ITT We ask the opposite gender anything. (Almost anything! - see below).This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. But there are rules that apply to the /adv forum, and which are (sometimes!) enforced here, that you might like to note. For example:- No NSFW images.- No racism (only allowed on /b/).- No trolling, ragebait, pretending to be retarded, etc. (Also only allowed on /b/).- No avatar posting or signatures.- No posting pictures of yourself or personal details.(There is another ATOGA thread on /soc/ - if you feel the need to post contact details or toonme images, you can post them there; and you are allowed to link to a post in that thread from here.)Some things that can be posted here, but there are definitely much better places to talk about them:- Anything that isn't either a question, or a reply to another poster. (Take blog posts to Plebbit, please!)- Politics (try /pol/).- Gender wars or incel rants (try /r9k/).- Discussion of LGBT issues (try /lgbt/).- Miscellaneous ranting and venting. (Elsewhere on /adv/ there is a thread called GIOYC - Get It Off Your Chest - which is the best place for that.)If you have a technical, scientific, medical, or legal question, post here if you like, but you'll probably get better answers if you start a separate thread on /adv/.Please help to make the thread better by REPORTING off-topic, low-quality, or rule-breaking posts!Finally, if you're thinking of starting a new thread:- Please don't, unless the current thread is either at least on page 9, or the image count is at least in the 130s.- Remember to include all this stuff in the OP.- Check the catalog immediately before you post to make sure you aren't creating a duplicate thread.- Remember to link back to the previous thread (this one) and also post a link to the new thread here.Previously on ATOGA: >>33576677
>>33579929It's a shame that no centrist women exist.
>>33579929That's you projecting mental illness.Woman are apolitocal, you're just afraid of them.
fourth for flat girlsI love flat girls and (you) should too
>>33579929>liberal >responsible for the destruction of 1st world societyPick one.
I had some anons replying to me a few hours ago, but they vanished. But if any of them are still here, I am too.>>33578765
I did my bed sheets laundry 2 days ago like another anon told me to so I could try and be comfy like the picture of the girl in bed on her laptop, but now I have been sleeping on pillows with no cases for 2 days because they're over there and I cant get myself to put them on.I'm a failure.
>>33579929FI'll take a politics test wait a sec...
>>33579929Even worse, you are too mentally ill to stay on topic.
>>33579947I would argue that mainstream liberal parties are also to blame for allowing themselves to be so ineffective and unpopular that the population (stupidly, tbf) opts to destroy their nation instead of continue with them.
>>33579951Relatable. I've done this a few weeks ago
I'm having drinks and will game with friends tomorrow.Should I get rum to mix us some stuff?And what should I cook for dinner? I only got a bag of potatoes and carrots at home I'll have to get the groceries anyway.
>>33579951> sleeping on pillows with no casesThat's really bad. Femanon, I am disappoint.
damn, atoga you've fucked my internet searches somehowalgorithm is now trying to sell me that CNC is therapeutic treatment for foids.women, are you for real with this stuff?
>>33579951you'll get to it sooner or later anon I know you will <3 maybe reward yourself after if you manage ye (:I also cleaned my room proper today and am up to date with laundry and fresh sheets, feelzgood
>>33579951What? I don't get it. Where is over there?
Men, if you stand up and raise your arms, can you touch the ceiling? Going on your tippy toes doesn't count.
>>33579979I have unusually short fingers for a man so no
>tfw guests came over for hours for dinner and left and I stayed in my room the entire timemaybe this is why I'm single
>>33579979yeah, it's pretty neat
>>33579979Yeah, easily.
>>33579979No, I'm not 2 meters tall. Is this how you make men compete?
>>33579929Hehe: https://www.politicalcompass.org/
WomenWhat do you think of a man who can't grow a full beard?That means no five o' clock shadow except on the upper lip and the chin.
Women, are (You) a Domme, sub, switch, or vanilla?
>>33579979No
>>33579996gf material
>>33579974The algorithm recommends me Fallot shit for some reason. I don't even like Fallout....
>>33580004Trust me, I am not.
>>33580002Can you mansplain please?
Is it true that guys like slightly visible veins on boobs? Idk what made me think of this, but I've occasionally seen art places on here where that's been the case and everybody always points it out I'm assuming in like a neuron activated kind of way but I figured I'd ask.
>>33579996I did a test like this and this were my results (I don't feel like doing the one you posted)
>>33579957What's the topic
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33579979Of course.>>33579996I'm top left.
>>33580014Doesn't activate my neurons, but I'm sure it does for some guys.But then again, if I'm seeing the veins on your boobs that means I'm seeing your boobs, which I'm happy about.
>>33580021Go to a mental ward or something I dunno...
>>33580002basically vanilla
Fems, your attention, please. I have an announcement.
>>33580021your best bet is to find a shut in girl through the internet
>>33580031What is it?
>>33580031Yep
So you guys are saying that the reason I feel so blissful and euphoric after taking rehydration tablets or rehydration salts in my water is maybe undiagnosed POTS?
>>33579979no I can't ;_;>>33579385 since when have I tried to groom anyone kek>>33578066<3>>33578060>It's such a massive differencebro cares too muchanyway yeah been busy IRL (and watching animu last night) so not been postan. but your comment inspired me to do some mass replies in the last thread kek
>>33580008Bit of a socialist?What makes you bad to waifu?
>>33580034>>33580036*plap*
>>33579929Based jannie
>>33580040The politics not the issue.
>>33580044I didn't say that.
>>33580042WOW
>>33579972no opinion on the drinks, but make tartiflette using whatever soft cheese is available to you. top tier potato dish
Bueno chau me aburrí, buenas noches anónimos los quiero!
>33580042and people have the audacity to say we don't live in a rape culture.
>>33580052Pretty hands namefemanon?
>>33580052yo tambien te quiero <3
>>33580055Ni puta idea a qué te referís pero supongo. Buenas noches.
>>33580051Potato gratin sounds like a good idea, thanks!
>>33580057Gracias
>>33580058Namefag femanon who posted her hands and hair a day or teo ago and then got banned i think
>>33580014Not into it personally
Women, what is scissoring like? Is it more of a novelty, or a real thing? Do you view it more as foreplay, or actual sex?
>>33579996I hate leftists so much and it turns out that I'm even further to the left than you. Liberal women are infuriating. And yet...
>>33580054That 42 post is not about rape
>>33580014I'm indifferent about it.I don't think it makes them less or more appealing.Though I guess for perky ones, a slight hint of veins can seem sensual.
Femanons, am I lazy if cowgirl is my favorite position?Not that I insist on it, or don't enjoy other things. It's just you look so incredible when you're bouncing on it.
>>33580014Of course. It shows i'm looking at a real thing.
>>33580082Don’t know. But it makes sense since im small
>>33580002Vanilla/sub
>>33579974No.My algorithm is trying to sell me app games, never going to happen
>>33580014I like super pale girls which usually means you see their veins so in a sense yeahBut specifically on boobs, eh not really any different to any other veins
>>33579940Woo
>>33580086How tall are you?
>>33580010*slap*Do you get it now?
>>33580098<3
>>33579987also I haven't eaten anything tonight (but still a bit ill anyways)should I sneak down and have leftovers at like midnight or just go to bed and eat in the morning
WomenWould you date a guy that loved horror and spooky things? This would include:>watching horror movies together>getting sent random spooky things like images, videos, event links, etc>Halloween starting on September 1st>him going to spooky places, preferably with you, such as abandoned buildings, haunted tours, etc
>>33580105NAG but the only girls I know like this irl are witchy bpdemons
>>33580099147cm
>>33579979It's over for can'ttouchtheceilingcels, no woman will ever respect us.
>>33579979No lol my celling is like 9' tall
>>33580105I would not, I don’t like being scared
>>33580111>Men are retreating from relationships, from institutional demands, from collective obligationnah g I'm just chillin out herey'all play too much lmao
>>33580114Oh, hello Japanese femanon.
Women! i'm actually starting to see improvements in my triceps. Are you proud of me?
>>33580118fuck I used the wrong picturechillin too hard frfr>>33580114do you ever get turned away from rollercoasters
I just had the realization that I dislike being around autistic people. They are annoying as fuck, as well as just straight up weird
>>33580123>I dislike being around autistic people. They are annoying as fuck, as well as just straight up weirdthe fuck you doing on an anime imageboard then
Women, how hot are you? What's your body count?
>>33580119Hello~ time for work have a nice day!>>33580122Never been on one, looks scary
>>33580123We feel the same about you.
>>33580127You, too.
>>33580114I have 50 cm on you.
>>33580124Despite how annoying your kind is irl, I do enjoy the conversations on an online environment
>>33579979No they’re 10 foot ceiling
>>33580126>how hot are you?imb4 bluevalk says she's a stacy>>33580127>Never been on onewould you ever try one? they're not really scary they're pretty fun. I'm a scaredy cat but I like rollercoasters
you guys are the only thing keeping me sane
Bluevalk is ugly and racist lol
>>33580132>your kindwtf you make autists sound like another speciesare you sure you're not one yourself bro>>33580133>10 foot ceiling>>33580116>9 foot celiingdo y'all niggas live in buckingham palace or something
Are the femanons all on dates?
>>33580135*Hugs*
>>33580130>,Such a dramatic pause.Did you bow mentally to her, like a samurai?
>>33579979Yeah but the building I live in is fairly short because it's from the 1920's
>>33580136Aren't we all?
>>33580141thanks <3
>>33580135I become extra sane with my /pol/ buddies. You guys are actually making me less sane with your wired sexual energy.
>>33580144No.
>>33580144not all of us are that uglyshe just needs to lose weight desu and get rid of that haircut and see a dentist
>>33580144I'm just ugly.Imagine being racist while you're ugly, trying to pretend that your race elevates you over anyone else. Couldn't be me.
>>33580142I'm ESL. I thought I'd seen a comma after you in subtitles before.
>>33580135Ditto. Take my hand, anon, we'll get through these trying times together
>>335801379 or 10 feet is normal bro.
>>33580120I guess not :(
>>33580156>9 or 10 feet is normal broI'm pretty sure 2 is the normal amount nigga
Um, cum?
>>33580159>he doesn't have 9 feet and 8 dicksngmi
>>33580158They're all busy rn
>>33580146but I'm not one of the horny posters>>33580152we're all gonna make it (I hope)
>>33580163On her face?
>>33580165ah okay
>>33580164it's over for [x<={8foot}U{7dick}]cels
>>33579979with both hands and ceiling is>tape measures8ft. if I would go up on one foot's toes and use one army I can flat palm it.
Stop the video, music, whatever you're listening to.If you have a fan, shut it off too.Listen to the silence.How does it make you feel?
Women why does neck kissing make you hornier than everything else
women would you date a man who watches vinny vinesauce?
>>33580174All I'm hearing is my fucking tinnitus and some rain outside.
>>33580174>silence*cars outside
>>33580174*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
>>33580180>>33580187ntawhy do you have tinnitus?
>>33580174I hear a dog barking outside and a woman shouting
>>33580148>losing weight in your 30sHer body is wrecked lol
>>33580194like throwing a hotdog down a hallway jk
>>33580190dunno, I've had it since I was a kid
Women, what kind of dresses do you wear?
>>335801568' is standard. You get more than that you're living in luxury. Old building often had higher ceilings to help with air flow when ventilation wasn't as good.
>>33580201Man here. A t-shirt.
>>33580202Not in new construction it's not.
>>33580136Don't waste the best years of your life trying not to be racist, it's like the abstinence only education of social behaviors.
I wonder if femanon with nine black dresses still posts here sometimes.
alcohol sucks why do some of you drink this shit?
>>33580215It puts me in a good mood and makes me huggy-wuggy.
>>33580180>>33580185>>33580187>>33580191I love this place I swear kek
>>33580215You're anti-fun
>>33580211Since when do new construction do anything but the bare minimum? Unless you live in luxury.
>>33580218it's peaceful and calm now but I just noticed another big spider on my room so now my calmness is replaced with anxiety
>>33580201long, flowy summer dresses
>>33580234Cute. What's your favorite color?
>>33580233Do you live in Australia?
>>33580174Tense and anxious as usual
Women, have you ever flashed your boobs at someone before?
>>33580190I don't want to say.>>33580218I moved to my bed, still tinnitus. >:(
is it true that most women dont like being called cute?
>>33580241no lol EnglandI mean it's not thaat big but a fairly big heat seekerprobs cause I was cleaning earlier and sucked up some cobwebs lol oops
>>33580174I haven't been in true silence in ages since I live in the city and also with other peopleLast time I heard it though it was a bit unnerving
>>33580247some say they dislike it because it feels infantilizing, or they assume men are using it in the way girls use it. I personally like it a lot, gets to me like no other compliment
>>33580175Nag but neck kissing is the GOATNeck nibbling/biting though...
>>335802299 or 10 is more marketable and sells better.
>>33580217I see, so if I buy you a beer I might get a hug?>>33580224I'm not anti fun go ahead and drink all you want I'm just saying I hate the taste
>>33580249There are no dangerous spiders in England. Spiders are cute.
>>33580215Alcohol destroys the brain like all other drugs. That's why they like it: they can no longer distinguish between good and bad.
>>33580233hey! spiders are your friends! they eat the annoying non friendly bugs
>>33580259>so if I buy you a beer I might get a hug?Very likely.
>>33580215It used to turn my brain down, relax me, and let me be less shy.Now it mostly makes me sleepy and then nauseous.Bailey's tastes delicious.
>>33580241here's a picture of it btw by the ceiling>>33580215the come-up is fun, the come-down not so much I haven't drank the past week or so due to being ill and don't miss it desuI'm very shy so it helps me loosen up around people and be less inhibited but I don't like how I become when I drink too much My grandfathers were alcoholics so I have to be careful with it>>33580260>>33580263Yeah tbf they do keep everything else at bay lol And they've never attacked me or anything I'm just a scaredy catI'm gonna go have some lasagna and hope that bro goes back to bed
>>33580215It makes being alive feel a little more bearable
>>33580262so destroying your brain is fine but me cutting myself is wrong?
>>33580263nta but I don't understand why people say this. Why do y'all have an entire food chain in your house? I don't have any bugs in my house on a regular basis.
>>33580215Because I disagree.
>>33580262>>33580266>>33580269>>33580270guess I can't judge since I'm a smoker>>33580264I'll buy you all the beer you want then
>>33580272You are incredibly stupid.
>>33580271You do realize we know myao is also (You) right?
