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Girls Captain Ahab or Don Quixote?
MenElizabeth Bennet or one of the March sisters?
https://voca.ro/17qTTcl9SgvJ
>>32578478March sisters?
M or FWhat do you like to do when traveling?
>>32578478Dont know either of those off the top of my head
>born too late to be married at 21 and have 7 kids by the time you're 30>born too early to have a fully functional robot wife with proper cognition and memory and working reproductive organs, including an artificial womb>born just in time to live your whole life alone working 60+ hour weeks and spending all your free time playing video gamesTruly a cursed era.
>>32578488FSeeing museums and historical sites. Having good food. And hopefully sleeping in a comfy bed
Femanon please come snuggle me in my bed until I fall asleep.
>>32578488MI have never left Tennessee
>>32578491>60+ hour weeksLet's bump it up to 90, lazy American!
>>32578488MaleI would leave and block her number if one of my friends tried to do this shit.I travel to see things I'm interested in, such as historical architecture, art, and famous places, or else to find a relaxing place to hang out for a few days and do absolutely nothing.
m or f, what are your thoughts on sex magic, lucid dreaming/astral projection, and contacting other universes
>>32578478Miss Bennett. Except I'm more of a Mister Collins than a Mister Darcy. I too create perfect flawless ideas of women in my head before I get to know their imperfect flawed realities, and I too wish I could believe that women don't actively dislike me and that they're just playing hard to get.
I would post my voice but it sounds bad and croaky after i record it
>>32578488Definitely not repost bait from tiktok
>>32578488Hike, kayak or other similar light activity to explore the area.
>>32578499Ick.
Why are white women so racist? Every time I message a white woman she says, "Sorry black bulls only"
>>32578478Sorry, I haven't read either of those books. Is this a red flag?
>>32578464>Do you think I'd look better with implantsI've literally never seen a woman get implants and thought it was an improvement.Plus they leak toxins into your bloodstream, and you have to replace them every decade or so.They also just feel weird in my hands.
>>32578494Do I receive headpats?
>>32578499
>>32578499i wish femanon would perform sex magic on me
Mark wants out but im worried its too cold and wet
>>32578488>Only 4 bodies in 8 months of travelNot that I encourage it, obviously, but that's still lower than what most women would have in her position.
>>32578517Silly cat
>>32578509That's anti-racist
>>32578513Yes, all the headpats until sleep comes.
>>32578517Keep him indoors and play with him extra instead. Maybe throw a special treat in there too. And a smooch on the head from me.
Does Greece really consider pedophilia a disability?
>give an advice in atoga>it backfires on them horribly>mfw
>>32578531It's a virtue for them
>>32578525No, it's anti-White
Women assuming I'm hot enough how should I make a pass at you if I see you on the sidewalk?
>>32578519Those were four guys she met in a club in Amsterdam and then she took them to her hotel and let them gangbang her.
>>32578532Me saying "but what the fuck do I know" just in case my advice destroys their entire life
>>32578530AAGGREGEGAEBEaah
>>32578488M, everything >>32578493 said
>>32578499M>sex magicBased>lucid dreamsActual Real Phenomenon>astral projection I’m too stupid for it and I haven’t heard of anyone with a compelling story involving it. My belief in it is tenuous >contacting other universesSame as astral projection
>>32578499MNone of that shit is real sadly
>>32578517Tell mark I would let him eat my corpse if I died in front of him. Give him a kiss on the head and a treat on my behalf and let him know I willed it into existence for him.
>>32578536>Wow, you're gorgeous. Are you free X night? I'd love to take you out.
Women would you date a schizophrenic
men would you date a woo woo magic physics woman
>>32578556No. I need stability in a husband, and children need stability in a father.
>>32578553I uhh. Okey. Xoxo for mark
>>32578556You already asked that question...
>>32578559I dunno are you hot?
>>32578554>>Wow, you're gorgeous. Are you free X night? I'd love to take you out.NTA, that's not too forward? I'd feel majorly creepy saying that :/
>>32578559>woo wooNo.>magicNo.>physicsYES.
>>32578559What does this mean
>>32578559I really don't care for the girls who've been in my physics classes
>>32578568That anon is a man and he wants you to get pepper sprayed, shot or called a rapist.You don't approach women on the sidewalk. That's what rapists and burglars do.
>>32578559>men would you date a woo woo magic physics womanEh, I'm going to try and major in physics, so I'm worried we'd clash a lot.
what would you think/do if a random initial appeared on your arm and then later it kept repeating on your arm in different areas close to it a few more times but fainter on your skin, and they don't go away
>>32578488MI like to try and just live life like the locals do. I'll eat where they do and just walk around places taking photos. I also go see some major landmarks and monuments, like temples or paalces or whatever, but usually I just try to have a chill time with it.
>>32578536I truly have no idea how I would like to be approached... It has wildly depended on the guy
>>32578584>I'm going to try and major in physicsI hope you're ready to have to go to grad school
>>32578580>burglars
>>32578580>That anon is a man and he wants you to get pepper sprayed, shot or called a rapist.You're propably right.>You don't approach women on the sidewalk. That's what rapists and burglars do.That's basically what I was thinking.
>>32578568If you're just randomly passing a woman, who may be on her way somewhere and doesn't have time to talk, you lose nothing by being forward. If you're not comfortable doing that you could look for some sort of opener, but again, not much to go off other than looks if you're just passing by. I've always appreciated men being confident and forward myself.
>>32578586Take my pills
>>32578476But he didn't even bleed out in that movie. He was just tired on those steps.
>>32578589>I hope you're ready to have to go to grad schoolThat's my intention, if I am able.
Femanons, I have my erect cock in my hand and I'm about to crank the absolute shit out of it. Thoughts?
>>32578488M>What do you like to do when traveling?Arrive at destination
>>32578586nothing probably. what could I do?
>>32578593>If you're just randomly passing a woman, who may be on her way somewhere and doesn't have time to talk, you lose nothing by being forwardWhat if she calls the police?
>>32578595in this scenario other people can see it too
>>32578604Do a 360 and walk away
>>32578597>But he didn't even bleed out in that movie. He was just tired on those steps.I like this cope.
>>32578606A gentleman wouldn't noscope a woman, no matter how much of a nub she is.
>>32578608Wait, did everyone else watching that movie see him bleed out?
Girls: There are some women vaguely in my life that I've never really spoken to (besides an occasional "hi" in passing or nodding at each other). What would you think about being asked out by someone you have really only known at a distance like that?How is something along the lines of "Hey I've seen you around and I'd like to get to know you better" sound? Or is there a better way to put it?
WomenWould you date a guy that's into femdom?
>>32578464>Be estalking old friends from hs.>Notice one of my old close friends isn't on there anymore>Click on his partner (and mother of his childs) page>Her status is "single">No picture of him anymore, just her and her daughter and random solo picsThink they broke up? What does it mean if he closed his account? Think it means he cheated or something? All of his friends seem to be friends with her still
>>32578617Only if he wants me to tie him up and make him watch me fuck other guys uwu
>>32578617cringe
>>32578615>Wait, did everyone else watching that movie see him bleed out?Isn't there a pool of blood as the camera zooms out?
>>32578559Hell yeah I love astronomy, I'm a cancer hbu
>>32578617yes but it depends at what level he wants and if i am okay with it. i could totally get into him wearing a collar/leash and animal ears.
Where can I hit on girls besides bars?
>>32578627whats the pointthey'll never like you anyway
>>32578624>I'm a cancerIndeed you are
>>32578617This would be hotter if she replied with "I am."
>>32578627Dark alleyways at night
>>32578625>i could totally get into him wearing a collar/leash and animal ears.Would you give him a collar as a surprise gift?
>>32578593>I've always appreciated men being confident and forward myself.I appreciate this, but the situation you described almost sounds like cat calling.
>>32578630Speak for yourself
>>32578634i might worry he may think i'm too much from him. i guess it depends how long we have been together and if I tested the waters on this thoughts over it first
>>32578637whats the pointthey'll never like me anyway
>>32578627Thought you said behind bars for a sec
>>32578623I don't see any blood. He just looks tired.
>>32578531>Does Greece really consider pedophilia a disability?I can see what they mean, having a sexual orientation like that makes it nearly impossible to have a fulfilling relationship. I could see it being considered a disability.
>>32578639That sounds so cuteI wish I could be that for you
>>32578644He looks comfy. Resting, at peace.
>>32578644Is this some mandela effect shit? I need to watch the ending again.
>>32578625Because you'd be into it, or because it makes him happy and you're into making him happy?
Femanons, how many drinks would you need to go out with shy submissive guy?
>>32578651why would he be bleeding out? didnt he just leave from that memory lady's building
>>32578651Not from my memory, it's what made me think he was just tired out and defeated. I remember that most since there was pretty quick discussion of another sequel.Shit movie either way though.
Women you told me to be vocal and my gf broke up with me, she said it was just too "icky". I normally don't make much sound when having sex but because you said women love it when men are vocal I went, "WOOOHOOOO YEAH BABY I'M HAVING SEX WUBBA LUBBA DUB HOOOOOOOOO BABYYYYY WOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YEAH MY PENIS IS INSIDE YOU YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and then made a noise like a chicken with my mouth while moaning as loudly as possiblewtf now I have no gf
>>32578654because i'd be into it. i've had a couple bfs meow at me and one said he'd wear that in in secret for me. had another almost-bf send me pics of him crossdressing. figured out a few bfs had a mommy kink too.
>>32578488Most of my time overseas would be spent with family at home, but I like going to shops like Pop Mart and Miniso to see what they have there :>I used to often go walking around town with my brother, I really liked that. He bought me pastries. The croissants just aren't the same anymore...>>32578517He looks beautiful
>>32578666>had another almost-bf send me pics of him crossdressingPlease don't encourage AGP
>>32578660youre forcing it. just be natural. if you're able to form words instead of "unf unf unf uuh ah ah ah uuuuh uuuooooaaaahhhh" you're just being performative
>>32578656When I hear "shy submissive"I think "anxious self hating loser"Shy submissives are cute when they get excited.Anxious self hating losers never get excited, and they blame other people. That's shit.
>>32578650Laying in snow, across stair steps, trust me he's not comfy. He's far from at peace, he's exhausted.
>>32578660You weren't doing it right. You need to watch some gay porn to learn what women like. Moan like a gay porn star, the ladies love it.
>>32578517Cute! Do you have a leash for him?
>>32578660Based but fake
>>32578660r u my ex u so silly oowee :3
>>32578659>Shit movie either way though.Did you hate the original too?
>>32578670I don't even know where this meme comes from, I'm guessing porn? How does a guy moan during sex. I mean I've used fucking drugs which feel 10000x better than sex and didn't moan, I've had minor surgery done and didn't make any sounds. The mouth is for talking, am I supposed to act like a dog or something?
>>32578673>soft cool snow bedding Comfy
>>32578687listen to m4f asmr porn on soundgasm through flaru
>>32578672What if he's only anxious when he's trying to flirt with you?
>>32578685No, I thoroughly enjoyed the original and the book, which is why I hated the sequel.
>>32578687cause you cant relax and be youself. the inability to moan is like vaginismus for men. also stupid frogposter
>>32578616Don't tell her you want to get to know her better, just do it. Try chatting with her a bit, say more than just hi next time you see her. Think of a relevant comment to make or question to ask, and try to engage her in a couple of lines of small talk. If she's receptive, keep engaging with her when you see her and after a few times if it feels right, ask her if she'd like to go out for a drink or dinner or whatever
>>32578692I'm relaxed and being myself by not moaning. Why should I moan? I have to performatively force myself to moan because fat ugly women on 4chan told me to?
>>32578688>freezing cold>concrete edge digging into your back>comfyRight.
>>32578666>Satan likes when males cross dressKek
>>32578691I should give it a try. My ex read electric sheep, and said Blade Runner sucked because it was too different.
>>32578693Not so easy where I am, we really don't get time to talk to each other. The only time I got to know any of my co-workers on more than a surface level was when we had a Christmas shutdown party.As for some random girl in a store or that I talk to when buying shit sometimes, that seems too weird to try and engage in forced conversation to drop "let's go out".
>>32578694i moan when i fapi mean just "ah ah ah" breathy moans just before i come but still
I liked it better when femanons were subby
>>32578703Neuro and JH are the only subs we've had
>>32578703I am submissive
>>32578699I think Blade Runner and the original book are both enjoyable in their own right, but the sequel is easily the worst of the lot since it manages to ruin the story/continuation of both the movie and the book plots.
>>32578701You're either white or have been psychically colonized by the white man's degeneracy
>>32578699NTA. They are quite different, but I watched the movie before reading the book, so I liked the movie better.
>>32578705Prove it. Name everyone who can boss you around.
>>32578707>he doesn't know about screaming niagra
>>32578707yes im white but i never "learned" to moanive been doing it since i started fapping to mental fantasies of my middle school crushnow i insult you for being brown
>>32578703More women should be dominant
>>32578705Lemme get the rope
>>32578712Everyone older than me. And taller.The older and taller, the wetter I become.
>>32578715More women should be tall but that's also never gonna happen.
>>32578717>tfw I'm younger than you and shorter than youIt's over.
>>32578714>now i insult you for being brownI'm Anglo. White refers to the subhuman cumskin mutts of the Americas. The hideous beasts of malice and degeneracy who have no true race.
>>32578718I hate you but you're right
>>32578644Brownoids and Women will never understand.
>>32578718>More women should be tall but that's also never gonna happenAs a 5'7" man, I'm tempted to visit The Netherlands since it's the only country where the average woman is taller than me.
>>32578615It's clear that those are his last moments of life. That's all that matters.
>>32578722The term white was coined by anglos. Anglos considered themselves as the "white" people, and everybody else was swarthy
>>32578726The average 18yo white woman is taller than you in America though
>>32578721I'm sorry anonmy brain's horniness cannot be controlled to be more acceptable
>>32578669i mean he started doing it over like 10 years ago>>32578697do you like me being satan
>>32578729the average 18 year old white woman is 4'11" thanks to poor diet and lifestyle choices
>>32578728>he term white was coined by anglosNah it was coined by mentally retarded freemasons who happened to be anglo>benjamin franklinstein>john adamsberg
>>32578727That's not how I saw it.
>>32578729You're serious? Do you have a source?
>>32578739No
>>32578734cope sneed>>32578739I go outside
>>32578739Just go outside. The average 13-year-old girl is taller than you now, and you're going to prison if you interact with one while thinking she's an adult.
>>32578737>aww he's just lying down to take a nap after being shot. He's just rewarding himself with a little downtime after pushing himself so far past his limits!
>>32578704>Neuro and JH are the only subs we've hadOldfags, is this true?
>>32578743>>32578744You niggas have never been outdoors
>>32578724>Brownoids and Women will never understand.2049 was written by jews
>>32578700Okay, well in that case just ask her out. Don't prefix it by telling her you'd like to get to know her, that just makes things unnecessarily awkward. You communicate your interest in her by asking her out, not by literally verbalizing it to her. But it's really better if you try to establish some rapport with her first, not like an in depth conversations or anything, just a bit of small talk. It's really not weird to engage in light conversation, I mean what do you think you're going to be doing on the date?
>>32578748I'm literally in your walls RIGHT NOWHad to go outside to get here
>>32578730It's not your fault, it's mine. I should have tried harder to be taller and I should have tried harder to be older.
>>32578752I shat in them though
>>32578743>I go outsideYou just notice more tall girls then. Like how women think 6" is average.>>32578744How long were you in for?
>>32578757I've never been arrested for harassing underage women because I never interact with women of any age.It's the only way to stay safe.
>>32578736okay? who cares
>>32578745Was he shot? I don't even remember. Maybe I need to watch it again.Anyway, he's a replicant, he can take a lot of damage. When you've taken a lot of physical or psychological trauma all you can do is lay down. It's nor rewarding yourself, it the only thing you can do.
MenIf a woman is in her 30s but looks like a highschooler is that a yay or nay?
>>32578767Well I'm 20 so no
>>32578767>a woman is in her 30sYea, yay.>but looks like a highschoolerI have no idea what that means.
>>32578767Yay. She'll be mentally mature and look hotter for longer.
>>32578712GovernmentMob bossGodJackie Chan
>>32578767its "Yea or Nay" not "yay or nay". yay is what you say when youre happyanyways no, highschoolers are weird and blubbery looking
>>32578767I like women that are older than me so that's a yay for me
>>32578717Here's your perfect man https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bao_Xishun
>>32578767Depends. If she's 4'10, then she's going to have some trouble with creeps, and I instinctually keep a wide distance from anyone who looks too young.If she's at least a normal height and actually behaves like a grown woman, then staying youthful is generally an advantage, even if being single in her 30s is a big red flag.
>be me>32 moid>Very very unsuccessful with dating life >Did have couple dates in my life but thats about it >Working part time, it's enough to live comfortably and save a tiny bit>Zero future prospects outside of my hobby that doesnt bring money>Zero reason to liveI started doing risky shit (to my life) recently just in hopes that something would happen but nothing ever happens
>>32578760Sounds like pedo cope
>>32578750So even just a little small talk is acceptable before asking? There's a girl at a store that was just as excited about something as I was a while back, and I really have wondered if I should ask her out. Our shared interest is a little bit niche so that's what got me most interested.
>>32578747No he's retarded.
>>32578767Generally speaking its a good thing
someone recently said i look 23 when i'm in my 30s any tips to look younger please (i'm a woman)
>make a new friend>horrible thing happens to them almost immediatelyWhy am I cursed?
Msomebody said i looked 25 im 19want to kill myself more now
Someone said i look uglyI am ugly
>girlfriend told me she's a virgin>not surprising>tell her that's hot >have to explain it's a frontierism kinda thing for guys>blah blah blah>neglect to tell her I'm a wizardDo you think a naive woman could be tricked into believing that I'm not a virgin?
>>32578796I've been served alcohol without question since I was 16It doesn't get better
Someone said I lookedI am
>>32578792>horrible thing happens to friend>boohoo i'm the cursed oneYou're not cursed, you are the curse.
Should I make my dating bio accurate and truthful about what I like and am looking for, or should I keep it sparse and enigmatic and provocative. With my ex a put in zero effort to my profile, put a ts eliot quote in the bio only, and got a relationship for 3 years. Wondering if I should do the same thing or actually try to filter. I feel the mysterious strategy is what women really like typically, but also now that dating is so fucked up and random that I might as well just try to be honest and see if someone is looking for the same thing.
MenIf a woman is 18 but looks like she's in her 60's is this good or bad? I went out with my mother today and people thought she was my daughter.
>>32578798>>girlfriend told me she's a virginyou shouldve told her you were toobut youre a dishonest prick
>>32578801Wouldn't it be a curse put on me that tragedy befalls anybody I care about?
>>32578806>youre a dishonest prickMaybe she's into that?
>>32578803>If a woman is 18 but looks like she's in her 60's is this good or bad?The fuck do you think?
