I will suck the dick of anyone that can tell me how I can make money on the internet without using the words "get a job"
Buy stocks on Robinhood at a given price and then sell them at a higher price than you bought them for. You'll have to account for inflation as well.
>>32429928If you're willing to suck dick anyway, just do that? There's always money to be earned by sucking dick
>>32429928Content creation of some kind. Are you even remotely entertaining to talk to? Start streaming. Are you a thinking man? Do a podcast. Etc. This is, of course, a long shot from actually working but you can try I guess
>>32429928Blowjobs I can get for free, easily.Knowledge is far more valuable.
>>32429941>This is, of course, a long shot from actually working but you can try I guessGlad you added that. The chances of making a living off of that in a very oversaturated market are so slim they're really not worth even trying, unless it's a personal passion you'd be happy to do for 0 viewers anyway.
Etsy. Make cards or 3d prints or knitting idk.
>>32429928Acquire regular income in exchange for scheduled tasks
IGNORE THIS THREADthis is the same faggot NEET that has been making the same thread for several weeks now and shoots down every suggestion and acts like he's above itIGNORE THIS THREAD
>>32430034scheduled tasks?
>>32429928It's easier to say that you can't. I have worked as a programmer from home for many years, that's the only way that is reliable.
>>32429928Suck my cock first, bitch.
>>32430698No
>>32429928Get a job
>>32429928Go to work
>>32432008>>32432019You broke the rules. Now you must go to jail.
>>32432117I didn't use Ops words, so no I didn't break the rules"Go to work" are not the same symbols as "get a job", that would be "j, eat bog" or something like that.
>>32432135you sneaky bastard I owe you a blowjob
>>32432155Can I get a voucher? I would rather cash it in with someone I'm physically attracted to, and I don't know what your face or body look like.
>>32432164lol kek good idea I am kinda hideous
>>32432180I don't know that yet, you haven't shown anything. You might be cute, i don't know. The voucher would just cover me in all cases
>>32432184>You might be cutelet's not make this any gayer than it has to be
>>32432206Look, cuteness is in the eye of the beholder, so make with the voucher and/or your image.
>>32432226lol
>>32429928Acquire paid employment
>>32429928Use the internet to connect with me, we meet up, you suck my dick, I give you $$. Nowyou owe me a freebie though
>>32429928do something someone is willing to pay for, are you retarded? provide value and stop trying to extract things from people. you looking for easy money? well I'm not going to say it's impossible but you have to go deep into specialisation, be the only person doing a task for money, or be one doing something that a lot of people want and their isn't enough to go around, be a producer not a consumer retard
>>32432389>be one doing something that a lot of people want and their isn't enough to go around,got any examples?
>>32430088But how good are his dick sucking skills?
>>32429928@andsohewent on dis .. ill mentor (:
>>32429928Years ago I did Amazon mechanical turking. It wasn't a lot of money, and it was a real grind, but is certainly an option
>>32432599I heard mturk is shit these days. I used to do it too, but it's been years for me.The rise of AI has eliminated most of the jobs that were there.
>>32430088Why? I'm curious about the answers here myself
>>32429928Learn marketing skills. Apply it to social media. Start by reading dan kennedy. Basically sales is the fastest way to make money on your own, and if you have nothing worth selling you can just sell other people’s things whether they be information, products, services, etc. Entirely doable if you actually want to
>>32433421are you from blackhatworld?
>>32433274Ignore them. Delusional people like that tend to think everyone is the same person.In fact, they would probably think I'm samefagging you.
Bug Bountys assuming you're relatively technical. If not try selling shit you don't have and accept crypto for it (Don't actually that's MEEEEEAN)
>>32433513>If not try selling shit you don't have and accept crypto for it (Don't actually that's MEEEEEAN)Can they nail you for fraud if you do that?
>>32433518This is the purpose of accepting crypto (I wasn't specific enough to say don't use some public shit like bitcoin but idc it was a joke anyway) DON'T DO IT THO I'M TRYING TO BE FUNNY PLEASE GLOWIE WATCHING THE BOARD I'M FUCKING KIDDING PLEASEI didn't kms btw
>>32433547lol kek
>>32429928pretend to be a girl online and scam porn addicts on twitter or reddit
>>32429928Scammingor making AI onlyfans ig. Might be saturated now
>>32429928Commit cyber crime
>>32433641bonus if you're a good looking tranny
>>32433744>make money online>cyber crimelol
>>32429928Become a daddy demarco: the tylenol man.
>>32429928Suck a billion dicks for 1 dollar each. Become a billionaire. Easy.
>>32436758I think OP would be dead from all the diseases in the sperm of those billions of dicks
>>32436807Blowjobs are very safe, and think of all the money he'll be able to save not buying food.
>>32429928If you already have money in the bank then simply invest in crypto. The next 12 months are going to be a wild ride to the top. Get in now and enjoy the green candles.
>>32436815>all the money he'll be able to save not buying food.lmao you're sick dude ahahahaha oh god
>>32433721>Scamminghow?
