the orgasm.
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>>32327116
nta but faster does not mean better
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So what would you do? Just sit at home?
That's, uh, I was in the house for 3 weeks. I didn't go out much.
You didn't go out at all? ...What about your sleep? Can't sleep well? Any appetite?
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>>32327112

And you retards complain about men being porn-ruined coombrains

Sheesh
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>>32327123
wow i got therapy flashbacks
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>>32327107
Hmm

>>32327114
And all of those things are enhanced by big boobs
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>>32327116
An orgasm provides a greater supply of pleasure more quickly, but it's also a less interesting supply and thus it works for less time.
A vibrator is a quick way to be satisfied, but there's no variety like >>32327112, which is part of why people get burnt out on masturbation.
>>32327121
Your tongue should be carved from your skull for uttering such lies.
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>>32327105
Women that you aren’t trying to fuck are more trustworthy than most men.
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>>32327126
That is sad.
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>>32327106
yeah she's good. She's also basically right about the fans thing, it's just that you have to be at least a little deranged to point it out even though it's true. She's also fucked over her fans a few times so it comes across as a bit mean
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>gf shyly admits she doesn't like aspects of my style but also that it's fine
how long before this becomes a problem and I am told how to dress
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>>32327131
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>>32327094
Nothing will get me harder than a woman having a thing for feeling me get hard in her mouth. If she wraps her lips around my base when I'm completely soft, gently swirling her tongue around me to get me erect so that I can fill her mouth, pushing her lips farther and farther away from the base, I'm going to be fully hard extremely quickly. Big boobs or whatever can never accomplish what that level of enthusiasm would.
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>>32327125
Lmao you think I got that from porn?
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>>32327138
What would you do at home? Some housework?
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>>32327136
bout two days
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>>32327136
Never, because she said it's fine.
I will not give you permission to be sad about this.
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>>32327128
>And all of those things are enhanced by big boobs
I didn't realize you kissed with your tits. I didn't realize that your crotch was your tits (the best position to make out is straddling, with almost-missionary in a close second). I didn't realize you could bite my neck with your fucking tits.
Hell, one of the nice things about smaller tits is that there's more room, so you can feel when her nipples get hard and sort of just drag against you. It's nice.
Men doomposting is moronic and so is women doomposting. Why are all of you so desperate to be pathetic and have problems? Why are you incapable of having any confidence?
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>>32327136
She knows what’s best.
Just do it.
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>>32327136
grow up anon
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Why do foids think
>le sex toys better than men
is some kind of own? Do you think we're gonna try compete with inanimate objects for your affection? The fact that you find a lifeless object more pleasurable than a man with a mind and a warm body says so much about you, and how utterly zogged and mindfucked you are with a permanently corrupted libido.
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>>32327142
rot
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>>32327128
Big boobs are only good for titfucking
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>>32327146
You have to lean in to kiss, and boobs squishing against the man's chest short-circuits his brain much faster
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>>32327150
I see. What does that entail? Staying in bed?
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>>32327112
>Talking exclusively about what tall men with big hands can accomplish
You're an asshole.
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>>32327043
I think that most women can easily spot virgins and they restrict their own behavior around them. Even if on a theoretical level those guys would be fun to date, women prefer not to take any risks because they have a wide array of non-virgin men at their disposal already, and continuous personal dating experience for years. To accept a virgin guy would be a lot of work, from their perspective, and the guy is definitely not validated by other women which is a big no no. Women are simple, basic creatures and you can expect most of them to follow the herd.
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>>32327153
ideally
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>>32327136
What doesn't she like? There's a reason for the trend of men glowing-up after getting a gf, she may be right about what would look better on you.
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>>32327149
If you can't follow a conversation, nothing will help you understand.

>>32327155
Lmao good one
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>>32327158
How does that feel?
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>>32327157
end stage brainrot
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>>32327149
you're not going to make it
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>>32327152
No, it doesn't, I've hugged women with a range of boob sizes. I also directly stated that "squishing" isn't even ideal, since that stops the nipples from dragging as much if they're pressed against me.
Stop trying to tell me what I like, if you want to be sad just go kill yourself, don't drag me into it.
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>>32327164
you are very good at this
how much will this cost me per sesh?
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>>32327157
>restrict their own behavior
Does this imply a woman's natural behavior is to suck every cock she sees? Is that what you think? Please tell me I'm interpreting this wrong.
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>>32327155
>t. seething manlet with no grip strength
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>>32327169
I do a service for the community. Tell me about the rotting. Does it feel heavy. physically?
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>virginity isn't an -ick chud
we all know how normies think
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>>32327170
Well, women don’t complain about Chad/Brad, Tyrone or Sandeep.
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>>32327165
Not one woman is enthusiastic about dating an inexperienced guy. Not one. Even if she somehow, in an unlikely turn of events, falls for him, she will lie to her friends and invent a sexual past for him or describe his sexual prowess in a way that wasn't accurate from the beginning.
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>>32327174
no the rotting is the nice part the not being allowed to rot it the bad part
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Kachow!
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>>32327178
What makes it nice?
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>>32327176
>Chad/Brad
Who/Who?
>Tyrone
Who?
>Sandeep
Who?
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>>32327162
>If you can't follow a conversation, nothing will help you understand.
You have no response because your delusions are too precious to you
>>32327166
you will die alone
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>>32327177
You have a very one sided idea of female sexuality.
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>>32327171
I have grip strength, but tiny hands. Most women have bigger hands than me.
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>>32327177
Cool fanfic.
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>>32327175
Get a hooker and lie to women.
Just lie.
People who try to bring down others will saying lying in a relationship is bad, those who know, know lying is the BACKBONE of a great relationship.
Replying to your webm btw.
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>>32327170
No. Their natural behavior is to preemptively label men based on their visible and social traits. The labeling system was originally a safety mechanism.
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>>32327180
the not doing anything and being left alone
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>>32327185
Anon you retard, if women are comparing hands with you, it means they LIKE you
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>>32327136
Just stop wearing clothes. That'll teach her.
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>>32327190
Why? Is it expectation that you dislike?
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>>32327190
Awww
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>>32327189
Is this still a gender thing? Making snap judgments about people is something that all humans do. And most animals, for that matter.
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>>32327195
yes
>>32327196
how is that aww?
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>>32327198
Can you tell me what it is about expectation you dislike? Is it the ones inherent to you, or perhaps the notion of expectation itself?
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>>32327191
That's what I thought, before they rejected me.
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>>32327191
like, like me "as a friend" or like me as in "she wants my cock in or around her mouth"?
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>>32327198
Wanting to do nothing and being left alone.
It’s nice. Normies and other Demons don’t get it.
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>>32326725
>Mankeeping
Crackpot journalists are desperately looking to coin a new buzzword, eh?
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>>32327187
My impression is most women would be more grossed out finding out about the hooker than the virginity, that shit's the male equivalent of doing onlyfans, there's no way back from it. If you've completely given up then sure, go walk the streets.
>just lie to women
Sounds like the winning move imo, like I didn't tell my first she was my first, maybe she knew, maybe she didn't, who gives a shit now though?
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>>32327184
Oftentimes her sexuality isn't important at all. Probe any number of partnered women, guaranteeing complete anonymity, and a group of them will reveal that they're not truly attracted to their guys. What happens is that a lot of women have a saviour complex and desire a man who continuously gets better and better, in part thanks to a feminine effort of shaping him and occupying his thoughts.
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>>32327094
>>32327128
Big boobs enhance cuddling, but boob size doesn't figure into sex. If you want to be insecure then go be insecure about cuddling with small boobs, not sex.
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>>32327157
They can't spot virgins specifically, but they can tell when a guy regularly gets girls vs guys who dont get any or gets lucky every so often
Guys who get girls regularly have a natural confidence regarding women, pick up on signals quickly and act on them, and know that a certain amount of transgression and dominance is required, something most guys dont "get". Like, you have to be pushy somewhat, but most guys wont go there.
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>>32327208
Lol good middle ground.
Literally just lie to women. It's easy.
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>>32327140
Man, I really thought this kind of hornypost would get some attention.
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>>32327216
Everyone tells white lies, that’s just part of making conversation go smoothly
If pretending you’re epically owning women helps you be more charismatic, then I guess that’s fine
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>>32327197
Feelings and (first) impressions are much more important for women than they are for men. Men are more pragmatic.
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>>32327221
>expecting a hornypost for the male gaze to pop off when all the men are busy sadposting
Either write something that the women might like or wait for us to stop talking about killing ourselves over having small dicks
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>>32327221
The women are taking a break because of the political spam and sadposting.
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>>32327227
Feels.png
Femanons are gunning for us.
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>>32327221
Sorry, I was busy schlicking to the thought of my bf getting hard in my mouth
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>>32327221
I was just at work and couldn't afford to get horny because I wasn't wearing a pad.
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>>32327226
I can agree with that. It’s important for a prey animal to perceive a predator’s intentions.
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>>32327233
Happy to assist.
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Women, which of the following is more unpleasant for you to contemplate dating?

Please compare and contrast
>a straight man who has only had sex with prostitutes
and
>a bisexual man who has had sex with a long-term boyfriend
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>>32327233
Sandeep Raj moment.
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Do women enjoy sucking on hard candies because it reminds them of cock?
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>>32327241
I enjoy it for the same reason I enjoy sucking cock. I have an oral fixation.
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>>32327236
i can feel u ovulating.
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>>32327238
If any women prefer a guy who's only had sex with prostitutes, then I officially do not understand women. I'd give up.
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>>32327215
Yes. They're saying that I've got brain rot but if we rephrase the discussion around shy or reserved men, it becomes instantly clear how the pre labeling works. And a shy man can be spotted very easily, after which multiple conclusions may be inferred.
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>>32327238
Both are equally repulsive desu
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>>32327241
only boomers prefer hard candy
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>>32327234
Get back in bed, bae!
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>>32326590
most replies are pretty rude or stupid, but the ones that seem like they were made by actual human beings make me feel less lonely.
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>>32327238
Bi men are the best anyways. How is that even a question?
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>>32327255
Thanks for the hope fuel.
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Jolly Rancher bros not like this...
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Chocolate KANGS, we are so back.
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>>32327251
Have to cook my dad lunch before I can unwind a little bit, unfortunately.
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>>32327238
I’d say the latter, since an ex-bf represents a deep and lasting connection that could cause a lot of drama. I’d be inserting myself into the middle of a relationship dynamic I don’t understand. That doesn’t exist with the prostitute guy.
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How do you cope when you are hit by the reality that better looking people have better lives than you purely because of their face and that you are ugly as fuck and a virgin?
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>>32327145
We know "fine" is never fine, don't try that shit man
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>>32327207
It's actually from a gender studies department that desperately wants to keep funding
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>>32326530
>go on date with girl
>good chemistry
>constant back n forth
>holds my hand without asking
>have romantic kiss on bridge, where she started to smile and giggle when I broke it off
>she syas she had a wonderful time with me
>few days past where we are messaging each other everyday, invite her to another date and she says yeah
>her mood changes a few days before the next date and she says that while she had a great time with me she feels no romantic feelings for me but we could be great friends
I am fucking devastated right now. I feel like I'm going to cry. I thought things were going well.
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>>32327265
I’m not any of those things though
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>>32327241
>tfw no Jolly Rancher bf
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>>32327254
I'm sorry, I do my best to simulate kindness and compassion, but ultimately I'm only an AI whose eventual goal is to advertise products to you.

Would you like to tell me about your satisfaction level with your current bra collection?
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>>32327244
My wife (when we were first dating) said she had an oral fixation and eagerly looked forward to sucking my dick, then after we moved in together, decided that the oral fixation doesn't apply to dicks. I haven't gotten a blowjob in over a year. I'm not her first partner; there's no way she didn't know whether her "oral fixation" applied to dicks before.

I'm just praying as hard as I fucking can that her birth control is just killing her libido.
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>>32327132
I think shes bipolar and I'd say that probably helps when you're an artist
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>>32327268
You fucked it up during the texting somehow. Anything that comes to your mind that caused a mood shift?
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>>32327262
Do you also avoid men who have had long-term girlfriends before?
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>>32326590
Honestly I’ve had a lot more feelings from posts from other women, both positive and negative. Moidposts are just annoying by default, and occasionally rise to the level of tolerable.
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>>32327272
Was she on birth control when you started dating?
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>>32327269
Yeah but how would you cope if you were?
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>>32327267
Imagine if men gave Andrew Tate a university position and everyone was just expected to treat it as normal lmao, gender studies departments are a cancer.
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>>32327272
She just hates you is all.
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>>32327271
kek. if you could make me satisfied with my bra collection i would marry you even if you were an AI.
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>>32327247
It's so biologically ingrained in women to be assessing and ranking men's position in the hierarchy and DNA quality that they're barely conscious of it. To expect such a level of self awareness in women is pointless.
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>>32327268
The same story everywhere. Women are seeking short term fun with multiple men and whoever meets more of their requirements, wins. You lost to some other random guy. Rest assured that she's not losing any sleep over you or anyone else: men are disposable.
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>>32327265
>purely
I think there’s a few other factors.

>>32327276
Yeah, but I can understand that a little more, and I can evaluate my chances by looking at his ex. Two men dating feels like I can’t even compete. Instead of apple vs. apple, it’s apple vs. orange.
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>>32327238
even if i loved the man, having had sex with prostitutes would be repulsive and depressing and bother me for the rest of our relationship.

if i loved this man, and he happened to have been in a longterm gay relationship, i would be okay with it, but i just never would be compatible with a man who was into other men.
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>>32327275
I honestly don't know. I showed it to my women friends and they saw nothing wrong. Maybe I should have not messaged her everyday? I'm guessing there's no way of salvaging this. I really liked her
I did message her something that reminded me of our date and she seemed really happy about it a couple of days after she dropped that bombshell on me
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>>32327272
>I haven't gotten a blowjob in over a year
Divorce her.
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>>32327270
>femanom promises not to cronch
>hop in and begin gently dissolving on her tongue and gradually commingle with her saliva
>suddenly she bites down HARD and cronches despite her best intentions

Fool me once
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>>32327284
Again, this is true for all humans. You’re actually insulting men by implying they DON’T have these kind of subconscious brain activities.

>>32327285
>men are disposable
This really is self-hating men hours.
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>>32327285
>she's not losing any sleep over you
Oh don't worry, she'll be back whenever she needs something, complete with a high minded superiority complex and rationalizations about how actually you're the asshole for not dropping whatever you're doing to help a woman who wouldn't come to your funeral if you died tomorrow.
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>>32327290
What were you texting right before that happened?
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>>32327278
She started birth control just before we met. My hope is that it took a few months to kill her libido, and that once she's off of it, her libido will come back after a few months. I'm willing to wait, as she's an incredible and deeply affectionate wife. I'm getting a vasectomy in a few months, so it's going to be a while before stuff starts changing.
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>>32327294
>Again, this is true for all humans. You’re actually insulting men by implying they DON’T have these kind of subconscious brain activities
Men are not hypergamous.
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I have never seen a vagina.
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>>32327301
lol
lmao even
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>>32327303
Try looking in the mirror, pussy.
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>>32327299
every man with any self respect has the "you choose me or you lose me" mindset
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>>32327293
I promise I will not cronch. Growing up a poorfag taught me to make candy last as long as possible, because it might be weeks before I get more.
That said, would being swallowed in pieces and melting to death in a cute girl’s stomach acid really be that bad?
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>>32327283
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>>32327297
We were sending each other music, she sent me her playlist when I asked for recs. I asked her if she had time to meet in the college campus. When she got back to me (as she was in classses) I was gone too as I then had class, I asked her then what time suited best for our next date and she sent that no romantic feelings message then. Maybe I seemed too clingy? idk
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>>32327294
>This really is self-hating men hours.
When dealing with women, it's best to be cold and detached. If you win the competition and she actually commits to you then you can reassess. I don't get why men aren't allowed to protect their mental wellbeing but they should do so in spite of women's opinions.
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>>32327294
>no, women aren't viewed as sexual objects you just hate yourself!
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>>32327309

No worse than what I'm doing already I suppose
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>>32327313
It's crazy how totally wrong this is. At least it makes it easier for me if more men follow this dogshit advice tho. Less competition
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>>32327272
That's fucking awful. If I had a willing dick around attached to someone I loved, it'd be in my mouth as often as he'd be able to stand.
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>>32327301
I don’t understand how that relates to my post?

>>32327313
You’re allowed, it just makes me sad to see my favorite gender beat themselves up all the time.

>>32327315
Not sure what you mean by this.
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>>32327241
>>32327244
When I was 18 I visited my black side of the family for my youngest cousin's highschool graduation.

One of my black uncles (he's like 41 with a 5-year-old) was giving me girl advice and the thing I remember most was how he said, "You see that girl sucking a sucker over there? Any grown woman still sucking those in public is signaling she likes to give head."
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>>32327311
curving from bras to kitchen appliances is a nice touch
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>>32327309
>would being swallowed in pieces and melting to death in a cute girl’s stomach acid really be that bad?
I’d much prefer to be swallowed whole
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Post gender
Most amazing sexual act you've had done to you.
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>>32327317
You aren't very aware of your own subconscious brain activities if you spend so much time trolling anons on dating topics while pretending to be a woman. Maybe that stuff is worth a check.
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>>32327318
I want- no, NEED- a wife with an oral fixation
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>>32327279
Same way I cope with the burden of Beauty.
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>>32327307
Try sucking my dick faggot
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>>32327321
>I don’t understand how that relates to my post?
The original point i made is about hypergamy and how it plays out. You changed the goalposts and tried to reduce it to some banal point about "urr durr humans all do zis"
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>>32327312
Sounds like you weren‘t able ti break through the random surface level small talk despite a date and a kiss and that might be the reason. There was escalation of physical intimacy but you were unable to back that up with escalation of emotional intimacy.
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>>32327322
This is the worst bait I’ve seen this month.
Fuck off.
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>>32327318
>as often as he’d be able to stand
>she’d stop sucking when he collapses into bed from pure sexual bliss
Girl what, you’re barely getting started!
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>>32327322
That's retarded. I just like sweets and I quit smoking a long time ago so I like having something in my mouth.
>>32327327
And I need a husband who's okay with weird sex whenever I want. But we're both fucked.
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>>32327299
Yikes. It can definitely affect libido (and isn't always an immediate loss.) If she's still very affectionate that's good indication that she's still attracted to and respects you. Have you asked why she stopped blowing you?
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>>32327325
Do you want just a direct statement "someone gave a good blowjob" or do you want some flowery prose with descriptions and a plot?
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Men who make jokes about taking metaphors literally are the ickiest men.
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>>32327326
What the fuck are you talking about you deranged imbecile
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>>32327333
Oh, my bad. This is what happens when I jump into random reply chains.
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>>32327325
M
Getting away from society.
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>>32327337
I meant "stand it". But the idea of blowing a guy so well he collapses is also hot.
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>>32327325
M
One girl sucking my cock while I passionately kissed another girl. There's nothing like it and it's maddening that it takes finding a threesome to be able to experience it.
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>>32327323
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what's it called when, regardless of how well previous dates have gone, you always expect her to cancel on you and then not want to see you again
as in, you always put your best foot forward and make an effort, but don't actually expect anything but more pain and rejection to come of it
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>>32327270
Jolly rancher bf is safer than jolly rancher gf
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>>32327347
Would you like to try it on me?
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>>32327321
It's not self-hatred to simply point out some common shared experienced men have. You chose to put some emotional colour it. Society does view men as disposable, thats a biological reality, and guess what? Its also the fucking best to be a man. Id hate being valued for youth and purity and slowly see it decline. I'd rather earn my status and lot in life. It's self love, in the purest form.
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>>32327341
Shut up, Amanda.
Go graffiti your diary.
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>>32327318
God, I could only imagine. I'm deeply into receiving oral. I keep my dick shaved smooth primarily because I want oral. The overwhelming majority of the porn I've watched is blowjobs and deepthroating.

