ITT we ask the opposite gender (almost) anything!But note that the following are strictly forbidden:- Politics posts (take those to /pol/).- Trolling of any kind (this is only allowed on /b/).- Racism (also only allowed on /b/).- Misogynist (or misandrist) rants (take those to /r9k/).- Incel rants. (Again, try /r9k/).- Discussion of LGBTQ issues (take those to /lgbt/).- Personal information or pictures of yourself - these are not allowed on /adv/. (If you feel the need to post toonme images, there's a corresponding thread on /soc/ where those are allowed).- Blog posts. (There is NO good place for these!)- Any image that is not work-safe.Please help to keep this thread nice by REPORTING any off-topic, poor-quality, or rule-breaking post that you see!Previously on /atoga/: >>32619792
Mmm interracial..This thread will *definitely* be high quality.
State age and genderWhat have you gained from atoga?
>>32621955She wants bbc
women, are blowjobs a chore?
>>32621975F, entertainment
Everyone keeps making fun of me for dating this guy but I really like him and I’m starting to feel embarrassed about it
Women, why aren't we cuddling when it's this fucking cold?
>>32621975MA teensy bit of insight and perspective, but generally just entertainment. I'm well aware that the women here are not representative of women in general.
>>32621979Only if the dick is big or the guy is quiet
>>32621979Yes, eating pussy is so much better OCD-kun
24hours ungooned. My Vril is surging through my aura and every one of my Chakras. I feel like God.https://youtu.be/1p79WQtWLxc
>>32621989>Only if the dick is bigGod fucking damn it, dicklets win again!
Never eat pussy.
Men why do I have so many boogers all the time
>>32621986Is he too short?
I looked cute but a bit nerdy in my early 20s, but was rarely approached by men, never catcalled, and was repeatedly rejected by short yet average looking men.What was all that about? Were normie men sensing how abnormal I was (my assumption)? Something else?I'm happy with my current oddball bf but it's weird to reflect on when I just wasn't as hideous as I'd thought.
>>32621986What do they say is wrong with him?
>>32621989No worries on the former and for the latter, I yell the howard dean "byaaaa" if you are doing well
Femmy, why your ass so big?
>>32622001>>32621999Do you really fall for incel bait so easily? Embarrassing
>Sit down for quick jerk off session>Edge for 2 hoursWhat's wrong with me?
>>32621975I feel less alone.
>>32622007>Do you really fall for incel bait so easily?Yes...?
>>32621998Can i pick them for you?
>>32621994>Transmusic archiveLmao>>32621993
>>32621998Do you have a big shnoz?
loling at moids
>>32622018My b >>32621993
>>32621998Because it's cold.
>>32622021Would you be my cheerleader, femanon?
I messed up a bit I think. I aksed my girl to dress a bit more formal and she react badly. For context, she's 22 and I'm 30. She always wears bagy clothes and Dr Martens/platform shoes. Which I don't mind but last time I took her to a restuarant and she came dressed in a nirvana shirt while I was suited up. That was not ideal. Today I told her about my reservations and while she didn't blow up on me I could sense her feeling insultedHow do I make her feel less bad?
>>32622027Sounds like a fun job, yeah.
>>32622028how do you fuck up a conversation that simple
>>32622021If it weren't for the inevitable sexual harassment this would be a good idea
real sex is traumatic, and normalizing sex is satanic
>>32622021My bf is this when I work at home. It's real, honestly.
>>32622021This is the kind of DEI job I can get behind. I wish we had cheerleaders at my company.
>>32622028more dumb bait?
>>32622031Cute. What's for breakfast?
>>32621975amusement
>>32622033It‘s basically sex work, they are paid to be sexually harassed. >>32622036You should bring it up at the next meeting.
My twitter-gf is saying posting shade about me on twitter again
>>32622032My tone was wrong I thik. It came out too controlling maybe>>32622037Huh I wish
>>32622046is she right?
>>32622034no
>>32622041Scrambled eggs.
>>32622049*sigh* I mean I guess.
>>32622034yes
>>32622028>last time I took her to a restuarant and she came dressed in a nirvana shirt while I was suited upshe had the appropriate attire, you didn't
>>32622046What twitter bubble is she from?
>>32622056There you go. If you don't want people to say certain things about you, don't be those things.
>>32621975>What have you gained from atoga?M. A girlfriend.
>>32622068What is she like, anon?
>>32621975M, a girlfriend. NTA btw
>>32622021japs have been doing this for ages
>>32621979>women, are blowjobs a chore?Depends how I feel about the guy. If I'm really in love I enjoy them more than fucking, but if I don't have feelings for the guy I won't do it at all.
>>32622072same question to you as this anon >>32622069
>>32622061the kind that posts overly photoshopped pictures of clouds and shit like "I want someone to eat my organs and drink my blood" but it's like hellokitty bandaids on an underboob/ribcage.>>32622063We were cool when we VC'd I just lurked and she was being biddy for no reason!
>>32621989Big dicked guys who are loud are okay?
>>32622073good
>>32622075She is [redacted]
Women, please fuck off.
>>32622086no u
>>32622010>What's wrong with me?This is classic sex addiction.
>>32622028>why does my younger gf dress like a young person?Come on. Especially so if you knew she dresses like this before you started dating.Anyway you should just switch to finding it funny. I overdress compared to all of my friends and boyfriend most of the time and it's hilarious. You're 30, let go of strictly following social norms a bit unless you think it's going to impact your livelihood or something for your gf to wear a t-shirt.>How do I make her feel less bad?Apologize. Say you find her hot/cute no matter what she wears and you worded things badly.
>>32622086Shut up fag. Make your own thread about asking other fags anything.
>jiggles all the femanons' tummies
>>32622093>>32622089I don't mean just from the thread.
>>32622028>How do I make her feel less bad?Don't bring it up again.
>>32622077>"I want someone to eat my organs and drink my blood" but it's like hellokitty bandaids on an underboob/ribcage.real
>>32622095no u
>>32622048>It came out too controlling maybelmao bro when you're asking someone to change how they dress you have to make absolutely certain that you don't put pressure on themYou should have made it clear that you'd go to any restaurant with her in a hearbeat, however she's dressed, because you love her (this had better be true). But then you should have said you really like the idea of dressing up together. You should have positioned it as her doing something for you, because it is. You should have emphasised that you understand if she doesn't want to dress up, perhaps because it makes her feel uncomfortable, but if she feels up for it then you'd really appreciate it. You could dress up alone, but you'd feel like an overdressed penguin when you come in a suit and she's in more casual clothing. You should have said that you feel like getting fancy together would be a really fun time. And you should have been gauging her mood the whole convo so you can reassure her.>>32622091this desu
>>32622094gross
>>32622021In what world would this be motivating and not feel incredibly patronizing?
>>32622069>What is she like, anon?Very slender but curvy, pretty, a fair bit younger than I am, fun, sweet, clever, and inexplicably fond of me.
>>32622106China.
>>32622106You only say that because you never had a girl flirt with you at work that was paid to make you feel good.
>>32622109I think you cling to the idea that your looks prevent you from dating so you don't need to address the millions of other things that went wrong and are still going wrong in your life.
>>32622107How much younger
>>32622114I mean, I understand that they aren't going to become my wife. I imagine it's the same as when waitresses are overly nice. I know they hate me so what do I gain from that?
>>32622021Their real job is spying on them
>>32622059mate it was a michelin star place. no official dress code but implied>>32622091>>32622100thanks for the advice. should I genuinely apologise? I feel like a moron now actually. I do appreciate her a lot. I'm just more sensitive to social stigma compared to her I think and I fear our contrasting styles emphasis the generation gap in an odd way
>>32622084Ugly?
>>32622121>How much youngerShe's in her late 20s. I'm old enough to know better.
Women, what’s a fun way to spice up sex that’s not going to get a bad reaction like anal?
>>32622135wtf are you 60?
>>32622109Have you tried dating a fat and balding man?
Is it bad if my dating profile has pics of me with mustache but now I have beard?
>>32622143>Women, what’s a fun way to spice up sex that’s not going to get a bad reaction like anal?Honey or whipped cream. (Be careful with the latter if you're using condoms, though).
>>32622145>wtf are you 60?Not for quite a while yet!
>>32622149textbook catfishing.
Women shouldn't like sex with menIt's unnatural
>>32622132I go to restaurants in shortsthey're serving me, not the other way around
Women in long winter coats are so cute
>>32622077so menhera-LARP circleshe's prob just kidding about you
How do I ask a woman out without making it awkward, weird, or creepy? I am 27 and not in school, decent job but limited social life
>>32622147My second favorite ms paint edit after >>>/fit/75746450
>>32622114Anytime a good talks to me IRL I get incredibly annoyed
>>32622159You're in luck, because they don't.
>>32622159there is a literal orgasm button inside the vajayjay that specifically reacts to cock
>>32622132NTA but she's a grown adult, 22 is more than old enough to know how to dress appropriately for the occasion so the issue isn't the age difference. It sounds like she just has a certain style and doesn't want to adjust, so it's up to you to decide whether you can accept it and live with it or not
>>32622160you're american aren't ya. I see american tourists rock up in shorts and a baseball cap in europe. that's against etiquette over here. it's somewhat tolerated in americans because we see them as savages, but in native europeans that's not it
>>32622173>you're american aren't yaBR HUEHUEHUE
>>32622173>>32622182I basically dress like I'm at the beach at all timeswalk around the house butt naked
>>32622119But they do. Women require more.
>>32622078Better than nothing but no, hearing moaning doesn't make my jaw hurt any less
>>32622173All of us here consider you all blatant homosexuals
>>32622188nta but I cannot overemphasise how little that affects me
>>32622183I respect it. brazil is hot asf too. still, if I were to go a fancy restaurant there I'd wear a suit. summer fabric tho, cotton or linnen, maybe light flannel. just seems like the normal thing to do
>>32622173Going to mc donalds better put on a suit and tie and sweat right thru them from the heat instead of dressing comfortably
I’m kind of a big retard who doesn’t know his own strength. Ive broken a few small wine glasses my gf bought by holding them too hard. Im also a clutz. Im so terrified of hurting her during sex that i just lay on my back and let her do whatever while I pet her back. What do?
MI hate suits. They look so stupid.
>>32622173What are you talking about every time I’ve been to Europe you guys are dressed like shit lol
>>32622164I'll take your word for it, ty
>>32622194Yoga
how i make femanon feel more loved she flames me every thread
>>32622196what countries tho? americans by far are the worst dressed people ever. I was in a walmart in a suburb of chicago a year or two back and I felt lik walking into an 18th century atrocity exhibtion
>>32622195I agree. Suits are insanely cringe.
>>32622195i love suits even though ive never worn one
>>32622212>>32622195I blame poor people for ruining every upper class meme
>>32622212>>32622195Then why do women keep checking me out when I rock a tie?
>>32622220beta bucks
>>32622220Because you are a clown.
>>32622217Suits are very tacky.
>>32622195>>32622212yanks. . . a bad boxy suit looks awful. a bespoke suit in a less formal style, neapolitan for example, is beautiful and timeless
>>32622220Women love suits, for some reason. I don't get it.
>>32622195MI like suits but with something different than a white shirt, too boring.
>>32622229No, you just look like a homosexual sausage.
>>32622228it was the heckign poor that made it tacky! it was based! poor people turn every classy thing into tacky! that's all they do!
>>32622051Tasty
>>32622231Trashy women do because they think it means you are rich, kek.
>>32622238Thats why real class is things money can‘t buy.
>>3262214550's
>>32622074Do you Kiss the peepee with love?
>>32622247You and JH?
>>32622211UK France Spain Slovakia Czech Republic Norway If anything the tourists were the best dressed because they wanted to look nice for their pictures
>>32622195>>32622212>>32622228Shorts gang wya?
>>32621989>tfw big girthNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>32622231It’s not the suit, it’s how it hangs on your frame/body. Are your arms big enough that you can get away with a nice sleeve roll? Is your neck thick enough that a tie looks good? Is your waist slim enough that a tapered blazer or vest fits you? A good suit on a sloppy man is cringe, a good suit on a good frame looks amazing. I’ve worn costumey tier bullshit like waist coats but because I actually have a semblance of a male frame, I can get away with it.
>>32622243Yes. I've grown to enjoy discussion about future plans, it's an easy sell someone talking about their family or their pets.
>>32622240I don't know. I've known some classy broads who have admitted to getting their knickers in a twist about a man in a well fitting suit.
>>32622211>walmart in a suburb of chicagoAnon, that's like going into a gypsy village
yanks will never know the pleasure of walking around in a casual fitted suit during a humid night in italy smoking a cigarette listening to the city sounds while beautiful and classy women are all around you. ( if you ignore the migrants, sadly, depending where you are)
>>32622260Classy women would not talk to you about such things.
>>32622255Is that mother?
>>32622264Yes we get it, you watch andrew tate.
Why do women hate cargo pants?
>>32622264Enjoy it while it lasts anon
>>32622270They look infinitely better than dress pants.
>>32622266Its actually pokemon
>>32622267andrew tate is trashy and part american, so fuck no. I describe a classical european night and your first though is of andrew tate? americans
>>32622258The sleeve roll ALWAYS gets mentioned when it comes to women and suits.
Suits look bad on all of you because your 20 something, skinny fat, actually fat, or bald. When you are middle aged, in decent shape, with a full head of hair, rocking a suit fits the vibe. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. The best part of being a middle aged man, is being able to dress like a middle aged man.
>>32622270Because it replaces purse super well and they have spent so much money on purses they have sunk cost fallicy
>>32622265On the contrary. They were classy enough to own their sexuality and not be prudes.
>>32622251No I wanted to share that for that anon but apparently I missed the new thread call and so I only made JH feel sad and lonelyalso>>>/wsg/5791033
My shit don’t stink
>>32622277>The best part of being a middle aged man, is being able to dress like a middle aged man.Fuck off
>>32622275I‘m european and you swarthy italians are not as hot as you think you are, kek.
>>32622247trying to induce jealousy?it's working
To the people who are saying they hate suits - you are children. Start dressing properly and you will not feel like you're wearing your dads suit when you wear one.
>>3262227720 somethings look good in suits but more like when you put a dog in clothes like it's cute and funny rather than sexy lmao
>>32622277>he thinks his overdeveloped creatine glutes look good pressed into an online tailor pair of pants so thin you can see the panty line
>>32622270hey love cargo pants (on muscular handsome guys)
>>32622280lol
>>32622284I'm belgian/swedish living in florence. southern italians are hairy manlets mostly, nothern italians are often stunning tho
>>32622264>humid night in italyevenings in austria are also nice. :)
>>32622270I don't hate the clothing item itself so much as I hate a particular type of lazy white trash dude who wears only cargo shorts
>>32622281>>32622247he does not play with her hair enough
>>32622277Middle aged is late 30s.You sound like late gen x
>>32622297Maybe you should go fuck some of them in the ass then.
All the men are arguing about fashion nowGays
>>32622301Black girls seem sensitive about having their hair touched
>>32622298Tfw no shrimps on the barbie
>>32622306I prefer women, but thanks for the offer
>>32622297Mix of Belgian and Swedish and living in neither bro you might as well be American you dumb mutt
>>32622308There's still some straights here.
>>32622311Then act like it.
>>32622308I bet the OP was made by a woman and she is laughing now.
