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Whale Museum Episode
Last Episode: >>32613448
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Signing up for a new gym membership right now. It asks me if I'm male, female or non-binary. Does it matter what I pick?
If I pick female, am I allowed in the female bathrooms?
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>>32615647
You will never baw algo
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sorry, a hammock simply isn't going to cut it for me. for the longest time, i just slept on a pile of blankets on the floor, but i'm upgrading to a dog bed and i'm simply curious how women feel about that.
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>>32615649
you have a stroke or somethin?
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>>32615640
Women
Would you go on a date to the whale museum?
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>>32615654
>Would you go on a date to the whale museum?
Sure, whales are fun.
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>>32615651
Damn, shame, hammocks are comfy... I guess I'm the cat and your the dog in this position.
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>>32615640
What's in a whale museum?
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>>32615647
>new gym membership
>it's almost 3 weeks of January
Why even waste that money? If you're really serious about losing weight and working out start at home with body weight exercises + jogging
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>>32615659
sorry, i don't sleep nearly enough to be a cat
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>>32615660
A bunch of fat women, the white whale exhibit is the most popular with the african american community :^)
>its a joke relax
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>>32615654
>>32615658
Aquarium dates are based
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>>32615640
He can't keep getting away with it
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>>32615666
>bats your face with my paw
>>/wsg/5773390
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>>32615640
how to have patience with women?
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>>32615668
I agree. I also really like zoo dates, went on one last week and it was really fun and cute. Aquariums are even better for dates.
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>>32615670
>>>/wsg/5773390
fugg I messed that up and forgot to add one more greentext arrow.
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>>32615654
Yeah, a museum date sounds fun, and whales are cute
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>>32615660
That's where JH lives.
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>>32615673
Why are you engaging with people you barely tolerate?
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>>32615665
>at home
No space to exercise
>jogging
And burn like 2 calories? No thanks
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>girl takes her phone out next to me
>unlocks it
>it's on full brightness
>hurts my eyes even from peripheral vision
Women are you blind or something? And that's a common occurrence
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>>32615670
>>32615676
;_; why would you want to attack me, i'm just trying to sleep comfortably and be reasonable
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>>32615668
>no autistic gf who gets me
People always think that ADHD is "le funny disability" or "the quirk chungus disease" but I'm always odd man out the only people who have even kinda got me were high functioning autists but even then I've felt out of place with them, especially since they are all deciding to become women now for some insane reason.
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>>32615684
My phone is always slightly below half brightness. But I also have it on light mode since dark mode is ugly and hard to read (due to astigmatism) and ugly.
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>>32615683
If you won't do cardio your weight losing journey will be a huge disappointment.
>No space to exercise
You mean you have no space to lie down on the floor? Where the fuck do you live? In a tree?
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>>32615683
>And burn like 2 calories? No thanks
Cardio burns more calories than weight lifting. 30 minutes of running burns as many calories as an hour of weight lifting.
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Why are white men on this site so fucking cringe?
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>>32615685
BEGONE TO THE DOG BED WITH YOU PEASANT WHILE I OBSERVE YOU FROM MY TOWER OF TERROR!!!
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>>32615690
But don't make weight lifting sound as it's not important. Weightlifting builds muscle, that makes you burn more calories passively.
Anon should do both.
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>>32615694
because brown girls love cringe white boys
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>>32615694
Because we don't give two shits about you or what your opinions are unless you're asian.
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>>32615695
you don't watch a lot of tom and jerry, do you?
are you SURE you want to be the cat?
i'd think really carefully if i were you before you reply to this post
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>>32615699
Last time I checked Jerry was a mouse, anon...
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>>32615696
Oh, of course. Also weight loss is 90% diet and 10% exercise.
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>>32615668
>>32615675
why is it based?
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>>32615694
Cringe is a bit like electricity, and our huge cocks are lightning rods which attract it
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>>32615698
>unless you're asian.
Imagine being too much of a loser to date your own women. Yikes
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>>32615704
It allows you to show off your knowledge
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I really dislike myself and when a man shows interest in me I hate him for it.

I also need to stop allowing men to joke with me like I’m some barslut begging to suck their cock.

I wish I’d known sooner how much I’d regret what I did.
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>Gender
Have you had sex with someone you met on /atoga/?
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>>32615708
I don't date whores, sorry. I've heard there are some nice dogs you can have sex with somewhere around, though.
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>>32615654
do they have blue whale penises on display?
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>>32615718
You don't date, period. Get real loser.
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>>32615701
does this look like a mouse to you?
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>>32615722
Yeah, I thankfully got red pilled early and I've only dated non-western asian women since and my life has been a lot easier.
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>>32615716
Like physically?
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>>32615719
I have no idea but I feel like we could just go to bad dragon to look at something like that.
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>>32615727
Yeah, cybersex doesn't count imo
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>>32615723
I don't get what your point is here considering that Tom and Jerry don't really talk much outside of canned one liners and screams
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The Japanese should do more monstergirl figurines and I'd be more interested in buying them. Regular girls are boring give me some monussy instead.
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>>32615725
Well if your tall tales help you sleep at night, then I'm happy for you.
If there's any shred of truth in your larp, I hope you aren't American
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>>32615730
found a picture of the second jerry that came to mind for a simple visual gag, that's all anon
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What is the point of living if I'm 5'5, autistic, and talentless?
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>>32615719
>>32615728
https://i.imgur.com/x0mxBS6.gif
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>>32615734
I'm American and I'm white and if you need to convince yourself that I'm larping to protect your shallow ego, then you basically know why no one wants to date you.
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>>32615736
because you can learn to become talented
bonus: because of the brain growth, you'll actually sprout up to be 5'5.5, which really opens the door to a lot more women (like a LOT more)
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>>32615734
We're emigrating to asia to marry asian women. White women can stay here with the hispanics
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>>32615734
Almost all asian women love white dudes, especially Americans. If you have any dating apps and go to an Asian country you'll get at least 30 dms within the first week of being there.
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>>32615680
>That's where JH lives
Orcas aren't technically whales
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>>32615745
JH is a false killer whales, you should look them up
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>>32615739
>>32615743
>>32615742
>too dumb to read between the lines
Yeah it's no wonder you can only "attract" people from third world countries. They don't know any better
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>>32615741
You can't learn talent, talent is it's own thing.
Also your jokes are not funny
Even if I did, I doubt I will ever find love because I'm too pessimistic
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>>32615749
Someone's jealous
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>>32615736
are you subby?
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>>32615752
I'm taken, but go off.
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>>32615755
If you were then you wouldn't care, so who is larping now? Seems like all your doing is projecting.
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>>32615753
More of a switch
Why..?
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>>32615749
I have standards, I don't date whores who have sex with anything with a pulse. How does it feel that the majority of 3rd world women are better than you in that regard?
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>>32615756
Truthfully I couldn't care less, you can do whatever you want. I just think it's funny that you try to justify it, knowing full well that there's a high chance that you'll get played
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>>32615749
>racist
KEK, everytime you get a white foid seething about asian women they are racist as fuck and instantly try to demean a whole nation of people for not being as wealth as the shithole, decaying uncultured dystopia they come from.
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>>32615750
why do you post "woe is me" bullshit about how worthless you are, and then tell me how my jokes are as if your opinion is worth something?

"pessimistic incel" isn't a personality btw
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>>32615760
>lies
You say I'm dumb yet this is the most obvious bullshit you've typed so far...
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Not that seeting femanon but despite all the WMAF copers on here, most people IRL look down on White men who date Asian women because they are universally seen as losers, most of them are either Stemcels or boomer pedophiles. Chad White men who want to race mix get with Latinas and Black women.
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>>32615708
based
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>>32615760
>knowing full well that there's a high chance that you'll get played
Asian women have the lowest divorce rate in both interracial and same race relationships, you are just projecting your own through process of how western women think onto other women (aka being a whore, marrying man then divorce raping them later).
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>>32615766
Yeah, literally no one thinks this and you're absolutely totally not a seething racist foid who is upset that men are marrying superior women.
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>>32615763
Because you're not funny, plain and simple, and I will tell you regardless.
What's my personality supposed to be? How do you want me to define it? Other than depressed cynical asshole
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>>32615766
There are more white men in America married to Asian women than there are black women, despite asians being one of the smallest minorities in America curently, so this obviously isn't true.
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>>32615766
White chads aren't actually getting married to anyone period and are just having sex with harems or are hermitmaxxing.
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>>32615772
Hey man, don't shoot the messenger. I'm just telling it how it is. You can seethe and mald all you want. It won't change what people think of you.
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>>32615766
Attractive white men largely just date and marry white women.
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>>32615775
you're missing the point, you identify as someone that's worthless while behaving like someone with worth
"depressed cynical asshole" also isn't a personality. start actually doing something and eventually you'll get an actual personality and you can stop anonymously posting on the internet about being useless
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>>32615780
If it was true then why is it the second most popular interracial marriage in America? Hint, its not. lmfao
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>>32615780
Even if it was illegal to marry Asian women I would just move to a country where I could do it, I don't really care about what people thing regardless of if this cope is true or not.
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>>32615708
Based as fuck
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>>32615783
How is something I do like art or writing a personality?
Work and stupid projects aren't personality
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>>32615780
>brown foids are seething now too
asian women just keep winning holy shit, they went from most attractive race to men globally last year to all western women hating them. BASED YEAR OF THE ASIAN WAIFU IS UPON US!!!!
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>>32615788
but being a depressed frogposter is?
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Friendly reminder that white men who have an Asian fetish are basically coalburner adjacent and will pay the toll through getting divorce raped and marriage frauded kek
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Femanons, I'm in love with her but she refuses to be monogamous with me.
WHat do I do?
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>>32615758
that can work too
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>>32615789
White women think it's all about looks because that's all they have.
Brown women are just as degenerate as white women and have even worse copes.
Asian women just look pretty, are chaste, and act nice.
>>32615795
Asian women have the lowest divorce rates in America both for interracial and between their same ethnic group.
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>>32615795
enjoy your trash
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>>32615796
You accept she's not in love with you and move on.
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>>32615794
Well you're not giving a definition of personality so I don't know.
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>>32615800
She tells me she loves me though and she thinks about me a lot, and buys me gifts and plans trips and stuff.
It's about the thought thought not what the wort is as it's thrifted things like clothes.
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>>32615640
femanons, how do you recover from a star-crossed lovers type situation?
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>>32615799
And these are the same people that will tell you that asian women are ugly kek
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>>32615795
getting divorce raped is roundly a white woman thing, which is why no one is marrying them now.
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Damn I really thank God I'm a black guy. This thread kind of reeks of /int/ rn
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>>32615797
I doubt you're a woman, even more so that this will lead anywhere.
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>>32615795
>get married
>put all my stuff in my mom's name
>have all my work checks made to my mom
>she tries to divorce me
>surprize I don't own anything
>get to keep my shit
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Imagine having an elliot rodgers kid who goes on r/ azn masculinity and talks about killing White people because you were too scared to talk to White women.
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>>32615814
Elliot Rogers was a victim of white women and society more than he was a victim of his parents. Again, another problem women, largely white women, have made and then refuse to fix.
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>>32615811
your loss
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>>32615814
Society is where it is today because of female sexual preferences, if they were either chaste or more evenly slutty we would be living in a better society, but we don't, so things are only going to get worse as women refuse to change while they destroy society.
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>>32615817
quit fucking with the sperg, he can't tell if you're joking or not
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Girls
Does it mean a thing if it ain't got that gogo swing?
https://youtu.be/96Pxby_0MOY?si=jB4gUOvliMQyjs3H
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>>32615821
I have to ask, what is a go go swing?
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>>32615799
>>32615806
Most white dudes who get asian women are losers. The same thing with most white females who date black guys. Both are human trash. Simple as
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>>32615817
We're communicating through text, not alot to do there. I'm autistic, not exactly one for drawn out conversations
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>>32615823
Most white dudes who date asian women make 6 figures, they are just tired of how trash women in the west are, its surprising you don't understand this.
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>>32615651
NAG
Oh shit, I forgot you existed. Hammock sleeping is based but upgrading to a dog bed is also based. You are living my dream life.
btw Did you use an underquilt or sleeping pad to insulate the underside of your hammock while sleeping?
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>>32615826
Ok Mark Cuckerberg
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>>32615738
You know what, kinda small all things considered.
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>>32615827
I'm assuming you mean to reply to me? Because dogbed anon never slept on a hammock as far as he has said.
And yes I have an underquilt to insulate my hammock during the winter only, the other three seasons I don't have it on as I also have a sleeping bag I can get into if I get cold during the spring or fall when I'm sleeping.
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>>32615822
https://youtu.be/buXt-yyZEss?si=VPQLMfyNfBQS_9mG

