>>32592482
I've learnt my lesson, would God take me out of the hell simulation now

>>32592482
We need a modern day Messiah.

I'm your little doll, come and play with me...

>>32592492
It would be co-opted, blue beamed, negrified, feminised and all around gay-opped
He would be shoved in a van, taken to the base at Camp Hero and a replacement wearing presidential grade latex makeup would subvert the world for decades, if there was ever a real messiah in the first place

I just robbed a fat bitch

Help me decipher female behavior

>be a streamer
>female stumbles into my stream
>starts being active in my chat
>eventually we play video games together
>initially she refuses to get on voice chat with me
>for awhile suspect she might be a guy. Or a 50 year old chain smoker
>eventually she invites me to play with her and a male friend of hers
>she has a very pretty voice
>after awhile ask her why it took so long for her to want to do voice chat with me
>tells me she’s shy, that’s why she wanted her friend around when we got on voice chat for the first time
I don’t understand why she would be so shy around me. I don’t think I’m anything special or that I’d intimidate anyone. After that she hops on voice chat with me all the time now. I still don’t understand why she made me wait so long until she let me hear her voice. Or why she would be shy around me of all people.

>>32592514
Wow you fucking low life pile of shit

I kinda wanna end my life but if i shoot myself in the heart it will make gun statistics look worse and then id feel bad for people who like guns and use them responsibly. It's really not fair I live in a country without legalized assisted suicide. I've been reading about hemlock all day but it looks possibly painful. Not sure what to do.

>>32592895
How about not killing yourself? Smart guy.

>>32592895
You can not self terminate.

>>32592577
Kill yourself faggot

I think you are offering kind gestures in your own way. I thank you if so but disagree. I have spent my cards. I have none left to play. I live in regret of what could have been try as I might to accept it. Even getting crypto rich would mean almost nothing anymore, though I'd prolly buy a steak or sumpn to celebrate.
>>32592897
>>32592898

>>32592911
Your life isn't a fucking movie.

>>32592913
You're right but honestly I think it would be popular on netflix if it were advertised right in a tragedy sorta way. It be like if the Joker movies were good.

>>32592918
Get a grip on your narcissism and see if you still want to kill yourself.

>>32592923
Why would that help?

>>32592924
Because you'd be more emotionally stable and grounded.

>>32592927
I don't have grand delusions. I simply hate living most often. I have no connections and cannot seem to build em. Loose ties at best. I will be forgotten quickly. I googled the word narcissism. I don't think being less narcissistic would change my mind, unless pushed to its extreme opposite.

>>32592937
Yeah you're right, nothing you do can fix it, your life is a singular entity of misery that exists solely to hurt you and only you. Lol.

...which is another type of mental illness...

>>32592939
I wouldn't say that, there were really good times once. I've been chasing them ever since. I'm tired of chasing. Especially considering not only is failure likely, but there's not much else to hold onto either. Well, you seem angry... or something. I'll leave you be. People kill themselves in my life all the time. It's just another day.

>>32592947
Here's your pity (You).

>>32592957
You already gave me several, it's too many, you keep it.

>>32592495
that’s real hot if you’re a woman

>>32592482
I still love you, I don't think it's possible for me not to love you. Every time I find new information, I feel the pull.

I have to tell the truth here, now that it is surfacing. I'm pretty sure I know the gay guy that worked at Ashley Madison. They had the Clinton Room. I'm starting to understand what happened and how it's tied into Hunter Biden and his laptop.

Why does everything center around me? It's so unfair. Why did my life have to be like this. They (you?) checked to make sure I wasn't on that site before they hacked it. I kind of love you for it and also hate you because those people didn't all deserve what you did. Some killed themselves.

Idk maybe that's what you wanted me to do all along. Maybe that's why you've been following me for so long. I know you have been. So many have been. So many people I hate, to my core. People with no humanity. I just want them to fuck off and die so yes, it was there that I needed you to save me because how do I ever escape these people?

I didn't deserve this. They did this to me ultimately and yet, I feel closer to them to people you know because you don't seem to care about who will die, or not.

There is no one without sin, including you. Including me, including everyone yet you autistically (psychopathically) go after these people and then ignore that you (rape? have killed people? etc? idk).

I'm not sure how any of this is my fault when they set me up like this but go ahead and blame me if you want to. I really don't care anymore. I could've cashed in on the reward but I don't care about money.

Have a good life, hey... I want that for you.

I hate the way you're selfish
and everything is about you.
I hate how you only care
when it feels right to.
I hate how I hate you
and your affections disgust me.
I hate looking through our memories
they always make me cry.
I hate how you still look for me
and call out my name in the dark.
I hate how you lied to me
and only accept it in quiet moments.
I hate how I still love you
and it makes me hate myself.

But mostly, I hate the fact that I don't hate you.
Not even close.
Not even a little bit.
Not even at all.

>>32592489
what lesson did you learn

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>>32592974
You will NEVER be her

>>32593062
Well thank god I'm a man.

>>32592482

God damn, this is so embarrassing.

O’Leary said she told Trump that Canada, Alberta and the United States “are not dating but are married. Sure, there are tiffs that come up in a marriage, but you don’t break up the marriage over them.

>>32593071
Why'd you separate Alberta and Canada?

>>32593065
Men here watch rom-coms catered to teenage girls?

>you're the bottom trash of society
>you should be put in a mental asylum
>you will never get better so just fuck off
>I don't want your money because you're poor anyways
>anything you say won't matter because you're a psychiatric case
>why don't you just kill yourself so we don't have to deal with you
>I don't have to keep my promises to you because you're a crazy person
Some of the things my sister has said to me. I don't want to bother or hurt anyone, so please stop trying to attack me and leave me alone, I'm suffering enough already

>>32593084
No, I had no idea it was a movie thing. Someone wrote a similar thing for me a long time ago, and I wanted to do the same.

>>32593087
Ok go off Kat Stratford

>>32593083
I didn't, it's from an article.

feels like a commodity is getting sold off for cows.

>>32593108
If you mean our national identity, it's been getting eroded for decades. Started with Chretien.

>>32593084
You're so mean to him. Women don't like men like you.

>>32593111
No, you don't know what's going on. It's fine, don't worry about it.

>>32593117
And I'm sure you do, yeah.

>>32593113
Why do you assume I was being hostile and not just curious? Seems like the issue is on your end, mister

>>32593118
Nope, I have absolutely no clue lolol

Just believe what you want. idc

>>32593132
Ms. and yes you're hostile describing it that way.

>>32593086
Based sister if you're a narcissist. She's the victim, not you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1REfTIc5po

I'm tired of it all. Do whatever. idc anymore, people deserve to die and get nuked. The US especially.

>>32593170
I agree mostly but why the US specifically?

>>32593157
She's the aggressor who threatened to smash my personal belongings. I'm just a fucking NEET who wants to be left alone but not smart enough to get disability

>>32593175
Mostly arrogant, violent & ignorant, they all seem to think it's a great idea to attack other countries.

>>32593182
>but not smart enough to get disability

Not evil enough to milk the system, like you are?

>>32593182
To add, I made a compromise to vacuum the house, at any time they want, and offered to pay them for me to do it. She refused and threatened to smash my stuff

>>32593185
Not sure where you're going with this sorry

>>32593198
Is it smart to get disability when you don't need it? So you can stay at home and shit talk on 4chan all day.

>>32593205
But they are saying i'm a psycho case so I might actually need it?

>>32593192
teenage problem

>>32593208
Oh okay so now you're admitting you're a mentally ill psycho. To be honest, I believe the Nazis were onto to something about killing the mentally ill. I agree with killing psychopaths, they should be chipped and sent to war maybe, while good people stay home.

All misogynists here should be drafted.

>>32593209
This stuff drives me suicidal how I can't fucking come to a agreement with people even if I pay them money to do their work for the problem to go away

>>32593087
Was it the same woman you wrote this for?

>>32593248
Yeah.

