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Soooo, I'm a high functioning autist. I run a fitness and cosplay account on IG and sometimes even get girls drawing fanart of me, but my preferences/standards are too niche and hard to come across to actually commit to someone. I wanted to ask if there's a way to hire someone to notify me when they found someone that matched my wishes.
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Go to a matchmaker.
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>>32604321
I'm not sure what type of matchmaker I'd need to find. I just finished hs so I'd prefer someone aged 16-17, but that age group isn't interacting with most matchmakers.
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>>32604318
if i got you an instant hire-a-gf, it would almost always end up being a psychotic cunt who only wants to take advantage of you, and not in a kinky way, in a fucked up ruin your life kinda way
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>>32604589
I'll be the judge of that myself :0
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>>32604355
>16-17
You're out of luck then Bud. Women that age are only looking to fool around a bit so they're experienced enough to start an onlyfans the second they turn 18.
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>>32604321
any recommendations?
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>>32604318
what are your standards? if you have no sexual/romantic experience i would consider that your standards may be excluding people you would otherwise get along with. if you do have experience, and you know exactly what you want, i would say that you change a lot from 18-25, and your preferences will probably change with you.

are you looking for a casual gf or a wife?
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>>32607851
Wife, I have no reason to be even remotely as picky with someone that I'm not spending my entire life with. Here's my preference profile that I coincidentally also recently dropped off on an ideal partner thread:

>Gender
Female
>Age
16-17
>Appearance
Pretty face that's cute enough for me to be able to gaslight myself into believing there's no woman as pretty as her on the planet. Smaller waist than me and decently wide hips. At least around 170cm tall.
>Location
Anywhere in or near Europe ideally
>Race/Ethnicity
Anything but Black or Asian of any kind, especially Indian. Not because I'm not attracted to these ethnicities, but because they generally get a very bad wrap and I wouldn't want my future children to suffer.
>Career/Life Situation
Do not care but ideally working in a field that'll make her a better caretaker/mother in the future.
>Personality
Loyal, sweet enough to give my heart boners, intelligent, decently introspective, honest, respectful, and decently obsessed with me. Had a sheltered/isolated upbringing so relates to that aspect of my childhood.
>Hobbies/Interests
Don't care, it would be cool if she were to take an interest in my hobbies tho
>Kinks/Sex life
Kissless virgin, ideally hasn't even held hands with a boy romantically before or even had a proper irl crush before meeting me. Doesn't count if she got assaulted or raped ofc, it's solely about her personal choice of only ever choosing me throughout her life. Also a big bonus if she's decently kinky but that's an ideal scenario rather than my standard again.
>Other quirks
Will add if anything comes to mind, maybe the fact that it'd be cool if they were the type to want to wait for marriage?

>>32607763
Loser
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>>32608751
my larp detector is ringing
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>>32608964
Not larp, I promise.
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>>32608751
your standards are pretty high but they will be most easy to find in the age group you're looking for. Unfortunately the kind of girl you're looking for is who most other men are looking for in your age range (maybe not looking for as much of a committed relationship as you but still). What do you bring to them table?
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>>32609693
Well as I said I'm fairly attractive, decently tall, jacked, study CompSci, getting an internship at a big company soon, have a wealthy background, am a great cook, don't see a need to pressure my partner into sex, am very emotionally stable, have a bunch of female friends that can vouch for me, and I'm very good at getting older people (esp parents) to like me. I hope this is enough to beat my competition when it comes to winning over said hypothetical girl.
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>>32609754
yeah fair that's pretty good. Good luck
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>>32609781
Thanks. Either way I'm going to sleep so if anyone's got any additional advice or wants to play matchmaker for payment, please drop off ur Discord so I can message ya once I wake up. Goodnight everyone
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>>32609822
sleep well, anon. don't let the bed bugs bite



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