I know how to fart silently without making any noise.How do I use this to my advantage?
start by playing this game
>>32605285I used to fart at my desk at work, then walk to the bathroom so no one knew it was meI did this so often I had to have a sitdown with my manager about it, and I had to confess it. I ended up quitting like 2 weeks later because the reputation of being a farter means every bad smell in the office gets blamed on you
>>32605285See a doctor. There is something wrong with your hearing.
>>32605285Every fart make noise. It is possible that you may be the only one not hearing it.
>>32607546>>32607554Dude, it's not that hard to fart silently. All you gotta do is make sure your anus is clenched just enough for air to flow through but not flap around and make noise.
>>32605285Finally a real power on /x/.I’m assembling a team. A team with unique powers. You shall be the first Justice Revenger.Henceforth you are Captain Slient-But-Deadly.
>>32608501You might get in the team too, Starfish Scruncher.
>>32608501>>32605285Nah, opposite of this. Gotta kind of pull your sphincter open slightly so the gas can sort of just blow/leak out with minimal resistance. Adjust the tension of the barrier it's being forced through.
>>32608501>>32608570Both techniques are possibly valid. Sad state of affairs.
>>32608537>Starfish Scruncher.