>>32429941Keep in mind that streaming, podcast, internet 'content creation' requires significantly more time spent for less money than a real job. Even the people who 'make it' (get rich from it) put in tens of thousands of hours first
Turns out OP is no sucking any of our dicks!
>>32436865ghey
>>32437170Well, it's shrooms, what can you do?
>>32437188honestly, from the thumbnail, it looked like a half dissection of a human brain from a cadaverI was like, what the fuck is that
>>32429928find employment
>>32429928It's not technically on the internet but...ubereatsgrubhubdoordashum... what are the others?instacart?taskrabbit?it's manual labor nontheless
i'm not gay
>>32439631yes you are
Nobody’s even mentioned bitcoin. What are you retards doing?
>>32444763think someone mentioned crypto earlier
>>32444763I've got $50. What can I do to turn that into $300, in the next 2 to 3 days, using bitcoin or crypto?
>>32444794I will suck pussy if anyone can tell me this.
>>32444778I did not say crypto. Only Bitcoin.
>>32429928Draw furry porn
>>32448783you fail
>>32448804I'm not a fag and don't want my dick sucked, get a job.
>>32432164>Can I get a voucher?i think you just invented an alternative to the gold standard
>>32444794I still want to know
>>32444794You cannot. If you are that poor, get coins from the bank, weed out the silver, return the rest, repeat until you have all silver and sell it at a pawn shop.
>>32451669Wait, what? Do they actually make coins with metals that are worth more than the value the coin represents?
>>32430009Only 2 kinds of people are successful from podcasts. Famous people who decided to start one or nobodies who talked about popular topics for a very, very, very looooong time. Years before they started accumulating a following.
>>32433421This. If youve spent time reading biographies or just books in general from men whove made millions in their business or platform, you'll notice a very, very similar trend on how they started off.They started in sales. Want to get rich? Its sales. Always has been.
>>32451851Not op, but I went from customer service to sales. I've sold clothes to medical devices and I don't think I'm a very good salesman, I read some books on selling and understand the concept of being a good salesman. I need steady employment, I'm considering car sales while I get a medical device business up. If not car sales, I have a degree but I forgot almost everything taught to me, would I be able to just sell "you can consult me about this project" essentially just saying they're right or wrong for a hour and onto the next?
>>32451804This only kind of worked until recently. Quarters in circulation prior to 1965 were made of silver. If you went to the bank and exchanged bills for quarters, you had a decent chance of getting multiple quarters minted before 65. The problem now is the jew banks have been systematically plucking out these coins from their banks to "put them out of circulation", which is total bullshit and theyre just doing it because the silver now is far more valuable than the coin.You'd be very lucky to get any old coins from banks nowadays. Better off just going to the supermarket and ask the cashier for the till of quarters in exchange for bills.
>>32451862What you're selling is nearly as important as you salesmanship skills. You could be the worst salesman in the world, but if youre in the right market, you'll still sell. Back in the 90s and 2000s when condos were super popular, guys with no experience in selling would make absolute bank in selling these package deals because they already had a line of people wanting to buy before they even picked up the phone. The marketing for the product your selling is more important than the product itself.Clothes are a novelty, there are 80 million different brands and no one really gives a fuck about the brand you're wearing. Medical devices are a super niche market and remind me of the movie The Pursuit of Happyness. Probably a losing sell from the get go. Cars are far more necessary to the average person, but the market is extremely saturated and brands dont particularly stick out from one another. It doesnt help that the economy is also in shambles at the moment so the average person isnt really interested in forking over thousands of dollars for a ride.The only thing I can think of that has stood the test of time in sales is Real Estate. Doesn't matter if the economy is up, down, left, right or in fucking circles, people will still buy homes or rent out properties. Only issue that stops the average guy from pursuing is it takes a bit of cash to start off. You can start with little or no money, but it becomes significantly harder by doing so.
Bump. I wanna know how to make money online also.
>>32451902See ->>32451851
>>32451897So essentially rich dad poor dad.
>>32429928Find an attractive friend that posts on IG frequently. Put her through an ai nudifier. Make an OFProfit
>>32452038Yes. Its a fantastic book and everyone should give it a read or listen on audible.
>>32452043goddamn AI is getting good at this shithow the fuck will we be able to tell real people from fake people in ten years?
>>32429928I won't read quick cash for subhuman who can't plan ten minutes ahead threads.
>>32453754omg it's I won't read guy!!!!and he's back with his assholish dickheaded statements as usualwelcome back I won't read guy!!!good to have yacan't wait to see what rude insult you're gonna pull out of your ass next :D
>>32453331AI is shit
>>32454029I wont read guy is a retard
>>32429928come on now, let's make ourselves fucking rich!!!
>>32429928Learn a useful skill - check freelance websites for what skills are in demand - sell that skill to other people for money. I learnt marketing and now charge $2k for it, only need to spend around $300 in ads to get 1 - 2 clients per month. Also requires sales skills.
>>32458773>sales skills.damn does everything require that?
>>32458787yes, life is sales. its the most valuable skill in the entire world, and you don't have to be extroverted. Introverts are better at it.
>>32458799>Introverts are better at it.oh shit, I'm an introvert...