>>32622301>implying you can touch a black woman's hair outside of sex
>>32622316What Op That’s how homosexual this is I don’t even know what started it
>You gotta be buff and tough and gruff to wear suits, for men!Peasant cope. I'm a spindly pale slytherin milquestoast dandy. I wear suits everday. Clean shaven, good skin, good hair, good teeth.
>>32622309>>32622317she's mixedif a girl doesn't let me touch her hair = deal breaker, that would be a torturespecially if it looks that fluffy
The more time I spend here the more impossible it feels that I'd ever get a gf
>>32622194Lenny coded TragicShe can talk you know she will tell you if you're hurting her
>>32622313europeans have been mixing for generationswhat makes american mutts is african, indian and southern american admixture
>>32622267NTA.I actually agree with Andrew Tate on a lot of things, but he's clearly bisexual, and I wish he'd be honest about how that effects his thinking.
>>32622323Mixed people usually think of themselves as black.
>>32622324You should maybe spend LESS time here?
Men with brothers or other male friends, do you know how big their dick is?
>>32622334NTABut a bunch of guys got gfs here
>>32622317Remember when people made fun of that actors dick size?
>>32622094FUCK
>>32622323I'm only letting you touch my hair if we're in a relationship or on extremely good terms. My hair is not a novelty.
>>32622334This is my only interaction with others
>>32622337I never thought about it, thanks.
>>32622337yes. me and my best two friends had mutual masturbation sessions as teens
>>32622322>slytherin milquestoastWhat?
>>32622338You'll have a better chance of getting a gf outside.
>>32622337I've seen some of them naked in the showers or something like that. I don't know measurements or anything like that. It's not really talked about with guys.
>>32622094I'm a straight woman and I unironically find fat women hotter than men. Doesn't help that men's vocal hatred of fatties makes them lose the personality and taste points they would've still had going for them
>>32622350I've heard that white guys do that sometimes. Reddit calls if JO buds?
>>32622357yeah you're a muff diving carpet muncher
>>32622337Have you seen your girl friend's naked boobs?
>>32622357Would you take a BBW's strapon?
>>32622359one of those guys is married now, the other guy and me have gfs. but yea we used to put on some porn and then beat the meat together. quick bonding sesh
>>32622364nta but yes. It's not a big deal. They're just boobs.
>>32622364NTA, but that's not the gotcha you think it is. Girls will literally jiggle and squeeze each other's boobs.
>>32622368Was it interracial porn back then as well?
>>32622364Should have really said vagina there. Also, that happens sometimes.
>>32622374no. just vanilla shit really. it's 10 years ago, not that long. a lot of guys do it here in france
>>32622371Perverts
>>32622366>penetrative sex where neither party is comingNo. I'd just want to grope and fondle her endlessly, no genital touching though because I'm not gay
>>32622308What would you rather we argue about?
>>32622381Oh, that's right. Most women don't even orgasm from penetration. I forgot.
>>32622382nta Maybe female fashion.
>>32622386they do if they think you're attractive and you're laying pipe
>>32622380We're really not I was shopping with my sister the other day and she didn't wear a bra. She tried on something she would need a bra with and without thinking about it I grabbed one of her boobs and put it in the right place so she could see what it would look like without having to awkwardly do it herself.
>>32622380I don't see the issue if it's consensual.>>32622387>female fashionSundresses are OP
>>32622387>Maybe female fashionTake it off
>>32621955lol Wut
>>32622322Nah you don’t gotta be buff. Being skinny works too. You can’t have the computer science gut with zero shoulders that makes you look like a Bartlett pear. It’s the proportions that make the fit
Guys, what do you like to see women wear?
>>32622390Femanons posted an NIH study showing <30% of women do
>>32622391>We are not perverts because *explains why women are perverts*
>>32622337>>32622364seeing someone's dick in the locker/showers != knowing how big they are with an erection>>32622380Bro, girls cuddle and hold hands with each other and no one ever thinks it's weird or gay
>>32622401NtaFr? Damn I feel lucky
>>32622397>You can’t have the computer science gut with zero shoulders that makes you look like a Bartlett peartop jej. the CS physique is a real thing. it's terrible
>>32621955why are their hearts in the center of their chests and not on the left?
>>32622337When I was in the Navy we had this one dude who was 5’4” but hung like a horse. We’d be in the barracks and he’d close his locker by slapping his dick against it. Sounded like a gunshot going off.
>>32622403Um, no, that's kinda gay.
>>32622401that seems realistic. a lot of women aren't truly sexually attracted to their man and a lot of men are either terrible in bed or don't have the necessary equipment
>>32622398Nothing
Why don't women statspost like men? I've never seen one>blonde hair>blue eyes>5'1>BMI 16>WHR 0.6>30DD>body count 0post or profile even though men would find it more useful than>i luuurve rick & morty and long walks with chad :)
>>32622402I don't think you know what pervert means...it has to be sexual to be pervertedIt's kinda like ball tapping. Boob grabs are kind of a joke?
>>32622412I might get some hate for this but the naked female body isn't as hot as a clothed one. There's nothing left up to the imagination.
>>32622414If I grab your boobs it will also be a joke.
I had a drunk bet with my mate once about who's cock is bigger. we made it hard, put it next to each other and his gf measured us. I lost by half a cm
>>32622414Nta. I'm not sure (You) know what pervert means.
>>32622413We know you guys keep a record of stuff like that.
State GenderIf you had to be reincarnated as one of the descendants of Mankind, which would you pick?
>>32622398I don't know the names of a lot of them. But I like sundresses, cocktail dresses, nice jeans, peacoats (I think that's what they're called), flowy skirts.
>>32622414Like... like ass slaps in sportsball?
>>32622419Then god dammit you are the man to answer that foid's question!
>>32622398no baggy shirts and pants please
>>32622410It only occasionally leads to sex
>>32622398I just generally like seeing a girl wear really oversized stuff.
>>32622413I don't think you'll find many stacked white girls with their virginity.
>>32622398Depends on your frame and how your built. It’s really about accentuating the positives. If you have nice legs, stockings and/or a pencil skirt is nice. If you have nice tits, a low cut shirt or blouse works.
>>32622436>>32622440You guys have to fight now. It's the rules.
>>32622440I don't. it's a zoomer thing mostly. you coud have a stunning girl and she dresses like a 90s NYC drug dealer
Would men dislike it if their female friends kissed and cuddled them platonically? Knowing it won't lead to anything more
>>32622440Too bad they don't even make clothes in the sizes that most women are now.
>>32622414I think that's the "feels cucked by sapphics" anon you're speaking to
>>32622398an oversized shirt with nothing underneath
>>32622398Upper class milf core
>>32622451on the lips/french kissing? no, that makes it sexualcuddling is fine
>>32622451I think I'd like it
>>32622451I don't even like hugging my guy friends because I think it sends the wrong signals.
>>32622458step one: Don't be fat>mission failed by 90% of women
>>32622451I’ve done that before with some lesbian friends of mine. You have to have a guy that needs emotional investment for sex and isn’t a complete horn dog or else he’s going to try to stick it in you.
>>32622421Are you a woman I'm close friends with?>>32622425Do you also need to look up what sexual means or?>>32622432Kinda? It's not a like encouraging or congratulatory gesture like the butt slap though.
>>32622398boyshortsbriefshotpants
>>326224584 > 2 > 1 >>> 3
>>32622458So... English?
>>32622463it does. if a girl is hugging me too much and leans her breasts into it I know she's either playing with the tension or wants to fuck. both are bad
>>32622458When I dress like this it's horsegirlcore, face and body are truly everything
>>32622398Plain wool knit sweater. If she has the body for it.
>>32622463Boob squish!
>>32622468>Are you a woman I'm close friends with?What the fuck does that have to do with anything.
>>32622468Lol, it is when I do it.
Why do I have a Greek gods curse? I love to eat but food never tastes good, and when I eat I feel sick
>>32622413>Why don't women statspost like men?High quality men on dating apps prefer the latter to statspost. They're looking for women they get along with, can converse with, and be with long term. And anyway, the female equivalent of statsposting is just pictures? Men get all that information they need from womens photos on apps. Whereas you can't tell men's height or how hung they are from pictures, typically.
>>32622475Horse girls are desirable
>>32622457Thumbnail looked like a French maid at first
Women,Can you really say you love a man if you won't swallow his cum?
>>32622481If you're not then it's assault not a joke are you dumb
>>32622451No, because that would be nice.Yes, because it would be frustrating knowing it won't lead to anything more.
>>32622474I knew it! I unfortunately can't not put my boobs into it so that just makes it worse.
>>32622492Not all of us assume that...
>>32622490You're actually braindead, figure it out.
>>32622489YesI can do most things
>>32622495>figure it out>says the edgy rape apologistShouldn't you be in class
>>32622492you can. true female friends give me a kiss cheek to cheek and hug me lightyl. women 'friends' hug me full body, press their breasts against me and kiss me hard on the cheeks, often close to the lips. these things matter a lot
Women, did you know that your thermal regulation is inferior to men’s?
State gender.Are you aristocratic? (Small breasts and penises were deemed aristocratic in ancient times.)
>>32622492I wouldn't think that of a girl. I know you guys are just more touchy feely in general.
>>32622495NTA. It makes sense to me? I don't want a random person touching me
I’m so scared
>>32622489my dad told me to never stay with a girl who doesn't swallow. he was right. if she can't make that slight sacrifice she can't be trusted
>>32622500I am keenly awareAnd jealousCan you please warm up my feet
>>32622501I guess I'm a villein
>>32622492It's more awkward for a girl to hug you and avoid pressing her boobs into you if she's on the larger side.
>>32622501FYea I wish I had the money to reflect it
>>32622501FIn that case, yes.
>>32622492You can't even do a side hug? Are you Christina Hendricks?
>>32622501Mno I'm a satyr
>>32622500Yes bitch
>>32622503I didn't say I'd touch her without her consent, we weren't talking about that at all, I brought the fact that just because women are the same gender doesn't mean they aren't perverts if they do perverted things with each other.
I am quite proud of myself, as i have not really approached any girl my age for a last 10 years or so, not counting once on holiday just to show brother that i can but then i quickly gave up! This time i was coming back from an hobby group past 10PM and some girl sat down besides me on the bus. I did nothing about it but then i looked around the bus, i saw that many seats were actually free - don't know why, but i thought that means she is interested... So i asked her out, something stupid, like where she is going, she actually put off her earphones to talk.... Did not even registered she had earphones, seeing that i asked what she listen to, she showed me the music then said, she is not really focusing on music, rather she is trying to sleep... Remembering that now, it could be interpreted as "i am not interested in talking, i try to sleep" but then i did not got that at all and in my naivety just asked why she is so tired. So she told me about her work, i asked about it further and further, then answered her questions about my work, where am i from and what i am doing. Totally, totally boring, mundane conversation but she was nevertheless very nice and continued talking to me. Because i spoke in such bored tone, conversation was mundane and my body language was closed (which i did barely registered at that time), then probably me asking her about number ("well, <her name> , if you want you can give me some contact to you") came out totally out of left field, she just answered that she has boyfriend but it was nice talking.cont
>>32622337I have seen like 50% of their dicks.One of them even posts videos of him fucking women doggy style.
>>32622398late 90s businesswoman core
>>32622511M. That's not true. It just clearly puts you in the friendzone
>>32622474NtaI can't hug a person without touching my boobs to them unless I want to press my crotch against them and that's way weirder. They're the first thing to hit a wall after my toes but before my nose.
>>32622500Yes, I know this from having a dad/bf/male colleagues. My fingers have been too stiff to type properly and my feet too cold to sleep for most of my life
>>32622501MI that's your unnecessarily obtuse and blunt way of asking if a have a small penis, then yes.
>>32622520 I explained why i thought she may be interested, not appologized for anything tho. Then i looked at the clock in bus - there was actually 20 minutes left until her stop. I thought it would be rather rude to stop talking to her then, because it would look like all i was interested was picking her up, but i would rather save face and pretend all i wanted was to pass time talking mundane shit with stranger - so i continued talking with her. I have looked at her maybe once or twice, to be honest, she was not even my type, i started this for some bizzare reason - mix of instinct and for self-image reasons, and i asked for contact without any expectation of getting it - rather because i already had occasion to do that and to test if it "worked". We talked about travelling and stuff, there were few moments of silence but i tried to keep it somehow. She left the bus on her stop saying again it was nice to talk.I dont really know, if her being nice was genuine or she was scared and did not wanted to provoke me in any way. After i came back home i read the reddit, and usual opinion is that cold-approaching at the public transit is heavily discouraged, because it makes women scared and they can't "escape" - maybe not true in that case, because as i mentioned there were free seats everywhere, however i did felt some amount of guilt after coming back home. It really was a very left-field thing for me to do, but still can't shake the feeling i am glad i did it - years ago i would never think i would be able to do such thing, and so close to where i am living too - such lack of care about my embarassment and no care, what people may think, that my "social opinion" (which is rather low i believe) would suffer (these thoughts came on me when i was home and day later, but still not very anxious about it).cont
>>32622028Did you bring her to a Chilli's tier restaurant? Otherwise her wearing a graphic tee to a dinner while you wear a suit is a huge sign of disrespect. "Reacting badly" when you point this out shows she feels entitled to disrespecting you.>Dr Martens/platform shoesthis is a bit of a stretch, but I wonder if her desire to appear bigger reflects her desire to be the bigger one in your relationship.
>>32622525there's a difference between touching and full pressing them into me. you're a girl, you know these nuances
>>32622521Does he have an OF?
>>32622520 I hope i can use this experience to "come out of my shell" and finally talk anything to people from my hobby group (to be honest - i do feel more comfortable to talk with total stranger than with people i do meet regularly). I also hope girl is not very anxious about that, and she is not planning to change work or her bus schedule because of me.
>>32622515Just about. Side hugs can get a little dodgy as well.
>>32622451I'd love it because I love kissing, it's better than sex.I have a friend that I have made out with once.I'd love to do it again.I wish I could kiss all of my female friends.
>>32622028Do zoomer girls even have a nice outfit? It seems like it's all egirl fair.
>>32622530no. we're european, I took her to a local michelin star restaurant. not super fancy, but classy for sure. she was either purposely underdressed or just oblivious/apathetic
>>32622525>my nose hits the wall before my chesthaha i just have a really long nose . . .
>>32622539NtaDoes she even have more formal clothes? I had to raid my mom's closet and wear something too big for me the other day for a funeral.
>>32622536Dang, i can understand not wanting to hug then
>>32622474It's kinda difficult to hug someone and NOT press your boobs into them, even lightly.
>>32622506Yes, but with a footjob.
>>32622546good question. she called me a little old fashioned so I'm guessing no. she's generally pretty alternative I think. I've never not seen her in a baggy shirt and jeans. with is a shame because she's legitimately stunning
>>32622532Not currently, but he's considering making one right now.
>>32622546You don't have a black dress?
>>32622555How is he posting porn then?
yall are getting hugged by women? ive literally never had to worry about this lol
>>32622501F. Not with these hips.
>>32622559In our group chat.
>>32622560This is an abusechad general
>>32622557nta I don't but I'm somewhat of a tomboy.
>>32622560I honestly prefer not to, I'm afraid I'll get an awkward boner :\
>>32622561JH?
