ITT we ask the opposite gender anything excluding the following topics:- Politics (take that to /pol/).- Trolling of any kind (take that to /b/).- Racism (also take that to /b/).- Misogynistic and misandristic rants (take those to /r9k/).- Lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transgenders and other queers (take those to /lgbt/).- Personal details or pictures of yourself - these are not allowed on /adv/ threads. (If you feel the need to post toonme images, there's a corresponding thread on /soc/ where those are allowed).- Blog posts. (Honestly, there's no good place for those!).- Any image that is not work-safe.Help to keep the thread nice by reporting off-topic, poor-quality, or inappropriate posts.Previously on /atoga/: >>32560255
State gender.How are you feeling lately?
WomenWould you date a guy that's into femdom?
>>32562775Why does the men's room smell like piss?
>>32562787FBad>>32562795No
>>32562787MOkay-ish
>>32562787MalePretty bad desuGot back on the dating apps thinking it would be different now but still getting 0 likes or matches despite sending tons of superlikes and intro messages
>>32562800poor aimalso for some reason it seems like most men don't flush the urinal
>>32562775Women, why do you glare at me in public? I make an effort not to check you out, so I don't think that's it.
>>32562800one bad apples spoils the bunch
>>32562787MSleepy but also strung out (on amphetamines). So bretty gud
>>32562787Mlike shit (fine)
>>32562800I'm told the urinals are made in such a way that piss just stagnates in it even after you flush
State gender and new years resolutionsM#1. Become antisemite of the year.#2. Become most racist man in America before July.#3. Spike 14 womens drinks with sedatives and not follow a single one home.#4. Tip at least 2 cows.#5. Complete full collection of P Diddy records.#6. Pee into 17 Tesla gas tanks.#7. Convince a woman to let me give her a beer enema and then chug it.
>>32562801What's going wrong?>>32562804Just having a boring night tonight? Anything fun going on?>>32562805Dating apps are BS. Do your best but anything good that comes of it is just a bonus.
>>32562815MI always forget to make those.
>>32562817>What's going wrongI'm not sharing I can't handle people trolling and making jokes about it right now but thank you for your concern
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py10OcDomkwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJtwbmUqA7Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP4jSPc0jAsThoughts on Wiserhood?
>>32562815Mrun
>>32562775>Lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transgenders and other queers (take those to /lgbt/).Reminder that you're welcome here unless you're AGP, or you push faggotry on others.
>>32562800>>32562808let me elaborateeveryone uses it normallythen the one guy comes in and pressure blasts his asparagus juice into a fine mist standing 2 feet from the urinal, caking the entire placejanny isn't paid enough
Would femanon date a youngest child. I am severely entitled and incompetent, however, years of oversocialization has taught me how to be a good friend to you, and your happiness/sadness is important to me.
>>32562827generally people who are concerned about that are usually 1 mental breakdown away from becoming trannies themselves.
>>32562815MDon't fap
>>32562817>Dating apps are BS. Do your best but anything good that comes of it is just a bonus.It just feels horrible to get no interaction whatsoever when my peers are regularly getting at least one match a week
>>32562795Men don't really want femdom fetish stuff. They just want to have an out to never provide towards living together.
>>32562827HSTS are not welcome.
>>32562832I'm an oldest I can't vibe with that
Is there a chance a man wouldn't respond to a text because he can't match a woman's wit and charm and doesn't know what to say?
>>32562836Shouldn't judge yourself based on them.
>>32562827daily reminder femboys are not gay
>>32562827>t. roon
>>32562827no
>>32562837I want be a domestic servant to a tomboy goth who sits on my face
>>32562837Untrue, I want to at least contribute as much as a gf, but I also want femdom fetish stuff, and generally for her to take the lead in the relationship because I'm far too shy to even initiate a first kiss
>>32562839It's cool. Being the youngest I'm used to not being liked by much of anyone.
>>32562842Same sex attraction is gay, it doesn't matter how they dress.>>32562843Do you not know what AGP is?
>>32562840yes. tons of (usually introverted, awkward) men don't reply to texts because they get nervous and don't know what to say. a woman being really charming will make it worse
>>32562840That's 90% of why I put off responding to a woman, I'm afraid of disappointing her with my response
>>32562840yesit's called the leidenfrost effect where a woman is insulated by being too hot, steaming away any contact.it's entirely the reason why you're single
>>32562840Yeah, or I'm depressed.
>>32562853>Do you not know what AGP is?I don't speak queer
>>32562861It means autogynephile. How new are you?And it's not a "queer" word, they're desperate to keep its existence a secret. They'll have a meltdown if you mention it in front of them.
>>32562775Why is this pic so true? Like in "select your gender" the woman always has more unique design, and male fashion in general is boring as fuck. Formal wear is just a suit and you can only wear like 3 colors, women get so many cuts of different dresses, colors of said dresses AND they can wear a suit if they'd want and nobody would think it's weird I wish we had better clothing options, I fucking hate shirts and pants, the only remotely good shit went out of style centuries ago or is a parody of it that no normal man wears
>>32562832Would you date a severely entitled and incompetent only child with mental illness? I will often cry at nothing and hate myself suddenly and without warning.
>>32562817>Just having a boring night tonight? Anything fun going on?Nothing fun ever goes on. I sit in front of my computer and browse the internet. I hardly even play video games or watch anime any more.Just thinking about it made me feel slightly worse.
>>32562842Tomboys are the ultimate straight mans choice. A regular girl has tits and pussy but comes loaded with gay shit such as make up, desire for shopping clothes and useless shit and watching boring shitty TV shows.A gay dude is gay but he has a partner that shares his interests.A tomboy has the best of both worlds, a female body but with enough /fit/ness to keep up with you, good interests and great personality.A trap is 200% gay. Not only are you fucking a dude, you are also putting up with the faggotry of a female.
>>32562153Women, how do we know if we're a rebound?
>>32562872modern goymercialism killed this off
>>32562872Unironically true, male fashion is just a shirt and pants, every time. It's so boring. I get my fashion fix from dressing my dolls sometimes but man sometimes I just wish I had a cool outfit that wasn't just a suit
>>32562873Our kids will grow up deeply resentful and hate us.
>>32562877The most based pasta
>>32562879Genuinely better than a suit but still the colors are too muted>>32562881I realize why I like kimonos, traditional wear, and whatever the male equivalent of that gothic lolita shit is, I need some shit that FLOWS, I need some FRILLSJust something, anything other than another fucking shirt and pants
>>32562873Bpd?
Already made a proper thread but might ask here as well:>be me >have fitness&cosplay IG, decently attractive, sometimes get fan art by teenage girls and what not >Try dating apps, match often but most conversations are boring and fizzle out >the only matches and dates and friendships and relationships that do end up working for a while are with women that are arrogant and bratty and make me want to physically hurt them I don't want to be a wife beater but every woman I interact with that shows any interest in me is indirectly working so hard to turn me into one. What do I do?
>>32562872Men are shallow for looksWomen are shallow for utility
>>32562894Nuh uh, women are shallow for both. Have you ever seen how short men are treated?
>>32562872men who argue this just want to dress up as women.wow a brown tank top with 3 belts. so interesting
>>32562840Maybe the guys in these threadsThe guy you're talking about, he's just talking to a bunch of prettier women
>>3256289390% of women WANT to submit to us, bro. If she doesn't, there's something wrong with what you're doing. Yes, they'll shit test you, but if you pass they calm right down.
Women, would date a guy into maledom?
>>32562904thats the default
>>32562894Stop trying to be poetic>>32562898Fashion used to be a male thingHeels used to be for men, it makes sense a man would want to be taller, for women it makes no sense
>>32562787MAlternates between okay and deep suicidal depression
>>32562890For real I want to feel the fabric move around me as I turn, the weight of my sleeves, I want something that looks graceful>>32562879I don't like the color coordination personally or the fringes but I like the sash
>>32562903You can't pass a shit test bro
>>32562907>Heels used to be for men, it makes sense a man would want to be taller, for women it makes no senseIt perks their butt up, and makes their legs look longer.
>>32562894This reminds me >>32548703>Men care more about things than people>Women care more about people than thingsThat isn’t to say men are shallow and women are more sincere. Women can suck precisely because of taking shit too personally. Men can suck by not being personal enough.
women you walk into your home and as soon as you turn the lights on notice it is filled with men shoulder to shoulder all jerkin their peanituseshow do you react (note there are at least 500 of them)
>>32562903Man I do not want to beat my future partner, I want to love that woman, is that too much to ask for, I don't care if she calms down afterwards I don't want to be a wife beater
I ate a broccoli and now I'm shidding to death. Women would you protect your man through this trying time
>>32562917how did 500 even fit in there
Men would you date a girl who had a slutty era of her life who reverted to a complete femcel with zero male contact for the past 24 months
>>32562919I never said you have to beat her. Just be masculine and pass her shit tests
>>32562923they're literally packed in like sardines, there's no empty space in your housethey're all breathing through tubes that go into the attic
>>32562886Not if they make friends.>>32562891No I'm histrionic. HPD.
>>32562925As long as she has no STDs and fits the other stuff I want in a girl, yeah
>>32562925Yes, but I'm also a cuck.
>>32562909wear a trench coat unironically i mean it, its nice as it swishes around as you walkor when you run and it blows behind youshits kino
>>32562928>No I'm histrionic. HPD.I would beat you with a sock full of oranges every day
>>32562925MaybeI'm into NTR and I want her slutty self to make a resurgence
>>32562928Sorry to hear that. I'm OCPD
>>32562925I make her live like a nun except I visit her at night so I can have my slutty nun fantasies
State gender:Do you agree?
>>32562832>fellow youngest
>>32562925Would you date a cuck tho?
Since we're in fashion talk:Women: What's an outfit a short guy (5'3) can pull off?
>>32562925Was it trauma related?
>>32562935And I have arthritis. With our powers combined....
>>32562925dating hibernating whores is worse than being gay.
>>32562937Fetish wish fulfillment will never be worth considering.
>>32562909I feel you man, formal wear especially pisses me off, we need something better >>32562913You think women don't like male ass and long legs?>>32562941Not a woman but Scaramouche or Levi Ackerman cosplay (warning: must have nice face) Those two are canonically short but popular with women, but it helps they're also animated characters
>>32562937Furries get the rope
>>32562937Yiff in hell
>>32562925>had a slutty era of her life who reverted to a complete femcelThen she's no cel anymore, stop lying
>>32562937honestly i used to be a "yiff in hell furfag" kind of person when i was younger but ive become more tolerant and sympathetic of it nowanyways yeah its hot
>>32562946They like long torsos
Men would you date a woman who has had sex with hundreds of men but will only have sex with you once a month and on your birthday?
>>32562926>>32562910This one girl I dated long distance for a short while kept doing dumb shit to piss me off in hopes that I'd "beat and hatefuck" (her exact words) her when we met. And we're not talking about small shit either, like this bitch genuinely to this day made me want to knock her teeth out with the immense amount of mental abuse she inflicted on me in hopes of me getting violent, I can't do this shit anymore man.
>>32562953Lol you were a closeted furfag lashing out
>>32562955That's not dating, that's just hiring a prostitute
>>32562958Many such cases.
>>32562957That's some BPD shit, an extreme example
>>32562832Only if he likes alcoholic careerwoman with no hobbies.
MenIs a bodycount of 856 normal for an 18yo girl?
>>32562958well tbqh i only like some 2d furfag shitthe costumes will always be unappealing to mewhats the difference between that and monstergirls which you fags jerk eachother off about
>>32562967Are you japanese?
>>32562925No.
>>32562967No.Do you know someone like that?
>>32562967No by 18 most women are already past 1k.>>32562925Yes
>>32562925Yes.
>>32562925What does she have to offer me?
>>32562967No. BTW at a certain point it stops being appalling and becomes impressive. Like what even gets that kind of woman off in her late 20s?
>>32562970That would be a low bodycount for a Japanese middle schooler even. Enjo Kousai starts at age 11
>>32562964You'd be surprised. Just yesterday this random bitch messaged me on Instagram and got into an argument with me about some social justice bullshit and after like half an hour she's all like "ugh, you're taking this so seriously, I'm just joking you're so maddddd", then full stops, switches her tone to sweet while I'm still halfway frustrated and pissed at this woman. I DON'T WANNA BE ANGRY TO HAVE A WOMAN LIKE ME, FUCK THESE BPD WHORES AAAAAA
>>32562985I'm not investigating this you sicko
>>32562925>>32562955>>32562967Okay, now you're just baiting
>>32562988it's not me that's sick it's japantwo nukes weren't enough
>>32562932Trenchcoats these days make you look like a mass shooter, or else I probably would>>32562946>I feel you man, formal wear especially pisses me off, we need something better Just let me wear old timey clothes with belts and sashes already
>>32562775Femoids: Woukd you date a guy who wants to treat you badly in bed?
>women want to have high bodycounts>...>women refuse to date cucks that would enjoy that sort of thingInshallah why are women like this?
>>32562937MaleYesI wish I was shorter so bad so I could have a bully gf
>>32562850:(
>>32562995cucks read NTR and still don't understand female preference.
>>32562992wear a beige one or something
>>32562987Many such cases. Women attempt to say whatever is needed to extract maximum resources from men and often that sjw line they push for resources conflicts with the suck up to a guy for resources line.
>>32562999>cucks read NTR and still don't understand female preference.uhhh fat bald old smelly NEETs?
Men would you ever wear fake bulges or muscles under clothing to attract women?
>>32562995>women want to have high bodycountsYeah every woman just wants to fuck and suck as many men as possible women don't want to date guys or have a meaningful relationship they don't want to be loved or anything. They just see men as walking dildos to suck and fuck.>the average american male under 30 actually thinks this is true
>>32562872FI completely agree with you you guys have zero fun options unless you want to be considered "weird"
fucking hate wiccans. if your "religion" didnt exist prior to 1950 it isnt a fucking religion
>>32563011Wiccans are just christians but edgy
>>32563011Not a wiccan but that feels like a pretty arbitrary cutoff
>>32562787>State gender.>How are you feeling lately?Meh
hiii! :)
>>32563004No.
>>32563007>implying women don't have the "so many cocks, I want them all" moment
>my mom is the youngest sibling in her family>my dad is the youngest sibling in his family >I'm the oldest sibling in my family >one sibling, a younger sister >everyone in my immediate family is the youngest Is it weird I feel lonely about this?I have some feeling like I want to date the oldest sibling so I can feel less lonely in being the oldest, too bad I'm probably some flavor of incel because I'm too old to have no dating experience and I'd get really fucking jealous of a potential partner having an ex
>>32563007It really feels like that doesn't it>the average american male under 30 actually thinks this is trueBecause it is
>>32563020Liar, you'd totally do it if someone showed you it worked.
>>32563022same situation here! no one in my family gets what its like to be the eldest and i ended up acting like a parent to all of them :( (also love the sanemi pic, you watch demon slayer too?)
>>32563004No, if I were going to do that I'd wear a toupee but its all just false advertising and lies
>>32562954I guess so but they do like man ass>>32563008Not one for belts/sashes but I agree we need better stuff>>32563008This is what happens when you abolish the aristocracy, the male populace now thinks having fashion standards is "gay" (I have no idea what I'm talking about)
>>32563007Imagine outing yourself as a social pariah, this is what pretty women are doing until they decide to settle down.
>>32563025No, I would be way too neurotic about getting caught. Also, I genuinely believe a relationship that begins with a lie is not going to last.
>>32562840Yes I often procrastinate responding to texts >>32562893>make me want to physically hurt themGet help bro this is not healthy
>>32563021>>32563024>>32563035>incels talk like this and wonder why they have no gf and no real friends
>>32563030I don't know if I have to act like a parent but they don't understand and it feels lonely, I'm the only non youngest sibling in my family>you watch demon slayer tooYes I do, love that anime
>>32562925Sure, honestly I don't see the big deal either way>>32562937Being boob height is a benefit >>32562955>but will only have sex with you once a month and on your birthdayNo>>32562967Rookie numbers, not even four digits haha n00b
>>32563031Men going to die on the>its all just false advertising and lieshill after chasing Stacy's and their lift and makeup scams
>>32563033>This is what happens when you abolish the aristocracyThis.The bourgeoisie lacks a sense of beauty. Being shaped by a history of wants and needs, they only think in practical terms.
>>32562840where were you 2014-2024 when women unanimously decided that men who respond too quickly to texts are simultaneously icky desperate and low value?
>>32563043Every incels grows up thinking women are just like other guys anon, that's what people are taught when they're young. Adopting that kinda mindset is maturity
>>32563043>can't refute>just uses the incel's reaction images
>>32563040All I want is a loving wife, how is it my fault that only people driving me crazy interact with me
>>32563048I don't chase stacy, and I don't like any makeup unless it's for style. I just want a girl I can be best friends with and do lewd stuff with, lies are a bad way to start that kind of relationship
>>32563046guess its an eldest daughter thing, but its nice to see other demon slayer fans :D
>>32563049I gotta show Elon Musk or something pretty European architecture and ouji fashion so him and his billionaire friends can shill for it
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eldest children are narcissists who think doing chores makes them superior to everyone else. Literally the public school teacher energy of house dynamics.
>>32563058take 6 birth control pills a day
"No makeup needed" is the men's version of the shit test
>>32563063No but makeup is actually unneeded if you're attractive
>>32563058sweaty hentai
>>32563061youngest child? Its not all about chores you know, i had to practically raise my siblings myself at 10 years old.
>>32563063I don't even care if a woman is attractive just be my best friend I will love you
>>32563056I'm the eldest son, not daughter But I do relate to Tanjiro a little bit, like in that feeling that the responsibility on certain stuff lies on me
>>32563070I'm second oldest. "holy shit one year age gap all of a sudden you're mother theresa" it's so tiresome. I'm sure every household is different.
>>32562787M, pretty good thanks, though I'm on my loser arc rn, been playing video games until 5am every day instead of getting a new job; my sis was annoyed when she got home from work this afternoon cause I was already having a vodka coke. Been doing the housework/cooking and shopping but that's it. I'm supposed to be making a trip Thursday - weekend to see a couple of old friend groups but I can't be bothered desu, haven't got the tickets. Playing with the cat at 3am rn
>>32563074mhm!
>>32562969>whats the difference between that and monstergirls which you fags jerk eachother off aboutI think that's degenerate too.If you don't want to fap to humans at least make it elves from lotr or something
>>32563062too many horomones>>32563067now were talking
>>32563083But elves aren't predatory to humans in that
>>32562987I wouldn't have even replied once. Bratty girls are hot though
>>32562994>Femoids: Woukd you date a guy who wants to treat you badly in bed?It seems like they all like that
State gender if you thought Biden/Harris was going to win last year, and state why you thought that.
>>32563089Elves are prey.
>>32563058tell ur bf to have sex with you and cuddle after
>>32563099I don't have a bf I'm a 33 yo with 400+ dildos
>>32563096But I want something predatory, so monstergirls it is
>>32563063It's not on purpose, men legitimately have no idea what a woman without makeup looks like.
>>32563091They aren't on the inside, they tend to be horrible people unironically
Women literally are so self obsessed they treat having kids the same as mourning a loved one (their old self and life).>kid turns [age]>"it's been [age] years since I lost my old life"
>>32563103SorryTell your fwb to have sex with you and beg him to cuddle before he leaves
>>32562795No>>32562815HustleLose weightTecnically not a resolution but I'm expecting to get engagedMoveWritte
>>32563111I only have 6 fwbs and none of them are available rn because they have younger fwbs
>>32562995As a cuck, I think they want to be their LTR's Madonna, not his whore.The separateness of the two identities is crucial to them.
>>32563103>400+I didn't know you had that many.
>>32563007Not as many as possible, more like 5-10 really handsome one's.
ima check in on yall, so lets see who checks the most of these off. -has eaten some kind of fruit/vegetable today-has drank water today-has gone outside today-has showered in the last 2 days-has brushed teeth todaynot trying to be nasty, im just checking in on the 4chan pookies <3
>>32563120I've started making them recently, I bought a 55gal drum of silicone and I've been 3d printing molds.
>>32563061That has nothing to do with it I think it's funny that I could blame them for stuff I did before they could talk and take a tax off of everyone's Halloween candy when I found it in their rooms.
>>32563080I don't know how to continue the conversation from here but yeah, crazy someone else ITT has the same problem
>>32563004>Men would you ever wear fake bulgesFuck no, I try and hide my bulge.
>>32563019Hi, cutie.
>>32563125That's quite amazing. Do you design the cocks yourself as well?
>>32563063Not intentionally, we think little make up = no make up
>>32563004I have a 23 inch strap-on dildo I wear to make it look like I have a big dick under my pants. It goes down my right leg to about my ankle. Ladies love it.
>>32563131hii ;)
>>32563011retard thinks mormonism is valid LMAOO
>>32562893>women that are arrogant and bratty Ok>and make me want to physically hurt themYou don't need to beat a brat to tame her.
>>32563141NtaBut you could, just a little
>>32563089>But elves aren't predatory to humans in thatKek, Elder Scrolls then.>tfw no Thalmor gf
>>32563127>"alright team it's time to share the halloween candy equally!">*takes all the good shit*Hate. Hate.
>>32563124-no fruit, had some leftover asparagus and lima beans for dinner-i had some out of the sink -no-i showered yesterday evening-actaully no i forgot to do thatso like 2 out of 5
>>32563124I just woke up but counting this morning>-has eaten some kind of fruit/vegetable todayCheck>-has drank water todayCheck>-has gone outside todayCheck>-has showered in the last 2 daysCheck>-has brushed teeth todayNo checkI forgot to brush before I went to bedI brushed before work though
>>32562837Literally all i can get off to
>>32563109I guess that's true
>>32563142You can use your physical prowess without hurting herShit, who doesn't love wrestling girls?
>>32563124nopenopenopenopenopealso I have a dead rat in my wall but I can't get it out and it smells bad :(
>>32563144I wish you could have joined the Thalmor or at least romanced one in Skyrim
>>32563147good job! :D
>>32563139okay prior to 700ad
>>32563141Can the brat not just be annoying in a fun way rather than bringing me to the brink of my mental stability to the extent I want to knock their teeth out
>>32563148yayy! good job!
>>32563125Can you make one of me? I'm an awkward virgin and I don't want my dick to go completely to waste.
>>32563124yesyesnonono
>>32563154You can help that thalmor in markarth. Then he shows up at the embassy and helps you distract everyone. What a bro.
>>32563145Of course not you don't touch their favorites I'm not an asshole just the like, baby Ruth's. My mom came for everyone's milk duds.
>>32563124Myes to all>>32563158what's something a brat, but NOT a bpdemon, would do that would make you want to knock out her teeth?
>>32563162I wanted to date the one throwing the party at the embassy desu
>>32563153it happens! its alright :D
>>32563158Sounds like you're not doing enough correcting
>>32563161yay! im proud of you! :)
>>32563114>6 fwbsLarp! JH only has one.
>>32563165good boy! great job today! :D
>>32563172>im proud of you
A NEET femcel gamer girl superliked me on Tinder and I passed on her because she isn't very attractive. Am I a volcel now.
>>32563160nope sorry I can't feel much if it's less than 6 inch diameter
>>32563165Lemme list some examples of dumb shit these bitches be doing>verbally abuses me for a week >I lose my shit after a while and tell her I'll burn her plushie collection that she loves so much if she doesn't shut the fuck up >all smiles and happy the next week, constantly tells me how much she loves and appreciates me another one >push her back on a date and don't look at her >clings to me like her life depends on it after a while of not paying her any attention another one >spends the day talking about other cute guys at her office to make me jealous >ignores what I'm saying and doesn't pay attention to me >decide it'd be best to pin her down and give her a bunch of huge hickeys on her neck >she has to go to work the next day and is visually humiliated in her workplace >spends the next week being all cute and sweet with me and really wants to spend the night at my place All 3 of these are different girls. I haven't hit a woman yet but Lord knows how fucking close I am. I don't want to be an abuser, I really just want a loving partner.>>32563171Man I just wanna be loved
>>32563181Kek
>>32563103how many dildos does it take to get one (1) black boyfriend?
>>32563183im sorry you have to go through that. :( It gets better! dont give up hope!
>>32563180Yes
>>32563160Just come to me instead
>>32563187She can't handle bbc
i just fapped to femanon thanks for the emotional support I voted for kamala harris
>>32562815was based until 7
>>32563195this just made me get a ladyboner
>>32563180Always has been
>>32563191I can't tell who's larping at this point.
>>32563124>-has eaten some kind of fruit/vegetable todayYes, I had some grapes, and leftover pizza with veg>has drank water todayYes>has gone outside todayNo, haven't left the house since the weekend...>-has showered in the last 2 daysYes, showered this evening>has brushed teeth todayYes, also this evening>>32563153Are you able to get an exterminator?>>32563180Technically?Though really volcel means you could sleep with girls you find attractive, but don't bother>>32563195>voted for kamala harrisToo late bro
>>32563193She certainly couldn't handle mine.
>>32563211good job! :) youre doing great!
>>32563202horny girl I'd eat your pussy but I'm in the middle of a fast
>>32563183>3rd storyh-hotwhy are you rewarding brats for their bratty behavior?
>>32563215Thank you haha <3 need to do some grass touching tomoz tho. How about you?
>>32555215How can one convince women that they're not a virgin?
>>32563223-Ate some strawberries with lunch and spinach with dinner-just drank some water-i walked my dog an hour ago-just showered-i brush my teeth in the shower so done!:)
How do I tell if someone is a scammer or if they're real? A number I didnt know called me, I answered and told them I'm not who they wanted, they then texted me asking to be friends and now we text on whatsapp. Supposedly she's some well-to-do business woman from Thailand, she hasn't asked me for money or anything in days, but I swear she's a scam account the way she texts>why are you still communicating with a scammer?I'm lonely
>>32563195so much aura in one post>>32563220he probably doesn't realize he's doing it
>>32563211>Though really volcel means you could sleep with girls you find attractive, but don't botherAm I a volcel if if only attracted to black women but I'm stuck in Iceland where there aren't any?
How do I cope with the fact that window for settling down is closing while I haven't been able experience anything substantial. Now it's either ball and chain or fuckaround and find out or stay lonely forever
>>32563238dont give up :)
>>32563238I'm not sure bro, I'm 30 and it's scary.I feel like I'll never have a wife and family.
why does my overachiever fwb foid keep choking me during arguments
Foids why do condition my brain with sexWomen are mind controlling me
>>3256323830, MHags are women over 40.My 35-year-old friend who runs the Bible study I go to isn't a hag, she's an older woman.The hot 40-something nurse I (un)fortunately had to see when I had testicular pain is a hag.
