Give me ideas for running away or faking my own death. More details are below if you wanna read, but you don't have to if you don't want to, I just wanna hear ideas. You could even treat this as a hypothetical if you're so inclined. I fucked up pretty hard. I've been lying to my parents saying that I would graduate at the end of this semester, but in reality I likely won't. There's a tiny chance I may be able to salvage things, and of course I will work towards that, but assuming that doesn't happen I need to find a way to fake my death or run away. I simply will be too ashamed to show my face in front of all my relatives after this happens, to the extent that if I can't escape this somehow, I likely will be committing suicide. I know this seems like a gross overreaction, and it likely is, but it's the decision I've made and that's that. I won't be fessing up, I know it's what I should do but I'm weak and cowardly, and I don't wanna hear more about it. That being said, how can I run away or fake my death? I'm a 22 year old American citizen. I have no debt, am in good health, and have a car (but the title isn't in my name), but am extremely broke. American military isn't an option for me, I considered doing that before university but I confessed to having been prescribed adderall, so I'm pretty sure I'm blacklisted at this point. I considered the French foreign legion as well, but I don't have the money for a plane ticket, and my passport is not in my possession. Other than these two, what are my options? I can speak German and Spanish too, so I can go international assuming I can get my hands on my passport and some money for a plane ticket. Let me know what you guys think, preferably should be something that doesn't get me caught up in crime.
>I can't hack it at school, what if I tried the infinitely more brutal and difficult French Foreign Legion? Every dude thinks like this it's hilarious once you've seen it a dozen times. Just drop out and do literally whatever, you can immediately start working at some restaurant as a dropout or """student""" that is pretending to take classes for a single class a semester. to buy time and work towards being a bartender or getting into food logistics and making 50k-100k a year completely uneducated and not even working that hard compared to most people. There's also hard labor type gigs if you're built for doing real work but based on your words I can tell you need something a bit softer and customer facing.
>>32329237I know this already desu. I appreciate the comment though, and you're probably correct about the French foreign legion thing. My issue has nothing to do with flunking school directly though, and everything to do with showing my face in front of my family and friends after I've lied to them. It's a shame thing primarily. I personally don't give a shit about college which is probably what got me in this situation in the first place, but my parents force me to go. They have hold of most of my legal documents, and full control over my savings account which is kind of what puts me at their whim. They want me to go to school, so I go to school and that's that. I've tried to drop out in the past and just get a job like you suggested, I actually have experience waiting and bartending, but it's quite hard when you've got parents that will make you effectively homeless if you do, and I just haven't saved up enough money in my new bank account to pull the plug yet so to speak.
>>32329291Your humiliations will be public and numerous, the world will still turn. Demand your documents back into your possession and start a new bank account they have zero connection to, they are your property. Get a lawyer and sue them or go to your social security office and start the process to get replacements if absolutely needed. Become homeless, but not before securing work and direct payments into an account you own. You can live out of most motels for ~$600 monthly depending on location, not ideal but it's something that can be "yours" until you can qualify for a real apartment or government assistance. Tell your parents to go fuck themselves and never speak to them again. It will be hard, but nothing worthwhile in life is easy or granted by your parental units. They could have millions of dollars and you're better off blowing that inheritance right now.
An immediate solution would be to find someone in town to bunk with in a cheap apartment. Drop out immediately, save up rapidly,