>>32578803I would say that's pretty badSorry femanon
>>32578796MI'm 29 and people are surprised when they card me and I'm over 21. Different kind of pain
>>32578797the last time someone called me ugly he immediately started flirting with me the next day and later said i would make a hot older hooker
>>32578807You're self-obsessed.
>>32578803Perfect, as a 3629 year old Lich lord we will look very much alike in her later years which is good.
Even if i had a girlfriend, i wouldnt know what to do with her to keep her interested and actually keep her from getting bored and hating me.Im just a boring gymcel that sometimes goes to music concerts.
>>32578704We had plenty that have free use and breeding kinksThere was a girl whose whole gimmick was that she found out she had a kink for being tied up when bobbing for apples
>>32578803kek
>>32578816I hope we become very close friends one day
>>32578809I mean 60s is MILF territory right? Guys always go on and on about how they love MILFS and their latest goon sesh.
>>32578825lol
>>32578767The look of youth makes one look like they're in excellent health and have great genetics how would it ever be a nay? It's a big part of the asian woman appeal
I'm in my 30s and today some children guessed that I'm in my 20s.What the fuck do they know? Stupid fucking children, you don't know shit. Dumbass retards need to grow up already.
i want an advanced blending ethics and capability of the human race robot bf/husbandhow to invent time travel
>>32578821What's your bench 1rm
>>32578826>60s is MILF territory right?Lol, no. At that point it's called GILF.Honestly, if a girl is your age but looks like she's in her 60s, I just assume you've done a lot of meth or smoked a lot of cigarettes.
>>32578811some places say to card anybody younger than 35hell a coworker of mine will literally card everybodyeven 80 year olds
>>32578826
>>32578835160kilograms
>>32578811>oh no i am youthful and attractive, this is so terrible
>>32578704I'm not a sub, tard.
>hangout with gf from 6-8pm>this is because she usually showers or games with her girlfriend or whatever until bed >go over to parents house to see them because they're clingy>"Why aren't you spending more time with your girl?"Am I wrong to be annoyed by this?
>>32578837I have Benajmin Button Syndrome, I was born with the body of a 100yo woman and I age backwards.
>>32578840>a coworker of mine will literally card everybodyI thought that's what you're supposed to do. Equal treatment and eliminates any risk of judgement errors.
>>32578782if i'm a little below that height what is the best strategy to avoid them or how to spot early on, i don't want a predator around if i end up having kids
>>32578803oof
>>32578847but you ARE a subtard
>>32578845Gay ass nigga
>>32578767I'm 32I don't date 30+ year old women because by the time I can make sure they're not crazy and will make good mothers (10 years give or take) they'll be barren
>>32578850nta i am a grocery clerk and i dont bother with greyhairs
My girl is so short that I can't even grope her ass when I'm hugging her.
>>32578833When I was like 11, my cousin who was in university at the time asked me how old I thought she was. I said 16.Don't think too much about it, children are just like that.
>>32578857The gayestWanna have gay sex with me in the butt in the butt
>>32578844Based
>>32578846NTA but take it from someone else who looks youthful for their age, youthful doesn't automatically mean attractive.
>>32578854Id date a tiny girl like that, and also a super tall girl all the sameIt has nothing to do with being attracted to underage
>Gf has really decided to get into the gym and has developed her own workout routine in the span of a few days, dieting with protein shakes and taking cold showers and massages to help recover her body. This doesn’t even feel like my gf anymore, I thought she was always meant to be shy and lazy, how on earth did she find the confidence to pull this off?
>>32578821I thought this too when I was permavirgin, but once I got a girlfriend I just kept thinking of new things to do that I always wanted to. They will also give you feedback and hints, but it'll take you the first initial couple weeks and months to plan everything before that. For your first few dates eating and drinking is fine. Elaborate trips to locations, or going bowling, or to the movies, or shit is ridiculous when you don't know someone. Have drunk sex a few times. It's the foundation of most relationships.
>>32578864When I saw the filename I panicked for a second because I also have a pixel Thought the feds were in my shit
>>32578872You are dragging her down and she wants to escapeIn a month shes gonna be chatting with a gymcrush of hers :^)
>>32578488Who the fuck travels these days? In my teens I had no money to travel. In my 20s I have plenty of money, but have no time to spend, assuming I want to keep my job. By my 40s I hope to be traveling through the woods, completely feral, slowly forgetting everything I've ever seen on the internet. I have never traveled purely for my own enjoyment.
>>32578848Yes I hate whenever my gf has to do shit with her like grocery shopping or girl shit it’s just an excuse to not spend time with daddy
>>32578873How did you break the mental blockade of intimacy ahen you were a virginboy for long time?T. Had girls over my place multiple times and never got a kiss
>>32578872she's fucking a better guy now and wants to impress him
>>32578879People outside america travel
>>32578849Me but as a 100 year old naval captain
>>32578881Just look her straight in the eyes when she gets to your place and say, "Hey I'm gonna rape and kill you." then put the trash bag over her head. Easy.
>>32578705What type? Rope bunny? Sex doll? Free use? Pain?Or do you want to be loved and controlled by daddy?
>>32578888Quads of truth holy shit i kneel
>>32578854Don't know, I'm not a pedo.I'd say to generally date within your age range (good advice anyway, but more salient for you) and to meet guys you can vet before dating. Being a bit more proactive would probably help. By that, I don't mean throwing yourself at guys, which carries its own risks (many will play along because it's novel and convenient, not out of genuine interest, doubly so if they think they'll get sex out of it), but at least not relying on cold approaches/complete initiative from guys to get dates. That should give you more control.>>32578871That's true, height in itself isn't the issue, but the question was about a woman who looked like she was in high school. I'm saying that a woman who is both very short and very young-looking unfortunately meets the preferences of certain types of men.
>>32578871well i mean i get self conscious getting out there again, sometimes i remember how my bfs at the time would get weird looks or comments
>>32578786Do you go to the store somewhat regularly? If you've chatted with her a few times and she's comfortable with you, then sure ask her out. Just wait for a time when it's slow and her supervisor isn't around. Be polite and gracious if she turns you down, and be prepared to stop going to that store if things get awkward
>>32578877>>32578882>doomfaggingWe’re engaged she’s doing it for me but I’m just shocked at how easily she picked it up, this woman has never stepped foot inside a gym in her whole life and all of a sudden has her life together
>>32578895Try dressing up as a 900 year old vampire from a Chinese cartoon. Double down.
I jokingly groped my gf's coochie through her jeans and now my hand smells funky...
>>32578893Kill yourself pedophile
>>32578897Eh sometimes, not very often.>Be polite and gracious if she turns you down, and be prepared to stop going to that store if things get awkwardRejection honestly doesn't bother me, I'm usually like "all good" and then get on with my day. I already have to see a girl each week that ghosted me because she ended up getting a job at a place I go all the time, so awkward doesn't mean shit to me anymore.
>>32578903that's because she's a fat bitch with a yeast infection
>>32578904Are you retarded?
>>32578879>Who the fuck travels these days?People who are depressed and retarded like you
I don't care about height I'm just lonely.
>>32578895Unlucky Tbh i saw some girls at my gym who were legal but also tiny and short, so it would look weird if they stood next to me being 6'2 with my potato faceBut that didnt stop them from interacting with me and being all cutesy and shit
Why are women so mean to me
>>32578906I love her fat thighs
I'm almost 30 but most people think I'm 24-25
>>32578917>I'm in my late 20s but people think I'm in my mid 20s
I hate being ugly.I feel like I truly do not deserve the love of a woman for the crime of being born ugly. Most of my self development is geared towards embracing the idea of living life alone.If a girl expressed interest in me im only gonna wonder why before gently pushing her to find someone elseDoes anyone else feel this way?
>>32578912You're lonely because you don't care about height. Start caring about height and then you'll be more attractive.
>>32578920Ugly people are allowed to kill themselves to save everyone in public from having to look at them
>>32578729>>32578734>>32578739>>32578744>>32578748Average height of a 19 year old non-hispanic white female in America is 63.9"Shit, maybe it isn't over for manlets?
>>32578915she has fungus in her pussy and you have fungus on your dickgonna grow mushrooms on your mushroom boy
>>32578923Manlets can’t be choosers
>>32578923I'm lonely because I have zero contact with people.
FemanonsYou are friends with this guy for a while now, things are getting little bit flirty and after one of hangouts he invites you over to his place.Its a tiny studio in appartment complex.Inside is just a one big room with kitchen part, computer desk, a sofa, wardrobe, bed in a corner and a coffee table with stoolsAlso door to small bathroom.On scale of 1-100 how icky is that
>>32578930My gf is my only friend irl shes turned on by the fact that without her I’m nothing
On the subject of 'X thought I was Y age' or whatever>started talking to girl i worked with a lot>we ended up kinda dating>her birthday is coming up>both realize neither of us knew each others ages>she was 19 and turning 20>i thought she was 25 >and she thought i was 23 or 24 but i was 32>figure she got a little grossed out since we stopped talking to each other pretty suddenly
>>32578920wonderful pictureyou are the kind stranger in someone's story
>>32578717>The older and taller, the wetter I become.How short are you?
How do I get a gf with exhibitionist tendencies?
>>32578935>shes turned on by the fact that without her I’m nothingThat sounds vaguely abusive.
>>32578881We had good chemistry. Also like I said, we went to a pool place, got a few drinks, decided to go back to her place to "hang out", and then it happened. If you really dig passion and sensation and love the touch and taste of your woman, it will not be hard. Kissing and fucking is easy when it's sincere desire. The first time I think I was really focused on performance and doing the right thing at the right speeds. If I had a tip for a virgin, if it's at all possible, to take it slow, make it passionate and ask her what she likes. But make sure you have fun and try some new shit out yourself. Be creative but not robotic
>>32578920I sometimes feel like girls are attracted to me because im big and intimidating but then i eventually talk to them or ask them out and im brutally reminded that they were never into me and just were friendly.You can have HEIGHT and FRAME but what matters most IS FACE
>>32578920Same except in also short as fuuuck
>>32578942I’m also abusive but more in the physical sense
>>32578499MWaste of time. Maybe some of it's real, maybe it's all shit; I don't know or care. It's almost certainly going to cause brain damage either way. Sit alone with your own thoughts for a day, coward.
>>32578942abusive relationships are sexy, wake up it's 2025women desire nothing more than to be gaslight, emotionally manipulated, pimped out, and eventually killed and eaten by their bf
>>32578936Ive had a 18yo hot as fuck girl hit on me before when i was like 29It was kinda weird to me because i thought shes way too hot to be interested in me
>>32578950Sounds like somebody needs a cold shower
>>32578949Welp, that's my cue to nope out of here.
Women is cannibalism hot
>>32578920>Does anyone else feel this way?M. Yes.I read a lot of 4th wave/pink pill stuff when I was young, and now I can't shake the idea that it would be borderline immoral for me to date a woman.
>>32578559Date? Nah. Fuck? Maybe.
>>32578957You will never be happy if you decide to remain in fear for the rest of your life
>>32578935BPD alert!
My hands have been bleeding all day. I do not do well in cold weather.
>>32578953Wolf/bear/lion mode is the peak bf material
Women what do you need a big strong man to do for you
>>32578949>I’m also abusive but more in the physical senseMPathetic.
>>32578965Gotta get a hand cream bro. Look into Shea butter, it's really good for your skin and will stop the cracking.
>>32578934>On scale of 1-100 how icky is thatIs it all clean?Maybe 3/100 ickyRises to 40/100 icky if he tries to apologise for it though
>>32578965Hit the treadmill
>>32578965Lol fat
>>32578963We’re engaged, always spend time with each other when we’re free, have lots of casual sex and surprise each other with gifts, maybe if you grew a pair of balls you could have this too incel faggot
>>32578944You whine every thread that there's nothing interesting about you, your life is gym and concerts and porn, there's nothing going on in your head and there's nothing you have to offer. It's not your looks holding you back, it's your approach to life.
>>32578974>>32578975It's a bad angle...
>>32578965hey tubby
>>32578965Moisturize you fat fuck
>>32578904Is this that one schizo who thinks everything is pedos, including cartoons and 15 year olds?
>>32578953>pimped outNot this one, sadly.
>>32578965>these are the people calling you gay and nigger onlineHoly fat fuck lard ass>>32578969Enjoy getting pegged then I guess
>>32578979Yeha bro ok bro Get joggin
>>32578977>engaged>have casual sexSo it's an open relationship? Sex with your fiance isn't casual sex, I assume she's fucking tinder dates and you watch in the corner?
>>32578953I want this but in a gf
>>32578978Because its trueAm i supposed to make shit up?>Looks dont matterCope
>>32578987Lmao
can I just eat flour? If I don't start preparing a dough tonight I won't have anything but flour to eat tomorrow
>>32578988You want your gf to pimp you out to fat gay black bald men? Based!
>>32578905Maybe go the store a couple of times and see how she responds if you chat a bit. I think it's probably better for guys to press ahead and ask girls out without overthinking it, but at the same time you need to know how to read the room and not be weird about it. Asking a girl out while she's on the job is trickier I think, and you have to remember to be cognizant of the position she's in. But if you feel you have a genuine rapport then might as well give it a try and see
>>32578995Nonono wait I skipped over that part
Women if the economy collapsed would you become a prostitute
>>32578987Do you know what a vagina is lol
>>32578989Why don't you try adding shit to your life instead of giving up?
>>32578666I consider women who have dated submissive sissy homos to be generally low-status. Just instinctual, I guess. Immediate red flag.
>>32578987You will never be happy like anon because you have shit tier genetics and a pinched face
>>32578934As long as it's clean and you have a comfortable place to sit, it's fine. Especially if you're young and/or live in a super expensive city
>>32578687More of a grunt or a groan for me. Like a deep sigh, kind of. Idk, man.
>>32579006Good, leave them for those of us that like them
>>32578977>My gf is my only friend irl shes turned on by the fact that without her I’m nothing>maybe if you grew a pair of ballsIncompatible statements
I have something to say
>>32578722Shut the fuck up anglo this is why nobody likes you>t. German
Women, I’m confused. You want a man who sweeps you off your feet and takes control, but you also want a man that is very aware of your feelings and does what you want.
>>32578803Holy shit it is me but a woman. I looked 30 at 15 but in an ugly way.
>>32578893well i look younger than my age, and if i put more into skincare i would probably look even younger with the height. i try not to throw myself out there to guys but i've been single/alone for a little over 6 years now. i don't really understand much now or if dating has changed since then/i'm rusty/too dumb to remember.>>32578902this there a character like this? i don't know the one but like cosplay. >>32578913so you rejected them because short, i mean if one of them made a further move to ask you out
>>32579023that's the most feminine insult imaginable.
>>32578997>I think it's probably better for guys to press ahead and ask girls out without overthinking itI'm trying. I managed it with a girl I'd only ever nodded at a few times at work, I just approached her and went with something like "Would you like to go out sometime?" and she sort of brushed me off and rushed back to work. But then as I was leaving work that same day, she was waiting for me, introduced herself (since I didn't even know her name) and gave me a piece of paper with her phone number and socials. We talked for a few weeks but it turned out we didn't have a lot in common so it didn't work out. But I was happy I took the chance.> but at the same time you need to know how to read the room and not be weird about itI'm trying to be real chill and whatever about it these days, it feels like building it up in my head or trying to be too careful is a bad thing. Casual seems like the best way I think? I assume it can keep the pressure off the girl.>Asking a girl out while she's on the job is trickier I think, and you have to remember to be cognizant of the position she's inYeah that seems like a hard one to balance, whether it's appropriate to do it, makes her uncomfortable or if her kindness/friendliness has been misinterpreted. It's so hard to tell. But with girls that are working, it at least means I had genuine reason to engage in conversation with them to begin with.
>>32578965Diabetes will exacerbate it. Reduce carbs, eat more fats, get a humidifier for your bedroom, and invest in good quality hand moisturizer
>>32578937I feel duty bound to try to add or share beauty to the world for being born ugly>>32578944>>32578947Yep, Im smack dab in the middle average and it feels the same. Height really is secondary to having a beautiful face>>32578960Wow same. Morally I feel such guilt at the idea of ever approaching a woman, but at the same time know that a woman is never going to approach me
>>32579023When people tell you jokes do you look them with a deadpan expression and say what is that supposed to mean
>>32579021I don’t need friends, I just adopt her friends as our friends and we all hang out together, socializing has no survival benefit in the real world chud
>>32579008how many times are you gonna post this?
>>32579024nag but bro, women just "want"they're out to hijack the resources of others like parasites, instinctively.
genderwhat are you doing this friday night? me, i'm feeling sorry for myself and abusing substances while working my way through a fifth of tito's. will play some vidya soon and then goon for 10-12 hours (i need help)
Should I try fasting all day tomorrow?
>>32579026>RejectedLol no, i had like one short convo with a lot of mutual strong eye contact and smiling, with one of them (the other one is the cuter sisterIf given the chance i would date and fuck her silly, but i do kinda feel weird because she just looks juvenile.Dresses very sexy though with a lot of skin revealing
>>32579042Also feeling sorry for myself
>>32579033Only if I think it'd be amusing to completely bulldoze their joke.
>>32579042I spent a few hours playing vidya and making out with my coworker.
>>32579042I’m waiting for my gf to get ready so we can go to all you can eat pizza
>>32579042I cooked and started to put out feelers for a new place to live. I didn't want to go out in the snow because I knew everywhere would be dead. Hopefully tomorrow will be better.
>>32578987>>32579008>>32579000Says the cuck
>>32578464grillsif i say "show bogs and vagene" - does that turn you on?
>>32579049already? dayum
>>32579049Im working tomorrow with this qt chick that keeps being flirty to me and i would do some baaaad things to her ngl
>>32579042M. I'm just sitting here slowly replying to atoga and watching massage asmr. Soon I will take a long hot bath and then go to sleep early with the hope I won't wake up
>>32579049At the same time?
>>32579056Only if you add "bitch bloody" at the end
>>32579055>has no understanding of the phrase ‘casual sex’ Well it’s clear you ain’t getting any lmao
>>32579062healthier coping skills than me. i envy you
>>32578847NTA Do you only sub for women?
>>32579025>I looked 30 at 15 but in an ugly way.That's normal in America
>>32579047>Trolls themOk, maybe germs do have a sense of humor
>>32579042MaleGoing to work where I'll just contemplate how to fix my life
>>32579055So are you actually ESL or just clueless? Casual sex means... casual sex.>look bro I'm alpha I have casual sex every day with my wife
>>32579042MWatching football while looking for a erp partner
>>32578989Why not just be interesting about gym and porn?Shouldn't be too hard. Lots of people like gym and porn.
