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She was a boomer who couldn't figure out how to change her email password so I did it for her and kept telling her to write it down. I know exactly what her email was and her password. I also know she has about $150,000 in her bank account. I also know she had a life insurance policy that will pay out her children very well. I also know this house was fully paid off. I also owe about $50k in credit card bills.

So. Respectfully. What would you guys do in this situation?
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Nothing? There's nothing to do.

Having her email isn't going to get you into her bank, and even if it did you'd be almost instantly arrested the moment you transferred or spent any money. What are kind a retarded question is this?
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>>32569604
I simply asked what you would do, and you answered. Thank you.
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I'd look through the emails for anything incredibly juicy

unless you've got friends in swiss banking or chinese crime, you aren't getting that money
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>>32569590
Was she married? Was her husbannd possessive? Does he miss her? You could sell her e-mail password to him so he looks at her account whenever he pleases, perhaps.

Other than that, I have no idea.
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>>32569590
this is why you don't trust delicate information to poor people, they have no morals I swear
death to poor trash
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>post online, a website where glowies lurk by the way, about the crime you plan on commiting
>does the crime
>wtf why are the police at my door
Good job, porkchop.
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>>32569590
How the hell do you rack up $50k on credit cards?
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>>32569590
I guess if she had a bitcoin wallet or something not covered by the law then you could just cash it out and no one could stop you. You can’t transfer anything from her account if it’s maintained by a bank or credit card company because it would look like fraud and they would at the very least block or reverse the transfer at some point.
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>>32569590
You can't do anything once you told us here, your secret have been revealed, and if you did something wrong and police didn't know how to catch you, then once the crime shows on tv news, someone from this site will call police and tell the police about everything, and he may archive the page as html, and takes screenshots, and police will contact 4chan to reveal your ip address and they will know who is the owner of this router ip and they will catch your name and arrest you, or they simply can know you if you even transfered this money to a trusted friend to another country, and even if your friend hides his face to withdraw this money from the atm, or even if he buy another colors clothes and change it in another house that doesn't have cameras around, so don't hurt this lady and leave her alone, but if she did something harmful or if she killed someone or if she is bad killer person, then i don't care if you draw a plan to steal her.
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>>32569590
Share this information with her relatives and let them know that you will need a reduction in rent if you are to stay.
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>>32571988
You are delusional. You think the world operates as the facade indicates.
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>>32569590
You don't think bank would get curious about someone logging in from beyond the grave?



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