HELP ME BRAHS I FUCKED UP SO BAD TODAY. I fucked up I fucked up I fcked up I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up I fgucked up I fucked up I fucked up I fcuked up I fcuekduop I fcuked up I fucked up I fcuked up.Okay sorry. Had to get that out of the way. Anyway, here's how I fucked up:>be me>25 year old IDIOT man>have crazy 30 year old dumbass female coworker>She has a crush on me, everyone at work mentions it to me>decide to check out her instagram today and view her stories and what she posts n shit>looking to confirm my own biases about her being crazy>do it and then go on with my day>about a few hours later i notice a follow request from her on instagram>realize this crazy bitch goes through all the people who view her stories or whatever and found meSo here I am now. I'm fucking scared bros. I'm usually very cautious around her because she's a very jealous person and emotionally unstable. What's my best play here? Do I accept the friend request? Do I deny it and then play it off when she inevitably asks me about it at work? I am so fucking fucked, man...
>>32604120You need to kill her
>>32604135Um. I think i would get arrested, ya?
>>32604138Not unless you’re smart
>>32604148Clearly I'm not :[
>>32604120Accept and then do nothing about it. If she brings it up, act like social media is so unimportant that you barely remember doing it. She's probably a bunny boiler, and you're probably a fuckin idiot as well so it's a match made in hell, you probably deserve one another.
>>32604120If you do not accept, it will be like one of those scary movies so, you should accept.
>>32604172>Accept and then do nothing about itI'm paranoid though and my autism doesn't permit me to allow coworkers into my personal life. Also, I like edgy and like chud memes on ig sometimes, what if she gets recommended those>She's probably a bunny boilerWhat this means>so it's a match made in hell, you probably deserve one anotherPLEASE DONT FUCKING SAY THIS MAN WHATS WROMNG WITH YOU>>32604176I dont wanan I dont wanna I dont wanna I dont wanna I dont wanana
>>32604120man chill the fuck out, she's just a person
>>32604120Just tell she is hot and fuck her.
>>32604253Okay. I am chilled out nowAnyway, what do you suggest I do? Do I ignore or accept the follow>>32604265I cant man I really cant. She's fugly as shit, misshapen body and 0 chin
>>32604192You really have no choice.
>>32604289Optically, it really looks that bad huh...? From her POV she probably thinks I was trying to find risque pictures of her to jerk off to or something... she's probably over the fucking moonGod fucking damn. You're rightWhat if I accept the follow request then remove her like a week or month later? Does ig tell people when you've been removed?
>>32604120that's a non issue unless you're a bitch to be honest what do you mean a friend request triggers you like this
>>32604283>I cant man I really cant. She's fugly as shit, misshapen body and 0 chinPussy is pussy tho.
>>32604283then tell her she's a landwhale and dont fuck herwait 0 chin? do zoomers like chin on women now? i thought chin was a manly thing
Alright. I've decided to accept her follow request. I really hope this decision won't come back to bite me in the ass. Goodbye.
>>32604360like this imageBasically this happens to men and women who mouth breathe. Mouth breathing causes their face to develop this way. Surgery can fix this.
