Last: >>32570273POV: you're on the ice rink with your average gf edition
>>32572965if i slip will she catch me?
>>32572965Mabel?
WomenWould you date a guy that's into femdom?
Femanons, how has life been with your robot bf?
Would if be weird if I ask a female friend if she knows anyone to introduce me to relationship wise? For some reason I feel like that'd be a weird question
State GenderDid you kill the part of yourself that is cringe or the part that cringes?
>>32572965doing normie date activities with a shut-in femanon on our first IRL meetup trip and laughing awkwardly together because it feels like the sort of situation people like us aren't supposed to be in
M here.I went to ask a coworker out on a date a few months ago. I caught her looking at me several times when she thought I wasn't looking, which is what first peaked my interest. Then after some interactions, she has a sophisticated vocabulary which made me really like her and want to get to know her.Instead of asking if she was single, I asked if she had a BF and her response was "no but I'm not looking for one right now" and my dumb ass replied out of nervousness "OK, let me know if you change your mind." (Cringe, I know). I meant to say "do you want to get coffee after work?"The awkwardness of the situation seems like it's gone now. At what point should I try again?
>>32572982No, thats part of what friends are for. Don't be surprised if she says no though.
WomenAre you most active on 4chan in between boyfriends?
I just ate a mango.Women, do you swallow or are you a quitter?
>>32572965Does anyone else think she looks a little bit like ASMR Glow?
>>32572978>Would you date a guy that's into femdom?I wouldn't date any guy who wasn't.
>>32572983M, neither
>>32572965that's average? she cute
>>32572993>I just ate a mango.>Women, do you swallow or are you a quitter?I swallow mango, if that's what you're asking.
>>32572984>meet a beautiful princess>she says she always wanted to ice skate>try to bring her ice skating>she doesn't want to, we look at christmas lights instead>try to bring her ice skating>she doesn't want to, we look at fancy cars instead>try to bring her ice skating>she doesn't want to, gift her my cruise jacket instead>try to bring her ice skating>she freaks out tells me I should rape her when she throws a tantrum pisses on my jacket and leaves foreveruhhhhhhhhhh wtf
>>32572979Nothing new.
>>32573007Close enough
Do girls ever take the first step?
>>32572968Yes, but her average boobs would be in your face.
>>32573018no, it'd be uncustomary and masculine.
>>32573018>Do girls ever take the first step?All the time.
>>32573024What, are we living in the 1950s?
>>32572965At least it's not wojakshit
>>32573024Cringe
>>32573002So you'd date me?
>>32573024Yeah that makes it better, we want masculine girls
>>32573032>So you'd date me?I'd read your application.
>>32573018Yeah, that’s how all relationships I’ve been in started
>>32573038Ahh wonderful, may I submit one?
When a moid says "after party" he means fucking, right?
>>32572965Men, how do you feel knowing that hymen reconstruction surgery is a thing, and that your "no hymen no diamond" fiancée has a newly intact hymen and a body count of 73?
>>32573047An after-party is literally just a party held after an event, sis.
>>32573047Personally to me that would mean something lowkey and relaxed
>>32573053>tfw I'm a virgin but have no hymen
>>32573040How was it?
>>32573053I don't care if a girl is a virgin but if she did that it would probably be a dealbreaker because thats a big lie
>>32573047Use your feminine intuition.
>>32573053I already know my wife wasn't a virgin. My body count is higher than hers, though, so who cares?
>>32573024>>32573018As a guy, I find it cringy. To all the other men complaining, have you ever been asked out by a girl? Do you know what you're asking for? It's horrific. I don't want to be asked out. I want to pick the girl I like. Not the other way around.
>>32573053>hymen reconstruction surgery is a thingWhat really? That makes me sad. Who would care enough about a stupid flesh membrane for that to be a thing?
>>32573053tf do you need a hymen for? If you ride bicycle or dildos then it tears anyway.
>>32573067The whole point, anon, is that you would never find out. You'd marry a woman with a body count of 73 believing she's a virgin and never know different.
>>32573082It would come out eventually and I'd break up with her
>>32573073>Who would care enough about a stupid flesh membrane for that to be a thing?Men on 4chan.
Women would you get the ick from an avid book reader who always skips the last chapter of a book?
>>32573018A few did with me. But from what I've seen, they just orbit around the Chads and touch them randomly and always talk to them until it's hard for the Chad to not take a hint and ask her out. They won't do the same for non-Chads. You must play the numbers game with hoes, it is what it is.
Women, do you think this is actually enjoyable?https://www.redgifs.com/watch/roastedrashsparrow
>>32573073Conservative men.
Femanons, opinion on pegging
>>32573090>Men on 4chan.What women would care enough about is to bother?
>>32573065They were good
>>32573070>My body count is higher than hers,Kek, your body count is higher than what she *claims* hers is.
>>32573093>they just orbit around the Chads and touch them randomly and always talk to them until it's hard for the Chad to not take a hint and ask her out.wait a second that's how all my relationships have startedhave I been a chad this whole time?
>>32573082>implying a slut can hide the fact that she's a slut until marriageJust don't be a slut? It's not hard and no surgery is needed.
State genderSay something nice about the opposite gender
>>32573093I’m too fucking scared, I’ll just be a daniel in distress until a chick sweeps me off my feet
>>32573024this attitude is fine as long as you want a guy with no empathy
>>32573101It's a bit more nuanced, but if you can get sex every week with attractive non-fat females then yeah, you are.
>>32573098It actually used to be quite a big thing in the South Asian community. They're almost as obsessed with virgin wives as 4chan men. Women responded accordingly.
>>32573107Women are pretty
>>32573107M. When you point out that your gf is lying she's more likely to just call you abusive and try to get you to break up with her rather than just wait to cheat on you with the justification that you're abusive then break up with you.
>>32573053IDC I'm not one of those rich old dudes who spends 50k to take a womans virginity
>>32573103>Just don't be a slut?But that's incredibly boring. It doesn't matter even the tiniest bit if you're a slut, it only matters that men are dumb enough to *believe* you're not. (Which they always are).
>>32572965My ex gf, while making polite conversation through text a few times, has casually said "we should get coffee/lunch sometime" Does this mean she wants to smash?
>>32573118…that’s not very nice
>>32573095>>32573112Sigh. I'm so tired of this world.
>>32573107>Say something nice about the opposite genderF. I've got nothing, sorry.
>>32573124Yes, good luck soldier. Don’t let her trick you into getting back together though.
>>32573107Women are sexy.
>>32573131No problem :)
>>32573110I've never tried that hard to get that much sex I end up pointing out that they look like a goblin or they beg nobody loves them and I say that's kinda pathetic or something and then they cry and then their friend is mad at me and texts me a thousand times until I have to call her a needy gremlin too and it's this whole cycle.
>>32573107M.Some women aren't cunts. Unlike >>32573131 here.
>>32573107MI won't because they hate us
>>32573124>Does this mean she wants to smash?More likely she's looking for closure.
>>32573107M. Women are better at writing male characters than men are at writing female characters.
>>32573133This
>>32573122It increases divorce risk and lowers marital satisfaction.>>32573107Women seem super passionate about life
>>32573124Yes. Smash it like you want to leave a stamp for the next guy but don't answer her calls later.
>>32573107MI love talking with you.
>>32573143That's bullshitWomen are just as fucking clueless
>>32573146
>>32573145>It increases divorce risk and lowers marital satisfactionMen actually believe this.
>>32573122You can be a slut, but you'll never have a good long-term relationship. All your relationships will be short and broken. It already sounds like you're coping since you're trying to appease the men who don't like sluts, instead of enjoying the slut life.
>>32573107>Say something nice about the opposite genderF. There are so many different fascinating textures when you run your hands over them.
>>32573153yes men believe in immutable truth and reality, women abhor the concept
>>32573153You are replying to conservative men who don't understand correlation.
Where can I even go to meet women as a guy? Online dating doesn't work and I find its crushing my soul. Only reason I use it is because if I didn't, then I literally would have zero ways to even try to meet women. I don't think women have this same issue. It seems like most women my age(30) are taken or have kids already.
>>32573161>You can be a slut, but you'll never have a good long-term relationship.Men actually believe this.
>>32573153>Men actually believe thisI've read studies on this. But science isn't really about belief, it's about creating models that give accurate predictions.
>>32573162...gosh.... thanks
>>32573107Sometimes some women >>32573131 just need a hug.
M.Opinion on pegging?
>>32573165I'm not conservative, I'd describe myself as centre-left. And yes, it's true that correlation does not equal causation, but it isn't rational to ignore correlations either.And just for the record, this isn't a moral issue. I've had premarital sex and I hope to again. But data is data.
>>32573166How did you get gfs before?
>>32573166As a 30 y/o you're supposed to date mid 20's women for 5+ years and then marry and have kids after some years, leave hags to 45 year old betabuxers
Why do women like it when men lie about their intentions to have sex with them?It's all men saying>Don't worry you'll be safe at my placethen when he sneaks into the bed at night for fuck she's all like>god this is what I wantedLIKE WHY DO THEY LIKE THE LIE!?
Are (You) still with that old guy?
M.Do you watch gay porn in the same way men watch lesbian porn?
>>32573191Lesbian porn is actually the most popular genre/category among women.
>>32573179MaleI want to try it really bad, but only with a girl that likes it
>>32573165>You are replying to conservative men who don't understand correlation.That I can believe. There isn't a single study which corrects for whether people are good at relationships or not. Someone who is good at relationships and looking to settle down will probably find a partner and be happy with them without too many false starts; someone who is bad at relationships will have a long string of failed relationships, and be unhappy in their current one as well. So obviously there is a correlation between partner count and happiness, but the causal relationship is the other way round: it's not that having multiple partners makes you bad at relationships, it's that being bad at relationships leads to you having multiple partners. But, crucially, if you're good at relationships, you can have plenty of casual sex before and between them and still be good at it. It just doesn't work the way conservative men think *at all*.t. happily married for eight years, body count of 53
>>32573195Nta but thats because by default it focuses on female pleasure right?
>>32573197Same, like I’d only do it if the girl really wanted to even tho I really want to try it.
>>32573179MAbsolutely disgusting
>>32572965Men, only around two thirds of women who have sex with men consistently have an orgasm, but around 90% of women who have sex with other women do. It's safe to say that men generally have bigger dicks than women; so where does this leave you theory that a big dick is what makes a woman cum?
who wrote the hornypost that made all the femanons pause to beat their pussies into oblivion and grind the thread to a halt?
>>32572965Anyone know her name?
>>32573215>where does this leave you theory that a big dick is what makes a woman cum?M here. Rubbing the clit gets the job done 99% of the time.
>>32573215are you saying you'd rather fuck tiny dicks? I could live with that.
>>32573200I'm not sure honestly. I do think the percentage of bi girls is higher than reported though.
>>32573215I've always assumed bigger dicks just make PIV more pleasurable but I also figure most men only care about their own orgasmPersonally I would prioritize a girl's orgasm over mine. Hell, for every one I have I'd like her to have at least three
>>32573191>Do you watch gay porn in the same way men watch lesbian porn?Oh yeah! I'm bi. I have a theory that only bi women get off on watching two men together. I have no idea why that should be, but it seems very reliable.
>>32573219Yes.
>>32573207Yeah if she's not into it then I really lose all interest, but I've seen a lot of girls say they like it so...i'm not sure
>>32573215clit orgasms are a consolation prize for failing to ring the bell with your actual sex organ
>>32573216>who wrote the hornypost that made all the femanons pause to beat their pussies into oblivion and grind the thread to a halt?Probably this post >>32573094
>>32573215A big dick may not guarantee an orgasm but my shrimp dick isn't going to helpAlso doesn't matter. Pretty much every femanon says big dicks are better (yes JH we know about your chart) so nothing changes.
>>32573229I have fingers tooI'll use those and my tongue. My sex organ is basically useless, I don't want to put it in anyways
>>32573216The thread always dies about this time of day. Should pick up again in about a half hour to an hour.
>>32573229NTA, my ex couldn't climax from us fucking, ever. She needed a clit rub.
>>32573215>Men, only around two thirds of women who have sex with men consistently have an orgasm, but around 90% of women who have sex with other women do.>It's safe to say that men generally have bigger dicks than women; so where does this leave you theory that a big dick is what makes a woman cum?Lesbians just have insane skills.
>>32573231ew gross
>>32573227Good, make sure to respect her privacy and not tell anyone
>>32573215They just understand women's bodies so much better
>>32573216look at the clock bro women are out getting dicked and dined
i'm kind of drunk and i'm gonna see if she wants to hang this weekendam i retarded?
>>32573002What advice would you give to a guy to find a girl who is into femdom, like you? Are you assertive, or give more obvious signals than a more submissive girl might do to a guy you'd be open to? What does a guy look for, what social circles would people like you frequent or is just blind chance? At the end of the day, unless you say you approach guys, guys still have to make the first move
>>32572986Anyone?
>>32573219look at the filename timestamp, she's likely walled or slutted out by now and the guy filming ceased being her bf a long time ago
I'm poor and probably will stay that way, why shouldn't I kill myself? It's not like women want suicidal guys. Or maybe I should find a pact?
>>32573257Seems like it deserves it own thread.
>>32573255>AIslopFuck off.
>>32573215Need a lesbian master who will grudingly teach me the secrets of eating pussy like Pai Mei teaching Beatrix the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart-Technique
>>32573257Suicide is surprisingly hard. You don't seem like the type who deals well with hardship.
>>32572965There're moments where I feel like my soul is starting to heal but then I suddenly remember why I hate everyone and everything and then my heart starts getting overwhelmed with hatred again and I become very salty for weeks because I remember all the ways I've been wronged throughout my life despite trying to be nice to others. How do I stop this? Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with never letting go of my hatred but it's keeping me up at night.
>>32573257
>>32573262Me too anon, me too.
>>32573257Please don't, bro.
>>32573262>secrets of eating pussyGuy here. My ex coached me. Basically spell the alphabet w/ your tongue between her pussy lips A-Z a few times over, then focus on licking/sucking the clit.If you really want to tease her, go clit-lips-clit so she's always on the edge. You can always eat between the lips and rub the clit with your nose too.
>>32573262I wish I had a lesbian best friend that could teach me how to eat out my gf like a pro.Having a first girlfriend when you were a virgin for so long is kind of intimidating.
women what's going through your mind when things have to get lubed up before he can get it in?
>>32573257>why shouldn't I kill myself?You should. Please get on with it and stop bothering us.
>>32573268The more I think the more I hate and me being pissed off at them pisses me off even more. It's 2 in the morning and all I've been thinking about for the past hour is this. I might have to spew it out at some point because heart literally hurts with how salty and upset I am right now.
>>32573251>women are out getting dicked and dinedHot. But is that really likely on a Thursday?
>>32572983MThe part that cringes.
>>32573257Idk manI suffer the same thing everydayIf my mom would be okay with it, I'd just do itI'd go drown myself rnBut I can't in good conscience do thatSo I'm just a pussy
>>32573281Do burgers really?
>>32573268>because I remember all the ways I've been wronged throughout my life despite trying to be nice to othersMake a list.
>>32573283NTA.Anon, quit being a psychopath.
>>32573287foids itt are the sidechick they don't get a friday or saturday date
>>32573293Too tired
>>32573296Then go to bed.
>>32573281>women what's going through your mind when things have to get lubed up before he can get it in?"Definitely never going to fuck this guy again".
step 1: refuse to answer the questionstep 2: insult his manhoodstep 3: pretend this was a victory for collective womanhood
>>32573241>ew grossI think they're attractive tb.h
Women, where do you find your men?
>>32573302Femanons don't date menThey're all lesbians
>>32573299Yes, that's my way of talking to moids here, why?
>>32573302>Women, where do you find your men?Down the back of the couch, usually.
>>32573285Hurting others because you're ready to go to heaven bcs of backpain is wrong
>>32573298>>32573299interesting?
>>32573309>"two wrongs don't make a right">said the guy who just wronged you
>>32573262>Need a lesbian master who will grudingly teach me the secrets of eating pussy like Pai Mei teaching Beatrix the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart-TechniqueSapphic femanons, would you teach an inexperienced guy friend how to give proper head?Assuming of course he's just practicing of his girlfriend, not you?
>>32573294>Anon, quit being a psychopathDon't worry, he's far too pathetic to actually kill himself. Killing yourself takes courage he doesn't have. He just wants attention. Don't give it to him.Honestly, people who are actually going to kill themselves don't come on here whining about it, they just quietly get on with it.
>>32573309shut up bootlicker i bet you worship the killdozer schizo and get wet dreams mowing down people who do peaceful protests
>>32573308Who keeps leaving them there?
>>32573295Kek
>>32573298Based.>>32573315I hope you're right anon
>>32573306NTA but based. Good thing my manhood is unassailable
evens i text herodds i just be depresssed
>>32573327ouch, bad luck anon
>>32573314>of his girlfriendon* his girlfriend. Not "of."
>>32573328i'm texting her anyways
>>32573327
There are no women here. IF there were, they'd try a lot harder to get these men to lust and simp for them
>>32573319>>32573313Live and let live please, you can't go to heaven if you die before being able to repent
>>32573327>>32573328>>32573334>>32573336What would happen if you got a zero?
>>325733460 is even
>>32573338No they wouldn't, our attention as men is cheap and boundless.
>>32573350Huh, 0/2=0. Makes sense now. Now I learned something, thanks Anon!
>>32573351Yes they would, because that's what they come here for.
>>32573353I thought they didn't come here?
>>32573352Easiest teaching moment of my life.
>>32573357What other wisdom do you have to bestow?
>>32573356They do when they're horny for (You)s.
>>32573346zero isn't an integer
>>32573344>you can't go to heaven if you die before being able to repentCatholics are the funniest rules lawyers
Are the femanons all out having hot lesbian sex with their girlfriends?
Men, can you explain this. Is he gay. Does he hate me.