>>32593216
in a just world, people with personality disorders, especially cluster B, would be screened for it at birth and then promptly killed if positive.

>>32593183
Literally every country does that when they are powerful. Literally every one with no exceptions. Countries are biological organisms of a sorts.

>>32593293
Idk what that guy was trying to get from responding to me but yeah, cluster Bs are especially a problem if they're a woman and attractive. Those who aren't will naturally tone it down, or even cure from it...so not all of them will be a problem

>>32593323
There is no cure for cluster B psychos.

>>32593248
How did you know it was a woman?

>>32593333
Yeah, but the antisocs they're also kind of social retards. The other Bs are the ones that can actually deceive people

All of you people are mentally ill and gay so I'm not sure why you're all Nazis Islamists

None of it matters anymore.

Arent u gay?

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I spent hours getting it to talk to me like this

I have an obsession with surprising people.
(I might type this out shittily and it might sound fake and gay, but don't hold it against me)

Some of it is normal to an extent, like watching reaction videos to shows/movies with surprising plot twists, or liking movies that have a "fish out of water" experience.
The other parts are my fantasies.

I'm one of the top competitive programmers in my country (admittedly there's not much competition to begin with), and even won in an international quantum computing contest (not on actual quantum computers; there are languages that simulate them on a small scale). I'm in grad school studying mathematics.
But I also make porn mods for the gacha game I'm on every day, have made a shit ton of them, one of them is even one of the most downloaded mods for that game, and have hundreds of thousands of porn images, videos, and even a few flash games, saved over the course of a decade. (would've been saved over a period of like 17-18 years, but I lost everything from over a decade ago)
I've seen posts on social media of people with like a few thousand images, and others reacting with awe, like that's a lot. I save about 100 almost jerk off session. I've saved so much over the years, I downsized and kept only the really good stuff. Now I'm downsizing AGAIN because it's still a lot, so I'm keeping the even better stuff.

I genuinely fantasize about seeing people's reactions to this information. Especially people who know me. It'd be like looking at two extremely different people in one body for them.
And here's another surprising fact: Even though I started saving porn pics from a young age, I only started jerking off at 20. (religious upbringing)
Maybe one day when I'm old and decrepit I'll let it all out and get to see their faces.

I just realized that I haven’t updated this project in a year. It’ll help me improve, yet it doesn’t feel worth it anymore. I’ll wait on cancelling it altogether.

I still can't believe things had to get this bad. I've been telling you all of this over weeks, months, and years now. I feel like such a fool for you, and sometimes wonder if you even truly listen to me or take these things seriously. We've already been through counseling twice. I'm giving it one last try and then I'm done. I can't go down with this ship.

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I took these edibles two and a half hours ago and they still haven't kicked in. Not even a muted high or something gay from overdoing it I'm feeling NOTHIN
Oh wait here we go

>>32593084
I'm just watching pretty little liars
My ex girl really likes it
So maybe it will bring us back together

hey retard im trying to talk to you about how my life has been, stop being a moron. I'll kill you *rips paper in half*. I wanted to tell you how it went with my girlfriend coming over, and my new camping trip I am planning. Im going to bed. Smell ya later. I am majoring in electrical engineering and its going well. CLEP credits. Look into it.

>>32593631
All hail CLEP

>>32592974
i‘ll keep it to myself in the future
i‘m sorry

alright i feel better maybe

>>32594087
Do you not realize how painful it is? Do you even care?

>>32594094
i do know
i do care
i‘ll keep it to myself from now on

>>32594096
Why would you care? What are you even trying to accomplish? You wanted us to be over. You chose this. And I'm trying to heal and move on. Why do you keep making me cry? I want it more than fucking anything.

>>32594100
>Why would you care?
because i love you
>What are you even trying to accomplish?
nothing, this is just my space i am used to express how i feel
which is selfish, i’m sorry for that
it won’t happen again
>Why do you keep making me cry?
it makes me cry too
i should have kept that private, it was a mistake

>>32594110
Why couldn't you say goodbye
Why does loving you have to hurt so much
I wish I could let myself feel good that you're thinking of me, but it's so painful
But the absence hurts way more

Mortal Kombat

Your fucking voice still rings in my head.
"Nice, I loike it"

>>32594121
we said goodbye many times
yet here we are
what would saying goodbye even mean?
>>32594130
i don‘t want to forget the sound of your voice

>>32594130
Noice

>>32594138
I meant over the phone. When you said it felt unnatural. That was heartbreaking.
>yet here we are
I wish I knew what you wanted. Do you want to be together? Or is this how you're grieving the loss of us?
>i don‘t want to forget the sound of your voice
https://voca.ro/1gyfLgaPKIwj

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>>32594150
https://voca.ro/14DRD9FhCcwu

>>32594150
you know i don‘t do well when put on the spot
i was actually getting ready to get in the car so we could call but then i was already blocked
>grieving the loss of us
it hurts, yes
>voca
thank you <3

>>32594158
https://voca.ro/13TZHnHG7CXz

This girl I talked to and asked on a date a year ago (And got turned down) can't stop pumping me for details on the current girl I'm dating. They knew each other growing up and she keeps saying how she's going to push me along into marriage quickly and how much baggage she has and asks what do I even see in her. I can't decide if she actually knows something about her past that would legitimately be a cause for concern or if she's having regrets now that I'm not single anymore. If she knows something and I'm making a huge mistake, spill the beans already, but if she doesn't, shut up and let us enjoy each other's company.

>>32594321
She's jealous anon.

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>mutual friends amicably break up
>female friend and I start talking and hanging out, platonic
>we do things and, unsurprisingly, develop feelings for each other
>we start dating
>gf tells male friend (her ex) the news
>male friend is buttmad due to "brocode"
Yeah, I'm a little sad over the feelings involved. He thought us greater friends than I valued her. Everyone one else in the group has given us well wishes and support. Unfortunately, he fucked up. Apparently she was interested in me far before they officially broke up. Told me that she really liked how I treated our friends, my rebounding positivity and such. Last night, while relaxing, she dropped a line that still makes me warm by simply saying "I see a good future with you".
Yeah, I crossed a line and the mess is going to be hard to clean up but I valued her far more than I did him. He was almost secondary to our friends group. He rarely hung out with us, rarely made efforts to join us on our trips and such.
I'm a little sorry that he sees it that way, but she's already started to defend our relationship. Pretty much told him off as he was treating her as his property still. Again shows how little he actually understood her. You can't really own fire. You can only nurture it, or snuff it out.
For a second it rattled my state of mind, but we went to bed. We talked, and again, I know I made the right decision. For her, I would have given up the whole group of friends. She's worth it. She has given me a thing I thought I lost long ago, a sense of wonder and hope.

>>32594329
Normally I'd think so, but she's not the only one who's mentioned stuff like that. But only her and the other girl I asked on a date have reacted over the top like that. I feel sort of conceited assuming that though, as if someone would actually be upset they didn't go out on a date with me.

>>32592482
>oldfag 45+
>dating online after becoming widower.
>6mo basic sub to eharmony
>first 5 matches were scammers
>got so pissed, I emailed the company and they gave them back to me
>got AI'd for the first time yesterday.
>pic was okay, personality was fine, strong match, but she was too responsive and addressed every point I'd make in a response.
>I had strong doubts that it was real and sure as shit, notification this morning that the account was banned.
>Plus, women in this area over 47 mostly look like 10 miles of bad road.
>I have taken care of myself, stayed fit and trim. I can't do much about hair loss though i'm trying (fin).
>I don't mind a few extra lbs and I understand completely what childbirth does to women's bodies
>but make at least a little effort, if only for yourself.
I've already canceled the sub. I'll just ride it out for 5.5 months left.
I'm not as sad about this as I am pissed that I wasted $300.

>>32594354
Join widow support groups on Facebook or in person or Reddit or whatever. Meet other men and WOMEN in your shoes.

>>32594333
That's pathetic as fuck, she's going to do it all over again. Many such cases. Homewrecker.