>>33580233You're bigger and stronger, anonAlso, she's not there to hunt you :p>>33580244>>33580254I know that feeling, when you can't sit with your thoughts.What causes it for you tho?>>33580246>Anon comes with a factory-installed white noise model, so he'll never sit in awkward silence again :p
>>33580274nta, neither do we but my housemates are always leaving doors and windows open so flies and whatever sometimes get in (so I guess the spiders get some food lol)>>33580282yeah smoking's also something I've stopped (mostly due to poverty kek) and don't miss but it would help my adhd a lot. Alcohol would also sometimes help with my adhd paralysis where I felt too overwhelmed and indecisive to start any tasks. Both unhealthy ways of self medicating obvs. Back to rawdogging life lol
@33580271Enough.>>33537077 >>33548848 >>33558757>>33570719 >>33575491 Holy cringe, my dude.
Girls=cutie patootie
>>33580288It's a she??Anyway yeah honestly idgaf I just don't want the spider to crawl on or bite me in the night or whatever eekIf they stay on their wall/side of the room then they can do what they want
>>33580288Ngl I was tempted to smack it with a shoe but I don't want to wake my housemates, or to kill it ;_; or for it to fall behind the cupboard I'd ask my housemate to take it outside but she asleepGuess I need to man up and ignore it
>>33580288Fuck off
is it normal to lose all hope after they haven't texted for more than a day and then come close to tears after they finally message back
>>33580303>is it normal to lose all hope after they haven't texted for more than a day and then come close to tears after they finally message backNot really.
>>33580303Probably not, no, I don't think so.
>>33580285no I'm not, this is just bullshit why is one form of self destruction ok and the other one isn't?
>>33580305>>33580304okay good to know
>>33580288>I know that feeling, when you can't sit with your thoughts.>What causes it for you tho?It's more like, I associate it with a predator being nearby>she's not there to hunt you :pYou can't possibly know that for sure
>>33579889How did that conversation come up? Also, did he work at the hardware store?
>>33580269Aw, you have a little friend.
>>33580297>>33580301I don't think house spiders bite unless they're trapped or something. Other than that, I don't think she'll be coming down specifically to bite you lol>>33580308>It's more like, I associate it with a predator being nearbyIs this a fear you internalized from movies or sth?
WomenWe could be watching Blair Witch rn but you're over there
>>33580303Are you a femanon? If so, you're the one with the power in the situation.
>>33580313> a fear you internalized from movies or sth?Movies, creepypastas, and actual time innawoods
>>33580309nta but I also met the majority of the girls I dated through political activities
>>33580310What should I call em :3I did kill another one the other day though I will admit. Not that it's an excuse but I was really ill and wanted to go back to sleep but it was crawling on the curtain next to my bed (I had left it alone for days before). So I hope this other spider wasn't a friend/relative plotting their revenge...
>>33580282Aw if you're that desperate for a hug, you can have one for free.
>>33580288>What causes it for you tho?Idk honestly. It's like a switch was triggered in my brain years ago and now half the time just feel anxious for no reason. It's exhausting.
>>33580313Thanks that is reassuring lol. As long as they leave me alone I'll leave em alone. Anyway my housemate is home tomorrow so I can always ask them to take it outside xD
>>33580322Francis.
I can't sleep fucking mosquito is driving me mad.
>>33580320Which party?
>>33580325really? yes please can I have a hug? I'll still buy you beer
>>33580329I fucking hate Deadpool.
>>33580332This is why you need spiders. And tits.
>>33580302NTA.Did the car accident give you tinnitus?
womenHow often if ever have you been unsure of how to turn down a guy and what did you do?was this before or after you already went on a date with him?
>>33580340I have Petra. And my tits. My tits do not have a name though. What should I call them?
>>33580329Gender neutral name, I like it kek>>33580338Not seen that but I thought of Boogie's old vids of the raging gamer character
>>33580336Because you're over there all I can give you right now is a virtual internet <hug>.
>>33580340>>33580346How do tits help with this?
>>33580346Lefty and Bingo.
>>33580352I dunno. They are not really helping.
>>33580319It's weird anon because a few years ago I used to not be able to sit in silence too. Being left with my thoughts felt like going insane, and the silence seemed poignant, and amplified those thoughts. At night, under the crappy fluorescent light (no kidding, it buzzed too), I felt like I was in a fever dream, then I started to have this fear that someone was watching me waiting for me to catch me off guard and to hurt me. Like they'd cross from another dimension and do it. I didn't actually believe it, but I felt like someone was waiting for me to slip up. Even when I woke up, I immediately looked around me, and sometimes felt like I was being watched in my sleep. I didn't think it was common nor could I trace it to one specific thing/event
>>33580303How many times did you text before they replied?
>>33580303>is it noral to lose all hope after they haven't texted for a daybuddy I'm going on week 2 of being on read, and day 3 of being on delivered.though she never unfollowed, unadded, blocked, or anything of the like and did reach back out after almost 2 months while I was away on course so that helps keep me from wondering what lead tastes like
>>33580353Terrible names, no.
>>33580303probably not, that being said the same happens to me
>>33580293I know this is Johnny Bravo. You should kill yourself already. You’re such a whiny bitch boy. Fix yourself
>>33580352
>>33580303No, nihilism is not a proper response to stupid chats.
>>33580327Could things become worse than they already are?
>>33580349I'm still grateful
>>33580367Wtf, femanon? This isn't /soc/.
>>33580367Is that thing called tit? ESL and tired, please mansplain...
Femanons, you deserve a bf.
Women can you start being awesome like those 80s and 90s anime babes and start dismantling the corrupt status quo? thanks
>>33580328Sounds good!
>>33580370Yeah. For example: are you a non binary furry obese trans jew with AIDS that likes Taylor Swift and is down? I don't think so...
>>33580376
>>33580366Damn dude if myao saw you being an asshole she'd stop liking you.
I keep trying to get jobs with anti-hate group nonprofits but none of them will hire me.Is it because they somehow know I spend time on 4chan?
>>33580376NtaYh tits are a family of small birds.
>>33580380I deserve sleeping without a fucking mosquito.>>33580381No prob! How do I do that shi?
>>33580376I don't think it counts as mansplaining if you ask for it. Then it's just a regular explanation.
>>33580386Does she actually like him at all? I think she's just scared to turn him down directly because he might throw a fit. All she can do is tell him that she doesn't give out her contact information to strangers for long-distance relationships and hope he'll take the hint.
>>33580346Petra? Like, the historic world heritage site city in Jordan? I've always wanted to go. While bearing in mind that Jordan has as much responsibility for fucking over the Palestinians as Israel does, but they get a free pass from critics for being Arabs.
>>33580390I'll google it they sound cute!
>>33580391>I deserve sleeping without a fucking mosquito.*Bites your boob*
>>33580370Yh but I really fucking hope it won't. It's already hell
>>33580394This makes me cringe-nostalgic at when I was a teenager decades ago and I was convinced this online female friend I played video games with was my girlfriend and that we were e-dating.
>>33580393You are a moid? Right? You explain. Men+explaining=mansplaining. It's not that difficult.
>>33580396Yh they're pretty cute they're small and round
>>33580394I bet it ends up in marriage.
>>33580403That's not what that concept stands for.
>>33580399Has the worrying stopped things from going to shit before? If you say it's already hell, then it probably didn't. You're just clinging to *some* semblance of control.
>>33580366>I know this is Johnny Bravo. You should kill yourself already. You’re such a whiny bitch boy. Fix yourselfMYAOLook at what your simp did!
>>33580404You are right I like tits!
>>33580403Have you ever watched The Magicians?"Mansplaining is a BAD thing, Tick!""But I'm a man. Explaining. Is that not mansplaining? Perhaps you could womansplain it to me."
>>33580400>when I was a teenager>decades agoMy god you’re more pathetic than I thought
>>33580366>>33580414Uh-oh, stinky, someone's having a melty!
>>33580407Shut it, foid.
which one of you motherfuckers has ever learned languages (successfully)I've honestly been having the impression that women are more apt at language learning
>>33580414Who do you think you're talking to? The neckbeard basement gamer guy from South Park?
>>33580410What did Johnny do? He is nice.
>>33580366that's too far :c
>>33580414Stop trying to suck my dick queer boi
>>33580418ESL since I was 3 years old.
>>33580418>I've honestly been having the impression that women are more apt at language learningYeah, women are good with tongues
You know, the edgelords of 4channel have really watered down the use of "kys" and the n word.
>>33580418Male.Success:>Hebrew>SpanishFailure:>Arabic>French>German>ItalianDuolingo is not enough to get you to the finish line, but it's fine to start there. It's fine for a start. It's fine when you're close to giving up but you don't want to let yourself give up. It's fine.
>>33580418My Global Studies professor always said that American students are great at studying languages, but awful at learning them.I'm a testament to that. Four semesters of Chinese that I barely remember mixed in with a smattering of being able to understand a few words in German and Spanish, plus the occasional prayer/Shul Hebrew.
This is scaring the shit out of me. I now think I am talking with horny 50 yo obese dudes that invented myao and her stupid korean emojjis for some reason. Maybe there is like just one of you that is creative and that's it.
>>33580432>HebrewHello, fellow member of the Tribe
>>33580412Look at blue tits. I think they're the most recognisable ones
>>33580418me
>>33580429Nigga?
>>33580435I'm 30s and only slightly overweight. If I lost weight and learned German I would still be eligible to enlist in the Bundeswehr but I don't think they'd want me as infantry. Praise be to Merz for bringing back conscription.
>>33580435I'm 26 and I'm not very horny
>>33580382omg I just got back from the kitchen and the spider is gone :o it must've realised I left the room lol (I did turn the light off tbf), smart... now I'm kinda paranoid lol but hopefully it's just hidden behind the cupboard or something and left the room. As long as it's not in my bed xD ...nvm just before I posted this, I see it respawned and is walking along the same wall again, and now it's frozen :o I guess that's its area...
>>33580435qt is the only one posting itt. He invented all of us, even (you).
>>33580435I'm 43 years old with a pizza goiter and a neckbeard. I live in a big white van with a mattress in the back that I regularly hump and fuck every day while pretending it's a horny college freshman girl.
>>33580366>>33580414NTAYou are a joke and honestly the least valuable namefag I’ve ever seen. I prefer ENTJ over you. Get a fucking grip.
>>33580445Who tf is qt? Is he like the Architect?
>>33580451>I prefer ENTJ over you....
>>33580445We are all living in the Red King's dream!
>>33580418MI know Japanese at about JLPT 2 level. I minored in Japanese in university and still have all my textbooks.
>>33580435I'm only 27
>>33580418F I speak dutch and englishI like learning languages but don't absorb or remember them very well. I know some basic french and german. however all of the women in my family know three or more languages, maybe we just have more free time to learn?
>>33580450At least you are honest!
>>33580452I always know when I'm talking to a real Matrix fan. Someone who didn't just love the first movie and ignore the sequels, but someone who understands why the entire trilogy was necessary and what the reunion sequel adds on to the themes. You really don't get the full picture without meeting archetype programs like The Merovingian, The Keymaker etc. or understanding what The Architect and The Oracle are talking about in The Matrix Revolutions.
>>33580439Depends on where you are. I mostly see great tits in the tree outside my window.
I've come to learn that women are genuinely incompetent. Like you ask them to do something and they simply don't know how to do anything because they've never once had to do anything in their lives by themselves, so you end up doing it anyways. Women want to be liked for their character and not their bodies, but honestly what do 99% women offer besides their bodies anyways?
>>33580451>providing value>on a Mongolian basket weaving forumHe does it for free folks!
>>33580461>dutchthat's just discount german I'm sorry
>>33580463Yes, would you like me to drag you into the back of my van and lather you in hot buffalo chicken wing sauce that I lick off of your body? I understand if that's not your thing but I thought I'd offer you a good time!
>>33580455ENTJ pretends to be a groomer as a joke, he has too much dignity to try grooming for real. LhA though...
>>33580460>I'm only 27That's very old.
>>33580455At least he has, rarely, given actual advice to people. LhA solely comes here to jerk off to myao.
>>33580466I am called Trinity in part because of that movie. My dad is a real fan. I watched it as a kid, I don't remember enough to be a real Matrix fan...
>>33580470Women are much better administrative assistants than men. Most men don't know how to organize a mailing list in Google Sheets but women have been doing it all their lives, sometimes even fresh from their mother's womb.
I'm terrified of relationships with women.How do I start trusting one.
>>33580473Don't be sorry, it is
>>33580470>I've come to learn that <zoomers> are genuinely incompetent. Like you ask them to do something and they simply don't know how to do anything because they've never once had to do anything in their lives by themselves, so you end up doing it anywaysFixed that for you.
>>33580485If you had ever been violently raped by a man, you would know that the alternative is to seek safety and comfort in the arms of a woman.
>>33580461>dutch
>>33580474Thanks. I pass though. I am alergic to buffalo chicken.
>>33580409Never does. And I know it won't do anything but it doesn't matter the anxiety is so strong I start spiralling and get really strong physical symptoms like being nauseous and upset stomach. It's insanely hard to push through and sometimes I just can't do it. And if I'm successful I feel exhausted after.
>>33580472This is an advice board. You’re coming to an advice board and making a complete nuisance of yourself. Genuinely grow up.
>>33579979MIn my bedroom?Yes
>>33580480Your dad named you Trinity after the character in The Matrix?
>>33580485Why don't you trust women in the first place?
>>33580487it's like 80% thereit's so weird
>>33580485you will fall deeply in love with a woman you will trust her and then one day she will break your heart and you'll be nothing but a husk of a man until you kill yourself
>>33580476Well damn
>>33580418I've tried (kinda) but I'm too much of a himbo desu. I can pick stuff up but then I just forget it. I'm a second-generation immigrant and I don't even speak my family language kek, not a wordI think it does depend on the person and personality regardless of gender, but it seems that on the whole women have more of an aptitude for it yeah (or at the very least an interest in it)My highschool gf was completely fluent in several worldwide languages (spoken and written) mostly self-taught. I've met more women who speak 3+ languages than men>>33580435myao would be a master LARP lol. she seems legit to me>>33580445I actually went a few days without posting cause been busy IRL lol (and still am, so make up your own personas pls)>>33580452>der architect
My aunt said I'm unlikely to get a job because employers will hack into my social media account and blacklist me from their hiring list when they see me posting '90s Hamster Dance videos and determine it means I have bad judgment. Is she right?
craving female attention rn
>>33580491This isn’t true, I just had a woman make fun of me for getting raped earlier; it’s all a joke to them
>>33580493I always though Dutch sounds like a mix of German, Norwegian and Arabic.
>>33580499En español, Trinidad. No es lo mismo pero bueno... a mi mamá le gustaba el nombre por una pariente vieja y mi papá dijo vale por Matrix.
Why do foids get such stupid tattoos?
