Am I too ugly for Bumble? Am I doomed to be an incel virgin? I've been getting 0 likes in 3 days.
>>32456643>I've been getting 0 likes in 3 days.That's normal, anon.
>>32456651What can I do to speed things up and get laid? :(
>>32456662Have a good profile, get good photos - preferrably of you doing interesting things - and be patient. Bumble isn't a hookup app after all.
>>32456668I don't know how to take good photos :P. I just want a gf, that's all. Wrote in the description that I'm a game dev and archive worker but women might think I'm poor.
>>32456643You look fine, see guys like you with really attractive gfs all the time. You won't stand out on online profiles though but that's the same story for most men. The picture here >>32456674 is much better. Smile in the op is a bit creepy ngl.
>>32456679Damn, I've got no way to interact with women in my county, Romania. And I'm really fucked. Is showing them my game a good idea to get laid?
>>32456692No. Do not do that. Women do not think like men do. You need to show your value as a potential provider who isn't boring.
>>32456662Have pictures in front of expensive cars you own or on expensive vacations probably helps the most besides being a photogenic model posing in a cool way. I'm not trying to be an asshole this is what online dating has become for guys. If you sit on your profile for like a month to a few years tho you will probably eventually match with some girls you are attracted to still. Girls are on this sit for 5 minutes and find someone or just want attention.
>>32456702or unironically they are chasing chad, but a lot of guys are realistically chasing stacey too
>>32456643You are decent looking, but that smirk is kind of weird. Like :]
>>32456696Fuck me, I even printed my games name on a shirt and used it in my profile Pic. >>32456702I don't leave my house that often. And I don't own a car. :(
>>32456714Your face or body is not the main problem it's the way you're using it, dude your photos are creepy as f it's not surprising you're not getting any match .You need to study how to make good and maculine photos, if Benedict Cumberbatch can seem hot (even with his alien face) then most of us can too, it's about class, masculinity and being in shape.
>>32456771i agree with this anon
>>32456714you look so mlady cringe creepy here i honestly wonder if you are trollin
>>32456779I'm not, I'm a schizoid. I really don't know what I'm doing wrong. Honest to God.
>>32456800this one you look basically fine though like a poor eastern euro or something
>>32456803I'm not getting laid, am I? :'(
>>32456643I got 2 likes on bumble and tinder combinedI got like way more on Hinge, and some with surprisingly attractive girls although I'm new to dating so still figuring out how to behave Apps are weird, you need good pics. You look perfectly normal desu but this is a remarkably boring picture.
>>32456806Is this one better?
>>32456824No. You need pictures of you looking relaxed, outdoors, maybe on the beach, with friends, smiling, having fun. A simple selfie against a wall is a 0/10 immediate left swipe unless you are naturally very attractive, and these people are very few and far between. Sadly neither your nor I are in that category.
>>32456805just keep your hook in the water, consider your bait, and stop staring at the guy with a net
>>32456834It's not bait. I'm just a tad clueless to what women want.
>>32456838Troll confirmed
>>32456643Stop using dating apps
>>32456643No but your photo is low effort which is a huge turn offYou're just like "wow look at me I'm such a. Low value man in his mom's basement"
>>32456714>I don't leave my house that often. And I don't own a car. :(Yea I can tell faggot. You look like you don't go outside and like you're poor. Maybe get a car first before thinking about dating faggot. Also you have the gay whiney male personality which is cringe af
>>32456800You dress like an incel from iranYou know what everybody I think it's better if he remains single. Some people are meant to be alone.
>>32457116But 23andme says I'm white :(
>>32456643You're not ugly, but you take terrible pictures. Yes, there is a difference.This pic >>32456674 would be pretty good if it wasn't for your bad posture. You're slouching.
>>32456643You have autism mouth
>>32456643Eastern European.
>>32456643Honestly, it's the photos. Hire a photographer, tell them you want photos for your dating profile, and they will know what to do. They will tell you how to dress, how to pose, and will take you to the right places. Just listen to them.
>>32457140We need you back to /int/.
>>32456643>>32456692>>32456714>>32456824>>32456838Part of your problem is you're not smiling with your teeth, and are instead doing banana smiles. People tend to find these creepy. The bottom part of related for converting those into the beloved duchenne smile, you're 90% of the way there.
>>32456824pic relatedyou have attractive features but holy shit you look autistic
>>32456643You are not ugly per se, but you give off some creepy vibes. You look a bit like Alek Minassian. I think the stare gives away your mental illness and that's the main turn off. Your facial features are okay.The best picture is the one with the hat. Your eyes look normal there and you look less fucked up in the head. If you can get a picture like that, without the hat and in the same position maybe sitting at a table with a glass, I think it would be better. I can maybe photoshop it for you, but I need the same angle without the hat and without your hand on your chin.