https://youtu.be/sqL_QoRM3Co?si=bNyb-tG30RzE6VwX

https://youtu.be/dMcql7iaDaA?si=SaLfEYmpjIoX_bRo
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>>32615830
This is just a sad and bizzare cope, the west may be the best in terms of making money but its a shit place to raise a family and a shit place to find someone to marry, it creates shit people over all, especially women. I see that you don't deviate from that trend.
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>>32615640
M or F
Left or Right?
>>>/fit/75737277
https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1737207564451058.mp4
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>>32615816
>Elliot Rogers was a victim of white women and society
Nta but I read his entire manifesto one night and the guy was a complete nutcase, nobody wronged him
>victim of his parents
Not blaming his parents for how he turned out but his childhood was less than ideal desu, iirc his parents were rich and absent so he was basically "raised" by a nanny
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>>32615833
fun fact a go go swing is also a type of swing for handicapped kids to swing on.
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>>32615835
M
I love blondes and tall girls, but girl on the left looks prettier desu, so gonna go left
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>>32615835
M
Right, she's not a mutt for one
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F
Anyone else here obsessed with stalking people? How to overcome?
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>>32615835
M
Right
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>>32615836
>Nta but I read his entire manifesto one night and the guy was a complete nutcase, nobody wronged him
fair enough
>>32615836
>Not blaming his parents for how he turned out but his childhood was less than ideal desu, iirc his parents were rich and absent so he was basically "raised" by a nanny
I meant victim of his parents in that of his genetics, if that makes sense, that's kinda fucked and the parents do have some fault there for being there.
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>>32615799
The Asians who racemix are more often than not their country's equivalent of the left pic.
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>>32615640
M or F
Left or Right?
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>>32615832
I wasn't following the thread so I just assumed that was you but yes I did intend to direct that post at you.
>underquilt
comfy c:
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>>32615835
M
Can I have both? I guess if I had to choose I'd choose Right if the girl on the left was average size for a girl and not smaller. If the girl on the left is smaller I'd choose her.
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>>32615835
they're both a lil ugly :/
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>>32615647
>am I allowed in the female bathrooms
You know the answer to this lmao
>>32615846
>victim of his parents in that of his genetics
Sure, he must've had some genetic predisposition to becoming psychotic, that doesn't make it "white women and society"'s fault lol
Bro was literally driving across the country at one point to play the lottery because he thought he would win by divine intervention or something. The manifesto was completely unhinged from the start
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>>32615827
i think my life is pretty paltry, actually, i accidentally worked my way into a lucrative remote job that very badly enables all of my worse habits, and now i do things like grocery shop at 1am and sleep in dog beds for pleasure
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>>32615850
I use to have my ex sleep on top of me in the hammock, she didn't particularly like it but having her resting on my chest and in my embrace the whole night, with her ass in squeezing range was great.
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>>>/gif/28388995
Women, which of these pegging gifs are your favorite?
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>>32615849
M, left and it's not even close desu
Bro has similar features to me but a more Chad face shape
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>>32615844
M
>anyone else
Yes
>how to overcome?
No need, just indulge
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>>32615853
>Sure, he must've had some genetic predisposition to becoming psychotic, that doesn't make it "white women and society"'s fault lol
no, no I mean that him being a hapa wasn't the reason for him doing what he did.
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>>32615835
M
both are pretty cute but i have to go with the taller one, i'm a tall guy and a short woman is going to give me back pain (most of them are worth it though)
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>>32615853
You don't get the point that racemixing is damning for the children.
His parents damned to him to inceldom
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>>32615856
I like the 2nd one
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>>32615859
I love stalking men I date and random coworkers or people I see at the gym. It makes me feel like I'm in control of our interactions and know who they are as a person. Followed a dude home from the gym and felt really bad about it
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>>32615855
Now thats true comfort, literal dream life.
>>32615854
>groceries at 1am
incredible, its nice shopping when theres pretty much no one to disturb you
>sleep in dog beds for pleasure
to be fair, they are rather nice
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>>32615860
>>32615862
Hapas be wildin ngl
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How do I get a Portuguese gf as a black anon?
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>>32615866
The world will belong to the hapas
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>>32615864
>an attractive crazy girl will never stalk you
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>>32615867
Their basically free, no one wants to date people from poortugal. Just learn their awful language and you'll get one.
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>>32615864
Did you watch the series You? I know you'd enjoy it.
>It makes me feel like I'm in control of our interactions and know who they are as a person.
I know exactly what you mean femanon
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>>32615869
nta but i can't stop thinking about that one tiktok about the girl who cyberstalked a cashier and befriended his mother by joining her bookclub so she could her up with her son. actual insanity
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>>32615865
only issue are that usually they're stocking at 1am so often times i can't get access to my preferred slop
>to be fair, they are rather nice
i actually don't have the dog bed yet but i'm looking forward to it, it looks very cozy and (i figure) it'll be a good compatibility test
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>>32615856
they're all so rough. is that really what guys want?
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>>32615867
Unironically a Portuguese Stacy at a previous job I worked had a black bf
He seemed like a very sweet guy desu and was also very athletic
Idk just be attractive and nice and put yourself out there I guess
>>32615869
It's all fun and games until she randomly turns up at your house covered in blood from cutting, or literally tries to climb in through your window
I'm still shook
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>>32615871
>no one wants to date people from poortugal
Why?
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>>32615869
I stalked my friends bf who she she suspected was cheating on her. I followed him to a club and hid behind bushes the whole night. It was exhilarating and I felt like I was on some robin hood type shit
>>32615873
Yes I feel like Joanne Goldberg some days. It's such an addiction. I wonder what it says about us psychologically? Is it a coping mechanism for anxiety?
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>>32615880
spoilers, date one and find out
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>>32615878
I've never been pegged, so I'm not sure.
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>>32615881
>Is it a coping mechanism for anxiety?
Almost certainly. Don't know what else it could mean though.
>I feel like Joanne Goldberg
would wife up
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>>32615794
Well are you going to respond or what?
What am I supposed to do?
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>>32615878
They are probably just emulating the way that us fellas fuck women. Also I imagine that homosexual mens fuck rough, so probably
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Wome, i'll be right back. Can you hold my cock for me while im gone?
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>>32615879
I don't think you understand how desperate I am
I would love for a girl to be crazy over me
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>>32615888
Sometimes I forget that people are real and have feelings and not little characters that I make up stories about in my head. Often leads to disappointment. And you probably wouldn't want that I'd go through all your shit
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>>32615897
Trust me bro I am also down bad but there is a limit, eventually it just becomes stressful and you are constantly worrying about them and yourself
I had a girl messaging my friends, calling my work and following me home, I was constantly on edge
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>>32615890
there's nothing to respond to, anon. you've internalized existing in an unfun way, so exist in a more fun way and you'll become a more fun person
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Do women like vaping but hate smoking nowadays? What if I only smoked a pack a week?
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>>32615856
>/gif/
Didn't watch lol
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>>32615905
/gif/ was bad but the 5 page limit put it in the grave
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>>32615898
>And you probably wouldn't want that I'd go through all your shit
I definitely wouldn't but I have carefully crafted my persona so I should be prepared.
>Sometimes I forget that people are real
Hot
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Should I marry a Bulgarian girl?
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>>32615902
NAG, I know a lot of women who smoke but there's definitely a skew towards older women smoking cigarettes and zoomer girls vaping. I dated a zoomer girl who smoked cigarettes on nights out but otherwise vaped, whereas I dated a woman in her 30s who just chainsmoked cigarettes
>only smoked a pack a week
So like 2-3 cigarettes a day? I mean you're still a smoker but not a heavy smoker
Idk I feel like non-smokers will dislike it regardless of how much you smoke, whereas smokers will not care either way
Smoking area is a good place to get girls' numbers ;p
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>>32615901
What, do I have to pretend being some fucking normie who likes chugging liquid poison?
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>>32615878
>so rough.
Women consider that rough?
Really?
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>>32615878
It could be that rough pegging looks better/more exciting on camera.
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>>32615905
I understand hating /gif/ but the linked thread isn't bad
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>>32615912
well they start really rough. like you should be working up to a thrust, not just going at it full force
>>32615913
i wish porn had more romance in it. idk maybe the guys like this rough pegging, but dk
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>>32615917
>i wish porn had more romance in it
Me too.
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>>32615917
yeah i mean idk i wouldn't want to be pegged that roughly, but i think what the anon said is probably true, rough stuff is more visually appealing (and it might also be the case that the sort of people to make porn are the same sort that might enjoy rough fucking). i simply wish to have my partner massage my prostate until it pops (sexually)
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>>32615901
How the fuck am I supposed to exist in a fun way?
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>>32615919
>i simply wish to have my partner massage my prostate until it pops
the way you describe it is very hot. i really want to milk a guys prostate
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How can we make the world safer for women and girls?
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>>32615910
>>32615921
relaxing would be a good start. acquiring a sense of humor will help as well and can make for good conversation starters as well
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>>32615878
that's what faggots who get pegged want
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>>32615917
Story and romance in porn is so fucking cringe, literally who cares about that in the slightest
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>>32615924
what's stopping you
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>>32615925
by not letting women and girls run the world
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>>32615930
but they dont
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>>32615928
no not story, but i like foreplay, and building up to a climax. not just going full throttle. i dont really watch porn anyway, but im pretty sure this is why i prefer audio stuff
>>32615929
no bf
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>>32615932
oh, that'll probably do it. i'm sure it won't be too hard to find a real degenerate that wants his prostate milked, i imagine there must be at least dozens of us
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>>32615926
I do have a sense of humor contrary to the evidence of my posts
It's just not helpful for overcoming my height disadvantage or anything else
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Is it stupid for someone allergic to bees to own an apiary or is it a relatively safe thing to do?
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>>32615936
like youre allergic to bee stings? did you know australian bees dont have a stinger? theyre also blue instead of yellow
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>>32615925
Pedos get an automatic life sentence
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>>32615938
Both of those facts sound fake as hell so I looked it up and they kinda just look like flies
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>>32615640
/atoga/ females
I have to ask my yearly question. You're on a date with a guy, and you snap a quick peak at his phone background - absolutely C U T E fennekin background. You realize he must be a cuteposter - what do you do?
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>>32615932
Audio porn is really good
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Women whats some kino to watch that makes you horny
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>>32615942
>they kinda just look like flies
some do, but pic related
>>32615944
yep, i love how soothing a lot of the narrators voices are
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>>32615831
JH, you can do better than a whale.
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>>32615849
Is it weird that I’m not attracted to either of them?
>>32615943
I have to ask, what is a cuteposter?
Otherwise, it’s cool. Fennekin really is cute. My background is the Google Doodle of the dog selling boba tea because I think it looks good against my red iPhone.
What do I do? Enjoy the rest of my date I guess, lol
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>>32615926
God damn you take forever to fucking respond
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>>32615952
>not attracted to either of them?
Right is Australian though?
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>>32615932
What do you think of this one? https://www.redgifs.com/watch/wastefulcurlytrout
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>>32615955
Yeah he is. Doesn’t change anything though lol. I’d much rather the average guy.
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>>32615813
>get charged with fraud
>spend years in prison
>still lose half your shit
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>>32615952
A cuteposter is a one who posts things such as pic related. In fact, you just engaged in cuteposting right now.
>What do I do? Enjoy the rest of my date I guess, lol
You'd be a fun date, especially if you ACTUALLY were engaged enough to enthusiastically check out my fennekin collection (700+ pictures!)
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>>32615952
>Is it weird that I’m not attracted to either of them?
Do they look average to you?
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>>32615956
this is perfect, if i was pegging this is how i would do it
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>>32615960
Oops, I didn't see this >>32615957
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>>32615943
End the date
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>>32615958
Genuinely what the luck is the point in getting married. It's just fucking slavery and signing away everything you own to some bitch who knows that the system exists for her to exploit you
I fucking hate this, I fucking hate everything
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>>32615965
It was better when women weren't taught to hate men and cynically use them for their money and attention.
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>>32615813
>>32615958
Maybe take some inspiration form OJ?
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>>32615967
OJ never would have gotten away with that if he wasn't black, or if the political climate in the country was different.
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>>32615965
STUPID FUCKING AUTOCORRECT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING PHONE
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>>32615878
I'd like to at least try it that rough once. Not sure if I'd like it.
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>>32615795
>just don't get married
problem solved
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>>32615964
Pathetic & filtered.
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>>32615966
Well jeez nothing you can fucking do to fix the situation, huh?
It's fucking hopeless
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>>32615936
>Is it stupid for someone allergic to bees to own an apiary or is it a relatively safe thing to do?
Definitely stupid.
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>>32615959
>700+ pictures!
You just know
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>>32615925
>How can we make the world safer for women and girls?
There are lots of ways, but none that men are willing to consider actually doing.
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>>32615978

If women came out with good ideas they would be president.
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>>32615978
Wrong
You won't fucking allow for the solutions because your fragile stupid woman heart just can't take seeing violent criminals being punished
YOU VOTED FOR IT, YOU DUMB BITCH
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>>32615969
>AUTOCORRECT
That's on you using that shit
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>>32615977
Don't worry anon, it has been compiled over the course of a decade, I'm not some obsessive degen.
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>>32615902
>Do women like vaping but hate smoking nowadays? What if I only smoked a pack a week?
Women may be willing to tolerate vaping; they don't like it. Smoking is a vile habit; it makes you smell and taste disgusting.
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I find that I'm decent at keeping conversations alive even when the other person isn't as talkative but it requires me to ask a lot of questions. Like if I ask a question and they choose to give a close ended answer then I am good at coming up with other things to ask to you know see if we reach a topic where that isn't required and the conversation flows organically. I don't really like forcing things and just accept that if we didn't click then that's that. Them giving me close ended answers could be an indication of disisnterest after all right? And I find I'm being bothersome when I just keep asking questions.

I had this problem with the last girl I was talking to and it was a shame cause she was awfully nice and I would've liked to continue talking to her. Over time I've noticed I can be pretty dull but also not, like I can be pretty autistic but you know If I just come out with random shit I feel I risk them thinking I'm being schizo, but maybe they like that kind of spontaneity? Idk I've been able to hit it off with some girls great but thise are rarer. I mainly just wanted to hear the opinions of some females and if my reasoning is valid or I'm just letting my insecurities get in the way.
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>>32615902
>>32615909
>>32615984
People still smoke in 2025?
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What's the equivalent of ass and tits to women in men?
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>>32615989
Height and face you retarded fuck, this should be obvious
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>>32615985
Sounds like you got a case of the tism my man. If you keep getting closed off answers it means SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU. You'd be sick to see the lengths women go to get the attention of the men they ACTUALLY like.
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>>32615990
Are you a woman? Face should be equivalent to face
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>>32615989
Shoulders and Arms
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So, TikTok is officially kill?
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We are in the digital age, I’m taking my electric nicotine. None of this acoustic shit.
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>>32615992
No
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>>32615960
No, I can acknowledge they have good features according to societal standards. I am simply not attracted to it. I want someone a little chub because it’s very cute and adorable. Thin works too.
>>32615963
That’s alright
>>32615959
>In fact, you just engaged in cuteposting right now.
Awesome!!
>especially if you ACTUALLY were engaged enough to enthusiastically check out my fennekin collection
Yeah, of course. I’d love to. I did the same thing with my little sister yesterday since I keep photos of my favourite characters on my camera roll but she just gave me the side eye the entire time. She even made memes of it, I was laughing so much. She probably judges me so hard for it lol
>700+ pictures!
I read your last post so I know why but dude I can’t even imagine having that many for all my characters combined. Like, where I even get them from. Maybe because they’re more niche than Pokémon. Jervis Tetch and Ian Duncan have a way smaller of a fan base.
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>>32615989
Height and jawline.
>>32615990
Chill anon, not everything has to be a war.
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>>32615993
>>32615999
So which one is tits and which one is ass?
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>>32615849
F. Left. I've actually never been crazy about Henry's jawline, but in that pic Chris' eyes look too close together, his mouth is too narrow, and he looks grim, while Henry is smiling.
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>>32615991
NYA but being autistic feels like a cruel joke from God. I fucking hate my existence and wish someone would kill me everyday because God decided to make an unlovable retard
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>>32615994
Yes, thankfully, at least for now.
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>>32616001
If mewing works jawline would be ass since it can be improved.
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>>32615999
>Chill anon
Fuck you, no
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>>32615989
>What's the equivalent of ass and tits to women in men?
Arms and height respectively.
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>>32616004
>Yes, thankfully, at least for now
Good, it made me sick to see all the H*mas propaganda going unchecked there
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>>32616003

Its not ogre for you bro. You just have to lower your standards completely. Your realm is now in the insane, fat, and ugly women. The undesirables. Much like the women in this thread. The mentally ill women society left behind are now your creme de la creme.
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>>32615991
Yeah that's what I imagine so I never let it get to the point where they have to spell it out for me so I just disengage. Thanks for the feedback
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>>32615988
>People still smoke in 2025?
Depressingly, they still do. And they're usually very militant about it too.

https://www.forestonline.org/
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>>32616001
Shoulders is tits
Arms is ass
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>>32616011
You're not Shadow the Hedgehog, you're a trannoid.
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>>32616006
It doesn’t actually work, just temporary change.
>t. someone who has tried it because of my non-existent jawline but only works when the tongue can be placed against the roof on my mouth. Otherwise, it just goes back to normal, no permanent change.
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>>32616002
Chris Hemsworth is pretty bogged now
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>>32616013
lmao imagine being this addicted to cancer sticks
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>>32616011
Oh my, how my heart fills with soooo much hope from that. I MIGHT get an ugly fat bitch who I couldn't less of a fuck about if she was eaten by dogs. How lovely.
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>>32616012

One day you'll find someone that actually enjoys your presence. Don't give up, kid.

>>32616016
>he said the word again!!
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>>32616017
That sucks. At least we can cope with a beard
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>>32616017
>>t. someone who has tried it because of my non-existent jawline
Another troon spotted
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>>32615997
Oh hell yeah, that sounds like wholesome family shit :D I think my older brother would probably bully me for having such an unhinged collection, but he simply doesn't understand it (& that's okay!)
>I read your last post so I know why but dude I can’t even imagine having that many for all my characters combined.
There used to be a weekly thread on /vp/ nearly a decade ago called "fox friday". I had a weekly ritual of scouting it for fennekin pictures. We live in an era now where you can just have AIs generate fennekin content. It's crazy times anon. Admittedly though, I've never heard of your special interest characters, sorry :-(
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>>32616024
Women have smaller jaws tthan trannies
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>>32616017
>mabel is a mouth breather
Good to know
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>>32616024
That was already obvious because of the namefaggotry.
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>>32616017
You're in Europe right?
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>>32615985
If someone is giving one word answers it *may* be because they don't like you; it may also be because they're nervous. Make sure that, when you can, you ask open questions - that is, questions that don't have a yes or no answer. For example "Do you eventually want children?" is a closed question; "If a relationship went perfectly, what it would be like five years from now?" is an open one.

I wouldn't be *too* worried about talking about random things, so long as they are things you are genuinely passionate about. Listening to someone talk enthusiastically about something, seeing his eyes light up, and hearing the passion in his voice, is often quite attractive, regardless of what it is that he's enthusiastic about.
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>>32615907
Late response went to see if my gym crush was there, alas he was not. Suicidality increased for the day. Sometimes I fantasise about cornering him in the gym and licking precum off his dick
>>32615989
Face, height, shoulders. For me personally a man wearing glasses gets +3 attractiveness points
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>>32616032
I highly doubt my autistic rambling will be attractive to a girl without being a chad
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>>32616023
Bro…
Why you gotta do that to me?
(It’s all good though)
>>32616024
>>32616028
Dude, I just have a round face. Always have. The only time I breathe with my mouth is when I’ve been running or in my sleep cause I can’t control that.
>>32616025
>but he simply doesn't understand it (& that's okay!)
You’re alright, brother
>There used to be a weekly thread on /vp/ nearly a decade ago called "fox friday".
Ah, that explains it then. Yeah, I would never be able to find something like that for my characters. I do get treated to memes and screenshots on other sites like Pinterest and Tumblr though. Picrel is one of my favourites lol
>I've never heard of your special interest characters, sorry :-(
That’s okay. Most haven’t anyway, they’re relatively unknown.
>>32616031
No, I’ve been back in Australia since last Boxing Day.
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>>32616034
>I highly doubt my autistic rambling will be attractive to a girl without being a chad
Talking about something you are genuinely *passionate* about is attractive, I promise.
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>>32616034
>>32616038
They are right about this, very attractive.
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>>32616037
Not your dude, shitstain
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>>32616038
It's hard to even remotely think of nice stuff like that because of a permanent frown on my face.
Nothing to smile about

I guess if you say so...
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>>32616038
Stop lying to this fucking guy. If that was true he'd be swimming in pussy already. The truth is if you're ugly you die alone as a man unless you lower your standards to Walmart shopper level.
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>>32616037
>in my sleep
Confirmed
Unironically consider duct tape
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>>32616037
>Australia
I wanted to go to Australia for vacation forever. It's just the 24h flight that scares me. But you guys have summer now. sigh
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>>32616034
as long as you're not talking about something I find super boring (like trains as an example) I'll probably enjoy talking to you. one of my friends was explaining Xbox hacking to me and it was interesting
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>>32616043
There's no fucking point in dating if that's your only option
God why can't someone kill me already, I fucking hate my life
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>>32616045
summer in Australia sucks. idk how anyone here actually enjoys 41 (102?) degree heat
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>>32616034
Don't listen to the troon >>32616043
Go for it
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>>32616046
Yeah you found it "interesting"

You're not sucking his dick though, are you? Its not attractive and it never will be. Bitches cannot EVER stop lying about what they want.
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I wish women were real.
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I WILL have a lighter accent in Spanish
I WILL stop being mistaken for a brazillan.
I WILL easily be understood
https://voca.ro/1kGEhKjgAlRg
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>>32616051
>Bitches cannot EVER stop lying
Including you?
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>>32616051
no because I'm already in a relationship. I have thought about it though
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>>32616049
I'm 5'5 though
I have no fucking redeeming qualities
I don't know why I'm alive
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>>32616048
But I want to live in Australia one day. I feel like Australia is hardly in the news nowadays and that's a good thing. I just need to know if I can vibe with the people and the culture and I need to start vacationing there asap
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>>32616054

Nah just you. If its so attractive to ramble about autistic shit, why haven't any you "women" begged this guy for his contact info? He's so dreamy right? Right?
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>>32616055

Your discord boyfriend isn't real.
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>>32616058
>this guy
I don't know who this is and I don't want to know, thanks
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>>32616058
Well I'm not rambling about my interests right now...
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>>32616044
…confirmed what
>Unironically consider duct tape
I wouldn’t go that far. I don’t have any breathing problems where it might be fatal but still, I’d rather be safe.
>>32616045
I actually enjoy long trips. Car, plane. I love both, so it didn’t bother me at all when I travelled to Europe a couple months ago.
Yeah we have the summer lol. Most of my time is spent in the house, so I just enjoy the sun in the backyard.
>>32616048
We don’t lol. Unless I was swimming or something.
>>32616057
Is there anything you’re wondering in particular? I remember a cousin of mine was too scared to go vacation to Australia cause she thought wild animals would be jumping at her in every corner. I had to explain to her that’s not how it’s like at all in the suburbs and city areas.
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>>32616058
>>32616060
QT, is that you again?
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>>32615988
As an oldfag, one of the ways in which I'm envious of you youngsters is that you grew up in a relatively smoke-free world. I've never smoked, but when I was born, almost half the UK population smoked; more than half of men. People smoked in pubs and bars; they smoked on trains and aeroplanes, and in stations and airports; they smoked in cinemas and theatres and in museums; any kind of "common room" or shared space was loaded with ashtrays; as a child, the school toilets were always crammed with smokers; even in the mid 1990s any time I went to a bar I would come out with my hair and clothes stinking of other people's smoke, and my throat and eyes hurting. Every party was full of smokers. You simply couldn't get away from it no matter where you went.
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>>32616068
Sounds like France HAHA
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>>32616057
it's a pretty good place, Medicare is pretty decent too. I will say our politics is possibly going to get reaaaaly fucked up soon depending on who wins. the coalition has some really fucking stupid policies and ideas and wants to undo a lot of the social nets in place
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>>32616065
NTA but the bugs completely turn me off, absolute no go FUCK THAT
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>>32616071
I spent a month in Melbourne, and I don't even remember seeing a bug
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>>32616065
>Is there anything you’re wondering in particular
I just want to feel the vibe. I heard Australians are more chill so that's a good thing. I'll want to get a job too so that will be interesting, because Visa policies are strict.
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>>32616074
I don't fucking care, I don't like spiders and I refuse to go to Australia for that reason
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>>32616070
>the coalition has some really fucking stupid policies and ideas and wants to undo a lot of the social nets in place
social nets only work in conjunction with strict immigration laws. I hope the immigration laws weren't axed in the last few years too
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>>32616056
Height is a lot less important in the real world than in incel memes. Most women find height attractive; but most women regard a number of other things as significantly more important.