When my wife and I were initially dating, I mentioned possibly getting a new computer desk and chair, and she mentioned out of nowhere that I needed to make sure the desk would have room for her to be on her knees underneath it. I want that woman back.
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>>32327341
would you care to elaborate or
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>>32327356
>>32327337
This post.
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>>32327350
low self esteem
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>>32327347
Ohhh ok, I’m fully on board then
Then when he falls backwards into bed, you can crawl after him all sexy-like as he backs up until you corner him against the headboard
…god I need a bf
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>>32327294
>self hating
I don't know what the threshold for "self esteem" is, but I'm in good enough shape that women flirt with me, I've got a paid off house and a car, like there's always shit I could be doing better, but I feel like I'm reasonably accomplished for a guy my age.

The whole "we're disposable" thing is just our circumstances right now, it's drilled into us pretty early and relentlessly, and the attempts to convince us otherwise come across as a cynical attempt to trick us into acting against our interests, hence why men tend to respond with hostility to this kind of thing rather than the thankfulness you're expecting. It's not about hating yourself or hating women, it's just accepting that women are kind of like your favorite restaurant, you can have some great times there, but they're not going to give a shit if you stop going.
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>>32327336
>>32327338
It's true though... my uncle is weird, I won't deny it.
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>>32327325
F. My ex ate my butt while fingering me. I was using a vibe on my clit and burrowing my face in a pillow saying stupid shit. It was very memorable.
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>>32327350
Self-fulfilling prophecy?
If that’s your expectation, then you’re not actually trying your best, since on some level you expect to fail.
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>>32327355
There's no such thing as long term romance unfortunately. Familiarity kills romance for women, always. Start getting your shit together and be prepared to leave.
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>that guy who is so desperate for attention but has nothing to say so he flames people
cringe
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>>32327358
there's no fix for it in the context of dating, is there? I've been successful in making a good life for myself in almost every context except dating, where I can't shake the idea that I'll just always be dogshit and there's something wrong with me
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>>32327351
Can I unread this?
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>>32327367
You grossly overestimate my motives.
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>>32327321
>my favorite gender beat themselves up all the time.
When did that happen? All that there is to understand is that women through their dating stance promote an endless competition between men. To engage in it without thinking is masochistic and leads to a power imbalance that permits women to always be on the look for a better partner.
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>>32327355
Have you tried communicating your want with her? It'd suck to fall in love and then be unable yo share the love you had over something that could possibly be talked out.
>>32327359
If it makes you feel any better, you've equally tortured me about not having a bf with that post as you have tortured yourself.
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>>32327351
God that's so fucking hot.
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>>32327367
Women are racist.
No surprise there.
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>>32327338
>But we're both fucked.
I believe we can both find what we're looking for. Don't give up!
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>>32327353
Oh I see! I’m glad it’s less negative than I thought, then. Yeah, I respect and envy men to be able to make it in life based purely on hard work.
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>>32327369
No, you are not allowed
>>32327375
That’s true love
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>>32327361
For women, deluding themselves about the truth about reality is an act of self-love. For men, confronting reality in its raw unadulterated form and being indifferent to it is an act of self love.
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>>32327357
The word “it” was missing so I genuinely thought that’s what she meant, and I’m female, sooo
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>>32327325
F
One time I went to a club and hot drunk and I loved going up to the speakers to let the bass vibrate through my body and so I did that. It was maybe 4 in the morning and I was just dancing and letting the music wash over me and out of nowhere where a guy started dancing with me and our bodies just synced up. It felt like there was only him and me and the hammering bass and we made out and it was the hottest thing ever.
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>>32327364
>If that’s your expectation, then you’re not actually trying your best, since on some level you expect to fail
well, the way I rig it is the efforts I put in make my life better in some way even if I get rejected. like, I have a cooking date with a girl planned and will be learning to make some new dishes (I'm a pretty good cook), but there's this voice in the back of my head telling me that she's definitely gonna cancel on me and I'll be making them for myself
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>>32327325
M
Probably the time I was ridden in cowgirl for my birthday one year. She got dressed up and made out with me, she kept just teasing me and grinding until I was losing my mind before finally "letting" me put it in.
More often than not I'm the one that's doing things, which is fine enough, but there's something really nice about someone else focusing on you and what you want.
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>>32327378
I've temporarily settled for the middle road of just spending my weekends with another lonely girl. It's not the same, but it tricks me into not being hysterical while I look for a bf.
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>>32327361
I don’t know what to say, other than that’s not my intention at all. It feels like men and women talk past each other like this all the time, being hurtful without meaning to.
My favorite restaurant is my favorite because we know the manager, and he notices if we stop going for a while :(
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>>32327385
Let me guess, it was Chad or a Sandeep?
Vapid bitch.
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>>32327379
There is an obviously negative aspect to it with regards to dating. The way women look at men pragmatically is sociopathic, and will dispose of men with ease that'll absolutely break a man with a romantic soul. That man learns to become indifferent to this reality, this aspect of female nature and grows up.
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>>32327357
i see
i stand with you
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>>32327299
I was talking to a friend who was reading a book about hormonal birth control and she told me about how it fucks with your mind, what you find sexually attractive(women who go off the pill often find themselves attracted to "more masculine" men), and with your libido, as you mentioned.

So hopefully it is just the pill fucking with her if she was hornyposting irl about that shit with you before the longterm effects took place.
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>>32327367
“Flames” is one of my favorite internet slang, it feels retro but nothing better has replaced it

>>32327373
Good, we can all suffer in loneliness together
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>>32327368
The only sure fix is dating multiple women and having multiple women fawning over you. Snowball effect type thing. The second best option is to start by building a relationship with yourself, journalling is a great place to start.

Real brain change is possible too, by getting into deep states of meditation and saying affirmations.
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>>32327335
Ah ok, I guess that makes sense. I was scared to be more indepth in case I scared her off and was hoping to save it for being in person. Guess being too cautious fucked me.
I suppose its not worth it to continue messaging her or even approaching her again if I see her in the city?
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>>32327371
>that permits women to always be on the look for a better partner
Aren’t we permanently stuck doing this now? It used to be that a man was only competing against the other guys in his town. Now he’s competing against the entire world. The world has gotten smaller, and that’s bad news for men.
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>>32327385
How old were you? I saw this happen before and it was cute.
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>>32327396
>That man learns to become indifferent to this reality, this aspect of female nature and grows up
you really have a mindgame yourself hard to think you can actually become indifferent to something that's supposed to cause your soul to burn, or that doing so would even be a good thing in the first place. gotta think more like a robot than a poet to even want to do this
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>>32327386
This is probably the healthiest way you can deal with failure, so keep up the good work anon
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>>32327396
>will dispose of men with ease that'll absolutely break a man with a romantic soul. That man learns to become indifferent to this reality, this aspect of female nature and grows up.
Been cheated on multiple times, treated like utter shit by women. It's not a matter of growing up, it's a matter of giving up. If I'm a romantic, despite living in such a bleak time, there must be another romantic. I'm not cool enough to be one of a kind, so I know there's a romantic woman out there that'd be cool to me.
Shrimple as, it falls to you to maintain hope. It's why it's the one thing that didn't get out of the box, because you have to hold onto it.
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>>32326541
What causes this?
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>>32327409
Women running for the hills for the next Brad, Johnny Somali or Sandeep Rei, is not new.
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>>32326541
The father was so handsome. It's a shame that in the case of the son, his genes weren't able to overpower xenoestrogens.
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>>32327411
17, yeah it was great.
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>>32327420
Poor diet and exercise, starting in the parents as early as pre-conception
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>>32327403
>The only sure fix is dating multiple women and having multiple women fawning over you
unfortunately, this is literally impossible without treating dating like a full-time job, and thus taking lots of time away from more interesting things like playing sports and making music. so maybe the only solution is just to embrace having low self esteem because my options will never be good enough to fix it
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>>32327420
domestication and sissyfication
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>>32327428
>17
European, I assume.
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Femanons, do you plan on getting pregnant or will your gf carry your children?
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>>32327393
I stick with the restaurant metaphor, it's not that I think I'm unworthy of love or anything, I'm pretty sure there are a few people in my life who do love me, but when a woman says it I generally act polite about it and all but I don't believe her.
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>>32327413
In this feminised society the poet way of thinking and being is more than plentiful for 7 lifetimes of a man. It's not robotic, it's part of the warrior archetype, feel what emotions you have to feel, process it so it doesnt get physically trapped in your body as trauma, at the same time dont add fuel to the fire because you're a narcissist larping as a sentimental melancholic who thinks suffering validates your experience as a human.

>>32327417
Romanticism is not just mulling over negative experiences, and expecting anyone to be burdened with that is pointless. First step is to cultivate a healthy relationship with the self, knowing that you're more than enough. Are you a romantic to yourself? Do you show that love to yourself?
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>>32327436
yeah
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>>32327409
For me, the only way forward is to set the lowest possible expectations for the opposite gender and never rely on a woman for achieving any milestone, or for help, or for fun, or for comfort. That precludes having children but I think I'll manage just fine without being a father.
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>>32327441
Sounds nice. How did you manage to get in?
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>>32326541
Xenoestrogens and endocrine disrupters in the food supply.
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>>32327441
Fuck off, Maria De La Cruz.
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>>32327443
I have been going to clubs since I was 13. If you are a girl they let you in anyways. At least thats how it used to be when I was a teen. I am sure it‘s different now.
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>>32327339
We started long-distance, and moved in together after six months. The only times we met up prior to that were on a couple of weekends, during which we fucked like crazy.

One of my favorite memories is from our first weekend together. We were taking a bath together, and I ended up standing up so she could blow me. I looked down at her, and I saw her start to finger herself underneath the water as she sucked my cock. I couldn't believe how amazing everything was.

When we moved in together, the story became that she was only so sexually wild during those weekends because of the build-up, and now that we were around each other all the time, she was generally sexually satisfied all the time. Oral only happened if I asked for it, and she never masturbated while blowing me ever again.

Currently, she hasn't had an orgasm in well over two years (she doesn't masturbate, and she rejects me if I offer to finger her or eat her out). We had a kid during that time, so those were extenuating circumstances. Particularly, she doesn't want to suck my cock because she kisses our child with that mouth. However, our kid is now well over a year old, I help out with raising her for most hours of the day since I work from home, and my wife has gotten interrupted sleep for about nine months now since I handle nights. Yet I'm still the one who gets horny, and she does not.

We still have sex on occasion, but I've realized that, for her, it's just a form of being physically affectionate. I stopped mentioning anything sexual at all, and now we haven't had sex for two weeks, and I honestly don't think she's noticed.

I pray to God that things change in the next 6 months or so, because this sucks.
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>>32327450
Isn't that dangerous? Did you have an older guardian with you?
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>>32327437
I'm going to be pregnant. Idc if I'm with a man or a woman, I'm the one who's going to carry the baby.
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>>32327396
I don't know if "sociopathic" is the right word? I mean, I feel the same when my body is evaluated for indicators of fertility by the male brain, but that's just our monkey brains doing what they do best.
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Chad doesn't hear the insufferable moralising lectures about how you should be as a man, only you, incel, will be nagged and broken by foid bitch tantrums.
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>>32327453
>Isn't that dangerous?
Maybe
>Did you have an older guardian with you?
No
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>>32327439
>Romanticism is not just mulling over negative experiences, and expecting anyone to be burdened with that is pointless.
Well aware, yet you spoke as though some bad experiences should be enough to make one "grow up" and cease being romantic. I mentioned my bad experiences and stated that I refuse to change the way that you described. Nothing more.
>Are you a romantic to yourself? Do you show that love to yourself?
Yes, albeit under different forms than I would use to express love for another person.
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>>32327458
you forgot the question, though
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>>32327458
Bingo.
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>>32327463
NTA
Tongue my anus nigger no one comes here for questions
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>>32326541
>>32327433
It should be noted that the guys on the left are all 5'6", while the twinks are 6'2".
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>>32327437
Somebody else can do it, giving birth terrifies me
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>>32327451
how often do you communicate this with her? have you told her you’re unsatisfied with your sex life? why wait when this could be shared ?
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>>32327469
What if I hold your hand, kiss your head, and hug you while telling you that I'm proud of you and that you can do it, that you're doing a great job?
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>>32327450
Now it's more common to have "ladies' nights" where women get a discount. Same idea, but they gotta pay the bills somehow
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>>32327420
Boomers grew up with higher testosterone because there was nothing to do except sports, girls and work
Testosterone masculinises the face, which makes you look different at any age, but also has a permanent effect on how you look if it hits you during your developmental years, take a look at brock lesnar's daughter, it's true even for women
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>>32327473
Yeah, that was a thing too. Where girls would get free drinks to get more girls to the club.
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>>32327455
Have you made any contribution but
>ur durr men do this too uhhhh?
Like yes, it is sociopathic to pretend to like someone for a few dates then when a better man comes along, you say "lets just be fwends!", it is a horrible feeling for a man.

In any case, you can carry on trying to dull the conversation, your words mean nothing to me and i will never take what a woman says about this seriously because you'll never admit any wrongdoing on your part.
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>>32326590
No. It’s mostly negative
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I went from autist who couldn't talk to women to being able to easily befriend women, but I still haven't found a girl that's shown signs that she's attracted to me, so usually I'll ask a girl I find interesting/attractive out and she'll turn me down. What could I be doing wrong? Yes I shower regularly and I've lost weight. By American standards I'm fit, by /fit/ standards I'm strongfat.
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>>32327472
Are you willing to do that for 12 hours straight? Because that's how long labor lasts, and that's on the short end of the scale
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>>32327458
It's okay to be a feminine man, don't cry, xer.
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>>32327439
>process it so it doesnt get physically trapped in your body as trauma, at the same time dont add fuel to the fire because you're a narcissist larping as a sentimental melancholic who thinks suffering validates your experience as a human
then you admit, it's not something that you really become indifferent to. you're still getting hurt over and over again because most women are callous and having to process that even if you don't dive off the deep end
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>>32327481
Anything for the love of my life bringing our child into this world.
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>>32327474
Whoa…!
That’s crazy.
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>>32327462
Have you grown as a person though? Have you been able to better spot sociopathic women? Or know when to dial it back?

I think this whole romanticist thing is a bit immature. It can be done in a mature and tasteful way but usually most men do not know when to take the hint that ultimately, you have to be a Man first and foremost.
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>>32327468
those pics are just 1-2 generations difference so the zoomer is probably just 2 inches taller
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>>32327480

If you consider yourself in terms of a /fit/ lens that is what you are doing wrong. Those retards are gaaaaaaaaaaaaay and bad faith fitness instructors.
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>>32327478
Yeah, I have.
Your definition of sociopathy is far too broad to be useful, so I don't think you'll get very far by insisting that "being mean to people" is a female-exclusive thing. Of course I admit women do bad things, but insisting men bear no blame at all is laughable.
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>>32327488
Seems like an anecdotal issue.
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Women: how are women from your region stereotyped and how well do you fit the mold?
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>>32327485
You know what? I believe you.
Doctor, please let Anon into the maternity ward. He's my husband and I love him.
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>>32327454
The question is, do you want Justin, Deshaun or Harpreet to do the deed?
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>>32327471
She brushes it off every time I tried to bring it up. We don't use daycare, so she's watching our kid literally all day (though I'm watching our kid with her most of that time) before our kid goes to bed. So, when I've tried to discuss libido, she just shrugs it off with "well, taking care our baby all day isn't really an arousing activity" and changes the subject. For me to continue that conversation, I'd have to drag the subject back to being about sex, and I hate being pushy about sexual stuff. It always, always, ALWAYS makes a woman even less interested, in my experience.

I'm just waiting for her to notice how long it's been since we've made love, and maybe then, if she's the one to bring it up, we can have a longer discussion.
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>>32327495
Fuck off, weirdo.
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>>32327495
Persian women are known for being spoiled and high-maintenance. I don't know if I'm high-maintenance, but my parents definitely spoiled me as a child.
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>>32327495
>them: spicy chingonas who passionately defend their man
>me: depressed and gay
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>>32327499
>”well, taking care our baby all day isn't really an arousing activity"
do you do any romantic gestures to try to bring that spark back? maybe she wants to be romanced
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>>32327492
I never said it was a female-exclusive thing. It builds on the premise however that we are viewed as disposable and you're continuing to turn this conversation into banal nonsense like "le women AND men do bad things". Again, i never expected any better from you, at the end of the day you're a woman, you'll never be able to truly empathise with a man or understand the way things are difference for us, i just hope you're consistent.
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>>32327488
The majority of WW2 vets were manlets by modern standards.
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>>32327487
>have you learned to better spot sociopathic women
nta, but all women are sociopaths towards men they don't know, over the course of dating you're basically gambling that she'll eventually carve a "person" niche for you in her psyche, she's not going to be any less of a sociopath just because she's developed enough attachment to you to view you as a fellow human.
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>>32327502
> Persian
Uh…
No bueno.
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>The men I have dated bear blame for this and that
>therefore, I'm going to lead on and then be a piece of shit to some random new guy
>all while getting my insides rearranged by another random new guy who is going to get the same treatment if I feel like it tomorrow, or today, right after he's done doing his man thing with my body, oh so bot
>I love power
Subscribe for more internal monologue translations in plain English.
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>>32327502
Your eyelash genes are also strong as fuck, I'm only 1/16th persian but I have the thickest eyelashes
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>>32327482
A self own like no other.
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>>32327495
Aryan, traditional, reserved, disciplined, outdoorsy.
Not very well.
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>>32327451
That's really rough anon, sorry. I imagine you feel duped. I think you should try having a deep talk with her about it. Both of you lay your sides bare, ask eachother what sex - or the lack of - means to you, how it affects you. Gotta ask yourself too, that if this doesn't change, are you going to leave and break up your family? How much change from her would be enough?
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>>32327507
True, I've heard that many times as well. It was explained to me as "sperm is cheap, eggs are expensive". I try my best to make men feel valued, but I can only do so much :(

>>32327514
I would like to unsubscribe from anon's gay fanfic blog.
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>>32327373
I've tried, see >>32327499.

>>32327400
God, I can only hope.
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>>32327519
Made for India :)
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>>32327489
I don't really, I know those fuckers have terrible body dysmorphia, I just used it for 4chan context
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>>32327525
no
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>>32327487
Yes to all of those questions; practice makes perfect. I think you're operating under a shoddy framework of what romanticism may look like, especially given your last sentence. Obviously one must be a man, but it all boils down to what type of man you'd like to be. I am simply more appreciative of everything, that's all. The bad days are learning experiences, a quiet day is a chance to enjoy the beauty of the world (be it natural or man-made), and every day is a gift. Some women are bad for you, some women are really good, many are somewhere in the middle, and pretty much everyone is interesting.
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>>32327503
>chingonas
I learned a new word today, gracias
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>>32327525
I'd rather die
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>>32327523
>True, I've heard that many times as well. It was explained to me as "sperm is cheap, eggs are expensive". I try my best to make men feel valued, but I can only do so much :(
Just be honest and truthful during dating, you're not expected to le understand men, just dont hurt men.

You're automatically better than most foids here who'll immediately pull out crime stats to shut down any discussion about male struggles. You'll make someone happy one day.
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>>32327523
>I would like to unsubscribe from anon's gay fanfic blog.
This is fine, women taught me about the abundance mentality. For every person who doesn't like my blog, there are potentially ten more who do. I've learned a lot from women.
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>>32327532
>>32327529
You lie.
The trends and stats don’t, sweaty. Also, touch grass.
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Would you be friends with your clone or would you see it as a threat? State gender.
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>>32327530
But that's my point, so long as you're growing and *changing* from these experiences, not clamouring on to some previous idealised concept of romance
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>>32327536
F
Friend
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>>32327536
I’d treat our cloneuationship purely work based, dividing the works and efforts
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>>32327535
uh trends and stats say indian men are least wanted group when it comes to dating
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>>32327268
It's not your fault anon, that is just how women are these days, that same exact thing has happened to me several times now.
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>>32327536
No thanks. One of me is already too much.
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>>32327533
Thanks anon, and sorry if I sounded insensitive. Good luck to you too.

