Be me M25 Filipino, friends with this guy M28 White we have been friends for 10 years. recently he confides in me that his digestive track is clogged and needs assistance , He knows I use bidets so he asked me for advice so I recommended an enema. He had me set it up for him. I had the door locked in the bathroom and I beat my load in to his enema bag and left it in the restroom. I told him to get low on his knees to maximize the effects of gravity and atmospheric pressure and open the valve until it empties out into him, so he did. I was on the couch of his living room hearing him slush the water out and not notice my cum in the stool. he did a few rounds when I went back in the bag was empty and I rubbed the tip on my tip/head it was so hot but I don't know how he would react if I told him Should I break it to him or should it just be my dirty little secret this really has the capacity to turn on me and ruin my reputation and friendship.
>>32624193I say tell him. Him asking you for advice for his 'digestive issues' was a subtle sex proposition that flew over your 4'11" flip head. He wanted you to stir up his log-packed colon with your purple jungle monkey micro boner.
>>32624445I 'll tell him while hes rolling on MDMA
>>32624193Goddamnit anon, you're giving us flips a terrible reputation. I for one am not a fucking degenerate faggot and would never dream of filling any of my white friends' assholes with fresh cum.
>>32624445lmao
So I got on the phone and told him, >>"So remember that enema?">>"yes what about it?">>"I prepared it alright, with my protein and not the powder">>"oh wow why did you do that?">> "because you've been hinting your availability, making me crash into your rear end during walks making me setup your enema bag for you so I inseminated you! ">> "Thats pretty hot, can you come over to night">> "Sure ;)"
>>32626594fuck off
are your cameos half off until valentine's day
>>32624193why would you do thatI didn't notice I was doing this cringe reaction face ever since the middle part came up all the way to the end of the storythis is why you don't trust guys even as a guy, there was another incel asking the other day if girls are less trustworthy than guysand the answer is no, never, a girl would never do that shit to you, guys?who knowsa friend farted in my face "as a joke" when we were teens and would laugh it offand then he got arrested doing the same to her female neighbor he was stalking for years recently
