I have two weeks to become schizophrenic. How do I do it?
produce a treatise on the axioms and solutions concerning state mandated girlfriends and email it to multiple authorities, especially the state health department and when they contact you tell the you need a welfare check
>>32598410Vodka and Weed.
>>32598410heroic dose of lsdquestion is why would you want to, its not le quirky mental illness badge
>>32598410Fags and mushrooms
>>32598616Not OP but I became an alcoholic pot head at the advice of my doctors because the government keeps all the money I gave so they can pay the doctors who tell me my crippling disease, near blindness, fucked up back and all that is not enough and I should be expected to show up on time like everyone else. I was advised that my age is simply too young, no matter how disabled I am. Then they would always be telling me it is unfair because people who drink too much get all the neetbux. I showed up drunk to a couple evaluations. That did not work so I just kept drinking. Still aint got back my supposed social security. Like wtf good is it if I cannot even use it? They should just give it all back and let me find my own doctors somewhere.
>>32598642how antisemitic of you
>>32598410What makes you think you're not there already?
>>32598672I deserve it for continuing the cycle of oppression.
>>32598410Two full weeks of sensory depravation
Meth and datura. or just do an EVP
>>32598616>>32598626i don't think shrooms and lsd are really good at inducing psychosis. weed works better for that.
>>32598410don’t sleep
>>32600462Yeah, that reminds me.>>32598410Some old book said something about really messing people up by repeatedly interrupting the REM cycle. You could rig one of those kid games that reads beta waves, and hook it up to a strobe and alarm, or shitty music. I think there is a story of the US just annoying the shit out of some South American bastard, until he lost it.
>>32598410Smoke a shit load of weed - but you have to spray it with industrial chemicals.
>>32598410Datura Stramonium and try not to die. You won't be schizophrenic, but you'll be slightly different.
Not worth it, trust me. Just learn how to fake it. It's not like anyone can actually see inside your head.
>>32600667Nah, you gotta go full retard on that shit. They sniff out the fakes.
>>32599821edible weed specifically
>>32598410eat a bunch of thc gummies, start thinking about previous mistakes. enjoy.
>>32599821I only smoked weed once and I was shocked at how psychedelic it is. I saw geometric shapes moving. Like wire frames. And other small objects. It's way stronger than I was lead to believe. The people who said weed wasn't a big deal lied their asses off
>>32601401It only feels that way on the first couple of times. Once you get used to the feeling the visuals pretty much go away and it's just the typical stoner "dude weed" stuff
>>32601494I guess it could be that I have no tolerance and basically got a super dose off a single joint. But my family has issues with anxiety and maybe some bipolar disorder thrown in so I was worried the hallucinations like wire frames and distorted audio was actually me just losing my shit because I'm partially defective. I've been too much of a pussy to try it again.
>>32601401you got some laced shit, most it will do is give you auditory hallucinations and make you jittery
>>32598410meth-induced psychosis, 2 weeks no sleep binge is just enough timeit's permanent though lol
>>32601756I'm not in a legal state. A single .5g thca pre roll had me seeing and hearing shit. It might be smart for me to avoid weed / thc
>>32601733Yeah I remember having some pretty strong closed eye visuals the first few times I got really high. I assume because your brain has no frame of reference for it. You never feel as high again as those first few times again and it does genuinely become fun and relaxing>>32601756not necessarily
>>32598410Tons and tons of DPH
>>32600594Nta but I would recommend microdosing it for a lasting delirium. I hear that's a thing
>>32598410go to the succubus threads on /x/
>>32598410Follow the advice you find on this website
get on a transhumanist's radar by talking about wef, mk ultra kittens and the covid-19 vaccine. call out the corruption of big pharma and advertising. you will soon get gangstalked. your perpetrators will do anything and everything to make you schizophrenic as fast as possible.
>>32598410You know how, when you get a random thought or a random feeling or a random impulse, you think for a moment on if you should act on it?Don't. Just act. All your random impulses are 100% justified.
>>32602322I talk massive shit about globohomo and nothing happens to me besides some fags on the internet talking shit back.
>>32602360try mentioning specific company names, see if any sticks... involve religion in it, saying something about palestine, israel, muslims and jews.
Don't do it. But if you really have to do it and wish hell, do the following:> Plan to buy some LSD, do some research on how to spot/get the real stuff> Buy the largest amount you can afford, usually sold in tabs or gummies, but sometimes you can find droppers> The best solution would be to drink an entire dropper> The other alternative is eating as many tabs/gummies as you can.The guy that said that weed was better at inducing psychosis doesn't know what he is talking about.Also be ready to say goodbye to your sanity as you won't even be yourself again. Any coherent thought or healthy lifestyle is impossible beyond this point.
>>32598410Well, Terry Davis said he scared himself thinking about quantum computers which probably induced a manic episode and sent him spiraling. If you don't know how to become manic then LSD is gonna be your best bet.
>>32604107It doesn't induce schizophrenia, maybe you'll be hallucinating, but it won't be schiz. It's very wrong model.Actually eating monosodium glutamate in large quantities for prolonged time with shitloads of coffe would do better model schizophrenia.