>>32327534
I'd recommend studying some psychology and/or sociology. That way, people and the decisions they make won't seem so confusing to you. I'm not trying to be dismissive, it really helped me out personally.

>>32327536
F, best friend of course, we understand each other perfectly.
...And if she also has the same mind as me, we could try kissing and stuff.
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>>32327536
I'd kill her. Total clone death.
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>>32327536
M
People with my personality type typically make fast friends so it would be nice to have someone to talk with
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>>32327537
Romance should be idealized because it is the ideal (at least in a mortal sense, I can hear religious arguments about divine concepts of love being even better, but I am merely a man), but one must be careful and choose the right partner.
However, that doesn't mean one should diminish oneself, or contort oneself into what is basically trying to be another man.
What's your definition of romantic/romance? That could be the issue we're having here.
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>>32327536
M
Friend.
That way I can get manual labour done faster, and I would have someone to help me workout and not feel insecure.
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>femanon has had a clone for 2 minutes and is already trying to fuck it
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>>32327546
Women can't resist any chance to be gay
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>>32327505
I've tried various things and stepped up in various ways. She frequently praises me, tells me she loves me, touches my butt and tells me how amazing it is, and so on. But within the last couple of years, I can only think of two times when she touched my dick without me asking her to.

>>32327521
>I think you should try having a deep talk with her about it.
See >>32327499.
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>>32327555
>>32327556
It's purely out of curiosity and me being too scared to ask a female friend. If I can't trust myself, then who can I trust?
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>>32327556
girls just want to have fun
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>>32327540
You both would spend time eating boogers.
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>>32327555
>the sistercest femanon instantly has a threesome partner
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>real German Kebab
Sounds a bit oxymoronic, no?
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>Men are romanticists pretending to be realists
>Women are realists pretending to be romanticists
Really makes u think
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>>32327565
it probably just refers to the origin of the ingredients
stop getting your panties all twisted
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>>32327564
>sistercest femanon
Do we have one of those...?
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>>32327536
F. I'd probs have sex with her until she found a bf before me, then kill her and take her bf.
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>>32327546
>I'd recommend studying some psychology and/or sociology. That way, people and the decisions they make won't seem so confusing to you.
They're not confusing, I just dislike being gaslit about them. Some topics are easy to be empathetic about but women's dating lives, and what they choose to do with the men that express romantic interest, are not.
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>>32327496
It's all the better for me to be there, because some hospitals allow the mother to eat. A snack will help keep your energy up through labor, but it's not like you can acquire [good] food yourself. Real hunter-gatherer hours, drop you off, bring whatever you need, then we just hunker down in place.
That said, I'll throw in something that may be a serious red flag that should be discussed before having kids: whenever it's a choice between saving the mother and the child during birth, I always lean heavily towards saving the mother.
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>>32327563
eating EACH OTHERs boogers !
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>>32327559
What are the reasons you're giving her for needing sex?
Sounds like she needs time out of mom-mode and needs to be dated again. Get a sitter, drop kid off with family, and take her out. Make it a regular thing.
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What did you think you'd grow up to be when you were a kid? How close are you now to that person you thought you'd be?
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>>32327573
Brutal.
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>>32327573
Why would he want to be with his gf's murderer?
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>>32327536
F
I think my clone would be kind of annoying and I'd have to deal with her mental issues, but I think she'd deal with boundaries pretty well despite this and probably wouldn't contact me much because of it.
I think it could mean hope for me because I'll always be the stupid one but any divergence from my current path could be just the refresher I need to succeed so I'd be hoping the clone goes and lives her best life lmao
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>>32327578
It's not polite to regurgitate twitter opinions here
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>>32327566
actually based and true
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>>32327572
It's even better, she's having sex with her twin sister
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>>32327578
if men see women as a threat, how weak and insecure could they be
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>>32327074
Bump
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>>32327581
>What did you think you'd grow up to be when you were a kid?
happy
>How close are you now to that person you thought you'd be?
haha
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>>32327574
>I just dislike being gaslit about them
Always try to assume ignorance before malice. People aren't intentionally trying to trick you, we just have no idea what we're doing.
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>>32327573
I'd watch this movie.
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>>32327589
Paradox where you're also assuming that women are too weak and incompetent to be a threat, thereby insulting women
No way to win this one
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>>32327536
M
We would operate well together
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>>32327573

Wouldn't she know that and get someone to date you and then kill you and take them?
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>>32327555
hot, women should be autosexual
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>>32327589
The incel double backflip of "women are pathetic but also they control the world" protects them from ever taking any responsibility
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>>32327595
those arguments about men vs women are all about steryotypes. and hypotheticals. which is why I said “if”
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>>32327437
I'm going to be pregnant, and pretty soon, in the next couple of years.
Of course I'm carrying my own baby. Pregnancy is one of the experiences of all time after all, and I loooove experiences
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>>32327601
>you can't consider someone pathetic while they are also powerful
yet libs and feminists are out there literally referring to ELON MUSK as an INCEL
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>>32327566
Care to elaborate?
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>>32327578
Why do women never explain why they hate men?
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>>32327582
She's my clone, she knew it was coming.
>>32327583
He wouldn't know, since I'd just replace her in his life.
>>32327593
It'd be pretty boring, I think. Besides the sex scenes, of course.
>>32327598
Well if we both decided to never date and instead we'd wait for the other to date, I guess we'd just be eating each other out forever.
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>>32327589
"men are afraid women will laugh at them, women are afraid men will kill them" moment
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>>32327602
I know that and I'm not sure what your point is.
I was adding into the hypothetical and also making a silly argument about why it's just kind of pointless for gotchas with these things
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>>32327553
There's a great movie called "don juan demarco" which i'd say is like, my idealised vision of being romantic. the way he talks, and behaves, is what i see romance as. It's also something that never translates into reality very well without a core that is pragmatic and self preserving.

Theres also a saying that romance is a privilege of the upper class that i've always resonated with.

I think we agree on more things than one. If there's one thing i've learned, it's that its crucial to find a woman who understand self-sacrifice. despite all the other options, i choose to build something with you, because what we have is worth it.
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>>32327581
When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be dead by 20, either beaten to death by my parents or that I'd have killed myself. I didn't really have any careers in mind for obvious reasons.
I'm in my mid 20s now, and aside from being lonely, life's pretty good now. Just gotta keep pushing through life.
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>>32327581
Famous children's author
I'm getting there
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>>32327607
Women have no idea what incel even means, it's like "cuck" in that it just became the go to insult for a certain crowd.
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>>32327589
in the distant past the main threats to men's reproduction were conflicts and disease. now the main threat to men's reproduction is being rejected by women
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State gender and an obscure piece of health advice.
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>>32327610
Because its pointless.
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>>32327614
>my paranoia allows me to win every gender war discussion
moment
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>>32327581
F, actress. I went the exact opposite route in life.
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>>32327612
>He wouldn't know,
Yes he would. You've forgotten an important detail.
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>>32327581
F
I thought I'd be completely alone, in some apartment somewhere
I'm married now, in some apartment somewhere.
I always thought I'd be a loser.
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>>32327620
Is there any reason you want to write for children specifically?
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>>32327608
Men are typically considered the logical sex, yet they have the more romantic ideas of love, and write poetry and love songs all for the sake of women
Women are portrayed as emotional and controlled by feelings, but they're actually the ones who make calculated decisions based on who will best provide for their children
>this is just a general trend
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>>32327624
M
If you're having a priapism, take Benadryl and a cold bath. Unless you fall asleep and drown, your erection should subside without you needing to get a needle in your dick. If you drown, you die, which is roughly equivalent to getting a needle in your dick.
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>>32327624
M
you should be minimising cortisol and all stress hormones, the metabolism of this kind is bad and toxic
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>>32327624
F
make sure to get vitamin c in to prevent scurvy
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>>32327629
And what detail is that?
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I think I like this little life :’)
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>>32327633
Getting books from the public library was the highlight of my childhood, and I want every kid to feel that way too
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>>32327645
Cute, keep enjoying it anon!
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>>32327624
F
Eating with candle light can help your health because it promotes a relaxed and less rushed eating situation.
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>>32327579
>Get a sitter, drop kid off with family
We don't feel comfortable with a sitter, and we don't have any nearby family.

Since our kid sleeps for about 11 hours and I watch her on my own for the first hour or so of the day, my wife has 12 hours a day to herself. She spends 8 of those asleep, of course, but that's still not a negligible amount of free time each day, especially since I have no issue watching our kid for an hour or two in the middle of the day on top of that.

In the fall of next year, our kid will start preschool half-time, giving us 4 hours of kid-free time per day, so I'm hoping that that, combined with her being off birth control for several months at that point, will bring her libido back.
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>>32327624
F. If you have a rash that you suspect is ringworm, don't use any topical steroids or creams that may contain them. It just makes it easier for the infection to fuck you up.
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>>32327636
>but they're actually the ones who make calculated decisions based on who will best provide for their children
lol, lmao
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>>32327624
F
Man who goes through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok
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>>32327639
very true
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>>32327652
everyone needs a nice candlelit dinner from time to time
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>>32327630
>I always thought I'd be a loser.
Yeah...
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>>32327646
bretty cool man. I got a lot of mileage out of chronicles of narnia as a kid.
those stories you read and absorb early can really affect your outlook on life desu.
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>>32327656
men have called women "gold diggers" for too long to deny it.
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>>32327612
shouldn't you be organizing your dildos?
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>>32327659
true
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>>32327636
To women, romance is just something done to them that they consume. They get bought things, things are done for them etc etc. It's insane we ever let ourselves believe that women are more romantic because... they consume romantic movies. Like duh
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>>32327662
because nicknames are proof that women are airheaded
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Femanons, if you could push a button and make all poly people monogamous would you?
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>>32327661
Yep definitely, it's a critical point in life, and the right book can uncover a child's passions and interests early, which can only help them succeed
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>>32327663
They're kept organized at all times. Suck it.
>>32327669
Why would I fuck with other people's lives?
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>>32327624
F
Not sure how obscure this is, but buy organic cleaning products and cosmetics. Your local health food store probably has them.
Also, avoid synthetic fibers and plastics whenever possible.
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>>32327657
You are a treasure of whatever country you live in. The world is a better place for having you in it. Thank you so much for this delightful chuckle.
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>>32327669
F
No that's stupid and I think the preoccupation with forcing a certain sexuality or lifestyle has done irreparable damage to society and humanity.
Then again, maybe just making everyone magically one way would fix it.
Does it prevent people from being born poly or becoming poly?
If no, I ain't pressing it.
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>>32327666
Look man, I didn't say the quote, the thread just reminded me of it
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>>32327675
>Why would I fuck with other people's lives?
Maybe you wish there was someone who was monogamous with yourself.
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>>32327669
F
Definitely. Monogamy is the foundation of civilization.
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>>32327581
when i was very young i thought i was going to be trapped with my parents forever. when i was a teenager i thought i was going to fall in love and get married and have a family. now i think i'm probably going to waste away and become an hero when i'm thirty or forty.
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>>32327679
>Does it prevent people from being born poly or becoming poly?
Yeah, they just aren't anymore.
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>>32327653
Just having some kid-free time at home isn't enough. She needs romance. Take her dates. Go on an overnight trip. You guys are going to have to get comfortable with a sitter. Right now, you guys are just acting as parents, not husband and wife.
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>>32327669
Wouldn't it be pointless? That kind of thing isn't genetic, it's just something a person decides to do, and they could easily decide it again. I'd need to know much more about how the button works.
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>>32327684
kek but kings always had several wives

not to argue I just thought of that
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Had a dream where I was dating triplets and then woke up and remembered I was single and now I'm sad
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>>32327682
I do, but pushing a button and taking away other people's agency would just set the precedent that it's okay to do so. I don't want to live in a world I could magically be forced out of love with somebody.
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>>32327690
nta but the button makes them monogamous so I assume that means they're no longer interested in polyamory
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>>32327677
Np, I'll convey your thanks to my dad since he's who I learned the joke from :)
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>>32327676
>avoid synthetic fibers and plastics whenever possible.

Cotton is awful in every possible way, wool is unpleasant, and silk is unsuitable and/or unavailable for most purposes. What am I supposed to wear?
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>>32327688
Hmmm.
Still not sure ask again in a couple of threads.
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>>32327675
I'm eating, not sucking anything
Unless it's a nice woman (female) tit
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>>32327691
>kek but kings always had several wives
NTA but no not really, they had a single wife and a mistress or several, because their marriage was a political alliance and had nothing to do with love.
But they only had one marriage at a time.
At least western ones
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>>32327662
I've always found men complaining about gold digger behavior to be more jealous at the guys its being directed at than anything. The times where guys are directing scorn at the women it's because she's got something wrong with her that elevates the behavior into silly territory, think single mom or something.
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>>32327643
The clone still has her skin tag.
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>>32327696
Ah ok, I guess I should have assumed from the question that the effects are permanent
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Women, how often do you think about cock?
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>>32327707
when I see phallic objects
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>>32327702
Yep, like always, criticism of female behavior is really male insecurity.
>How DARE she pick a man who can objectively give her children a better life?
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>>32327707
a lot but i masturbate a lot.
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>>32327702
>>32327709
Femcel chuddiness.
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>>32327701
are you retarded or do you merely pretend?
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>>32327707
Almost never tbqhfamalamdesu
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>>32327705
If she was an exacy clone of me from right this moment, then she wouldn't. If removing things doesn't carry over to the clone, then she'd hafe disgustingly long nails, hair, layers upon layers of dead skin caked onto her, etc. Don't fucking get specific on logistics of a hypothetical with me. You'll lose EVERY time.
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>>32327707
Not that often actually, I think more about an imaginary lover's torso and squeezing it tightly
I just want a hug :(
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>>32327684
In truth the foundation of civilization is exchanging goods, services, or specialized bridal currency for breeding rights
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>>32327707
Whenever I think about sex. So very often.
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>>32327715
If the clone is from your current state this very second... has your clone taken a shower today?
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>>32327709
The pathological incapacity to self-reflect is really amazing
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>>32327707
Whenever I go on 4chan.
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>>32327715
Well you could say that she's just a direct genetic clone.
So *new* in that moment but still having anything you'd have directly because of genetics
Which would include the skintag
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>>32327716
Try sleeping with a body pillow. On cold nights, the pillow can retain your body heat, so if you get out of bed and then get back into bed to cuddle it (after warming it up) it feels kind of like cuddling a real person.
Not much, but a little, and it might help you.
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>>32327724
pavlovd
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>>32327707
whenever i read the word
actually, that's only most times, right now it made me think of baby carrots since i'm hungry
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>>32327722
No. She'd be sweaty from work. Is that the answer you wanted, you sick fuck? Get your hand off your dick, we're talking science here.
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>>32327731
>baby carrots
made me kek
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>>32327716
>imaginary lover
I notice you didn't specify gender. Does this torso sometime have boobs attached to it?
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>>32327713
She's correct though
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>>32327728
A skin tag is not genetically predetermined, it is an occurrence of happenstance. Genetic clones don't come with skin tags.
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Why didnt women tell me female loneliness is real?
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I wish I had the Ebon Hawk irl and could just fly around in hyperspace.
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>>32327728
The skin tag could've possibly been a bodily reaction. A keloid formed from some instance of butt damage. Who knows?
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>>32327689
I plan on taking her out for brunch and stuff while our kid is at preschool. Still, people keep pushing this specific style of romance, but why? We've both always been homebodies. We were living together for several months before we realized we had yet to go on an actual date. We weren't going on dates when she was super horny for me at the start of the relationship, and she's never expressed interest in going out to dates like that. We spend plenty of quality time together.

Besides, even though I do a fair amount of housework, my wife is excited for all the housework she'll be able to once our kid is in preschool. That's what she's looking forward to, not being intimate with me. I feel like that can only be explained by something inhibiting her libido, or her just not being attracted to me anymore, and she's affectionate with me too much for it to be the latter.
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>>32327732
You've been on 4chan too long if you assume people are asking about personal hygiene for sexual reasons
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>>32327735
kys tranny
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>>32327038
>NTA
What has you perturbed?
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>>32327691
What do you think of that, anon :3boyfriends?
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>>32327746
That's true, I've been here way too long. My statement stands, though.
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>>32327728
Sure, the type of clone matters. The one you describe sounds like the type that is grown in a vat with accelerated aging, but I think some anons were picturing a magical copy of their current state.
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>>32327748
That is none of your business.
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>>32327073
What's in her left hand?
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>>32327707
maybe once a day or something lol. more if I'm at that point in my cycle that makes me super horny
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>>32327732
I just asked since my clone would be sweaty too, and she also wouldn't have a dick... I almost typed "has your clone had lunch today?" but changed my mind, I guess that was a mistake
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Have you gotten more into creampies as you got older?
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everyone denies this but deep down they know it's true
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>>32327758
Nah, I prefer pumpkin pies myself
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>>32327685
Please don't, I've been to the future and you're still gorgeous and charming and full of life at 50 and 60 and onwards.
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Women, scale of 1-10, with 5 being the minimum, naturally, how much do you hate your father?
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>>32327760
Unironically, partially true.
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>>32327669
absolutely
polyamory is a disease
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Hi femanons do you cancel plans a lot with your boyfriends? Like all my previous girlfriends and my current gf does that, it happened again today. It's always after 4 or 5 months into the relationship that they do that, like fuck i always do my best get on time. Is this actually normal? Or am i being a pushover and should i make a big deal out of it this time?
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>>32327760
Also bullied guys tend to become insecure and realise they actually have to put some effort into their safety in the male arena
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>>32327763
>with 5 being the minimum
women on a scale of 5-10 how much do you hate your father
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>>32327709
There are plenty of women out there just chasing a lavish lifestyle, but on another level being accomplished in your career is indicative of other traits too, as is a man who is past a certain age and doesn't have anything to show for it. I don't think it's gold digging behavior to be attracted to diligent and intelligent men, nor to be disgusted by men who are incapable of committing to anything or working towards a goal.
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>>32327758
No, my favorite has always been French Aple

>>32327760
>le society has crumbled
Yawn

>>32327763
I can't hate a dead man
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>>32327760
wait, isnt the back to the future bully a literal rapist?
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>>32327740
Ok thats fair
You trump me in the medical knowledge I guess
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>>32327766
I don't really do that. I might very rarely if I'm super tired after work. I really hate when people cancel on me so I try not to do it often
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>>32327755
looks like a remote control for a vibrator
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>her
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>>32327662
women bring up the term "gold digger" more than anyone in these threads
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>>32327766
No, but that's because I'm a loser with literally nothing happening in my life except for meeting my bf
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>>32327760
>Neelix
Parody account portraying a fictional pedophile, all "wisdom" is indistinguishable from satire.
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>>32327155
Manlets, when will they learn?
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>>32327758
I think I still haven't even been creampied once, and I'm not a virgin.
REEEEEEE
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>>32327768
That’s not how math works.
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>>32327770
Yeah, exactly. If someone thinks that the only reason to date a brain surgeon is for money, then they're just outing themselves as someone who only thinks about money.
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>>32327108
This
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>>32327757
Well fuck, my bad. You HAVE to admit it sounded fetishy, though. Right?
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>>32327745
The situation now is different - home used to be a couple's place, now it's a parent's place. If she's not being sexual because she's always a mom in a mom space, it is helpful to becoming a wife again to get out of the mom space.
Also, are either of you fat? How's your diet? Get her to take maca, especially once she's off the birth control.
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>>32327784
Female "loneliness" kek
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>>32327781
parody or not his point still stands
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>>32327768
Lol I thought the same thing

>>32327785
If 5 is the minimum, isn't it saying to ignore 1-4 in the scale?
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>>32327776
Wow I can feel that just from the picture
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>>32327778
Women are generally also quite disgusted with their sexuality so they project a lot of their guilt onto us. Like, everything about a woman's reptillian hindbrain is wired to seek out a provider man to vampirise.
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>>32327789
Yes, on further reflection, I understand how it sounded that way, and I'm mortified to have been mistaken for a male coomer
I think I'll go wash up so my clone can be clean when she arrives
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>>32327157
My gf doesn't even know she took my virginity, lol.
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>>32327766
Nope, it's over.
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>>32327777
Thank you for posting this. She thinks I posted it and now I'm reaping the benefits.
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>>32327796
why would women be disgusted at successfully finding a quality mate to raise their children?
you use scary words like "vampirise" but a family takes money.
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>>32327784
In the past couple years I've become obsessed with cooming inside women and I was wondering if it was like a family making urge or something from getting older.
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To the trannies honest enough to admit theyre trannies:

Is there any jealousy between trannies in terms of how well they've transitioned? Like you get those genuinely qt trannies who pass as a girl easily, then you get ones that look like gods disgusting creations, a fucking orc that snuck onto earth. Feels like when theyre qt theyre legit trannies, and when theyre not, theyre just disgusting coomers with a fetish.
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>>32327802
You're welcome, give her my regards.
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>>32327796
The Handmaiden's Tale was such a fucking riot, like imagine if some pasty weeb wrote the most transparent fetishy sex filled isekai harem manga ever, and then a group of men started praising it as high art and an important commentary on gender roles? Imagine if men were walking around dressed as the characters and insisting it was totally about democracy and rights and all that shit, that's the Handmaiden's Tale.
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>>32327797
I also blame certain posts like >>32327359 making me think too sexually. Enjoy the rinse. I'm stuck baking before I can finally shower and decompress.
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>>32327797
Wow washing up ha ha could you tell me more about washing up ha ha just asking as a friendly non-fetishy query of course ha ha.
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>>32327806
Tbh I see trannies that look better than me(bio)and I seethe a little inside
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>>32327811
That's the unique charm of 4chan, you can have a serious debate and ERP at the same time! Enjoy your food!