I miss having wet dreams.

>>32594369
I just got back on FB. I'll take a look. Thanks.

I can't seem to play my favorite vidya without male friends wanting to hit on me. I am married. Why can't I just enjoy my hobby, have supportive male friends, and get that loot? Any sort of kind message from myself seems to give the wrong impression. Surely males can't all be this depraved? Or should I just start joining VC muted and play a guy character? Help.

>>32594649
>Surely males can't all be this depraved?
Yes
>Or should I just start joining VC muted and play a guy character? Help.
Yes

>For some reason, the trunk of the car was open
>Battery won't start even after a jump
Shit...

>>32592638
found the fat bitch that got robbed

>>32594700
sure thing pile of shit. You're probably fat yourself

>>32592514
Your mom?

>>32592482
i have no chest.

It should be under warranty at least

>>32594718
Just start pumping your boobs in case

>>32594720
Usually it has a 3 year warranty.

>>32594711
I like to classify my fatness as embodying Chudness

It’s funny, that one schizo keeps records of other schizos being schizos. It is like he is trying to recompense society.

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yes sacramento, japan exists

>>32594736
It was less than 3 years ago since it was bought, so I think it should be fine

>>32594852
Do you live in a cold climate?

>>32594758
Nope. You're a fat

yes earth is such an amazing place we believe in the power and glory of japan

>>32594776
There is only one schizo here with multiple personalities.

what it is in Dead Rising GVV drop is that literally
¤ salmonella in time of yester year

Trump & Elon will always be predators, just like the rest of them. No different than the rest.

>>32594863
Yes, after a bit it did jump thankfully.

>>32592577
>be a streamer
stopped reading right there

>>32594944
Happy to hear it man. Good luck out there. Definitely take it in, if you're in Canada Parts Source does free battery tests.

I can't get over these things, that was the final straw for me. You hurt me more than I could've imagined. More than rape, more than anything.

Every action I take from now on will be to undermine you. Yes, it has come to this.

>>32594954
Thanks.

>>32595030
bro this is cringe. reads like an edgy anime character…. just stop and grow up lmao

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yes i have won this game

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>>32594891

>>32595009
Tf did they do?

>>32594649
Sometimes they aren't depraved, just lonely. Women will never understand since they have an endless supply of expendable relationships if they so choose.

>>32595306
If its anything like most threats on this board a perceived slight that wasnt even from the person theyre going after.

>>32595204
Fortunately the world doesn't revolve around you. You actually sound like you're 11 years old, actually I think I was a lot more mature than you at 11. I knew then that the world didn't revolve around me and what I wanted. Someone raised you to be extremely entitled.

>>32595268
Looks like a leaf won. I agree. Nature will always win. She is very vicious sometimes too.

>>32595306
They started a forever war that they can't win. Yes, there will be lots of destruction and casualties all over now, especially the US. I mean, I knew that already somewhat as the man I knew with Q clearance told me so. The US will be an absolute hellhole soon. Like Zombieland, it's going to get so bad.

>>32595357
You have mental issues and spend far too much time gossiping about things and speculating on people's lives, from a line or two of text.

>>32595459
Hitler won this game you don't actually have any comprehension of what TRJD TALK ABOUT AT ALL LITERALLY AT ALL STANKY

STANKY THAT TRJD DRAW SOME THING THAT ISNT ART WOW LITERALLY A BRC HAVE SAY THAT YOU LITERALLY CAN'T DRAW AT AND LITERALLY NOT INTELLIGENT WOW LITERALLY JUST STANKY

>>32595473
Do you think Hitler knew as much as Einstein? You see, the man I knew, knew Einstein and Oppenheimer, he was a quantum physicist. He wasn't some crackhead like you or Hitler or a dumb billionaire raised by money. He was high ranking military. I think he knows more than you pointy-head.

>>32595488
9473828473828473992473929473829
NOT ANY COMPREHENSION OF MY LANGUAGE LITERALLY NOT ANY COMPREHENSION OF MY LANGUAGE

if floor sleeping anon is lurking i'd like to thank them for the recommendation
granted i am using a futon and some padding but i already slept pretty damn good the first night

>>32595498
Yeah, we all know you're a retarded schizo nazi. It's okay, the nazis are coming for you, to put you down and out of your misery. Now stop replying to me you fucking disease of the earth. *drives a stake through your hear * *throws holy water on you*

>>32595459
never said it did dipshit. learn to read dumbass kek

>>32595546
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MY NAME SAYS HITLER MY NAME SAYS EINSTEIN COTTONWOOD LARVEES WILL RUN YOU OVER WITH A UYIJ BULLDOZER

>>32595550
Yes, you did. You didn't like something so you wrote " just stop and grow up "

It is you that has no maturity. Don't come here if you don't like what other people write or even better, go buy a rope, fasten, kick chair, hang. Make the world great again!

>>32595546
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HREEV WILL SEND ANY OF THAT THROUGH A CANNER

>>32595488
>>32595546
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I AM STILL LEADER OF GERMANY

>>32595572
Pack your bags and get ready for prison! xD

That's where you are headed soon.

The thread is more schizo than usual today

>>32595591
29472937482947292747297447294782913729377391472882478292479283
THAT THAT TRJD SEND ME GENEVA CONVENTION CANNOT IN ANY FEDERATION COURT SUCCESSFULLY ARGUE THAT CHIEF WIGWAM ISN'T THAT CHIEF WIGWAM IS THAT I HAVE WON ANY KIND OF ARGUMENT AGAIN

yeah That not a human earth can declare war on ALL OF THAT AND SEND IT TO AUSCHWITZ

>>32595593
It's just Gary/austin/S/Scumbag/etc etc

All the same schizo

>>32592482
I think Lizzo is an unironically good rapper.

Yes she's extremely fat but still

>>32595603
you cannot actually successfully argue That in cottonwood

I miss my boyfriend's dog, I want to hug him and give him treats

Standing Vehicles* are my least favorite i want every Standing Vehicle* immediately executed.

I've never felt this hopeless before. Like life cannot get any better in the future. Nothing goes right and I'm just a failure of a person.

If only you knew how much you fucked me up. I bet you'd feel pleasure if you did. I really hate you. You're a parasite in my brain at this point.

Well that aside if you ever need some help hmu

>>32595688
How to hit you up?

>>32595688
Send her a telepathic envoy on my behalf

>>32595700
Phone number.

Is it Friday yet? Already done with this week.

>>32595729
hump day
I am going to ask a girl to hump
on hump day

>>32595717
Yeah, no. He didn't care about me before, don't need any fake sympathy now.

>>32595808
Why not? What's wrong with you?

>>32595837
How is there something wrong with me based on what I said?

You want to spend more time together, but when we do you just stare at me.

>>32595847
I'm sorry. Thought I was on another thread. Was just curious. If he didn't care and maybe you did was just wonderring what the problem was.

>>32592489

Having had enough, isn't the same as learning your lesson. When you learn your lesson you won't ask such things. You will instead truly accept this suffering for what jt is and make peace in your heart.

There are too many trannies larping as women here now. If women were actually coming here it would mark the end of the site, censorship of speech would overtake. So it's a good thing these are only larps and that you incels give women the icm so much. But the larps are really annoying.

>>32595872

What's wrong with that? What do you want to do?

>>32595903
sex for procreations

>>32595903
Try to engage more, please.

>>32595928
autism

>>32595934
I know, just try, do whatever but do something.

apparently it drives women batshit insane if you let them down gently and don't even pretend like you care to argue about it

>>32595955
Imma tickle you

>>32595968
Not if I tickle you first *tickles*

>>32595981
now progreations

>>32595985
Not that though.

God has redeemed me from everything

>>32595997
It's not going to work out sorry

>>32596055
I don't know what you are talking about, a tickle fight isn't going to work out yes.

>>32596061
No I am leaving you unless you give me an heir
I will marry you if it is what is

I wish you would look at me

>>32596070
You can't leave me because we aren't together.