>I have no fucking redeeming qualities
>I don't know why I'm alive
However, you certainly won't get anywhere with that attitude. The one thing that is right at the top of the list of things women are attracted to is *confidence* - or at least the ability to fake it convincingly. That, you need to work on.
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>>32616081
>but most women regard a number of other things as significantly more important.
that is true. social status and income for example
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>State gender
Will zoomers stop their descent into anti-semitism now that they'll no longer be exposed to misinformation on TikTok
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>>32616084
>misinformation
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>>32616084
>anti-semitism
We have 4chan for that
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>>32616083
>social status and income for example
Or, even more important, being confident, kind, and fun.
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>>32616085
Oh, and F
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>>32616034
this is actually incorrect, bitches LOVE autistic passion, especially if it's a skilled one. last girl i was with enthusiastically wanted to blow me after i explained to her the code architecture of a graphics renderer i was writing.
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>>32616084
I thought the Chinese and the Jews were friends though? If anything tiktok would’ve been making them pro-semites
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>>32616084
M. Nothing will stop zoomers' descent into anything.
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>>32616088
>Or, even more important, being confident, kind, and fun.
the science on that subject doesn't support that statement, no
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>>32616093
NTA, but I've seen studies showing confidence is very attractive to women
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>>32616081
"Confidence"
Lmao, this fucking guy
Yeah, that's real easy to have when you're 6'2 and handsome.
Like women aren't going to smell that I'm faking it...

I have this attitude for a fucking reason. How exactly is this supposed to be fixed?
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>>32616093
Oh, please do show us some "science" that proves women aren't attracted to confident men, anon, I could do with a good laugh.
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>>32616080
yes I agree. 5% of our population is international students and 1 million Indians were added to the population last year or something crazy. it's unsustainable
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>>32616085
Yes, like saying 'Palestinians' existed before the state of Israel, when in reality it's a purely reactionary identity.
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>>32616095
>NTA, but I've seen studies showing confidence is very attractive to women
maybe confidence is up there with income and social status but in the end women care very little about "kind" and "fun" if he is a tall millionaire with influence and a huge social circle
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>>32616098
"Confident men"
You mean the dudes who always win anyways? Great help
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>>32616099
god that sounds horrible, although Indians are still a million times better than the illegals Europe has to contend with.
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>>32616100
Are you just here to piss people off so you can ban them like a little commie rat?
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>>32615849
Male
I pick the Witcher fan
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>>32616096
>Like women aren't going to smell that I'm faking it...
>I have this attitude for a fucking reason. How exactly is this supposed to be fixed?
NTA. I'm a guy who was a full-blown khhv incel at 23. As an old man I have a body count of 40 and I'm 12 years into a very nice relationship. Literally the only thing that changed is that I stopped believing things that incels believe and became a bit more confident.

So yes, it is absolutely possible.
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>>32616071
There are very rarely any bugs in the house if you take care of it. The only spiders I see are the occasional daddy long legs in the back of the garage. There are wasps and bees in the garden, but the wasps are solitary so they do not sting unless provoked.
>>32616076
>I heard Australians are more chill so that's a good thing.
Oh yeah. I remember when I was going through customs in Australia, the officer was like my brother’s age and happily chatting with another one of the guys there. He took one look at my brother’s passport and said, “Yeah, you guys are good.” Literally the most chillest officer I’ve ever seen. Germany was so nerve-wracking by comparison.
>>32616090
>i explained to her the code architecture of a graphics renderer i was writing
That sounds so adorable
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>taking the virginity of all the moids itt
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F. Do men like it when you spread your ass during doggy. Have received mixed reactions
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>>32616112
Fuck off, cunt.
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>>32616114
too late
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>>32616113
I'm not really a fan of doggy in general.
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>>32616102
>in the end women care very little about "kind" and "fun" if he is a tall millionaire with influence and a huge social circle
Even if that were true, how many guys like that are there in the world? There simply aren't enough of them for them to have any impact on your dating life.
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>>32616115
Kill yourself.
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>>32616119
do it yourself
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>>32615733
Agreed I want more monstergirl stuff
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>>32616099
What about 2nd generation Indians like Mabel?
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>>32616113
>F. Do men like it when you spread your ass during doggy. Have received mixed reactions
Guys who are addicted to porn probably do.
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>>32616120
I'd rather not be exposed to you irl. That sounds like hell.
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>>32616110
You probably have the right genetics so you were never a real incel in the first place.
I have autism, I'm 5'5, and badly balding at 23
I'm fucked, man. I just want to die
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>>32616124
guess i I will live then
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>>32616113
I definitely do
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>>32616126
I wish you wouldn't
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>>32616122
I’m not Indian why do people keep saying that
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>>32616100
Actually, there is evidence that the area we now know as "Israel" was once settled by people from Northern Europe around 300 000BC.
So if anything, Israel belongs to Scandinavia
State gender and if you agree.
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>>32616130
looks like your luck ran out
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>>32616113
Idk I feel like it would make me want to lick
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>>32616106
>commie rat?
I'm a Reaganomics supporter
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>>32616133
Your existence makes me sick
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>>32616112
Too bad, I already gave mine away to an ugly old woman and my soul feels forever stained by it
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>>32616112
I'll protect my virginity with my life
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>>32616112
Aw, shucks.
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>>32616111
>Germany was so nerve-wracking by comparison.
yeah that's why I want to go live in Australia. So now you understand my pain Mabel
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>>32616116
Why?
>>32616123
Is it a porn thing? My ex made me do it everytime. Was with another guy after we broke up and he was like uhh don't do that. He was also closeted homo.
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>>32616138
that means I win
>>32616139
that sucks
>>32616140
that sucks
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>>32616141
sorry anon
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>>32616143
>Why?
For one thing, I like seeing her face and her tits, and I like kissing sometimes during sex too.
For another, I'm not an ass man. Legs are nice, but I'm pretty ambivalent about ass.
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>>32616146
No you don't, because you still can't have my virginity. I lost it two years ago.
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>>32616142
Well, I do hope you feel welcome in Australia if you ever happen to come by. Hope you have just as chill of a security officer.
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>>32616151
gross, stop replying to me
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>>32616114
Even imagining losing his virginity has become too painful for the incel>>32616132
>Actually, there is evidence that the area we now know as "Israel" was once settled by people from Northern Europe around 300 000BCE
Post a source (that isn't from an alt-right rag)
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>>32616117
>Even if that were true, how many guys like that are there in the world? There simply aren't enough of them for them to have any impact on your dating life.
women rather stay single than date non Chad so it has an impact on their dating life
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>>32616155
>>32616154
Kill yourselves
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>>32616149
Okay sounds like solid reasons, respect

Follow up questions. Would you be freaked out if a girl rode you with flat feet on bed (do you know what I mean?) on the first time you had sex? Would it be too overpowering? Also gagging deepthroat. I think my ex was a porn addict so I don't know regular ways of having sex.
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Women
Would you roleplay a monstergirl with your bf?
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>>32616157
damn someone is mad
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>>32616146
Yeah, it does
I wish I wasn't so hasty
I fucking regret it so much. I didn't even nut because of how ugly she was
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>>32616112
Are you open to taking butt virginities?
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>>32616159
wdym roleplay?
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>>32616161
thats very sad anon
>>32616162
no
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>>32616158
I'd prefer if she was kneeling rather than standing but that would be fine.
And if she wants to gag on it I'm not going to stop her, that sounds like it would be enjoyable. If she doesn't enjoy that though, just sucking it is great too.
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>>32616163
A-are you actually a monstergirl?
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>>32616157
Are you the guy that insists femboys aren't gay?
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>>32616160
Not really, kinda tired and have a bit of a headache though
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>>32616169
No
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>>32616037
You run a tumblr blog to help curate favorite character content, don't you squidward?
>>32616111
>That sounds so adorable
I-it wasn't that adorable, she egged me on. i try to avoid talking about technical stuff cuz I have a hard time putting my designs into words (well, except for the code I write, I guess), but she insisted.
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>>32616165
Finally a femanon who doesn't like pegging!
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>>32616167
maybe
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>>32616165
Everything about my life is sad.
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>>32616176
Can you be my monstergf?
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>>32616165
NTA but that's a shame
You can't have my dick virginity but I'd gladly give you my anal virginity
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>>32616172
He might've been impersonating you then
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>>32616170
what ruined your mood then?
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>>32616125
>You probably have the right genetics so you were never a real incel in the first place.
I'm disabled, autistic, mentally ill, overweight, clumsy, slow, have bad skin, and am average height, with a receding chin and an exceptionally weak jawline. Nowadays I'm balding too. But sure, it's all down to genetics. (sigh)

Look, anon, I didn't suddenly get several inches taller at the age of 23. My face didn't change shape. I didn't suddenly get fit. Literally the only things that changed were that I started letting go of the incel belief system and started *acting* a little more confident; with time, you acquire some actual confidence, but simulating it convincingly is all you need to do to begin with.

I know you're not going to listen, and you're just going to hide behind the "no true Scotsman" logical fallacy; but I am right about this; and you may, eventually, realise that if you give it a chance.
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>>32616181
Same answer as always, women.
>>32616180
Idk, I don't really have a consistent posting style.
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>>32616177
aww man, poor baby
>>32616178
no, monsters cant be gfs
>>32616179
thats a bit weird i think
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>>32616170
Might be eye strain
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>>32616143
>Is it a porn thing?
Oh yeah.
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>>32616184
>women
how so?
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>>32616191
By existing and being the way they are.
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>>32616187
>no, monsters cant be gfs
Can you be my mf (monsterfriend (romantic))
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>>32616191
It began with his mother...
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>>32616194
and how are we that is so devastatingly mood ruining to you on a daily basis?
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>>32616162
nta but yes
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>>32616197
story as old as time
>>32616196
>romantic
probably not anon but good luck on your quest
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>>32616198
You won't sleep with me
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>>32616152
What part of Australia do you recommend for the most chill experience?
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>>32616173
>You run a tumblr blog to help curate favorite character content, don't you squidward?
No I just consume other people’s content
Also why’d you call me squidward lol
>I-it wasn't that adorable, she egged me on.
She sounds like a good person. I hope she is. Take care of her.
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>>32616125
>badly balding at 23
fin and min, now
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>>32616205
if I would, you would call be a whore and a slut and treat me worse than dirt - so i can‘t
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>>32616158
>Would you be freaked out if a girl rode you with flat feet on bed (do you know what I mean?)
NTA. It wouldn't freak me out in the slightest, but in terms of getting the angles right and thrusting in the right direction, it usually works better if you're on your knees rather than your feet.

>Also gagging deepthroat.
A good blowjob is far more about the tongue than the throat.
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>>32616210
What?
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>>32616159
yes, especially if it's as a vampire and he lets me bite him (if I can draw blood that would be epic). or as a succubus too
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>>32616204
>probably not anon but good luck on your quest
I'd be the best humanfriend (romantic) I could be for you
Take you on dates and hold your claw/tentacle/whatever
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>>32616211
It's isn't just that. I'm low-key bisexual, and it pisses me off that men want you so badly
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>>32616198
Ignorant, disloyal, self-important, manipulative, immature, dishonest, conniving
Need I go on
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>>32615766
True Chads go for White or at the very least White-passing women.
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>>32616217
You saw me post this before and are baiting me right? That's what's happening?
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>>32616220
i don‘t doubt that
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>>32616214
you need to take Finasteride and use Minoxidil, it will solve your balding problems
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>>32616207
>Also why’d you call me squidward lol
Reference to episode dialogue, sorry
>She sounds like a good person. I hope she is. Take care of her.
She's the best person and probably my favorite person, but we aren't speaking atm sadly. She had to cut contact to focus on her own healing, neither of us were reslly ready to date when we did. I really hope she is doing well, though.
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>>32616224
umm we maybe already talked about this in another thread but I'm not baiting
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>>32616222
men can and do all those things too anon, that seems more like a shitty human thing than a gender thing
>>32616221
I have no problem sharing the cute moids with you
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>>32616231
Women are far more likely to be all of those things than men are.
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>>32616227
I think it's already too late for any solutions
I legitimately just want to fucking die already, there's no point with bad it is for me
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>>32616230
I don't remember anybody agreeing with drawing blood
But vampires are the source of my monstergirl fantasies I'd love a gf that would pretend to be a vampire and actually drink my blood. I think it would be romantic to give my blood to her
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>>32616233
hm, is that true? or is it maybe that you notice it more in women since you are trying to find a good one to spend your life with but you are not really paying that much attention to how most men act since you don‘t want to have a family and grow old with them?
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>>32616234
Stop posting that shit it gets really old
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>>32615640
State gender
Thoughts on the fact that burgers were banned from Tiktok?
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>>32616234
these women are not worth your time anon
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>>32615856
>pegging gifs
Not clicking that link. Pegging is for fags.
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>>32616240
>you are trying to find a good [woman] to spend your life with
Nah, I gave up on that a long time ago. They don't exist.
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>>32616240
I'd prefer a bf
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>>32616242
>Thoughts on the fact that burgers were banned from Tiktok?
M. I'm in favour of Americans being banned from literally everything.
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>>32616242
f
i would not know shit about that and i don‘t actually believe they did that or will truly implement it
they might update the terms and conditions at most
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>>32616242
Male and also a burger
It's a good thing, fuck TikTok
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>>32616249
It's already happened. Americans are unable to access TikTok as of about 10:30PM EST last night.
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>>32616247
then go get yourself one
>>32616246
thats true, good people are very rare
i hope you find one some day
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>>32616183
Average height is better than below average.
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>>32616252
No you don't, and I can't find something that doesn't exist anyway.
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>>32616251
kinda funny but i feel like they will just find a way to work around that
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>>32616243
Where do I find women who aren't like that then?
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>>32616256
Only way to work around it currently is running a VM on your phone which the vast majority of people are not going to do, and that will probably be banned eventually too.
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>repeatedly told if I stop trying/caring I will get a gf
>multiple periods of my life where I stopped caring and was focused on hobbies/education/career
>still haven't even had one date
That advice is bullshit right?
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>>32616255
others have found someone to spend their life with, why shouldn‘t you? ofc nobody is perfect, everyone has flaws. if you can only be content with perfect then yeah, it will be tough.
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>>32616235
when you get older you'll regret not starting now. I see a lot of guys utterly depressed like this and it makes me sad
>>32616237
maybe not then, but still I think it would be hot. I'm into blood play (giving and receiving) but I've never actually done it before
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>>32615925
Sterilize rapists and violent criminals, or give them the death penalty. That is the only truly effective solution. Within few generations, the genes of such subhuman trash would dissipate. We'd live in a safe society where people could trust each other.
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>starting first 9 to 5
do I wash hair before sleeping so I dont have to get up early as fuck or do I wake up early as fuck to wash hair? I would take another shower for my body before going to work anyway. Bet it must be easy as fuck for bald dudes.
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>>32616261
what people mean is to learn to be happy and fulfilled on your own and that will be more likely to attract others to you, but ofc it‘s not a guarantee and if you just give up out of desperation and not because you started to be happy with your own company then it doesn‘t work
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>>32616263
I'd be ecstatic if I found a woman who was even worth my time, meaning she was kind and loyal, wanted a family, and was responsible and willing to put in the work, but that doesn't exist. There is no such thing as a good woman.
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>>32616261
Yes it's just dumb fucking lie so you participate in society without getting pussy
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>>32616264
>I've never actually done it before
W-would you like to?
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>>32616273
Which is why I'm going for dick instead
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>>32616261
Fortune favors the bold, not the one that gives up.
Look at how it has served you. Does it seem like the advice is bullshit?
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>>32616258
i don‘t know anon, it seems to get harder every day since people seem to get more stuck up every day and thus become more difficult to establish a connection that‘s not based on a vetting process like applying for a job
maybe in places where people go that are a bit more relaxed
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>>32616264
But it's REALLY bad for me now at my age
I feel like a freak that advanced too quick in age.
I don't want to live anymore, man, I feel like a living embarrassment
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>>32616253
>Average height is better than below average
Anon, I made more than one suicide attempt in my early 20s, primarily because I was so lonely and so universally loathed and rejected. It was *all* down to personality and behaviour.