>>32579057>alreadywe didn't start "dating" until this year but we've spent the past three nights hanging outobviously it helps that we worked together and flirted a lot for like a year>>32579058its not sugar and rainbows to be honest, its hard to be around her when she's gotta keep up the facade of not fraternizing >>32579064yeah whenever I would best her or she'd best me, I'd be sure to give her a smooch; after the game ended though things got really hot (but stayed above the clothes)
Women if a guy died and came back to life would you date him
>>32579055Fuck off ESL pajeet go back to >>>/int/
>>32579083that happened to me one time and I have a girl dating me
>>32578985>Tough guy routine>I'm nothing without my gf/fianceeYou poor bastard
>>32579080My gf has decided to start meal prepping this bitch is going all out
>>32579078He used a misleading word but you are fixated autistically on an interpretation everyone knows is wrong. He means he has lots of fun sex
>>32579042Mwork called and told me not to show up on account of weatherso ive just been lurking here all daydidnt eat anything but im skinnyfat so it doesnt hurt, pic rel
Girls, I think Reagan did nothing wrong. I like Brett but I don't think she should've ended a friendship over her friend taking a great job instead of working with her.What do you think?
>>32579092No let's be real he pumps into his fiance for about 5 to 10 minutes then he comes into a condom and that's it.
>>32579090You will never belong to anyone anyway so why do you care LOL
Would love a girlfriend that i could watch porn with tbqh. Doubt I'll find though
>>32579097dont know any of these bitches you're talking about or the uggo in your pic
>>32579067>>32579078>>32579085Triple reply schizo. Lol
>>32579080I would quit porn forever if i had a girl im sexually attracted to
>>32578536Speaking only for myself. Keep complimenting me, try to make conversation to get to know me, I should have an idea of what your personality is like, what you like to do, your life situation etc by the end of it, ask me the same things. Make it clear you're interested and want to take me on a date, there's no pressure but you reallllly like me and that I'm so cute, apologize and ask if you're coming on too strong if I look nervous. Ask me if I'm free right now and if I want to go with them somewhere nearby, if they can show me something about the area (this always works on me). Trying to make me laugh, not being too formal/stiff, sharing a lot about yourself and what you want to do/what you're looking forward to is a quick way to disarm me. I really like it when they're nervous/flustered but excited to talk to me. As long as I'm interested I'm gonna stay there and talk to you, ask you stuff, maybe even suggest we walk or find somewhere to sit (if you're free) or offer my contact if I can't stay. Also if you don't compliment my looks very directly (like telling me I'm beautiful) AND say that you want to take me on a date (use the word date) I'll assume you're just someone who likes talking to random people/genuinely just want to be friends/acting out of character because you know it's unlikely you'll see me again. I live in a place where that's very common lol
>>32579098Worst incel gaslight I’ve ever seen cope more
>>32579099She owns you? Did she make you sign a sub contract?
>>32579042M. Playing far cry 4.
>>32579103You will never have sex dalit
>>32579106Okay so you are him.
>>32579110Am I detecting a hint of jealousy cuck anon?
>>32579112You're indian?
>>32579112I have the biggest bestest sexiest sex sex with my fiance every night day middle day I have no job because I am too high of caste to have job. Lol. Loser.
>>32579119Why does your larp change? First you own your own business, now you’re jobless, then you’re getting engaged, then she’s your gf? Consistency makes a good larp.
>>32579124It is family business, I own but don't need to work because high caste alpha males like me are just that blessed by shiva.
.>>32579112I wonder how absolutely booty blasted you'd have to be to reply to anon's post 3 times lmao
>have the most interesting convo with christuck bro from 4chan>accidentally admit that I have a gf>almost instantly turns on me calling me a liar and the devilWhat the hell is wrong with failed males
>>32579124Becuase hes a street shitter with envy typing it from his iphone 8Dont overthink it
>>32579124He's mocking him, autism-kun
>>32579126Peak south indian dalit shitter untouchable cope
>>32579130its self perpetuatingno gf ----> miserable loser ----> no gfad infinitum
>>32579130Are you a sappho or something
>>32579139Trans, not that it matters
>>32579136You are incel bastard fuck you never talked to woman in your life because you are so pasty white little freak.
Gonna wake up tomorrow Eat a nice brekkieHit the gymMaybe chat up some cute gymgirlGo to workFlirt with coworkerGo homeJerk off Go to sleepHow does that sound?
>>32579119btw there's two "e"s for a woman you're engaged to
>>32579139I'm FtM, not that it's relevant. Idk why everyone always asks such weird questions on this subreddit.
>>32579142Saaar bloody bitch bastard do not redeem captcha
>>32579143Sg2meim gonna go to workthen come home and hopefully do some homework for my retard fuckup empl1000 classno i dont know what empl stands for
>>32578488I like to piss everywhere.
>>32579153ps: m of course
>>32579142You will never be loved like me benchode
>>32579143retarded
>>32579156Damn. I wish I had a boyfriend like you bro. He's so sexy. I want to sex him up. Jelaous of you, you find him on grindr?
>>32579146
>>32579161Fagcel cope
what is all this foreign brownpipo speakmonkey gobbledygook
>>32579156My sides! Look at the size of those feet
>>32579146>subredditIt would be funnier if you didn't make the larp this obvious.
>>32579165wdym? His feet are as big as yours, it's obvious you're a gay couple. I'm not hating on you it's beautiful. I hope you and your trans wife are happy.
>>32579137Gf havers are kings
>>32579179This. I love my trans gf :3
>>32579082>yeah whenever I would best her or she'd best me, I'd be sure to give her a smooch; after the game ended though things got really hot (but stayed above the clothes)Sounds awesome. What game?
>>32579182>What game?I made it up, sorry.
>>32579156Are the roads really this fucked there?
>>32579179gf havers are the only ones of us who are alivekilling myself wouldnt be a tragedy because i am already dead
>>32579156people are memeing but this is unironically two guys.
>>32579187Does this mean chads have multiple extra lives?
>>32579188Nah I know the original pic, it's two transbians.
>>32579192yeah, that's what i said, it's two guys.
>>32579191practically, yes.chad has multiple lifetimes worth of life in his life, while I have no life at all
>>32579042Gooning to erotic games
>>32579028It sounds like you've got the right mindset, anon. Keep going and taking chances, it's how you'll connect with the right one
>>32579193but there's a pic that shows them having sex after they suck and fuck each other
>>32578538>Those were four guys she met in a club in Amsterdam and then she took them to her hotel and let them gangbang her.Wtf, seriously?
>>32579198Thanks anon (femanon?), I always wonder if I'm on the right track. I'm just trying to think that low pressure and being casual is the best way, it'd chill me out if I were on that side of things I guess.
>>32579202Asian women have the highest bodycounts. That's not even surprising. My current gf let 20 guys gangbang her when she was 16 traveling in Poland, she got HIV.
>>32579201>my sex life is the public's businessWhy are they like this?
>>32579210And now you have HIV? Wtf man
>>32579212Because men pay top dollar for tranny OF subs
>>32579100>Would love a girlfriend that i could watch porn with tbqh.Me too. They know where the good shit is
>>32579100Most girls I've dated only read smutty stories, almost none actually watch videos.
>>32579227Every girl I've ever dated watched BLACKED daily. I'm white btw.
>>32579230you should probably stop dating trannies then.
WomenIf I trade you a rare Pokemon card will you go on a date with me?
>>32579227>Most girls I've dated only read smutty storiesNag, i've tried reading a few and they're pretty fucked up
>>32579184>>32579182we played Mario Partygamer girls love Mario Party
>>32579231I'm a 47 year old bald fat indian man, only trans girls will date me sir.
>>32579240Hope you steal her stars, bro.
>>32579242unironically I did multiple times then when I came in first place I told her I couldn't have done it without her
>>32579244Brutal. That game pissed me off so much as a kid
>>32579240Did she pick Luigi?
>>32579251lol no but she did pick a redflag character
>>32579253Daisy?
>Slow threadFemanons must be on cute dates rn
Alr made a thread but posting here seems reasonable as well, especially to get opposite sex input on this as well:3 years ago, I broke up with someone that had thoroughly abused me mentally. The reason I stayed for a long time with her is that she was cursed in a very relatable way, as I had grown up just as chronically online and sheltered as her. I still wonder if I'll ever meet a woman with all the same traits again. Do you guys think there's any chance? Here's the list of traits that made her unique: >grew up sheltered, not many friends, introverted >really into video games/traditionally masculine online entertainment >virgin.exe >got into porn at a young age, shaped the way she sees and interacts with sex >kinky as all hell, almost porn addicted >hardcore masochist >(very unique) the notion that the only thing that mattered to her in sex being her partner's satisfaction with her >doesn't shift the blame on other people >very intelligent >wanted to be a mother at some point >respects her Dad and men in general(sadly not enough to not abuse him together with me as well, but the fact she was open about secretly respecting him was nice) >very cute face and an attractive body TLDR, a TikTok e-girl with the brain of a teenage boy.
What is thisSome kind of alcohol Also portugese? language or something?Found it in my roomates gfs fridge
>>32579263that's meth
>>32579262>Do you guys think there's any chance?There are a lot of women like this. And they’re all mind and soul killers. Get some self respect.
>>32579227>almost none actually watch videos.Shame. I get that 99% of it sucks, but there's good stuff if you know where to look.
>>32579259...Birdo.
>>32579262Sounds like some femanons 2bh. Did she post on the chins?
>>32579262>(very unique) the notion that the only thing that mattered to her in sex being her partner's satisfaction with herthat's basic bitch shit how is that unique
>>32579263romanian "pear booze" according to google translate
>>32579277She's communicating that she can blow like nobody's business.
>>32579263That is a Romanian electrolyte drink bottle repurposed to hold pear flavored liquor.
>>32579262Some of these sound like she just knew the right things to say to a moid
>>32579287oh thats kinda unusual. theyre all americans, although one has russian parents. anyway is 48% a lot? never had alcohol before
>>32579260They're all having hot lesbian sex
>>32579294NTA, but liquor in america is defined as a spirit that's 40% or more alcohol by volume
>>32579294Nta but 40% is typical of hard liquors like Scotch and vodka. 48% is pretty strong unless you're a heavy drinker.
>>32579296Probably after their cute dates
>>32579272I don't think I'll ever be able to be happy without having someone that can relate to my early life. I think I'll continue my quest to fix one of these women while still getting to keep the traits that I want in them. Either way, thank you so much for the positive reinforcement that she wasn't a single case. If you give me good advice on finding one, I'll be forever thankful, anon. >>32579280Nope, at least not until we broke up I guess, I obviously don't know if she started afterwards, but I had told her to stay away from this website>>32579281Huh? I'm confused, I've never heard another woman under 40 say "All that matters to me is my partner's satisfaction", any other woman my age I've met would've said that's slavery and she wouldn't step that low for any man>>32579293Yeah. She was a chronic liar to a very decent extent when it benefitted her but I was pretty good at detecting them I think, and I know for a fact that the most important ones at least are true.
>>32579294your roommate is gonna beat the shit out of you for stealing his gf's gift from her parents retard
>>32579302im not gonna drink it, i was just curious
>>32579301>Huh? I'm confused, I've never heard another woman under 40 say "All that matters to me is my partner's satisfaction", any other woman my age I've met would've said that's slavery and she wouldn't step that low for any manthat's a (You) problem
>>32579209Yes, and like you said it's a balance. Being low pressure and casual, and not being too intense or trying to force an outcome, is definitely good. And at the same time, and I know you already know this, it's also important to be proactive and take risks. And yes, I'm a girl which means I'm really over my head when it comes to giving dating advice to guys lol, but I can offer my thoughts based on my own experiences from the other side and hope they might help
>>32579296>All femanon has to do to get pussy is smirk.No wonder incels troon out and gaslight that they're lesbians
>>32579301>If you give me good advice on finding onePresent yourself as a problem solver/dad energy and you’ll find it. Stay in mentally ill circles and they’ll be there.
>>32579301>Huh? I'm confused, I've never heard another woman under 40 say "All that matters to me is my partner's satisfaction", any other woman my age I've met would've said that's slavery and she wouldn't step that low for any manNTA but women are subs, they like feeling "used"
>>32579305How so? >>32579308Yeah at some point I had to mentally distance myself from being her partner and had to consider myself her father lol. Great point actually. Idk about "mentally ill circles tho" as most mentally ill girls online seem to hate men. She was very open about not being misandrist
>>32579314>How so?Because it's the most common and normal sexual preference for girls duh.
>>32579263Ew, clean your fridge
Hello femanons do you want to add me on discord
>>32579313Good point but why is eating out girls or jamming your fingers inside one so popular? When I mentioned that to her she was like "Oh I've never thought about it that way, you're gonna make me blush. All I'm focused on is how much I can satisfy my partner"
>>32579306Yeah perspective is what I needed. In my mind what I've said makes sense, but I've no idea how women might see it, considering their experience has been vastly different from my own.So something like this is what you might be open to? Such as the scenario of not really knowing someone beyond just meeting them (or maybe seeing them around few times) and you'd potentially agree to go out with them? What would be things that would improve chances or worsen them do you think? From your personal perspective anyway.
>>32579321>Found it in my roomates gfs fridgeNTA
>>32579320Yes but this >>32579326
>>32579320Yes but this >>32579326I get that submission in general is super common but it usually seems very temporary and self centered, unlike how she made it sound
>>32579330>>32579333Idk why the first one got accidentally posted as well, my bad
>>32579296Have you seen that movie where Rachel Mcadams has a Jewess spit in her mouth?
>>32579042smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee, smoking a bit of weed and listening to lewd asmr of men. probably gonna watch a documentary/episode on concepts like wtf is reality and new science stuff or ancient history or genetics stuff, listen to awesome music and chill wit my cat after a nice cozy meal
>>32579326>>32579330>>32579333just means she was a grade a bullshitter and you are naive
>>32579342>lewd asmrDo you actually get the asmr effect, or is it just hot to listen to?
>>32579342Sounds comfy. Can I get your cat's name and the names of all other cats you've owned or interacted with over an extended period of time? I will judge you for it.
>>32579343Either this, or she's one of the <30% that cum from penetration
>>32579346Are you going to ask for her mother's maiden name?
>>32579326>Good point but why is eating out girls or jamming your fingers inside one so popular? When I mentioned that to her she was like "Oh I've never thought about it that way, you're gonna make me blush. All I'm focused on is how much I can satisfy my partner"Let me break this down for youWhat this ACTUALLY means is>I have abandonment issues>I can't imagine a guy actually liking me enough to want to make me feel good just because he wants to see me enjoying myself>so instead I focus on the idea of having a guy get off without regard for whether I'm enjoying myself>I'm insecure and have low self esteem, probably BPD>I will cheat on you
>>32579343Hmmmm>>32579349I asked her about how she felt during an orgasm and she said it wasn't as climactic as people made it out to be, she just played with herself for a while and maybe inserted her fingers or a cucumber or whatever and then felt kinda good for a short time and then stopped. Cumming for women is weird Idk
https://mangadex.org/title/1c64514c-ebb0-4118-a690-700ba22c2a80/beautiful-placeHave any women here read this manga? The girls in it are mean as fuck and I was just wondering if girls are mean like this irl too. I've never been inside of high school girl social dynamics, what are they like?
>>32579349>or she's one of the <30% that cum from penetrationYou're missing the point because you're a schizo looper who only focuses on the trivial irrelevant shit that gets lodged in your brain due to insecurities about your lack of charisma, the fact that women despise you, and your mother never loved you.
>>32579358Did you two fuck? Sorry if I missed something
>>32579360>Are women written by men who have never talked to a woman like women in real life
Femanons, do you want a guy to say "good girl" to you?
>>32579367No and if he did I'd know he was a pedophile and kill him.
>>32579354>let me break it down for you, MarkNOOOOOOEither way>abandonment issuesYeah her friend groups threw her out but it was 100% her own fault to be fair >can't imagine being likedChecks out>without regard for whether I'm enjoying myself In an odd way I feel like she got herself to thoroughly enjoy her situation but yeah, that's the initial idea of it>BPDConfirmed by the therapist I got for her, so yeah>will cheat on youehhh, she was way too dependent on me to even remotely consider that. But you're on the right track with everything else. And here's the thing, even if all of this is a horrible condition for a woman to be in, I still want a partner as pathetic as this. Just without being as evil and abusive as she was I guess.>>32579362It started out long distance so for a while there never was the chance, and once there was, the damage she had done to me already made me mentally distance myself into a father/caretaker role for her so even if she wanted to sleep with me, it never happened and I soon broke up with her either way after making sure she got a few supportive friends and a therapist to keep her alive after I left.
Just a little FYI Sauron didn't include it in the manual for the rings of power but you can destroy them by fingering a girl to completion on her period. This doesn't work with the One Ring.
>>32579351No, unless you interacted with her
>>32576821Idk if this is a joke or schizopost but this is a wild take bro... even when I was homeless I encouraged people to give money to charity and kids/animals in need (and while I'm technically still homeless I donate every month), life is much bigger than all of us individually. Also I am not educated on the crypto space but bitcoin doesn't seem like a safe investment
>>32579042Enjoy your vidya and gooning, get some good rest broHad a small party tonight at friends' house that was good fun, rn someone is crashed out on the next sofa and I am watching cartoons at 5am lel>>32578802Based Kuromi plush pic, I have a similar one but black+white (I miss her rn...)Anyway I think you should make a lighthearted albeit honest bio, but much more importantly just be honest when you're dating somebody>>32578767Yeah it's OKI'm late 20s and still get mistaken for teenager sometimes
>>32579376See, here's the thing. You're fucked up. You don't really want a woman like her. You've just given up on the idea of anyone actually loving you. She didn't love you, she used you as emotional support and eventually as something to vent her emotions into. In order for a woman to love you, you have to show some level of care and understanding to her. But you've accepted most men aren't loved anyways, they're used for emotional support to some degree, or financial support, or support with children/family. But you're too blackpilled and you're thinking in black and white. There's levels of being loved and being loved even a tiny bit is better than being with someone like that. Anon, you're the one who needed the therapy all along.
>>32578478>Elizabeth BennetPlayed by Keira Knightley yes pls>>32504068>Few days ago at something in Sonic 3If it makes you feel any better I was crying in the cinema too lmao (Maria...), very fun goofy movie overall though
>>32579386Yeah qt your a true altruistI remember your vocaroo of you ranting about staying in school, sounded like you were on the verge of tears, jumping over a fence or tripping over a bench or somethijg, shitzz was inspiringMade me temporarily quit drinking lol
Maleanons, do you want a girl to say "good boy" to you?
>>32579392When was this haha? Sounds like something I would do though (I did a lot of vocaroos when I was homeless because not like I had much else to do...)Stay safe and stay well <3 if you need any money lmk cause I have a little in my account rn, I don't want anybody else to sleep rough
>>32579393sure
>>32579361>You're missing the point because you're a schizo looper who only focuses on the trivial irrelevant shit that gets lodged in your brain due to insecurities about your lack of charisma, the fact that women despise you, and your mother never loved you.You're very passionate, anon. Is this a sore subject?
>>32579393nah im good, staying with roomates right now. thanks broa bit chilly but thats what blankets r 4
>>32579393Aa long as they mean it, l mean it's very sweet...>>32579392Also you're very kind but I wouldn't say I'm an altruist, just - ik this sounds super emo but - I don't want people to suffer the same pain that I did. Anything that can make other people slightly happier males me want to put off suicide a bit more
>>32579390>being loved even a tiny bit is better than being with someone like thatOuch. You're bringing up a lot of memories of things I've told friends after breaking up with her.>you're too blackpilledHmmm. >You don't really want a woman like herI'll have to thoroughly think about this, please give me some time to consider before responding. You're a wise person, do you mind talking over Discord or Instagram or wherever?
