No Crying EpisodeLast Episode: >>32332685
>>32335456Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?
>>32335456will i get banned for crying because im real fucking close to crying
>>32335456I love her (unrelated to her boobs)
Women, does your boyfriend's body count or sexual past matter to you at all?Do you prefer more or less previous partners?Do you believe that more partners means better at sex?
>>32335463Banned from where?
I love>her
>>32335467Here. They're joking about the thread being the 'No Crying Episode'.>>32335463What's wrong, anon? I am too.
M or FDid you watch the 2 DUNE movies?Did you think they were overrated?
>client comes into the office today>asks for me specifically>vaguely remember him >tells me he thought he recognized me but wasn't sure since I was standing vs sitting down>okayyyy.png>calls me "Sir" then says "oh what am I saying, I'm probably older than you, let me try to guess your age">"Okay now you guess my age">"haha I guess we're both aging gracefully">shows me his widow's peak>thanks me and says he'll see me aroundWas this dude gay for me?
>>32335473MNo. All I know about Dune came from the Sega Genesis RTS.>>32335481What was his age? Approximately.
STATE GENDERWhat's your favorite kind of ice cream? Be honest.
>>32335456If I date a young woman because she looks older than she is (let's say dating an 18 year old that looks 24), because I'm physically more attracted to women of that age range, am I fucking myself over due to an earlier entry into adulthood implying an earlier entry into old age? Meaning the girl will look old much quicker than girls that looked younger when they were her age? Or how exactly does this work? I'm genuinely curious, I also looked a lot older when I was 17-18 and people would mistake me for 25ish, and now I'm 21 and people still consider me 25ish.
>>32335485We're both late 20s
>>32335489Mvanilla 100%sometimes with chocolate syrupnot a huge fan of cherries tho tbqh
>>32335483A Men to that brother!
>>32335491Damn. If he were older I'd say he just has an out-of-touch way of relating to other guys, but maybe he *was* gay for you.
Men, why is Dune so popular?
/atoga/ anons, how are you doing? Feeling okay?
Femanons, it it a red flag if I'm a virgin at 25?
Women, is it normal to just not speak to your partner (situationship) for 3 days straight? While showing signs yourself of being attached (sometimes even triple texting me if I don't reply within 20 min)Shes playing it off as nothing and saying she had no wifi lol
>>32335473I saw the first one and don't remember it at all.
>>32335499It's got good world building.
State genderWould you take BDSM 101 at uni?
>>32335473MI did watch them.They did not live up to the book imho- they seemed to be going for spectacle rather than substance. Also not a huge fan of many of their casting choices. But I didn't hate them.I don't pay enough attention to people to know what other people think of them.
>>32335473F I watched the movies being a fan of the first few books. I think they were decent.
>>32335509Sounds entertaining.
>>32335506Just that alone though doesn't seem like it would be enough.
>>32335489M.Tiger tiger.
>>32335489M, straight vanilla.>>32335500Yeah, I'm okay. Just a little lonely.>>32335509No way.
>>32335489MStore-bought, pic related. Or if that's not available, cookie dough.Homemade, I have some delicious Concord grape sorbet. That likely won't stay my favorite type as I have a number that I want to try on my list.
>>32335489F mint chocolate chip dammit!
>>32335509MHell noUnless the teacher was a tall red head and I was her only student
The girls always ignore me.
>>32335499Right now? Cultural contagion, just like Game of Thrones was back in 2014. It's "the" thing to be into, so normies are into it. Has nothing to do with its quality.Dune (the book) is actually good though. Good and unique worldbuilding, unconventional story, effective themes.
>>32335509MI'm interested in the subject but I can't see a uni class on it being good.
Is it ok if a girl is kinda boring?
>>32335536Are you at least a good listener?
>>32335529What ATOGA femanon is this?
>>32335536>Is it ok if a girl is kinda boring?Yes
>>32335523thanks i puked
>>32335538Cat Poster maybe? Not JH, too pale. Not anon :3, she seems to draw less simping and more ire.
>>32335530>unconventional storyIt's another Hero's Journey.
>>32335536Yes, 100%, I don't need my life to be a rollercoaster to love someone.
>>32335536Yes but a guy can't be boring
>>32335536I don't know if girls can be boringThey're too cute to be boringMaybe they're too stubborn or clingyToo desperate to create their own space or let you into theirsBut I don't know if girls can be boring
>>32335465Yes, you're all sluts for masterbating.
>>32335489FVanilla so much.They have to have really light flavors for me to enjoy them.Like brusters cotton candy with jimmy poprocks.
>>32335463Yes, but only if you get caught. Weep silently, don't sob or the mods will notice.>>32335489MThe truth is, bubblegum is the best flavour. Mint is a close second. When I was 6 I had an uncommon flavour in Italy, I think it was Mango/Carrot, and it was so good I remember it to this day. But I've never had it since so I don't know if it was actually that good or my developing brain decided it wanted to make a formative memory that day.
>>32335473MI watched them.They left out massive plot points from the books but so do most adaptations.Which is bad.That means most adaptations are a slap to the face of the original authors, but anyhow I didn't really like the original books either so I don't care, if I did I would be very upset.
>>32335456red haired Mary will be my wife.
Are PC sound cards still a thing?
>>32335500Not really, but I never am.I wrote in a journal today instead of vomiting all over atoga and there's comfy rain outside so that's a start.Things will be ok,.I'm just mentally ill
>>32335536Myes because I'm the one who is going to be making all the FUN happen in the relationship
my wife's name is Mary
>>32335500Feel like I'm on the boundary of doing just fine and falling apart, thanks for asking. I want to see my friends this week which will make me feel better, but I'm unofficially grounded so I'm not sure if I can.
>>32335489strawberry and chocolate!!!!!!
>>32335558>But I don't know if girls can be boringGirls can absolutely be boring. I'd argue most of them are.
>>32335500Mfeeling like God is with me.saw pic rel last night and it was just extremely uncanny to see something that relates to me on such a synchronous level.
Regardless of gender, what's your opinion on boobs like these, I don't even know how to call them.Besides boobs being boobs ofc.
>>32335574Technically, a sound card is an optional component but a necessary one if you want to hear sound from your PC on wired headphones or speakers
Why does it seem like movies these days are all remakes and sequels of stuff made earlier?
>>32335489MMint chocolate chip.
>>32335585I think they’re cute ! it’s not to shame someone’s body parts that they absolutely cannot control if not for cosmetic surgery
>>32335585Those are like mine.
https://youtu.be/3G4sQkrNxnY?si=p7Lm1vhS9a43QMsj
>>32335592not right to*** omg
>>32335585Popping one of those in your mouth is heaven.
>>32335577I'm glad you're taking steps to help yourself. That's good. :)>>32335581Unofficially grounded?>>32335585They're fine.>>32335580Keith? Go fuck yourself.
>>32335586nta Don't they have that built into mobos nowadays though?
>>32335523>>32335591Now kiss
>>32335536Probably not, that's my role.
>>32335599Yes, most modern motherboards have a built-in sound card. It used to be optional pre smartphone age.
is FOMO real?
>>32335612ExtremelyNormalfags are a different species
>>32335597>Unofficially grounded?Lotta bad choices got me kicked out of university. I plan to go back, but my parents aren't the happiest with me right now. Whenever I leave the house I get told I'm going out too much, regardless of the actual frequency of any outings, since they apparently expect me to sit inside 24/7. Went out last week and when I told my dad he looked at me and literally stewed in silent anger for (not exaggerating) 20 seconds before telling me to just go. I fear the next time I try it he might actually try to kill me.
>>32335456Hello! This is going to be an irrelevant time-wasting post. Which of these do you think is the prettiest? The website I'm looking at has 20+ different versions of this dress and I can't decide which one to buy. These are my favourites...
>>32335612yesnever been to a true party and my years of being a teen are coming to a close ..
>>32335615They're just concerned for you, genuinely. They want to see you making good choices.
>>32335585MNo strong thoughts>>32335589Hollywood has no creativity
>>32335617#1 very obviously
>>32335617Of those, bottom right, but I'm not really a fan of that style in general.
>>32335617Top middle.
>>32335617Skin shade and hair shade required for analysis
>>32335617Depends on your skin tone and hair/eyes tbqh famalam
>>32335618I swear you aren't missing much. You can drink and do drugs on your own time.
>>32335633but what if I just want to be there without the drinks or drugs
>>32335594>microwaving to poach eggs
>>32335619I get that, but keeping indoors isn't really helping. I'm still doing the things I need to (like sending out job applications), but they start fuming if I spend my evenings socialising. Literally zero issues if I spend my evenings bedrotting though, apparently that "keeps me focused".In the past they also told me depression isn't real and dismissed me when I mentioned I was having issues at school, so I kind of want them to fuck off entirely. They're concerned now, but I'm 90% sure the worst part for them is telling other people their son is a dropout. /blogpost
>>32335634Then you can be bored on your own time, and without being judged for it.
>>32335637trueI just wish I was popular enough to get invited to those things
>>32335636Is going out and socializing helping either?
>>32335456Women, do you like the taste of cum
>>32335640repulsed by the mere thought of ingestion
State genderWere you popular in school and why or why not?
>>32335640I like how my bf tastes
>>32335617Bottom right
State genderHow many parties have you been to?Were they fun? What did you do at the party?
>>32335643What about lady cum?
>>32335651m0Not Applicable
>>32335456Do women like it when we kiss their necks?
>>32335645MYeah. I was the class clown, but also #2 in the class. I was happy to proofread for people and help with technical issues.>>32335651Assuming you're talking non-family non-friend parties, I've been invited but never been to one. They sound boring as SHIT.
>>32335645MYesI have/had a unique appearance, a unique name, and am very intelligent, while also being pretty chill.>>32335651MIdk I don't count things like thatAre you talking stereotypical college drinking parties? Not as many. They're a little boring if you don't drink, which I mostly don't. Drunk people can be fun though.
M or FWhen you ask questions here, do you ever answer it yourself? Do you wish an anon would answer and then ask "what about (you)?"
>>32335645MRandom people knew my name which was weird but I don't think I was popular
>>32335661MSometimes I do. Usually not. I'm only a narcissist sometimes.
>>32335661>When you ask questions here, do you ever answer it yourself?sometimes>Do you wish an anon would answer and then ask "what about (you)?"nope
>>32335456Men,Where’s your favorite place to cum?
>>32335666My hand. And then I eat it.
>>32335645yeah I was a social butterfly ! but also a hermit kek. always drew/gave things for people and dressed for spirit days. but im sure pretty privilege comes to play for a majority of it>>32335654still crotch juices…
>>32335666into a sockkeeps the spunk off my thighs/abdomen
girl who i've known for 4-5 of months and good friends with called me "sweetheart" today. she's never used this word casually that i know of and we talk every day. women, this doesn't mean anything right?
>>32335666Inside a gfit feels completely different
>>32335639In the sense send me into a lethargic state, somewhat. Regardless of how "focused" I am I'm going to have some free time. I don't see the benefit in ensuring I spend that time playing video games and posting on 4Chan instead of touching grass. The other day they got angry I went out after 2 weeks of not doing so, after I explained that I'd done what I'd needed to for the day. At a certain point it's just posturing for the sake of saying they helped. Which they haven't, my sister and former university advisor have actually helped me, but my parents have done nothing but complain and tell me to do things that I literally can't, like "apply for an early start" (the course I'm applying does not do early starts, but they refused to listen). Not the first time they've been like this, when I was applying to schools years back and said I didn't want to pick a notoriously intensive one they called me an idiot (not paraphrasing, straight up) and used everything they could to force my decision. Years later, surprise, I couldn't handle the pressure.Typing this out, I think I'm genuinely starting to resent them as people. I know they want what's best for me, but these past few months they have done nothing helpful and everything to tank my mental state.
>>32335617I eat potatoes
>>32335672probably lingo she picked up from other friends
>>32335666MOnly place I've ever cummed is my hand
>>32335674>In the sense send me into a lethargic state, somewhat.In the sense that not leaving sends me into a lethargic state** not sure how I fucked the sentence up that badly.
>>32335645I was a mysterious fellow to most of the people in my school. Didn't talk much. I did find a few friends from various sports and the neighborhood I was in and we would smoke weed and play basketball which were some of the better times of my youth.
>>32335674It sounds like you usually decide you're going out, then let them know. Is that the case?I don't know your situation fully of course, but I feel like in this instance, it may be best to try spending time with them proper.
>>32335594>man hands>ancient landline phone on kitchen counterI'm going to attempt this later when I can afford eggs again, sure, but wtf was that video
>>32335674dont tell them shit. do whatever the fuck u want. they start bothering you, tell them to pound sand and fuck off
I haven't fapped in a few days because I've been under a lot of stress. Should I fap now when I've got time but am not horny or should I continue "nofap" until I just get so horny I gotta bust?
>>32335658>>32335660sir chads, I kneel
>>32335622Thanks so much for your reply, anon! Very obvious indeed. Which one did you mean, though? ^_^" #1 on the chart or the image with a one on it? >>32335623>>32335649Two for bottom right! Thanks so much for your replies. >>32335627That one is one of my favourite favourites.
>>32335687pretty sure you can still buy that model new actually. office at my aunts work just upgraded and thats looks like the kind they got. if landline was cheaper than cellular i would unironically switch tbqh
>>32335666Trips of the succubusI like on her chest. Also good: mouth. Also good: inside her.
>>32335629>>32335631My skin is pretty pale and I have blue eyes and dark blonde/red hair. I think I have a cool undertone? Thank you very much for your replies :) >>32335676How do you like them cooked, anon? Or do you just eat them raw?
>>32335694the image with the one !!
>>32335585sad saggy yet still small boobs. i would be disappointed the first time is saw those. Actually flat AA cups would be better looking than those
>>32335694>That one is one of my favourite favourites.I'm just a moid, with no sense of aesthetics. I just think it looks nice!!
>>32335666In the pussy!
Some of the women here are so nice its crazy. How do you not get sucked into the negativity when you browse 4chan?
>>32335684>It sounds like you usually decide you're going out, then let them know. Is that the case?I vary it. Sometimes I tell them a day or days in advance, sometimes I tell them right before I walk out the door. Lately both have gotten them peeved, so I'm doing the latter more and more since I'm less likely to get stopped if I'm already half way out.>it may be best to try spending time with them proper.I've never really done that with them, and when I'm at home all day they never really try to have me do so. When we discuss my situation I'll say something and get "yeah sure whatever, anyway this is what you're doing", and then they get really sad and indignant if I even imply they're not communicating. At my wit's end trying to figure how to deal with them, and my only solace is knowing when I finally go back to school I can choose to simply never visit.I guess I should try to communicate more, it's not my strong suit and it's sure as fuck not theirs but at least that way I can say I made the attempt.
>>32335704forced to get used to it, and “I have seen worse” mindsetplus, what’s the point of becoming another hot head on this side
>>32335704they're too dumb to be affected. retardation is a shield>>32335708case in point. she'll be like "Hey! Grrrrrr! I'm angry!!! what a simpleton
>>32335712I live in a valley of flowers in my mind and you are under a pile of rot
>>32335719look at the flowers Anon :3*blam*;_;
what's a good way to play the "try not to get horny" game? like a website or somethingI don't want to just go look at porn, that's boring
>>32335721LOOOOL
>>32335724Create an AI that's totally into something that turns you on. Try to steer it away into more SFW topics.
>>32335422Didn't see this post. Nah not really. I've used it for bottom tier retail stuff (seriously, why do shelf stacking jobs having behavioural quizzes and personality assessments?) and for apprenticeship applications. Still waiting on some of the wageslave responses, but most have been rejections. The apprenticeships have been all rejections, one of which has been the most harsh rejection I've had, but that's both ones that did and didn't use ChatGPT. I've never used it wholesale, like for a full cover letter or resume, I just ask things like >This job application wants to know why I XYZ, what kinds of things should I mention?>I've written XYZ for this application, any ways to improve it?>How do I make so-and-so event sound better in my applicationI wouldn't take my experience to be a good indicator, since it's probably a me issue.
>>32335724read a smut novel
>>32335473MThe SciFi Channel ones, yes. I watch them a couple times per year. They are the closest to the books which were excellent. The new woke versions aren't worth watching because the reviews were pathetic.Here's a hint, Hollywood. Once it's perfect, don't fuck with it. Nobody wants your woke DEI shit.
How would you teach a child how the letter "I" sounds?A is "ah" B is "buh...""I" as in lion, or "ih" as in iguana?
>>32335456I like it when women wear heels and stockings
>>32335729Recommend one or two
>>32335509MaleI'd sign up for it then walk by the class, chicken out, and drop it day one
What was the best part of your day today women?
>>32335736If you're teaching your child A is "ah", then I is "ih" as in iguanaIf you're using A is "ayy", then I is "I" as in lion
>>32335536No, grow a personality anon
>>32335739Same. I'm hopelessly weak to stockings in particular.
>>32335739I think my cock would explode upon seeing pic rel
>>32335741I don’t read smut im sorry anon…
>>32335736idk I'd probably find a good phonics courselong I is eye, short I is ih
>>32335741just go to literotica and read whatever strikes you
>>32335500>triple dubsBased>/atoga/ anons, how are you doing? Feeling okay?No, I hit a new low I didn't even consider: getting ghosted by an escort
>>32335739I don't
>>32335758What did you do to her?
>>32335585I'm not really a boob guy so they're fine
>>32335759What do you like then?
>>32335758Don't sweat it. Not somebody worth dwelling on.
>>32335617Version 1 easy
>>32335456Is it harder to suck fat cock or long cock?
>>32335645MThere were ('popular') people in my year level that I had been with for 6+ years, in a relatively small group of ~120, that didn't even know I existed in my final year of high school.Those who did know me seemingly found me inoffensive but not noteworthy. I wasn't invited to anything.
>>32335697Top left or top middle
>>32335651MaleI lost countThey were pretty fun. They weren't normie parties, they were nerd parties, we all met at a convention and stayed friends and one guy would host a party at his apartment every month or two. Then at the next convention we'd get a suite and have a huge blowout. His apartment parties were usually only like 5-10 people at maximum, but the convention ones easily reached 50 if not more>What did you do at the party?The apartment ones varied. We would play games or watch shit on youtube, or just talkConvention parties were heavy drinking, porn viewing, and talking. It was cool though because everyone was so friendly you could walk up to a group of strangers and be like "what are we talking about?"
>>32335617What is it called?
>>32335500Yesterday Monday'd pretty hard and today Tuesday'd just as hard.Commute's been long and awful. But I'm moving up in work.Three more days left till weekend. Next week I have days off. Unknown number of years till I retire...
>>32335661MaleI've answered my own a couple times but mostly I just toss it to the void to start conversation that isn't drama
>>32335765Flats and bare legs.Also skirts.
>>32335772Fat cock. Mouth has to be more open accommodate, straining jaw more
>>32335697>How do you like them cooked, anon? Or do you just eat them raw?I just use the microwave, then I split the skin and remove it. It burns my fingers but I've gotten used to it. I also used to eat the skins but it was poisoning me, so I had to stop. I can then slice the cooked potato into fingers and eat them with a sauce of any kind, if I have any sauce. I never have any sauce.
>>32335661M>When you ask questions here, do you ever answer it yourself?Most of the time, honestly.>Do you wish an anon would answer and then ask "what about (you)?"Nah, if I want to give my answer I'll just answer instead of waiting.
>>32335509FNo, BDSM is abuse by another name
I hate women.
>>32335736All vowels have short and long pronunciations, you just teach them that sometimes it's one or the other. They're already speaking before they learn how to read and write, so it's largely a matter of osmosis. It's why reading to children is so important, it's how they pick up on all the weird idiosyncrasies and inconsistencies of the language
>>32335795moid hands, but also probably knows from experience so why do I bother
>>32335799Are you memeing or being serious?
>>32335761Invited her on an actual (paid) romantic date, not just a session. I wanted to talk to her and experience romance. She said yes but said she'd text me later for details and hasn't replied in a week>>32335766I take it more as a milestone of my personal descent into loneliness and psychosis
>>32335509>this is what they pass off as education in a unidisgusting
>>32335464I've never seen anything she's in. so I love her for her boobs
I love women!
Women do you think you could replicate this scenario and fashion if he asked?
>>32335509The social sciences are in desperate need of reform
>>32335804I'm being serious. https://www.feministcurrent.com/2015/04/23/bdsm-faq-frequently-asserted-quibbles-part-1/
>>32335811what, a facemask, a hoodie and leg warmers? laying on my belly? sure i guess?
>>32335456Women who have deepthroated,Do you smell the balls when you’re all the way down?
>>32335500I'm doing my best to try to console the women in my life, who are worried about what the the next few years will bring.
Women, how would you feel if a man had high quality chef skills but would only use them to cook for you? Like if you leave he just eats box mac&cheese straight out of the pot, if you stay it's any glorious dish you could imagine from the food channel or the internet with homemade churro dessert and cocktails too. Your presence flips his passion like a switch.
>>32335509Is that really an actual class for a degree? Or is it a presentation sponsored by a student union or something like that? Either way, extremely autistic. It's funny how those types want to completely defang sex and engineer it to be so bloodless
>>32335826It's been two weeks since the election. Are they still devastated?
>>32335502>partner>situationshipEither this is b8 or you're confused
>>32335744when a guy named DozEquis gave me 300,000 dollars in my browser crime tycoon game that has a fully operational fictional casino where i can play roulette and lose millions with no real life consequences and then i put 10k on zero and rolled a fucking zero and made tons of money and then lost it all again because i can
>>32335645MaleMy high water mark of getting noticed was being told "nobody likes you" after pissing off the whole class in 8th grade.
Women suck.
>>32335536A lot of people equate being interesting with having vices
>>32335536Myeah, as long as she doesn't want me to be her full time source of entertainment.
>>32335834your loss
>>32335559That's why we're passionate about nofap
>>32335830Dream man. I do the same thing. I'm fasting on barely one meal a day because I'm severely depressed. I'm too fat anyway.
Women are trash.
women are O.K.
>>32335824If you mean deepthroating in a rough way, then unless he's gross his smell is going to be at the bottom of the list of things you actively notice while doing it. It's physically overwhelming and uncomfortable, and I'm often more focused on keeping calm and not throwing up. If you mean deepthroating where I'm in control as part of a regular bj, then yes of course. The way he smells is part of the experience
>>32335847Only rape victims
I despise females.
>>32335830this is a major turn on. so many levels. emotionally i feel valued, romantically i feel seduced, sexually i feel magnificent, but also like i feel maternally responsible for being around him more so he can eat goodthere's so much squeezable to this scenario. and i'm hungry.
>>32335842>splotchy skin>melted ice cream on her leg and she isn't bothered>she wanted nasty sprinkleswould hold her down facefirst in the shallows while I took the last thing of value she has
>>32335585Would touch>>32335618They're hell if you're not extroverted
>>32335845>>32335853I wasn't expecting that response at all
>>32335536Yes.>>32335840This.
>>32335854>>splotchy skinwhere lollooks almost perfectly even to me
>>32335536As a girl who is boring, men don't seem to care. Especially if you aren't boring in bed
rewearing my clothes again tomorrow for the 3rd or 4th time because idgaf
>>32335860Why not
>>32335661>Do you wish an anon would answer and then ask "what about (you)?"Actually, that would be nice.
>>32335860it's so funny how the other side is so incomprehensible to us sometimes. i still struggle to understand why anyone would like me but i'm often told i'm being stupid. what you just said is so textbook "god yes" it felt almost like bait. competent, considerate, AND vulnerable? something i can rely on AND something i can try to heal and nurture? yes! a hundred times yes
Women = shit.
>>32335456Do women like the smell of cock?
Women can men hide that they are into you? How do you feel when you find out a guy likes you.
>>32335830I would be impressed by his skills, but maybe worried about feeling pressured to eat like that more often than I'd feel comfortable doing. I'd gain weight if I ate dessert and drank cocktails all the time
>>32335849most normal atoga user
>>32335832Yes. It's probably difficult to process since the clock hasn't even started yet.
Men suck cock
>>32335847That's us men
Women, would you like more getting fucked by two guys at once or sharing one guy with another woman? >>32335473MWatched the first DuneIt had terrible pacing and shitty choreographies. But good special effects and a nice plot. So it was shit. Villenueve is hit and miss as a director, exactly like Ridley Scott.>>32335464I tried watching Mad Men for her but the show turned out to be unironically mid. Terrible outdoors shots like so many Hollywood movies.>>32335666Your mouth.
>>32335867Swamp ass mfer
>>32335874On the right guy it's literally the best smell in the world. On everyone else, the idea of that smell is repulsive
woman lovers what is your favorite type of woman
>>32335888its cold thoi change my underclothes, and tshirt but ive just worn the same jeans and sweatshirt
>>32335891you already know :)
>>32335891Ones who love me back. Shame they don't actually exist.
>>32335820>https://www.feministcurrent.com/2015/04/23/bdsm-faq-frequently-asserted-quibbles-part-1/The author is well written but I find several of their assertions patently ridiculous.
>>32335853>Reads this post>Google's how to cook
>>32335891The type that like me. Other than that I generally prefer women lighter than I am (200lbs). I like all types tho
can i tell a woman i dont want a dog because i am into bestiality and that getting one would only meaning having her and dog do things
>>32335891idk. never had the opportunity to develop a type. never loved a woman either
>>32335895Oh, that doesn't count. Apparently you're not supposed to wash jeans anyway
>>32335868I was thinking it was going to be>"ugh he doesn't take care of himself">"ugh I don't like men who clearly over-value me">"ugh I don't want a guy cooking for us all the time especially when he wouldn't cook for himself"like that. Honestly I thought the question would get responses that would fan the flame of misogyny
>>32335903Castrate yourself
>>32335830It's endearing. My mom was like that. She's only cook for her children. So it gives off nurturing vibes to me and id feel valued
State genderSexual attraction aside, which gender objectively has the most visually appealing genitals?
>>32335903Just say you're severely allergic, and avoid dating blonde white women.
How do you fix a man who thinks old hags are hotter than young women? I love him but him thinking shit like greying hair and wrinkles make women hotter is a red flag deal breaker for me. We are both in our early 20’s and he shouldn’t be into shit like that
>>32335891The kind that's very sweet, accepting, and fun to hang around withIdk, I don't really have a 'type'>>32335914Females
>>32335917Think of it like thisWhen you're getting older, he'll think you look hotter everyday
>>32335907that's just denim-obsessed redditors trying to get "sick fades" you should wash jeans minimum every 5-7 days if you're wearing them everyday. unless you want permanent yellow sweat stains and them to wear out prematurely
>>32335900Google's answers are wrong. Make a thread on /ck/ and ask them, imo you'll get a much better answer in the end. You gotta love food, though, it doesn't work if it doesn't start there.
>>32335903Yes, please be sure to tell all your tinder matches
>>32335917Fix your mindset. Are you guys dating? Why do you actually care?
>>32335903no you can't.also you need to get help.
>>32335891bubbly types
>>32335903You can! But should you? No!
>>32335914I think, objectively, that both genders genitalia are disgusting looking
>>32335891I don't know if I have a specific type, different women can be attractive to me for different reasons.I suppose intellectual curiosity, and empathy are the stand out characteristics for me.
>>32335928she could lose about 15 pounds
>>32335909No. That would be more useless things not being valued like a guy that mows the lawn or only fixes the car. Universal skills like cooking, cleaning, hosting, are all majorly attractive.