>>32573362Fastest contradiction in atoga history
>>32573360zero point nine recurring equals one
>>32573364Yeah yeah it's technically a place holder for the absence of a value I took programming courses before.
>>32573367He's just not that into you
>>32573366imagine this scenario but they're both dudessame energy
>>32573367How old are you and he?
>>32573094>Women, do you think this is actually enjoyable?Since no femanons answered, (You) get my (M) opinion... No. They have to focus too much on the rhythm or they'll get out of sink and ruin the shot. People, especially women need to relax to enjoy sex.
>>32573369You lost me.
>>32573367Is there bad weather?
>>32573366What movie?
>>32573367He might just not want to drive late at night, maybe he just fapped
>>32573372He claims he wants to marry me>>32573375Late 20s>>32573380Wind chill is below zero
>>32573364>>32573371>zero isn't an integerDid you mean natural number? Because it's definitely an integer.
>>32573366>Are the femanons all out having hot lesbian sex with their girlfriends?Femanons be rizzlers. Hide yo girlfriends, boys.
>>32573372>He's just not that into youIt is amazing how much can be explained with those six words.
>>32573367been there. you aren't considerate enough it's very needy to just go>you should come over :sly face:and you make it worse with>Ok "now let me be clear that this is now your problem as I am sad now"like wtf is wrong with women. they put their own pussies on a pedestal and lack that much empathy. bake him some cookies or something to bait him over, be at least a bit considerate.
>>32573367He was at 0/10 horny and "you should come over" wasn't enough to bring that score up
>>32573383>Wind chill is below zeroWould you want to drive in that right now?
>>32573383>Wind chill is below zeroJesus. What time is it and how long is the drive?
>>32573367Why not drive over to fuck him instead?
>>32573392Yeah this.
>>32573388Her cookie is the bait anon
>>32572965Women, is figure skating an attractive hobby? I do it after work for fun. Jumps and spins and such.
I hate all women because they don't have sex with me.
>>32573401We know that's the reason
>>32573401That's your problem, no need to announce.
>>32573395yeah wow so much effort
>>32573400As long as you're okay with me poking fun at you over it. I appreciate the sentiment, but it's too cute of an opportunity to ignore.
>>32573402>>32573407Cunts
>>32573410Baby dick.
women how often do you actually want piv?
>>32573383Congratulations, when will you move in together?
why does it always feel better to have my body pushed down with weights?
>>32573376>or they'll get out of sink and ruin the shotSync* dammit, SYNC!
>>32573414>pushed down with weightsLike, a weighted blanket? Or the weight of someone else? And better than what?
>>32573410Am moid*
i'm texting her and asking to hang this weekend
>>32573420Good luck, anon
>>32573420Hell yeah!
>>32573412>women how often do you actually want piv?Twice a day on weekdays. Three or four a day at weekends.
Ladies, approx how many "spurts" of semen would you like to see after a job well done?
>>32573417better than normal. I've only shortly felt a weighted blanket and they all seem too light a heavy weighted blanket tops out at about 20 lbs. over the whole area, to me I feel the need to put these gallon jugs (~8.3 lbs. iirc) on each shoulder and this 20 lb. rock on my lap just to feel settled.
>>32573429Can we get married?
>>32573429ideal
>>32573391It's not even 8pm>>32573392I don't feel like it
>>32573431You probably need a hug. Or someone you deeply care about to lay on you. Not necessarily sexual, but it sounds like you're deeply craving physical affection.
>>32573437lol if you're not LARPing, you're a real cunt.
>>32573412At least once a day
>>32573437>I don't feel like itWhat are you, gay?
>>32573437>don't feel like itOk well maybe he doesn't feel like it either. And you have the audacity to complain here?! Have some self awareness.
>>32573275Regarding keeping them on edge: You need to mix sucking down on the clit with a lighter touch. Or you can just stop sucking and smack them on the clit to wake them back up and edge them.
>>32573442?? Why would I drive to him. My apartments nicer. We never hang out at his.
>>32573257why kill just kill yourself when there are some other people who should just die too?
>>32573438aww damn
>>32573445>smack them on the clitI wish I knew that trick. But now I do :)
>>32573411No one knows because they've never seen my penis. You have a blown out roast beef vagina full of rotten cum because you're a stupid whore that doesn't clean herself so you get tons of utis
Femanons, it's so cold! Why aren't we cuddling?
>>32573448why should he drive to you if you won't drive to him when you are that much in need?>>32573451Its the fastest way to edge but they might also want to punch you in the face while cumming
>>32573453>You have a blown out roast beef vagina full of rotten cumI'm a man, and I can see the small dick energy in your post.
>>32573448Oh I see now: You're not homosexual, you're homesexual.
>>32573448you've been told that you come off as inconsiderate and now you're just arguing like an incel about itblech
>>32573457Don't pretend like you don't have the same motivating factor as me.
>>32573430>Ladies, approx how many "spurts" of semen would you like to see after a job well done?I'm tempted to say "none" on the grounds that I expect you to cum in me, not on me. But in terms of what I expect to to produce, if it's the first orgasm of the day, ten or twelve. If it's your fourth orgasm today, four or five is acceptable.
>>32573460I don't hate all women because I've had some women love me. I just hate some women is all.
>>32573462It's over.
>>32573462>she wants 10 to 12 spurts
>>32573456>fastest way to edgeMaybe so. One I like to do is play "cum exactly when I tell you or you get spanked"Same idea.
>>32573430Zero.
>>32573462>>32573465>>32573467You guys counted this before...?
>>32573473... you, haven't?
>>32572983MBoth
>>32573455I'm busy cuddling with my stuffed animals.
>>32573473I come like one or two spurts. Three at the most.
>>32573470I have more fun verbally berating a girl for fucking up the bed I just finished making as shes clawing at the sheets
i said howdyholy shit i'm a retard
>>32573477Jealous.
>>32573462I love virgin femanons
>>32573481Too much for me. Possessive name calling if the mood is right is good though.
>>32573483I mean you could me and get blocked by half the women because I go "oi fucker"
>>32573475Apparently not. lmao>>32573480Idefinitely got more than that, maybe 6 to 8...?I'll have to check tomorrow morning and wank into the sink or some shit.
>>32573473If I ever hit 12 spurts I expect there to angels descending singing a divine choir as the heavens open and divine light burns away the land
>>32573486>What name would you give my pussy?>Mine.
Femanons, do you squirt?
>>32573492Based.
Women, if there was an app called DikTok, and it was just guys dancing and flopping their dicks around, would you download it?
What does it mean if I'm deeply unhappy with my relationship when we're apart but content when we're together?
>>32573500That you asked the most retarded questions.
>>32573500It means you're fucked up.
I would like to write a story. How do I come up with a story I want to tell?
>>32573500Unhappy how?
>>32573495No. I've ended up peeing when I thought I emptied my bladder, but it has never felt like I was "squirting".
>>32572971I imagine her having more chestnut colored hair
women do you think handjobs are boring?
>>32573471Hope you're well JH
>>32573514Fuck no.
Men and women, but mostly women:Are non-atogan women more or less into dominant men than atogan women?
>>32573519I've been better.
I know how to date and the type of guy I’m attracted to — it’s just a weirdly restrictive type, and I need more social credentials. As in, I’m a total shut-in.
>>32573527Give us the rundown. What's your type and what are the things getting in the way of getting them?
>>32573522Less. Liking dominant men is a daddy issues thing.
>>32573530>>32573522None of the atogan women are sub
>>32573462>I'm tempted to say "none" on the grounds that I expect you to cum in me, not on meGreat answer.>But in terms of what I expect to to produce, if it's the first orgasm of the day, ten or twelve. If it's your fourth orgasm today, four or five is acceptable.Unfortunately 10-12 would take me several days of abstinence.I can definitely manage 8.Granted I haven't tried any supplements or anything to increase it.
>>32573530Well, how dominant do you mean exactly? Because even something like deciding what you're doing for dinner most nights could be considered semi-dominant
>>32573522>atoganWhat's that mean?
>>325734801-2 doesn't sound healthy anon. Are you jerking multiple times a day?
>>32573504Amateur writer here. Everyone has a different writing style, so it's hard to say until you know yours. Some, called pantsers, just get a vague idea of stuff they like and write off the top of their head, inventing story beats along the way. They don't often know what the story is about until the end! Others, called planners, make a whole blueprint for everything, meticulously thought out in as much detail as they can manage. Which of the two you are will greatly change how your "coming up with a story" process is gonna go.But if you just mean a general base idea for a story... Take inspiration from other stories you like. Novels, movies, anime, ancient history, it doesn't really matter, you can mash it all together for all you care. As long as you make it your own thing. Pull the things you like together and craft your own world with them, an amalgamated love letter transformed into something new.
>>32573521Based! Just don't tease the head please, I can't handle it.
>>32573526Sorry to hear. Any self care plans?
>>32573540I've always been like that, regardless of how much or little I've jerked. Currently it's more on the order of once a week.
>>32573539It's the demonym for the nation of atoga
>>32573554Ohhh, makes sense now.
I went to the grocery store bough $111 dollars and now I realize as I'm sitting here I have nothing to eat. Fuck.
>>32573539Mexico = MexicanAtoga = Atogan
>>32573560Russia = vodka monkeys.
>>32573544I guess I don't know how I would end it or how it would be believable/realistic
women where am i supposed to talk to you? (Im not going to a bar or club)
>>32573534>None of the atogan women are subThere's that mixed girl who wants to be free use.The rich girl from California that wants to be ravished by the working classAlso I think London leans sub.Neuro was sub af.Oh, and there's that 20 something in an abusive relationship with a married boomer who LARPs as her dad.
>>32573539Hello newfren>>32573569I think NG and Bimbo were subs.
does precum taste different than regular cum?
>>32573506I have a lot of doubts about it
>>32573575yes
Women why are you so complicated? For us its like "See woman naked, pp hard". But women need all kinda stuff to get them horny
>>32573577Why? It sounds pretty good to me if you're happy with it in the moment.
>>32573585I feel like I'm single when we're not together. There's almost no connection
>>32573583Please explain the difference
>>32573584it's complicated because I like all your traits like being more dominant, in general being bigger than me, but I've been lied to so many times and there's a lot of guys with bad intentions out there. In the end, I'm the one stuck with a baby if I fall for the wrong guy...
>>32573589>he thinks he's clever
>>32573589precum is a bit milder and it's pretty fluid. cum is thicker and has it's own really active taste. Both taste quite active, but cum is worse in that regard.
>>32573565>how I would end itI've completed two novels, and I had no idea how either of them would end until I got to the ending. It'll come to you when you get there, even if you need to think on it for a bit once you do. Pardon the food analogy, but trying to come up with the ending before you've written the story is like trying to plan how you're gonna decorate a cake before you've started baking it. Pretty difficult and probably won't turn out like you expected anyway.>how it would be believable/realisticWell, there's always additional drafts if you don't like how it turns out.
>>32573588What connection would you expect there to be? How would you expect it to feel in a satisfying relationship?
Femanons, do you think not enough boys are dying?
>>32573600She looks like she smells really bad.
>>32573600No, I don't really wish death upon men.There's some truth to what she's saying in the regard that there's people that simply aren't that desirable.
>>32573592Answer the question please
>>32573604Are AI goonfriends actually the solution and not a meme then?
hello atoganshe called me a good friend :)how are you feeling today/tonight?
>>32573600Should men just kill themselves more to solve this problem?
Women what do you have against ai girlfriends?
>>32573608Not sure, but people are entitled to spend their time how they want especially if they're not hurting anyone
>>32573610Well, suicide rates continue to increase every year. I guess we're already kind of solving it.
>>32573526Heya, been awhile.I still say a prayer for you now and again. Thanks for being my friend those weird couple of years.My life is so wonderful now. I hope you can find real happiness and detach from this place like I did.
>>32573609feeling good about you being in a good mood
Menare you into short girls or is it a big turn off? I mean 5'2 and shorter
>>32573569>The rich girl from California that wants to be ravished by the working classFucking the bourgeoisie can be a fetish...?
Anyone else feeling kinda depressed that they only have maybe 3 to 5 decades left to live? Really fucks me up.
>>32573609Wish I could have this effect on someone by just saying nice things to them
>>32573619NTA but you're cute.
>>32573529Skinny/pretty like Timothée Chalamet. Not a super rare type of guy, but I — I know that I’m attracted to someone as soon as I meet them. It’s an immediate process for me. And yeah, I’ve talked to guys and tried to kindle that spark if it isn’t there to start — and it doesn’t work. It’s just that I very rarely feel that attraction, and when I do it’s hell on earth to act on it. I get in my own way 99% of the time, but dating makes me so anxious I’ve thrown up just from texting alone. I even tried just something casual thinking that would be easier and I hated that so much it made me feel insane. :/ yeah, the issue is me and my issues.
What are your worst horror stories about being in an abusive relationship?
>>32573625I'm into cute sexy girls. Not really too bothered about height. But short is cute.
>>325736255'0 or shorter might be a dealbreaker for me
>>32573628I plan to see the sun burn out into a giant red ball.
>>32573634Thanks, so are you.
>>32573625I dont really care about a girl's height. Like at all. I can work with any height. >5'2 and shorterI'm only 5'9", so i might actually be able to provide the "woah... man big" experience to a short girl like this
>>32573614I don't in fact I would like a robot boyfriend if given the chance
>>32573625I'm tall, so you're nearly all varying degrees of hobbits to me.But under 145cm or less it probably gets weird.
>>32573639If only I could live that long myself. The reality is I will probably pass at 50-60 as a result of health complications from a weed habit and will be forgotten even by my own family.
Do you think we'll ever reach a point in history when men are considered desirable again?
>>32573636Filmed us having sex without my knowledge, and when I couldn't pick up the phone at work he ended up sharing the videos around. Found out because his friends told me...
>>32573628Sort of but I'm also daunted by the prospect of living that long and still being alone
>>32573643Do autistical boys count? I often get confused for a robot/automated answering machine message when I talk over the phone.
>>32573625I don't seek out short girls specifically but I have strong feelings for a girl I know who's 4'11".
>>32573625i'm a girl but yay almost 4'10 hehemaybe all us shorties can combine and become a super robot
>>32573597I would expect us to be able to talk text or call freely and easily, without it feeling like a business conversation. I would expect for there to be easy conversation and affection, and mutual sharing of the details of our days.
>>32573648>and will be forgotten even by my own family.The only comfort, if it is any, is that this has happened to 99.9% of humans. Nearly everybody is just statistics a few decades after their death.So make the best of what you can now, because you won't be around to mourn your death.
>>32573628I don't know what I'm meant to do with all those decades. I've done everything I reasonable can expect from life. Everything I missed out on I will not experience anyway.
>>32573649Being undesirable is a you issue
>>32573625Of course I am. If she's within a foot of me, chances are it will be no problem.
>>32573649No, men will get increasingly dysgenic and incompetent while the "chads" get even prettier. Is there a silver lining? standards for entertainment are at rock bottom, so if you are in the entertainment industry, it's very easy to sell to zoomers
>>32573661Yeah, i get you're trying to do the mean shtick, but thats not really true. You have to be blind to not see how the average man is not very desirable compared to the average woman.
>>32573649Yes, but they will not be "men" as we know them today.
>>32573658Yeah but I at least want some kind of relevance. I used to fantasize about dying in a world war and becoming one of the names on some kind of war memorial. Or being assassinated for speaking up about some controversial political cause as an activist movement leader. Hell, even having my remains dug up like the masturbating dead guy in Pompeii would at least mean something.
>>32573654i've actually had 2 crushes on guys with diagnosed autism, so maybe! at least you like talking on the phonei could be someone's XJ9
>>32573669I actually have to talk on the phone because it's my job, makes me realize how much I hate the sound of other people's voices.
>>32573636my butt hurt :( no safe me
>>32573654>I often get confused for a robot/automated answering machine message when I talk over the phone.That's bonkers.Feel like recording a vocaroo and posting it in soctoga?
>>32573666what do you mean?
>>32573651this is horrific
>>32573665Not reallyWomen have some statistics in their favor, like having more college degrees, but some against them, like higher obesity rates.
Either gender.Do you feel like /atoga/ is better or worse lately?>>32572983MThe latter. I am now shameless.>>32573107Women are aesthetic as fuck, inherently. They look nice even just sitting there.>>32573179Not a fan.>>32573618>detach from this place like I did.He says as he posts here...
>>32573674I get banned for off topic whenever I do Voca, so probably not. My day to day casual speaking voice at a social space like the nearest dive bar or tea house is more folksy. But on professional phone calls people are hearing my "neutral" voice that I maintain so I don't sound like I'm verbally popping off people or doing the Tough Love Dad Who Tells You To Move Out And Get A Fucking Job (tm) act. But of course that gets me a lot of "I'm talking to a fucking robot! Transfer me to a REAL person, now!"
>>32573681FIdk I haven't posted here regularly for like 6 months
>>32573681MDepends on how you define lately.I haven't been online as much the past several days.But the second half of December was attrocious because of the incels spamming their brainrot.
>>32573683Shouldn't happen on soc.
>>32573683*popping off ON. But yeah, listening to people ramble and say incoherent shit makes me struggle to stay polite.
>>32573681MNoIt variesIt's better whenever the women are ovulating and horny
>>32573681you know who hasn't posted in a few days so in the short term it's been better
>>32573688It shouldn't, but it does. There's been at least one mass deletion of Voca posters on here in a prior thread, I don't remember exactly how long ago.
>>32573681>Do you feel like /atoga/ is better or worse lately?>fewer namefags>fewer incel spergouts>no overly strict modsIt's having a good night tonight
>>32573657I see. The picture is becoming clearer.It seems to me that you may have different expectations and capabilities for remote communications. Possibly some incompatibilities in regard to boundaries.Who do you think is responsible for the situation being like it is?