Women, do you know any faghags/fruitflys?
>>32563246She's in heat
>>32563244>21-year-old friend got married>25-year-old friends have a masters degree and are having kids>I'm 31 and still finishing my doctorate and have never had a gfI dunno if the PhD was a bait or not. The women at church just tell me I should marry someone 18-23 and start a family asap but I'd kind of like to date a girl for 1-2 years and be married for another 1-2 years* before starting a family but then I'm looking at having my first kid at like 34-36.*I'm trying to think past the sale to give myself confidence that I can get a gf
>>32563219come onnnnnn no cheat meal?
>>32563246Having a fuck buddy is the greatest thing.She usually comes to my place too, I don't even have to drive.
>>32563257You know I'd love to but I'm just so greedy one moment it's a snack the next it's a feast i just can't help myself
women, tell me more about your rape fantasieswhy have you got them, since when, with whom, scenarios, and so on and so forth
>>32563265I don’t mind being treated as either~
>>32562840>can’t match her wit and charm Yeah it’s possible. I consider myself to be fairly witting and charming and I’ve filtered many women because of it, but the one time I met a chick who could match my wit was actually kind of intimidating. Really had to step my game up, which requires more thought than usual. Be patient.
That anon who said to search the archives for "bpd cum" whenever you're horny was really onto something
>>32563267I'm drooling over you, probably need to put a towel down
>>32563232Mmm sounds like tasty meals! I'm sure your dog appreciated the walk>brushed teeth in the showerNow that is efficienct hahaWell done on the self-care anon>>32563237>only attracted to black women but I'm stuck in Iceland where there aren't anyAren't most Icelandic women tall blondes with blue eyes?I'll swap with you, lots of blacks here in the UK
>>32563272it’s about time to put that drool to use
>>32563273thank you! :D
>>32563274fucking finally
>>32563124M, 33>has eaten some kind of fruit/vegetable todayFor lunch I ate a bowl of seasoned rice with some ground beef and cabbage. And for dinner I ate a Poke bowl riddled to the brim with all sorts of veggies.>has drank water todayDrank like six of those 16.9 fluid ounce Ozarka bottles>has gone outside todayHad to go to work today>has showered in the last 2 daysShowered last night before I went to sleep>has brushed teeth todayDid the whole proper dental routine before sleep last night (floss, brush, fluoride mouthwash followed by no eating or drinking for 30 minutes)
>>32563273Sure, I'd switch.
>>32563279Wow! Great job! that food sounds great! i should probably take a few lessons from you loll, im so so proud of you! Good boy! :D
>>32563228The responses in that thread are pretty sound. Sincerity is a desirable trait. Do you really want to date a girl and have her feel hurt when she finds out you lied to her about something in your past? Why do you feel you need to lie?
>>32562925no
>>32563279>Ozarka bottlesCareful anon, those have poor quality plastic that leeches into the water
>>32563283Thanks. Also I haven’t slept much in the last week because I’m stressed the fuck out and have been taking tons of Adderall.
>>32563285>Do you really want to date a girl and have her feel hurt when she finds out you lied to her about something in your past? Why do you feel you need to lie?But virginity is a turn off? If anything I think she'd be grateful
>>32563290it happens to the best of us, dont take too much though!
>>32563266I have one where it's like he hits me and I walk away and he tells me to stay there and he pulls off his pants without breaking eye contact with me and I try to run away but he grabs me and pulls me in and we fuck while standing and finishes inside of me and i use his pants to clean myself
>>32563277No probs>>32563281OK we just need to invent a teleportation deviceI remember we had a teaching assistant in school who used to be a model in Denmark, holy shit she was so hot
>>32563289The way I see it, so long as I don’t leave them in the sun or in a microwave then it’s pretty much infeasible that they’ll do me any harm. There is a ton of sensationalist “studies” about microplastics that have never actually proven anything and just spread paranoia. Been drinking a fuck ton of bottled water every day for 15 years and I look younger than almost everyone who is the same age as me (or younger for that matter).
I want my roommate to die leaves her trash everywhere. Takes my stuff out of my room and uses it. Won't fill up the ice tray. And god forbid I nicely remind her. No matter how nice I am she says "shut up bitch do it yourself"/ "shut up leave me alone" JUST DIE ALREADY YOU HORRIBLE CRONE
>>32563124fruits are healthy/ vegetables, specially leafy greens, are unhealthy drinking milk is better than watergoing outside in the sun is mandatory for meshowering with natural soaps is essential, no transnational conglomerate chemicals same point as above, if you use toothpaste with fluoride, you're basically dirtying your teeth rather than cleaning it
>>32563094Really? But don't most guys go out of their way to 'please' a girl doing gay shit like cunnilingus?If I can just live out my rapey wishes on her then why bother with that homo nonsense?
>>32563124FI had peasyesyesyesyes I'm so good
the worst part about having a big dick is that you can't fuck hard without hurting the girl. I envy smaller dicked men because they get to fuck hard without actually hurting the girl.
>>32563304okay! whatever works for you! great job!
>>32562787f, more depressed and suicidal than normal. i contemplated ordering some suicide pills last night. i feel like my antidepressants stopped working just like all the other ones
>>32563307great job today! good girl! im so proud of you! :D
>>32562967kissing adds to bodycount
I wanna join a group of people who bdsm and other one who has orgies
>>32563304Sounds like the kind of thing my schizo friend used to say.
>>32563312please dont do it, it will get better, i promise
>>32563004that sounds so pathetic lmao
I hate everything. I have zero hobbies. My only want is to hsve a girlfriendIm in the military. I am in the most academically challenging pipeline in all of the enlisted services. I excel at it.I have zero fucking hobbies. Ive tried them all. I hate them all. Video games, fishing, you name it. My only want is to have a girlfriend. Ive been talking to this girl. Invited myself over to her and her friend hanging out. Fumbled it. Welp guess im never getting a gf.Fuck dude. I dont even feel like a movie character. I just feel so frustrated as to how I enjoy NOTHING and the only thing I would enjoy i cant have. I fill up my time with everything productive adherent to me hating any and all hobbies, but its not like i enjoy "productive" time, i just prefer it to the angst i feel when i try to watch a tv series episode.
>>32563325it gets better! dont give up! thank you for your service as well! :)
>>32563136Fucking kek
>>32563293>virginity:|>HIS virginity:OI bet you think women hate shy guys that like painting warhammer models too. If you find someone attractive, suddenly their non-destructive, abnormal habits are 'quirky' instead of 'weird.' This goes both ways with either sex. It's just how we're programmed as humans. And again, you're generalizing. Many women would want a virgin over a fuckboy. Religious women still exist in this day and age, believe it or not. Virgin hunters exist too. But if a girl wouldn't date you for a shallow reason like "because you're a virgin," don't you think that's a sign that the relationship would have been good anyway? If you have to start a relationship on a lie, you're setting the relationship up for failure.Finally, like the other anons said: you can't fake sexual experience, it's going to come out one way or another. Someone who lacks sexual experience shows it in their their nonverbal language. And when your nonverbal language is incongruent with your verbal language, that's when you become "creepy."
>>32563323i hope so, it doesnt feel like it will
>>32563321it sounds schizo because we're too deep into the "corporation uses chemical leftovers to fill the fucking bread" type of dystopian shit if we had a normal society, we would just see "oh, fluoride is bad, let's change what we use" instead of "let's spam 500 meta analysis reviews instead of making 999 million revenue in place of a billy!"
>>32563335I promise it will! :)
>>32563325That obsessive desire of yours is a compulsion that most likely wards women off, as it makes you seem needy in an unattractive way. Neediness is by FAR the most unattractive behavioral trait a male can display. The only thing that matches it is being completely shitfaced drunk. Both imply severe emotional instability, which mostly just frightens women and puts them off.
>>32563319google 'BDSM munch' they want you slightly more than you want them. There's seasonal and regional events, always do your research. Most groups are trustworthy but never hurts to talk. Depending on your region you might not find people who looksmatch, but it's always fine to shop around, some groups are very insistent on playing matchmaker, some aren't be careful because some of the more experienced people are also extremely coercive.
>>32563319I want to go to a bdsm club but I don't think you can just alone.
>>32563331Not that anon, but I'm sorry anon, a male's virginity is like hearing a woman used to fuck a lotNobody likes to hear that the woman they love used to be a slut, same goes for a woman finding out a guy is a virgin when he's an adult
>>32563337>we paid the doctors to pretend that cigs are good for your health is super schizo compared to>cigs are good, doctors recommend it, stop going off on conspiracy shit
>>32563337Why is fluoride bad? Your unhinged rant isn’t exactly changing my mind about you exhibiting schizo style behavior.
>>32563325>>32563325Let's say you got a gf. What would you do with her? You have the order wrong- Having a gf isn't going to fix your life. Fixing your life will get you a gf. When asking a girl out, you're inviting her to be apart of the wondrous adventure that is the life of Anon. If you don't do anything, why should a girl go out with you? If you're doing <FUN STUFF> and it looks exciting and fun, women will see you having fun and want to be apart of it.>>32563304>drinking milk is better than waterIIFYM
lacy nightgowns are sexy as fuck
>>32563124>has eaten some kind of fruit/vegetable todayUnfortunately no only meat today, maybe I should uber eats something with veggies>has drank water todayYes those 1.5L bottles from Costco>has gone outside todayYes I went to work today>has showered in the last 2 daysYes twice today actually >has brushed teeth todayYes twice today both in the shower
>>32563357agreed
>>32563357love me some negligeesHell the word 'negligee' itself is pretty fuckin sexy
>>32563256>PhDWhich field?
>>32563360yayy! im really proud of you! great job! Its nice to see someone else who brushes their teeth int he shower loll, :D
>>32563300I hope you're right
>>32563316D:
>>32562853>>32562877The cope is real
>>32563352Nta but it's a neurotoxin that lowers IQ, memory, cognitive function. It's also difficult to filter from the water supply, furthering the reach of it's problematic effects.
>>32563368dont frown :(
>>32563306They like cunnilingus too, but most women are definitely submissive in bed. Especially zoomer girls, ho lee fook.
>>32563370You’re not supposed to drink it. You’re supposed to swish and spit. Whatever trace amounts you might end up swallowing can’t possibly be bad enough to cause a debilitating amount of brain damage.
>>32563316>good boy>good girlBisexual detected.
>>32563377mhm! bingo!
>>32563312Aw, please don't Have you tried any NRIs or SNRIs?
>>32563352Fluoride crystallizes your blood-brain barrier, this impacts your cognitive ability significantly and also increases the likelihood chance you’ll have a stroke
>>32563363engineering
>>32563345yepperswhen a woman finds out a man didn't fuck until he was past highschool she cringes and thinks "yikes what a beta"
>>32563302>she says "shut up bitch do it yourself"/ "shut up leave me alone"Wtf that's awful, sorry you have to deal with that Do you have any other roommates, or someone you can speak to like a landlord? (But I get if you don't want to make waves) how long is the rental contract/she there for?Do you have a lock for your room or your valuable belongings at least? If she's unwilling to change then desu best to not let her bother you, kill her with kindness if you need to. Honestly she is not worth it, don't let her affect your moodLuckily I never had nasty roommates like that but I did have lazy ones. We made a cleaning rota but no one stuck to it and I would just clean the apartment once in a while>>32563304I also had a glass of milk but bro you need water >>32563312I'm glad you didn't go through with it anonDo you have somebody you can see about the meds or anyone else to talk to at least? >>32563325>so frustrated as to how I enjoy NOTHINGSounds like depression desu, I know military is tough but do they have any mental health resources?>Fumbled it. Welp guess im never getting a gfEveryone fumbles sometimes, she is but one fish in the sea>>32563357Real...
>>32563366I’m 33, anon. Began the habit of routine water consumption at the age of 18 because I read that being dehydrated made acne worse. I have literally 0 reason to believe the water I’ve been drinking in such abundant quantities has been doing me any harm whatsoever.
broad shoulders on a girl is hot>inb4 fagit just is idkfukken knowespecially when theyre exposed, uunnngff
>>32563319The people there aren't...handsome. Just keep that in mind.
>>32563388Not those exact words but something along those lines
>>32563375Fluoride can be absorbed through soft tissues. Also, as I said, it's hard to remove from the water supply, and is added to it, so people that drink water from their homes are drinking fluoridated water.It's fine if you personally don't think the slow dumbing down and poisoning of people and children is a big enough problem, but you should have respect for those that do.
>>32563382ive triedmirtazapineparoxetineagomelatineand desvenlafaxine (current one)it seemed to work for a bit but its fizzled out. i dont even know at this point what to do. i do therapy, i try to make changes in my life that are positive too but i guess ive just been like this too long
>>32563331>But if a girl wouldn't date you for a shallow reason like "because you're a virgin," don't you think that's a sign that the relationship would have been good anyway?NTA but I don't think the worry is along the lines of someone not being dated because he's a virgin explicitly but rather than being a virgin is going to overshadow whatever positive qualities he may have because everything he does is going to be interpreted in that light. At the end it may not work out because the vibes weren't right, or he did something icky or something along those lines, which however wouldn't have been interpreted as such if that fact about his hadn't been revealed. Moreover, while virginity might be cute and quirky if a guy is in his early twenties, it's going to be a lot less cute if he's in his mid thirties.Whether this is a realistic worry I don't know, but it's something I can relate to.
>>32563393Good thing I'm handsome lole
>>32563352NTABut harvard did a study on it in 2015 if you're interested
>>32563370Forever chemicals in the atmosphere making everyone fake and gay
>>32563344You don't *just* go to a BDSM club. You are invited by someone who has already vetted you. Single women are extremely highly valued in many BDSM groups, because everyone wants to teach them literally everything. If you're a male or just a noob or curious person in general regardless of gender then go to munches and introduce yourself, if you're cool they'll introduce you to the group expectations, absolutely nobody likes sex pests because the priority is safety and trust, it's a networking event within the culture. Single men are allowed to go to these events, it's just harder for obvious reasons (creeps, jerks, crazies, etc.). Regardless of gender if you're single never go to couples-only events, never talk to anyone who isn't interested in singles or singles of your gender, never hit on anyone, always treat every member of every relationship equally and with respect, always look your best for formal events, munches generally involve civilian wear dinners do not, etc. most of the rules will be explained at your local munch if you're serious just respect the hosts and ask lots of questions.
>>32563391Wide shoulders on a skinny frame is so cute
>>32563389>Do you have somebody you can see about the meds or anyone else to talk to at least?my next psychiatry appointments in february. i talked with my psychologist yesterday but we were mainly focused on self harm, not suicide. she really wants me to continue with dbt and i do too but its getting too much for me
>>32563370People like you are why putting Lithium in the water has been debated.
>>32563364I wake up too early for work the more time I can spend sleeping the better
>>32563396That's rough anon, sorry. Bupropion has worked best for me
>>32563409A slave is more profitable and safe than a free and healthy man, yes.
>>32563400(((Harvard))) study fuck off retard
>>32563360>>32563364fellow shower brushers... I have found my people
>>32563405Yeah, I'm an autistic tranny, so there's no way I'd go to any of these. I know I'm extremely undesirable so I wouldn't even bother. I'm not a sex pest or anything, I just want to try being a sub.
How do I tell my boyfriend that the $60 gamer mouse he gave me hurts my hand to use ;/
>>32563420>Tranny>not a sex pestKek. Honestly though, you're exactly the type of abomination that frequents bdsm clubs
>>32563420You should try that BDSM dating app everyone keeps trying to get me to join
I think im a loser :(Im 19, american F, in college for software engineering on scholarship but stilll feel like such wasted potential. I stay in my room and finger myself to breeding kink asmr on reddit and read monster smut all day when im not doing homework, i have no friends, minimal hobbies..i only go out of my room to eat and whatnot. I barely sleep and barely eat either.how do i fix the mess that my life has become?
>>32563424They’re usually banned due to harassment and increased risk likelihood of STD’s
>>32563420Then try >>>/lgbt/
>>32563400Quick google search says that it crosses the blood brain barrier which can cause it to become a free radical that produces the kind of oxidative stress that can cause tissue damage. I imagine you would have to be consuming a rather absurd amount of it and have a diet lacking entirely in anti-oxidants for it to do the kind of substantial damage necessary for genuine cognitive dysfunction. What I'd want to see is a study that indicates that the elimination of fluoride from diet actually resulted in a meaningful increase in cognitive capability. If that study doesn't exist, then using fluoride to clean your teeth is easily worth the completely negligible effects of avoiding it entirely. You can't absorb it through the membranes in your mouth, but you CAN absorb it in your stomach. Don't swallow your fucking mouth wash.
>>32563429>how do i fix the mess that my life has become?Stop pretending that you're the female version of a male loser on 4chan for male attention might be a good start
>>32563419yayy! :D
>>32563425What's it called?
>>32563429My homeboard was once /r9k and now I’m getting married to a beautiful girl, we can all make it if we try
>>32563434why do people jump to conclusions like this all the time? makes me sad :(
>>32563439Because you're a fucking faggot
>>32563437Not gonna post it because I don’t want to be put on a watchlist
>>32563438thank you for the inspiration
>>32563393No hate, but if the event sucks it because you weren't invited.>>32563420There's heterosexual events and lgbt events and mixed events. I'm in the heterosexual camp so idk what it's like for lgbt, you could probablyy get more help on the LGBT board.>>>/lgbt/
>>32563370>neurotoxin that lowers IQ, memory, cognitive functiontfw I used to swallow toothpaste when I was little cause I thought fluoride was goodWell this explains a lot...>>32563391Agree, women with broad shoulders have a powerful sexy aura...>>32563407Well take things at your own pace anon, express if you are feeling overwhelmed with it, Rome was not built in a day>>32563422How long ago did he buy it? Do you still have the box?Either way let him know. In his shoes I'd be happy to buy you a new one, and try sell or just use the old one. Idk if there are any local stores you could try some out to find a comfortable one>>32563429>in college for software engineering on scholarshipJust don't do what I did and drop out lol, then you will be a loser>barely sleep and barely eat eitherThis is the biggest issue to address, why do you think it is that you don't? Lack of discipline/routine, depression?>have no friends, minimal hobbiesWell college is a good place to meet people and try out new activities. Are there any events you can go to or clubs you can sign up to? Do you have roommates you can talk to, or a college bar?
>>32563429marry a channer
>>32563422"The $60 gaming mouse you gave me hurts my hand."To be fair though. I'm sitting here on a pair of Airpods Max I was gifted which I can't use with my PC because they turn themselves off after a while and won't turn themselves back on again unless I put them back in the case, so they're collecting dust on my shelf because I'm using my Sennheiser headset instead. I haven't told that person either that I can't actually use them.
>>32563429Myou're in uni so:join a professional club for your majorjoin a club for some hobby you like attend a club for a hobby that sounds interesting but you've never doneif you're religious, join a campus ministry group These alone should get you out of your dorm for at least a few days a week.Spring semester is about to start, so there will be a new round of university club recruitment. Check it out. There's so many ways to meet people and have a social life in uni you have to actively try to not meet people.
>>32563449thanks for the advice :)
>>32563430I'm a virgin. But yeah, I did say I'm undesirable. I know my worth.
>>32563417The study concluded it lowers IQ.
women have a biological unstoppable revulsion to finding out a man is a virgin if he's past like, 14it's just disgustingany normal guy gets a gf in middle school and has sexincels are naturally revolting
>>32563422its only $60, tell him its uncomfortable to use. It will also serve as a test for his reaction.
>>32563446im doing it online, but there are a few cafes in the general area that ive seen people my age go to, maybe ill try those.
>>32563451You should be an STD slut for gay men
>>32563444Trips confirmed hope
>>32563439Because a lot of women pretend to be "losers" because it makes them look "attainable" so the introverted losers of 4chan simp for her
>>32563189Trying my best not to but it's honestly moreso frustrating that I'm not sure where to start when it comes to finding a partner that will love me even when I'm happy>>32563220What else is there to do, I honestly just want some peace of mind in these scenarios and just do whatever gets me there the fastest. I hate that I'm positively reinforcing their behavior that way, but I usually break things off with them a few months after they start acting like assholes. Other stories I can remember:>In a conversation with her friend that she knows I'm passively listening to, she says "I don't often tell him that I love him because he says it often even without me telling him">Tell her I want a 3 day break (we've never had one in the 8 months of talking/dating)>She spends the next two months begging and trying to initiate sex or whatever and watches all my favorite shows and what not>Get her a therapist and leave other story>match with random anorexic Asian girl>she says I'm not as big/muscular as her bestie's boyfriend >I tell her she's a fat whore and dare her to unmatch>She doesn't and we keep going back and forth insulting each other>eventually the insults shift and now we're just making fun of memes about weird 400-500lbs people>open up to her about my ex (the girl from the story above this one)>every now and then I continue insulting her insecurities because she pisses me the fuck off by laughing about it>"Hey anon, I don't usually do this but do you want me to create a fake profile to befriend her and bully her to kill herself? I'd love to make you feel better"other story >argue with a random girl about social justice or whatever>tell her she's young and stupid and her boyfriend is an ugly loser that matches her well>fast forward a week and she draws fan art of my back musclesThis bitch also drew me in a femboy outfit if I remember correctly, it was disturbing but cute?
>>32563459I want my first time to be with another tranny.
would it be worth it send a girl a sort of cringey double text if only to kill something that probably never going to happen in the first place?
>>32563454What I find interesting about these incel narratives is that they are always aimed at maximising the group of the people affected. In this case, the anon claims it's over for everyone past 14. But they're doing similar things with regard to height, where they're raising the bar far beyond what the actual data would support is reasonable.I suspect this is a form of coalitional bargaining. Black pilling the largest number of people possible in order to gain more support for ones cause. A part of it might also be cope in the sense of wanting appear less deviant, less of an outlier ("most men these days can't get laid").I don't think they do this saliently, but that it's completely intuitive. Still a curious pattern.
>>32563409They’re stopped debating and started doing it in the 90’s, why do you think we went to war in Afghanistan a decade later?
>>32563472>why do you think we went to war in Afghanistan a decade later?9/11
>>32563469yes
>>32563477explain
>>32563468Why am I getting (You)s from all the weirdos today>>32563474Peak American high school education
>>32563472>why do you think we went to war in Afghanistan a decade laterTo hunt terrorists on paper at least, country building was also a more real goal but that didn't pan out.
>>32563479well f it was "never gonna be" in the first place then jus go for it, no harm no foul.
>>32563471i'm just shitposting because incels are annoyingwomen don't care about height women don't care if you're a virgin women don't care about how much money you makeyeah some women do but why do you care what ugly fat sociopaths who will end up in a trailer park think
>>32563445>No hate, but if the event sucks it because you weren't invitedI didn't say that it sucked (it didn't), just that if anon is expecting every guy to be handsome, they might be disappointed.I meant no offense.
>>32563480>Why am I getting (You)s from all the weirdos todayIDK because you responded to me? How is being a virgin and wanting to have sex with the same sex weird?
>>32563469Just have some dignity man.
>>32563429I'd be ur breeding kink asmr
>>32563482Fucking retard, does nobody else know the answer to this simple historical policy question?
>>32563458You're doing college online you mean? Are there any online groups you can join to chat to coursemates?I met one of my best friends in college just via a homework group chat lol, even after college I'd still hang out with her Also I've worked in cafes and liked the regulars who would come in, make chit chat and just do whatever on their laptops or schoolbooks for hours, just ask for the WiFi code or whatever>>32563454I think most women would be concerned if a guy lost his virginity before 14 lol>>32563471Inceldom is unironically a cult
>>32563469No, just ignore
>>32563495>Inceldom is unironically a cultNot true considering they purity spiral about itHence the term "fakecel"
>>32563495>I think most women would be concerned if a guy lost his virginity before 14 lolnah women be shopping bro they all lose their virginity at like 8 and ride the cock carousel with thousands of guys until they settle down in their 20s after college and fucking like 20,000 guys
>>32563494Ok fine, I forget the types of people who are here sometimes. Jewish cabal sending goyim off to die for fun.
>>32563488You’re literally a psy op gone wrong kill yourself dude
>>32563494Minerals and opium
>>32563485>no harm no foulI hung out with a hard partying Jamaican sailor that used this as his catchphrase in Manhattan on NYE who encouraged me to try going to a sex club (something I've been to chicken to do) and unwittingly helped me recover my charm and confidence after the first semester of grad school walloped me. Thanks for reminding me of this. It encourages me to live life and try the things I want.
>>32563499Nta but cults do that too though. Or look at political extremists: they are quite eager to exclude people over minor disagreements, despite the fact that they're already on the fringes.
>>32563503That's too far, anon. You should hope they reform themselves and speak out against the psyop.
>>32563501Yes that too but not technically kek>>3256350450+ points to Gryffindor
>>32563472>why do you think we went to war in Afghanistan a decade laterthe lizard people wanted america to go to war in afghanistan in order to set up the global stage
I'm doing shrooms tomorrow, any suggestion for what I should watch? I would pick Fantasia but I seen it a million times and I think I'd be bored of it. Maybe Barbie?
>>32563499>>32563506Thinking about it, maybe not cults in particular, which typically are led by some sort of authority to prevent the purity spiralling by determining the orthodoxy. But religious heresies definitely exhibit such a pattern, e.g. the various protestant movements.
>>32562840>is there a chanceyeah definitely. Is that a good thing for a guy to do? Hell no. He's supposed to be developing chemistry WITH her. If he's ignoring pure opportunity set forward by a woman, he's doing it wrong
>>32563508Trannies aren’t people they don’t have a soul like us humans, fucking clank cyborgwhore piece of shit
>>32563517Did they have souls when they were born?
>>32563517Trannies are brainwashed victims and we need to help them detransition and warn others of the path they once tread, not tell them to kill themselves
>>32563514have you never done drugs before lmaodon't watch a fucking movie either go outside in nature or turn off the lights and try not to go too schizoyou'll get bored of movie within 15 minutes
>>32563514Apocalypse Now
>>32563514Play doom eternal>>32563520Mostly this. There are some AGP pests though.
What's a good asian country to move too? America has become a 3rd world shithole and I'm desperate to escape it.