>>32579371I think that's more of a pet play thing. So he'd be a zoophile.
>>32579393She would be lying.
>>32579393Not really into that shit
>>32579393sounds infantilizingbut yeah sureas long as i truly seserve it
>>32579393My ex said that once just as I was cumming while also stroking my back. It was both hot and also really really creepy, I'm still not sure how I feel about it.
>>32579395good boy
>>32579393Nope
>>32579361Sarge?
>>32579408:)
buenos noches bitchesiget to work crack of ass tommorowice ice babybald all season tires, 4000lb land yacht, rwd, gonna be all over the roadhellz yea
>>32579361>>32579396>>32579414Jesus, what the fuck happened here
>>32579407That sounds nice. Though I do agree it's creepy if you think too hard about it. Sorta like "daddy" or "babe."
>>32579367If a man does that, it's creepy>>32579393If a woman does that, it's cuteIt is what it is
>>32579421whats wrong with babe? not baby but babe. i call my gf that all the time
>>32579399>You're a wise person, do you mind talking over Discord or Instagram or wherever?You don't need that. You can figure out a lot of things about yourself if you just try harder.
>>32579419I'm not sure. Anon is having a nuclear meltdown.
>>32579367i do like praise so yes its nice
>>32579426>i call my gf that all the timeI'm not judging you for that. But "babe" is an antiquated word for infant. Which is obviously not one anyone means when they refer to their partner
>>32579419>>32579428Judging by the fact that he abandoned thread immediately after, I'm guessing it triggered a bad memory.
>>32579427I'd still very much appreciate talking this over with you, I feel like you've tapped into something I kept in my blind spot. I don't mind buying ya a game or a beer or whatever in exchange if you're a busy person and need it to be worth your time. >>32579428Wild>>32579437Good guess
>>32579419Someone was freaking out over their relationship being called abusive earlier. Might be the same schizo
>>32578464Atoga women, I am and women in general. I am sorry but AI women have taken me away from you. So sorry good bye, its frightening but OP is really true.
>>32579445>I am and women in generalWat?
>>32578464Women or men (state gender please) : Pic related are anime women I like. What does it says about me (aside from the fact that inb4 I'm stupid, gay, whatever )? Where to find women like that ?Also (and that's related) I'm unable to fall in love, I never found a charismatic woman that impressed me. Did you fell in love once or several times ? How was it ? (state gender please)
>>32579450Oups sorry I forgot, here is the pic related
>>32579449The I AM is not supposed to be there.
>>32579449He cummed his brains out. Many such cases
>failed class>now on academic suspension for a whole yearWelp, now I've got a year to work full-time and do other shit without having to be constantly pulling my hair out over school. The girl I want is still 4 hours away and doesn't seem to have any interest in reconnecting. Maybe I'll move out of my house now and get an idea of what it's like to be autonomous and poor? Living paycheck to paycheck will be an interesting way to be. Or maybe I should focus on getting some programming certifications so I can bypass going back to school entirely?So many possibilities now that I am officially mediocre as fuck and making a mediocre wage to live a mediocre life.
>>32579441Guess the realization must've been tough on them, now I feel bad for judging them
>>32579414I wish.
>>32579456He was the abuser, feel free to judge him.
>>32579452god at least theyre not all underage. id cosplay the blue haired one for you
I was talking trash about the girl I liked from here the other day I hope she didn't saw it even if it is true.
>>32579457I guess you don't really go ballistic anymore
>>32579455As someone who dropped out of school and can barely hold a min wage jobI would focus on your mental health while doing some part-time work, then go back to school and focuses on your certs + any other programming projects/internships if you have time
>>32579463I am quite depressed now, yeah.
>>32579452MNot a weeb, but decent taste imo
>>32579459Which one ? Esdeath or Tomoe ahah ? I my pic cringe ?
>>32579465>I am quite depressed now, yeah.Sorry to hear that.
>>32579459cunny hatred will not be tolerated, hag
>>32579469the one in the middle who has the chest binder thingie.its not cringe, im just not familiar with anime that much even though i like cosplay
>>32579470Thank you.
I feel like a child i dont think I can date people my age, I feel they are too advance for me. They drink, smoke, probably have many sexual exploitation and stuff like that, tattoos or smoke or do drugs. Can drive and have jobs.
>>32579458Ahhh, sure then>>32579473Small question for this fellow cosplayer, how are you fine with cosplaying for your partner? I don't think I'd like it if my future gf/wife asked me to be someone else, it'd make me feel like I wasn't good enough.
>>32579475>drink, smoke, drugs, tats, jobsI mean I still feel like a child lmao life is just a bitch
>>32579475Feel ya. I'm honestly mentally still 15 dawg and I doubt that'll ever change. Getting my driver's license tho so maybe that'll help.
>>32579345asmr effect? i just coom my brains out>>32579346no but i can say i listen to chappel roan's pink pony club and wonder about the pinkness of the white man's cock and it's fun and silly
>>32579485>asmr effect? i just coom my brains outLol, based, that answers that.>autonomous sensory meridian response
I’m horny and want him what a strange feeling
M or FCould you stomach dating a 18 year old at 22?Isn't that just sick and disgusting?
>>32579464>focus on mental healthYeah, that's basically what this is all about I think. I'm psychologically dependent on adderall to not be completely fucking depressed, but the clinic I've been going to refuses to prescribe it to me again since I got it revoked for abuse ~5 years ago. Things have been a total mess since then.
>>32579473Yeah, tomoe, I love her style and personnality
>>32579480im still me, i see it more as a clothing paraphilia thing. if im wearing lingerie its still me even if they find it sexy, so if im wearing whatever the costume they want, its still me.
>>32579491What? I horny woman wants le sex? :0
>>32579492M, 33There's no chance I could take an 18 year old seriously at my age. It'd be like having to raise someone else's kid. Only thing she'd be good for is keeping around as a pet.
>>32579475You are actually ahead of them for not drinking smoking and having unsafe sex I’d start small- take a driving class
>>32579499>Only thing she'd be good for is keeping around as a pet.As all women should
>>32579492FI’m 22 I wouldn’t date an 18 year old they’re annoying as fuck
>>32579492M23Id date a 16 year oldLegal in my state :^)
>>32579498Unfortunately
>>32579492FSure, im 19 dating a 24yo
>>32579497Maybe we view it differently then, hmmm
>>32579507That's not how those laws work
Dip your finger in the waterCome and cool my tongueBecause I’m Tormented by the flames
>>32579475I'm autistic and "behind" or can't do a lot of things like driving, so I can relate to you. But I don't think smoking or drinking is a maturity thing, they're bad habits.
>>32579499>at 22?
>>32579513Actually it isAge of consent is 16No romeo and juliet laws applied
>>32579492Zoomers are put of their fuxking minds lol. How long before its weird to date a 22 year old girl at 23 Theyre taking all of these "your brain doesnt stop growing till 35" crap toos seriously
>>32579517It's a four year difference you fucking idiot lmao. There is barely any difference between an 18 year old and a 22 year old.
>>32578517I'd let him out for a minute or two and see if he wants to come back in. Else come back in 5 minutes, then 10, then if he's fine leave him.If I ever get a pet, imma try to put in a doggy door that opens with a collar tag, though would need to research how it works
>>32579509>Sure, im 19 dating a 24yoah you're literally being groomedYou're just a child!
>>32579509How'd you end up here normie?
>>32579514What song
>>32579499Damn you're a loser. My Dad was your age when he met my 17 year old mom at the time
I don't look that fat when I look at myself in the mirror, but I look really fat in pictures. Why is this?
>>32579534https://youtu.be/8esJRCMJGeg
Okay im going to bed, for real this timeOh wait have to brush teeth But yeah 4 reel
>>32579525>It's a four year difference you fucking idiot lmaoThat's the point, anon. That College student didn't deserve to be attacked by a mob.
>>32579492I suspect this behaviour is somewhat tied to the mating/loneliness crisis. The morally acceptable age gap shrinking is an expression of intrasexual competition: an attempt to prevent older, more established men from poaching their female peers.
>>32579492Going off thisWomen, how much of an age gap do you prefer? How many years old do you want guys to be? What's your max? Post your age of course.
>>32579547I'm inclined to agree. But there were at least 4 women that participated in the attack
>>32579540You're fat and cope by only looking at yourself in good angles
>>32579450MaleIt means you think booba = personality. Those characters have nothing in common besides breasting boobily and not acting like anyone in real life.
Women did you want to be a magical girl when you were younger? Do you still want to be one?
>>32579533where do you think i got my bf
>>32579558This is some serious AI slop. The dimensions on her legs are retarded and her eyes are fucked.
>>32579452One of these women are not like the others…
>>32579553That does not contradict my position though. Many women see age gaps as critical too. Not to mention that there is obviously a sensationalist element to it, mob mentality, peer pressure, etc. - women tend to view age gaps as critical until they find themselves in a relationship with an age gap, and even then there perspective remains critical; it's more of a kind of making an excuse for the guy they're dating than deriving a general rule from it.
>>32579561Those are supposed to be tears, and the artist tends to exaggerate voluptuousnessLol my 75 year old grandpa can differentiate ai better than you
>>32579561This is obviously hand drawn.
>>32579569I just couldn't believe some drew something so shittily.
>>32579555NTA, but can't a guy have several "types?"
>>32579571Post your obviously superior art anon
>>32579571NTA but you're in no position to judge. The artist is clearly competent.
>>32579561It’s important to the ecosystem that some retards are allowed to exist
Why do some women get disgruntled if they haven't been fucked "well" in a while? I used to think it was some internet bullshit but this girl's entire demeanor changed once she started getting fucked by a guy she liked.
>>32579540Fix your hands bro, moisturize that shit
>>32579575>>32579576"nooo you cant critique art without making it because i feel a personal connection to the piece!"
>>32578478Sorry I dont know any of them
>>32579569Who’s the artist? Asking for a friend.
>>32579475Same. I also feel like a child and dating people my age feels awkward. I'm not saying I would date underage girls, but
>>32578499MAll bullshit except maybe lucid dreaming
>>32579584You can't even formulate a coherent critique. The artist clearly understands what he's doing.
>>32579581>Why do some women get disgruntled if they haven't been fucked "well" in a while? I used to think it was some internet bullshit but this girl's entire demeanor changed once she started getting fucked by a guy she liked.MThey're like shoes: they need to be stretched out or they get uncomfortable.
>>32579590It's quite simple. Where are the legs going?
>>32579581NAG but it’s crazy what some good dick can do to a woman
>>32579492M 36, yeah, I would date an 18 yo
>>32579529NTA, but I find it amusing that this sentiment often comes from preddit
Thoughts on prone bone? Either gender.
>>32579581imagine you had a really bad itch you could never scratch without someone's help for your entire life that never went away. how happy would you feel if you met somebody who was really nice to you and scratched that shit so good you saw stars?
>>32579592You can only see a fraction of her right hip and thigh. The proportions are deliberately distorted to emphasise the hourglass figure but the anatomy is perfectly fine.The line work and colouring alone tells you that this guy knows what he's doing. He's not the greatest artist who ever lived but this is clearly someone who could/can make a living with the stuff he does.
>>32579499>M, 33>There's no chance I could take an 18 year old seriously at my ageNice reading comprehension
>>32578586MI would think I need to see a psychiatrist or something, the initial is probably not there and I am imagining, maybe is the a sign, is the initial of the love of my life, no I am just going crazy.
>>32579600If you say so, coomer.
>>32579555He's probably a sub
>>32579597>Thoughts on prone bone? Either gender.MFemanon is probably craving it right now.
Why are you retards arguing over artistic merit and not discussing wether or not you want or wanted to be a Mahou Shoujo
Girls, are you upgrading your graphics card this gen? Nvidia or AMD?
>>32579610Yeah, nvidia 5090
>>32579599That's cute, I want to be a femanon's telescope now.
>>32579612oh no! that's way too cute of a way to describe it! i'm never going to forget that now!
>can't sleepBeyond over.
>>32579604My point is made. If you are incapable of separating a motif you disapprove of from the technical ability of the artist, then you simply are not in a position to judge. I don't expect you like what he's drawing, I'm not the biggest fan of it either, but I can tell when someone is competent.
>>32579616
>>32579597M. Prone bone is one of my favorites. Ass feels so soft in that position.
>>32579614Me tooThoughts are racing in my head and im too warm
>>32579492Remember simpler times?
>>32579617Posting meme images does not change the fact that you got told and find yourself incapable of coming up with an actual response. It's an expression of being butthurt, dumbfounded and most likely low IQ.
>>32579597I never had sex but i think it looks hot and enjoyable for both sides
Men like to feel needed, but women are needed differently, women how do you feel about being needed by men for their emotional stability?
>>32579622Nice.
>>32579617Bro is big mad
>>32579504>t. Annoying as fuck 22 year old
why do femanons think it's acceptable to cosplay as some thin waisted huge booba anime character when they are only pathetic a cups at best? what are they trying to accomplish other than embarrassing themselves?
>>32579614You barely tried you pussy
>>32579597MIt’s my favorite
When recycling glass (from drinks, spices etc) do you take off non glass bits? Like lids, caps and whatnot
>>32579625They hate it. Their term for it is emotional labour
>>32579634Yes.
>>32579634M yes
>>32579629I just thought about a flat tsunade cosplay and it made me giggle
>>32579613You're welcome :)
>>32579634>recyclingYou know that shit doesn't work any they just dump it all in the same landfill right?
>>32579635I thought so
I am alive.
>>32579643Especially in pakistan
>>32579581It's like if you've been looking for a good steak and every restaurant has had shit ones, so you're fed up by the wasted time and effort, and then suddenly you find that place that has a pristine steak. Best analogy I could think of since I went through this and finally found a good steakhouse.
I think i know a girl who needs a good dick fix.Id be happy to oblige but unfortunately im not the one
>>32579643MOf course.For me it's just a way to scratch my autistic need to categorize.I also burn tires in my backyard as a contingency to offset any benefit to the environment if something ever does get recycled.
>>32579643This only applies to plastic, you tard
>>32579651NTA, but just out of curiosity, what would virgins be in this analogy?
>>32579659Involuntary Vegans who never had a steak
>>32579652>I think i know a girl who needs a good dick fix.>Id be happy to oblige but unfortunately im not the one>t. Chewy steak.
>>32579648>I am alive.Should I play this? It's on sale
>>32579662All men who arent handsome are chewy steaksIts something you get because theres no good steak but you dont want to starve
>>32579629I know you're trolling, but we've had some busty powergirl cosplayers ITT who could probably pull it off.
i'm reading romance manga and i keep squealing ridiculous amounts over what's happening in the story. if i had a boyfriend do you think i would be allowed to roll over and mess with him and try things out on him? i want to kiss somebody like that...
>>32579656It's Chad>>32579661Are male virgins still cows?
>>32579666Yeah you’d be allowed
My arrow strikes true.Too bad, I fell off the world.Only to return.
>>32579666>if i had a boyfriend do you think i would be allowed to roll over and mess with him and try things out on him?With a good rope you could try anything you want on him.
>>32579671i do want to know how it feels to tie a man's wrists together and then have him hold my face and kiss me when his hands are bound like that
>>32579656>I also burn tires in my backyard as a contingency to offset any benefit to the environment if something ever does get recycled.Make sure to also dump car batteries in the ocean
>>32579672>>32579666You're pretty cute, Satan.
Is it normal to feel sick after not eating meat for awhile?I'm trying to become vegan so girls would like me more, but after a couple of weeks with no meat my stomach hurts and I feel like puking
>>32579673Sadly I'm too far from the coast. But I have a stack laying here for when I get the chance.
@32579677This must be a most beta thing i have read in a while
>>32579670Vague posters should be used for archery practice
>>32579434Please offer your analysis and advice.
Women, is carpentry considered an "attractive" hobby to you?
You know what blows when you are a man?When you are meeting with a girl, getting flirty and starting to have dates, and you know shes "sex positive" but she puts you on a timer to not appear easy or whatever.Women do it all the fucking time, and you just know they banged someone at first date or for a tinder hookup, but now that she thinks im a good guy, she needs to make sure she doesnt seem like an easy girl.I think ill have to get some face tattoos and start doing coke during dates >Inb4 women say "its your fault that you didnt attract her enough" or some other diarrhea
How do I learn to get over/accept physical imperfections on my body, like wounds, scars, etc.? I don't self-harm, but I realize that it's impossible to go through life without ever getting physically hurt. Getting injured really makes me want to die sometimes though because I despise imperfections. How do I learn to get over this?
>>32579686Don't date sex pozzed women
>>32579597F insanely efficient for getting both parties off. hate that i have to turn to see my bfs face though
>>32579689If you are a woman, realize that even amputee and wheelchair bound women have simps in their dmsIf you are a man? Idk what to tell you, grow up?
>>32579689This sounds like ocd or someshit
state genderpost characters you relate to!19F
>Anna Gunn rubbing oil on her pregnant bellyVince is a man of culture too, I see.
>>32579695Would you bang Ellies gf?
>>32579696>Anna Gunn0ld
>>32579686SecondlyThe girls who had a period of fucking around and partying, but NOW they only want kids and settle down (insert smiling angel halo emoji)Its so fucking pathetic actually, it genuinely gives me ick so powerfull it will never make my dick rise ever again for you.
>>32579695>had longer hair for a while>it was winter so i needed a long coat and some gloves>some group of people stopped me at a mall, asked if I knew what Resident Evil was and said i looked like Leon KennedyProbably the only compliment I've ever gotten.
>>32579699I’m watching it for the first time.
>>32579695I'm not wearing my glasses and it made me think top left was Ramsey Bolton
>>32579695>3x3 collage of Ryan Gosling
>>32579695>Cascauhhh, you ok?
>>32579695What's the template for this?>>32579702I meant she is old
>>32579709And she’s hot.
Femanons:>Your age>Maximum age of someone you would date / bang
>>32579710no
>>32579701Were they black?
>>32579709no template, i just put some pngs on a blank canvas
>>32579701How are you not swimming in pussy?
>>32579708more or less!
>>32579715No, some white guys and a girl or two in their very early 20s I think.>>32579718I'm a shy autist unfortunately and have a hard time believing people, even friends, genuinely like me.
>>32579695M
>>32579695I feel like I'm too boring to relate to any of the characters in the stories I like.
>>32579723i need an e-restraining order
>>32579726You love it
>>32579685Nag, but woodworking is high on that attractive hobby chart anons always post
>>32579628It’s true
>>32579692>insanely efficient for getting both parties off. hate that i have to turn to see my bfs face thoughFucking in front of a mirror is really fun.
Gotta be honest, this whole B plot with Skyler White is cringe. Show more drug dealing drama, damn it.
>>32579737What season are you on?And yeah Skyler is an annoying bitch who doesn't see the bigger picture
>>325797382x01.