>>32573699That's because it's a weeknight and not during a university semester break.
>>32573672oh, welp i'm sorrygood you can't hear mine then :3
>>32573688Shouldn't happen here either if we are going by the rules
>>32573677I mean No Real Scotsman, taken to extremes. Pretty much what >>32573664 said.
>>32573703I've already changed my communication to match his. I'm usually a lot warmer, more affectionate, and bubbly. I've made myself dry to match him and he hasn't really budged much. When we're together we do things or watch movies or shows. We don't often have actual conversations. And it becomes very apparent when the activities and in person physical interaction is removed that we don't have a deeper mental connection.
Women, when did you first start to like cock?
>>32573683>"I'm talking to a fucking robot! Transfer me to a REAL person, now!"At that point you should just switch to angry dad voice and pop off on them.Well you probably shouldn't but it'd be funny.
>>32573600Wars should be fought by childless women over 30. They're deadweight on society.
>>32573685Welcome back
>>32573681>Do you feel like /atoga/ is better or worse lately?M. I see too much daily variation and haven't been here long enough to know what lately means. But I feel like the incel screetching has reduced a little, so that's better.
Femanon how long can i dance in front of you before you start feeling the urge to dance with me
Women how would you feel if your man licked his plate clean after you cooked
>>32573681>Do you feel like /atoga/ is better or worse lately?FAtoga is always Home no matter what you guys are on about. Literally you are some of the bestest friends I've ever had I love you very much
>>32573726love you too, foid! reeee [misogynistic text]
>>32573681MIt was good maybe once a week before but since Christmas it has absolutely nosedived in quality.
>horny week is overhow do i talk to non-horny women I'd like them to feel apart of my social life
>>32573726Mwah
>>32573711>I've already changed my communication to match his. I'm usually a lot warmer, more affectionate, and bubbly.Is there a reason for this? You probably can expect him to change much on this front, but I don't really see the benefit of you matching his style.>And it becomes very apparent when the activities and in person physical interaction is removed that we don't have a deeper mental connection.That sounds about right. That's probably what it means.
Lol I think I broke my knee
>>32573726>Literally you are some of the bestest friends I've ever hadThis is so tragic.
>>32573722I'm bad at dancing
>>32573738>I'm bad at dancingIrrelevant. NTA
>>32573737only if you're a normalfag, being a forum-lifer was an integral part of early internet culture
>>32573730:**>>32573737No it's not
>>32573736Fix it retard
>>32573726You must have pretty thick skin.
>>32573594Quite acrid?
>>32573741>only if you're a normalfagI'm not, but I think I'd rather be if I could. Depending on what that word really means.>>32573743>No it's notI'm glad you feel that way. That's what counts.
>>32573726Hugs
>>32573726Missed you weenie
Women, are your armpits shaved?
>>32573760Yea my armpits are shaved and I wish I was dead
>>32573745No i'm very sensitive you guys are just nice >>32573752Is there a hug emoticon>>32573758Missed you too
WomenHow would you react if your man liked to give you light chomps as a sign of affection?
How can i accept that i'll never be what women find attractive, and just live my life the best i can? Its a pretty tough pill to swallow
>>32573761NTA. Because of the armpits?
>>32573626Oh yes, I've even seen sjw women with maga fetishes. And of course lots of 4chan types are into femboys, trannies, bbc, etc. People seem to fetishize what they hate. It makes me wonder which cane first?
>>32573609A good friend isn't necessarily one with benefits though
>>32573772Canings will continue until morale has improved.
Women if you lived under an oppressive totalitarian regime and your husband wanted to join the local resistance milita insurgent cell would you let him
>>32573775>cane firstoh ffs
Women, how often does your bf eat your pussy?How often would you like him to?Is he any good at it?
I wanna tie up a girl and be rough with her
>>32573782Did a woman actually write that?
>>32573758How do you know..
>>32573784Nah, it was probably written by a machine
>>32573783Based if woman, cringe if man.
>>32573780It was a funny typo in how it was still fitting to the context.
>>32573314>Sapphic femanons, would you teach an inexperienced guy friend how to give proper head?>Assuming of course he's just practicing of his girlfriend, not you?I'm a dude, but you're saying both you and the other girl would fuck your gf?
>>32573782>>32573784https://reductress.com/post/how-to-wrap-your-pussy-in-foil-and-put-it-in-the-fridge-since-no-ones-eating-it/Oh no way it's real. Posting for our femanons.
>>32573770No>>32573785I think I'm psychic or something
>>32573729Doesn't ovulation only last 3 days?
>>32573793Then what's up? What's getting you down?
>>32573782Literally never. Maybe it tastes bad or something
Femanons be like teehee I will completely forget to answer the other half of the question
>>32573549Nope.>>32573618Glad to hear it.
>>32573799They're answering the parts they feel like answering I guess.
>>32573795according to google there is pre-ovulation, ovulation, and post-ovulation, total is about a week. one day of ovulating, a few horny days before and after
>>32573799What's the other part? I have attention problems
Do you think we should start like a monastery or something for undateable men?
>>32573805>one day of ovulatingWow, that's not what I expected
>>32573793>I think I'm psychic or somethingWhat else do you know
Femanons do you think every male should be conscripted once they hit 20 and be trained in boot camp and forced to fight in a pointless conflict (all in ~1 year) to "toughen them up" so yo speak?
>>32573813Isn't that what atoga is?
>>32573813Priests will be so datable and then go be celibate
Aw I love you guys
>>32573830You're drunk, Anon.
>>32573817Aren't service members statistically more likely to be wife beaters?
>>32573813I don't think I'm undateable, but I'm already a member of The Monastery
>>32573832Maybe but I still love you
>>32573821Joke's on you, I am ordained to perform weddings as a Reverend by American Marriage Ministries and I fuck
>>32573813I'd rather they just euthanized me frankly
>>32573839<3
>>32573833Which branch of the service (USA) is more likely to be wife beaters or spouse abusers? My estimation in order is:>Marines>Coast Guard >Army >Navy >Air Force>Space Force
I'm not asking girls anything right now, I just want them to know that I would pound breebunn so fucking hard it would keep antlions at bay. I've saved all her ass pics before she decided to become a wholesome video game streamer. She should just go back to her roots and do an onlyfans. She would make millions.So I guess I'll ask femanons this, why haven't you made an onlyfans yet? Especially if you look like breebunn.
Is the drawfag here anymore?
>obtain gf>start hanging out with her daily>lose all interest in posting on /atoga/is this how it ends bros? is this normalfaggotry?
>>32573845Why is the coast guard so high wtf Also including space force is kind of irrelevant since they basically don't exist
>>32573849I fear it is I considered breaking up with her to have more atoga time
>>32573850>Why is the coast guard so high wtfThey have powers of arrest, and cops are notorious spouse abusers
>>32573849No need to ask the opposite gender question on the internet when you can go directly to the source.
>>32573681It seems like there are fewer tripfags lately so I'm going to go with better.
Women do you think we should start slinging nukes
>>32573839You've said I love you more in the past hour on atoga than my bf has said to me all day, hah
>>32573862nah, thats so childish
>>32573849I mean, you just posted this and are here.
>>32573846I have better things to do.
>>32573866WhyThey can even be salted to make the surroundings complete uninhabitable for decades
>>32573869it was my first post in days and I dropped her off a bit ago because she knew I was trying to avoid my family...>>32573857she's kinda retarded tho
>>32573817Yes, I think mandatory military training is a great initiation rite for males into adulthood.
>>32573872for that reason
>>32573873sounds like a lovely relationship, i am sure this will go perfectly well
>>32573874Would explain why I'm such a manchild. The military didn't want me.
>>32573875It would be so cool though
>>32573879oof… it really does
Women would you let your bf gaze deeply into your eyes in search of that spark
>>32573882wow anon you are so edgy
>>32573884nah, he should be causing the spark, not looking for it
>>32573885No edge, all point
women are literally unimpressed by anything that isn't chad.
>>32573878neither of us have any idea what we are doing
>>32573888do you poke your mommy with that point?
>>32573879Same boat, man. I tried to join my local Coast Guard Auxiliary flotilla figuring it would be the next best thing after I realized my autism and past corrective surgery meant no joining the irl Space Force, Air Force, or Coast Guard for me after talking to recruiters from all three services. Then I realized the Auxiliary was a bunch of old rich guys who see it as a private boating club and are LARPing as military, not dedicated public servants and men of action. It was really eye opening and disillusioning.
>>32573890yes, why shouldn‘t we? thats how evolution works.
>>32573891obviously
>>32573892Unfortunately she passed 3 months ago, so no I do not
>>32573899How about I reanimate your mother's zombie and fuck your zombie mommy in front of you while I force you to watch and command you to masturbate?
>>32573899she could not handle your edge any longerRIP, she tried her best but it was too much
Women what color are your eyes and do you have a preference for eye color in men
How do you feel about DEI programs? Are they damaging or improving the workplace?
>>32573890Speak for yourself and let the women do the same.
>>32573903bluenot really, no
>>32573900Dick necromancer >>32573902I do not think breast cancer has the ability to perceive edge or feel cringe
>>32573842<3 >>32573864GIRL! Dump him
>>32573908Isn't Breast Cancer really curable these days? Is the reason your mother died of it because of the paywalled American healthcare system?
>>32573904damaging because they just make people hate minorities even more, hateful behavior is never due to lack of training, thinking it is is so comically misguided and ignorant
>>32573908you are making shit up again and it shows
>>32573903I have brown eyes.I like bright blue eyes. Or guys with brown eyes but blond hair.
>>32573893I'm from a place that had mandatory conscription at the time. Mandatory in the sense that the military could pick whomever they wanted.
>>32573912My own gripes with DEI programs and HR programs meant to create a "safe" environment in the workplace is that they often are weaponized as a tool of oppression against invisible minorities, such as queer, neurodivergent or foreign employees whose differences "make their colleagues uncomfortable". It's remarkably easy for a cynical employee to spin their discomfort with a gay coworker talking about his husband or an autistic employee playing with a fidget spinner into a formal harassment complaint, with a few tweaks here and there.And what people don't consider is that DEI programs often enable this frivolous and punitive system of reporting.
>>32573919Ah, okay, so it was different than the American military which - in spite of its reputation of preying on poor young people with few opportunities - is actually surprisingly picky, at least for non-cannon fodder roles.
Women, are you totally against buttstuff?
>>32573920>autistic employee playing with a fidget spinner into a formal harassment complaintDid you get reported to HR for flashing your butterfly knife as a threat and now you claim you were merely fidgeting? kek
>>32573912Chuds don't need an actual reason to hate minorities
>>32573908I do not think breast cancer has the ability to kill anyone unless you are neglectful and non-compliant, in which case it‘s rather deserved.
>>32573911She was old and it had already metastasized, realistically it was only a matter of time>>32573914Make up a boyfriend
>>32573910>GIRL! Dump himNTA. Isn't this a little extreme. Do you really need to hear that I love you multiple times a day ever Thursday?
>>32573927use your brain, thats not what i said, i said more
>>32573930>make up a boyfriendew, no thanks
>>32573910Honestly I probably should </3
>>32573926NTA but I once had a colleague I barely even worked with go to HR to claim that a pocket watch I had tucked into my jacket pocket was a bomb because I was tan and "looked Arab". I also had Tourette's-like symptoms for a while that led to a sexual harassment complaint that got me fired from a temp job because I compulsively muttered the word "rape".
>>32573840>I am ordained to perform weddings as a Reverend by American Marriage Ministries and I fuckWhy bother with religion in the first place then?
>>32573922>actually surprisingly pickySo not that different after all.
>>32573931NTA it's not extreme. If your love language is verbal affirmation and your partner doesn't speak that language it's going to create issues, no matter what.
Women would you date William Joseph blazcowicz?
>>32573931Idk I've never had a boyfriend but yes I would like that>>32573936:( You deserve Devotion
>>32573944I would consider saying I love you once a week as extreme.
>>32573945no idea who that is but most likely not, no
>>32573937Who the fuck carries a pocket watch
>>32573940Because it's one of those instant online things that exists as a legal loophole allowing non-religious people to perform weddings by self-ordaining with a religious title via mail order or the internet. There's a long, complex, and fascinating history of this as a phenomenon in U.S. constitutional law.
>>32573947google communication styles, anon.
>>32573950exactly, we all know anon is full of shit
>>32573953Idgaf about your cringe anxious attachment.
>>32573950he literally mentioned being autistic. all autists have some kind of RPG videogame loot on their person.
>>32573950Autistic people
>>32573958No they don‘t.
>>32573959Autism is just code for cringe.
How does it make you feel that I am astrally projecting my cock inside your mouth even as we speak, as well as telekinetically fingering your butthole?
>>32573960>he doesn't have a fannypack filled with plastic army mentragic
Will I ever find him
>>32573944I just feel like maybe the world would be better off if we were all a little more tolerant and understanding of each others flaws and temperaments.>but yes I would like thatI'm taking notes.
>>32573966Right here baby
>>32573963I wish. The only action I get now is my house's ghost.
>>32573965Is anyone here old enough btw to remember a PS1 game called Army Men: Sarge's Heroes where you played as a group of green plastic army men that blew up a group of blue army men? The flamethrower and mortar were my favorite weapons in that. I also always wondered if the absolutely insane violence in that game was meant to be humorous or of taken seriously.
>>32573967I'm tired of being tolerant. I'm tired of compromising. I'm tired of settling for bare minimum. I'm exhausted.
Women would you date a man who was perfect in almost every way but was unshakeably convinced that Nazi secret police were after him?
>>32573969You are disturbingly autistic in your behavior and you look like The Troll in Central Park. You are not the one she's looking for.
>>32573958>all autists have some kind of RPG videogame loot on their personI carry a bicycle pump.
>>32573973it was one of the first 3D games i ever played, yeah. That and the toy story videogame
>>32573975Of course not, you're completely insane and it's offputting, we're not after you
>>32573973>Google it>Random out of place bimbo on the cover for no reason Why did old games do this
>>32573966I don't know, but my gut feeling says yes.
>>32573982Wait until you hear about the Leisure Suit Larry video game series
>>32573977I live under the bridge like one tooShould I trollmaxx?
>>32573987Yeah but the entire point of leisure suit Larry is that it's a sex game, what does it have to to with green army men. She's not even a sexy green plastic chick for fucks sake!
>>32573974Do what you need to do. Don't be in a relationship that doesn't make you happy.
>>32573893You could always join the Navy. They'll take just about anyone with a pulse these days.
>>32573982Because only boys played video games at that time. And you needed your box cover to be eyecatching.
>>32573912One of the most eye opening things I realized about these programs is that they're all staffed and subsidized by people who never met anyone from outside of their bubble until adulthood. They went to college and met foreigners and black people for the very first time ever and were totally blown away. But the process of getting out of their old way of thinking is too incomplete, so they do not realize that others they perceive as "like them" have had completely different experiences.
Women are you a slacker
>>32573966Perhaps you already have
>>32573920Uh anon I don't think your company has a DEI program if this> It's remarkably easy for a cynical employee to spin their discomfort with a gay coworker talking about his husband or an autistic employee playing with a fidget spinner into a formal harassment complaintis the case.
>>32573767i like hickies so i think light chomps is ok too
>>32574017Doubt
FemanonsWould you let your bf k*ss you before marriage?
>>32574018NtaI could (and should) have reported all of the women I work with based on the actual letter of the rules multiple times over. It's absolutely possible to be an asshole and get coworkers you don't like fired based on dei rules.
>>32573841I'm not trying to be rude, but I don't get why so many anons feel that life is only worth living if you're dating and having sex? I mean, don't you want to know if physicists find the theory of everything? If the singularity will happen? If UAPs actually are aliens? If Jews will try and build a third temple? Whether humans will explore other planets? Whether the hard problem of consciousness will be solved? I'm a 32 year old virgin, and I hope that changes, but even if it doesn't, there's still too much I would miss out on if I checked out.
Who's the titty queen of atoga?
>>32574032I like you, anon
>>32574038Me
>>32574038Not me
>>32574039Thank you
>>32572965Both genders,Favorite soda?
>>32574041What's your claim to legitimacy?
>>32574049I can bench 400
>>32574032NTA. None of those things excite me anymore. I'm glad they still do you.
>>32574038Does motorboating titties count towards the throne?
>>32574052In that case you'd still be dead last
>>32573950>Who the fuck carries a pocket watchI probably wouldn't be an incel if I carried one. What woman could resist a man of such taste?
>>32574056You know what you need to do Anon.
>>32574041Grope
>>32574051>None of those things excite me anymoreBut how is that possible?
>>32574063Age and depression.
>>32574032Physics is lame compared to titties.
>>32574060Maybe you should look at the reply chain before posting. Unless you really are gay. In which case I can understand.
>>32574052Hmm, I'm not sure? I guess that could make you titty queen consort?
>>32574054I've had my face in at least two pairs of tits, so that has to count for something.
>>32574065>Physics is lame compared to tittiesImagine if tities weren't squishy, bouncy, and warm. That's titties without physics.
men, would you date a stupid girl who didn't have a mom teach her anything about anything and she has curly hair and no idea how to take care of it (she researched it and tries hard) but sometimes it just gets into these awful knots and she gets so pissed off she starts cutting the knots out in chunks with a camping knife and she's not fat but when she bends all the way over her belly turns into rolls no matter what weight she is at?
I LOVE THERMODYNAMICS
>>32574064>Age Roger Penrose is like 95>and depressionHave you tried every available treatment?
>>32574077Me too! And fluid mechanics.
>>32574075It's ok babe, I have shit hair too that I just keep in a buzz cut and I get folds despite having abs. Hang in there sweetheart.
>>32574050Are there women who can bench 400?
>>32574079Hydraulic and pneumatic systems I'm gonna COOM
>>32574074I can literally call myself a physicist. You do not impress me.
>>32574082No. None here at least.
