Guys I was trying to send my grandma and grandpa pictures of my kitten and instead I accidentally sent a gross hentai picture with a anime girl getting raped by tentacles. How the fuck do I explain this? I can’t say oops wrong picture or else she’ll know I look at that stuff. She’s about four hours a way so I can’t go visit and delete the photo and my brother and father and even my mother laughed at me when I told them and asked them to go to grandmas and delete the photo. I tried calling a wellness check on her telling the police she’s unwell and making crazy threatening calls to people but they didn’t take the phone they just visited. What do I do now?
>>32329433This is what you get for being a weird ass degenerate, who does shit that you KNOW that you are embarrassed of, and also are stupid enough to save porn on your phone. Don't save fucking porn on your phone. Learn your lesson.Also, have fun never being able to look grandma in the eyes again.
>he doesn't have a porn folderNgmi holy fuck
just say "sorry I had a virus on my phone" that's it don't worry about it granny and grampy are chill like that senpai
it is cosmic justice for being a degenerate. you fucked it up further by telling your other relatives who now know. What you should do is call your Grandma, as someone else said tell her your phone’s been infected by a virus, reassure her that it’s all under control and her technology is safe, she just has to delete your conversation, and then walk her through it. Obviously from a tech perspective that makes no fucking sense but she’s your grandma, she doesn’t know how tech works. And take this as a lesson to stop being such a degenerate freak and delete all your saved porn
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>>32329433time to dust off this old chestnut>my computer got a virus that sent shock images out to some of my contacts, sorry you had to see that but I ran an antivirus and it should be fine nowBack in the 90s and 00s when going to porn websites would cause you to get NSFW popups on your PC guys had to spin that tale all the time.