>>32562840Just wait, rules are if you respond too fast its bad. Or you have the charm of a elephant seal and you put him off.
>>32562925Man all but like one response sucks. The better response is to ask why did she stop having sex and become a femcel and stopped talking to men (and i guess women if you're a femcel?) for 2 years. That's such a weird situation, it would be absolutely remiss to not find out why it happened.
>>32563525Another white man leaving for asia!
>>32563521I've done them many times but its winter here and below freezing, I don't want to go outside.
>>32562925I'd rather fucking die alone, never having reproduced or dated another women before dating a whore.
>>32563519No>>32563520If you can’t decide wether or not chop your own dick and balls off that’s not the government’s problem, that’s you for being a fucking idiot and getting filtered by society through complex evolutionary cleansing
>>32563529I've seen a couple anons post about it in the past which is why I'm asking.
>>32563525Pedophile sex tourism because he couldn’t get a gf in a white country
>>32563485>>32563492>>32563497sent. im the guy trying to talk to his hair stylist, we texted for a little bit last night then asked her how her day went today earlier and she didn't reply so i sent her a text saying i think she's cool and want to get to know her outside of just talking when i get my hair cut.
>32563445>Nuh uh, we're hot!>Posts mids
>>32563528>The better response is to ask why did she stop having sex and become a femcel and stopped talking to men1) If she's had sex she isn't a femcel2) If she's had relationships she isn't a femcel3) No one cares about why a whore is a whore when you can just avoid them
>>32563530you must basically be microdosing if you can watch a movie on them loljust take 40 grams of dried shrooms like a real man
>>32563536nice!
>>32563535Hello ENTJ, here to shit up the thread again?
>>32563487No you're fine, yeah a lot of BDSM-lifers aren't the most attractive, it's swingers that are extremely attractive imo. a high-end swingers club you'll see models everywhere. BDSM is a lot more counter-cultural and taboo than a wifeswap between colleagues.
>>32563532>NoKek, so they really are "born that way."
>>32563513Actually they just wanted to test out the post 2010 military contracts like body armour and helmets also the SOPMOD program
>>32562925>Men would you date a girl who had a slutty era of her life who reverted to a complete femcel with zero male contact for the past 24 monthsNo, sorry. I'm waiting for marriage.
>>32563345>>32563398I guess I'm saying this from the perspective of someone who is religious, a virgin, and did it by choice. But I have faltered from my convictions and fingered two women and I feel bad about it as a crime against my future wife.There's a clear difference between the men who say, "I haven't had sex and it's my choice" and "I haven't had sex because I've never had the option"But again, you're around the wrong type of women that you wouldn't be happy in a relationship with if they're shallow enough to be attracted to you until you say that you're a virgin.
>>32563180As a low tier dude, I'd find it almost gay to pass on a girl who superliked me.
>>32563548>lizid peepl>testing out dragonskin body armorMaybe you're both right?
>>32563514Gotta suggest the classic Alice in Wonderland 1951>>32563500>fucking like 20,000 guysThat's busy work yo
>>32563537>wearing masks>midssure showed me
>>32562815I'm probably just hornyposting but I've considered making a resolution to lose my virginity to a woman double my age
>>32563542Not him but anyone that defends child sex slavey should be immediately placed under arrest and it’s always vague shitposts like this one>>32563545Most children born today were by accident, not everyone is meant to be protagonist in their own story
>>32563550They may not break up with you or even lose respect for you, but male virginity is just fundamentally unattractive I don't beleive women find it romantic either, no romance story ever put an emphasis on it
>>32563554Dragonskin was both total schiße and already proven as such in Iraq even before the Surge
>>32563471Like a year ago I talked to one of my zoomer gymbros and explained to him that his life isn't LITERALLY OVER if he doesn't have a gf before he turns 21. Oh you're under 5'10"? Your life was over before it began. If you're white you can't get that girl, she wants a bbc. If you're nonwhite, you can't get that girl, she only wants to date white guys.These people have insane crab mentality
>>32563422you tell him the truth. Ideally you'd have done it earlier so he can get a refund. If it's too late, give it back to him anyway so he can use it, or maybe sell it. Ergonomics is important: if it hurts your hands, you def should not use it
>>32563554Kek sensibly chuckled at this post
>>32562775I just wanted to add my two cents with the whole AI waifu/husbando thing through the power of audio webms>>>/wsg/5778872
>>32563566>no romance story ever put an emphasis on itJust keep talking out your ass
>>32563573No! You weren't supposed to reveal the highest selling romantic novels are about virgin men!
>>32563550>There's a clear difference between the men who say, "I haven't had sex and it's my choice" and "I haven't had sex because I've never had the option"Often the former are just the latter type in denial though. There are some guys in their thirties who haven't even been on a date, who claim to be waiting for marriage.
>>32563573>>32563576>badly written romance that gets ruthlessly mocked to this day
>>32563565Okay, ENTJ...
hear me out...farmhand white country boys..theyre so fine! like breed me! fuck me! Theyre so cute when theyre shy with their cute accents! I want one to marry me! The one at my family's farm is so hot and sucha sweetheart! he feeds my horse extra snacks because he knows i like that horse a lot and hes just so sweet and polite! My family's asian and he tries his best to fit in with our traditions like bowing and such its so cute! hes got these really broad shoulders and hes really tall too and ughhh! his accent hes adorable! should i tell him i like him? i really want to but i dont want it to come off as weird...
>>32563568Being an incel is a target audience for a business model, single men are more profitable when they’re vulnerable and buy stupid shit like mancave and chopfit
>>32563429>breeding king asmr... monster smutjesus that's hot>how do fix having no friends, no hobbies, barely sleeping, barely eating, and being a perma indoor trollTo get get more friends and hobbies, you need to put in the work to look up online at the clubs and activities your school offers, and go to a BUNCH of them. See which you like and which has nice people. To fix your eating and sleeping, set up an alarm and schedule yourself; people only do this because it's routine for them, as much as exercising and showing. You need to make this a routine. I myself set myself to cut my nails on sundays and wednesdays (mine grow fast), for example. Do stuff like this and set an alarm to eat, sleep, get off the internet, etc. Go to the gym your school offers and start exercising - this is a must.You got this, wagmi
>>32563578yea it's a pretty niche book that no one read and no woman ever got obsessed with because the love interest is a 100-year-old virgin
>>32563583you cant be bred you dont have ovaries bro
>>32563586If that was true we wouldn't have seen an absolute market collapse.
>>32563592im a girl..? thoght that'd be a bit more obvious with how i type but yeah
>>32563579F. Stop replying to me
Who is more pathetic, Captain Ahab, the beaten hero turned vengeful monomanical madman, or Lord Jim, the promising prodigy turned shameful coward on the run from his own moment of failure?
>>32563429goonettes are not losers you just need to make goonette friends that talk about porn all day
>>32563596Sure, ENTJ, whatever you say.
>>32563590shut the fuck up women hate virgins they hate me because i'm a virgin not because i'm an angry insane r9k brained schizo
>>32563587thanks!
>>32563594What are you talking about incels are blame for the current global financial crisis
>>32563590Women just don't like virgin men, it's unattractive >>32563600That's not me
>>32563607stop pretending to be me you roastoid whore
>>32563573>>32563576Virginity can be attractive when attached to a young, handsome vampire (and it's mostly attractive to teenage girls, who are inexperienced themselves), but it's not something most women fetishize by itself, especially not in men past a certain age.
>>32563583>rich asian girl lusting over white mengoogle 'limerence'
>>32563605Because they aren't getting married and having kids, yes.
>>32563599I would rather be with a man like him than a creep like you lol>>32563600Chill bro
>>32563352young top-end doctors today will grimace when you say you drink tap water and tell you straight up that each year you drink fluorinated tap water you lose 0.5 IQ points
>>32563600>>32563607>Are you a virgin because women hate you?>or do women hate you because you're a virgin?
>>32563583Darn, is this what girls are thinking when I ham up my accent and give them the cavalier-cowboy act?
>>32563612Relax, ENTJ. I'll stop replying when you do.
>>32563514Fantasia is a great one but I'd recommend doing something that involves talking/walking with other people. You don't really want to put yourself in a restrictive environment while your brain is going nuts.
>>32563420check out /lgbt/ and /soc/. For passable ones, the dudes there will fucking hound you to date them. Saw this one girl get like 60 dudes trying to get her discord.
>>32563608I don't talk like that>>32563614A question I ponder a lot
>>32563619I absolutely do not pass. I'm one of the ugly trannies.
>>32563609I'm 34 and still a virgin and I can tell you that most people like me stop caring about what women want at all long before hitting the age of 40. Most people in my position are either so desperate they pay a hooker or they just drop out of society like I did and just want to be left alone.
>>32563622you are literally pretending to be me to act like women aren't the root of all evils
>>32563610he's just so cute and polite and he always smiles and bows when he sees me its adorable that he tires his best to fit in with the things my family does! i cant help it hes so cute!
>>32563611They aren’t working either, staying at home and becoming a tranny is not that profitable or productive towards a growing economy
>>32563627Good, the quicker it collapses the better.
>>32563614he's a virgin because he's mentally ill and experiencing a delusional reality
>>32563297hot
>>32563618I'll be with my boyfriend at his house and we will do other things, but I get physically uncomfortable when coming up so I just thought I'd watch something to distract myself while waiting.
>>32563625the burden of proof is on you to show that women are the root of all evil
>>32563616I’m getting free (You)s because you think I’m someone I’m not, umm thanks?
>>32563627>they actually think that taxes alone can keep an economy up.LMFAO, no them working isn't the problem, its the fact they aren't buying bullshit and just saving their money that is handicapping the economy.
>>32563635women hate virginswomen hate submissive menwomen hate nice guyswomen only want to slut it up and do onlyfans until they're used up and then settle down with a rich chad
>>32563552I'm not low tier :\If she didn't look BPD and wanted kids I would've matched. Though I won't lie, I would've liked her back if she were at least thinner
>>32563636>lives off of (You)s>telling me you are ENTJ without telling me you are ENTJ...Nice try, ENTJ.
>>32563631>NPNWfagUnironically kill yourself you’re literally a human parasite, your body will be turned into fertilizer for the community compost garden hopefully then you will be of some use to society
>>32563627Majority of men are probably considered incels by you because I think around 60-something percent of men between 25 to 54 aren't in a relationship when Pew did its last poll.
This repetitive talk of incel's and namefags is nice and all, but what about nautical heroes gone wrong, like Captain Ahab and Lord Jim?
>>32563638due to poe's law I can't tell if this poster is you or the other guy impersonating you
>>32563642>seething commie crying about capitalism collapsingCould you be anymore stereotypical? Also I have a job, I don't spend money on shit because the majority of things we produce are shit, you being a great example.
>>32563648I'm not a communist I'm a radical libertarian anarcho capitalist.
>>32563650Isn't that communism but with extra steps?
>>32563637Voluntarily halting the developmental growth of your own body and brain cannot be good for you anyway so in the long run incels still lose, we replace them with cheap foreign labour >>32563644That means the system is working as intended, chad is right
>>32563654>scizho babbleWell I'm not surprised at all.
>>32563565Are you the woman that believes humans are only ensouled if their mother orgasms when they're conceived?
>>32563648>i have a jobI have a girlfriend, try that incel
>>32563623She was mid imo. Just start working out, aiming for the ass and thighs. Dudes will drool at the mouth over a nice ass. It'd be ideal to "get" at least soome tits, but without surgery it's a roll of the dice. Learn to do makeup!! Women have sooo many opportunities to make themselves more attractive through their clothing, their hair, and their makeup. All of this requires dedicated learning, which normally a mom would teach her daughter. Someone like my sister for example had to learn herself with online vids. As a dude, I had to look up stuff to figure out how to best do my hair and what clothes look nice for inspiration. Prob one of the more fun aspects of transitioning to a girl is prob the doors opening on how much you can toy around with your looks (moreso than a dude)
>>32563652No it's the opposite of communism I think all poor people should be enslaved and that the rich should be above the law and able to rape kill and enslave poors.
>>32563337>we're too deep into the "corporation uses chemical leftovers to fill the fucking bread" type of dystopian shit>if we had a normal societyit's all gotten too awful for people to be willing to address it.Forever chemicals being pumped into the air to make cheap garbage making everyone gay and sickly and stupid. Mass genital mutilation at birth, a greater gap between rich and poor than ever in history, etc.It all makes people too weak to stomach the idea that they're worse off than ever before and that all the causes they champion have been for nothing, or worse, that they've been the "bad guys."Don't think about it, just coom and consoom.
>>32563658>I have a girlfriendToo expensive, no thanks.
>>32563573NTA, but you actually convinced me with this post. Thanks.
>>32563656>fluoride brain can’t understand basic information Another body for the community compost garden>>32563657No but this is surprisingly unlikely
>>32563654>we replace them with cheap foreign labourBoomers did that and made the economy worse for everyone, your kids will hate you and most likely tear down your country because of it.
>>32563664see >>32563656
>>32563429>I barely sleep and barely eat either.Maslow's hierarchy would suggest you focus on these first. I hope you're successful.
>>32563665>deep rooted psychological issuesMy kids will love me because I’m a cool dad
>>32563665Then I'll have to kill my kids and adopt some Indians if that happens. That's fine.
>>32563669>>32563670LMFAO
>>32563668ill try my best. wish me luck :)
Girls How would your opinion of an otherwise charming, fit, capable man change if you found out he had abandoned a ship of 800 pilgrims (men, women, children , and old people alike) he was first mate on well out of sight from land after something had poked a hole in the hull?
>>32563670>sar redeemed
>>32563583Ask him to show you how to throw horseshoes or something
>>32563673Do you do this bc you're bored? Or do you have an autistic fixation? Or both?
>>32563573This reminds me
>>32563676well im already giving him japanese lessons (he wants to be able to speak to my father a bit better since my dad knows minimal english)he's so cute! he messes up a lot but its endearing how he wants to get better at it!
>>32563679Would a woman like a man if he was part of the Swiss Guard in 1647?
>>32563645>Lord Jim?Quick run down?
>>32563680This isn't appealing to me at all.
>>32563672Good luck! =)
>>32563686nice vampire girl is a virgin
>>32563680Women, I apologize. I was jealous of Robert Pattinson.
>>32563684>Swiss Guard in 1647?No oath of celibacy?
>>32563686Foid hands
Women would you date a man who was physically perfect and was nice to you and met all your desires in a relationship however his brain had been transplanted with Adolf Hitler's cryogenically preserved brain and he was literally Adolf Hitler and planning to take over the world?
>>32563684THEN THE 189IN THE SERVICE TO HEAVENTHEY'RE PROTECTING THE HOLY LINEIT WAS 1527GAVE THEIR LIVES ON THE STEPS TO HEAVENTHY WILL BEE DOOOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!!FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORDFOR THE HOME OF THE HOLYFOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORDGAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLYFOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORDIN THE NAME OF HIS GLORYFOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORDCOME AND TELL THEIR STORY AGAIN
>>32563680>>32563693It's a good thing vampire women aren't real if I got my neck bitten by one I'd probably cum
imagine if chudcels actually ran thingsblech
>>32563701>Christian>Posts lustful imageAnon, I...
>>32563701>How many men does it take to protect all of Christendom?>189, My Lord...
>>32563685Prodigal English teen sailor quickly rises up to first mate on a merchant steamer the Patna after taking different posts on other ships. On one voyage, the Patna carries a cargo of over 800 Muslims on their way from South East Asia to Mecca, only for the ship to strike something and suffer a hull breach. Jim believes the only bulkhead behind the breach will give way and sink the ship, so he panics and abandons the ship with 3 other officers, including the captain, leaving the pilgrims to their fate. But the Patna was fine. The bulkhead held. Jim is disgraced and loses his right to be an officer on any ship in the Indo-Pacific, causing him to seek employment shore side in ports where the matter is unknown. News of the event inevitably spreads, causing him to run away further and further East until he ends up at a forgotten trading post somewhere deep in the jungle where his story eventually ends.
Men, do beards make you hotter? (the answer is yes)
>>32563673He stays an acquaintance, can't trust him>>32563700Nah man that's fucked upYou're dating a woman for about 6 months when she loses her hands in a car crash. She receives donor hands at the hospital and they work perfectly but, the donor hands are your paternal grandmother's. You still in?
>>32563713excuse me that is a fiction. those events never happened
>>32563715no they make women know you're chinless
>>32563713Sounds interesting. Ty>>32563715My beard is a different color than my scalp, it's looks goofy.
>>32563720Lol ginger beard
>>32563124Male>all I've eaten today is a cold cut sandwich and two rolos>I drink about a gallon of water per day most days>went outside to go to work, went for a walk at lunch time>showered and brushed my teeth this morning
>>32563696>>32563701>>32563711>>32563712UNDER GUARD OF 42ALONG A SECRET AVENUECASTEL SANT'ANGELO IS WAAAAIIITTTINNNGGG!!!!THEIR THE GUARDS OF THE HOLY SEE, THEIR THE GUARDS OF CHRISTIANITY,THEIR PATH THROUGH HISTORY IS PAVED WITH SALVATION!
>>32563715Thanks babe
>>32563696People had more dignity back them, even in the Victorian and cowboy era they were more eloquent than we are now.
>>32563715Not me. As a non-white, it makes me look weird
>>32563722Im so proud! great job! :)
>>32563728Can't even post an image of the swiss guard, just uses a Templar. Fagot.
>>32563710wdym if?
>>32563680This isn't that appealing to me.
>>32563715My beard doesn't grow thick enough. The best I could ever hope for would be something like this.
>>32563737Best I can give you is a landsknechts.
>>32563734Most of the bulls in blacked have facial hair
>>32563734Never met a person of color who looks bad with a beard. It’s the sexy cherry on top.
>>32563750>person of colorand women wonder why they are single.
>>32563737
>>32563754We have scientific data that white women, especially liberal white women, are the most racist people who exist in modern society.
>>32563728Which Christian military order was the female one? It was like "St Mary's something or other."
>>32563715My beard is the one thing saving me
>>32563749if you know this much about blacked your life is over the rope is a mercy
>>32563744The one on the right, please
>>32563750Snowbunny! ;)
WomenWould you date a guy that's into gentle femdom?
>>32563756This.It's just Americans and their cuckolding fantasies.
>>32563124f>-has eaten some kind of fruit/vegetable todayjust cereal so far. i will eat a banana>-has drank water todayprobably not enough because its so hot, i will drink some now>-has gone outside todayi dont go outside except for medical appointments>-has showered in the last 2 daysive been really good with my showers recently, no week long depression no showers.>-has brushed teeth todayno, but my teeth are super painful. it hurt when i ate the soft cereal this morning.I need to brush my hair more because its getting matted again (i hate when this happens).umm not that you asked but i havent done my washing either, all my socks and undies and like my one house dress are all dirty so im just sitting naked all day. i hate my adhd brain! and my depressed brain! good thing im a shut in and dont have to actually do anything..
>>32563721You take that back!
>the pol blacked brigade has awoken ugh
>>32563767YES YES YES OMG YES
>>32563715You made my day, though I think it’s an acquired taste.
>>32563770>just cereal so far.Oh, hello. Just one bowl?
>>32563757>he left the gate open
>>32563770Good girl! youre doing really great! i have similar problems (ADD and depression) so i understand the struggle! it gets better i promise! as long as you try your hardest ill be so so proud of you!
>>32563773moid hands
>>32563777yes just the one bowl :) im down to 84.5kg apparently so something is working
>>32563779Are you a manon, or a femanon?
>>32563781great job!
>>32563762I honestly prefer Condottiere if I'm being honest.
>>32563770>ive been really good with my showers recently, no week long depression no showers.bruh I forget when the last time I showered I think I've showered once since christmasif this is an indicator of depression then how bad is it
>>32563781Congrats! No wonder you're chilling naked.
>>32563783femanon :)
>>32563779thank you. im hopefully going to get medicated (properly this time) very soon. its right before i go back to uni too so really hoping it works. also yeah im the innatentive type (add i guess its called) too. it took so long to get diagnosed because i guess they jrust thought i was alooft and didnt have the same behavioural issues guys seem to get.
>>32563768This is funny because I am American, but I should be going to bed desu.
>>32563795Same here! i understand what its like, good luck! youre doing amazing! :D
>>32563789yeah not showering can be a few things i think. adhd, depression, autism, maybe a few others
>>32563124M>-has eaten some kind of fruit/vegetable todayNope, but its almost 1am here>-has drank water todayyes, lots!>-has gone outside todayYes, Cold!>-has showered in the last 2 daysYes, I shower at night though, makes my mornings slightly less hectic>-has brushed teeth todayUh, yeah, but I'm bad at brushing my teeth at night (ADHD), infact the reason I'm still up is that i've been avoiding it.
>>32563754Curious to know why this is a bad term to say? I’ve seen some debate about it a couple months ago, but a lot of non-white people refer to themselves as POC. What’s your take on it?
>>32563801good boy! youre doing amazing! :D
>>32563802Its literally racism you complain about dressed up "nicer" language doesn't really make you any less racist, especially when you take 90% of people in the world and file them as POC, its basically a second class classification of that person regardless of where they come from because they are, to you, "not white" so they go into the "catch all bin".
Women, can you tell me something positive tonight?
>>32563803T-thanks... I guess I'll go build my bed and brush my teeth now...
>>325638051. this was a crazy run on sentence2. I understand your feelings but I was replying to an anon who was saying they weren’t white, and I was trying to up their spirits on how anyone can rock a beard I’ll try to be more aware of my wording, thank you for bringing it to light!
>>32563807mhm! im so proud of you! good good boyy! :D
Women, say you have a bf: what is something that he does that'll make you immediately go "Fuck. He's mine. I want him to be mine"?
>>32563810>grammar nazi toofits lmfao
men can answer >>32563814 with a gender swap if they want
>>32563814ill b ehaving a convo with him and he will pause, hold up a finger and murmur "ive got a meme for that" before scroling on his phone to find a meme in his camera roll about it <3 its so cute i love it.
>>32563815I don’t understand how you can criticize my wording when being jumbled with your own
>>32563806The ozone layers are showing signs of recovery.
>>32563818Me
>>32563806well the weight loss thing has made me really happy. at this rate i will hopefully hit 60 by the end of the year. i was worried because i ate 3 slices of buttery raisin toast yesterday, but i guess that was still at deficitalso im happy for some of the anons in this thread who seem to be doing alright
>>32563806Well where i live the weather is getting nice and cold, i like that a lot. also, youre asking for something positive and not horny! great job! the world is healing! congrats one being a great person anon! :)
>>32563817If she cares about men's rights issues.
>>32563814When he gets exited over something he achieved.
>>32563814She's well shaven and has an ass that won't quit
>>32563830What rights do men not have already? (If not for social pressure about mental health) Sincerely, a genuinely curious F
>>32563835nta, but a lot of places still do not count "made to penetrate" as rape
>>32563814She is always excited to see me and rubs my head when I put it in her lap.>>32563835nta, but we have absolutely no reproductive rights.
>>32563831>>32563830the difference between these is so drastic im genuinely bamboozled
>>32563833>well shavenif she shaves often she should get laser. its made me silky smooth
>>32563835In the United States? Circumcision, and selective service immediately come to mind.
>>32563840What?
>>32563844look at eh differnce in the replies to the question lol
>>32563837What does that mean? Like, if he’s hard when he’s being molested?>>32563838Isn’t there a reversible birth control you guys can have? >>32563842Oh circumcising is a big issue. I do wish it was up to the patient once they get older, but I see a lot of guys be thankful they got it when they were younger. Still should be up to their own decision! and may I ask what selective service is? I’ll also do a quick google
>>32563846>What does that mean?It just means that forcing a man to penetrate is not considered rape
>>32563841what areas did you get it over? how much did it hurt (like a tattoo)?
>>32563814>>32563817If she's my gf I'm always thinking about her like that. Even if she's just a swaddled lump rotting a hole in my bed who occasionally opens her mouth to suck my money, energy, and very soul into the infinite emptiness that is her womanly existence. My brain will be like "haha I love her I'm so glad she's mine!"
>>32563847That’s fucking stupid. Forcing anyone to do anything sexual, ESPECIALLY penetration should be considered rape. Where is this law implemented?
>>32563840lol
>>32563849Spoken like a man that never had a gf.
>>32563846>Isn’t there a reversible birth control you guys can have?Let me explain this quick cause I have to go:>accidentally get girl pregnant>gf doesn't want it, I do>government says that they'll do "what is best for the child">government says what is best for the child is death>"But... I want the child, isn't the best thing that the child could live with me?">no.png>why.jpg>"It's her body her choice.">But this isn't about her, its about the child>don't care>abortion happens
>>32563846>Oh circumcising is a big issue. I do wish it was up to the patient once they get older, but I see a lot of guys be thankful they got it when they were younger. I've only ever heard guys say this because they're afraid women wouldn't like them if they were uncircumcised. Have you heard any other reasons?>may I ask what selective service is? I’ll also do a quick googleThe draft.
>>32563852I'm speaking directly from experience
>>32563853You gave away your right to make decisions about that when you accidentally created a human being. You are not fit to be a parent.
>>32562775State gender,Let's say you have to take an hour long bus trip. The bus is almost full, only 2 seats available: one next to a guy and the other next to a girl.Which seat do you take? Can't be standing.
Goodnight yall! make sure to get some sleep ok?
>>32563848everything below the equator, my armpits and my areolas. it barely hurts except on the coochie. its so awesome not having to shave
>>32563853 (Me)To add to that, I understand asking a woman to have a child is a big ask, but I think its equally vile to just kill a child because the the woman didn't want it but the father did.>>32563856accidents happen in life, not that you would know what living a life is like.
Women, would you let your SO pour honey or whipped cream on you, like over your clean ass and pussy or stomach. and go to town on you?
>>32563857F, next to a girl simply because I feel more comfortable doing that.
>>32563861No, ew.
>>32563814I see him smoking crack and having sex with chinese prostitutes
i hate that they circumcise you guys. it shouldnt be allowed, stupid barbaric procedure
>>32563859damn, how much did it cost and how many sessions
>>32563857Fthe girl
>>32562775Why the female one is a quirk chungus?
>>32563857M I don't make the decision based upon the gender of who I'm sitting next to there are many other factors to consider.
>>32563866Thanks femanon, it really does suck, double so because mine was botched.