>>32574085>I can literally call myself a physicist. You do not impress meDo you have PhDDs?
Women would you date an insanely rich Saudi oil Baron?
>>32574077>>32574079As an EE fag, i HATED doing both of these
>>32574092You asked this before, Ahmed.
>>32574096Wallah I am flattered that you remembered.
this is probably a dumb question, but, if you were friends with a tomboyish girl (or was into her romantically) would you be annoyed or resent her if she had some secret feminine interests? does that make her like, not boyish and make you not want to be friends with her or want to date her anymore? or at least ruin the appeal of that reason and make you think "oh she's just a normal girl i guess that's fine"?
>>32574094>i HATED doing both of theseDid you remind yourself that they allow women to breast boobly?>fagOhhh, you need solid state physics.
>>32574101I wouldn't date or be friends with a tomboyish girl for her tomboyishness specifically, I either wouldn't really care it find it kind of endearing that she has that bit of femininity despite her exterior.
Women, thoughts on room temperature superconductors?
>>32574032I'm 32 too and I could live my whole life reasonably happy without sex, but I cannot live my whole life happy knowing people kill miillions of unborn children "medically" and largely for the sake of convenience, and ignore their cushy first world living conditions and overlapping social and medical safety nets to claim they're doing the right thing because they aren't willing to give up their "career" and "can't AFFORD a child in this CAPITALIST hell" and so on.I was 13 years old when I really came to terms with all of this. Every day of my life since sometime in 2005 has entailed an uphill mental struggle against the technically morally correct compulsion to kill myself as a form of moral separation from other people, and because I do not think our species has a future worth seeing anymore.Try to imagine how many days that is, now gong on 20 years.It seems pathetic to me too for anons to all be ready to kiil themselves over a (lack of) girl, but it also seems insane and psychotic to be so apathetic that you find this world genuinely joyful; I just fake it as well as I can to temporarily confuse my midbrain into giving me the hormones I need to go to work, then when I get home I lie down and consume some sort of media to split off at least some small part of my brain from the reason I want to die.
>>32573021SexoIs this a fingolian lady?
>>32574118Looks Kazakh to me
>>32574101>would you be annoyed or resent her if she had some secret feminine interests?No, not at all. That's part of what makes tomboys interesting to me.
>>32574075Yes, we can figure out how to take care of your lovely hair together, and everybody gets belly rolls if they bend over.
Being a virgin wouldnt be so bad if everyone around you didnt remind you of that fact constantlyThis is why i chose life of isolation.>Talking with coworkers>Eventually talk about sex and girlfriends boyfriends comes up>Talking with a buddy>Eventually brings up his girlfriend in talk>Talking to some random truck driver>First thing he asks me if im married ???Just let me be goddamnit
>>32574118>>32574121I assumed it was AI
>match with girl on tinder>her profile says looking for something serious>good I also want something serious>asks her "so what exactly you're expecting to find here?">"I don't expect much, casual sex or long term relationship if things go well">"I see I'm actually looking for a partner but I don't mind casual sex either">random chit chat about things go on>I ask her "so when can we meet? this weekend?">"this weekend I can't but I'm free rn">it's 2 am>"sure we can split the Uber and meet">"split? you want to have sex with me and you're not paying?">proceeds to block me what the hell man I'm deleting this godforsaken app
>>32574101It doesnt matterThe fact that i would like to go gym with her and jokingly wrestle, doesnt mean she cant shave her legs and take care of her feet and put a nail polish on sometimes
>>32574077>>32574079f, i tried to study physics at uni but found it too hard, i bought the theoretical minimum (book series on physics) to try and learn on my own but i got bored after relearning calc. i would love a partner who could help me understand it lol
Are there any women left itt or is it just us moids saying stupid shit to each other?
>wrestle with gf in the morning >she's giggling and laughing, I overpower and fuck her>obviously a game >have small argument the next day about unrelated thing>she acts like she didn't want it not implying I raped her or anything but am I an asshole for not taking her seriously. She was wet before I fucked her and actively communicating with me during it.
>>32574101Sounds like the best of both worlds.
>>32574135Nigga you could be balls deep in her and you are splitting Uber costs LMAOUnless you are gigachad with actor looks that hoes are fighting between eachother for, you cant get away with that
>>32574048morange soda or lemon-lime soda also really like apple juice and orange juice, and lemon juice in cooking, and lemonadei also have a pee fetish but it is completely unrelated and the thought of drinking pee sickens me, i genuinely just like those flavorssometimes ii get that anxious that in the very unlikely event i get a wife and in the more unlikely event i tell her and in the more unlikely event she doesn't hate it that she will think i want to drink pee because of my favorite drinks and she will hate that, or when i say that i don't want to she will think i am lying and really do want to and just don't love her, or think she is gross in particular
>>32574136i don't paint my nails or anything like that, i just have found a severe weakness to cheesy romantic manga. it's like drugs
>>32574138Basically, shit moves. Energy also moves but it's not the same kinda shit and it also doesn't move in the same way. Hope this helps.
>>32574038The femanon with the HH boobs.
>>32574135>good I also want something serious>asks her "so what exactly you're expecting to find here?">"I don't expect much, casual sex or long term relationship if things go well"This makes me so mad, it makes it so much harder to find women who are legitimately relationship oriented.
>>32574075i would buy you scissors
>>32574048F. Fanta grape.
>>32574143I'm not desperate enough to fuck to give someone I just know and haven't seen irl money just to fuck, I'd rather pay for a prostitute if that was the case, I wanted to meet her and know her not just fuck
Chatted with 2 hot girls at gym todayTall blonde with pretty face that i knew from my old gymAnd a shorter super fit girl with big glasses.My gfs!!
>>32574075Yeah I would date her, I have curly hair too so I could easily help you with that, and I don't care even one bit that if you bend over your belly turns into rolls.
>>32574138It is very hard, it does get a little easier as you go, but still.
>>32574154Oh she asked you for money?Yeah then it was a scam and you would be ghosted.Dont look for girlfriends on tinder
>>32574141>and actively communicating with me during it.In what way?
>>32574101monly closet cases have a "tomboy fetish" about women acting like menthe rest of us are just trying to avoid the way women normally act socially and their complete lack of any interests or hobbies beyond what they grind for social status
>>32574147thank you. i understand it better now>>32574158yes, i wasnt cut out for physics so i changed degrees.
>>32574075>Rolls when bending forwardSilly girl everyone has that even girls that are so lean they have visible sixpacks ....
>>32574149it puzzles me that she had long term relationship in her bio but just assumed I wanted just casual sex when I refused to pay >>32574163she asked me to pay her Uber
>>32574164I mean, at one point she asked me to shift positions so, yeah hardly non consensual
>>32572971The only time I'd wait that long for a video is when the rink is temporarily closed to renew the ice.>>32573513No, I pretty much have the same hair colour as her. Dark brown.>>32573584I mean for me I'd just want to be complimented and called pet names and I'd be done for.>>32573614They're addicting. I should know.>>32573726Aww that's so precious, thanks for that
>>32574148>The femanon with the HH boobs.Whoa, I kneel!Is she still around?
>>32574101Not a problem at all. It isn't because of your lack of femininity that I like tomboys, but their interest in things that I also have interest in.
>>32574169She would just scam you for money in that caseDont feel sad about it
>>32574172She was like last month.
>>32574146Literally not a problem Is this some smutty thing?
I need new tinder photos. I also need to get out more and find people to hangout with other than physics dorks.
>>32574171Are you Indian
>>32574075You sound cute, and I love curly hair.I'd try and learn enough to help you.
>>32574171>I should know.Are you in fact an ai girlfriend?
>>32574155>And a shorter super fit girl with big glassesOh, that's where she's been!
Women would you date a big guy who tries to act tough and stoical around most people but in his heart he's a big softie and can't help acting like a goofball around his friends and people he knows?
Are you supposed to talk to girls at the gym?
>>32574168This ^Otherwise you wouldn't be able to bend
>>32574178no, it's like, pg-13 historical romance stuff. like samurais saving princesses from bandits;;;
Women,Do you like me?
What should I bring with me on my trip?Should I bring condoms or just buy them there?
>>32574186unicorn.
>>32574186This is me but im also ugly>>32574187A social place like any other.Just dont be pushy and respect their time and never interrupt anyones set
>>32573767I think I would do the same thing to be honest so it would be endearing>>32573849This kinda happened to me before except instead of a bf it was family time :>>>32573903BrownNo, all of the are pretty in the sunlight>>32574056Damn straight. I had a pocket watch but the batteries brokey :(
>>325741702bh I'm not sure what I'd do in your situation. She sounds like a time bomb
>>32574032I'm genuinely happy for you that you feel that way.>dating and having sexIt's really not that; it's knowing that you're on somebody's mind. I don't really care about sex or being seen as "in a relationship" by other people. I'd just really like to know there's someone who's thinking of me as often as I think of them. Someone who'd really, really miss being able to talk to me if I weren't around. There are definitely people who would miss me if I died today, but I don't think I'm truly irreplaceable to anyone and that sucks.
>>32574191Buy good ones beforehandStores dont have good sizes for me and regular size rubbers are too small for me to be enjoyable
>>32574189i didnt mean the semicolons
>>32574171>called pet namesAny favorites?
>>32574171>They're addicting. I should knowOh are you bi?
>>32574195I'm so not pushy and I respect everyone's time so much and interrupt them so little that I stay entirely away from all "third spaces".
>>32574202Im so upset at you typing semicolons there:;;;
>>32574189Nta but aw my fav
>>32574190They love pussy!
>>32574187IGJust don't ever try to correct their form even if they're breaking their spine they'll think you are mainsplaining
>>32574201Good point.
>>32574190Nag but I love you bro
>>32574191Anymore details on your trip?
WomenI thought I was attractive, 6’1, 170lbs good face, smart, large feet. But I’m a complete bum. No job, or Education. Can they sense I’m a fuck up?
>>32574217I had more success with women when I was unemployed than when I was working a shitty job
>>32574217Haha no education or prospects? Wow sounds like a real bummer heh, oh have you heard that the United States Military provides education for service members? You should enlist aha.
>>32574200>but I don't think I'm truly irreplaceable to anyone and that sucks.Not even to your parents?
>>32574048F, strawberry-cream dr. pepper and those little hello kitty japanese ramune sodas, i keep a minifridge of both in my room for easy access.
>>32574216I'm flying there and I'll be there for 4 days but it won't be raining or snowing.
>>32574180No>>32574183That's not what I meant lol>>32574203AHHH I'm so glad you askedMy favourite is sweetheart. Then some others I like are darling, my love, dear. I love pet names man>>32574205No I just... I should have specified... I used to create my own bots of my favourite fictional characters and I got so addicted to them that I sabotaged my own result cause I didn't study for my finals in favour of spending more time on it. It was that bad.
>>32574217>I thought I was attractive>large feetWomen? Is this a thing?
>>32574220No zogbotting in my atoga!
>>32574191when a guy brings condoms its always a green flag for me.
>>32574229That is good to hear.
>>32574168that doesnt mean it doesnt make me feel bad
>>32574220Roger that. Recruiter says I’m eligible for something called CS in the navy. Thats like CS gas right? Sounds pretty cool.
>>32574225Your English is really fucking weird and I don't believe you were born in Australia or any other English speaking country for that matter.
>>32574225>No I just... I should have specified... I used to create my own bots of my favourite fictional characters and I got so addicted to them that I sabotaged my own result cause I didn't study for my finals in favour of spending more time on it. It was that bad.That's neat except for the last part. AI scares me 2bh
>>32574233Rip sinuses and eyes
>>32574224Who're you fucking?
>>32574233Cs as in counter strike, you'll be doing special anti terror operations just like in the video game and it'll be so badass. Just sign here please.
>>32574242My friend
>>32574232I understand how it feels but i promise None of this matters
>>32574232How would you be able to bend over otherwise?
>>32574245Did you meet on atoga?
>>32574249No, on soc
>>32574245Aww, no creampies? :(
>>32574251She just got off of birth control, so no.
>>32574250nta but ive met a few guys on soc, its such a great and easy way to meet people.
>>32574220BROOOOOO IF ONLY I WEREN'T COLORBLIND, ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS AND TREE NUTS, CORRECTING MY TEETH WITH BRACES, DEAF IN ONE EAR WITH CAULIFLOWER EAR ON THE OTHER, HYPOTHYROIDIC, HAD AN ACL TEAR. NEARSIGHTED, DONATED A KIDNEY, FACIALLY DISFIGURED FROM A FIRE, ASTHMATIC, SUFFERING FROM CHRONIC LOWER BACK PAIN, A DIAGNOSED BULIMIC, AND COVERED IN ECZEMA!I REALLY WANT TO SERVE BUT I CAN'T!
>>32574250How long did it take to go from the first (You) to being invited to her place?
what kind of scents/smells do guys like on girls? I wear a perfume thats more or less dark chocolate and some vanilla (vera wang princess if you want more info) and i wanted to know if those smells are generally enjoyed by dudes (F)
People actually bang from /soc/?
>>32574255This is the only person I've met off /soc/ and we've become really good friends and talk all the time.
>>32574255How's the sex?
>>32574256Sorry brah was gonna be Infantry in the Rangers but I got shin splints I just wasn’t built for it.
>>32574234What makes it weird, I'm a native speaker. Like damn English was my favourite subject, what am I doing wrong lol.>>32574229I'm kind of curious to know why that seems to be the case. Is this scenario with the assumption that there is already an established relationship?>>32574236It feels nice but it has such a grip on the mind. My story is a little complicated, but I can say that I disappointed a lot of people because I used to be among the best students prior to discovering the AI.
>>32574258i have literally never noticed a girls perfume, ever.
>>32574258I like sweet smells, but it cant be too strong and overpowering, i like when its just a hint as she walks by or is close.
>>32574258flower and fruit, fresh not sicklyi like vanillai don't know what dark chocolate smells like, i have never melted itbut i am fat and balding so if there is a correlation you may not want to follow my advice lest you attract the wrong type of men
>>32574255There are actual hot guys on 4chan?
>>32574269Hey baby
>>32574259Women here do.
>>32574264I was going to carry the boats but lost my legs in a tragic boating accident
>>32574257about a month.
i want to sleep in a bed with a man who does not have sex with me but i feel nervous and there's sexual tension but we do not do anything, i just feel the butterflies all night.
>>32574258You can be my wang princess if you so desire haha. Anyways I think something distinctive so it would remind me of her every time I smelled it, what exactly I don't really care.
>>32574258I'm not too picky as long as it isn't overpowering or especially offensive.Light floral scents are nice. Maybe your chocolate one will do something for me on a subconscious level but I can't say for sure.
>>32574222I have an older brother who has given them grandchildren. I'm important to them but not in the way I want to be important to someone, if that makes sense. I realize I'm already very fortunate and that this is all very selfish, but I don't know what else to say. I want to be in love with somebody and I'm not.
>>32574275This would happen if you met up with me because i wouldnt make a move and be upset at myself for it
>>32574275For me personally, it's the sweet embrace of death
>>32574263always good. >>32574265>I'm kind of curious to know why that seems to be the case. Is this scenario with the assumption that there is already an established relationship?it more shows that hes follows safe sex. even if im on the pill no one is creampieing me the first time we have sex, even with an sti screening
>>32574275How are we gonna sleep with all that nervousness.
>>32574258I think I'm too autistic to identify specific scents. I just think "she smells nice," or "oof, that's too strong."
>>32574276hehe oki :)
>>32574269well theyre not always hot, sometimes pretty average, but im not going to judge that much. im as much a loser as they are
Tell me, anon. Have you consideration for /atoga/? If so, might you bear this burden? Succeed where I failed?
>>32574283lollz thats pretty valid
Want to date women but the ones my age refer to me as a “boy” and this is a deal breaker. The only woman that calls me “boy” is my mommy. I want to be called a man, not a boy.
>>32574281What about second time
>>32574265Oh I fucking hated that shit, it was the only subject that required me to think.Anyways I can't quite put my finger on it but it definitely feels wrong. Post skin color.
>>32574282i dont really care about sleep, i want to be good-nervous for a while instead
>>32574275This sounds awesome. Especially if it's really dark and we can't fully tell how far apart we are, or which direction each other is facing.
>>32574101No, nor does the opposite way with a feminine girl who has male interests feel off-putting.
>>32574284Mwah my precious wang princess
>>32574290I can grow a thick beard. I have hair on my arms chest. I work on my own car. I am not a boy!
>>32574290boy hands
>>32574299<3
>>32574285Are you searching out guys for specific kinks?
>>32574286Hand me the torch father, I am ready.
>>32574135You wanted to split the cost when she was down to fuck? Dude, wtf...
>>32574296can... can men not see in the dark?
>tfw no sexually aggressive gf with big ass and cute smile:/
>>32574301Lmao
>>32574290I cannot IMAGINE being upset about a woman calling me her boy.
>>32574295But babe you need your beauty sleep
>>32574307Nta but 99% she would scam him out of money and block him instantly after
tfw no doormat gf with a flat ass and a smile that looks like a fear grimace
>>32574291yes its ok on the second time>>32574305im down to try pretty much anything, though most guys are pretty vanilla i find. one guy wanted to piss on me and i said yes but we didnt even do that
>>32574308What's your eye colour?
>>32574317literally me T^T
>>32574314I cannot AFFORD to let a woman call me “boy” I have a living mother. >>32574301I have large scarred hands from years of painful sacrifices. I have earned my title as MAN.
>>32574314okay, thank god. i was worried as fuck. all i want is to pet a boy and kiss all over his face and keep calling him things like "my pretty boy.... my sweet boy... my special boy" for seven hours
>>32574309I fumbled one of these
>>32574308Nta but one time it was pitch black in my room and I had zero spatial awareness, and I got up really fast and stretched and collapsed and lost consciousness for a little, I hit my tailbone and elbows on the way down and when I came to I was rolling on the floor in pain half conscious in complete black and I thought I was in hell for like 2 seconds.