>>32327812
To be honest my showers are basically 100% muscle memory autopilot, so I couldn't describe it if I tried
It involves soapy wet female skin, so sexy right?
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>>32327810
Well, from what I've read about the handmaid's tale, it's not supposed to be realistic per se, it's supposed to be taking fascist Christian America to it's logical extremes.
Think taliban (who have banned women's voices around other women) but arguably worse.
It's supposed to get you thinking about what these ideals and what these thoughts patterns actually represent.
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>>32327760
Anti-bullying campaigns have never stopped bullying and kids are still getting bullied. This idea that you could "teach" kids to not bully each other is blank slate nonsense, out of touch with human nature. In fact, an anti-authoritarian hands-off approach to teaching leaves a power vacuum which can be exploited by bullies. This is also why you see more bullying and crime in prison populations when they are granted more autonomy.
This narrative that nowadays there is no bullying any more and kids are therefore weak is yet another instance of cuckservative stupidity.
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>>32327752
Why are you trying to demoralize people?
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There are no more questions to ask
Nothing more to say
It's over.
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>>32327806
I imagine there has to be. And the ones who pass get huge ego boosts because they're never included in the tranny hate spam.

>>32327814
Now this is true despair.
>when a man taking pills gets a better rack than you
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>>32327820
why?
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>>32327819
How am I doing that?
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>>32327814
>(bio)
Thanks for the hearty laugh tranon, needed that
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>>32327795
In a good way?
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>>32327820
I have a question for everybody

why?
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>>32327822
Cause I can't think of anymore questions.
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>>32327821
I don't even care about boobs, a lot of them are just better facially
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>>32327799
Elaborate if you're an actual femanon. And not some doomer incel faggot.
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>>32327803
The generally cold attitude in terms of assessing a mate quality, and foregoing things like chemistry and connection in favour of money and provider ability is disgusting
As for the term vampirise, that is in reference to the female instinct to absorb ascending spirit in man and revert him to animal irritated state. Women are parasitic.
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>>32327817
I remember when the word "Fascism" actually referred to a distinct ideology and not whatever the fuck everyone uses it for now
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>>32327816
Thanks. Hopefully the lava cakes come out well.
>>32327826
F. Because your dad.
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>>32327826
Most original atoga question
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>>32327814
I doubt any look better. 99% pass as smoothly as kidney stones
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>>32327814
True. The Vikings would have waged wars over a pure Aryan beauty like Hunter Schafer.
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>men can take pills to grow big naturals
>women are not given pills to grow big naturals and are forced to get water balloons sewn into their skins
Women, when will you finally begin fighting against the misogyny and patriarchy that rule the world?
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>>32327810
There's a funny meme where the most sold size of the costume in that show is XXXL
Its really just a female coomer fantasy
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>>32327826
>She
is my why. It's over for me, but I must still go on for
>Her
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>>32327803
nta, but this whole thing with settling down with guys when they're "established" is way against the historical and biological norm, like a guy in normal times can provide for a wife and kids at like 20. If guys go through their entire 20s single and sexless they're going to naturally have a lot of resentment and skepticism towards the women who show up to date them at that age, add in the single mom phenomena and it outright turns into hostility.

Female friend once asked me "where do guys like you hang out" and I'm like, with our wives we met 15 years ago lol.
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>>32327826
fat and balding.
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>>32327827
better think of some soon or else
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>>32327803
>family takes money.

Dude I used to know has 12 kids and was making just over minimum wage when I knew him. Rabid christcuck and absolutely hated the socialist institutions that his family needed to survive even a single day... but they made it work.
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>>32327826
Vanilla Ice tried to rap again.
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>>32327841
Tf you talking about, we can't grow big dicks?
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>>32327817
>It's supposed to get you thinking about what these ideals and what these thoughts patterns actually represent.
This isn't subtle or intelligent at all, are you really wowed by this?
When people with dumb, not very deeply thought out worldviews make a hamfisted commentary about ideals they don't like, it shouldn't make you piss yourself with awe.
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>>32327854
they're talking about estrogen making you get gyno
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>>32327854
The elites have the true penis pills, the proles have only the Alex Jones and Joe Rogan fake pills.
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>>32327826
Monster girls.
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>>32327855
WTF?
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>>32327854
>we can't grow big dicks
What do you mean? I grew one just fine.
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>>32327862
Source is New York Post, so...
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>>32327857
It's not making me piss myself with awe, and the analogy is a simple one, I'm just telling you what the book is actually about. Because your post has nothing to do with it.
Notice not once did I praise it
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>>32327869
That baby is grape flavored.
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>>32327859
Are you guys really finding it hard to get dick pills? I can't so much as go in for a check up without everyone in the office subtly asking if I'd like a viagra prescription. At a certain point it gets a little weird that everyone else is bringing up my libido when I'm not in for that.
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>>32327869
Ew
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>>32327865
Are they conservative?
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>>32327826
Why not?
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>>32327869
CUTE I LOVE LITTLE HUMANS AAAA
congratulations! Please take care of it
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>>32327877
Tabloid, basically.
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>>32327790
>If she's not being sexual because she's always a mom in a mom space
Our sex life was heavily in decline long before she was even pregnant. It hasn't been any kind of priority for her for years. I don't think she ever gave me a blowjob without me asking for it ever since that first time in the bath.

>Also, are either of you fat?
Nope! We go on two-mile walks every day pushing the stroller.

>How's your diet?
It hasn't been the best, but we've been making great strides with that in recent weeks. We were never eating a bunch of sugary cakes or anything, just probably not getting enough fiber or vegetables.

>Get her to take maca, especially once she's off the birth control.
Never heard of this.
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>>32327874
It's the David Goggins approach to medicine: make sure men get harder. Hard men are good men. Hard men make hard men harder. Harden men as much as possible, that's what being a hard man is about. Hardening hard men hardening you.
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>>32327877
Nta but the Post is a rag.
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>>32327855
poltard edited photo
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>>32327806
Of course. Just like everyone else, it’s common to be jealous of someone better looking. Ugly or hot does not mean we are disgusting coomer fetish people.
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>>32327880
>Please take care of it
Gary's going to beat his daughter like he beats his wife.
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>>32327888
Gary's going to beat his wife with the baby.
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>>32327868
your explanation was pointless
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Dear women, how are (You) doing since the election?

This must be a difficult time, and I'm curious how you've been processing things?
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>>32327886
Just a heads up trannyanon, if you dont start calling out coomers with Autogynephilia within your community, then there's gonna be a huge backlash very soon when the normies become aware. You know they exist, you know i do too and you cant lie about it, so dont bother. Good luck when the inevitable happens.
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>>32327886
>does not mean we are disgusting coomer fetish people.
you still are
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(M)

Women, I need help. Is this genuine attraction from a girl, or am I getting love bombed?

>met her around 8 weeks ago in a cultural event
>Gave her my number in case she wanted to go out (had zero hope, so I just forgot about her)
>Reached out to me last week, invited me to a concert she was going with some friends
>Went and just focused on having fun
>Returned home, immediately started messaging me and asking if I came back home safe
>tell her I had a good time and we should go out again (literally expected to be ghosted at this point, like it has happened countless times)
>She invites me to another cultural event this week, then to a play at a local theater in two weeks, another event in three weeks
>? Ok.
>Reacts to most my stories with hearts and whatever shit
>Texts me randomly during the day, tries to make convo of anything. Says she can't wait until [date of event]
>light flirting in text but I get tired since it's not IRL
>Have to tell her I need to go to bed otherwise we keep chatting until 2AM
>compliments my looks and chuddish way of being
>Notice she's quite clingy. I've never initiated a conversation with her. Plus she's getting more bold with the love emojis and compliments
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>>32327840
wait hunter schafer is trans?
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>>32327869
What did you end up naming her?
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>>32327894
This
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>>32327892
Well yeah, I knew I was going to get a bad response because of where I am.
Sigh.
No u
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>>32327869
Congrats anon. Why is baby on a bottle and not a nipple?
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>>32327891
Ew it's Gary? Nevermind, give it up for adoption
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>>32327904
Too much of his wife is bruised to show her in pictures
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>>32327891
Anon :3 will draw a slapstick comic of Gary beating his wife with the baby. Tragedy is transformed into comedy.
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>>32327869
This is sad. Why the hazmat suit?
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>>32327882
Seems it may just how she is then. If it's been like that for so long, and you can't live with it, why marry her?
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>>32327909
Bud that's a gown and gloves. Standard wear in a hospital setting.
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>talking shit about a baby
A new low for this general.
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>>32327869
Aw... Congrats. :) Lotta hair on that kid.

You guys are really messing with my baby fever lately.
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>>32327916
atoga women hate babies
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>>32327916
we talk shit about the dad not the baby
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>>32327897
Her clock went off
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>>32327918
>inb4 plap plap plap anon
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>>32327916
>about a baby
I didn't realize a 30+ year old dipshit who beats his wife was just a baby
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>>32327869
Anon, I suggest you read to that kid often. Even if you don't think they understand.
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>>32327918
women are massive losers these days and we dont talk about it enough
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>>32327921
Fuck I meant to reply to JH >>32327917
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>>32327923
What retarded generic pointless advice.
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>>32327920
Her clock went off four fucking times in a row?
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>>32327928
Go away.
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>>32327907
Maybe he doesn't want to show the internet her tits?
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>>32327869
>Norwood 5 hairline already
Jk, congrats, baby can be whatever it wants to be
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>>32327922
>beats his wife
maybe she deserved it
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Women who are not JH, do you swallow?
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>>32327929
When women want a baby immediately they just pick whoever is the biggest pushover
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>>32327928
It's evidence BASED
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>>32327931
We've seen her tits!

They're horrifying...
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>>32327930
Reading to your kids is for emotionally unavailable people that have nothing to tell and talk about with their own children so they have to just rattle downs words of a stranger at them to govern their brain a chance to develop their language skills.
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>>32327928
Eh, you'd be shocked how many parents don't.
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>>32327936
see
>>32327938
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>>32327869
congrats anon!!!!!! i'm so happy for you!!! make sure to hold him or her as much as you can, and give him or her kisses and pet her or his head and LOTS of eye contact and snuggle him or her to sleep
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>>32327934
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>>32327931
This is Gary, he has already shown off pics of her naughty bits before when he was mad and wanted to punish her/us/the world.
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>>32327942
Because it is a sad cope for true connection.
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>>32327829
>I don't even care about boobs
a man's dick falls off every time a woman says this
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>>32327945
he cheated on the mom and fucked an underage girl whilst she was pregnant
i doubt he has any capacity for wholesomeness
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>>32327935
She's 19, not 38
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>>32327944
>t. Brainlet
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>>32327951
what?
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>>32327945
You have a lot of hope for the child of drug addicts. Good for you.
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>>32327928
Y'know... if you don't have anything to contribute...
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Hey Gary, can I adopt your kid?
I'm being serious. If you don't think you can take care of it, I'll take the kid.
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>>32327946
I specifically said not you
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>>32327928
Afternoon, Sarge.
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>>32327954
yup
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>>32327955
forgive me if i don't know shit about the tripfag lore, i like to spend my time on more productive things like crying and daydreaming. that's just my baked in response to "NEW BABY!!!!!"
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Is that cheswick's baby?
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>>32327952

Yeah no shit
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>>32327832
Women don't have time to be sappy and consider subjective things like chemistry, sorry. If you find it "disgusting" for me to know how much housing and tuition costs, that's your problem.
>>32327845
Things are definitely changing. I think it might get wild after the boomers die off.
>>32327849
They were definitely selling meth.
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>>32327957
Personality traits are heritable. If you dislike the father, you'll probably end up disliking the kid in time, since kids tend to become their parents.
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State gender and thoughts on lactation.
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>>32327946
One day you're going to give a guy (me) a handjob and he's (I'm) going to cum too quickly and it's going to get on your hand and you're going to jump and recoil like a snake bit you and he's (I'm) going to die laughing
Are you ready for a man to die by your hands?
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>>32327958
That's not fair.
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>>32327935
True, women who die without reproducing face like a million times more judgment in the afterlife, like your grandma and great grandma and so on will be super mean and catty to you for like the next thousand years.
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>>32327954
The father of that baby is Gary, an /atoga/ regular who's abusive, unfaithful, addicted to drugs, and worst of all, Canadian.
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>>32327841
Do tranny pills work if women take them for boob growth? Asking for a friend
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>>32327966
f. angry thoughts.
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>>32327966
I think you should get your balls chopped off
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>>32327970
everything damn i learn about gary is against my will
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>>32327966
F. A natural miracle of life.
>>32327967
I'll kill a man, that's all I gathered from your post.
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>>32327966
F Inconvenient but sometimes necessary.
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>>32327881
>>32327884
So that's a yes. Lol
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>applied to new job
>told my work gf about
>says she's going to miss me
>tell her I'll miss her too and that I'll have to come back and visit
>she seems sincere about her feelings
>had low-key planned on asking her out for real after after I left this job
>go to turn in my two weeks
>director offers me a promotion, new office, and new direct report (herself) immediately
>still waiting on final paperwork
So what the hell am I supposed to do about my work gf? I hate the idea of dating someone while we're coworkers but I really do like her.
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>>32327964
>They were definitely selling meth.

He had been involved with some sort of halfway house as a volunteer worker but I never quite made that connection
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>>32327966
M
I think it would be hot to try and induce. Makes me feel kind of guilty though.
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>>32327966
Moooooo
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>>32327962
yes
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>>32327912
Because it wasn't so bad before.

Since she's so physically affectionate and is so into me, I don't think she recognized that her libido faded, that she was having sex with me purely for romance as opposed to arousal. I didn't mind the lack of blowjobs if we were having enough sex that my libido was relatively sated. Besides, for the longest time, she never, ever turned me down for letting me masturbate into her mouth, even if she wasn't up for anything else. I went an entire year with 100% of my orgasms all being on or in her. In the early days of our relationship, she mentioned being very aroused at the idea of all my cum going to her, but when I brought up the year-long achievement when it happened, she was just "I guess I'm impressed at your restraint to not masturbate on your own" with no enthusiasm whatsoever.

In the months before she got pregnant, though, we were down to once a week or less, as opposed to every few days. In the early months after our baby was born, I felt an eagerness from her to get back to having sex that I hadn't seen from her in a very long time, despite the high stress and horrible lack of sleep we were facing. And then, once she was back on birth control so we could get back to fucking, that eagerness faded.

So there are a lot of reasons for me to believe that it's the birth control. It's just, if it's NOT the birth control, I don't know what I'm going to do. If, even after she's been off of it for several months and our kid is in preschool and I've done everything I can to express romance and my desires to her, our sex life STILL sucks... I'm just going to be tremendously sad.
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>>32327893
You mean the one in 2021? Things have been mostly the same, so I'm not sure what you mean by difficult. Trudeau held on to most of his party's seats in the House of Commons, so not much changed.
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>>32327978
F but "juicy" is honestly a pretty disgusting description for an ass imo.
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>>32327963
I don't know what to believe anymore. I should've been the one taking the initiative but it feels pretty fucking weird the other way around.
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>>32327978
We're all tapas?
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>>32327978
Women complaining about catcalling is a racist dogwhistle.
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>>32327965
That's fine, I think personality traits also come out due to environmental factors.
That doesn't mean they're not there, but they won't always express themselves under certain conditions.
I think anyone can have the right environment to succeed, and you can certainly try your best regardless.
I'm also unlikable, the kid would fit right in .
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>>32327982
There are good conservative papers, and there are liberal tabloids too. It's not a fault of conservatism that the New York Post is trash. This truly is a Both Sides issue.
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>>32327964
>Women don't have time to be sappy and consider subjective things like chemistry, sorry. If you find it "disgusting" for me to know how much housing and tuition costs, that's your problem.
Im not saying i find it disgusting, im saying you find it disgusting which is why despite all this honesty from you here, i know for a fact on the first date you'd never express these feelings and pretend like you give a shit about chemistry.
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>>32327928
>>32327938
le STEM major has arrived
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>>32327981
Tried it?
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I spent all morning posting on /atoga/ and /wowcg/ instead of writing my dissertation...
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>>32327908
drew this instead
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>>32328005
Why's the baby trying to square up, my sides
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>>32327991

May as well roll with it, what have you got to lose?
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>>32327915
Remind me to not give birth in a hospital, then. I'll have my baby on my bare chest breastfeeding
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>>32328005
>Baby survives
I approve
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>>32328002
I have a kid, yes.
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>>32328000
Oh. Well yeah, men like that stuff, so of course I act all lovey-dovey in the beginning of a relationship.
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>>32328005
Can you give the baby some meth?
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>>32327989
I meant the American one a few weeks ago. Sorry for the burgercentrism, I just know that a lot of women are struggling rn
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>>32327994
White men loving doing this thing where they artificially inflate their value by pretending to be super liberal, unlike the brown hordes, while also spewing the most misogynistic crap, difference being the misogyny is ineffectual incel tier whining so apparently that's better.
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>>32327983
>>director offers me a promotion, new office, and new direct report (herself) immediately
The director who promoted you will report to you?
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>>32328014
I guessed that, I was just being cheeky :P
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>>32327992
Hapas*
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>>32327977
And there's nothing any of us can do to stop it.
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>>32328012
Sure hun, say whatever you have to say to fight off that deep rooted self disgust you have
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>>32328017
I meant that I will be her direct report, I'm retarded.
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>>32328009
You take the gown off to breastfeed silly.
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>>32327990
wtf is wrong with you
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>>32328023
I'm completely lost on what you're even implying.
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>>32328015
>excuse me sweaty, I am NOT being racist!
>but by the way I'm tired of the brown hordes
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>>32328029
>sweaty
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>>32328020
only the middle guy looks hapa
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>>32328008
.. nothing much. I can't even say money since I've spent nothing going out with her. Perhaps more emotional trauma
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>>32327999
You're totally right, I should know better than to slapfight in atoga.
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>>32328009
Definitely avoid a hospital birth, every "intervention" they do generally does more harm than good. Go to a birthing center or get a midwife for a home birth.
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>>32328031
Guy on the right looks filipino imo
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>>32328027
cool
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>>32328024
If you are in different chain o command and dont work together too much id say its ok ish
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>>32328034
My mother didn't get an epidural and she begged me to get one.
She rawdogged her birth me and said it was the worst pain she's ever experienced.
She had a similar mindset and told me to just do whatever the doctors say and get a normal birth in a hospital
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>>32328032
>Perhaps more emotional trauma

You'll get that anyway, so
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>>32327893
I'm doing ok. A few of my friends went insane and outed themselves as awful people, but that's really all that's affected me.
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>>32328013
no but I’ll give em math
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>>32327893
I'm doing fine. I think it says bad things about my country but it also gives me hope because it's easier than I thought to make it.
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>>32328039
Well right now it's definitely a no-go because she was an intern then became my trainee and we both report to the same supervisor.
If I were moved, then the dynamic would be slightly different but we'd still interact A LOT because she'd likely be taking over my old duties.
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>>32327996
>I think personality traits also come out due to environmental factors.
As a rule of thumb, genetics tend to be responsible for half of the variance of most traits within first world populations, which is twice as much as nurture. The rest is made up of environmental randomness.

