What do I respond to this anons? For context she’s asked me out before. (A while ago)Never went out with her cos I got sick then busyI’m in her close friends story and she’s one of those girls who has a massive difference in follower ratio so I must be on her good side
>>325635402nd pic
What one is you?
>>32563551I’m blue messages
>>32563540>>32563544Find something to roast her for (even if it's minor) and then tell her she's "got no place to talk 'cause {insert roast here}"
>>32563571Give me a few examples then I’ll workshop them(I’ll provide live updates for y’all don’t worry)
>>32563580Ended up responding this
>>32563540Telling her you didn't have any matches was probably a mistake.
>>32563540call her up: "free for a call rn?">"hey I'm fucking around on hinge at the moment but in actual honesty I genuinely regret not taking you out a while ago. it wasn't anything you did, I just got sick and then busy, but I've always regret it. I just think you're beautiful. so, let's go out this weekend>>32563571typical pick up artist shit trying to solve out a woman's heart like a math problem.
>>32563726Ok but I can’t do this weekend since my credit is due Monday and I’m not getting paid till first week of feb.How do I tell her for the week after?
>>32563699HEHE
>>32563760you don’t need our helpjust be yourselfgodspeed
>>32563748cheap date to a park. you can tell her your circumstances, if you genuinely don't place any of your self worth in what she says, but can see the humour in it, and if she can't appreciate you for /you/ then well fuck alright.I took a girl to a date to Ikea recently because I said I was broke and wanted to show people how their lives could be if they bought Ikea homewaressitting in the park:>"do you wanna find somewhere to have a drink?">"yeah well I'd love to, but I'm completely broke because I don't get paid until the first week of feb. this is a shameless hint for you off to pay for my drinks while we're out and then in the background I'll just be thinking about taking you to a nice restaurant sometime, but you won't even know that, that's a surprise">*laughs* my shout then, but you better treat me nice later>as your sugar baby, I'll treat you so nice. I can even pretend to have a mommy kink and feed your ego too. but for now I'll just say thank you, and surprise you sometime xlike, I take girls to the park and then ice cream and walk around the city foreshore. they love it. I take girls I know for a cheap dinner. then girls who I like home to cook for them. girls I love I take them for a good bowl of ramen and then maybe we go to a cafe that makes a very fluffy pancake with biscoff.also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD2gXY4piF4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD5anPSzS-0
>>32563816Lmao I sent and she said I need better pics
>>32563760Nice
>>32563551lol exactly. Neither side brings any masculine energy. What the fuck is even happening?
>>32563540I'm 32. You younger people are fucking retarded and have no hope.>story>follower ratioYOU GUYS ARE FUCKED. YOU DON'T KNOW UP FROM DOWN. If you're not a top-tier guy she has zero interest.
>>32563760like she's thinking to herself."man I got friendzoned. I guess we're talking about dating though, maybe though idk :(">>32563822"hopefully he hops off online dating"
>>32563707Yes. It destroys attraction (if there was any to begin with) because you're basically saying>no other women like me>I'm not valuable but I think you're cute>do you like me?Horrible position to be in as a man. Massive turn-off to women.
>>32563914Oops. But I did tell her I had a lot of matches on my other account (I redownloaded yesterday)>>32563909Should I just fuck it and ask her out instead of being a pussy?
>>32563964Update btw
>>32564002>she wishes you were hotterWomen rarely outright say what they mean. Partially because they are manipulative, partially because they are literally retarded.>IDKTheir entire fucking existence is "I don't know."
>>32564017Ok so should I ask her out? What should I respond?
>>32564025Yes. Escalate as quickly as you smoothly can. It will either work in your favor, or she'll bail and you'll know where you stand. Excessive communicating without actually getting together is not a good strategy. Huge risk of getting friendzoned.
>>32564002>"better?">"best fit is no fit though">*shirtless pic*[Doesn't work if you're not in ottermode or above.]
>>32564025>let's hang out this weekend and take some hot pics of each otheror something like that. Show sexual intent without saying HEY LET'S HAVE SEX NOW. She'll understand bro. Women are designed to want cock. She's not gonna think you're weird for escalating, unless you've been entrenched in the friendzone and take her by surprise.
>>32564042How?
>>32564058GUYS GUYS I ASKED IF SHE WANTS TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ME THIS IS HER RESPONSE
>>32563964>>32564002>>32564199you do not deserve my advice frankly but yes. tell her that you're fucking around on online dating but honestly speaking you're just trying to figure out how to pick her up. call her. goodbye.>Of courseee"yeah I asked you out ages ago and I"M RIGHT HERE but yeah sure I'll help you get pussy my dude!!eee"
>>32564209Oops
>>32563563telling her you have no matches is terrible, and then even as a joke saying "why you all like this" makes it seem like you're seething about it. super low value behavior. because of the terrible frame you have set up, you cant even roast or joke around with her cause shes gonna take it seriously. just say literally whatever you want atp and move on to the next.
>>32564510its over, i didnt even realize this was on instagram and not a hinge match. you're in the friendzone and shes talking to you like shed talk to a gay best friend. not a good response and you're texting her too much. look at the amount of messages compared to yours bro.
Doesn't matter what you say.
>>32563540>More emoji use than the woman
>>32564199Stop writing like a gay friend, I can almost feel the YYAAAASSSS>>32564510Yeah, as I thought. Your journey's over buddy, I advise you drop the overly friendly "look how harmless I am teehee" crap. Now.
>>32564199lmao. I'm the dude who suggested that. hell yeah brother. get in there.
This is cringe as fuck, bro. Jesus>>32564510What the hell is this? >Lets catch up this week at such and such at such and suchThis is a better response.
>>32563891zoomers are beyond fucked
>>32563540if you're talking about a dating app you lacking context fuck, for woman they're like an endless gangbang. Almost every other guy is a like, trying to stick their dick in them. Nothing comes out of woman's mouth but nonsense once again. I have like 3 - 4 photos, and still get pussy.
this is awful man just stop please
>>32565723Update: she didn’t open it. She posted on her close friends a date with some older dude with an expensive watch and expensive restaurant. Like finance bro typeLet’s pack it up anons it’s literally over lmao
hi im a 33 y/o socially isolated hermit thats never tried dating apps and wtf am i reading in this thread is this how people actually talk when your looking for dates is there some class where i can learn what is being said here
>>32563821You didn't get ahead bc you're a smooth talker. You fucking suck lol, but you're either attractive or over 6 feet tall
>>32567731dont bother
What the fuck am I reading??? Why is OP texting the girl like he has schizophrenia.
>>32568081Please explain lol wtf
jfc I have never seen anyone fumble this bad
>>32567907thank you! that's a lovely compliment, I just have a good skin care routine and a purpose (women love that) haha. getting there!>>32567907mor like you such dick cause ur gay
>>32567687>it’s literally over lmaoIt never began homeboy