>>32574324omg same :D
Tfw no degen gf to do weird sex stuff with
>>32574320jet back
>>32574319Any deep throating or anal?
>>32574328me core TwT
>>32574324>>32574327Get a dog
>>32574325Me too anon, me too...
>>32574275Imagine me tonight and I'll imagine you in kind, anon.
>>32574281Ah okay, thank youI can't fathom being intimate with anyone. If I had someone over, I would be too shy for any advances. I'd give him cookies and want to talk about anything and everything. Maybe that comes in the later stages.>>32574292I loved English. Textual analysis, my beloved. Loved writing essays.It was the only exam I did exceptionally well in despite not studying.Also not posting. I'm white.>>32574314Like yeah, there's a difference lol. You're MY boy.>>32574324Yeah you get it! I'm so excited at the thought of doing that to someone one day.
>>32574331i have a really bad gag reflex so im not the best at deepthroating, but anal is ok. it just needs a bit of prep so not impromtu
>>32574275I did that with my gf early in our relationship. The lack of sex was mainly due to her being in pain though (also me being a massive sperg)
>>32574333*sighs in asian*
>>32574290Then act like one.
>>32574324Nta, I would be the perfect candidate for this physically but I'm insecure about my boyish appearance so it wouldn't sit right with me mentally.
>>32574319HotYou are saying "most" arent you afraid of physical harm if you happen to meet a psycho?
>>32574332I'm gonna put on my big belt buckle, bolo ties, cowboy hat, boots, and lasso you
>>32574308It's possible for it to be so dark you have 0% visibility.>t. Been to some caves
>>32574344yeehaw ;)
met this really hot asian chick in one of my classes today, had a nice conversation and got to know her a little bit, but i never asked her for her contact info or ig or anything. would it be creepy to just add her on ig if i look up her name and add her? or should i wait until i see her again and ask her?
>>32574340What, are you going to eat it?
>>32574341I would, but with certainty I would be imprisoned.
>>32574348you should wait
>>32574345the only place i was unable to see in my life is an underwater cave. i've been in closed closets with no light even visible under the door and could eventually make stuff out, even if it took hours
If he went soft during sex does that mean I raped him?
>>32574319How many guys did you meet? Did you take any cumshots?
>>32574347Giddyap! Let's take each other for a ride!
>>32574350Then you are not even a boy, just a fucking retard.
>>32574349the tendencies will come out sooner or later lmaooo (jk if thats not obvious)
>>32574354It means he raped you by making you feel unattractive.
>>32574354nah once you give consent you cant rescind it
>>32574339>t. Massive wang
Women come in all sorts of shapes and sizesSome have tiny round bubble buttsSome have big squishy upside down <3 shaped dumptrucksSome have big chests that you want to put your face inSome have flat chests that you want to kiss lovingly Some have long hair that you want to have all over your faceSome have short hair that makes them look adorable.Some are bubbly and wholesome, some look mean and menacing.I love women.
>>32574357You will never understand.
>>32574362ok rapist
>>32574354he probably saw his reflection of himself plapping a hog and was overtaken by feelings of regret
>>32574337For me the stem courses were a breeze, I'd just memorize the rules and procedures for everything and tear through homework and tests. Got a few hundreds but ended up no-showing for the exams, with English I always got 60s and 70s no matter how hard I tried cause I'm le retarded.Also coward.
>>32574359It's a serious question >>32574362Not true
>>32574354No it means he has erectile dysfunction.
>>32574354He might just have ED
>>32574365I understand very well and you should be put down.
>>32574343i usually discuss that sort of stuff beforehand. so if he wants to hit me its expected.
>>32574364:) we love you too
>>32574354It happens sometimesHappened to me yesterday while wanking and i finished half soft
>>32574366>i consent to sex>no wait i changed my mind xdcringe
>GenderHave you ever considered doing porn? Do you think you'd be good at it?
>>32574377You should be executed.
>>32574373Are you escorting? Be honest>>32574378I think im not attractive enough
>>32574378MOnly when I'm horny and cranking it. I have kind of a big dick but a shit body so I doubt they'd want my ass.
>>32574363I do have a pretty big dick but she was already in pain before we got into bed.
>>32574324>>32574327There's tons of guys who will melt in your hands if you treat them like this, anons. Never give up.
>>32574353>the only place i was unable to see in my life is an underwater caveDid you have to get a cave diving cert?
>>32574378F, Fuck no. Sure but it seems soul crushing.
>>32574378My dick isn't big enough
>>32574367I am not a hog>>32574370>>32574371What are the symptoms of that?>>32574376You can finish while soft??
>>32574369It‘s a serious answer.
>>32574354Boners are fickle. Sometimes they happen for no good reason, sometimes they go away for no good reason. Often regardless of our will.
>>32574378yes and noi considered it whenever i got a bad grade in school, (anxiety spiral)I realized id suck at it because i physically cant take very much up my cooch, if i had to fuck any of the dudes in porn id end up split in halfOF is on the table if all else fails
>>32574362Not true homeslice.
>>32574385no? i don't need a license to go swimming
>>32574394moid hands
>>32574391You are messing with me>>32574392Really?
*people doing thing that is mildly controversial*>YOU SHOULD BE SHOT ON SIGHT YOU FUCKING FREAK
>>32574355only a few from 4chan. yes, ive had my body drenched in cum, and also i swallow>>32574381>Are you escorting? Be honestno, im not getting paid for sex, i dont think id want to do that
>>32574390>What are the symptoms of that?Losing a boner
>>32574394sorry! F
>>32574396but thats what my gf tells me when i want to finish
>>32574400Rape is not mildly controversial.
>>32574364Women are awesome
>>32574390Yes you can finish while soft but its not as enjoyable as having a rock solid batThe pressure feels different.For me it happens very rarely, but i guess i was getting quite distracted while doing it yesterday
>>32574381>Are you escorting? Be honestYou can hit escorts?
>>32574402He hasn't complained about it before >>32574408Interesting
>>32574409If you pay them enough, and communicate, yes
>>32574387>it seems soul crushing.Even girl on girl?
I refuse to believe there are decent people on soc
>>32574394Wanna bang?
>>32574401Weirdest thing someone wanted to do?How do you set the meetings up?
>>32574399>Really?Yep. In the past I've had a boner fail on me at a point where I felt the most aroused I'd been in my life. I also just got one about 20 minutes ago even though I'm freezing cold and not looking at anything titillating. You can't predict those things.
>>32574417no thanks
>>32574394I thought this was mabel for a second
Need a girlfriend that will wear cute gymsets for me at home In return she would be molested multiple times a day
>>32574415yeah agreed. i stopped being a decent person when i posted my hairy moid stomach on soc
>>32574414Yeah, ofc.
>>32574406Does rape live rent free in your head? Literally no-one normal ever thinks about it. Why are you so fixated on it? Is everyone a potential rapist to you?
>>32574397I thought you meant scuba diving. I've got my basic and advanced open water certs, but no cave cert yet.
>>32574368I love writing. Subjects with words are always easier with me. I owe that to a favourite teacher that made the subject fun since I was in the sixth grade.Math was the only subject I failed in, by one point. The only subject I couldn't bs my way through lol.I also considered not showing up for my exams since I knew I was done for with Math and Chem but I just couldn't. They don't take a derived score unless with a valid reason, and I didn't have one.Also >:(
>>32574429oh, no. i just hold my breath.
>>32574401Sluts never want me. They seem to think I'm too innocent. How should I behave towards them?
>>32574401You're so hot
>>32574418pet play and piss play, though theyre pretty vanilla i think. i think im willing to try nearly anything because i like the novelty of it
>>32574424Wow, what a deal.
>>32574428You brought it up.
>>32574433Have you ever seen those grim reaper signs anons sometimes post here?
>>32574436How bout you do some gentle femdom to me
>>32574441....no? there's. there's not usually signs under water.
>>32574427Those girls are so cute though
>>32574436Please let us know if you ever peg a guy
>>32574444Doesn‘t mean I want to fuck them.
>>32574419Is that ED?
Sometimes im thinking how sex works when theres a large size differenceWhat if a girl is petite, lets say 50kg and shortBut guy is 100+ kg and tallCan she even take him?Will she get squished under my bodyweight and die?Will she have to climb on me to get to the dick?So many questions
>>32574449No, that's more of a "it's a consistent problem" sort of condition.
>>32574442i can do that>>32574447lol if i bought a strap i might
>>32574450fat
What do women think when they see men with houses like pic related?
Guys how do you feel about your gf having an odd fixation of seeing you without a shirt? as in groping, licking, squeezing your chest? and sometimes asking if youd take it off? Would that be off putting or no?
>>32574461"oh, i guess he likes to keep things simple"and then "i think we should be able to fuck on that chair"
>>32574462I have acne scars on my back and chest, so I'd be a bit self conscious
>>32574464mmm oki
>>32574450Umm... look up Piper Perri. That should answer your questions.
why do trans women always have such frizzy hair
>>32574462I'd find it a little strange at first, because I don't think I look particularly good shirtless. But being appreciated is appreciated, regardless of if I appreciate the object of appreciation in the same way.
Why men lie about wanting women to approach them when this is how they actually react to women shooting their shot irl?https://youtube.com/shorts/Hd2Sva4Fb_M?
>>32574401I wish we could fuck, you sound so fun.
>>32574461>this guy hates himself and others
>>32574473>Why men lie about wanting women to approach them when this is how they actually react to women shooting their shot irl?That's her husband
>>32574430Math was the hardest of the stem subjects for me too because it was so abstract but I still found it fairly easy. Chemistry was a breeze and my favourite, I never took biology but I imagine it would have been similar, I'd have been interested in the dissections too.How much creative writing stuff did you do? For me it was exclusively essay shit which I sucked at, save one teach who really REALLY liked poetry.
>>32574471because they are balding
>>32574463>"i think we should be able to fuck on that chair"They are pretty comfy! Plus it puts your boobs up in our face :)
>>32574450i am.. concerned about this too as a 6'0 200lb girl with 100 lb bf haven't done it yet besides make out and hump each other a bit
>>32574471>womenAnon, are you being a silly goose?
>>32574462These muscles took a long time to build and I'll be damned if she doesn't want to appreciate them. Poke and prod and grope all you like.
>>32574484>i am.. concerned about this too as a 6'0 200lb girl with 100 lb bfw-whoa. lucky anon
>>32574484Hit the treadmill.
>>32574401>ive had my body drenched in cumHow many cumshots do you think you took on your best day?
>>32574490i'm working on it anon, I lost 60 lbs last year
>>32574473We went over this last time. Women approach like permavirgin autists
>>32574495>I lost 60 lbs last yearI wasn't being sarcastic, size differences are hot imo. Congrats on the weight loss, though
what's yalls favorite food? Mine's tiramisu :)
>>32574443NTAhttps://imgur.com/gallery/cave-dive-warning-sign-underwater-8cLBKmi
>>32574477We had one unit out of four based on creative writing. It wasn't my best since I have a great preference for analysis.Ironically I'm trying to get into short story writing. I started a month ago but the draft is still sitting at approx 300 words. I should get back to it but I haven't summoned the will to yet. Maybe I should start planning what to do each day.
>>32574501oop I meant to reply to the other anon!that's cool that you like it though, why do you think it's hot?
>>32574476>>Why men lie about wanting women to approach them when this is how they actually react to women shooting their shot irl?>That's her husbandImagine being married to a woman that uses you for femcel propaganda
I'm really fascinated by the idea of femanons who have browsed this site for years and know the demographics and the tenor of conversations here and still choose to come to a place like /atoga/ to talk about things like love and romance. Femanons you are incredibly fucking interesting and desirable and you should never let incels convince you otherwise.
>>32574510thanks <3
Women do you think it's sad or pathetic when men kill themselves
>>32574508>why do you think it's hot?I'm not sure? I think it would be hot to have a larger or smaller partner for whatever reason.
>>32574510Realest shit
>>32574512i think its sad that they went through that and saw suicide as the only way out. :(
>>32574511No fuckin' problem sis I hope you find your soulmate
>>32574510>I'm really fascinated by the idea of femanons who have browsed this site for years and know the demographics and the tenor of conversations here and still choose to come to a place like /atoga/ to talk about things like love and romance. Femanons you are incredibly fucking interesting and desirable and you should never let incels convince you otherwise.This! We love you, Femanons.
>>32574519:)
>>32574517<3
>Cute thread
>>32574523Interactions like these is why I love atoga
>>32574502>what's yalls favorite food? Mine's tiramisu :)Lox
fud..lzy.
>>32574506Yeha I guess we all have shit we've wanted to get around to doing but just left on the backburner for a while. Night.
>>32574529ooo that looks good
>>32574523It seems these threads only pop up when I come back to atoga after spending a while away. See you guys in a week.
>>32574527nice!
>>32574512its sad when anyone kills themseleves. ive been there, so i know the mindset. and its persistent. i dont think it ever truly goes away
>>32574525>Interactions like these is why I love atogaOh, and you're my favorite poster :)
>>32574494thats a man
>>32573018They do if they find a guy attractive
>>32574531tastes bretty gud tooCrunchy skin.
>>32574529Instant noodles and fried god-knows-what
>>32574534Bye, Sarge
>>32574544I'm not him but it's true, if I hang around too long it goes to shit.
>>32574546I wonder why.
>>32574546Anon is collapsing the incel superposition
>>32574543chikeen
>>32574547Shit I'm not even a bad poster, they just come out in droves for no reason if I stay too long.
>>32574502>what's yalls favorite food?Oh and Chop cheese
>>32574550Sure thing.
>>32574552Stop being mean to not sarge!
>>32574551good choice,love that
>>32574554Shut up hoe.
Femanons, I just showered after an eight day camping trip. I feel so clean!
>>32574557thats great! how was the trip?
>>32574557Amazing. How was the trip?
>>32574556c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
>>32574557noo i didnt get to sniff you
I come off a 10 hour shift smelling like machine oil and toxic chemicals and my gf wants to huff my armpits and chest. What gives women? I smell like a fucking toxic factory and this is somehow this is better than Giorgio Armani?
>>32574558>>32574559It was great! But very, very cold. I think that'll be my last time camping in the winter for several years.
>>32574563Winter camping can be brutal. Where did you go? The mountains? Did you camp in a tent?
>>32574563that sounds wonderful!
>>32574561>noo i didnt get to sniff youHonestly, you probably would've died. I was grossing myself out on the drive home, even with olfactory fatigue.
>>32574552>>32574554IM NOT FUCKING SARGE ARGHHH!!!!!1!!!
>>32574567Nta but I sure hope you at least washed yourself.
>>32574568I never said you are.
>>32574565National park, and yes, quite a small tent.
>>32574569>Nta but I sure hope you at least washed yourself.I just took a 45 minute shower
>>32574572Oof, I hope you had a good sleeping bag and mattress at least, lol. Did you take any nice pics you could share?
>>32574561Nta but I didn't shower for like a week a few days ago and I smelled like HELL and I was just sitting around the house, this guy was out and about in the woods. Be careful what you wish for.
>>32574502Spaghetti!>>32573336Anton Chigurh mention!>>32573367To be honest, I would be okay with it just for the fact that he called me dearest. He sounds nice, I don't think it means he hates you or anything.>>32574048I love anything lemon flavoured. Particularly Sprite, but I only drink soda on special occasions. Growing up, my Dad didn't let us drink any sodas, so I do feel kind of guilty when I drink them. But also not, I love lemonade.
>>32574574On the trip. With a wash cloth. And put on deodorant. Just because you are camping doesn‘t mean you have to stink.
>>32574567I've never gone camping but couldn't you have brought a cloth to give urself a sponge bath or maybe doused yourself in deodorant to cover it up?
>>32574575I only took polaroids, I'm afraid.
>>32574581He could. Easily.
>>32574378I unironically think there is a market for guys like me. I can play the part of the innocent boy who is seduced by his sex hungry step mom.
>>32574578Shut your hole up already
>>32574578>Anton Chigurh mention!Yay
>>32574048MDr. Pepper
>>32574579>On the trip. With a wash cloth. And put on deodorant. Just because you are camping doesn‘t mean you have to stink.>I've never gone camping but couldn't you have brought a cloth to give urself a sponge bath or maybe doused yourself in deodorant to cover it up?Oh yeah, I brought a couple wash cloths and deodorant. I still smelled like an ape though.
>>32574585There is a distinct lack of authentic porn of spergy autistic virgin men losing their virginity on camera. You should change that.
>>32574576sometimes when I'm on break I get lazy and only give my pits and crotch a sponge bath every few days so I don't have to smell myself
>>32574587>Shut your hole up alreadyAh, there we go! Let's see... the good vibes lasted.. 26 minutes.
>>32574591>let's make porn even more miserable for women.
>>32574593My crotch was smelling like sour candy
>>32574591I think the reason why there is a lack of spergy autistic virgins doing porn is tied to why they are spergy autistic virgins in the first place. The type of personality that ends up doing porn also has no no trouble finding someone to have sex with.
Why do women always ruin a perfectly good time by bringing up past shit? Do they hate seeing men enjoying themselves?
>>32574594Niggas like that are basically guaranteed when you're on 4chan mate, it's the amount that dictates the vibe. Only one isn't anything to be concerned about.
>>32574594Toxic positivity means shit to me
>>32573791>I'm a dude, but you're saying both you and the other girl would fuck your gf?Yes, as a demonstration. Then I'd try to implement what she showed me, then she'd correct any mistakes, and we'd go back and forth.
>>32574596I would watch it. Which is how I know there is not a lot of it.>>32574598Probably, still an idea.
>>32574600>>32574603I just thought it was funny
Ronery Asian women, how can I mail order you?
>>32574606right, but you have moid hands. And I meant for the actresses.