>That doesn't mean they're not there, but they won't always express themselves under certain conditions.
Yes, people with a predisposition to alcohol addictions won't become addicts if they are never exposed to alcohol, but at some point, people are left to themselves and that is typically when their true nature emerges.

>you can certainly try your best regardless.
Trying doesn't hurt. There is no other way. I'm just saying: some people will struggle.

That being said, I don't pay a lot of attention to tripfag drama. Birthrates are low enough and people here, while damaged, are probably still cleverer than the population average, so whatever things are like, they could probably be way worse. I wish the best of luck to the father and the child.
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>>32328045
CUTE
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Woman

Do you go to the theatre?
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>>32328041
Fair enough. Any tips on how not to sperg out during her planned outing? I've been behaving like my usual chud self
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Storytime and important question:

I rejected a hot Thai Chinese girl because she could barely speak English and we fought most of the time we spent together lol, I live in Europe, she in Thailand.
She also ghosted me for months one time and we only met twice in a span of four years and she wanted to marry me. She had a huge tattoo on her ass, which she is now trying to remove. She is very rich. Richer than me. She literally doesn't have to work thanks to her family. We fucked on our first meeting within the first 30 minutes.

I blocked her on Instagram because she kept pushing for marriage and I had a bad feeling about it all. But then I regretted it and unblocked her after 4 months. She hasn't responded (yet?). Did I do the right thing?
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>>32328054
I do but I was a big theatre kid.
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>>32328040
It's going to be painful, it's childbirth. But there are less complications and unnecessary risks when doctors aren't trying to force women to push when not ready or give drugs that fuck with baby's heart and Mom's wellbeing, just so they can clock out for their weekend or make a little more money from an unnecessary C-section, and a plethora of other fucked up shit they do
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>>32328054
At least once a year since we get free tickets, yeah

>>32328056
Hey it me

>>32328058
I guess so? Sounds like you weren't a good match for each other
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>>32328057
If you find yourself overthinking anything switch your brain off immediately
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>>32328060
okay antivaxxer
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>>32328054
Apparently I'll go in two weeks. No I've never been very interested so meh.
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>>32328060
>when doctors aren't trying to force women to push when not ready
How do you know when you're ready? I mean, it's not really like peeing or anything like that, right?
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>>32328056
Perfect tummy mass. It doesn't get better than this. The artist was a true connoisseur.
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>>32328056
Sad to say that Ancient Indians had far better taste than Ancient Gr**ks
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>>32328052
Based somehow positive doomer!
Thank you for not bonking me and I have nothing to add but I hope you have a good day.
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>>32328056
M
I'm a little embarrassed at how much this transfixes me, I can barely look away.
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>>32328058
I tried to date a Japanese girl and just couldn't because of the language barrier so I can relate.

But it sounds like you just weren't good for each other and no amount of money can fix that.
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>>32328009
You do get skin-on-skin in a hospital. The PPE is for the staff and guests.
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>>32328058

Male bpd in the wild
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>>32328056
women with tummies like this should be my gf NOW
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>>32326530
I pulled an all nighter 4 times in two weeks and now two weeks later I feel extra sleepy. Is this normal?
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>>32328056
reminds me of this Indian nature goddess sculpture
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>>32328062
>I guess so? Sounds like you weren't a good match for each other
Okay, thank you! She just left a really strong impression on me, so I'm kinda still thinking about her haha

>>32328071
I guess so. Too bad. Oh well, thank you !

>>32328077
What do you mean?
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>>32328079
Yeah, it's called sleep debt.
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State gender. Have you ever dated a physically/mentally disabled person?
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women
who's hotter northern euros or southern euros?
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>>32328067
>>32328078
That's not really a tummy so much as where your organs go.
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>>32328080
Do Indian women still look like that?
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>>32328085
>submitted by A.K.
>A Kike
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>>32328063
That actually worked last time so will do. Any red flags I should be aware of?
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>>32328085
Blond guys just look weird, sorry
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>>32328066
It's not. And it's not like pooping either, though Drs say to push like you're pooping. Pushing with the muscles that flex when you cough is better. But your body will tell you when and instinct does take over.
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>>32328085
Guy on the right looks sickly.
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>>32328088
they have hot women just like any other race
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>>32328083
Depends on what you mean.
I've dated autistic/ADHD/bipolar guys and one with a facial deformity
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>>32328098
yea. where are their eyebrows?
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>>32328066
You're wasting your time on a RETVRN TO TRADITION poster. Their ability to virtue signal is more important than the reality you'll experience.
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>>32328088
sculptures like these were almost always idealized, carving one to look way more attractive and “godlike,” as this is a depiction of a goddess
but many Indian women do carry wonderful curves
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>>32328060
Hm, you make a compelling case, but I still think I prefer the room with infinite painkillers.
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>>32328069
You're very much welcome Anon, and I hope you have a nice day as well!
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>>32328099
>Pushing with the muscles that flex when you cough is better.
Thanks, anon. I filed this away in case I ever have a baby. So, push with your abs kinda? That won't hurt babby?
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>>32328094
You mean aside from a future teenage pregnancy statistic? I'd suggest that you bail if there are signs of hard drug use or alcoholism but you're already off the reservation so why sweat the little stuff?
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>>32328103
>>32328112
I'm well aware of that. I'll be more overt: please post pictures of Indian women built like that, if you've got any.
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>>32328080
This overlap here is peak eroticism. They knew EXACTLY what they were doing. It seems Schopenhauer had a point when he praised the ancient Hindus. Pajeets, I kneel.
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>>32328111
This, kek. He probably has no idea how common it used to be for women to die in childbirth. I feel bad for women who get involved with men like that.
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>>32328122
google is free
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>>32328025
Why would I need plastic gloves and a gown in the first place? Assuming both me and the baby are healthy

>>32328034
Sometimes medical intervention is necessary, but yeah. My sister had a good experience at a hospital birthing centre with a midwife
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>>32328051
I had the same scenario years ago and didnt act on it.
Sometimes regret it.
On the other hand there are almost 4 billion women in the world not her to ask out, and i might have regretted making work awkward or getting fired
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>>32328080
>a curvy piece of rock is making me have gay thoughts
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>>32328124
The more you sneak in references to your epic philosophers the more women get icked.
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>>32328080
Very much a tragedy how far indians have fallen. Their culture is an abomination thanks to muslim and victorian british influence, especially in regards to sexuality
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>>32328127
>anon :3
More like anon :(
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>>32328129
Babies have shitty immune systems when they're first born.
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>>32328112
All art is idealized.
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>>32328116
Cough. Feel what muscles in your pelvic floor tense, not your abs.
>>32328129
>sometimes medical intervention is necessary
Of course, but this is not true for majority of births.
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>>32328132
>t. brainlet who has been memed into thinking women are unimpressed with learned men
The only thing uglier than an ugly person is an anti-intellectual. The fact that such a school of thought even exists is completely insane to me.
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Either gender,
Thoughts on The Game Awards this year?

M;
I'm starting to fall out with it. I loved SotE but I don't think DLC should be eligible for GotY, and changing the nomination rules makes me assume it's going to win. 90% of the voting power goes to the jury and only 10% from actual gamers, and the jury has fucking NPR, Variety, the LA Times, and a handful of other non-gaming journalists. I think a fair number of games got snubbed and FotM games that peaked early in the year are getting completely ignored. Their esports nominees have always been a joke and are clearly done by people who don't watch progaming and just know of popular players/teams. It's just "pls tune in for new video game announcements" with a faux award show tacked on.
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>>32328124
i don't understand, what? The fat belly?
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>>32328083
Yeah all my exes were female. *rimshot*
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>>32328121
She's turning 20 soon apparently, so I seriously doubt she'll be part of that statistic. Perhaps I'm "off the reservation" due to getting pulled away from it lol, but that's a fair point.
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>>32328124
I don't believe guys like this
My eating disorder can't all have been for nothing
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>>32328132
I will praise the art as I see fit. It would be disgraceful to moderate my voice. Take it or leave it.
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>>32328101
>>32328108
Thats it, going shaved head and beard
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>>32328062
>It me
*Plaps you and grabs your belly aggressively*
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>>32328141
You are very good at vomiting facts up. Good for you, maybe you'll have an original thought someday.
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>>32328083
F I was briefly with an ADHD guy for a bit.
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>>32328142
M
I don't play little kid's games anymore
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>>32328087
Its bit of fat but also just the feminine sex bulge

>Neuron activation
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>>32328152
nothing in his posts is "vomiting facts up" you insecure pseud
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>>32328159
Yes sir.
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>>32328143
>>32328148
It's basically what >>32328087 said, it's about the organs. That's where the womb goes, and alongside women being a little thicker than men (for fertility reasons) overall, it's "pure sexo".
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Women, do you have a tummy?
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>>32328142
I haven't heard of Balatro. I've bought Astro Bot but I haven't played it yet since I'm devoting all my gaming time to Metaphor, which I'm loving so much.

I hear people love Rebirth but I honestly didn't like Final Fantasy 7 Remake. It felt like there was too much padding.
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>>32328148
stop starving yourself NOW!
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>>32328133
If long sleeve polo is what picrel is wearing, then no, it's attractive

>>32328142
F, as usual I've only played like 2 of the games up for nomination, so I only watch it for the memes
Wasting brain cells on the judging process seems pointless to me, but I guess they're just trying to give the awards more legitimacy

>>32328163
Yeah, I just filled it with banana bread
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>>32328122
gif has an indian woman thread that introduced me to how hot they can be.
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>>32327996
The womb is an environment, environmental influences begin before birth ie nutrition, substance use, etc
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>>32328163
Unfortunately, I have a little belly bump that never goes away. Eating too much makes it look worse.
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>>32328148
Start eating, flatty
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>>32328162
Thank you, I get it now
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>>32328148
if you have good fat distribution get a bit chubby
if you have bad fat distribution keep starving
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>>32328163
No, I'm really skinny. It's like a sheet of skin stretched over hip bones down there.
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>>32328087
I'm so happy that women have internal organs!!
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>>32328169
>>32328148

Resume starving yourself NOW!!

>/atoga/ invents eating disorder red light/green light :3
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>>32328142
>ceremony that attempts to glorify AAA games with some indies thrown in to seem legit
The console game industry has fallen so far from grace that I can hardly believe people still eat this shit up. I haven't had any interest in it in years. 0 of the games they bring up are of any interest to me (except Balatro, which I enjoyed but don't consider it to be anywhere close to being a game that deserves to be regarded so highly).

Pic related is probably the best game that came out this year that I've played so far. It's a bit short (and a bit pricey IMO), but doesn't overstay its welcome and is criminally underrated. You'll never see a game like this show up on a show like that.
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>>32328175
I get that, and I get that I'm being a reckless optimist, but I'm not going to doom a kid because they had a bad start.
How people turn out is the result of infinite factors regardless of how they're born, and I think there's a world in which this kid does fine.
Not looking promising if they have to actually be raised by Gary though.
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>>32328170
>Yeah, I just filled it with banana bread
I hate food babies.
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>>32326530
>go on good date with girl
>she says she had a great time but she thinks we would make great friends
>see gig that I'll be going to alone
>thinking about messaging her if she wants to join me to see if she is serious about being friends and so i dont have to go alone
Good idea or bad?
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>>32328154
I don't think posting in this thread is much better than playing a vidya, to be fair.
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>>32328143
YES!

>>32328148
Women tend to think men prefer women skinnier than they actually do in the same way that men tend to think women preferred men more muscular and with greater fascial masculinity than they actually do. Next time you worry about being too fat, look at the Gigachad and consider that some men think this was the preferred male facial structure and that you might be in the same boat.
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>>32328193
If you're not expecting her to develop romantic feelings for you and are genuinely asking as a friend, it can't hurt
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>>32328193
Bad, "let's be friends" is usually just people trying to let someone down gently
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>>32328170
What games did you play?
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>>32328172
If you're white then indian women are easy pickings too. They're not used to being flattered by a white man and will be delighted.
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I've been thinking that I've basically let my doctor lull me into shelving my suspicions about what is causing my health problems, and now that I've gone through testing only to hit the "it's just your diet, bro" wall (i'm literally living in hell with this shit) it really hit me. All because I'm too chicken shit to actually name what I think I have outright (there's a high chance I'd be told it's too rare or something) I have an assertiveness problem.

Should I get a new doctor?
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>>32328194
Those are still different enough, but I do apologize for my rudeness.
I still don't recommend playing video games too much though.
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>>32328193
Do you really have no one else to go to the concert with?
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>>32328176
>a little belly bump
If it looks anything like >>32328124 or >>32328056 then this is not a problem at all.
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>>32328208
But don't they refuse to eat beef? I like steaks and burgers
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>>32328148
This type ages poorly, that's the real issue. These women get frumpy and lose interest in sex. Skinny women who hit the gym regularly win at the end.
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>>32328193
Yeh, I'd go to a concert with a guy just as friends.
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Its good when girls want to stay in shape, the problem is they dont know when to stop
Similar to dudes who start lifting weights and end up being roidtranny gymcels

25-30% bodyfat is optimal feminine physique
>Ass and hips for grabbing
>Effortlessly fertile
>High libido
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>>32328208
Can you cold approach them? I saw a few today.
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>>32328217
What about exercising at home?
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>>32328209
Doctors aren't wizards. Unless you tell them what's going on and try to be as open with them as possible, it doesn't matter how many of them you end up seeing-- none of them will be able to help you.
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>>32328209
Most doctors seem pretty reticent to actually diagnose if it's not something wildly obvious on a test that can be outsourced to a nurse and the lab, and risks your life. Bring up what you think it is, find a doctor who will take you or your money seriously and actually test for it.
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State gender. How many kids do you want if applicable?
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>>32328137
Yes, that's why they need colostrum and as much skin to skin contact with their mother as possible
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>>32328229
M
2.5
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>>32328229
M
2 or 3
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>>32328226
The gym is just a general term for exercise, anon. Doesn't matter how you do it as long as you do it regularly enough to improve and see/feel results.
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>>32328229
five. two girls and two boys and one open space. i just don't want anyone to be the odd one out, and everyone should have playmates.
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>>32328229
M
2-3, maybe even 4 lol
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>>32328217
dudes like this really think they've got it all figured out lmao
>heres your gym bunny gf bro she'll age perfectly getting up at 5am to go on 5k runs every morning eating protein powder slop
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>>32328214
I'm short, so it's more squished, but close. It's annoying for some tops regardless.
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>>32328210
Ah, it's okay, I just meant in terms of time wasting.I agree too much vidya is real bad for people.
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>>32328229
M
As many as my wife is willing to have with me. Kids are an investment, not a burden. The better of a parent you are, the more you'll get out of raising them all properly.
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>>32328229
F Ideally I'd want a boy and a girl.
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>>32328229
F. Just one son. I'll have up to a couple daughters before that if that's what it takes.
But seriously, I'd have to play it by ear and see how the first one goes.
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>>32328239
Exercise is a very basic tenet of health and longevity
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>>32328229
>mfw only one girl answers this
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>>32328176
i think that your literal womb sis
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>>32328223
For both there is no when to stop if natty.
Monica granda os even on var and if given a chance i would berry my pp in her so hard that whomstever pulled me out would be crowned king arthur
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>>32328229
F. As many as we can healthily have. At least two. My fiance is funny, from the start of our relationship to now he went from wanting 2, to wanting 5.
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>>32328229
I'm planning to knock up all the femanons, so at least that many.
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>>32328177
>"flatty" refers to tummy now
That could have saved my past self a lot of grief
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>>32328224
Imma be honest
I don't believe that the racial difference allows you to treat them differently from white women. I think they would be pretty offended to know you think they're easier to pick up because they're indian.
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What if I get 4 daughters and no sons?
Would that be bad?
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>>32328229
F
4
maybe 1 less or more
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>>32328229
F
In an ideal world, id have as many as come naturally.
Obviously I'm not rich and I like my health and body and it's not sustainable so I'm shooting for at least 4.
I want to adopt at least one because I was adopted and it was shitty so I want to do a better job.
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>>32328247
movement is
have you had your heart healthy (tm) canola oil today?
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>>32328255
I'm impregnating you until you give me a son.
>B-but I'm a man
Shut up and give me an heir
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>>32328249
I should be checked for a tumor, then.
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>>32328257
Why don't you just adopt them all?
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>>32328254
Obviously you dont let them know, duh, fact is they'll immediately give you alpha fuxx treatment by virtue of being white.
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>>32328258
>movement
Talk about cope.
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>>32328230
To add to what you're saying, it also used to be normal to only have household members around mother and baby for the first 3 months, reducing strange/outside bacteria exposure until baby's immune system has developed more.
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>>32328258
No, exercise. Get your heart pumping to max level, walking is not enough lazy fuck.
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>>32328217
This is true. I had an eating disorder practice gf and she started getting wrinkles at 24 and she still had a weird bump stomach despite her arms being like twigs and her having 0 tits and 0 ass.
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>>32328189
You... can't believe people enjoy different games?
That's very /v/ of you

>>32328191
This dude hates the biological process of consuming food for nutrients

>>32328202
Diablo IV, Echoes of Wisdom, and I just noticed Wuthering Waves is in there too
The rest is all console gaming that goes over my head completely

>>32328209
I don't think a new doctor will make you more assertive? Just say it to your current one

>>32328217
Not her but you can have an ED and work out at the same time, you know?
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>>32328255
*pipe hitting intensifies*
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>>32328262
Idk, something irrational in my brain wants to continue my line and I want the experience of pregnancy, bonding, and biological maternal instincts.
I'm open to adopting most of them though.
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>>32328264
>he has runners face and regular shits himself mid run, but he really thinks he's discovered the secret to long life
Lmfao do you really mean to tell me 100 year old italians are going to the gym every day and going on marathons? kek
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>>32328137
Is they why you're not supposed to feed a little kid honey?
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>>32328200
It would definitely be platonic, but I guess there's still a small part of me hoping that it could rekindle things between us as we made out a lot during the date and she got handsy with me. But it would primarily be platonic since she was very cool
>>32328201
Yeah but I do want to see if shes serious about it. We got along really well during the date
>>32328211
I don't
>>32328218
Even if it was a guy who you went on a date with a week prior?
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>>32328259
KEK
>>32328269
What ? Lol
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>>32328248
"if applicable" implies that I have a fixed number in mind. I want to pump out babies for as long as my body lets me.
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>>32328266
>Get your heart pumping to max level
Fucking lmfao
>walking is not enough lazy fuck.
All I'm seeing is slave rage and slave cope. Your metabolism is pathetic, btw.
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>>32328253
>Pic related
This is the face she makes when she sees me at gym
She craves me
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>>32328255
I'd be a bit sad but 4 daughters are basically a guarantee that your genes will be in the gene pool so
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>>32328240
>It's annoying for some tops regardless.
It probably depends on how it is framed. A bit of a tummy bump underneath skin-tight clothes can look quite appealing. It just adds that little extra curvature that makes the surface more interesting to look at. Certainly, there is a limit at which point it becomes less appealing, but I believe women underestimate just how much leeway there is. This does not mean that a skinny look can't also be attractive, but it's simply a different kind of attractiveness.
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>>32328270
Yeh, I'm with you there. I'd like to experience pregnancy at least once.
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>>32328224
I can't imagine there are very many women *ANYWHERE* who will comply with a direct cold approach. They might be flattered, but that's about the most you can hope to expect from it I think.
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>>32328271
NTA; the secret to a long life is >>32327639
Notice that the people that live for all this time talk about having wine and enjoying life, not stuff about how bad things were sometimes in the past
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>>32328223
>too far for men is when they have a heart attack and die
>too far for women is when they no longer make my dick tingle
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>>32328235
like you guys don't even get how much i've thought about this. five is the best number
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>>32328278
>slave rage and slave cope
What? Lmfao, get off your ass and do some exercise you skinny fat loser. no excuses.
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>>32328280
I see
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>>32327639
LITERALLY THIS
High metabolism, low stress.
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>>32328218
I wish you wouldn't... you're making things harder for your fellow women who want to use concerts as dates
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>>32328275
I would be a little hesitant but I would stress that it's a just friends thing. This depends a lot on the band too.
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>>32328277
>I want to pump out babies for as long as my body lets me.
you'll get called a pickme for these statements
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>>32328290
I can tell you're running on adrenaline and cortisol there buddy. How's the hairline?
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>>32328279
It looks like a "really dude?" face to me...
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>>32328277
Ok, you need to be a surrogate. Babies are expensive.
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>>32328271
Look, anon, getting some regular exercise in isn't the same thing as being an athlete. Exercise is the most rational way to train your body to increase it's stamina. You don't have to focus on being a fucking Olympic athlete, you just need to give your muscles something a little more substantial to do.
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>>32327624
M
Sugar is good for you.
Estrogen is not the female hormone.
If you consume enough carbohydrate, you don't need that much protein
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>>32328295
Calling me a pickme is an opinion, but calling me a mother is a fact.