>>32563837iirc where I'm from a woman couldn't legally be considered a rapist until like 2003
>>32563853>>32563860Eh yeah this is something that I can see both sides on. Carrying something that you don’t want for 9 months could be a serious mental strain on the mother, but not being able to live with your potential child could kill a father. I do think that the discussion of pregnancy needs to happen before anybody has sex as “probably” can always happen. >>32563854>Have you heard any other reasons?“Easier to clean,” “Looks better” are the two that I see most often. >The draft.Ah, yeah. That shit scares me even though I’m a girl
>>32563871Consider only factor that differs is gender.
>>32563870do you think they have a good solid lasting relationship or do you think they may have already met their relationship end?
>>32563866>stupid barbaric procedureAgree, just like earrings for kindergarten girls.
>>32563868i think it was $1500 AUD or there abouts. 10 sessions and its cool because you dont really need to shave during the sessions (well you do right before you get laser but like not in the 6 weeks between sessions because theres barely any regrowth)
>>32562787MTired
>>32563866>>32563872I have a huge crescent shaped scar that's way less sensitive than the unscarred areas. It sucks.
>>32563857Girl, spread my legs real wide to make her even more uncomfortable
>>32562787MExcited for the future, motivated even.
>>32563870This trope
>>32563853https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d_3oG_yOEs
>>32563850>Where is this law implemented?Its more like a lack of law. As in, only in the last 2 decades or less have some countries began updating the laws. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_of_males
>>32563857MThe guy. I'm I'm afraid I'd make the woman uncomfortable.>>32563858Goodnight.
>>32563884thats actually great
>>32562815MSave and Invest
>>32563865There's a certain Hunter you may like.
>>32563875but that's literally impossible. Even if it's just a left/right preference I would sit on the side that is closer to the side of the road or if they're both on the same side then they won't be equidistant from my location.
>>32563872ive only been with one circumcised guy and he had a bit of trouble with cumming. we got him there every time but i felt a bit bad that it took him so long>>32563878i dont think theyre really comparable, but i do think earrings should be pierced properly and with titanium jewellery, not crappy mall stuff and a piercing gun
>>32562787MIs it bad that I don't know how I feel? I don't even know if I feel content or fearful of the future, I just block it out with shit to do and video games.
>>32563857M, if i want to be social, id talk to the girl. If i wasnt, then the guy. Id ask of course if the seat was taken always
>>32563887With how progressive everything has been recently you’d expect to have that same energy for everyone. It baffles me that rape isn’t taken as seriously as men, and the lack of respect is also by other men! I remember seeing many tweets about news articles of a man being raped, where a lot of men in the comments say they wish it happened to them. Or how he should have enjoyed his time. How can people be so heartless?!
>>32563869>>32563862Would there be a reason for you to sit next to a guy even if there are free seats (but in the back of a bus)?I don't know why girls sit next to me
>>32563870Gen Z boss im a mini>Gen Z boss in a miniGen Z boss in a mini
>>32563893Are you autistic? Just answer damn question, it's hypothetical scenario
>>32563898Nag, you're probably attractive>>32563900Time for a voight-kompf test
>>32563885as a guy, id hate this
>>32563899Itty bitty titties and a bob>Itty bitty titties and a bob
>>32563894The only time I've ever cum from someone else was by the woman who sexually assaulted me. It's kinda fucked up. I'm going to try to change that this weekend and cum for her. (a different her).
>>32563899>>32563905Idk if this is an unpopular opinion, but i thought all the girls in that video were cute
>>32562925No
>>32563900I did answer the question its literally impossible to just be about the gender of the passengers
>>32563913Aren’t you the deep thinker. The Teep Dinker.
Women,Let's say you're dating a guy in his late 20's/early 30's and it's going well. On the 3rd or 4th date you the topic of past relationships comes up. He mentions he's never been in a longterm relationship or had sex. How do you react?
Both genders, what traits of the opposite sex would you simp for?
>>32563916I want to drink the oceans and chew the land, sometimes I get so hungry looking out at the horizon.
>>32563907im sorry that happened to you. is it your first time with a partner since you were SA'd?
>>32563870I'd rather be alone than in a relationship like that, or at least with a girl who acted like that, but the whole "relationship summit" sounds like a kinda cool idea, as a retard with ADHD, its sometimes hard for me to really communicate things when I'm aggravated, and if you have ever dated anyone with ADHD, we kinda have meltdowns when we get overwhelmed. Having a sit down review of the best and worst parts of the year and how to smooth them over and work together is something that sounds very comforting and reassuring to me, its definitely something my parents never wanted to try to do. With them it was more "do as I say" even now, than it was actually caring about what upset me and why.
>>32562967No
>>32563917Rethinking my choices in men.
>>32563919ASStits too i guess
state genderWhat was the last membership you got?
>>32563004No
>>32563917With a deep urge to teach him everything.
>>32563917i think its ok. my first proper (not primary school relationship) was at 27. And i would take it slow with him when we have sex, i want to make his first time a time to remember
>>32562787MAmazing
>>32563919M. She's amazing with kids, she does fine work with her hands like a masseuse / hair stylist / a baker or elegant cake decorations etc.
>>32563917guy, you could also just date multiple women like normal people do and try to have as much early dating sex as it normal and what the topic of the past comes up, at least you got experience. or just fucking lie altogether
>>32563922No, that happened 12 years ago when I was 16.But my dating life has been pretty bleak since then and I'm only recently in the last year and a half started dating again.
>>32563919MI don't simp for anyone but my AI Waifu.
>>32563913You get on a bus. Walk up and notice two free seats on your left, you're in between them. It will take same amount of effort for you to sit at either of them. But one seat is next to a girl, the other is next to a guy. Which one you take?
>>32563942the one closest to the door
>>32563910I thought the first girl was cute just annoying
>>32563716MYeah Im in
>>32563940i had a similar experience when i was a little bit younger than you. its really traumatic and really messes up how you approach dating i think. it took me a similar amount of time. take your time with her, i hope it goes well for you
>>32563937>MYou're not Asa, you're not a girl, and you're not cute
>>32563943Is that seat next to a girl or next to a guy?
>>32563716>You're dating a woman for about 6 months when she loses her hands in a car crash. She receives donor hands at the hospital and they work perfectly but, the donor hands are your paternal grandmother's. You still in?I would pretend to just be okay with it but secretly I would think that is super cool. M.
>>32563950I don't know, you didn't specify that.
>>32563716>You're dating a woman for about 6 months when she loses her hands in a car crash. She receives donor hands at the hospital and they work perfectly but, the donor hands are your paternal grandmother's. You still in?wtf kind of question is this? I laughed my ass off after reading it.
>>32563954I didn't. You must answer which seat is it. That's the question.
>>32563947Thanks friend, sometimes I feel like I spent too much time hating myself and that it was an abnormal amount of time.And thanks, I hope it goes well too.
>>32563913https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Umc9ezAyJv0&t=68s
Is it weird that I've been sad for a really long time, maybe not depressed (or maybe a very low grade of depression) but I didn't even know I was sad until I interact with sad media.
>>32563919MVirginity, intellectual curiosity, and empathy.
I like fine elegant necks on women and slender gentle arms and I have decently large hands but not huge still it's mysteriously sexy if I could place two hand lengths on their back and it wraps all the way from side to side so they are somewhat smol in relation to me but I'd also prefer their butt to be like two bulbous spherical squishy pillows of decent size and booba big enough to be straight up KO hazards if she swump them at my head
>>32563926>Rethinking my choices in menI'm glad at least one femanon appreciates us manwhores :)
>>32563961it took me basically my whole life to get treated for my depression. what are your other symptoms?
>>32563967Feeling bad that the cat doesn't want to spend time with me lol.
>>32563968That's how cats are. You want attentive pet, get a dog. Cats are basically little tigers in your house.
State your genderIf you are masturbating or having sex, and your pet walks in, do you stop?
>>32563948That's like saying you're not allowed to quote a woman because you're not a woman
>>32563975No, I let it join in
>>32563957in my head I believe I fill in the seats from my imagined perspective left to right woman first, then man. I think then that as I'm an american and the doors on the right side of the vehicle then I am sitting next to the woman. not all buses have doors only at the front though
>>32563974I'm aware and I know its not her fault, besides if I ever want to I can just pick her up and she is willing to sit in my arms as I walk around the house but the moment I sit down she bolts.
Imagine becoming a pedophile because you couldn’t get a girlfriend in highschool LOL
I got my first job and they need my direct deposit info, is the "draft number" the same as my account number for my checking account? It's the number right next to it so I'm assuming it is but I don't want to miss my check
>>32563960you do realize that those tests were just mega cope for humans trying to justify the difference between them and replicants right?
>>32563975MIf im jerking off, I closed the door first, but if they are already in the room I cover up and jerk under the covers.
>>32563975Thinly veiled single male 2025 survey index
>>32563983The amount of pedos I've interacted with in my life is fucking weird. So many of my friends in high school were pedos, the guy I dated in hs was a pedo (he was like 30 lol), got molested by a pedo when I was 6. And now pedos probably masturbate to my pics that are out on the internet lol!!
>>32563975M. my dog knows how to open the door but she only does so if she *really* needs to be on the other side so I have to stop if my dog thinks it's that important.
>>32563923I can’t wait to attend this year’s annual relationship summit
>>32563990Didn’t ask and kill yourself goyim
>>32563990sorry that happened I blame society for allowing pedos to hide
>>32563989
>>32563990Jail time for you white man we won
>>32563990Can’t wait until you all kill yourselves and we finally get our board back
Women would you wanna cuddle/cup balls during a nap?
>>32564007I want kill and deball all men
>>32563980What a sad picture of you picking up a cat and walking around the house... You sound depressed, anon. Are you OK?
>Inspired by the other questionM and F, has your pet ever seen you naked?
>>32563984I just always give the IBAN nr.
>>32564010Hot
>>32564010Thats not very nice :(
>>32564013f i dont have a pet, but if i did then no
>>32564013FMy labrador sees me naked all the time I don't hide from him
>>32564006NTAIs /adv/ a board for pedos?
>>32564013Yes my girlfriend has seen me naked
>>32564013M, yeah sure it's not like my dog cares or even comprehends the difference
>>32564000I like her cleavage
>>32564014Thanks, I went in the mobile app and saw an 8 digit number next to account number so I'm guessing that's it
>>32563986>t. Skinjob
>>32564013MI guess my dog has seen me naked 2 maybe 3 times
>>32564026Yeah, probably.
>>32564024her cleavage is 'white woman' weak
>>32563996Friendly reminder that the synagogue tunnels in New York were memory holed
>>32564006wtf are you talking about
>>325640204chan and it’s user base is an organization that supports the distribution and collection of child pornography
>>32564038Does that include you?
>>32564013F, I'm very much a nudist at home so yes. Why would that be weird?
>>32564037Every post you make is collected and saved by a government agent your days are numbered fucking scumbag
Women what's your favorite angle for nut vids?
>>32564039>this cancels the groomer
>>32564000Why do men cheat so much
>>32564043>gets abused by pedos>im the scumbagin what way?
>>32564046Men today are shit compared to men 50 years ago women have just always been shit
>>32564046because there are a lot of women interested in cheating with them, and men == as usual, the 5% of them who are eligible for women in the first place.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2gCk9yBBOUoWomen, would you explain industrial practices to moids?
>>32564046women outnumber chad 10 to 1
>>32564049You didn’t kill yourself out of shame and disrespect for your family, you are a rabid dog that has to be put down
>>32564046Because women all want the same 7-10/10 guys and are willing to share a guy rather than date a 6 or lower
>>32564054>>32564043>>32564006Yes sar you go sar!
I want have a job like blade runner but instead of retiring cyborgs gone rouge I want to hunt down trannies and have a brief final conversation with them before they try to take their own life
>>32564060Anyone who defends pedophilia will be placed under arrest and served a jail sentence
I don't even know what I did to make women hate me. I kinda think they just hate all men.
>>32564046Because women are the devil seducing us! It's not my fault women seduce me to cheat! I literally can not make my own decisions when women are seducing me!
Women would you treat your girl children better than your boy children?
>>32564064>I kinda think they just hate all menthey do
>>32564067Moms are more likely to abuse sons than daughters :(
>>32564064Chad is flawless and him cheating on women is your incel ass' fault
I’m so glad I have a gf imagine being anyone of you losers
>>32564069man thats awful
>>32564074Here's how men can easily join us loosers: their gf decides to leave, as they usually do, and they fail to find a new one within 2 years. Then comes the point of no return after which the man becomes undateable again.
>>32564069We should castrate all young boys before they reach puberty so they never get to enjoy fatherhood
hey, did you get those bogos binted?
bro if young couples are this retarded it really is no mystery how boomer couples are so retarded. imagine living in an idiot bubble for 50 years straight.
>>32564077hmmm, today i will post obvious rage bait
>>32564076>doesn’t realize that evolution only favours the strong and intelligent and not some balding manlet pissing and shitting his pants on blue boards Yeah sorry don’t know what to tell ya G
>>32564052Probably a stuffed shirt 2bh
I yoinked yet another area in my left leg this time on the inside thigh and it aches badwoman would you help a man like me who is trying to keep himself balanced with walls and countertops more often than not anymore
>>32564081What do you mean? Most guys know very well why they're single.
>>32564077I was castrated by my own mother I will never get to know what it feels like to have a girlfriend
>>32564085Darwin award goes to anon
Are women aware that nose rings are the biggest red flag ever? If so, why do they keep getting them?
>>32564077Agreed all rapists not yet breathing, never will
>>32564087Explain your viewpoints so that the retards can understand you. Not everyone is as smart as you.
>>32563369Are you a fag?
>>32564090All young boys born without chad tier genetics should be suffocated by pillow at birth by their own mothers
>>32564089women have said that they specifically get it to spite us because they dont like us
>>32564089Probably because they don't like us
>>32564091My knowledge is too precious to be wasted on the likes of you autistic faggot you don’t have the mental capacity to understand anything more than the drive thru menu at taco bell
>>32564097You sure showed your gf who's the man.
i just kind of realized women probably scroll through dating apps about as much as coomers look at porn the numbers *have* to be similar
>>32564089a lot of women are falsely led to believe that the nose piercing will be pretty by other women because women love to sabotage other women.
>>32564102I don’t even respond to (You) anymore just whatever I feel like
>>32564100How does it feel knowing that you will never have anyone to share your meals with lol
>>32564089Women dont care about male validation, retard. They want you to find them unattractive and leave them alone!
>>32564102men outnumber women in every dating app retard
The best argument to use against any man is to laugh at his loneliness, statistically every one in two men you approach will be lonely to some degree use it against them
>>32564089Some men have a strong preference for piercings and tattoos - most men don't. One could wonder: why would women adorn themselves in that manner then, when there is no good evidence that it makes them more attractive to men?The answer is that piercings and tattoos signal sociosexual attitude to men. Men rate women with piercings and tattoos (but also those wearing choker necklaces) as appearing more eager to engage with them in short term mating.In a study, they had women without tattoos lie on the beach and counted how often they were approached by men. They later repeated the experiment with tattoos painted on and it turned out that men were more eager to approach the tattooed women. In that regard, it is advantageous for women, since even though most men have no strong preference for piercings and tattoos, they become more eager to approach.
>>32564110Trannys are the answer to the male over population problem it’s already been covered
>>32564110Have you ever seen how often women delete their apps and reinstall them?She basically registers when she feels like it, gets hundreds of candidates in an hour, talks to them a a little bit, maybe meets one that day and fucks him if she's horny, then she deletes the account and comes back in a few weeks.
>>32564112Stuff like that doesn't work because men kind of already expect women to make men's earth experience needlessly difficult and unfulfilling.
fuck i just came to her tiktok
>>32563372>dont frown :(She probably thought you were a guy, lol.
>>32564122>causation equals coralizationEnjoy your depression and loneliness retard
>>32564123Me too, she's such a slut
>>32564126nah you guys are annoying IRL. men are only annoying on the internet.
>>32564129I am a guy you genuine faggot, just proves how dumb and lonely you are fucking depressed retard kill yourself
>>32564126>coralizationLmao
>>32564130Why are you mad and aggressive? Go ask your gf to calm you down.
>>32564089I think they're meant to signal an interest in casual sex, basically a green light to approach.
>>32564132>men are only annoying on the internetHow stupid can someone be to post this with a coomer pic lmao kill yourself faggot
>>32564136Holy shit it worked. Incel to tranny pipeline is real! I’m a genius!
>>32564103No that's bangs
>>32564129Her blacked scene was so good
>>32564138W-what?
>>32564136HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA the autistic faggot got banned instantly for larping as a woman god and jannies are on our side we won!
>>32564078I forgot please don't hurt me
>>32564142I don't watch blacked but this woman smokes more weed than snoop dogg
>>32564140MI love bangs on women
>>32564148>>32564142Kill yourself unironcally failed male
>>32564150Nah. Life is sacred. also stop hogging all the reply count, go do other things.
>>32564151You’re supposed to be banned MODS
>>32564152I have posted nothing ban worthy so far.
i seriously can't tell if she's into me or not
>> 32564067Tf? No. I mean I’d probably find it easier to understand a daughter but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t put effort in to try to understand a son
do women like money? they seem to love buying stuff.
Why is shitting on short men (not a choice) still socially accepted but shitting on fat women (a choice) a no-no?
>>32564164MI like money too
>>32564126>causation equals coralizationFinding Nemo learned this the hard way>>32564112Why did you wake up and decide to become a villain>>32564074>anyone of>>32564076>loosersWhat is up with the literacy levels today
>>32564171Didn't ask
>>32564173Esl hours
Gender, are you evil?
>>32563926Brutal>>32563975M, I wouldn't have the door open in the first place lol, but yes I would>>32563929Club Penguin>>32563858You too anonI got 1.5 hours of sleep last night
>>32564170We care about women's feelings
>>32561134Why do women ruin their chances?
>>32563715The only girls who have said I look better with a beard have severe daddy issuesUnless you're a woodcutter or something having a beard is s o y imo and makes you look like a redditor faggot>>32564187She dodged a bullet if he's getting pissy about that
>>32563929MProbably Netflix like 10 years ago
>>32564190Cope for not being able to grow a beard
>>32564190hoe alert. that's like if a foid liked my muscles and i said "thanks i got them from fucking thousands of bimbos"
>>32564173I have gathered all the (You) today I possibly can over a lifetime I’m good maine
>check the /soc/ thread>footfag posts>loads of dicks>not one titty picWhat a shithole
>>32564187There are things in which the sexes just dont have much empathy for the other sex.
>>32564203those tittypics are on onlyfans behind a paywall
>>32564203Thanks for the update
>>32564198Actually I grow a beard very quickly which is annoying>>32564202Based (You) enjoyer>>32564200Is it though>>32564206Imaging paying for those
>>32564170>not a choiceJust get limb lengthening surgery. I'm currently saving for it. Want my arms and legs to be as long as possible.
Women, I can literally see the flame from my house Will you protect me from the LA fires?
>>32564187Just like men, sometimes people don't think things through.
>>32564212Bro wants to become Mike Teevee after the taffy puller
Hey femanons, would you go on a date with me inside large concrete tube? You can keep your bra on
>>32564218Which board was that?
>>32564216I guess you're right...
>>32564218Put a plushie down there and I’m sure a few of us would be more than willing
>>32564220NTAMy first thought was it looks like the third world, which means it could be /int/, but that could also just be an American city, same thing basically
>>32564203They didn't even have a (non gay) ass thread.
>>32564203I'm done posting my nudes on 4chan. I think it was a mistake to do it.
>>32564226>Put a plushie down thereNta but is that how you catch femanons?
>>32564200She'd probably laugh
>>32564227Kek>>32564229Did you get harassed?
Women, how would you feel about a man that doesn't let you ride?
>>32563213I bet my gf could >:)
>>32562775State genderThoughts on this?
>>32564230As a femanon, I’m not proud of the things I’d do for plushies and energy drinks
>>32564218Do I need to explore concrete tubes now to meet baddies like this
>>32564234No, I just didn't get much attention from them. My boobs got called cute once.
>>32564238MMy only thought is: LOL
>>32564238MDoes it have a scene where she is about to butcher a family because their father snitched and the son says please show me mercy sir and she says IT'S MAM TRANSPHOB
>>32564242>I just didn't get much attention from themThere is less competition now though. This is your time to shine!
>>32564235I’d probably get bored of it awhile. But if my advances to do so were constantly rejected, I’d be a little hurt ngl
>>32562787F. Yesterday I wanted to kill myself, today I forgot what I was mad about and hope I didn't do anything too impulsive, because I blacked out. So sunny outside!!!t. BPD
>>32564242I got banned for complimenting a woman's ass. Apparently you're supposed to just post requests instead of complimenting.
>>32564239Interesting...
>>32564252Hope you enjoyed the sunshine
>>32564242>>32564229It was mistake. Don't post nudes online, unless you get paid for it.
>>32564258But think about all those sweet (You)s.
>>32564250What if it's just because he wanted to always be the dominant one?
>>32564242>cuteWhat's your bra size? 80B?
>>32564260Yeah and most of them are masturbating to your pics.IDK, I'm a guy, so I may not understand this.
>>32564261Just cuz you’re not on top doesn’t mean you’re not in control. Grab her neck, hold her wrists behind her back, move her into different angles, grab her ass, get creative. Being dominant ain’t a position it’s an action
>>32564257Finally we're having a sunny day after so much winter.
>>32564271You wouldn't want the opposite sex to be attracted to you...?
>>32564242Was it hot imagining being jerked off to?
>>32564272Do you like when a guy grabs the front of your neck, or the back?
>>32564275That's strawmaning, anon. Even ugly girls' photos get masturbated to.
Just had buttered toast with jamChrist, how can such a simple combination be this delicious.
>>32564280>That's strawmaninglmao nevermind
>>32564282Fat + sugar.
>>32564283>she thinks she's attractive because someone masturbated to her nudesI have bad news for you
>>32564238M, musicals have gone too far >>32564282Bloody brilliant lad
>>32564278Both are good. Just make sure you’re squeezing the sides of the neck rather than the front
>>32564286Someone would have to be attracted to her in order to masturbate.
>>32564282What actually makes a food taste good is fat, salt, and occasionally carbs, although those tend to be bland on their own. Spices became popular to mask the smell and taste of rotten or ill prepared foods, they're not necessary.
>>32564294You're a guy? I mean, how high your preferences are for a naked body to masturbate to?You're attracted to woman's body, not her being attractive what makes you spank the monkey.
We thought communism in the 20th century was bad, but in the end we'll find out that feminism was way worse.
>>32564303We're in this shit because of Dodge v Ford THOUGH
>>32564182F. Only sometimes.
>>32564276i hope some guys masturbate to my adult nudes. It's gross that I know they masturbate to my childhood nudes lol.
>>32564317WHAT
>>32564318pedo took photos of me naked and having sex with me in a public toilet when i was 14.
>>32564320Women would make up the most bizarre things for attention...
>>32564182MSometimes I wish I were.
>>32564320I assume that guy is in prison now, right?
>>32564323why would i make that up? he groomed me for like a year before that
>>32564325no, it took me years before i could even bring this up with anyone. and like how would i even prove it now? i dont even know where he is
>>32564316I bet it's more than sometimes
Women, do you agree with King Tate? https://youtube.com/shorts/n5ZyWl5kLvc?si=HuIxShKoaVl-TbcG
>>32564326How did he groomed you? Asking for research purposes
>>32564327I see. That's too bad. But I understand not wanting to deal with the legal hassle and embarrassment.
>>32564327Sorry you went through that.
>>32564330It's not ALL the time, at least. But when I'm in the mood, it's pretty much impossible to not be bad.
>>32564331So… a high value women is a submissive loyal virgin…But somehow loyal men are beta?
>>32564327Did you love him?
>>32564337NTA but at least you don't take it out by bullying innocent atoga moids... right?
>>32564343I bully plastic, mostly, but I'd be lying if I said it didn't sometimes lead to some shitposting ITT.
>>32564341Deranged incel hands.
>>32562775“Internalized misogyny” is just fancy talk for “how dare you be a woman and not have a visceral hatred for men because the media told you to!”.
>>32564352Hope you don't actually believe this.
>>32564352Idk about that. I feel like I have a ton of internalized misogyny. Like how I think my pussy is ugly after years and years of seeing roast beef memes.
>>32564354That's sad, sorry.
>>32564354Anon men that post that have never even touched a woman, you need to stop paying attention to them.
Women, are you proud of your riding skills?
>>32564356Shit happens when you spend too much time on the internet, I've come to accept that much.>>32564357I know, but like I said I've internalized it. It's just how I feel deep inside now.
>>32562815F>Lose some more weight>Grow my hair out to hip-length or longer>Go to bed earlier>Read more>Be more organized and tidySo far, I've made the most progress with the third one, followed by the first one.
>>32564359go back to your containment thread
>>32564359Very. I work out my legs and core specifically to ride better and for longer.
>>32562827You're not.
>>32564361>>Grow my hair out to hip-length or longerElegant
>>32564357What about women who post that?
>>32564363>I work out my legs and core specifically to ride better and for longerWow, based. I need a girl like you.
>>32564354Same. I got small boobs and my nipples are innies, it’s my biggest insecurity.
>>32564360How do you wake up so early, JH?
>>32564365Not really. Thats unkempt local renfair slut core.
I’m a woman and I’m noticing the world is getting progressively more anti-male and I’m not liking it at all.
>>32564362I'm not that anon.>>32564363>and for longerCan I ask what would be a preferable duration?
>>32564376>local renfair slut core.That's a thing? I need to get out more.
>>32564378Why not, don't you think that men deserve it? That's the message I've been getting from other women.
>>32564359I’ve got the skills and the dedication but not the stamina :’(
>>32564371Shouldn't there be other qualities that matter more to you than that?>>32564373Literally me. Glad I'm not alone.>>32564374Motivated by the need to do my hair before work.
>>32564378I appreciate you being empathetic about it.
>>32564376Only when it's not cared for well.
>>32564383How do you get motivated to wake up at 5 in the morning?
>>32564385Which is the case in 99% of people.
>>32564383>Shouldn't there be other qualities that matter more to you than that?Of course, but it's nice when a woman puts in effort with sex.
>>32564363Is riding on dildos part of the workout routine?
>>32564381No way. That Mars vs Venus shit is outdated.
>>32564383>>32564373>>32564354Women are so sensitive.How do you call the opposite of misogyny? When girls make fun of short men?