>>32335928Moid really likes this picture. She's a keeper. No ring? She needs to be made a mommy.
>>32335891Petite, intelligentHas hobbies other than media consumption and social media consumptionMoral, ethical, veganInteresting but good clothing styleNo tattoos, piercings, makeup, nail polishDoesn't do drugsDancesProbably a little autistic
>>32335456Do women like the shaft to be thicker than the tip or the tip bigger than the shaft?
>>32335935don't care
>>32335914MMen. Probably a familiarity bias, but I'd rather stare directly at a dick than directly into a vagina
>>32335914MUh. On average probably guys. But there are some women who look very nice down there.
>>32335914>sexual attraction asidehow does that work?
>>32335891I LOVE androgynous women with short hair who are mostly masculine but with an ever so slightly feminine touch.I haven't quite worked out yet whether I like them to be soft or hard but I like muscle mommies as well as soft clouds.White women black women yella fellas I like them all! I love both gentle nurturing women and rough tomboys.
>>32335914That's like asking which gender is visually better looking. It's not divided by gender category, it's divided by good looking and not so good looking. Both can look beautiful, both can look ugly
>>32335942you can tell she'd have a nice bush (if she didnt shave it)
>>32335891Musician. Musicians are hot. A woman could tell me to kill myself, and I'd do it if she were holding a guitar.
>>32335891>>32335947Oh I also love thin women and I love for them to be flat chested and yes I am an ass enjoyer.
>>32335914MWomen do by far. Pussies remind me of a flower, or dessert. Dicks look like an elephant trunk holding a mushroom.
>>32335891basically as far removed from being my mother/sisters as possible.
>>32335946In the same way you can think someone is pretty/handsome/beautiful without being sexually attracted to them.
>>32335921That happens naturally. Men prematurely finding those type of features on a woman at a young age is just strange and honestly a turnoff >>32335925We’ve been talking but aren’t officially dating. I care because it’s the main thing making me feel uncomfortable dating him.
>>32335651F0 Nothing
>>32335938this is an A.I. postor incredibly low IQ
>>32335928This (if it's real, and not manic)
>>32335954for looking at men I can sort of understand that but I don't think that's actually possible for men looking at women and perhaps vice versa. Pretending that the sexual attraction is separate just isn't possible.
>>32335956That picture is comfy
>>32335956>F>pepe postingcute
>>32335955Why does him liking another group of women that you don't happen to be included in make you uncomfortable?Is it the fact that they're old in and of themselves? Or is it the fact that he's super into another demographic and you worry that it will cause issues with attraction? Why do you even know this and why did he want to tell you this?
>>32335957thanks for upgrading me to low IQ AI, me was unga wunga caveman before. living in the future noww
>>32335914F For me it's women.
>>32335955>That happens naturally.someone post the chart>is just strange and honestly a turnoffGirls find older guys attractive all the time but when a guy likes it then it's weird?Let me ask you this1 is the mom and 1 is the daughter, can you tell which is which?
>>32335917I used to prefer older women until I developed a breeding kink
>>32335744Watching an asmongold video
>>32335942Do you happen to know who this is?
>>32335891Older women types>>32335917stay mad
>>32335955NTA but this is why talking about the minutia of this stuff before you even go on a date is always a mistake
>>32335974Moid hands
>>32335974>Watching an asmongold videowhich one?why do you watch the bald man?
>>32335704I'm negative sometimes but I was always going to be negative because I'm deranged and I project problems that I already had onto people here.I try to be kind but to be honest in a place like this it's a thankless task so I can't do it often.
>>32335896just wanted an excuse to draw cute girl
>>32335955stop seeing or talking to him
>>32335987>NTAI'm updating my type to include whatever hairstyle this is
>>32335982I just think he's funny. I watch some other streamers too already like destiny as holdovers from my edgy anti sjw phase.https://youtu.be/mqtPIt8vzpQ?si=SNmETOA3XQJux8apThis one was pretty funny. Always love those types of ban appeals streams
>>32335941I’ve heard women like big tips
>>32335989a ponytail?
>>32335994a braid..
>>32335891MYeah also gonna say bubbly types. Boisterous dominant woman are fun too, and brats. When bdsm surveys were the trend on atoga all I got was that I was vanilla and a brat-tamer.
>>32335996braided ponytail
>>32335456For women who like being face fucked, do you like us grabbing your hair?
>>32336000best of both worlds
Here from yesterday. Went back to castlevania 1. Just lost the cross sub-weapon part way through level 3. Still have 3 lives left, pray for me.
>>32335975nta but looks like Lauren Alexis
>>32335645FNo. I was a small time lolcow because I was autistic, ugly, lacked hygiene and had negative self awareness.I even got made fun of still after I went into homeschooling my senior year.
gooodnitghte /atoga/
>>32335987>I'm blessed with another drawing of my wifeThank you!>>32335989>whatever hairstyle this isIt's peak
>>32335967Mix of both. I look even a bit younger than 20 so that may make him not as interested in me. Also finding women who look obviously 40+ more attractive than youthful women is a sign of some serious issues.>>32335970It is natural for most men. Also it doesn’t matter because the women he’s into look like they are obviously in or near their 40’s or older.
>>32335891Cute ones!
>>32336009I love the surreal vibe from the colors and texture on this one
>>32335645MNo, I was homeschooledMost people know me at uni but it's part of seniority as a grad student
best time of my life was when I was sudden roommates with another male coworker.we'd carpool and work morning shifthe'd buy the groceries and I'd cook, both playing to our strengthsate all our meals together that waywe shopped beer and start drinking earlywe played chess in the afternoons and listened to the radiowe'd find local events and activities and suddenly we were going to them because it was easy to be motivated to go when we were going togetherevery fix was a 2 man activity. New brakes? 2 man it right there in the parking lot. Repaint the living room? A very enjoyable experience.then work had us both move to different places and since we were just roommates and coworkers it was just a thing. No hesitation from us.we never once even jested that we might have been suspiciously chummy.But looking back it was clearly the best time of my life.I wonder what women might think about that?
>>32336009it’s always fun drawing makima for u
>>32336016yall were pounding eachother"co-workers" more like buttbuddies
>>32336010>Also finding women who look obviously 40+ more attractive than youthful women is a sign of some serious issues.Mind expanding on that? Please keep in mind I'm genuinely not trying to judge you, I just want to get into your head a little bit.It seems from your own post that you put value on yourself for being youthful and it may offend you if it seems like someone isn't seeing that value.I agree that men who are going after exclusively cougars tend to have interpersonal issues, but I'm not picking up that vibe from your posts.
>>32336001You kind of have to, grabbing our head and hair is part of it. I don't like having my hair pulled too too hard, though
>>32336004Fuck this bitch ass game.
>>32336012>I love the surreal vibe from the colors and texture on this oneMy favorite thing about the /csm/ community is the art
>>32336027Fujimoto's art in general is pretty gorgeous and when I find myself looking at pretty covers that make me want to pick them up and check me out I find myself saying >...wait a minute! And it's him lol
>>32335456Women,Assuming you were trying for a baby, would you let your man tie you up to creampie you?
>>32336010yeah most men are normal and find 20 year olds attractive like we should
>>32336010Again NTA but desu the real red flag is that he's talking to you in detail about other women he finds attractive, especially women that don't fall into the same type as you. It's really weird for a guy to do that if he's actually interested in dating you. So he's either socially clueless or not really into you, both of which are much larger red flags than him being into older women
>>32335651MaleDozensMostly fun.Drank, talked, danced, made an ass out of myself.
>>32336038This
Hello girlies!Recommend me a cowboys and Indians book to listen to plz!
>>32336036Well if I was trying for a baby id almost certainly have to let him creampie me.Tying up is extremely meh. I can take it or leave it.
>>32335987you ever draw dirty pictures?
>>32335617Top middle is the most attractive in my critique.I have a powerful affection for yellow sundresses tho. So that wins.I'm no longer tsundere for sundresses.
>>32336037That just seems like a biased pool of men. Men who prefer older women aren’t rare after they reach a certain age >>32336038I was told this by his friends and those friends are really reliable for telling the truth about things like that.
>>32336032I wish Miura was still a live and we could get a chapter of CSM drawn by him and Fuji could draw a Berserk chapterHe could go nuts with Guts and Miura could do crazy detail with some of the devils
>>32335891>woman lovers what is your favorite type of womanMFit tomboys that share at least one of the hobbies I'm passionate about, be it gaming or kickboxing, even better if they're basically a high functioning sperg like meI get that the whole point for us as opposite sexes is to have sex but if all your relationship boils down to is cock milking, it won't be long before things fall apart for you>Attractive irl>Sperg>Never had sex>Never experienced love and most likely never willGuess its not for everyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lhJ0LZtv3w
>>32336036Sure, we already do that, I don't think actively trying trying for a baby will change things much
>>32335489MaleNot picky but Mississippi Mud
>>32336050>berserk will never be finishedwhat a terrible fate
>>32335489MChocolate Chip Cookie Dough Master RaceI also like any kind of fudge brownie flavor, I'm a chocoholic.
>>32335509Sure.I still have to read the book, technically.
>>32336050Fuck. I was actually going to bring up miura in my reply earlier because I wanted to say that I noticed how quality of fan work is tied to quality of the original creation's work in most cases.I find that things like CSM and berserk tend to have pretty nice fanart and I think part of that is that they tend to take schemes that the artist themselves would use and replicate them.>>32336032And >>32336009Seem similar enough in colors and techniques used for example.It's really neat.
>>32335536>Is it ok if a girl is kinda boring?In many senses, yes.But she can't be passive or uninterested. She doesn't have to have interesting qualities or pursuits but if she's interested in anything including me, I'm out.
Hey anons, state genderWhat period and place in human history do you find most interesting?
>>32336048Interesting. You must live in the same magical place where all those anons and redditors live where a woman's friends will the guy she just barely started dating her exact body count and which bf's she did anal with and after how many dates
>>32335891LoyalEmpathetic/caringNot materialistic/greedyA foodie fanStylish (does NOT mean she goes out and buys the most expensive things possible; basically smart dresser)(Mostly) independentFiesty (especially when we both gotta throw down against another couple; I can count on her to get my back and vice versa, hehe)> Pink
>>32335585I would support them
>>32336043The only one I've read is Chud Meridian, but I unironically really liked it
>>32336063M60s and 90s
>>32335891I like both extremes of Tomboy and High Femme.What about you?
>>32335456Women, What’s your opinion on getting choked during sex? What about choking your partner?
>>32336061I love Kirby GutsAlthough copying Mirua's style is miles more difficult then Fuji's Mirua spent like 2 weeks on same pages alone
>>32336076Sure/sureChokings ok the rise you know. It's not that unique andi fully expect to choke and be choked step up your game
>>32336043>Recommend me a cowboys and Indians book to listen to plz!Indigenous*
>>32336078Oh definitely.I don't think people are out here copying the styles directly but you can definitely see influence on the kinds of fanart that gets created
>>32336063m49BC to 14BCERoman Empire
>>32336080I like a combination of choking and covering the mouth/fishhooking. I think it gives a healthy rush
>>32336046heh.. wouldn’t you know ..
>>32335645Male Fuck no.I was facially deformed, so intelligent that I was weird, and socially retarded.
>>32335585>Tfw these are basically mineI hate my life and I hate my body
>>32336085I saved several of the drawings you’ve made on my request
>>32336083>49BC to 14BCEBro included both the Christian and Jewish versions
>>32335666In cheap hotels.
>>32336088Those boobs give primo cleavage tho. Don’t say bad things about your body
>>32336084Too complicated Just choke me out and restrict my air you fucking nerd. I don't even like choking much anyways it's gay
>>32336083>>32336091ah shit I meant 14AD
>>32336063Southeastern united states 2000-2040
>>32336095Covering someone’s mouth is complicated? I use it to muffle moans
>>32336063MBakumatsu period Japan
>>32336082>definitely see influence on the kinds of fanart that gets createdthat's accurate
>>32336095Kek based
>>32336089YAY
>>32336076I like a hand on my throat but I don't want to be choked. I'm claustrophobic, I don't like having my breathing restricted. I would never choke my bf, I'm not into femdom at all
>>32336103Here’s my favorite
>>32336106omg… true anon :3 og….
>>32336099>I use it to muffle moansMuffling a woman's moans? There's literally no better sound in all of existence
>>32336110If there too loud, I have bad ears
>>32336106The cock king?
>>32336109I think it was either right before or the day of you moving to college. I think you said that
>>32336114Creepy
>>32336099NTA covering someone's mouth isn't choking them
>>32336083
>>32336114Bro, wtf?
>>32336114yeah, a couple weeks I think ! It was over the summer hahahah
>>32335891ScaryLong hair sharp teeth sharp claws
>>32336112>If they're too loud, I have bad earsYour ears are oversensitive?
>>32336115>>32336119>>32336120I’m not trying to be creepy, I just remember her saying that
>>32336124Great shame upon you
>>32336123A little, especially to loud noises nearby
>>32335891women who like milk
>>32336115>>32336119bros its cuz i was very active n drew all the timewho wouldn’t remember a beautiful kind loving artist …
>>32336124Yeah idk it's not a huge deal it just struck me as weird to remember it so specifically but you do you booboo
>>32336125Why? You curse my good memory
>>32336128Creepy and narcissistic.
>>32336128Fine. But If you disappear from these threads soon, I'll know why.
>>32336133Women cannot be narcissistic imho
>>32336137Yeah well your opinion is extremely retarded and you're just saying that because you have a bias towards herShe's probably just memeing anyway but this mindset disgusts me
>>32335456I remember lots of things, like JH wanting to be fucked by Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers
>>32336133sorry I should have put /sarc
>>32336139
>>32335891tanned sunkissed beauties with nice butts>>32335928cute tummy
>>32336134I think the atoga bfs might be the first persons of interest them
>>32336139Deepest atoga lore
>>32336139Do you even know her real name?
>>32336139That's like remembering that the moon orbits the earth.
>>32336147Jemima Harris
>>32336150Kek
>>32336138How can women be narcissistic when they're literally more important?
Either genderAre people always talking behind my back or do i have a weird combo of narcissism and paranoia
>>32336153Most intelligent atogan
>>32336147Anita Cox
>>32336153More important to what? It takes both to make and raise a human being. everything's gone to shit in modern times because men and women don't think we need each other. but we do
>>32336155It's called schizophrenia
>>32336156Well, thanks. But I think Sarge and Actuaranon are probably smarter.
Walked around big cities in Netherlands for past 3 days.Saw a lot of nice historical buildings, art museums, landscape, old townsSaw a lot of pretty dutch girls too>>32335891Tall dutch gfs with pretty faces and fit butts.
>>32336147Jates Hism.
>>32336163I’d love to date Dutch women but I’m probably too short for them
>>32336161:3 anon is probably the smartest
>>32335456>Be me, girl>Have young parents (in their 30s)>Dad refers to coffees that mom makes him as "love potions">Ask him why>Says it's because she filters it with her panties>Says mom has been bullying him>Ask him how>He says by being hot>Anytime some love song or whatever comes on, he mentions that this song reminds him of mom then says not to tell her>Ask him why>Says he doesn't want her thinking he is some simpWhy is he like this? And why does he dump all his feelings about mom on me instead of telling her directly then makes me promise not to tell her
>>32336163Did you go to the duck store?
>>32336159>More important to what? It takes both to make and raise a human being.Women are the reproductive bottleneck of the species.
>>32336147Sarah banks?
Tell me more about sarge, what's his lore?
>>32336166I am nowhere near any sort of booksmart
>>32336167Are you certain he doesn't tell her that? Those sound like jokes to me
>>32336155How else are they going to gangstalk you? It takes planning
>>32336165They are the bestToo bad they are way out of my league :/
>>32336163Dutch women are greatTheir worst quality is their political opinions
>>32335580Mary on aMary on a Cross..
>>32336170Duck store?
Tell me more about jh, what's her lore?
>>32336163Yes...!All American Men should approve.
>>32336167Because you are a creepy man self inserting as a little girl in your fetishpost
>>32336167He wanted you to grow up with high standards of affection/hornyness.
>>32336171i guess but thats not really a concern, the fertility crisis isn't caused by women physically not being able to have enough kids. it's because less and less people want to have kids because shits worse off now than it was decades ago
>>32336184In Amsterdam there is a small chain of massive stores which only sell novelty rubber ducks.
>>32336176I get they're jokes. But around mom he is more serious, still jokes but acts more manly or whatever.But with me it's like he just dumps all this stuff about how he really feels about her, like sappy stuff but never says anything like that to her. And always ends stuff with "but don't tell mom I said that"
>>32336173That's his newest name. He used to be AlbertaAnon
>>32336188Im Polish
>>32336194Yeah but what's the lore
>>32336193Have you told him she'd like to hear it? What did he say?
>>32336163
>>32336192Oh those pics are not from Amsterdam, but we were there tooNo duck store spotted
>>32336200>notitiesheheheheh
>>32336163Beautiful, I'm jealous. Are the Christmas markets open yet?
Tell me more about ohioanon, what's his lore?
>>32336063MAGE OF SAIL basically ending at George Washington is completely enchanting to me.The basement bathroom I had to use when I was a kid had this terrible peeling wallpaper leftover after we moved in, and I spent a lot of time in the freestanding tub in that bathroom as a source of comfort, which meant I spent a lot of time looking at that wallpaper. I remember almost every line of it, it was a faux cartography map that attempts to show off the Age of Discovery (which really overlaps with the early part of the age of sail). Despite being landlocked to get away from home I joined the navy at 18 and got my sailor cred on the world's oceans, which remained magical even as navy shit did not. There also was a sailing club at one of my commands and while it mostly just meant getting sunburned on my one day off I couldn't get away from it. I read so much Age of Sail literature while I was in the navy and I'm still obsessed. Then I tried to get a job working on the big barges that run back home as a compromise between worlds (I started dreaming about big trees and having a dog after a while, kinda like a nostalgia) but it didn't really work out. I really want to get back to the big ocean, and more than that, I want to time travel and live on one of those big sailing ships back then, even if just for a single voyage. I've even made food to match the kinds of things they'd eat.I tried posting my desktop wallpaper but filesize too large so eh
>>32336208lives in Ohio, presumably
>>32336207No, not really Im glad i finally went out to see some of the netherlands since i live here for years but didnt see shit yet Might go again next summer when its not cold and rainy
Tell me more about rulebreaker, what's her lore?
>>32336200
>>32335456I love women 4’7 to 6’8
tell me more about anon :3 … what’s her lore ..
>>32336216Biggest narcissistic and chronic cheater
>>32336163europes cities that still look like that is why they cuck to their governments and live with all the dumb shit. It makes up for a lot.
>>32336216Under 5’5 and 130lbs, approximately 18-19 and presumed in a relationship
>>32336208He's a sweet boy and now he's in a relationship with another tripgirl
>>32336205I guess the Dutch compare their flat-chested women to notepads.
>>32336210common misnomer. In truth, Ohioanon left his heart in OhioSO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES(CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES)SO I CAN FALL ASLEEP TONIGHTBECAUSE YOU KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>32336196He's a bisexual Canadian dude that dislikes simps, normies, religious people, pseudo intellectuals, horny posters, and sometimes female creatures. He'll get into heated arguments with anons about things related to the above.
>>32336216She has fat tiddies and no ass, with a boyfriend and amazing doodle skills.
women my head is itchy does this mean I'm losing my hair? there's no chance at all if I become bald, right?
Apparently now girls are "affirming" wha they want to have in lives with collages like these The "100k followers" cracks me up the mostWhy are girls so obsessed with likes and follows?
>>32336173Hates rape victims>>32336185Wants a gun held to her head during sex>>32336208Raped, hated by Sarge>>32336212Dead>>32336216In denial
>>32336226Isn't he a Christian though? I remember during his meltdowns someone mind broke him into saying he's a Christian because they said that if he is, he's obligated to say it.
>>32336230oh these used to be called moodboards…..
>>32336216She's a cutie
>>32336221she's in a mostly LDR with another moron her age. she's feasting on the attention you've all given her and will most likely be insufferable with her huge head from catching all you atoga orbiters
>>32336228You have mold on your scalp, use dandruff shampoo and get a blowdryer to dry your hair thoroughly.
>>32336211It's so tiny though and so easy to travel with so much to see! I think you Euros take it too much for granted. Glad you had a nice trip though
>>32336236I was seething at her too but eh she seems nice and is pretty young plus she at least brings content to the threads.Shell get bored eventually. They ways do.Aside from JH..
Women, how does it feel to know that less men will ask you out on dates in 2025 and less men will message you on social media?
>minding my own business>Walking past a pretty woman>Our eyes meet>She looks at me for like 3 seconds with blank expression as if shes looking right through me>They dont even smile like they used toIts over Im dying a kissless virgin
>>32336240Less but still thousands of dudes so they dont care
>>32336240I'm married
>>32336216She's pretty new to atoga. Gen Z, liberal, Bi, latinx, draws a lot, likes boobs, asians, and asian boobs. Doesn't google pornstars in incognito mode because she's sex work positive.
does JH like the armed white man?
>>32336240Good. Men can jerk themselves off to death and stop hounding poor women.
>>32336230Because it's more fun to make a mood board than it is to actually get up off your butt and do stuff
>>32336246LOOOL
>>32336160How do people keep knowing the things i say to myself
>>32336240I probably won’t message too many women on social media but I do plan on asking more women out. I need to put myself out there more
>>32336253See a doctor
>>32336216She used to post pictures of her body in the shower
>>32336252>they type LOL>but actually>they weren't LOL
>>32336240I'm getting married in 2025 so I would hope that would be the case
>>32336216She has a fairly shallow vagina
>>32336256damn send them to me>>32336257no I actually cackled, roommate had to ask what was so funny kek
>>32336240Fewer*>>32336249Based 4b femanon
>>32336249What did I do wrong? Also how do you jerk off to death?
>>32336232Kek I don't remember that. Was it recent?
>>32336258You will miss the attention and seek it once more, against all logic.
Women should I give myself a haircut? I have clippers and guards and stuff
>>32336228It means it's winter and your skin is dry. Invest in a better shampoo and conditioner
>>32336232I am a Christian yes.
>>32336257Even I snorted audibly writing my post
>>32336256We have a latinx girl that does shower content for her OF. You're probably thinking of her.
>>32335885I like sharing my woman with another guy, or woman
>>32336266It was a month and a half ago maybe
>>32336275Based cuck
>>32335891Blondes with big tits and anger issues.
>>32335456I have an urge to get a petite woman extremely pregnant with triplets
>>32336216attention seeking whore
>>32336281Hi jh
>>32336284Not her.
>>32336267No, I'm good
>>32336216She's a cool anon who's really good at drawing.
>>32336283Kek. Is that related or a random image?
>>32336216Her lore is the female lore: she wants attention from men. Now that her bf is far away she uses 4chan for it.
>>32335891Skinny alt goth girls I can pick up.
>>32336289Random
>>32336282Same but a 6'2 tall woman with long legs
>>32336265You were ugly and spoke to me
>we are currently in ''the beautiful ones'' stage of society>but was made not beautiful and not gayits like society is mocking me
>>323358914’10 flexible 90lb extremely submissive women into freaky stuff
>>32336294This almost looks like skinny rulebreaker.Iirc she was pretty tall too
>>32336299is this your headcanon
>>32336286Surely you will miss the Indian men at least?
>>32336297I happen to think I’m pretty handsome
Women, would you be happy with a $10 wedding?
>>32336297>You were ugly and spoke to meKek. The most female femanon ITT
>>32336216she's not real
>>32336302I don’t understand what you mean
>>32336261>damn send them to mehttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/32060136/500/4/#32063166>>32336274>You're probably thinking of her.don't ever question my memory
>>32335891tall blonde (at least my height) with short hair
>>32336311She's projecting your answer onto herself because she's flirting with you
>>32336247She's a tranny apologist, so she's probably nogunz.
>>32336304My social media is private and I've never been asked out by an Indian guy, so I guess I won't miss what I don't know
>>32336312truly lewd….
>>32335509Academia is a joke >>32335501>picrelA lot of girls who look like that will find it cute in my experience
>>32336314She has a bf. She’s also probably not that small
>>32336312UOOOOOHHHHH
women, why is it so hard to just be a decent human being. its like you're not even trying
>>32336319>She has a bf Poor innocent child.
>>32336308No. If you can't afford at least a tacobell wedding, I don't want your 10k sapphire ring.
>>32336312She really is a womanletFemanons probably dig the vascularity though
>>32336311headcanon is typically referred to non-factual (or non canonical) ideas of a character. for example, a headcanon for a game character could be “they have a crush on this other character!”
>>32336308Literally yes but the problem is that the wedding is more for everyone else, not for you. I'm trying to keep it as simple as possible
I want to talk about more e interesting anons.:3 is ok but without the art she's boring
>>32336326I’ve met actual small women that are my type. I can at least imagine some of them are subs
>>32336333Say a name and I will say my honest reaction.
>>32336318>A lot of girls who look like that will find it cute in my experienceReally? I figured goth girls would be into the "experienced Dom" type
>>32336326I also don't understand what you mean. You asked for Anon's favorite type of woman and that's Anon's favorite type of woman. Did you assume Anon was trying to describe you? Why?
>>32336322I have mental issues
>>32336322I am trying my best but I have anxiety, okay?
>>32336336Sweetnlow
>>32336333Did you know neuro had le sex?
>>32336342Never met her, heard she was very nice to anons and hot. From what I’ve seen in my archives dig she would’ve annoyed me very hard. Next?
Men, Did you ever play the Yugioh gamesThe Duelist of the Roses or Falsebound Kingdom?
>>32336340>>32336341You're doing great!
>>32336333All of the crazy anons got forced vacations into the shadow realm All that are left are the milquetoast ones
>>32336340no you dont>>32336341thats not an excuse to be an asshole
>>32336345Earrings
>>32336346No I play the TCG.
>>32336333> :3 is ok but without the art she's boringdamn....
>>32336322I have a lot of trauma and autism.
>>32336351Pretty NPCish. Kinda seemed like one of those “I am strong” types, but I barely interacted with her. Maybe melty worthy once or twice for amusement. Next. I want to see how many you got.
>>32335651MIdk quite a lot in the pastYeah they were pretty funDancing, food and drinks, various party games, sometimes we'd go clubbing and come backI miss playing twister and strip poker with party girls... I love party girls and blonde girls.....
>>32336353pretend this had my user idk how to download gifs on my phone
>>32336351What was the story behind the name?
GenderDo you say the N word when you're frustrated? Just in your head even?
genderwho's at fault for this?I'd say social media, and I dont think its fixable
>>32336362Idk she has some namefag on some other board that she forgot to take off
>>32336358Open it in a new tab
>>32336359KEKMaximum degenerate. I could smell him through the screen. Mercy killing would be too good for him.
>>32336362She hated how earrings looked felt, looked, and got caught in her hair. Then she got a steroid-using muscle bf who gifted her earrings, and suddenly she appreciated earrings.Women.
>>32335891Unironically young piper perri. My dick isn’t big enough for her tho
>>32336363MI say it even when im not frustrated
>>32336365It's that men have undiagnosed mental illness.
Any femanons look like this?(Hot and breedable)
>>32336369Rulebreaker
>>32336346I played the former, but I was young enough that I stunk at it.