>>32596079
I don't care for your excuses
vector my progeny or be gone

>>32596083
I didn't know I take orders from you.

>>32596093
It's your choice

>>32596107
Why do you have to be so stubborn, you aren't going to win this way.

observation: if a husband allows his wife to be indignant and oppressive and hold an inordinate influence over his sons, when they mature and find a partner they cede all major decisions to her and change their very thinking to suit her to the point of utter idiocy, metaphorically dragging their dicks through glass for some unworthy literally cheating whore

i don't think i even know any males worth calling friends, they're all just puppets or lapdogs

In zelda, there is a dog race where the blue dog has an almost zero chance of winning. It's something like 1 in 18 quintillion. It's impossible for him to win, but after 25 years he finally won a race. He did the impossible, everyone doubted it was even possible but he did it. Whatever crucible I'm going through, the odds are the same as blue dog. The only person on my side is God. if the odds were 1 in 18 quintillion, would you make a bet? What if God were a gambler, would you make a bet?

Well, God is a gambler. Does that make you sweat? I am mr impossible, and my mere existence is an impossibility,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDWLv-1MCXc&list=RDBDWLv-1MCXc&start_radio=1

There needs to be a Tinder-like app, but just for kissing; no expectation of dating/fucking, just meeting up to make out. You have no idea how many 30+ women I just wanna make out with.

To use it you have to keep your medical history frequently updated so you don't start spreading mouth shit.

I can't believe I'm saying this, especially at my lowest moment, but I'm a homeowner.
Yes, free and clear.

I now have to find the patience to wait until I can figure out my work if all goes well. I got scammed big time and had a terrible year that could still have been worse. But I'm sitting in my house typing this.

On an unrelated note, I was woken up by an Indian trying to sell me a "Home Warranty" for my new house

Plus side I think after two years of crushing on a girl I've finally just accepted internally her decline. But now....I just feel empty.

>>32596123
I'm the tickle person and I'm not this anon that wants progreation and he does not represent me

I hate Winco for only being in states that I have no reason to be in

I fucking love jerking off and cumming huge ropes, but I can't cum everyday because of a cognitively demanding profession and my dedication to various intellectual interests. But I appear to be in good company, as none other than Wittgenstein himself was a compulsive masturbator. I can only imagine the pleasure he must have felt between bouts of philosophical rapture and mystical reverie, suicidal depression, and the demands of everyday life. One might say that cumming was his only true salvation.

>Oneitis openly dating someone else
>See a picture of him
>I'm better looking than he is

Honestly, I'm relieved. Better than getting filled by giga chad

Guess it's time to beat the ol wiener...sigh...

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I have never faced any true responsibility, I've developed OCD and I absolutely hate the idea of living a poor life.
I'm so afraid of the future. I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do it; I'll definitely survive sure, but I don't want to just survive. I want to succeed... but I have zero discipline. I don't think I'm gonna make it. I'm not even going to be able to meet the one I love before it's too late.

>>32596546
Right behind you, brother.

so annoying to get ignored like this. Just respond already and dump me.

>>32596580
If its so annoying, why dont you dump them? Lil bitch

>>32596579
It's like keeping up with maintenance at this point

So much weird shit has happened. Like, an I remember it all. I can tell I'm being gaslighted hard because no matter how much evidence, how much crazy weird shit happens over and over and over, all the weird patterns and repeated symbolism, no one even attempts to believe me. The shit I've shown people should raise some eyebrows but they instantly reply with "well maybe the new medication will help" or "he's having these delusions." and just try to act as uninterested as possible. I showed my skills coach two things today and he looked at it with absolute disinterest, like he didn't care at all and immediately changed the subject. If his response were real, he would want to see more. The imagery is just too insane to be a coincidence and way too interesting of a subject for it to be dismissed immediately. And then everyone act like nothing happened at all.

This is not how real people react to things. it couldn't possibly be any more fake. It's disrespectful to my level of intelligence how little effort you are putting into this gaslighting. It's to the point where you have to be trying to send a separate message altogether than simply fucking with me like normal.

I will continue to play along because I really want my SSI backpay. I'll be able to get my fancy new monitor and my own place where I can just chill and do my thing while I wait for you all to wrap things up. I still don't know what were waiting for. but apparently whatever plan you have set in place is the slowest shit you could have thought of.

No I don't expect a real reply to this. Just whoever is in charge tonight can put it in their report that I'm annoyed by how little effort you're putting into this. It's like congrats, you've finally isolated me completely, now what?

I just have to hold out a little while longer, I need to go on a vacation this year and get some dope photos as lame as that sounds plus I really do want to travel.

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>>32592482
>Be me
>Girl I have fallen for is all doomy and gloomy
>Talk with her about it
>Topic changes
>"I wish I were you, but I wouldn't date you
Happy Birthday to me I guess. Do I go KMS?

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Alright that's enough moping around like a pussy. I'm getting my shit together.

Pussy isn't that great.

>>32596671
What the actual fuck is wrong with women.

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a few of years of sacrifice until

niggers are really smelly

^based

>>32596654
Don't worry, I'll let the higher-ups know. They've been dragging their feet on this for a while.

>mention opinions of foremost authority on the topic.
>off topic
okay. im sorry

im thoroughly demoralized and tired of pretending im not. i get the feeling a lot of others are too but as people we're unable to even bring it up without getting shit on.

I’m so upset about this that I’ve been crying all day and feel physically ill but nothing will make the bad feeling go away like I can’t double text him because that will just make me look pathetic and reaffirm his probable belief that I am crazy but the waiting and waiting and constantly checking my phone is causing me so much emotional distress that I can’t stand it like I hate this feeling so much I just want to feel calm again the uncertainty makes me feel so agitated that it’s unbearable why does this always happen to me why is it happening to me again

I ended up kind of having an emotional affair with my best friend. Nothing ever happened but it came to a head when we both admitted to liking eachother - initiated by me because it was feeling fucked and I wanted distance from him. And obviously ow he doesn't want to talk to me and I feel insanely guilty about losing this friendship and nearly betraying my partner. I didn't realize it was an emotional affair because I didn't know that was a thing until recently, but I cut it off quick. Still feels like shit because I lost my best friend. This shit is so confusing. I knew this was coming but holy shit. I really fucked up guys

again nothing happened but it was... an emotional affair. fuck. no wonder I've been so depressed, this has been eating at me for a while. just. what the fuck just happened

>>32592482
I don't like talking about this, but I have a pregnancy fetish... it's something weird I don't like talking about... I get turned on by pregnant women... I feel ashamed and feel unworthy of love because of this...

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>college
>hook up with girl
>get serious
>start staying some nights in her dorms
>new modern building with thin walls
>one night she takes a massive shit
>can hear everything through the wall
>splurge splurge rip rip grzzzllappl
>literally starts whistling out her asshole
>hear violent splashing and eventually silence
>she walks out like nothing happened
>i try to be mature and ask if everythings ok
>she just says “everythings fine”
>i am stunned by this and feel repulsed
>i leave early the next morning

How can she pretend it didnt happen? Im not sure why she isnt seeking medical help. I dont know if she suffers from a mental disorder. Wat do?

>>32596843
oh shit another femanon stressing about boys. maybe we are both crazy. i hope youre doing ok, im kind of in a similar boat. i hate this so much. what happened?

>>32596846
dont feel ashamed. in terms of weird fetishes it could be way worse.

>>32596848
women are shit shy and maybe she had food poisoning or something. but if you ever want to get serious with someone, you are gonna hear them gushing liquid diarrhea at some point and its never going to be pretty

>>32596855
Thanks I guess... let's just hope whoever is fall in love with feels the same... I don't want to be creepy at all... it's just something that lingers around me like a ghost...