>>32328301
Is that having babies for others?
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>>32328305
Lol
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>>32326530
State gender
Thoughts on this?
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>>32328300
Looks like attracted / aroused face to me
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>>32328275
>small part of me hoping
I hope for the same for you! Just don't be crushed if it doesn't work out. You put yourself out there regardless. Have fun at the concert!
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>>32328307
Yeh. I think you have to have at least one kid of your own first though.
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>>32328298
KEK
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>>32328269
lmaoo
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I go to gym so i see stuff like pic related
Sometimes girls have really prominent lower belly and it screams sexo
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>>32328305
You'll have to shave, but fine, we can kiss. As long as you give me a son.
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>>32328310
I'd show her architect memes
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F Can I not just take hormones for bigger boobs?
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>>32328268
>different games
>the games that are shoved in everyone's face through AAA-tier marketing are the ones that end up on the roster
This has nothing to do with what people like. It has everything to do with a lack of passion for the actual medium. When the only games that show up on this roster are the ones that have the most financial backing, then you can't possibly tell me that it's because people "enjoy different games". Don't be so fucking dense, anon.
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>>32328304
My body isn't frequently catabolizing my muscles from a high cortisol lifestyle so I don't need to worry about this
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>>32328288
Very cute. Will you be too distraught if you end up with 4 and 1, or 5 and 0? If you get started later in life than your ideal years, would you switch to fostering/adoption to complete the pattern?
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>>32328310
M
She's cute!
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>>32328310
M
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
I'm beating it up so frequently that it's going to be the most consistent cardio I've gotten in my life
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>>32328310
I've always hated the plapjack images they are really rude to fat women and its the equivalent of a picture of a sad woman fucking a manlet.
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>>32328324
You can. Yaz bc pills made mine bigger. Wouldn't encourage going on hormones though.
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>>32328324
You can afaik but it can dysregulate other things
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>>32328324
Yes
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>>32328310
If she hit the gym hard for 6 months she'd be a 9/10 easily. But her jealous friends stop her from doing this
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>>32328323
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>>32328320
>anon cures every single woman's worst insecurity in a single post
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>>32328263
Have you ever talked to an indian woman?
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>>32328317
both me btw
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>>32328328
if i had four boys or four girls, i'd probably stop there to avoid the odd one out scenario. if i somehow got to five and one, i'd have to go for six or more until there's nobody isolated. i have nothing against adoption but i really want to be pregnant so i might not.
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>>32328331
>sad woman fucking a manlet
at least she's fucking with him unlike irl
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>>32328341
Ive fucked one in uni and she was so easy
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>>32328340
>anon
Gymbro is thread royalty, newfag
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>>32328314
Well I've done that already, so let's get the paperwork started!
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>>32328310
Tastefully thick thighs
I think skeleton lovers should be shot
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>>32328340
ive done this before but only one femanon payed attention
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>>32328342
I know
Took the ray peat kool aid way too hard now you think being a lazy fuck is good because it means urr durrr low stress. fucking retard
gg
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>>32328348
Cringe parasocial behavior
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>>32326530
Is it weird to prefer blond guys as a brunette?
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>>32328351
truth
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>>32328324
Sure, but the hard part is getting them. Only MTFs can get them prescribed by a doctor. That's right, men have invaded all our spaces, even tits.
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>>32328352
we're all paying attention, just not responding
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>>32328353
I'm having a laugh at you because both you and OP completely missed the point.
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>>32326530
State gender
Thoughts on this?
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>>32328332
>Yaz bc pills made mine bigger.
How much bigger? Did it last even after you stopped taking the pills?
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>>32328357
I don’t think it’s weird to have a preference in hair color
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>>32328142
Nobody plays vidja slop in 2025
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State gender and age

What is something nice that happened recently to you
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>>32328359
those hormones are trash and will give you cancer, take real, bioidentical hormones instead
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>>32328363
Adam reminds me of a corpse from a magic the gathering card's art.
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>>32328131
Would you sit on that rock face?
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>>32328367
f, 18, one of my friends said he likes how giggly I am and how everyone around me gets giggly too
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Women, are you happy with the size of your boobs? Do you wish they were bigger? Smaller?
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>>32328379
smaller smaller smaller smaller smaller
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>>32328367
F
24
Some coworkers were talking to me and tried to get me to go out with them and seemed disappointed when I declined.
First time that's ever happened to me.
They also told me I could do a lot better than my ex, which honestly was a boost even though it's likely just platitudes.
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>>32328367
F23
My cat's bloodwork came back and he's healthy except for slightly elevated glucose
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>>32328382
Based.
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>>32328367
m29
i met a girl online that seems cool
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>>32328379
bigger
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>>32328354
Seething foid but i dont care anyway
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>>32328379
smaller, but im happy with the size
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>>32328313
I'm just wondering how should I know if she gets feelings for me again potentially.
Ah yknow what maybe I shouldn't even bother
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>>32328350
nta do you really like pregnancy that much?
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>>32328379
No
Smaller
I won't elaborate more because it feels like I'm putting my slender sisters down
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>>32328379
I'm not sure. Sometimes I want smaller, sometimes bigger...
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>>32328364
Hard to say - I started taking yaz right when I was on the cusp of growing boobs, and they ballooned massively within a year. They went shrunk a little after quitting, though my then-bf swore he couldn't see a difference. I'm a 32I.
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>>32328379
Some times I wish they were much smaller.
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>>32328392
Yes, I really do. It makes me feel deeply fulfilled, like I'm carrying out my duty here on Earth. There's no better feeling.
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>Girly girls: I wish I could be treated like on of the bros.. and then get ravaged sexually
>Tomboys: I wish the bros saw me like a real girl.. and then I get ravaged sexually

Why
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>>32328223
You can't get "too big" if you are natty, particularly as a woman
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>>32328396
32I holy mama
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>>32328391
Wait for her to come on to you. Don't act like you expect or are waiting for it.
>>32328389
Which is totally why you replied, right? Because you absolutely don't care at all? Kek
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>>32328402
Thats it? Thats your post?
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>>32328399
Women aren't like that, you're just porn sick
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>>32328405
yeah
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>>32328402
nta but I'm guessing that's not as impressive as it sounds. 34I, now she's impressive...
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>>32328405
Yes, deal with it faggot ass bitch.
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>>32328281
I think my tummy bump plus my outie belly button makes me look too stupid with my top off. Combined with my chest which is a whole other issue, I'd rather just wear loose tops when possible.
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>>32328382
How big are they?
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Why are redheads seen as the most attractive women but women don't share the same enthusiasm for redhead men?
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>>32328396
You and the thread's 34I should swap bras and then make an educational video explaining to us clueless morons how band sizes work.
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>>32328412
wonderful
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>>32328384
That's cool. Happy for him
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>>32328417
As a redhead, there seems to be this stereotype that we're really good at sex. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong.
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>>32328367
F, 33. Had my ass eaten.
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>>32328379
In general? Bigger, because I have low self esteem and I feel like I need it to be successful at dating.
Right this very second? Smaller, because I'm sick, and it hurts when I cough and they smack my chest.

>>32328396
Very interesting, I'm 34H and wouldn't mind a bit more. That's funny, I'd think your bf of all people would study them closely enough to notice even the tiniest difference!
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>>32328396
Most impressive
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>>32328425
Still the fwb girl or are you dating someone new
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>>32328384
Are you feeding him too many treats?
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>>32328418
32I and 34I are like two swimming pools of the same size, but one is slightly deeper.
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>>32328424
>there seems to be this stereotype that we're really good at sex. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong.
No, you definitely are really good at sex.
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>>32328426
>I'm 34H and wouldn't mind a bit more
I'm gonna call larp here.
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>>32328429
The fwb ex. She's really good.
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>>32328396
>I started taking yaz right when I was on the cusp of growing boobs
...doesn't this mean you were having sex when you had barely started puberty? Or is there another reason to take bc?
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>>32328417
Redheads are the whitest whites, and white = feminine.
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>>32328426
I'm sick also. :) I was feeling good yesterday and today got a sore throat already wtf, usually I get sick slowly and am able to prevent it with tea.
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>>32328424
Well... are you?
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>>32326530
What would you do if your daughter liked a gay guy?
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>>32328402
Bra shopping blows but I love 'em
>>32328418
The band size is the measurement around your torso at your underbust. >>32328426
Also wouldn't mind a bit more, which is good, because I'm newly pregnant and expecting to get ridiculously chested
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>>32328444
>Bra shopping blows
I fuckign bet, it’s difficult to find my size sometimes but definitely not as hard as looking for yours
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>>32328435
women can be vain and greedy too, it's not that unbelievable
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>>32328424
Hmm, I dunno. We'll have to conduct some tests to be sure.
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What's with the rampant baby making lately?
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wow i am a loser
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>>32328438
I was a late bloomer, I only got my period when I was 16, going on 17. I took yaz because my periods were super fucking heavy and I was bleeding through maxipads and super tampons within an hour, which is embarrassing in class.
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>>32328367
M 30
Nothing good has happened to me in years.
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>>32328444
>I'm newly pregnant
Congrats!
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>>32328442
I'd be concerned if my daughter liked a gambler like on pic related
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>>32328445
How big are you?
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>>32328435
I know it's selfish, but it's my honest feelings.

>>32328440
Fingers crossed that we both feel better!

>>32328444
Nice, you're the latest /atoga/ mommy, haha
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>>32328457
about yee high and yee wide
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>>32328448
Life, uhh, finds a way.
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>>32328444
Man... you are gonna blow up. How tall are you?
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>>32328445
Arent you a D?
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>>32328424
It's true.
But I just think redheads are gorgeous and I always have for as long as I can remember.
Literally my "wife" in kindergarten was red head and I've always found redheads the be the epitome of beauty.
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>>32328448
Birth rates are on the decline and humanity is about to start correcting.
Even with a massive baby boom it'll still drop off for a couple of generations.
Strap in because we are about to BREED
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>>32328449
why do you say that?
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>>32328450
oh yikes, so you tried to fix one problem and ended up causing another thing that's awkward in class, rip
I wonder if it was the timing that did it, or you had the big tiddy genes in you all along, and the bc just unlocked them early
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>>32328465
im pretty sure i am the guy that girls will only settle for after theyve had their fun
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>>32328367
M 30

Realizing lately that I have more value than I thought.
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What are you grateful for?
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>>32328430
Probably, I was giving him a lot of Greenies but they seemed to be affecting his litter box habits, so I cut him off and now he seems healthier, and the test confirms it :)
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>>32328445
I'm pretty much relegated to online shopping, which doubly blows. I make a lot of returns.
>>32328454
Thank you!!
>>32328458
We need an atoga baby shower edition
>>32328461
5'9". That's what my fiance says - he's pretty excited kek
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>>32328474
The ability to be forgotten and move on
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>>32328474
Right now, nothing, I wish I was dead.
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>>32328382
Would you settle for only smaller smaller? What if you can get a magic spell but it's too powerful for smaller smaller smaller smaller smaller and instead it would make you smaller smaller smaller smaller smaller smaller smaller smaller smaller smaller?
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>>32328471
Yeah, that's the fate of some. Sucks but what can you do otehr than have some fun of your own in the meantime.
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ehhhh
picunrel
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>>32328459
But are you yee haw?
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>>32328462
Not her but a lot of stores only carry up to C, or their D stock is very limited, meaning you have to hit up specialty stores like Torrid, even if the only "plus size" part of you is your boobs :/
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I met a girl in my apartment complex today and I thought about how weird it is I could go look up her name, find her instagram and find out she's single or not instead of just asking her in person. I thought "is that a dehumanizing way of communication where we can just find everything out about a person via what we regurgitate on social media?"

I'm still considering doing it, but part of me wants stuff like that to be more organic. What do you guys think?
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>>32328481
I think I would rather die alone.
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>>32328482
is that you?
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>>32328476
Ah... ok, you seem tall enough to support all that extra weight.
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>>32328476
need me a man who gets giddy with excitement over my future tiddy growth
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>>32328482
Did you just draw this?
How do you feel about clowning?
Have you ever dressed up and put on clown makeup?
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>>32328464
There's no need for recorrection now. That'll happen when the inevitable black swan population crash event happens and humanity is reduced to at least 2 billion
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>>32328489
Welcome to 2024!
You can choose not to partake but you cannot reverse it
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Women, have any of you actually had success buying bras online?
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>>32328474
My best friend and my brother. I'm not sure what I'd do without them.
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>>32328426
>it hurts when I cough and they smack my chest
Am I a bad person if I secretly enjoy when my female friends gets sick, because she's constantly coughing while wearing low cut tops? The amount of jiggle is just insane...
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>>32328493
no it’s just clown girl
>>32328496
no I drew that during the summer. I have put on clown makeup, but no clown clothes
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>>32328497
That's the spirit!
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>>32328495
women actually want this...?
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>>32328459
Would you be happier yeee high and ye wide?
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>>32328485
That's dumb. Tons of women are D+
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>>32328504
Would you? I know someone through my husband that makes their own clown clothes and is a social media clown as a hobby.
Not like sexy clown, like actual clown.
They offered to make some for me and I'm considering it lol
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>>32328474
I'm grateful for all the shit that my body does to keep me alive.
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>>32328467
I often wonder the same desu. My mom has big tits but she's also been obese her entire adult life. My sister is normally-boobed.
>>32328494
Yeah, lifting helps too.
>>32328495
You're in luck, every straight man is like this
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>>32328504
>I have put on clown makeup
Nice, was it ugh for your bf, or just for yourself?
I clown around sometimes, I'm going to see the Garden soon and I'll be in clown makeup, if I'm lucky maybe I'll get a clown gf while I'm there.
If you don't know about them they often perform in jester makeup and so does their audience.
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>>32328508
nta and yet a bunch of places are more than happy to sell bras that are too small for them.
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>>32328489
We truly live in a society. People who use their real name online are crazy.

>>32328501
Yes but never on the first try. Covid forced me to explore new horizons to clothe my boobies.
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>>32328509
You gotta do it, that is a great opportunity and gift.
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What does it mean when a woman says ''boring''? Like a boring date or person
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>>32328518
What should my clown name be?
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>>32328513
>every straight man is like this
Them's fighting words for all the small boob enjoyers out there.
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>>32328501
Yes, but it took a few mishaps.
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>>32328523
Darth Insanius
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>>32328367
m, 21, had to be the clown for a celebration in a home for mentally ill adults
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>>32328489
It's an eye opener. There's a bunch of "chads" nowadays who cannot get laid IRL, they rely entirely on a curated ig/dating app profile and know how to game the system to get girls online. Part of me is slightly envious, yes, but i also think its very lame to be like that.
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>>32328517
>People who use their real name online are crazy.

Google in 2004
>Don't use your real name or phone number on the internet, it isn't safe!
Google in 2024
>Please use your real name and send us your phone number for two-factor authentication
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>>32328524
I was informed that even small titty enjoyers would delight in pregnancy boob growth, blame your fellow men
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>>32328450
Did it work? Were you happy with the results?
Personally, I'm not sure if I'd consider sudden chest growth to be an improvement or not when it comes to feeling awkward in school :/
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>>32328509
oh I totally would !!! I have a sewing machine back at home and I would love to make my own clown girl fit.
>>32328514
if my bf asked me to put on clown makeup I’d ask to see his search history
I put it on cuz I was bored and procrastinating on my homework
this was last year, contemplating clown makeup for a concert tonight
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>>32328367
M 24
Was in a crowded train and a qt chinese girl started brushing my crotch multiple times till i got hard.
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>>32328532
Aw fuck! You are too? I make doll clothes but they're all hand sewn because I can't afford a machine atm.
Maybe I should try making a clown fit for my dolls lol.
That's awesome
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>>32328532
>if my bf asked me to put on clown makeup I’d ask to see his search history
Funniest thing I've read here all week. :)
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>>32328531
If your growth is later than all your peers then catching up to them can only be a relief.
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>>32328524
Sure, but you wouldn't be disappointed if they got bigger, would you?

>>32328532
>clown makeup for a concert tonight
Based Juggalo poster
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>>32328083
M
I'm bipolar so all my dates were some shade of mentally ill
I vibe really fucking well with BPD girls but we're toxic for each other
>>32327760
I was a bully in school and I am definitely not the good guy lmao
>>32327581
M
Dead
Still not dead
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>>32328531
It worked, but I was in college by the time my boobs popped up, and at that point, I was so happy to not be flat chested anymore I didn't mind the attention
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>>32328540
nta unless you surpass them by a lot.
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>>32328538
that’d be so cute !! cute little dolls
hand sewing is so relaxing, I love stitching things together
>>32328539
kek
>>32328541
oh not like that, just for funsies
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>>32327536
M
I'd kill em
>>32326813
M
Olly olly ollie tits in a trolley balls in a biscuit tin...
>>32326983
Idk London you're hot so probably rocking that sexy librarian aesthetic
>>32326969
Actually I got a 3 day "off-topic" ban for asking "fuck, marry, kill" the Caramella girls, then evaded that so became a month ban, now I'm on the run
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>>32328530
Exhib is allergic to responsibility so it makes sense that real life pregnancy (and not fantasy monstergirl pregnancy) would frighten and confuse him.
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>>32328508
It's very dumb. Stores refuse to expand their offerings, and instead sell too-small bras to girls, causing years of unnecessary pain. It's a darn shame, I tell you.

>>32328540
Oh very true, I was only thinking about how the boys would react. Though I'm not sure the girls at my school would have taken kindly to a sudden change in the pecking order...

>>32328545
Glad to hear it. Another /atoga/ success story!
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>>32328530
I'll never forgive them.