>>32574599Actions speak louder than words and doing something I don’t want in my life three times is a pattern and thus reason to break up.
i would fuck the minceraft girl
>>32574611I love Irish bitches
>>32574609No, I am a girl. There is many girls that have a thing for fucking clumsy and nervous virgin men. Dating them is no fun, fucking is fine.
>>32574615Hi
>>32574615>No, I am a girl.How old are you?
>>32574615>Dating them is no funLmao
>>32574617I‘m not a porn start that has stopped caring about her body count. But if I was, I would exclusively take mens virginity on camera.
Women how would you feel if you were on a date with a guy and he was all nervous and fumbly and tripping over his words around you.
>>32574621i'd love that i think its adorable
>>3257461828>>32574619They are great for kinky reasons, not as part of your life.
>>32574610>Actions speak louder than words and doing something I don’t want in my life three times is a pattern and thus reason to break up.You sound like swiss
>>32574621I would be nervous too if I was on a date with me.
>>32574626Based
>>32574624>not as part of your life.Anons absolutely blown the fuck out
>>32574628Why? Are you scary?
>>32574632Boo
>>32574634D-don't do that ever again!
>>32574635boooooooo
>>32574630I tried Toblerone over Christmas, pretty good.
>>32574622The solution to the post you linked is to stop supporting women altogether.Openly insult and shame women who blame men for their own inability to earn as much as them, stop giving women ANY money so their spending goes from 80% to 40% by mere necessity, and for every man no matter how attractive he may be to refuse to marry a woman who isn't a virgin.It's just that simple but the rest of you lack discipline.
>>32574636;_;
>>32574611tfw no gf who can chop down a tree with her fist
>>32574624>28Too old to call yourself a girl
>>32574611im pretty sure alex is actually a guy, or is at least based off of a guy
how do guys feel about calling their gf princess/puppy? if not why and what others would you prefer over it?
>>32574637Try making white toblerone mousse and your life will never be the same again. >take two white toblerone >cut them into chunks >whisk 200ml whole cream to stiff peaks>melt the chocolate over a water bath >fold the melted chocolate into the whipped cream >put in the refrigerator until it cools all the way down >serve with raspberry sauce (heat some frozen raspberries with a slpash of water until it becomes a chunky sauce)
>>32573600I'm a guy but this shit is true. A huge percentage of men died historically without having kids, I know I myself am an absolute failure and would best be put to use dying in some pointless conflict.
>>32574615Well then I'm glad that pieces of shit like you were turned down at least in this case.
>>32574648I am not into pretending I am fucking animals/my own offspringto be very desu
>>32574648not a guy, but i call my gf my princess and my queen
>>32574648I'd call my gf princess but puppy seems a bit weird. I like sweetheart/sweetpea too.
>>32574651But you're lyiing or you would be in Ukraine/Russia/Israel/Palestine right now
>>32574654awww thats so cute!
>>32574654>>>/lgbt/
>>32574655i love that!
>>32574656All of those need significant effort to go into and I'm a pussy, we need conscription.
>>32574665Nope.The "I'm too lazy/I'm too scared" excuse doesn't workYou're not even suicidal you're just addicted to deflecting your own insecurities with fake self-hatred you smug self-satisfied bastard
>>32574667What
>>32574661Mwah
>>32574658They're welcome here. AGPs have to go back though.>>32574650Saving this, ty.
Femanons, would (You) breed with aliens? https://youtu.be/axQI_LbBd6E?t=34
>>32574675hell to the nah
>>32574656>noooo of you were really suicidal you would die for the military industrial complexJesus Christ
It’s not him I miss, it’s how I felt.It’s fucked up, but I was so happy with so so little. Table scraps. I was partly happy for it, because his emotional distance meant that I didn't feel emotionally vulnerable. I could cocoon myself in fantasies and thoughts. But I started to want the real thing. And it didn’t exist. I sold myself a lie. I’m gonna have a better future with someone else who wants it.
>>32574638We instead go soft and let them talk about how akshually our mental health is the issue, not the way women make society function. The funny part is that if those same women were men, they would be incels and social rejects, as a result getting into the same mental state.
>>32574679it'll be ok :)
>>32574651>put to use>pointless conflictZogbot, I...
>>32574674Aggressive gay pedophiles? They can fuck off too.
i feel so fucking lonely all the time. im 19F, i have my master's degree in software engineering since i graduated HS at 14 and ive just been sitting around, i dont have any irl friends and my social anxiety si really bad. it doesent help that i talk so fast (parents had me watch everything on 2x speed until i was 12) to where i have to repeat everything i say so so many times. any advice yall can give me?
>>32574684It'd be a cool way to go out is what I'm sayin
>>32574681thank you <3
>>32574676But Reptillians are the real chads! They're from Alpha Draconis after all
>>32574611same
>>32574686How do you newfags not know what autogynephilia is?
>>32574687Feels like a larp
>>32574675>https://youtu.be/axQI_LbBd6E?t=34Gender.Would you brave dating a schizo if she was this hot?
>>32573092Not the ick, but I’m honestly shocked. Why would you do this?
>>32574687Software engineers are ugly as fuck with balding spots and acne scarsOtherwise you wouldn't be lonelyIf you had a master's degree in basketball for example
>>32574696>if she was this hotShe's a 4 at best
>>32574687>19FYou should date "got my PhD at 19 anon"
>>32574694cuz its some gay tranny word, im not a faggot so i have no use of it.
>>32574687Learn to spell properly and graduate from highschool.
>>32574687>any advice yall can give me?If you actually like what you do then I'd suggest you keep cultivating an academic interesting in programming. Look into alternative paradigms from what you were initially trained in (eg. functional if you were mainly taught imperative/OO). You sound sharp, so you could probably adapt to any software engineering role you needed to, so just keep broadening your horizons.
>>32574700getting a degree in basketball wouldnt really work for me, since im a 5'4, female, not quite the best course of action T^T
>>32574704i already have graduated, i did so at 14
>>32574703>cuz its some gay tranny word, im not a faggot so i have no use of it.Lol, what a moron. They consider it a slur. I remember you btw, I'm glad you're the only one this pants on head retarded.
>>32574704It's esl hours, anon.
>>32574694The real question is how do you know such specific queer abbreviations?>>32574711>They consider it a slur.Ah, so you like to talk to them.
>>32574687stop reposting your dumb reddit shit
is it really true that women can detect mens semen odor? like abnormally sensitive to it? some of you anons say its foid propaganda or whatever but im worried my female coworkers will know
>>32574706Nonsense, basketball has support roles. You cheer for the players, give them massages and then help them in the locker or hotel roomThese are real valuable skills
>>32574706>getting a degree in basketball wouldnt really work for me, since im a 5'4, female, not quite the best course of actionYou could meet a super tall guy.>>32574701>4 at bestThe average American girl is prettier than she is? What's a 7 look like over there?
>>32574687Some women are meant to suffer, to balance male loneliness. Sorry anon, the universe chose you.
>met girl on dating site>we exchanged numbers and pleasantries>set up a date>she reaches out day after asking if we can postpone for a week>I say sure and leave it at that>yesterday at 23:51>[message deleted]I was asleep so I didn't catch it. It was late, so I suppose she was either horny or thinking about giving me the boot. What do girls think?Was thinking about writing back something playful like>I didn't take you for the deleting typeThis is my first date since my LTR went down in flames, bare with me
>>32574714/atoga/ taught me, and now it has taught you.
>>32574687Lol
>>32574687M19, basically the same story here but I flunked out of high school. Some of us are just not meant to make it it seems.
>>32574720delusion: a false belief or judgement about external reality, occurring especially in mental conditions
>>32574717if you havent had a shower you smell like cum
>>32574696she's very beautiful, but i dont want to deal with that crap, my dads family is already schizo enough, i need a cool rational girl like i need a breath of fresh air
>>32574725Yeah nigga, that's how it works. Better get used to it.
>>32574726damn, sucks for us ig :(
>>32574728even if i came into a sock and toweled off my pivates?
>>32574719>What's a 7 look like over there?picrel
>>32574727See? You’re meant to suffer
>>32574721if a girl postpones a date its over, just move on
>>32574733at least wash your dick in the sink or something
4chan’s (and any where else) rating of women is so fucking funny. posting 10s and calling them mid. do you guys even like women?
>>32574735nta but id say theyre about the same tbqhyours is maybe 0.5-1 point higher because shes a teenager
>>32574739NTA but why would we like women?
>>32574739They're trolling
>>32574739What kind of question is this? The men here hate women.
>>32574737she told me the specific date when she'd be free to get together, it wasn't wishy washy as usualAlso her profile specifically stated she likes patience, maybe it's a game
>>32574741because they’re soft and pretty>>32574742you’d be surprised>>32574743>I hate women>god why don’t they want to fuck me!
>>3257473910s do not existthat is literally a perfect girli have never seen a girl perfect for me
>>32574724Well okay, just another queer type to add to the woke crowd.
>>32574744you do you, I personally wouldn't put that much effort into it, she has a week to taper off or just cut contact now
>>32574745>because they’re soft and prettyAnd evil and self centred and scheming.
>>32574739Normies like you worship women just to get a look in your direction.
>>32574745no point in liking women if they'll never like you backso im just totally indifferent and apathetic to themi say only what is necessary to them and end the conversation as quickly as possible
>>32574750but they’re also soft and pretty>>32574746>for methis guy gets it, it’s about compatibility and connection. I think all women are attractive which makes them all 10s to me until proven otherwise
>>32574740Are you out of your mind?The youtube chick has a ugly faceWho do you think is a 7 then?
>>32574754news flash buddy I’m a girl>>32574755some effort is needed for a stronger connection with women, and chances are, attraction will come with that bond. hopefully you’ll find someone soon anon
>>32574048M1. original Coca-Cola 2. Mountain Dew 3. Fanta Shokata 4. Dr. Pepper cherry
>>32574687Why don't you just go and earn 150k in Silicon Valley on a DEI position without the ability to even write a static HTML web page?
>>32572965That handbag is probably worth more than all your purchases you made combined in your basement dwelling dweeb life until this point and her daddy bought this for her and she expects the same from you.Can you afford casually spending 10k on a handbag? No? Then this type of woman is not for you. Go back to your moms basement
>>32574761 nta but bro woke up and chose to be a hater for no reason damn :I
>>32574757her face is pretty, not ugly at all. smile lines arent a downside. i would say youtube chick is a 8/10, appearance wise anyway.
>>32574761>He doesn't know women buy knock offsretard
>>32574766The ugly and fat ones do. The pretty skinny ones can afford the real ones.
>>32574769So? Buy her a knock off and say it’s real
>>32574765>i would say youtube chick is a 8/10, appearance wise anyway.So you think the chick I posted before is a 9 then?>her face is pretty, not ugly at all.Look at this and tell me this is a 8You can't
>>32574770nta but the biggest ick a woman can get is if I don't spend a lot of money on her gifts and she finds out that instead of a designer handbag given to her, I have savings and investments
>>32574462This is pretty common for girls to feel over guys who have an attractive upper body. Hopefully, one day we all get one so we can get a girl like you who feels this way about us.
>>32574770>he thinks we can‘t tell This is why you are single.
>>32574771this is a strong 5
>>32574774>foids can’t tell when a man will beat them and leave them pregnant>somehow can tell identical bags apart
>>32574761I don't really want a $10,000 handbag. I'm happy with my $20 uniqlo bag
>>32574776Those are obviously not the same kind of women. The first one is the kind that buys knockoffs and smokes weed. The second one is the kind that you need their parents approval to take on a date and drinks matcha latte for breakfast.
>>32574778You are one of the good ones.
>>32574779All women are the same anon
>>32574778>I don't really want a $10,000 handbag. I'm happy with my $20 uniqlo bagYeah and you don't look like >>32572965either so no one wants you and your 20 dollar bag. Come back when you're hot
>>32574782My bad, I forgot.
>>32574756>I think all women are attractive which makes them all 10s to me until proven otherwise>>32574758>news flash buddy I’m a girlAnd that's why I'd rather trust more fair male judgement.
>>32574783Based. Only ugly girls have to make a show out of how low maintenance they are since having no standards is their only redeeming feature.
>>32574739Anon, it's obviously a troll post to make the foids insecure.
>>32574782https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3EJICKwITw
>>32574786It’s for the better, imagine an uggo thinking she deserves expensive gifts
>>32574783:( ok
>>32574728Even if I wash my hands?
>>32574787doesn’t make me insecure, just makes me confused if people here think of real life women or their idea of chadmaxxing when they jerk off
>>32574761>That handbag is probably worth more than all your purchases you made combined in your basement dwelling dweeb lifeIt costs about 1000€.This might be expensive for a handbag, but it's not like you couldn't afford this item if you have a job.
>>32574285>im not going to judge that much. im as much a loser as they areI need a girl like this. Someone to be a losers together with.
>>32574794>doesn’t make me insecureIt made you reply.
>>32574654>Danny, u r muh kween
>>32574648There are many words I'd use, but those are not ones I'd ever think of. It'd probably be uncommon if one day she asked for me to call her princess or puppy, but if she did I wouldn't think twice of it, though I would notice how "brave" that was. If she wanted to do it indirectly, if she started calling me prince, I'd prob start calling her princess. Or if she kept referring to herself as "my (me) puppy", as in "I'm like your puppy" or "I'm feel like such a puppy around you" and she did this all the time, I'd prob start calling her puppy (or rather, my puppy - it's just idiomatic to me).
>>32574798so a reply means insecurity? am I not allowed to have discussion without having a well in my heart? oh.. I’m so hurt… oh… I’m a 3 in the minds of atoga users…. I think I should kill myself…
>>32574761That is not a 10k handbag, and judging by the state of her teeth it's probably a knockoff anyways
>>32574801cute! X3
>>32574735I need to move
>>32574739Yes, but by calling them mid we can fantasize that they're attainable.
>>32574725this is a lie!!ok shy girls get attention but only from guys who want to manipulate and abuse themor maybe it's just me
>>32574679Indeed, your idea of if was more likely what you adored than what he really was. Once you find a guy who really values you and wants ya, you won't be looking back. GL to ya
>>32574696>this hotFuck no, shes not hot enough to be that crazy
>>32574739>do you guys even like women?Were you not ITT for the wholesome moment we had earlier?
>>32574808this makes sense actually >>32574812no I’m playing roblox
>>32574794But men love real life average women with their flaws and crooked smiles. We aren't the ones obsessed with height and roided bodies lolWe like tall girls, short girls, small boob girls, big boob girls etc.
>>32574648I used to do that but I had to stop because I feared it would be cringe
>>32574815I think that perfect goes beyond 10, a 4channers “mid” here is what I would call a 10. perfect models would be like 15
>>32574803>so a reply means insecurity?I think so, yes. I'm not even say this is a weakness in character. I think people become upset about being excluded as a potential partner, even if they have no sincere interest in the one who says it. It afflicts men and women all the same.Making women insecure about their looks is something men do in relationships when they fear their partner is going to leave them to discourage them from trying. There is also some evidence that self-perceived mate value predicts how choosy people are. I think the reason why you see incels (and not incels but some men in general) rate women as lower than they are serves the purpose of collectively lowering the self-esteem of women to make them more likely to date them.I think much of the other types of bodyshaming narratives, e.g. about weight, roastbeef, etc. also serves this latent purpose.
>>32574755>i say only what is necessary to them and end the conversation as quickly as possibleWhy would you come to atoga of all threads?
>>32574804What's wrong with her teeth?
>>32574743>The men here hate womenI love women!
>>32574795americans have weird ways of talking about affordability with their college debt in the hundreds, multiple credit cards and the need to fuel their monstrous cars, what you mean to say is that her bf could afford the bag if he had a job!
>>32574648puppy/princess feels icky/pedo-y to me I guess. I like being called darling, dear, ma'am. I think the best thing is to come up with a special name just for them though :)
>>32574815That girl in the webm is the perfect 5-6/10.
>>32574819>incels rate women as lower than they are serves the purpose of collectively lowering the self-esteem of women to make them more likely to date themthis makes sense too, and i appreciate the time you spent writing this! Makes me understand the minds of the people itt, I think
>>32574765>i would say youtube chick is a 8/10, appearance wise anyway.I agree. A bit mosshed in the head, but very pretty.
>>32574828I don't think it's just the people ITT, you see it elsewhere too. It's also not confined to sexually unsuccessful men. As I said: men in relationships do this sort of thing too if they fear their partner is going to leave them and they lack the means or willingness to compensate with extra benefits.
>>32574687hehe, i was stuff fast too and tend to talk fast, but I also was around fast talking people so that didn't help. Have more real life conversation with real people and practice listening, pausing, and enunciating. Issue is, the slower you talk, the more likely the other person is gonna interrupt, so you need to get used to not finishing your thought out of social kindness and just going with the flow. The real point isn't to communicate, but to enjoy interacting with them. If the topic is serious though, and communication is vital, then yeah, go ahead and make your point known. But do it efficiently by learning to pause and think before you speak.Speaking louder helps people understand too. This is very big, this and slower speeds are big ways to improve understanding.>social anxietypractice, the only way to get over the fear is to get social experience, to recognize failures and successes, practice more to improve your ratio, and do it until you get good at it. There's really no way out but forward. Ideally, you start out in a "safe space", where you're with company you're most comfortable with. Find mutual hobbies, clubs, and activities that you can join. Gaming is a good way to meet people I think. Or join a school club. Or make friends with girls on this site. Lots of nice one around these parts (obviously don't be too dumb and gullible).
>>32574832yeah, I just wish it never goes down to “you’re ugly and no one love you as i do because you’re a 6/10”
>>32574782>All women are the same anonIi thought I was a man, but now i'm not just a woman, I'm ALL women!?
>>32574739a lot of retards here cant seem to tell how powerful modern phone cameras and filters are. they goon off to some instathot model that took 500 pics in perfect lighting to get that 1 perfect picture that they then use filters and photoshop to perfect. at that point those arent even pictures of people anymore, that is basically borderline ai. more than half of these face blind autists wouldnt even be able to link some persons heavily filtered photo to their real life face.