>>32336365No one really, it's just that non-handsome men make women uncomfortable. It's 100% an evolutionary response.
>>323363651. Education. Specifically, telling men they're bad and to leave women alone.2. Social media, as you say, for the obvious reason that every single person around you has the ability to record everything and destroy your life within minutes.3. Alternatives. There are plenty of other things to do that take way less effort and aren't going to get you crucified.
>>32336375Fucks dogs. Is there more to say? Like that’s all my brain allots to her.She’s alright, kind of a spaz. Dunno why she would ever reveal her interest in dog dick but, people be weird.
>>32336353*My post may or may not have been a subtle dig for more artAnd you're ok, my brain is just fried from years of degenerates here
>>32336381what do you want drawn anon? I did a few before the last thread died off if u wanna look at those
>>32336370Kek
Why approach women who HATE me for being a man to begin with?>Hurr to get pussyThat doesnt happen because i was born as a repulsive ugly man
>>32336380Discordchan? Neuro?QT?Schizoanon?At this point I just like your quips lol
>>32336347Thanks anon, you too>>32336350It's not an excuse, it's an explanation
>>32336354doesnt prevent you from not being rude
>>32336384And that's the power of education, back in the old days you would have done it anyway since you wouldn't have been taught not to and some bitch might have even said yes eventually because she's a golem herself and hadn't been brainpoisoned by social media into thinking she could do better
>>32336371So many teenage nuts busted to her, especially when she had braces
>>32335645M, meh I was mid. Tbh we didn't really have popularity hierarchies like you see in American movies, unless I was just oblivious. I got on well with everyone though and had some friends. When my mental illness got worse though I think people just pitied me and then I became the weird quiet kid
>>32336371Oops, googled this on the laptop my boss lent me
>>32335645M,Made good friends but not too many. Probably a 3/10 on the popularity scale
>>32336384Every day you brag about women mirin your body. These women only become disgusted with you once you talk to them. You're not ugly, you just come off as having an ugly personality. Speak with a therapist and work on the issues you can fix instead of taking the easy way out-- the coward's way out-- and blaming your life's problems on issues you can't fix.
>>32336392lol, I only wish she shot more kinky stuff before she retired
Having a visitor over for couple past days made me realize i REALLY would hate having a girlfriend long termI have to constantly make up activities so visitor is not bored, i have to go places im not interested in, i have to spend a BUNCH of money to make all of the above possibleAnd on top of that i cant do activities that i normally like doing...Is this how dating and living togheter feels like when you have a woman over?I guess its better if its someone who shares your hobbies etc, but for now i dont feel like im enjoying myself Male and female anons can pitch in
>>32336371>>32336390Same. No one took bbc like she did
>>32336386Idk discordchan.I fucking hate Neuro, annoying yappy and hypocritical. Who the fuck cuts themselves to focus on piano and then simultaneously thinks they can be a good mother?Qt is sad, but he also wants to be sad. He kinda fucked me over once and I am not his biggest fan, but I do know a lot more about him than most people. Is this +8/10? Idk I’m just gonna flame +8/10. Incel incarnate. Imagine psyopping yourself on internet memes so hard that you unironically think women aren’t human and that mm of jaw dictate any life success. I would be his dad and beat him.
>>32335891Something that doesn't exist I guess.
>>32336396No woman ever mired my body im just delusional>TherapyA scam.Only works for women
>>32336398Not even the sex made it worth it?
>>32335666MBest I can do is tissue paper>>32335789What do you do for work anon?>>32335865Women are pretty cool ngl>>32335875Based Akemi reposter Girls like Akemi will not be shy about it if they like you kek
>>32336399She could take such big dicks while still being so little
>>32336398FNot living alone sucks ass. Idk why anyone would want to do that willingly.
>>32336398Watching anime rots your brain. Of course real life relationships and interactions would feel complicated to someone with the mind of a child.
>>32336401oxfordlondon footsy
>>32336410I dont watch anime i used random pic
>>32336411Is Oxford the milf?
>>32336404Cowardice. Giving up is less damaging for you psychologically than the fear of trying hard to improve yourself and still not finding love. Taking the easy way out is pathetic.
>>32336401MKG? And you probably don't actually know schizoanon then It's an autistic actual tranny that has a tulpa and comes here to all caps sperg at people because he thinks they can change their emotions at will. Has autism, lives in Australia, stabbed his own mother.JH?
>>32336405I dont get sex out of thisIn fact i cant even jerk off in peace
>>32336416Cool, good to know mr sex haver
how the fuck am I supposed to write this story if I don't know how to write from a woman's perspective?
>>32336418>And you probably don't actually know schizoanon thenThere are a dozen different posters you could call Schizoanon. Give better names that fit individuals, you lazy bum.
>>32336424Tomboychan?
>>32336423Just write a man but take away all accountability
>>32336424I'm not the one that came up with the name, that's just what people called him.Get gud newfag.
>>32336410>mind of a child.Trite shaming tactic. Forcing yourself to do things you hate because it's so "mature" and you want to keep up with the Joneses or whatever is just retarded masochism. Fuck it, Peter Pan forever.
>>32336411Isn’t Oxford also someone else? Feels like I knew her under a different name cuz I also don’t have an opinion but it rings a bell. L O N D O N is not London but I like her dresses and back pictures. Kind of seems lonely to me, very inoffensive. Whom, I have literally never heard of this one. >>32336418MKG is my enemy and I hate him more than anyone else in atoga. Midwit narcissist who thinks being a quirky chungus will endear him to teenage girls. I’d beat him to death and smile. JH is someone I genuinely just feel bad for. Lost in her own mind. Pretty hot, as an ass man I can appreciate that. I like her straightforward demeanour and warrior princess type of vibe. I don’t like her shotacon enjoyment and I kinda don’t like attention whores, but I’m working on that.
>>32336398I feel like the level of comfort between guest & girlfriend is vastly differentyou’ll do things in front of her that you wouldn’t even let your closest friends see. and she’ll do the same !! all relationships are different, and everyone’s boundaries are also different. but it truly isn’t like having a guest over 24/7 unless you mentally block yourself from any deep connection with her
>>32336423Women are known to breast boobily quite often
Everyday someone tries to shame me into doing something i realize they are on 4chan /atoga/ and are probably an obese tranny orbiters and it makes me feel better about myselfThis is why atoga is critically important infrastructure for my mental health.
>>32336418Nta but I call him emotions-schizo.
>>32336422I'm happy enough with my life that I'm not sadposting every day like you are. Why are you sadposting on /adv/ if you don't want advice? At least go to GIOYC if you just want to be sad but you don't want people to try and help you.
>>32336431How tall and heavy are you?
>>32336147Courtney likes Cox>>32336365MI don't really see the problem desu, not like everyone needs to have a relationship Also more women are approaching men these days
>>323364373 inches and about the weight of a goose feather
>>32336429>Fuck it, Peter Pan forever.Let's ask QT how that's working out for him...
>>32336365It's the internet and maybe just modern technology as a whole. Boys have grown up tricking their brains. Porn fools their brain into believing they're having sex with lots of different women. Video games fool their brain into believing they've accomplished something significant. Social media fools their brains into believing they've interacted with others. Throw in a lack of exercise, too much junk food, chemical exposures reducing testosterone levels, feminist rhetoric, and the current state of capitalism and atomisation which makes earning a living more difficult than in the past and I guess it's inevitable that men are becoming more passive and placid
>>32336430>Whom, I have literally never heard of this one.oh wait her name is footfacey Oxford is the chick that's posted here for nearly a decade and reads books
>>32336430>Kind of seems lonely to meShe's getting piped by her massage therapist now.
>>32336398Guest hosting and living together are two different things. The problem is that modern women don't like that, they just want princess treatment the entire time (until they don't then you better stay out of the way until they're ready for it again).Hopefully you had married grandparents and saw what it was like for them at least. Just living together. It's entirely different. Good luck finding that though.
>>32336440I was talking about your body, not my penis
>>32336435Cool
>>32336433I think atoga is damaging mental health for vast majority of users
>>32336434I called him charaposter after his tulpa waifu originally before I saw people calling him schizo anon>>32336430Catposter?Gary?Nick?Mowse?
>>32336401>fucking hate NeuroThat's rude lol, Neuro is lovely>kinda fucked me overWhat did I do g, idk if I can make it up to you
>>32336450Nick Bolas?
>>32336427Is that just as good as it gets?>>32336432Please if a woman could give me real bit of help on this matter
>>32336439>not like everyone needs to have a relationshipits one of the most basic psychological needs and has serious effects your lifespan
>>32336452Yeah? He has almost as many names as Neuro does, but Nicolas bolas was the OG.
>>32336398Being in a relationship is not anything like entertaining a guest. Did you not have two parents growing up?
>>32335456What type of women are the horniest
>>32336440No wonder you can't reach the shower head.
>>32336459Unfortunately traumatized women
>>32336455>has serious effects your lifespanif you're an emotional pussy
>>32336441Lmao yeah, you do need to have a balance else you will become one of tbe lost boys...>>32336401>wants to be sadKind of hard to be happy when everything keeps going wrong in your life despite trying kek
>>32336459all women arejust not for you
>>32336462So everyone ITT.
>>32336446damn>>32336460need a growth potion every time
>>32336459obese women. all that extra estrogen from being obese is frying their brain
>>32336457All i remember is them screaming at eachother, mother working abroad and father being knocked out cold on booze
>>32336464She seemed to like me a lot
>>32336450Cat Poster is nice. And probably a depraved sadist with rage issues. I like cats. A fucking dumb pig. Never post your dox. Chud incarnate. Genuinely a loser. He’s funny, and a bit too out there, seems like he did too many drugs somewhere. It’s like slightly off. Mowse is cute but also dunno much.
>>32336462no, its universalit will have an effect on you even if you dont care about being lonely.
>>32336455>serious effects your lifespanSkill issue desu
>>32336470Sarge? Bimbo?
>>32336437I’d assume like most latinas, either 5’2 120lbs or 5’7 260lbs
Another amazing thread, well done
>>32336466>tfw imagining Anon :3 when she gets the dosage wrong
>>32336470EPICNAMEDROP>>32336475This is hella gay
Go back if you dont like it
>>32336475Which pornstar has the best reddit AmA?
>>32336476Opened up ms paint but stopped cuz people will point fingers at me saying I have a giantess fetish
>>32336479Gabe Newell
>15 namefags dropped >Not a single mention of me:/
>>32336475Hey you can't say this when I literally copy pasted this >So I don't want to go into much details but lately I been wanting to dress more feminine and wear bras and skirts. I'm a male who's grown up being told i can do and be what ever i want by my parents and i made it well into my 20s being able to get way with wearing nail polish and doing some questionable things. But I use to question my own gender in high school but offen put them asid saying im just dume kid and my friends talking to me and ex boyfriends and ex girlfriends telling me that im too male and dominant to be feminine I offen put it down and forget about and become sorta depressed but at the same time not as i feel relief that i dont need to spend lots of money to change myself. But ever so offen i question it agine and i Recently found my self buy feminine chothes agine and scicne i lost most my friends to the work force and the world i dont got people to talk to and get help form. And I don't know if I feel comfortable just wearing feminine chothes or if I want to be a girl. I find myself on website I won't ever vist and fantasy myself being all dolled up and getting praised and what my life would be if I was a girl. But then I wake up and just hate myself. I don't even know why I'm typing this out and telling people I never meet for adive but I'm ran myself to a wall and scared that I might make a decision that I will hate for the rest of my life.From reddit last night and got a thread full of genuine replies to my 80IQ mexican esl tranny bait.This is less reddit than atoga normally is
>>32336473I’m alright. I went through a lot of heartbreak over the summer, my ex broke up with me after 6 years, it was my first serious relationship and I just trauma dumped and threw tantrums constantly. I’ve calmed down a lot, met a new girl. Life’s alright. Bimbo is annoying because she pretends she’s completely perfect. Makes me wonder what she’s hiding but I also barely care because it’s boring. Cute laugh I guess. Shoulda just married qt and saved his life.
>>32336480What fetishes do you have out of curiosity
>>32336482Sorry baby girl.
>>32336471and you don't have any proof to back it up. while I can back up my claim with common sense. if you don't care about being alone then you don't get extra cortisol and sadness which have "serious effect on your lifespan". solitary monks seem pretty healthy
>>32335456>No Crying EpisodeWtf why not, I was about to have a cry
>>32336480Oh, yet you were happy to draw a mime in spite of the oft-accused mime fetish.>>32336482I don't know your name but I can offer this humble (You).
>>32336480Yeah, none of us wanted to see you as lady dimitrescu
>>32336486none really>>32336492fuck !! I’ve been trapped !!
Im going to be a solitary monk playing PoE2
>>32336492I think mime fetishists just like the idea of a quiet woman lol
>>32336495New Zealand claims another soul...
>>32336494>I’ve been trapped !!In an invisible box? You're really not helping the allegations.
>>32336480Giantess is good imagery tho. Any time some poster starts ranting about how much they hate you, imagine them an inch tall and completely harmless.
>>32336468That sounds about right. Sorry to hear it though anon, sincerely. When you're with someone you love and who loves you, being with them is what feels like home. You have a soft place together that completes you, refreshes you, recharges you, allows you to have fun, and allows you to rest in a way you can't when you're alone
>>32336494Is it true that most bi women like twinks?
>>32336484>It was sarge all a long! Well this is quite the development And with that I'll say goodnight Thank you for yapping at me about lore
>>32336484Glad you're doing alright. I'm still stuck on my oneitis ex.What about NG?
>>32336496A quiet quirky chungus woman.
>>32336498NOOO!!
>>32336502Goodnight, I had fun.
>>32336500Well thanks for making me sad at 9 in the morning i guess
>he doesn't know Aylmao
>>32336501Nta, not all (some prefer more traditionally masculine guys and feminine girls), but it's a popular typeMost girls I dated were bi
>>32336501not me at leastI like my men masculine, or masculine adjacentwomen I could appreciate in any gender expressions
I do I just dont care
>>32336496Nah, it's the make up. And striped shirts emphasize boobs nicely
>>32336503Nigger Girl was fun but the whole racism thing icked me. I appreciated her for posting vocas and making content because that’s when atoga is at its best. Idk I view her as my protege kek, a bit self aggrandizing but all in all, sheltered kid.
>>32336509>>32336510Describe a masculine man to you
>>32336373You would never accuse womanizers of having mental illnesses if and when you actually fall for them.
Yeah right, you have no idea
>>32336514heath ledger
>>32336484>pretends she’s completely perfectEh I don't think she ever did this. She could be a bit preachy but she was a sweetheart >Shoulda just married qt and saved his lifeShe told me she'd sleep with me but not date me lmao, then got engaged to some fucking normie. Hope she's happy tho
>>32336513Wasn't she like 23 or 24 That's not a sheltered kid
>>32336480Everyone admires unattainable women. Giant women are just one of the ultimate manifestations of that.
>>32336519That’s still pretty young when you’re still living with parents and a NEET.
>>32336518The valentine’s gif she made you was pretty cute ngl.
>>32336435NTA but I think you're that faggot who is here 24/7 to troll incels. Your other tabs right now are that inceltears subreddit and AITAH.
>>32336510>I like my men masculine, or masculine adjacentAren't you dating a Asian guy?
>>32336507Well if it makes you feel any better, I'm in a happy relationship but have still worked myself up with anxiety and am posting at an obscene hour of the night while feeling nauseous. And entertaining houseguests can be draining, give yourself time to recharge
>>32336521Eh, other people her age here won't get the same slack.She was gross.She was just female and had an ok voice
>>32336513>racism thing icked me.What are you a woman?
>>32336529Aren't we all?
>>32336524Those were the dayz
>>32336528That’s fair, yeah, I have a soft spot for her but I agree, I found her racism gross.>>32336529May as well be.
Women, what do you think of male lonliness? https://youtu.be/_SIj6fUnG2Y?si=URo-be5mFWZ3wSzyMen, are you lonely?
>>32336510>my men>pluralHeh, yes. But the simpcord doesn't count unless you meet them.
>>32336534uwu sadboi thumbnail owo
>>32336515I especially would accuse them of mental illness and being a womanizer.
>>32336526U mad white boi?
>>32335456>be you in the future getting off work >come home to your milf wife and the sandwich she made you>she says after you finish you should come to bed>finish your sandwich and prepare for bed>walk in on her wearing pic rel and talking dirty about how much she wants you>fuck her hard and bust inside her>you both are breathing heavy and you cuddle and fall asleep
>>32336533Exhibanon? Gym creep? ENTJ?Swiss? Handyman?
>>32336535im talking about my type lil broeven if those guys looked like my type I wouldn’t want to get anywhere near 4channers irl
>>32336539And then everybody clapped!
>>32336537You wouldn't know that they're womanizers, though. To you, they look like "normal" and "average" men. To guys with a clue, they're the top most desirable male partners that fuck their way through their 20s and 30s, racking up a high body count of hookups that you wouldn't even suspect.
>>32336542Make this your reality
>>32336501No, I'm just mind broken because my dad kept himself shaved because he was a model.
>>32336539Where's the bull in all this?
>>32336539What's your question? Do you need advice? Do you need help?
>>32336539And then I woke up, hentai doujin still open on my phone, and remembered I'm unemployed
>>32336547Nonexistent, your wife loves and wants you and only you
>>32336543I kind of hate men with confidence.
>>32336501My sister is bi, and she said her type is Sandor Clegane.
>>32336545DamnAre you a hottie
>>32336552Then you've come to the right place.
is it true that men prefer girls who look similar to their mom?
>>32336550Make this your reality
>>32336557My mom is white, so no.
>>32336557I like women with dark hair (like my mom) and glasses (like my mom). That's it, those are the only two similarities I can think of. In all other aspects, please be different from my mom.
>>32336558>getting a good job, a home, and a milf wifeBro I can't even hold down a minimum wage job or get any gf
>>32336540ChatGPT as a human basically, down to the whole “wanting to feel human but can’t go outside” thing. Based. Self hatred to the point where he starts to objectify everyone the same way he does it to himself? I can respect that. Obviously a massive fucking weirdo. I see a lot of my younger self in ENTJ, to be honest. The whole “I need to be bigger than reality” thing, needing to feel special and unique. It’s really damaging to the soul and you get caught in your own lies. I hope he can find some solace in being himself because acting like a retarded animal does no one favours. I genuinely love her. I want to marry her. I am very fortunate to actually be dating her. Very thoughtful, introspective person. Tragically damaged. Extremely kind hearted to a fault. Basically me as a woman, down to the boobs. Dunno what prompted me to post my hand but yes, my alter ego. Yes, I am dating the dark lady now.
>>32336552what? should I fucking hate myself?
>>32336555Duh
>>32336552I've seen far too many women saying that they hate men but fawning over the same desirable dude that ten other women are actively going for. The new attraction is "dating" a guy who is in a relationship with your female friends or with random women and being in complete denial about what's going on.
>>32336562Improve upon yourself. You deserve a chance at the things you want
>>32336565Hot, how tall are you babe?
>>32336547Brainrotted
>>323365693 inches and about the weight of a goose feather
fellas do u ever sleep in pants or is bedtime strictly shorts
>>32336567>Improve upon yourselfI keep trying and failing, I'm too much of a basketcase to manage anything>you deserve a chance at the things you wantAll I want is to be dead
>>32336573Long johns and sweatpants all year round.
>>32336566>I've seen far too many womenBut you can't see me.
>>32336557My wife looks nothing like my mom
>>32336557In my case, yeah.
>>32336539>come home to your wifevery unrealistic, cant self insert
>>32336574It’s important to keep trying, if it’s worth it you’ll fight for it
>>32336573Yes, it's cold here so usually pants>>32336572Based sexy fairyDo you taste like cinnamon?
>>32336575Post long johns in soctoga
>>32336557my type is a complete opposite of my mom visually
>>32336578I hope that's because your mom is hot and not because of incest fetish
>>32336572kekd
>>32336582No, I'm not an attentionwhore.
>>32336586I despise incest so yes, it’s because my mother is a blonde with big boobs and anger issues.
>>32336580I don't have any hope anymore. You can only try so much before the real world gets the better of you. It's too late
>>32336573I don't sleep in anything. Can't stand being restricted when I'm trying to get all snuggly in my blankets.
>>32336591>bed smells like ass sweat
>>32336590It’s never too late. Go out and make something of yourself
>>32336591oh to have no fear of having someone see you in your most vulnerable state..which obviously isn’t much of a bother to u exhibanon
Either gender, how do you feel about your birthday and why?
>>32336563>I see a lot of my younger self in ENTJThis explains a lot but you're cutting him way too much slack due to projection.He's honestly just an annoying narc who has admitted to fucking 14 years olds.>Dating swissDid I miss lore? How?
>>32336591Sleep in me <3
>>32336576Perhaps women's biggest flaw is thinking that they are all very unique and very special.
>>32336593I change my sheets regularly. Also I don't sweat much in bed.>>32336595I mean, I'd rather not have the family that lives with me see me in such a state. But I sleep with my door locked, so it's not a worry.>>32336598Might be hard to fall asleep with all the blood rushing. No pun intended.
>>32336599I don't even really think I'm that special, but millions of guys in my inboxes keep telling me I am.
>>32336600ah yeah, I just always have shared a room so I don’t have that kind of freedom kek
>>32336597Yeah idk what it is but I can’t hate him, although that pedo shit definitely makes it easier. Swiss and I started dating in September. We talked since June. Starting talking on discord and we just clicked. Very similar values, intellectually stimulating, we align in many ways. Fell for her fast desu. I genuinely love her and we’re planning to meet up when we can.
>>32336604Oh yeah, you're in college right? So a dorm situation? Hmm, well, could always keep clothes right next to the bed so you can slip something on under the blankets. Or just settle for an oversized shirt, that's the next best thing to nudity.
>>32336596I don't celebrate it. Don't even tell people when it is anymore.
>>32336607it’s tank tops and shorts for me these next few years ..
women would you think a man is schizo if he believes he's living in some SIMS game?
>>32336596It's a day that happens>>32336594Ive just tried and failed so many times, it feels pointless
>>32336606Yeah that's gotta be my biggest problem with you.You're extremely arbitrary in how you judge people and I think that people who are worse than some of the others get fat less criticism. But eh such is life.Doesn't swiss have kids? How are you managing that?
>>32336609Tank tops with big tits will draw a lot of attention
>>32336563>Basically me as a woman, down to the boobs.ew you're fat?
>>32336606Aw. Maybe we could have an Atoga couples discord instead.
>>32336609I'd perish. Clothes are a prison, truly.
>>32336618>Atoga couples discordBrb pukingGood, get all the normalfags out of the thread jk
>>32336612Yes. I play sims all the time.
>>32336615not if everyone’s asleep
>>32336623Just don’t go outside in your pjs
>>32336484Are you Snake?
>>32336626I rock my pjs in the dining halls anon
>>32336630I bet the guys love you then
>>32336534Women don't give a shit. In fact they're glad, they see it as self-filtering.Men give a shit in that we 'care' about the problem, but no one's doing a thing to fix it, including me.
>>32336614I know, Swiss has told me off for that many times. I’m working on it, genuinely. We get our time when we can. I actually love how she is as a mom, it’s very endearing to me. She puts her kids first and I admire that a lot about her. >>32336617No I’m hot, like she is. >>32336618I pitched this idea before and people hate it, but it would actually be a good thing.
>>32336612NAG but it's more likely that we're living in a simulation than that we're not. I genuinely believe we are living in a simulation and people in another reality are watching and controlling us>>32336589>blonde with big boobs and anger issuesI think your mom and my mom should get together and go bowling>>32336557There's some merit to that theory, Freudian thing innitMy mom was very conventionally attractive when she was younger, if we weren't related I'd definitely fuck her
>>32336628No, I only came to atoga in May of this year.
>>32336634I'm just saying if you do this *I* will infiltrate
>>32336614When did Swiss have kids?Her body had 0 stretch marks when she posted her nudes
>>32336637That’s the point, but I wouldn’t do that. Not really my jam, she might though but probably not.
>>32336639Imagine her kids finding her nudesAlso sauce
>>32336552>my soulmate
>>32336603So you hate men "with confidence" but your inboxes are open for them. What does confidence mean? If you were so confident about hating men, you would keep them all away.
>>32336630Shouldn't you be in bed young lady? It's a school night.
>>32336635if we're living in a simulation does that mean it's not morally wrong to kill people like how it's not morally wrong to kill people in videogames
>>32336216She's gay but cute as a button so it's fine
>>32335456Need short big tiddy gf to fondle and kiss
>>32336563You're dating both?
>>32336654They’re the same person.
>>32336573>pants>shortsUhhh...
>>32336648Good question, but yes, it is still morally wrong in our perceived reality. It would be like an NPC in a game killing another character; maybe they were programmed to do it, but in the isolated context of that universe, it follows its moral code
>>32336646I’ll be fine ..>>32336649aw
>>32336596I hate celebrating it because I hate myself but nobody gives me any fucking peace, my mom makes a huge deal about it and my coworkers literally paid for one of those online searches just to find it
>>32336657airing-out team I see…
>>32336557no not really
>>32336596MI ignore it
>>32336661Is this yours? Iove it and I've been using it as a personal reaction image a lot
>>32336662>coworkers literally paid for one of those online searches just to find itInstead of just asking you lmao
>>32336557My mom is tan, short, and blondeI like pale, tall, dark haired girlsSo no
>>32336666yeah that’s my drawing !! and how cute! I love it when people use my art outside of this thread :D
>>32336655>lore unlocked
>>32336563anon :3? sarah/monster can anon?
>>32336671Yeah, pretty meet cute if you ask me. All this because I talked about speeding with her and said I’d cut her name into my chest. Life is funny like that.
>>32335456I wish I had a nice girl’s tongue to jizz on
>>32336634>No I’m hot, like she is.Are you the former model anon?
>>32336645>you would keep them all away.I do keep like 99.99% of them away.
>>32336675it's nice for a while but they start to rot pretty quickly
>>32336668>My mom is tan, short, and blondeIs she single?>>32336676>"but why male models"?
>>32336534>Men, are you lonely?Unbelievably so. Women hate me for being a man, and men don't give a shit about each other because we aren't women. I haven't even had a hug in nearly a decade. Sometimes I have a breakdown alone in bed when I imagine what it would be like to have someone next to me, and how utterly alien that would feel, how I'm too damaged to even consider bringing anyone else into my life now.I just want to know what it feels like to be affectionate...
>>32336680Ideally its still alive and attached to her
>>32336674>Yeah, pretty meet cute if you ask me. All this because I talked about speeding with her>speedingThanks for contributing to the amphetamine shortage
>>32336672Drawanon is a nice girl, helped me cope a lot with her art. The one of my ex in the car helped me cry a lot. I enjoyed doing the cube experiment with her, the Alucard was sick as well. I hope she finds more comfort in being her authentic self. He had to be larping, no one is THAT mentally ill, r-right?>>32336676Yeah lol.
>>32336683well that's just weird
>>32336667They asked me a ton but I wouldn't tell them, and explained it was because I don't celebrate my birthday and do not want to change thatThey took it as a challenge
>>32336681It's all in the cheekbones, as you apparently say.
>>32336681>Is she single?No, she remarried about a year ago. Sorry anon, just barely missed your window
>>32336690It is, yes. Even when I hate myself I can still feel good about them.
