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How do I stop the 30 something gym bros from following my 40 something wife around at the supermarket? Yours truly, snes kid from the past.
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>>32607827
you don't have a wife and gym bros are not following 40 year old women around
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>>32607834
she looks 20s coz eurasian
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you can't

in 2024(5) the grocery store is basically the mall, the new meat market
>>32607834
not really following but i've noticed sometimes that if i am shopping and i see a chick and think "damn she fine as hecK" i will keep walking by her throughout the shopping mission completely unintentionally like animal magnetism
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>>32607859
yeah but women are programmed to notice anything like that.. hopefully affordable sex robots can fix this
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>>32607903
>programmed to notice anything like that
yes they eat it up like photosynthesis
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>>32607827
>How do I stop the 30 something gym bros from following my 40 something wife around at the supermarket? Yours truly, snes kid from the past.

If she has a lot of ass, make sure she isn’t wearing anything tight-fitting like skinny jeans or yoga pants or leggings. If she has a lot of breasts, make sure her cleavage isn’t visible or that her shirt isn’t form-fitting and shows off the size and shape of her tits. This will repel and bore the men around her and they’ll no longer be interested.
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>>32607827
you dont know how old your wife is?
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>>32607845
what a little slut, you sure she doesn't let them chat her up a bit when you're not with her?



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