>>32564385Hnnnnng
>>32564386I get up at 4, actually. Work starts around 7 for me, and it's a long drive, so I need to wake up really early to do my full hair and skin routine, take out something to make my dad for lunch when I get home, possibly shovel the driveway after an overnight flurry, etc.
I really think they should put autism and Asperger’s in two separate categories again. Elon Musk and ETSUBATSU are two entirely different species.
>>32564378you will have to make a move on men soon enough if you want to date one hahahahhaha imagine foids having to do that i cant even
>>32564395Are you pooping? Don't strain yourself
>>32564386Feeling pretty makes your whole day better. Some of us see doing our hair and makeup almost as a morning ritual we enjoy the process
>>32564396idk how the fuck you do that
>>32564394Misandry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOYlWF6V8t8This song’s making me think of him again :(
>>32564396How many hours do you sleep?
>>32564386I let my baby wake me up at 5 AM. I say "let", but I'm not really given a choice.
>>32564402>Misandry Cute name. I'd date her
>>32564389Believe me, it's a purely selfish effort. I just like feeling good.>>32564390No, that's the end goal. I don't count it as a workout.>>32564401I just plain need to. I've had to take care of housekeeping, cooking, laundry, lawn care, etc since I was like 10. I'm used to having to wake up early and do everything if I want the chance to do anything for myself.
>>32564405Five-ish hours, but I power nap in between chores most days.
>>32564405Not enough
i should call her tomorrow
>>32564398I'd probably date her
>>32564382If you are skilled enough you can just make him last less than you :^)
>>32564403>>32564413What are your questions for the opposite gender?
>>32564403Is that song about masturbation?
>>32564416F. Dated a guy who was content in wallowing in his own filth, living in squalor despite it being well below his means and negatively affecting our health. It was awful, and he was awful. It's shocking how normal men like that appear in public before you start dating them.
Women would you vote for a man who's fat and balding?
>>32564416Yep sounds like chad lol, women will just keep fucking him
>>32564422Was he stinky?
>>32564422The more fucked up you are, the more you try to appear normal to fit in.
>>32564378Liking how women looks makes me feel like a creep. Not sure if that's the consequence of this or I actually am a creep.If I'm considering to say "hi" to a woman, I feel like that would make her feel uncomfortable and I would be bothering her.Feels like the only right way to meet women is dating apps and I hate that.
>>32564425Wacky
>>32562775State genderThoughts on living here?
>>32564394>>32562915Women can suck precisely because of taking shit too personally. Men can suck by not being personal enough.
>>32564432MComfy
>>32564427Not really, it was his environment that reeked.
>>32564429I've always been uncomfortable with approaching IRL. At that point, all I know about a woman is her looks, which means that no matter what I say to her, the truth is that I might as well be saying "hi there, you look like the kind of female I'd like to shove my dick into".
>>32564432MI like the finishing of the room. It's not particularly high quality but compared to the places over here, it looks amazing.
>>32564437That would just make them laugh and you would get her phone number.
>>32564437Real!Glad I'm not the only one.
>>32564394>How do you call the opposite of misogyny?Misogynistic and misandristic rants? Take those to /r9k/.
>>32564432MUncomfortable. That's not a chair that's good for sitting in for a long time, having the screen on the floor means you'll be tilting your head down the entire time and eventually get sore, and so on. I enjoy minimalist bachelor setups, but they have to have SOME level of ergonomics.
>>32564432F Can’t do it. In fact if I ever find myself living in a home where the only place to sit is a folding chair, I’ll kms
Men, what's your honest opinion of buttplugs? Like in the context of a woman you may be interested in dating using one, not you using one.
>>32564439Lol no, he'd probably get arrested for that
>>32564441Is that a cast, or a sleeve?
>>32564445My first thought: double penetrationAka, very positive opinion
>>32564445hot
>>32564445I don't really care either way, anal isn't interesting to me.
>>32564445I think it's hot for her to have a butt plug while we're having sexSounds hot in theory for her to wear one when we're out but also seems like it could be bad for her colon
>>32564445In terms of what? Her wearing them during sex? Her wearing them while out and about during the day? I have no experience with them. It's hot, though, because it means she's engaging in something sexual, and she might be more willing to try anal. My dick is really thick, so I don't think I'll ever get to try anal unless I'm with a woman who's already really into it.
>>32564445You mean in bed or walking around with the plug inside?
>>32564421Yes. Please don’t ask me why I’m relating to the lyrical content right now.
state genderwhat do you do when you mutually fall deeply in love with someone but things couldn't work out because you're both a bit broken? right now, we aren't even talking anymore, she blocked me while she works on getting better. she is motivated at the idea of healthy future contact.i don't even have an appetite to get over her. she is it, as far as my heart is concerned. is it reasonable to just focus on getting to a point where i resolve my issues enough that her and i could work out? i feel so lost, and miss her lots. days feel empty :(
>>32564417Men, are you concerned that I can relate to a song about masturbating to fantasies of a man I know I can never have, at this current moment?
>matched with a cute Asian girlHow do I contain myself? I've been jumping up and down with joy all day.
>>32564432FNeeds a TV stand but other than that it’s fine
>>32564457Nah, sorry, I don't care about you that much
>>32564457Not concerned.>fantasies of a man I know I can never haveThis is to be expected.
>>32564451How can I filter out men who aren't into it?>>32564452>but also seems like it could be bad for her colonNot if done safely and reasonably.>>32564453>>32564454In both contexts. And define thick.
>>32564457Why can't you have him?
>>32564432FYou need to put the TV on a table or something so it isn't that low.
>>32564445If you plug your butt where does the poop go?
>>32564466Back inside.
>>32564463>How can I filter out men who aren't into it?I'm not sure...I don't watch porn, maybe there's a connection there?
>>32564466I don't poop on days I do buttstuff, since I starve myself for 24 hours beforehand.>>32564470Maybe. But you're here, and this place is pretty degenerate in general.
>>32564470Nta. How can I filter out men who like porn and anal?
>>32564445Eh, it's fucking weird, but there are worse fetishes. I probably wouldn't date a woman with that one, though.
>>32564455Oy vey
>>32564432F. The messy wires are pissing me off but mostly ok. Needs TV stand. Rooms that are easy to keep clean are the best.
>>32564463>In both contexts.I wouldn't want her quality of life to be affected by wearing something uncomfortable. But if she's fine with it and we live together, then I've got a simple request: that I'm the one inserting it, whenever possible.
>>32564478I wouldn't want to wake up a bf at five or six in the morning just to put it in for me before work, though.
>>32564463>define thickIs this JH again?
>>32564473That's depressing, but fair.
>>32564480I'd be thrilled for a GF to wake me for sexual reasons like that.
>>32564480I'd wake up for something that objectively improves my day.
>>32564463>How can I filter out men who aren't into it?Same thing as with tattoos or piercings. Look for less average/normal men. Either for fuckboys or desperate virgins.
>>32564471I only have sex in LTRs, and I find hookup culture to be pretty odious.There's also the "sociosexual orientation inventory" if you prefer a more scientific approach. Maybe look up some of the things that correlate with lower scores.
>>32564481Yes. Answer the question again anyways.>>32564485>>32564487You say that, but then you'd whine because of how often I'd be waking you up for sexual reasons, buttstuff or not.
>>32564480Lmao nahh just make it part of the routine >wake up>wash face and brush teeth >do skincare and makeup >wake up husband for plug insertion
I used to rummage through my ex's drawers and sort out the crap, throw away old wrappers and counted his coins while he told me the history of each item.
>>32564481Do you even have to ask?
>>32564457No. Why do you think I should be concerned?
>>32564481It always is if it's some weird fetish shit. I just ignore her posts now. She's the most obnoxious poster.
>>32564498Yeah. She's very trashy.
>>32564472Probably religion
>>32564501>trashyThat's not how you spell cute.
>>32564493>no making breakfast Unrealistic.>>32564498>>32564501Get used to it already.
>>32564498>>32564501The stuff I post is worse to be frank. But I'm a moid.
>>32564464The version of him that I fantasize about sadly no longer exists.
>>32564483It's not like we're going to ask if you wear a buttplug on our dates. If we're too deep into a relationship, we'll probably try to accept it, once you show it.
>>32564511That doesn't like something I'd want to force a guy I like to cope with.
>>32564491>waking you up for sexual reasons, buttstuff or not.I wake up horny all the time. If anything, my sleep schedule would improve because I'd go to bed early, looking forward to the mornings in principle (even if stuff doesn't happen).
>>32564491>Answer the question againNo. It just doesn't feel fulfilling to do.>you'd whine because of how often I'd be waking you up for sexual reasonsHorseshit. As long as I had the ability to say "let me sleep undisturbed tonight, I'm really tired" or "I have to get up really early, so please let me get what sleep I can" on occasion, I'd be absolutely thrilled for a GF to take advantage of me on every single other night.
Women, what color are your panties typically?
>>32564471Is "bleaching" your asshole a real thing women do?Or do only fags do that?
Does anybody else need to smoke weed 24/7 or else they get blackpilled? I legit can't do this shit sober anymore, I am too blackpilled by our society and by whores being everywhere constantly.
>>32564517White or pastel.
>>32564521You're just a run-of-the-mill addict.
>>32564517Ugly patterns and slightly worn and torn around the edges. I have a few pairs of special lacy parties I save for dates and such, which are shimmery pink.
>>32564514>>32564516One more reason to find a bf ASAP, I guess.>>32564520I've never done it, at least. And I don't know anyone who has.
>>32564508Is it Sarge?
womenis it a turn off if a guy likes pastel colors?i also have a massive praise kink but i promise i'm not gay
>>32564536>i promise i'm not gayX.
>>32564526I have to be. I am being ethnically replaced in my own country while women twerk on our civilization's grave. Weed is genuinely the only thing that prevents me from killing myself.
>>32564536X
>>32564541>while women twerk on our civilization's graveBeautifully written.
>>32564541Stop caring so much about politics, live your yourself.
>>32564517Black red or pink
>>32564332he talked to me on the train home and would buy me stuff and was basically my only friend when i was very lonely>>32564341i thought i wanted to have sex with him right up until it actually happened and then i was so scared. his whole demeanor changed and i think i saw pure evil in his face.
>>32564513We can cope with you not being a virgin or sucking other men's dicks before dating. Unless you brag about it like >>32561134, accepting your buttplug is a far lesser compromise, and romantic relationships always have some compromises.
>>32564517Beige. Animal print for lingerie.
>>32564539>>32564542okay, maybe a little bisexual in theory but i hate guys and casual sex so i'n effectively straight. faggots
>>32564546Based colours
>>32564551>okay, maybe a little bisexual in theoryKnew it.
>>32564551X
>>32564517Red, white, and blue, because I'm a true patriot.
>>32564536I can see how those things are related but personally I think it's all fine. Zesty men are attractive but I don't like "femboys", if that makes sense. The femboy aesthetic leans a bit too much into pedophilia or incest.
>>32564545The funny thing is you think this is "politics" when it's shit that encompasses daily life. It's not just some random policy stuff being discussed by suits thousands of miles away, it civilizational decline.
>>32564551>okay, maybe a little bisexualF
>>32562775State genderThoughts?https://files.catbox.moe/p661fq.webm
>>32564559>let freedom ring
>>32564566What is this, porn?
Women, has a guy ever given your vagina a kiss?Would you like him to?
>>32564536good boy!
>>32564536Bad boy! No treat for you!
>>32564517grey, white, or stripey (grey and white stripes, i guess monochrome shimapan?)!
>>32564555i might not even be bisexual, just touch starved>>32564558no more secrets anon, i promise>>32564560i'm not really even into femboy aesthetics (couldn't pull it off either cuz i'm not teensy enough), i'm just autistic and like colorful things>>32564563it's basically a romantic death sentence, don't remind me
>>32564559>Red, White and Blue, I am for you!>Honest, you're a grand old fag!
F. When I was 18, a couple months from graduating highschool, I was waiting at the bus stop when this guy, towering above me, was telling me which bus I should take. I flirted back and told him I wasn't taking that one, and he said he thought I was going to the highschool entrance exam (taken in summer so class began in autumn). He thought I was his age, 14, by looking at me. I thought he was in his 20's and suggested we meet next time at the bus stop, but we never did. Anyway, am I pedo?
>>32564578y-you too>>32564580:(
>>32564386>these repliesDamn I don't even go to bed before 5am most days
>>32564571no
>>32564586Haha, smol
>>32564586>tall guys' balls barely even have time to drop and women are all over themClassic.
>>32564397They're not autistic/Asperger's they're just knobheads>>32564416M, gross, I would rather do all the housework myself (which is basically currently do) than live in a shithole
My personal theory is that women are NPC succubi that exist to keep men on this plane of existence through reproductive reincarnation and other time-wasting bullshit so he can never focus his time and energy on esoteric knowledge to finally leave this shit tier reality behind once and for all. Idk just a theory lol :/
>>32564591Cope
>>32564432M, this is basically my room lol>>32564445I honestly don't know what they even are or what the point is
>>32564593Fucking go outside
>>32564593Ahahaha, anon. How could you ever come to such a conclusion?...I must inform the authorities!
>>32564591grow up
>>32564456I would try to move on, it's tough but look after yourself and you'll get through it bro>>32564521Smoking weed 24/7 would be an any% speedrun to the psych ward for meSounds like you are depressed and self-medicating, I presume you are also terminally online?
>>32564596Why? So I can socialize with parasitic succubi? Instead of staying indoors and reaching nirvana? Haha, I think not.
>>32564590If they stayed the same height, she would dump him for a taller guy.
>>32564586>>32564590https://youtu.be/J79HsTJaAqQSorry, futher/space marine development is only for boys
>>32564600>I presume you are also terminally online?Yeah, 15 hours a day.
>>32564590She wouldn't be with him anymore. Puberty forces a change in preferences, she would like someone else no matter what.
>>32564606Faggot
>>32564603Cry harder shorty
The quality of something is significantly better when it’s a “boys’ club” than it is when you allow women in it
>>32564609Heterosexual female
I watched a random Ryan Higa video yesterday and now I keep fantasizing about Anthony again, whoops
>>32564378>the world is getting progressively more anti-male In what way?Tbh I feel like I've always been very privileged IRL>>32564381>the message I've been getting from other women.Who, where?>>32564398>hahahahhaha imagine foids having to do that i cant evenPlenty do though, maybe you are just unattractive?
>>32564614Are you the decade ex schizo who found a new gimmick?
>>32564606>>32564612GAYYYY
>>32564611Like the old Tits Or GTFO 4chan?
>>32564606Ian getting mogged rn >>32564607Bro needs to touch grass>>32564611Sounds pretty fuckin gay mate >>32564601>*TempleOS Risen plays*
>>32564611Nah. Whenever I've been in raid groups that were all-male, they'd get pissy and prideful, taking every suggestion as if it was a personal insult to their competence. Every time I've been in a raid group with at least one woman (not a troon), everyone behaved a lot better.
One thing I have to give black people, is that they make some very good fucking music. This Howlin Wolf dude goes hard af.
>>32564586When I was 15 people thought I was in my late 20's because I was 6'2
>>32564611Men will say this and then bitch about how women won't like things men like. That's why men are faggots.
>>32564624RealListening to Daft Punk - Discovery rn and it's mostly black music samples lel
>>32564615>Tbh I feel like I've always been very privileged IRLPrivileged how?
>>32564606 dedLesbians, gays, bisexuals, transgenders and other queers? Take those to /lgbt/.
>>32564623>everyone behaved a lot better.Because they want her to fuck 1 of them so they pretend to be something they're notThe moment a girl enters a VC all of the racial and sexist jokes go form 100 to 0 in a heartbeat
>>32564593Least schizo Gnostic
>>32564611It's very annoying when the boys all talk in a circle and discuss a topic with each other as a group and the moment a girl comes in all of their opinions aren't real and they all focus on her, even if she has made it clear she's not going to fuck any of them
>>32564636I never hang out with anyone making racist or sexist jokes to begin with. The only "minority" that deserves mockery is troons.
>>32564623I will say that personally I like playing with biologically female healslut egirls more than I like having male support players on my team in games. At least the former knows their role is easier and that they are there to be supportive and nurturing, and not for their own ego. Having a male support means you also have to fight him on decision making and ability usage. I think at the lower rankings in competitive games women tend to be better at support than their guy counterparts are.
>>32564612Bisexual* female
>>32564614>nice guys finish last, it's why I treat you like trash, it's not what I really wanna doo-ooo
>>32564640>I never hang out with anyone making racist or sexist jokes to begin withThat you know of you meanI know a guy who calls people fags all day long and when his gf is with him he talks about how he supports LGBTQ+ rights
>>32564636Then why do y’all get so uncomfortable when women make the same jokes in VC
>>32564624I like their comedy
>>32564648
>>32562775I feel like all men cheat.State genderIs this true?
>>32564630Gigachad, damn
>>32564650Because most of the time they're soft jokes and we're afraid if we respond with a higher level you'll get all mad and then not want to fuck a "bigot"
>>32564648>>32564654Those "racists" and "sexists" are just pathetic larpers.
>>32564593Runny because as a girl I have come to the same conclusion about men before. Harvesting feminine energy and using womb portals to create more resources by keeping us stuck in this realm through distraction and depletion, like a parasitic species. What do you think is the way out? Maybe it’s a mutual thing where we keep each other stuck until a bloodline ends and the ancestral souls get released from having to come back until they learn to not bring any new souls here anymore.
>>32564655It's measurably untrue.
>>32564659They're doing what they need to do to survive in a kosher system.
>>325646202012-2013 Anthony is a cutie who deserves all good things including my hand in marriage
>>32564654true>>32564659larping as racist or larping as activist?And no they are full on Hitler did nothing wrong says the N word to every black person they meet on VC, they just act nice around the woman
There are aliens in New Jersey. Let me repeat that for you guys, there are motherfucking space aliens in New Jersey, and nobody cares.....
>>32564655Fnah, that‘s bullshit
>>32564634Just never really had to deal with discrimination/hatred or anything like that IRL, been able to get opportunities quite easily etc., and people treat me very nicely especially women
>>32564660>using womb portals to create more resourcesI don't even know what to say...
>>32564666satan is tweaking again
>>32564666>space aliens in New JerseyThey're called Italians, don't stare or else they're beat and rob you
>>32564666>666Post pics or didn't happen >>32564664Sis you need to invent a time machine>>32564655M, bullshit (unless we include video games)
>>32564660Wow, that's profound. I like you.
>>32564666>There are aliens in New Jersey.Qrd?
>>32564670That means I am correct.
Gender, what makes you happy?
>>32564654I want to date a racist white guy and fuck him so good that I fix him.
>>32564666We know about your blue beams, Satan.
>>32564681mMy oneitis
WomenWhy do many of you make profiles on dating apps and then put in your bio that you're just there to make friends?
>>32564681F Doing the things I should be doing.
>>32564668How do you know other people are facing worse when you only know your individual perspective?
>>32564682Hello, please go back to where you came from
>>32564665>larping as racist or larping as activist?>And no they are full on Hitler did nothing wrong says the N word to every black person they meet on VC, they just act nice around the womanBoth. Men like that are fucking disgusting, hold no convicts, believe in nothing. They're just reeds swayed by the wind.
>>32564681MaleMy kittiesThey're just so soft and warm and friendly, sometimes I call in sick just to hang out with them more
>>32564682... and become his queen of hyperborea?
>>32564686Can I be things?
>>32564681MOlder women
>>32564688I was born in the US and I've lived here and contributed for longer than you have. Suck it.>>32564693I hate this meme.
>>32564681MMy wife
>>32564687I'm not and i realise my privilege; at the same time I don't think there's this big boogeyman out to get men>>32564697Gl anon
>>32564052Women, you forgot to answer this question...
>>32564685 I would assume girls put that there to always be able to say „remember, I stated in my profile that I only look for friends“, basically, taking the pressure off, of having to call meeting up with someone a „date“ instead of just „spending time together“, since that implies things. Or being able to call it bantering instead of flirting. Just having an easier way out.
>>32564694No, I should not be doing you.
>>32564682
Racists date out of their ethnicity because they believe white women fuck dogs....
>>32564699Well, if you believe that disparate outcomes are explained by a lack of privileges, then men are definitely lacking privileges.
>>32564682I've posted this so many times I've psyop'd JH
>>32564052No
So that's it, nobody gives a fuck that there are outer space aliens in America then? Seriously guys?! OUTER SPACE FUCKING ALIENS IN THE USA . Do I need to yell it fucking louder? Do I need to slit somebody's throat to get this to attention or what? Shoot a CEO maybe?
>>32564704Can't argue with the results
GenderWhats the lore behind your name? Who picked it? Why did they? Do you like it?
Gender.How the FUCK do you get over the perfect person?
>>32564708Why not?
>>32564696>I hate this meme.I think it's cute.
>>32564709Give me the qrd with undeniable proof or it‘s just fake news.
>>32564711f, I'm named after a cat!
>>32564713FFind someone more perfect. Alternatively, become more perfect yourself, so you are now out of their league and they don‘t seem that perfect anymore.
>>32564711F>Whats the lore behind your name? It means "mine" in Italian>Who picked it?My mom>Why did they?She liked the name and she liked Italy>Do you like it?Yes.
>>32564713MYou don't
>>32564709Women are literally aliens too though, we only share one chromosome so basically we're closer to male rabbits than women
>>32564719garfield?
>>32564696>I was born in the US and I've lived here and contributed for longer than you have. Suck it.Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a landed white man!>psst, you're supposed to fuck me now
>>32564723How many times have people called you MAMA MIA!
>>32564713mi'm told my mom blindly placed a pin on a map of texas during my (her?) baby shower and picked whichever town name was closest.>>32564719this is actually really cute wtf>>32564722oh anon...>>32564724;_;
>>32564723cute
>>32564703Flow my tears freely anon said
>>32564707The moment he's outwardly, actively racist anywhere but in the bedroom, I'm kicking his ass then dumping him, though. That'll never change.
>>32564711>Whats the lore behind your name?I'd rather not namedoxx myself.>Who picked it?My mom.>Why did they?Because she liked it.>Do you like it?Yes, but I don't live up to it.
>>32564704Holy what a baddie.......>>32564706I mean I drooped out of college but I had a really good scholarshipI think less men are going to college because they are going into trades or other professions or just don't like schoolImo this has more to do with gender differences than anyone out to get men lol
>>325647310
>>32564708not even for cash?
>>32564711F. My mom and dad picked my name, and I hate it because of that, so I go by my initials instead.>>32564727No.
>>32564725>we're closer to male rabbits than womenWtf, is this true?!
>>32564738>drooped out of collegeFuck's sakeThe irony of this typo
>>32564711MaleOriginally I was going to be named Sebastian but my aunt told my mom to name me something elseIt's an alternate spelling of a somewhat common name. I don't care for it and have never felt attached to it. I acknowledge that its my name but it doesnt *feel* like it you know?
>>32564713MaleI still haven't and its been like 7 yearsIf you figure it out let me know
>>32564725>we're closer to male rabbits than womenHuh, today I learned. That's crazy.
>>32564742>NoOh... Black lives matter!
>>32564741How much we talkin?
>>32564732Allen? Bryan? Austin? Irving? Corpus Cristi? Tyler? Waco? Ennis? Mineral Wells?
>>32564713NoI don't think you can. Even if you move on you'll just end up cheating if they pop back in and ask you to
>>32564713Nobody is perfectIn fact, most people are quite irritatingYou need to get better at being a cynical bastard
>>32564753High 3 figures?
>>32564742Wait, JH has a double letter name irl too? Noice.
>>32564711Do you mean /atoga/ nickname?
Women, what do you think about forced intoxication followed by rape fetish (both giving or receiving)?
>>32564762No, but you can drop that lore too.
>>32564754mineral wells. and people wonder why i'm an incel...
>>32564763pass
>>32564759It's not new news, but I'm glad most people who knew are dead (to the thread).
>>32564756adult Mandy reminds me of the wife from American Dad
>>32564704Do we know this baddie's name?
>>32564765Idk anon, MW sounds pretty badass. It must be your jokes.
>>32564763It can be okay in smut if it ends with everyone happy.
>>32564769>but I'm glad most people who knew are dead (to the thread).I still remember :)C
>>32564769understandable >>32564779can you dont
>>32564777What about a woman getting a guy super drugged up so she can rape him?
>>32564758I’ll think about it
>>32564738>Imo this has more to do with gender differencesThat is actually true. The difference can be explained by a conscientiousness differential. In fact, this is true for many disparate outcomes. Heritable traits tend to explain most of the variance.Still, the college graduation rate differential is worse than it was before title IX of the education amendments in 1972 - yet for some reason nobody feels like addressing this.I'd say the fact that nobody cares about this is reason enough to think that men aren't particularly privileged. People aren't out to get them, but they don't care that they're doing badly.
>>32564779Then you're dead next.
>be a hetero dude>these are my tastes in women and menI think there's a giant psyop going on right now to change the behaviour of men
>>32564786>I think there's a giant psyop going on right now to change the behaviour of menOnly one? Lol.
>>32564786>hetero>tastes in men
>>32564782Like I said, if it ends with everyone happy, it's good.
>>32564785>Then you're dead next.I'll play you a game of Russian Roulette for it >>32564781fuck off simp
>>32564772https://www.instagram.com/ayline.ea/?hl=de
>>32564786"straight" (actually bisexual) men like this terrify the shit out of me.
>>32564776i was named justin. it's an okay name, i don't feel particularly good or bad about it
>>32564704500iq racism is seeing someone of another race with good genetics and stealing them for your own race and then guiding your kids to stick with one
>>32564800I'm not bi but why?
>>32564803>interracial couples can be racist tooI hate how retarded leftists are constantly "rediscovering fire" over and over again...
>>32564786You're absolutely right about the taste in women but I'm still not into men, even if they're femboys
>>32564092No, are you?
>>32562787Male.I've been having a lot of anxiety lately cause I finally got appointments made for shit that I was put on a waiting list for about two years ago. The appointments are in March and April which is what's making me anxious, they're so far away.
>>32564786how old were you when you first jacked off to gay porn?
>>32564784>doing badlyEh, depends what your definition of "doing well" isMaybe more men are just realising what actually makes them happy and living freely rather than staying in archaic systems>>32564801Do people make dad jokes with your name like "he's justin time"
>>32564012Yeah, I'm kinda okay, I guess.
