26 year old virgin loser here. I have never been on a date with a girl in my entire life. It starts in 40 mins. What the fuck am I supposed to say? How do I initiate the first move? Or be funny, charming, or flirty? God help me, my brothers.
>>32606121Just be chill and get to know each other.
>Alyson, Alyson, Alyson...don't break eye contact>this old derrick hasn't struck oil in a veeeery long time, Alyson. maybe your baby-soft hands could change that fact?
>>32606121Compliment how she dressed, girls like being praised for things they can control like their clothesSubtly brag about your achievements without being autistic, like some funny story that includes something you didAt the end of the date your both going to be thinking about the kiss and the sex, so you say you had a wonderful night, look at her lips, then lean in and kiss her next date is pizza and dick at your housegood luck anonymous
>>32606121>those textsSomething about her level of enthusiasm is off-putting. She might be a single mother looking for a provider or something. I would stop seeing her.
>>32606121how did it go?
>>32607455>when girls seemingly lack interest bro she's a bitch stop seeing her>when girls show interest she's a desperate single mother
>>32607455Those are completely normal texts, I'm sorry no one has wanted to text youNotice how OP didn't come back here to bitch and moan? That's how you know it was a good date
Nice work OP. Good luck brother. God bless you and go get her.
>>32607732>>32607855It went bad unfortunately. I think I fucked up guys.
>>32608027What happened?
>>32608036The date started out well. We grabbed some food and hit it off. Afterwards we grabbed drinks. Now everything was fine and we were really getting into it but then she brought up doing a line of coke. I'd normally be all for it but I couldn't get over the fact that she was a single mother wanting to do a line of coke. I asked her if she thought it was a responsible decision having a child at home and doing coke. She said her ex husband was watching the kid so it'd be fine. From there it just went downhill.
>>32608067why are you going on dates with a single mom?
>>32608070just look at >>32607841 it's obviously not OPwe are yet to see his results and i hope he's succeded
>>32608070Brother i didn't know she had a kid
>>32607732>>32607855>>32608036>>32608076Texts dont really reflect much of what happened but, we got food, talked in the car for a while. I meekly suggest we went back to my place and we watched jojos bizarre adventure while making out. I really dont know how I managed any of this. No lessons to be learned. Feels like lightning in a bottle
>>32608683My nigga. How did you initiate the kiss though?
>>32606121>26 year old virgin loser>loser>gets called cutie by this alyson right on the first text>has a fucking mustang>'normally i'd be down for a line of coke'its so over for normal losers who want someone good, thanks for proving the point
>>32608766That other anon wasnt me. There were no drugs involved. Just some larper trolling you guys
>>32608712>How did you initiate the kiss though?It went something like this>Hey anon you smell really good.>Can I smell your neck?>Goes to my neck and starts sniffing like a dog>I start laughing and say fuck it. >Now it probably the safest chance to make the leap of faith>Go for the kissSuccess!
>>32608683>>32608829Aww cute I'm happy for you, anon! We're all gonna make it :)
>>32607455id say op will get his kidneys stolen
>>32606121>not picking her up at her house Red flag 1
>>32607841>>32607855Cope faggots.
>>32608822>There were no drugs involvedlame. buy some hard drugs for the next date
>>32608947Please don't call me that
>>32608683Based winner, now the trick is to just to slowly escalate things while being cool about it
>>32608947>>32608683lol