Women are so weird. I let them know up front that I like going out to nice places to eat. You get a nice dinner and all I ask is them to dress up a bit and make some conversation. I’m not trying to fuck them or anything like that. But they get mad when I don’t want to have a relationship or something more after. I feel like I should be hiring hookers for this instead.
>>32622531Honestly no. When I hug family members they get a full boob press because it's a tight hug. If I see someone as a completely non sexual entity the boobs don't factor into it. They're just a part of my chest I'm mindful of them the same way I'm mindful of my elbows. Don't knock shit down with them by accident.If I am aware a guy is interested in me and I'm definitely not interested back I just won't hug him at all. If I'm interested the hug will be longer and I'll probably touch his hair.
>>32622560That's actually a bit of a shame. You've never been hugged, totally platonically, by a woman?
>>32622560I used to, but not for years now.
>>32622515>Christina Hendricks?NTA/NAG. Doesn't she have something insane like a triple D?
>>32622557NopeI have a few summer dresses in bright colors nothing appropriate for anywhere nicer than a family reunion picnic.
>>32622567Many girls are in fact used to that. It's only awkward if you mention it.
>>32622094I want a woman that has that cute tummy... I like slim waists, but if I am allowed to tease and play with such a tummy, I can easily get into chubby.
>>32622539You see the symptoms of the problem; it's time to face reality now. Having a cute 22 year old girl as a 30 year old man is cool, but being pussywhipped will ruin your life.
>>32622572i mean my grandmother rarelymy own mother isnt really a "huggy" person
wtf is going on why did Musky do that
A couple weeks ago I hugged my situationship a lot and she was definitely pressing her breasts into me, I could just feel the sexual tension.
>>32622562Lol, do the chicks know?
>>32622570>I feel like I should be hiring hookers for this instead.Sugar babes. My friend used to do this, still does occasionally. Her "guy" took her to the Bahamas and NYC last year.
>>32622554>a shameIf you don't like it there are other women dude
>>3262257636F I think. DDD isn't really that insane.
>>32622587No clue if they know if they are being recorded but they definitely don't know they're being posted in the gc.
>>32622584Your what?
>>32622580I am fine with you liking my tummy but I do not like the idea of you playing with it.
>>32622592Oh man, that's brave. He could get put away for that.
My mom did porn way back in the day and she has a video or two floating around the internet. GF wants to watch it with me and fuck me. Don’t know how to handle this one.
>>32622580>:(
>>32622598Lmao
>>32622598>Fetish post
>>32622598you can say "no"
What about getting dressed up and going for dinners do guys find fun? Question inspired by the Euro itt, but a guy I'm seeing also said "On occasion, I'd love to dress you up in something fancy, dress, hair, heels, whole 9 yards, and go out somewhere nice together." My ex liked covering me up, Islam-style, when we went out together.
>>32622464>90% of womenHas it really gotten this bad? Sorry, I don't go outside much.
>>32622598Is this what they mean by breaking the cycle
>>32622609It's not quite that bad, more like 60-75%
>>32622607Some guys like bragging.
>>32622607Not a man, but I'd guess that they like to see a woman put in a lot of effort to look nice for them.
>>32622591I'm dumb, I thought each size was double the previous size.
WHERE IS MY BOYFRIEND
>>32622464>90% of American women
when i try to dress up i end up looking like a 1970s college professor
>>3262260930% are just overweight, 45% are obese, and 10% are severely obese. so not quite 90 but it's close enough.
>>32622598What kind? Lesbian? Interracial? Anal?
Women, thoughts on schizophrenia?
>>32622623Stay away from me, creep.
>>32622626Hot
>>32622570>>32622607This is so gay, I hate restaurants and dressing up and I thought I'd be free of that and guys would appreciate not having a vain and expensive gf but it's always guys crying and moaning to do this boring shit
>>32622607To be perfectly blunt, you are essentially an accessory to my dinner. One, I don’t look like a loser eating by myself, and two, I have a pretty girl sitting across from me that’s nice to look at and talk to as I put a slice of rib eye in my mouth. You are a glorified table piece. No offense.
>>32622626That may not necessarily be a bad thing, lots of chicks are/were into their professors
>>32622626In a weird way this is kind of hot
>>3262262136DDD is the same as 36F... sometimes. Bra sizes aren't really standardized and make no sense.
>>32622637NTA but what can I say, I like seeing women wear stockings and hose.
>>32622623What do you want?
What do guys like about women wearing stockings?
>>32622639>>32622640lol
State gender.Are you currently watching any shows?
>>32622398>Guys, what do you like to see women wear?Stockings and nothing else.
>>32622637but this is factually incorrect because it's objectively not boring?
>>32622650It makes your legs look longer, smooth, slender, etc.
>>32622650woman's legs finally getting some decoration
>>32622629Nothing like that, it’s just some very vanilla 90s shit you’d see on VHS tapes behind the beaded curtain of your local video store.
Are stockings the same thing as tights?
>>32622650Not a man, but black tends to have a slimming effect, so dark stockings make your legs look slimmer, and thus, longer.
>>32622650covers up the bruises
>>32622653FInuyasha
>>32622659Not really. Tights are thicker. They have a similar effect, but stockings are more attractive imo.
>>32622650When her stocking’d feet are rubbing up and down my back or her stocking’d thighs are nuzzling my ears. It’s rather exquisite.
>>32622665this is my favorite anime please find positive words for it
>>32622650I just think they’re hot, especially the stirrup ones
>>32622653>Are you currently watching any shows?M. Just started the new season of "Severance", and catching up on "My Brilliant Friend". Older stuff that I'm watching: "This Is Going To Hurt", "Barry", "Inside No.9", "Borgen", "The Shield", "Boardwalk Empire", and "Homicide - Life on the Street".
>>32622653F. Watching The Good Place and West Wing with a boyfriend. Started Season 12 of classic Doctor Who as my solo-watch. And with my Dad, I'm intermittently watching Yes Minister, Porridge, Rumpole of the Bailey, and almost finished the 1981 version of Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy.
>>32622596NTA but why not?
Women, would you be willing to be in a relationship with a man that didn't involve PIV?
>>32622659Stocking also don't cover the entire leg.
>>32622653F Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
>>32622659>Are stockings the same thing as tights?No. Tights are what Americans call "pantyhose" - a single garment includes both legs and the bit that fits over your bottom, crotch and tummy all in one piece. Stockings come in pairs and only cover one leg each.
>>32622653American dad
>>32622679I dunno. Seems like you're making fun of me or something.
>>32622683>Women, would you be willing to be in a relationship with a man that didn't involve PIV?If there's enough oral.
>putting femanon's pantyhose on my head when i rob a gas station
>>32622683what's wrong with him
>>32622694>while femanon is still wearing them
>>32622694Would a single stocking not work better? Or are there two of you and you don't mind standing very close together?
>>32622683What's wrong with your peepee?
>>32622617That's it mostly. This Euro guy probably wants to wow other men with his pretty young girlfriend. Europeans actually tend to be more sexist in their own way than American guys
>>32622699>>32622706Ed
>>32622637We don't all like it
>>32622705i stick my head in one leg and the money in the other
What does it mean if I practice for years and years at something and never get very good at it?
>>32622711Oh... unironically sorry to hear that. Pills don't help?
>>32622711you'll be fine
>>32622691It's not just the springy softness but also the possibility of getting a cute reaction in response. The insecurity makes it even more tempting.
>>32622655>have to pick formal clothes and paint face>basic ass task like eating taking 3 hours and costing €120>food is alright at best, never anything i'd order again>there are other people around, can't be myself>talking, music, clinking, terrible environment for conversation>have to drag myself back home at night while buzzed and full, in heelsFace it, dates are inconvenient and tedious. Dinner should be had naked on the couch
>>32622670I've already watched Urusei Yatsura, Ranma, and Maison Ikkoku (in that order), and compared to those, Inuyasha is definitely the more serious Rumiko work. While I'm more used to her works being comedic, I'm also enjoying Inuyasha's more action-focused nature, although it still has the right amount of comedy and romance. Depending on how the story plays out (I'm currently on episode 23), I may end up preferring it to Ranma.
>>32622721>The insecurity makes it even more tempting.Ok, that's just mean. :)
>>32622719You don't know that
Women, how would you react if you were dating a guy and found out he used to be addicted to porn, but has stopped using it? Would it matter what kind of porn he was into before he quit?
>>32622650I like how they make your thighs spill out over the top
>>32622724>23it gets better, it only starts to slow down much laterthanks anon please enjoy so far i won't spoil things for you
>>32622709Not at all. I want a woman to flirt with and enjoy a nice meal together with. I don’t need or want or expect anything more. I don’t know why this is so strange. You get a free dinner and some decent wine with no expectations and, hopefully, you enjoy my company as well. Why is this so complicated?
>>32622732I'd have doubts if he was into really freaky fetish stuff or something really hardcore.
>>32622650>What do guys like about women wearing stockings?They draw attention to the top of the thighs and crotch while not covering them.
>>32622734You know that only happens in anime or if you're wearing the wrong size, right?
>>32622729>>32622711The meds for it are pretty solid i hear
>>32622736nta but american women are so used to using the promise of sex as an excuse to get a free dinner. casual dinners are not an american thing from my memory.
I think gingers are the most beautiful girls to walk this earth
Women, I’ve come to the conclusion that any lingerie that isn’t crotchless is pointless because I’m just going to take it off you in 60 seconds anyways.
>>32622736Ain't no way I'm getting all dolled up without expectations.
>>32622740Not all of us are into the hardcore stuff
>>32622746I've only had 1 gf, but I guess she was wearing the wrong size then
>>32622740I think once you quit using it your interest in those sorts of things will decrease over time.
>>32622632>Women, thoughts on schizophrenia?Not a woman, but I will say that possibly the most fun I've ever had on a first date was with an unmedicated schizophrenic girl.
>>32622581true enough. I'm a little weak to her at times it is true. I let her get away with more than I should but not the the point that she's the dominant role >>32622590there are. but I like her. even if that means I have to occasionally whine about her style and table manners
>>32622752The whole point is the buildup and anticipation before you take it off
>>32622751this but westernized mentally ill asian girls
>>32622623>WHERE IS MY BOYFRIENDI'M RIGHT HERE.
>>32622751>posts the middest ginger on earthhonestly i grew out of gingers once i turned 15 and now i find them unnatractive
>>32622751Harem schizo has made me reluctant to share my love of redheads with atoga
>>32622736>I want a woman to flirt with>You get a free dinner>some decent wine>Why is this so complicated?Could you BE any more European?
>>32622767even a mid ginger is better than a 10/10 non/ginger
>>32622771thats fake hair
>>32622753You 100% need dick after? The food isn't enough incentive?
>>32622772dont care didnt ask
>>32622749They're called casual dinners for a reason. I am not dressing up and doing my hair and all that for a casual dinner. Be glad you're getting makeup.
>>32622775another dyed brunettedo you actually like gingers?
>>32622771Midriff just does something to me, even if she’s not uber skinny
>>32622727>Ok, that's just mean. :)It is a teasing gesture of appreciation.
>>32622736How much are you spending on dates? You sound like a simp.>>32622722I agree with this. But I see lots of profiles with girls saying "take me on a date". I think guys are more happy to just hang out at home.
>>32622732>he used to be addicted to porn, but has stopped using it?If he were totally porn-free now, that would be a green-flag and I'd be glad. >Would it matter what kind of porn he was into before he quit?No. I'd just be focussing on the present - that he's no longer using it.
>>32622768Can't post about them here without being accused of being him
>>32622632Actual schizophrenic girl here. It's not very fun.
>>32622709no I want her to be her best most pretty self. it's not a status thing. she's beautiful. like genuinely her face is gorgeous. why cover up the body
>>32622778>I am not dressing up and doing my hair and all that for a casual dinner.This simply will not do. You should be dressing up just to buy bread down the street.
>>32622775>>32622771>>32622751Post Elle Alexandra if you want an elite redhead
>>32622773I would think either you or I expect sex to be honest.
>>32622770I’m American. I behave like a gentleman, I don’t do anything untoward. The woman simply has to sit there, look pretty, be pleasant, and talk to me. I’m paying for the whole thing. I’m really not understanding why this is such an unattractive thing on the woman’s part.
>>32622790Same
My girlfriend, who has consistently denied most of my attempts at sexual activity, is now upset with me for not acknowledging her own attempts and blaming everything on me.Specifically, when she changes into new clothes because the ones she's wearing are dirty, she'll show her breasts and then quickly put on a shirt. I don't really see that as instigating sex; to me, it's just a casual moment in our relationship since we've seen each other naked countless times. However, she says I'm being stupid and that her actions obviously imply something, and it's not "something you'd do with your pals."Am I being, stupid? We're both autistic, so maybe that's the problem.
>>32622799Lol, is that a yes?
>>32622779I cant be bothered to google and save images nowyou understand the concept
>>32622803>I’m paying for the whole thingWould it make you mad if the woman wanted to pay for some or all?
>>32622787I make a good amount of money and I like nice places to eat. The cost of taking a woman out with me is the difference of 3 extra top shelf cocktails, which I would get anyways if I was alone.
>>32622752It's for the after-sex activities. Making morning coffee or an evening drink and bringing it to him in nice lingerie, once the sex has already happened. Or that's what I've heard a bf say.
>>32622806ur gf sounds silly
>>32622751I used to have a thing for Alicia Witt when she was younger. She was gorgeous in "The Sopranos".
>all my ex girlfriends got blue hairfemanons, is this a flex or should i never postNot one of my mates has dated a single girl with blue hair, but I've been with 9 different girls so far. Not even seeking them out, they're just growing on the trees in this locale, so abundant like rainwater. You gonna bully me? Call me a manwhore or somesuch? I'm so avante-garde or whatever.
>>32622815You would drink alone? That's kind of a red flag.
When does Trump give me a girlfriend? Is it like an executive order, day 1 kind of thing, or does it need some congressional approval or something?
>>32622806>Am I being, stupid?Well, is it something you'd do with your pals?
>>32622818the director chick? yeah, she was legit a 10/10
>>32622820Nag, the sex must've been awesome
do women only drink to have sex? I'm enjoying charcuterie and wine by myself for the thrill of it.
>>32622803>The woman simply has to sit there, look pretty, be pleasant, and talk to me. I’m paying for the whole thing. I’m really not understanding why this is such an unattractive thing on the woman’s part.You should try joining the rest of us in the 21st century some time.
>>32622826You need to meet your crystal quota
>>32622787>I think guys are more happy to just hang out at home.Most of the guys I've met off dating apps actively want relationships to have someone they can go out and do stuff with. They're more into "dates" than I am.
>>32622748Heh, no pun intended
>>32622826Trump will never give you *anything*, anon. Trump cares about no one in the world except Trump.
>>32622650The upper part of the thigh is the best bit, and that's left bare to entice you, then as another said black makes you legs look slimmer and longer. It leaves something to the imagination. Then also moids are programmed by slightly older films to think "lingerie = sexo time"
>>32622827No, but I also don't cuddle my pals or call them cute either.
>>32622815Girls get offended if a guy isn't trying to fuck them on the first date in 2025. They are probably just very confused and think that you didn't like them as much. From what I understand, you're just dating them to go to food places or how often do you try to fuck?
>>32622824So? Zero expectations. What difference does it make if I’m not trying to fuck a woman or make her my partner?