No one gives a fuck about your height. But the fact that *you* are so hung up on it is extremely unattractive.
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>>32616260
well that means there will just be a new platform emerging
guess we are on the verge of a new era of internet history
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>>32616264
>it makes me sad
Why lie? Women don't give a shit about men.
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>>32616271
i know multiple such women but i guess they are already married
they were all not married at some point first tho, so there is a chance
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>>32616270
It's more like I got distracted with other shit for extended periods of time, idk if I'd say I was happy but I was at least busy and liked being busy
>>32616273
Kinda seems that way yeah
>>32616276
Yes? Look at how what has served me, fortune? It hasn't. And again I didn't give up, "stopped caring" wasn't intended to sound like giving up more like other things took priority
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>>32616285
>No one gives a fuck about your height. But the fact that *you* are so hung up on it is extremely unattractive.
You don't talk to people if you think this lmao
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>>32616261
This is advice from a womens perspective. They get hit on all the time so they can just sit on their ass and wait for their prince charming to come along.
As a man this wont get you anywhere and you have to be proactive to get a relationship.
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>>32616274
nom!
>>32616284
do it for me at least? just try it for a year to see if it helps?
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>>32616289
I don't even believe these women you're talking about exist
I'm 30 too, so at this point most of the women who will even look at me are either divorced or mentally ill, or both
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>>32616294
>nom!
K-kawaii
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>>32616288
because I've been in a similar dark mindset. it happens in both men and women and it's sad either way
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>>32616295
>it's another "incel rationalizing his unhinged beliefs" episode
mmmm, my favorite!!
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>>32616292
>You don't talk to people if you think this lmao
I think you'll find it's the incels who don't talk to women, anon.
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>>32616298
This is why I'm only interested in men
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>>32616299
Not an incel, and not rationalizing anything, just telling the truth.
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>>32616295
idk, my sister has been dating her now husband since she was 21, they have been together for 13 years and have three kids and their relationship was always stable and strong
she takes good care of herself, the household is in tip top shape, the kids and pets are very well taken care of and they still very much love each other and frequently go on date nights
they do exist, so it must be more that you can‘t find them
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>>32616298
I simply do not believe you actually care at all about men.
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>>32616308
Lies, typical of a woman
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i want a hot girl to peg my ass while reaching around and stroking my cock.
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I hate incels. They are worse than pedos, rapists and murderers.
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>>32616313
Me too
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>>32616285
So I'm just a "personalitycel" than? In that case I'm still fucked.
You're still a fucking retard on height though.
I guarantee even though face I might be better than you, they will prefer you for being taller
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>>32615640
https://www.tiktok.com/@kaa.rla__/video/7449116692791201046?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7260576818272683522
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>>32616314
I'm >>32616310 not an incel. I had a boyfriend
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>>32616294
Maybe if I can afford it...
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>>32616311
or my brothers gf, she is 24, they have been dating for half a year now and just moved in together, she‘s a real ray of sunshine, very kind and thoughtful, very joyful and very pretty, an absolute gem with kids, humble and grateful
or my sister in law, she has been with her husband for seven years now and they have an adorable daughter and run a huge dairy farm together and she still gets up every morning when he has to get up at 5 am to make breakfast for him
it seems more that these kind of women seem to exist in a different reality than you
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>>32616323
What are you doing? Why do you keep posting like you're me? Fuck off.
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>>32616320
*face wise
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>>32616325
>different reality
You mean in your fantasies
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>>32616327
What? Are you schizo?
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>>32616332
Kill yourself immediately.
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>>32616331
if you say so anon, good luck with your pessimism, you‘ll need it, because the reality you live in sounds very miserable
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>>32616327
Stop trying to muddy the fucking waters.
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>>32616336
It's not pessimism, it's realism.
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>>32616327
I don't think any of us could tell the difference anon. Are you sure you weren't accidentally double posting?
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>>32616337
>>32616339
>>32616335
You too.
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>>32616338
doesn‘t seem like it because the reality i see when i look around is very different, so it must be your bias filter
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>>32616341
You're delusional. I can't help you with that.
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>>32616335
Why are you showing us your post?
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>>32616342
ok
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>>32616341
NTA, but how come my reality is so much better than yours, then?
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>>32616343
If it was my post it would have a dotted line on the side, not a solid line.
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>>32616335
Oh, you're the "I hate women schizo." Lmao
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>>32616346
how is it better?
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>>32616353
>implying there's only one
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>>32616357
It's just you, we went over this last night.
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>>32616353
Anon...
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>>32616340
>>32616350
Jesus christ, this is just fucking pathetic now, pretending that people are impersonating you.
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>>32616310
you can believe what you want but it's true
>>32616324
fin at least is the really important one to be taking and is cheap online. you can use min whenever but you have to get on fin asap
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>>32616358
I'm sure you wish that was true.
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>>32616314
They are literally, objectively not
Their only crime is being ugly you petty bitch
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>>32616360
I'm not pretending shit, some shit eating faggot was trying to impersonate me and imply that I'm gay.
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>>32616362
>it's true
It isn't.
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>>32616363
You know the funny thing is, I could take a 3 year hiatus and you'd still be typing that shit when I come back! Lolol
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>>32616368
I don't think I've even been posting in these threads for three years, schizo.
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Women, why is that so many of you are against the death penalty? Don't you want to live in a safer world, without murderers and rapists?
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>>32616365
>imply
Oh anon...
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>>32616371
Women are detached from reality. They think they can just be nice to everyone and everything will work out.
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>>32616320
>So I'm just a "personalitycel" than? In that case I'm still fucked.
The difference is that personality and behaviour actually *can* change. You can choose to behave differently. You can (with great difficulty - I know, I've been there!) start to question and challenge some of your own beliefs.

If the problem actually were your height, then you actually would be fucked, because there's nothing you can to make yourself grow seven inches. But if what's causing the problem is something that can be changed, then there's hope.

Look, I know you feel. I know what despair is like. You feel the way I felt when I was sitting down and methodically swallowing 200 ibuprofen tablets, or the way I felt after that, sitting in a hospital bed, waiting for my kidneys to fail, or the day after when they took me to psychiatric hospital. I GET IT, okay? I have been exactly where you are; I have felt exactly what you are feeling; I have been just as certain as you are that I was absolute genetic garbage, and that no one could possibly ever be attracted to me.

But it turned out that, despite being more certain of that than I have ever been of anything in my life, I was WRONG. And the only things that changed were my personality and behaviour.

You can change those things too. So stop being so defensive about it, and allow yourself some hope for once.
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>>32616370
Maybe not, but you will be. See you next thread, you whiny bitch.
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>>32616362
How is that gonna help me?
I think in my case I might be permanently fucked
I genuinely don't want to live like this
I fucking wanna kill myself so bad
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>>32616372
Jump off a bridge
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>>32616378
Eat my asshole, cunt.
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>>32616380
That's more your speed as a bisexual incel
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>>32616383
I hope a meteor kills your whole family. Extended family too.
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>>32616371
rape isnt punishable by death and most murder convictions don't carry the death penalty you fucking retard. also, there's no evidence that harsher punishments lead to significantly reduced rates of incidents.
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>>32616382
>Eat my asshole
>>>/lgbt/
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>>32616386
>>32616384
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>>32616371
even though I was raped I wouldn't want him sentenced to death. but prison for sure
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>>32616382
Oh shit! He really is gay!
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>>32616389
>>32616384
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>>32616365
FUCK OFF and stop pretending you're me.

>>32616371
Women hate the death penalty because then they won't have any prison Chads to chase after.
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>>32616391
>>32616384
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>be me
>one night stand
>perfectly my type
>asian, petite, tight as fuck
>dick wont do it

how could this happen? second time its happened. starting to worry. maybe I should go on a no-fap?
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>>32616379
you said one of your problems (especially with self image) is that your balding. fin stops and in some cases reverses balding. and eventually if you can afford it you can take min for more regrowth
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>>32616393
maybe you should stop treating sex like masturbation with a strangers body
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>>32616392
>>32616384 (You)
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>>32616371
Who would women date if you got rid of those men? Think, anon.
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>>32616388
When he gets out (in the hypothetical where you actually reported it) he would just rape more.
Men don't rape to "assert power" or whatever gay shit feminists tell you, they rape because they want sex and don't care about other people at all. They will sooner pretend to reform than actually reform and they are not as complex as you always want to make them to be.
The two options when dealing with that sort of person are kill them or turn a blind eye to the harm they will do.
And remember before you tell me "well you're a man so it's not the fault of women" that men who do not commit violent crimes are far more likely to be the victims of them than women of any type are, statistically.
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>>32616396
>linking me to my own post
You're spared from the meteor, it's too quick of a death for you.
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>>32616393
f, maybe your just not cut out for one night stands and you need an emotional connection too? otherwise Sildenafil or Cialis
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>>32616376
My heart doesn't want to let any hope in...
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>>32616385
>rape isnt punishable by death
YES THAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM
Death would lead to a 100% reduction of re-offending. Trust me!
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>>32616354
I have an amazing wife, and she's an incredible mother to our beautiful baby daughter. I'm also 5'4" and bald, and I was literally a NEET living in my mother's basement when we met.
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>>32616400
Will you knock it off and quit trying to defame me? It's really starting to piss me off. For the record, I don't want anyone here to die.
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>>32616401
>Sildenafil
starting to think about going to a doc for this
its frustrating as fuck

>>32616395
we had wouldve had regular sex idk what you mean by that
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>>32616408
You're the one who claimed to be me, dumbass.
Would you rather be eaten alive by rats or boiled to death?
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Women
Would you date a guy who's favorite pokemon is Mawile?
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>>32616405
>re-offending
you do realize your logic applies to ALL crime right? if you dont give a fuck about 'the punishment fitting the crime' then have fun living in a world where ALL crime is punishable by death because i can guarantee theres a sizable part the population that unironically thinks death is a suitable punishment for plenty of petty offense.
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>>32616398
I should have reported him not for myself but so that he didn't harm anymore children, so you're correct on that front. but for me I think enabling the death sentence means inevitably innocent people will also die and even if it's rare I don't think that should be a possibility. maybe it's also my OCD around prison influencing that decision too
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>>32616371
>>32616265 here. People largely underestimate the role of genetics. Normal people don't need to be taught to be normal. Rapists are not normal people; they're the bottom of the genetic barrel.
>>32616385
>also, there's no evidence that harsher punishments lead to significantly reduced rates of incidents.
Even if it doesn't scare people off, the death penalty/forced sterilization would lead to a reduction of the dysgenic elements of our society.
>>32616388
>even though I was raped I wouldn't want him sentenced to death. but prison for sure
Insane. If I was raped, I'd want to see the rapist hang. You're not being virtuous with your bleeding-heart attitude.
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>>32616394
>stopping balding
It's... too late for that
>some cases reversed
Oh, so I'm probably not going to be one of the lucky ones
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>>32616412
Again, I'm not that aggressive you prick. Stop trying to assassinate my character.

>>32616402
Listen to your heart, women certainly won't.
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>>32616420
You tried to imply I was gay, faggot. Fuck off.
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>>32616398
>The two options when dealing with that sort of person are kill them or turn a blind eye to the harm they will do.
oh okay you ARE an actual, genuine, literal fucking retard. one of those isn't even a fucking option. you do realize there's a thing called a sex offender registry right? it gives people in close proximity to this person the means of preemptively protect themselves from a at risk person who otherwise satisfied the courts in terms of the punishment they weee sentenced and are now allowed to remain in the general public. you are literally a 19 year old.
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>>32616421
First of all, I AM gay, and second of all I'm not the one that needs to fuck off here. Find something else better to do with your time than impersonating anons. Sorry if my faggotry offends you, but I've had to give up on women since they're all worthless, well unless they're a tranny.
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>>32616371
If I had my way all rapists and pedophiles would experience medieval executions
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>>32616407
good for you, but i don‘t understand what that had to do with me
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>>32616427
You posted here >>32616323 claiming that this post >>32616310 was yours, but that's my fucking post, you colossal fucking faggot. End your life right this fucking instant.
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>>32616418
>Even if it doesn't scare people off, the death penalty/forced sterilization would lead to a reduction of the dysgenic elements of our society.
false, you can look at statistics in authoritarian countries that punish more harshly. it doesnt significant reduce the frequency. ffs you can even look at the literal middle ages when they used torture to prove that.
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>>32616429
That would be an improvement from the way most women treat men.
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>>32616432
Oh, what's wrong? Couldn't bother to fake another screenshot to try and convince the other anons here that my posts are yours? Are you serious?
Dumb nigger.
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>>32616418
>people largely underestimate the role of genetics
This. In my family, the men usually become military, cops, or criminals because there is definitely a kind of inherited weird risk assessment
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>>32616405
The problem is that women lie about it which would lead to innocent men being killed.
With rape, they should also take into consideration if the woman was married or not, if she was single and just at the club being a slut, what she was wearing etc.
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>>32616438
>calls others nigger
>is a nigger
lmao
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>>32616419
it's never too late, and don't be pessimistic about it. start it asap
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>>32616444
If you say so...
I'm still gonna live by Murphy's Law though
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>>32616444
Don't do this, just be bald. Being in denial about being bald puts women off a lot more than just being bald does.
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>>32616441
And it was discovered and she is being charged now. Thats how the system works.
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>>32616452
And in the meantime he spent a month in jail, likely hired a lawyer, and also likely got fired from his job. Also she'll likely get off with a slap on the wrist, or at worst a few months in jail.
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>>32616450
I fucking hate it though, being bald is not appealing.
Fuck man, why did I have to get born as me?
If there is a fucking god out there, I would spit in his fucking face for making me like this.
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>>32616452
But most of the time they're never caught because they want an excuse to arrest a white man anyway and his life is ruined by her even if innocent.
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>>32616455
Skill issue. My wife likes the fact that I'm bald. She just views it as more surface area she can kiss.
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>>32616371
>Women, why is that so many of you are against the death penalty?
Because the death penalty doesn't actually reduce the murder rate. It isn't a deterrent. When a person is committing a crime, he isn't planning on being caught.

As implemented in the US, it costs more to execute someone than it does to keep them in prison for life. And, more importantly, you can never be 100% certain anyone is guilty; if fresh evidence comes to light that clears them, it's bad enough that they've spent years in prison for something they didn't do - being executed for something they didn't do is worse.
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>>32616460
Well I don't like it because I remember what it used to be and it was amazing
Now I look like disgusting pathetic joke compared to myself just a few years ago.
Fucking bullshit
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>>32616376
Approximately 1% of rapists are convicted, anon. If 99% get away with it, it makes no difference what you do to the 1%.
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>>32616449
still, might as well try
>>32616450
he really seems to care about it so I think doing something about it is a better decision
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>>32616470
If I showed you a pic you'd probably tell me to just end it. It's THAT bad. I look like a 65 year old math teacher at 23
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>>32616475
you can post a pic if you want but probably just link it to an external site
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>>32615849
Probably right? Like another anon said it isn't a very good picture of Chris. Not crazy about either of them though.

>>32615902
Hate both

>>32615925
Harsh sentences for criminals
More liberal use of death penalty
Sterilize violent subhumans
Don't let men from third world desert cultures into our country

>>32616242
Is we actually getting a tiktok ban or is this another nothingburger? If it's real I might need to save some videos to my computer...

>>32616371
I think the death penalty as it's currently used for sentencing in many US states (i.e. for multiple murders or murders which are out of the ordinary) is the best way. I just wish the process of execution was speedier. Also I don't support death for non-murder crimes bc that might incentivize people to kill to cover up non-murder crimes.
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>>32616482
tiktok ban is already in effect retard. speaks to your ability to research on topics you seem to already have formed strong opinions on. do you even know why the the process of executing someone on death row takes so long?
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>>32616483
>Brandon bans chinese spyware
>Drumpf is gonna bring it back
Hahaha wtf is this timeline
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>>32616467
Skill. Issue.
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its it "normal" that if you have ED you can still fap and get morning wood, just in the moment it doesnt want to work?
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>>32616489
Having ED is not normal. But yeah, it it‘s anxiety induced then that is very normal.
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>>32616486
Trump also launched a meme coin
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>>32616494
based
he lives in a sitcom
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>>32616461
>As implemented in the US, it costs more to execute someone than it does to keep them in prison for life.
How does that work?
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>>32616498
because the person on death row is allowed to appeal the sentence unlimited times. its a costly court process. unless you're okay with the government killing people that got falsely accused or framed by corrupted cops/politicians etc.
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>>32616452
She will spend a few hours in court and get a slap on the wrist. That's how the system works, it's pro-women to the end.
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>>32616500
Damn, another half-measure
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I wish I had a gf I could feel comfortable enough with to do sex
Women do creatures like this exist?
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>>32616480
Go ahead...
Just say it...
Nothing you can say can make my life any worse than it already is
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>>32616506
Nta
You have the kind of bald pattern and hair color that actually looks decent and can even be cute
Good job anon
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>>32616505
Yeah, probably not for you though, sorry.
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>>32616489
ED can be caused by either physical or psychological issues. If you get a strong morning erection then the cause is psychological.
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>>32616513
Oh okay then
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>>32616498
>How does that work?
People can be on death row for anything up to 20 years. Death row is more expensive than a regular prison. Plus, there are all sorts of extra legal and court costs from extra appeals procedures - but if you're going to execute someone, you probably don't want to skip all those.
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>>32616519
Good luck anyways, maybe you can find one.
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>>32616508
Excuse you? Shut the fuck up, you know this causes a great deal of distress for me. I don't even want to think of it as having a single positive quality to it.
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>>32616519
>>32616505
>supposedly an adult man posting, uses sad anime moeshit as reaction image
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>>32616531
NTA
Fuck off.
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>>32616506
That's pretty similar to my baldness pattern. And again, I have a wife who loves it. Get over yourself already.
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>>32616506
Still more manly, than this fag >>32616519
>>32616532
I know, right?
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>>32616536
>manly
It's not about being manly, it's about being obnoxious.
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>>32616535
It might be fine for you but this paired with being short and autistic
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>>32616543
Nta but your issue is mainly that you are a pathetic asshole.
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>>32616228
>Reference to episode dialogue, sorry
Oh, I’m sorry for not understanding. I hadn’t watched a lot of SpongeBob growing up. I had Australian cable and Pokémon White.
>She had to cut contact to focus on her own healing, neither of us were reslly ready to date when we did.
I’m really sad to hear. I hope you guys can reunite again under better circumstances since it sounds really sweet that you care so much for her.
>>32616414
Hey I think I spoke to you before. I really like Mawile, it’s a cool Pokémon.
>>32616531
Damn I was about to say something good about it but never mind. Sorry.
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>>32616531
As a bald guy myself I understand what it's like but I'm being serious
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>>32616532
>>supposedly an adult man posting, uses sad anime moeshit as reaction image
>on an anime forum
Wow that's crazy
Anyways I usually use cats
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>>32616550
Better, acceptable even.
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>>32616550
based, your chances to find a girl that makes you comfortable with sex is a lot higher than that of the dumb fags that shat on you
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>>32616414
Only if he's okay with me liking Rapidash. For questionable reasons.
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>>32616543
I'm shorter than you. Skill issue.
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>>32616558
This seems statistically unlikely but thank you
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Being ugly man is suffering, women will never understand this. I'd rather be attractive and raped/abused with PTSD than ugly
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>>32616546
>Hey I think I spoke to you before
Mhm we've spoken a lot
>I really like Mawile, it’s a cool Pokémon.
Excellent, she's the best, she's so cute, just an adorable gremlin
>>32616559
Go on
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>>32616545
I know, it's hard trying to change
>>32616546
No, I'm sorry...
I'm just used to hating myself and lashing out people is cathartic. Can you tell me what you liked, please? I'm just not used to compliments
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>>32616550
Slightly better
>>32616558
Lol, no
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>>32616564
Go to prison and you'll get premium rape experience
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>>32616571
>majestic horse creature that can communicate with humans and whose whole thing is about earning his trust so you can safely ride him
You know where this is going.
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>>32615640
State gender
Thoughts on this?
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>>32616584
You already posted that slop before
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>>32616582
Oh, so its cute then, got it
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>>32616586
I'll do it again
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>>32616584
f
sounds like he got exactly what he wanted, spreading his genes with zero responsibilities
the brother and parents are retarded for not forcing her to get an abortion
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>>32616584
>Thoughts on this?
Really feeble attempt at satire.
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>>32616577
It's not the same. I'd be raped as a powerplay, not because I was attractive
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>>32616589
>the brother and parents are retarded for not forcing her to get an abortion
Moid hands.
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>>32616584
M
I don't care, stop posting about this stupid Twitter screenshot
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>>32616592
If you were a woman you would know that giving life to a bastard child of some abomination and sorry excuse of a human being is the worse fate than killing that poor soul.
Obviously that story is fake but if it wasn‘t then that kids life was over ling before it even began, killing it is just a formality at this point.
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>>32616571
>Mhm we've spoken a lot
:)
>>32616574
That’s okay. I was going to say, if I had a husband like that, I would give him lots of forehead kisses to let him know that it’s nowhere near as bothersome in my eyes. But I realised that I might inadvertently be undermining your experience since I can’t begin to understand the struggles you had. So I truly wish you well.
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>>32616596
Abortion doesn't involve killing a child, so that's not an issue. But *forced* abortion is a massive violation of the mother's bodily autonomy - a far worse violation than (say) being raped.
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>>32616599
She was retarded enough to sleep with a random fuckwit and retarded enough to get pregnant. She is in no position to be trusted with making decisions that will impact someone elses life. She has no business having a child and authorities should make sure she is not having that baby.
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>>32616596
>that poor soul
NTA, but I don't think a couple of cells or a small animal, whatever stage it is, has a "soul" or mind.
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>>32616598
Thank you. I appreciate it. I wish I could find a girl like you
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>>32616607
Thats why I said it in reference to that baby having to be born and live a life of misery. Reading comprehension is important.
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>>32616609
I mean, you're not killing that poor soul if there was no soul to begin with.
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>>32616614
Are you trying to create an argument for no reason? Are you really that bored? Go for a walk or so.
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>>32616608
We’re out there somewhere. I know it might be hard for you to believe, but the right person will love you no matter the “flaws” you perceive yourself with having. Sometimes they will even love you because of them. As in, it becomes more reason to show affection.
You seem very sweet, I’m sorry for any grievances you might have. Thank you for giving me a chance to speak.
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>>32616589
>Sees a baby
>Gets mad it's not dead
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>>32616621
>want an innocent baby to be subjected to an 80 year humiliation ritual just so he can tell women what to do
you are a monster anon
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>>32615640
Why do gen X and millennial parents sit there and do nothing as their daughters start doing OF and their sons put the family's life-savings into some influencers' soon-to-be-rug-pulled shitcoin?
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>>32616623
I'm a woman dummy.
And no, babies don't deserve to die for having shitty dads.
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>>32616625
Because they had kids in the „authentic self expression over achievements or you are a shitty parent“ phase of child rearing.
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>>32616616
>Are you trying to create an argument for no reason?
I think you are, but I already corrected you, so whatever.
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>>32616626
Even worse. No, they deserve to be spared having to grow up with shitty parents because the mom is just as shitty as the dad.
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>>32616626
>babies don't deserve to die
Once they are born, perhaps
https://youtu.be/Cw9KaZkLbQA
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>>32615868
No it won't
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>>32615640
State gender
Thoughts on gentle parenting?
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>>32616620
I used to be very sweet but I got sour. We'll see if I become lemoncake instead.
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>>32616242
>State gender
>Thoughts on the fact that burgers were banned from Tiktok?
I never liked tiktok. I don't like those type of apps. We have youtube shorts, just do youtube shorts ffs.
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>>32616091
China is playing all sides: USA, Russia, Israel, Palestine, Muslims, Christians, Blacks, Whites...
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>>32616634
f
you should treat your kids with respect, but they need boundaries and guidance
you are their parent, not their friend and they rely on you helping them to learn how to be functional human beings
if you hit your kids you should get them taken away since clearly you have lost total control of your parenting, you can teach your kids all they need to know without violence
same goes for never setting any boundaries, thats neglect and should get CPS at your door
the issue with raising kids is that they only respect your guidance if they look up to you, so if you are not someone they want to be like when they grow up, they will rebel and do the opposite of that you tell them to do, thats why it‘s usually trailer trash that resorts to wither using violence or neglect to get through the day
if you want your kids to become happy and healthy adults, you have to be one of those yourself or you are shit out of luck, no matter what you do or don‘t do
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>>32616620
Hi Mabel. I have a question for you.
Have you noticed any difference in posting on 4chan when you're in Australia vs. when you were in Europe. Thinking mainly about the time difference.
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>>32616625
I was close to making an OF but I'm glad I didn't.
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>>32616242
M