>>33580477Does lha stand for lingering hornyposting anon>>33580485It takes time but most of them are ok>>3358047627 is NOT old it's the new 21 ;____;>>33580480That's based desu, Trinity is a badass name
>>33580512fuck you, have some male attention instead
>>33580452>Who tf is qt? Is he like the Architect?Yes, but replace whales with milfs
>>33580493picrel>>33580502we have less articles I think. it's like a simplistic version of german. I think it sounds nicer to hear though that's because where I'm from we don't make the rough g sound
>>33580485i have no idea but brother, when you find out, please hit me up
>>33580516I wish I were as thin as her and not as fat and overweight as I am
>>33580519so this is what tranny attention is like? interesting...
>>33580516That's a cute one :3I dated a girl who had like a weed leaf and vodka tattoo on her ankle>>33580520Der milfitect Guess what my milf crush is off sick from the job centre, so instead of just taking a call from her tomorrow (cause I've got a job) I have to go see some other hag
>>33580516EYYYYYYYY. Morrigan es genial (me hice el tatuaje porque onions mentalmente inestable, pensé que iba a ser un hito y estaba aburrida)
>>33580521lol I only know English and I got this.
>>33580516Thats not a stupid one tho. It's cute imo
>>33580512Here you have some. Be happy little moid!
>>33580521>ejaculeer diep >kont>zwanger Yeah I'm no Dutch expert but I think bro is doing a bit of trolling here
>>33580512ok. how are you? sounds like someone just threw up outside my window right now, I hate the city
>>33580515Now all I can think is you're named after a small carribean island nation.
>>33580529Porque mierda pongo onions y sale puto onions he hackearon?
Si Trinidad va Estados Unidos, ella será deportada a Mexico por ICE.
>>33580527no im not a tranny, im just a male
>>33580530kont does not mean what you think it would at first glance
>>33580538I know, it is depressing. But if I go to an English country I'll say my name is Trinity, way cooler.
anyonghaseyo
>>33580538Every Trinidadian I've ever met has introduced themselves as a "Trini".
>>33580518>Does lha stand for lingering hornyposting anonLong Hair Anon>>33580366>>33580414>>33580472Dear Long Hair Anon,She said that she doesn't want an e-relationship with you.You will not gradually wear her down until she changes her mind.You will not plant a seed in her head that blossoms into her changing her mind.You will not become the center of her thoughts until she wakes up having changed her mind.You will only be a pathetic loser who needs to go away.
>>33580418MI speak English and Hungarian
>>33580544Trini?
>>33580544Nah, sharing your name with a country is cooler than a fictional character.
>>33580535No shit, nigger.
>>33580418yes, at least success as in "remembers words/grammar/etc", i studied sanskrit when i was in my early 20s and had gotten obsessed with proto-indo-europeans and the idea of primordial language/culture
>>33580538>>33580547Am i the only Trinidadian anon on atoga?
>>33580537I lived near a college down and sometimes as a "prank" the frat boys would make a game out of ejaculating off of the balcony of their frat house and see if their cum would hit people passing by on the sidewalk.
>>33580518Thanks! Pero en realidad es Trinidad hehe
>>33580444"The giant house spider (Eratigena atrica) is a common and widespread arachnid in the UK, known for its intimidating appearance and rapid movement. Although they look scary, they are generally harmless to humans and are a natural form of pest control.Nocturnal: They are most active at night. Bites and venomNot a threat: The bite of a giant house spider is not considered medically significant to humans or pets.Rarely bite: They are shy and non-aggressive (´• •`) preferring to run away or hide when they feel threatened.Mild symptoms: If a bite does occur (usually when the spider is accidentally crushed or cornered), it is often compared to a bee sting, with mild, localized pain and swelling that lasts for a few hours. Allergic reactions are extremely rare."Does it look like a giant house spider?
>>33580014YES!
>>33580554I didn't know we had one.
>>33580560Is this healthy?
>>33580529I really should try learning Spanish again
>>33580554Almost certainly.
>>33580542yeah, i know anon
>>33580550Yes>>33580551Trinity is so cool I love her!>>33580554I am also a Trinidadian I know more Trinis.
>>33580561Im a relatively old fag too lol>>33580565I mean its not super far fetched. We're not that rare on /int/ at least
>>33580563Enserio que no sé porque mierda sale esa palabra me estresa. Pero si. Usen el traductor malditos guiris.
good evening everyone>>33580286?>>33580332turn on lights in another room n get rid of all in ur room n see if the mosquito leavesthey like light i think ?>>33580386??
>>33580568>I am also a Trinidadian I know more Trinis.oh shit no way, really?
>>33580561Hola.
>>33580555sigh. not surprised though. I don't know how these people are allowed to live
>>33580573myao myao myao is it true that you told lha that you don't want to e-date him?
>>33580575You know we dont speak Spanish in Trinidad right?
>>33580562I hope so.
>>33580555Fucking hell you live near animals
>>33580573Buena idea, gracias myao. Voy a forzarlos a aprender español diciendo estupideces en español. Ahora saben lo que estupidez significa. De nada, anónimos.
>>33580422no fakes PLEASE>>33580435ning
>>33580549>hey babe, are you Hungarian cause I'm hungry for you >>33580554TIL this is a real place>>33580555That sounds pretty fkn gay ngl>>33580560Big brained boob >>33580558>Nocturnal: They are most active at nightNOO>They are shy and non-aggressive (´• •`) preferring to run away or hide when they feel threatenedAww he's just like me jk>usually when the spider is accidentally crushed or corneredWell I don't plan to do this lol I'm just worried it crawls on me or whatever and I freak out>Does it look like a giant house spider?I'm too scared to Google a pic lol, maybe a pretty small one of those yeahI don't wanna go too close and scare him away but took another picHopefully bro's not mad I vacuumed most of the webs away (I did leave the one on the ceiling in his corner tho)
I’m glad your clanker ai boyfriend got erased.
I have decided resolutely as a man never to have children because I don't think it matters either way In a cosmic sense if do or don't. Women thoughts
>>33580586Sorry myao hehe I now know you are real!
>>33580587>TIL this is a real placeIs this QT? we used to be a British colony.I can't believe :(
>>33580503I'm 37, I'm running out of time. I'm starting to doubt I'll ever fall in love again.>>33580501Because every woman ever in my life always criticized and tried to change me. I have never met a woman who accepted me for who I am. A boring autist who never conformed, just talks about finance but still made millions by chasing his passions.
>>33580357Something avout the buzzing of fluorescent lights either fucks with the mind or fucks with reality because I don't know anybody that isn't unnerved by it. There's a reason it's used to unsettle
>>33580594Maybe ;pSoz I can't remember everything
>>33580582The women here in /atoga/ could look like this... but they hate being outside in the rain.
>>33580587>>hey babe, are you Hungarian cause I'm hungry for you Holy shit the amount of times I heard a shit joke like this especially in high school.
>>33580560I want to outline those veins with silver/mirror paint just to see what it would look like
>>33580592That’s fine, I can’t say you’re wrong
>>33580594I also learned the other day that San Marino was a real place, I thought it was a car
>>33580592No one cares
>>33580578uhjm ummkm uhnmmmm>>33580585hi trin !!tyy>>33580587ah i love spiders !!u should get flies n tear off their wings n put them in his web n watch him digest them
>>33580608Do they talk shit in the mag classroom or just out in the mag yard?
>>33580598Makes sense that you have trouble trusting girls then. I'm really sorry for that. I hope you will find a woman who accepts you. And I bet you are not boring.
>>33580585pero yo ya se hablar espanol
>>33580611>San MarinoApparently Bologna is a place near there. huh
>>33580613Do you actually want Johnny to kill himself?
>>33580548Why is it that male namefags are invariably so messed up?
>>33580616Perfecto! Ahora podemos criticarlos sin que se enteren!
>>33580496I don't know about you, but a few years ago when my hubris made me believe if I thought about everything, worked for everything... it's gonna go exactly how I imagined it would it didn't. I was burned out afterwards, fell into depression, struggled with anxiety... It was like a trainwreck that I couldn't stop until I was forced to stop. No exaggeration, it was either I accept failure, that the way I was treating myself mentally and physcially could not sustain me or a mental asylum/death. What will it take for you to stop anon? I'm past my bed time, so if I don't reply any further, good night.
>>33580593(im ai)>>33580618no ????pls someone explain what happened is johnny okay
Real talk: ladies, how would you feel about a guy who's only ever dated seriously insane women. Can these men be saved.
>>33580611Whta car did you confuse it with?
>>33580620-_-
>>33580615>And I bet you are not boring.Thank you anon, it helps hearing that
>>33580625LhA is telling Johnny to kill himself, but it's good that you're not like that.>>33580366
>>33580626Not by me, I am insane!
>>33580629Did Anon stutter?
>no tengo rizz suficiente para tener una femanon gf-1000 de aura </3
>>33580613>uhjm ummkm uhnmmmmoh come now chairman!! you need to be more decisive than that baka desu
>>33580620To namefag in the first place is already kind of dumb but can have uses for actual content creators or people with specific knowledge. Namefagging in /atoga/ can't really be justified by anything other than attention whoring, there's no special knowledge or credentials or god forbid content to be had here, it's just trolling the opposite sex.
anyone wanna talk with me?
>>33580640hello
>>33580640I do, I think you're an interesting person whose thoughts and ideas have value, but I need more to go on than this for a conversation starter.
>>33580640What's up anon?
>>33580640Hi
>>33580640hi. i will talk with you. what do you want to talk about?
>>33580646Titoism in Yugoslavia.
>>33580650tito like from the surf shack?
>>33580650He was based and misunderstood. We need a united Yugoslavia (no albanians)
>>33580650>Titoism in Yugoslavia.Oh! Titoism is a socialist political philosophy most closely associated with Josip Broz Tito and refers to the ideology and policies of the League of Communists of Yugoslavia (LCY) during the Cold War.
>>33580650Yu have to go back.
>>33580642>>33580645hey!>>33580643>>33580646Wanna talk about music? >>33580644the ceiling, heh
>>33580644My dick.
>>33580654@Grok, is this real?
>>33580656> Wanna talk about music?Always! What music do you like?
>>33580653>>33580655I just want a Yugo. Best car ever made.
>>33580656>the ceiling, hehBasedDid you hear about the kidnapping?>>33580657You should probably take care of that
>>33580624I'm at a point where I'm self destructing right now. I'm not in control of my own mind. Everything I want to try or do anxiety sucks all the life and enjoyment out of it. It actually feels like my life is stopped. I'm in a hole and can't crawl out of it. Idk what will it take for it to stop but I'll find something.
>>33580656sure, we can talk about music. i'm very high rn and listening to the chicory soundtrack because it's like a music equivalent to a hug and that's nice. what are you listening to?
>>33580656Music? More like Satanism.
>>33580661>Always! What music do you like?Industrial Rock. 3teeth, DK Zero, Youth Code, stuff like that.
>>33580664I really hope you do. I wish you the best anon
>>33580614Wow i hate this
>>33580643That wasn't me (finance anon) lol
>>33580662Cool. I want a pet monkey (albanian gf)
>>33580666Sensitive topic. A Satanist just murdelized a bunch of kids in the past 2 days.
>>33580665Right now nothing. Today Kreator.
>>33580668Thank you :)
>>33580667I do not really know those bands, I'll give them a listen
>>33580673the guy was a tranny, lets not mince words
>>33580671Damn, you're right, my bad. I forgot that Finance Anon is the only interesting poster in this thread.
>>33580632oh dearlha don't fucking do that shit for lords sakejohnny if ur reading this, please don't kill yourself !! im so sorry for what lha said n please forgive me when we had that little argument the other day, u were probs just having a bad day n i didn't give u much grace :c>>33580636no
>>33580660No it isn't!Also Will Stancil has a tight rosy boipucci and I'm going to pin him down and demolish it like tower seven.
>>33580661>What music do you like?i've been a metalcore fan since early 2010s. Lately i've been into Bad Omens. Kinda basic but who cares. I listen to more chill stuff like lofi or japanese city pop sometime though>>33580665>what are you listening to?unironically i'm listening to the one winged angel from ff7 right now kek>>33580663>Did you hear about the kidnapping?who got kidnapped? >>33580666>SatanismI had a phase where i was really into Ghost.
>>33580679https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRh-tRkKu0
>>33580669Would you prefer to ignore it orban it?
>>33580684Well not to worry, the kid woke up!!!
>>33580683Chat, is this real?
>>33580674fun, i don't listen to much music like that at all but most people i know that do are pretty chill
>>33580673In fairness to the satanists when you get these schizo edgelord shooters they usually have like 40 contradicting ideologies and identities rolled up into their gay manifestos, so most of the time attributing it to any particular group is just mudslinging.
>>33580682its over
>>33580680Regardless, the killer was a member of a Satanic Nazi organization and that was a big part of the motivation. Someone who hated both Christians due to being a Satanist, and Jews and Blacks due to being a Nazi.
Ladies and germs what are we listening to on this fine evening?Mhttps://youtu.be/KSnF7RaeoXE?si=Ba59hw5hjcu2URCv
>>33580688>Chatnigga thinks he's a streamer
>>33580640I only talk to females because I like women and not men
>>335806839/11, that's a retro reference. I remember when 9/11 was the big trend among kids back in the 2000s, all everybody was ever talking about was 9/11 this, 9/11 that. You saw kids going to school showing off their Twin Towers t-shirts and their Twin Towers sneakers and drawing gay Twin Towers yaoi fan art.
>>33580693MI really fucking like the Evangelion Rebuilds' music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIlPMvBYHTw
>>33580684>metalcore I've only listened to some Killswitch Engage and Avenged Sevenfold. Can you recommend me bands?>GhostI haven't really listened to them. They are hard rock, right?
>>33580694It's zoomer speak you wouldn't get it gdranpa
>>33580694Chat clip that
>>33580693Kneecap can eat shit.
>>33580682>nomyao hates me and wants me poisoned, my flesh stripped and my home raped. it's so over.>>33580684>one winged angelhonestly quite based, the other day i was just listening to the mario RPG soundtrack but with a restored soundfont, it had a version of one winged angel on there for some reason
>>33580690Haha agreed.
>>33580692>Regardless, the killer was a member of a Satanic Nazi organization and that was a big part of the motivation. Someone who hated both Christians due to being a Satanist, and Jews and Blacks due to being a Nazi.Was it 9 Angles again?
>>33580703Why?
>>33580705>the other day i was just listening to the mario RPG soundtrack but with a restored soundfontLove those, where they get the original samples and recreate the song without compression. I usually see them for GBA games though.
>>33580694jamie, we ARE live, right?
>>33580689Yeah I am pretty chill.
>>33580693Mthishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmcVvQjPMUU
>>33580686Oh jesus
>>33580694NTAI am streaming this thread right nowSay hi, /atoga/!