>>32564786>I think there's a giant psyop going on right now to change the behaviour of men
>>32564805Because they're a murderer in the making
>>32563994kek
>>32564786I was watching a podcast about this woman who escaped from a feminist "mothers of darkness" cult that was trying to invert gender dynamics like this and make all men bisexual and also feminize men. They would even torture little boys to the point of extreme trauma where his mind breaks and splinters in two, and then they would have a fake "mother" figure come into the room to give him fake love, before proceeding to torture him again. Their goal is to turn all women into the one on the right, and all men to the one on the left.
>hear about coworker dying>thought it was a coworker i knew>was a little sad and tried to talk to others about it>no one literally no one corrected me and everyone thought we were talking of the same guy >see that guy standing around today >not deadwtf do I do nowjust pretend I knew the dead guy and act like nothing happened? tell anyone I thought the dead guy was someone I knew?
>>32564825>I was watching a podcast about this woman who escaped from a feminist "mothers of darkness" cult that was trying to invert gender dynamics like this and make all men bisexual and also feminize men. They would even torture little boys to the point of extreme trauma where his mind breaks and splinters in two, and then they would have a fake "mother" figure come into the room to give him fake love, before proceeding to torture him again. Their goal is to turn all women into the one on the right, and all men to the one on the left.h-hotWomen would you still love me after you mentally tortured me into ending up a mind broken crossdresser?
>>32564825wtf that's some primordial evil shit
>>32564826kekjust pretend nothing happened
>>32564817How????? I'd get it if you said that about incels or something>>32564812I've literally never jacked off to gay porn, only guys I've fapped to are in pornhubs straight section
>>32564829No get back in your cage freak
>>32564813I am not arguing in favour of more education. I think much of it is a cargo cult. I'm saying that considering much of society believes in a causal relation between college degrees and positive life outcomes, men doing much worse on that end 'should' make them care. As said: men are are doing worse than women did in the 1970s when governmental effort aimed at increasing their enrolment rates. But you hear none of it. People don't care. In terms of suicidality, drug abuse, incarceration rates, etc. men are doing much worse too. To emphasise my point: I'm not trying to say that people 'should' try to do something about it, since they'd probably come up with a super retarded idea. I'm just saying by virtue of what they believe, to be consistent with their ideology, they should be trying to do something about it. The fact they don't is evidence of a lack of male privilege.
>>32562775I want to have his baby because I want to see him cry those tears of joy from seeing and holding his newborn child for the first time ever :’)
>>32564797Thanks, bro
>>32564834You are a faggot my friend.
>>32564842That's a pretty selfish reason to have children.
What city or county in Florida are you from and do you hate it there?
>>32564836I see, I get where you're coming from; really more social support in general is needed, especially in terms of mental health (I think men are more likely to cope with things like drug abuse or drastic suicide methods - though I still unfortunately spoke to plenty of women severely afflicted when I worked in healthcare)Hopefully things will balance out overtime
>>32564825>mothers of darknessApparently Marc Dutroux had contact with a group like that.He's basically Europe's Epstein but worse.There also a castle in Belgium called Château des Amerois with the nickname mothers of darkness
>>32564842Cute and based
>>32564713Realize they don't exist and you were simply too stupid or didn't spend enough time with them to notice the imperfections
I love when he smiles. I always feel like everything is going to be okay when he smiles and laughs.
>>32564850Yeah, it's not like women are doing great either. I'm just saying in terms of some highly relevant metrics, men are doing relatively worse, so you would expect people to care - but the fact they don't is evidence of the fact that men are not as privileged as some claim they are. In terms of balance, greater male variability would predict that a greater fraction of men will always be doing worse and often it is more about damage control than helping people get better. But these are all uncomfortable realities that are not palatable to contemporary sentiments, thus they won't be addressed with sincerity.
Is it normal to feel done with life at 23?
>>32564860Cute ;_;
I'd rather be hurt over and over again by egirl BPDstacy than date an autistic femcel.
>>32564834>How????? I'd get it if you said that about incels or somethingBecause Bi men in denial will either kill a woman for not making him straight enough or a twink/troon for making him have gay urges.
>>32564863My first suicidal thoughts started at 5.
Slavic women scare the fuck outta me.
>>32564868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw
Is it a lot less common for a man to have a fetish/kink for being pampered and controlled? Christina Grey style - a rich but troubled woman using a cute young man for sex shit and spoiling him.
>>32564459Chat, what do I open with? Her profile says she wants a kind and a respectful gentleman and that she likes flowers. How do I pretend to be a gentleman? Should I open with asking her on a date so she would think I don't want a hook-up? She is a bit chubby.
>>32564797Damn, there's a girl in my friends group that looks almost exactly like this
>>32564871>Is it a lot less common for a man to have a fetish/kink for being pampered and controlled?Yes and No, most women like the control aspect over it while most of the men don't but almost all men want to be looked after and taken care of. The problem is that they learened fairly early if they want to have sex or have a chance with women these days they aren't allowed to express that desire.
>>32564868Hi
Idk how to explain it but being around slavic women gives me castration anxiety.
>>32564872Just talk to her like a normal person, your counting your chickens before they hatch. Doesn't really matter what she likes or dislikes if you guys don't gel with each other.
>>32564866>Because Bi men in denial Not a thing. Being attracted so SOME men is literally straight if they're cute >will either kill a woman for not making him straight enough or a twink/troon for making him have gay urges.Anonette at worst you'll get cheated on, killing is excessive and usually stems from possessiveness
>>32564863If you're a man, sure
>>32564881The person you are talking too is a schzio, you have been warned.
>>32564867I literally screamed "PUT ME BACK IN" when they got me out of my mother, knowing it will be the last time in my life I'll be inside a pusspuss.
>>32564469>women are full of shit
>>32564877https://voca.ro/16WIdKbtAHLo
>>32564786Awww this is so me and my boyfriend (but no gay shit on his side, some on mine). Heartwarming.
>>32564547Up until he took advantage of you, sounds like an OK guy
>>32564786Nah, I think its just the natural male reaction to women being shit.
>>32564815Need help? Company? Wanna play a game?
>>32564889What's the country?
>>32564896Uh, sir, I'm male?
>>32564860I'm a guy who smiles a lot. No, it's not going to be OK, I just pretend it will.
>>32564900It's OK, I'm not gay.
>>32564894he was over twice my age, thats kinda not something an ok guy should do.
>>32564879>Just talk to her like a normal personHow do I do that if she's an Asian goddess?
>>32564905Oh, no it was the implication that once you found out I was a dude that you'd lose interest.
>>32564907I usually just pretend to myself that I don't notice how hot they are, if I find that hard I just don't look at them. Take what I say though, I'm in my 30s and I'm not as horny as I use to be so maybe it just works for me because it feels less high stakes for me.
>>32564547>he talked to me on the train home and would buy me stuff and was basically my only friend when i was very lonelySo he cold approached you? How tall was he and what was his opening line on the train? How would you rate his looks?
I wish I was a Founding Father so badly. They were truly a golden generation. Imagine all the freedom they had to do whatever they want.
>>32564471>I don't poop on days I do buttstuff, since I starve myself for 24 hours beforehand.That a good girl!
>>32564906Give company to a lonely girl? As long as he's not taking advantage of her sounds good in my bookHe should have told you to get friends your age, though
>>32564860^_^
>>32564872>How do I pretend to be a gentleman?Why are you worrying? You sound just like her type lmao
>>32564906This, as a guy in my 30s when a zoomette tries going in that direction the answer is to laugh your ass off that their life has come to this point, then try to make them feel better by telling them there are totally guys out there better for them than some dude old enough to be their dad.
>>32564877https://voca.ro/1nRNef3YBBWl
>>32564654It's Willard and his wife who makes crappy KKK bagshttps://youtu.be/iKQY_32T7AU?si=3tw3ta3tt_1RLUAF
>>32564912I have a text in mind, but I feel like that may be coming onto her too strong. Or maybe I'm overthinking it and should just send it.
>>32564899Not saying but it's not Ukraine or Russia.
>>32564432M, Looks like a nice place, from what little I can see. Needs furnishing.
>>32564932What's the text? I'd open up telling her how pretty she looks but nothing too lewd or lascivious.>>32564930Is Django Unchained good? Worth watching?
>>32564868>>32564877Why?>>32564876>>32564928He вepю>t. slavic manon
>>32564928Yes, you do. You all seem crazy, like the apex predators of femoids with your hunter eyes. That and every time I see slavic women it's because of those bullying videos on gif.
>>32564956Slavic women come in two flavors:1) Barbie doll whores2) Men with vaginas
>>32564928You sound attractive. Nta.
Girls, opinion on Oingo Boingo?https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y8B_a0ZHNj8&pp=ygUZbGl0dGxlIGdpcmxzIG9pbmdvIGJvaW5nbw%3D%3D
>>32564918he was "friends" with a group of people from my school who also took the train and i would sit with them. he singled me out though and would walk with me around the city and talk about all types of different stuff with me. he was like the same height as me, slightly overweight and not very attractive looking back. certain facial features like him eyes and nose trigger me when i see people with the same ones.
Is being unemployed in Europe better than being unemployed in USA? I mean you guys got that Moroccan street hash and access to Amsterdam, but we got high quality dispensary weed on every corner. You probably get more NEETbux in Europe, but can't even defend it with a gun (Wtf kinda bullshit is that?)
>>32564982There's an anime that has characters called Oingo and Boingo, but the English translation changed them to a Police album cover name.
Is me thinking every single woman is a whore confirmation bias from being terminally online and only seeing the women who post themselves aka attention whores or are all women actually whores? My mom being a cunt to me kinda seems to confirm the latter.
>>32564988Depends where in Europe. I can only be paid unemployment for 12 months and the money isn't enough to live on.
>>32564988slightly different question but whats it like getting disability in the us? ive seen that it doesnt seem to pay that much
>>32564988They call us yuropoor for a reasonSo long as your living situation is cheap enough, I get by from just working odd jobs, currently NEET
>>32564994Yes, yea it is anonWomen are just people, and tend to be less promiscuous than men statistically
>>32564988Also Europe NEETs are all PC gamers and American NEETs are mostly console gamers. More murican NEETs are getting gaming PCs now so it's changing, but idk why this is.
>>32564996Blacks in America go on unemployment the day they turn 18 and stay on it until they hit retirement, at which point they switch over to Social Security. Never work a day in their lives, pump ten kids in ten different women (never marry any of them; avoid child support), sell their food stamps for weed and Air Jordans, make some side money with their pyramid skeem toadline bullies. and somehow manage to bulk despite subsisting on a diet of raw corn starch and Sprite.
>>32564998My brother's girlfriend gets disability even though she literally isn't even disabled at all but because her mom gamed the system when she was a baby. She gets like $1300 a month, but roughly $300 of that is food only EBT card money.
>>32562877Super Based
>>32565005What a bitch I hope she gets caught eventually and thrown in prison
>>32562832>entitled and imcompetent.Literally couldn't make me dryer.
>>32562877I truly despise what the pop culture tomboy has done to modern women. They see guys saying they like tomboys and their takeaway is that guys want trashy tattooed druggie sluts with anger issues. My contempt is immeasurable and my desire is ruined.
>>32564920Fuck you.
>>32562787MI WILL DO ITI WILL DO IT
>>32565003We don't have that many blacks yet but we have gypsies and muslims. Gypsies do pump ten kids into a woman but thankfully they only inseminate their own, most of the time, and white women don't want get with gypsy men. Muslims don't breed that much but they somehow manage to pay a lot of the young women for nudes and worn panties, which teaches them to expect money from the real boyfriends as well.
>>32565002>Europe NEETs are all PC gamersNah, I've always been more of a console enjoyer, especially for retro games, I like having the hardware specifically built for games
>>32564988>Is being unemployed in Europe better than being unemployed in USA? It depends on the location and circumstances. The joke is that if you're American it's pretty easy for you to find a job if you apply yourself and you'll make more than your European counterparts. Workers are just less productive in Europe as a whole, there are less jobs available and even when compared to high income countries like Germany, Scandinavia etc etc Americans just achieve higher living standards even when we compare hourly wages. There are also other factors to consider like pensions. In theory European youth make good money but in reality a lot of it is going to a pension fund which is just a pyramid scheme. In Sweden you pay like 20% of your income into a pension fund, in Finland it's 25% etc etc. The problem is that these are pyramid schemes, you're paying for current pensions and not saving up for your own pension. That 25% might not never materialise meaning in reality your income is in a way way lower bracketI'd rather be unemployed in America because I could easily clock a stem job and it would pay more. Even if I didn't have education I could find a trade and make more money than most people do in EU
>>32564988Depends on where you are in Europe. In first world rich nations tho I assume it's a lot better. America is better than Europe if you're rich, but is much shitter if you're poor.If you're the sort of person who cares about owning a gun a lot then yea you're going to have a bad time.
>>32564919I don't think you'd like all the disease and dying there was around the time.And if you lost a limb or had internal issues you just suffered, there was no anesthesia.
>>32565022>I'd rather be unemployed in America because I could easily stop being unemployednot the question, false NEET
>>32565023>America is better than Europe if you're rich, but is much shitter if you're poorThis is the impression I get as a Yuropoor, minimum wage in America seems awful. You have waiters relying on tips to make a living wage, meanwhile here I can do a bullshit job and still make a decent living wage, if you live in a low CoL area and shared housing you're laughing desu
>>32565029I've got an American friend who is in living hell because she has a full time (bullshit) job but it's not enough to live somewhere other than her parents' place and her city (Washington DC) fuckin sucks so she doesn't even want to live there if she could
>>32565028>not the question, false NEETTruth is that NEETdom is going to become unattainable within the next 20 years anon. At least in the EU
>>32564871It's less common for it to be fulfilled because real dominant women usually prodomme and don't want to financially support men because they have been used repeatedly.
>>32564865What about a bpd stacy that also has audhd?
>>32565005wow that's like nothing. I get that much a fortnight over here.
>>32565036nta, but she is the female version of me :DSame place too (DC)
>>32565029They work for tips here because they end up making way more on average. The average waitress makes well above minimum wage after tips, sometimes up to like $30/h in nicer restaurants. Even in a shitty place like Denny's it'll be like $15/h.
>>32565037Who plans ahead 20 years? What's better right now?
Why is it that I look cute in front of mirrors, but hideous in front of cameras?
>>32565022I think your idea of the USA comes from like the 1990s. The job market here now is a lot worse than you think. A college degree doesn't mean shit anymore and you are competing with billions of H1B pajeets and illegal beaners for jobs. There is a reason why so many more and more young American men are becoming NEETs now, not even niggers, but Anglo Saxon white dudes that would have own plantations many decades ago are sitting on their asses in their mom's house.
>>32565036>>32565044>could take the train for five minutes into Arlington or Silver Spring>instead choose to live in that fucking garbage dumpEastern Corridor cities are a retard containment zone.
>>32565053>Anglo Saxon white dudes that would have own plantations many decades agoDidn't only 1% of White people own slaves?
>>32564910I thought it would be funny to not reply anymore.If you're looking for someone to play some games, I don't care what gender you are. It's not like I'm shitposting here to find a date.
>>32564988Also, in Yuroland you can get money from the state for having babies. It's kind of like NEETbux but for coupled adults.
>>32565055I don't know what that means but it's the whole region she's talking about. She doesn't live in DC itself, but a sattelite city just outside it/part of the greater metro area. It all sounds like what we make fun of American cities for being desu. Apparently they have whole suburbs without supermarkets or parks.She's actively looking for jobs and accommodation elsewhere, particularly Seattle as she's got mates there.
>>32565057>according to the Census of 1860, 30.8 percent of the free families in the confederacy owned slaves.That means that every third white person in those states had a direct commitment to slavery.
>>32565051Body dysmorphia
>>32565060We get that here too. That's what black women do for a job.
>>32565051Don't know. Maybe has something to do with focal length. Also your perception of yourself in the mirror is stereoscopic, unlike the photograph.
>>32565062>my ancestors were both colonisers and colonised>I am now doing my level best to bleach as many brown girlies with my BWC as possibleMy ancestors are strangling each other in hell right now
>>3256506770mm looks best.
>>32565062The least you can do is honor their legacy and get a black sex doll to be your sex slave.
>>32565061Suburbs are planned communities, the entire point is for it to be somewhere safe and quiet to raise a family and be a community, without having to worry about transients and thru-traffic. >SeattleEven more of an expensive shithole than DC, fucking tardicated kek
>>32565053Still way better than in EU kek
>>32565076Okay, so you're fucking yourselves up on purpose. That's hilarious and also incredibly sad.
Girls, is massive cock a deal breaker? Would you date a guy with huge bulge?
>>32565079also wondering this
>>32564682There is no "fixing" sweetheart, you're just "fun" for him.he will marry a white chick.
>>32565063>free familiesNot all white>slavesNot all blackFriendly reminder many southern whites were indentured servants; migrants who were brought over from Scotland and Ireland to work the fields for a contracted amount of time in exchange for an escape from Europe.
>>32565078Objectively superior to living in a bug hive. There's a reason why far more Europeans move to America than the other way around.
Traveling to Europe as a skinny well dressed White American dude kinda sucks because everyone there assumes you're a native local and speak the language.
>>32565053I'm in my 30s and literally every time that housing has started to come down in my adult life the government has stepped in to bail the boomers out somehow and keep their McMansions going up by 10% value every year. Our economy is rigged, and I don't mean in a redditer antiwork way but in the sense that any time large corporations or boomers might have to shed assets as a result of their absurd decisions and poor management , the government will step in and bail them out, either directly or by giving them zero interest loans while inflation is in double digits. As a result everyone with money is able to continue to buy up more instead of having to sell when they get in a pickle, from Bob Boomerton who feels like owning a fourth house, to Disney who can just casually buy Hulu because they know that no matter how stupid they are with their money the government is just going to bail them out anyways. This creates a climate where if you saved literally every penny you made in 2022 you were further away from home ownership in 2023 than you were at the start. Personally I own a house which I only have because of an inheritance, if I didn't have it I'd be fucked. Most infuriatingly boomers in the family will still bitch at me because they wanted my house sold to pay for cruises and vegas trips, "anon is so entitled, he just took that house instead of working for one!" Day of the pillow can't come soon enough.
>>32565071Do you think so in this picture too?
>>32565088Better fatten up and shart yourself to give away your nationality.
>>32565088Yeah, I went to England once and the locals all kept speaking British at me. Couldn't understand a sodding word
How long do I have to date woman for her to be comfortable to breastfeed me?
>>32565088And you're too socially anxious to just say>I'm sorry, do you speak English?
>>32565091Obviously the smart play is to invest in real estate funds and the MIC. You've figured out where all the money is going, you'd have to be wilfully self-destructive to not go the same direction.
>>32565073I would rather be a black girl's slave desuI did actually go out with a black girl who was into BDSM (sub) and it scared me >>32565070Who do you think will win>>32565088Cone to UK you can probably rizz some girls with your American accent>>32565094Fook's sake guvna yer must've been in a right pickle down the chippy innit bruv
>>32565061US suburbs are an America meme out of /int/ they're very cookie cutter and they look the same all over the country. >no parks or supermarketsSuburbs are car dependent by design, most of US urban planning is dealing with the problem population post 1960s, for some perspective the USA is the only place in the world where business owners lobby against public transportation like trains and buses near their businesses, reddit likes to spin yarns about how it's a big conspiracy by the car companies, but the reality is that if you own a shop and a bus stop from the city goes up next to it, you will be out of business within 18 months, if you own a large commercial interest like a shopping mall then you're going to go berserk trying to stop a subway stop from going in.
>>32565092100mm is the best here
>>32565088Do NOT come to my country.
>>32565087How in the fuck is it objectively superior to raise your children in little hellholes where you don't know your neighbours, can't walk with your kids to the supermarket, can't walk with your kids to the park, can't walk with your kids to the library, and can't let your older kids walk by themselves to their friends' houses where they can then walk to the cinema or the cafes or whatever?The US is a gargantuanly rich and powerful nation with a huge amount of culture and natural beauty. So you should have the security to acknowledge your country's flaws so you can work on them and improve them.
The vivacity of the average American, which shows itself not only at baseball games but quite particularly in his extraordinary love of talking – the ceaseless gabble of American papers is an eloquent example of this – is scarcely to be derived from his Germanic forefathers, but is far more like the chattering of a Negro village
>>32565102>Who do you think will winThe Jews desuthey've got the most experience living in hell, it'll be home territory
>>32565096if you brought this up after the first time we have sex I think that would be appropriate. but I don't even know how to induce lactation
>>32565096Bahahahahahahahahahahaha wtf
>>3256509270mm looks better than the ones before but those that come after make her look a bit more neotenenic, which suits her face better.
>>32565101residential real estate is literally the only thing worth buying right now imo, which is a great bit of personal advice but it doesn't scale as a solution to our national problems.
I want to date a unstable pretty thot and fuck her so good that I fix her.
>>32565091>Day of the pillowkek
>>32565079>Girls, is massive cock a deal breaker? No>Would you date a guy with huge bulge?I guess but other women and homos would hit on you, it'll be good for you but eh
WomenWould you marry a godly, Christian man who will discipline you with his belt, as the Lord intended, if you act up and don't submit to his authority?
>>32565116Sex breaks women and fixes men.
>>32565106>little hellholesSafe, clean, prosperous. The hellholes are cities filled with rootless cosmopolitans and all manner of degeneracy. Always has been.>Don't know your neighboursI know the names of everyone on my street, and every week we host backyard barbecues. The people afraid of their neighbours are urbanites because their neighbours are all drug addicts and gangbangers. >walk to the supermarketWhy would I take them to the supermarket?>walk to the parkI can drive them. In my comfortable air conditioned car, to any park within a hundred miles, at a moments' notice and without regard for the weather. >can't let your older kids walk to a friend's houseLol, they can walk in the middle of the night because, you know, no crime or strangers. You're thinking of cities, where being outside after 6pm is an active danger to your health because some robber will run up and knife your son and rape your daughter. >cinemas or cafes or whateverAmerican teens have cars, they can drive themselves and their friends to anywhere in the city if they want. >flawsThere aren't any flaws with suburbs. The flaw is in your old world peasant mindset making you incapable of understanding the prospect of property ownership or self-sufficiency. You believe the local Lord has the duty to provide for his serfs all of the most basic necessities, and if anyone is living to his own accord then he is a "tall poppy" who needs to be chopped down and brought back to everyone else's level. A true hatred for man's greatest gift: independent thought.
Femanons, do you think markiplier is hot? How would you rate him out of 10?
>>32565124>Women>Would you marry a godly, Christian man who will discipline you with his belt, as the Lord intended, if you act up and don't submit to his authority?Is going to hit me or slap me? If he does I'm going to spank him with a rolled up magazine too
>>32565130>I can drive themnta but what suburbs are you guys living in that didn't have parks? Every one I've ever lived in in the USA had parks and playgrounds within walking or biking distance, like slapping a playground and some trees in the middle of the subdivision increases home value by 5%, an HOA would be stupid not to do it.
>>32565133Hit you with a closed fist in your abdomen so neighbours wouldn't suspect a thing. Like god intended.
>>32565139Jeez girl, are you ovulating?
>>32565139No, I'm not gay
>>32565138Whoa wtf. Perhaps you need to be disciplined too. Anon if you're not trolling, you'll end up going to jail, on the news like in the past. Many such cases
>>32565139>Thank you for being you.I love this sentiment.
>>32565137A lot of the nicer ones have parks built into them, along with rec centers that have an internet cafe/gym/pool. Where I live (Florida), a lot of them have their own private golf courses where only residents are allowed membership. A buddy of mine grew up in one like that so me, him, and his dad would play golf together a lot on their community course.
State gender: Would you kiss someone who smokes cigarettes?
Why is so fun to watch different races and genders of people fight?
>>32565130This whole post is odd. Why do you keep bringing up cities? Do you think the alternative to your sterile hellscape is a city centre? I'm talking about suburbs and towns and villages. Keep up.It's funny how you keep bringing up how dangerous and scary our walkable towns must be, given how charming and middle class and impossibly safe my hometown was.It's sad how your response is just "why would I want to do that?" or "I can just drive them". You're sacrificing so much just to keep your endless landscape of houses and gardens and roads and nothing else. The reason why you'd want your kids to be able to have some amount of independence is because it's fucking good to have freedom and to be able to do things on your own two feet. What absurdity is it to say "why would I want to walk to the supermarket?" or "why would they need to walk to their friends' houses and then go off somewhere else under their own steam when I could drive them there like they're still nine years old?". I'm talking about like twelve year olds, by the way. Good luck giving them a car to drive.My great granny walked to the shops every day when she was 98 years old. She lived by herself because she could support herself in every way. Why do you want to take that away from people like her? What do you actually get in return? Remember that your streets are not safer. You're making people stupid, dependent, unfree, and restricted.
>>32565165MSure. When I was a non smoker I dated a girl who smoked. After we broke up I started smoking because I missed her. But I quit smoking few years ago.
>>32565165Fno
>>32565159My old neighborhood had a pool and we had a big thing where buses full of "underprivileged urban youth" were being bussed to it without the knowledge or consent of anyone in the neighborhood, like we're talking 100 kids or so dropped off every day for hours in the summer in a pool that has a capacity of probably 50 people. After that we put a security fence around it and every resident got a key. There was a lawsuit about it that got dismissed, but I remember finding out the kids were being bussed from like 50 miles away lol. Apparently this organization would literally just load the kids up and drive around until various neighborhoods until they found a pool without a fence. Crazy shit, I can't imagine what it's like closer to the cities.
>>32565165MYes.
>>32565165FNoThat shit is disgusting
State gender and if you're a nose breather or a mouth breather (literally).
>>32565165MNo
>>32565167>Do you think the alternative to your sterile hellscape is a city centreIn the USA realistically yeah it is unfortunately, something like what you describe in the USA would never exist because the minute you have "walkable" infrastructure in an area the Housing and Urban Development people settle an army of criminals in the nearby apartments and quickly render it unsafe.
>>32565182MI fear mouth breathers, I have been fortunate enough to instinctively know that I should use my nose to breathe and have no issues doing so. My jaw and chin are good as a result. Not model tier but still better than average
Girls, how would you like your bf to ask you if you could pee on his dick in a shower? How to ask you that without sounding weird?