No selfies. Ever. 1 max. Either use pictures of you doing cool shit taken by other people. OR if that is not possible for whatever reason,>>32457846This.
>>32457846>>32458417No, it's the eyes. His stare gives away creepy vibes. The rest will not be able to save him, and the photographer is paid to do the job... he will never admit that OP needs to fix his stare.
>>32456643You're not even ugly, You have good facial features. You just look like a weak emasculated nerd. Grow out your hair, Shave your fucking facial hair or grow a beard, and start lifting weights. Don't take pictures in autistic hoodies. Some of you chuds have no idea what ugly actually is. Also, take care of your balding. >>32456800Again, You look like a weak creepy nerd. You have a good face but you need to put on muscle mass. Don't listen to these black pill retards that says muscles don't help. They definitely would. Yes face is important, But if you have a skeleton frame and dress like a nerd, it'll turn women off. Women see you and think you LOOK WEAK and have no sex appeal whatsoever. Go to the gym, Start eating more protein and put on mass and grow out your hair. Simple, You're in a far better position than most of us.
>>32456643>I've been getting 0 likes in 3 daysthat's what i get on gay apps when i log for just one minute, and i don't look that much better (maybe i do though)conclusion: become a gay to get more likes from losers
>>32458518I started doing chinups and pull-ups. Every now and then at work. Is it enough?
>>32456643You’re totally unremarkable looking. Just a brown eyed mutt
>>32456824Projecting the full power of 'tism through the screen
>>32456838>>32456824>>32456714>>32456800>>32456692>>32456643Do not smile in photos, it is submissive behavior, and because it is against man's nature, a man smiling is disconcerting. You can smile and laugh with friends, put to pose for the camera and smile and smirk is unnerving. Women can smile in photos because their nature is submissive.>>32456674This is the best photo you posted.
>>32460092You're talking about submissive behavior, but the picture you praise has him sitting like a women sits to pee. His face is okay-ish on that pic, but the way he sits shows he's weak. He needs to put his legs apart a little more.
>>32460111every pic looks fucking garbage, that one is the least garbage
>>32460111Best photo of the bunch, not the best possible photo, though it is a good photo.And no, posing in the way you suggested does not match his vibe.
When I used Bumble I got 16 likes in a week
>>32460150>>32460163He is sitting like a literal fag. His posture reeks of a weak man, even for a beta like me. I am not saying he should spread his legs completely, but he needs to keep them straight at the very least and maybe slightly outwards. He has to straighten his back as well.His posture is one of a beaten dog.
>>32460206Wrong.
>>32460206it depends, i wouldn't do that with people sitting next to me. but the posture is definitely one of the things making it look garbage.
This better?
>>32460315Or this?
>>32460342And with my game.
Holy shit, it worked :D. 2 likes already. Thank you frens.
>>32456643u look like the male nurse i had for my shirtless ekg
>>32460111>>32460092can just crop that pic down to head + shoulders and it should be fine
>>32456838beanies are machine washable btw
>>32456643Try this OP. Wasn't sure if you're from Moldova or not. Tell me so I can remove the cyrillic.
>>32461421I think it's better to leave the other guy on the picture, because it indicates you have friends and are accepted by your peers. This is important for women. Especially if they see you hang out with other good looking guys. It gives them the validation that you are not a freak. Also, the guy in the picture is holding the Sustainable Development Goals wheel so you could add to your bio that you are a militant for the environment and it will make the girls really wet.
>>32461421>vladmore like chadif he uses this pic women will keep asking him for his friend's info hahahahahahaha
>>32457116this
>>32456643Incel eyes You dress and look boring, you also have a very weird phenotype, go home to where girls look like you
>>32456643change location to philippines you will get 200 likes in a week
also use this picture, you're welcome, I cropped it so you dont look like an idiot
>>32462025No. You can see the low shoulders and the arms going in.Use either>>32461421or>>32461427Just tell me if you want me to blur the face a little, because I feel like the face is clearer than the rest of the pic. Tell me if you notice it.
>>32462034ooh yeah the picture you tagged is good too, anyway he should use both, only 1 picture is a ick
>>32456643Your pictures are really bad, you seem frail and weak, and your haircut is awful.I'm a hobbyist game dev too and I still have time to hit the gym 5-6 times a week. How can you even get to the age of 28 like this, have you never reflected on yourself
Serial killer vibes bro ahah
>>32462194This, plus every image of you looks AI or photoshoppedGet a friend to take a candid picture of you.
