Does spit make for a decent lube if you don't have access to lube?
>>32562771No
>>32562771Not really. Think about when you lick your lips too much and they get chapped. Now imagine instead of your lips, your entire foreskin is chapped.
>>32562771>dont have access to lube Are you underage, broke, and jobless? Lube is anywhere from 8 to 20 bucks. That should last you at least 5 fuck sessions, minimum. Where do you live where you can't "access" lube? Or do you have some mental immaturity about sex and think "oh my god, if people find out i'm having vanilla sex it'll be the death of me"?
>>32562771Don't vaginas already produce a natural lubricant? Why'd you need lube for?
>>32562892>5 fuck sessionsTf you do with it civer your entire body? Also you shouldnt need lube for actual sex to begin with. I dkn't need t even for jerking off, only if i am doing multiple cooms in a row which is rare
>>32562901I'm emphasizing how the small price to pay goes a long way, meaning op has to be underage or sexually repressed to dramatize the situation, like he lives in soviet russia and lube is only for approved members of communist party. You can go to a walmart, a cvs, a pharmacy, drug store, you can buy it online. OP is not making any sense. You use as much lube as you need, you use it on your dick and her cunt or his ass if you're gay. Lube for sex helps, you may not need it but it is better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
>>32562892No dude....By not having access, I meant in a situation where we wouldn't expect to be having sex.Like say we go camping with some friends and we suddenly get some unexpected alone time and the mood is just right for us to get kinky and freaky.I mean, do you carry lube with you when you go to work and suddenly you and your coworker discover you really like each other and then want to have sex in the office while everyone else is at Starbucks getting their lunch break?I can't carry a bottle of lube every fucking where I go dude what the fuck
>>32562901>I dkn't need t even for jerking offWell I need lube to jerk off. I'm circumcised and the doctors gave me a tight cut when I was a kid so there's not much skin to move around.
>>32562922Making a big deal out of nothing. "bro, i can't carry lube everywhere I gooooooooooooo" Yes, you're right you can't. Maybe plan your fucking so you don't need to be in a situation where you need lube but can't access it. You can use spit, or eat her out and if she's already horny then she'll be wet and turned on. She'll give you head, that spit will be on there, better question is why you need to be fucking in times where you can't get ahold of lube? How old are you?
>>32562938>Maybe plan your fucking so you don't need to be in a situation where you need lube but can't access it.It's like you didn't hear a word I fucking said.Do you not understand the concept of spontaneous sex in the heat of the moment?You don't plan your fucking. What are you? Sheldon Cooper? How fucking boring is that?>Honey, okay, so tonight, we have dinner at 6,>then we have to take a poop at 7, >then at 7:15 we'll have a quick session of coitus,>then at 7:18, we'll take the garbage out>then at 7:30 we'll watch our favorite episode of McGyver.Sorry, I masturbate and have sex whenever I feel like it, not according to some schedule.
>>32562938>better question is why you need to be fucking in times where you can't get ahold of lube? How old are you?It's called having fun, grandpa....Ever heard of it? Try it sometime.Do something outside of your scheduled programming.
>>32562993>>32563014Sick burns, did you get the answer to your question? Do you have a car? Keep lube and condoms in car, but make sure they're not expired cause of the heat inside of cars. You don't want any babies now. Do you have a napsack or backpack? Lube and condoms. Small bottle is more than enough for your spontaneous fuck sessions. Did this answer your question? Spit dries too quickly but can work, although it'd be kind of gross to lube up her cunt with jalapeno poppers, ranch, and hot wings you ate for lunch
>>32563027>Sick burnGnarly>Did this answer your question? Spit dries too quickly but can work, Yes>although it'd be kind of gross to lube up her cunt with jalapeno poppers, ranch, and hot wings you ate for lunchkek
>>32562771yes but you need the gag reflex to make enough
>>32563146>imagines a girl sucking on my cock>then deepthroats it just enough that she vomits all over itmmmm hawwt
>>32562771It can. If it's too watery it doesn't work.
>>32563027I mean honestly if she's producing so little arousal fluid that some initial spit doesn't get it working, that's just plain disrespectful. It's like trying to fuck without a boner at that point.
>>32563763At what point does it not become watery?
>>32562771Literally just use lotion or olive oil
>>32562931that circumcision tradition is beyond retarded
>>32564679oh shit I love fapping with olive oil. somehow my junk always smells fruity after I use it. my girlfriend loves the smell of my junk when we use it.
>>32562771shit
>>32562771no use sand insteadOfc it is if the alternative is nothingfaggot
>>32562771not really but its a start and some chicks find it hot
>>32562771no for sex yes for fapping. i do it at work at the end of the day and if it gets too raw i keep a zipbag of vaseline in my pocket to refresh it. then i cum in the bathroom before i clean it since i have janitor duty and can get rid of the evidence. pretty sure they dont have cameras in the bathroom
>>32564792when i lived with my parents and had nowhere to do it i used to sneak a cup of olive oil in a bag and drive to strange neighborhoods for a late night jerkoff session under the stars. i'd be paranoid of every car coming my way. i'd finish in the bag i used for the olive oil and then clean up with paper towels and throw it all away at a gas station and head back home. i got caught by cops once but it wasnt too bad and i lied i had my gf on the phone with me to make it less pathetic
>>32566684>pretty sure they dont have cameras in the bathroomor do they....... hmmmmmm......