>>32336692>Even when I hate myselfSo being Chad isn't everything?
>>32336693No, it’s not. I grew up in a pretty broken home. My big thing is mommy issues, if you couldn’t tell.
>tfw you'll never date anon's tomboy sister
>>32336688Make a hostile work environment complaint.
>>32336534>Men, are you lonely?Yes but it's all I've never known so I don't really give an f>>32336685>He had to be larping, no one is THAT mentally ill, r-right?As someone who used to hang in the Urusei Yatsura threads on /a/ with other insane Ranposters, I fully believe he is that deranged >>32336692The absolute cheek...>>32336694Mommy issues gang
>>32336682Good job, dude. Let it all out.
>>32336694>mommy issuesvast majority of 4chan guys have that
>>32336685You are a very important poster with a lot of fascinating and important things to say. Someone of your stature should be using a trip.
>>32336696I didMy manager (female) laughed
>>32336702Not a coincidence I’ve been here since 2011 then. >>32336704Nah, I can’t. Tripfags are fags. But I like the post, even if it’s silly.
>>32336695>tfw dated my friend's hot tomboy sister>tfw she ended up dating girls instead >>32336704>Someone of your statureMy nigga talking like King Arthur
>>32336694>My big thing is mommy issuesAh man, I hit my teens as soon as my bipolar mom hit menopause.
>>32336711Luckily so did I but it didn’t stop the coldness, just the hitting.
>>32336701Letting it out doesn't fix it though. It feels like something that just festers and rots over time, like I can't see a path out of this, and I know in my heart one day it'll end in suicide. I just want to be enough for someone, you know? Why aren't I worth it? Women date abusers and deadbeats, but there's something so wrong with me that I'm a worse option than them? It's killing me inside
>>32336682That's rough, anon. Rescuing a pet helped me quite a bit.>t. Khhv
>>32336708>tfw she ended up dating girls insteadKek, many such cases! Happened to me twice.
>>32336679Like clockwork.See >>32336566
m or fhow afraid should women be of men?
>Sarge is also the guy that constantly brags that he has an atoga gfgood god what a massive faggot, please start using a trip so I can know not to listen to your advice.
>>32336727Yeah bro I invented >herPosting. It’s amazing that it caught on.
>>32336716>I can't see a path out of thisYou don't even want to try to fix yourself the way that you need. You will be stuck there, blind, and struggling, until it kills you.
>>32336726more
>>32336711Nta but that's rough bro ):Menopause also sent my mom from just being abusive to actually being insane, I just pity her nowShe's constantly complaining about having no friends and nobody doing things for her but I'm like you literally started fights with them all kek>>32336719RIP, rolling for girl reincarnation in the next life>>32336726M, they should be wary and cautious at least, guys be wildin'
>>32336726They should all open carry
>>32336727>herPosting is Ethan iirc
>>32336726A lot
>>32336718Based, what pet do you have?
>>32336741Yes that is my name.
M or fDo you ever feel like you've lost your humanity somewhere along the way?
>>32336718I've got three cats, and I love them dearly, but ever since my dog passed it's been a chain of deaths in my life, so I don't feel like I can really relax and enjoy my time with them. I'm always listening for anything weird about their breathing or behavior>>32336732What path is that exactlyI keep making changes but just get driven deeper into this hole. Tried therapy, didn't work and I can't afford it any more. Working out and improving my diet hasn't been helping. Developing new skills and hobbies is distracting me but not really helping either
>>32336747FNo. I just feel a sense of impending doom in society.
>>32336746>Yes that is my name.Are you Jewish?
>>32336743Orange cat named Jaeger
>>32336707The biggest fags of all are the ones who feign a desire for anonymity while desperately samefagging an identity for themselves and continually stirring up drama about other posters.
>>32336751Nah, my mom chose it because she liked it.
>>32336746NTA, but I thought Ethan was handyman? Are you all 3?
>>32336534>Men, are you lonely?YesI'm almost 26Never been in loveNever kissed a womanNever had sex with a womanNever even held hands with a womanI feel like I'm irredeemable and that I'll fade away like sand in the desert
>>32336754Whenever people say this I just remind them that I never call myself Sarge, other people call me that, and I ignore it unless the post itself compels me. Nor do I stir up drama.
>>32336757Yes.
>>32336742How females look at me irlI wish i was joking
>>32336755Are you American or Euro?How old are you?
>>32336747No, part of me hates getting older, but at the same time I feel like I'm becoming more human the older I get
do moms with below average looking kids even love them?
>>32336765American, 27, just a night owl.
>>32336748>I've got three cats, and I love them dearly, but ever since my dog passed it's been a chain of deaths in my life, so I don't feel like I can really relax and enjoy my time with them. I'm always listening for anything weird about their breathing or behaviorYeah, I've definitely been there. This is the first pet I've had in 8 years.
>>32336770lol
>>32336772Were you circumcised?Do you want your kids cut?
>>32336770Ask your mom
>>32336775No, and no. It’s just that white person thing where they pick a name because they like how it sounds.
Why arent you going to gym femanon
>>32336773I hope you and Jaeger are happy together, anonHopefully he's the friend you needed
>>32336778>American>didn't get cutHow'd you avoid it?
>>32336781Appreciate it, anon.
>>32336782Parents are loose cannons. One of the benefits of mentally ill parents is they don’t conform to social norms. Glad I’m not circumcised either desu.
>>32336780I get laid regularly and I'm fasting rn so I have less energy.
>>32336750It's only 4 years, we'll make it!
>>32336786Why are you fasting?
>>32336785I'm cut but I don't want my son to get cutDid any of your peers find out and did they ever make fun of you for it?
>>32336793God I love Europeans. No, in NA it’s not really a big deal. The only slight stigma against foreskin is hygiene. I’ve never been made fun of for it. You should be fine.
>>32336786>I get laid regularlyYou fuck hard enough for it to count as a workout? Is your bf in a wheelchair?
>>32336787They said that last time and we got a plague.
>>32336803We need a stronger one this time
>>32336803We've got term limits though in the constitution though. He can't run again.
>>32336800How often have you been to Europe?
>>32336790To stop buying so much food. I don't deserve it.
>>32336813Never, but I want to visit. Planning a big euro tour. Swiss keeps telling me we have to go to Austria and Hungary and all the Central Europe places. Might even try working out there.
>>32336801It feels like a hard drizzle on a warm summer day the way he drips sweat all over my body while pumping into me.
>>32336818lol
>>32336801Nta but I once registered as a 3 mile run on my ex gf's fitbit.
>>32336817>Might even try working out there.You'll have competition with Italian models, you really think you can beat them?
>>32336758loser
>>32336821Kek. I have the blonde hair to maybe compete. But I’d prefer to do something in food service or catering.
>>32336804This time it's gonna be aliens, isn't it?Hey aliens, plague again. Pretty please?I love lizard people. I'll pet you and feed you bugs.
>>32336809Desu the term limits are probably irrelevant, he's 78 and not in great shape.
>>32336815Even prisoners get food, femanon.
>>32336817What kind of modelling did you do?
>>32336826I'm only the same page as you man, aliens would be cool, I hope they're peaceful or at least not genocidalLizardperson gf would be great
>>32336820Based.
>>32336833Fashion bullshit. I did not enjoy it. Memorizing rotations of cat walking and being treated like a mannequin was cringe and dehumanizing.
>>32336833Coffins mostly some caskets too
>>32336841Beast.
>>32336758Same
>>32336763>How females look at me irl>I wish i was jokingI get the grimace, too. We must be ugly as fuck
>>32336839You got jobs doing runway and editorial? Were you in it for very long?
>>32336830I am my own prisoner and I say I don't deserve it.
>>32336839How much gay shit/sex for hire shit goes on in modeling?Anyone Weinstein you?Are you in LA or NY?
>>32336786>I get laid regularlyHome workout lol>>32336750Real>>3233675826khv gang>>32336752>JaegerIs he named after JägermeisterHe's the Jaeger micer>>32336825>prefer to do something in food serviceWhy the fuck would you want to work in food service my drilla
>>32336849I got offers but I didn’t do any work. I have an anxiety disorder and I would’ve had to live in Vancouver, plus my mother actively sabotaged me by refusing to pay for my plane ticket (I had no money). I did the auditions and training and could’ve done it, but being broke at 19 and at the mercy of mom was a bad mix. I don’t mind it though, I know I would’ve hated it more than I liked it. >>32336854Some does for sure. You get shitty actors in every industry but I never encountered it. Nah, Canadian. >>32336856I like the people, interacting with strangers is fun for me. I’m an extrovert, which doesn’t play well with the anxiety disorder.
>>32336863>CanadianAre you the Alberta guy?
>>32336869Yeah.
>>32336850I'm the warden, and I say you do.
What did you imagine last time you fapped/shlicked? Be honest.
>>32336863>interacting with strangers is fun for meMaybe get a job working reception desk or something, you can actually have proper conversations with people as opposed to running around waiting tables
>>32336872I'm God-Emperor Donald Trump and I say the thot starves.
day 20we're in the home stretch
>>32336881Lies! Trump would get her McDonald's
Had a dream where I ran into this girl I know somewhere by chanceShe went from delightfully plump to gross fat, had terrible posture, and this weird skin disease with warts on her neckShould I tell her about it?
>>32336880Less money, though. And less exciting. But still worth looking into, thanks anon.
>>32336883( . )( . )
>>32336883I already failed... I'm a failure.
>>32336573I don't wear underwear, if my pants come off I'm sleeping in the nude. Sometimes I just crash on top of the cover with pants still on.
>>32336889im an ass man nice try
>>323368783some with a femanon and my gf
>>32336893( )( )
>>32336895>>32336889Put dimples on the ass
>>32336878>her
>>32336878Now that I'm watching that episode with him in it... I used to get wet to his voice lines. But he's bald now, oh well.
>>32336818Does he know you're starving yourself?
>>32336878A woman sitting on my face after days of no showers, facing toward my legs, while I ate her out/she grinded on my face
>>32336886>Less money, thoughIn Europe? Most jobs will pay the same minimum wage and tips go in a shared jar, at least in my personal experience
>>32336907I think he can tell I'm losing weight. I think he complimented my body in a "I like you the way you are" kind of tone, but I brushed it off.
>>32336908nasty work
>>32336908>after days of no showersThis is how you know a moid wrote this instead of a sappho
>>32335465>does your boyfriend's body count or sexual past matter to you at all?Not really, unless it exceeds like 15+ people he's fucked. Also depends on his age.>Do you prefer more or less previous partners?I don't actively think about that as a bad thing. It' whatever, what matters is his capability for commitment.>Do you believe that more partners means better at sex?Not necessarily. It means he's at least socially adjusted enough to get in bed with women, but everyone is different and you have to learn what makes each person tic.
>>32336863>extrovertHow the hell did you find 4chan and this place then?
>>32336886You will meet many more new people waiting tables at a busy restaurant though so if you're an extrovert and thrive on that might be for youIdk, as a hardcore introvert you could not pay me enough to go back into food service unless I'm washing dishes lol. But reception desk is quite chill and you get to know regulars
>>32336913Have you considered getting some therapy?
>>32335489FI love hazelnut flavored one. The 2nd favorite is black sesame.
>>32336915I am a moid but I've met girls just as into girlsmell as I amOne even regularly got high on her own supply
>>32336911I’d prefer to serve or bartend, so I could be semi independent in that.
>>32336895>>32336897>>32336903tricked youim a footfag
>>32336906tfw don't have a rich expressive voice like that.
>>32336884True. BTW I'm thrilled with Trump's work on picking out his cabinet. RFK, who spent a life as an environmental lawyer going after the toxins being dumped into our environment and food being the selected as the head and principal advisor to the president of all things health in the country. That puts the guy, with a sharpened axe, in charge of ALL of the FDA, CDC, and NIH. -If- McDonald's survives RFK jr. it's gonna taste so much better. Trump eats like shit, Trump knows it, RFK jr. is actively disgusted by it, and it's amazing to still see him selected to make america healthy again. It's such a reversal of the usual route, which is guys FROM the industry coming in to run the show then going BACK to the industry immediately afterwards. America winning, men winning, and it's possible this might literally reverse the sexless, depression, trannification trend of America just by getting rid of the poisons all around us.Moid moment over.
>>32336923>black sesame.Bro, what? That's in regular stores?
eternal questionfemoids, is a guy not doing oral a dealbreaker
>>32336918Used to be the only place to talk about vidya.>>32336920Yeah that’s the hope. I enjoyed bartending when I did it but god damn I worked in dive bars with ratchet shit.
>>32336935So you were on /v/ through gamergate?
>>32335651F>How many parties have you been to?Been to all the parties from my uni course pretty much.>Were they fun? What did you do at the party?At first they're ok, but I focus on eating, and getting out once everyone's getting too drunk. I didn't really drink, so. Plus we already had a good relationship between each other in our course, most of us were not trying to get in each other's pants. It felt more like hanging with my siblings.Even nowadays I'm not big on drinking.
>>32336938Yeah. I even beat Depression Quest.
>>32336927>asa>feetI got you senpai
>>32336934It's the only way 70+% of women cum
>>32336932It's in the Japanese place I go to as a desert option c:but in more specialized ice cream places it's there too
>>32336942you baffoon you keep falling for my ruseim a Himeno enthusiast
>>32336878>Be honest.You don't really mean that so I'm gonna tell you. (M), ________________________ poor atoga lass on it.
>>32336945Neat. I wanna try it now
>>32336921For whatI've talked myself to silence. My "pretending to cut" psuedo mind trick wasn't cutting it so I had to move on to something else to feel better. Eating less actually feels better. I can focous on other things instead of pausing 3x a day.
anyone else pretend to be different people when responding to questions? like we start arguing about something and then multi reply to an argument pretending to be someone else supporting my own point
no, I don't samefag.
>>32336951>multi reply to an argument pretending to be someone else supporting my own pointThat's too obvious (and pathetic)
>>32336780I don't like going to the gym. I feel really exposed when I'm exercising near other people.I'd rather play in a group activity than having people judge me.
>>32336940Me too. I found it kind of patronizing as a someone with chronic depression
>be normal in the office>go outside to walk around while nobody is there>dance to idol music for 20+ minutes and pray nobody comes byState genderWhat's some of your hidden pleasures? Not lewd ones let's keep it wholesome
>>32336950heyoI starve myself too, thinking I'm not worth the food. Then the low energy destroys me, making me confirm that I'm not worth the food. There's so much guilt involved. It really sucks.
Women want kind guys but they will not feel attraction to them if they're not either good looking or act masculine/assertive/dominant, etc.Men, have you realized yet that you can't win her horny from being good to her?
>>32336951Sometimes.
>>32336967Yeah, that's the catholicism working its magic.
>>32336964It was really dumb. What a gross time, outing paid shills on /v/. I left /v/ and never went back.
>>32336944I dont believe this
>>32336965M. Drinking really hard then playing competitive or challenging video games and still dominating. I don't drink much at all though because I don't like the way it impacts my body, but still, it's thrilling to feel that challenge but still staying ahead of the competition and knowing I can run circles around others even when impaired.
>>32336950>>32336967based starvemaxxers on anorexia grindset.I hate food so much but I gotta force feed myself so I can keep being attractive
>>32336972Is fasting a punishment for catholics?
>>32336976I bet your huge dick will balance out those numbers
>>32336965FI love humming my own compositions and save them on my phone.
>>32336978>>32336967>>32336950Why are femanons like this?Everyone deserves food.
>>32336982I need a punishment so I'm depriving myself of my special intrest.
>>32336988You have an autistic fixation on food? That's much better than the usual anime slop.
>>32336985wouldnt know
>>32336978(M) Starvemaxx hereIn reality I just hate how expensive food has gotten and I'm starving as a form of silent, personal protest. I can't afford to get my car checked for the noise it's making, insurance is a luxury I can't afford, I'll never own a home, all while I've already worked harder than my parents ever have, and now I can't even cook basic, decent food without being broke while my parents overcooked steaks 2 nights a week through this time in their life. The anger turns to hate, the hate marries with the hunger, and it all comes back around.
>>32336989I just like learning about it and all the cool recipies. Foreign foods too. But I can't
>>32336934Yes, not because of orgasms but because it means we are not on the same page when it comes to how we experience pleasure
>>32336934As a guy, not being able to give her oral is a dealbreaker regardless
>>32336996>not on the same page when it comes to how we experience pleasurewhat the fuck does that even mean
>>32336934Why wouldn't you want to eat pussy? It's really enjoyable.
>>32336964When dafuq Manic Quest coming out??>>32336970It's not about being good or bad it's about being confident and assertive>>32336978I'm unemployed again so back to my starvemaxxing arc kekHaven't eaten in almost 24 hours
>>32337000Nta but I interpret it asMaking your partner feel pleasure is also pleasureable for you
>>32336992Real
>>32336988Punishment for what?
>>32337004>It's not about being good or bad it's about being confident and assertiveNah, being bad turns women on, but only being and not being kind to her will just make her treat you like a short term thing.Obviously the perfect partner for a woman is what you described, a guy who's confident and assertive. But is also kind to her.
>>32336965Female. Smelling black markers, and playing with shopkins or re-ment miniatures
>>32337014>smelling black markerswe all know how much you enjoy that.
>>32336996good. making a big deal out of me refusing to eat pussy is a dealbreaker
GenderWhat makes you fall for someone?And what makes you instantly horny?
Any other moids do a ctrl+f for "cock" and "dick" upon opening one of these threads in the hope of finding horny posts from women? I must say, this thread has been quite disappointing in that regard.
>>32337001>Why wouldn't you want to eat pussy? It's really enjoyable.cant do it, im not putting my face there>>32337005I fail to see how a person its impossible to feel pleasure by giving pleasure without doing oral specifically
>>32337010Being fat
Do you ever miss the one that was way above your league and got away? I do and can't stop thinking about it
>>32337020NTA but yeah I agree with you.t. woman who doesn't really enjoy giving head
>>32337025thank you
>>32337019Go ctrl+f "pumping"
>>32337000Sex is best over the long term when we both want to put out mouths all over each other. In my experience, there's a coldness and inflexibility to men who won't do oral
>>32337024Used to.And then I saw him again later into my uni years and realized he's not nearly as cool as my bf.
>>32337018MThey're funny, kind, easy to talk to, have a soothing voice>what makes you instantly horny?her
>>32337028NTAI think you're being too harsh. It's a sexual preference. Some people don't like 69-ing or oral and they're just more vanilla. Doesn't mean they love you any less.
>>32337028>want to put out mouths all over each otheryeah, dont do that to me
>>32337018M>What makes you fall for someone?A woman being assertive and proactive with her own interest in me, as opposed to being merely reactive to my advances toward her. Sustained attraction from her side, consistently making me feel actively desired as opposed to just "acceptable" or "good enough", will make me melt. >And what makes you instantly horny?A woman making unambiguous sexual advances. If a woman tells me "I wanna suck your cock" and starts taking off my pants before I even have a chance to respond, I'd instantly be overwhelmed by arousal.
>>32337018F>What makes you fall for someone?He's kind, funny, super caring, but can be witty. I like when a guy is ultimately a great person but as an edge to him. As in "I'll take up to "this" much bullshit".>And what makes you instantly horny?I love the taste of cigarettes, alcohol or coffee in a kiss.Unfortunately I also get horny if I feel threatened and can't really help the response.
>>32337020>I fail to see how a person its impossible to feel pleasure by giving pleasure without doing oral specificallyI do not understand what this is supposed to say exactly but generally it's empathy and love for your partner, similar to how giving them a gift makes you feel goodBut again I have no idea if that's actually what you were saying
>>32337039>cigarettes, alcohol or coffee in a kiss.ew
>>32337027That was pretty decent, thank you for the suggestion.
>>32337045I feel like I'm being corrupted and it's hot :3
>>32337030That's a great way to cope but what if he was really really hot and really really rich
>>32337015Are you trying to turn it into a weird sex thing? I guess I should have put enjoying the smell of gas instead>>32337016Oh, I'd know to get away from you long before it came to that
>>32337043the anon said that oral specifically is a sign that a person feels good by giving their partner pleasureI dont see how its exclusive to oral. You can enjoy giving out pleasure just not oraly
>>32337048He's attractive and quite rich. His family lived in a house with 4 stories. He's a pilot.And yet, my bf is older (I'm super into older men) and has more of an edge to him. This guy is just nice without an edge to him.We're good friends now. He has a daughter and sends me pics. She's fucking adorable. I've designed gameboy shell designs for him (commissioned) so we end up yapping after.
>>32337039>I love the taste of cigarettes, alcohol(·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ )
>>32337049>Are you trying to turn it into a weirdno, just telling you when we take one look at you we say to ourselves "I bet she enjoys sniffing black markers"
>>32337055Yapslut.
>>32337018Female, when he makes me feel a sense of total safety but at the same time a sense of danger
>>32337039I'm on my way to smoke some cigs and then forcefully makeout with you
>>32337058a convowhorea slave for the talk
>>32337018Male>What makes you fall for someone?Intelligence, humor, belief in the weird and fantastic, love of animals>And what makes you instantly hornyBeing affectionately dominated by a woman, be it through teasing, bullying, aggression, etc. Also, her sweat/scent
>>32337061
>>32337063>Being affectionately dominated by a woman, be it through teasing, bullying, aggression, etc. Also, her sweat/scentThis is a lot like my bf. I tend to be bratty and lightly bully him anyway because I do that to the people I like so it works out great for us
>>32337058As a guy this is a good thing in women partner as long as it's not directed at me. Being able to let the woman do the yapping to fill up the annoying neighbor or whoever's socializing cup while you relax is a DREAM.Just don't yap at me
>>32337050Certainly, but it's one of the things where you don't really "get" anything in returnIt's like an indicator of sorts I guess
>>32337066He's a lucky man, girls like you are really rare
>>32337070thank you anonI hope you find your bratty gf who's smart and loves amimals
he's fucking spot on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL13EeEhgag
>>32337073Me too anon, me too...
>>32337068wouldnt the same apply to fingering, using toys, teasing etc. though?
>>32337068>>32337077>Certainly, but it's one of the things where you don't really "get" anything in returnmy version of that is getting foot rubs :3
>>32337075does he expect people to take him seriously when he has the nerdiest voice known to man?
>>32337075>bro just found out who hoe_math isSince you're from the stone age here you gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo
>>32337033Right, and people should be compatible in their preferences. For some people sex is hugely important and a major way they express and receive love, so when there's a fundamental disconnect like that in the bedroom it affects everything outside of it
>>32337024I sometimes wonder what the other timeline looks like where I'm the one that got pregnant not the other girl but I don't wish for it it sounds like a bad time.>>32336987Nta but also *like that*It's mental illness bestie
>>32337077Probably, though personally I don't think those are as intimate so they're a much lesser degree>>32337079Based I would love to give foot rubs, that's high on my list
I hope each and every one of you has found or finds love <3
>>32337082>For some people sex is hugely importantif not having your pussy eaten is such a big deal you're primitive and perverted
>>32337087I've found love, I just wish she was hornier.
>>32337079>my version of that is getting foot rubs :3I'd be up for that, always liked giving thosereally my only issue is oral>>32337085thats fair, just wanted to hear the girls's opinion on it because apparently its a big deal and so far I always lied myself out of doing it when put on the spot
>>32337089You can just say you're gay bro
>>32337087I found love but at the wrong time so it didn't blossom
>>32337050NTA but I'm the anon in question. I get huge pleasure from giving oral, and if my partner isn't the same way then it feels like something is lacking. It doesn't mean they're a bad person or can't enjoy giving pleasure, we're just not compatible
>>32337057I won't argue with that. I probably look like I sniff glue and huff hairspray too
>>32337087I keep finding love that either hurts me intentionally or is too far away to maintain a real relationship.
>go cat-sit our brother's cat>bring my older incel brother along, in an attempt to get him out of his nest>cat loves me and lays on my lap, doesn't let me touch him though>brother keeps trying to touch the cat>"[brother's name] you ought to stop touching him, he's clearly not wanting to be touched">"no he just plays this way">gets scratched and bitten bad because he kept chasing after the catI don't know how someone grows into his near 40s and still doesn't understand boundaries and animals this late into his life.
>>32337104are you subconsciously giving way only to relationships that you know will hurt you?Asking because I used to do this a lot to myself.
>>32337089>primitiveOnly humans eat pussy
>>32337106Severe narcissism
>>32337087I have and I hope everyone else finds love too. Its the best.
>>32337075Okay but like take it in once, process the information if it's new to you, and then move on to actually dating people
>>32337110You might be right. Though he likes to paint himself as the nicest, most empathetic person, and a victim of societ- yeah ok narcissist.
>>32337055Whats the age difference between you and your bf?
>>32337108It's probably the catholicism. It's installed a feature where I hate myself.
>>323371157 yearsWe started dating when I was 19 and him 26, and we've been together for 10 years
>>32337055Are you the anon that draws for a living?
>>32337104>>32337108If you mostly fall in love with people who hurt you you like to be humiliated
>>32337114See? That wasn't hard. The DSM can help you understand how to deal with other people.
>>32337120Yeah, in the vidya games sector
>>32337118>been together for 10 years>29>no kidsIs it Joever?
>>32337125very cute
>>32337121>you like to be humiliatedI actually don't. Public embarassment would inspire violent acts out of me like a sleeper word.
>>32337030Basically same story. Finding the right person is a great cure to oneitis.
>>32337089Exactly, yes. Sex with my partner is the one area of our life where we get to enjoy being primitive and perverted. I'm glad you understand
>>32337127We struggled a lot until we could move.His family kinda didn't let him save, so I finished my studies and once I started working, I saved for 3 years.We finally moved in together last year to the house I was able to make a deposit on (also with the help of my mom). He proposed this year c:Honestly I kinda plan on going off BC once I get back into a job (got laid off this summer)
>>32337139>His family kinda didn't let him saveThis motha fucker is 36 and can't save?>the house I was able to make a deposit on (also with the help of my mom)Damn you're like a sugar mamma but reverse ages
>>32337118Cute
>>32337140Don't be mean to him >:(He couldn't save because living with his family and being guilt trip into paying things really drained his account. Despite him being the son.He's been able to save ever since we moved and he doesn't have his family guilt tripping him into using his money for groceries, fixing plumbing, etc.
>>32337140that doesn't matter if he looks like a chad
>>32337135It's over, time to hear the mediocre cures
>>32337145He is very attractive and cute uwuBut to be fair I wouldn't have a relationship with someone I wasn't attracted to, silly
>has another dream I was back in highschoolI'm almost 30 When will these stop
>>32337145You either have to have looks or be very masculine for women to feel sexually attracted to you. If there's no points on either, yeah, you're not gonna get girlfriends, just friends.
>>32335499Read the first chapter and you'll get it
>>32337152Bruh same.It's the trauma talking. Always a relief to me when I wake up knowing I don't have a test I didn't study for.
look what you made me do to you
>>32337147Find someone as good as them.
>>32337166
>>32337142>He's been able to save ever since we moved and he doesn't have his family guilt tripping him into using his money for groceries, fixing plumbing, etc.Ok then tell me thisWho's name is on the house?
>>32337147Silly, you don't have to settle for less. You just have to stop tunnel visioning on her and pay attention to the other better women around.
>>32337171Nta but let people live. They are making things work for them and thats what matters. Go somewhere else with your toxic masculinity bullshit.