>>32622818>Fucken D gurl !
>>32622074So you have sex with people you got no feelings for?
Drinking alone is a red flag? thats the only way i CAN drinkits either be sober alone or drink alone, one of them is moderately more enjoyable
>>32622803>The woman simply has to sit there, look pretty, be pleasant, and talk to me. I’m paying for the whole thing.Anon, this is what you do with escorts, not dates. Why are you trying to make her feel like a prostitute?
>>32622848>So you have sex with people you got no feelings for?If they're hot, sure. Fucking is exhilarating. But oral is intimate, it's quite different.
>men must change for women>women don't need to change for men in return so the two can meet in the middlecan someone explain this logic to me? is this some nonsense about "historical oppression" meaning that double standards are now ok?
>>32622854>Drinking alone is a red flag?Oh yeah.
Women deserve spankings.
>>32622831Oh man, imagine a normal femanon kind of angry girl foidcrab bratty modern woman kind of energy, but you can basically just jackhammer her butt and she becomes very silly and happy for a few days, gonna be honest the woman brain is something else, it's like a reversible t-shirt one side hates everything you are, flip the shirt around the other side hates everything but you. Fickle sort. Not even like BPD energy at all, just bland apathy and disdain for men, followed by some of the loudest orgasms. Blue hair girls are like the tiny dogs of women always yappin about somesuch
>>32622862Evolutionary incentive for women to seek strong men, whereas men's urge is just me fuck pretty femgrug, baby her problem
>>32622864Dang, even sparsely? Like once a month while I watch tv
>>32622864well i dont have to tell everybodywhat they dont know cant hurt them
>>32622854realest post itt
>>32622839Hes already freeing up the housing market by enforcing boarder law
>>32622836And you don't want that because...? It's usually you bitches who complain about guys only being after sex, now it's a problem if they want to date, kek?
>>32622855I don’t treat anyone I go out with like objects. I don’t leer or make seedy advances. I’d like to think I treat the women I go out with, with basic human respect and dignity but apparently I’m the weirdo because I’m not taking them out to Chili’s and trying to get my dick sucked while watching Netflix afterwards.
>>32622820>>32622868never post
>>32622862What double standard? Men used to oppress women. They should stop oppressing women. If they do, we're good. Why in this scenario do women need to do anything different?
>>32622892>They should stop oppressing women.Why?
>>32622862>porn is bad for you sexual health>nofap is bad for your sexual healthhavin' a meltyhavin' a meltyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
>>32622892nta He means that the article says what men should do this and that, but nothing about women.
So it has come to pass that I was the WORST looking person that postedon that /soc/ threadBecause of what I call my genetics, the rather "curious" mix that makes meI was the worst person that posted on the rate /soc/ threadI was the ugliest anon thereHere>>>/soc/33708609
>>32622885>And you don't want that because...?I never said I don't want *any* dates. I'm providing a counter viewpoint to the anon I was replying to. There are plenty of men who enjoy going on dates, having company at dinner, it's not just a woman-specific thing. Women tend to specify "take me on a date" in their dating profiles because loads of low quality men skip that step - getting to know someone over a few public dates.
>>32622883Kek. You're adorable.
>>32622892double standards unless it's for shit like disabled people are always bad>Why in this scenario do women need to do anything different?decent human beings have the ability to compromise
>>32622909who asked
>>32622892The less we oppress women the worse they and everything else gets. Women are inherently destructive to civilization because they cannot be bought or reasoned with
>>32622887>I don’t treat anyone I go out with like objectsThat's *exactly* what you do, anon. You'd be better off with a high-priced sex doll. At least you could dress it up the way you wanted.
>>32622862Women are seen as more sympathetic and competent while also seen as having less agency and reasonabilityIn short people see women as poor innocent babies but also super girl bosses and they see men as evil rapists but also lazy ass bums
>>32622908Sounds like a boomer pastor.Psych is really just church for atheists.>You young folks needa put in work!>Marry them roastoids! Single mothers!>Just because you're a virgin don't mean you can't be the father of someone else's child!
>>32622806>I showed you my tits answer me
>>32622914>decent human beings have the ability to compromiseBeing a victim of oppression is not something it's reasonable to expect someone to compromise on.
I desire answersYou all have to answer me NOW>>>/soc/33708609Why was I the worst person on this /soc/ thread?There's also the taurus thread
>>32622918But men can be bought?
>>32622926>Psych is really just church for atheists.All science is, they make "research" slop and then extrapolate the results to the point it has nothing to do with the results of the original study and then and only then publish it.
>>32622934narcissism and psychopathic auranext selfie you do for face rate, smile big. smiling adds like 2 points attractiveness to every human, unless it's like one of those girls that only look good frowning then they lose like 2 points.
>>32622921I’m not trying to have sex with them though. So why would I want a sex doll?
>>32622909nigga I already gave you advice multiple times>get a haircut>get clothes that fit>stop being a fatass
>>32622921>That's *exactly* what you do, anon.but it's not at all? he specifically said "I don’t leer or make seedy advances."
>>32622944I kind of really would like to eat the women that posted on that thread.Flesh.Oh that last one, I really want to eat her.>>32622950That's not me on the OP. I am mixed Native.
>>32622933exaggeration is not an argument. you've huffed too much out-of-touch college feminist propaganda. and besides, do you really want to go through life being angry all the time? i wonder the same thing about incels too, before you say anything about that
Just got rich (Got rich)Took a broke nigga bitch (Yeah)I can make a broke bitch richBut I don't fuck with broke bitches (Girl, it's you)
Weird how /soc/ is exclusively edgy autists and deeply lost foreigners
That last girl that posted on /soc/ threadI have no desire nor attraction, why? Not like others, not sexually.I was mocked for not being a Chad, I never was treated with love. I am different from humans. I want to rip her apart and eat the guts.
>>32622965That's not really that weird.
Femanons are so mindbroken by current year that the idea of a man wanting their company on a date without any expectation of sex gives them the ick.
>>32622956>>32622968
>>32622974There's an expectation of SOMETHING. Who just asks a girl out on a date no strings attached?
I'm only 5 inches when erectIs that a problem?
State genderIf reincarnation were the actual mechanism of the afterlife, what sort of creature (besides a human being) would you prefer to come back as?
femanon when someone invites you to discord are you weirded out when there's more than the person that invited you or the opposite/
>>32622980No. Not for most things
>>32622979Someone that wants to get to know you?
>>32622980No, not really. It may not be as visually appealing for some but it works.
>Dating women as a man was a lesson in female power, and it made me, of all things, into a momentary misogynist, which, I suppose was the best indicator that my experiment had worked. I saw my own sex from the other side, and I disliked women irrationally for a while because of it. I disliked their superiority, their accusatory smiles, their entitlement to choose or dash me with a fingertip, an execution so lazy, so effortless it made the defeats and even the successes unbearably humiliating. Typical male power feels by comparison like a blunt instrument, its salvos and field strategies laughably remedial next to the damage a woman can do with a single cutting word: no.>Sex is most powerful in the mind, and to men, in the mind, women have a lot of power, not only to arouse, but to give worth, self-worth, meaning, initiation, sustenance, everything.
>>32622989What's your end game there?
>>32622980>I'm only 5 inches when erect>Is that a problem?Perfectly normal, average size. No problem at all.
>>32622984MAn alien, something more advanced than a human.
>>32622993ftm hands wrote this postwelcome to the grind ex-foid, no refunds!
>>32622979>doing thing is an ick>but not doing thing is also an ickwhat the hell
Women, when you hug a guy friend for whatever reason, do you go out of your way to not touch him with your boobs?
>>32623002Yeh, it's almost like women are individuals or something.
Is 3.8 inches a good penis size?
>>32622953The fact that he's not treating her like a sexual object does not mean he's not treating her like an object. He's treating her the way a child treats a doll - he wants to dress her up and make her look pretty while they have an imaginary tea party.
>>32623009Idk, I’m not into dudes. You’re probably fine
>>32623002>caring what women wantjust watch the trainwreck don't participate in it
>>32623007so dating advice for straight men and lesbians doesn't actually exist? because if trends and patterns don't actually exist and every woman on earth is an isolated island, it would not be possible to give general advice on dating them
>>32622994To have a nice evening and spend a few hours with a pleasant person. There’s no goal, no game, no grift. The thing is simply the thing. Why is that weird?
>>32622979When I asked you on a date it's because I'm looking for love, I'm looking to find my wife.
>>32623015nta there's also the feeling that his ego is so fragile that he needs a pretty woman to make him feel competent.
>>32622948>I’m not trying to have sex with them though. So why would I want a sex doll?You could dress her up however you want, and she would always listen to you and never complain. Real women have inconvenient desires and emotions that you clearly have no desire or (probably) ability to handle. Much better to have something that is always compliant and never talks back.
>>32623015what's it like being this bitter and cynical?
I swear to god chickn posts in here.
Is this it? by The Strokes is literally the greatest album I have heard. What about you, /atoga/?
>>32622980Eh. Not great but some women might be fine with it
>>32623009>Is 3.8 inches a good penis size?It's adequate.
>>32621081There is only a specific adaptation of Jervis Tetch that I like, which is the cartoon version from Batman: The Animated Series since I am aware of his character's other versions and their perverseness. BTAS scrapped most of that. But even in BTAS, he's not a good person since he still kidnaps Alice and brainwashes her to be like a doll for him, on top of brainwashing other people to do his bidding.That's why I refer to him by his actual name and not by his villain alter ego, the Mad Hatter, because I don't justify what he became. I just like the person he was before he had ignored bodily autonomy.Jervis is the closest picture of what I want in a man minus the criminality, so that's why I refer to him so much.
Femanons, should I get this real python skin jacket?
Because I am mixed Native American and unattractive women hate meI fucking hate women because I am not attractive. No woman has ever liked me or would like me, so yes, all of them have to die. God I fucking hate women like you have no idea. I want to mangle their flesh, eat their guts.
What's the difference between BPD and Psychopathy?
>>32622999>ftm hands wrote this postTechnically correct.>no refundsShe did go back to being a woman after the experiment was over.
>>32623039He's pretty much a male version of Harley Quinn, right?
>>32623038Not good?
>>32623039Mabel are you Huwhite?
>>32622914>decent human beings have the ability to compromiseAnon, if you always do everything wrong, and I always do everything right, what do you imagine is a useful "compromise" in that scenario? You want me to start doing the wrong thing half the time in order to make you feel better about it? No. All that needs to happen is, you need to start doing the right thing.
>>32623042Just post on wizardchan already.
>>32622937Men can be bought super easily yes. Just give them a family or regular access to land and prostitutes. They’ll do whatever you need. Women are slaves to their emotions and extremely fickle
>>32623045psychopath is anger. BPD is attention.
THEY SHOW YOU THEIR NATURE AND YET SOME DENYWOMEN SHOULDNT HAVE RIGHTSFOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE NOT EVEN ETERNITY OF NEVER HAVING RIGHTS WOULD BE ENOUGHWOMEN HAVE TO BESLAVES, CATTLE, WOMBS NOTHING MOREREMOVE THEM FROM EXISTENCE, AS LONG AS THERES ONEONEHATREDIf a woman can read she is already too educated, feminism and anti men are already there
>>32621989>mfw completely average dickBEING MID-RANGE WINS AGAIN
>>32623055>I always do everything rightme when i have a grossly inflated egoEVERYONE fucks up
>>32623045>What's the difference between BPD and Psychopathy?They have essentially nothing in common. That's like asking what the difference is between an elephant and a strawberry. I wouldn't know where to begin.
>>32623042>I want to mangle their flesh, eat their guts.this is why they hate you lil bro. not because you think you're ugly
>>32623070So when I see the traits of both it's both then?
I am angry that no matter what I couldnt get it right, I wouldnt be able to send enough females to the lord hahahahI wouldnt be happy with one or two, idealism engaged, id only start being happy with a billion or two>>32623072GO TO /SOC/ AGAIN/LGBT/ AGREED WITH MEI WAS THE UGLIEST GUY HERE >>>/soc/33711195WHY? BECAUSE I GOT THE LESS RATES AND THE OTHER 92 REPLIES THREADS MADE IT KNOWN TOO
I'm circumcisedIs that a dealbreaker?
>>32623029>chicknWho?
>>32623081>/LGBT/ AGREED WITH MEnigga why were you posting there in the first place
>>32623082Not a deal breaker, but it's not my preference.
>>32623072Check and read everyone else>>>/soc/33708609To tell me not to hate women is to tell the slaves to merely smile at plantantion ownersHumanity breeds freedom breeds anger breeds indignation breeds hatred at the enemyThis gets it right>>32622993This gets it right. To hate women is to be human.
TFW no Lithuanian-born German gf who speaks fluent English
>>32623026Why would I want to dress her up like a doll? If I take a woman out someplace nice and make myself look good, it’s not unreasonable or unusual to have more or less the same expectation of her. No woman wants to be seen with a slob. That’s the point of the whole thing, anoint ourselves in our finery and get served food and drink while having conversation. Is dating so fucked in 2025 that there is some ulterior and sinister motive to dead simple human interactions?
>>32623081You're not more special than any of the other schizos who have posted here over the years. Even your anger patterns are the same. You'll get bored eventually and learn to cope with being ugly like the rest of 90% of men.
>>32623045>What's the difference between BPD and Psychopathy?Psychopaths regard themselves as superior and don't regard anyone else as even being human - they regard all other people merely as convenient objects and are absolutely lacking in empathy.BPD people regard *themselves* as subhuman. They are unable to regulate their emotions, terrified of being abandoned, and prone to binary thinking.About the only thing they have in common is poor impulse control.
>>32623085an actual high-profile criminal that lurks /soc/
>>32623072Want my real opinion? Women across history always cause issues. They always do. Look at us now, most men will never be enough and women want us dead.To forbid them education, jobs, leaving the home, friendships is keyI believe they should have their tongues removed as early as possibleTheyre just not human, they are animals.
>>32623082>I'm circumcised>Is that a dealbreaker?Yes.
>>32623082It's even better
>>32623064>If a woman can read she is already too educatedbased
>>32623105explain. i need to know this lore
>>32623098>Why would I want to dress her up like a doll?I've no idea, but you clearly do.
>>32622984MAny variety of bird that mates for life
>>32622984MA deadly virus.
>>32623115Pigeon?
>>32623113Expecting the more or less same standard I hold myself to isn’t wanting to dress a woman up like a doll.
>>32622984MTranscendental 4-dimensional being?
>>32623098>Is dating so fucked in 2025 that there is some ulterior and sinister motive to dead simple human interactions?yes, and the woman you're talking to is an active contributor to this sad state of affairs. pic related, it's the thought process of people like her
>>32623112>>>/soc/33561650
Wimin what was the last interaction you had in a videogame where another player knew you were a womin?
Femanons, would you do this to a moid if he had the brass balls to ask you on a date?
>>32623121Acceptable
>>32623129No, wtf? And why did you save that twice?
>>32623129>be anon>have balls of brass>ask foid out>"Oh no! Can't have anyone think I want to fuck her!"
>>32623126Lmao I know of her, she also posts in pkmn rom hack discords.
>>32623135One for my epic meme folder and one for my desktop so I could share it with all of my friends on /atoga/, of course!
Nativeanon hereOk but what makes me unattractive to women?