>>32579558yes i loved sailor moon and winx.
>>32579745Is this qt or is this a real woman
>>32579597f, ive never tried it
>>32579747i dont know who qt is, but i loved sailor moon. the manga is better though even though theres creepy age differences
Men (particularly married men, but all men are free to answer). If your wife wanted to try having casual sex with other men through means such as swinging, would you be supportive of her? This is assuming she doesn’t do it behind your back and tries to discuss it with you first.
>>32579739Oh yeah she gets worseOnce season 4 hits she gets a bit less retarded
AH CHOO!
>>32579751I would chain her in a cage and keep her there until she learned her placeThen I'd brand my initials on her inner thigh so she knows she belongs to me
>>32579751slippery slope
>>32578517NEDM
>>32579752Makes me horny as hell though.
>>32578559yes
>>32579751Am I not allowed to watch?
>>32579758She oddly gets hotter as the show progressesI think season 4 is peak Skyler
>>32579748Most girls seem to have it as a favourite
>>32579764ill definitely try it next time
>>32579751Swinging means husband fucks to right?
>>32579762Good incentive to keep watching.
>>32579751Yeah, I’d do that. Being bisexual has its perks.
>>32579769He didn't say you'd fuck the bulls too
>>32579666read Veil
>>32579771In that case I’d go out and fuck other people, but I’d prefer for it to be a shared experience.
>>32579686>chick has decided to make an effort for you >anon is put out by thisI hooked up with a chick I met on Bumble the night I met her and things became a mess between me and her rather quickly. I don’t have much sexual experience so I had performance anxiety the whole time, and she wanted me to fuck her raw for reasons that I can only speculate about (by the time we broke up, I’m guessing it was probably pride). Trust me when I say that there’s nothing good about a chick putting out on a first date. It’s a very, very bad sign. If you want to just fuck someone, get some money and hire an escort. It’s basically the same thing as having sex on the first date.
>>32579769>>>/lgbt/
>>32579695M (pirate)Aragorn
>>32579389>get some good rest brothanks bro. tomorrow night i will. i always make sure of that. gotta be functional after all
>>32578499Mlol
Holy Mary, guide my hand, so I may return those you love to your embrace.
>>32579765Based. Though fair warning, it can shorten a man's duration.
>>32579751Just thinking about it fills me with dread. I have an anxious-attachment style of neuroticism when it comes to romantic interests, and so the first thing I start to worry about is her leaving me because of it. Still, I’d be curious about what she makes of it afterwards.
>>32579784It seems she is guiding my hand towards my morninh wood...
>>32579785can attest to this. fastest ive ever made him bust
>>3257969528M
Anyone noticed Euro hours are when male posts start getting fruity?
>>32579695
>>32579793>goku>cowardly lionexplain Unless you're as dumb as Goku and have the battle iq of the cowardly lion
>>32579597MFUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES
>>32579792Kek.
Women do you think Gohan is more attractive than his dad.
>>32579794All me.
>>32579796Only one of those six is true, but it renders everything else true automatically
>>32579794Well that is when QT posts
>>32579794Whats fruity?
>>32579695MThis cat
>>32579751I decided she is no longer my wife the moment she even suggests it.
>>32579804me!!! im the cat!! and she is you
>>32579809I'd much prefer it the other way around but that is fine too
Gotten pretty close to a female friend recently, we were associates at best before, but hanging out, talking and texting has taken a sharp uphill spike in the past few months, anyway, I'm not sure if I'm delusional or reading into nothing, but I think there's some attraction on both ends at play going on, anyone else ever been in this scenario? What ended up happening
>>32579814mutual armpit sniffing!!
>>32579686You know what REALLY blows about being a man?Little things like if we are cooking porkchops and one of them is burnt or something, that goes to me because Im a man and reasons. Whenever some first attempt at a meal is not so good or looks a bit ugly, that goes to the man.
There is a namefag girl that replies to my posts but she doesn't know how much I hate her. I don't want to be rude so I just ignore her.
>>32579803The meatier version of juicy.
What if shes 13 winters.
>>32579817*sigh*Now I'm hard, look at what you've done
>>32579695mhannibal, but specifically madds mikkelsens portrayal of the character
>>32579825well i guess we'll just have to take care of that too
>>32579820Just keep pushing.
>>32579819This is true, my dad always got the worst of the food
There's a little namefag inside all of us and it comes out when we go to the toilet
>>32579803>Whats fruity?Slang for male homosexual behaviour
>>32579828YYAYYYY someone else who likes nbc hannibal. honestly i can understand it, i find him extremely relatable but will graham moreso. for me it's hannibals insistence on some sort of mutual understanding beyond what we usually see between individuals and the willingness to do anything for that.
>>32579816Sounds more friendly than flirty. And things usually escalate faster than several months
>>32579820Quit talking about your dick and JH will leave you alone
>>32579840Several was too big a word, it's more like 1 or 2, but you're probably right
>>32579831Kek
How the fuck do people watch shows with closed captions?
>>32579775>Trust me when I say that there’s nothing good about a chick putting out on a first date. Not that guy, and you're right that he's looking at it the wrong way, but the duplicity is bad no matter what.
>>32579751I would ask for a divorce where she walks away only with what was hers before our marriage. Then she's free to do as she pleases. If she refuses those very lenient terms, I would kill her.
>>325798551. They blew their eardrums out with headphones2. Dolby 5.1 Sound with an improper sound system
>>32579843just talk about cum instead
>>32578554>>32578593Has that worked with you before?
>>32579361>You're missing the point because you're a schizo looper who only focuses on the trivial irrelevant shit that gets lodged in your brain due to insecurities about your lack of charisma, the fact that women despise you, and your mother never loved you.Anon, are you okay?
>>32579860Drives me fucking insane. I have hearing damage from going to concerts and I can hear TV just fine.
>>32579857I’d hardly call trying to make a good impression on someone you don’t know at all duplicitous. If she likes you, she’s gonna make an effort to keep you around. And if she’s got any sense, then she knows better than to fuck a guy she likes on the first date.
>>32579839it's one of my favorite shows, probably my favorite actually. >it's hannibals insistence on some sort of mutual understandingyou get it, you could understand me <3
>>32579869>>32579855Sounds like autism to me.
>>32579875Obviously.
State gender and thoughts on this makeup look.Personally, I (F) like it very much.
>>32579878f, i dont think the shade of lipstick would suit me very well and but i dont mind the eye makeup
>>32579878MOk if you go for sonething really fancy like a gala in a nice dress.But other than that, it'd be too much.
>>32579878MA bit too tryhard, I'm not a fan of lipsticks in general
https://youtu.be/xrWKKo1rHa0Welp, at least my crypto is safe
>>32579878MNot particularly into it
>>32579890>I'm not a fan of lipsticks in generawhat about lipgloss? i usually wear a clear one
>>32579878MEh
I miss summer.
>>32579878MPerfect for deepthroating and ruining
im scared of rejection and if i get past fear or rejection i have a fear of getting attached, wat do?
>>32579900Fix yourself before trying to get into a relationship.
>>32579900>Anxious-avoidantYou shouldn't be in any relationship if you chose to act this way.
I cant talk bad about her because she will find out.
>>32579909Your OCD is lamentable.
>>32579909For the millionth time, this isn't a fucking letter thread, you annoying schizo.
>>32579896Lipgloss can be okay, I still don't like it when it's too fancyI am of the idea that medium-thin lips and a wide mouth naturally rock it
>>32579890How long have you been a homosexual?
>>32579903how?>>32579907i didnt exactly chose to have a traumatic parent death and a surviving parent that was cold and distant
>>32579918The moment I fucked your mom.It was just too gross.
>>32579911I am so done, she knows that.>>32579912This is the first time you told me this year, I was banned. I suspect she might be involved in my suspensions but I hope that wasn't her, it would be heartbreaking, what am I saying she is done worst things to me, thanks for reading dear dairy.
>>32579878MLooks a bit heavy, but I love bold lipstick on women.
>>32579920I didn't say you chose to be this way, but ACT this way.Sorry that shit happened to you, but please read exactly how people word things.
>>32579907>You shouldn't be in any relationship if you chose to act this way.nta but i know for disorganised/disorientated they suggest a secure attachment is what fixes it
>>32579920>how?Well, leaving atoga would be a good step. The people here are bitter, miserable, and wallow in their own pain to pull you down. Another step is doing things that reinforce good self esteem, hobbies. You need one personal hobby, one creative hobby, and one skilled hobby.
>>32579918Why would you say this?
>>32579922I don’t think she cares, lil bro.
I promised a girl from here a drawing of me giving her a rose, but I don't want to do it because I suspect she is an evil person.
>>32579870Putting on a good girl act as a slut is what's duplicitous. OP hardly deserves any better, but men like him aren't the only ones who have to deal with that kind of code-switching from women.Any genuinely decent and sane woman obviously wouldn't have sex then, sure. But that's not the issue. The issue is pretending to be something one isn't.
>>32579930Of course not, she is not human.
>>32579935Oh, she’s human. You are giving her way too much credit. You really should focus your OCD on something more productive instead of some bitch.
>>32579931Anon, please stop spamming the thread. If you don't have any questions or answers you should post elsewhere
>>32579898I miss seeing women in summer dresses
>>32579932Well said
>>32579937I have a questions, are you from Portugal, do you work as a security guard, do you like Chun-Li?
>>32579946No, no, is she the one with the big ass?
>>32579947>is she the one with the big assnta but you're gonna have to get more specific, they all have a big ass
Umm, the benzo I took last night barely helped. Still only got 4 hours sleep and fell asleep at like 3.30am
>>32579936I think she is a tranny, but I guess I am not getting that answer.
>>32579950I highly suggest you find something else to fixate on besides some internet woman.
>>32579946Wait what do you mean big ass? Are you a zoomer?
>>32579751Unmarried>If your wife wanted to try having casual sex with other menDivorced and suicideDon't even need to read the rest
>>32579955>>32579947
>>32579952Its 2
I liked a married woman from here, she is the one that likes to write letters.
>>32579959It does not matter. This is not healthy for you.
>>32579686Ehhhh it's a mixed bag because I can see your point about being treated what can be perceived as worse for being a good guy, but on the other hand I am a good guy (or at least believe myself to be) and I was completely turned off when a match I got on Bumble started talking about sending me nudes and how she only does it on Snapchat
>>32579962Thanks I appreciate your advice.
>>32579967Do you? Because you’ll be back. You are trapped in this cycle. It’s sad to witness it. I have watched it happen for half a year.
>>32579666Yes if you were my girlfriend you could do whatever you wanted to me, because as your boyfriend I would be yours completelyWe would need to talk about this beforehand however so I know how I'm supposed to actWe can trade romance manga and maybe try things from it on each other
>>32579948I was thinking of Cammy
>>32579969You are thinking of someone else. I am another person. Maybe another of her victims, I found I wasn't the only one.
>>32579975>victimsNigga please. You are a human being with your own agency. You weren’t victimized.
>>32579957>>32579955Millennial. Large butt cheeks
>>32579878M. Nauseating.
>>32579666Since you're a fan of Japanese romance, you should check out the visual novel "Saya no Uta."
>>32579974Which one you like better?
>>32579855>How the fuck do people watch shows with closed captions?They're deaf, hard of hearing, or ESL. I'm partially deaf and I can't watch anything without subtitles. My partner isn't a native English speaker, so they help her too.
>>32579986These are the only acceptable reasons.
>>32579984I think Cammy is hotter, I've never played the gane though, so I can't speak to their mechanics or how they behave.
>>32579492MaleI did this and felt kinda weird at firstEventually it became clear to me that the issue wasn't numbers but stage in life
>>32579977Oh I remember you! Yeah I cant believe you remember me. Am iconic or what? Why do you say n@gga?
>>32579878FI've heard that in the '60s, women who didn't wear lipstick were suspected of being lesbians or mentally ill. It makes me feel bad to think of all the women who were forced to conform to patriarchal notions of beauty.
>>32579751>If your wife wanted to try having casual sex with other men through means such as swinging, would you be supportive of her?Yes, absolutely. But genuinely non-monogamous people like me are rare, so don't get your hopes up.
>>32579983NtaI loved this one it was so cute I loved Saya, always pick her ending
>>32579991Not iconic insomuch as obvious, and I felt a personal issue with what you were doing. Not so much anymore. I say nigga because I grew up poor and it’s a part of my lexicon.
>GenderIf you're a zoomer, would you date a "zillennial?"
>>32579992>patriarchal notions of beauty.Women say this shit but then blast other women for wearing the same outfit or the same shoes or not wearing makeupWomen do this shit, not men
>>32579989I was asking which you thought was hotter. Have you ever played games?
>>32580000MI'm 1999 so that makes me a zillennial I guessProbably
>>32579992Now we have lipstick lesbians
>>32579998So do you remember me from last year? Why are you up? I thought you retired from here. Did you missed me?
I really wish marriage worked out. My inexperience with women was the main reason I wanted it and fantasized about it, but it was also the reason it would never work.The more I learned, the more I got comfortable with women, the more I wanted it less. So what it is end goal of life if marriage is more likely to end in failure than not?
>>3258000399 isn't considered gen z?
>>32580005Not done with this place yet.
>>32579946Nta but I wanna answer>are you from PortugalNo>do you work as a security guardYeah>do you like Chun-Li?She's okay but Juri Han is way better
>>32580007No, 97 is the start of gen zBut "zillennial" in considered 97-01Basically old enough to use VHS but grew up with Iphones
Guys I think a zoomer tranny from here fool me so bad. Was I dumb for not seeing that sus was a red flag.
>>32580011>No, 97 is the start of gen zWhy? It's still the old millenium.
>>32580009Okay, Do you collect images? DO you remember an anon that asked if you ever seeing ghosts on the monitors.
Oh no now there’s no rush if I’m not risking my life.
>>32580008I love her so much, I wont come at these times to not disturb you again.
>>32579946Is the Portuguese zoomer femanon the one you're complaining about ? She always seems nice.
The hell with that simpcuck?
>>32580008Why is this guy freaking out?
>>32580022No, that was just a random country ask about, I was going to ask another country.
>>32580020Thanks bro, but don’t mind me. We’re not together anymore.
>>32580017>Do you collect images?Off the cameras? I kept some videos from it, mostly of action, nothing creepy because i've been told that kind of thing should be ignored as much as possible or whatever being it might be could attach to you>DO you remember an anon that asked if you ever seeing ghosts on the monitors.I do but I get that question a lot. If it was you, what was the answer? I'll see if it reminds me of any of my stories
>>32580026What do you mean? Dont tell me you are that guy that like that one girl.
I'm confused as to what's being discussed ITT
>>32580032Me too.
>>32580024He has ocd and is in love with a few femanons.
>>32580029>>32580017What's with this schizo shit?
>>32580029I was asking you about what kind of gear you used, and what you did.I mean anime images. I was asking for anons I talked from these hours before.
>>32580034>He has ocd and is in love with a few femanonsSeems more like paranoid schizophrenia
>>32580035I know how you feel, but is not as serious as you think.
>>32580038Who cares?
>>32580026Together with who?
>>32580035I was a security guard, my job was exclusively to watch cameras, I saw a bunch of creepy stuff on the monitors and like talking about itAt one point a witchy girl told me to not think about some of the entities I saw so I limit the amount I do that unless it becomes somewhat relevantAlso, its fun>>32580037>I was asking you about what kind of gear you used, and what you did.Oh, that could have been me but idkAll we used were desktops and laptops, it was entirely remote>I mean anime images. I was asking for anons I talked from these hours before.I collect specific kinds of anime images
Why are young people so in love with inventing new slang and terminology, and why do older people refuse to learn it?
>>32580032I was rencently unbanned and I am afraid it will get worse, and then some anons will say that lately the threads have trash and I will secretly feel bad because I know its my fault i think but honestly i dont think i am that bad, sorry.
>>32580038Please anons stop saying the OCD stuff she knows about it. She will leave and not talk to me.
>>32580041How she was super racist, i guess she dumped him when she found out.
>>32580048What race is he?
>>32580043Do you have chun-li images, do you remember ever making a zip file for someone here? Do you use an image tagging sorting program?
>>32580043Thanks for explaining. Are you Portuguese?
>>32580051I think black, he says nigg@
>>32580057Doesn't Sarge say that?
>>32580061That I do.
>>32580052Chun Li images? No sorry, it must be a different anon>>32580055Nah, I'm from the states, California specifically, not that it matters really
You people that ignore the thread purpose and just gossip and chatfag it up are like a cancerous growth that has destroyed its host.
>>32580063I just think people that say that are automatically black.
>>32580065Nta 2.16 AM
>>32580069Why are you telling anon the time?
>>32580066Personally I find it charming.
>>32580063What's with this guy?
>>32580071Because we live in the same area.
>>32580073His name is Julian. He’s obsessed with certain femanons because he’s OCD. He will take things way too far and develop unhealthy fixations on them. It’s pretty sad.
I am sorry i reminded you of her, s/he is not returning.
>>32580074Doesn't his phone/PC have the time on it?
I said something very mean last thread, but I didn't get any (You)s. Clearly, I need a different strategy.
>>32580075Ohh, and he's obsessed with Swiss?
>>32580077Yes but I appreciate the thought>>32580069Hello neighborI know why I'm up but why are you?
>>32580075Gross, you are metal if you think thats me. Happily for me you can't tell who am I, PHYSCHO.
>>32580080Yeah, she’s one of the femanons he’s obsessed with. I think she’s the “evil” one.
>>32580077I was letting him know in secret we are from the same place.
>>32580081Because I am sabotaging myself, hopefully you are working or doing something meaningful.
>>32578637Gigabased
>>32580076Thanks but I don’t care. O
>>32580087Anon stop sabotaging yourself. I'm at work right now, you should be getting some sleep. Do you have something to do in the morning?
>>32580083>I think she’s the “evil” one.Lmao.I'll be honest, I have OCD too, but nothing like this (I don't think).
>>32580091Sorry, I know you do, I am not trying to fight with you, you are nice.
>>325800934chan attracts the dregs.>>32580096A harem? Of lolies? Cool man.
>>32580096NTA.A harem of underage girls?
>>32580099Yeah, it hurts, but it'll pass.
>>32579949I don't take benzos but I think they stimulate dopamine so why would you take it at night when it's gonna keep you up?
>>32580092Yes lots of stop but I dont do nothing. I am proud of you. I am going to bed now.
>>32580086It's not a secret if I know
>>32580093Because you don't really have it.
>>32580104NTA, they're depressants
>>32579755Okay sexoUnfortunately this kind of thing implicitly comes with an unhinged jealous psychopath. Can't you be more into that thing but from a romantic perspective, like wanting to carve a rose on my lower back? For romantic and not jealous reasons?
Is a white guy wearing grillz cultural appropriation?
>>32580106You Didnt know. You were confused.
>>32580093She is evil, to be fair all of them were.
