Dear 20 year olds, it is over for me, but I come to you kinderlach in hopes of learning your ways. Teach me to be more like you! Its bad enough through my 32 years I had to learn to be a functioning somewhat social person in real life, but there is an understructure of the world built in social media and I just dont get it. I barely ever had a myspace, facebook, linkedin. I got a facebook because you need it for jobs, though i never post on it. Never used twitter, instagram, tinder or other online dating, unless talking to random girls through messengers and forums that dont exist anymore counts. Thats how i got 2 out my 5 gfs, without even knowing what they looked like first, based on mutual interests can you imagine?!In order to adapt to the fucked up superficial world we live in and remain a part of society that actually talks to me i have to get on these platforms and i dont know where to start. What kind of pictures do i need to learn to enjoy taking and publishing? How do i know what my looksmatchmax is? What are "stories" and why does it matter that your workplace crush posted one? If you hit it off with a femoid in real life are you supposed to ask her phone number anymore or just her instagram? do you ask her instagram/onlyfan even if you DON'T hit it off, but still want to stay talkin, fappin? discord? when the porn models say they're looking for older men, are they talking about me? how does /b/ have so many chicks? do chads talk about discord in real life or that just an obscure gamer messenger? kik and whatsapp, or is that just for pajeet? every thought i have am i supposed to tweet? or nobody uses twitter anymore since the guy we all used to praise but now he's bad took it over. Am I missing out on using any AI tools? Do I need to watch hazbin hotel?And then theres The TikTok, which i hear might be dying soon, something less to learn for an aging old boomer like meTeach me how to rizz spicy thots senpai no cap bet pogOk Google send that
>>32604561You're making me horrified because I realize I don't know these common things either
>>32604561when does the class begin?
dear internet its me again i wanted to make sure you got the last message i sent you tell me your secrets
>>32604561bump but i have another question. does having a relationship in your 30s follow the same rules as when you're young? dont let me down 4chan i know you can answer these
>>32605225like when you're young its assumed you date, kiss on the first, keep seeing eachother at various events and school, and then maybe make out or have sex on the 2nd or 3rd, or wait for marriage. when you're 30s tho and you're both damaged goods, she's divorced or lonely for some reason, do you just mostly be attracted, have sex, maybe get to know eachother a bit but not really spend much time together unless you move in to the places you both totally have because you're supposedly successful in these scenarios?
cmon adv dont make me have to ask the nazis
bump
youve really let me down adv
>>3260456120 year old hereFuck all that shitYou don't need Facebook for jobs lol, wtf did you hear that?I don't have social media because I have nothing interesting in my life worth postingIf I want to meet up with someone I will call or text themPeople do shit backwards now, they meet people online before becoming friends with them, when they should become friends with people irl before giving contact infoTldr fuck this gay earth and the rat race, Armageddon can't come soon enough
>>32608951whoa, intelligent life on this site. yeah i agree but this doesn't really help me. I've had my fill of trying to beat them, now im attempting joining them. but they wont even help me with that. nothing but retarded questions on this board that i keep seeing every day i come back because there's nowhere left. i thought AT LEAST they could help me with modern social media savy.