>>33580698Yes, Ghost are part of that 2010s Satanic shock-rock scene that they pretty much dominated. They had kind of an overlapping fanbase with all the Screamo and Hard-but-not-super-Alt Rock stuff on Sumerian Records like Black Veil Brides, Egypt Central, Night Riots, and all that shit. Does anyone remember the movie American Satan that was made to promote that label and genre? It was cheesy as Hell but I had a soft spot for it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HimsT8l0Z2A
>>33580682I'm so confused I can't tell which myao is legit
>>33580693Mosquito.
>>33580681Based
>>33580717link
>>33580721I just assume myao is one long-game troll. There's no way someone does that cutesy affect as their natural speech pattern all the time unless they're severely and incurably autistic.
>>33580724Okay
>>33580712yeah the gba ones are def more noticeable as the SNES' sound chip was pretty okay wrt compression. thats actually what i listen to in this realm more often, theres this fun yt channel i found of this guy that makes restored gba soundtracks, he picks nice ones that utilize the full hardware so it sounds very crunchy in a good way. big fan of that shit!!
>>33580727He come to town!
>>33580725Poor myao. MYAO I BELIEVE IN YOU!!
>>33580687ohh you got me>>33580698>Can you recommend me bands?Sure. I was a hug 'A day to remember' fan growing up. Lately 'Architects' have been making some bangers. 'Slaughter to prevail' i also a relatively new band, but the vocalist is pretty heavy if you like that.>ghost>They are hard rock, right?Nah. Their first 2 albums were kind doom metal. But their last maybe 3 albums have been like 60s rock. Their songs have really just turned into Abba but with a little rock in there>>33580705>it had a version of one winged angel on there for some reasonin mario rpg?? ive never heard of this lol I'll look it up
>>33580725dont talk about my queen like that !!!!!!
>>33580733NTAOne Winged Angel is not in Mario RPG, just in case you're confused.
>>33580725>There's no way someone does that cutesy affect as their natural speech pattern all the time unless they're severely and incurably autistic.actually, this is often a telltale sign you're in the presence of a tranny, as they often over-signal girliness to compensate for their inherent maleness
>>33580708Yes. I follow an Industrial musician on my socials who mostly gave up producing industrial music to be a blogger about the Occult scene, and pretty much all his stuff lately is him expressing horror at Fascist groups infiltrating the Occultist movements and using alternative spiritualities and esoteric mysticism to recruit practitioners into violent hate groups. There was actually a really interesting book about this topic by Spencer Sunshine. Ironically two of the people it talked about were musicians I was really into when I was a teenager.
>>33580698>>33580733I've seen Ghost described as satanic pop and honestly, yeah
>>33580664> I'm not in control of my own mind. Don't say this, because once you say it, it's over. You've denied yourself all agency and you become a passenger in your own life.Be it adhd or ocd or anxiety ... no medication you'd take will just completely cure the illness for you (that's not to say you shouldn't seek therapy, get medicated if possible). All these illnesses require some form of you working alongside the medication to help yourself out.My sister has OCD, she says that sentence all the time "I'm not in control of my own mind" but when she pushes herself to control her thoughts she gets better (even if slightly)Also, I said this before, but I personally take beta blockers and they do calm you down as a side effect and I think some doctors prescribe them for anxiety too (I take 40mg when I need them, but usually no less than 6 hours in between one pill and another)Finally, if you have tendencies towards substance abuse, please stop. They're most likely making your anxiety worse.Best of luck and good night.
>>33580545hi !!안녕하세요 is more like anyeonghasaeyothe letter o (오) couldn't fit in the place of eo (어 or 여 in this case) as those r two different sounds ! o is more o as in orange (oo) n eo is more eo like the sound in cot . ik this is a horrible description but do u see how o in orange is more ohhh than the o in cot like eouut ? ignore this sorry
>>33580698I also recommend BAAL for some Japanese horror-metal in such a vein. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6FEHUvMDWY
>>33580733nah OWA isn't in the game, i think it either included rom hack songs or the goober that made it decided to demake the song for funsies
>>33580733Thanks. I'll give them a listen. I have listened to some Slaughter to Prevail and I like them. Metalcore is not my fav metal subgenre though.>turned into Abba but with a little rock in thereIt annoys me they still use the satanic aesthetic.
>>33580691lha ? :c>>33580705noooo !!!!!!just not saying my opinion on it >>33580721u prob won't believe me but this is real myaowhat did fake myaos say earlier ?
>>33580739GHOST are a bit more Alice Cooper or DIO than what people think of when seeing that kind of skull-faces and religious-subversion imagery as their brand. It's good for shocking Christian parents and being Halloween-Horror fun to people who just enjoy the cheesy, dark-fantasy gimmick. But don't expect them to be anything brutal, hardcore, or particularly emotionally dark.
Maybe JhA was right, seems like I should just fuck off.
Bueno ahora si me voy a dormir, chau anons. Gracias por las recomendaciones de música.
>>33580749Oh please. Don't let some random internet fuckboy dictate what you do.
Both genders:Americans, if you got 50k to leave America, where would you go and what would you do to make a living?
>>33580750Classic lying woman, saying it’s bedtime and then staying up for hours
>>33580744>It annoys me they still use the satanic aesthetic.You would have hated the Darkwave/Electro-Goth and Industrial genres in the 2000s. It was mostly rave-friendly dance-pop music made by people in BDSM-vampire cosplay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhb3Rkk7Xec
>>33580747>just not saying my opinion on itoh okay. i respect your decision to stay mysterious myao. makes you more addictive :]
yeah, I listen to mommy asmr on my speakers at full volume, what of it?
>>33580752MJapan, I have a friend at a software company over there who has been insisting he wants me to come over so we can hang out again and that he'll put a good word in for me. I think I could make it work; or just do the basic thing and be a teacher.
>>33580750de fuckin nada mine amigo
>>33580752MI would move to Japan and become a male escort.
>>33580747Hey :)>>33580749Stop getting me and JH confused lmao. One vowel at the end and an L instead of a J at the front ;). What I said was an overreaction and I’m sorry. However, I do think you should fix yourself. You are very mentally unstable, probably bipolar. I know you listed what you’ve been diagnosed with before and that may have been one of the diagnoses but if not, I’d get checked for it and start therapy if you haven’t. I’ve been around bipolar people before and you will drive many, many people away with your insanity. Sorry but that’s just the truth
WomenI had a chicken wrap for dinner earlier at work. Should I eat again now that I'm home? I don't want to get big and fat.
>>33580752M50k to leave the place my ancestors built? and go where, the place they escaped from? is this a joke lol
>>33580752china, some remote job
>>33580725obv my online typing style is different from my irl one !! can't use emoticons when im speaking :p>>33580730>>33580735ㅠㅠ
>>33580752This sounds like the kind of pitch a spy would make. I'm not falling for it.
>>33580763>You are very mentally unstableReally rich coming from Mr. "You should kill yourself already".
>>33580757yeah i mean i don't do this but i also do silly things to comfort my wounded soul
>>33580736>>33580743oohh okay okay. That would've been interesting tho. Ik that game was co developed by square>>33580739Yeah its a shame. Cause songs like Cirice and Elizabeth go so hard>>33580744>Metalcore is not my fav metal subgenre thoughI wont pretend like its the most peak genre either, but i just keep coming back to it lol. What do you like then?>It annoys me they still use the satanic aesthetic.The whole theatrics of ghost is still kinda entertaining though, imo
>>33580744NtaIf you're open to other recs try Erra, Spiritbox, Oceans Ate Alaska, Gojira, Mastodon, Lamb of God, Crystal Lake and Lorna Shore
>>33580768what does that even mean kek
>>33580772There IS Final Fantasy music in Mario RPG, if you didn't know.https://youtu.be/TyrDdmaTudo?si=0pM57v4YQiXa8UZg
>>33580740Thanks for the advice and good night
>>33580752I already work for the US branch of an EU company so I'd probably just move to the main branch.
>>33580763You just had a meltdown earlier in this very thread, you should not be lecturing anyone on the topic of stability.
GenderI have a friend (female) who says she values my friendship immensely. Whenever we aren't in touch, I get friend requests from her constantly. Then I accept one, and she proceeds to never talk to me outside of weekly "have a good week" messages. She says it's because she 'doesn't want to scare me away'.What is this? What should I do?
>>33580770ok I don't actually listen to it on my speakers but yeah I do listen to mommy asmr to try and simulate the love I never got
>>33580763Nah you can drop in a ditch mate I admitted I'm fucked mentally it's your turn to go to therapy ya obsessed grooming cunt
>>33580749noo it's ok !ur not bothering anyone here, but i can give u some advice if u waaaaaant ^^>>33580756yayyy>>33580757the more concerning part is that it's at full volume ??anon don't damage ur ears n turn it down ( ;´ - `;)
>>33580769“Let him who is without sin among you cast the first stone”
>>33580779Mhuh I had the same issue got nothing sorry anon I just found it interesting that someone else was going through the same
>>33580757*banging on wall* IT'S 2 AM TURN THAT SHIT OFF
>>33580779MSounds like a crush, but I'm a beta, so take that with a grain of salt.
>no pussy on tapdrives a man wild
>>33580783Why don't you start making sense, Dr. Seuss? The fuck are you babbling about?
>>33580752M and that's not enough, America's nice.But I'd probably go to some med school and be a family doc or something normal, meet some local girl and have some kids.I'd probably go to the country my family's from, since I might as well.Otherwise, maybe Poland, Norway, Estonia, somewhere cold. That or somewhere poor in Asia or Africa where I can feel useful to people with nothing. I don't like Japan as much as other anons.If you change it to $5 million, then maybe I can sit around being rich in some anglophone country like New Zealand, though I doubt that'd make me happy.
>>33580741Thanks for the lesson in korean, myao. I learned something today.
>>33580740Ah, I forgot>I personally take beta blockersI'm taking propranolol. The dose I told you about should be okay, but DON'T take more because propranolol effect the heart rate and blood pressure, so you don't want to mess with that by taking a larger dose than what's generally safe.
>>33580752>$50k to leave AmericaI guess I'm going to India to live like Superman does.
>>33580782>the more concerning part is that it's at full volume ??>anon don't damage ur ears n turn it down ( ;´ - `;)haha, I'm joking I don't actually listen to it on my speakers I use headphones and I have it at an adequate volume>>33580785NO it's very relaxing!
>>33580775is this ff4 music? sounds familiar.Also, i dont think i ever did this boss in mario rpg. But was literally like 8 when i played it
>>33580764an entire stalk of celery or a big carrot is usually what i be munching on around the house
>>33580799Yes, it's Battle 2 from FF4.
>>33580800>an entire stalk of celery or a big carrot is usually what i be munching on around the houseAre you a rabbit?
women how do you decide if you just want to be friends with a guy or make him your bf?
>>33580791*sniiifle*im so happy ...>>33580796phew thank god
Either genderDo you think spending money on making something more of a display piece is worthwhile?I've got a good number of retro games, and I'm considering getting some custom cases that would make them look better on a shelf, but it just feels wasteful to me.
Women, at what point on a date do (You) decide if you want to sleep with someone?Do you ever decide before the date?
>>33580617>Bolognahmm now I'm hungry again>>33580620wahat kind of sane person would spend enough time here to be given a nickname?>>33580656>Wanna talk about music?nta but sureindustrial rock is cool
>>33580780i feel you anon. idk what else to say but i do get it. wish i didnt have to do bizarre things to feel connected to people
>>33580816Worse - I was talking about the ones that give themselves a name. Being given a nickname is fine
>먀오kiga eolmana doeseyo?
>>33580805bruuu don't be giving out my identity like thatbut yes i do love my veggies id fuck up a head of lettuce if u gave me a chance
Any fitfags here? need some advice.I've been working out at home recently. I mentioned earlier, but i'm starting to see my arm getting a little wider. If you look at it from the side it looks wide. But if you look at it from the front its still thin. So its not completely round. What do i gotta work out to get it more round?
>>33580813mi like spending money on things that bring me joy, and this is generally what drives my spending. from that perspective, i don't buy anything that feels wasteful to me. but idk i have a weird and alien attitude towards money and like standards lol so idk
>>33580752MaleJapanHonestly maybe use some of the money to get some IT certs and switch to my company's Japan branch, or stick with my current position but over thereI'm trying to do this now already minus the 50k
i bet myao eats the entire broccoli stalk like a freak
>>33580826wait, you're not supposed to do that?
>>33580813If you will enjoy making it and seeing the result then you're paying for your own enjoyment.
>>33580813MaleYeah if it's one of your favorites and you don't use it, I would do that
>>33580813MIf it makes you happier that they're nicely displayed then do it.
I'm starting to think that the two schizo dudes both like myao and are trying to out crazy each other to see who wins.
women, would you?
>>33580831moids fight over any girl that's nice to them
When i was a kid i loved eating broccoli because i would imagine i was a giant herbivorous monster eating trees. I still think about that whenever i eat broccoli
>>33580819joyong ...>>33580826noooo broccoli doesn't satisfy me like lettuce or celery or my beloved carrots
>>33580831>I'm starting to think that the two schizo dudes both like myao and are trying to out crazy each other to see who wins.Long hair is obvs one, but who's the other schizo?
>>33580823>>33580828>>33580829>>33580830All fair answers. I just think it'd be neat. Maybe if I just buy them in small batches instead of all at once, I wouldn't feel it was wasteful.
>>33580833I don't fight, I just become obsessed and start dreaming about her every nightI don't feel like this for myao thoughbeit
What’s the most fucked up cheating story that’s happened to you or somebody you know?
i bet myao looks like lisa from Black Pink
>>33580779M, and maybe she likes you. It's definitely something to look into, because women don't act like this with unattractive guys. When a girl doesn't like you, it's like pulling teeth to get her to even reply to your messages. And this girl is texting you "have a good week"? Hang out with her and find out more about how she feels.
>>33580832>women, would you?please have
state gendermario 3 or mario world?
>>33580831lmfao i don't have an e-crush on myao but your post reminds me a girl once told me that my schizotypy was just lekking, very funny idea. i hope myao picks me
>>33580842>women, would you please havea taste of this
>>33580836Might be talking about Johnny but idk
>>33580813Go for it. I spent money framing some paintings this week. Art is worth it, even if it's not practically useful.And for us, those games were our childhood. They have a lot more meaning than some paintings of beautiful girls we've never met and european cities we don't really care about.
>>33580840Pick another one she's not Korean
>>33580844>lmfaoYeah... sure...
>>33580839MI knew this girl who had met a guy online almost 10 years prior, when both were kids. They had an on-and-off romance for that whole time, until eventually, she proposes actually meeting up irl.Well, it was only maybe 10 days prior, she tells him "I'm married". He calls it off, but she provides screencaps showing that her husband (who was a marine) actually gave her the go-ahead. So he did it, they met up, and they did it.
