Getting a gf it's the last of your problems dude. Trust me.

>>32595382
"How do I get a gf" is the most common topic posted here. Search the 4plebs /adv/ archive for literally thousands of threads with discussion and advice on the topic.

>>32595389
Me want pee pee in vagina tho :(

>>32595421
if you are expressing this basic lack of anatomical knowledge aloud that is probably a setback in your sweetheart search, giving you an infinitely small chance of finding a boyfriend free girl

>>32595382
It's really hard to convey to someone how to become datable let alone fuckable. It's all about social presentation and ego engagement

>>32595555
It’s not. Just be a normie who dresses like everyone, speaks like everyone else, thinks and does everything others do.

>>32595561
That makes you unfuckable

>>32595578
Why? Most normies get laid after trying hard enough

if you’ve tried and failed it’s because you’re ugly or severely autistic

>>32595561
>speaks like everyone else, thinks and does everything others do.
I don't do this and I have no trouble getting laid. Why do you retards always give out intentionally bad advice?

>>32595656
Sure sweetheart, we’re all so different and special

>>32595396
the archives suck ass though. someone needs to make an /adv/ repository or compendium of best, /adv/-approved standard-issue advice and put that on a sticky.
could be a yearlong project sponsored by the mods.