Tiktok was able to beat US competition because it didn't censor stuff related to the US and it uses an algorithm closer to what US social media sites used to use like 10 years ago, which allows it to funnel content to users that they want to see and also promotes and curates content organically. As it is we're just kicking the can down the road and using "muh China" to avoid the real issue here, which is that US social media is no longer able to compete with its rivals, we can ban tiktok but some other foreign company will eventually step in and stomp instagram all over again.
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>>32616650
Can you elaborate on that?
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>>32616625
Parents don't know. On the surface their daughter goes to law school and works as a paralegal but within the confines of her home she makes thousands of bux a month for feet pics from fat and balding guys.
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>>32616625
A lot of millennials have a very laissez faire attitude towards internet access since we all grew up pretty much unsupervised on it, and while few would openly admit it I feel like a lot of millennials just think it's "normal" to get traumatized by seeing some kind of fucked up thing online. Stuff like onlyfans wasn't really around for us, sure slutty girls could have always posted their nudes somewhere, but it wasn't legitimized and promoted. When it comes to shitcoins, if your teenage son has access to the family savings account to a degree that h can buy shitcoins then you deserved to lose it.

I remember when my siblings and I were teenagers my dad sat us all down and explained common scams like multi level marketing, pig butchering, speculative rugpulling, and that sort of thing, I feel like families should do that in the same way they do birds and bees talks.
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>>32616641
Moron.
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>>32616676
>t. trailer trash
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>>32616659
I used to post my nudes on different boards for attention and I sort of wanted to make OF or at least post some more content like toy use. I'm glad I didn't because I was just horny at the time.
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>>32616679
You're not as smart as you think you are.
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>>32616680
Damn, JH OF would have been wild.
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>>32616681
nice argument anon, I am totally convinced now that you know so much better how to raise kids well
what would I even do without you
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>>32616685
Lol.
Did you want anons to praise you for your stupid post?
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>>32616665
I'd be pissed if my daughter was smart enough for law school but not smart enough to do a bit of research on how little the average woman actually makes on OF. Like I'm not a proud man, if I could make $10,000 a month selling dick pics then I guess a lot of women and dudes would get to see it, but 80% of women on OF make less than $100 a month.
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>>32616690
no? why are you projecting?
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the idea of a woman liking me is so completely alien it doesn't seem real
anybody else feel this?
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>>32616697
You really are a moron.
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>>32616700
I completely understand you
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>>32616690
>someone asks a question
>someone else answers the question
>"AAAH I can't believe people are asking and answering questions in the /atoga/ thread AAAAAH"
Wew lad. You know that you're free to answer the question as well with your own ideas on how people should parent, right?
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>>32616701
damn, you are in a real shitty mood today, kek
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>>32616700
M

I spent most of my life without much/any romantic attention from women then I got in really good shape and changed up my fashion right around the time I got my first job out of college, and now women are interested and I'm paranoid and assume they're up to something when they talk to me even if the rational part of my mind is like "no you're cool"
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You don't even have children. Just stop talking.
>if you hit your kids you should get them taken away
Yeah, just ruin their lives completely by sending them to foster care, kek. Complete moron.
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>>32616715
damn you are mad
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>>32616715
You're such a coward, you criticize others but you're afraid to be criticized yourself.
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>>32616715
Malding and seething, you love to see it.
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There's no rant post but I have the need

Why the fuck and how the fuck can someone possibly stomp and pace across their apartment nonstop all day fucking long? All I wanted was to rest. All I hear is fucking stomping back and forth and back and forth for hours on end. FUCKING STOP FFS I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU STOP FUCKING PACING I AM GOING FUCKING INSANE STOP FUCKING DOING THIS STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
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>>32616719
>>32616721
>>32616722
Do you have any children?
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>>32616726
Give us your guide to parenting please. Only you in this entire thread are trustworthy when it comes to parenting.
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>>32616726
do you?
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>>32616715
>foster care
my experience with my state's children and families dept has convinced me that sending a kid to foster care should only be done if there's a serious imminent chance the kid's going to get killed, foster care is by far the worst institution in the US, and while I thought about being a foster parent at one point, after working with CFS in a professional setting I'm incredibly suspicious of anyone in it.

My other hot take is that women without kids just shouldn't be allowed to work for CPS.
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>>32616725
I like to dance when I'm alone
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>>32616726
I really hope you don‘t.
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>>32616732
I have seven children with three diffrent partners that makes me more of an expert then you moron
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>>32616730
>>32616732
>>32616737
Concession.
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>>32616730
nta, but I suspect what pisses him off is that middle class white women have an abundance mindset combined with a petty tyrant streak where they casually suggest taking kids away without any idea of what that entails or how bad the foster care system is, like if a kid's dad is spanking him when he's being a shit that's not ideal but compared to what's going to happen to that kid in the foster care system it's absolutely the better outcome.
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Remember, you can't criticize a parent unless you're also a parent.
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>>32616736
It's not really dancing sounds but pacing sounds like someone walking back and forth mindlessly. But enjoy your dancing anon
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>>32616725
lol it's me
i can't stand still, gotta pace
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On my mind blogposting

The issue with male-female friendships is not sex appeal. Only dorky inexperienced men have the inability to be around beautiful women. The issue is that women as a whole are both stubborn, poorly motivated, and naive. Rather than admitting they don't know something they would just rather turn into some kind of omniscient actress that larps and filibusters as though she knows everything. Rather than admitting she is inexperienced in topics of interest, which is somehow shameful for women for some reason, she takes on this stance of "every stern male who knows things I don't is manipulative/wrong/bad/misogynist". You literally don't improve without someone playing the role of fault-finder, no amount of sweet language can speed up the learning process. I'm not saying subject yourself to bootcamp like treatment from a Gordon Ramsay esque mentor. I'm just saying all improvements are incremental adjustments over large amounts of attempts, getting some red marks on a grade is not such a bad thing.
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>>32616778
What you said was true about men exclusively, actually
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>>32616778
>The issue is that women as a whole are both stubborn, poorly motivated, and naive
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>>32616778
bro being so pedantic that you end up being wrong isn't being a fault-finder it's being a retard
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>>32616741
holy fucking shit, it‘s much worse than i thought
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>>32616784
no and idk who that is
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Womenanons
Thoughts about freeuse?

>>>/gif/28401848

Would you like this done to you?
Would you like to freeuse your moid?
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>>32616783
I know it's a stereotype, but I have never heard a woman admit she was wrong about anything. Women handle almost all pushback by tuning things out, disengaging, dismissing, and walking away.

>>32616787
>both
*simultaneously

>>32616791
That's literally why many women aren't at the top of their field. Woman do not split enough hairs on points of improvement. A woman submits something that is 99% effective. A man submits something that is 99.999% percent effective, the man will win everytime just by being mathematically objectively more effective. It's a race and women are placing second for being fractions of seconds off.
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Women, would you date a man with an aggressive disinterest in sportsball?
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>>32616819
No, the fact he must be immature about it instead of just neutral is suspicious.
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>>32615758
Gross
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>>32616784
No. Cavil is a priviledged incel and not even that good looking. She's chosen to raise him.
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>>32616821
M

I try not to get weird about it, but as a guy you're pretty much forced to interact with sports fans and sports in general to have any kind of social life, being forced to keep tabs and participate in something that you dislike goes a long way towards turning making you hate it to a level that's less than rational. I remember getting excited over Covid because I thought maybe we'd get one Thanksgiving without football on the TV all fucking day, but alas it wasn't to be.
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>>32616741
Oh look, a slut.
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>>32616700
why do you think you're unlovable?
>>32616814
why do you keep linking porn?
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>>32616814
It‘s hot in theory but those vids are all so fucking fake it‘s not even funny.
I‘d be down to do a free use weekend or so when I am ovulating but constantly having a horny moid glued to your body endlessly gets tiresome quickly.
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>>32616835
pretty sure thats some disgusting dead beat manchild that thinks he is based gor being irresponsible and making lots of kids then beat them so they shut up
how sad, i feel sorry for those kids
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>>32616828
>Cavil is a priviledged incel
What did she mean by this?
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>>32616837
>but constantly having a horny moid glued to your body endlessly gets tiresome quickly.
What's worse, a moid glued to you for sex or a moid glued to you for cuddling?
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>>32616833
That seems to be a thing of your social circle because the men in my social circle don‘t give much of a shit about sports and it plays a very minor role in their life. Maybe just find people you vibe with more.
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>>32616821
Pretty good answer.
I just find the obsession with sports and supporting [our team] that's so prevalent everywhere and especially among men, ridiculous and tiresome.
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>>32616843
I‘d rather just be able to do my things and fuck and cuddle when I actually want to. If I had to chose then cuddling because at least that doesn‘t make a mess.
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>>32616842
I mean if he wasn't an actor making bookoo bucks, and women didn't make googoo eyes at him, he'd be just like the rest of you.
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>>32616845
see
>>32616844
i find it‘s easy to avoid sports talk but maybe i just don‘t know what moids talk about when alone
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>>32616828
>she's chosen to raise him
oh boy a surrogate mom that doesn't cook, clean, or support you emotionally, but does keep the stern and unearned air of superiority, truly modern women are a gift and men are lucky to have them
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>>32616828
thats cavil? holy shiiit lmao
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Why are women so cold socially is it to constantly remind me I'm not their type? I literally have to avoid the women in any social setting because it's definitely going to be some kind of repulsed or disapproving look, whereas i get along well with men in the same settings just fine, even the men that women 180 change up and simp for.
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>>32616842
NTA
She's retarded but she's got the general spirit of him right.
Cavill is by definition not an incel.
However, what >>32616828 means is that he's a nerd, a right leaning one at that, and generally speaking, if he had slightly less jaw bone, he would have been here with us talking about 40k.
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>>32616784
>>32616828
Wait, that's Cavil? I didn't even recognize him. I thought he was more handsome than that.
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>>32616849
But he looks better than most men, doesn't he?
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>>32616859
He's old and the norwood reaper has begun taking away from him.
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>>32616559
>Rapidash. For questionable reasons.
it sounds lake rape dash.
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>>32616844
I live in a suburban hub in the middle of a large rural area, even the DnD people here are going to be following the local sports teams and most large social gatherings are going to revolve around a sporting event.
>>32616851
For a woman I imagine it would be easier since sports aren't the "default" hobby and aren't put into pretty much every space geared towards you. I don't like sports in principle, I played football in school and I don't mind pickup games or getting together to play something, I just couldn't give a shit about pro sports.
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>>32616845
Nta but same
I especially hate how other guys just assume I'm into sports and start telling me about how great whatever their team is. I don't care, I don't sperg out to you about anime so why do you feel the need to completely ignore my disinterest and keep talking about something and then looking at me like I'm the bad guy for not knowing or caring
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>>32616814
I didn't like my ex bf touching my breasts in public, he ended up hurting me and I pushed him away accidentally tapping his nuts and then he threatened to punch me. he did end up abusing a lot worse later on.

i've heard the term free use a few times, but i think i would only really be comfortable with somnophilia after we've discussed our boundaries, like no anal, no video/pics etc. i would let a bf get into somno with me and I would do it back if he was okay with it.
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>>32616856
Because if they act warm and inviting then they get a reputation as a slut and then no man worth dating will want anything to do with them anymore. Being cold and unapproachable to men under her league is how she keeps herself interesting to men in and out of her league.
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>>32616864
Well thats just crazy. I never observed this in my life, here it seems to be seen as a bit of a low class behavior to be obsessed with sports. It‘s associated with drunk trouble makers and people that sit in front of the tv all day eating chips and screeching about how they could do that better than the pros. Maybe you simply need a change of scenery.
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>>32616867
Nta
>I would do it back if he was okay with it.
I like the idea of my girlfriend just randomly touching me out of curiosity or something, like figuring out what something looks or feels like, or just wanting to touch out of affection
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>>32616856
>Why are women so cold socially
Because if she acts warm and friendly, men will interpret that as her wanting to fuck them.
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>>32616856
Men get the wrong idea that any warmth is us flirting with them.
So we have to act very disinterested or else you'll think you can flirt with us. And when we try to politely decline, we have to order an angel shot at the bar or you'll never get the message.
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>>32616872
That kind of sports culture is definitely prevalent here too lol.
>you need a change of scenery
The cost of living here is very low and my job pays well, which means I live better here than I probably would be able to just about anywhere else, and to be honest the sports mania is not such a burden on my life that I'd consider moving over it.
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>>32616867
Damn thats fucked up
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>>32616814
>Thoughts about freeuse?
That's one of those things that sounds a lot hotter than it actually is. If you go in when I'm not ready, I'll be completely dry - meaning it won't feel good to you, and I may even get torn inside.
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>>32615958
Multiple men so far have done that, the most famous one being so far being that muslim soccer player, it just werks and it isn't fraud because you can counter-sue for marriage fraud because you could make a case that she only married you for the mony in the first place.
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>>32616633
Yes it does.
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>>32616867
I feel like it's okay to poison men like that. There's probably some philosopher out there who disagrees with me but whatever.
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>I can't act friendly towards men or they'll think I wanna fuck them
>Tee hee let me act friendly towards this guy
>Guy pov: Hmm I heard online women hate misinterpreting their signs when they're just being friendly. "Yeah thanks you too. Bye."
>WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY DIDN'T HE WANT TO FUCK ME!!! I HATE MEN GOD THEY'RE ALL SO FUCKING DAFT!
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>>32616700
>the idea of a woman liking me is so completely alien it doesn't seem real
>anybody else feel this?
I used to, but I got better.
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>>32616890
I feel you, buddy. I, too, am bullied by my own imagination.
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>>32616887
For that to work in the US you'd have to plan it years in advance and it would only work against a particularly stupid and unprepared woman.
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>>32616895
>For that to work in the US
Majority of the cases come from the US...
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>>32616844
>Maybe just find people you vibe with more.
>>32616865
>I especially hate how other guys just assume I'm into sports
I think this is really the most tiring part. The default and unquestioned assumption that I'm going to vibe with someone over sports, until I make my disinterest aggressively clear.
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>>32616634
>Thoughts on gentle parenting?
M. There's another kind?
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>>32616890
Let me translate from womanese to english:

>If you are hot and im friendly, that means i want you to fuck me, and if you didnt then you are SO BLIND to signals
(Theres no possibility that a man would ever NOT be interested in having sex with me)

If you are ugly however, if im friendly that means im just friendly and NOT flirting, get a hint CREEP
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>>32616894
Yeah except no you don't this is a real phenomenon.
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>>32616868
Man that's depressing, but at least it explains why women who are in relationships are always nicer to me and caring about my mental/emotional wellbeing and interests.