>>32623126why hasn't this faggot been doxxed and arrested yet
Femanons, any tips to make sure my penis stays in when penetrating? The last few women I was with it kept popping out despite staying hard. I'm not sure if it's because the condoms don't help it stay in place or if the curvature of my penis (it curves left) doesn't help.
>>32623154What position were you in? Is it not just a question of shorter strokes?
>>32623154it's the position.
If i give up on women, will they miss me?
I feel sad when my girlfriend texts other guys.
>>32623160Nope
>>32623136But it kills the allure when everyone knows
thoughts?
>>32623157>>32623158Missionary.
>>32623154NAG but side scissor position with her on her right side. Not only will you be able to go super deep but you’ll rub her g spot with your curve. T. Curved male anon.
>>32623168It might help if she lifts her legs up - hands behind her knees.
I said why am I unattractive to women
>>32623167I don't think the angle shows that he was looking down her cleavage
>>32623176women have no value it's like saying "why don't frogs watch tennis"
>>32623180cope
Women, do you wanna see me do some sick skateboard tricks?
>>32623166The allure of what? Being rejected?
>>32623167CANCELED
>>32623169I'll give this a try next time, thanks fellow banana bro
>>32623167Indian at heart <3
>>32623185The allure of having a secret bonner for her and then now everyone knows and they'll tease you and you'll never ask out another lady for your bonner again.
Did you watch the inauguration? What did you think of seeing the Great Man speak, who is a remarkable male role model to our nation's boys?
>>32623184No, fuck off
>>32623184Do a kickflip
>>32623029Is he the guy who keeps making ominous sounding posts that say stuff like "You will be Raped", or is that someone else?
>>32623194>actually caring about politicsNGMI
>>32623194>Did you watch the inauguration?No.I find Trump and American Conservatism in its entirely utterly disgraceful.
>>32623193>allure of having a secret bonner for herThen don't ask her out.
>>32623135NTA. Are you 100% sure you wouldn't at least do this on social media? Especially if the guy was virgin awkward?
>>32623203Don't lie, Trump makes your genitalia wet. You know he does.
>>32623197woooa, why not stop being a rude dude, and start being a rad dude?>>32623198Easy
>>32623205But if I don't ask her out then how can I have sex with her?
>>32623029Isn't that the chubby domme that posts here?
>>32623212I've had sex with women I haven't "asked out" before, usually in a situation where we were hanging out in a group setting and they suggested stealing off to hook up or have a quickie.
>>32623211Epic, dude!
>>32623206Yes. That's cruel.If he like sperged out and called be a bitch or something if I turned him down THEN I might call him out, but that's not being an awkward virgin, that's being a piece of shit.
>>32623009Nta but dick size isn't important. Lesbians have the most orgasms
>>32623216I have problems with that why am I such a chud. The girl I love one time asked for that but I didn't do it because I was afraid. I have tiny balls, please forgive me. God I hate my life.
>>32623212>have sex with herWtf, anon? That would kill the allure.
>>32623219I mean if he did something like trip over his words?
>>32623225SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA BREAK AN OMELETTE TO MAKE SOME EGGS
I drank kava five hours ago to sedate myself from caring about the inauguration news and it hasn't worn off even after eating a giant juicy hamburger. Usually this stuff wears off after I eat a meal with lots of carbs or fat. What's different this time?
>>32623194i laffed when elon sieged heiled
>>32623230Why would you care to begin with?
Women, what's the first step i should take to asking women out? I want to actually try this year, instead of being sad in my room.
>>32623236i stood up and clapped in a chuddish way
>>32623237Because as an American citizen I am affected by the policies of the nation's leader. And this one is a raging doofus even moreso than others in my lifetime.
>>32623210(NTA) Atacama Desert, bud.
>>32623219>If he like sperged out and called be a bitch or something if I turned him down THEN I might call him out, but that's not being an awkward virgin, that's being a piece of shit.NTA. What if he sperged out and started sending you random durnken texts explaining to you how wonderful you are?... Asking for a friend.
>>32623242>Because as an American citizen I am affected by the policies of the nation's leader.I'm an American citizen and I don't feel affected by it. Ever.
It feels like my girlfriend wants to be liked by everyone and it's starting to make me uncomfortable. Seems like she has more fun talking to/interacting with everyone else but me .
>>32623250She is human and she needs to be loved just like everybody else does.
Women, would you let your bf spank you if he wanted to?
>>32623253yes
>>32623246Is that where the nazca lines are?
>>32622203Women, could you please slap some sense into this member of the sisterhood?
>>32623019Sort of. There are some general good practices, but a lot of good dating advice is about how to easily and quickly figure out what's going to work with the individual woman you happen to be talking to.
Man I wanna apologize I only hate women that much when I get angryI obviously would like a woman to like me
>>32623260Pretty sure that is a male troll
>>32623251I assume I'm the weird one. It feels bad though. Like she's mean to me as a "joke" and doesn't want to listen to me. Other people say shit and she's like "oohhh ahhh" just to get their validation. It's like because we're in a relationship she gave up on trying to respect me because she already "won". I didn't realize it until I actually saw her interact with other people.
>>32623263They never will, though. None of us will ever experience that.
>>32623194I'm still not sure why Curtis Yarvin is upset when he's basically getting what he wants but doesn't think Elon, Zuck and Trump won't have the balls to rip up the constitution to "fix" the country. Also just think it's crazy that Jeff Bezos has become a Trump ally after the entire WaPo drama
>>32623270>Also just think it's crazy that Jeff Bezos has become a Trump ally after the entire WaPo dramaThey are allies in Class Warfare on the side of the privileged
Women, is it true what they say about... you know
I obviously dont mean the more violent thought against women when I am not angry but I am still mad sometimes
>>32623265NTA but there are subreddits with chicks like that.
>>32623274That Asian women have sideways vaginas? They do not.
>>32623274Male here.Yes.
>>32623234
>>32623279They're all fucking trolls. This entire board is rampant with troll posts.
>>32623256>Is that where the nazca lines are?(NTA) They're in the Nazca Desert. The point about the Atacama, I imagine, is that it's possibly the driest place on Earth.
>>32623239any /adv/ice...?
>>32623274Yes. You know what they say about small boys.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fg2toNI2Y0
>>32623284>tries to show allegiance as theatrically as possible>best he can come up with in the heat of the moment is a Roman salutebased retard
>>32623242Dude, your sheriff, mayor, city councilman, school board director, etc all have a bigger impact on your day to day life. The president is not a god emperor or some king who can do whatever he wants.
>>32623260Those are some of the moidiest moid hands that ever moided.
>>32623251Does she also happen to be the sun and the air of a shyness that is criminally vulgar?
A troll on another forum claimed he'd doxed my IP address and home address based on a youtube video I posted to taunt him. Can people actually do this or was this shit just bait from an internet creepster? And even if he did have that info, what would he actually be able to do? Swat me based on a false criminal report? Sign me up to mailing lists for shit I don't care about?
>>32623299Yes.
>>32623296He's obsessed with politics as a talking point, ain't no hope talking sense to him.
>>32623305You shut your mouth
>>32623293>based retardHe actually is retarded in the clinical sense, he opened up on SNL about having an autistic disorder
>>32623303Lol Anon, I doubt the elite hacker known as 4chan is going to knock at your door anytime soon. That guy is just an aggressive cunt trying to scare you.
>>32623310That's why he can get away with anything. It's a 4D chess move.
Women, are you attractive?
>>32623313I wasn't allowed to get away with telling sex jokes at work based on being autistic. I still had to sign a form admitting to being a sex creep and that I acknowledged being red-flagged as a future rapist so that the employer had it on record in case they needed to build a future case to shitcan me.
>>32623303Unless he somehow had access to YouTube's servers he doesn't have your IP address, and even if he did have your IP address he wouldn't be able to find your address based on that alone unless he also had access to your ISP's DHCP servers.
reminder that "fear of harm" is also a disorder and not to take white collars seriously if they aren't working in engineering.
Men.How much does it matter that I'm not my partner's ideal type? Will he never be fully satisfied? How obsessed are men with the perfect girl?This has happened twice and even if they never press it and shower me in love, just knowing made me feel the last relationship out of terror. But am I wrong?
>>32623325I don't have any single ideal type. I have something like a thousand ideal types.
>>32623325It’s normal, men can never get perfection they’re perfectly able to love you so long as there’s no irreconcilable problem
>>32623318The guy was posting some fascist propaganda bullshit and I responded by taunting him with youtube videos that had messages implying he was a closet homosexual. He then claimed to have doxxed me based on it, but I had to take a moment to collect myself and realize that I hadn't done anything criminal so this guy had nothing to go on. It was also very fucking unlikely that even if he did have my address that he'd do anything beyond maybe prank ordering shit to my house that I didn't ask for.
>>32623325depends on how glaring the mismatch is. I feel like modern normie people just fuck and don't get to know the person. If my gf had weird nose or something I knew that months in advance due to being friends.
>>32622984Ma big bird
>>32623329>The guy was posting some fascist propaganda bullshitActual fascist propaganda, or does he just believe in 2 genders?
>>32623325>How much does it matter that I'm not my partner's ideal type?It is almost insignificant.>How obsessed are men with the perfect girl?The perfect girl is you. Regardless of any delusions of type he might have entertained before, or might even still think when it comes to anyone other girl.>But am I wrong?Yes.
>>32622984>what sort of creature (besides a human being) would you prefer to come back as?Cat (domestic), specifically either an Oriental Shorthair or a Maine Coon
>>32622984A Grey. I want to probe femanon's anus.
>>32623342As in he was actually claiming to be a member of fascist/nazi organizations and threatening to beat people up on behalf of such organizations in vigilante/street violence antics
>>32623239Make friends
>>32623284bellamy broswe are SO back
>>32623347You can just report him for inciting violence then
>>32623325>How much does it matter that I'm not my partner's ideal type?Few people have very strong preferences when it comes to a certain "type". For most men a type is more of a collection of things that are nice to have rather than a must and taste is typically fairly varied; men have evolved to be very flexible on that end. Also, you need to consider that both men and women don't just select for looks but also for personality traits, social status, etc. - looks are just one part of the equation.
>>32623329The intelligent response would have been to ignore him, so I guess it makes sense that you thought he could track you down based on you sending him a link to a YT video.
>>32623325Depends what you mean by "not his type". If you just mean in terms of physical traits, as long as you're still attractive to him, it doesn't really matter. If you guys have incompatible goals or lifestyles though, that's probably not going to work.
>>32623048That's quite an interesting thought. Fundamentally, they're both villains, but they have different motivations. Jervis is never after revenge in the show. Harleen in complicit in the Joker's violent crimes with explosives, murder attempts and such, but Jervis is more subtle in his villainy, preferring others to do things for him with the use of his mind control devices.There's a good evaluation of his character on YouTube if you want to talk about it more.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl3PKnBVZKA>>32623053I don't understand what this means.
>>32623350I have friends. More female than male friends, actually.
>>32623303>A troll on another forum claimed he'd doxed my IP address and home address based on a youtube video I posted to taunt him. Very unlikely. Only youtube has access to that information and an IP address alone gives you - at best - the general vicinity of where you live, but not your home address. I would not worry about such claims, not to mention that people generally have better things to do than beat up internet trolls.In general, you should be bit more cautious when trolling people - if such claims worry you - since you might make actual mistakes that could lead to someone doxing you.
I farted lol I'm so lonely. I want a boy with me
>>32623366>I don't understand what this means.NTA but I think he was suggesting that you should familiarise yourself with the work of Jared Taylor.
>>32623391Too bad
>>32623325Most men have to settle for their gfs, with the exceptions of model-looking guys, rich guys and celebrities.
*sniff*Did someone just fart in the thread?
>>32623393Bitch
>>32623391Is farting how kids these days court each other?
What are some green flag hobbies/activities that are the best to make friends at? Run club is not feasible during the winter and I don't think I'd like to do board games.
>>32623398I will court your mum. And you will be forced to watch while I bone your mum between her legs.
>>32623391i kinda feel bad for youill be there is spiritmy astral form standing over you
>>32623401>What are some green flag hobbies/activities that are the best to make friends at?Protesting in favor of civil rights and against war crimes or police violence
>>32623409anyone who has ever protested is honestly a deal breaker for me
>>32623401You should pick something you actually like. You'll need to do it for at least 1-2 years before making friends.
>>32623404Eww. Not you, creep
>>32623397Cunt
Women how would you feel if your bf went to use the toilet after you shat, and he could smell it?
>>32623421has happened, that's just life. He inflicted that terrorism on me before
>>32623391Hi
Women i did 2 sets of 10 push ups yesterday and my chest and arms are killing me. Thoughts?
>>32623396No>>32623398I wish. I'd have so many boyfriends>>32623404Thank you>>32623418Fuck you chode >>32623424Hi
>>32623430relatable
>>32623433I wouldn't fuck you if my life depended on it, whore
>>32623392>Oh, sorry I don't usually pick up on implicit meanings in text let me search it up first and->white supremacistOkay never mind!
Women on a scale of 1 to 10, how yellow is your pee usually?
>>326234398-10, semi brown yellow
>Muscular women are hot>But when their boobs turn to pecs, that too farWomen can you work out the rest of your body, but keep the boobs?
>>32623441Women I am once again begging you, DRINK WATER
>>32623391Get a gf instead
>>32623421NAG. This is why I was taught to always keep a box of matches in the bathroom.
>>326234392~3
>>32623409Dunno about protesting, but I should probably get involved with some volunteering in general. >>32623414I mean I wouldn't do something that I don't want to do, I just was looking for new things to do compared to what I'm doing now. Or is the only place for men in their 30's to make friends at the gym?
>>32623436I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire
>>32623459I wouldn't even look at you if we were the last two human beings in the universe
>>32623325They won't admit it but they will always resent you for not being their ideal type
>>32623463I would look at you
>>32623465Gross, don't
>>32623452based
>>32623467I would borrow your stuff without asking too and I would talk to you
can i have a "type" if ive never had a relationship
>>32623297I hope you're right
Women, i'm scared
>>32623441Girl, drink something! Even soda is better than nothing when you're THAT dehydrated.
>>32623474Why would you do thisDo I have to warn you off with a stick?
>>32623486Is it the inauguration?
>>32623498Why would that be scary?
Women, if i can get your pet to like me, im going to marry you okay? deal?
>>32623503You might be an onionsboy
>>32623480Yeah. Eg; white guys into Asian women
>>32623498No sorry, im not american. Im scared about other stuff
>>32623391I would die of shame if I farted while there was a boy with me
>>32623452Hot, drinkable>>32623441Biohazzard but still okay for omorashi
>>32623510Even if he did it first?
>>32623517Okay, in this case no
Women,if you were one of the two people left on Earth and the other person was an Indian man, would you restore the human race with him?
One of my worst fears is fucking a woman doggy style and then she farts. I’m not a brapfag but what if that turns me into one? Kinda like how when playing starfox as kids and seeing Krystal the Fox turned them into furries
>>32623533>One of my worst fears is fucking a woman doggy style and then she farts.Oh sweet summer child.
>>32623496NoYou'll never get rid of me
>>32623533could be worse, she could nasty liquid shit on your dickthats more of a WORST nightmare
>>32623547StahpThis is harassment
>>32623548New fear unlocked
women oozing some new vile repulsive thing everytime i lurk this place
Am i the only one not scared of gross things coming out of women? Like if i had a gf and she threw up on me, that would not affect my view of her at all
>>32623555Just wait until you find out what a fistula is
Do women get smegma?