>>32458900I know you are because you're on this site.
>>32458902my gosh you know me so well
>>32429928>find old items you don't use >sell them on ebay or vinted
>>32429928Who wants a bj from a man? That's fucking gross.
>>32452009Do you live alone or with family? Do you buy anything at all? Do anything for enjoyment?
>>32459100>Who wants a bj from a man?well... gay men for starters
>>32429934kekkk
>>32458773You mean "learn a useful skill the next ten years in a fulltime job before you apply for freelance work". Not what was asked.
>>32459517This
I don't really care about OP being a faggot but I've been thinking about this too. Already have a job but I have a lot of downtime to do other types of remote work if I wanted to.I was thinking of setting up near zero-cost websites and accuring ad revenue on them. Not like SEO garbage but meme novelty sites that follow trends and get views.I suppose this is harder than I'm thinking considering everyone just sits in their walled gardens on TikTok or whatever. I'm not sure I'm interested in playing games on those platforms unless I could automate uploads and spend very little time trying to optimize.Basically I want to make the internet a little worse while making money off of it.
>>32429928hello OP. I will give you a step by step guide on how to make money on the internet. Millions of people use this method. First, find around 100 pictures of a female woman. The more nudes, the better. Second, make a discord account. From here, it's up to you whether or not you want to wait so that your account looks older or more trustworthy. When you have had enough of waiting, go into google and type, "e girl discord server". Join any of them and go into the general chat. From here, you will select your target of single lonely men. Try to use some tactics so the single lonely men you are targeting get friendly and lower their guard. You can either flirt with them in the general chat or move the messaging to Direct Message, where nobody can really stop you. Ideally, you want to play it slow and slowly reveal yourself over time to whoever wants to be your e boyfriend. Try to be slow when you ask for money in the DMS on discord. Eventually, some men will cave and send you their money out of desperation. U can make them send you money by sending the nudes you found first and then going like, "can you help me pay for groceries." You have to play on their desire to help so that way you can take the money and run. You weren't really their girlfriend anyways, but you have 100+ pictures and nudes to pretend to be their girlfriend and get money in the way mentioned above. And once you get bored, block, and find your next target. A highschooler could do this and so could you. I guarantee you will make at least $100 dollars the first week if you do as I instructed correctly. Congrats on the payday!
>>32429928wanna be my gf?
>>32459559people that have websites that average over 50k users per month make like $500/month from google ads. you think you can just generate a website, without using any seo/marketing/copywriting, that will average over 50k users per month? a wageslave working at minimum wage is making more than that in a week. if you can find a way to get over 100k subs to a youtube channel you could be looking at over 50k/year, but how can you do that if you think marketing is a meme?
>>32459599>but how can you do that if you think marketing is a memeI just have to get over it. This boomer-type inhibition (as well as other things) is really keeping me back.I feel confident enough that I can automate a lot of the slop creation without too much effort on my part. The issue will be the starting cost, which will just be time, which I have plenty of.What isn't probably helpful is that I am talking in terms of vague ideas. I think I have the know how but not the what. The opposite of an ideas guy.
>>32459567NTA but i volunteer
>>32429934How? Guys on Grindr will literally pay you to let them suck your dick
>>32429928Donating blood plasma. Considering it myself, personally. It doesn't seem glamorous & as long as you have no ethical qualms with it, they technically pay you "for your time" in exchange for siphoning off the plasma in your blood. Your body regenerates what they take about every 2 days as long as you're eating & drinking plent of fluids. If you live in a big city, there's bound to be a center nearby, but look on Google Maps for reviews (some places suck (heh) worse than others).
>>32460965*glamorous, but
>>32460965I will suck your blood
>>32460965Don't do this, it's for niggers and crackheads. Your health will be destroyed afterwards. You have been warned.
>>32462842damn that bad huh? is the damage that bad?
>>32463035hmm?
>>32436822which cryptos thoughBTC?
>>32463035hmmmmmmm?
>>32430098A fucking job nigga
>>32467673A blowjob?
>>32429928"Sell yourself" if your a broke tard. Sell services, it can be as simple as chatting with people. Build a network of paying client's then milk them. Example:I play video games all day. I met some bros over COD matches and teach noobs how to boost their KDR.VSI'm a Competitive E-Sport's Consultant. I connect teams in online matches, set up event's and coach promising players.It's all in the pitch. Get one sucker hooked and you have 10.
>>32468062nice
Go find spoopy stuff and capture it on camera and become internet famous.
>>32429928Become a Youtuber
Go back in time and invest in bitcoin
Become the first trans person to grow an actual womb
Cure people from their sickness and revive the deadSomeone will toss you a bone
>>32469292nice I should have thought of that one
>>32459517Learn multiple skills and combine them. Yes if you just know copywriting or just video editing, it will be hard getting work.
Make garbage tiktok videos on your petsGet 1000+ followersJoin the Affiliate programSwitch to a specific niche and make videos on affiliate productsGet good at copywriting and video editing
>>32451851https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=35DSdw7dHjs"They say I can sell anything."
>>32472067what
>>32470429It will be hard without a reference like a curriculum.