>>32616874
I'm literally actively avoiding women almost 99% of the time because they always look at me like I'm disgusting, but I can't do it at work unless I get in trouble, but then if I seem put off by women I get in trouble for seeming discriminatory.

>>32616875
I don't like this, I feel like I should be cold to women who are nice to me, because the same reason.
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>>32616903
I know but man I just do not care, unless a woman gets on her knees and begs for cock in public I'm ignoring her, it's just not my problem.
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>>32616896
Like I said, I can imagine cases under my state's laws where giving all your assets to your mom would work, but it would take literally years to do it in a way that would both stand up in court and not get the IRS on your ass, plus your wife would have to be completely checked out and inattentive to not see it happening. I rich soccer player with a team of high priced attorneys and accountants trying to hide millions in assets might see it as a worthwhile endeavor but I would consider it foolish and a waste of time for the average middle class man going through a divorce.
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>>32616814
>Womenanons
>Thoughts about freeuse?

Yeah, I'm into that, for the right man. To be fair, though, I have a very strong libido so being touched generally makes me horny and happy to oblige. Like the other femanon said, though, come armed with lube if penetrating vaginally.
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>>32616906
I too avoid women and I have a false friendly but professional demeanor at work, the best you can do is shot down any sort of small talk they want to engage in and always keep it about work, if they keep on annoying you start to criticize their work in a constructive way, it will be annoying enough that they will start to avoid you unless they need to talk to you about work.
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>>32616906
>I don't like this, I feel like I should be cold to women who are nice to me, because the same reason.
You should be.
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I hate the fact that moids who actually have sex also masturbate to porn regularly
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>>32616897
>The default and unquestioned assumption that I'm going to vibe with someone over sports, until I make my disinterest aggressively clear.
Exactly
Like I don't care about sports but I'm not hating it online or anything it just doesn't interest me. But when everyone just assumes I'm into it, it becomes an aggressive disinterest in reaction to that
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>>32616912
I don't know about it taking years, but I do know that you have to really trust your Mom or Dad because there have been also cases where the parents fuck over their kids and just steal their assets and there's nothing the kid can do about it.
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>>32616912
>I would consider it foolish and a waste of time for the average middle class man going through a divorce.
Which is why you never marry in the first place and you dodge all these problems. Don't even let your gf live with you, if you have a gf.
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>>32616906
>then if I seem put off by women I get in trouble for seeming discriminatory
I fucking hate this, like women don't like me as a rule, okay I guess I'll just remove myself from women's lives, problem solved right? No, apparently I have to socialize and be friendly with people who hate my existence.

I literally got in trouble with HR once for NOT asking a girl out. Fuck women.
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>>32616919
Can confirm, I don't have sex and I don't masturbate to porn.

(not ideological movement #NoFap, just regular personal nofap)
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>>32616919
I wish masterbation never existed except to force bad men to be disabled.
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>>32616915
Getting myself hard and lubed up in another room so I can immediately pounce on and start fucking my partner with no warning sounds hot as fuck.
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>>32616919
Why?
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>>32616919
Look, the average woman would literally go insane if her boyfriend/husband seriously expected her to satisfy all of his sexual urges and needs.
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>>32616919
I don't have sex, but even if I did I think I'd probably still masturbate due to how much I hate anybody touching my penis. I'd be more than happy to do anything my gf wants to get her off, I'll go down on her for hours if she'd like, but anything involving my penis gives me massive anxiety. I only ever masturbate to get rid of the pent up urge
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>>32616919
Weird, I find it insanely hot when a man watches porn and rubs one out.
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>>32616919
M
Stay mad bitch
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>>32616903
women don't realize the men they like, are legit friends with men they don't like. I vent to my bros and they relate and also avoid women because these stoic women are also headcases. A girl I like doesn't like me, and hooks up with someone who is more attractive, who I know, she overcompensates by being extra desperate around him, which makes me not like her anymore, and then she BPDs or chimps out on him (after fucking, of course), and he says "you dodged a bullet" like bro, how I dodged what i wasn't in range, it's like installing call of duty I'm not even in the game.

>>32616916
This is solid I'll remember this.

>>32616917
I can't in the workplace or social outings. both of these places I have to tolerate women who are repulsed by me.
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>>32616919
I wouldn't be doing that if my GF's libido matched mine. She doesn't like me using porn, but I made it pretty clear that I only use porn when she doesn't want to do anything. I'd much rather exclusively get off with her, but my libido is a lot higher than hers and she frequently doesn't want to do anything.
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>>32616939
Because it means he resents me for not looking like porn bimbos
>>32616948
Pickme and cuck
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>>32616952
>it means he resents me for not looking like porn bimbos
Maybe he just resents you for being retarded?
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>>32616952
>pickme and cuck
Maybe i‘m just not as ugly as you and thus not insecure.
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>>32616952
>Because it means he resents me for not looking like porn bimbos
No it doesn't.
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I realized atoga is a place for women to vent to other women about men who don't post on atoga.
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>>32616954
Yeah you're so pretty that your moid watches porn
>>32616955
Yes it does
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>>32615640
I had a dream I was back in highschool, waiting for the bus. This girl shows up next to me, slightly caramel of skin, with a wider smile and sharp teeth, and these huge fucking biceps. Fairly short. She talks to me, says she's a new student. Tells me her first period class is dance. Asks if I can show her where it is. She's really eager to talk to me, and that makes me happy. Then, I have to leave briefly to do something. When I come back to the busstop, I see she has been taken by a group of popular kids, and they're all chatting her up and taking her into their fold now. I'm disappointed. But as I come back she gets up and runs over to me and says "I forget to get your number!", which makes me happy that she genuinely wants to be my friend.

I wake up. I am 26 years old and married. I look over at my still sleeping wife, caramel of skin, possessing a wide smile and sharp teeth, but lacking any biceps. I wonder if I should wake her up and tell her about my dream. Should I? That is my question to, specifically the women, of this thread.
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>>32616958
Damn girl you got issues.
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>32616960
Didn't read, don't care.
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>>32616955
Yeah, men that jerk to perfect bimbos while being a meatbag are deluding themselves.
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>>32616963
Rare based woman moment
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>>32616919
Why? Why even bother feeling any way about it?
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Men who've had sex. Thoughts on your sex partner queefing? I'm always mortified when it happens. Sometimes it happens several minutes after sex.
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>>32616962
The fact that she's deliberately ignoring all of my posts calling her out for being dumb demonstrates her inability to self-reflect at all.
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>>32616960
As a rule any dream you have is 100 times less important to anyone else than it is to you and telling them is a massive waste of everyone's time
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>>32616971
Instant breakup and block all modes of communication. Biological bodily functions are anti-male.
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>>32616971
Barely even notice
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>>32616971
It just happens. It's a little funny. That's it.
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>>32616971
M
It's hot and vindicating
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>>32616972
Rather cringe. I‘d be insecure too if I was such a miserable cunt, kek.
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>>32616960
Do it anyway, you wife will appreciate you honesty that you wish she would get super fit. Then she'll leave you because she got fit and has new confidence.
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>>32616964
>how dare people exist in a way I didn't personally approve of >:(
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>>32616967
I sure have a lot of testicles for a woman.
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>>32616960
I was at gym yesterday and spotted this short tanned girl who definetly was a gymnast or something,had super strong butt and when she flexed her arm the biceps was bulging out

She was short and cute
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>>32616979
My wife will never leave me.
Maybe we can get huge biceps together...
>>32616973
She tells me her extremely detailed and strange dreams all the time. My worry is that perhaps she will get jealous and wonder why I am dreaming of mysterious buff brown women.
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>>32616964
>deluding themselves
Huh? I'm not sure you understand what the word "delusion" means, nor what a fantasy is.
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>>32616973
Imaging outing yourself as sociopath.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2NrNgfoXldk
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>>32616983
eww an ftm
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>>32616972
>>32616978
Go watch porn together retards
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>>32616991
Go cry about your flat tits alone.
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We should organize a mass goon session to spite this one foid that would be funny.
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>>32616993
Some gooner please link some hot /gif/ links.
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>>32616973
NTA. The same can be said for every question asked here. And yet I've occasionally received interesting or funny replies when I've told my dreams here before.
Don't be such a sourpuss. If a post doesn't interest you, ignore and move on.
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>>32616993
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>>32616929
>I literally got in trouble with HR once for NOT asking a girl out. Fuck women.
Greentext story?
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>>32616998
>i made it up in my incel mind to be mad
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>roastoid femjanny wants to go on another banning spree
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Girls, do you agree that DC is better than Detroit, especially after last night's events?
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>>32617003
no idea and dgaf
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>>32617000
>incel
Opinion discarded
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>>32616988
I just told you I dont care about your boring dream and you think Ill click on your outside link? Post a webm or be ignored.
>>32616996
I am interested. Interezted in lettimg everyone know that your dream is only significant to you.
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>>32617006
it's spool of wire guy being outcringed by his wife
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>>32617004
>bratting on atoga
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Its literally impossible to get a girlfriend
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>>32617008
what you gon do bout it?
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>>32617011
*for you
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>>32617003
>city slicker problems
Who cares?
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>>32617012
punishment, naturally.
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>>32617015
what punishment?
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>>32617012
>>32617004
NTA
Damn this really is the final nail in the coffin for me that I can never date bratty women, I either hate them and avoid them, or if I find their behavior based I enable them and don't "correct them."
Oh well
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>>32617018
maybe they don‘t want you to correct them and instead agree with them and call them based. ever thought about that?
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>>32617016
lots of spanking until you apologize for bratting.
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>>32617021
spanking is for moids
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>>32617020
Why would anyone waste time thinking about such hoes? Just walk away and forget about them.
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>>32616971
I despise farts and I think that extends to queefs too, I can understand you can't really control it so I would try to pretend it didn't happen
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>>32617024
ok bye
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>>32617022
Keep that up you're getting icecubes in your pussy.
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Femanons don't exist
Everyone here has a functioning penis attached to them
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>>32617031
>icecubes in your pussy
nta but what would that feel like
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>>32617031
as if
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>>32617032
I've bedded two of them, and neither had a penis.
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>>32617014
Foreign scum
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>>32617034
>would that feel like
Extremely cold.
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>>32617040
You do realize half of detroit was hurt
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>>32617044
4 u
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>tfw never held man's dick while he's peeing
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>Be in first serious relationship
>She lives right down the road from me
>Literally 5-6 minute walk in same neighborhood
>She works weekdays from 7 AM to 5 PM
>Weekends she just sleeps
>I see her maybe once every 2 weeks if that
>Only hangout/have sex for maybe 3 hours

I mean...is this it? Everyone I talk to says this is just how relationships are now, you work work work and barely see each other and when you do you're tired from working, she's literally less than 10 minutes away from me and I'm only seeing her once every 2 weeks, am I being selfish?

No she's not cheating, I've spoken to her sister she lives with and she tells me she just sleeps all day, plus we share locations and she doesn't go anywhere, she works from home
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>>32617011
>Its literally impossible to get a girlfriend
Yes. So find other ways to make your life fun.
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>>32617035
Everything's possible when you're tied up, kitten.
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>>32617047
You've never held your own dick, you false flagging faggot?
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>>32617052
i‘d rip your balls off
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>>32617050
For me its drinking and watching football
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>>32617047
I feel the same way about watching a girl pee. It's not something I'd ask for but I wish she'd just do it in front of me or ask me or something.
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>>32617049
No. Seeing each other in person 2-4 times a week is more common. Try to get her out of the house.
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>>32617020
Because I can't agree with everything you say
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>>32617061
out of principle? because maybe all my opinions are very based and correct
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>>32617057
Who ya got tonight?
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>>32616971
>Thoughts on your sex partner queefing
I literally couldn't care less. Forget about it.
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>>32617055
How would you manage that, kitten? I'm so, so large and you're so, so small.
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>>32617064
Statistically at a certain point you'll say something that I will think isn't based.
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>>32617049
You're too autistic to date her.
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>>32617065
Bills and eagles. If both dont win I will have bet wrong on all 4 games.
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>>32617067
mind control
>>32617069
oh really? like what?
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>>32617071
You bet on the Texans over the Chiefs?! Fucking retard.
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>>32616929
>I literally got in trouble with HR once for NOT asking a girl out.
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>>32617075
We each got to pick a 2 games he took chiefs first then I took lions
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Last night out of the blue my friend told me I am too nice and that's why I don't have very long term relationships (we weren't even talking about dating she just randomly offered this up). Anyway is it true that if a girl is too nice she'll have a hard time keeping a boyfriend?
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>>32616919
>I hate the fact that moids who actually have sex also masturbate to porn regularly
Sex-having women do that too.
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>>32617082
No. Come on over girlie.
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How morally wrong is it to fuck an 18 or 19 year old as a 28 year old? I'll be 29 at the end of next month. I have a chance to fuck an 18 year old and a 19 year old and I've always wanted to since the youngest I've had sex with is 21. I never had sex in my teens, and I want a taste of it a little. Legally I am doing nothing wrong, but morally? Idk.
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>>32617082
If it means you give sex too easily, yes.
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Women, thoughts on cockwarming? Cockwarming is when the guy goes in all the way inside, but doesn't thrust or move their hips around or anything, they just throb without moving, kind of pinning your waist with their hands.

>>32617074
>mind control
If that's your way of apologizing for bratting, I only accept written apologies.
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>>32617086
Do what ya want
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>>32617091
>Cockwarming is when the guy goes in all the way inside, but doesn't thrust or move their hips around or anything, they just throb without moving, kind of pinning your waist with their hands.
Sounds boring
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>>32617074
Thoughts on racial segregation for one I'm guessing.
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>>32617091
hot.
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>>32617086
It's 2025, there are no rules anymore
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>>32617086
If morality was a simple as performing subtraction arithmetic, it would be law.
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>>32617086
Legally you're doing nothing wrong.
I'm around your age, and when I see kids in highschool, or college freshmen, I see children. That's what they are in my mind. So I think yeah, having sex with an immature kid fresh out of highschool is morally wrong, especially if it's just for the sake of 'having a taste of sex'.
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>>32617091
I'm a kissless virgin but that sounds cozy NGL
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>>32617101
>especially if it's just for the sake of 'having a taste of sex'.
I meant more the taste of having sex with someone so young. Which I wasn't able to do when I was that age
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>>32617091
so, cuddling before taking a nap? count me in but i wont apologize
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>>32615640
If I woke up at 12pm can I go to bed at 8pm?
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>>32617091
I'd 100% end up trying to grind on him within a couple minutes. So that'd probs ruin it.
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>>32617117
you can gi to bed whenever you want anon
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>>32617117
If you can fall asleep, sure.
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>>32617119
Yeah but will I fall asleep?
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>>32617121
maybe
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>>32616969
>>32616955
>>32616981
Whenever I read this
>porn is healthy and normal
>you got issues if you don't like it
>porn preferences don't relate to partner preferences
crap from moids I can't help but recall that time an atoga femanon mentioned liking JAV and BBC and the BBC part caused a total meltdown and thread derailment over how not-OK and horrible and mentally ill and morally wrong it is and no normal woman watches porn of any genre but especially not anything that features black men because it's definitely weird and unhealthy and means she craves black dicks and is a coal burner and a racemixer and a degenerate who hates white men
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>>32617117
Yea, just stretch and walk, do not use your phone or watch TV an hour before sleeping
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You think it would be possible to make someone cum without actually waking them up?

I think it would only be possible with women by gentle teasing but i still habe doubts
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>>32617086
>but morally? Idk.
As long as there isn't some weird real abuse shit or power position going on, it's fine.
Enjoy getting your dick wet on some young pussies, chances are they're also into you because you're significantly older.
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>>32617128
it depends on the person obviously
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>>32617124
>Bbc apologists
All true btw
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One of my biggest problems is I can't let go of things. I talk with my therapist about it, but it is my biggest struggle. I hold on to things for a long time. Even when I know it's not healthy. How do I get better at just letting go and setting myself free of that burden?
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>>32617124
The difference being that most of those men don't watch blacked garbage either, so neither should women.
White on white porn for both sexes = Ok and stable, a normal human being.
Black porn of any type = Kill yourself.
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Can i skip gym today? Its like 15 below and im still sore from yesterday
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>>32617096
>>32617118
It's a form of punishment, like when a girl is already horny you do this, it's like orgasm denial. So close, yet so far.

>>32617103
It's very intimate.

>>32617108
Are you my brat from before, or a different girl? Brats have cuddle privileges revoked.
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>>32617124
That was back when white men cared about white women, we don't anymore and the less you interact with us the happier we are, now fuck off and jerk off to BBC shit you fucking whore.
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>>32617124
White women are literally trash and the only people who don't know this are the other trash races.
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>>32617137
Just stretch at home, walk in place, use your own body weight to do body exercises
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>>32617137
No, temperature is no excuse and active recovery is better than rest when you are sore. Just go for some slow cardio.
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>>32617124
For the record not all moids support porn, I hate it.
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>>32617138
not saying
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>>32617137
If you want to be a bitch, sure
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>>32617086
>but morally
Yes. You're quite wrong.
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>>32617124
>porn brained complaining about how their fetish is weird.
Just another example of why 45% of western women will never reproduce...
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>>32617124
>greentext
You're entirely misrepresenting what I and other anons said.
>that time an atoga femanon mentioned liking JAV and BBC
Sounds like just another typical day of incels being unhinged on atoga.
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>>32617144
>use your own body weight
Thats a lot of strength.
I mean lets put it this way, i do assisted dips with max weight IYKWIM
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>>32617138
If the man I love has his cock in me and I'm horny, I'm going to get off to it. Idc if he's not moving, I'll just schlick. He literally cannot stop me, no matter how much he thinks he's "punishing" me. It's sex.
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>>32617154
The western world is an IQ test, its where genetic lines go to die which is why white men are leaving to live literally anywhere else. I'm never going to get married and have kids, but if I did I wouldn't want to live in the west, the racism my kids would experience living outside of the west is a small price to pay to keep them mentally stable and porn addled retards.
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>>32617162
>and porn addled retards.
and not porn addled retards*
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>>32617138
>It's a form of punishment, like when a girl is already horny you do this, it's like orgasm denial. So close, yet so far.
So it's also punishment for the moid
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>>32617153
this is just hag seethe
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sag hex
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>>32617161
>literally cannot stop me
Except by pinning your hands
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>>32617158
The only reason foids complain about incels is that they ruined themselves and instead of blaming themselves for their retard decisions, they instead blame "incels" who are mostly, doing their own thing and not complaining.
Unlike women, which is why none of you are in relationships or larp like your in one, your so unbearable to be around that literally the most ingrained urge to reproduce in men is diminished.
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>>32617159
Are you that gym guy that posts his pictures on here, if you're not, just stretch. If it's you, you can use your body weight.
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>>32617175
Hes not me.
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>>32617124
M
Eh, I don't mind women being into monsterfucking, and having ugly bastard or nigger kinks is something very similar, I get it
A strong brute dominating your smaller frame is kinda hot
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>>32617174
>incels don't complain
>femcels are not volcels
What parellel universe have you come from
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>>32617175
I have not posted body pics except one time my forearm because girls asked for it but then they all complained it was too hairy
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>>32617174
Last time i made a post about how women are allergic to accountability, 3 out of 5 replies i got could be summed up as "its not my fault, actually"

Kino
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>>32617185
Its called reality
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>>32617151
Never too late to apologize, kitten. I have unlimited energy for handling intolerance.