>>32623543Explain. Now.
>>32623325It really isn't that big of a deal, ideal type is basically what you fantasize about before getting a gf but that gets replaced by you afterward
>>32623557Nah, I like bulimic women too. It’s just that scat is too far. I’m fine with period blood and most other things.
>>32623564NTAWomen farting during PIV is pretty common. Also sex in general has a smell that isn't always considered pleasant.
>>32623559y'all nasty younger me was right to fear cooties
Women, you're alright :)
>>32623568is period blood supposed to be chunky? why is it look like that. also skidmarks lol
>>32623569How common is it. >Sex has a smellThat’s fine, I’m just concerned about hitting it from the back and then the fart bouncing off of my abs and into my face
uhhhh to the men and women of America, wtf is going on over there in your country???
>>32623581Good things
>>32623581The next 4 years are gonna be so funny
>>32623581america has been a joke for a long time
>>32623578A lot of women will try to avoid it at least in the beginning, but once you've had sex with her a few times it'll start happening. Maybe not every time, but not uncommon either.
>>32622862I have always prioritized real life relationships over porn. Unfortunately I can't date alone and every woman I've ever asked out has rejected me, and I can't even get a match on dating apps
>>32623564This anon >>32623548 already did.Except the story I heard when I was a young man, from a female friend who was trying to gross me out, was even worse than that.
>>32623581Wait what, did he really do that? Lmao>>32623577NAG and NTA but it’s uterine lining so I’m not surprised if it is.
>>32623581German media are gonna lose their minds over this, lol
Can we stop the gender wars please?
>>32623595No
>>32623595the gender war is a civil war, since we are all brothers and sisters
Everytime you guys talk about how grossed out you are by basic, common little things happening during sex, I'm deeply ashamed of my urinary stress incontinence during sex. It's depressing.
>>32623521absolutely not
>>32623592>>32623594>a straight up roman salute by the richest man in america to Trumpuhhhh quick get me out of this timeline
>>32623581Sadly this was just a spaz out likely inspired by the Roman Salute due to Romaboo niggertry and not based National Socialism. The ADL themselves confirmed.
>>32623602Piss isn't that bad. It would be annoying to have to change the sheets but otherwise it's not a big deal.
>>32623602are you talking about a guy banging around down there and it makes you pee? that's hot
>>32623595The monkeys paw has curled.We will talk about politics now.
>>32623595I fear it's not possible. /atoga/ is neutral territory.
>>32623612Yet we have people here worried about farts and normal period stuff.
>>32623608>The ADL themselves confirmed.Sauce?
>>32623613I don't understand men.
Elon "Infinity Indians" Musk is not a Nazi.
>>32623607>>32623608Funniest timeline
State genderRate the following bodily fluids from "EW GROSS to Neutral to I would eat that and chug it down my throat so fucking bad.">Piss>Shit>Cum>Squirt>Spit>Titty milk>Period blood>Regular blood for all humans.
>>32623595>Can we stop the gender wars please?No, the pedophilic corporate elite needs its distractions.
>>32623557Same, I mean I would be affected by being vomited on in the moment of course but I'd still love her. I think an embarassing moment like that could bring us closer, even
>>32623618Period blood and farts/shit are very different from piss, though.
>>32623620>>32623624Here>>32623623This
>>32623620Imagine, if you will, the fear such a gesture could cause. They absolute cannot let the Nazi salute be normalized. Therefore, it WASN'T a Nazi salute in the first place. Now everyone can just pretend this never happened. 5D checkers response.
>>32623569Both of these are kinda hot
>>32623602That doesn't sound like a big deal? I'd just put an extra towel down. Urine is sterile anyway
Women if i'm your bf, can i play with one of your blood clots? like slime
>>32623629Interesting, ty anon.
>>32623625MaleWorst>Shit>Period blood>Cum>Regular blood for all humans>Piss>Squirt>Spit>Titty milkBestThe only ones I would actually let in my mouth are milk and spit
>>32623602>>32623618Find someone with a stronger stomach, who loves you. Or a fetishist, I guess.
>>32623628During sex, maybe. But not overall.>>32623633You guys underplay how embarrassing it is. It's infantilizing and makes me feel like I can't control my own body.
MNot a fan of regular, ass farts. But I do like pussy farts during sex.State gender. Do you agree?
>>32623621I can explain. And I might do that. Someday, if you want to know, and you find me.
>>32623640>But not overallNot true. I'd much rather clean up piss than shit, even outside of sex.
>>32623642MYeah man love queefs.
>>32623625
>>32623644Yeh the shit part specifically is outside of what I said, though.
>>32623640Pardon me for being a medical-let, but by stress do we mean anxiety, or physical stress from us thrusting?
State genderWould you be opposed to a "grey sweatpants" uniform?
>>32623629>>32623631I havent got an anime image with enough interrogation remarks to properly convey my confusion.
>>32623625FAll is gross except coom
>>32623640>and makes me feel like I can't control my own body.this is getting increasingly boner-inducing
>>32623649How can a girl be that thick?
>>32623625MaleAssuming all of this is my gf's>PissKinda hot due to the taboo, don't want to drink it but fine with being pissed on>ShitNeutral>CumThis is different from squirt right? There's like two kinds? I'd lick it up while going down on a girl>SquirtSame as above>SpitWant a gf to spit in my mouth>Titty milkMixed feelings, on one hand I thought it only spawns during pregnancy so I don't like it since I don't want kids, but aside from that I kinda wanna try it>Period bloodNeutral>Regular blood for all humans.Neutral, concerned for safety if my gf's but not squeamish about it, would lick it if she wanted me to
>>32623648Mostly physical stress. But that also includes being surprised/tickled/whatever.
>>32623649Mi hate stretchy clothing male or femaleclothes should have zero stretch, save for the underpants
>>32623640>It's infantilizingThe incontinence? Or the fact that guys don't think it's the worst thing ever?
>>32623651>titty milk is grossAs a moid I strongly disagree.
>>32623551NoWe'll be together forever. Then you'll see
>>32623652Now you're mocking me.
>>32623654that camera and her hair is hiding her pudgy butterface genetics.
>>32623657Has guys being too big/going too fast been an issue?
>>32623654idk it's like someone grabbed a character creation slider and just rammed it towards maximum thicc
>>32623660Both, I guess? Men not taking my feelings seriously makes me feel like I'm being coddled.
>>32623629>>32623631Who tf is ADL and why should I believe them LMAOOOO His PR team is scrambling to do damage control
>>32623667Never had to deal with size specifically, but being fucked/fingered too roughly can do it.
>>32623649Maybe if I had a better body I’d like it. Right now I’d like a bit of give in my clothes
>>32623665NTA but no hes not, its kinda hot
>>32623640>It's infantilizing and makes me feel like I can't control my own body.They would probably feel they're just that good at sex that you can't help it.
>>32623625M>PissNeutral>ShitEw gross>CumMine, neutral. Others', ew gross>SquirtWould chug>Titty milkWould chug>Period blood Neutral>Regular blood for all humansNeutral
>>32623675Does it feel good when they're being rough, or does it hurt?
>>32623672>Who tf is ADL
>>32623602I don't think I'd have a problem with this but I'd probably want to find ways to mitigate it for your own sake because you sound ashamed of itIf anything though you'd probably just cause me to develop a piss fetish
>>32623671They just want to make you feel better about yourself. We're all human and we understand that human bodies have weird shit going on. Some are just more tolerant of the weird than others.
>>32623625M>pisswould chug>shit nope>cummine? ok. vaginal ? chug>squirt?idk i guess thats vaggy lube>titty milkchug>period bloodits okay>regular bloodchug
>>32623672the ADL (Anti-Defamation League) is essentially the headquarters of jewish-powered counter-antisemitism efforts.The ADL appearing "reasonable" about anything that can be construed as even slightly anti-Semitic is wild.
Women, what are your opinions on pre-cum?
>>32623672Anti-defamation league. They were founded to protect jews
>>32623684Of course it feels good, or else I wouldn't let it happen.
>>32623696I absolutely hate cum, but pre is fine.
>>32623698I'm not seeing the issue then? Fucking a woman so hard and so well her body shuts down? I could get into that.
>>32623697>They were founded to protect jewsa pedo rapist murdering jew in particular
>>32623704Hi, JH. What's the mood like on campus following the inauguration?
>>32623704is it much different? I've tasted mine and they both taste pretty similar
>>32623708Leo Frank. Yeah, I'm not sure what I believe since I haven't done a deep dive on it.
>>32623625M.I don't want to even touch any of those things except for titty milk, which I would consume gallons of if I could. I'm disgusted by everything else except for urine and spit. I can tolerate pee from a gf but not willingly, where as spit in the form of kissing or her droolling on me in her sleep would technically be in the "willing" category but not to the level that I seek it out.
>>32623711>I've tasted mine and they both taste pretty similarGay
>>32623695>The ADL appearing "reasonable" about anything that can be construed as even slightly anti-Semitic is wild.I guess moving the embassy paid off.
>>32623564It’s only smellz
>>32623711Consistency is def way different.
State gender.Which is worse, incest, or age gaps?>>32620464
>>32623568This is why I prefer tampons so it all just schlorps out only when I want and not just into my underwear/pad until I can go to the bathroom to change it.
Women, a PSA. If you do that “one thing” he really likes too much that will be the only way he can orgasm.
>>32623732Not true if your dick works properly
>>32623729Why not both? I got molested by my aunt when I was young and never thought it was a big deal. So I got fondled in the bathtub a few times, who cares? I still love her and have a good relationship with her.
Women would you date a quiet guy?
>drinking puke flavored beer in order to get drunk and pass outWhy do I do this to myself?
>>32623741Hahahano
>>32623743Why not drink normal, non-puke-flavored beer instead?
>>32623741If you're not a rich, outgoing male model women aren't interested.
>>32623743Drink 10% ciders instead or just drink liquor.
>>32623747Oddly enough, this stuff doesn't smell enough to upset the easily upsettable people I have here at home. It only smells when you suck it down.>>32623754>10% cidersGot any suggestions?>liquorNo fucking way. Liquor fucks me up in dangerous ways. I avoid it unless I have a damn good reason not to.
>>32623741Ewwwwww>>32623743You're an addict.
MHow do I know I'm ready to date again?
>>32623738Sorry about that, anon.
I'm a fully grown man working on a second Master's degree and applying to PhD programmes. Is this because I am clinically mentally retarded?
>>32623764How do you have time for this?
>>32623764Yes
>>32623764What's the point of two masters? Why not just go straight to a PhD program?
>>32623760>You're an addictWow, what a fresh and wise take. I certainly haven't heard that one 10 thousand times before.
>>32623764must be nice to be able to delay working a real job forever
>>32623762How did you know you weren't ready to date yet?
>>32623764You've got to get a job at some point, friend. You can't keep putting it off forever.
>>32623771Doesn't make me incorrect. Next time don't ask if you're too fragile for an honest answer.
Women, why do you ignore me?
>>32623776I have a job. I am only a student part time.
>>32623777>lucky 7's telling me that I'm fragileHow about you give me something insightful to work with rather than a basic bitch assessment of a complex situation?
>>32623772You do realise I have been working for the past ten years since my first Master's degree?
>>32623783guaranteed it's not a real job or you would have said what you were doing
>start making out with my gf>she's moaning as I bite her neck and rub her pussy>she whispers "can I tell you something? I don't want this">smiles and lays her head on my chestThen why was she moaning???
Can i shove zyns up a femanons ass?
>>32623791>THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
>>32623791Well idk man. Maybe ask your gf? Is she still laying her head on your chest while you post this? You can ask her now.
>>32623795Everyone always asks "Who was phone?", but they never ask, "How was phone?".
>>32623797Ofc not, I left her apartment like an hour ago. How do I even ask something like that though? Seems like a loaded question >>32623795What's your problem
>>32623803You must lurk for 18 years before posting
Average moid poster
>>32623811Jesus, what a loser
>>32623811>5'4">intimacy without commitmentdoubt hes pulling that off
>>32623811I will commit but foids will always find excusesThe way i sneeze will ick you and my vibes will be wrong
>>32623811>Average moid poster>Feminism
Was the younger kid in jurassic world supposed to be autistic? If so it seems poorly acted he just seemed like a normal kid who liked counting
>>32623808nigger I know what "I love you sweaty" means, my gf and I literally quote that shit
>>32623811top fucking kekIs he at least cute?
>>32623822He is so obviously brown
>>32623812>>32623814>>32623816He has a kid
>>32623811>intimacy, without commitmentSounds like my ex foid, the only thing she cared about was sex
>>32623827>single fatherworthless trash
>>32623823That doesn't quite answer my question.
>>32623779Nani?>>32623741Sure, if he's nice and considerate of my feelings.>>32623732I can understand. Variety is the spice of life. Overusing one position can certainly take all of the passion out of sexy time. That's why they call it spicing it up silly.>>32623729>IncestBad, don't do that.>Age GapsIf it's bigger than 5 years, I would wonder if they're a good match for you. Even 3 years is pushing it.
>>32623729M3rd cousin is fineas long as both are over 20 is fine
>>32623829You have no kid. Who has less worth
>>32623836why isnt he with the mother of his child? probably because he is worthless trash, or chooses to be with worthless trash.
>>32623811You don't like male feminists?
>>32623828Many such cases!
You must share a very long cab ride with a person your age of the opposite gender.Which race do you want them to be? Which race do you want them to be the least?State gender.
>>32623605Based
>>32623828She sounds like she was pretty committed to sex.
[race question]Boring.
>>32623849MLatinxIndian
>>32623849MThis is an odd question. I'd probably love to have an asian tomboy to ride with.
>>32623841Not even women like male feminists.
women how do I keep my skin from drying out during this really cold winter
>>32623811
>>32623849I dont carePeople i dont know have less dialogue than oblivion npcs
>>32621975A boyfriend
>>32621979If you don't squeak or moan or anything, yeah. That's not fun.
>>32623875Sorry for your loss.
>>32621979No. They're better than piv sex honestly
>>32623877Guess I gotta start sounding like Mickey Mouse when I get dome
>>32623849Mi want white cuz they ignore me, nice and peaceful, us looking out our respective windows the whole timeid dislike black because they try to flirt with me
>>32621979It depends on your mindset. If you have a boyfriend who loves and cares for you, and you wanna show him all of that love in many ways back, including a single act of swallowing his genitals in your mouth for 5-15 minutes so he can release your fluids in his mouth, all while refraining from accidentally touching your teeth on the member, then no, they're far from a chore and are a wonderful way to show intimacy and love, all with a grand reward/finale at the end. But if you dread doing it, sure, it could be a chore. I have a lot of love to give, so I don't have time to be crabby and reject giving someone I love a blowjob.>>32621986What's there to like?>>32621997Missing out.
>Women will really just film themselves crying with barely audible monologue rather than just take the 5 minutes to calm down for the viewer experience. This is all just for attention huh?
>>32623875Have you met up yet?