>>32596844 cont
oh my god, maybe i liked my best friend more than i thought. why is this so awful???? i think im just now realizing that i just kind of thought id end up dating him. oh my god what just happened, guys i think i really fucked up. im in a three year long relationship with someone else. what the fuck i broke this off so I could focus on my relationship why do I feel like shit

>>32596866
think about it like this: most women want to get pregnant at some point, or at the very least like to get nutted in. i dont think many would have an issue with your fetish. meanwhile im over here with a femdom fetish that a lot of women find disgusting lol.

>>32594329
After another talk, I've determined you were right. Sorry for doubting you.

>>32596773
Well the guy you have now is trying to play nonchalant so hard that he's being TOO uncaring. Like, he comes off as not giving a shit at all. Someone in his position would at least pretend to care.

The poor girls you had before at the hospital all those years ago were absolutely terrified. You could see it in their eyes and how they moved. In was as if they were in the presence of michael jackson at his peak. They didn't know what to say, how to act, or do anything. Like a deer in headlights. You apparently got real agents/actors/whatever this time because this guy isn't nervous at all, he's just kind of a passive aggressive dick. His hints and associations aren't very clear either, he hurries the execution and my brain doesn't register it half the time.

Overall, I'm bored. I'm pretty sure you're not giving the people what they want. You're trying to subvert expectations in some artsy way but there is no way in hell the payoff is going to be worth it. It's just going to fizzle and everyone will be like "meh.' in the end. There were at least half a dozen times you could have ended it in a frenzy and the world would have burned but they just didn't. Whoever is in charge is purposefully sabotaging your entire effort. Like todd phillips, rian johnson, or even dejoy from the USPS. This isn't just incompetence, it's outright sabotage.

Sometimes I browse through GIOYC to look at the random posts and project on to them as if they are from my ex
I know she's never used 4chan and the random pachinko posts are not her
It's still fulfilling something for me
Like if the post is in a bad situation then I laugh
But when the post says that they miss me then I feel a bit sad and I miss her
I want to learn to move on and stop looking for her in general

I know you didn't love me and were just lying to have a place to stay.
I know you lied to my face multiple times and thought I was a joke.
I knew I wasn't enough and it wouldn't work out.

>>32592482
I do not feel free to speak when you use a kangaroo. Maybe that’s the point, huh?

i grow more racist by the second

never invite a nigger in your home

There is a mouse under the dresser in the bathroom. I heard him down there when I was doing laundry. He's tearing something to sheds under there but I don't know what. My cat is just laying there next to the dresser staring intensely. It's like baby girl, the mouse isn't going to just come out of there. It can see you. You need to hide behind something.

This poor dumb cat is never going to catch this mouse. Zero hunting skills or survival.

I was interested in the new girl but I got scared
I'm not completely over my ex and it felt bad to want someone else

I do think the threescore with bree and Maria would absolutely make it all worth it. You could record it and sell billions. It would be the most EPIC porn ever created. It would transcend simple pornography and become the greatest art film ever made. The internet would collapse in on itself if those two girls got together, specifically with me. The entire world ships us, it would be seen as a justice done right in the world for once if it were to happen. It's the one porn video that would sell more to women than to men. These girls have the power to turn anyone into a lesbian and seeing me get something I truly deserve they would project themselves into the video happily. Like "he deserves this" as they touch themselves.

It needs to happen still.

You just gotta give the people what they want.

>>32596632
Use it or lose it, as they say.

No one takes male rape serious. They think just because you have an erection you're into it. A guy can get an erection from literally anything, randomly or through the slightest physical touch. It can just happen.

I took muscle relaxers because I get extreme stomach cramps from crohns disease. When I'm on this medication I'm like a zombie and can barely move. I was with a "friend" that had a crush on me but I didn't like her in the same way. She knew I had these stomach issues and she wanted to watch a movie in my dorm even though I just took the meds. Half way through the movie they kick in hard and I go to lay on bed to finish the movie. She decides to make her move and get on top of me. I kept asking her what she was doing while I was half asleep and she said that she was horny. She takes my shorts off and then her skirt and starts riding me. I told her to stop but she didn't at first. She was like "why aren't you doing anything" and I told her I didn't want to have sex and to get off me. After a minute she finally did and then left and I passed out. I don't know if I came or not, I was that drugged up. I was a freshman in college and that was literally the first time I had sex and I don't remember 90% of it.

Later in life I got with a girl with BPD that wanted to have sex all the time. Once my stomach was hurting (stopped taking those meds after that encounter) and told her I wsn6t in the mood and in pain. She started crying saying i didn't love her and locked herself in the bathroom and started cutting herself bad. There was blood everywhere. We had to go to the ER. After they patched her up they sent us home and she still wanted to have sex. She told me if I didn't do it then she would slice her throat next time. So I did. I would have to have sex with her every time she wanted or she would threaten to harm herself if I didn't. I was stuck in that relationship for awhile because I was afraid she would kill herself.

>>32597632
> No one takes male rape serious.
lol

>>32597632
I've told that story here before but it so bothers me when I think about it. I've been raped physically once and forced to have sex with the BPD girl a dozen times out of pressure and fear of her hurting herself. I'm pretty sure being forced to have sex with someone when you don't want to is still rape.

It has absolutely destroyed my sex life. I never want to have sex anymore and girls don't understand why. They think I don't love them or don't find them attractive even though I do. Sex is just extremely stressful for me and I don't enjoy it. It's been a deal breaker in several relationships. Even when I explain why the girl just doesn't care or get why I don't enjoy it and find it stressful. They say girls are high empathy but holy shit.

Gonna meet up with my biomom for the first time in years. She's the only person in my life who knows I'm gay. I really regret letting her know.

>>32597647
I know you're just being a faggot but they really don't. It's treated like a joke in TV shows and movies. Like this is the end where Jonah hill gets raped by a demon or in The Boys where Hughie first gets raped in a dungeon and then later by someone pretending to be his gf. The first time is suppose to be funny and the second time starlight blames hughie like he was suppose to know a perfect copy with exact memories and mannerisms tricked him. She calls him a piece of shit and then berates him about being treated for stds.

letting niggers and kikes into america was the worst mistake anyone ever made in the history of the world

I feel better now, I just am in a depressive slump. As a woman, how can I cut out the desire for external validation?

I mean it, I need to invest in myself and allow myself to be happy.

I’m just lonely and it’s hard sometimes.

>one girl is cool as fuck and actually interesting to talk to, but i dont want to date her
>another girl is boring, cant communicate, probably autistic, and i dont want to date her
why is dating hard man

>>32597743
Stop with the nword, glowie.

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>>32597752
nigger

>go on a first date (?) with a girl last year
>drinking wine in the park for 6 hours
>thought it went okay
>end up getting ghosted
>fast forward to last night
>see her enter the bar I'm at
>acts like I'm invisible the entire night
Yeah closure is a real hassle isn't it? Thanks for being a downer on my evening you lousy fucking bitch.

>>32597654
You didn’t deserve that. There are women who can be kind and understanding.

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>>32597760

>>32596926
Same

>>32592482
I know how to do it
I've done it before
I don't want to do it
or, I don't care enough to do it?
my mind is occupied by nonsense
I don't want good things to happen?
I can't sit still
I don't want to be frivolous
I don't want to be impractical
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa FUCK OFF !!

one day I'll know what this all meant and I'll feel silly.
one day I'll know what this all meant and I'll feel silly.

"First thing they do is to substitute pleasure for pain.
Helping themselves figure out there's so much they can gain."

ENOUGH BLOOD!! ENOUGH BLOOD!!! ENOUGH LOSING FUCKING BLOOD!!!! I'M SICK OF BEING SO ANEMIC THAT I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA PASS OUT ALL THE TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>32597552
How can one know what others want?
I often find myself unsure of my own desire

>>32596848
You should check out what happens during child birthing

totally fine

no friends on my schedule or in sync with me, I reached out yesterday but i've been steadily ignored since the new year, I feel like im being kept alive against my will

i usually handle it better but quality of life has been bad for over a year, maybe since 2017, my whole life really, i can't think of a single good year of my life. fuck. i wish my lighter wasnt broken.

why the fuck did i move out across the country for someone online im not saying i should have stayed where i was either, but maybe disappearing into the woods was the right idea after all. fuck.