Again, you need to have someone else take pictures of you while you are doing something outside of your house
>>32456643Try this one too OP. Say you took it when you visited a national park in Canada. I think it looks less odd this way.
>>32456643Try this one as well.
>>32462503>>32462264those should be deleted forever
>>32462579Why?
Let's just say, you look like Odo from Star Trek if he developed a weed addiction.
>>32460315>>32460342>>32460381no
>>32461989his eyes are his least incel part
>>32456643you look fine it's probably the rest of your profile, like the way you answered the personality questions. Girls can tell when you're desperate for sex. The way you talk is pretty unappealing anyway, you just talk about getting laid instead of actually dating someone. Girls aren't on bumble for one night stands, go on tinder for that.>>32456692there are more than enough girls that like vidya. What's the point of lying and ending up with someone that hates them? Just make sure to show off that sitting behind your pc all day isn't the only thing you do>>32456838this pic is actually pretty cute but don't make it your first pic, they'll think you're bald
Pussy picture. How about you go outside, take a pic of yourself on a beach, with other humans, instead of some drywall that makes you look like a school shooter
>>32456692Romanian women are dumb whores. You aren't missing much.
Also bro watch The Voices you will understand why no one gives you likes, you genuinely look like a serial killer schizo
>>32456692>>32463085People who are focused on this guy's looks are kinda missing the point. He's Romanian, he could look like Shrek and still get women, if only he had a nice BMW or a Mercedes.I'm tall, muscular, dress well, often get rated around 8-9 on /soc/ and still lost girls to short fat bald guys with the most subhuman phenotype, but they had money. Well, had money by balkan standards. Romanian chicks are money-sexual mostly.>>32456714>I don't leave my house that often. And I don't own a car. :(There you have it
>>32463093But women love serial killers.
>>32456674>>32456643Smile with teeth, it looks more confident
>>32456800mate how the f can you browse 4chan of all places and not be aware of the brutality of males dating scape especially on appsofc you wont get likes with a photo like OP dating apps are basically a shtishow for men unless you are a rich gigachad or a celebrity
>>32461421>>32461427wtf manmodern dating apps in a nutshell
>>32462503>>32462264>>32462025>>32461421>>32461427lmao wtf
>>32463281>mate how the f can you browse 4chan of all places and not be aware of the brutality of malesI post on /agdg/ and on /int/. And I'm slightly on the spectrum as well, so I got used to being shit on.
>>32462025this is the only okay photo you've postedI wouldn't put it first but it could probably go on your profile
>>32456643
>>32456643Put some photos where you're out in the world. Maybe with people. The blank wall just kind of gives loser vibes idk
>>32456674>I don't know how to take good photosPay someone who does. Much better result than shitty selfies.>I'm a game dev ... but women might think I'm poorAnd they are right. Game devs get paid shit.Also your haircut looks like garbage. Go to an actual stylist and get their help picking out something that looks less NPC.Also also learn how to fucking smile. This photo is a good, genuine smile: >>32456714- lines at the mouth- lines at the eyesThese two photos have fake as FUCK smiles: >>32456692>>32456643NEVER EVER FUCKING USE THEM.
>>32456714
Its over fir you retard
>>32462025Yeah, use that for your linkedin profile, not bumbl lmao>>32460342>dat widow's peakIt's ogre.As a fellow haircel I feel your pain.>>32460315No. You look sloppy as fuck in that photo. And not even in a cool way like a negro would.>>32456714This is the best photo you shared so far. Just photoshop out that cringe-ass fucking tshirt
O sa fiu sincer cu tine cumetre, mergi la sala, imbraca-te in haine simple (fara scris pe ele) si care sa stea bine pe tine, mananca sanatos, gaseste o freze buna si rezolva-ti posturaDaca vrei sa stii care poze is bune, uita-te pe net cum se fac portretele/pozele si filtreaza ce ai + fa-ti alte pozeSome of these pics give off an unsettling feeling, like this one >>32466214Eyes are too opened and the smile is forcedPlese please get a better haircut, get in shaoe and get simpler better fitting clothes
>>32456643I won't read app-addled threads.
>>32456643It's over
>>32456643If you posted on this board, there's probably some cocksuckers stalking you. Hell, they might even shadow-ban your account or some shit for using 4chan.
>>32456824NO! No more selfies!! There are many good tutorials for how to take good pictures on YouTube and TikTok, you should check them out! You look very uncomfortable in all your photos, you need to work on your posture and facial expressions. Good luck!
OP here, I gave up on having a gf and uninstalled Bumble. Thread /over
>>32456643You look like a paedo
>>32456692Smile with your teeth. Sit up straight, don’t slouch. Do shit a man would do