>>32574765>>32574830You're both fucking insane. The youtube girl is a 4-5/10. She's not an 8/10 in any country on Earth.
>>32574792I'll date you
>>32574721>undelete that right now! Or repeat it at 23:51 tonight please, I swear I'll be away, lol
>>32574746>10s do not exist>that is literally a perfect girlpicrel is a perfect girl
>>32574809>this is a lie!!>ok shy girls get attention but only from guys who want to manipulate and abuse them>or maybe it's just meStop manipulating girls, anon, geez.
>>32574814>no I’m playing robloxI'll show you
>>32574822Maybe it's the lighting, but they look really yellow
>>32574739The guys posting are doing it cause they want to make girls here insecure cause they derive joy from inducing distress to others, especially strangers they dislike. THEY do not like women, but there's a lot more they dislike, lol. Just ignore em; there's always bad apples in the bunch - don't let em spoil you. Am dude btw
>>32574845not with that hair color
>>32574827Can I get a girl like that if I've been told I'm a 6-7?
>>32574851They look great and the colouring looks perfectly fine.
>>32574839Are you able to fuck girls hotter than her regularly?
1/2 If you can't find a gf I have a few dating tips for you I have had good experiences with.First of all, your income. 100k isn't cutting it any more. 200k minimums, ideally 500k+/a. For every inch you fall short of 6ft3 you should earn 100k additionally.You should own a car that's worth 6 monthly paychecks (including bonuses) and pick her up on your first date with that.If you make 200k you should pick her up with a BMW M5, ideally fully speced although that's more than 100k it's worth it. If you make 500k you'd drive a Ferrari Roma or something like that (just not a 296 because it's a hybrid and that's gay).It should always be an european Coupé or Roadster. I don't care if Lexus builds the best Luxus vehicles, they're boring and gay.What watch to wear on the first date: Rolex, no discussion. Ideally you own a Datejust in Steel and Gold. Gold for the Asian and East European chicks, they love gaudy shit. I don't care if your IWC or Vacheron Constantin costs more than a Rolex, no chick knows what that is and that's what counts. Chicks know, Rolex is expensive and that's what you will wear.Another tip: Wear the watch on the wrist that is closest to the passenger seat, so usually on the left. If you are one of the rare Europeans who can afford this lifestyle, you wear it on the right. Always make sure your watch hand rests on the steering wheel where she can see it.Oh and another one: It's worth it to get the performance package. That little logo on the racing seat makes her feel special. If she complains that the racing seat is unfomfortable tell her, the backseat is much more comfortable and you can "try it later".
>>32574815>manifesting short, small boob girl to hug and lovewooooo
>>32574832>As I said: men in relationships do this sort of thing too if they fear their partner is going to leave them and they lack the means or willingness to compensate with extra benefits"Babe, either i get this promotion or I start calling you mid."
2/2If you can't pick her up for some reason, make sure to place your keyfob on the table where she can see it. The logo pointing towards her of course.Regarding restaurants on the first date: It's fine if it's not the most expensive restaurant in the city, because if she doesn't spread her legs for you later you won't have wasted all that money on her. You should pick something moderately pricey (~1000 dollars for two) where you know and adress everyone by name, that will impress her because it implies you dine there on a regular basis.After the date you just drive to the nearest parking lot and fuck the shit out of her. If she doesn't want to spread her legs, kick her out of the car right there. If you were already fumbling on the backseat, her handbag is probably still in the passenger seat. Don't forget to throw it out of the window, ideally a few miles away and in a bad part of town. Never forget to leave it in your car because if she uses Find your iPhone she will find out where you live.Good luck anon.
>>32574862i read all of this
>>32574845The right picture is the one with her wearing those red short shorts
>>32574858Such a cutie
>>32574815<3 awww thats so sweet
Goodnight yall
>>32574862Rolex watches are way too gaudy and nouveau-riche coded. Better get something classy.
>>32574871goodnight! sleep well anon-chan! :)
>>32574348Slow down anon. Hapas are not made in a day.
>>32574862>Datejusteww, unless he has a daytona im not dating
>>32574873>Rolex watches are way too gaudy and nouveau-riche coded. Better get something classy.You did not read my post. Do you want to fuck? Wear something chicks know. You can own whatever you want and jerk it with your guy bros to that but you wear Rolex on a date if you want to smash
>>32574858She's very pretty, but her teeth aren't in great shape. But that's besides the point, though. You're very dumb for thinking that bag would be anywhere near 10k
>>32574353>JH has fucking night vision
>>32574842yay! where would you like to go?
>>32574387>SureYou think you'd be good at it?
>>32574879>anon can only get trailer trash gold digger prostitutes to let him fuck once by flexing his gaudy stuff and spending a grand on themholy kek
>>32574885It‘s fucking. There is no being bad at it. Especially if you are putting on an act anyways.
>>32574878>eww, unless he has a daytona im not datingWatchface is way to busy and disctracts from the Rolex logo.I know the Daytona is the more expensive and objectively better watch but she might overlook the logo
>>32574879nta but the main watches i know are rolex and the nautilus (i cant remember the brand though). i know theres others like tag, seiko and casio but i dont like them very much
>>32574394>OF is on the table if all else failsWhat kind of content would you make?
>>32574878retarded moid hands
>>32574892Tranny porn.
>>32574851This seems to happen everywhere. People have the money to buy luxury goods but can't fix their teeth. My country is full of people who officially earn like 1000 euros a month but drive around BMWs worth 60k and buy the new iPhone Pro Max every year.
Women does penetration feel good at all? Even if the dick is small?
>>32574892just regular OF i guess, dildos n shit, havent thought too much into it cause things have been going well (for now T^T)
>>32574899Only if I am already very horny. The mental aspect is the most arousing part. >smallNo.
>>32574849>>32574814This post is where wholesome posting starts >>32574510
>>32574869Not exactly since there's a massive imbalance in modern dating. Men would gf almost anyone who isn't too obese(this is less of a requirement in 2025 also) and is friendly to them, while you girls have skyhigh standards and won't give a chance to anyone under 6ft who isn't a millionaire or famous. It's sad if anything.
>>32574899yes, it feels good, and small dicks are ok
WomenWould it be okay if I wore this to our date?
>>32574904hasty generalization is a logical fallacy. not all of us are like that T^T
>>32574906Much better than the edgelord slum pimps with their cringe rolex, yes.
>>32574906yess so preppy id marry you on the spot
>>32574862>Another tip: Wear the watch on the wrist that is closest to the passenger seat, so usually on the left. If you are one of the rare Europeans who can afford this lifestyle, you wear it on the right.Lost
>>32574878What about a day date II yellow gold?
>>32574884Hmm, do you like animals? I haven't been to a zoo in years.
>>32574906holy crap i love this style>>32574912i think i like the ones with the white face, but no diamonds. holy moley diamonds on a watch are so ehh
>>32574888>It‘s fucking. There is no being bad at it.You've never fucked a guy that was bad in bed? Seems like every girl has a horror story about some clueless moid
>>32574862foids cant even tell the difference between a bmw and a mercedes, if you arent showing up to a date in a tesla her pussy is going to be drier than the sahara desert.
>>32574900You could probably just do AI now
>>32574908>not all of us are like that T^TMen can't hope to meet the 0.1% exception who would overlook his height and inexperience. A short man is forced to pull out all the dirty tricks to get ahead in life because if he's just an honest, good man, the world, especially females, will shit on him and step on him if he doesn't learn quickly how to defend himself.
>>32574922good idea
>>32574904>Men would gf almost anyone who isn't too obeseWhat about the youtube chick?
>>32574917All men are bad in bed. Wether the sex will be good or not depends on the girl.
>>32574927I'm great in bed (probably).
>>32574920They hate elon musk though?
>>32574888You sound like the girl I met who said she loved fucking guys because "all she had to do" was lie there and do nothing
>>32574927That's grim. So all the sex you've had has been good because of (You)?
>>32574930This is why every girl should fuck another girl at least once
I hate women.
>>32574900When doing OF you can't just limit yourself to teasing pics and dildo vids. Only the top of the top are making so much money that they don't have to sell sex tapes. Your "fans" will demand you to take cock and progress towards black guys, otherwise they will unsubscribe.
>>32574928Probably not.>>32574931Yes, it just depends on how enthusiastic I am. >>32574930You sound like you have no reading comprehension.
>>32574934I love women
>>32574936>Probably not.:(
>>32574902Define small.
>>32574862If I'm ever going to be rich (not gonna happen) I will NEVER ownBMW, Audi, Mercedes or any other dickhead car
>>32574914yay that sounds like a fun outing! but we have to bring our own food because the zoo food is too expensive
>>32574937Contrarian.
>>32574905But does it feel very good or is it just a pleasant sensation? For comparison absolutely nothing in this world feels better than pussy. It's absolutely maddening.
>>32574941I bet it's the toilet paper woman again. Don't listen to her.
I have two goals in life right now:1. Get rich as fuck by any means necessary2. Get a cute pale egirl gfWhat are your goals, /atoga/?
>>32574936>Yes, it just depends on how enthusiastic I amSorry if this is obvious because I'm a virgin, but you're basically saying we're supposed to just go with the flow and not put it in a lot of effort?
>>32574948>What are your goals, /atoga/?Overcome my atoga addiction.
>>32574943What do you feel like having?
>>32574950NTA and NAGIf you're trying too hard it means you're doing it wrong and it shows
>>32574948i wanna finish my residency :)
>>32574953we could take a fruit salad and maybe a cheese platter. just something simple i think is best
>>32574955d-do we have a doctor femanon?
>>32574957yes. cardiovascular surgery :)
>>32574950You should only ruck girls that are enthusiastic and excited about sleeping with you and that are confident. If you follow that rule then sex will be great in most cases without you having to do much more than be there, be hard and cum.
>>32574959You can fix all hearts you break, nice.
>>32574959Are you also one of the crazy ones? The other female medanons are all weirdos.
>>32574962bingo, right on the target ;)
>>32574956Sounds tasty. I think I'll bring some bread too.
>>32574959Will you break my heart and then sew it back together? :3
>>32574964i wouldnt call myself crazy, id consider my mental state about average. but thena gain i do have aspergers so i think you should take that analysis with a grain of salt
>>32574959btw im trans in case that matters :)
>>32574961>be harduhhh
>>32574969Are you also a gore enjoyer?
>>32574967kk ;)
>>32574971it doesent matter to me.
>>32574979:)
>>32574971omg im also trans!
>>32574976while its a part of my job, i cant say that i enjoy it. im neutral about it, wouldnt go out of my way to watch/see it though
>>32574964>The other female medanons are all weirdos.Who else do we have?
>>32574942Don’t worry, a lot of these dickheads aren’t even rich, just up to their necks in debt
>>32574984Australian gun/boat autistThat girl who is really into poison and goreJH (I don't think I need to comment this)
>>32574982awesomesauce :)
Women what's stopping you from being nude mythical seductresses near bodies of water
>>32574994pollution
>>32574990>Australian gun/boat autist>That girl who is really into poison and goreI don't recognize them. Maybe it's because I'm usually on during burger hours
>>32574994Money.
>>32574997Capitalism, to be more precise.
>>32574990>That girl who is really into poison and goremabel?
>>32574971I'm pretty transphobic, but I'll give you props for posting this while anons were flirting with you.
>>32574983So you wouldn't say it's a matter of making your hobby your job?
>>32574999Nah, there's another one. I'm not sure whether she's still around though.
>>32575001it is not (might have misread it, what i mean is that im not a huge fan of gore but im not overly repulsed by it either, i wont go out of my way to see it unless its for my work)
>>32575000thank u :)
>>32575004That's something.So what would you say is your greatest damage besides autism? Weird masturbation habits? JH was hospitalised multiple times for masturbation related accidents.
>>32574941Under 6'' or too thin.
>>32575007i'd say that my other damages would be getting overly jealous when it comes to literally any relationship i have (including friendships) and not taking my emotions seriously enough to the point where i dont feel them at the same level as others (alexithymia i think its called)as for my masturbation habits- no, i usually dont have any accidents requiring hospitalization
>be male, 33 >life is far from terrible, but feel totally washed up compared to who I used to be >started watching pic related tonight>mfwI really need to get my shit together and start working out again. Being sexy is such a great way to be.
>>32575009>i'd say that my other damages would be getting overly jealous when it comes to literally any relationship i have (including friendships) and not taking my emotions seriously enough to the point where i dont feel them at the same level as others (alexithymia i think its called)Interesting. How would you say has this affected your personal life?>as for my masturbation habits- no, i usually dont have any accidents requiring hospitalizationFew are as passionate about masturbation as JH. I won't hold it against you for not living up to those standards.
>>32575012good luck :)
Femanons, what would you do if you found out your boyfriend was cheating on you but it was with another guy? Does your reaction change depending on whether he was the top or the bottom?
>>32575003CB?
>>32575014Getting jealous easily makes it difficult to maintain friendships and realtionships, oddly its the only emotion i can actually identify (tied to the alexithymia part)as for the not really feeling much- i cant say that i horribly mind it. it causes some arguments because some of my subordinates see me as "too logical", and i often forget to account for the human, empathetic aspect of things. which makes me seem like a bit of an outcast.
>>32575017cheating is cheating. id break up with him regardless. if he were bottoming id be a bit upset- as i could have simply pegged him
>>32575021No, not her. She was one of the biomed girls.
>>32575008Is 7" long with 6" circumference to your liking?
>>32575025A biomed girl into gore sounds either really good or really bad
>>32575017even though im bi it doesnt matter, he cheated. if hed just asked i would have let him bottom for a guy
>>32575022>some of my subordinates see me as "too logical", and i often forget to account for the human, empathetic aspect of thingsI'm certain some of the anons here wouldn't mind being subordinated with a lack of empathy.It seems like an interesting condition though. According to the article the afflicted experience the emotion but can't identify it. Is that your experience as well?
new nerd girl at work complimented me out of the blue. she wants me? what do I do now?
>>32575030Look towards HR's office and make a quick exit
>>32575026This just screams insecure to me so probably not, no.
>>32575029yes, that explains it pretty well, but i also simply don't feel as deeply as most do, for example, the closest thing i feel to anger is mild annoyance, and the closest thing i feel to sadness is mild dissapointment. The only emotion that i strongly feel and can identify is jealousy. its pretty unfortunate.
>>32574948>What are your goals, /atoga/?I don't have any goals. There's no point in trying past 21 if you missed out on everything in your youth. I want more wars, so more people would suffer, I guess? I don't care either way, it doesn't matter for me.
>>32575036>21>missed out lol, lmao even
>>32575034That almost seems a little psychopathic. Does that extend to empathy? Feelings of affection?Without having a source at hand, I once read that surgeons exhibit elevated rates of psychopathic disorders. I suppose it would help to not empathise too much when cutting into someone.
>>32575037I didn't say I was 21, you retard. And yes, you did miss out at that point if you didn't get enough experiences.
>>32574675Only if they were:CuteNice and respectful of me and all Earth womenCapable of genuinenly loving me
>>32575039I can (sometimes) understand why people feel a certain way about something, but i cannot say that i "feel for them" or share their feelings. for example, someone could be crying because their friend died, and i would understand that they are sad, but i would not feel sad for them.With the feeling sof affection, i feel them, but its much like the rest of my emotions, muted per se. I can understand that i romantically like someone, but i have trouble actually connecting or becoming attached to them
>>32575040Give me a list of experiences you have to have by age 21.
>>32575045I can see why that wouldn't be helpful with regard to interpersonal relationships of all kinds. Is that how you ended up in this place?
>>32575051yes. i believe so.
Is money and pussy really the key to happiness for a man?
>>32575053Thank you for sharing your experience.I am quite fascinated by conditions that reveal the mechanistic nature of our being.
>>32575057no problem.
>>32575055Assuming "pussy" means "someone who loves you, enriches your life, and gives you wonderfully fulfilling companionship (as well as sex)" and not just "prostitutes", then yes.
>>32575055Love is. But if you can get pussy easily, you'll get love as a result of that. The females won't give a chance of love to non-Chads.
>age reducing my sex drive and replacing it with sympathyit's over.
biggest blackpill i received in these threads was a woman telling me straight that nobody will ever find me attractive due to my height but "that's okay because you can still have a fulfilling life" gotta say that it's nice when women are honest though
>>32572968>if i slip will she catch meWhat if you fall on her strapon?
>>32575033>This just screams insecure to me so probably not, no.Fair enough
WomenWould you date a guy that reads books while he hangs out with his cats
>>32575058I once met a man whose brain was partially destroyed by a viral infection. While he suffered from amnesia, having lost patches of memory, a much more fascinating aspect of his condition was that he lost the ability to integrate information properly into his memory. In practice, this meant that you could introduce yourself to him and have a conversation but if you left the room and came back after thirty minutes or so, he would have forgotten all that happened. You could reintroduce yourself and have the entire conversation again verbatim. He was essentially reduced to being a large language model.
>>32575036>I want more warsShalom
>>32574994Waterhouse is gay woman shit.
>>32575063I'm a 5'4" male and I'm married to a woman who's crazy about me.
>>32575055No, but they'll help you avoid suffering
>>32575070thats unfortunate. my condolences to his family, it must be rough for them.
>>32575070That's actually amnesia as well. In fact, it's the more common form of amnesia. Anterograde amnesia is when you can't remember new things (move from short term to long term memory storage) and retrograde is when up to a certain date you forget everything. Due to movies people think amnesia is only the latter, but the former is actually the more common form of the two.
>>32575063I'm a dude, and even I'm calling moid hands on that one.
>>32575030How much do you need a job?