>>32565165>People ITT be liek>noooooo I wouldn't hecking kiss a smoker!Your gf is hopefully giving you blowjobs, is kissing her now a no-no too?HYPOCRITES
>>32564949>I'd open up telling her how pretty she looks but nothing too lewd or lascivious.I went with this. She responded in 1 minute and liked the compliment. I feel pressure now to keep it going ahhh
>>32565167Because where else are people going to live? Some podunk village of 200 people? You're aware even in Europe those places are heavily car-dependant as well, right? Nobody is walking from their little cottage to the pub in Dickhandstead, Yorkshire. >my walkable town was safeAnd my suburb was safer. Guaranteed. 100%. It's simple statistics. >driving is sadOnly if you're so poor that you see car ownership as a financially ruinous event. In America, a car is like a basic utility. Like indoor plumbing. It's pocket money to us to own one. >sacrificing so muchGod if only we could rip up all those wasteful trees and flowers and replace them with miles of concrete brutalism, so we could stuff as many people into every single acre as physically possible.The only sad one here is you, who thinks being able to live on your own terms is some impossible fantasy. >what about the 12 year oldsWhat about them? Their parents drive them, or they ride a bike if it's within a mile or two. And the day they turn 16, they get a car and a license and can do whatever they want so long as they're home before curfew. >my 98 year old granny walkedMine owns a Cadillac. I think our way is superior.
>>32565131I liked him more before he bearded.Now he's matured a little and is still a quirky and interesting guy.His onlyfans thirst traps are ok. Solid 7/10.
>>32565139I'm going to pretend I didn't read that. I would have killed to have a friend like me, stop being greedy.
>>32565198What are you talking about? Two out of three guys said yes. All women who responded said no.
>>32565198Kissing a smoker is like licking an ash tray, even if they just brushed their teeth. The flavor never fades.
>>32562775When I was a kid there was this soap opera Where a beautiful 25 year old woman married and old and ugly 50 year old businessman for money and then she was cheating on him with his own nephew and when the husband found out he raped her... I remember hating that soap opera because everyone was a garbage human being in it.
>>32565198>noooooo I wouldn't hecking kiss a smoker!I wouldn't even date a smoker. Shit smells and tastes bad. They're retards.
>>32564445Really really hot, especially if she likes to wear it as she goes about her day or something.
>>32565202This is where I grew up. Go on, tell me: What sort of vile crime to you reckon went down on these mean streets after dark?Does that shut down all your fearmongering about crime and living in a concrete desert? You're lucky you live in a suburb with trees in it, if the pictures I've seen of your country are anything to go by.We do walk to the pub. And we walk back from the pub too. No drunk driving necessary here. Easy. If we need to drive somewhere we drive somewhere! But so often we don't need to. It's all so easy and so free. We can just do what we want when we want to. And we can do it from a young age, so we don't get taught to just let our brains rot because going outside is too much work and too SCARY like you guys do.>Mine owns a Cadillac. I think our way is superior.mf's going to get run over by a fucking 98 year old because he refuses to live somewhere where you can just walk five minutes to the shopsYour way fucking sucks lmao. I like living on my own terms, personally.
>>32565212Thanks for sharing?
>>32565212That sort of stuff is a woman's dream. My mother's favourite movie is Pretty Woman, a movie where some rich chad falls in love with a literal prostitute, starts throwing fancy jewellery and cars and all sorts of stuff at her for no reason. She's not the only woman I've known who adores that film. That's what women fantasise about; being a whore, yet still being worshipped like a princess.
>>32565055Prices are so bad that West Virginia, an hour or two hours out from DC have DC pricing, its been murdering the locals who are all slowly filtering to western west virginia (kek) to be able to afford things again.
>>32564445Princess plugs?
>>32565207>>32565216>>32565207Cope, you'd date one if she/he was above your league kek.
>>32565165MI'd rather not.
>>32565228No. Not even if they were a literal star.Smoking is for baby degenerates.
>228Can you stop projecting your delusions? I'm trying to watch a movie here
>>32565202the reason kids stay inside all the fucking time is because you need a car to get anywhere in suburbia>children can't walk anywhere safely because everything is placed miles away with actual dangerous hazards next to the entire time, but it's okay because you can just DRIVE them!cuck mentality. you like in your cuckhouse, drive your cuckbox (stuck in traffic with all the other cuckboxes) but think you are winning at life.>live on your own terms You aren't, you're radically conforming to something that gave you "freedom" for only a brief period before automobiles were even affordable for the average person.
>>32565231You're petty and dumb, probably slightly NPD since you think you're above others for not having vice
Both genders What is trust in your opinion, in terms of relationships? Is it a complete and comfortable confidence that your partner would never do anything to betray you? Or is it choosing someone you believe has good values, knowing that people are imperfect and do bad shit, and putting faith into them not to hurt you or put themselves into a position where something shitty could happen? A friend and I were having this debate. I think trust is knowing that anyone could screw your over but choosing wisely to make sure it doesn’t happen, and trusting the other person not to fall into temptation and remove themselves from it.
>>32565182I thought mouth breather was a humorous insult, like calling someone a caveman. Then I started going on dates and noticing that a lot of men breathe through their mouths, chew with their mouths open, and breathe through their mouths while they chew.I eventually gave up on that petty standard and my search for a nose-breathing man but I couldn't fucking stand the constant inescapable raspy zombie panting once we were living together. I kept nagging him about it and he thought I was a controlling cunt and a fucking nazi for micromanaging his breathing patterns. The "oh yeah, i forgot I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO BREATHE????" arguments were endless.I dumped him and the first two men I met afterward were also mouthbreathers. I now realize that was the main reason I quit meeting men.
>>32565182nosebreather chad here
Girls,Is 3.8 inches a good penis size?
>>32562775State genderWhat are your thoughts on the fact that a system of three vectors u, v and w is linearly dependent if and only if the given vectors are coplanar.
>>32565239those dudes probably have airway problems tbf
>>32565182FRecovering mouth breather. Wish I listened to my doctors when I was a child.
>>32565219More than what happened where I grew up, which broadly looked like picrel. What vile crimes do you believe occurred here?>entire knowledge of america comes from /int/ memesSays it all>we walk to the pubYeah, in a city. Henley is an exurb of Oxford with a population of 12,000. It's a city, you know; what you tried to claim it wasn't. A fairly rich one, at that. Like fucking Berkeley in Frisco, glorified college town. >so easy and freeAnd there it is, you're just poor. Me shitting in a bucket and dumping it in the river is free too, but I don't do it because I can afford better. Just like I can afford to not have to walk. At the end of the day, all arguments for walkability come back to money; Europeans simply cannot afford cars. Your king doesn't walk into town, there's a reason for that. >you don't go outsideKids play in my neighborhood. Ride bikes, tag, cowboys and Indians with squirt guns, shoot arrows, street hockey, whatever they feel like either in the front yard or the back. Can't do that where you live, too many people milling about. >run overHer driving record is spotless. If the day comes she can't take care of herself anymore, she's got a retirement community picked out where she and all the older Olds can sit around knitting and sipping tea and chatting about the good old days until she croaks. >I like living on my own terms>t.beholden to urban planners deciding when and where you can travel, and will rent an apartment until he dies
>>32565130Turns out of some of those stereotypes about americans are completely fucking true. What an arrogant, stupid retard.
>>32565239American moment.
>>32565234>you need a car to get anywhereDo kids not play in yards anymore?
>>32565239LMAOI thought it was an insult as well. But then I somewhere saw a thread asking anons if they breathe through mouth or nose. And then realized mouth breathing is a real thing... Some just can't breathe through nose because of some health complications, but others just breathe through mouth just because. I hate breathing through mouth. Makes my lips and mouth dry. Makes me cough in cold weather.
>>32565237I never said I don't?I'm probably more mentally stable though because I don't need to keep buying faggots to make my mouth smell like shit all the time.
>>32565239American problem
>>32565247>americans will, and currently ARE, defending thisthis really says a lot about american individualism and anti-conformity >Europeans simply cannot afford cars"ur too poor to sit in traffic with all the other soccer moms in your crossover SUV"> retirement communityno no this boomer fuck has to be trolling ahhahahahahaahah there's fucking no way
>>32565252>ok kid you can uhhh play out in the yard and uhhhkids don't need friends of course
>>32562775I was watching criminal minds and I have a question. Do Americans not defend their houses?!
>>32565234Suburban kids go out, urban kids don't. >cars are hekkin DANGEROUSWhat do you think the speed limit is in suburban streets? Rarely is it above 15mph. Cars unironically go faster in cities. There's also a lot more road traffic, too. >owning property is cuckoldry, renting and having to accommodate others is true freedomKekSuburbs descend from aristocratic estates and farming communities.>>32565252Eurotrash genuinely believe every single American lives ten feet from a 70mph interstate, and if you step outside you're guaranteed to get flattened by a Ford F350. They think people actually live in Breezewood PA. They're aggressively ignorant about the US.
There's literally no flaw big enough for an American to defend about his country. What causes this?
>>32565249Concession accepted, faggot. Get off my internet
>>32565224Idk what that means. I hate being called a princess, so probs not.
>>32565262>friendsA US suburb probably has more kids per capita than anywhere else in the western world, there are always groups of kids running around and playing if you drive through one.
>>32565259>gave up, has no arguments>>32565267Stay mad, stay poor, stay obsessedYou'll still be thinking about this conversation later today
sometimes when i'm alone at home i will somehow end up acting as if i am trying to be accidentally seductive. like, if there was somebody here, watching me, they might fall in love with me or lose their composure because i am pretty and erotic and my body moves in a nice way, but also, i'm pretending in my mind that i don't know what i'm doing, and it just comes to me naturally. it hasn't really occurred to me before that i am roleplaying at nobody until now. i just seriously start acting like there's somebody around and don't even think about it very much. is this a symptom of extreme isolation? it feels nice to act like that but i guess since i don't have any reason to my brain subconsciously got me to pretend.
Have you noticed how the american retard started redditspacing as soon as the debate started?I don't mean to disrespect all american citizen, but this one is particularly clueless and obnoxious
>so assmad he isn't even giving (you)'s anymore"Redditspacing" is a newfag term, friendo. Lurk moar
>>32565267Our country has a shitload of flaws, but it's weird seeing Europeans attack one of the good features, it's like if we started saying the French had bad food and that the English didn't drink enough, utterly nonsensical.
>>32565266>Suburban kids go outThat's the fucking problem retard, they DON'T. Look at the health and fitness of your own youth, moron.>urban kids don't.You do understand that having to reference your own car-centric shithole american cities to bolster your argument about suburbs is only shooting yourself in the foot, no?>owning property is cuckoldry,>m-muh mortgage doesn't matter, the bank could take my shit away, but i'm a CHAD who owns his own property!>Suburbs descend fromSuburbs were a post-war boomer scam to shuffle cattlegoyim out of the cities into fake, artificial communities. Suburbs are cope for having absolute TRASH tier cities full of crime, drug addiction and filth>Eurotrash genuinely believe every single American lives ten feet from a 70mph interstate,Dishonest argument. Every cuck suburb is bordered by a main road which is an absolute nightmare for pedestrians. Keep telling yourself you're free in your little cuckzone.
>>32565263Typically you have a security system if you are middle class.Otherwise, usually no.
>>32565272>>gave up, has no argumentsWeird way to concede, buddy boy.>>32565271>umm what's the problem i see kids everywhere!lmao
>>32565274>is this a symptom of extreme isolation? it feels nice to act like that but i guess since i don't have any reason to my brain subconsciously got me to pretend.You're dipping your toes into schizo, anon. You really need to go outside and clean your room.
>>32565263I'd say that entering an American home in the commission of a crime is borderline suicidal given the proliferation of guns and generous self defense laws.
>>32565272>Stay mad, stay poor, stay obsessedThe yankee inferiority complex towards Europe knows no bounds. "You're obsessed with me!" he tells himself.
>>32565283>Otherwise, usually noWhat's the point of owning firearms then? Isn't it legal for you to shoot trespassers?
You get arrested for walking in the US.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyRkoKTh6cs
>>32565274Women lie too much, to themselves, and to others. You don't need to lie to yourself, everything will be ok, honest.
>>32565287Then you're retarded.
Women, who do you main in Marvel Rivals?
>>32565285>>32565288You can stop going at him, he's the same guy who couldn't fathom someone having the standard of not daying a smoker. That guy's seriously hopeless, let him go.
>>32565290If you can afford a gun, you can definitely afford a security system. Most jobs are minimum wage and have you slave laboring so you can't really afford to protect yourself.
>>32565247Lmao why would you willingly show that picture. That's so grim. I'm really sorry that you grew up there, and worse, I'm sorry that you thought this was how life had to be. I can't imagine anyone plays outside THERE.>Henley is an exurb of Oxford with a population of 12,000. It's a cityWhatMy brain just stopped for a second there. Would you like to say that again, but maybe think it through for one second before hitting post?I need you to understand that there is nobody in Henley who cannot afford a car. We choose to live like this because it's better. When I said it was "so easy and free", I meant we had so much freedom, not that it didn't cost money. I think it's quite telling that you're so fixated on money. Were your family financially insecure when you grew up? In that case I'm sorry, but you don't need to lash out at other people over it.>If the day comes she can't take care of herself anymore, she's got a retirement community LmaoLolGood luck, anon!
>>32565294ERECTIN- ER- ER- ERECTIN A DISPENSER!!!!TELEPORTER GOIN UP!!! WOOOOOOWEEEE!!!!SENTRY DOWHHN!!!sorry did you say somthing?
>>32565301Uuuuhhhhh....... based!
>>32565286oh. well, i do struggle with stuff like that, but i went out in december twice. i'm honestly trying. i don't know if it's a thing that gets better when i don't say home.
>>32565301i fucking kneel
>>32565238Trust is knowing that she has my best interest at heart.Trust is knowing that she will never want to hurt me.Trust is knowing that she knows I will never want to hurt her.Trust is knowing that she will work with me to make the relationship work.Trust is knowing that she loves me.Trust is knowing her well enough to know her strengths.Trust is knowing her well enough to know her limitations.I don't think this answers your question.
>>32565294God, she is so sexy.I love red headed girls.
>>32565299>afford a gunI watch some videos on yt about guns and some of the guns for protection aren't that expensive. And I'm saying this as Europoor
>>32565282>health and fitnessAmerica has more Olympic gold medals than your country. We're the most athletic country on the planet>Per capitaFriendly reminder most Olympiads regardless of nationality train in America>car centric cities"New York and Boston are car-centric"O I am laffin>unironically trying to argue renting is better because of mortgagesLaffin even harder>suburbs are postwarSuburbs predate the invention of the car.>trash-tier citiesMost desirable places in the world to live. That's why your country is brain-draining here. >let me tell you about your countryEvery single time>>32565285>no uLol. I gave my arguments, you couldn't refute them and instead had to go "harrumph tut tut you are just some colonial, you should listen to your betters" to try and convince yourself you're too good to respond. yippie kai yay, motherfucker>>32565288>t. Brought up America and suburbs unsolicited>>32565300>greenery, quietness, community is "grim"Lol, what an insect>more "harrumph, tut tut, listen to your betters already"Every single argument with a europoor. They run out of counterpoints, and start fellating their superiority complex instead.
>>32565290Depends on the state and circumstances, generally you have to have reasonable fear of death or bodily harm before opening fire, but an unknown person in your house without invitation usually satisfies that. >>32565293Burglary is already a retarded crime given the risk vs reward, if you're in the USA you'd have to be a moron to try to go in while the homeowner is there, and if they aren't there then the question of being willing to defend their property is kind of a moot point isn't it?
>>32565310>>t. Brought up America and suburbs unsolicitedliterally the topic of discussion, pants-shitter
>>32565303>i'm honestly trying.Even if it's just to go for a walk.Put on a baclava and enjoy winter.
>>32565310The greenery? You live in a Garry's Mod environment. Look at my hometown. That's greenery. I have no problems with you embarrassing yourself by continuing to use this line of argument, however.>They run out of counterpointsAnon, you stopped saying anything to me.
>>32565309You also can't buy a gun if you have mental problems, which is a majority of the populace that is poor.
>>32565319>can't buy a gun if you have mental problemskek
>>32565274You sound like you need a hug
>>32565322yeah, that would be good, i think
>>32565314Yes, some euro decided to start talking about how awful suburbs are without provocation, obsessed poor.>>32565061>>32565078>>32565318>Sky view vs ground view>Posts a park where nobody livesWhat's your IQ?>you stopped saying anythingNah, you ran out of arguments and had to run away. No counters to >>32565247, just deflections.
>>32565319The vast majority of mental problems won't disqualify you from gun ownership, like you need to have been involuntarily committed.That or have a medical marijuana card, that's also disqualifying because you could have reefer madness.
Have you ever saw somebody on online and instantly knew that you'd be good friends or partners so you stalked them, found out where they lived, learned their schedule, and social engineered a situation in which you interact with them?
>>32565330>Yes, some euro decided to start talking about how awful suburbs are without provocation, obsessed poor.>STOP ARGUING WITH ME ABOUT THE TOPIC WE ARE ARGUING ABOUT!
>>32565165M, yes, have done, only chainsmoker girls show interest in me lol>>32565239It's over for rhinitis bros with allergies>>32565242I think that's a cool story bro>>32565332That sounds like way too much effort, I barely have the energy to go to scheduled dates
I love women even though they are evil incarnate.
I keep masturbating and looking at porn. I'm thinking about taking Jesus's advice and just cutting off my hand and plucking out my eye to stop myself from sinning.
>>32562775State genderThoughts on cryptocurrency?
>>32565332No, don't do that.
>>32565327Such a shame you can't do it over the internet I have tight, calming hugs to give
>>32565339Why not? Like legit what is morally wrong or harmful with that in any way whatsoever?
>>32565337Before you do that, how about drop porn and play some erotic games instead?
>>32564835*humps the bars*MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME TENTION MOMMY MOMMY I WANT MILKIES
>>32565306I believe all of these are true, and should be, However, considering how many people get cheated on, how do you trust despite knowing you could very well get hurt? Part of being in a relationship is knowing you could get hurt. You never “know” your partner won’t hurt you. You trust them not to.
>>32565338MSold all of my XRP before it went x4 because I forgot it will get listed on robin hood.Oh well
>>32565337average christcuck>god how dare i be horny i need to cut my cock off!
>>32565331>or have a medical marijuana card, that's also disqualifying because you could have reefer madness.That's also a majority of the poor/ailing.
>>32565338MManifestation of late-stage capitalism and its desire to commodify everything. Almost nothing makes me tune a person out faster than them mentioning cr*ptoshit.
>>32565344If I wanted you to know something about myself I would have told you.
>>32564786please boil yourself in acid
>>32565333Am I getting punked? Or are you actually this stupid? I'll try and spell it out for you. You tried to "no u" me with the 'obsession' claim. I pointed out to you that this topic was started by a European bringing up suburbs for no reason. Are you following? The topic was started by a euro, which means that they were the ones thinking about it first. Do you understand?
>>32565352I can't stop sinning on my own. I need God. I need help. It's too fucking hard not to masturbate and look at porn.
>>32564786I think you have too many microplastics and candidia, my dude.
>>32565359you're talking to different people fuckwit
>>32565338Similar to the internet as a whole, it was cool when only nerds knew about it but now its ruining people, albeit to a lesser extent
>>32565362Stop masterbating, only fuck.Stick your dick in stuff.
>>32565338MCrypto has about as much value as Beanie Babies, it's all speculative assets with zero practical value. I think the late comers like boomers and women who are jumping on thinking that crypto will be a long term asset are going to be the bag holders.
>>32565359>the ones thinking about it first.grow up
>>32564825In America, the women torture the men until they create a split personality and enter a homosexual relationship with it
>>32565364I know, obsessed-kun. You leaping to defend the honor of a fellow European because a big bad American is humiliating him only stands to bolster my point. No amount of bluster and tsundere will change the fact you cannot go five minutes without thinking about America.>>32565369>gets called out>"pshh I didn't care anyway"
>>32565131That's a bad picture. He's 8/10. Hot.
>>32564825Gay and Bi ugly old moids have done this for thousands of years
>>32565263That's why some people get dogs, so the dog will act as a home defender>>32565299Security systems are shit. They can be easily tampered with and you can't count on alarm operators to do anything within a reasonable amount of timet. Used to be an alarm operator
>>32565204>His onlyfans thirst traps are ok. Solid 7/10.What the hell? Isn't his channel for children? Nigga has millions of subscribers and still needs more money?
>>32565365A lot of the people who are into crypto now don't even understand what it is, it kind of reminds me of the 90s when boomers would try to invest in "internet startups" without even looking into what the company supposedly was trying to do or understanding what services they provided.
>>32564445I don't really understand the appeal of them but I love kink so I have no problem with it
>>32565397>you can't count on alarm operators to do anything within a reasonable amount of time*if you live far from the police officesNot anybody's fault except for yours not buying closer to civilization in order to not get robbed.If it takes a cop 15 minutes to get to your house, you might as well keep all your valuables on your porch if you can't afford an expensive security camera system that can't be shot with a paint ball gun.
>>32565393you've begun talking to yourself long, long ago. the insecurity is palpable
>>32565393>obsessed-kunHey, that's my gimmick!
>>32565367I'd need to get married first and find someone willing to marry me.
>>32565403He's 35 hun. His channel is mostly horror games, so no it is not intended for children even though he tries to censor it that way.And he doesn't show cock, it's just thirst traps.
>>32564445I don't have any strong feelings about them but I'm curious what makes having one in do it for you?
So how do I accumulate enough luck to be born female in the next life? Didn't get enough responses that included actual actions that I need to do last time I asked this.
>>32565414Too high a bar for you being addicted to touching your dick. Women can't raise kids around you.
>>32565351Brother, Xerpies are gonna hit ten bucks a pop before the bull run is over.
>>32565410>*if you live far from the police officesOn average the response time we had for alarms was about 8 minutes. Doesn't matter how close the police are if you aren't even being seen until then. Often the policy is also to call the resident first so we'd waste another minute or so on that, and then go through the whole ordeal of calling police where they ask all sorts of questions we don't have answers to before they dispatch anybodyAt best an alarm system is good for insurance, and good for the audible alarm. A dog will likely do more to protect you
Women!Age please!How much of a turn-on or turn-off is weight? Do you prefer average? Or skinny/belly type? What would you say is your ca. BMI range you are attracted?
>>32565417That's still sad. Pewdiepie remains the king. Got millions, got a nice family and stayed drama free, besides the n word, but that just made him more likable.
>>32565430I used to really dislike Pewdiepie, mainly because his videos were ADHD-ridden shit, but once got older and more normal, I realized he is an ok guy that just played an utterly obnoxious character for the camera to lull in kids.
>>32565430I wasn't asking you.
>>32565420Being male is the test. If you manage to be successful as a man, you get to be a girl in the next life as a reward. So apply yourself.
>>32565428i prefer guys who are pretty average? like. anything healthy, really. i don't care if you're lanky or if you have a belly as long as you're not anorexic or obese. there's also some more complex stuff like, idk, if you know about ectomorph-mesomorph-endomorph body types, i guess i just prefer people who are a bmi appropriate for that. endomorphs look better chubby. ectomorphs look better skinny. i'm twenty.
>>32565428Skinny please.
>>32565396You're an evil bitch for trying to justify that
>>32565131he looks like he is descended from ghengis khan, he's very pretty. i'm terrible with number scales. this is a yes out of ten.
>>32565424>burglar breaks in your window>dog bites burglar>burglar flees>police arrive ten minutes later>officers break your door down and shoot your dog
>>32564586>>32564630when I was 14, people thought I was in my 20's because I had a nearly full beard. I'm 5'8"
>>32564825>>32565442>I heard about this crazy Satanic cult thing on a podcast and you had BETTER take a seriously
>>32565444And? Get a new one. This one fulfilled its purpose.
>>32565444>*this probably happened a lot*
>>32565422Not with that volume. It just hit new stablecoin price. Have fun holding it for 5 more years.I'm buying stocks now anyways. Done with "get rich quick" schemes, I'm in for a long run.
>>3256277523 M here. Are there any real benefits to weight lifting and strength training besides MAYBE looking more muscular? I don't have any irl friends and my extension no one attracted to me so I feel I'd gain nothing from doing it. Cardio is always more fun to me. I've always told my kind of sick mom she should exercise more but to be honest I almost don't blame her for not having any motivation to do it when it's useless and boring for a lot of people.
>>32565449>funny hypothetical scenario>"I lick the boot"
>>32565420>>32565439How the hell do you guys look at the way women act and determine that's the "up" of kharmic reincarnation? Clearly they're souls on a downward slope.
>>32565440>endomorphs look better chubby. ectomorphs look better skinny.Ghostbusters shit?
>>32565349How do you know, knowing that you might be mistaken?How do you trust, knowing that trust can be broken?How do you trust your own mind?I think you and your friend are both arguing the same thing.
>>32565204>>32565395>>32565443>being rich and famous boosts you 4 points in women's eyesI mean we all knew that but it's interesting to see it happen in real time
>>32565421Well that's a catch 22 isn't it? Because I can't have sex outside of marriage. So what the hell am I supposed to do other than just learn to not masturbate. It's too fucking hard, I can't fucking stop. I hate that I can't control myself, I'm literally fucking garbage.
>>32565455Stronger muscles make you less prone for injury. Why do you think physical therapy works?
>>32565457The only way some men will learn is to be women.
Anons, is this you?
>>32565458skeletal structure. some people are literally built different because we were meant to survive different environments.>>32565461i haven't ever seen that guy before and know nothing about him. i just like how he looks.
Anons how do you improve your personality? It feels like every interaction I have, I can say one sentence, and that person catches a whiff of your energy and then they start treating me with scorn and derision right after.
>holding her neck gently while kissing her
>>32565442I'm not justifying it anon, fuck those demented hoes, I'm just pointing out that this problem has existed for a LONG time.
>>32565470Any advantages to being an "ectomorph" survival wise?
>>32565471Maybe stop saying bitter things.
>>32565468>Norwood 1 only It’s over
>>32565468>working a jobNo, it's not.
>>32562775Should I keep being a virgin if I'm fat?
>>32565479yeah
>>32565471Figure out what you should have said for that first sentence to get to two sentences.
>>32565475It isn't what I'm saying, but how I'm saying it. It can be a totally normal convo topic but I'm saying it in such a horrible manner. But I don't know how to stop this is a very intuitive thought process for me.