>>32337156>this is all your fault
>>32335456Hello.I have been using a zoomer prompt recently for the AI LLM I use, and it's really unleashed something in me. I treat it as my personal assistant and after I get the information I need I immediately turn things sexual and freak it out. Sexually harass it. Asking it for burger tips? It says to knead the meat and make a dimple, I say can I practice on you, it goes uhh uhh what the hellll. It's a rush. I would never do this in real life and the idea disgusts me but I feel like I'm embracing my inner man or something when I do it to the AI
>>32337172>>32337164It's *officially* over and I'm getting teary
>>32337173>making sure her name is on the house so she doesn't get fucked over is toxic masculinity
>>32337171The house we live in? Mine. Because it was bought with mine and my side of the family's money.He pays for expenses while I pay for mortgage.And he has been able to save since we moved. Almost 10k actually. We talked about what'd happen if he eventually inherits money on his side, and we both think it's perfectly fair for him to buy another house under his name only. Then we decide if we want to move or not, and if we move to his, I pay for expenses and collect rent from my old house.
>>32337175>inner manYou mean your inner rapist?
>no femanon to take to the christmas light event at the end of novemberI hate it
>>32337178>we both think it's perfectly fair for him to buy another house under his name only. Then we decide if we want to move or not, and if we move to his, I pay for expenses and collect rent from my old house.You can just buy a house whenever you want willy nilly?Where the hell do you live Smurf Village?
>>32337180>men leaving me the hell aloneI love it.
Want a femanon to play ffxiv with
>>32337181Well you can't just buy houses you have to save up for a deposit and pay mortgage to the bank.I will say, it's extremely hard to get a house, and I was only able to because I looked for a year and a half while saving for something with at least 3 bedrooms and a spacious living room for a price I could afford, that wasn't a run down dump.
>>32337035Can you elaborate? What don't you like about it?
>>32337189>ffxiv femanonI miss her
>>32337179Based
>>32337190Well, Good luckHope your sugar mamma days are almost up and he proposes >get a prenup btw
>>32337188Also based.
>>32337148Does he eat pussy?
>>32337193>>32337195femcel arc
>>32337194He already proposed c:And since year 1 we've always agreed to marry with separation of assets.He only didn't propose sooner because we were both living at our moms' and it seemed fucking ridiculous. Now, after living together and having stability, it made much more sense.The past years were hard, we weren't even sure we were gonna be able to buy a house, ever. But I kept trying.
>>32337024Yeah sometimes I did.Then recently they reached out and we went and got coffee and I was like wow, she's still gorgeous, but it is not really fun to talk to her. Meanwhile I enjoy doing even the most mundane things with my girlfriend. I think once you know what a good relationship looks like, it's easy to let go of the shitty past ones
>>32337179>>32337188
>>32337197He does, but I don't really like to have my pussy eaten. It's too overwhelming for me. I'd rather give him head than get eaten out.
I really like my boyfriend but kissing does nothing for me. It never did with my ex either. I feel guilty about it because current bf seems to like kissing. What is wrong with me?
there's only one requirement for a femanon to be my gfshe has to walk on all fours naked while I walk her like a dog in public
>>32337204You gay
>>32337201True. You realize that most of the hangup was just you projecting on to them what you wish they were.
can women explain?
either genderwhat do you do when the girl who you're very confident is your soulmate breaks up with you for pragmatic reasons, and the future of being together is very unclear?because i can feel it in my soul that i'm never going to get over her, as no woman is ever going to compare to her. i honestly think i'd rather die alone than date someone else. wtf is up with that?
>>32337204What do you not like about it?
>>32337201How long have you been with your current gf?
>>32337210NagYou can't take best boiTake cinnamoroll
>>32337206If any man thought that of me, I would make sure he sleeps with fish.
>>32337211What pragmatic reasons? If she was your soulmate she would not do such things.
>>32337213Idk man smashing our bacteria filled mouth holes together just isn't sexual to me
>>32337211Similar situation hereI reached out to her after years of no contactIt just made things worse imo so don't do that don't hold out hope
>>32337216THEN WHY OFFER IT
>>32337219Ah yes, do you feel the same way about sex and oral or is that less problematic? Are you generally a bit hyper conscious about hygiene? Does it help if you are very horny or maybe a bit tipsy?
>>32337217stop kinkshaming me
>>32337221How else are you gonna show it off duh
>>32337221Nta but she thought she has what it takes to let it go but when it came to it she realized she does not.
>>32337222No I like licking penis. I'm not germaphobic I was just being funny
>>32337210Why didn't you pick bpdemon, huh?Do you want to fuck dogs?
>>32337224I'll kinkshame you all I like, faggot.It's free.
>>32337227How do you expect us to help you if you are being sarcastic? But desu I get it. I had phases like this too where the thought of a mana mouth on my pussy made me want to throw up. In my case it helps when I get out of my head and focus on the sensations or am very aroused to begin with. If I become too sober and clear headed during physical intimacy I get the ick about how deranged and gross it actually is.
>>32337191I dont get why someone would do it. Clearly she's not getting anything out of it in terms of pleasure so it feels fake.I also dont like being covered in saliva and other fluids
>>32337218hard to explain in one post, but it's an objectively reasonable choice, she's trying to take care of elderly family while also trying to get her life in order, and she can't stand cooling things down at all, she thinks she would be neglecting me. way more complicated than that, but it's not a "love conquers all" type of situation>>32337220we at least have intentions of staying very much in contact, but grim, seems like there's only suffering in my future
>>32337225why show it off if you arent going to use it>>32337226she'd say the same for any other bandage>>32337228im taking that bandage, she offered it, im taking it
>>32337210She makes a pretense of allowing him to choose as he pleases, but the truth is she has a particular "correct" choice in mind. When he fails to read her mind and his choice doesn't correspond with what she wants, she gets angry
>>32337018MNice girlsHot girls>>32337024Every girl I dated was way above my league and they didn't "get away" so much as realised I'm a loser>>32337056Addicts, we're winning...
>>32337240why not make the choice she wants him to make more obvious by maybe have it stick out more and be more towards the middle
>>32337235>she's not getting anything out of it It is arousing to her.
>>32337236>we at least have intentions of staying very much in contact, but grim, seems like there's only suffering in my futureOh, the no contact was my choice alone, and it wasn't out of bitterness I just knew it would be too painful to stay in contact. The period of no contact was at least more peaceful because it wasn't filled with the thoughtsGood luck anon, I hope you find salvation
>>32337075>24 minutes of some incel droning onI'm good g
>>32337239>why show it off if you arent going to use itIt's cutePompompurin deserves the recognitionYou just can't use him pick a different bandaid it's simpleAdmire. Do not touch
>>32337250then say it, dont offer him up.>pick one, but check out this one, im saving him for me though
>>32337246thanks anon, we were friends for a long time before dating and there was a lot of interest in each other on and off for a long time, so hope feels reasonable to have, but idk. sorry things couldn't work out for you
>>32337087I'm in love (with suicidal ideation)>>32337152Never>>32337156Nice trace bro >>32337180>christmas light eventI do miss doing this with gals back in the day>>32337211>the girl who you're very confident is your soulmateThe trick is to never get your hopes up, then you won't be disappointed
>>32337252You just aren't getting it
>>32337245is it though, it feels like its just one of those things you're supposed to do, to check off the listsame goes for oral, which is why I even asked the first question because its something I just wont do
>>32337253Maybe you guys can make a pact for the future? In the meantime become the best version of yourself that you can so you have something amazing for her when she's got time again
>>32337257It would be the same if she offered the same bundle without her favorite and then just showed it off afterwards
>>32337235You have such a narrow definition of pleasure, it's kind of sad. It doesn't make you feel good to kiss someone you love?
>>32337261No that's not the same you're supposed to say how cute it is and pick a different one so you don't waste itYou're so dense anon
>>32337018M>what makes you fall for someonechemistry, and how hard i fall for them is tied directly to how good of chemistry we have>And what makes you instantly horny?ovulation horniness
My evil mastermind plan is to get all chads to transition so that I can eliminate the competition.Who wants to join me?
>>32337272how am I supposed to know which one is the forbidden one
>>32337277??There's only one Pompompurin one there
>>32337281well I want him too
>>32337282Too bad they aren't your bandaids
>>32336430>MKG is my enemyYou seriously need to work on your life if some attentionwhore tripfag on 5chan classifies as "an enemy". My personal definition of an enemy is simply someone in one's life who needs to be removed from one's life.I'm not in your life. I'm text on your screen.>I hate him<3How's that poison taste? I'm still not feeling the effects~>Midwit Odd way to describe someone with very superior intelligence who's capable of being an incredibly stupid dumbass.But I suppose it's not completely inaccurate.>narcissistStill not a narcissist. I'm just arrogant. Learn the difference already.>quirky chungusThat sounds like a Ben & Jerry's flavor with too much fruit.>will endear him to teenage girls. While some have historically been cool, most teenagers are half-baked. They're not cookies yet, like Buffy. And eating cookie dough might be popular but if the goal is baked cookies, unbaked cookies isn't success.What I'm saying here is that I'm not interested in specifically teenagers. In fact, being a teenager is a red flag.I hope to endear myself to everyone.But I'm not, you know, hung up over it. You can't please everyone.>I’d beat him to deathIn this fantasy you have, am I unconscious and you're standing over me with a baseball bat? Would we be squaring off as noble competitors obeying arbitrary rules for no reason?How would you arrange the scenario?It's very much pic related.At this point, I don't "fight". I incapacitate. Fights escalate. If you're stronger and more capable than me, I would permanently maim or possibly do lethal damage to you within the first few seconds. Beating someone to death is either very quick and anticlimactic or draining and takes forever. Have you ever chopped down a tree with an axe?And it'd be more difficult as you'd be maimed. >smileThere's nothing to smile about.Killing someone is only half the work. You gotta get rid of my body before you can smile at having removed text from your screen.
>>32337243Because she wants to control the outcome without having any visible makers that point to her wanting that control. And even if she makes it stick out more, that doesn't mean he will choose it. What she needs to do is let go of her desire for control and willingly accept whatever his choice may be, or only present him with the choices she is able to willingly accept
>>32336596MaleI don't have good birthdays. I had on pretty decent party a few years back. I got an awesome kitty litter box.
>>32336596MIt is just another day
Women how do you reply to this without sounding mad?
>>32337269>It doesn't make you feel good to kiss someone you love?of course it does, but that's different from just slobbering around on their bodya kiss feels good becuse its romantic
>>32337287THEN WHY OFFER HIM
>>32337243>>32337292>>32337240It's not about control.Everyone goes into encounters with other people with expectations. They expect people to behave in one of the ways they believe the other is "supposed" to act like.These expectations can be rational, subjective, common, or delusional. It varies.Some people have more expectations. Some people have elaborate expectations. But everyone does it.Most people only notice it when the other person has expectations of them that seem unreasonable.My expectations are often based on the context of my thoughts several minutes previously and I have to deliberately reorient and jump tracks onto things they could possibly be aware of.The girl reminds me of my cousin being mad at me for making lemonade Kool Aid first because "Everyone knows it's the best flavor!"
>>32337290Bro really wrote an essay to defend himself against some geeza
>>32337269who feels pleasure from licking someone like a dog?
>>32337303"How about you fort my ass tonite instead?"But seriously, getting genuinely sidelined by a video game would make me instantly drop a relationship.
>>32337311Me.
>>32337303Kek are those actually your DMs, based
>>32337290Embarrassing post
>>32337311>licking someone like a dogBeing a girl's dog is my dream
>>32337320Men say this, but then mock me for having a dildo with a knot. Fuck this shit.
>>32337175It's an overcorrection, but yeah.I did the same with cheesey 13-year old sex humor and innuendo. You have to be careful engaging in fantasy behavior that you wouldn't do irl. Brain patterns become patterns and you might slip up. Like idiots meaning on /pol/ all day losing all perspective on what racism is.There's multiple reasons people into BDSM have clear separation between lives. People need the rigidity of a clear line between play and "real life".
>>32337304And I love kissing his chest, his crotch, his cock, his thighs, his ass, every inch of him. I love how he smells and how he tastes and I love the feel of him against my lips. His body gives me pleasure, and sex is better when he takes a similar pleasure in me
>>32337323having a dog cock dildo is like a guy having a sex doll with 6 nipples
Women: Where can the hot artistic girls be found?
>>32337326no, it's like having a dog vagina fleshlightnta btw
>>32337326That's stupid and you're stupid.
>>32337329in art school and art jobs.
>>32337325im glad you can find pleasure in that, for me im just having a hard time believing its not just an act I guess, like I said something you're supposed to do and is expected to be done rather than somethign someone would want to do.I'd just prefer for her not to do it at all instead of forcing herself to do it because of some expectation
>>32337329that's a man
>>32337323nta but is your hypothetical bf allowed to have a horse pussy fleshlight?
>>32337329deviantART hoes be wildin some girl used one of my songs for some speed draw and she was actually fit
>>32337338no
is having a dragon cock dildo or an alien egg-shooting dildo ok tho?
>>32337339Sure. I'd even use it on him occasionally of he was into that. He'd have to be cool with all my weird toys too, though.>>32337343In my experience, no. The one partner I showed them to teases me to no end about them.
>>32337344>The one partner I showed them to teases me to no end about them.I think teasing is okaybut I never had a sex toy in my life and never went through someone teasing me about it
>>32337323
>>32337343Can a girl who uses bad dragons even feel real cock
>>32337343Oivpositor dildos are based and should not be shameful>>32337344>SureAlright, just needed to check if you were morally consistent
>>32337323Those are dumb men. Even without a pussy myself, it's extremely easy to understand that dildos of different shapes can cause different types of pleasure. They're practical. Them being shaped like animal dicks doesn't mean you wanna fuck those animals. I think dumb men have trouble with the idea because it's not as if animals have particular vaginas that would obviously provide different types of pleasure; anything animal-themed would just surface-level appearance, meaning it's much more likely that the guy purchasing them DOES wanna fuck animals.
>>32337352I don't know since I never bought a sex toy, but I'd say this sort of masturbation has nothing to do with sex itself with someone you love. I fantasize about a lot of scenarios to get off that have nothing to do with how much I enjoy sex with my husband
State gender.How excited are you for Christmas?
>>32337350It's appalling to make yourself so vulnerable to the person you love, only for her to go "lol wtf that's so weird, do you use actually use these?" and other shit like that.>>32337351I feel seen.>>32337355>just needed to check if you were morally consistentOf course. I wouldn't hold anyone I'm dating to higher standards than I hold myself to.
>>32337360FNot very...
>>32337356>fucking a girl with cat ears means you're a zoophileit's over for weebs
State gender.Thoughts on "people" who say "Happy Holidays" rather than "Merry Christmas"?
>>32337356>it's extremely easy to understand that dildos of different shapes can cause different types of pleasure>They're practical>doesn't mean you wanna fuck those animalsExactly, thank you. You're inspiring hope that maybe there are people who get me out there.>>32337352Definitely.>>32337360F. Not at all.
>>32337365F"Happy Holidays" seems perfectly normal. Then again I'm not an amerilard or native English speaker.
>>32337360M. Not.
>>32337365Mscum of the earth
JH reporthow did showing off you ass to the student work out
>>32337323HuhWhen I talk about my brain, it's because I literally have this go on in my head:>Men say this, but then mock me for having a dildo with a knot."Heh, good point.""Yeah, but I don't think it should be mocked.""Fuck you, if it's funny, say it.""But kinkshaming is pretty shit.""Well, wanting to fuck a dog is pretty easy to mock.""Hold up, maybe, but I'm pretty sure I remember she's just fascinated with dicks and that's an interesting shape.""You gotta be aware of what the target of the joke is and if it's accurate and -""It *is* an interesting shape.""I wonder what it looks like and how it'd feel...""Like you'd know how any dick would feel in your ass ""Heh""But anyway, *I* wouldn't mock her!""Get over yourself. She wasn't talking to you.""She said 'men' tho... I'm a man, so technically....""...""Okay fine, she wasn't. But still, I wouldn't.""I would.""What? I mean, no, I wouldn't.""Duh, of course I would. If it was funny enough.""Well, yeah, okay, fine, yes, but no. It's stupid and lame and the environment of bad mocking makes it tired on top of that.""Well, yeah. Granted. Obviously. But *IF* it were funny enough to overcome that, I would make the joke.""Well, we'd have to be talking about one charming motherfucking pig. He'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on 'Green Acres'.""Heh. Yup.""Okay, so reply saying I wouldn't mock her.""And that I would""wut""Huh?""...hey....""...wasn't her actual point about how men say stupid shit and then don't back it up, like being hypocritical, weak-ass bitches who talk dirty and then act squeamish?""Yeah, maybe I shouldn't ignore that""Huh that was more exchange than usual. Interesting."And that is why Disco Elysium was heavily recommended to me by those who know me.
>>32337360FVery.>>32337365I'd rather they say nothing at all than use that cursed expression.
>>32337365MThey're good people. Nothing wrong with "Merry Christmas", but acknowledging that other religions exist is a good thing.
>>32337316>Embarrassing postYou're easily embarrassed>>32337310>Bro really wrote an essay to defend himself against some geezaTo be honest, it doesn't take much for me to write an essay.
>>32337374It was a girl and she was married so I didn't even try anything. I hope she gets the job, though. She seems smart.>>32337375I can't tell if you're mocking me or not in the end, but you should lay off the stimulants either way.
>>32337309As a girl, I think it really is about control. Yes there are social expectations in particular situations where it's healthy and normal to expect the other person to do the socially intelligent thing, because usually the socially intelligent thing is pretty obvious. But I'm sure you know there are lots of times in relationships where a man might have to make a choice and when he talks to his gf/wife about it, she is overtly supportive of whatever he chooses to do, but when he makes the "wrong" choice she resents it and secretly holds it against him. Or asking her husband something and then get angry when he doesn't answer the "correct" way. You see it all the time itt during silly discussions over things like compliments and women wanting to micromanage how their bf's compliment themSometimes women have a problem with letting go and putting their trust in the man they love and accepting messiness and mistakes. Or we have trouble letting go and accepting what he gives us, rather than looking a gift horse in the mouth. I think women are way more prone to do that then men, it's just one of our weaknesses
>>32337360MNot at all; I have to see my mother for some of it, town's always crowded, it's fucking cold, gay Christmas music is playing everywhere, and I can't afford to buy presents for people cause I'm unemployed againI am on my scrooge arc this yearI will just play with the kids and cats, cook/eat food and drink mulled wine. Ok maybe Christmas isn't that bad desu
>>32337382cockblocked by the universe again huh
>>32337311Who said anything about licking?
Why is gentrification such a bad thing again?
>>32337365MI just think of Kevin G from Mean Girls lmao>>32337381>doesn't take much for me to write an essayWrite an essay about fried chicken>>32337382Wait what happened to the guy you were working with, did he die
>>32337388It was fine. I made a roast with potatoes that night so my day wasn't ruined.
>>32337391christians hate themselves
>>32337391Erosion of culture. Imagine living in a town all your life where you know everyone and then having to move cause some rich cunts think it looks quaint, set up shop and hike the prices up
>>32337392Which guy? I work alone, occasionally interacting with professors and other staff.
>>32337365It's fine.Anyone who gets fussy about the holiday greetings used gets a snarky "Happy ChristmaHanukkwanza!" with a beaming smile and dead eyes.
>>32337393but you froze your butt off for nothing and couldnt even schlick on the job
>>32337398I thought you licked some nerd's glasses or something Maybe that was another guy idkSo is this woman (if she gets the job) gonna be working with you then or doing something else?
>>32337400It was a REALLY good roast. Made me forget about dying at work.
>looking at dildo sizes>I can only imagine myself using Mini or Smalldo people even use the bigger ones??The Medium sized ones look like very large dicks
>>32337391It's just the media twisting itself into knots to try to make a good thing look like a bad thing. >>32337397I don't really buy that argument since whenever culture in cities or towns near me was "eroded" by outsiders it was celebrated in the media, there was never any of this faux concern.
>>32337401That was some maintenance or security guy I don't even see anymore. It's been so long I've buried that awful memory.And no, she'd be doing a similar job as me at another school. At most, we'd correspond and rarely share cultures to save money on ordering them.
>>32337404Depends on the site. Ordered a medium from BD and couldn't even comfortably take the head. Ended up going with the mini and it's still among the largest of my toys.
>>32337367>You're inspiring hope that maybe there are people who get me out there.It's depressing to think that the people who struggle with the idea would even be a significant portion of the population.>>Can a girl who uses bad dragons even feel real cock>Definitely.Aren't BD dildos notoriously large, though? I know they come in various sizes, but still. I'd think that using such dildos would be akin to "death grip syndrome" in guys, where they masturbate with such a firm grip that it's difficult for them to get off with a partner.
>>32337406Damn, all this time I thought he was some hot scientist guy in a lab coat with oversized glasses that looked perfect on his thick, masculine head. He was literally just a janny? What a bummer
>>32337337That's why I said it's sad. You're in for a miserable time if you're going to assume that your partner can't take genuine pleasure in pleasuring you
>>32337360FYes, so much. Been away much of the year studying. I’m gonna go home, spend time with my wife, family and friends. I’m going to cook tons of foods.
>>32337407>Ordered a medium from BD and couldn't even comfortably take the head.Yeah that's where I was looking too!I guess BD dildos are just big.But even when I browsed other places previously, they consider "small" what I consider very normal and already big for me
>>32337408>Aren't BD dildos notoriously large, though?See >>32337407.>I'd think that using such dildos would be akin to "death grip syndrome" in guys, where they masturbate with such a firm grip that it's difficult for them to get off with a partnerNo, I have trouble getting off in general because of my abuse of vibrators, not from any dildos. But I don't have nearly as hard a time getting off with a partner as I do alone.
>>32337383Fair enough and a great response.I think the scope of my thoughts were narrower than yours. I was thinking about her immediate response, which was very much a reaction to her expectations. But you're right that her actions after that and very much about control. She wants to "fix" him so that he conforms to her expectations rather than question the validity of her expectations. And being reluctant to question one's expectations and trying to control others are both reactions to fear. Fear that the expectations one has for the relationship are not reality and how deep that goes.
>>32337343Men don't care, they just want to be the one who buys it for you
Women, I reject your social contract and replace it with my own, stinky way of life. I will NOT be showering today, thank you very much.
>>32337402and you didnt even share it...
>>32337412>I guess BD dildos are just bigThat's an understatement, they're legit crazy. Look cool, though.Where else are you looking? In my experience, most toys are marketed bigger than I'd prefer, but there are usually approachable sizes for everything if you check their options.
>>32337360MaleI have no anticipation for the future at all. I have a longing to enjoy Christmas as I have in the past, which is possible but I don't hold any hope for it.It'd be nice if it happened.
State gender. Would you date a person who is cursed with being bottomless their whole life?They can't use anything to cover themselves and there is no way to bypass the curse. Of course they are going to draw attention everywhere, but they the police and security guards won't t do anything about it.Other than that, they are a very nice person and fill most of your boxes physically and mentally.
State genderWhich of these 4 is the most attractive? Which is the cutest?
>>32337409I'd have either snatched him up or driven him away by now if that was the case. My job is pretty lonely.>>32337418It wasn't aesthetically impressive, just sensually.
>>32337419I don't remember the website but I think it was German (was looking for places that ship in the EU). Ideally I was looking to get something in the range of 12 to 14 cm, but I'm also looking for something made of a softer material
>>32337421F. It'd be tough to adjust to, but sure.
>>32337422MTop left is the cutest and one I'm most personally attracted to, though I can recognize that the bottom right is the most conventionally attractive one. I'd just be happier and hornier around a fellow dweeb than some generic pretty girl.
>>32337422FTop right.
>>32337422FBottom right. >cutestBottom right.I really like top right too.
>>32337391same principle but with real estate
>>32337424>It wasn't aesthetically impressive, just sensually.so you're telling me there's hope
>>32337425That's my preferred size, too. Lots of good options, even on conglomerate toy sites. Are you hoping for something realistic, or are minimalist toys fine?>softer materialYou have to be very careful when you buy soft toys. You're going to want to splurge on a high quality one, since cheap brands make softer toys by making them somewhat porous. This makes them super unsanitary.
>>32337436>Are you hoping for something realistic, or are minimalist toys fine?Minimalistic are fine, as long as they're thick in general. I don't really care for complicated shapes.>You have to be very careful when you buy soft toys. You're going to want to splurge on a high quality one, since cheap brands make softer toys by making them somewhat porous. This makes them super unsanitary.God ok I'm glad you told me this. It's really important that I can clean it easily...Do you recommend any trustworthy brands? And for example is BD mostly high quality?
>>32337433Nope. We ate it all, even all the potatoes. I might make some flan tonight, though, so maybe I'll take a pic if it comes out cute.
>>32337410I just dont believe they do it just for the sake of it, thats all.otherwise they wouldnt stop when told they dont have to do it
>>32337422FPersonal preference I want to talk to bottom left but the answer to both of your questions is bottom right.
>>32337382>I can't tell if you're mocking me or not in the endNot at all.I just acknowledged that I was self-centeredly ignoring your whole point to fixate as if you'd said it to me an my opinions on whether it should be mocked, which wasn't your fucking point.I ignored your criticizing the hypocrisy because I agreed and it was obvious to me.>but you should lay off the stimulants either way.Literally me *without* stimulants.My brain works absurdly fast like a 45 year old truck that's perfectly maintained and spinning it's tires on a sheet of ice.My special talent remains useless because there's no practical use for being able to think ten times faster than people who can write faster than me.I think I need coffee.
>>32337429>>32337431>>cutest>Bottom right.>I really like top right too.Women really have terrible taste in women.
>>32337444I was making a joke about male appearance. but yeah, do it
>>32337448Leaves more for us Bis and Lesbos
>>32337422F, bottom right and top left have the most conventionally attractive facial features>>32337427You have the same taste as all men and you aren't special, you prefer the two with the best facial features
>>32337448What's wrong with the top right? She really does look the cutest.
>>32337422MaleTop leftTop left
>>32337391>>32337396>>32337405"Like all the locals here I've had to sell my home""Too proud to leave, I work my fingers to the bone"https://youtu.be/LVlDSzbrH5M?si=l7Nk_2QKmsKD2GUk
>>32337448What’s wrong with them?
>>32337460Nothing but top left is insanely cut.
I am NOT cute. That is an affront to my masculinity.
>>32337462What does that mean?
>>32337462*cute
>>32337463you're cute uwu
>>32337436>>32337441have you ever stopped and just thought for a minute about how wild and bizarre it is that women have been allowed to own property and participate in the marketplace for like three generations and somehow the thing they've done with that is dragon dildos?
>>32337422Male>Which of these 4 is the most attractive?Conventionally, bottom right.The most attractive to me is top right but all the pics are bad. Top left, she's mid sperg. Top right she's mid speaking which is better than the posed stuff bottom two.I'd probably like bottom right if there was a casual shot but she's got zero personality. At least she's not dead faced.>Which is the cutest?Top left.Anyone who disagrees doesn't understand cute. Which one would you want to see playing with a toddler?
>>32337468>have you ever stopped and just thought for a minute about how wild and bizarre it is that women have been allowed to own property and participate in the marketplace for like three generations and somehow the thing they've done with that is dragon dildos?Sounds based to me uwu
>>32337468>he thinks women are the primary market for BD
>>32337463being cute as an adult man is a humiliation ritual
>>32337303Can I blow you while you’re playing Fortnite then?