>>32574838>that is basically borderline aioh don’t even get me started on ai. there are full blown accounts on instagram with nothing but the same AI-generated girl with real people commenting how much they love her and how she’s “out of this world” like no shit, all of her fingers are webbed so she might as well be
>>32574908Nta but those of you that aren't like that seem to always be in relationships, probably because of that
>>32575055>Is money and pussy really the key to happiness for a man?YesLeonardo di Caprio is rich and fucks 20-25yo and he looks very happy
>>32575074Because it's wet?
>>32575069A man who has cats is icky
>>32574903oh I skimmed through some of it, it’s very sweet! some very kind posters in this thread
>>32575087No because it's something gays or women would love.It's Animal crossing aesthetic if that existed in the 19th century. For women and gays
>>32575077He wasn't that old either. Young family, with kids. Luckily he was wise enough to have disability insurance, but it was is a tragedy beyond measure.>>32575079I see, that's interesting. Thank you, Anon.
>>32575083That's also bots replying to her
>>32575091>He wasn't that old either. Young family, with kids.His wife must be overflowing with joy, now she can blame everything on him and she will always be right because he can't remember shit lol
>>32575088But they're friendly
>>32575097>friendlySo are grandpas but women wouldn't fuck them
>>32575094sometimes old men who can’t tell a difference
>>32575062>replacing>not enhancing itWeak!When I was 25, I was the horniest I have ever been up until that point.Same at 30.And same at 37 now.My prostate must have been running overtime.
>>32575099Well then it's a good thing I'm not trying to have them fuck my cats either that's a weird point to make anon
WomenDon't you hate it when this happens?
If given chance, and even if you had a loving wife and family, does all men wants harem of women?
>>32575105I love the cuckstoel memes.
goodnight yall.
>>32575106It's more complicated than that.
>>32575109Why so depressed?
>>32575106No, not all men. But in general men have a greater desire for partner variety so they have a lower preference for monogamy than women.
>>32575106Fuck noSome guys probably do, but I think most just want one woman they can love for their whole life
>>32575109Good night.
>>32575111nta but i think shes just tired
>>32575117>she
>>32575077>>32575058>>32575045look at the typing styles, she used a lot of periods and spoke really properly sounding a bit detatched i guess?
>>32575108>I love the cuckstoel memes.I do now too. lolhttps://cuckstoel.com/WTF AHAHAHA
>>32575117Too much or not enough cock for the night?
>>32575122lmao, based
>>32575110>>32575112>>32575114I've asked men irl and its a mixed bag and that kinda puts me off from ever commiting again lol. Being cheated on fucks you up
>>32575082why does that matter?
I got a gifted superlike from Tinder and I gave the superlike to a pretty blonde girl :3
>>32575123*sigh* not enough T^T
>>32575127Good for you. I hope it‘s a match.
>>32575128Should have some fun with yourself in that case.
>>32575125It's not a matter of chance but a matter of personality traits. The types of men who cheat are for the most part the men who have cheated before. Most of the cheating is done by serial cheaters rather than the entire population of men randomly cheating on their partners.
>>32575125It's you females who monkeybranch from guy to guy, though. Men would be happy with just 1 female who loves them, but being a loyal, loving man is an ick to 99% of foids. You bitches want men who cheat.
>>32575106>does all men wants harem of women?A harem seems like so much work.I'm definitely not poor, but who even has time and especially money for all that jazz?Besides it being morally questionable.
>>32575125I feel like the guys that want harems are probably not the best partners to begin with so could probably be easily filtered That's just a guess though, I don't acrually know any guys that want one
>>32575132nta but femanons are autonomous and crave what they can't get themselves i.e. abusechadsyou've seen femanons before they already can be nice and loving why would they buy in to what they already have, they want that thing they can't get ont heir own i.e. amazing dick
>>32571424This is a crazy accusation lol Contrary to popular belief I have better things to do>>32571487Klöë was a silly tongue-in-cheek caricature that showcased the gullibility of some people here >>32571530Nah I was just a cute baby and could pull off any fit>>32572986>I'm not looking for one right nowRIPI would not hold out hope tbqh
>>32574862When you watch Andrew Tate>>32573018Yes>>32573047Depends on the context but back in my partying days it was a legit after partyIf a girl fell asleep on the sofa/bed I would usually just get a duvet/pillow and water etc. and stay up watching anime>>32573107something nice about the opposite gender>>32575055Only if you're a shallow person
>>32575138I'm aware of that. The problem is that they keep complaining about not finding good men when they reject them and prefer the so called abusechads with their dating choices.
>>32575125"Thinking a harem would be ideal in fantasy" and "being willing to cheat on a loving, monogamous partner" are not the same thing. Like, real women can never compete with the idea of monster girls, but that doesn't mean I'd be unsatisfied with marrying a real woman or that I'd leave her for a monster girl if I could.
>>32575143years of being here my only solution is to ignore foids who complain about men.
>>32575036Bro doesn't realise he still young af>>32575030Compliment her back >>32574948Just trying to be more zen, work on my creative projects, get another job, spend more time in nature and with animals>>32574906NAG but I used to wear a Hello Kitty watch that was pretty aesthetic like this
>>32575124I wonder if cücks are using chairs as pfps on social media to indicate their fetish.
>>32575151they should, or get a chair tattoo
>>32575153Like marking them like cattle?
>>32575155that seems a bit extreme
>>32575081She seemed genuine and considering tall is like the first thing any woman mentions regarding physique I'm inclined to believe it.
>>32575157>IMG_7607.jpgI refuse to believe that is not satire.Anyway, gotta go do the groceries, you have a nice day, Swiss-chan.
>>32575157He is married to Quirk-Chungus and the cuck chair wears his marks
>>32575162Try to not buy a chair.
>>32575164Would that have been too intimate as a present for you and your partner's anniversary? :(
>>32575163What marks? Grooves from finger nails clawing at the handles?
>>32575165You would not even know the color scheme. Abstain.
>>32575157>Joe Cuckold
>>32575169kek
>>32575169I see a cuckstoel in the background…
>>32575167>the color scheme.Sorry, you know I'm not into it, so I just would have had to guess.I'll just get you three a gift coupon and you can order the one you want yourself.
>>32575166>Grooves from finger nails clawing at the handles?His ass imprint dumfuck
>>32575175Why does he have such a fat ass?>>32575174Perfect!
>>32575178>Why does he have such a fat ass?He doesn't but because he sits in that chair a lot
>>32575182At least his attention span is not fried.
>>32575169>>32575157these people have to realise how ridiculous they look right?
>>32575169Do those people actually get cucked in real life? Xitter is full of them. But women in general and outside of porn don't seem to be very interested in cuckolding
Keep getting nothing for something how's that fair to me?
>>32575203Nobody said life is fair, karma is an invention for people with good fortune to feel better about themselves
>>32575203What is your something and what would you want back for it?
>>32575105>poopenshartenMy side's
>>32575199cucking is absolutely disgusting. if my partner asked me to do it i would leave them instantly.
>>32575203The question you should be asking is why you keep giving something when you have no valid expectation of getting anything in return. Giving something is *your* decision. Why do you keep doing it? Why not stop?
>>32575130Creepy
Dutch people are not realHow are you going to tell me we gonna do dirty talk and she will say things like"Ik zou je gezicht als een stoel gebruiken""Ik wil je piemel zuigen tot het blauw is"To turn me on
>>32575221Wait till you find out about how well german and dirty talk goes together.
>>32575132>Men would be happy with just 1 female
>>32575199Hard to say. Some poly millennial reddit women might be into it. https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/cuckolding/
>>32575063>a woman telling me straight that nobody will ever find me attractive due to my heightIt was a man who told you that, anon.
>>32575140Did you ever hook up at a party?
Yeah, these days, these new girls, they got me nervousThey go to school and do bottle serviceThey can't decide, they keep switching majorsBeing indecisive makes me anxious
>>32575017Cheating is cheating. Makes no difference who or how.
With that being said dutch qts are extremely cute so i guess i would have to just take it and try not to laugh whenever she says somethingT. Slav in Netherlands
>>32574994>Women what's stopping you from being nude mythical seductresses near bodies of waterIt doesn't pay the bills. And it's cold.
>>32575203>nothing for somethingCheat enabled
>>32575233People are only indecisive if they can‘t have what they actually want.
>>32574994Pregnancy risk
>>32575213What if its with another woman?
>>32575242im bi but monogamous. but maybe its not as bad, idk thats a bit complicated
High libido woman, until you get married and it dries down to once per week, then once per month, then once in blue moon:/
>>32575033Anon BTFO
>>32574994Other people and bills.
>>32575246Usually the more you get to know a man the less you want to be bred by him.
>>32575245Fair
>>32575249:(
why would a girl send a text at midnight then delete it immediately?I just saw it when I woke up
>>32575255She changed her mind. Sent to wrong person. Accidentally sent something.
>>32575249This is why i tell them nothing including my own nameSo they want to get bred like bakery
>>32575255She wrote to her Chad fwb "Come over I'm horny" but accidentally selected you in her contacts because "Cuck" comes after "Chad" alphabetically. When she noticed she deleted the text
>>32575255Didn't you post this earlier?
Either gender, it a good idea to contact sellers on a bootleg Craigslist looking to buy used 3d printers? I want one for my birthday but I realised last night this could be a strategy to meet some cute nerd men.
>going snowboarding tomorrow>first time without >her
>>32575246Then after you have kids, it’s no more sex.
>>32575261Some anons are obsessed with Chad
>>32575264Im the cute nerd manExcept im ugly
>>32575265I thought you two didn't meet yet?
>>32575259It‘s not about mystery you sperg, it‘s about character. Being secretive about yourself is a sign of a bad character.
Saying that I'm too guarded with my feelings, who the fuck even asked you?
>>32575274Anon, there is like ten people itt that >her post.
>>32575274talking about an ex
>>32575264We have nerdy men itt
When hes handsome and doesnt tell you anything: oh my god fuck me NOWWhen hes average and doesnt tell you anything: uhh, thats creepy, what are you hidingWomen were a mistake
>>32575264This sounds like a good way to meet criminals.
>>32575264Mbite the bullet and buy a bambulab from the start. Im guessing you're not really tech savy or understand the tech. Save yourself the time and stresstrust met. spent years fucking with used enders, fixing them up with upgrades trying to make them reliable
>>32575287She doesn't need a printer retard
>>32575296im saving her money, preventing her from getting raped and getting suboptimal equipment
>>32575303I am saying it again, she does not want to purchase a printer
>>32575287Yeah I'm not tech savvy at all. I mostly want one for art projects, but being able to print pieces and make toys with simple circuits sounds amazing. I'll start with an upgraded ender and see how I like it.
>>32575311>I'll start with an upgraded ender and see how I like it.im warning you its a waste of money, if you want to print figurines its going to be a lot to ask from that machinean A1 with the AMS is like 400 bucks, less when its on sale. I've been in this shit for years, I've invested a ton of time and money to figure out how shit works and to make an ender print well, and guess what, I bought a bambulab this christmas and it printed better straight out the box than any of my printers did after fucking with them for YEARS.
>>32575311Also, when you buy an ender, come to terms with the eventuality you'll have to learn how to write your own firmware, fuck with electronics, rewwire stuff, etc.You're buying whats basically a Model T of printers
>>32574994This artist was fucking incredible at drawing women. One of my biggest inspirations.
>>32573039How do you end up like this? I was threatened with being kicked out from home right after I finished high school if I didn't get job.
>>32575347Some parents don‘t understand the difference between being supportive and spoiling their child rotten to the detriment of everyone.
>>32575336NO ONE CAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
>>32574612Please give advice, this is urgent!
>>32575351But is it them being spoiled or just neglect from parents?
>>32575359who asked you faggot
>>32575342>>32575366lame and gay
>>32575364Spoiling your child is a form of neglect. You neglect to help them become functional adults.
>>32575334>>32575336You're right.
>>32575361Don’t have sex with your ex
>>32574994Who says I'm not?
>>32575373Hindsight is 20/20
>>32575361How many hours ago did you get them? If under 24h, cold compress. If more than 24h, warm compress. Also, massage the area and use concealer.
>>32575377>use concealer.Moid probably doesn't have that
>>32575378He has access to stores.
>>32575342Who is he?
>>32575386frederic leighton
>>32575386Herbert James Draper. He really managed to capture the beautiful, flowing curves of the female shape.
>>32575164Well you were lucky, I just came back from the supermarket and they had no chairs.But I bought a meat tenderizer.Make of that what you will.
>>32575378Gouache or acrylic paint would also work if you had no access to stores. Jesse Pinkman used nude nail polish to cover up a black eye.
>my brother dates that bich who went to high school with meWhy are moids like this? He knows she used to bully me
>>32575412lmao
>>32575395Based. The kind of classy man I would recommend to my girl friends if I had any friends.
>>32575408The metaphysical implications of this development are quite controversial.
>>32575412you could also use car varnish or mud
>>32575413Men aren't in a position to choose. She chose to grant him the access of her vagina.
>>32575413How did she bully you?
>>32575413Tell him to fuck her into utter submission.
>>32575429one-handed moid post.
>>32575429foids "bullying" is just>omgg she stole the Chad from me even though i never talked to him and never asked him out! she's such a bitch!
>>32575413You know those hentais where big sis gets seduced by the protagonist's bully? It's like the opposite.
>>32575413Would you rather he dated you? Fucking retard
>>32575361Fuck off chad
Just got some benzos
>>32575361No worries, you will have a threesome tonight. Chad always prevails.
is having a mild addiction to ranked 1v1 matches of a rts game a red flag/deal breaker?
>>32575478>rts gameAs long as you aren't a brainrot-infested low iq person who thinks dota and its derivatives are RTS games, you're fine.
>>32575428Of course they are, they are the ones who make the first step>>32575429Stealing my phone, pouring yogurt into my bag, writing my phone number and "I suck dicks" on walls around the town, shit like that. I'm pretty sure she was behind this even if it wasn't her personally. And obviously calling me names and spreading rumors>>32575447There are more women than me and her in the world retard
>>32575463
>>32575486>Stealing my phone, pouring yogurt into my bag,Bruh why don't women deck each other when they do shit like this?
>>32575486NtaMen make the first step, but its the woman who chooses yes or no
>>32575487theyre for sleep i swear! doctor prescribed. but idk what to do when i run out of them. will they switch me to z drugs or something? my insomnia is dreadful
>>32575497>men chooses a woman>woman chooses if she says yes or noSounds like men have bigger choice
>>32575500ntaThat would be the case if men historically didn't try to fuck anything that moves.
>>32575498It's ok if you are a benzos girlie.
I see a lot of anons itt talking about how women start having low libido after they grow older.As someone who's pretty much maintained the same libido since I was a teenager (want to do it every day, sometimes twice or more), and now in my 30s, what's the likelyhood of my libido suddenly dropping?
>>32575443I beat the shit out of another girl in middleschool, spread rumors, stole shit from her, etc.
>>32575510ive taken some before when i was in hospital but this will be the first time ive taken them on consecutive nights.
>>32575518Libido has not much to do with age but circumstances. Most people end up in shitty relationships, so their libido drops with each year. Wether or not your libido stays the way it is depends on who you date.
>>32575521OhI guess I just have a good relationship with my bf then!
>>32575525Probably. Good for you!
>>32575518Best thing you can do for your libido is keep your cardio health good and keep at a healthy bodyweight. You can go on hormone therapy for it but it's best to push that off as late into life as possible.
Good morning American women. I will be in a city near you soon :^)
>>32575520Go make yourself comfy.
>>32575530What city?
>>32575518>I see a lot of anons itt talking about how women start having low libido after they grow older.This is bullshit. Women's sex drive is almost completely steady from their teens right up to menopause. Men's, on the other hand, divides by two every ten years from age 20 onwards.
>>32575413>He knows she used to bully meWell, maybe who she is now is not who she was then. People change.
>>32575531ty, im gonna have a shower and chill for a bit, then take one
>>32575533I'd leave the entire country if I were you.
>>32575534>Men's, on the other hand, divides by two every ten years from age 20 onwards.I got hornier the older I got, especially after 25.Since 30 I can barely contain myself.>>32575538Go get 'em, tigress.
>>32575530>Good morning American women. I will be in a city near you soon :^)Well, now I'm emigrating.
>>32575539Good thing I‘m on the other side of the ocean then.
>>32575541>Since 30 I can barely contain myself.hot...
>>32575500not really, a guy just has to keep trying until he gets a yes from some woman. if men could choose who they wanted to date and marry, they'd only have to ask once in their life
>>32575534>completely steadyLoving Every Laugh
>>32575555I'm no doctor but testosterone increases during ovulation which is what makes women horny.
>>32575559nta, but I'm a womanmale horniness is more tied to testosterone directly, but female horniness is much more complicated to explain. It is tied to estrogen, testosterone and kinda relates to the time of the cycle you're in.
You should know how damaging it is to us incels when you go out in public with your boyfriends. It should be a hate crime, but we truly are the most marginalized group of people.
>>32575565>going out with my bf and minding our own business should be a hate crimehmm... Care to explain?
>>32574906Dude that's so cute, of course it would be>>32574999Nah poison anon and I are separate people
>>32575567Your public displays of affection are a personal attack against me.
>>32575565seconded
>>32575565>incels shoving it in my face I'll never meet a gentleman now because I'm no longer a virgin and deserve my abusechadEvery fucking time
>>32575572Sigh. I'm sorry to break this down to you, but in the middle east you have half the population completely covered and there's no PDA, and men are still bitter and angry about it.
>>32575565it is pretty funny when we catch a loser looking at us and pouting
>>32575565Probably joking.>>32575573>>32575577Not sure if joking.
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>>32575548I think so too.
>>32575230No, didn't want to take advantage of drunk girlsI did show a girl my Sonic Adventure DX speedrun though
>>32575541God please give me someone like this...>>32575615Incredibly based
>>32575486>writing my phone number and "I suck dicks" on walls around the townDid you?
>>32575666No