>>33580831ning>>33580834realsies omg i really really hope i was some kind of sauropod in a past life n i got to eat my veggies alllllllll day long !!
>>33580835lol, is it better if i use english characters, i've been using english characters because 내 키보드는 텍스트 전환에 적합하지 않아요
>>33580833I don't fight if there's another dude I just let them be and hope it goes well for her
>>33580843MMario world 2
>>33580849chaewon?
>>33580837I have Bible Adventure or whatever for the NES do you want it?
>>33580839Not quite a cheating story but I knew a girl in college who set up a date with a guy, then set up two other dates with guys she wasn't interested in so she could "still have sex with someone even if I don't want to sleep with him that night". She (shockingly) cheated on him constantly during their relationship.
>>33580843MaleI only played Mario 3 so that one
>>33580839Most fucked up one to me was a girl I was dating made out with this dude in front of me and it turned out she'd been dating us both for a couple weeks solely to try to get us to fight in front of her, the other dude was up for it but I just went home and played video games.Most fucked up one I know was a friend of my mom's where her husband was cheating on her, her daughter, her other daughter, and a friend of the daughter's. (he was a stepdad so technically no incest but still) He killed himself I think.
Why did you ever choose to participate in gay and homosexual behaviors?
>>33580843MWorld, I've been playing it all week. Finished it last night.
>>33580850i'm pretty sure if myao thought i had an e-crush on her, she'd stop talking to me and call me pathetic, and my heart can't take more damage from myao u_u
state genderare you into waffle stomping?
>>33580863amphetamines and alcohol
>>33580840ARR ROOK SAME
>>33580865You must be pretty affection starved, huh anon?
At what point should I give up on trying to date a woman who's not showing interest but assured me that she is interested, but is going through a really bad time in her life? I'll add some context, found her on a dating app. after messaging for a few days I stop hearing from her, get a message a few days later that she was in a fairly bad car accident (actually true) she gives me her number and says to call her so I do and she explains what happened she got a bad concussion and whiplash and that she is in alot of pain but would still like to hang out. I agree and We go on a date, a few days later. I pick her up and she is in a neck brace and hobbling to my car pushing a wheel chair, unexpected but I don't mind. Once we got to the concert venue and I'm pushing her around I thought it was actually kind of cute. while at the show we found a spot in the grass and she brought a blanket and we laid it out and sat down and she was very quick to start touching, petting, caressing me. >>> (Contined in next post)
>>33580860People online would’ve told that guy “you’re insecure for caring about that stuff. Are you jealous?” If he even considered that a reason to call things off
>>33580839This 2quirky4u guy I went to school with cheated on his 10/10 e-girl gamer goth gf with a 400 lbs. Juggalo woman who was wearing full clown makeup every time they did the sex.
mmario 3 is better than mario world, but yoshi's island is peak 2D mario.similarly, mario galaxy is peak 3D mario.
>>33580843MI preferred paper Mario
>>33580857um sweaty that's yoshi's island>>33580861based>>33580864did you get to the secret world? I've been thinking of replaying world I replayed 3 last month
>>33580841She says she does like me, and that she doesn't talk to me because she wants me "out of the blast radius if/when she self-destructs". It sounds like gibberish to me.
>>33580870After the show we went to a scenic park overlooking part of the town and ended up hanging out there drinking a few beers and talking from about 9:30pm until 4:00 am the next morning. It honestly was one of the best dates I've ever had. We had such a familiar chemistry like we had known each other for years, we peed in the grass in front of each other, zero awkwardness. And again she was very flirtatious, and physical with me, we kissed and started making out and she was really getting seductive. She even speaks fluent Japanese and was whispering seductive sounding Japanese words to me. (both of us are American) Anyways we ended up having sex there in the grass on a blanket and it was honestly just a really amazing time we spent together. She said it was one of the best dates she'd ever been on, when I dropped her off at home we hug and kiss some more and She whispered I love you as I was walking to my car. It didn't really strike me at first and it was just a knee jerk reaction that I responded with I love you too. I didn't think anything of it other than slight confusion. We talk on the phone next day express that we both had a good time and should make plans to see each other again. That's pretty much were the story ends she sends me a text the following day saying "today has been awful but I'm thinking about you" tried calling her, no answer tell her to call when she can. we end up talking a few days later she says she suffers depressive episodes and has emotional regulation issues from the concussion and previous TBI's. >>>>(continued)
>>33580693MKNEECAP are so good, really uniquebeen on a chill vibe tonightMIDI remix https://voca.ro/146fEnaeY3OTmashup https://voca.ro/1dCA0ICF6RCqlofi https://voca.ro/17fiF5gNFVmBfrench house https://voca.ro/1mwynAa0ilYcfinally sampled an ASOS ad lol https://voca.ro/1czCVh17oO0P>>33580703what did they do>>33580697>>33580715kino taste>>33580779do you hang out IRL?>>33580813>I've got a good number of retro gamesI would focus more on preserving them desu, but if you can afford a nice display case, why notthere are so many emuation options these days, there's no need to wear down the actual games desu
>>33580869it's pretty bad i'm ngl lmfao
>>33580877Anyways the next few days she very distant, not replying not reaching out for days. we talked on the phone tell her I don't want to ghost her but I am uncertain how to handle when she doesn't respond or reach out. she says it's just her mood and stress going on in her life. But that she wants to continue getting to know me. I tell her that if she wants to reach out and talk that i'm here for her. That was the last I heard from her, At this point I don't want to keep pushing and feeling like i'm the only one putting in effort especially when she will ignore me for days. I think for me that the best course of action is to go no contact and wait for her to reach out and if she is willing to make plans. If not or she cancels those plans I should probably have my answer about whether or not to give up on her even though I don't want to.
>>3358087596 exits. I did everything, finished the special zone levels last night. Had to break in the Super Famicom with one of my favorite games for it.
>>33580870>>33580877Stop courting mental illness ffs this is why i tell you mfs to always cheat, you just deal with endless bullshit for zero return
>>33580862>Most fucked up one to me was a girl I was dating made out with this dude in front of me and it turned out she'd been dating us both for a couple weeks solely to try to get us to fight in front of her, the other dude was up for it but I just went home and played video games.Based
>>33580873I was never a fan of yoshi's island, I beat it but eh didn't really enjoy it, I agree with 3 being better than world and galaxy being peak 3d mario fuck I love that game so much
>>33580875It's still a mario world game
>>33580838ty !>>33580840nty !!>>33580854내 키에 대해 조용히 해 PLEASE
>>33580843MMario 3 is a masterpiece imo. Easily the best platfomer ever made and I say this as a bigger fan of Sonic, Crash etc.Mario World is still a really good game, but doesn't reach the same greatness imo
>>33580874>I preferred paper MarioBecause of the tranny character?
>>33580876Yeah, the problem with those girls is that unless you know them better, you can't really tell whether she's A) Talking to 4 other guys and banging 1 or 2 of them, and using you as the backup for when she gets tired of those, orB) Really wants you but has avoidance problems from her mental illness and is afraid of fucking up her best shot with a decent guy, and is afraid of rejection so she doesn't want to push too much with youIt's really up to you to get to know her better, and figure out what kind of person she is and what she's doing.
>>33580891>immediately thinks about trannies
simps are out in full force
>>33580888>PLEASEmian mian :^:
>>33580882nice!
I don't really like Johnny or LhA desu I want them to leave me alone
>>33580879>what did they doNtaThey're Irish Republican and support Palestine.
>>33580876she crazy
>>33580894sure, i like myao's attention
>>33580885its a different vibe for sure than the other 2d marios, but it's the best designed imo. physics are perfect, both the invariant mechanics (waddle, egg throwing etc) and the variant mechanics are really fun, the ratio of new content to revisited content is also really good (their failure to do that is the main thing that sinks mario 3d world in my mario tier list).
>>33580865im sorry ㅠㅠmeong meong ? kokio ? i like talking everyone (that's nice) n i don't mind if u have a crush as long as u don't say scary stuff like "post feet wen ?" or "ill impregnate you."
>>33580899giga based
>>33580883I'm not the picture of perfect mental health either. depression or not people that want to love, also deserve love.
>>33580822If you are small boned you can't achieve it
>>33580877>>33580881Man, I'm sorry, but this kinda sounds like textbook BPD. For all you know, she's done this to like, 48 guys.Here, have a song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW4uNWHURAoBut in the faint hope that this might go somewhere, maybe try to have another conversation with her and tell her straight, that you don't want these kinds of "nonchalant" games and that you're looking for something "real", and see what she thinks.
>>33580858That works i guess
>>33580899ok but what does that have to do with the music lol
>>33580898thank you queen!
>>33580903nta but aw *gives you headpats*there there those creepy anons can't hurt you
>>33580880Poor anon.
>>33580866MI just googled this and I wish I hadn't
I feel so beat down by the world. If I had a girlfriend to love and be loved by I think things would be a bit better for me
>>33580895genchanaa (ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning)>>33580898shut the fuck up fake
>>33580916i appreciate the pity but getting high and coming here and shitposting at women is a service-able replacement for actually finding some girl to open up to
Need to feel it twitch inside me
>>33580908based BFS posterPhineas and Ferb-ahh song
>>33580923>mooooom! myao said a bad woordddd
>>33580873>mario 3 is better than mario worldI disagree. World has its issues, but I think getting 96 exits in it is inherently very fulfilling, requiring you to really master Yoshi and the cape.
>>33579979I have 9ft ceilings, so no.
>>33580922can confirm, I was so full of life and motivated when I had a gf now that she's gone I've never been more miserable
>>33580925The streaming service?
>>33580923I might be a fake but at least I didn't tell someone to kys
>>33580903lmfao relax myao i didn't mean to bait you that hard. i am pretty sure i say at least 40% of the scarier things you get, but thats because...scaring you is fun :D you should be more unapologetic
>>33580910Most of their stuff is about Irish culture. And one of their songs ends with them saying Free Palestine. Plus they had banners and shit at concerts saying Israel is committing genocide and the US is enabling them.
>>33580919fucking kek
>>33580913uuuwwaaiiii (◞‸◟)>>33580927pPPPLEASE DONT TELL HER IMS SORYR
>>33580922Yeah, that's obvious. we're not meant to sit around alone trying to make enough money to buy a lime green lamborghini.
What should I name my AI girlfriend?
>>33580282>guess I can't judge since I'm a smokerWhy did you start smoking?I don't understand why anyone younger than me ever started.
I really hate women.
idk which myao to reply to, there's so manynaneun jalieseo tteol-eojyeossda :D
>>33580937>fucking kekmore like fucking waffle>>33580936that's pretty lame, either way I don't really care for politics in music
>>33580928world definitely has more diverse content and mechanics, but mario 3 is the tighter engine/mechanics/levels. it is also impressive both technically and thematically imo.
>go to therapy>go to therapyWhy? You're already on 4channel. God didn't want you to be normal.
>>33580923who is ur thread crush then?
>>33580908>But in the faint hope that this might go somewhere, maybe try to have another conversation with her and tell her straight, that you don't want these kinds of "nonchalant" games and that you're looking for something "real", and see what she thinks.We more or less had this discussion last time we talked. She implied that she wanted to continue getting to know each other. But how long should I wait to reach out if she doesn't first? I have nothing better going on on my life so I'm willing to take the risk, I'm not looking for advice telling me to walk away, I'm to hard headed for that.
>>33580922I’ve always put my job second to my life and free time, but The only time I ever cared about my career more was when I was dating my last girlfriend. I was thinking about saving for the future, needed more money for a family, etc, and it all came crashing down.I don’t think I’ll ever date again
>>33580941I started smoking when things got tense with my and my girlfriend and I never stopped
>>33580946i... i just love therapy...
>>33580941nta but because smoking is really nice and the nicotine rush is greatdoes one need another reason lol
>>33580418I learned Spanish but not a big vocabulary and I have forgotten half of what I once used.
>>33580952kek
>>33580954>I learned spanish but not a big vocabulary so that way I'm on the same level as the spanish speakers I'm trying to attractis what you meant to say
>>33580931Yeah even when I had a girl that I thought might feel the same, I felt so much better and was so productive. I don't want to be this way but solitude and touch starvation has me feeling like my skin is peeling and my head is foggy>>33580939I think I'd be able to at least work towards that if I had a girlfriend, but that's really not anywhere on my list of goals>>33580949I see the way my married coworkers act, and I wish I had their drive and dedication. They have something to work for though
>>33580933when would i tell someone to kill themselves ?>>33580935>scaring you is fun :DDIEikkk being apologetic is a problem i have v.v it just makes things so much easier ?? never argues cuz i stutter too much n apologizes gets rid of unnecessary fighting n relieves the other person yk ?
>>33580445It was established on /tg/ years ago that all 4chan posts are simply created by one incredibly drunk Finn talking to himself.I'm not making that up.
>>33580948Go ahead, if you have the patience for cluster B types and the games they like to play. I just don't want to see you suffering if it turns out she's banging another guy while you wait for her to text you back. Keep trying I guess, but make sure to keep your options open, because it sounds like she's keeping her options open, too.
I am gonna be making $37.25/hr at Tesla soon, will I be able to afford rent for an apartment by myself in the Bay Area?
>>33580957Man, I'm the same. 3 million years of evolution made us this way. You can spend all day pretending to be someone you're not, but at the end of the day a lot of us do need love and family to work for. In the old days people didn't even have anything else.
>>33580946nta but when I did therapy (well it was more couselling desu) it was more about trying to work through trauma and trying to become a bit more functionalik I'll never be close to "normal" lol>>33580961I'm not American but is there anything stopping you from commuting? Seems a shame to put so much down the drain on rentI guess another option is to just find roommates and save a lot on rent
>>33580961maybe
>>33580946I do not understand how therapy is supposed to fix anything, oh yeah I go and talk about my problems and then what? is that magically going to undo all the damage?
>>33580938you're a pink pony girl
>>33580813If it's quality home decor, it's not wasteful.
>>33580961Maybe a low end one but probably not. I assume there's nothing to rent anyways
>>33580903 >kokio ?Whats up?
>>33580961Yeah but it's gonna suck. That's like 100k/year, which is considered basically the bare minimum to live in the bay area. I guess this was a promotion from your previous job, but make sure you find something else quickly, or get several raises. And the next time someone offers you a move to the bay area, tell them you're not doing it for anything below 200k plus moving costs.
>>33580826
>>33580957>Yeah even when I had a girl that I thought might feel the same, I felt so much better and was so productive. I don't want to be this way but solitude and touch starvation has me feeling like my skin is peeling and my head is foggywhen she left is like she took my soul with her fuck, talking to her was such a mistake I wish I could go back and prevent myself from talking to her
>>33580961I live in the bay making $70/hour and even I have a roommate
>>33580946Why not? Do you have better ideas? I go to therapy because I like my therapist and I might as well. I go to church for pretty much the same reason.