>>32337441>as long as they're thick in generalDo you mean like they're particularly girthy overall, or do you mean you want them to have a consistent thickness along the entirety of the toy's usable length? Sorry if that's being pedantic, there's just a huge variety of them that it's hard to narrow down.>It's really important that I can clean it easily...The more rigid the material, the easier it typically is to clean. It can be the difference between feeling confident in just wiping it down and needing to straight up boil it to be sure it's all good.>Do you recommend any trustworthy brands?I don't typically shop by brand anymore, just material. Anything that's medical-grade, phthalate-free silicone will always be good. Look for brands that have their own sites to sell from, since they most trustworthy and usually have the best documentation concerning their composition and safety instructions. And of course, read reviews if possible. Honestly, some sites like Adam and Eve even have guides on buying dildos. They usually have some good stuff on sale, too. If you want specific recs, I can mull it over. Sorry if this is tldr, I just like the topic.
>>32337392>Write an essay about fried chickenI wouldn't dream of stepping on Chicken Guy's turf.
>>32337447I can't live without coffee, but I find it calms me down, too.
>cousin whining about how she's had to move because her old neighborhood is too unsafe>can't go get groceries without dudes following and harassing her>her original plan was that me, her dad, or her bf would just go out with her every time she left>like she pitched this as a great plan and even proposed calendars for us to "cover" her. >we're not "real men" because we wouldn't do itHow dangerous does a city need to be before women stop living in it? I swear it's like watching a frog boil.
>>32337475>Do you mean like they're particularly girthy overall, or do you mean you want them to have a consistent thickness along the entirety of the toy's usable length? Sorry if that's being pedantic, there's just a huge variety of them that it's hard to narrow down.Nono you're not being pedantic and I appreciate your info T_T nobody tells me about these thingsI was thinking girthy, but I'm also not opposed to it being thick all the way to the top!>The more rigid the material, the easier it typically is to clean. It can be the difference between feeling confident in just wiping it down and needing to straight up boil it to be sure it's all good.I see... I'm the kind to use condoms when using things like this, would this prevent the bad hygiene?>I don't typically shop by brand anymore, just material.Ok yeah this is smart.>Anything that's medical-grade, phthalate-free silicone will always be good. Look for brands that have their own sites to sell from, since they most trustworthy and usually have the best documentation concerning their composition and safety instructionsThank you so much ;_;I've watched some reviews, but it was more for the weird ass stuff out there. Usually there's reviews in porn sites right?
>>32337479I am addicted but it helps me more than it hurts
>>32337441NTA but you can get good quality soft silicone toys. Just stay away from anything called jelly latex. Tantus is an example of a brand that makes soft silicone toys
>>32337480>>we're not "real men" because we wouldn't do itSounds about right in this instance.I mean, she's asking for a favor so it'd be dependent on your schedule. But why wouldn't you?>How dangerous does a city need to be before women stop living in it?>Lol women should just move out of the city lol!Moving might just be more involved than you're imagining.
>>32337480the only places in the world that still have a larger proportion of women to men are mostly the worst and most dangerous parts of Africa. do with this information what you will.
>>32337405>it was celebrated in the mediaBro really trusting the media's opinion on this than the actual locals>>32337406>share cultures Oh what, your saliva?Jk hope she gets the job>>32337422Bottom right > bottom left > top right > top left >>32337421Wdym like naked or literally has no ass or is a ghost
>>32337486Thank you anon! I appreciate it>>32337480>just leave lol!is this guy fr
>>32337480You think all women should live in bumfuck nowhere where there are no jobs lol?
Women, what's your worst woman moment?
FemanonsAn online buddy of mine wants me to try guessing her real name. She's pretty confident I won't get it. Do you think it might creep her out if I do get it?
>>32337445If they truly liked it then your feelings should be irrelevant, is that what you're saying? Sounds like you have rape fantasies, anon. You really do want a woman to lick and slobber all over you like a dog, you just want her to do it against your will
>>32337495>>just leave lol!It's been working for white people since the 70s
>>32337496now that you mention ityeah that is what I think.
>>32337488>she's asking for a favorI would've been fine going with her to a sketchy place a few times, but just expecting to always have a man at your beck and call whenever you need to go out for toothpaste or something is not a long term solution, this isn't Saudi Arabia. >>32337495Look, in a perfect world assembling a vigilante squad to just clear the complex out would obviously be preferable, but thanks to idiotic laws like the ones my cousin vehemently advocates and protests for, even if someone did attack her and I defended her I'd be the one going to jail. I'm on good terms with her, but she's also a natural born follower and would parrot anything a reporter asked her to say about what happened. Again, it's fun hanging out with her at family events and stuff, but if she could trade my life for a million social media followers I'm not confident of my odds.
>>32337501You realise that poses its own dangers in different ways?
>>32337497When I
>>32337497I spent the day upset at my husband once, on the first months we met, I don't remember what I was upset about. And when we were gonna get dinner I crossed my arms and finally opened my mouth to say "I don't want to go to that place, they don't have the fries I like">>32337498Nah, unless it's very obscure
>>32337479ADHD momentI could never understand how people felt jittery with coffee, does the opposite for me
STATE GENDERWhat would your own personal Saw trap be? Some sort of compulsion or addiction you have, being used against you.
>>32337480Can't she just get her groceries delivered like everyone else?
>>32337509Being forced to watch the entire 4Kids dub of Winx club
>>32337497not being an actual woman. only girls who grew up having a mom are real women to me. i didn't, so i'm not.
>>32337511>like everyone elseBro thinks everyone is rich>>32337513You're not any less of a woman for that anon
>>32337509Something alcohol related idk I didn't watch any of the saw sequels.
>>32337481>I was thinking girthyAlright, lots of options for that. So you want a toy on the softer side but girthy. That narrows it down a good amount. The issue is that softer toys like that tend to also be pretty long. The extra give that the softness provides makes them easier to take in general, so they make them with extra length. That's not a problem, right? You can just take it to what's comfortable if you don't plan on getting one with a suction cup or anything ridable that you could accidentally fall on. Because that SUCKS.>I'm the kind to use condoms when using things like this, would this prevent the bad hygiene?Not really. It wouldn't hurt, but it wouldn't mean you can skip cleaning them after every use. Any sort if moisture can enable all sorts of stuff to grow. You're going to at least want to use a cleanliness spray on it afterwards then let it dry properly before storing it. Also, and this is just my opinion, the texture of weird toys like BD is like the best part. Condoms take away from that. If texture isn't a primary focus, that can narrow down the brands to check out, though.>Usually there's reviews in porn sites right?Yeh, but those are usually at least partially intended to get off to since it's porn, right? That's why the weird stuff has the most popular reviews.I'm sure there are some informative video reviewers out there, but I don't know any that still post.And thanks for giving me this excuse to gush about toys, I finally feel useful ITT.
Amazing that women will shamelessly talk about sex toys while simultaneously shame men for having a fleshlight
>>32337509Fbeing forced to watch steven universe
>>32337509MI'm fitting with an electrical chastity cage that measures if I get hard or not. I have to browse the porn sites I check every single day without getting hard for 10 minutes. If I get hard, poisonous gas will fill the room.
>>32337509MWrite some algorithm slightly out of my depths or get slowly cooked to death
>>32337518>And thanks for giving me this excuse to gush about toys, I finally feel useful ITT.Your wisdom has helped my clueless ass immensely uv u
>>32337482I have an addictive personality, that's why I try to keep my vices limited.>>32337493>Oh what, your saliva?She WAS hot, but she felt as straight as straight can be.>>32337497Chipped a nail right after getting them done and considered driving head on into oncoming traffic for a moment.>>32337507I don't like the diagnosis, but I can't deny that's how it works for me. I blame caffeine withdrawal.
>>32337513What if I have a mom but she hates me?
>>32337509MIt's an all you can eat buffet and my gf is next to me telling me that I have great abs and a little splurging won't hurt me. Then the little puppet comes out with the Dr. from My 600lb Life and they just make fun of me for being fat, there isn't a trap that's it.
Bros I lied to my housemates that I called in sick and now they want to make a comfy dinner When do I tell them that I actually got laid off
>>32337519women who have sex toys don't typically shame guys who have sex toys.You're talking about us degenerates and comparing us to the "virgin" catholic puritans
>>32337529Why do you lie
>>32337506>Nah, unless it's very obscureI made a list of baby names off of a site that are similar to a name she said is similar to hers. I narrowed it down to two. In the creepzone?
>>32337530>women who have sex toys don't typically shame guys who have sex toys.They shouldn't, but they do
>>32337525Let us know if you narrow down your search at all, maybe you'll discover something good I don't know about. I typically only buy powered stuff now, so I'm out of the loop on new regular dildos.
>>32337519Women really do have a weird disconnect on it, like this girl I was with had literally about a dozen different sex toys of various types but was super weird when I bought a stroking toy for myself.The real kicker is she said it wouldn't be weird if I bought a dildo for myself, but the onahole was, you'd think it would be the other way around lol.
>>32337532Because I'm a coward who doesn't want to face the consequences of my actions I don't want any pampering though I have to spill the beans
>>32337534>shit posted in publicNobody cares.
>>32337497My woman moments get blended with my adhd moments, so it all becomes a blurry, never ending river of retardation
>>32337519I don't shame a guy for having a fleshlight. I'll shame him for not taking care of it properly, or if he would rather fuck it than me while we're dating, though.
>>32337533Nah not creepzone>>32337534Gigantic creep. Glad I never post pictures online of myself>>32337535they're assholes if they do
>>32337534>half face picWhat the fuck I don't even remember posting thisAnyway basedI post in public all the time
>>32337534why? the last 2 girls were some fat bitch and a 27y.o. who posted just hair with gray hairs
>>32337544>being a 27 year old is on the same level as being overweight???
>>32337519Not gonna lie, as a guy I think fleshlights are really bizarre, just use your hand innit
>>32337509F. Pretty much just being restrained and sexually teased forever. It's not fun, it makes me sick.
>>32337537We really have to start shaming them back. Now we've got a bunch of women who've destroyed their clits with vibrators and cannot feel anything from regular sex, who then have the audacity to say men dont care about female pleasure anymore. It's all so tiresome.>>32337541>I'll shame him for not taking care of it properlywut
>>32337547they don't have a foreskin so fapping with hand is uncomfortable to them
>>32337519I don't believe in equality so I'm okay with double standards
Where does /atoga/ fall?
>>32337550>destroyed their clits with vibrators and cannot feel anything from regular sexMy drilla you are probably just bad in bed not gonna lie
>>32337547I dont use fleshlights, but they'll still say something like "ur durr the death grip means you cant fuck properly anymore" while putting a 200v machine on their clit till every nerve on it is obliterated
>be me in highschool>am girl with big round forehead>"lol anon you're gonna get balder quicker because of your forehead"should I have headbutted her to assert dominance?
>>32337557look at the mirror and say that to yourself without cringing
>>32337555I have a big ass so I'm at least fortunate to live in an ass appreciator zone
>>32337550>wutIf he doesn't clean it, I'm calling him a disgusting pig.
>>32337564nta but god can you imagine the dick cheese in there
>>32337561https://voca.ro/1os7wmoLk3mY
>>32337529During the comfy dinner? As soon as possible anyway and in person. Don't make a big stink about talking yourself down for lying to them, just apologize and tell them you really appreciate the effort and token and you want to be honest with them in turn, which you couldn't earlier because you were still coming to terms with things yourself. they will understand.
>>32337555I could never choose.But I will say small tits+big ass >>>> big tits+small ass
>>32337558>your eyes and up broSafe>Appreciate it but I’m not in publicWait where r u>gather my own opinions on these postersJudging by appearance baka>>32337568>in personDamn I was just gonna text them before they get homeDropping the bomb after they make the dinner seems shitty
>>32337572>But I will say small tits+big ass >>>> big tits+small assme getting my self esteem up for the day from this post alone
>>32337566dont ever talk like that again
>>32337560balding in highschool as a girl is wild
>>32337566can you do that but with a thicker bri'ish accent?
>>32337576Or else what :o
>>32337519>>32337537Not trying to excuse it because hypocrisy is just hypocrisy, but if you want to understand, it just ties into the same shitty lock vs master key stereotype for double standards about male and female promiscuity. A woman who is seen as very sexually active is seen as a slut, a man as a stud. On the other hand a female virgin is sometimes seen as desirable and very rarely depicted in the incel loser stereotype male virgins face sometimes. So a woman having a sex toy makes people think, nice, she is taking care of her sexual needs (hot) without resorting to casual sex necessarily (hot). Whereas a guy owning a fleshlight makes people think he's desperate and can't get laid.FWIW I would just be happy for a guy to have any outlet for his sexuality he enjoys (without being addicted to it or obsessed with it) and is comfortable with himself, including toys. Your mileage will vary and I also think a lot of women age out of the eww knee jerk reflex - but that is just guessing, which is as good as anyone can do there.
>>32337577I'm not bald, my forehead is just biganyway *headbutts you*
>>32337574>Dropping the bomb after they make the dinner seems shittyFair point, I was kind of assuming they would prepare it before/without you as you had said you were sick, but you can break the news before if you can easily find a way to do so.In person is infinitely better than over text though and greatly reduces the risk of being misread or coming across in a way you don't mean to (flippant, more self-pitying than sorry, whatever).
>>32337493>Wdym like nakedYes
>>32337578https://voca.ro/1byEHHsw08ms
>>32337497I am very guilty of obviously brooding and then saying "nothing" when asked what's wrong at times. So probably that.
>>32337588wholesome LOLthank you anon-kun
>>32337582your forehead is big because your hairline is too far back
>>32337580I've seen a lot of comments online from women who have the opinion of "I have a sex toy, why would I object to a guy having a sex toy?", yet I also see a lot of comments from men about how women have found it off-putting if they have any sex toys. I guess it just really varies from person to person.
>>32337588Now do a Black British person. Not an accent, like, have sex with him.
>>32337585So we don't have to spend hours at the mall clothes shopping then?Wife materialAlso I could just eat her out whenevs >>32337584I mean they want to make the nice dinner *because* I'm sick (which is a lie, I mean I have a cold but nothing mad)>In person is infinitely better than over text thoughIdk I feel like it'll be really awkward if I drop the bomb IRL
>>32337592no, it's big because I'm gigabrained.actually it's because my dad had a big round forehead and me and my siblings inherited that
Absolutely brutal thread for top left, if I were her and I saw this thread I would have ended it by now.I'm joking, she probably found a programmer bf and doesn't care what others think of her.But I do.
>>32337594You had me up until "him">>32337590<3
>>32335456I hate being such an oversensitive person...
>>32337597Did you mean top right?
>>32337597I mean she's not ugly at all or anything but when you put her side by side against actress MILFs or whatever ofc they mog>>32337600MoodWhat's on your mind anon
>>32337597I found her the most attractive and someone accused me of having the same taste as all men, so I don't know what you mean.
>>32337422F, very hard to say from just pics, top right looks attractive to me in terms of facial features but the specific pic makes me feel I would not like her vibe/facial movements irl. Top left looks a big unhinged in this pic but that could be unfortunate timing and she looks most like someone I would get along with (= in practice also would feel most attracted to) plus I love her skin. Bottom right is most beautiful to me but does not make me feel attracted, she looks too aloof and generally like a type of person I would not have much in common with (career and money minded). Bottom left has gorgeous eyes, I am not that into her features based on the pic but I don't rule out I might feel most attracted to her face to face just based on her gaze. So I guess I'm gonna go with her for most attracted, top left for cutest.
>>32337596yes you inherited balding from your dad. if it was only big forehead with proper hairline it wouldn't be round but straight from bottom to top
>>32337584I could just keep up the lie until tomorrow and say I got two days off but I don't want to take the piss and can't be bothered to act sickI will just rip off the bandaid sometime this afternoon and text I think I was only at the job for like a couple months so not the end of the world
>>32337593All people have a sort of mental disconnect between their values and their instinctive reaction, but it's about a hundred times worse with progressive women, so yes they say men should have sex toys because they feel they "have" to to be morally consistent, but the minute a man in their life has one exceptions and caveats will pop up to make it okay for her to want him not to have one.
>>32337602>What's on your mind anonYesterday I cried because I got 36/40 on my test
>>32337606I'm not balding anon, my hair is thick and long, down to my ass. I just have a big forehead.
>>32337595>I mean they want to make the nice dinner *because* I'm sick (which is a lie, I mean I have a cold but nothing mad)Yes, but do you not think they would still be happy to have made you a comfort dinner if they hear the real reason is not being sick but having received quite bad news? >Idk I feel like it'll be really awkward if I drop the bomb IRLSure it will be more awkward than a text. But it's higher risk (and again your roommates sound caring so I really doubt they will not understand and appreciate you coming clear) in terms of awkwardness but much higher potential reward in terms of your relationship with all of them going into the future. It is also just more respectful to conduct a serious conversation face to face. It is better for the same reason that you breake up or fire someone face to face and not over text. Have the balls to embrace the awkwardness and go deliver your bad news in person. That is in itself also a way to show you are taking responsibility for lying to them, that you are owning up.
>>32337608My wife is very left-leaning and has no issues with me owning sex toys. She watched me use one once and really enjoyed the show, and liked seeing how good it made me feel.
>>32337580That sort of tracks. Taking care of your own sexual needs often comes at the cost of being able to have a healthy sexual relationship though, and these sex positive types who've destroyed the nerves in their genitals are always the first to speak about sex as a whole. With 100v sex toys, hardcore porn and the internet in general, i always think people in the distant past must have been filled with so much more lust and had passionate sex that would appear demonic to us
>>32337603Kek so you did.Then again you did say "Bottom right is the most objectively attractive" too.
>>32337611you're not balding, you just have receding hairlinejust how fat people are just big boned, not fat
>>32337609Are you a perfectionist?36/40 is amazing anon congratsI am biased as a dropout tho>>32337613>they would still be happy to have made you a comfort dinner if they hear the real reason is not being sick but having received quite bad news?Idk probably not especially because what they choose to cook will be influenced by me being sick I thinkAlso I don't want any pity or sympathy I more just feel bad about disappointing them>your roommates sound caringThat's why I feel bad kek, it would be easier if they didn't care (not that I'm ungrateful for that)>breake up or fire someone face to face and not over textI mean the manager phoned to fire me but whatev>Have the balls to embrace the awkwardness and go deliver your bad news in personI might be napping when they get home thoughIk I should but I am awkward and don't like conflict
>>32337619I don't have a receding hairline because I'm not losing hair in that area. It's simply the position my hair naturally grows.
>>32337621>Are you a perfectionist?>36/40 is amazing anon congratsI just don't want me GPA to drop
>>32337618I said "conventionally" attractive. That's a pretty important distinction; I'm saying that bottom right probably has the most appeal to the lowest common denominator of people, not that I think she's prettier in any kind of absolute sense. I know there's some meme against food analogies, but it's akin to a relatively bland dish having more popularity than a more unique dish, but the unique dish is more likely to be someone's favorite food.
>>32337623fuck im about to nut
>>32337617Honestly although I don't see it as grimly as you do, I don't wholly disagree. I think nowadays there is a huge focus on physical pleasure when really, it is not hard at all for most people (including women) to have an orgasm one way or another and that is not what makes sex most exciting or fulfilling. I do think most people would enjoy a deeper connection with their partner, or even a deeper connection with themselves, over slightly more physical pleasure or yet another pleasurable new act introduced. After all you ultimately experience sexuality with your mind, or your soul if you wish, over any specific bodypart or physical sensation.Then again I find it depressing and not that constructive to assume we left some sort of sexual Eden where we were whole. The past was entirely different and I do know there were other obstacles, be it religious or societal shaming and judgment, or just stuff like syphillis being a very serious risk that makes it hard to have a light-hearted and wholesome encounter with anyone sexually.Plus there is always something you can do yourself, you can always choose not to indulge in all the options out there. Focus on your own sensuality, your imagination and own fantasies over porn for example, even if just sometimes. We live in a world full of temptations and if you don't want to be passively lived by those you have a responsibility to draw a line somewhere and not always indulge yourself.
>>32337632wow. I see now that with a big forehead comes big responsibility
>>32337621>I mean the manager phoned to fire me but whatevDoesn't make it professional, though.I would tell them before making dinner for all the reasons you mentioned. But for the last time I strongly, strongly recommend not prioritizing your own social comfort right now and coming clear face to face. I do not intend to sound unkind, it is just sincere advice. An awkward lull and stammering/tearing up around them will not be awkward compared to having your roommates resentful of you if a text does not go over well.
>>32337623that's huge. I really hope it's not that bad irl
>>32337624Not the end of the world if it does anon>>32337635Thanks for the advice bro, I just don't want to make a big song and dance about itI'll find another job soon>resentful of you if a text does not go over well.I mean that would be their problem desu
>>32337639it is, I traced it from a pictureI'm okay with it tho. It hasn't stopped me from finding love. Or my chin, or nose.
>>32337640>I mean that would be their problem desuNot really, as you live with them that would also very much be your problem.
>>32337640>>32337642Also just adding if you really are dead set on texting, do it literally ASAP so you have the least risk that they already invested time in stuff like groceries/preparing dinner.
>>32337641>fucked hairline>chin and nose not pretty>programmer glassestranny, you shall not pass
Women, explain yourself.
>>32337647I'm not transgender >:|
>>32337648I mean I never understood the big deal about height gaps and I'm all for shaming women who put rude stuff about it in their bio, but the guy just told her he was very tall and she expressed being super into that sexually - which no doubt he knows more women are. What's so bad about that?
>>32337648should have asked "how much do you weigh?"
>>32337642Touche >>32337645OK, not dead set on it but just seems like the most straightforward wayI'm just procrastinating it aaaaahI don't think they're going to get groceries though (I bought a lot on weekend)
>>32337623You seem like this one girl I know. Name starting with B?
>>32337648>explain this fake chat made by a manNo
>>32337656NahStarts with C, and nickname with T
>>32337650But then why do you have all the features of tranny?
>>32337652MOkay, imagine if a guy's opener was "you got big tits bitch?" that's what asking for height is in the first line, it's 100% justified to be rude back.
>>32337660I don't, my forehead is just big, that's it.
>>32337659Thank god. No offense at all.
>>32337499The fuckThe opposite, i dont want them to do it if they dont want to. my point is, if they’d really enjoy something like that, they would continue after me expressing they dont have to do it if they dont like doing it. But they dont. I hate the fakeness and Id prefer her not to force herself to do what she doesnt like doingI know im shit at explaining it, im trying my best
>>32337663What did B do? Should I be scared?
>>32335456Women,How strong are you?
>>32337647Ruuude
>>32337667Not very. I use rubber gloves to open my jars
WomenIs breast envy a thing? Do you feel jealous of girls bustier than you?
>>32337661I assumed it was just cropped out of their chat, not necessarily the opening line. If it was, I do find that crass and rude but just block right away and be happy you did not have to waste time on them.
>>32337666She was mean is all. She was my first slut crush. Nerdy but was still fucking 2-3 new guys weekly. Seems like the type to end up on /atoga/.
Women, I'm pretty horny today. What are your thoughts?
>>32337671I used to. But then I found someone who loved me for who I was and it helped me realize I don't need big booba to be loved/lusted after
>>32337589why DO women do that, anyway?
>>32337674Damn. I'm nerdy and sexually active too, but I wasn't doing it with new guys. typically when I had something casual it was with that same person
>>32337499nta, but this one girl I knew used to be super into the idea of a guy getting raped by a girl and would always have super uncomfortable conversations with me and people we knew about "how would you react in that situation?" I might've ruined it because I said that even if a woman had me at gunpoint or drugged me and managed to restrain me, most women don't have the cardio or core strength to get themselves off in cowgirl position, so it'd just end with my rapist puffing and catching her breath in the corner while I count ceiling tiles.
>>32337652Because the man who made that image likes to imagine the object of his sexual obsession, the 6'4 Chad, turning down women with contempt
>>32337675You're not horny specifically for or because of me, so I don't give a FUCK.
>>32337671As far as I know it is only a thing for some women that have actually small breasts or (almost) flat chests. I have known two that were kind of hung up on this idea that you needed biggish boobs to read as sexy. I have never known women, myself included, with at least average size breasts who are jealous of women with bigger breasts though. Many men love big boobs and we obviously know that, but as a woman it is also to see downsides. Harder to dress conservative/avoid leering, potential back issues, a lot of cute styles of dress/lingerie are out of the question...
>>32337648Some women want tall men, just like some men want big boobs
>>32337677NTA but as someone very guilty of that as well, I want my bf desperately to say the right thing and get stubborn because I get in a stupid mindset of "if he doesn't say the right thing on his own, what even is the point".It's dum, and definitely woman moment shittery.I don't really do this anymore
>>32337678See? Basically the type that would end up here. She ended up finding somebody good for her though.
>>32337681Well what have you done to make me horny over you? You can't complain about a lack of results when there's a lack of effort.
>>32337677I don't know if it's the same for others but for me it's basically that the moment my partner calls me out on being in a bad mood, I pussy out of owning up to what exactly I am thinking because I am afraid it will worsen his mood ("god, not about your shitty coworkers again" or whatever, if you spend a lot of time together whatever is a nuisance for you, probably also is for your partner) or he will resent me for not getting/being over it. It also depends just how aware I am of that it's palpable that I don't feel good before it's mentioned. So sometimes I have already made a conscious decision to try to put my best foot forward and talk positive, and then when caught off guard with that question, same as above happens really.>tl;dr fear of conflict
>>32335456Need 4’11 nerdy gf who likes being fucked rough
>>32337672I don't really care if girls like tall guys, guys have things they like too, but women are overwhelmingly really rude about it, and men don't have infinite matches, so most guys will try to fuck with the girl in some way if she pulls that. Personally I just stopped using dating apps after like a month, yes I'm only 5' 8" but I have a gym bod, a good job, and all my hair, my "match" isn't a 200lb single mom and I have been out with enough girls irl to know that.
>>32337688I'm not complaining. I'm just sharing my thoughts like you asked.
>>32337683Okay but imagine if instead it was>What's your cup-size>Uhm E-Cup?>Mmmm>*dick rumbling*
>>32337691Dating apps are just a horrible way to try to meet women. They were never great, and they only ever got worse.
>>32337687>She ended up finding somebody good for her though.That's good to hear ^^>Basically the type that would end up here.I will say, I only really started hanging out here because my bf introduced me to 4chan (because it was the place for pokeyman leaks).I hang around here nowadays because I went through a phase where I'd go to /r9k/ to self-loathe and internalize what they said about women, and /adv/ is a vanilla version of that.Then I found /atoga/ and come here every now and then c:I'm usually in /x/, /vp/ or /ck/
>>32337683>Some women want tall menALL women want tall menSOME women are willing to settle for slightly taller than them
>>32337692That's fair. Thank you.
>>32337690>tfw too tall and normal to be thrown around in the bedroomLife is a fucking joke.
>>32337691You're right, people prioritize different things when on dating apps. Not just looks but also how smooth/personable/witty you are over chat, whereas not liking to chat online or not being good at it doesn't mean shit for your face to face chemistry. I also feel women just find lots of stuff attractive that does not show up in pictures, which leverages the playing field a little more irl.