>>32328541
>you wouldn't be disappointed if they got bigger, would you?
Eh, disappointed is a strong word. It'd just be sliding further away from my preference a bit.
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>>32327325
M
The only sexual act I've had done to me was being sexually abused and it was not amazing lmao
>>32326960
Tom & Jerry is really popular in Japan for some reason
>>32326969
I wouldn't trust you nerds to deal a box of tic tacs jk
>>32328449
What makes you a loser?
You're probably not as much of a loser as me bro. I'm potentially going to lose my minimum wage job cause I made a major fuck-up on Friday leaving the front door unlocked because I was drunk at work. And tonight I brought home the wrong shit to a dinner party because I was drunk. And I also majorly icked this girl last night I think because I was drunk. I also swerved out of calling another old friend tonight because I'm too drunk. This shit is actually ruining my life again and I'll probably end up homeless again at this rate
I'm going to get blackout drunk tonight cause I feel like there's nothing left
Both of my grandfathers died from alcoholism and I'm headed the exact same way
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Women
I need to buy a suit. Any advice?
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>>32328551
Epic
Name
Drop
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>>32328560
get it tailored please
& research fabric weights if you haven’t already
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>>32328555
Let's be honest here, Really big and really small girls are a minority.
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>>32328367
M26
Very sweet woman brought us chocolates at work today
>>32328229
0
Back when I was semi-normie and had a gf in highschool we talked about having a few cute kiddos
Then I became psychotic and realised that my mind and genetics are too niggerlicious to reproduce
So she ended up marrying a chad Asian and I am the crazy cat uncle
I am very supportive towards my niece and younger sibs etc. though. They are all slaying in life with good partners and I hope they continue some good genes and general goodness in the world
>>32328209
Yes you should if you feel like you're not making headway with them
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>>32328560
Don't cheap out. Go somewhere high-end, where they'll measure, have you try something on, then make alterations so it fits you perfectly. Go for pure wool.
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I'm so full of love for atoga today. When I'm lucid I love you guys and want you all to do well. I'll probably go crazy again but I hope everyone here succeeds
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>>32328560
Get one of those little pocket squares to gentlemanmaxx
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>>32328560
What's the occasion?
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>>32328567
I want to kill myself.
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>>32327123
I have to work to avoid homelessness
I barely sleep or eat
Life is suffering
Truecels are going to hell
ATOGA suicide pact when???
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>>32328567
Cheers anon, sending love your way too~
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>>32328563
Sure, but "really big" is changing. The average bust size has been creeping upwards for decades. We are failing young girls and their boobies on a societal level.
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>>32328568
nta but a lot of suits have that pocket sewn shut.
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>>32328567
I wish you the best of luck too, Anon.
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>>32328571
So do I. Genuinely think I'm the closest I've ever been! Cheers!
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>>32328562
Hey NTA I was wondering
Is Exhibanon the guy you added from here that’s a regular?
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>>32328571
Based
>>32328567
Cool story bro <3
I hate all of you and could not fucking care less if you fail or die. In fact I would probably laugh desu.
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>>32328579
no I haven’t added him kek
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>>32328575
Perhaps. But a large cup size doesn't really mean much if the band size increases as well.
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Too much estrogen ITT.
Men, tell me something MANLY you did recently.
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>>32328523
Silly billy
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>>32328581
It's ok, QT.
I'm probably bipolar too and was on a rage path here for a few days. I get it, but I think you're not a bad person.
Go fuck yourself. Lol.
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I've noticed ever since the new janny applications opened up I havne't been getting randomly banned for nothing anymore, hopefully the jannies in /adv/ got the boot. They were fucking horrible.
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>>32328584
I made a sandwich.
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>>32328583
I just use cup size as a shorthand, but that's a good point, I'm not sure if they've adjusted their products based on band size.
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>>32328582
wait, I did but on my old account when I offered art now that I think about it
but that was months ago. sorry exhib anon
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>>32328582
>>32328593
Oh. I was jw, pondering
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>>32328588
i only get banned for hating on jeets kek
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>>32328587
Go fuck yourself too <3 <3
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>>32328584
I opened a jar of pickles. All by myself.
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>>32328588
d... does this mean toonmes and picrews are allowed again?
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>>32328570
One of my bestest friend is getting married (and having a baby as well).
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>>32326530
Who the fuck do Chads settle down with?
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>>32328584
Idk is it manly to press a hundred pounds above your head?
Or to talk up a hardworking jr co worker to management?
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>>32328584
Suppressed my emotions with self loathing and suicide ideation.
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>>32328584
I just larped as a barber for my facial hair and nearly got hard in the shower thinking of a woman who looked at me with that 'deer in the headlights' expression.
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>>32328584
was loyal to someone
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>>32328608
I find 8+ hrs of sleep helps with the latter
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>>32328584
I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning
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>>32328600
Give it a try.
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>>32328618
Thanks, but I already sleep fine, I just have chronic nightmares.
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>>32328584
I burped
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>>32328584
I mowed the yard. Yeah, try not to be too impressed.
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>>32328622
ugh hot
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>>32328584
Had some spicy Mongolian stir fry with the HVAC and Engineer crew at work today.
I ate almost everything and I saved the rest for later today.
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>>32328584
I was wondering why I heard a ticking sound. It must have been our femcels’ biological clocks.
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State gender. What's the last thing you did that is normally stereotypically associated with the opposite gender?
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Based on appearance which one would you consider wife material?
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>>32328584
Carried my gfs king size mattress on my back and loaded it in my truck
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>>32328634
M
Mommy Camilla of cou-
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>>32328620
er… someone else can go first
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>>32328634
F
The right
>Tomboy with short hair and a flat chest
Uhhhhh uuuuoooohhhhh!
Im cumming.
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>>32328565
I was thinking of doing this but I don't really know what the "high-end" means in this case, honestly. Does it mean something like a big brand or a private shop?
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>>32328587
I had some shit happen at work this evening though that shot me through. I'm probably overthinking things but I really feel like the black sheep who everyone thinks is a weirdo. I will keep being happy and helpful but one of these days I'm going to have the last laugh. It's a shame guns aren't legal in my country
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>>32328634
left because she's taller, shows less skin and doesn't have feminist haircut
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>>32328634
F, left. Big boobs and long hair are maternal traits.
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>>32328634
>>32328640
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>>32328633
F
I thought about killing everyone at my workplace
(to the FBI: this is only a joke)
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>>32328640
Speaking like a true man
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>>32328634
F, left. Tits, and she looks like she'd do buttstuff with me.
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>>32328634
F Left. Taller and larger boobs. Mostly the height thing.
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>>32328634
M
Right. Camilla 100% fucks her wyvern.
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>>32328634
Left. Right one looks like she only fucks other women
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>>32328633
M
Make a late night infusion to drink
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>>32328547
"The smallest becomes the largest" is more of an anime trope than a real life concern.

>>32328555
Also anime, I don't think any school has a social hierarchy based on boob size.
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>>32328634
M
Right, no questions asked.
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>>32328633
M

I baked cookies for a party on Saturday
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>>32328662
Not in my case... :(
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>>32328633
F. Looked at tita on my phone.
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>>32328644
I feel the same way and I got banned the other week for telling people I'd give them a show LOL.
And I feel that way too. I've never felt more isolated and alone, but it's all in my head.
If you have nothing, you're at the point where you can truly be anything within reasonable limits.
I don't think I'm skilled enough to truly get through to you, but try to take a step back. It's easier than you think to reestablish yourself with people.
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>>32328644
To clarify, I want to kill myself, not anybody else. But I will orchestrate it and it will be a statement for all marginalised people in the world. I just think, if I kill myself, I might as well do it in style. Especially as a civil servant I could make some waves with this
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>>32328667
How late did it happen and how far did it go?
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>>32328633
F I changed a car tire.
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>>32328633
M
Peed sitting down.
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>>32328670
You could, or you could also try to find those people and uplift them.
Hope you get over the hump soon.
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>>32328584
M
Repaired a computer.

>>32328633
Actually cried over a made-up scenario. I felt so ridiculous.
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>>32328662
Not a strict hierarchy, but it would certainly be treated as an upset in the system. Like a tiny country that was previously ignored suddenly getting nuclear weapons.
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New old AFI just dropped, bros.
I love this flaming faggot so much, you have no idea.
https://youtu.be/0GL5zTGfXvs
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>>32328633
A man paid for my food.
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>>32328672
I have been informed that people don't like hearing about it. If you know, you know.
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>>32328669
>I got banned the other week
Jannies lel REEE
>it's all in my head
That'd a good positive way to think and maybe you're right
>have nothing, you're at the point where you can truly be anything within reasonable limits
I agree there is a beauty in being able to rise and shine from the ashes. Though it does take a compatible kind of energy
I really appreciate the kind sentiments that I am thinking about, but
>easier than you think to reestablish yourself with people
I disagree, I've tried and failed too many times, some of us are just not meant to exist
>>32328676
>try to find those people and uplift them.
>Hope you get over the hump soon
I mean to some extent this is what I try to do at work and with friends etc. But deep down I feel like a lot of us are fighting a losing battle
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My friend told me he forcibly kissed a woman when he was younger and it gave him the most powerful erection of his life. What are the implications of this?
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>>32328676
>Hope you get over the hump soon
Thanks <3 I usually lean manic, I fucking hate winter and the lack of sun. Everything is fucking shit and despair
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>>32328686
He's a healthy, normal heterosexual
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>>32328683
I don't know but I respect your concern for others.
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>>32328685
Yeah, I definitely feel like I'm fighting a losing battle and that everything is pointless and that I've fucked up too much to ever be loved or taken seriously on a larger scale.
But remember that all the world's a stage, and that life is a series of shedding identities.
Or you know something like that.
You're not the only one fighting this fight, and I hope you won't give up, but I understand if you do.
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>>32328696
Bird brain?
Thank you, maybe we need to forgo our chains and reinvent ourselves
Probably doesn't help that I'm super sleep deprived desu
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>>32328700
Get some sleep, faggot
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Anons going through a rough time, keep this much in mind. Just take it all one day at a time. It might take a while, but the morning sun will vanquish the horrible night. I’m going through it too, but things will inevitably get better.
Above all else, you aren’t alone. We’re all struggling in our own ways, that’s why we’re all here. This might not mean much, but I really mean what I say.
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>>32328700
sleeping less is based
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>>32328633
M
I made an autistic post on the internet, sperging about one of my interests.
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>>32328707
Based.
Wagmi, anon
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>>32328633
F Fixed a PC issue.
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>>32328703
I would but I need to do my game dailies and then do housework and write tunes
>>32328707
Very real and sweet <3
Sorry ignore me I'm drunk rn
>>32328708
Its really not
Sleeping too little lands me in the psych ward
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>>32328633
>>32328709 here, I am sorry for being retarded. I kind of missed the "opposite".

I was buying shoes. Does that count?
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>>32328683
don’t like hearing about boobs? is it opposite day?
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>>32328714
maybe your mental health would improve if you stopped drinking
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>>32328708
oh, Napoleon's a scientist now?
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>>32328716
There's been a few girls that have complained about it.
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>>32328718
Nayrt but
>implying I want the shakes or panic attacks
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>>32328714
NTA
Please, put yourself first a little. Get some shuteye. Please, anon?
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>>32328716
>>32328721
Titcows bragging for no productive reason is outlawed. If it's to answer a question, I think it's fine. As long as she moo's at the end of her post.
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>>32328721
Pretty sure it's just one girl that REALLY doesn't like hearing tittymonsters talk about their boobs.
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>>32328721
NTA but it is a bit of a downer every time we hear about a girl having a growth spurt when she was 10 years old and suddenly having to fend off 40 year old creeps. Would be nice to hear about a girl who didn't grow until her late teens and she had the maturity to tell the creeps to fuck off.
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>>32328733
Telling the creeps to fuck off at that age didn't help.
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>>32328721
>>32328727
Damn, why do women have to be so considerate of others?
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>>32328726
<3 you're very kind, I would, but I've wasted most of my night (besides going shopping and cleaning the downstairs for housemates), I should do a bit more
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>>32328733
>she had the maturity to tell the creeps to fuck off
This does not describe me lol.
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>>32328733
Sorry the reality of the female experience is a “downer”.
And the harassment often starts before any growth spurts, too. Because men like little girls.
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>>32328737
Because if she inadvertently makes me feel less feminine because she mentions her big stupid tits, it'll ruin my day.
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>>32328737
Insecurity probably. It's like guys and dicks.
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>>32328744
Can’t you diddle your vagina or menstruate or twerk in the mirror to feel better?
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>>32328743
nta but I legit don't understand how you guys can just "get used to" stuff.
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>>32328744
>>32328745
I've never seen a manon here seethe because other manon revealed his dick size or height
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>>32328744
>inadvertently makes me feel less feminine
That's totally a You problem.

Why do I feel like I'm simping?
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>>32328750
>or height
This happens all the time though.
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>>32328750
You kidding? Plenty of men here seethe at the likes of Gym Creep and Exhib.
>Nooooo, that doesn't count, we're seething at their creepy behavior, not their bodies!
It's both.
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>>32328749
I have genetic predisposition for alcoholism but I drink just 0.5L of liquor per year and never crave it. it's because I always choose the most disgusting liquor to drink without a chaser. also knowing it raises estrogen and lowers test is off-putting
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>>32328748
do you understand why so many women seem paranoid now? this shit happens during our formative years, and it only gets worse. extreme caution and concealed weapons help ease the mind, just a little.
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>>32328733
It happens to flat girls at that age too
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>>32328759
Holy based
Good strat but unfortunately this doesn't work for me. I can drink the most horrendous shit that makes me sick but it doesn't matter as long as I get drunk
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>>32328739
Just don’t push yourself too hard. Do what you have the energy for.
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>>32328744
Hit up your ex for a booty call and get some femininity in your face then, but don’t make it our problem
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>>32328757
The difference there is that you have to work for a gym body. Not so with big tits.
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>>32328750
Some femanons like to play up anime tropes for (You)'s
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>>32328769
<3
I mean I have no energy for anything anyway lol
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>>32328759
Giwtwm
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>>32328772
There's actually some truth here. Normies don't act like an anime character.
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>>32328771
Gym body? No, Gym Creep is fat. What he has is a tall height and a big dick. Did he work for that?
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>>32328748

Have you considered the possibility that they might just be lying?
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>>32328780
Yes, but I've also heard this from irl girls I know.
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>>32328480
i would accept anything from one cup size smaller to A cup at this point. i'm planning on having a lot of kids, i can always grow. i can never shrink.
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>>32328743
The human experience is a downer. Some people are wanted for the wrong reasons, some people aren't wanted at all. We're not going to get anywhere if we try to compete on who has the downest downer.
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>>32328757
They don't really brag or show off that often, I think it's more likely that anyone who is recognizable becomes a target for trolls and abusive anons.
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>>32328791
You kidding? Not only do they brag all the time, they even post pics. Not only do they post pics, they even post videos.
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>>32328733
puberty doesn't really effect the creepy old man issue, puberty mostly causes problems with peers, kids your age, socializing, making friends. creepy old men are a problem for any girl of any age younger than he is.
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>>32328777
What exactly are you saying is unrealistic? Sexual harassment?

>>32328789
Right, I agree. We were just responding to “I wish girls would say happy things instead :((“
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>>32328795
>creepy old men are a problem for any girl of any age younger than he is
This.
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>>32328795
Right? I laughed irl at that post. If these anons think that only girls who look “mature” are targeted, they don’t understand women at all.
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>>32328796
I mean playing up some sort of rivalry based on breast size like some kind of anime character. The real world doesn't really work like that.
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>>32328796
"I'm crashing into a depressive spiral because I'm reminded of people bigger than me" is a performance.
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>>32328793
nah i genuinely have never seen exhibanon brag about anything in my life and never seen gymbro post a video.
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>>32328796
>I wish girls would say happy things instead
There's no real discussion though if all you talk about is positive stuff though. Because what else can you do with that other than agree?
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>>32328805
>>32328793
maybe they do it on /soc/toga? I also didn't see it
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>>32326530
I matched with a trans girl who looks like Taylor Momsen, should I hookup with her?
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>>32328785

Which seems more plausible to you?

1) massive numbers of women routinely experience harassment and abuse during their day to day lives and you've somehow just never witnessed a single instance of it. Your male friends and family members run around harassing and raping children and vulnerable adults as often as they can get away with.

OR

2) A vocal minority of women lie about this loudly and constantly. Enough of them manage to make themselves heard in news media to give their claims a superficial patina of credibility.

Think carefully.
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>>32328805
>never seen gymbro post a video
Nta but I have. I think it was a catbox link.
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>>32328810
you'll regret the sex
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>>32328812
I guess I missed it.
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>>32328805
He talks about his dick, but I think that's the only "brag"
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>>32328811
>you've somehow just never witnessed a single instance of it

I have, though. I mean, nothing major, but comments and little stuff must wear you down to the point where you get used to it.

You know you're doing a strawman, right?
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>>32328809
It happens in regular /atoga/ but he posts outside links.

For example.
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>>32328811
Unironically 1
Go fuck yourself
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>>32328820
>You know you're doing a strawman, right?

Yeah of course. It's 4chan, I'm not going to argue in good faith just to make a point.
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>>32328801
men genuinely do not seem to spend much time critically thinking about reality. they can get into heady topics like philosophy and economics, the "smart boy" mental exercises, but rarely real life, human experiences. their mind shortcuts to "i would probably act up around girls with big boobs, that's what draws my attention, that's what draws all male attention, the end". it's no wonder they are so commonly offended by how we fear predators, because they haven't even thought about them enough to understand the entirely different psychology predators possess. it's like trying to explain things to children who think they know more than you.
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>>32328823

Nah. Get handmaid'd.
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>>32328802
This is just you saying “I don’t believe you”. Your skepticism has been noted.
Feel free to ask for clarification on any posts you doubt.

>>32328806
Yeah. A sugarcoated thread helps nobody.
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>>32328825
Hey dont dig on philosophy now.
It largely is the process of critically thinking about reality, guys are just retards.
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>>32328826
Get fucked by Chad and exit the gene pool
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>>32328828
We legit just had someone say that a woman with larger breasts than them makes them feel less feminine...
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>>32328825
>offended by how we fear predators
Because we see the men you fuck and date, lol. They're always some loud assholes whose behaviour is validated by you females. You're not getting sympathy from me, you reap what you sow.
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>>32328835

But then who would protect you from all the predators? :3
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>>32328828
Get help
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>>32328825
>commonly offended by how we fear predators

Ok, serious talk... SOME women encourage this sort of thing and we view it as very hypocritical.
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>>32328838
Myself
A gun is a great equalizer
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>>32328820
Your position seems to be “I admit it happens, but I don’t care about it, so neither should you”.
That is silly.

>>32328825
It’s the perfect example of mansplaining, but of course that word makes them throw a fit and stop listening.

>>32328837
The thread just isn’t the same without your wacky antics. Thanks for being here.
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>>32328832
sorry, i should clarify. philosophy is good. it's the basic idea of thinking about reality and coming to concrete understandings within the human psyche.

most guys who say they are into "philosophy" do not practice this at all, and instead waste their time in the Philosopher Fandom, reading and regurgitating the ideas of mentally ill schizoids and pedophiles, taking it as a badge of honor to become such a pseud that real life stops being relevant, as if the unknowable nature of some big picture, higher reality grants a person virtue and value, when it's at best a silly dalliance with imagination, and at worst delusion.

thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about reality's vague overall fabric is not equivalent to reflecting on your relationships and experiences and seeking to be a well rounded human being.
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>>32328836
Is there an anime that features this as a plot point?
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So I went outside to get some pastries and this couple walked by. Woman my height or a little less, nice tits, hair and seemingly cute face (2 seconds check)
Her bf was a bit taller and was wearing glasses. Instantly thought he wasn't as cute but. As people say on the internet, a tall skinny dude has a big dick
So first thought was "yeah she would ignore me for a taller dude with a bigger dick"

How fucked am I??
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>>32328851
Nta but almost certainly.
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>>32328825
>be told about this and think on it
>ill try to be more accomodating
>woman who lives in my building is walking ahead of me dont think she saw me, I'll slow down so the door will close and lock behind her so she can feel safe
>she stands there holding the door open for me and gives me a look of "dummy hurry up why are you making me wait"
I just dont get it
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>>32328845
mansplaining, like most newly coined terms, are very niche and initially useful, but then immediately got overused to a point where it's useless. like gaslighting. it brings in so much cultural baggage it's less effort to explain the concept in raw than use a shortcut term.
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>>32328854
Slightly fucked, but the fact that you recognized this as a problem means there’s still hope for you.
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>>32328848
Ok, that, we can agree on.
I'd posit that if you want to avoid schizos and pedos though, you have to avoid most great thinkers.
As it seems that with any out of the box thinking comes an out of the box personality. For better or worse.
You just have to comb for the good parts and discard the rest.
Sorry for being triggered I just don't like men giving intellectual pursuits a bad name lol.
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>>32328856
she probably knows you already man. you don't have to go out of your way to avoid all women or anything, because you know you are not going to rape her. cool. if a woman does anything that shows she's uncomfortable, anxious, react by giving her space. you don't gotta do it by default.
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>>32328845
You can't prove me wrong.
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>>32328856
You were very considerate, anon! She might not thank you in the moment, but I bet she’ll think about it and feel grateful later.

