>>32328156
be born with the right bone structure

>>32328156
gymmaxx, but jesus thats brutal

Be attractive. Don't be unattractive.

>>32328171
How many mm of jaw bone?

>>32328156
If she puts out on the first date she finds you hot enough to be ONS
I haven't fucked one very first date I've been on, but I've fucked every girl that ended up becoming my GF on our first date. These weren't sluts either, I only go for chicks with a body count of one or two at the very most. My most recent ex was a virgin but the first 15 minutes we were behind closed doors together she went from having her first kiss with me to sucking my dick and letting me blast a load all over her face.

>>32328204
Her name? Alberta Einstein.

>>32328234
kek it's kino

>>32328234
>it can't happen to me so it can't happen to anyone
If it makes you feel any better I've been an incel ever since that girl and I broke up last year (I cheated on her with a hooker and she left me for another guy).

>>32328204
cool fantasy anon.
ur on 4chan tho
larp harder next time bud

>>32328156
I wrote this reddit post btw. You faggots never learn

>>32331237
Please see >>32328312

>>32331244
sure you did

>>32328204
>My most recent ex was a virgin but the first 15 minutes we were behind closed doors together she went from having her first kiss with me to sucking my dick and letting me blast a load all over her face.
How did this happen?

>>32328156
Don't get a girlfriend.

>>32328156
LMAO
Yeah, no, you've got it totally wrong OP. To women, "you're not someone I would hook up with, you're someone I would MARRY" is the greatest compliment they could possibly receive from a guy. The female experience of sex is that guys just want to use them as a hole and don't care about how hot or funny or smart they are, so being told "I don't want to just use you as an easily replaced hole; I want you for who YOU are" is amazing.

To be clear: When you're a woman, being hot has nothing to do with whether you become some guy's one night stand. ANY girl can become some guy's one night stand. If anything, it's the other way around. The true test of hotness is whether you can convince a guy to stick around.

You don't want a woman to tell you you're hot enough to be a one night stand. That's a girl telling you that you're just some easily replaced supply of cock. That's a girl telling you that if you put a hood over your face they wouldn't see any difference.
>>32328204
Bullshit btw, some girls who fuck you on the first date are starry-eyed and all "waow, I never thought I'd do something like this..." but some girls who fuck on the first date are just in a bad place emotionally and want some guy to provide validation and comfort via sex and cuddling.
>>32331807
It happens when a girl's been desperately trying to get rid of her virginity and thinks she's found The One.

>>32328156
>you're a guy women would like to marry, not hookup with
Bunch of whores

>>32332201
Oh just adding that desu if you're someone who gets told "you're the kind of guy I'd want to MARRY, not just use as a hook up or fwb" and you take that as an insult then you're either 18 years old or a gigantic retard. It's obvious what the woman means if you know anything at all about women.

>>32332208
>if you know anything at all about women.
Well, that screens OP out...

>>32328156
Put on a wedding ring.

I'm sure making this thread 2-300 more times will bless you with the enlightenment, kike.

BRVTAL BetaBuxx pill.
The only sure fire way is not to expose yourself to too much financial and emotional risk (i.e. don't get married, don't let yourself fall in love).
That way even if they're putting on a front there's no real harm done. It also means you can easily drop or replace them if they stop making your life net better.

>>32332201
>>32332208
The intent is understood, it's a different matter what it means for the guy. It means the guy has to pay more through commitment and marriage to get access to the same things a ons or hookup would get, probably less.

>>32332201
>>32332208
Wow I don't think I've ever seen such a massive faggot on the chans, good job
>You don't want a woman to tell you you're hot enough to be a one night stand. That's a girl telling you that you're just some easily replaced supply of cock. That's a girl telling you that if you put a hood over your face they wouldn't see any difference.
Kek oh my God you're a fucking moron. There's a difference between being "hot" enough to be a one night stand and just being one night stand material. Believe it or not women look for different things then men in relationships, but you obviously don't have a fucking clue about that if you're giving such toxic and idiotic advice
>but some girls who fuck on the first date are just in a bad place emotionally and want some guy to provide validation and comfort via sex and cuddling
Right, that's why all those girls either stayed with me for years or were on and off with me for years, they just wanted sex it totally wasn't because they liked me for me among all the options they had.
>It happens when a girl's been desperately trying to get rid of her virginity and thinks she's found The One.
We were together for over eight years, the relationship deteriorated but we would have gotten married had I not cheated on her and told her about it

>>32332645
You're a negative IQlet who didnt even read the OP before posting
>being "hot" enough to be a one night stand
Irrelevant bullshit. The woman in the OP did not say "lol you're not hot enough to be a one night stand, but you are hot enough to be my hubby". She said "wow, you're so hot I'd want you to be my hubby, not just a ONS".
>Right, that's why all those girls either stayed with me for years or were on and off with me for years, they just wanted sex it totally wasn't because they liked me for me among all the options they had.
Motherfucker didn't even read MY post before hitting send
Not interested in your backstory btw

>>32332728
I did read the OP, you're the negative IQ brainlet that doesn't understand the implication which is plain as day, because you're a delusional fucktard. Even an autist pinocchio like me can read between the lines of what the OP woman was saying, if you can't then you're just fucking dumb.
>Not interested in your backstory btw
Right that's why you went out of your way to comment on it multiple times.
Seriously if you're a man I can't imagine how pathetic you must actually be IRL

>>32332773
Don't call me a brainlet when you can't even fucking understand the basic English in the OP. No shit you're autistic as fuck. You can't read between the lines at all.
Are you mad that I don't care about your backstory? You can blog about it then, if you want to.

>>32332201
Based take and anyone whos not a chudcel will agree.

>>32332817
Well all I can say is that it's not my business to save every retard who lives in a world of delusion
>Are you mad that I don't care about your backstory?
Yeah you don't care so much you're bringing up again.
Go get your testosterone checked you hysterical woman.
>>32332829
Samefag
>Verification no required.

>>32328156
why do people shame age gap relationships so much when this is what you have to deal with when you date women your own age? Why would you want someone that settles for you after she has had her fun?

Here is the full story is anyone whats to read it.

https://reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1f6xk67/i_think_i_destroyed_our_relationship_trying_to/

>>32328156
Holy shit, it's never been this over.

>>32328156
>How do I make sure my girlfriend finds me hot enough to be a one night stand?
by dating a prostitute

>>32328204
>These weren't sluts either
lol

>>32334432
they were also dating for 2.5 years. no girl who dates you for 2.5 years isn't already a whore. it just lets you know she has serious commitment issues

>>32334432
I don't consider that a factor when choosing someone. Simply date the person who treats you the best. For me that's always been older women, affectionately referred to as hags.

>>32328204
8/10
You forgot to mention how she thought your dick was the biggest thing she's ever seen and how you made her cum instantly.

>>32332629
>It means
Except it doesn't though, that's just your incel persecution complex talking.