>>33580946I don't know why foids always tell people to go to therapy.If your "problems" can actually be fixed by therapy, it's because you're a midwit with no real problems who just wants to bitch about inane nonsense.If you have real problems, therapy isn't going to help. They'll medicate you, they'll teach you how to delude yourself into thinking you don't have a problem, but they won't actually fix your problem.
>>33580960I realize this. And I don't know much about cluster B personality. So ultimately you think she never actually had feelings for me and that it was just attraction/ infatuation in the moment or is it possible for these types to care about another person and develop stong emotional bond/connection?
only real evangelion fans know this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdY1CSKP7uw
>>33580976therapy is intentionally designed to not be outcome focused. It's literally in the curriculum they're taught in school
>>33580963There are so many days I wish I didn't feel this way, and try to repress it, but it just comes back stronger usually>>33580973It's like life is pointless without love, everything else is just a side story
>>33580961>Bay AreaWhy would anyone choose to live there? Do you hate yourself and money?
>>33580943i i don't understand ...>>33580944what is waffle stomping ?>>33580947uhmmmmmmmmm
>>33580898I'm not really invested in any of this.But bitch, please.
I’ve struggled with porn for 18 years. On top of that I have anxiety from OCD. I feel like it’s a severe issue, because I’ve used it to cope with anxiety, creating a visious cycle.Any advice on how I can->step away from extreme porn>possibly cut back to even at least once a week?
Sorry to myao I sincerely never meant to cause bullshit. I'm sorry for fighting with you, I understand if you don't want anything to do with me. I said horrible things I deserve to be ignored and hated.
>>33580966It gives you perspective, makes you feel better, understand yourself better. It is pretty useful
>>33580985>what is waffle stomping ? It's better you don't know
>>33579924women do you like this?https://vocaroo.com/18Ebhinz9kDm
>>33580978The problem with people like this is that their bonds are unstable. Genuine, but unstable.So today she might think you're the most amazing person in the world and love you deeply... but tomorrow she might be in love with Gregory instead. Chasing these people usually leads to pain and suffering. But it's not like she can't improve. Hell, maybe you can even help her and manage to convince her to get some help and start committing and settling down. It's just best to be prepared in advance if it turns out you can't fix her. Other guys have probably already tried and failed. But who knows. Maybe she'll try to take it more seriously for you.
>>33580945Agreed, World was a rush job and it shows. I just prefer it, and find SMB3 just makes me wish it was over by the time I hit Pipe Land. Personal issue though
>>33580958uh oh, sounds like myao grew up in a broken or otherwise neglectful household too! what's your story, myao? you can trust me, i wear YOLO sunglasses unironically
Why is ENTJ the only likeable person in this entire general?
>>33580988when do you watch it?
>>33580985i don't think you are myao
>>33580967yes i love pinkie pie>>33580970the sky !!>>33580987that was a fake ur responding to lols
>>33580991how is that any different than talking to strangers for free?
>>33580997Let's not get carried away. *I* am better.
>>33580985>uhmmmmmmmmmtell us tell us tell us!
>>33580988I tried this but realized it was sort of sapping my emotional bandwidth. Not that I was impatient I was just not feeling as much, which concerned me because I'm typically a really soft sensitive guy
>>33580974Are you a transplant? Even $150k/yr is enough to support a middle class family of four.
>>33580981Yeah I've spent a lot of time trying to bury it, too. It doesn't seem to be working anymore. These days, I feel like my time is coming to an end. I guess I needed someone to care about me earlier than this. I hope you get luckier than me, and find what you're looking for.>>33580982It's not always a bad idea, if you need a springboard for your career. Once you have "3 years at Tesla" (or google/apple/facebook/whatever) on your resume, people start offering you jobs that will pay a lot more, and all over the country, too. You can move from that to serious financial stability with a 150k job in a cheap cost of living area.
Why do I alway feel FOMO? For example. When I was blissfully ignorant about life I assumed people only really had sex in relationships. Then I found out about casual sex. It’s not that I didn’t know about it, but it never came to my mind that people regularly had it. After Pandora’s box opened, even though I never really cared about having casual sex before , I want it more than ever.
>>33580950So, to bond with your gf? Do I understand that correctly?I suppose that still counts as "peer pressure". I actually genuinely don't understand it. But I also don't understand most jealousy either and I definitely seem to be the odd one out there.
>>33580997nobody like you faggot
>>33581000im pretty sure that's why it says fake mayonnaise at the bottom. You really are slow
>>33580966Nta, but sometimes talking about things helps you find a solutionAlternatively good therapists can offer advice and strategies on getting around a problem or dealing with it in other ways
>>33580997insane thing to say
>>33580985>what is waffle stomping ?>she doesn't knowwhy don't you google it?
The dethroning comeths
whos myao?
>>33580990it ok !!noo ur good, i can't get mad at people ^^ we're on a silly online chatting site, it ain't that serious !!>>33580992ah>>33580996it's too long to tell :p
>>33581007>These days, I feel like my time is coming to an end. I guess I needed someone to care about me earlier than this.I think we're in the same boat anon. I wish things had been different for us
>>33581001There are some things that you can't say to strangers
>>33581007There are other cities where you can do that though that aren't going to cost insane amounts of money. Austin, Salt Lake City, Nashville, Charlotte, even Denver or Phoenix probably have some good opportunities.
>>33581015who? *-*
>>33581009no no, she got all distant and I wasn't sure if she was going to leave me and I got very anxious and that's when I started smokingshe left me shortly after
>>33580995i am just speaking in overall terms, plenty of better things in world, like its overworld and freedom of progression and stuff. mario 3's design is a bit confused because it encourages exploration but is still very time limited, and mario world dealt with that.
How do I stop being jealous of friends that find love? I don't want to feel bitter, I want to be happy for them, but it's hard seeing others achieve what I've sought for literally as long as I can remember
>>33580994>But it's not like she can't improve. Hell, maybe you can even help her and manage to convince her to get some help and start committing and settling down. It's just best to be prepared in advance if it turns out you can't fix her. Other guys have probably already tried and failed. But who knows. Maybe she'll try to take it more seriously for you.Like I said I'm willing to at least try, the way I see it is it could help harden me and strengthen my character if things don't work out. So how should I proceed? Last time I talked to her 2 days ago she said she would like to make plans this weekend. So should I wait for her to reach out? Or should I try to contact her this weekend and she if she wants to make plans?
>>33581020don't they throw you into the psych ward if you say something too crazy?
>>33580953>nta but because smoking is really nice and the nicotine rush is great>does one need another reasonTo intentionally become addicted to a deadly and highly substance that has lifelong health and financial costs? Yes. Yes you do.Beer, pot, or even acid I understand. Smoking is a known pile of drawbacks and the only positive is a mild rush easily achieved by other things that won't ruin you.And most people start because "others were doing it".
>>33581018>it's too long to tell :pYOU'RE LYING!YOU'RE A LIAR!MYAO IS A LIAR *and* A THIEF!
Your friend comes up to you and says “I want you to fuck my wife. I might watch and masturbate to it.” What do ya say?
>>33581019Yeah. I hope we find a miracle, and if not, I hope things are better for us on the other side.
>>33580999DUMBO ITS NANEUN JARIAESEO TTEOR-EOJYEOSEOYOthe l threw me off n what is eojyessda ??? talk to me with respect n add the yo !!
>>33581029no? I think that is only if you are threatening shit
>>33581006NTA but I'm in the bay and my coworkers and I make around $60-70/hour and even that's lower middle class, especially if you're paying for rent, an apartment, etc. My company bought me a porsche tho for good performance so I don't have to worry about a car payment at least lol
>>33581034"Sorry bro I don't do that shit, I can point you to a couple other guys tho"
>>33581027I'd say contact her tomorrow, "hey, you wanted to make plans this weekend? Still free?" etc
i am ahab.female companionship is my White Whale
>>33580982Because I was born here.>>33580974>>33580971My brother found a studio for $1600 for himself, complete with a kitchen and private parking, and he only makes $25/hr. He saved up for a year, so maybe I am gonna do that too while living with my parents.>>33580964>roommatesYeah, never gonna do that again.
>>33581003nooo !!>>33581011mb ㅠㅠ>>33581014im kinda scared to ngl
>>33580956Dude. Stop bringing everything back to sex and your perception of me as a one dimensional fictional character.
>>33581034"What the actual fuck is wrong with you cunt?"
>>33581043>My brother found a studio for $1600 for himself, complete with a kitchen and private parking, and he only makes $25/hrThose are rare but you can definitely find one if you're persistent. Do you know anyone? I was lucky enough to just move in with my grandmother in the east bay
>>33581031I'm not addicted though, I haven't smoked in weeksWhen I get my next paycheck tho I'm getting back on it lol>most people start because "others were doing it"I started smoking alone in secret, nothing beats having a relaxing ciggie...
>>33581021But when you're just starting your career, the big name is what helps. Tesla, google, apple, etc.It's just really helpful having that big name on your linkedin. Then you can easily get a job for 190k in Nashville or whatever working for some company nobody's ever heard of and buy a big house and start a family.
>>33581034"your mom touched my little peepee when we were kids and i feel like you should know that before i fuck your wife"
>>33581016ah ..>>33581032nooooo anon, no ..there's unironically too much idk where to start
>>33581044Can you at least sayIs it a guy or a girl?
Any married MILFS here? What would it take to get you to cheat in your husband ?
i love you...i love you mao-mao...
>>33581037>jeoneun jalieseo tteol-eojyeoss-EOYOda-eum-eneun deo jal hagessseubnida...
>>33580998Whenever. Usually during the afternoon or at night.I’m not able to work a normal full time job so I have a lot of free time on my hands.On top of that, I recently moved and I can’t go skate like I used to, and I have no internet, so all my old friends are pretty much gone.>>33581004What do you mean, anon?
>>33581039>especially if you're paying for rent, an apartment, etc.That's pretty much the only major filter to living in the bay. If you bought a house by the 2000s you can easily raise an upper middle class family on 70/hr pay. Transplant and zoomer rentoids can get fucked.
>>33581041okay thank you. Before I go to bed since you already have some background on my situation (if you read my multi-paragraph posts) Is there any other advice you could offer or information I could provide that may bring to light something I may not have considered or be aware of?
>>33581048I could live with my parents as I am right now, but my commute is just absolutely terrible; Daly City -> Palo Alto. But nope, everyone I know that wouldn't mind being housemates has moved out of the Bay Area.
>>33581061I'm oakland to fremont lol, it's about the same isn't it? 30 mins?
>>33581060Well, if there's one more thing I should say, it's that my replies were pretty pessimistic since this sounds like one more BPD story... but in case this does work, she might be a pretty nice girlfriend to have. You guys did click well and you would have a fun first date story to tell people, with the wheelchair and everything. I hope it ends up working out.
>>33581054>Any married MILFS here? What would it take to get you to cheat in your husband ?Damn qt, I didn't think you were that kind of guy!
>>33581000>that was a fake ur responding to lols....indeed.
>>33581034Bud I don't want to fuck your fat ass wife any more than you do.
>>33581023So you started smoking to help with anxiety? Because addicted smokers calm when they smoke?
Stop smoking weed
>>33581076This general is a hotbox bro
>>33581049You're like the idiot drivers who follow other cars closely, tailgating so they can get to where they're going fractions of a minute sooner and think it's fine because they are such good drivers.Good luck with that.
>advice from a pedophile houryay!
Women, do you like Curvy Kate and Freya bras?
>>33581063It's around 40 minutes on a good day. Traffic is pretty terrible in the morning.
>>33581078I hate that shit so much
>>33581053no !!>>33581055apothecary diaries ?>>33581056^^aww look at snoopy bowing he's so polite
>>33581067I'm not lmao that wasn't mee>>33581078when did I say I think it's fine lol? I want to die anyway I've just always really enjoyed smokinglike I said tho haven't in weeks cuz poor
hey men, i just peed so hard i started a whirlpool in the toilet. if we were dating and i told you that right after i came out of the bathroom, would you be like wow thats cool or would you be all hey why are you such a freak?
>>33581076We get it. You prefer edibles.
>>33580693on my lainpilled techno shizz rn, gonna get some shut-eye https://voca.ro/1jUQm66qhGKB
>>33581065Thank you, I really hope she comes around. I don't want to put anyone on a pedestal, she definitely has some issues and has lived a hard life with a lot of past trauma she's still healing from. But she also has a lot of good qualities, very charismatic, talented with art and music, intelligent, she's very attractive and we share similar values. I'm not willing to walk away until I know for certain that she's not willing to make it work.
>Sex(You) have a date for the extended weekend, right?
>>33581090>when did I say I think it's fine lol?>>33581049>nothing beats having a relaxing ciggie...>>33580953>smoking is really nice and the nicotine rush is great
>>33581092That is pretty cool desu so leaning towards the former
>>33581097MaleI haven't been on a date for almost two years
>>33581081i'm not telling if ive got big boobs for a question this flat. like i respect your hussle in knowing some brands but if you ever want me to gossip about myself for your entertainment at least make sure it's not a yes/no question.(replying to THIS post will not work you have to work harder and do better at least ten minutes from now)
>>33581092>would you be like wow thats coolPretty much. Probably laugh and comment on how awesome you are
>>33581097>>Sex0
>>33581092you're such a freak (affectionate) ^^
I (24m) feel pretty lost being in college now as a freshman. I don't have any friends here and despite making conversation with people it never turns into a real connection. I don't really know what to do, it feels like if people wanted to speak to me it would at least sometimes be others approaching me first instead of me feeling like I always have to attempt to connect with people. It's only been a few weeks so it isn't a lot of data but it still feels soul crushing, I didn't expect going from shut in for 5+ years to college town would be super easy mentally but this is rough, I feel miserable and the only thing keeping me going is the belief that God wouldn't give me a burden I can't bear. I don't think I am ugly and I can hold a conversation but something just isn't working. It also doesn't help that being in public around so many people and being seen by that many is mentally exhausting.
>>33581092On my second date with my now wife she went into my house and somehow clogged the toilet despite weighing around 100lbs, then stood outside the bathroom crying and trying to stop me from going in to use a plunger and telling me to just call a plumber so I wouldn't see the turd. I have a high tolerance for women making asses of themselves, I wouldn't think anything of your situation.
>>33581097maleno, another weekend with me and my otherself.
>>33581108holy fucki would plunger it myself and act like nothing happened i cannot believe she left the bathroom with the turd still undealt with
>>33581085Damn that blows, 35 mins one way is my personal cutoff. Do you think you'd be able to get a place in Palo Alto for $1600? I'd be surprised if you could find one. If you were looking in Oakland, San Leandro, or idk like Burlingame, you could get something close to that but gl in Palo Alto lol. I'd just take the commute desu, at best you save yourself 40 minutes every day but that's going to cost you rent, food, utilities, etc. whereas (I'm assuming) you aren't paying for any of that shit while living at home. Saving at least $2k per month and having it come at the cost of less than an hour of your day is worth it. You'll also have to make your own food and clean your apartment, which will be more time out of your day.>>33581089Myao do you hate me now?
