I need a fairly painless way to die with little risk of staying alive and suffering severe brain and nerve damage. Preferably quick, but it doesn't need to be as long as no one (my coworkers and roomate) notice. Got my license revoked so I can only use what I have at home or work. Even better if I can make it look like I was just being stupid and accidentally died. No I don't have access to a gun... already tried refeeding syndrome, and caffeine
>>32622941Surprised fentanyl is never mentioned in these threads
>>32622958this will do the jobsodium nitrite is a good one too
It's not supposed to be painless. The pain is your body's way of telling you to "hey fucking stop because this is damaging you". That's the whole point of pain receptors.Also, don't kill yourself. God loves you.
>>32622941>I need a fairly painless way to die with little risk of staying alive and suffering severe brain and nerve damage.There aren't any. Sorry.
>>32622964You need a good half ounce to ensure you do the job and it is wildly unpleasant
>>32623034sodium nitrate you mean? it's very effective. a lot of people catch the bus that way
>>32622941say you're getting into parkour to friends coworkers and stuff and just get to the roof of a building and jump from itit'll look like an accident if you coordinate it correctlyI hope you're a dude, we need less dudes in the world, if you're a girl, I can save you.
>>32623071simp ass mothafucka
>>32623075don't you have a battlefield somewhere to die on
>>32623110incel calculus. reducing the amount of men won't increase your chances bruh
>>32623116I've had gfs in the past thoIt would be easier to convince girls to share me with other girls if less dudes are around, I'm just being greedy
It's fun seeing the replies, thank you. Yeah I could probably get my hands on some sodium nitrate. Also I'm not religious, still thanks tho. I thought there'd be more morbid replies here but kinda glad there's not - it's interesting!
>>32623229I still think you should jump from a building those make for some interesting content on gore threads, fentanyl overdoses don't
>>32623243I mean I gotta be realistic. Trump would have to become president before I would ever jump off a building.
>>32623277?
>>32623306Kidding
>>32622941Do it with drugs if you can get your hands on it, like >>32622958 said. Fent + coke will do the job, and it'll feel good while it's happening (until it doesn't, but you probably won't feel much). It's pretty easy to find depending on where you live, and it will look like an accident if you don't take TOO much. Good luck!
>>32622941Don't be a coward and keep living. Please
>>32622941If you are worried about pain you are not ready to go.
>>32622941You do know that nobody who advises you has actually done it themselves, don't you?
>>32622941Why do you want to die ?
>>32622941My method was stabbing myself in the heart, then sending a delayed message to EMS to take care of my body3 seconds until unconsciousness, supposedly. Make sure to pull the knife out and not just leave it in or there's a chance of survival, supposedly
>>32623229Typically there's some "don't do it!" faggots with an inspirational quote and more saying you're looking for attention
>>32625716I've killed myself 12 timesI'm trying to kill myself 26 by 2026 to make it one suicide per year after that and it looks nice and easy to count