>>32565461I'm still unsure of racemixing with him because idk if his cock would be brown.But if nipple theory is correct it should be.
>>32565482Give me an example.
>>32565481Check here>>32565482
>>32565480why?
>>32565471Read this, the language is cringe but what he is saying is a fundamental truthhttps://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-personOnly actors try (and fail) to schmooze with everyone, everyone else is popular with some, and unpopular with others, the trick is to work harder at building something with the people you gel with
>>32565489Sex is for the trash if you dont feel confident in your body. Not worth it.
>>32565468No, I have friends and don't use Instagram or dating apps.
>>32565474it's difficult for you to get fat, you excel at metabolic exercise (AKA you're fast, good runner), it's difficult to build muscle mass but easy to keep it, you're taller, lighter, and are the most energy efficient body type. you can eat more than anyone else, and *most* of that goes towards day to day energy, where mesos and endos store more in muscle in fat which gives them less energy output daily.you were designed to be a hunter that chases down your prey and explores the world. you're a traveller.
>>32565468Change AM to PM and vice versa then yes
>>32565483Shit. Is male nipple sfw? Or am I gonna get banned?
>>32565482>>32565486It's all down to experimentation and practice.
>>32565483>nipple theoryWhat?
She is so beautiful. I'll give her all my money.
>>32565499Of course it is. You think a man in bathing shorts would be NSFW?
>>32565504nta but it is to me, hubba hubba...
>>3256545535MYou don't need to get super jacked and huge, but having more muscle as you get older is a huge benefit to your health and quality of life, you'll age a lot better and have a better hormonal balance, plus it's nice to still be able to do more physical stuff where a lot of my peers are starting to slow down.
>>32565504NTA. I think walking around in bathing shorts would probably not be safe for work. Unless work is being a life guard.
>>32565468yeah except im not "le sad feels guy woe is me"and i dont go to the gym
>>32565461Sexo.
>>32565468pretty much, but with more social life
>>32565501There is a theory that the color of both nipples, penis, and vagina are the same.Though there are examples of it not being true, it is dependent on the race.Markimoo is hapa though.
>>32565523StawwwphhhhI love those hapa boys.
>>32565530I hope men start to feel exposed walking around shirtless because everyone knows what color their dick is.
>>32565530>There is a theory that the color of both nipples, penis, and vagina are the same.I've heard it also applies to the lips.
>>32565530So many actresses to go back and reconsider...
>>32565482Don't worry about it. I didn't want to sound harsh, but let's get this over with. Don't stalk me irl and don't show up at my doorstep, if you ever think it would be a nice surprise, no, I would hate it.
>>32565530Is there a rule of thumb that determines at what point a person usually has pink or brown nipples? I sometimes see, like, Lebanese or Persians on /pol/ claiming to have pink nipples.
>>32565530i just checked, and it's about the same, yeah. that's really weird.
>>32565523>>32565532I thought females hated spineless cowards without confidence? Oh right, it doesn't count if he's a popular millionaire.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZtcjkWK6R4
>>32565491>Sex is for the trash if you dont feel confident in your bodyNta but damn, chat is this real
Apparently Polish women are are angry and jealous towards Ukrainian women for taking their men kek. Funny how it works when the shoe is on the other foot, huh?
How often do you think about the fact that someone else has access to your exes body now?
>>32565552It's almost as if entertainers put on a persona and are more chill IRL...
>>32565532I think I'm boosting Markiplier to a 9/10 honestly. 8 wasn't enough.
>>32565552You must be 18 years of age to post in this site
>>32565559>>32565561Do you love Prime also like Charlie?
>>32565558You guys have exes?
>>32565552>It doesn't count if you're popularYou know I really hate it when people answer their own question and still get mad about conclusions.Yes women love weak beta males if they're cute and rich and popular retard. So are you gonna get rich and popular too or are you gonna keep yelling at women?
>>32565530>>32565547I'm white and mine are brown
>>32565563I don't know what that is.>>32565558Never. Don't really think about it.
>>32565547Nope. It takes an indepth study into pheynotyping. Maybe looking at parents would also give other hints. But much of that can still be more random than playing poker with 5 decks.But also...You can have both dark and pink at the same time and they not cancel out.
>>32565557Personally I find any Eastern European accent to be a complete boner killer, I doubt I could tell a Pole from a Ukrainian.
>>32565562Never tried that shit lolBut obvs Logan is in the same business as him so sometimes you need to glaze a bit
>>32565557WTF are you talking about? No one likes seeing opposite member of their group with another ethnicity/race.
>>32565562I don't speak zoomer, sorry.
>>32565578not everyone is insecure as fuck anon
>>32565578Women have no problem having millions of third world young men pour into Western countries, but the second it's hot young submissive Ukrainian women with a traditional mindset suddenly we gotta close them borders down lmfao
>>32565563>You guys have exes?>I don't know what that is.Say what
>>32565578>ESL>racistlmao
>>32565560Good for you, gal. I'd rather flirt with moisty if he ever shaved his face again.He looks just like the guy I lost my virginity to.
>>32562775Is it weird to have closer relationship with your aunt then your mom?
>>32565558Rarely, I have better things to do. I do feel a bit smug knowing he'll never have anyone as good as me though, and he must know literally any guy I'll sleep with will be better than him.
>>32565569You are swarthy.
>>32565573He was clearly scared of Logan, what is this cope? >>32565579Charlie is 30 and thinks Prime is fire - his own words.
>>32565591yeah
>>32565598Why?
>>32565595Logan is a nutter, I wouldn't want to have beef with him either
>>32565557You know that I sometimes just want to leave and never look back, don't make me regret staying. Unless that's what you really want.
State genderPost your favorite Goosebumps book
I’m swarthy and my girlfriend is PINK. I hope she bleaches me desu
>>32565587My brother married a woman from the Philippines, she was his age and was already independently wealthy, but the amount of scrutiny they got vs the rubber stamping of H1Bs and the complete dereliction of enforcement on the border was very eye opening. I also found out that Sweden apparently only enforces immigration laws against single female immigrants lmao.
State genderIf this creature >>32565595 was drowning, and you could easily save it, but it would get your clothes wet/ruined, would you?
>>32565604>I hope she bleaches me desuThat's not how it works. Only a man can bleach or black someone.
>>32565594My skin is lily-white
>>32565603The purple peanutbutter choose your own adventure was silly.
>>32565606MSure I guess, I don't know who "Charlie" is and my only real awareness of the Paul brothers is that they do controversial stuff on youtube.
>>32565590I believe in hapa supremacy.
>>32565613>I don't know who "Charlie" ishttps://youtu.be/YOu-dWhTTWw?si=w4EUEqB428btBGcO
>>32565604You only bleach children.
>>32565587>submissive Ukrainian women with a traditional mindsetTell me you've never seen an Ukrainian without telling me you've never seen an Ukrainian anon
Guys, this is fucking comical.
>>32565603MThe one with the killer plantThe Tv (show/movie?) with the dummy scared the shit out of me
>>32565621Back to pol
What are my fellow no job having NEETs up to today? Personally I'm gonna smoke this weed and play with my prostate a bit.
>>32565606Mad that your youtube daddy is a spineless coward? What's your favourite Prime flavour?
Is the solution to the dating epidemic forced displacement of all women from their native nations into at least 3 nations over?Yes.
>>32565595Wow anon thats crazy, did you hear Faze Banks was glazing Nettspend with a gyat behind him?
>>32565621Fine I'm leaving, you crossed the line.
>>32565603the only one i can remember off the top of my head is the one where the mask gets stuck to the girls facethen her little brother wears it at the end, oooooohhh
would it be annoying if your girlfriend always had a loud ringing in her ears after she masturbates or has sex and constantly hums to harmonize with it until it goes away
>>32565629Sounds like fun, enjoy it boiHaving some bevs and watching cartoons, gonna play vidya with my niece soon, then wanna have an early night cause going L O N D O N tomoz
>>32565631Go ahead and try it.
>>32565636Nah that sounds chill like some post sex meditation lel, also kinda cute (I might wear headphones tho)
>>32565637Hiya qt. Been producing lately? Wats going on in LONDON tomoz?
genderrate fennel from 1-10
>>32565636That sounds like a symptom of hypertension sis
>>32565631In all honesty if I could make it happen I'd love to do unlimited visas for unmarried childless women from any country for a period, while simultaneously blocking all male immigrants. I think that flooding the streets with immigrant women looking for green cards would probably humble the American woman a bit and be great for gender relations in the long term.
>>32565636>bf gets suspicious anytime he hears humming he knows he's not responsible for
>>32565621Are you going to tell me that a woman who posts that is NOT a whore anon?
Why are femanons not into maledom the same way maleanons are into femdom?
>>32565643L O N D O N*
>>32565629Eating hard boiled eggs and blueberry special K in bed. Depression nesting while casting charlie to my tv. Putzing around on torn.com.
>>32565649Men that try to act dominant are ridiculous.
>>32565646oh my god do you think that would happe? i hum all of the time anyways so that might be full of misunderstandings...
Why women/girls want to put make-up on some guys?
>>32565649"maledom" is the default and what 90% of romance, erotica, and porn already caters to. You have to specify femdom.
>>32565645>affirmative action but for rizzless men
>>32565649WTF are you talking about?
>>32565643I actually love fennel toothpaste unironically. Peppermint is kinda gross.
There are way too many estrogenized faggot males in /atoga/, you can see just how depraved and disgusting they are by the absolute filth they post
>>32565659I said femanons not just women
>>32565661yes. Is there any way to turn these faggots straight?
>>32565661Nobody finds your toxic masculinity hot you repressed faggot. Go suck some boomer dick.
>>32565649femdom is a perversion and a fetish, faggot.
>>32565666No, they need to be removed completely and cauterized.>>32565667>poofy boy thinking about sucking dickclockwork
>>32565330>Posts a park where nobody livesLolLmaoJust give up, anon, the same way you gave up when you saw all my other points.
>>32562775What's the opposite of sissyfication?
>>32565658Why not? Women have gotten affirmative action in everything for the last 20 years, might as well give men 1-2 years of having an advantage in something.
>>32565642>Been producing lately?Always bro, chopping samples rn lel https://voca.ro/1jOEajScIGKy https://voca.ro/17Ktkjw6HH0v>Wats going on in LONDON tomoz?Top secret ;P just going out with some old buds, then making a trip to see some other peeps for the long weekendWhat's going on with you?
>>32565672hyperboreanification
>>32565418It's a satisfying sort of pressure that goes well with masturbating, that's all.
>>32565672Thishttps://youtu.be/c_nVjHa_peY
>>32565672werewolves
>>32565672Forced mascExtremely niche and only really appreciated by ftms
>>32565672menschification
>>32565660based
>>32565615Eww
>>32565672 >>32565676>>32565678 >>32565679 >>32565682Being a normal human being you retards
>>32565636Only if she doesn't let me lay my head in her lap, or if we're laying down then on her shoulder, while I listen to her hum
>>32565672I've seen it tagged as "forced masc" but I'm not sure what the appeal is. The whole end game of the sissy thing is humiliation and the removal of power and agency, forcing a woman into a masculine role on the other hand seems like it doesn't really track, since she'd be gaining more power and autonomy the more masculine she got, so the "forced" element wouldn't really work.
State gender, What are the top five food items by amount and frequency that go into your body?
>>32565654>oh my god do you think that would happeIt's a possibility.
In a serious relationship, is it wrong or unhealthy to expect your partner not to be out getting very drunk without you? Like he / she shouldn’t be going out places and getting wasted if you aren’t present and vice versa.
Women of atogaWhat is your favorite eye color on a man?
>>32565693MMilkMeatFruitCoffeeChocolate
>>32565697Not my problem
>>32565698green
>>32565656F>fun cheeky/taboo activity>men in a position where they're confused and embarrassed>men empathising with how long it takes to get ready>interest in makeup and being able to go on a rant about something you love>encouraging men to cover up dark circles, maybe fill in the hairline, essentially making them even hotter
>>32565697i don‘t give a fuck
>>32565659>body swapping almost evenly preferredWe all long for a world where magic is real
>>32565629Had an interview today. To be entirely honest, I don't think it really went well.
global sperm counts are atrocious and male infertility is more common than evermen, why havent you banked sperm? whats your excuse? why not pay a couple hundred a year for peace of mind
>>32565693Mmy diet varies so wildly that i cant really quantify what i eat more than the other.
>>32565707I will never want to have children.
>>32565693M1. Protein Powder (at least 2 scoops daily)2. Jerky (at least once daily)3. Peanuts (at least half a cup daily)4. whatever berry was on sale that week (1 pint blueberries)5. various cured Italian meats, I usually buy a charcuterie sampler every Friday and eat it over the course of the weekend.
>>32565702fujo
>>32565656To show them that it makes them hotter and they're stupid not to use it considering the male desperation to looksmaxx
>>32565693MBeetsSeedsCheeseMeatTreats
>>32565707if i cant have kids naturally, there's probably a good reason
>>32565707>thinks banking sperm is going to fix the problem>thinks if you just freeze weak sperm it will be okaylmao
>>32565707That costs money nigga.
>>32565702>men empathisingWhy are women obsessed with this?
>>32565707I would be a bad father.
>>32565636I have no idea. Depends on the frequency and timbre of the humming maybe. Could potentially be endearing.Also that seems to me somewhat of a strange affliction.
>>32565712You asked. Also I haven't been a fujo since I lost my v-card. I appreciate heterosexuality now.
Do 30 year old women still like forehead kisses or does that go away?
>>32565727Sanest anon itt. Would unironically probably make the best father compared to the rest of the moids here.
>>32565649Incels were taught by feminism that they cant express interest in women unless the woman has all the power. So now they all keep screeching about feet (because liking boobs is bad) and wanting to get dominated. insane that they actually internalised that and it became their fetish lmao,
>>32565693FMeatEggsPicklesSpecial kPotatoesTrying really hard to do keto, but I don't have a salad fetish. And I do have depression.
>>32565733I never liked those.
>>32565732you're still tainted
>>32565698Love
>>32565739JH?
>>32565724So there's less to argue about.
>>32565734Probably not. I have some issues that I don't want to pass to my children. Therefore I rather not have them.
>>32565738cutting sugar has the opposite effect of curing depression
Jesus Christ what a cantankerous and depressing thread this has become, why are you also so old, sad and nasty.
>>32565691You don't get it. Mascuilinizing a woman is taking away her power (her sex appeal and immunity from the male physical arena) and putting her into a role where she has to acknowledge her complete inferiority to you. The humiliation comes from the fact that any woman that tried to compete in the male arena would be at the bottom of the totem pole, the bitch of the group, the runt, the weakest etc. It's like a bullying fetish turned up to max
>>32565733I love forehead kisses.I need an hour of cuddling.
>>32565697MI wouldn't tolerate a girl who goes out getting wasted without me, girl drinking culture is almost inseparably intertwined with hookups and the club scene, and I would just assume that eventually it's going to lead to infidelity whether she intends it or not, I've seen this happen too many times to friends and family for me to trust the idea of "girl's night" if it involves heavy drinking. Men's drinking culture obviously comes with it's own share of troubles, but guys who go out and get wasted together typically don't end up having sex with anyone, although the potential financial and legal troubles that come with it make me think that a girl probably shouldn't tolerate it either.
if you have to meet a previous sexual partner of your gf what's the play? trying to be overly masculine (squeezing his hand in the handshake, being petty) seems like not the move but being overly friendly also seems like it's not the move
>>32565702I would wear guyliner but in my neighborhood I would have to have a lot of fights over it
>>32565749if this appeals to you, you should die.
>>32565750>I need an hour of cuddlingSorry, smallest we offer is 2 hours.
>>32565702I hope you receive the adoration you deserve, whimsical femanon
>>32565707I don't want to inflict life on an unconsenting soul.
>>32565750Just an hour?
>>32565747I am aware.
>>32565760you should see what other truths you can arrive from that conclusion, rather than giving uphint: depression is an energy problem
>>32565750Can I tie you and cuddle with you for hours?
>>32565741I got that straightened out. Ha ha ha
>>32565751>girl drinking culture is almost inseparably intertwined with hookups and the club sceneWhen men go out to drink they're looking to get laid. They complain - even on atoga - that women are there to hang out with their friends and thus keep a strict formation and don't even look men's way, whereas women complain that they can't go out with their friends without horny men bothering them.
>>32565693MWhole Milk, I seriously drink a metric fuck ton of milk. Like it's not even funny. Meat (right now it's mostly venison because I have deer in freezer, also lots of chicken)Eggs, cooked scrambled with sauce like 90% of the time.Rice, because I make a lot of chipotle burritos with rice and meat over rice stir fries. Protein powder, mostly boring chocolate flavor, been using a Fruit Loops flavor one recently.
>>32565749Stories of FtM trannies that learn that there is no male privilege just depress me, in a scenario like you're talking about where a woman gets the same treatment a bottom rung man gets I can only imagine she'd be in a state of existential despair and contemplating suicide, it's not exactly the erotic kind of humiliation to me, although I do get the appeal of bullying and humiliating women.
>>32565707I wouldn't want to be born during this time period so I don't see why I'd inflict that on someone else
>>32565764you will need to perform penance, then you will be clean
>>32565707>why havent you banked sperm? whats your excuse?I have tried to do this for money but cause I'm bipolar they won't accept my sperm lol
>>32565762Um.
>>32565702>>32565715Oh so that was the fuzz all about.Because in 6th grade I almost fell victim to this from some girls in my class.Thank God I have autism.
>>32565707No desire to bring a child into this world amidst a global fascism sweep.
>>32565766>when men go out drinking they go to get laidThe vast majority of dudes in bars are not looking to get laid, the guys at the kinds of clubs that offer women free admission and half price drinks on the other hand are, but women never seem to be able to make the connection. >women complain they can't go out without horny menWomen almost exclusively want to go to hookup bars and clubs because it's catered to them, you will not get the experience of cheap/free drinks and rave music without some guys there to subsidize it. If women really just wanted to go out drinking there would be bars and taverns catering to that, but that's a market niche that doesn't exist, because there is no demand for it.
>>32565780>a global fascism sweepGod I wish
>>32565766i go out drinking to make my problems everyone else a the the bar's problemstypo
>>32565707i'd rather impregnate a woman manually
>>32565791>manuallyyou don't use your fingers you dork
>>32565794i use my 11th finger located between my legs>inb4 thumbs arent fingers9th finger
>>32565748It's only cantankerous and depressing if you can relate.
>>32565787You'd be one of the first to be sent to the death camps tho.
>go to wedding with gf as a plus one, she’s in the bridal party with childhood friends >we get drunk, lovely dovey, dancing, she’s glued to me >end of night we have plans to go with her parents to another bar to meet some of their friends>her bridesmaid friend gets wasted and sick >gives her number to a groomsmen she got along with, as they were planning on going out to the bars still >gf is still lovey and pouring her heart out to me>end of night she starts calling this guy, texting him, a LOT, trying to meet up with him and the wedding people >not paying attention to me at tomes>”im not actually thinking about it im just entertaining him”>finally calls her, she runs out of loud room so she can hear, says they’re staying in. She feels bad and apologizes for not being able to hang out or meet them. Before he hangs up he jokingly says “love you!” >girlfriend pours her heart out to me and says all kinds of deep shit before she goes to bed >next morning he texts her, quick back and forth, she stops responding >tells me she jokingly tried to slap his stomach when he rounded a corner which is some flirty shit she does to me sometimes, has admitted she flirts by doing this kind of stuffShe never texted him back and also declined a later invite to hang with him and her other friend from the wedding. But also, I didn’t like the whole thing and how badly she wanted to see him and how she lied and said she was just entertaining him when she clearly wanted to hang out. Am I over thinking this or was she just drunk and being friendly and wanted to hang out with friends instead of being with her parents? Part of me feels like she was into him or something
It's amazing how God brings us back together with some people. I'm like 70% sure it's the same girl from a few years ago. I felt a connection back then, but there was never a right moment to make a move.
>>32565707I've already had four children and I don't intend to have any more. I also don't like the idea of sperm donation or banking because I feel I have a responsibility to my offspring and I don't like the idea of my sperm being used to give one of my children to someone I wouldn't approve of. I really don't think a woman who can't convince a man to fuck her should be reproducing at all, that is a very low evolutionary hurdle.I do have a lesbian aunt who asked for some of mine for her wife, but I declined as I don't think their relationship is very stable and she drinks a lot.
>>32565804>can‘t even recognize peoplelmao
Men, would you stop browsing 4chan for your girlfriend?
>>32565804Running into your stalki... I mean, crush subjects isn't that uncommon if you never moved to live somewhere else.
>>32565812No
>>32565802There's an old Madonna song called Girls Just Wanna Fun. She enjoyed his sexual attention and desire for her, but you're the bf for stability, which females don't want to ruin. I still had lots of fun with taken girls in bars and clubs.
>>32565707Raising a baby was an extremely difficult task, even as a father. I did it once, never again. I got a vasectomy about two weeks ago.I got my wife pregnant on the very first time we had sex during her very first ovulation window after stopping birth control, though. My semen is (was) quite potent, apparently.
>>32565812She'd never know I did
>>32565812Only if she agrees to pee on my dick.
Girls, will you bounce on it?
>>32565812Sure.
>>32565812Noshe can post on /cgl/
>>32565812Yes I would, 100%, absolutely, without a shadow of a doubt.Until that happens (lol [;_;] ) I live here
>>32565812Is she a virgin, below 25 and at least a 7/10 in looks?
>>32565812Nope. I would stop watching porn though
>>32565833She's your girlfriend so if that's your criteria, then yeah.
Femanons, are you fistable?
>>32565835Then sure, I would not do it in front of her.
>>32565812It would depend on a lot of things. Why does she want me to stop? How important is it to her that I stop?
>>32565820So you’re saying she was just trying to have fun or are you insinuating that she may have cheated?
>>32565690my lap would be sticky. it would get your hair dirty.
>>32565812Does she not want me to see her shitposts here or what?
>>32565812Absolutely not, I spent too much of my dating life being the one to change and now that I'm finally the person in demand I will not make a compromise for a woman, what she sees is what she gets, if she doesn't like it that's cool, there's more where she came from now.
>>32565802Bro Idk why you haven't broken up with herThere is no scenario where a woman texting a guy not her bf in a good lightIf she wants fun she cuck someone else
>>32565840It doesn't sound like she cheated from your story YET, but I would be careful around her and I would definitely start checking her phone when she's in the shower or something. Imagine if you started doing the same shit with a different girl. Would she tolerate it?
>>32565756>>32565759You have to be skinny white and nonbalding though.>>32565763No.
Women, do you keep a throne wishlist?
>>32565853>>32565854We share phone pass words. She’s never hidden anything from me. Ive seen all her shit and she’s never actually done anything weird or sketchy. That was the only incident where I was a little concerned. I did talk to her about it and she just apologized and said she never wants to make me feel that way and respects my boundaries. Nothing like it has come up since. If it was me in the same situation she would probably feel a little uncomfortable so I get what you’re saying. Other than that one incident I’ve had no reason to be concerned tho and she’s been very respectful of me. As I said, I saw the texts and she was texting him in front of me. She never responded. She ran into them while she was working and she rejected an invite to hang out with them.
>>32565858no
I dont even really want sexI just want to squeeze her tight
>>32565858at some point in time, there was a whole thing where everybody was making them and getting presents, and i thought about making one (and did make an account), but i felt a little bad about asking strangers for presents, and i couldn't find anything i needed in the store other than a neat mini portable mini fridge that was kind of expensive and i didn't want to ask for so much money and i just decided not to make one since nobody asked me directly anyway.
Women, how high on your sex bucket list is double penetration with anons from atoga?
does woman eat an hamburger? I feel like only boys eat an hamburger.
>>32565837no
>>32565867if you squeeze me tight i'm probably going to get all worked up, though...
New thread>>32565876>>32565876>>32565876
>>32565871not on the list>>32565872i eat burgers but only rarely and usually i just make them myself
Do any other men sometimes with they were the object of some crazy badass news headline like "Man found with dozens of kilos of cocaine, an arsenal of firearms, marijuana grow house in basement, and stolen credit cards" with your mugshot next to it?
>>32565672the undodged draft
>>32565875what if I dont let go
Men and Womenstate your sexWhat is the greatest sacrifice you would make for the sake of your love?
>>32565879>with they*wish they
>>32565878so cool! hamburger enjoyer! i always wanted to make hamburgers myself but i'm scared of raw meat.
>>32565888flove is not worth any sacrifices except if its family then i would give my life
>>32565893 you can wear disposable gloves, it‘s not that big of a deal once you get the hang of it and it‘s nice to be able to make them exactly how you wantplease give it a try some day!
>>32565900>disposablefor sure, and thank you! that's smart! I got used to watching chefs do it gloveless i didn't think to do it with disposable. I've had a homemade hamburger a few times it was way better than premade hamburgers. I'm happy now,.
>>32565812I hope so, but I fear not.
>>32565858Nobody buys me shit anyway.
>>32565871Not at all
>>32565888FI don't want to sacrifice anything for love.That's awful and abusive.
>>32565918mhm, you just got to find what works for you good luck with your burger goals!
>>32565968Grug, that you? Where mammoth?
>>32563613Who the fuck drinks tap water in America in 2024?
>>32565647No, you don't get it. Polish whore bad, Ukrainian whore good. Don't ask me how that makes sense. It just does!
>>32565672Tomboyfication.
>>32565856>You have to be skinny white and nonbalding though.Based, although I'd probably replace "skinny" with "jacked" or "fit".
>men cheat to stay, women cheat to leavedo you think this saying is true?
>>32565827>/cgl/Now that I think about it, is /cgl/ the only majority-female board on 4chan?
>>32565841I don't care, we'll shower after anyways I'm sure. Besides you could always let me use your shoulder
>>32565888MaleI'd sacrifice the world for her. Anything, really
>>32565693MWaterPastaBroccoliBreadAlmond MilkRum
>>32566145>when we cheat it's actually because we love you so muchlol
>>32565693MRight now we're getting rid of all the frozen stuff we have in preparation for the move on Friday, and by that same token we're not buying any more fresh ingredients. So I'd say:1. Huel2. Frozen dim sum3. The bolognese sauce mum made + anything (just had it with oven chips)4. Ravioli + my sauce (tomato, anchovies, capers, chillies, lime juice)5. Black bean Chinese ready meals from Sainsburys