>>32579751God, no, absolutely not. We're already having a lot less sex than I'd personally like. I've never once turned her down for sex, even though she's turned me down plenty. If she wasn't wanting to have sex with me, but was wanting to have sex with other men? To the point that she was seriously asking about it? I would never tolerate that kind of vile, grievous wound. It would destroy our marriage.
>>32580075I wonder of this is why so many named femanons end up leaving?
>>32580113No man, it’s not that serious. They’re just people.
>>32580066Ah yes, because men asking>How do I flirt with womenand>how do I have sexIn every thread was so great
>>32580115They’re not leaving, they just stealth post, mostly because some anons get way too creepy. And quite frankly, attentionwhoring is a function of mental illness. So of course they’d disappear.
>>32580115I used to post cosplay nudes for fun and pleasure until some dude became creepily obsessed.
>>32580115Sorry i wasn't responsible for that I haven't been here in months, i prefer other younger women with more energy.
>>32580109>Can't you be more into that thing but from a romantic perspective, like wanting to carve a rose on my lower back? For romantic and not jealous reasons?Ok the question the op asked is just a blatant and flat out betrayal of my trust and our relationship and would make me livid Especially if we have children already and you pull this non monogamy shit on meObviously in our loving relationship were the only penis going inside of you is mine, I would lovingly leave bite marks all over your thighs and turn your body into my canvas
>>32580127I love hearing that. Amazing.
>>32580122You are retarded, and a homo most likely.
>>32580130No shit they have red flags, they're on 4chan, in the part of the website dedicated to giving them attention, validation from strangers. My point being: who cares? Fixate on something else.
>>32580117>Ah yes, because men asking How do I flirt with women In every thread was so greatI'd apologize, but I actually got a gf because of the advice I got from this.
How do I get a dom gf? Positive replies only plz
>>32580122That sucks! And now all us newfags miss out on boobs because of some schizo.
>>32580140>i kind feel bad for SargeKek, thanks bro.
>>32580130Was Neuro one of them?
>>32580140>if you a girl in here>tell everyone bodyThank you saar
>>32580134I'm not a homo and I tend to agree I'm retarded, but why am I retarded for doing this, exactly?
>>32580125>i prefer other younger women with more energy.The lollies?
>>32580145Yes, her voice sounded tranny as hell, she acted weird as hell. I kind of like her but then I was like hell no, too much masculinity and nit in a good way. Also her name just read it.
>>32580134NTAWhy would lesbo post nudes in a place full of men?
>>32580153>too much masculinityGuess you never heard her have sex thenShe goes from sounding like a dude to feminine whimpering so fast
>>32580148Sorry i have to delected this too but I HAVE dyslexia and she knows and I dont want s/he knowing it was me because s/he will bother me when I am genuinely asking for advice.
>>32580140>if a girl has a really unique personality it means she's gay.This is a blackpill I wasn't ready for
>>32580159>I HAVE dyslexiaYet you can't be bothered to use autocorrect?
>>32580149Say something random you had said here before, about you.
>>32580165Alright you're in a bad mood.
>>32580157Has everyone in atoga beaten off to this at least once? It's basically a right of passage.
>>32580150It was accidentally that that place was found and what it had. I don't think I can come back here like I used. They are just too magical.
>>32580122What were some of the characters?
>>32580169I've been here for a few months, I think, but I've never heard of Neuro or whatever it is you're talking about.
>>32580172What?
>>32580168Not really, I was kind of sad earlier. You know but thanks for telling me that not exactly your words but something else.
>>32580176Figure it out, I can't be direct and clear.
>>32580179Lollies have magical powers?
>>32580157I think I did, but trannies can sound like that, anyway i dont care about her she gives a gross vibe.
State gender.Do grammar nazis have autism? I see no other possible cause for their condition.
>>32580182They are lively comared to lame girls from atoga which are males sometimes.
>>32579695>post characters you relate to!M.
>>32580184MaleI've always dreamed of being a grammar nazi online but, sadly, I'm ESL and my English tends to suck.
>>32580159>I HAVE dyslexiaTry not having dyslexia, then. Why should anyone listen to the opinions of someone who sounds like a total retard?
>>32580184>Do grammar nazis have autism?No, they're just decent, unselfish people. Communication requires a certain amount of effort on both sides: an effort to compose a post, and an effort to read and understand it. If you screw up the grammar because you can't be bothered, then you are putting less effort into the post than you should; and as a consequence, you're making it harder for other people to understand it. So, your laziness requires other people to expend more energy and effort. That's simply selfish and inconsiderate.
>>32578464Women, do you like any strategy games?
>>32580156>Why would lesbo post nudes in a place full of men?She likes attention.
>>32580189Never give up on your dreams. Improve your English until you can be a proud grammar Nazi.
>>32580190>>32580164Dont listen and pay the price like Surge did.I hope you guys kill the thread before any of them awful atoga girls noticed I was here.
>>32580190I was panicking because 2 of them know info about me.
>>32580198>before any of them awful atoga girls noticed I was here.MUHAHAHAHAHA!It's over for you. We've been here the entire time. Now that we've confirmed your presence, we can enact our evil plan.
My left arm muscle is moving on its on thats how scare I am right now.
>>32580203They won't do anything to you, don't worry.
>>32580196Shed go to cc where the dykes are
>>32580201You can because I post during your night time, you cant affect me. The thing concerns me is this thread being up tomorrow.
>>32580204WRONG! We've tracked down his location. Our army of evil women is already on its way.
>>32580210Hahaha wait I think someone likes you here.
femanons, it seems that sometimes women pretend to be retarded so they have men doing favors for them. is that true?
>>32580210You are so dumb, are you the lesbo cosplayer.
>>32580211Really?
>>32580216Yeah, but I wont tell you, he was earlier today.
>>32580215Fear not. I am neither a dyke, nor a cosplayer.
>>32580219Umm i was hoping you were.
>>32580221Too bad.
Goodbye anons.
>>32580214>femanons, it seems that sometimes women pretend to be retarded so they have men doing favors for them. is that true?If men choose to believe unkind and untrue things about women, I have no compunction about using that belief to take advantage of them in every possible way.
>>32580224Sayonara, anon-kun.
>>32580222To be honest, i dont really care, because i wasn't gonna see you again.
>>32580226Bye anon.
>>32580224Farewell.
>>32580227???We've never seen each other.
>>32580230Bye-Bye, thanks ^~^
>>32580136>I actually got a gf because of the advice I got from this.Interesting. What worked?
Here, at this time. (Maybe)
Sorry anons i hope you forgive me, for all. This wont happen again.
>another rape nightmare where I turn into something inhuman while the reluctant rapist has his way with meI wish I knew what it meant. Do therapists determine meaning in dreams, or is that pseudoscience?
How come barely anyone in this thread is actually asking the opposite gender anything?
>>32579686>When you are meeting with a girl, getting flirty and starting to have dates, and you know shes "sex positive" but she puts you on a timer to not appear easy or whatever.You do understand that it is 100% the fault of other men that she needs to do this, right?
>>32580239It's pointless.
>>32580104benzos are supposed to make you sleep. thats why they were prescribed to me, because doxylamine does literally nothing for me
>>32580238No, but sounds like you're afraid of being defiled and turned undesirable, to the point where men only want you for sex.
>>32580238What do you mean by inhuman? Do you turn into a slime girl or something? That'd be hot.
>>32580214i dont act retarded but realising i can just say i dont know has saved me from doing so much shit i dont want to
>>32580243I've already had sex and multiple relationships, though.
>>32580244Don't remember, just remember not being me anymore. The rapist also changed.
>>32580245>realising i can just say i dont know has saved me from doing so much i see. is this common among women?
>>32580239I'm hesitant to interact directly with men right now.
>>32580225Sigh, why do I think this is hot?
>>32580239I'm gonna ask questions but after the women wake up.
>>32580248i dont know
>>32579393No. But when the right femanon says it at the right time its REALLY REALLY nice, so yes.
>>32580224Are you the guy that's traveling to fuck femanon?
>>32580239It's schizo hours
>>32579393>want to say it sometimes >guys ITT immediately jump to shota accusations
>>32580246>>32580247Rape is a loss of control for both parties: The victim loses bodily autonomy, the rapist loses impulse-control. Self-control is one of the defining things that sets humans apart from animals. Rape is animalistic, it's primitive, it's barbaric. The act causes you to lose your touch to civilization, to humanity. The rapist's hesitancy signifies feelings of disgust towards this transformation, but it's too late to go back to how things used to be, so he proceeds as planned.
>>32580253Why? Because if the schizo?
>>32580259Too vague, so I dont know.
>>32580253Sorry that was all me, and I apologized already. I was hurt.
>>32580263That does make sense. Makes me wonder if the rest of the context of the nightmare also had meaning, or if I just ate too much before bed so it made my dreaming weird.
>>32580262Not all of us!It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
>>32580265I missed the schizoposting, just woke up.>>32580272Oh I see it now.
>>32580239Pretty much all the ones I asked went ignored, I think foids are all asleep
>>32580277>I think foids are all asleepNot me. I'm awake.
>>32580276Don't worry they are fine people, I am leaving.
>>32578724>Brownoids will never understand.Why do you think that?
>>32580278Hi foid thank you for respondingWould you go on a date with me if I traded you a rare pokemon card?
>>32580239I think I've asked all the questions I had.All that's left is hornyposting, and I'm not horny.
>>32580268Thought you said it was a 4 day trip you were about to go on
>>32580283>and I'm not hornyTruly, we are in the darkest timeline of ATOGA.
Please I don't thrust me ever again.. I will just hurt you given the chance....hurting you is all i want...you been warned..
>>32580284Sorry, thats not me. Good luck.
State genderWhat's your favorite question you've gotten to answer on here? What was your answer?
>>32580286i know youve changed, you wont hit me again. i trust you
>>32580282Sorry, I'm currently steering clear of relationships until I've pulled myself together and bettered myself. One I've accomplished that, perhaps.
>look at a girl walking by>in an instant imagine our entire life togetherState genderDo you do this with whatever your preferred partner is?
>>32580291>One I've*Once I've
>>32580292M.I used to, until I got tired of getting slapped in the face with reality.
Women, what combs do you use?Either gender, what headphones do you use?
>>32580290I dont know you. This was for someone else. I was just joking or am I was...
>>32580299M.Sennheiser HD 598s.
>>32580291Are you the woman who chickened out of a threesome?
>>32580291That's fair enough, once you're ready let me know, I might have an even rarer pokemon card for a dowry
>>32580302No.
>>32580300MaleSennheiser HD600
>>32580306Kek, the fanfiction about me is deeper than I thought.
>>32580306Newfag here. Who's Sarge?
>>32580289M>Why do you keep responding to my trolling?is the one that comes to mind. Granted, it was directed at me and not the thread in general. I lead to a whole nicer deeper conversation.I don't even remember what the original troll question was.
>>32580299>Women, what combs do you use?I use a handmade, wooden, Italian comb.
>>32580306No, he did not, it was all just invented by me. I hope you dont mind me fooling you or the rest of the anons. Somethings were true.
>>32580299MSennheiser Momentum 4 on PCAirpods Max or Airpods Pro on Apple devicesI wish I could use the Airpods Max on PC, but they keep turning themselves off after entering some kind of power saving mode (when not having played a sound for a certain period) and fail to turn themselves back on again without returning them to the case.
>>32580289F. I love answering questions concerning my personal preferences in general. I always answer them genuinely, and I appreciate when my tastes are reaffirmed.
>>32580317Wait, unclefucker anon is my hater? The pedophile who's obsessed with JH? That's awesome.
>>32580299MDT 770 PRO
>>32580299F, I don't use combs. I use two brushes and a hand pick.
I will be having an orgasm later today. Whether that's from masturbation, a handjob, a blowjob, or even sex, only God can know.
>>32580317>>32580319Which one of you is the real Sarge?
>>32580319Who are you calling a pedo?
>>32580325Second one. Dunno what he means about stealing a persona considered I got dubbed Sarge during the summer because I would autistically rant.
>>32580323>Whether that's from masturbation, a handjob, a blowjob, or even sexOr, perhaps, an /atoga/ post.
>>32580323Lucky. I haven't been able to guarantee an orgasm, regardless of whether it's sex or masturbation, for years now. I just have to pray I get lucky to get even one O.
>>32580316What are some of your most unique preferences? As in, things you think only you like, whether it's due to most people not caring or most people strongly disagreeing?
>>32580319You're such a dumb fag lol
>>32580332Mostly sexual stuff. I think it's the product of feeding my sexuality with constant stimulation since I was young. Like how being online for too long ends up fucking with your preferences, too.
>>32580316>I appreciate when my tastes are reaffirmed.NTA. How often does that happen? How do you feel when their not? Does that feel like answering was a waste of time?
WomenI'm so tired, would you let me lay my head on your lap and pet me til I fall asleep?
>>32580330Unless the post somehow seeps its way out of my screen and coils its way around my dick, that seems unlikely. >>32580331Being a woman seems challenging. I've rarely ever had trouble finishing, even when I was on SSRIs.
>>32578464State genderWhat's worse? Having on OF account or orchestrating a crypto rug pull?
>>32580338>petLmao, I first read this as "pee".
>>32580343If I was more awake I wouldn't be opposed to that either
>>32580335>Mostly sexual stuff.Would you mind elaborating? This could mean anything.
>>32580341FBoth is bad, but having an OF may be the worse one, because you're harming yourself and the men who consume the content. A crypto scammer at least hasn't degraded himself.
>>32580341MI've never had the former and I don't even know what the latter is, so I don't know.
>>32580341MaleThe rug pullI wouldn't really mind a girl having an OF as long as she wasn't doing porn with other guys
>>32580336Usually there's at least one person who happens to share my feelings on any given thing, and that's enough for me to feel like I'm in good company.
>>32580341Having an OF would be more damaging to yourself. Scamming crypto bros is simply the morally correct thing to do. They deserve it.
>>32580285It is a great and terrible responsibility I bear.
>>32580308What was it?
>>32580351Being a woman must be so nice.
>>32580357That whole post he wrote didn't happen.
>>32580339I think I've just masturbated too much and relied on powered toys for too long. I figure a man who did something similar would also have issues orgasming.>>32580341F. At least the porn isn't lying about something.>>32580347The thread doesn't feel horny enough to get too into it. I like stupid smut and stupid sex acts, that simple.
>>32580361I wasn't able to see it before he deleted it
Do you want to die? Why? What's stopping you from doing so?
>>32580364Oh, I'll copy it for you.>Lol, so Sarge went on a crusade against other anons here just to end up getting tricked by a man because he's so lonely he can't get bitches irl? What a pathetic fucking faggot, lmaoooI was always right about him.
>>32580360I made less money and got less respect in the workplace than men growing up, to the point I had to leave the career I built up because I could no longer sustain my household despite my tenure.
>>32580360MQuit your whining.
>>32580366No, I just don't know how to live.
>>32580366yes, depression that wont go away. tried it a few times and now i need to order some stuff from the deep web to try again
>>32580362Oh, yeah. If you've desensitized yourself, that sucks, but you can get the sensitivity back if you abstain. I had a GF who had this clit suction toy thing, and she needed to use it on one of its higher settings to get off. After she stopped masturbating because we were doing stuff together so much, when she tried using it again later, even its lowest setting was far too much stimulation for her to handle. >The thread doesn't feel horny enough to get too into it.Please be the change we'd (or at least I'd) like to see in the world. I promise an effortpost going into my thoughts on all of the stupid sex acts you describe being into.
>>32580366M.Not anymore, there's a lot to do in this life before I pass on.
>>32580367Yeah, I'm not sure where that's even coming from
>>32580184F. I like to read texts imagining a scene, character and emotion. Your spelling mistakes take me out of my imaginary theatre play. Also I have a bit of autism.
>>32580369Fair enough. I was just thinking in the context of the thread.What career were you on? What did you replace it with?>>32580370Sorry. I realized how that post would read after I posted.
>>32580379Dunno, but it's funny. Maybe he's jealous of the attention. Not that it matters.
>>32580372Have you tried therapy and meds?
>i-it didn't happen! pls don't bully me ;_; i must preserve my atoga reputation ;_;Lol, lmao even
>>32580381Kudos for owning up
>>32580366>Do you want to die? Yeah>Why? I want to experience romance and love but instead seem cursed to experieince loneliss for all eternity>What's stopping you from doing so?I tried but didn't cut deep enough and I'm apparently a slow bleederI'm too scared now of something painful or that won't kill meI'd like a girl to do it
>>32580387No one cares about me except you.
>>32580387NTA, but Swiss is very, very, obviously a girl.
>>32580366MI want to see how it plays through, but I wouldn't care too much if I was going to die soon, it wouldn't change my behavior.
>>32580386many meds, ive done therapy for about a year, dbt for 6 months. i thought dbt was helping but now i dont know.
100% sincere question:What're the chances of finding a girl who'll let me call her mommy, both during sex and whenever it's just us alone in private?
>>32580380NTA. I'd just like to take this opportunity to say that my spelling mistakes are not usually because I'm an idiot or ESL (though I am the latter and sometimes the former), but because I have some weird disconnect between my fingers and my brain, and sometimes my brain skips or repeats words without me noticing.
>>32580397There's also ECT. I know it sounds rough, but it's less extreme than death
>>32580377I've gone without masturbating for months at a time, it didn't do anything but make me miserable. There's no helping me now.And just one thing I feel is weird to like would be the use of toys in general. It seems like many people think it's weird to frequently use them, powered or not.>>32580381I used to teach at the primary school level. And despite teaching for longer and having a better education, I was given less flexibility and control than new, male teachers. I ended up trying a bunch of different things, and I'm still between longterm employment.
>>32580391I'm glad you're still here, anon.
>>32580391>I want to experience romance and loveNTA. As long as you're alive there's hope. You certainly won't when you're dead.
>>32580403Were there black male teachers?
>>32580409No, I was the only nonwhite teacher at the time.
I will be revealing the anon files very soon pay attention to that, they will contain juicy details about them you will look at them with disgust, thats all, cee yahh.
I was drunk flirting with a friend and I called her and she answered and I think she might actually like me back??? Cause she asked me if I was being serious and accepted my invite to go on a date(?) But my ideal type is Chaewon and well, she doesn't look like her. Although I think my biggest issue is I'm scared that she might actually start hating me once she realizes how fucking weird I am
>>32580404Sadist>>32580406>You certainly won't when you're dead.True but I don't think I can take much more of this shit alone. I've wanted it since I was 5, mayber younger, thats about as far back as I rememberTherapy didn't help either. I'm so touch starved that there's just a dull ache on the surface of my skin calling out for human affection, never getting answered
>>32580414Meds.
>>32580403>I ended up trying a bunch of different thingsBecause you thought they would be better financially?>and I'm still between longterm employment.Sounds like that backfired. I'm sorry.And yeah it really sucks that you didn't feel like you could be financially stable in your chosen path.
>>32580414They will reveal that I like women and am nice to them
>>32580399Huh. Didn't consider that.
>>32580402maybe. i would want to try ketamine therapy before ect though, because it seems scary af
>>32580421I thought I'd get a better balance of financial viability and enjoyment of my job. I still babysit/tutor, so at least I haven't lost that aspect of my life despite quitting teaching. I think I'm going to get into lab management if possible, though.
