Shit bros. I'm a pretty good looking guy, dare I say a 7, maybe I just have shit self-esteem, might be an 8. Used to get a lot of female attention in school and college, yeah? Not just some ugly girls, but very pretty ones, hell, the school chaddess went after my dick. Shit, she was seeking me out long after graduation. Well, I'm out, going clubbing and whatnot, and it's just not the same. It was easier before, now you have to jump through hoops.Shit, I'm using tinder, and it's kind of a fucking disaster. It's pretty rare for me to actually pull a pretty girl on a date. But there's always like 10-20 likes on tinder, meaning there's ugly ass bitches swiping right on my ass like crazy. Should I fucking go for it, man? Fucking hellShit man, the girls I swipe right on? They're not even actually THAT pretty, pretty much matching me in looks. Hell, not pretty, they're just not offensively ugly, yeah? And that's with makeup on, man, so you know they're mid. Guess I only swipe left on 5 and lower, hell, I'll swipe right on a 5 if she seems fun, but it seems like even they swipe left on my ass lmaoI'm not even fucking picky, just don't be fat and ugly as hellWhat is this shit? Should I start picking bitches up from college or some shit? I had all kinds of pretty girls going after my ass, and now? It's a fucking desert, dick's fucking dry as hellShit, bitches are ghosting my ass after matching, tooHere I am, fucking settling for mid bar skanks on fridays that ain't SHIT compared to my cuties from back in high school, what in the fuck is going on Fucking hate clubs and shitty barsDid covid fuck people up? Or is this what being an adult is like? Fuck is this, bros?maybe I should, you know, maybe I should start smashing ugly pussy to get my dick wet more frequently
Fucking being a court jester and clowning for a goddamn tattooed whore with sunken eyes, alcohol breath and smoke clinging to her like second skin just to get pussy? Fucking humiliating shitI miss high school girlsHell, I miss college girls
Shit, back then? You could get laid for a burgerWith a cute, young, fun girl with light in her eyesShit, these days, I'm going to the seediest fucking bars, sifting through absolute waste for pussy, enough to make your fucking soul witherWhat in the fuckYou can get a fucking STD from the fucking air in these places, and then you'll get your fucking ass beatFucking bald ass "security" "face control" faggots with complexes and inadequacies they want to take out on you