>>32617161
There's different variants, some guys pin the girl's arms down so she can't touch herself. If the girl has an oral fixation, it can be done orally.

>>32617167
>it's also punishment for the moid
Not if they're a sadist kind of dom who's clearly aware of the other person's need. I love watching girls squirm, within reason.
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If the bf watches porn I won't restrain myself from schlicking to bbc either, simple as
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>>32617193
Fair
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Im trans btw
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>>32617190
The best birth control for a woman is to have an opinion and the ability to talk.
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>>32617193
moid hands
no girls are actually into bbc porn
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Men, is it okay if I just suck you off instead of piv sex?
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>>32617124
And they're right
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>guy comes onto 4chan to say he's a dom
>women start sexting with him in a 4chan thread
Is it really that easy?
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>>32617202
I have a very sensitive dick to the point that pussy is almost too good, so yes
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I'm going to the store. You guys want anything?
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>>32617185
Incels don't complain, the majority of men on here aren't incels but when you encounter an opinion you don't like, incels live so rent-free in your head that you instantly start screaming about them in a vain and pathetic way to cope over it.
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>>32617202
Depends, is it okay if I eat you out instead of PIV too?
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>>32617202
Sometimes but not only
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>>32617202
Why would you do that?
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>>32617208
I would like a hug to go, I've had my order messed up in the past so could you please get it right this time?
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>>32617202
M
No I hate blowjobs, we're breaking up now, bye.
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>>32617091
Nag but isn't this just soaking?
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>>32617208
Eggs, greek yogurt, 12 pack beer
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>>32617220
>Eggs
IN THIS ECONOMY???
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>>32617173
>>32617192
If I can move my hips at all, I can somehow get off to it. It sounds cute you guys think that getting cock is somehow a punishment beyond pissing me off that you're not fucking me. It's barely even teasing.
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>>32617208
thanks anon, but i just got groceries yesterday
what will you get?
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>>32617219
Utah mentioned!
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>>32617211
>the majority of men on here aren't incels
Well duh, we are virgins/volcels/mentalcels. The word incel is a foid term, so I'd rather call myself a virgin.
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Why do we still pretend that women have value?
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>>32617224
Cake! Yesterday was my birthday!
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>>32617222
Trump won, prices goin down and homes will be affordable once all the illegals are gone.
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>>32617230
>boobs
>pussy
>bootycheeks
>thighs
>hair
>lips
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>>32617212
I'd rather masturbate
>>32617216
Because piv sex is painful
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>>32617202
Women who prefer oral to PIV are extremely desireable, it's extremely feminine. Everyone already knows PIV is not the most stimulating kind of sex for women. The fact that she wants to still do sex stuff is both endearing and shows she's not selfish.
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>>32617202
Do you take it in the butt
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>>32617202
No
In fact the less we use dick the better
Mine is too small to use
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>>32617223
Im not that anon I just like the idea of being able to pin down hands and it is super easy
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>>32617226
incel isn't any of those things but at least I know i'm talking to the low iq.
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>>32617230
Horniness. Loneliness.
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>>32617193
Gross
Just go fuck black guys if you like them so much
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>>32617238
>she would rather masturbate than let her partner pleasure her
Brutal suicidepill.
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>>32617243
It's only easy if I play along.
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Women who can't make applesauce custard pie (with meringue) are men. Dating a woman who cannot make applesauce custard pie (with meringue) is homosexuality.
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>>32617247
Its the same for men but we generally don't have partners.
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>>32617238
What if I made out with your neck for a while first?
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>>32617231
omg…
happy birthday anon!
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>>32617249
I find that hard to believe unless you are at least a regional contender in oly or power lifting
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>>32617251
dating a woman who can't at least cook simple food is gay and she is basically a man, and I'm saying this as a man who can cook. I can't do like crazy 5 star dishes but I can do all the simple things and some more "homecooking" type stuff like bbq meat but nothing fancy.
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>>32617251
real
meringue is elite
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Incek guy: "guys i find it very difficult to find anyone that would like me"
Females: "yeah because you are ugly, find something else to do other than obsessing over relationships"
Incek guy: *finds a hobby to autistically obsess over and forgets women exist*
Females: "HEY NOT LIKE THAT GET BACK HERE I NEED SOMEONE TO GIVE ME ATTENTION AND PAY FOR MY KIDS"
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>>32617231
HAPPY BDAY ANON!!!
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>>32617255
Would you say that sometimes you feel like you dont have a partner?
That your only friend is the city you live in?
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>>32616532
Sad anime moeshit website.
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>>32617264
Didn't read. Girl butt.
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>>32617244
Incels practically don't exist. Being virgins is our choice/fault, simple as.
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>>32617264
wowa
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>>32617264
Yeah basically, women hate seeing men happy.
>>32617267
I've never dated so I've never had a gf
I have 1 friend and he lives on the other side of the country and is married with kids.
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>>32617264
She can do pull ups better than I can.
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>>32617271
incels are virgins that want to not be virgins to the point they made an identity out of it, they do exist but calling all men who have an opinion about anything is such a mentally ill cope that I don't even know where to begin with it.
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>>32617258
>>32617266
Thanks guys!
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>>32617247
I'm just better at getting myself off than any man could
>>32617241
Never
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>>32617260
>I can't do like crazy 5 star dishes but I can do all the simple things and some more "homecooking" type stuff like bbq meat but nothing fancy.
More than enough. I'd argue if she can't do this much she's retarded and male. Femanon should at least be able to make citrus salmon with a recipe tab open on a phone or tablet. Citrus salmon, maybe with rosemary or ginger, or some honey. Easy. Simple.

>>32617261
Correct. Meringue is peak.
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>>32617202
>Men, is it okay if I just suck you off instead of piv sex?
That depends very strongly on how good your oral skills are. If you're at the top end of the scale then being in your mouth is much *more* enjoyable than being in your pussy and I'd be delighted. But few things are less enjoyable than a bad blow job.
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>>32617259
No guys is going to be able to genuinely try to restrain me while his dick is in me without fucking me. I know men can't multitask like that.
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>>32617284
So you are only available in one of 3 holes?
What about outercourse.
Do you have nice feet at least
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>>32617284
How would you feel if a man turned down your blowjobs because he's better at getting himself off? He enjoys dating you because you're a wonderful lovely smart funny kind person and he enjoys spending romantic time with you, without sex. That wouldn't make you feel bad at all, right?
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>>32617286
All cooking is simple. There is just more or less time and effort you can put in but the process itself is not difficult. I don‘t understand how people can‘t cook.
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>>32617288
>Tfw no femanon desperately wriggling under me not to free herself but to get herself off

Life is suffering
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>>32617286
The nice thing about feminism is that it made doing your own laundry and cooking not gay anymore and if all she brings to the table is her vagina and she doesn't make your life easier thats a huge red flag and you should dump her.
Don't fall for the "I'll be your best friend" bullshit either, you aren't looking for a friend you are looking for a wife.
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>>32617288
Is this why men don't do dirty talk? My ex always stopped thrusting to speak, it was annoying as hell
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>>32617288
I can for short amount of time.
Just like when you put treat on dog's nose and make it wait to have it
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>>32617296
A single thrust in pussy feels as good as your orgasm
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>>32617205
No.
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>>32617288
I can but I also have ADHD and I'm basically need to be taken care of like a child but the meds I take makes jerking off a 2 hour debacle and I can mulititask.
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>>32617298
Kek
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>>32617287
How can I get good without practice
>>32617290
Okay I get it
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>>32617280
>incels are virgins that want to not be virgins to the point they made an identity out of it
Yeah, and it's kinda ironic and pathetic that they use the term made by a woman to identify themselves
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>>32617300
It's happening though. I'm watching it happen.
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>>32617305
...They made the term themselves... Their community existed long before it went mainstream...
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>>32617296
Exactly. They either fuck or do something else, they can't do both simultaneously.
>>32617298
I can wait ten seconds until the guy caves.
>>32617302
How does that translate to sex? Do you get bored?
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Would you rather fuck your flat sister or fuck your chubby titcow cousin?
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>Letting the girl win at the exact second of climaxing
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>>32617323
M
No
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>>32617317
>How does that translate to sex? Do you get bored?
If you aren't tight enough I won't cum and I've had girls complain that I take too long to cum and have rubbed them raw.
>Do you get bored?
No, but I do change positions often
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>>32617323
Both
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Women, why do you hate sex with men?
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>>32617325
No isn't an answer
>>32617330
You must choose one
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>>32617331
I don‘t.
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>>32617331
They hate sex with men they settled for

They crave and look forward to sex with men they actually like
They also brag to girlfriends how good it was after the fact
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Men, how different would gender relations be if real women acted like anime girls?
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>>32617310
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incel
Originally coined as "invcel" around 1997 by a queer Canadian student, the spelling had shifted to "incel" by 1999
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>>32616849
>if he wasn't attractive...people wouldn't find him attractive!!

sick burn retard
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>>32617337
Life would be easier and there would be no war worldwide
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>>32617331
Their incompetence and blatant refusal to learn
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>>32617337
I'd be a lot more attracted to them if I'm being honest, they don't even have to dress like them.
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>>32617333
>I don‘t.
Clearly you do
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>>32617346
And how do anime girls act?
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>>32617323
sister implies she'll be around more frequently, cousin implies there's less accountability. I don't big tits enough to endure a fatty. both seem icky and traumatic. If they were both hot maybe the sister, being flat usually means she's healthy. I could meet her future partners with a kind of shit-eating grin.
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>>32617332
No thanks, if I die if I choose neither I'd still pick death thanks.
>>32617337
Depends, this is a really generalizing statement, certain anime girls act retarded and are hated for it anyway.
I would say that it would be slightly worse off in generally, you would have to make most men act like anime men too in order to have adequate social cohesion.
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>>32616814
Idk really. Not too much really unless it’s a problem for him if guys really do want sex constantly
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>>32617349
How would you know?
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>>32617339
So women can be incels after all?
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>>32617337
It would be very unpleasant. I can't stand anime girl voices for long periods of time. Real girl voices are so much better.
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>>32617352
>No thanks, if I die if I choose neither I'd still pick death thanks.
>"Look guys I'm so hecking moral!"
fucking relax this isn't a real scenario and the fact you are acting like it is one is making you look very sus.
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>>32617355
You keep complaining about it
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>>32617352
>you would have to make most men act like anime men too in order to have adequate social cohesion.
>irl kabedon
Yes, please.
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>>32617361
>all women are the same woman
Ah yes.
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>>32617337
They kind of already act like that, only difference is anime women are more assertive and cum very easily, very loudly, and very often.
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>>32617202
As a general rule, no. Probably not.
White the mood I'm in right now, yeah that would probably be preferable actually.
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>>32617328
That sounds good to me.
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>>32617235
>>32617245
So basically just sexo
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Women, why should I bother dating you if you hate us and judge us so harshly?
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>>32617217
Nta. I have no idea how to get that order right. I suspect therein lies the humor.
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>>32617331
Because men act like they want it to be good for me while making it bad for me, and afterward they act like they did me a favor and suggest we try anal
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>>32617349
>Clearly you do
It’s not clear
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>>32617337
>"He's so kind, I just love how he's trying to get to know me as a friend because he lacks the confidence to believe we could be more than friends, I MUST HAVE HIM!"
It's too unrealistic to contemplate.
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>>32617223
>If I can move my hips at all, I can somehow get off to it.
No, this is the cute part.
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>>32617375
Pls describe what is good and what is bad for you so i can do one and not the other
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>>32617337
I once saw a tweet state that female education should consist of 6 hours of watching anime and learning how to act like an anime girl.
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>>32617385
Oh well if it was in a tweet then it's serious business.
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>>32617091
>Women, thoughts on cockwarming?
I do this with my boyfriend (I suggested it). Predominantly with my mouth, though. He says I have a very peaceful look on my face when I do it. It's quite calming. He occasionally gets hard and then it's difficult, but he'll return to soft/semi-soft. Warming it in my vag whilst I masturbate is sometimes a good way for me to orgasm too.
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>>32617382
>what is good
An orgasm
>what is bad
Pain
Not having an orgasm
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>>32617373
that's like asking why redditors love dark souls
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>>32617362
You would not be the same you if this was the case, we would have our memories wiped and would wake up as different people, i.e you would be an anime girl too, so you wouldn't get to enjoy it as much as you'd think.
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Women, why do redditors love dark souls?
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>>32617362
>irl kabedon
Short men get filtered in the animeverse too.
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>>32617405
WE LOVE ROLLSLOP AND FAKE DIFRICULTY
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>>32617405
nag, but I don't think redditors like Dark Souls because its too hard.
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>>32617405
they are less afraid to genuinely enjoy things
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>>32617405
vague lore
>don't give up, skeleton!
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>>32617091
Never happened before
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>>32617413
Upvoted! Take my gold sir!
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>>32617378
Well fuck you. You can talk shit all you want, but in the end the hypothetical includes me getting dick, so it's a win for me regardless.
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https://youtu.be/L5wX0NWrva0
As long as it works, just be yourself
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Women, why aren't you fun?
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>>32617427
>As long as it works, just be yourself
Unintentionally harsh, I like it.
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Need a girl who tries to insult me while pathetically trying to get herself off on me
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>>32617427
I really hate it when people say "The actor has no range" and what they mean is "They're type cast."
Go fuck yourself. Daisey Riddley in Star Wars has little to no range, the Rock is both type cast, and yet has no range because he usually has to be the stern action hero.
Same for Arnold 90% of his movies have no range. And you know what? That's fine.
Only midwit redditor niggers think "RANGE=GOOD ACTING."
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>>32617391
Nta
So if a man were only interested in giving you one or more orgasms but didn't care about his own, would that be okay? How do you feel about foreplay?
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Men, do you like anal sec (you fuck woman ass)?
Suppose a woman asks you if you're up for anal sex (you fuck her ass) What would you reply to her?
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>>32617424
I know you're just mocking me but I'm being serious, who do you think wrote the whole "Dark Souls needs an easy mode!" article instead of like... Just not playing the game...
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>>32617433
Probs because I take everything too seriously, get competitive too easily, have a low tolerance for frustration, and feel compelled to constantly be productive.
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>>32617337
In this scenario do real men act like anime boys too? If so the world would be so much better
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>>32617378
*NTA

>>32617425
>so it's a win for me regardless
Fuck yes, it its.

Sorry, I wasn't even paying attention to the context of the discussion.
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>>32617442
Yes, Queen! (if it's JH)
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>>32617442
It's alright, but I prefer oral or vaginal.
If she's my gf/wife I'd be up for it, otherwise no thanks.
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>>32617435
>pathetically
I really hate that you think that it'd be pathetic to enjoy sex with my hypothetical bf regardless of the context.
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>>32617323
Flat sister
I'm an only child but I do have a sibling incest kink, and also flat is justice
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>>32617445
>In this scenario do real men act like anime boys too?
I guess so, yeah.
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>>32617323
Funnily enough I have the reverse
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>>32617091
>Women, thoughts on cockwarming?
I think it sounds hot. I've always loved imagining a guy laying on top of me and pinning me in place with his body weight while his dick just rests inside of me for however long he wants. (Though I'm a degenerate so those fantasies usually involve him eventually pissing inside me without warning.)
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>>32615640
Should I listen to sleep aid ASMR?
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GF caught me masturbating after telling me she was tired and not in the mood and now she’s all pissy. What gives?
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>>32617450
Its not the you wanting to enjoy sex
Its the whimpering and pleading for some dick

Can only cave in
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>>32617442
Assuming this woman is my gf
I'd oblige just about any fetish she has because I love her. I'm not a fan of penetration though so she'd have to tell me what to do to make it feel good for her
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>>32617443
Yes redditors are limp wristed faggots, but you greatly underestimate just how much weak people can accomplish, and over estimate how hard Dark Souls is. The game journalists who wrote that are so pussified they're closer to tumblr than reddit.
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>>32617461
I would never plead for dick. I'm desperate for it, but not like that. Whimpering is more or less uncontrollable, though.
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>>32617448
Are you pretending you would only have sex with your gf/wife?
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>jiggling femanon's tummy
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>>32617465
using tumlbr before reddit is pretty reddit, also they are so dumb that they want to ruin a game series instead of just not playing it, its okay if you don't like every game that comes out, its okay to say "Dark Souls is too hard for me and stresses me out, I just want to relax.". I don't know why they had to cope in that very specific way rather than just dropping it and picking up something they like, its not like all video games are Dark Souls.
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>>32617469
probably the most attractive way to be fat if you have big tits or a big ass.
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>>32617437
NTA. An actor without range is not a great actor. It's inherent in the craft that the measure of your skill as an actor is your ability to convincingly portray a variety of different roles.
If you only know how to act like yourself, you're not a good actor.
Whether an actor truly has no range or is simply not given opportunities to showcase their range because of typecasting, is another matter.
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>>32617469
Thats a hot tummy ngl
If she lost 5-10 kg she would have goated hip waist ratio

>>32617466
Arent you dating a girl tho
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>>32617468
No. I've tried having casual sex and it just isn't that great. Not worth the time or energy.
Now, cuddling on the other hand is great.
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>>32617470
Considering nowadays most normies play Elden Ring, I think the difficulty thing has become a bad injoke from olden days that you're getting too caught up on when by definition popular consumption defines things as more reddit rather than the learning curve.
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>>32617442
>Men, do you like anal sec (you fuck woman ass)?
I don't think so. I've never tried.
>Suppose a woman asks you if you're up for anal sex (you fuck her ass)
I'd try it, for >her. Except I haven't been up for any sex lately.
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>>32617473
I haven't dated a girl in like a year, and we haven't been FWB since New Year's.
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>>32617469
Yesterday after I showered and put on lotion, I spent a little while just groping myself all over and admiring how soft my fat + moisturized skin felt, and was kinda sad I didn't have a chubby chaser bf to feel up my entire body.
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>>32617478
That's not true at all, Dark Souls got popular because it made games hard again, which the more hardcore audience was desperate for. Paradox games are definitely not popular to the masses yet they all have reddit communities.
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I'm asking ALL atoga MALES to reply this please >>>32617442
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>>32617442
I like it. As well as physically feeling different women make different noises when getting fucked in the ass and they really turn me on
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>>32617442
weird, whore, not doing it
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>>32617490
>groping myself all over and admiring how soft my fat + moisturized skin felt
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>>32617469
why is he so rough? what an idiot
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>>32617493
I don't want anal sex. If a girl can't survive without anal sex then she and I are better off as friends.
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>>32617493
>>32617489
I am absolutely obsessed with girl butts, but that doesnt mean anal sex is that enticing to me.