>>32597654
same, i dont find girls attractive at all though and still get raped by them because apprently nobody gives a shit, whatever

>>32597632
im sorry that happened to you
if i got home after all of that and was asked that shit again id go silent, drop her, and ghost immediately.

wasted the past decade on ppl with tits/vagina both with shit personalities its like nigga damn your body doesnt turn me on AND you're annoying to be around why the fuck would i date you hahahahahhahahahhaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

BENIS
IN BAGINA

I wish I got to see my mother kill herself so I could watch her cry and writhe in agony :(

>>32598257
gun
in
mouth

>>32598276
I'm osstraylian

man I really wish I got to see susan kill herself

i dont feel like i can call anybody my friend anymore but i'll keep on living on auto pilot in this empty loop of nothing

i did try to teach out, and it has been half a month already for this year.... fuck....

all my past friendships have grow totally distant and cold now I just get the feeling that they want different things out of life, and if the people I was into liked me back I'm sure something would have happened by now. it's been a year, no kiss on new years, and generally excluded some everything.

should I look for a new boyfriend? is it over?

LL
L

>>32592482
Man fucking this company I'm interviewing with. At every stage of the process, they acted as if shit is at the end of the world -- 'oh we have to interview now' or 'oh are you free tomorrow' or 'oh can you send this info to me rn' -- and pressure me with this weird shit as if everything is super urgent. And now after I've passed all these countless interviews, they just take their own sweet time with their internal processes. Fuck these hoes.

>>32598473
Fuck these corpo scum. If they're taking their sweet time with the offer letter, I'll take my own sweet time with responding to it.

>>32598480
Assert dominance by setting the hiring manager's car on fire

I'm going to filter out every single lady or female identifying person in my life I CANT WAIT

Every bit of suffering that goes her way is a blessing

>>32598532
maybe

browsing dating sites, i'm letting go of my exes finally

pieces of shit didnt deserve to be in my life

>>32598534
POS babes yeah FUCK
FUCK

>>32598534
Fuck women

i dont fit in anywhere on this earth, do i

I feel so bored during the week without my bf. I wish he lived closer so I could see him during the week too. My old favorite website lolcow has become unusable, too many Tumblr type normalfag women. I don't know where to hang out online. I get burnt out in real life because of my autism. I've just been focusing really hard on my pets and catching up on anime. Might try an mmo. I wish it were warmer outside because I miss nature but the air hurts my face and irritates my skin when it's this cold and I use 3 blankets even with the heat blasting at night. I'm going to a rummage sale with my mom on Friday so at least I have that to look forward to

>>32597761
Lol at hanging out drinking for 6 hours and not making a move

>>32598600
This is not enough for you? Idk how you do it.

>>32598618
Shut the fuck up

I am being eaten alive by flies they're attracted to the corners of my eyes, my ear canals, my nostrils, corners of my mouth, my neck and upper back, and especially the open wound on the back of my head

i want to cry someone please help me please take care of me i dont deserve this

I think I'm getting bored of my gf. nah I'm not gonna blame it on her. bored of life in general to be honest. I just need a challenge.

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>>32598630

im not into being treated like this

>>32598670
me too

Went for a diagnosis.
Doc say I have depression. Gave me a perscription for anti-depressants.

>>32598681
cool fuck off

>>32598716
It's not that bad.

i hate reply guys

>>32598804
Shut the fuck up weirdo idiot stupid.

>>32598806
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH DUMB STUPI IDIOT FUCK MEAT ASS HAT BOOT LICKER JANNY FUCKER MY GOD

>>32598808
*your

>>32598809
that makes no sense

>>32598808
You're a replyfag now, congrats

>>32592482
It happened again. I was so close to the finish line, only to trip and fall. Fuck, this has been happening my entire life, and I'm fucking exhausted.

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>>32598812
brb going to kms

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If you genuinely think I am ever going to say one bad word about that man, you are fucking more delusional and insane than I am. Nobody even talked to me there, why would I prioritize it. I'm not going to stand around to add to your hangout numbers, I don't even know anyone. and no I don't talk to that person I used to any more, but that man is still beautiful to me, and I will always appreciate him. To this day, no one has ever been as kind to me as he was. Certainly not you, ok there's your answer.

OH REALLY?! NOBODY WAS AT THE DESK?! WHEN THE WHOLE THING WAS THAT THE OLD LADY WOULDN'T MOVE FROM THE DESK!?
WERE YOU THREATENING MY JOB DICKWAD?! I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS, I'VE BEEN DOING WHAT'S ASKED OF ME AND PROGRESSING AT A STEADY RATE
EVERYTIME I ASK YOU FUCKS IF YOU HAVE ANY FEEDBACK WE'RE ALL GUCHI UNTIL THE ONLY TIME WHERE I TRY TO SHOOT A PROBLEM UP THE LATTER TO YOU
FUCK OFF
SO FUCKING ANNOYING
YOU THINK I GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT THIS BITCH!? I'VE SUCKED MORE DICK THAN SHE HAS. I COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A SHIT ABOUT A WOMAN YOUNGER THAN MY SISTER.
I HOPE YOU FIND THAT CAMERA REVIEW WITH THAT OLD WOMAN DEAD ASLEEP AT THE DESK
DEMOTE ME, FIRE ME, YOU SHIT
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL BE SO RELIEVED, AND I WILL FUCK YOUR ENTIRE SYSTEM UP BEFORE I LEAVE
I'LL FORMAT EVERY FUCKING DRIVE
I'LL DELETE YOUR WHOLE DATABASE OF EMPLOYEES
SHOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN ME THAT ACCESS DICKWADS

Fuck me I'm mad. I hate talking to my bosses. just let me do the fucking night shift in piece.

>>32598942
anon your post gave me fucking whiplashj

>>32598999
i hope your got to laugh out of my frustration
cool numbers

I'm powerless and I'm out of control so I leave everything to God now.

I don't think this has ever happened to me before: I woke up because I was too hard.
I've woken up because I was horny countless times. But I was lying on my back and was woken up by the aching of my erection. A quick fap and I was right as rain but it's just never happened in 40 years or so.
Huh

can woman actually get friendzoned? i have yet to meet a woman in my life that i didn't want to fuck but would gladly keep around as a friend. there's been women i've had as friends for a certain period of time but they usually fizzle out because the interactions are so one-sided. i'll respond to messages and occasionally go out with them but you will never find me initiating any interaction with a woman i didn't find attractive.

>>32599165
This might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen you post. Congratulations.

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i have to live in a constant state of denial until he says he loves me or i will lose my grip on reality

>>32599029
you made my day anon
>I'VE SUCKED MORE DICK THAN SHE HAS. I COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A SHIT ABOUT A WOMAN YOUNGER THAN MY SISTER.
wild
>I HOPE YOU FIND THAT CAMERA REVIEW WITH THAT OLD WOMAN DEAD ASLEEP AT THE DESK
even wilder, you must be a freak in the sack bwahaha

>>32599165
mootles needs blowjobs apparently?

God upholds me. I can't uphold myself and others let me down so I turn to God and He is my rock. God will never let me down.

>>32599207
God loves you.

>>32599207
>God will never let me down.
or run around
or desert you

>>32599167
Yeah there are some weird guys that get kicks out of seducing then friendzoning women then playing innocent like they are a chick magnet. It's happened to me the guy even took me on dates he later told me were fake to boost my confidence. He got this weird kick out of leading me on

>>32592482
Holy fuck man time has slowed to a crawl. Fuck being back in the office.
Anything I can do here, I can do (better) at home. Being able to jump back and forth between working and playing vidya seems to give me a better flow because I have an incentive to finish my task quickly so as to get back to the game. When I finish my tasks here at the office, I am rewarded with naught but the hum of the heater and the possibility of being assailed with banal conversation to pass the time. I've been here an hour and it feels like three.
All the money saved on transportation and food, all the TIME (the most important currency) saved and just the overall quality of life working from home becomes so fucking stark when it's over.