>>32580423It keeps happening and it's very annoying. Thanks for giving me an opportunity to vent.
>>32580403>I feel is weird to like would be the use of toys in general. It seems like many people think it's weird to frequently use them, powered or not.I can understand why people might think it's weird. People would assume that sex should just be about the two bodies involved, and including toys as standard practice could be seen as taking away from that. Especially since toys can give you more pleasure than the guy ever could, so he'd feel like he's playing second fiddle the whole time. Any guy with sufficient maturity should be able to get over that, though.
WomenDo you actually hate all men? Even the good ones that are just regular people?
>>32580437>Even the good ones that are just regular people?Especially those because they are suffering from delusions which makes them twice as dangerous.
>>32580416How much do you go out and put yourself in social situations where you could meet people?
>>32580440>they are suffering from delusions which makes them twice as dangerous.How so?
Am I cuck if my bf is a boykisser?
>>32580427>I think I'm going to get into lab management if possible, though.Not sure what that means, but it sounds different from teaching and like it would require a whole different education.
>>32580441I work full time with other people and regularly interact with them in small ways like saying hello and asking about their day/life depending how much I've interacted with themI've been going to shops and cafes a lot lately tooNobody I know really goes out though so I just do it alone
>>32580446Depends if he's kissed a boy while with you, and also if he was wearing socksIf you're afraid of him leaving you just crossdress during sex sometimes
>went to sleep at a good time, so i had about 8.5 hours of sleep>Lie down>Cant fall asleep for like 4 hours>Have to adjust my timer>Not only slept bad but i couldnt do stuff that i plannedInfuriatingBut that's what i get when i have this twisted sleeping schedule
>>32580434>Any guy with sufficient maturitySo, few of them?>>32580437https://voca.ro/18t5tUnjCfE5>>32580450It'll require a bachelor's and some experience, that's all. I've been working in a lab for like three years now, so I think I'm gaining that experience, at least.
Do you think a lot of people are better looking in person?
WomenThoughts on guys doing dumb guy shit? For this context I don't mean rapey locker room talk shit I mean like rolling down hills or surfing on top of forklifts
>>32580454>I work full time with other people and regularly interact with them in small ways like saying hello and asking about their day/life depending how much I've interacted with them>I've been going to shops and cafes a lot lately tooThat's good, but those things are not really situations that are expected to lead to deeper connectio. Unless you happen to get lucky and meet someone you vibe with I guess, but that would be true for any situation.Have you considered taking up something like ballroom or swing dancing? Something where physical touch is expected?
>>32580461>vocaI didn't expect a girl that works in a lab to sound like she's from beverley hills, that's an interesting contrastBut you don't hate all men specifically then? I can understand misanthropy more than just generalizing the opposite sex
>>32580025Creep.
>>32580440Based. Would you date a misandrist?
>>32580466I get told I sound like I'm from somewhere different every time I post a voca. My vocal fry makes me sound westcoastish, apparently.And no, I don't typically hate all men for real. I reactively and temporarily feel that way sometimes, though.
>>32580461Are people irl surprised by your voice?
>>32580446You're saying he's a pedo? Staying with him is way worse than being a cuck
>>32580461>So, few of them?I mean, you're asking them to get over something that people would usually not have to accept. Everyone has lots of quirks that makes them incompatible with most people, so that's fine, but you also need to get over that fact.
>>32580463they age out of it, but i dont condone it. i wont stop them though, theyre adults
>>32580461>It'll require a bachelor's and some experienceThat's not nothing. I was very proud of myself for finally achieving my bachelors, and I wouldn't want to go through that again. Never mind higher degrees.You seem like an impressive person to me. Good luck with your future career.
>>32580473Not that I know of. I don't typically talk to people over the phone before meeting them in person, though.
GenderSparkling or regular water?Chamomile or black tea?
>>32580432No problem, cutie.
>>32580475I'm tired of being incompatible with people. I wish I didn't like what I like or feel what I feel sometimes.>>32580477I didn't mean to belittle your achievement. I just meant, in the context of the job I'd like, the degree is just the requirement to be considered and its context or focus don't matter. So it'd specifically just be a piece of paper saying my experience is backed up with valid investment.
>>32580465I'm not really very coordinated or rhythmically inclinedI just looked up ones near me but they don't list a cost on the website and all their students appear to be elderly so it's probably out of my price range
>>32580461Cute voice.
>>32580480f, regular, sparkling is bad for you. chamomile because it doesnt have caffeine
>>32580471>I reactively and temporarily feel that way sometimes, though.I think that's understandable, frustration and anger can do that to you. But I'm glad to hear it doesn't seem to seep into your everyday train of thought. Thank you for your responseYou have a nice voice by the way, I didn't mean it to sound rude, it just wasn't what I expected
>>32580462Compared to what?I think a lot if people are better looking in my mind than when I meet them in person.
>>32580480MaleSparkling if I'm dehydrated/exhausted, regular as my primary drinkBlack tea if I have milk, chamomile if not
>>32580480M. Tap water.
What should a mentally ill, dominant yandere girl do to make a submissive Russian doomer boy fall in love with her and stay with her forever?
>>32580485>sparkling is bad for youIs it? Mineral water is sparkling.>chamomile because it doesnt have caffeineI feel you.
>>32578464State genderThoughts on the associative law of vector addition?
There's a girl I like and I'm pretty sure she likes me. We were talking on a couch and were sitting pretty close. While we were talking she was twirling her braided pony tail and looking me in the eyes. Is this a sign that she likes me/is attracted to me? I googled it a bit but most people say it is meaningless and shouldn't be read into.
>>32580484I hate that word.>>32580486It's okay, I get it a lot. Apparently most people here expect me to sound stereotypically black and churlish.
>>32580492>tfw not RussianI'm sorry I can't answer that, I'm not qualified
>>32580495f, i barely remember vectors for high school. its like 3i + 2j or something isnt it. cant remember that law>>32580496i think you should ask her out!
>>32580497The only reason I had an inkling you were black is because I figured you were JH due to the lab thing. Your voice doesn't sound it at all. Like I said, it's pleasant, I think I'd love it if you read to me
>>32580503And then other people here say I sound too ghetto. There really is no good perception of voices ITT. It's almost like dialects are dependent on surroundings and culture more than what color your skin happens to be. Thanks for the compliment, though.
>>32580482>I didn't mean to belittle your achievement.I didn't take it like that. I'm just impressed by you and how it seems to be no big deal for you.
Personally, I like JH's ass, or rather her descriptor of it.
>>32580462Some girls definetly are better looking in person because they put on 10 different filters and makeup and look like aliensWith that being said once i met an absolutely gorgeous girl irl, she was soooo cute i had a crush on her instantly, but when i saw her pics on ig she just didnt look that good, and im not sure what was the deal there
>>32580497>I hate that word.I know. I'm just teasing. First time I hear your voice though. I didn't think I liked vocal fry but I'm quickly coming around to it.
>>32580482>I'm tired of being incompatible with people.That's understandable, but you should understand that that's, like, a super common thing.
>>32580510Maybe I'm overestimating it because it's only two years.>>32580511When did my ass come up in thia conversation? We're talking school and voices and hating men.>>32580513Really? I've been spamming vocas here for years. Are you new?
https://youtu.be/HVBnpC1b_5Y
>>32580520I know. But I'm tired of first and second dates going nowhere. It's frustrating.
>>32580499OK but if he wasn't Russian?
>>32580509HmmYou do have a point but at the same time, it's still strange that you developed that accent if you aren't from here
>>32580527If you're a dom and he's submissive he'll probably be under your spell from the start
>>32580523>Are you new?Yeah, I've been hanging around since beginning of December. Developed a little crush on you. I'm one of the anons who's been bugging you since then.Don't worry, I'm dealing with it. But it's nice to have a voice to put to the fantasy.
>gf shaved AGAINTime to unclog the drain, why are women like this
>>32580529I do think I end up recording my voice the same way I talk with friends, which is different from how I talk with people in public settings. I enunciate better when I'm trying to sound more professional.
>>32580533Oh, then welcome to your new life, you're here forever. Once you get caught up on how annoying I am, the crush will go away, so don't worry.
>>32580526At least you're getting dates. Based on what I know about you from these threads and the fact that I keep ending up in conversations with you, I'd happily date you long-term, but I already started seeing someone and you don't want to see anyone from here anyway.
>>32580536Very curious what you'd sound like in a professional setting
>>32580540>emotionally cheating with a fucking text box atoga girlBro?
>>32580495MIntuitive, makes perfect sense
>>32580534The fuck is she doing wrong? You scissor trim before hopping in the shower, and the leftover stubble doesn't clog the drain. If anything, hair washing should be the thing that clogs it up.>>32580540I'm glad you found someone, that's always nice to hear ITT. It gives some of us hope we can meet people, too >>32580542I've posted poetry readings ITT. I already turned off my computer, but maybe I can dig it up.
>>32580532To follow up, what's a good way to signal to subby males that I'm a dominant person without coming off as overbearing or condescending?I already initiate things, make decisions like where we're going on our dates, give them compliments revolving around them being cute, and am the first to push for any kind of intimacy. But then sometimes they will tell me they feel unheard or like I'm not taking their wishes into consideration. So I don't know what subs want at this point.
>>32580539>Once you get caught up on how annoying I am, the crush will go away, so don't worry.Yeah, but then you go and be all nice to me and post a cute voice.
I've had heterosexual sex in the year 2025. I wonder if JH will ever be able to say the same.
>>32580548>I've posted poetry readings ITT. I already turned off my computer, but maybe I can dig it up.That sounds really nice, I'd appreciate it a lot
I'm not misogynistic but if I was I'd probably make some jokes like "married an ugly girl, call that a midwife" or something like that. I'm not, though.
>>32580553>cuteBut have you heard my voca about ukuleles?>>32580554I'm going to get dick this year, for sure.
>>32580540>fact that I keep ending up in conversations with youShe's the ghost that haunts atoga. Everyone keeps ending up in conversations with her.
>>32580560>But have you heard my voca about ukuleles?I have not. But now I'd like to.
>>32580552 Do you ask them what they want sometimes? That sounds really nice to me, I'd love it if someone cared enough to initiate. I'm surprised they aren't sticking around for you. I wish I could help more but I' m really tired and not thinking completely straight. To me it sounds like you're doing everything right, maybe they just aren't as subby as they think?
I kind of wish that women who take a little bit of initiative from time to time existed.t. subby male
>>32580552>what's a good way to signal to subby males that I'm a dominant person without coming off as overbearing or condescending?As a subby male, I don't think that's something you need to worry about at all. It only comes across as condescending if you're insulting or if you're treating him like he's incompetent. So long as it's clear you're leading because you want to lead and you want him with you, you're good.>I already initiate things, make decisions like where we're going on our dates, give them compliments revolving around them being cute, and am the first to push for any kind of intimacy.Good God you're amazing.>But then sometimes they will tell me they feel unheard or like I'm not taking their wishes into consideration.It's important to keep in mind that a lot of "submissive" guys are actually just selfish, lazy assholes who want the woman to do everything and give them everything they want, so you should remember that you can't and shouldn't try to please everyone. Beyond that, are guys expressing their desires to you? Asking you for things? Are you being responsive to those requests?
>>32580566They do exist. I have forest hands experience with this.
>>32580552>coming off as overbearingI think this simply depends on everyone's limits, speaking as someone who would love to have a girl come and princess carry me away. I'm assuming that you do consider what they want and listen to their suggestions, of course.
I honestly don't understand why women even come to this thread>>32580566>t. subby male>>32580567>As a subby male
>>32580480MSparklingBlack Tea
>>32580568I trust you anon, I know you woodn't lie to me.
>>32580555https://voca.ro/1lMtSHlRxKtG>>32580562https://voca.ro/1idzx0neSTQ6>>32580563https://voca.ro/1gJBYay9t4UJ
>>32580572Mental illness = needing validation and attention from strangers. Simple formula.
>>32580574I have nothing to gain by lying to you. Keep your head up anon, a woman you want will find you.
I feel like I've lost my passion for writing recently. How do I get it back?
>>32580575I'm off work soon, I'll listen to it then
>>32580560>I'm going to get dick this year, for sure.Considering you ran away and ended your FWB relationship the last time you encountered a dick, I don't believe you. Regardless, the contract is now sealed. If a man hasn't thrusted his erect dick into your vagina or anus by year's end, I have the legal right and authority to taunt you in perpetuity over the fact that I got laid this year and you didn't.
>>32580575The age of an 19 year old that needs to get plapped into place.
>>32580581Write me a story
>>32580584Deal, but sucking dick should also count as getting it.And btw I didn't run away from the dick, I ran away from the whole situation. The dick was the one motivation to not run away.
>>32580581What do you usually write?
>>32580586Once upon a time, there was a little mouse who had no name. In his mouse village, every mouse had a name, except him. He didn't know why he had no name, no one would tell him, they would simply refer to him as "Nameless" or "little mouse". Those names never felt like they fit. One day, this mouse was feeling listless, and began to consider leaving his mouse village. As he walked to the edge of his mouse village, he surveyed the long plains of Hardwood, certain death for most mice. Only the fiercest and bravest mice had gone into that wasteland and came back with tales of gigantic furry predators, and the possibility of infinite wealth and luxury. And yet, all those mice came back to the village. The little mouse was undeterred, however. He wanted a name, and wouldn't come back until he found one for himself.Something like that, I guess.>>32580590Poetry, short stories usually about psychological things, and my long form stuff is sci-fi and/or noir.
>>32580575G I R L V O I C EIRLVOICE
>>32580575Nope I'm too far gone, they all sound cute to me. ...I mean very sexy and distinguished.Especially the poetry one.>Fuck you dingleberryAm I wrong though?
>>32580594Yes, you're wrong. I'm not a ghost. If anything, I'm an angel.
>>32580589>sucking dick should also count as getting itI was talking about getting laid, but considering your claim was that you'd "get" dick, that's fair. That's a much lower bar, but still.>The dick was the one motivation to not run away.I mean, from my understanding, your reasons for running away were largely dependent on the dick. Lack of planning around condoms, pregnancy risk, and so on. It seems like, if the dick wasn't there, you probably wouldn't have run away.
>>32580592That story sounds cute, thank you for writing it for me anon
I ran out of weed and wanted to smoke today, I was gonna go to the dispensary, but the roads are absolutely fucked where I am, so I put on my snow boots and decided to walk instead to acquire my weed reward. I saw lots of cars sliding and a dog playing in the snow. When was the last time you went on an unplanned adventure, /atoga/?
>>32580596The ideas surrounding the dick might be focal to the reasoning that led to me bailing, but the dick itself didn't do it. I want to explain it but lack the tactfulness to do so.
>>32580595Angel of wrath an fury. With a cute voice.
>>32580598You're welcome. I wish I had felt something when I did it. It was very...I don't know. It's like cooking the same dish for the 1000th time. I used to make up stories and tell them to my little sisters at bedtime, I just drew on that. Maybe I've been attaching too much heaviness to my writing. But nothing stirs my spirit anymore.
>>32580576You can explain everything with mental illness and call it a day, but it's not really an explanation.
>>32580604Now you're going to Hell. Have fun.
>>32580608Love you too.
>>32578464State genderWhat seemingly minor issue infuriates you about the opposite sex?
>>32580605Maybe you need a mix of light and heavy What do you normally write?
>>32580610MaleThey don't like me that way
>>32580607A deep delve would be something quite simple on it's face, the complexity comes from the treatment. The trauma froze their developmental minds in a place where they are functionally still children in some forms, and children are needy and need validation to reconcile their own existences. Except this reconciliation happens infinitely, over and over, like a cup with a hole in it. And more often than that, the hole is very painful to fill, because it's a wound that has been rotting for years, and things have grown around it. Ever dig out a splinter? It's like that. The edges are raw, and the bacteria dying hurts. It is much easier to just pour into the cup over and over as it runs out.
>>32580534get her laser. its literally a godsend
>>32580610FWhen the topic of conversation is about childbirth and some guy starts talking about how much more it hurts to get hit in the balls. STFU, no one cares.
>>32580611I usually write poetry, short stories involving psychological horror, I have dabbled in smut in the past, and my longer form stuff is sci-fi and noir. But I have no inspiration for any of that anymore. It feels very hollow. Like the creation itself is worthless.
>>32580617Maybe try to write something unconventional? Horror in a nontraditional horror setting. Turn that mouse story for example into horrorIf you really want to get funky, write horror smut. It would please me...
>>32580610MThe fact that one of them isn't snuggled up in my bed.
How do I get a girlfriend?I've tried>dating appsbut I barely get matches and when I do either they don't reply or the conversation just kind of dies>mutual friendsapparently no one is looking for a relationship atm>coworkershaven't really tried but sounds like an ethical issueAny other suggestions?
>>32580614Trauma you say? Interesting.
>>32580565>Do you ask them what they want sometimes?>>32580567>>32580571Thanks anons. I do try to be responsive and listen to them. The thing I struggle with is when they just tell me they don't know/don't care and then later tell me they feel like I'm not listening to them. It was one ex in particular who did this and even later told me he didn't enjoy our sex life at all because I was too pushy even though I always gave him opportunities to tell me to stop. So it's like some people expect me to be a mind reader. But I guess that's their personal problem and there's not much I can do. >>32580572Fuck off, I asked a question and they answered.
>>32580601I think I get what you're saying. It's like if you really want to eat a certain dish, but you chicken out because you can't rule out food poisoning or something. Still, considering all of the factors in favor of that situation (a guy you and your FWB had been chatting with for a long while, whom your FWB approved of, and your FWB was even with you at the time), the fact that you backed out so firmly and quickly doesn't instill confidence that you'll be able to bring yourself to suck or fuck a dick in the future. I think you could go on 8 dates with a guy (or however many it takes you to feel comfortable), meticulously plan intimacy including the location and condoms, and then still run away and never speak to him again because you had the sudden worry of "oh what if the condom breaks at the same time as he accidentally orgasms way earlier than he meant to".
>>32580623I actually did write horror smut once, in atoga. It was "The Perfect Death". I never saved it, but I could create something just for you.
>>32580628Yes, sexual dysfunction and narcissistic tendencies in this form, specifically through anonymous means, are functions of trauma. It's an overstimulated expression of a normal, healthy behaviour, which is to be seen and desired by your peers.
>>32580631Those worries haven't stopped me from enjoying sex in my past relationships. The issue is just finding a new relationship I'm comfortable with.
>>32580610Nothing, Women Are Amazing™
>>32580629>they just tell me they don't know/don't care and then later tell me they feel like I'm not listening to themYou hit the nail on the head with>So it's like some people expect me to be a mind reader. But I guess that's their personal problem and there's not much I can do.I'm not a picky or choosy person. I'm fine with eating anywhere, I'm fine wearing anything, I'm not particular with decorations, and as long as I'm getting off enough to the point that I don't feel overly teased or left wanting, my libido is high enough that I'm ecstatic about any kind of sexual activity my partner wants to do. The whole point is giving her authority to make those decisions. If I then get upset over her not making the decisions I want, that just makes me an asshole.