>>32623896Yes. If you don't give me attention here I will post my tits on soc
>>32623849MMost BlatinxLeast Ashkenazi
>>32623899most honest woman generated post to grace atoga
>>32623686AoC is the queen of tweets>>32623695>>32623697Seems he paid them well
>>32623898Nope
>>32623903I don't think he paid them literally. But he was a major Zionist in his first term, which likely gained him much sympathy.
you cannot call someone youve never met a bf/gfits just infantile
>>32623905That sucks. How long have you been together?
>>32623910Why is it infantile? Tf?
>>32623912only a dumb kid would think someone met here and talk on discord is your boyfriend/girlfriend
Is the female fantasy really just to take some ultra masculine man and turn him into a puppy dog?
>>32623911Since november.
>>32623909>his first termMuskie Moo????
>sitting inside bedroom with the window cracked>60f outside>wireless thermometer says 68f inside room>nothing out of the ordinary>fire alarm goes off again for the second time>before my window wasn't open and I was asleep, this time my window IS room is a moderate temperature>goes off anyway>parent comes downstairs and says "anon, stop doing this" implying im doiong something nefarious in my room and setting it off.absolutely dimwitted, unfortunately. This is like a curb your enthusiasm episode, I obviously didn't do anything - the fire alarm just -went- off. I don't know why - the window is open. How dare you accuse me as if I'm causing this, I have no idea why its going off.
>>32623917Go away poojeet entj.
>>32623921I fear that women will become bored of a man once she's "civilized" him
I fear this is my type
>>32623921>mostly Republicans play CODBased on voice chat, it's mostly blacks, foreigners, and squeakers
>>32623936so basically a normie ass poser bitch?
>>32623936Would be hot without the nosering
>>32623936>wears a skirt and thigh high socks religiously>*picture of girl not wearing thigh high socksoff to a bad start.
>>32623869Is that vaush?
>>32623924has anyone else ever been in a situation like this? I'm clearly NOT doing it, I'm on my computer and last time I was asleep. I don't know why its happening.
Is it normal for girls to have "enemies" who annoy them and they fixate on and seethe about all the time or is my gf just a schizo? Should I entertain her ramblings about how "Becky definitely intentionally ate her strawberries out of the work fridge because she secretly hates..." her or would it be helpful for me to remind her that these people don't matter any more than the fart I just blew out of my ass?
Should i wear sun glasses inside then if a girl asks why i say>because you brighten my day
>>32623950People at work are probably starving themselve on purpose to afford working at the job.
My gf found out I browsed 4chan today
>>32623968What did she say
>>32623968What did she think?
>>32623921https://youtu.be/_w5x04l9S-oSorta, it's more about civilizing dangerous males
>>32623968I met my situationship on 4chan and every time we go out and meet her friends she tells all of them we met on 4chan.I don't usually tell people I go on 4chan, she only uses soc.
>>32623971>>32623970>"Are you browsing 4chan?">Uh yeah, I was>"Okay">Does that creep you out? I only browse /tv/ and a few niche generals>"No, I just think 4chan is dumb"And then she immediately changed the topic. >>32623974The other day she saw my bookmark for the /soc/ archive and was like "what is 'sock'?"
>>32623980tv is the funniest board. show her a funny thread maybe she'll get it then.
>puyofag has a gfWhy do women have such shit taste in men, my god
>>32623980Well she's not wrong.
>every time someone has the slightest amount of recognisability, some asshole comments about how gay or stupid or shit he iscan you cut it out? what is your problem seriously
>>32623968My friends found out the other day. They think it’s odd
>>32623989Imagine defending attention whores, holy shit
>>32621955Should I shave or just trim my pubic and genital hair?Both gender, what do you prefer your partner to do about their pubic and genital hair?
>>32623995women should have no hair lower than the eyelashesmen should have hair covering every inch of their body save for palms and soles
>>32623998Very interesting.But stupid.
attention all cuteposting anonsi love you and i hope you're having a good inauguration day :]
Women, do you ever think about how big your butts are compared to ours?
>>32624004I’ve had women say they’re jealous of my butt. Idk how I feel about it
Women what do you like talking about with men
>>32623984>tv is the funniest board>t. Down with the clown
>>32623993NTA, but if they're funny/hot who cares?
>>32623998I'm annoyed with my ass hair, I have to wipe like twice as much.
>>32624001I wasn't cuteposting but I love you too best friend
>>32623884I would like your problems please
>>32624010none of them are either of those things, least of all an eternally online dipshit like puyofag
As a guy with a decent butt (it used to be bigger) I wish a woman would grope it like I do their when french kissing.
>>32624014problem is that i hate black people
>>32624017Women grab butts with a lot more digging in my experience. They try to get more crack. I typically only grab the outer parts of a butt when I do
>>32624025I grab the same way you do. I guess I just want me lusted after. Fuck, I hate my shitty stupid chudcel life.
How do straight feminists like fucking
>>32624035They like rough sex
>>32624012That’s true but I’d rather not bother shaving anything but my face when there’s no point to it and I don’t really have to regardless.
>>32624035retarded question not expecting a real answer aside; feminism is not hating men like your internet father figure told you it is.
Ah! I heard a good joke today>A man and a tiger walk into a bar>the man starts drinking and let's the tiger sip his beer as well>Eventually the tiger passes out and the man drunkenly stumbles towards the exit>The bartender calls out "HEY YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE THAT LYING AROUND HERE">to which the drunk man responds "it's not a lion, it's a tiger"
I want an attractive woman to lead me to ruin.
>>32624039>feminism is not hating men like your internet father figure told you it isthat's exactly what a feminist trying to cover her ass would say
>>32624043That isn't a good joke.It reads like a book of jokes from 1951.
>>32624048Well it was funny to me...
I saw so many beautiful tall women in their mid 20s today at the grocery store with my mom.I feel like such a loser and yet all I want is the courage to ask them on a date.
Women if your bf told his friends that your "head game was weak" how would you feel
>>32624050this nigga shops with his mom LMAO
>>32624025Girls are so gross
>>32624043
>>32624039Tell me women are smarter then peg mePls
>>32624054Yeah I know, I don't need to I could go by myself but I like the company and when I feel like a child looking at the gorgeous women wishing they would see me as a dating prospect when there is 0 chance in hell that they do.
>>32624051Pissed, why the fuck is he telling them instead of teaching me how to do it better
I am legitimately dumber than my gf and it makes me feel bad sometimes. I think she finds my retardation cute though
>>32624060nigga maybe if you didn't drag your mom with you to go shopping you could at least put and say excuse me or something when you pass by a hottiealso I fucking HATE shopping with anyone else, I just want to get in and get out of the grocery store
>>32624017>>32624025>>32624032I had a girlfriend once who told me I had a nice ass. I had no idea how to take that at the time, but now I feel pretty proud of it.
>>32624069I like my butt and so do a lot of girls I meet. Deadlifts and wrestling have paid off
>>32624069>told my gf about my high school sponsor who was a hot 30 yo who would touch my hair and hold my cheek when I was 13 and when I was 18 took me into her hotel room alone for 45 minutes but I was too retarded to do anything sexual >she tells me I was groomed Is she being retarded or is this actually true? I was stuck on the woman for years and subconsciously only sought out women who reminded me of her
Whoops didn't mean to reply, my b
Women thoughts on men
Should I be insecure about those scraggly hairs around the nape of my neck? I feel insecure about them but I feel it would be weird to shave them
>>32623921>>32623972Women are like Exotic pet owners, and men are like ferocious pet tigers that she can keep in her house.The rule is that overtime, women tame men they marry/in relationships with. There comes a point where a man becomes comfortable, as a tiger can become docile after being domesticated enough living in a luxurious house and being treated like a housecat. The story goes women turn those tigers into rugs, and buy another tiger to repeat the same cycle again, and again, and again, over and over and over, utilizing men for their ability to be dangerous to stroke their own egos by proving they can tame super ferocious beasts.In short, Women are never happy with anything they have, and make for terrible partners in marriage due to society catering to their egos and making men pay for everything women want. Stay Wild Gents, the jungle(singlehood) is your real home.
>>32624082gooning to this rn
>>32624077Sounds like grooming
>>32624013there was a one that was cuteposting a couple nights ago, i was mostly just saying hi to them in case they were browsing the thread!! but we can be best friends too :DD
>>32624082Everyone has those sweetheart. Besides you can't even see em if your hair is down.
>>32624050I think I did see a twinklette at trader joes today in the produce. But I was too busy thinking of low carb snack ideas to oogle him.
https://youtu.be/kj_XVdiP9dYThe fuck with the cats?
>>32624090I know but it keeps me from wearing my hair up because it makes me look so hairy
>>32624082no theyre cute
>>32624082Nobody cares that much and if you shave them they are worse for the rest of your hair.
>>32624082Id cum on you
>>32624082>>she feels insecure about her downyour down is just fine, you fuckin dummy
>>32624074I bet. I've heard doing squats can help. I'm not the gym-going type, so I guess it's hereditary? >>32624077Hmmm, well if nothing sexual happened, then it probably wasn't intended to be grooming, maybe she was just more friendly than most? Though the touching could indicate such things. I wouldn't lose sleep over it, since she didn't actually make that full advance on me. Girls touch my hair, but they weren't exactly taking me to bed, lol.
>>32624094I've never cared when I saw em on a girl cause I knew hair just does that and I assume everyone else thinks the same, you're fine princess.
>>32624082when she has these hairs YOU KNOW her bush is magnifique
>>32624082I want to cum on it.
>>32624082No they want me put my face in them
>>32624116>>32624117>>32624099>>32624085Did not expect replies like this to a picture of my neck hair>>32624104Okay good, thank you!
>>32624121You're a chick in a thread full of terminally online lonely men what on earth DID you expect
>>32624121Cute neck but those nails are too big sis
KISSINGFemanon neck right behind her ear
>>32624121Oh no, it’s yours. I thought it was just a stock image. My bad, didn’t mean to lewd you. Still would cum on it though.
>>32624124Lolll I agree, this was taken while I was in the middle of doing them! I trimmed them way shorter >>32624123Normally when I share a picture of myself I just get called a whore
>>32624082small earsanti dumbo…smarty?
>>32624126Moar
>>32624123Um, basic human respect?Are you all black or something?
>>32624082Aren't those softer than regular hair? I like em for that reason
>>32624084God I want a woman to tame me so badly
An older woman approached me today at gym when i was doing bulgarian split squats and offered me advice on technique It was a bunch of bullshit mostly, and she lacked some context of what i was trying to do, but i was polite This means im not completely unapproachable right...
https://x.com/Dialectiks/status/1881487975470821829WomenWhy are you like this?
>>32624134They are!
>>32624138Swole enough to talk to grandmas I guess
>>32624133Niggas here are all gooner porn addicts who think the world runs on hentai logic bro
>>32624140speakers broken can you write up a transcript for me
>>32624131While grabbing her tummy with my left hand and i start gently nibbling on her pink earlobe, as i exhale, my warm breath from my nostrils wanders down her neck and cleavage!
>>32624140Not a woman, but that bitch is retarded
>>32624129You... wanted us to berate you?
>>32624136And its because of guys like this fellas, that the human race still functions. Millions of guys like this joe cool fellow will do anything to sink their water bottle in her crystal spring. Premium Sparkling water. Very overrated.
State genderWhere do I find the sort of women that identify with stuff on the left rather than the right?
>>32624155Mdate women 30 and older
>>32624144There are subs but basically the chick behind the other chick is talking about how she doesn't wipe her ass and it was fine for a while but then she accidentally cut her labia majora with a razor and it got infected and now she needs to get part of it amputated.
>>32624156Well yeah, that's a given, I'm nearly 30 myself. I think the only sort of situation that would make someone younger be familiar with these things is if they lurked a place like ED far too much as a kid or something
>>32624157lol wtf is wrong with people#nowipe guize its le bad for your va jay jay
>>32624155Try Discord, there's quite a lot of older women on discord 18+ groups, I've chatted with quite a few.
I wish i was dateable
>>32624173I wish you knew you are datable.Stop doubting yourself, king.
>>32624173I wish dateable women existed.
GenderIf it were legal, would you kill homeless people as an act of social purging? Especially those that use drugs?
>>32624173
>>32624178MNo.
>>32624178MYes
>>32624178MExtremely circumstantial. Only the ones that choose to live in cities and can't be resocialized even institutionally.
>>32624175They do but they desrve better than me>>32624174;/
>>32624173become ~~ungovernable~~ datablejust pretend that strikethrough works on 4chan.
>>32624178MaleI'd bring back insane asylums but tweak them a bit. Instead of shoving ice picks in their brains or fucking them, it would be forced detox and then they'd be kept there until they got their shit together. Once they had a stable job and could take care of themselves, and they were sober for a certain period of time, they'd be allowed to get their own housing on a probationary basis. After being on probation for a while and remaining sober and keeping their job, they'd be fully independent.
>>32624173Your /soc/ posts aren't working?
>>32624185They don't, really. Rarely, there are some that are worth dating casually, but none are worth dating seriously.
>>32624185i'm being serious anon, you're just fine. i'm like the least attractive creature in existence, like charlie kelly but irl, and i still managed to make a girl fall in love with me. if i can do it you can do it :D
>>32624091Holy shit, that is where I was, are you in Socal?Maybe you saw me looking into your eyes.
Why do women complain about men being lewd when they are such horny bitches themselves?
>>32624195Im not good looking AND i have bad personality as many here will attest
>>32624187Nigga think he still on discord
Its unfair how the soc thread skipped me because I am not a chad like them>>32624189Thats not me
>>32624198you're probably average, and personalities can be ironed outtrust me anon, you're far from unsalvageable!!
>>32624199It's just markdown, it's ubiquitous. Get over it.
>>32624202He is also posting selfies on /soc/.
>>32624197I'm subtle about it. Guys stare at my ass, but I tastefully walk by them multiple times to huff their scent to masturbate to the thought of it later.
>>32624208What is your favorite smell from us?
>>32624208Jesus christ
>>32624208Gassing femanon with my pit stench
>>32624208showering because you said this
>>32624188Most people begin using hard drugs because they are already dysfunctional in the first place. It's kind of the elephant in the room to say a lot of these people simply can't be fixed, forced rehab or not.
>>32624209Fresh sweat.>>32624212Good hygiene just makes you smell better.
moid hands
>>32624214Sure, and those people will stay in the asylum indefinitely. They can be moved to a long-term wing after a certain number of months without progress.
>>32624216yes
>>32624215>Fresh sweat.The only time I sweat is when I work out usually unless it's summer. But when I work out I feel like my sweat has a semen smell to it.More accurately a precum smell.
>>32624216Indeed they are
>>32624203>personalities can be ironed outNTA but personality traits are actually pretty stable. People tend to put too much emphasis on looks, yet personality is the real black pill. And not just in a the sense of people being unlikeable but often just in the form of a lack of extraversion making people not want to leave the house, or being neurotically afraid of exposing oneself.
>>32624216moid eye
>>32624221Nigga took a picture with his webcam
>>326242272spooky
>>32624222>moid immediately brings up jizz when I try to hornypostFuck it, I'm out. Gnite tards.
>>32624227This seems weird somehow.
>>32624226yeah, you aren't going to fundamentally make yourself more like extroverted or something, but you absolutely can modify behavior patterns and habits to be a more pleasant person. it doesn't actually take that much to be a likable person, and it doesn't take that much to gain a mindset that has you wanting to naturally be likable. whatever the case, i honestly doubt that even the loneliest retard nigger incel here is actually unsalvageable
>>32624231Sorry, I am just honest to a fault.