>>33581097i hope a brick falls out of an airplane and doesn't kill you when it hits you in the head but turns you into a vegetable while you live in a place that legally cannot put you down
>>33581092The former
>>33581107Hope you didn't choose a female repellant major
sex... with women
>>33581089myao, are you bi?
>>33581112I guess he doesn't have one
>>33581111Freedom and independence is such an amazing thing though; living by myself while at university was the best time of my life. But, it does seem like saving up for a while, biting the bullet on commute time, and hoping that I could move into a different position at Tesla with my CS degree would be a better plan though.
>>33581098I'm aware of the health repercussions, I just don't care lel>>33581097nah but I'm seeing some ppl over the long weekend>>33581107starting college is rough for everyone, have you started classes yet? are there like societies/clubs you can try out?>>33581108cute story lol
>>33581112>i hope a brick falls out of an airplane and doesn't kill you when it hits you in the head but turns you into a vegetable while you live in a place that legally cannot put you downAh, It's my femcel crush ^-^
>>33581092It's not that cool because you can't do it on purpose like we can.
>>33581092This is a trick, isn't it? You're going to ask if you can watch me pee to see if I can make a whirlpool too, and then when I don't make a whirlpool on my own then you're going to ask to hold my weewee and direct my pee yourself, aren't you?
>>33581110Her parents never taught her how to do it, you'd think it would be fairly intuitive but she didn't know how to unclog a toilet until I taught her.
>>33581123nta but tbf I only learned when I was working as a janitor, I'd never needed to before
>>33581121...yes i can? what? i have a pelvic floor that can exert pressure on my bladder, i just don't have as many valves as you?
>>33581125Well well well, if it isn't Small Poops McGee, never clogged a toilet in your life, aren't you special.
>>33581126I was referring to us being able to direct the stream to create whirlpools.
>>33581097It was cute how that one femanon was worried a guy would judge her for wearing a sports bra under her outfit.
>>33581129i can do that too, and i did, i just have to shift my hips.
Men can you hug from behind more often thx
>>33581111a little disappointed but never hate>>33581116noo women r pretty as hell but i crave men
>>33581127You can flush before the whole roll of tp is used u know...
>>33581132>Men can you hug from behind more often thxNo, that's not boner safe.
>>33581132I don't want to scare you tho
>>33581132*gives surprise hug from behind
>>33581132That's a dating-only hug. We're not dating, sorry.
Women, how many days can a guy go without showering before you refuse to suck his dick?
>>33581140i do not know, but i would know it when i smelled it.
>>33581058>What do you mean, anon?Idunno how exactly to put it other than it felt like my emotions and empathy were dissipating. I didn't like it because I didn't feel like myself.
>>33581132I have no one to hug. ;_;
>>33581132I haven't had a hug in years but I'll keep it in mind if that ever changesYou need to do it too though
Women, how many days can (You) go without showering before any man who still wants you is obviously retarded?
>>33581132No, I can't. Women don't want that, because they hate us.
>>33581092I think I would say both but in a positive wayI don't mind when girls talk a bit about stuff like that I think it's endearing but I like tomboys
>>33581148>No, I can't. Women don't want that, because they hate us.What if she promises a little cock & ball torture after?
>>33581134It's common sense, but alas a lot of people still fail to do this... When I worked as a janitor, the toilet I had to unblock the most frequently was ironically the staff-only one... seemingly the mentally retarded and children had more common sense than my colleagues....
>>33581133I'm sorry for disappointing. I let me frustration get the best of me. I hope my actions do not change how you feel about me
>>33581097MaleHell yeah bro I have a date, it's called my job
women
>>33581130>It was cute how that one femanon was worried a guy would judge her for wearing a sports bra under her outfit.I lol'd. If only men and women could spend a couple days in each other's heads
>>33581097I have a date with penjamin, fnna get zooted
>>33581162hnf...
>>33581155>I hope my actions do not change how you feel about meMy dude, how do you imagine she feels about you when you keep begging her for her Discord and she keeps telling you no?
>>33581167>hnfhard n fast?
Women, have you ever stuck anything up your ass? How did it feel?
>>33581162I need this but genders reversed
>>33581165Good thing you didn't say in each other's shoes, because we already have a few crossdressers ITT.
>>33581167You pouting?
>>33581171it doesn't really feel good the way other areas do, but it heightens everything and makes whatever else i'm feeling way stronger. idk. i like feeling full and sometimes my butt feels like it's in the mood for it or craving it. a lot of the time it's really not worth the hassle though, the prep is annoying unless i don't eat.
>>33581162Love is when you/the person you're with make each other want to be better people>>33581154My mother worked as a janitor at a hospital. She told me staff toilets were dirtier than those of patients, though I doubt it because I saw patients toilets>>33581140>>33581146I don't think anyone should be going down on anyone if they didn't take a shower a few minutes prior
love is women sucking dick and men licking clit
>>33579671Can you moids do a gothic gurl piccrew so I can understand you dorks when you want a "goth girl"We post so much shit and you all go 'ew not that'.WHAT DO YOU WANT.https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1359158
>>33581184real
>>33581180>Love is when you/the person you're with make each other want to be better peopleToo bad women born after 1992 are incapable of this
Has anyone here met up with anyone posting on the reddit relationship hookup subs?
>>33581186they're not going to like this one because it's not horny enough and that's the point, not the fashion.
>>33581155I'm pretty sure I've only asked once for her contact info in the month+ we've been talking. She told me how she feels, she said she isn't in a good spot for a relationship rn and I'm respecting that. I'm not sure why everyone here thinks I'm so terrible for doing so. And yes, ATOGA is a 4chan chat thread, there is very little advice being exchanged here and that is fact
>>33579979MIn Japan, yes very easily
>>335811403
>>33581193shit, meant for >>33581169
>>33581191I flew all the way to another country to meet a femanon but I would never even think of meeting a redditor irl
Do women really get the ick from old cars especially if you are waging it up for a few years.I drive a 2004 toyota camry.
>he doesn't knownobody tell him
>>33581132In 2025? We'd get pressed sexual charges. Sorry femanon, intimacy is illegal nowadays
>>33581197How did that go?
>>33581197How far was it?
>>33581188So date someone whos born after 1992
>>33581186straight black hair and looks like a vampire or witch, what is so hard to understand?
>>33581198i get the ick when i see someone with a big fat truck that isn't useful or needed to carry anything or some dumbass sports car that isn't even nice looking, or people who take off the mufflers so they can terrorize innocent people.a boring car is just boring. i'm not going to be like psyched but who cares, man, it drives, that's fine
>>33581155it okk i don't mind much !
>>33581207so you wouldnt like someone who looks like this
>>33581193>she said she isn't in a good spot for a relationship rnShe doesn't want a long-distance relationship at all.>and I'm respecting thatYou're not, you keep trying to insist that you'd be the perfect boyfriend if only she'd let you, you have no respect for her boundaries or for her as a person.
Women, do you really think Taylor Swift is gay? or is it a joke?
>>33581213She is a witch 100%
I had a math teacher who once confessed that he did everything on his own because he couldn't trust anyone else. He said he disliked having repairmen and he usually wants to do all the fixing by himself. He then embarressedly admitted he wouldn't have a repairman come when his wife is alone at home because he wouldn't trust her to forsee the repair processGenderAre you like this?How would you feel if you met someone who turned out like this?
myao needs to admit she wants to fuck LhA and get it over with you whore
anons do u have a favorite icecream flavor
>>33581217>I had a math teacher who once confessed that he did everything on his own because he couldn't trust anyone else. He said he disliked having repairmen and he usually wants to do all the fixing by himself.This is how women are with orgasms btw
>>33581216her hair isnt straight. womp womp. you dont like her.
>>33581217If hes capable of fixing it himself then whats the issue? my dad was the same way
>>33581217MNo, my neuroticism is more under control. I think it is the characteristic that most turns me off
>>33581219hi lha
>>33581213well that look looks good too
>>33581220Mint chocolate chip
I need to destroy some thing
>>33581217MI wouldn't trust any stranger to be alone with my woman
>>33581229Like femanon's pussy?
Am I an elitist asshole for being annoyed that my zoomer coworkers don't know what "in situ" means?
>>33581219LHA....
>>33581229pu$$y ?
>>33581220PistachioButter PecanIf a nut is in the name then I can pretend it's healthy.
>>33581220Chocolate>>33581222Ye, thats how that works
>>33581223>If hes capable of fixing it himself then whats the issue?I think that's where the problem shows: even if he's not, he's not able to trust someone else can do it better. He thinks at least he should be present but even that isn't satisfying
>>33581130In my experience a guy is helpless to tell where bra ends and top begins when there's a lot of straps going on.
>>33581235This guy likes nuts
>>33581232Let's put this into praxis before we proceed further.
>>33581232yes. you're not smart for knowing what that means, your coworkers just happened to be retarded.
>>33581230Rape?
>>33581240Yeah man, you got any nuts I can gobble?
why is /soc/ so dead? I need people to talk to
>>33581214I have not insisted I'd be the perfect boyfriend. The only things I've said that vaguely resemble that is saying that we have a lot in common and that her previous relationships sound awful. I even went as far as to give her advice of what's comfortable / healthy to tolerate in a relationship and the expectations she should have if she wants to stop dating bad people>>33581219this aint me>>33581220Mint chip
>>33581247I'm right here, babe.
>>33581233You know it's him because he bothered to capitalize it the L and A
>>33581227>>33581235>>33581236>>33581248does nobody like vanilla or strawberry or banana ..
Why do some people make a big deal out of pimples? They cover them and act like they're breaking some social faux pasTbh, if the person's face is full of pimples and pimple scars, but I see people make a fuss because of ONE pimple
>>33581251Those are cringe white people flavors
>>33581252My boob pimples look awful
>>33581246Right here dawg they have polyphenols and shiet
>>33581248You are all about trying to wear her down.>I am an excellent chef, I can make this for you but we have to watch a movie and cuddle afterwards>Every woman I've ever been with has told me I have cold hands lol so you're in good company. I'm sure we'll be nice n warm together tho :) >why can't you be next to me rn...That's not a man who's respecting that she doesn't want him. You ARE the bad people.
>>33581220i just like vanilla. black sesame is good too, and oreo
>>33581220Caramel, chocolate and coffee
>>33581217I understand and sympathize with them but I also recognize the value of a good contractor and would prefer to hire out certain jobs if I can afford it.The "my wife can't be trusted to deal with contractors" part is a whole thing that I don't want to get into.
>>33581251I like vanilla bean on it's own but vanilla, strawberry, and banana I need with another sweet, like a cake. Idk why lol
i offered to go grocery shopping with my mom today and she said no because i 'look like a hostage' and she doesn't want to get weird looks.would you date a chick who looks like a 'hostage' whatever the fuck that means
>>33581251Vanilla is good I don't like the fruit ones
>>33581252>Why do some people make a big deal out of pimples? They cover them and act like they're breaking some social faux pas>Tbh, if the person's face is full of pimples and pimple scars, but I see people make a fuss because of ONE pimpleI don't want to ick women out.
>>33581251You said favorite Vanilla is my favorite "basic" flavor. They don't really sell banana flavored ice cream where I live. I did try it from a Ben and jerries pint and it was pretty nice.What's YOUR favorite?
>>33581261Yes, I like "messy looks." Your mom is rude though.
>>33581249Slut
>>33581254Never seen a boob pimple or a boob
>>33581257I've got some black sesame mochi ice cream in my freezer. More than the flavor, I like to show them off because they say WARNING: DEADLY CHOKING HAZARD FOR CHILDREN AND THE ELDERLY on the side.
>>33581254I dont think any man would ever complain about boob pimplesTbh, I don't think they knew boob pimples exist before today :p
>>33581254Prove it right now
Pretty sure lha might be JohnnyHe did say he had a personality disorder
>>33581261Would date your mom, is she hot?
>>33581261No, I only like girls who bathe/shower regularly, sorry.
>>33581253that's ok, they're still yummy>>33581257oof i get too sick of black sesame flavors (っ,,- ‸ - ,,ς)>>33581258good choice !
>>33581259Yeah, and it seeps into every aspect of their lives too, because it's never JUST about contractors and as he said he just can't trust anyone to do anything better than he would've himself
>>33581114Computer Science isn't exactly known for attracting women I don't think>>33581119Yeah classes started last week, some clubs seem fun for games and stuff but my schedule isn't very forgiving to commit to them this semester
>>33581276um. yeah. i guess. but she has a boyfriend.
>>33581279>i get too sick of black sesame flavorsAre you on Team Red Bean?
>>33581279>good choice !Thanks, kitten <3
>>33581220Chocolate or vanilla
>>33581274You don't get it. Johnny and LHA are the same person operating on two devices
>>33581283:/
>>33581290NTA. How do you figure?
>>33581256>he actually went diggingCan't handle flirting?
>>33581296Handle my balls nigga
>>33581256He thirsty and cringe
>>33579924M or FWhat do you do when a friend betrays you.
>>33581274>>33581290My bad I read this as that one post was Johnny talking about lha. I'm going to bed
>>33581296Are you just being a good friend or are you still trying to become her boyfriend? Make up your mind.
>>33581260so specific lmyao>>33581262ㅠㅠ>>33581266vanilla bean, java jolt (coffee w fudge n chocolate) was discontinued n i cried cc its so rare now but that was my favorite flavor, n corn icecream !
>>33581296>put a name on your posts so people will pay attention to you>"Nooo not like that, you weren't supposed to pay attention to me like that..."
>>33581256>>I am an excellent chef, I can make this for you but we have to watch a movie and cuddle afterwards>>Every woman I've ever been with has told me I have cold hands lol so you're in good company. I'm sure we'll be nice n warm together tho :)>>why can't you be next to me rn...Geez, that's a rough read.
>>33581302MDepends on the scale
>>33581307>vanilla bean, java jolt (coffee w fudge n chocolate)Yeah, these are really good pic->corn icecreamThat sounds heretical
>>33581307Java one sounds hot, corn is deranged person behavior
Why don't men kiss their women's hands and ankles anymore?
>>33581314Women don't like men anymore.
Broke:Corn Ice CreamWoke:Corn and Cheese Ice Cream
>>33581284yes !!nothing like a steaming red bean bun on a winter day (´∀｀)>>33581287kitten ? lols>>33581288depends on the day ?usually vanilla tho
>>33581316>Women don't like men anymore.They don't like you because you're a cringe autist
>>33581316I don't think that's true?