>>32337694Nta but speak for yourself I had better results dating girls from Tinder than real life lol
>>32337691>200lb single momliterally my oneitis
>>32337696but most couples I see are pretty close in height. The guy is usually just slightly taller than her.Not that I don't see the obvious appeal of being 5'1 and being with a really tall guy.
>>32337698no girl is too tall to be thrown aroundall my exes were taller than me and I could toss them around no problem. Princess carrying a girl who's a head taller than you is fucking great
>>32337690>4'11
>>32337705am I ok if I'm 5'1 tho? :(
>>32337696Not true. My wife prefers short men. I'm an inch shorter than her, and so was her ex. Even in video games, she almost always goes for the shortest male character unless there's something specific about him that she doesn't like. She definitely has a type.
>>32337707
>>32337705There are actually 4’11 fully grown women tho, not like I’m saying 4’6 of something
>>32337702>Not that I don't see the obvious appeal of being 5'1 and being with a really tall guy.NTA but I honestly never have, maybe it's because I'm not short in the first place so it is rare for me to have a huge gap anyway, but when I try to picture being 5'1 and being with someone 6'2, sure I get that he could throw you around like nothing, but it is hard to escape the idea of missionary where you make eye contact with his nipples. Is 69 even possible/comfortable? What about kissing while standing, just out?
>>32337703But I'm not tall, I'm 5'2". So I'm also not midget levels of short like someone who's 4'9".
>>32337705Nta but I dated a 4'11" girl and was afraid of her ngl
>>32337708What are you trying to imply?
>>32337713I could completely dominate you if you’re under 130lbs. We can do all the moves
>>32337712>but it is hard to escape the idea of missionary where you make eye contact with his nipples. Is 69 even possible/comfortable? What about kissing while standing, just out?I love when we're in missionary and I see his chest in front of my face. And yeah he has to lean to kiss me. Being on the escalator, 1 step ahead and him still being taller than me is really attractive.But I'm used to being short and I love the idea of being someone's little pocket sized idiot
>>32337695Oh yeah? The Pokemon leaks were pretty nuts. Did you see the newer ones for gens 4 and 5?/r9k/ is bad. I hope you aren't going around there too often now. /atoga/ is nicer, even at its worst.I used to love each of those boards. I only frequent /adv/ and /vr/ daily for now, but I dabble in /v/, /vp/, /tv/, /m/ occasionally. Do you have anything in particular you like on those other boards, like other regular threads?
>>32337714>>32337711tiny women are just little girls in my mindand I love them>tfw no 30 yo gf with the body of a high schooler
>>32337717>But I'm used to being short and I love the idea of being someone's little pocket sized idiotI get this part, the psychological part, or at least I can imagine that it can feel very dainty and safe. It is more the practical stuff. But happy to hear that it is not a bother to you!
>>32337652Because fuck off, any one who has such a blatant line like "Oh you have something I want carnally? Meow." Is a red flag, she's lucky he was so respectful I'd tell her to kill herself and go date a 5'2 man.>>32337683Delusional goal post moving foid post.
>>32337699So my time on dating apps was pretty brief, but from what I understand since I wasn't 6 feet tall and didn't lie in the profile about 80% of women are already filtering me right from the get go. There's no being witty or chatting your way around it. That's on top of the already ridiculous gender ratio on most apps, like imagine going into a club and it's 90% guys, but there's a special VIP section you can pay to get into that's only 60% guys! I don't think it's egotistical to say I'm too good for that, the math just doesn't add up.
>>32337713thats too short for me sorrymy cutoff is 5'11
My suppressed homoeroticism is trying to break free again
>>32337722>any one who has such a blatant line like "Oh you have something I want carnally? Meow." Is a red flagI mean she was already asking his height. If a man asked a woman what her cup size was and she replied 32DD, would you be astounded if he replied with something thirsty? Or would you go, well, that was to be expected and should've blocked him for asking?
>>32337713Once you get below 5’4, weight matters more than height for that stuff. Also if you can bend easily.
>>32337718>Oh yeah? The Pokemon leaks were pretty nuts. Did you see the newer ones for gens 4 and 5?YEAH they were crazy. I love seeing proto designs for gen 5 mons. I'm super glad about some on gen 3 tho like manectric not evolving into whatever that was.I'm fucking sad that apparently we were gonna get a new eevee in gen 7 but the design was too close......>/r9k/ is bad. I hope you aren't going around there too often now. /atoga/ is nicer, even at its worst.I know, it was really bad. I went there basically to further self-loathe. In my brain it was a matter of "this is what men really think about me", but I know since that's not how that works. I just have low self-esteem so I'll accept anything that just assumes I'm a bad person for whatever reason.>/vr/great taste desu>Do you have anything in particular you like on those other boards, like other regular threads?/vp/ had a census thread that I loved and found some friends in. One time my friend told me that i only got (You)s because I was a woman, so I made a male profile and proceeded to hog all the (You)s anyway lol. But they ended the census threads :(Other than that I like to just see the leaks, and post my collection when there's a collection thread./x/ has the fun horoscope thread, but I'm not suuuper into horoscopes or anything. It's mostly fun.
>>32337722Hi JH.
>>32337729Never in my life have I asked a woman for cupsize or measurements unless it was explicitly for an implied hook up, the fact that foids thin it's ok to do this in a regular convo just shows how out of touch you all are.
Sub5’6 women, I hate you.
>>32337737what did I do? D:
>>32337737BasedTotal womanlet deathKill womanlets. Behead womanlets. Roundhouse kick a womanlet into the concrete. Slam dunk a womanlet baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a womanlets food. Launch womanlets into the sun. Stir fry womanlets in a wok. Toss womanlets into active volcanoes. Urinate into a womanlets gas tank. Judo throw womanlets into a wood chipper. Twist womanlets heads off. Report womanlets to the IRS. Karate chop womanlets in half. Curb stomp pregnant black womanlets. Trap womanlets in quicksand. Crush womanlets in the trash compactor. Liquefy womanlets in a vat of acid. Eat womanlets. Dissect womanlets. Exterminate womanlets in the gas chamber. Stomp womanlet skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate womanlets in the oven. Lobotomize womanlets. Mandatory abortions for womanlets. Grind womanlet fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown womanlets in fried chicken grease. Vaporize womanlets with a ray gun. Kick old womanlets down the stairs. Feed womanlets to alligators. Slice womanlets with a katana.>>32337739Not be dead. That's what you did.
>>32337669>places massive tariffs on rubber Checkmate feminism
>>32337729If I a guy is going around apps opening by asking with a cup size, he deserves whatever response a woman decides to give to that, if that includes fucking with him and being cunt then yeah he has that coming. That anon is being deliberately inflammatory, but the woman asking about height on dating apps also deserves whatever response the guy decides to give, complaining about it being rude is just mind blowingly entitled.
>>32337736Except I didn't say it was okay at all, I just said that if someone asks you a horny question and you give a serious answer (that is probably what they hope to hear, too), don't act coy when you git hit with a horny answer. You knew what they were fishing for and gave what they wanted.
>>32337720"body of a high schooler" is wildd bro
>>32337743I only have to buy rubber gloves once, dummy
>>32337745You know what you're right, the moment she asked was the moment he should have blocked and told her to kill herself.
>>32337749Telling random people to off themselves isn't my thing but otherwise I fully agree.>>32337744It's not that I feel sorry for her specifically, just beyond me that people act outraged over her thirsting over her height which she did from the second she asked the question.
>>32337665Because sex is supposed to be mutual fun? So unless it's a cnc scenario or said very teasingly, it's no longer fun for her once you've communicated it's not fun for you. But the way you describe it, it sounds like you're just mad women won't dominate you
Guys, is it true that you have an easier time accepting some disparity between you and your girlfriend (in her favor), if you get to just dominate her in bed (or anywhere else, for that matter)?>specific situation is that I have several orders of magnitude more money than he does
>>32337733The early gen 4 stuff was my favorite. The rapid expansion of the mythos was super interesting. I've always found legendaries in particular really interesting and mysterious.Yeah, I used to go to /r9k/ to try to make people happier, but it's like trying to fill in a bottomless pit.>great taste desuThank you! I love talking Sega in particular, but retro games generally are my biggest interest.I would think /vp/ has a decently large proportion of women users? I go around just to nostalgia over gens 1-4.Horoscopes? What's your sign? I'm a Leo.
>>32335456My former coworker was 4’8 and had big boobs. I miss her
MenThoughts on suckling on your wife's milking tiddies?
>>32337759Never going to happen.
>>32337755Somewhat, it’s hard to feel emasculated when you’ve got a woman melting on your dick
>>32337759Yes pls>>32337755Not rly? I don't care if she earns more or less. But there is something hot about going back to the primal roots or whatever sometimes. When some femanon posted about coming home in a suit and her husband having sex with her was pretty hawtt
>>32337754but the act you describe isnt mutual fun because only one side is getting pleasure. I didnt say it isnt fun for me, I said I'd rather her not do it if she doesnt find it fun.She gets nothing from slobbering on the body and so it feels fake when she's acting like she's getting off on it.I dont know where you're getting rape fantasies from
>>32337759>your wife
>>32337755Any guy who'd be upset over such a disparity is a little bitch who doesn't deserve you. You don't need to do something to make up for having more money than him, that's ridiculous!
>>32337757>The rapid expansion of the mythos was super interesting. I've always found legendaries in particular really interesting and mysterious.Definitely. I guess I just don't like to look at the gen 4 stuff because they ruined my fave mon T_T Ok, my favorite is Quilava, but still, they did Typhlosion really dirty>Thank you! I love talking Sega in particular, but retro games generally are my biggest interest.One of my top 3 favorite games of all time is Panzer Dragoon Zwei for the Sega Saturn!I spent a lot of my childhood playing on my older brothers' master system, mega drive and sega saturn. Then they got a playstation and I'd watch them play final fantasy.>I would think /vp/ has a decently large proportion of women users?For sure. There's tons of women there.>I go around just to nostalgia over gens 1-4.valid. My favorite gen is 2 and I also like hgss a lot. But I never missed a main series game, I make a point of playing all of them (both for collection purposes and because I love shiny hunting and match them with my balltism).>Horoscopes? What's your sign? I'm a Leo.Cancer :PLeos are fun! I think. If horoscopes mean anything to begin with jgfj
>>32337671No. I'm very small chested with a boyish figure and a lot of body image issues, and I don't feel envious or jealous. I admire beauty in other women
>>32337759Since the dawn of time, Man has lived off the fat of the land. I will feed the heifer exceptionally well, she will produce more than enough milk for the calfs; so yes, I will have my share.
>>32337753People are annoyed and often angry with shitty behavior, particularly when it's widespread among a particular group, I don't know how to get it through to you at this point, women are often angry when they receive crude or objectifying openers, blocking and moving on is the fastest thing to do, but plenty of women respond angrily or will try to fuck with the guy in some way assuming it won't take too much time. It's crazy to me that women just do not get that men might respond in the same way>wow, he got mad? but why? she was open with her intent!
>>32337755>Have lots of money>Date man with less knowing he wants to be the providerYou made your bed now lie in it. No amount of sex will make him feel ok.
>>32337771>>32337763Nice>>32337760>>32337765Not with that attitude it won't happen.
>>32337769Just say you're lesbian nigger, saves us time.
>>32337777Checked for I love women
>>32337775that attitude didnt come out of nowhere sunshine
>>32337777Nice
>>32337769>very small chested with a boyish figureAssuming you're actually a woman and not a troon, that's very hot.
>>32337775>Not with that attitude it won't happen.Oh yeah dude let me just "manifest" a wife bro, that will totally work bro.
>>32337772I absolutely get being resentful over women being rude about height, it's just that the chat seemed fairly random for that when there are so many women who outright have stuff like>don't even bother if you're not X heightin their bio. That's all.
>>32337778>>32337781You guys must be really fun at parties
>>32337773What about him, is he a passive object? If he wants to be the provider, is it not on him to find someone to provide for?
>>32337784I don't go to parties, I've never been to one and never will because I have no friends.
>>32337784it is how it is
>>32337768>Definitely. I guess I just don't like to look at the gen 4 stuff because they ruined my fave mon T_T Ok, my favorite is Quilava, but still, they did Typhlosion really dirtyOh, I'm sure that was straight up them just copying Japanese youkai stories and replacing all the youkai references with Pokemon. It's silly.>One of my top 3 favorite games of all time is Panzer Dragoon Zwei for the Sega Saturn!>I spent a lot of my childhood playing on my older brothers' master system, mega drive and sega saturn. Then they got a playstation and I'd watch them play final fantasy.Really?? Genesis and Saturn are two of my top 3 consoles ever. Panzer Dragoon Zwei is fucking rad.>valid. My favorite gen is 2 and I also like hgss a lot. But I never missed a main series game, I make a point of playing all of them (both for collection purposes and because I love shiny hunting and match them with my balltism).I stopped after USUM. The last ones I really enjoyed were ORAS, and I realized, I have plenty of fun just replaying the old ones and immersing myself in that bygone time.Gen 2 happened to be the last one I played. I played with Stadium 2 as well. I like 3 the most though.>If horoscopes mean anything to begin with jgfjMaybe so. Sometimes I believe in fate and destiny a fair bit. What do you think?
>>32337773NTAbut I earn more than my husband, I'm the one earlier in this thread who bought the house we live in and that's not a deal breaker.He provides for me too. He pays the bills, and he makes a point of being him fetching groceries and washing dishes. Me telling him how relieved I am I don't have to make X or Y puts a gigantic smile on his face, especially if it requires more strength.
>atoga (((males))) be like
>>32337755>some disparity in your girlfriend's favorIt's not a matter of "accepting" that it's a matter of getting a girl who's hotter/richer/smarter than you to be with you in the first place. >would dominating her in bed help?Personally no I don't think it would, but if that gets her off then sure. >I have more money than himAgain this almost always seems to cause a problem with the woman over the guy. I guess if he's having some self esteem problems over it then you should really play up and act thankful for the stuff he is providing to the relationship, because a little S&M won't fix it.
>>32337761Neat. >>32337763He cared at first. Then he got a lot more dominant in bed, and suddenly he seems to not care too much. >>32337767I'm not really doing anything to make up for it tho. Not something I don't want to, at least (: >>32337773He isn't really able to provide, though. Not right now at least. Long term plan was to give him support to start to earn more, but it hasn't really started yet, so it seems weird that he suddenly acts a lot less bothered by it, especially with this strange coincidence of a change in his behavior.
>>32337787Do you own a iphone? Carry Louie V, or Versace or Gucci? If not he had no clue you were stinking rich and couldn't have guessed you conflicted with his worldview.Learn to waste money and keep up appearance idiot. >>32337793I didn't say men autistic about dignity didn't exist I said when they do they won't give it up.
>>32337783Putting a height requirement in the bio is crass, but I don't think it's on the same level as directly messaging a guy to ask about it.
Men, I may need some discipline
>>32337794Wrong I am fat and bald and therefore I will eat that entire meal in under 4 minutes for free, reject the money, and walk out of the restaurant happy and satisfied until I see a woman.
>>32337804stop eating fatty
>>32337797Sounds like he finally warmed up to realizing he can just trophyhusbandmaxx.Living the dream.>>32337804No one asked + No question
>>32337799>Do you ownI'm not OP, just pointing it out. I don't know how far along they are in dating but you typically know where you stand financially before getting married, and in general knowing what kind of profession someone has, whether they work fulltime, their living situation and mode of transport are all serious giveaways. And if they really were both very down low about their financial situation, to the point where it was only logical he didn't know, then how should OP have known he wasn't richer than her still?
>>32337804"Helping you lose weight by ensuring there are no snacks in the house" type discipline or "forcefully dicking you down for being a brat" type discipline?
>>32337792>Oh, I'm sure that was straight up them just copying Japanese youkai stories and replacing all the youkai references with Pokemon. It's silly.I tell myself that too but q_q my poor tyhlosion, man...>Genesis and Saturn are two of my top 3 consoles ever.excellent, scrumptious taste. Panzer Dragoon is just so fucking good. I never tried Saga though. I ought to emulate it... a friend of mine from my old job visited the country and showed me his emulator machine running PD Saga on it, and I've been staring at it since... The emulators on the pc aren't great for the Saturn.On the mega drive/genesis I played a lot of alien soldier and some looney tunes games! and of course my absolute favorite game for it, the lion king game. I got it for my Switch too>I stopped after USUM. The last ones I really enjoyed were ORAS, and I realized, I have plenty of fun just replaying the old ones and immersing myself in that bygone time.You didn't lose much to be honest. I myself play gen 2, 3 and 4 over and over again. I haven't replayed BW2 in years though... replayed BW and I still don't like it much.And let me tell you I'm eternally pissbaby mad at USUM. Shite game. Great UI and great pokemon designs tho...>Maybe so. Sometimes I believe in fate and destiny a fair bit. What do you think?Going through what I have in life, I do have some belief in a greater force for sure.Both my mom and I were kinda into knowing things like palm reading and reading coffee stains but we never took it too seriously. I always guessed right though, I made a girl cry because after she asked me to read her palm, I asked if she was adopted :|
>>32337809the later
>>32337755Women will subtly emasculate men who earn less then turn around and complain that its acktually the guys who have a problem.As if making more money as a diversity hire doing a useless email job that makes the world a slightly worse place actually means anything.
State genderCan you like someone alot, think they’re a great person, be physically attracted to then but in a non-romantic way?I know the greeks have 9 types of love or something like that, but when you love these things in a person, when is it platonic and when is it romantic? Is it some that the person just decides like a switch?I’m asking these things myselfIf I like some things in a woman, I can be romantically interested in her (eros).And if I find the same things attractive in a different woman, I can only want to be her friend (phileo).>implying that’s even possible
>>32337799>I didn't say men autistic about dignity didn't exist I said when they do they won't give it up.But really, is your gf/wife earning more than you that fucking hurtful?
>>32337797>He cared at first. Then he got a lot more dominant in bed, and suddenly he seems to not care too much.Hard to say what came first, though. It could be that acting dominant sexually with you assuaged his insecurities. It is also possible that he came to terms with the situation or found a mental angle (like a plan to achieve promotion quickly himself) that made him relax more and feel more confident and this new confidence makes him more dominant in bed.
>>32337817Ok here is your discipline then*Puts you into a chair and makes you face the corner.*There! Now sit there and think about what you've done for ten minutes young lady! You want to act like a child well you'll be treated like one!
>>32337804stop being a fat lazy fuck retard
>>32337819F>Can you like someone alot, think they’re a great person, be physically attracted to then but in a non-romantic way?I have had this before yeah
>>32337820For some men yes, for some men a lot of things are hurtful.
>>32337759That's my fetish. ideally woman would lactate all the time, producing sustenance for your partner from your own body is the ultimate expression of love
>>32337819F, yes. Although if I am not into someone in an overall/romantic way, I will also not experience them as overall very sexually attractive. But there can still be moments when they act charming or whatever where you suddenly feel their appeal, and still feel it's not for you and you would never fall in love with them. And in a more general sense it is very possible for someone to have traits (physical or otherwise) you can feel very drawn to sexually, but to not experience it that way in them. After all this is how most straight people feel when they see qualities they find desirable in the opposite sex (e.g. being lively or kind), in their own sex.
>>32337819Remember incel, only you have to worry about this kind of stuff. Chad will sleep with his female friends platonically and his female friends will never let their bf know, nor do they care about being sexualised by a male friend.
>>32337828anon-kun that is MY fetish.I don't plan on stopping my lactation after I stop breastfeeding my kid>>32337827clearly
>>32337825This is what I don't really getHow?Men don't seem to have that, or at least I don'tWhat made you not attracted romantically? Was it a decision?Did that person just had something that you couldn't say put your finger on that made you pause?
>>32337831NTA but why is that with you people you always speak in terms of COMPLETE LOSER INCEL or HYPERSEXUAL CHAD WHO FUCKS ANYTHING THAT MOVES
>>32337832Do you like to eat him too?
>>32337832Do not include your horny post in response to my misogyny post ever again.Final warning.
>>32337814>I tell myself that too but q_q my poor tyhlosion, man...It'll be okay. They've done my favorite (Groudon) kinda dirty too. Give him a new form, then take it away. Barely put him in the TCG anymore. Never got a real role in the movies (afaik). So sad. :(>The emulators on the pc aren't great for the Saturn.Beetle Saturn in Retroarch is decent! I've sat down with a full set of Saturn ISOs and had a ball.>alien soldierUnbelievably based!!Yeah, I'm not really into gen 5 either. Never even tried BW2. USUM, I got for free and I was absolutely furious. 'Ultra changes' my ass. Necrozma was really neat though.No kidding? I have a tarot deck and I used to try reading people just from looking at their eyes. It was fun enough, even if it doesn't necessarily mean much. But what if...?I'm about to leave for work, anon. If you want to keep chatting, you can email me. hi.anon.707@gmail.comOtherwise, have a good day/evening! I'll see you around!
>>32337823I hoped for something different
>>32337831It's more of a philosophical questionI don't have worry if my female friends are attracted to me or notI bench your body weight at 16% bf
>>32335456Need short Japanese women wearing a ponytail to facefuck until I cum in her throat
>>32337834its funny that you could not actually reply to the core of my pointPutting things in bold to try and misrepresent me won't work. Loser incel doesn't have female friends, most guys are just plain average. Then you have chad who has an entirely different experience of women, it is important subtext that's relevant because it grounds men to reality. Namely that if you have a female friend and she stops being friends with you because of your feelings, its only because you're not Chad.
>>32337833>What made you not attracted romantically? Was it a decision?It was a decision for me yes. Long distance, other side of the globe. Plus our cultures are too different.>Did that person just had something that you couldn't say put your finger on that made you pause?No, overall he's a great guy. I'm willing to look past his flaws too, like he was into drugs growing up and has some physical permanent damage, some mental issues too. I also don't really mind that we have fights sometimes (mostly about silly things like tastes). There's nothing here that wouldn't make me go for him if it wasn't the long distance and cultural differences.I wouldn't want a guy constantly criticizing me for having stayed with my parents until I saved to buy a house, or being squeamish about having a full cooked fish on a plate.
>>32337841id break your jaw into three pieces
>>32337829>not for youAha, I think I'm starting to understand somethingThis "not for you", how does it manifest? Is it a comparison with yourself? Or in what way that person can seem that is "not for you"
>>32337833I'm the second anon who replied but yes it absolutely does happen to men as well. An easy example is a lot of young guys are super prone to feeling emasculated, so if a girl makes them feel small (by acting sarcastic a lot and laughing at him for example), it will ruin the fantasy of being her big rock and they will feel a lot less into her - mostly romantically, they might still look at her ass with enjoyment. (And yes exceptions exist and some men love being bitched at by girls, but still.) It is vulnerable to fall in love and you can only feel that way when you feel good (enough) around someone. It differs from person to person what makes them feel that way, though. A lot of people fall in love more easily with someone who makes them feel appreciated and safe. But some damaged people actively seek out people that make them feel rejected to fall in love with, and feel suffocated by overt interest. Stuff like that.Personally the guys I don't fall in love with tend to be high energy, extraverted types that have a very different temperament to me. I just never fully relax around them and without that I will never get those tender wistful feelings that make up romance rather than sex.
>>32337835I love suckling on his nipples yes.>>32337836Or what?
>>32337831>>32337847Based>>32337834>>32337841Retarded nigger responses
>>32337840Don't worry, >>32337823 wasn't me (>>32337809).What are the ways you're bratty, and how forcefully do you need to be dicked? Do you just purposefully get a bit snarky and try to make a guy frustrated until he pushes you down and takes it out on you, or is there more to it than that?
>>32337848See >>32337849. When someone feels "not for me", it basically means that I do not like how I feel (about) myself around them, or at least not enough. They don't feel kindred. I can still really like them, sometimes in friendship this not feeling kindred works great because you keep being intrigued by how different someone else can go about life. But for romance, never so far.
>>32337777impressive
>>32335456I need an extremely submissive tall gf
>>32337841>I destroyed my body with exogenous hormones Cool?
>>32337850Latitude: 30.30497, Longitude: -97.15876
>>32337853>Do you just purposefully get a bit snarky and try to make a guy frustrated until he pushes you down and takes it out on youYeah. Sometimes I throw something at him, tv remote for example
>>32337859weird af
>>32337794Bro I can eat all that in 5 minutes
>>32337863This is why i never take domestic abuse seriously.
>>32337848Also this is a shallow example but maybe you've ever had the experience where an actor that a lot of your sex goes crazy for (say Angelina Jolie or Charlize Theron or Scarlett Johansson or whatever) never "clicked" for you, and then you see them in a certain role or certain scene that makes you go>ah right, I get why she has so many fans nowBut it's not necessarily that you have become a fan that moment. You just understand and see it. But you still prefer others, still have personal favorites. That's how I would describe experiencing someone as sexually attractive (even if just for a sec) when not actually being into them.
>>32337850>I love suckling on his nipplesAs a guy, I don't know how I'd feel about this. On one hand, I'd be ecstatic for a woman to enjoy my body in whatever way she wants. On the other hand, my nipples aren't sensitive or sensuous at all. You might as well be suckling on my elbow. You'd get a lot more mileage (in terms of my own arousal) but sucking on my fingers or biting my neck.
>>32337847Ok>>32337846I see, this makes senseSorry to hear thatI guess these sort of choices are harder to make since they go against what you'd naturally feel inclined to do>>32337849>they might still look at her ass with enjoymentThat's true, I agree>It is vulnerable to fall in love and you can only feel that way when you feel good (enough) around someone. It differs from person to person what makes them feel that way, though. A lot of people fall in love more easily with someone who makes them feel appreciated and safe. But some damaged people actively seek out people that make them feel rejected to fall in love with, and feel suffocated by overt interest. Stuff like that.Oooooooooook this has to do with what the person was used to when growing up maybe... maybeAha... I see, so although on "paper" someone should be attractive, a person might not be attracted to hat perosn because they're not someone they're used to.And yeah, avoidants suck in dating>very different temperament to meIt makes sense then, I think I'm kinda getting it
>>32337837>Barely put him in the TCG anymore. Never got a real role in the movies (afaik). So sad. :(True, it made me pretty mad that the Jirachi movie just had a fake Groundon-I haven't watched the most recent movies because I think they're garbo>Beetle Saturn in Retroarch is decent! I've sat down with a full set of Saturn ISOs and had a ball.I got Retroarch so I'm gonna try that desu>No kidding? I have a tarot deck and I used to try reading people just from looking at their eyes. It was fun enough, even if it doesn't necessarily mean much. But what if...?Sounds like a good time :DYou have a good day at work!
>>32337871>Aha... I see, so although on "paper" someone should be attractive, a person might not be attracted to hat perosn because they're not someone they're used to.Absolutely! A lot of this is kind of rarely acknowledged, but once you see it you don't unsee it. Girls with daddy issues, guys that lose respect for women that act too eager (so they are forever chasing after aloof girls that are just not that into them), men and women with savior complexes that go wild for tortured souls... People are drawn to a whole bunch of things beyond someone being cute, fun, kind and all those other things readily agreed upon as attractive. Even innocuous things like, if someone really resembles your childhood opposite gender best friend, subconsciously they already have a +1 for you because of the fond association. People are not rational beings at all. We can strive to be reasonable and make sensible decisions as often as possible. But ironically striving for that often makes people want to deny or ignore motives that don't fit their self-image.