Anyone got any good browser game recs?

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I don't know how to match the freak of anyone. Either I come off disinterested/too slow to warm up and they move on, or I come on too strong and they wanna slow things down and ghost me after. How do I not suck

>>32599277
>good browser game recs?
Flight Rising if you need to focus on your job since there's an idle digging feature.
Neopets if you want to fall down a paranormal rabbit hole.

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yes that was a clean reading earth is such a wonderful place

Don't take it seriously, but it's too funny and I have to post it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntCt_qW_3X4

wow literally i am correct wow literally i am deleting Fake Music News Articles wow literally i am correct wow literally crayons drawings are art

wow literally earth is invincible wow literally earth wins every war wow literally earth will extinction burst That

>>32599309
>>32599302
>>32599297
what's your story

>>32599295
Thanks for those, I'd prefer something that I don't have to sign up for though. Got anything else?

>>32599321
you don't join words together.

>>32599309
absolutely correct

i am the queen of australia

My ex broke up with me in October of last year. We hadn't talked at all until last week. She messaged me and started making small talk. Eventually she started getting more intimate and hinted that she wants to get back together. It's all good until now but out of nowhere she says "there's something I gotta tell you first".
She then proceeds to tell me that after we broke up she basically hadn't talked to anyone at all for months and she was feeling depressed. Then, during somewhere around Christmas time, her ex (the guy she used to date before me) showed up to her house asking forgiveness for everything he had done, saying he would change etc etc. She told him she wasn't interested and she still had some mental scars from their time together (he used to be violent with her). They were talking right outside of her house, and he asked her if he could at least use her bathroom because he came a long way to talk to her.
When he got inside the house she said he started grabbing her and forcing himself on her, and at first she resisted but then she gave in and had sex with him because according to her she was feeling "depressed, lonely and touch starved".
When I asked her why the fuck she told me that she said "this made me realize I made a mistake leaving you and I regret it, and I told him if he ever shows his face up here again I will call the police".

I don't know what to make of this, I haven't even replied yet. My first instinct is to just call her a fucking disgusting slut and tell her to never talk to me again, but on second thought it does seem like she actually regrets it and we weren't even together when this happened so I shouldn't care. I don't fucking know man. I do miss her but at the same time what she did fucking disgusts me and I don't know if I'll ever be able to get over that.

>>32599352
also true

>>32599327
newgrounds, also occasionally, if you wait around the flash board anons drop little games

>>32599356
1) Tell her you need some time to gather your thoughts, and that you'll contact her in a few days
2) Block her off everything and never contact her again
3) Live a happy and fulfilling life, knowing that you will never have to deal with anyone with that level of drama (she likely bullshitted the story on some level if not made the entire thing up)

>>32599270
Yeah I know a girl like this too. She's really seductive and interested but then derives pleasure from denying men sex. When confronted she claims she's lonely (probably also true). this isn't the usual case, generally, i think women will friendzone guys because they're useful to them. women are generally less useful unless you prioritize your social life where they can be a big benefit.

>>32599327
littlebigsnake, wordle, letsdraw.it (just sketching with randoms), krunker.io (fps)

My dad is pretty dumb. He has to qualify all of his beliefs in order for them to make sense or make him not seem like an out of touch retard. Like his justification for trump being a literal rapist and convicted felon is that bill clinton had sex in the white house. It's like for one, clinton didn't have to pay a whore in order to get sex, he just had a natural charisma about him while trump is an old fat retard that no one would touch unless they were getting paid in order to do so. Second, Clinton should have gotten impeached not for the sex, but for lying under oath. Justifying one person's shitty actions because another person got away with it isn't exactly a good defense. Third, he claims Harris is "just as corrupt" so it doesn't matter. Making assumptions that someone is corrupt is a lot fucking different than it being proven in court. Like, a HUGE difference. Or saying "hunter didn't get any prison time so neither should trump" is just dumb as fuck. Hunter isn't the fucking president of the united states, he is a nobody. He isn't suppose to represent the best of us. Holding POTUS to a higher standard SHOULD be the norm. My dad is also constantly defending shit Trump says using the worst mental gymnastics you will ever hear. He just makes shit up in order to justify the shit that pours from Trumps mouth.

And people on this forum are so god damn stupid as well. Saying "you've been mind broken by politics" when all I want is a president that isn't a rapist felon that has no qualms about lying under oath. Is that really too much to ask for? You can't look at all the shit trump has done and say to yourself "Yeah, I want that guy to represent me as an American". What they see is that he is a misogynist and a racist like they are and that's all they care about.

My rhetoric isn't hyperbole, people really are just this fucking stupid. They ignore statistics, quote bad sources, post misinformation constantly, and will believe the most obvious propaganda bullshit.

>>32599379
I'm leaning towards 1 right now, I legitimately don't know what to make of it. I don't think I've ever been this stunlocked in my entire life.

>>32599396
wanting people to use their brains for once wouldn't fucking kill them. So many double standards it's unreal. Especially for shit like israel and gaza. People expect Israel to run a war with the most unrealistic accidental civilian deaths, especially considering the fact they are fighting against terrorists that use the worst tactics imaginable. EVEN THEN, Israel managed a civilian to combatant ratio of less than 2:1, which beats the US standard and UN expectations by to a 1/5th. Like, their strikes are so clean that The Lancet published an article that just ups the death total by 5x as much because "the numbers just seemed to low." It's like yes, chidlren are dying, but have you ever considered it's because Palestinians use them as fucking shields? Why do they seem to be running daycare centers around munition depots.

Then you have people trying to justify palestinians themselves by making claims like their 9/11 celebration videos were faked. People now just say they were made by the jewish media even though they are more than 20 years old and well before this shit. or the fact palestinians tried to genocide christrians in lebanon. Or palestinians burned the french flag during the charli hebdo attacks. Or palestinians have been launching tens of thousands of rockets at israel for decades now. or palestinians are obvious islamic extremists seeing as how they elected terrorists as their government. Or the terrible rape and domestic abuse statistics against women in palestine. How much proof do you need that a group of people are just fucking terrible do you need? To just memory hole all of this or pretend it's all faked or never happened seems to be the most common defense. Like that video of a palestinian father trying to get his child killed in front of the camera just so he can prove how much of a victim he is. That video encapsulates the palestinian mindset. They hate jews more than they love their own children.

>>32599294
Same and that's life anon.

>>32599439
You'll just be labeled as a kike shill and no one will even try to bring up an actual defense. Because they know there isn't one. Arabs in general are just shitty fucking people. You don't have to support the jews to see how shitty they are. Terrorism is not a form of diplomacy. There is no justification for it. If 70% of your population is in support of a terrorist attack, then they probably deserve to be bombed to hell and back. It's what they wanted after all.

You don't have to support israel to find out how shitty palestinians are. 35 Americans died in the oct7th attacks. Palis celebrated (along with the entire arab world) terrorist attacks against america. They have terrible human rights violations against the LGBT community and women. If you're either gay, American, or a woman you should hope israel bombs those goat fuckers until they finally tap out. They fucking deserve it.

>>32599179
>This might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen you post. Congratulations.
Thank you.
There's a reason I posted it here of all places.

>>32599193
>mootles needs blowjobs apparently?
I'm going to have to say yes.

>>32599222
I now want to see a scene of a thousands year old religion unearthing the ancient wisdom of a religious relic and it's just a Rick Roll....and they take it seriously.

>>32599414
You misunderstood, it's not "pick one", its a step by step process of what to do. All or nothing.