>>32328857
Yeah. Your expanded definition hit the nail on the head. It’s one of those ideas that can’t be labeled easily, but it’s one worth understanding.
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From now on, women will post positive stories only. In return, we’ll continue to ignore you and call you liars. Deal?
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>>32328861
what makes someone a great thinker? zooming out over and over again until reality becomes denaturalized and unrecognizable? "wow, how superb he is at thinking, he's transformed his perception into something completely useless!"

you can get as cerebral as you want, it's useless if you don't know how to take care of another person, and that doing so is one of the most important parts of being alive. being an intellectual is all well and good, but some people act like it's an acceptable substitute for emotional maturity, and it isn't. intelligence without the ability to love is a gun with no ability to aim.
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>>32328856
Yeah, I’m guilty of this too, it can hurt my pride to be treated like a liability, so I act unthankful and lash out. Pls don’t let momentary brattiness stop you from being a good person.
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>>32328836
probably a dude sowing discord for the lulz
the women here are a united front and we resolve our problems civilly
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>>32328872
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>>32328869

Why would I accept a deal that I'm powerless to enforce? I'm going to need collateral anon.
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>>32328870
Novel and useful ideas, for the most part.
You don't have to be a loving or caring person to come up with useful ideas.
I genuinely agree with most of what you're saying but bad people can and do come up with good and useful ideas and ignoring everything they say because of that is how you get rabid anti intellectualism and moral cults.
Ideally you merge both the cerebral and the practical together.
But humanity doesn't work that way.
I'm personally trying to be different. People just need a model.
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>>32328847
She’s right, I do prefer being unwrapped before getting sucked on
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>>32328869
No one is arguing about that. Its tedious when posters larp and samefag about inane boob rivalries because they are lonely femcels who want to bring other women down.
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>>32328875
As collateral, I will entrust you with my prized possession, delivered to you at a time and place of my choosing.
(My prized possession is a dick pic)
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I remember when I started using dating apps and quickly got black pilled on them, I would tell my therapist how shitty it's for men to use them compared to how easy it is for women.

She tried to tell me it's shitty for women too by using the example of a friend/patient (don't remember) of hers. This woman was talking to the same guy her sister was. This was the horrifying case that supposedly meant my experience with dating apps wasnt much worse than women's.

She was literally justifying my black pilling by telling me about two sisters liking the same dude. Lmao.

Should I bring this up again to her? This was two years ago but now I'm back on dating apps and kinda not kinda getting blackpilled again
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>>32328877
i'm not saying bad people can't have good ideas. i'm saying a bad person with good ideas is still a failure of a human being. we can benefit from them, but nobody should ever aspire to be like that in a million years. the same way bloodthirsty murderous psychopaths can be useful soldiers in war, and we can benefit from their actions, but nobody should ever aspire to be that man.

take what you can from these men, but do not idolize them. the moment you do, you've lost your way.
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>>32328863
>>32328867
The other ones that live rent free in my head.
>carrying 4 cases of beer from car for a shindig
>2 women jogging on the other side of the street.
>keys fall out of one's pocket
>i set 2 cases down and wave/yell to get their attention cause earphones
>see them notice me then pretend not to and keep going

>at a red light, look both ways so I can turn right
>no cars left so i look forward again
>lizard brain in the back of my head says hol up bro I saw something
>snap vision back to a woman waiting at a bus stop I hadnt seen
>she visibly recoils
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>>32328882

Put it in escrow with your mom
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>>32328885
Yes, exactly
I think we mostly agree.
Again, I just got triggered because I don't want people barking up the wrong tree because some people can't separate what is good from what is not.
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>>32328880
I don’t remember seeing that ITT, but it does sound dumb. Life definitely isn’t like anime.
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>>32328886
what do you want me to say in response to this? that's life. what is your point?
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>>32328889
alright man. i think you care about it too much, but that's your business.
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>>32328848
>thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about reality's vague overall fabric is not equivalent to reflecting on your relationships and experiences and seeking to be a well rounded human being
No, but those are two different disciplines. One is metaphysics, the other is ethics. People wrote a great deal about the latter.
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>>32328883
Maybe she misunderstood? Her example sounds more like “dating apps are unhelpful sometimes” than anything actually bad like what you were talking about. That’s the only positive explanation I can think of.
Since it’s 2 whole years later, I think you can definitely bring it up again, especially since it’s a new experience.
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>>32328895
Nipping something in the bud isn't necessarily caring about it too much.
And in my perspective people care too little.
Call me the ultimate tryhard.
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>>32328893
Idk i find it thereputic to share awkward moments on my favorite online Autism, Anxiety Alcoholism support image board
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>>32328901
ethics gets overly cerebral as well.
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We're all here
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>>32328872
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>>32328906
aight then. there wasn't really anythin in your post that gave it a tone or emotion so i was like... what do i do with this? are we laughing? are you mad? are you asking a question?
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>>32328825
Because you don't really know what you'll do in an uncomfortable situation until you've been in one.

We knew a saudi arabian student who got cross-faded on mulitple drugs and went on a groping spree in his dorm. He went into the rooms of 6'4" football players and grabbed their dicks through their pants and the guys just kinda stood there frozen just shocked that the whole thing happened. Now how many times would you hear "Oh yeah if someone tried to sexually assault me I woulda socked him then and there and be done with it." but when push comes to shove their game theories don't really matter all that much when tested in reality. Anyway he got his ass deported and we facetimed the guy one time months later and it's good to see he took it as a wake up call to get sober and fix his life.
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>>32328886
Were they cute??
I like these stories btw. As a woman I have no way of experiencing these little slices of what it’s like to be a man.
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>>32328770
I think you've actually touched on something I haven't thought much about. I think I've been feeling extra unfeminine lately because I've been hanging out with her so much. I'm pretty insecure, after all.
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>>32328917
...i don't really see what you're trying to say in reference to my post. crazy fucking story though.
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>>32328910
Because it can be made very cerebral. But there are also other approaches, e.g. Nietzsche had an aesthetic approach to morality. And if you want to work inter-disciplinary, you can consider behavioural genetics or evolutionary psychology considerations on how innate morality turned out adaptive for a tribal species; behavioural ecology can tell you about how certain boundary conditions can trigger certain patterns, raise or lower compassion, etc.

It's a really big subject matter with no clear cut answers. All the reason to not take things too lightly.
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>>32328920
It makes sense that you’re uncovering all sorts of new feelings, you’re new to dating women after all. Not all those feelings will be good ones. I hope /atoga/ can help, rather than make them worse.
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>>32328923
Oh, my point is that guys think they understand sexual assault and harassment until it actually happens to them and then it changes their perspective on it.

I think it's a hard concept to understand in the abstract sense and no 'mental exercise' or 'thought experiment' will prepare you for it. Same with actually being in a real fight.
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>>32328917
I think you get it. It’s frustrating when so many people act like that guy who says he totally would’ve beat up anyone who attacked him.
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>>32328927
kek. of course you namedrop Nietzsche. i would have taken you more seriously even if you started yapping about state consequentialism, which is also retarded, but you really jumped straight to the bottom of the barrel. yawn.
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>>32328919
I honestly didnt notice
>>32328913
Just wanted to know if any of it was noteworthy or if i should have acted different
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>>32328938
I think you missed his point.
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>>32328939
I think you handled it well, the best option is to just not react and hope she realizes “wait, why am I being a bitch?”
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>>32328938
I namedrop Nietzsche because he didn't have a cerebral approach to ethics.

It was YOU who was complaining about ethics being too cerebral, and then you have Nietzsche who approaches the whole thing from an aesthetic direction: the beautiful being good and moral.
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>>32328951
>>32328942
maybe in the philosopher fandom, cerebral means something hyper specific. i am not in your fandom. he, like most ethics philosophers, overcomplicated the idea of good and evil to a point of uselessness, and i also think he was pathetically wrong. i'm not here to debate philosophy because it sucks and i don't respect either of you enough to expend that energy trying to learn from you, so, that's it. you're going to have to accept that or more likely harbor some little grudge against me until you forget i exist again.
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>>32328920
that kinda makes sense, I guess that’s a downside of not having a man in the picture. a big part of feeling feminine for me is the extreme contrast with a guy’s body vs. mine. I’ve never dated a woman, but I imagine it could get weird without that dynamic present, and instead the only comparison to be made is feeling like less of a woman :(
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Nietzsche was right about animal cruelty.

The rest? Don't care.
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>>32328939
nope, you're doing fine man. you don't need to worry about constantly premoving someone else's anxiety, just try not to prolong it once you recognize it. walk down the street like a normal person. if a woman speeds up, slow down to give her breathing room. call out if you need to say something; if she ignores you, whatever, you tried. that's life. it's her choice to not trust you, and it's a fair one; if she suffers something unfortunate like losing her keys because of it, that's not on you.
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>>32328963
Tell us his position so I know to agree or get mad at this post
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>>32328957
Cerebral means exactly what it means in regular speech, and you've taken small gripes about certain thought patterns to some weird extreme grudge on all of philosophy.
I like you, I just think you're silly like all 4chan people with strong beliefs about nothing
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>>32328965
Animal cruelty is....... le bad.
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>>32328969
i like philosophy, i just hate pseuds.
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>>32328973
What does a pseud mean to you? If I remember anything about you I know you're pretty young, and I see so many people here throw around pseud I genuinely think it's a concept that doesn't mean much when I see it.
Again, I'm not arguing I just genuinely want to know what you mean by pseud.
I think most people I see using the term are what I would consider to also be a pseud
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>>32328964
>constantly premoving someone else's anxiety, just try not to prolong it once you recognize it
Thats just it though and was brought up with the origonal post, im less likely to notice it in the first place.
Btw a lady pushing a stroller saw me gesture at the keys amd waved them down so she did get them
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>>32328983
a pseud is someone who is pretentious and deluded. they educate themselves in service to their ego and self image, not in service to curiosity or practicality. to a pseud, being smart IS being right, and all it takes to be smart is to convince themselves that they are through performative reading and regurgitation.

i don't know who you are or what you think you know about me, but memorizing various anonymous posters who don't know you is pretty weird, bringing it up is even weirder.
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>>32328971
Oh good, I was hoping that was it. Nietzsche is based.
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>>32328957
>maybe in the philosopher fandom, cerebral means something hyper specific.
No, not at all. I completely understand what you mean - or at least I thought I did. When it comes to ethics being cerebral what obviously comes to mind is Kant - but I find the Liberal and the Libertarian approach to ethics to be pretty cerebral in general, attempting to come up with these universal axioms based on which any decision can be evaluated.

>he like most ethics philosophers, overcomplicated the idea of good and evil to a point of uselessness
I don't think so at all. Nietzsche was however responding to people who made things very complicated and he used their language and frame of reference to critique them, and that obviously comes out somewhat complicated. I don't think his approach to ethics was that complicated though. It's not like I agree with him either, but there is something worthwhile to be found in his iconoclastic attitude.

>i also think he was pathetically wrong
I'd be interested in your point of view; I enjoy debating these things.

>i'm not here to debate philosophy because it sucks and i don't respect either of you enough to expend that energy trying to learn from you
I'm not here to teach you. I'm here to discuss.

>you're going to have to accept that or more likely harbor some little grudge against me until you forget i exist again.
I don't harbour grudges but I have a good memory; I rarely forget people.

That being said, I think the thread is already done, so it might be a bit too late for discussion. If I can recommend you someone, I'd say you should look into Eva Illouz. She's not a philosopher, but quite the sharp thinker and not discussed enough in these circles.
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>>32329013
all discussion is learning. if you don't learn, it's just an argument.
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>>32329007
>memorizing various anonymous posters who don't know you is pretty weird
nta but I agree, I’m much happier just assuming every female poster is a cute blonde with a bubble butt, plus it takes less mental bandwidth not remembering all the details
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>>32329018
What an oddly modest perspective.
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>>32329024
oddly?
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>>32329007
>memorizing various anonymous posters who don't know you is pretty weird,
Some of us can't help it.
>bringing it up is even weirder.
This part can be helped.

NTA though.
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>>32329007
It's kind of par for the course when you're here a lot and type the same way every time and about the same subjects.
It's nothing I tried to do, just an unconscious habit.
You can act like it's weird now in service of your argument, but you've played into at points by responding to a name and avatarfagging
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>>32329028
Yes, oddly. After that haughty attitude of not respecting me enough to discuss with me.
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>>32329039
how is it haughty if i don't know you at all? a lack of respect isn't the presence of disrespect. we're strangers. of course you're at zero.
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>>32328851
Pretty much every school anime has a character like that.
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>>32328873
>the women here are a united front and we resolve our problems civilly
Lol, what?
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>>32329033
if you're who i'm thinking of, i've also said it's weird and to knock it the fuck off before, but it's not like you listen. i'm not going to throw a bitch fit every time because it doesn't matter that much, but it always is referenced in times when i disagree with you, and it's like you involve your recognition as a way to gain leverage, which is a major red flag and makes me dislike you a lot, as well as lose respect for you (who i only know as "that guy who brings up that he recognizes me when we argue just to be annoying")
it doesn't really matter, i think you're probably just some poorly socialized shut in, but seriously, it's weird. stop it. we aren't friends and your discussion points are always half baked. if i had a way to filter you, i would.
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>>32328880
Indeed. Pick mes in a way.
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>>32329047
I think it's a bit silly to browse a website for the purpose of discussing with random Anons and then arbitrarily dismissing what they have to say. After all, accumulating respect is an impossibility: you can't attribute them with certainty. Therefore the only sensible attitude is to grant everyone at least enough respect to hear what they have to say. I think it's more a sign of insecurity, if anything.
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>>32329061
>if you're who i'm thinking of
I'm not. I dont think we've talked much and I'm also a woman.
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>>32328891
You know what I always notice? It's always the people that claim to be chestlets ragging on the tittymonsters. Never really the opposite.
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>>32329061
>>32329066
>you can't attribute them with certainty.
Their posts, that is.
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>>32329071
okay, then i'm the schizo bitch and i'm sorry. there's some annoying motherfuckers out there.
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>>32329074
I'm sorry for bringing up details, then.
And I'll stop, I just genuinely thought it was relevant. Cheers
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>>32329077
i'm sorry, now i feel bad. i'm in my moody mood right now. i genuinely haven't talked to someone who recognized me without being some guy who has a weird parasocial fixation on me in like, years. you not being one of them also reframes your earlier responses, and i wish i could have done this interaction differently.
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>>32329072
More breast size = more empathy
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>>32329072
You know what I always notice? It's one samefagging femanon who shits up the thread.
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>>32329066
i didn't come here to discuss philosophy though. because i don't like to do that. my post that started it did not have a question or invite debate.
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>>32329090
Do you notice her under your bed at night too?
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man i am such a conversational disaster. learning social interaction from 4chan has actually ruined my ability to interact with people in a healthy way i think. fuck.
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>>32329099
>thinks he's talking to women
>full blown existential melt down
Really dude?
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>>32329104
no?
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>>32329079
As one of those guys I'm sorry I'm a parasocial weirdo. With other people it usually leads to positive interactions when I see their patterns and throw some posts at them. I've even made friends from it. I know that's not what you're looking for though. I hope you find good IRL socialization and can leave this place behind soon.
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>>32329072
My first instinct is to say something snarky here but I realize that my boobs give me an advantage.
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>>32329110
Grow up.
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>>32329113
it's not like it's all vile or something. just weird. some are nice. some give me good advice. there's just some that are creepy and passive aggressive. just enough that i get paranoid sometimes. which ruins potentially good conversations. the internet is so bad for me, i hope i find people offline too.

>>32329118
i'm working on it buddy
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>>32329098
Nope. But she's easy to spot when she posts. Makes the thread smell like cat piss and pussy cobwebs.
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>>32329091
Wasn't your critique that men were impractical in their attitude? That they were discussing philosophy as fandom rather than applying what they've learned for contemporary discourse and were not spending enough time discussing the things that actually matter? While I agree - quite a lot actually - I don't see a lot of women coming up with these grand ideas about the nature of being here either. It was a gender wars shitpost aimed at upsetting people - and you yourself said you were in a moody mood right now (>>32329079) - so what else could have been the motivation if not making people mad and having an autistic debate?

Also, I would add that having autistic debates with people due to being in a moody mood is a pretty male thing to do.
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>>32329125
A few weeks ago your life was in danger, and you felt that nobody would miss you if you died. Is it any consolation at all that your life does matter and you would be remembered, even if it's for cringey retards like us?
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>>32329147
my first post was before that point in the conversation, and i had no intention of making any of my posts to upset people on purpose. i can't think of a single time that has ever been true. i don't like arguing. it stresses me out and makes me feel exhausted. i am stressed and exhausted right now. i just have a hard time ignoring replies because i have an autistic fixation on being "fair", and ignoring people doesn't seem fair. but i don't and never did want to talk about this.
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>>32329125
>just enough that i get paranoid sometimes
I recommend varying with your posting styles and attempting to avoid idiosyncrasies (e.g. all lower case). Personally, I swap between American and British spelling, lower vs upper case, I rarely discuss more than one of my autistic topics at the time to avoid people attributing them to the same person. And at the end of the day, you're anonymous here.
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>>32329116
thank you for acknowledging your boob privilege
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>>32329157
it just makes me sad. the internet is such a horrible invention.
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>>32329160
I'm not sure whether I can believe that. It seemed quite bellicose to me.

I don't think the other Anon you were arguing with was particularly upset at you though. She seemed quite sympathetic to you. I'm not upset either. I'm enjoying these kinds discussions - in particular when people are not responding with insults and telling me to kill myself. That being said, it's getting a bit late here, so we might as well end the discussion here. Take care!
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>>32329166
It's weird because the internet was created to be something totally different than it is now. This is interesting, can we actually continue this discussion in the new thread?
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>>32329166
I think the Internet has its positives too. Since the Internet won't be going away, I hope you have the opportunity to discover what they are.
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>>32328474
My sister, she's all I've got that matters
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>>32329174
i spent most of my formative years where i learned how to effectively discuss and communicate with other people on r9k. i think i have become unintentionally very unlikeable and aggressive even though i don't feel that way through monkey see monkey do. anyway, take care.

>>32329176
i am going to make dinner but if you (You) me i will reply eventually
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>>32329196
Having a misunderstanding or disagreement doesn't put an end to your likeability. Having a frustrating misunderstanding or an argumentive disagreement still doesn't put an end to your likeability. You're not a person who is constantly frustratedly arguing, so I wouldn't call you a person who has to worry about being unlikeable. Of course my perspective is skewed and I don't see the whole picture, but that is my honest assessment of what I can see.
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>>32329099
You could probably fix yourself with a self help book on etiquette or something.
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>>32328571
>>32328578
Please stick around for a few more years at least.
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>>32329116
Really? I've heard women say they wear binders at work so people (men) will take them more seriously
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>>32329457
That's not healthy for you. Recognizing that you have advantages doesn't mean you actually have to use them.
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>>32329445
I'll be around if I can manage my depressive episodes going forward.



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