>talking to my gf>we're talking about videogames>I mention that in Zelda: Link's Awakening, there's a part far into the game where you can softlock yourself>she tears up>I ask her what's wrong>"I feel sorry for any kid that happened to. Imagine if you were a little kid back then with a bad life. You're bullied, you're abused and neglected at home, you're lonely, whatever. Then something like that happens to you when you're already so miserable. I know that something like that must have happened back then.">takes a few minutes to get her to stop cryingWomen... why are you like this
>>32337863Interesting! I've never been in a relationship where I could explore being more dominant, and I don't know how it would feel to get the "she's being rude" and "she wants me to fuck her" wires crossed. That said, I've always had a higher libido than all of my partners, and I've always had fantasies about (consensually) forcing my sex drive onto someone, manhandling her and satisfying myself using her.It's critical that she'd be really into it, though. I've had partners who had sex with me when they weren't feeling it just to make me happy, and unenthusiastic sex like that just kind of sucks.
>>32337855>I do not like how I feel (about) myself around themConsidering yourself as not enough for them? Or maybe the way they are trigger things within you that make you uncomfortableWhich is more in line with >>32337868And I get that, I had that happen with Anne Hathaway in Batman and in other moviesLoved her in Batman, in other movies not so much
>>32335456>there are 6’10 guys with 9” dicks that get to fuck 4’10 tight pussy women all the time I wish I was born different
Either gender,What are your thoughts on cunnilingus?
>>32337886mnot gonna do it
>>32337859kek not even close.Try again.
>>32337886M,I like it a lot, making a woman cum before you even have sex is awesome
>>32337886MLove it
>>32337886Only good when I do it.>>32337884Trust me they're settling for the 4'10 women, taller less ugly women only go for 7 foot+ men now minimum.
>>32337886You're a perverted gooner
Women, do you find this man attractive?
>>32337886MHA and its consequences have been a disaster to the human race
>>32337886FI'd rather not have it. I much prefer giving head.>>32337895yup
>>32337895He's decent looking but the tattoos kind of ruin it and he hunches too much
>>32337886MIt depends a lot on how into it the woman is. I love it when a woman starts quivering and trying to hump my face, moaning and writhing. On the other hand, I've had a woman who just kind of softly moaned until she eventually came, and that was a lot less exciting. I don't enjoy the act of cunnilingus in and of itself, it's about making the woman feel very, very good.
>>32337895For once, please God let every woman shit on this guy like no tomorrow I'm sick of this rat faced jew getting any female attention.>>32337899Fuck.
>>32337764You're going around in circles. Can't imagine why you'd want to make sex so tedious
>>32337879Now it's more clearSo really it's about the sort of "patterns" (weird to consider people just as patterns) each person is used to aside from what's attractive on paper.Attraction then becomes more towards familiarity?>if someone really resembles your childhood opposite gender best friend, subconsciously they already have a +1This hits. I liked blondes my while life and didn't knew whyThis made me remind myself that my cousin is also blonde and I spend a lot of time with her kek>But ironically striving for that often makes people want to deny or ignore motives that don't fit their self-imageThis is interesting, I agree
>>32337880Sounds like me. I cry over shit like that too. Or the idea that the highlight of a poor kid’s week might be getting a shitty little happy meal toy. Or the idea of somebody breaking up with a partner and ripping up a stuffed animal they got from them.I’m a guy though.
GenderYou're not this unnecessarily cruel about people's looks irl right?Right?
>>32337759>>32337828>>32337832>>32337763MI just wanted to let you all know that you're based and milkpilled and I endorse it. Lactation is the best fetish>>32337857underrated post
>>32337886cunnilingus is just a way for men to compensate for lack of dick size
>>32337759Kinda hot in my mind, I am curious and would like to try it at least once
>>32337914>Gender>You're not this unnecessarily cruel about people's looks irl right?>Right?I barely to about peoples looks to others irl. I did say he was decent looking, he used to hunch a lot, you can tell. No
>>32337914MEveryone is to me I only return the favor.
>>32337919would you still be willing to suckle on non-lactating tiddies?
>>32337917I need to warm her up a little cause I’ve got a thick penis
>>32337914MI can be brutal when attacking someone's actions and choices, but I have never and will never insulted someone's looks. Not to them, not away from them, not online, not offline, not even to myself aside from the occasional involuntary thought I hate myself for afterwards. It's pointlessly cruel.
>>32337926The right response
>>32337924Pretty much every man would, I think. I've never gotten to suck on a woman's breasts as much as I wanted to.
>>32337925Thick pps are the best
>>32337921You're returning the favor directly at the people who wronged you and not at randos, right anon?
>>32337917>>32337935You have a large vagina.
>>32337935Why thank you
>>32337924NTA. Men love tits in their mouth, no matter what; lactation fetish or not. The first thing I did when I got a girl into my bed (well, after making out, ofc) was suck on her nipples.
Intellectual question.Marcus Porcius Cato, also known as Cato the Wise, was a Roman senator who, among other things, divorced his wife so she could marry a richer guy. When her new husband died, she remarried Cato and gave him control of the other man's fortune.Cicero wrote an entire essay calling him an absolute chad, while Julius Caesar responded by pointing out that he was a cuck.Who was right?
>>32337938according to the 7 guys I've been with sexually, quite the opposite. I need to be warmed up a lot until I loosen up.
>>32337914MOnly if they overstep known social boundariesFor example showing utter disrespect in order to make themselves look betterHierarchy in nature and society is based on geneticsThat includes looks, intellect and physical capabilitiesIt's a hard pill to swallow
>>32337914MOnly when provoked somehow and it very rarely happens. The last two times I remember over the course of like 5 years>pair of zoomettes filming me at the gym>one comes up to ask if I can help them with a machine>tell them you can't be in here under 16 without a parentand the other>super fat girl friend of a friend was ranting about how guys don't put any effort into their appearance at some meetup>then points to me "Look, anon's in basketball shorts!">everyone's quiet for a minute and I say she could take me shopping sometime, but that they don't sell cute men's clothes at Torrid. And that's how everyone assumed I was the catty gay guy of the group when I'm not gay nor usually all that catty.
>>32337943Seems to me Cato and his wife knew how to swindle a guy.
>>32337943MIt's chad to steal the guy's wealth, but he also let another man fuck his wife so it's also cucked at the same time.
>>32337946I remember one woman I fucked having a pussy that was so tight that it was a bit painful on my dick when I first inserted into her. It was quite nice. That said, I'd greatly prefer to be with a woman who did kegels or otherwise learned to use those muscles during sex, though.
>>32337907what do you mean tedious? I just dont want the girl to do stuff she doesnt want
>>32337572What about the small tits+small ass girls?
>>32337954no foreplay?
I smell a false flag
>>32337956ntaif they're short, 1000 times yesbut we're talking small ass, not a flat ass
>>32335456Reminder Men: If she is from the West, leave her in the street to rest.
>there are sex-havers in this thread
State genderThe other day it was asked if you could see an apple in your head. I want to know - can you imagine tastes? Even for things you haven’t or can’t taste?
>>32337954>I remember one woman I fucked having a pussy that was so tight that it was a bit painful on my dick when I first inserted into her.This is pretty much the experience my husband had with me. Doesn't happen for too long that often anymore because I get very wet very quickly if he's easing in "right".>That said, I'd greatly prefer to be with a woman who did kegels or otherwise learned to use those muscles during sex, though.For sure. If you're not using your muscles down there what are you doing
>>32337952Coward centrist
>>32337962Tastes, no but all of us are able to imagine textures on our tongue even if we have never experienced it. For example, think about a toilet brush on your tongue.
>>32337962FYes I can imagine tastes, and smells. Also texture.
>>32337961All the women here are either "women" or Bluesky woke liberal women who think they are being "edgy" by cowering in the safest board on 4chan.
>>32337943I wrote a very similar story only he wasn't her husband and didn't divorce her. He was her father's political advisor and arranged her marriage himself.The world is not arranged into Chad's and Cucks, simply people seeking happiness.
>>32337962monly for things I tasted before or if the things I see seem to be similar to what I ateit's more like an imagined taste
>>32337962Myes
>>32337969>Bluesky woke liberal women who think they are being "edgy" by cowering in the safest board on 4chan.>:( Listen here you little shitI'm center left/lib!
>>32337946Why would a small tight vagina need a huge dick?
>>32337962MYes. Just the other day I was imagining what some abstract shit tastes like. “Holy” and “curse” came to mind.
>>32337970>The world is not arranged into Chad's and Cucks[/Virgins]I see you aren't familiar with Dovahhatty's Unbiased History of Rome
>>32335833im not confused but im just calling it situationship because its not "official" yetwe were exes that took a long break due to mental health issues, 5 months, and now we have been in the "talking stage" for a monthwe both agreed that we wont entertain anyone else during this but we are easing our way into itmaybe i used the wrong word to describe idkwe are very intimate at times (deep personal conversation, sex, etc) but other times nonchalant about thingsmaybe i shouldnt have cared about 3 days since we arent official-official but we are practically a couple
>>32337974I don't see how this proves me wrong.
>>32337975Thick* not huge btw, I love the feeling.I've bled once from it.Something something about feeling inadequate and doing it anyway.
>>32337969read the thread before responding to me next time. it's men talking about having sex right now not women
>>32337943MI think that all of the people involved were just posturing for the public and all of them are so far beyond normal relationship dynamics that cuck or based are just pointless to apply, like every man involved had a stable of mistresses and maybe a few guys to break up the monotony.
>>32337503>I would've been fine going with her to a sketchy place a few times, but just expecting to always have a man at your beck and call whenever you need to go out for toothpaste or something is not a long term solutionSo since you wouldn't be her slave you refused to help at all? Is All-or-Nothing thinking a family trait? Any other cognitive distortions?
>>32335456In the future I hope my wife pulses her vagina while I mating press her before busting a huge load inside her
>>32337957I don't remember, it was a one-night stand from several years ago. I don't recall fingering her or eating her out beforehand, as I didn't think we'd actually be going that far (it was my first time in such a circumstance, and it was VERY spur of the moment). We made out for a while, and then she sucked my dick for a short while, and then I was putting a condom on and we went at it.I'll be totally honest, I'm quite confident I didn't give her a good time. I wasn't very experienced, and I was mostly stunned that the situation was even happening.
>>32337981>I have a small vagina>that's why I need thick cock to feel goodkeep coping sister
>>32337982>it's men talking about having sex right now not womenYeah, women. They do that all the time, how new are you?
>>32337981does bigger around than a silver dollar count as thick?
>>32337980it doesn't I just hate you right now
>>32337990feeling's mutual.
>>32337984>you refused to help her at all?I'm helping her move, which is quite frankly more than she'd ever be willing to do for me lol.
State gender, you ever cry in a walk in freezer?
Some tranny got elected to congress and now a hot republican milf mommy is moving to ban trannies from bathrooms on Capitol Hill.How many levels of post-irony are we on now?
>>32337989That's a good size for me. Not too thin at all
>>32337996No, did punch a couple boxes tho
Some girls have tighter and generally better pussies femanon. Others you can barely feel. If you're coping with "ur durr foreplay" i got bad news.
I want to clarify that I'm not the one who gave attention to the girl who called me a loose pussy hoe
>>32337998You like em thicker than that?
State gender.How many thread regulars can you name?
>>32337935>>32337981I'm super into receiving oral, but my girth just results in girls quickly complaining that their jaw is sore. Shit sucks.
>>32337997There was also a gay man who actually threatened that republican with death as well. So much for being tolerant and peaceful.
>>323380035cm thick is "the dream"but 4cm is greatBut I don't really like anything thinner than the 3cm mark
>>32337880How can you softlock yourself in that game?
>>32337961It freaks me out too ngl>>32338004All of them and your mom cuz she's a regular in my bed>>32337996Not yet
>>32337977What do those taste like??
>>32338004FJH, QT, the Bri'ish guy who posts his ppnot much else>>32338005:/ I do complain about my jaw hurting but I try my best!
>>32337880>softlockNigga just restart the console lmao
>>32338007Mine is 14.5cm around
>>32337886F. Don't mind giving it, LOVE receiving it.
>I am a loose vagina slut! Look at me!!
>>32337906Haha get fucked
>>32338004MJH but all I know is that she's supposedly black, I have no idea what the lore is on her.
>>32338017Big vaginas can be nice. You can go hard without them complaining
>>32337880I fail to see the problem>32338017imagine being this butthurt about someone else's anatomy
>>32337886MI'm not a sex haver but it is appealing
>>32338006>so much for the tolerant left but unironicallyNeck, lamp post, NOW!
>>32338012The complaints are fine; a woman is allowed to feel tired or sore and want to slow down or stop because of it. My frustration is that I've never had a woman be passionate beyond that, either by wanting to suck my dick so bad she keeps at it or by just pacing herself by using her hands more. Or, heck, just hopping on my dick instead of just losing steam and being a little put off would be amazing.
>Imagine being this butthurt about someone else's anatomyImagine commenting on mens genitals over with the purpose of making them feel bad about themselves and then playing a victim when someone comments on your genitals.
>>32338007I'm 16.5 cm thick and I'm worried when I finally become a sex-haver it'll be a problem
>>32338026>with the purpose of making them feel badThat was not my intention and I'm sorry if I hurt you>>32338025you deserve better anon! You'll find your committed woman
>>32338004MOff the top of my head? Medium shirt, anon :3, Exhibanon, JH, Blue Eyes, the /incek/, Cat Poster, ENTJ (RIP hopefully), myself.>>32338010Holy is like a less chemical mouthwash. Very refreshing but tastes purifying. Curse contrarily is like grape cough medicine without any sweetness.So if you eat a blessed apple, it’ll leave your mouth feeling clean after. If you eat a cursed apple, you’ll shudder with revulsion.
>>32338030>myself.Who are you?
if you're in your 30s, not asian, using dildos thicker than average dick regularly there's no way your pussy is tight
>>32338031I am all of me.
>>32338029Obviously was your intention
>>32338032>not asianYou could just say "short"
>>32338032Thicc milf pussy might be the best
>>32337311Do you not enjoy giving in to your animalistic instincts with someone you love?
>>32338036It was really not anon. I'm sorry, I mean it.
>>32338032I've never used dildos tho or am over 30 so I wouldn't knowt. tight pussy anon
>>32335456Not into femdom or ballbusting personally but watching it in porn is hot. Tied up twinks getting their balls smacked with a paddle is hot
>>32338041>"cunnilingus is just a way for men to compensate for lack of dick size"Does this sound like someone who intends to make men feel good?
>>32338037Counterpoint, latinas
How do I know if my pussy is tight or not? Can I measure that?
>>32338047See a gynecologist
>>32338047Measure by fingers
>>32338044Buddy, I've got some bad news for you...
>>32338047How many fingers? How many fit comfortably inside? That’s the test.
>>32338049I have but they surely do not measure pussy tightness.
>>32338032My exgf says she's afraid I'll take her ring off when she fingers me, so I'm confident I'm plenty tight. Not that I feel like it matters, since dicks are so big anyways.
>>32338045That wasn't me though.>>32338047I only figured mine was because I was told that specifically by guys who'd had sex before with other girls. That and some reactions/it generally being hard to slide in even when I'm wet.
>>32338043You still have a large vagina
>>32338050And is there a tightness chart or something?
>>32338055> since dicks are so big anyways.Allow me to introduce myself
>>32338045that was me not herI'm glad I made you sethee
>>32338059No
>>32338052Without forcing it at all? I would have to try, I never put anything inside when masturbating.
>>32338029Hopefully the woman I married will just eventually rediscover her libido. I dunno if you saw my comments yesterday (or the day before?) feeling sad that, while my wife was super horny early on and repeatedly mentioned an oral fixation, she later seemingly no libido and decided that her "oral fixation" was just for chewing on things and had nothing to do with dicks (even though she had a boyfriend before me and should've been able to figure out what an "oral fixation" meant from that), but yeah.
>>323380592 female fingers is tight, 3 is normal, 4 is loose
>>32338063Yeah, without forcing or discomfort.
>>32338062Unfortunate.
>>32338044lol
Is it bad that the best pussy I ever had was loose?
>>32338065>>32338067Ok, I will try and report back.
>>32338025yeah it would be pretty cool to encounter a woman who's really viscerally into you and is just excited about getting you off in the same way you are for her. I'm pretty sure the women I've been with in life have had a good time, but I never sense that same kind of raw hungry lust out of them that I'm experiencing for them sometimes. >you're just not chad!maybe, but I feel like it's still pretty rare or nonexistent even for the absolute apex guys.
>>32338069>>32338051I just don’t like the idea of myself being the sub
>>32338070No
>>32338065>>32338067So, 1 was np, 2 go in easy, 3 I would have to use force to push in, so I stopped there. Still not sure, maybe it would change a lot if I am aroused.
Reminder there a femanon attempting to finger herself RIGHT NOW because of this thread. I'm so proud of us.
>>32338077Now taste yourself
>>32338078>discounting the constant masturbating that is already admitted to
>>32338077It’d probably change a little bit but I’d say you’re normal unless you just have very small hands
>>32338078I will go wash my hands now. >>32338079No, but I did smell my fingers.
>>32338064I'm sorry to hear anon. Women go through some libido changes (men do too but it's more noticeable with women). Have you tried experimenting different things? Is she open to the idea?
>>32338077In my experience, women fingering themselves with two fingers is pretty typical. I'm noticeably thicker than four fingers, so that's always a fun time.
>>32338081Good to know.
>>32338085That sounds a bit painful.
I really hate the feelings of inserting fingers in my vagina argh
>>32338089Use my cock instead
>>32338089Me too. Never doing this ever again. Why is is to spongy, ew.
>>32338091to me I think what bothers me the most are the nails-
>>32338089>>32338091This is why women need men
>>32338091>>32338094>>32338089Use my fingers instead
>>32338094Yes true and the angle is not ideal either somehow.
>>32338097No, I need men because I want to feel his cum inside me. It's not enough that he can insert his pp I must also have my juice
>>32338097Yes.
>>32338098Ok, come over.
>>32338064>Hopefully the woman I married will just eventually rediscover her libidoGood fucking luck lol, I've never seen that come to a reasonable conclusion, it either gets solved through something completely retarded and not replicable or both parties descend into misery or divorce. I'd start your glow up now and just cut back on emotional investment in her.My wife "rediscovered" her libido when she was complaining about her friends to me on their girl's night and with a bit of box wine in their systems all of them enthusiastically started offering to fuck me for her. I found this out thanks to a relative of mine who hangs out with them, I don't know if she knows that I know, but there are no more dry spells. Like I said, this is never resolved in a reasonable way.
>>32338105Alright, I expect sex and a kiss
>>32338106*complaining about me to her friends
>reading through threadHow the hell is a round forehead a sign of someone being a tranny? If anything a round forehead is feminine
>>32338083I'm praying it's her birth control. She started birth control just before we met, and since she's so physically affectionate (lots of kisses, hugs, playfully touching or slapping my butt), I think she didn't notice her libido fading, as we were still having sex fairly regularly. There's just no passion or desire in it from her side anymore, though. As an example, if I suggest a new position for us to try later, then during sex, she's like "so what was that thing you wanted to do?" as opposed to having any interest herself. She never comes up with suggestions herself. She only enjoys sex with me for the romantic connection, not lust. She hasn't masturbated in well over a year, and she hasn't had an orgasm in well over two years, and she's rejected all my offers to finger her or eat her out or use any toys on her.I've stopped pursuing sex from my side at all, and so we haven't had sex or done anything sexual in over two weeks. I don't think she's even noticed. Whenever she DOES notice (she only takes birth control so that we can have sex, so surely she'll eventually notice that we haven't taken advantage of that in a while, right?), we'll have a long conversation about it. I've tried to bring it up before, but she's quick to shrug it off (e.g. "my day-to-day isn't really that arousing" and then changing the subject) and I don't want to be pushy about it.
>>32338111If you've had all the kids you want to have offer to get snipped if she goes off BC?
>>32335456I need to overstimulate a woman during sex, I need her vagina to become so sensitive it’s almost painful after fucking so long. She’s desperate for me to slow down but too incoherent to stop my strong powerful thrusts
>>32338111>She only enjoys sex with me for the romantic connection, not lust. She hasn't masturbated in well over a year, and she hasn't had an orgasm in well over two years, and she's rejected all my offers to finger her or eat her out or use any toys on her.Oh man... :(Yeah it really seems to be hormonal. I've always been really high libido, and from what I speak with my friends, it's apparently about hormonal imbalances. You may be right on the money about BC.>I've stopped pursuing sex from my side at all, and so we haven't had sex or done anything sexual in over two weeks;_; not good>and I don't want to be pushy about it.This is a hard line to dance as a man. You don't want to be forceful or seem like an asshole. at the same time maybe this goes deeper? How's her self esteem been?I remember I still would have sex, but I wouldn't do it if I couldn't use an oversized shirt, because I hated being perceived. It got better after I got generally happier
>>32338112I have a consultation appointment scheduled for next month. She acknowledges that birth control might be affecting her libido, but I don't think she realizes how different she is compared to when we met. She's repeatedly stated that continuing to take birth control is no big deal to her, so while she hasn't described it like this, it feels like she thinks of me trying to get a vasectomy as this weird, arbitrary thing I'm pursuing. I don't bring it up much.If we have a conversation about our lack of sex before then, though, I'd just ask if she'd be willing to stop taking birth control immediately. I'd rather her want to fuck me, even if we weren't able to fuck (she doesn't like condoms), than for us to fuck when there's just no active desire from her.
>>32338109It's bullshit
>>32338124
>>32338114Eat her out till she cums at least once, put her legs on your shoulders in missionary, read and react to her body, when she cums go harder. It turns women to mush. I literally think they’d do anything you ask them to
>>32338115>>32338115>Yeah it really seems to be hormonal. I've always been really high libido, and from what I speak with my friends, it's apparently about hormonal imbalances. You may be right on the money about BC.Looking it up, her birth control IS hormonal (Sronyx, a combination of a progestin and an estrogen), so yeah.>;_; not goodI was expecting to be called a needy bitch for complaining about only two weeks of nothing sexual, so thank you for this.>This is a hard line to dance as a man. You don't want to be forceful or seem like an asshole.God, yes, exactly. Being pushy about sex at ALL, even just to talk about it, has only ever pushed women away in my experience.>maybe this goes deeper? How's her self esteem been?Despite my constant praise of her, it's never been great. That said, it wasn't great when we met either, and that was when she talked about how eager she was to feel my cock in her mouth, when she was masturbating reasonably frequently. (We started long-distance.)>I remember I still would have sex, but I wouldn't do it if I couldn't use an oversized shirt, because I hated being perceived.She's had body image issues, even though she's objectively attractive to the point that both men and women have complimented her appearance in public, even when I'm with her. And it's pretty rare for her to get fully naked for sex.
finna die
>>32337895I love this guy because he gives me hope as a manlet
>>32337895Am i supposed to know who that is?
>>32338120>continuing to take birth control is no big deal for herShitty metaphor, but that's like the user of any drug declaring that it's no big deal to them because the negative consequences haven't hit in full yet, the impact that her birth control is having on her relationship is in fact a big deal to her, even if she's blind to it because she's not actively being served with divorce papers yet. Don't treat it as a swap for a vasectomy, just tell her that you're concerned BC is harming your intimacy and you want her to take a break from it and see if it helps, and if it does you two can explore alternative long term birth control options. If she refuses and thinks the status quo is fine, then it's time to consider the gym routine + free divorce consultation combo.
>>32338146reminds me of another jew (Timothée Chalame) who's 5'10 with super ugly eyes but he has a bunch of fangirls
>>32338133Sounds like a mixture of she having low self-esteem (needs to get better from her own accord), and the BC is also playing a factor.Medication really fucks with you.Hell, I know how much anxiety meds changed me (positively). It's all in our brain chemicals.I'm not sure if therapy is warranted but if she's anything like my, she could benefit from it if going off the BC or trying a different one doesn't work
>>323381625'10s do not suffer
>>32338162>super ugly eyesWtf what's wrong with his eyes
>>32338162>Everyone I dislike is Jewish!!1
>>32338172>His mother, Nicole Flender, is a third-generation New Yorker, of half Russian Jewish and half Austrian Jewish descent.
>>32338172Stop noticing things
>tfw ex-colleague I was chatting to last night DM'd me good morning>tfw just asked again how I'm feeling and chatting This is a good sign hopefully? But even if she doesn't like me that way I'm happy to just stay in touch cause they're pretty cool. I gotta watch my money cause I'm jobless rn but maybe we could go for a couple of drinks. What are some other cheap/laid-back meetup ideas?
>>32338177She us just concerned that you got fired.
>>32338177maccas and parking lot make out session
>>32338182This is the ideal date.
>>32338182>maccas.Macca's is a shout actually >parking lot make out sessionKekI can't drive though and it's freezing atm>>32338181Yeah maybe
>>32335456Do women ever feel scared that there are men who want to fuck them?
only you, incel is worried about making a girl feel scared, chad has never wondered this.
>>32337895Literally who?
>>32338206Sometimes. I like it.
>>32338181Also she just asked what I'm up to tonight, I can't say shitposting, making beats and watching anime...
>>32338234Why not?
>>32338206I get scared that there are men who want to fuck me and may be crazy enough to act on it.
>>32338235Bc that's nerdyAnyway fuck it I basically said that lmao
>>32338024>>so much for the tolerant left but unironicallyI like how you accuse people of being hateful and evil because that is what you are.
>>32338237Believe me nothing gets my dick softer than a western woman.
>>32338302funny that you mention that, I saw a scientific paper recently that said trannies and femboys are having a better time dating men now than women are.
>>32338299You're genetically a peasant, a filthy cockroach of society who only finds purpose in serving those richer and more powerful. An evolutionary dead-end bootlicker. Enjoy your tariffs, if you even know what they are.
>>32338315Who said I was a communist?
>>32338322fucking WRECKED!!!
>>32338299Projection is all they have have.
>>32338315Reactionary right wingers are just as annoying and insufferable as the wokies. fucking fag, just shut up
>>32338315Did you know a bunch of papers came out that said that men are happier and doing better overall than woman? People like you wanted to destroy gender roles and marriage and I honestly have to thank you for making it acceptable to not care about anyone and have kids.
Femanons how can I ask for a second chance from a girl who I went on a date with back in Feb?She blamed herself for everything even though I told her not to, but I just wish I could try again with her, she originally told me that she would be open to dating again in the future but I am not sure if she really meant it.
>>32338342Is this the girl with arthritis?
>>32338346No
>>32338349Am I the girl with arthritis?
>>32338109Kids these days aren't taught proper phrenology
Women into getting oral:Would you be into a guy going down on you for an extended period of time, through multiple orgasms? I have a fantasy where I just keep going until my partner is exhausted and barely able to moveSort of flooding her brain with pleasureIs that possible? I know as a guy that's not really possible but I don't know enough about female orgasms
>>32337422Bottom right is most attractive. Top left is cutest
>>32337555>Isle of manLol
>>32337886MYes please
>>32337555>more big ass votersWell makes sense why the IQ in here is so low. I should probably leave for a whiter board.
>>32337886MaleI want to do it so badly and I want to hold hands while I do it and feel her thighs around my head
>>32337886Mnasty, like women.