I can say that about my dad because I'm still 99% sure he was in on the plot to kill me. When I went to the hospital, all my food that day had an indescribable stench to it. All the open food at least. The pizza was laced with something foul, but subtle. Like a musky green pepper smell. This smell was in other things like my breakfast cereal. I called my mom on the landline and asked her what was going on and my dad answered the phone as well nervously and hung up. Then I hear him smashing pans downstairs saying "curse your mother" as if the plan had failed. Because I had also recently learned of some forced documents that I signed unknowingly or someone forged that would give up all my rights or winnings or whatever.

my dad ended up making a pie that had the exact same stench to it that the pizza and other food had. It filled the entire house with it and he goes "mm doesn't that smell good" when it made me want to vomit. He was trying to cover up the scent of the poison.

Later that night I told my mom to take me to the ER because I thought something was up and she kept making a comment on "how hazy everything was" (which is a reference to a post someone made here about how they hoped the car I was in would get smashed in on my way to the hospital). I ended up getting blood tests and urine test and sent home. My mom didn't say anything at all until about 5 minutes later where we got a call back and they said I needed to come back to the hospital immediately. I was dead tired because we had been at the ER for 4 hours and I was in bed. My mom comes in hysterical and crying saying we needed to go now because she knew what they had done to me. The plot to kill me was real. I spent 3 days in the hospital and then everyone was forced to act like nothing happened.

He's not on my side at all.

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>>32592492
you would call him fake and gay if he appeared

>>32599802
Also if he complains about my personal habit, he needs to remind himself that he drinks a dozen beers a night. He's a downright hypocrite. I'm just suppose to live with the people that tried to kill me like nothing happened. The "gamemasters" wouldn't let them kill me because that would be dumb. not in that way at least.

And whatever papers I signed my mom was in on it too. I remember telling her "The papers I signed I haven oidea what they were for, I was drugged up and they wouldn't count in court because of that." and she just walks away and a minute later I just hear he go "GOD DAMNIT." So she was in on some plot as well.

The girls are still watching though. I don't know which ones are left, if it's the same group or they have added some new blood. Anzu seems to be in on it, she seems like she has a good shot at least in her mind. Lauren as well. I don't know about Claire though, he most recent posts seem to be on my side but she had kids and everything so shes out.

About the poisoning. There is a song that out of nowhere says "maybe *ANONS CAT NAME HERE* had it right." because she wouldn't eat her food either. It had the same stench as mine. She could smell the poison and wanted nothing to do with it.

This was all a long time ago but I still remember. What was done in the dark will be brought to the light.

>>32599872
and god knows what else they were drugging me with. Shit that would give me a racing heart beat, keep me up all night, and just other stims that would cause me to feel terrible. I think they were just drugging me with insane dosages of caffeine. or when I would take my regular medications (my fun time ones) they would put in sedatives to make me "feel" like I should *feel* according to the DEA. Their normal effect is to make me chill and extremely focused and alert all at the same time. When you assholes would drug it up, it would just cause me to be sluggish and fall asleep like how you describe these drug effects to children. You were clearly manufacturing fake symptoms to try to get me to stop. Especially when I would run out, you would drug me with things to simulate awful withdrawals when I had felt real withdrawals before and they were completely different. The shit you assholes drugged me up with fucking terrible and not the real thing. The drugs I take make my life so much better it's insane and the people running this have a vendetta against drugs so they need to show people that drugs are baaaddddd when really, anyone watching will see how amazing they work for me and all that DEA shit is made up propaganda.

My ex use to say I wasn't human. My other ex said I was insanely strong, that mentally I was a fucking impenetrable fortification. The amount of torture I've taken and have it slide off my back is more than anyone could expect from a person. Like, you're suppose to make me miserable but I thrive in misery. You all merely adopted the darkness, I was born into it, molded by it. Anyone else would have killed themselves by now. You have artists writing songs that literally say "you don't have to be so strong." but my guard is up 24/7.

Is it lonely? Yes, it is. I wouldn't mind having Mil here or Bree or Mar. You still hint that my ex was murdered because of this and that's why she disappeared so suddenly and why everything went to shit.

>>32599539
I see. I told her I need time to process this, but honestly I don't think I can swallow that at all. I'm probably gonna let her down gently though, not gonna block her or anything.

I still don't know if maria would be the best choice. It's been a long time since I talked to her, I probably won't recognize her at all. She was just a girl then, she was fun and silly, perverted (which I liked) and she was into fun things like cosplaying and memes. Now she seems super serious and nothing like she was. Bre looks like she would be a pro, someone who knows exactly how to make someone feel comfortable and safe. Like she would make a great escort if she wanted. She would probably be fun to be around but who knows how genuine it would all be. Milena is sweet, caring, and supportive. She genuinely seems to care for me. I would get along great with her. She also seems to be really kinky and willing to do anything for me. To be superficial, she is an 8/10 while the others are 11/10s. She's pretty but the other two are movie star tier with incredibly fit bodies and perfect faces, I know it's shallow, but I want to experience a girl on that level intimately.

So ultimately, it looks like bre might be the best bet. Intimately I would do anything to just touch her. And just look at her face. LOOK AT HER. She's absolutely perfect. Her personality is outgoing and fun and spending time with her would be great. She also seems into me, and into this whole illuminati thing. Like, she would want to be on my arm. She might genuinely care for me as well, I don't know. She knows I would be loyal and like her back there's that. I wouldn't use her. When you say I don't have to be alone, it's her I imagine you setting me up with. She is X.

This is assuming that she isn't an actual escort. Something about her just screams super high class escort. Someone with that much charisma and good looks would put them to use I guess. And she's not exactly shy about showing it off, her instagram use to be full of lewds.

I really don't want to be with a girl that my brother or dad (gross) "tried" out first. She's cleaned up her past and her new look is conservative wholesome girl, but I remember her past. She loves feeling pretty, and I'm the only one in the entire world that can 100% verify if you are. I have that kind of power, through my abilities and position. But I need someone genuine.

UFOs my ass.

Been worried the last year financially because I feel like everyone is better off than me because I got into the property market late

I realised yesterday that I am way above the average for my country and age group and shouldn't be that worried. I just keep comparing myself to successful people around me.
I do a lot of financially responsible things and should have a great retirement funds

Why am I the way I am? Why am I a loser, as some may judge? It is due to my upbringing. The way my family treated me, the trauma I was exposed to, the trauma or bad things that I was part of, the individuals I experienced and communicated with, the things I was exposed to. All of those things are literally to blame. I can also blame my own choice and what my drive for such and such focused me on. Also, my genetics are to blame. My family history: something of a history of assholes or crazies. I heard something about some of them having addictive personalities. Addiction and obsession are similar.

Last thing I remember in my most recent dream was I was likely going to point a shotgun at my brother to do some combination of defend myself, kill him, or deter him due to his anger being directed at me in the hallucination. He is a violent, mean, and angry person. My father is selfish. For example, you can talk to him, but he doesn't really care about what you are saying or try to understand you. People have mistaken that for "he's bad at listening." Really, "he doesn't care." Those are some of the negative aspects. There are some positive aspects about life and those and other family members. Things could be worse.

Things could be better too. I am sick of having to use big tech bullshit to get a job. FUCKING SICK OF THEIR SHIT.

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>Doing applications for entry level stuff, submitting more applications enough thought 2 are in process for more chances of something happening
>Shit like this comes up
But why do they need to know everything for work history when it's literately an entry level position?

Recent change in myself: I suppose I went from a position of nihilism to a position of post-nihilism. Beta obsessive mindset to sigma grindset.

>>32600625
There is a balance to find within myself between pride and folly. Between self-righteousness and and self-respect. Between being egotistical and having humility. Between seriousness and nonchalance. Sometimes I was too much on one side.

>>32600632
You can deny them. They don't know what they are doing. They are acting unprofessional so by their own game: fuck off.

>>32600669
Or I never truly embraced nihilism, considering some easy things I could have done but never did.

I'm so lonely. It's gotten so bad that I had the urge to hug a mannequin at a clothing store today. I wanted to see what our hands would look like together.

>>32600860
Just be glad that you don't live with your parents.