>>32566728>i got caught by cops onceoh shit
>>32562771beat off dry.Lotion is for weak pussy men.Spit is gay.I've tried all and dry feels the best and is most convenient
>>32566728Why couldn’t you do it in your room?
>>32567756barely had any privacy and of course the smell and sound
Yes. Of course it does. Why is this a question. The people saying no are all loser incels with no clue.
>>32562922i CAn'T caRRy L00b evERYwheRe i go!!
>>32567805Straight people don't carry pocket lube.. I mean hopeful virgins might, idk.
>>32567748>beat off dry.I'm circumcised, you nigger. I need lube.
>>32562771>>32562892>>32562901I'm circumcised because I'm an American, and therefore live in a country where female genital mutilation is a felony but male genital mutilation is standard practice. As a result I can't masturbate without lube. I do use spit sometimes, but the thing is you need a lot of spit. It dries up fast.I used to use a blanket, but that was causing irritation so I switched to lotion and now I finally just caved and bought actual sex lube. All because Jews/feminists decided that men shouldn't have foreskins.
>>32567864I'm circumcised too. For the last 10 years, I've been using olive oil or canola oil.Dating shit is awesome. Highly recommend.
>>32567916wtf are you serious? I never thought about using cooking oil.
>>32567864Jews yes, feminists not really. Women generally just try to enforce the current power structure, whatever it happens to be. If the system's shit, women will promote a shit system. Simple as. Same reason I don't blame my parents for doing the same thing to me. Being aliens to the culture we inherited allows us to see how toxic and corrupted it has become.
>>32567934I don't blame my parents either. The difference is our parents didn't try to shame and silence anybody who spoke out against it. My mom would never call me a misogynist for opposing male genital mutilation, but every feminist I know says that I'm a misogynist for caring about men's issues and feminists are the reason MRAs got shut down.
>>32567924Ya man try it, it's awesome. Messy.... but awesome!!!Any vegetable oil will do, as long as it's liquid at room temperature. Personally, I do canola oil cause it's the cheapest.
>>32567960Well yeah that's the difference between passively complying with something and enforcing it. I'm not saying they're not shitty people, but upholding societal norms is part of the nature of women. Societal norms these days are confusing and antisocial, so I don't blame them for being turned into antisocial freaks. It's sad, really.
The anti circumcision movement is another Jewish psyop. They know that the Annunaki will one day return and enslave all of the uncircumcised.
>>32562771it's the hottest lube there is but it doesn't last long, specially for analfor good old vaginal it's more than enough, sometimes the girl is wet inside but dry outside so a little bit to help you enter helps a lotbut for anal since that part doesn't lubricate at all it's not enoughI mean I've made it work but I had to keep spitting so your mileage might vary, and you might be one to like that (like me) or hate that (like one of my exes)
>>32567852I am cut too, you are just a bitch.
It's way better and doesn't become sticky. I despise using lube honestly
>>32562771No, use hand cream or something natural like coconut oil.Or last resort no name vaslineWho doesn't have lube in 2025?
>>32569622Look dude,There's two types of circumcisions, one where the doctor was generous to leave you with some skin, and the other where they left you with very little skin. The tight cut.Men with the tight cut have NO SKIN TO MOVE, hence why they need lube, because otherwise they're going to get massive friction burns.You seem uneducated in this regard so I thought I might enlighten you that not all circumcisions are the same.
>>32570553No shit? I'm circumcized but I've never need lube in my life. Only ever used it on pre-lubed condoms.Jews really did a number on you guys.
>>32570662>Jewsrent free
>>32562771Restore your foreskin and you'll no longer need lube
>>32570702Circumcision is their thing >rent freeActually they charge me
>>32570904You can't grow skin.
>>32571198are you a retard? I've done it myself and I can now cum without lube in like 5 minutes
>>32571813Impossible
>>32571837you want me to post progress pics?
>>32571847Sure
>>32571909check out r/restoringdick
>>32562900His weewee is so tiny the girl cant feel it and get wet (or he doesnt have sex so he wouldnt know lol lmao rofl)
>>32571813>>32571847>>32572176Cope harder cutfag. You can't grow your foreskin back, that and all those nerve endings are GONE FOREVER. All those people did was strech their penis skin so much that now the loosened shaft skin can cover their penis head. Its not the same. Itll never be the same. You'll never be uncut.
>>32570553am>>32570379mines tight cut.No "friction burns", maybe got them like once when I was 12 and it didn't hurt that bad.Literally no foreskin leftI can cum in 3-5 minutes if I want or take as long as 30 minutes.if i wanted toIt's all about knowing how yours works
>>32573163>Literally no foreskin left>No "friction burns"No you have plenty of skin left, that's why you don't get any burns.The amount of "tight" and "no skin" I'm talking about, that I have, is so tight, that it made my dick curve to the left from the very first erection I ever got as a little kid.