Do tall girls care about height? I find them endearing but is it impossible for them to be attracted to an average guy? What height difference is allowed?
>>32580629Well, you sound like a dream to me, so please keep being you. I hope you find a guy that gets you
>>32580650im 5'11 and i dont care much about height, but i know thats not the norm apparently
>>32580635That's fair. Good luck. I will absolutely take advantage of taunting you relentlessly if you fail, so try to take that as motivation.
>>32580633I'd like that, if you would. I don't know if it will spark any kind of passion for you though so I'm not sure I could request it
>>32580650Most want taller guys from what I've seen
>>32580658It's almost as motivating as my want for dick in general.
>>32580585My brain filtered out this response because "plap" is such a stupid word.
>Pere Lachaise cemetery in Paris has fenced off a famous tomb to prevent lewd acts being performed on a statue.>The effigy of 19th Century journalist known as Victor Noir has long been popular with women visitors. It is said that a woman who kisses the lips of the prostrate statue, slips a flower into the upturned top hat and rubs his crotch will find a husband by the end of the year.>Officials concerned about damage to the icon's groin area have erected a fence around the grave, and a sign prohibiting indecent rubbing.>The new sign warns: "Any damage caused by graffiti or indecent rubbing will be prosecuted."Why are women so lewd?
>>32580592>little mouseNTA. I listened to a series of bully gf roleplay audios on YouTube, where she calls the listener that. This nickname does something to me now.
>>32580654I am 6 feet and I always thought someone around my own height or just slightly shorter would be perfect. But it seems all women want insane height difference.
>>32580671why are the french such prudes?
>>32580677I am that anon he replied to and same plz link the roleplay
>>325806786' is fine, shorters fine too desu i dont like too much taller because it makes me feel weird. my partners 5'11 too
>>32580671Because they're human.
>met girl on dating app>we text a few days>set up date>she texts again>we talk all day basically>she asks what my dream is>to be a good husband and father, I say>she replies with 'well then you're barking up the wrong tree'>she doesn't want marriage or children>I tell her it's best to move on if we're incompatible>she still insists we do the date>asks for pictures of my dick>sends nudes in returnWhat do I do? I basically told her I'm going out 5 mins after she sent me hers, I don't want to bore her until we meet IRL.
>>32580686>tfw no same-height gf to gaze into my eyes 24/7/365Lucky bastard, I hope he treats you well.
>>32580680Humping a statue is the opposite of prudishWhy are french so degenerate would be a better question
>>32580686I think it's cute for couples to be on the same eye level
>>32580680Why are the French such necrophiles?This shit, the catacombs...
>>32580645>>32580651Thanks for the reassurance anons.I think I'm just going to try remember that it's not my responsibility to be a mind reader and that the men I date are adults who have a responsibility to communicate as well.
>>32580698That's the correct mindset to have.
>>32580682https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_jN7wnV9PKzmwBLEqfc4myqY8MDyJ_yiHere's a playlist to the story line. It's the tsundere bully character with the bob cut in the thumbnails, iirc.
>>32580691>tfw no bf who's a foot taller than me so I have to push him over and straddle him while he's on his back so I can stare in his eyes as long as I want
>>32580703> >tfw no bf who's a foot taller than meSigh.
>>32580691<3>>32580695its really nice
>>32580703>push him over and straddle him while he's on his back so I can stare in his eyes as long as I wantNTA. No reason you couldn't do that anyway.
I have a job at the patriarchy punting women into the sun, it pays $12/hr, women, knowing this would you date me?
>>32580661I hope you like it, this is the preamble.The chill crept up my arms, smooth as fresh snow. I could barely breathe, my nerves alight in the coldest flame. Why did I come here? Why did I think I was cool for staying overnight in this boathouse? The moon flooded the floor, it’s pale light desperately trying to reach the corners of the room. I slept for 4 hours, an uneasy peace with my body and the environment, before it demanded more. I reluctantly opened my eyes, peering into the darkness. The word had been around town for a long, long time. Mrs Carmella, the owner of the marina, would offer discounts to her “favoured” men, until her jealous husband finally caught wind of it. Being the laughingstock of a small village was too much for him. The police found her a week later, trussed up like a pig, her body nailed to the wall, a grisly reminder of manhood scorned. Later, when one of her former lovers came by, he was found dead, his face purple from asphyxiation, a dark secret that had bled out from the rumour mill. Mrs Carmella’s ghost had enjoyed his pain immensely, they said, even more than during her life. Of course, when this all happened 20 years ago, the legend could only grow. This section of the marina, in a chilly basin surrounded by rocks and trees, had been effectively cut, hidden like a cancer. Mr and Mrs Carmella become persona non grata. Mr Carmella was far away, hidden in the bowels of a maximum-security penitentiary. The boathouse became known as a rite of passage for young men. Brave one night, and you were the man.So it was my turn. A night of drinking turned into a night of taunting, daring. I hadn’t come up here, unlike my friends. They had all taken their turn, and they would joke, hoping Mrs Carmella’s ghost still had the tits. And yet, beneath the exterior, I told myself there had to be something darker, some deep fear, an unsettling event. It was a way to keep myself from feeling foolish and weak. Was I wrong?
>>32580698I have a question for you nowHow do I find someone like you and catch your attention?
>>32580706Sorry for having a preference.>>32580711I'd like the dichotomy of overpowering a man so much bigger than me, though.
>>32580721It's the basic default preference that almost all women have, isn't it?
>>32580725I think most women prefer a more modest height difference, if they have any preference at all.
>>32580716As I looked into the darkness, I realized I was now clinging to their taunts and jokes as a lifeline. The depth I had sought began to overwhelm me, as my nausea rose. My fingers dug into my palms, and my clothes felt too tight, my throat constricted. The darkness seemed to shimmer, uncomfortable with the moonlight that had drawn me in, a promise of salvation. Despite myself, I sat up. Every fibre in my body was screaming to run, but there was a deep pit in my stomach that told me to stay put, or else.“So sweet…” I whipped my head around. Was I imagining things? The darkness shifted again, and my jaw dropped. The woman emerged from the darkness, the moonlight failing to cast her shadow. She was wreathed in darkness, her eyes piercing white, paralyzing me to the bone. Her face was covered in scars, curling her lips and cheeks into a horrid shape. Yet my eyes were commanded, watching her walk, her stance, heavy and burdened, with a duality of lightness and taste. Mrs Carmella knew men. She knew their secrets, their wants, their agony. Men wanted to be touched, felt, desired. Directed. Her eyes fell upon me, forcing me to stare back, drowning me in her.“What a…delicious offering…” her voice was airy, full of warmth, with the slightest undertone of sickly sweetness. She crossed to me, and before I could react, straddled my lap, her hands running up and down my chest. Her touch felt oddly warm, almost human. A bead of sweat emerged from my brow as my brain struggled to work. STOP, MOVE! Mrs Carmella smiled, her teeth white as a saint. “You can run if you wish, little man…but why would you?” Her voice was husky, heavy, the airiness replaced with sudden want as she leaned her weight onto me and bit my neck, sending my senses into a daze. My skin grew very hot as she continued to bite and suck on my neck, leaving deep red hickies along my skin.Then I got bored and stopped. There's a bit more but yeah.
I don't even bother approaching women because I know that I am just one guy amongst thousands in their DMs.
>>32580629>when they just tell me they don't know/don't care and then later tell me they feel like I'm not listening to themI find it kind of funny how this sounds like one of those "women amirite" jokes where the gf acts like she doesn't care where they're going for dinner yet says no to every suggestion the bf makes lolGuess it's just a sub thing
>>32580757
>>32580768Based. I didn't exactly have a mental image but that works.
>>32580762:( approach them as a friend first. i really wish guys werent always about relationships. because my one guy friend is really cool
State genderWhat is your daily morning AND nighttime grooming routine? Be truthful, e.g. mention if you only brush your teeth in the morning
>>32580762I messaged the woman I married right when she started putting herself out there, and that's the only reason I had a chance. She had several hundred DMs in days, then closed her account to make them stop.
>>32580775f, in the morning i get out of bed and put my clothes on. i try to remember to brush my hair but i forget a lot. nighttime i have a shower and brush my teeth (i only do it once a day) while in the shower. day 1 and 2 are light showers, day 3 i wash my hair and exfoliate. ive gotten a lot better at grooming and all that, i didnt really learn it growing up + autism
>>32580774I don't have any interest is having women as friends though. I don't see the point.
>>32580774I hope you know your guy friend had fantasized at least once about raping you.
>>32580778no morning grooming routine other than brushing your hair? Thats kind of weird ngl
>>32580775M>morningGet dressed, let the dogs out, brush teeth, let the dogs in, rinse with mouthwash, sit down for half an hour 'til breakfast.>nightI take a bath about 2-3 hours before bed. Brush teeth and whatnot right before bed.
>>32580782I think it can lead to connections or networking. it's a good way to meet partners
>>32580770It's what came to mind.
>>32580775MIn the morning I put on clothes, run my fingers through my hair, deodorant, brush teeth, thats about it.Evenings i shower, but only every couple days i wash my hair since it doesnt do well if i shampoo every single day. Brush teeth again then bed.
Brutalizing femanon with love and affection
>>32580790Well, another one for the portfolio I suppose.
Women, why do you personally think so many young men have trouble socializing with women?
>>32580786I don't really brush my hair that often. mum does it for me when it becomes tangled. I'm not sure what to do in the morning, I really don't know what should I be doing?
>>32580787I was going to ask whether letting the dogs out was a euphemism for something but I think the enforced 30 minute sitdown before breakfast is the bigger question here.
>>32580775First thing i go into showerWash everything including hair using SINGLE product.Yes that includes under foreskinWhile im standing under shower i brush my teeth because its comfy and i like being under showerOnce im out i dry myself with towel, put antiperspirant on my armpits and dry hair with hairdryerWhen im done with my day i hop into shower again and go naked in the bedSometimes i forget to wash teeth in the evening or i dont care enough
What's the point of making dildos twice as big as the biggest natural human penis?
>>32580807Because they don't make human penises that big.
>>32580807They're fun to look at and hold and play with even if they don't actually fit in me.
>>32580807They use some as double-ended dildos to share at least
>>32580792Based fingercomb bro>>32580805Wait, do they have products specifically for under foreskin?
>the more aroused a woman is the looser her pussy becomes and the worse it feels for the manGod really didn't think this one through did he?
>>32580820>the more aroused a woman is the tighter her pussy clamps shut and the harder it is for the man to penetrate her in the first placeTo be fair both of His options were kind of shit
>>32580575>https://voca.ro/1lMtSHlRxKtGI was able to listen to it, your voice sounds like it would be amazing for dramatic readings, like audiobooks and such! Thank you for sharing it!
>>32580762>DMs.Next level and much more intimate: Exchange emails.
Women, what is your opinion on suits?
>>32580802Personally I feel really weird if I don't brush my teeth in the morning. It's like a bad mouthfeel if I don't do it.
>>32580838>wear a jacket with lapels and pants in the same color>women cream their britchesHmm
>>32580803>letting the dogs out was a euphemismNope.>the enforced 30 minute sitdown before breakfast is the bigger question hereYou've gotta wait half an hour after brushing your teeth to eat, silly.
So, I was hanging out in a mall with a group of friends when, suddenly, one of them grabbed my arm and linked it with hers, dragged me, and proceeded to walk ahead of the others while looking at stuff(admittedly it felt like we were on a date at that moment but I don't wanna sound too much like a creep). It's not like we're particularly close enough for her to do that, so I'm just wondering if it meant anything or am I just overthinking it?
>>32580845Thats why i brush after i eat
>>32580775F. Assuming you mean shower days.>wake up>coffee then start hair routine>prepoo roots and ends, then loosely braid to work it into the rest over about an hour>hop in shower and brush my teeth there>wash body with moisturizing soap>shampoo roots only and let the rest of my hair get a bit from just working it into my scalp>deep conditioner the length of my hair and let sit for a while>shave where/if I need to while I wait>work in a hair moisturizer then rinse it after like five minutes>out of the shower, dry my body and re-dampen hair>mix some leave in gel and curling cream, add to hair section>scrunch it a couple times only to avoid frizzing>repeat for all sections>finger curl bangs>flip hair and massage roots to cheat out some more volume>carefully towel scrunch to start drying>if I have time, I blowdry, focusing on the roots first, in the opposite direction it's styled>apply moisturizer to my face and other dry areas
>>32580716>>32580757Ooo that was a really good short, anon, thanks a ton for writing it! You were so fast, you must have years of practice?
>>32580849But then you get nasty toothpaste aftertaste instead of breakfast aftertaste. Also I think brushing ASAP is best for your teeth, because a lot of bacteria builds up in your mouth overnight.
>>32580847It either means she likes you a lot, or it means literally nothing at all. But there is really no way to tell
>>32580701This looks amazing, excellent find anon
>>32580852Who cares. I eat for sustenance not flavor. I just scoop out a bit of grits from the 50lb sack and make a bowl, no cheese no butter.
>>32580856Can't imagine living like that. Tasty breakfast is the best way to start the day.
>>32580774NtaI can never make it past friendshipI like having women as friends but I can only maintain so many friendships and if I just kept adding friends I'd get overwhelmed
>>32580851Hey thanks anon, I appreciate that. Yeah I started writing stories when I was 6. It's hard for me to share stories, I get pretty self conscious of my writing, so I'm glad you enjoyed it. I've written two novels that I might never publish just because of that anxiety, but that was years ago.
>>32580858Ive never enjoyed food really. When i was a teenager my parents had to practically force me to eat because i would just skip meals all the time. Beginning of college sucked because i would forget to eat all day then id get really tired and dizzy walking to class. I passed out one or two times. But finally ive gotten into the habit of eating two meals a day.
>>32580862Have you gotten checked out by a doc? Wonder if that's some sort of condition. Certainly doesn't sound healthy.
>>32580798Not being socialized when they were kids, the blame falls on their peers too when they were young, if they were ostracized and or ignored it is more difficult for kids to have any friends. There's also the non normal thing of blackpills and redpills
>>32580775MaleMorning: shower, beard conditioner, brush teeth (sometimes with activated charcoal), apply lotion, apply softening dust if I plan to see someone special that day, if sunday: shaveNight: every other day apply hydrator and moisturizer to arms and face, on off days apply lip mask, once a week randomly apply hydrator/moisturizer to legs, usually forget to brush teeth cuz I'm already tired
>>32580798Raised poorly or they just lack the hormones to make them want to interact with people for non-sexual reasons. They also struggle to socialize with men.
>>32580860You should publish them anywaysWorst case scenario nothing happens, but you might get some money from it who knowsI'm not really a good judge of quality writing but I liked the story and feel like you 100% nailed the spontaneous request so I believe in you! You need to rediscover your passion that's the key here
>>32580871I think if you liked it, that's what matters. I can see my own flaws (reliance on triplets in my timber, a function of my poetry background) but that kinda falls away as long as the product is good. I am not sure how, though. Maybe I need to get away from it for a while and do something else. Or get back to writing music. Thank you anon, it means a lot. Idk if it'll be enough to shake off the malaise but, it made me smile.
>>32580863Im much better now. Ive gained enough weight where you can only just barely see my ribs at the sides and sternum
>>32579693>>32579694I think I have OCD, so there's that.
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>>32580610That they think I'm lucky to have access to sex even though I have no desire for it and it doesn't feel good
>>32580852>But then you get nasty toothpaste aftertaste instead of breakfast aftertaste.NTA. You're supposed to brush your teeth after you eat, to brush away any leftover food particles. Otherwise the bacteria in your mouth get more nourishment to multiply quicker during the day until you brush in the evening. Ideally you're supposed to brush after every meal, but who the fuck can be bothered with that.>Also I think brushing ASAP is best for your teeth, because a lot of bacteria builds up in your mouth overnight.This is why you brush last thing in the evening before going to bed. But brushing half an hour later in the morning while you have breakfast makes less of a difference than the buildup during the day if you don't brush after breakfast.
>>32580818Yes femanons tongue
>>32580909I could never do that even if it's healthier. Toothpaste is so nasty.
>>32580918It's not the best, but really? Maybe you just need to find a better toothpaste?
>>32580720Sorry I went for a nap so I didn't see this.I can't speak for everyone but for me, just be genuine and open and that's pretty much it. Don't try to play the part of something you're not, don't try to compensate for being a submissive male by trying to be hypermasculine overconfident Chad, most crucially allow yourself to be vulnerable. It's the thing that men are taught over and over not to do and the thing I pick up on most of all when looking for someone to be with, vulnerability and being able to feel like I can be strong for you and protect you is the most attractive thing in the world for me. At the same time don't immediately be desperate and literally beg for sex the first time you ever exchange 5 words with her, I've had that happen and it's overwhelming, I mean I want to get to know you first. But generally people can pick up on your energy and eventually you will end up attracting what you project. Where to meet people is the hardest part though. Maybe don't rely fully on my advice here but the happiest relationship I've had was with a guy I met in a /soc/ feitsh thread. We were continents apart but stayed together for 2.5 years, flew out to meet each other, and are still good friends despite breaking up. And if you're in a country like the US then you might just meet someone near you. Sometimes, very rarely, women on normie dating apps will advertise this kind of thing and you can try catch them but it requires a lot of trial and error. Fetlife is boomer garbage.Anyway good luck anon. I believe in you.
>>32580923The main issue is that I despise mint. Even if I try to find toothpaste that claims to be another flavor, it ends up just being "mint with hints of this flavor." Best I've found is a brand of kids bubblegum toothpaste.
>>32580932>Tastes like bacon with a small hint of mint.Fuck, you're right. That is a problem if you cant stand mint.
>>32580492>RussianHaхepa мы тeбe нyжны? I don't trust you, also I prefer kuuderes.
>>32580006it sounds like you just don't want to get married
>>32580875Maybe it would help if you found another writer that could inspire you? Not necessarily an idol or something but I had a friend that was burnt out on drawing and then he saw a vtuber of all people drawing on stream having fun and relaxing and he thought it was the way drawing should be, and it just kinda rewired his viewpoint? Maybe you need something like that
>>32580927>We were continents apart but stayed together for 2.5 years, flew out to meet each other, and are still good friends despite breaking up.Ick, red flag.
>>32580960My parents are Russian immigrants so I feel like I can relate to you guys on a lot of things that I can't relate to other people about. Also Russian boys are just cute, OK? The best femboys/twinks on /int/ are Russian.
>>32580962I didn't think of that, but that does sound like a good idea. I'll keep an eye out.
>>32581000>femboys/twinksГeйcкaя гoвнoтa
>>32580927I'm a bit on the autistic side so forgive me for being unclear but uhm, how does being vulnerable look in practice in a regular, group setting? I've only ever done it when hanging out 1 on 1 I think? Group settings seem not built for that and dangerous to expose yourself to
>>32581043Yeah there's not much point doing it in a group setting. I'm talking about when you're with the girl one on one.