Femanon (jh) is like>I like boysmellBut she never smelled a musky ballsack after legday
>>32624231good riddance
But /soc/ said I was the ugliest guy that posted on the threadAnd my personality is indeed shit but thats because I havent had any reason to be a good person
>>32624233>loneliest retard nigger incel here is actually unsalvageableOmg me mentioned
>>32624231
>>32624221wow those look like mine how over is it? >F
>>32624178FNo. I don't like them and i seem to always be picked out of a crowd to be bothered by them but I still wouldn't do it.
>>32624241i doubt you have as much arm hair as I do
>>32624241Sasquatch ass bitch, buy some nair
>>32624238something incels don't like to admit is that the halo effect extends both ways. nice looking people have their actions as being more valuable, but likewise an ugly looking person can look nicer by acting in valuable ways. literally just take care of yourself and act like a decent person, and you'll find yourself surrounded by decent people, as like attracts like alone
Girls, how does it feel emotionally to be spanked by a guy?
>>32624245i meant the hand shape not the arm hair
>>32624250Post hand babe
>>32624249ive only ever spanked myself
>>32621997It's too enjoyable not to
>>32624250you probably have better skin than mei wash it with dish soap and engine starting fluid too often
>>32624247So true bestie
>>32621997I drunkenly did it the other day and it wasn't nearly as bad as I was dreading.
>>32624253>ive only ever spanked myselfWhy would you do that?
>>32624253Why does tbis dumbass have shrimp in her hair
Femanons, will my friend forgive me for not eating her pussy twice now?The second time she was on her period and I sucked her nipples but the first time we were just both super drunk and went straight for PIV after making out and fingering.
How do women feel about driving men to suicide?
>>32624260because I want to be spanked the way i want to be spanked? 'kinda dumbass question is that?
>>32624267They couldnt care less
women how can i cheer you up?
>>32624256i haven't even gotten started yet, pumpkin. more truth bombs are on the way, don't you worry about that
>>32624232Femanons are probably jelly of your eyelashes
>>32624267i feel nothing
>>32624268Would you prefer to have a little bit of the element of surprise, not knowing exactly when the next spank is coming?
>>32624233I'm somewhat sceptical. I'm not sure whether it's just an issue of being unlikeable either, at least not in the sense of being rude or otherwise antisocial.
Gifting JH 10 pairs of dolphin shorts
>>32624273I am ready for a bombardment so to speak
>>32624232Female eye spotted
>>32624155FGo on twitter communities.Plenty of the bitches there choose to identify with the left because that's trendy.I cannot promise you that they will care about it in 3 more years, however
>>32624082if you shave them, they will get thicker and even worse. nobody notices it unless they're weirdly frizzy
>>32624279>Depressed females are the most fertileAre they depressed because they dont have a kid yet and their body goes feral
>>32624247But did you check the thread in /soc/ though? I got no replies and no rates as simply everyone there was more attractive than me>>>/soc/33708609 (I am not the OP for retards that got it wrong)My native american mix made me the least attractive guy there No girls like me and obviously when I get mad I get very odd
>>32624285Can you explain what twitter communities are to someone who doesn't use twitter?
>>32624287A fertility ratio of 1.0 does not mean that they are particularly fertile, it means that they are just as fertile as women in the general population.
>>32624284no its mine, the hand posteralthough it does look a little girly
>>32624287They're just the most likely out of the others to have kids nothing to do with fertility, if all those chicks got railed and had a massive load dumped into their tight mentally ill pussies they'd probably have kids all the same. Except for the anorexic probably.
>>32624151No!
>>32624286this is a long disproven wives tale
>>32624276A little bit yesI have this fantasy where a guy makes me bend over and I have to tell him when I'm ready for itHe won't hit me before then, but any time after that is fair game. I find that the false mental prepping period beforehand raises the suspense and highlights the idea that you got yourself into this mess and chose it, therefore you deserve it
Should we have a girliest moid hand contest
New thread>>32624299>>32624299>>32624299
>>32624287I'd say depression probably affects ovulation and socialization the least out of the rest of those
>>32624297HotI heard spanking often makes the butt grow
>>32624300I already know Sarge would win, so I don't feel like suffering any disappointment
>>32624305i would prefer to have a small yet well shaped ass
>>32624283watch this ;-)>>32624279skeptical of what? also your image isn't very meaningful for a variety of reasons - a lot of the things there can go into remission or disappear entirely through even just therapy, let alone with medication, but even if that wasn't the case there's a global fertility crisis and there's no telling the degree to which that's being expressed here and to which degree it further impacts those that are mentally ill (chances are it impacts it a lot!)your issue in all likelihood is just that you're undersocialized and formed a complex about being undersocialized, so socialize more and stop having a complex i swear to god anon it really is that simple
>>32624306god i hate that stupid hypocritical virtue signaling nigger like you wouldn't believe
>>32624178No. I'd kill billionaires, obvi.Hunt them for sport.
>>32624300Some piano fingers mf would win, but the truth is my hands are smaller than at least half the femanons here.
>>32624308Its a valid choice
>>32624297I love that very much. I want to have a girl to spank every night.
>>32624196Nope, I am on the other coast.But I took a blind guess of which grocery it could have been~But that is also really where I went today, on my coast, and not yours.
>>32624274I am reeeeeeee
>>32624328>I am on the other coast.It's ogre>But I took a blind guess of which grocery it could have been~I also went to sprouts>But that is also really where I went today, on my coast, and not yours.What did you get?
>>32624319My hands are 7in from the tip of my middle finger to the bottom of my palm and a femanon said hers was definitely bigger it's so over
>>32624343Out of all the women I have dated only 1 had smaller hands than me and it was because she was 4'9".
>>32624306His hands are ugly af.
>>32624336thinking of trimming them actuallyjki got complimented on my lashes by a great-aunt or something a long time ago and that was the only time it ever happened
>>32624350Why?
>>32623142You should probably let those Discords know they've got a pedophile in them.
>>32624197>Why do women complain about men being lewd when they are such horny bitches themselves?I have a low libido.
>>32624247This is true.Men who express a desire to become fathers are also rated more positively. Still, the reverse halo effect was - as far as I know - measured in terms of making people rate the attractiveness of photographs in addition to having been told a story about those depicted. The issue with that is obviously that in order for personality to unfold, people need to be around each other for some time and be exposed to the positive qualities of the other.In very short-term contexts, like dating apps or cold approach type situations, these positive qualities probably won't necessarily get their time in the spotlight.In more long-term contexts, e.g. when meeting people through school or work, through mutual friends, etc. people have more time to get to know each other, thus more superficial traits become less important. But due to the fact that people tend to be more socially isolated, in particular more introverted/autistic types, there is less room for these kinds of interactions.>>32624312>a lot of the things there can go into remission or disappear entirely through even just therapy, let alone with medicationThere is plenty of data which supports that autistic men tend to struggle quite a bit with interpersonal relationships. For some it disappears, it is not a given that this will happen - and it is most certainly not an matter of will or individual agency.>your issue in all likelihood is just that you're undersocialized and formed a complex about being undersocialized, so socialize more and stop having a complexAgain: this is not a matter of individual agency. If your innate proclivities point in a certain direction, you cannot make them point the other way.
>>32624178>Gender>If it were legal, would you kill homeless people as an act of social purging? Especially those that use drugs?It's against my religion to kill.
Alright guys tell me how to fuck this colleague of mine. She's recently just out of a 5 year relationship where her partner called off the engagement. She also puts love hearts next to almost all my messages to her (but I think she does this to everyone, IDK). We also already have each other's numbers and message each other every now and then.Help? I want to be able to fuck her without getting reported to HR in case my advances don't work out well.
>>32624300Qt would win.Or The Reptile that shal not be named
>>32624388Alright, first you're gonna need a roll of duct tape, a chloroform rag, and a car with a large, soundproof trunk.
>>32624352Toe thumb ugly knuckle arthritis granny hands.
>>32624373>If your innate proclivities point in a certain direction, you cannot make them point the other way.listen anon, i'm a biological determinist too but it's arguing for silly doomer opinions like that which discredits an idea that NEEDS to be taken seriously. you can't make innate proclivities point in a certain direction, but you sure can just GO in a different direction, this is in fact arguably the whole reason why we evolved a prefrontal cortex in the first place
>>32624402:(
>>32624408Reason is mostly instrumental in becoming more adept at what your monkey brain tells you to do. While you 'can' go in a different direction, the question is whether you are 'actually' going to do it and keep doing it for the required amount of time. At the end of the day, people are not going to act against their nature for a lengthy period of time. That is why diets don't work. Moreover, given the fact that there is such a thing as assortative mating, i.e. people tend to be attracted to those that are similar and reject those that are different, you'd have to motivate two of these people to meet at the same place. While this could happen to people who are in school, university or in certain lines of work, I'm somewhat sceptical to how likely this is to happen in the wild. Let alone in places where neurotypical people go to socialise.I'm not being a doomer - I'm being realistic. I'm not saying that introverted autists are doomed by nature. I'm just telling you that I - for good reason - don't believe in an approach that centres on individual agency.If you want introverted autists to find partners, you'd have to force them at gunpoint - again and again - or provide them with a technical solution; some new type of dating app or something.
>>32624409NTA, but you already got more femanon attention on that one day than the rest of us ever will combined. I won't let you feel sorry for yourself in that regard
>>32624459It's all dust in the wind anon.
>>32624440um, diets don't work because most people aren't trying to stop being overweight, they're just trying to get the number on the scale down, which doesn't address the cause of being overweight (which is way more involved than simply eating too much), it's not because people can't change. every person that's gotten addicted to hard drugs and managed to overcome their addiction is a glaring counter to your assertions. i don't know what the name of this fallacy is, but you're anthropomorphizing statistical abstractions (e.g. "people" will do this or that), and then equating that to individual advice, as if knowing the pressure of a canister is going to give me any information about an individual gas particle contained in such.but most egregious of all is you passing off such dog shit reasoning as being realistic, when you're actually just rationalizing your pessimism.
>>32624477Diets tend to not work because people aren't conscientious enough to adhere to them. The types of people who can adhere to diets probably don't need them. BMI is largely heritable and it's not an issue of how people process their food but it's a behavioural problem. Ozempic (unlike diets) works because it actually changes the behaviour of people.>every person that's gotten addicted to hard drugs and managed to overcome their addiction is a glaring counter to your assertions.You called yourself a biological determinist yet you still seem to adhere to esoteric ideas of will. What do you think is the difference between the people who overcome their addiction and those who don't? Where does the ability to do that come from if not from underlying traits that make them more adept at it? At the end of the day, some people are are more disposed to develop addictions than others. This does not mean that people who aren't predisposed (or more weakly disposed) to develop addictions can't develop addictions, in particular of the physical kind, e.g. to substances like heroin. Having the wrong friends can result in that. However, the people who are not strongly disposed are much more likely to overcome their addictions, since they don't build the same habits as easily and it comes easier to them to abandon them. The fact that some bodybuilders become Mr. Olympia does not mean that all have the innate potential to do this.Your reasoning is flawed and your world-view is incoherent.
>>32624542just because i think biology determines our behavior doesn't mean that our behavior is determinable. in fact, it explicitly is not determinable as is the case with all chaotic systems. so if you'd prefer "sensitivity to initial conditions" instead of "esoteric will" then by all means, but it is not meaningfully different than will.>What do you think is the difference between the people who overcome their addiction and those who don't? Where does the ability to do that come from if not from underlying traits that make them more adept at it?prefrontal cortex, a thing which everyone has btw. this is, in fact, one of its core functionalities, to modulate your impulses. what you're missing here is that environment plays a role in biological expression, biological systems don't exist in isolation, and it is wholly possible (in fact, we know this is true practically from genetically-similar twin studies as well as theoretically from mathematics) to have the same exact biological set up that then goes on to display very different traits - because the environment an organism is in determines many things about that organism's biology. some addicts will get over their addiction because they do actually just have the biology for self-contained recovery. some addicts will get over their addiction because they were placed into a system that enabled them to get over their addiction. some addicts could get over their addiction, but won't. many addicts won't get over their addiction at all. someone simply being categorized as an 'addict' doesn't elucidate which of these categories the addict falls under.once again, you're over-generalizing. the only way an incel or some other low self-esteem dummy here can HONESTLY say that they are too far-gone is if they've managed to map out all realizable environments, and determined that none of them lead to idk getting a date. hint: this is impossible to do. most will be dishonest and suggest otherwise.you're a nigger btw
>>32624626>if you'd prefer "sensitivity to initial conditions" instead of "esoteric will" then by all means, but it is not meaningfully different than willSensitivity to initial conditions is not the same as free will and randomness is not free will either - it is the very opposite.>prefrontal cortex, a thing which everyone has btw. this is, in fact, one of its core functionalities, to modulate your impulses.Yet some people are better and some are worse at it. You can even measure who is likely to be better and who is likely to be worse at it. And this is - again - not a matter of individual agency but a matter of heritable and largely immutable traits.>what you're missing here is that environment plays a role in biological expressionOf course the environment matters! But humans are responsible for their own environment. Why do you think traits tend to become more heritable with age? Also, the fact that the environment is an important variable for the behavioural expression is an argument in MY favour. I'm the one who argues that you're probably not going to change someone's personality. You're not going to turn the introvert into an extrovert and if you expect the introvert to reason himself into acting as an extrovert your therapeutic approach is likely going to fail, because he's not going to do it. The subset of people who 'can' do this, probably aren't the people in need of therapy. No, a therapeutic approach that rests upon individual agency is going to fail. You need to take agency away from people and/or tap into whatever inclinations they do have that can be conducive to the desired behaviour. The military is good at making undisciplined people act in a disciplined manner, but it does not do that by 'instilling' discipline in people but by subjecting them to peer pressure and having someone around to yell at those who act out of line. What they were lacking in conscientiousness is made up by the fear of being yelled at.You've only proven my point.
>>32624626>>32624698And it's not like I even fundamentally disagree with your remedy. Wouldn't it be great if people left the house and socialised more? I'm just realistic enough to see that this is not going to happen in the same sense that we're not going to solve the obesity problem by telling people to go run a few minutes per day and avoid sugary drinks or something. It's simply a naive perspective to believe that which is out of touch with human nature. If you have a sincere interest in helping people, you should abandon idealistic, blank-slatist ideals and come to terms with the reality.I'm not the doomer here, I'm saying there are environmental circumstances in which low-self-esteem incels can socialist. They're just not going to happen through change from within.Opposed to me being a doomer, you're simply a blue-eyed dreamer that is out of touch with the world.
>>32624698>a therapeutic approach that rests upon individual agency is going to failI should probably caveat that: certain types of therapy, e.g. CBT in the context of phobias can indeed help people surmount them through exposure. People can will themselves into exposing themselves, possibly with help of a therapist, but some people have also managed to do it on their own. But a phobia is something other than personality traits or a personality disorder for that matter, and is typically also treated differently. For personality disorders, the therapeutic effort serves learning to manage it rather than overcome it.
>>32624626>>32624698Since it's getting too late for my taste, we'll have to continue this debate another time - I'm certain there will be plenty of opportunity. Until then.
>>32622345I would only touch the hair of the girl I'm dating