WITH THAT BEING SAID:
If a girl asked me very nicely to put it in her butt i would absolutely fuck her silly
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>>32617493
Hi, I already did
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>>32617491
Demons Souls did and it's not even that hard.
>Paradox games is reddit
Meh more like New Vegas, so across the board that both trannies and neo nazis love those games. It still is less reddit than Dark Souls.
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>>32617490
Ill be your chubby chaser but you need to have big round butt
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>>32617504
It's so over.
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>>32617512
Is friendship with me really that bad? :(
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>>32617490
Not a chubby chaser just a foid enjoyer but I'd happily give you little kisses on your entire body
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>>32617507
You're trying to fit in with /v/ by being contrarian, it's pathetic really
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>>32617490
>tfw no soft, gropable, moisturized gf to feel all over
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>>32617442
Is there a second femanon who wants to do buttstuff?
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>>32617469
I look like this and I'm starting a weight loss journey
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>>32617519
Three at least, since I also want to do butt stuff but i don‘t post about it.
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Who even cares about TikTok? Never had it, you should delete right it
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>>32617505
>I am absolutely obsessed with girl butts, but that doesnt mean anal sex is that enticing to me.
Why do you want women with nice butts then if you are not gonna fuck their butts? It would make sense for an anal enjoyer to demand women have nice butts. It makes zero sense for anal haters to demand the same
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>>32617520
Don't overdo it.
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>>32617490
where were you all those days when i was pining for a chubby gf
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>>32617523
Pussy is still part of the peach
>>
I think having JH as a friend would be nice.
>>
I think having JH as a sex friend would be nice.
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>>32617523
Nta
I want her to sit on my face and also I want to lick it
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>>32617523
Face sitting enjoyers
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I think having JH as a sex would be nice.
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>>32617500
>>32617518
Come over I'll let you feel me up for as long as you want.
>>32617526
Probably busy eating, sorry.
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>>32617534
>likes to lick butthole
>doesn't like to fuck buttholes
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>>32617521
Why not?
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>>32617541
I don't like penetration
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Men how would you react if a girl said she wanted to eat your ass?
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There are a million guys out there who wouldn't mind fucking you up the butt JH. You're not going to find them if you spend all day here though (unless you hook up with a local).
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I hate men who pay attention to women's butts
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>>32617539
>Come over
I wish.
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>>32617547
Why?
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>>32617545
I'd let her if she was also going to peg me.
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>>32617545
Disgusting
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>>32617539
>Probably busy eating, sorry.
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>>32617545
The idea makes me really uncomfortable but I'd let her if she really wanted to
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>>32617523
I didnt say i HATE anal sex
I just like the shapes of ass, and usually speaking girls who have a lot of fat around butt also have nice innies

And as other anons said, facesitting is a thing
So is groping while she wears slutty gym shorts
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>>32617545
I would have trouble kissing a girl who ate my ass.
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>>32617551
I don't want to peg, I just want to be humiliated by licking the grossest part of a guy's body :(
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>>32615640
Anything anal is a no for me
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>>32617542
What is there to talk about?
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>>32617545
I'd let her.
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>>32617545
"Okay."
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What kind of non-pedo and non-LGBT men prefer flat assed women?
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>>32617545
I would assume she's mocking me.
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>>32617566
Fat men.
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>>32617559
In that case I'd rather you just lick my balls
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>>32617566
What is up with you people and pedophiles and gay men? It's getting to the point where this is some sort of secret fetish.
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>>32617566
A masochist
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>>32617566
I've never attempted to measure a woman's ass. Either I like the woman for her face and mind and heart, or I don't like the woman.
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>>32617547
Because you don't have a butt?
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>>32617566
if you date a woman with a flat ass you just don't do ass focused sex positions, why is this so hard to understand? It's the exact same way if a woman has a really nice ass but no tits.
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I unironically got attracted to a pretty average girl just because her ass looked good in sweatpants and she had nice hair
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>>32617562
Good to know.
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>>32617577
Then she was not average.
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>>32617580
I dunno, you're average and your ass looks good in sweatpants too.
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>>32617566
In a healthy and sane society the shape and scale of the woman's pelvis would be the deciding factor, butts are just a female way of hiding a narrow pelvis behind lots of fat. it's like the bottom-heavy traps of female aesthetic.
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>>32617581
How do you know?
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>>32617576
>watching big ass porn
>she never faces forwards
people like you make me upset
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>>32617587
...don't look outside.
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It is atrocious that women are judge by how their ass looks because men think it is ok to like asses
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>>32617590
uh oh…
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>>32617576
Wrong
I want my gf to sit on my face, ass or no ass
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>>32617591
i judge women on hands and thighs as the lord intended.
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>>32617580
Her face was kind of mediocre and she had kind of gummy smile with perma mouthbreathing face

She did however have nice clear pale skin with freckles, beautifull hair and nice eyes
And yes that ass was also to Die for
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>>32617566
preferring sticcs used to be more popular, but even then it was more about the thigh gap, the slender torso and waist
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It's weird how hair length is a dating factor when for most people hair grows rapidly but they just cut it off like retarded folk.
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>>32617591
>Meanwhile women will LITERALLY reject men if they are anything less than 6' tall

Love me double standards
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>>32617601
having hair thats too long is very trashy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeRuFdgrwuY
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>>32617600
Sticcs are okay when they have some glutes and do some sport

If they are just sticcs with flabby ass like TayTay then its not a good look
Just pretty face wont carry the sex appeal
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>>32617530
>>32617533
>>32617536
>>32617546
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>>32617601
I wish men understood that women with alopecia can't grow their hair long because hair length is genetically determined
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>>32617606
Balding jealous hag that cant have healthy strong long hair hag detected
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>>32617611
taytay does not have enough ass for it to be considered "flabby"
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Half of women have some level of alopecia
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>>32617617
>I wish women would stop obsessing over height that is ALSO genetically predetermined
Two can play this game
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>>>/gif/28404952

>Date with JH except thats atoga shes browsing
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>>32617618
Idiot. I literally had hair down to my waist. It just looks immature and unkempt unless maybe you‘re a 6‘3 model.
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>>32617588
Its almost like porn is made for a specific reason and it isn't actually sex from a position of love but sex from a position of money....
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>>32617627
Im sorry that you have bad taste
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>>32617617
idk what that is but i love a short hair bitch.
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I want a gf to worship, I don't care what her body looks like
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>>32617631
She is a lovely horse
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>have a crush on a very thin girl who has almost no curves
>Incredibly sexually attracted to thicker girl from my gym however, and she has fantastic juicy ass, wide hips and tiny waist

Idk what the fuck is wrong with my brain
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>>32617635
I'd feed her carrots, and apples too
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>>32617612
Even the picture looks like she doesn't really mean it.
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>>32617637
woman brained. women want both chad and beta, but can only have one at a time.
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>>32617644
Both are stacies however
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>sister complains about men from dating apps pumping and dumping her again
Why can't she get some female friends and complain to them instead? Also why can't she just keep her legs closed?
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>>32617612
she's blushing because she secretly wants it
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Me doing this to jh at night
But not with a lemon
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>>32617641
don't forget to put oats in their feed bag, they love oats.
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>>32617624
>Date with JH
>>>/gif/28401608
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Men, what age did you start being considered a threat by women?
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>>32617662
I'm disgustingly nonthreatening. It has yet to happen for me.
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>>32617662
I'm 5'8" and extremely skinny. I don't think I will ever be perceived as a threat.
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>>32617653
Based
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>>32617662
15-16
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>>32617662
Probably around 12 or 13 since I already looked like an adult by then
I'm a teddy bear but I've been repeatedly told I look scary my whole life
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>>32617091
Sounds good.
Nice warm cock.
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>>32617662
Like 20
It got worse around 26 when i got bigger
Coincidentally that also made them more interested
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I don't mind JH, but her simpcucks are quite annoying.
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>>32617662
probably 15
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>>32617662
If women are threatened by men, they typically don't act like it. I was 6' 160lbs in 8th grade and I still had women harassing me and teasing me like they knew nothing was going to happen to them.
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>>32617672
i hate all namefags regardless of how degenerate they are
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>>32617662
M
14, I was barely 6 foot, started lifting, and women who previously bullied me promptly shut the fuck up and went "Oh ha ha you're big now wow."
I was still too ugly for any of them to be into me though.
>tfw will never hate fuck bullies.
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>all the men itt claiming to have been tall at 14
kek
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Theres 2 ways a woman can be threatened by a guy

One is
>Ugh that guy is so creepy i better keep my distance, or ill have another stalker
Another is
>Ugh that guy is SCARY, thats HOT
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>>32617686
I was short then and I'm still short now. Happy?
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>>32617683
Best feeling ever, seeing a female bully who made of me on the street scared shitless and pretending not to see me made me as rock hard as Stonghenge
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Purchasing cute and sexy outfits to my girl that she will wear at home and send me lewd selfies when im working
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>>32617686
15% of men in the USA are over 6 feet.
The average penis size since 2023 has been 6 inches, meaning yes, more men are getting 8 inch penises.
Stay mad, yes quite many of us are tall and big dicked and still incels.
>>32617691
Women are never happy.
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>>32617686
Most of your growth happens by the time you're 14-16. I'm a couple inches taller now at 30 than I was at 14.
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>>32616818
You misunderstood. When you split hairs to the point of being incorrect, you are actively hindering development. It's not beneficial to be so pedantic that you end up being wrong because you've ignored context etc.
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>>32617686
I was the third smallest kid in my entire year of 180 students. Happy now?
Weirdly enough, it was literally never an issue for me. I never thought of it as a bad thing. If anything I liked how it made me different from everyone else.
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>>32617683
>tfw will never hate fuck bullies.
I feel that
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>tfw barely 6.5" dick
:/

Why couldnt i be born as ugly bastard but at least having a massive dick instead of micropenis
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>>32617702
I am the man you describe and I have no one to use it on because hentai is not real.
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Women
Would you like to be in my FTL ship?
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>>32617708
idk what that us and likely not
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>>32617686
Women don't like men lying about their size, but women don't like men telling the truth about their size either.

A man who lies about being big will receive more (You)s than a man who tells the truth about being small.
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Speaking of hatefucking bullies
>Was around 13-14 yo, dont remember exactly
>Used to have this shitty style of clothing with pants almost sliding off my ass
>The one super cute girl from my class who all the guys liked jokingly tried to pull my pants down in hallway
>I stood with my legs wide so she couldnt do it
>We laughed about it
>Once during biology class i was chatting with my mate and as a punishment teacher sat me next to the girl
>Mfw started to chat with the girl instead
>She would be touching me under the desk and giggling
>Still somehow became a 32 kissless virgin

Idk what went wrong
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>>32617662
I've been taller than my mom since I was 8 so about then
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>>32617708
Half your crew died from boarding parties, fires and asphyxiation, you asshole.
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>>32617712
And (You)s are everything.
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>>32617711
Nta but
>In a space ship with glowing aliens and what not
>Constantly at risk of hull near you having a hole open and you suffocating
>Risk that enemy ship crew (who look like overgrown mantis) boards in by teleporting into your room and raping / killing you (not necessarily in that order)

You made a correct choice
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>>32617719
Are we going to pretend otherwise?
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>>32617721
well now i am even more confused
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>>32617715
>Mfw
where's your face
oh my god he has no face
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>>32617708
>Would you like to be in my FTL ship?
Something tells me you haven't bothered servicing the inertial dampers recently, so no.
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>>32617723
FTL means faster than light
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>>32617730
sounds speedy
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>>32617702
>6.5" dick
That's far larger than average.
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>>32617711
THE FEDERATION NEEDS YOU!!!!
>>32617717
I've only had 1 crewmember die from space spiders, but they died heroically.
>>32617728
Slander, I keep my ship very well repaired...
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>>32617731
Initial D s1e13
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>>32617733
How many books did you read in 2024?
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Why do white moids who want to date black women always pick ones with fat ass, big boobs and straight hair?
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>>32617738
why do you keep saying weird words to me
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>>32617708
No, you're probably a retarded harem poster looking to recruit for your imaginary harem. Questions like this always lead in that direction, you braindead coomer.
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>>32617741
I actually prefer dreadlocks but you aren't really black if you don't have huge tits or a fat ass.
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>>32617694
>The average penis size since 2023 has been 6 inches,
No.
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>>32617744
The fact that is the first thing you jump too means I wouldn't what you on my ship because you'd be too busy jerking off to your weird fantasies than helping to save the federation.
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>>32617741
Do they? I wouldn't express my hair preference to my gf (at least, unless they asked) but I'd def prefer natural hair
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>>32617733
>Take it or leave it femanon
I left it.
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>>32617741
because they fap to goblin shortstack porn and realize their fetish shape only applies to slampiggy negresses and no one else.
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>>32617741
Dating a black woman without a fat ass would be like dating a fat asian
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>>32617743
Some sort of ingrained defect of character, I'd guess
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>>32617747
Women would rather be raped by rebels than save the federation and they'll still blame the federation service members on the ship for being raped.
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>>32617708
>Would you like to be in my FTL ship?
No. I've seen how men drive.
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>>32617746
you have to take into account that the jeets and asians bring the numbers down
7 inches is basically average
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>>32617745
>you aren't really black if you don't have huge tits or a fat ass
So who the fuck I am?
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>>32617756
If it makes you feel better I think my ship pilot is a femboy, his name is Felischy but he's a black dude.
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Men, can you stop doing shit like this
its corny and it gives childish
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>>32617759
Iris?
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>>32617753
that sounds painful, i hope you get better soon
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>>32617747
We have a poster in these threads who regularly asks women to join him for exotic and esoteric situations... in order to join his harem. Now go ahead, tell me what sexy scifi armor you want your wives to wear.
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>>32617763
I'm not a tripfag
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>>32617759
African :^)
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>>32617762
>it gives childish
why do zoomer women talk liek dat
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post songs that women will literally never understand
https://youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk?si=MpQMxy-myHRe28tl
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>>32617767
We don't have time to have sex, we need to rescue the Federation! Our rights are at stake!
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>>32617771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtqsoPeA8UI
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>>32617769
>he hasn't seen the galactic camel bumps that pass for somalian women's asses
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>>32617741
>fat ass, big boobs
Men like ass and boobs across the board.
>straight hair
Do they? As a white moid one of the things I find most attractive about black women is the curls.
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>>32617774
I went to an international school in Japan and had a big titty Kenyan proto-Nagato as my first gf, I'm well aware of Somalians and how they look but they strike me as more arab than black in apperance.
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>>32617762
Only if you stop talking like a faggot.
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>>32617733
You have singlehandedly lowered my opinion of Polish people
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NEW THREAD!!!

>>32617776
>>32617776
>>32617776

Migrate when ready.
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>>32617757
Nothing in your post is true.
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if you wouldn't date a black woman with caveman face, does that make you racist?
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>>32617771
Radiohead fucking sucks
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>>32617791
I'm tired of this whole "is this racist" shit if I'm being honest. Even if racism didn't exist there would still be people who prefered different features of different women for a whole myriad of reasons outside of race.
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>>32617792
that's literally the only song by them I like
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>>32617762
>>Men, can you stop doing shit like this
>looks at the girls reaction in the last panel
No. No I can not.
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>>32617762
Uh... No....
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>>32617783
>page 8
Faggot.
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>>32617761
Curiously, this does not make me feel better. You know there used to be an insurance company in the UK that only insured female drivers? Men cause 92% of traffic accidents, so they were able to offer *far* lower premiums than any company that also insured men. Men, of course, couldn't handle this and had the company shut down under equality laws. This, men felt, was a better option than driving safely.
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>>32617770
NTA. Every generation have had their ways of butchering grammar. Millennial internet culture was rife with it.
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>>32617811
Seems fair. Women bully health insurance companies into charging the same rates even though men cost health insurance companies considerably less.
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>>32617811
Well it was obviously gender discrimination.
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>>32617811
proof women don't care about gender discrimination unless it affects them and giving them rights was a mistake.
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>>32617807
Just like previous threads
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>>32617835
You can't expect women to be good people, they just aren't biologically capable of being so.
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>>32617624
>>32617653
>>32617658
Please tell me this was all just the same person spamming webms.
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>>32617818
no! you weren't supposed to post this! aiieeeee my livelihood
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>>32617802
reddit women aren't real women
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>>32617858
Our culture need to deconstruct the fragile female ego
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I just want a girlfriend who is cute, fun, and hot.
Women, is this too much to ask of you?
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>>32617875
NAG. Are you cute, fun, and hot?
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>>32617792
dang
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>>32617881
Obviously, except cute, women don't like cute men and that's gay trait. I'm manly, crude
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>>32617811
In which fairy tale book did you find that?

Men are more likely to kill themselves than die in car traffic
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>>32617934
Backing you up here before some coping Becky comes along and goes "NOOO THAT'S NOT TRUE!"
Yes, I can confirm, women called me cute before, but that's just a "I wouldn't date you" sugarcoated, which is "You're ugly" sugar coated.
There is no context ever where a man is called "Cute" that is a good thing. Only fags maybe.
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>>32615640
Womensisters-
How and where do I get a 17-19 year old girlfriend as a 34 year old dude?
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>>32618029
No
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>>32617721
NTA but
>Risk that enemy ship crew (who look like overgrown mantis) boards in by teleporting into your room and raping / killing you (not necessarily in that order)
Hot, I'll do it.
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>>32616067
That wasn't me, checking the thread for the first time today



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