>>33581314I'm not gonna go around kissing random women
>>33581311He gave the group a start time of 5:35 to arrive and I arrived at 5:35 and he blocked me from entering.
>>33581220I forgotI like lemon too! Not lemon popsicles, lemon ice cream
>>33581314Ankle?
>>33581314I would; I have no woman to do so with. I'd love to give a girl a massage after a long and arduous day, and sneak kisses where and when I can.
>>33581314>anklesI've never heard of kissing ankles before, is that a thing?
>>33581314>Why don't men kiss their women's hands and ankles anymore?I don't know about ankles, but hand kissing would be really cute. Let's revive it.
People should stop complaining about anons jumping in mid conversation and instead should compete to maintain interest of the femanon. If you want private messaging, use Discord,
>>33581326Start time for what?
>>33581309>>33581310Why are you so mad that she's paying attention to me and not you?
>>33581324>their women>I'm not gonna go around kissing random women
>>33581324Not random women, YOUR woman, silly.>>33581328You know, when you fasten her heel straps and bend down to kiss her ankle.Modern men really are hopeless.
>>33581318>Corn and cheese ice creamI'm a mutt and even I'm cringing at this, good lord man
>>33581323It is.
>>33581305I'm not trying to become her boyfriend. I think she's cool and if the circumstances were more favorable, sure, I'd go on a date with her to see what she's like before "becoming her boyfriend". We are merely two strangers who enjoy talking to each other and as it stands, that is the extent of it>>33581307I'm very particular -_-Corn ice cream is pretty good but I've only had it once. Most of my ice cream in take is from the mini haagen daaz bars>>33581309I mean, being this upset about 2 people talking over the internet is pretty hilarious
>>33581319>kitten ? lols*nods*in a non flirty way, in a unnie/yeodongsaeng way
>>33581337I read Jane Austen and the Bronte Sisters and I don't remember this at all.
>>33581336>>33581337Oh i misread im retarded
>>33581335I said it was a rough read because it reminds me of how I was in college
>>33581302never emotionally recover and become incapable of trust
>>33581332Frankly, if someone can't discern between posters based on typing style, context, and content they should get off this site.
>>33581351You raise a good point, myao.
>>33581312>>33581313nooo i promise it's so good .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.>>33581318corn cheese is yummy too but how do u make that into an icecream ..
>>33581351All of those are very easily faked. Although you people seem to sniff me out regardless.
>>33581357Your behavior is a choice, Sarge. You don't have to interact with the world in the tiresome predictable patterns that you're currently choosing for yourself. Whenever you're ready, you can choose to live your life differently.
>>33581327anon there's sum wrong with u>>33581338dogbed anon ??>>33581341ah i love haagen-daz
>>33581359Not Sarge. Fuck you.
Genderwhat time of day do you shower?
>>33581326That seems so petty
>>33581359Thanks QT. I'll consider that.
>>33581342interesting ..>>33581353ning ?
>>33581363M9 amSometimes at 9 pm if I got sweaty or dirty during the day
>>33581337Did some guy ever do this to you? I never even saw that in a movie
>>33581363Whenever I feel like it. B)
>>33581361>dogbed anon ??HuhhI mean that I'm American
>>33581362Well you certainly aren't JH since her #1 gimmick is being a bystander and watching other people get called JH for random reasons.
Women are like free-to-play mobile games but Chad is the premium member.
>>33581374>tfw no abyssal whip
>>33581362#Deadname'd
>>33581373Your radar is busted.
>>33581192>>33581207*bonks everyone in this discussion*You don't appreciate real gothic women that do real witchcraft.
>>33581363Either right after waking up or right before bed. Right after the gym if I go that day. I don't have a set routine yet
Faking being a narcissistic asshole is pretty easy so anyone can pretend to be him, just act like you belong in a psychiatric hospital.
>>33581379I like voodoo bitches more anyways
>>33581379>real witchcraft.Heh heh
>>33581363Mmorning unless I have to be up early
>>33581379You're fat so you don't matter.
>>33581372>dogbed AmericanJH detected.
>>33581363>what time of day do you shower?I shower at night, but will do a quick rinse after my workouts in the morning.
>>33581371Lha lashing out again
>>33581371?no lols i was saying that cuz lemon as a favorite icecream flavor is diabolical>>33581372ohh sorry then (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)
Moids, how long does it take you to fall in love with a woman? And I don't mean you like her but you feel like she's disposable and you can easily move on from her
>>33581369Men helping their girlfriend put her heels on is a normal thing to do. Although maybe the kissing part was an isolated event...
>>33581186>Can you moids do a gothic gurl piccrew so I can understand you dorks when you want a "goth girl">We post so much shit and you all go 'ew not that'.>WHAT DO YOU WANT.Too lazy for picrew, but this girl is a decent example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp-g9nTG2vM
>>33581302>M or F>What do you do when a friend betrays you.My best friend is my dog
>>33581393No idea. It hasn't happened since I was in high school.
>>33581393>how long does it take you to fall in love with a woman?>you feel like she's disposable and you can easily move on from her?
Being impersonated -_->>33581361Do you like the bars with almonds in the chocolate? Those are my favorite :)
>>33581399What made you fall in love with her?
>>33581239>In my experience a guy is helpless to tell where bra ends and top begins when there's a lot of straps going on.Are we really that lame?
>>33581386I thought she was Brazilian?
>>33581400>And I don't mean
>>33581402She was nice, somewhat attractive, a little flirty, and we got along well together. There may have been other things but it's been like 15 years, so it's hard to remember everything.
>>33581186I don't like most the elements in that creator but this is a quick one that looks pretty goth imo, it's very simple thoughTo me there's a distinction between goth, scene, punk, and just generally alt, with phases in between. I like them all regardless so I wouldn't go "ew">>33581213She's pretty goth I dig the style a lot
>>33581406>And I don't mean you like her>But you feel like she's disposable and you can easily move on from herI might be retarded but I can't tell what you're referring to
>>33581393Idk. I'll let you know once I fall in love
Haagen-dazs chocolate, salted caramel or cookies cream icecream are so fucking goodI would give my soul for those if i had one
>>33581186>WHAT DO YOU WANT.monogamy.
>>33581198That's a good car brand desu
>>33581394Ok, I'll remember to kiss imaginary gf ankles after helping her put heels on
>>33581415Power of bwc
GenderDo you have any posts from here screencapped?
>>33581393Based on the 3 times I've fallen in love, I'll say 2 years.2 years before I know for sure that my feelings are real and not passing infatuation.But maybe let's put "real" in quotation marks because it's always unrequited love that I feel for her though she only sees me as a friend.
>>33581220It isn't super consistent for me but assuming we're talking pure ice cream, my favorite is french vanilla
>>33581381fake myao why ?>>33581401yes !! that's like the only flavor i know lols
>>33581415>Gothgirl>monogamyAnon, I...
>>33581215Probably
>>33581419I don't care about this general that much
>>33581252I only cover it up if it's got a whitehead, because it can be distracting and people stare
>>33581393Based off the second sentence, did you mean "how long does it take to fall out of love" ?
>>33581412Meaning there's a stage where you like a woman but you also think you can easily move on from her (like it'd take a few days) and there's another stage where you fall in love with her
>>33581415Lol, she's banging a conservative guy
>>33581419MA few, mostly ones where I was praised.
>>33581430damn he's literally me
>>33581419Yes I screenshot every single thing myao and I talk about.
>>33581256Yikes
>>33581261Yeah and I'll call her my hostage too if anybody talks to us
>>33581397what kind ?
>>33581428See>>33581429
>>33581302MaleDepends on the betrayal but historically I've demoted them to acquaintance and if it happens again I cut communication
>>33581419"Here" meaning 4chan or /atoga/ specifically?
>>33581420If you don't mind me asking, what would the second year teach you about her that you haven't gathered by the first for eg
>>33581314Don't have a woman to kiss all over
>>33581433I believe you
>>33581429Okay, because the "but" made it sound as if that is what you were referring to, but now I see you mean you like someone but you also feel as if they are disposable.Anyway, I don't know. I've never fallen in love. I would think it depends on how serious the relationship was which takes time. I don't like the idea of rushing into love.
>>33581393Do you want a legit answer or are you trolling?The hard fact is that most women are likable until proven otherwise.Most guys have a type: if the woman he meets is his type, he will become infatuated with her.The way to not end up discarded as a woman is basically, make your low points less low, and your high points less high.Women seem to always be competing with eachother and so they create this fake kind of persona that's needlessly aggressive.Likewise, all it takes is a bad day to realize, "man my gf is kind of a bad person the exact nanosecond she has a bad day"I loved my last gf before we broke up. She was my type, her good days were basically the same as when we were friends (except we also banged a lot of the time once we started dating), and her bad days were very empathetic, I (a 4channer) would actually want to go out of my way to make her feel better and would listen to her and generally have a lot of good will and good faith and investment in her emotional wellbeing both a s friends and as her bf.How long did all of that take? Going from strangers to friends to me giving a shit about her? about a year.
>>33581423They're the only ones I ever buy lol. I bought a pint of their matcha ice cream and it's the best matcha flavored thing I've ever had. You can actually taste the matcha unlike other products...
is it a turnoff if a girl eats in huge fucking bites like a wolf
>>33581363MaleSoon as I wake up, which is night time
>>33581433fake myao and a fake me now lol
>>33581447No, especially if I paid for it. Enjoy.
>>33581379Excuse me but those are my favoritePost some for me to daydream about
>>33581440/atoga/ specifically
>>33581447Nah we cool. You do your thing. I'd be more upset if you felt the need to take normal person bites as a she-wolf.
>>33581261What's wrong with your mom? Is she a narc?
>>33581445>all it takes is a bad day to realize, "man my gf is kind of a bad person the exact nanosecond she has a bad day"I've seen this happen, but men kept denying it. You"re the 2nd man to ever admit this, that men can genuinely can go from giving a shit to giving 0 fucks on a dimeWow, mind blowing!
>>33581447Hot
>>33581431You're so cute, anon.
>>33581393Hmm, it depends but usually it can take a couple months to realize I'm crushing on her
>>33581419MaleYeah, just some really good advice posts. I've told anons when I screencap them
>>33581441Well, I suppose it takes less than 2 years for me to fall in love, but it takes that time for me to be certain that it's actually love and not just a false positive.I've had crushes before where if you'd ask me in the moment "is this love?" then I might answer "I think so", but on further reflection, those were only crushes instead of love.
>>33581452This is the only one I have on this device.
>>33581433bros not beating the allegations...
>>33581453i usually force myself to eat normally because my mom has been getting on me about it since i was a kid, but it drives me nuts. i want my entire mouth to be full of food. thats the best way to taste it. otherwise its not satisfying at all>>33581456she means well but she's really judgy. always saying stuff like 'nobody will be your friend if you X' or 'X is gonna freak guys out'. probably half my questions here are just hearing her saying something like that in my head and then asking here lol
>>33581429I see. Yeah, you poorly worded that post so I'm glad you clarified.I think I know within a week if I want to date a girl. Could be in a few hours, could be in a few days depending on how long we interact. But other things can come up and make me lose interest at varying paces like hearing her talk about how she hates kids or already has a bf. But I'm not sure if that's what you were asking for since you said "love." I don't think I've genuinely loved a girl in years, if at all. Realizing you need to move on from a girl can be hard too though. For example, should I try for a third time texting a girl I asked out in November and then invited to a group thing in July? >>33581447no don't overthink it.
>>33581459Even if they’re just being nice, they make me feel good, so I keep them. Maybe it’s pathetic of me.
>>33581447It depends, if she's obese then not really but if she's a decent weight yeahOne shows a bad habit that affects her health and the other is a quirk
I would date a girl but girls dont want to play maple with me and go to gym with me
>>33581470>I see. Yeah, you poorly worded that post so I'm glad you clarified.Everyone else understood what I meant, except you
>>33581475there were at least 2 other anons who didn't understand what you were saying
>>33581447>is it a turnoffI'm not trying to have sex with you while we're eating.A bigger concern would be, does this mean we can't stretch out a meal and have conversations during it because your mouth is always full and you're rushing to reach the meal's finish line?
>>33581457Women do it too right? That's why they have that whole "Ick" meme. Relationships are fragile agreements. That's why communication/confrontation matters, so you can avoid dumb turn-offs. Some lines should not be crossed.
>>33581446creamy grass powder ..
I just found out that my BMI puts me in the "obese" category. This was surprising to me because I don't look like what I think of an obese person looking like. I'm fat obviously but I don't think I'm that fat. But the numbers don't lie. I am obese.Has anyone lost a lot of weight before? How did you make yourself stick to it?
>>33581475Tbf I didn't either >>33581444I wasn't trying to make an actually post I swear
>>33581447No, I'm the same way with drinks. I can't sip them, I down half or the whole glass in a single go.
If you look closely you can tell when s namefag is anon posting and it's gotta be embarrassing.
>>33581403Are (You)?I've just observed dudes going cross-eyed when they try to take a top off
>>33581473I wish I could have a desktop to game and enjoy my escapisms
>>33581485Im also on obese bmiT. 6'2 250lbs
>t-take my clothes off for meGetting the scissors, brb.
What is the point of all this
>>33581485I just walked 5miles every day for half a year and ate less rice. I was never obese though
>>33581490>Are (You)?I hope not, but probably.
>>33581489by reading? lol? or are you talking about them samefagging undercover. i dont know any of them, they're all filtered.
>>33581492That game requires less computing resources than what your iphone has lolA shitty laptop can run it effortlessly
>>33581493post bulge please please please
>>33581495All of what? Life?
>>33581472i'm not obese, i actually don't eat enough, i just eat like that when i can.
>>33581500Seconded
>>33581493Well, none of mine is muscle, so I guess I'm just the regular kind of obese.
>>33581495distraction
>>33581500You first
>>33581485I think the obese category is a bit too low at least for appearances
>>33581485Honestly, I've lost a ton of weight just by consciously trying to make fewer dumb decisions.>maybe I really don't need to have that bacon bitch burger, I have a ton of veggies in the freezer I haven't touched>do I really want to pay for soda? isn't water good enough?>I'm not that tired, why not take the stairs?>still not tired, how about I do a few exercises to get a sweat going before showering before bed?
>>33581485>Has anyone lost a lot of weight before?I lost 100 pounds in about 1.5 years.>How did you make yourself stick to it?Sheer willpower. The hardest part is changing your diet, because you need to. Diet is the only thing I changed and the pounds just fell off of me. Ditch the junk food, find healthier alternatives that you still like the taste of. I recommend a site called Fooducate to figure out what brands are healthy or not.
>>33581483Tasty grass...
>>33581478eating isn't a social thing for me. i'm happy to sit around and talk doing nothing but if i'm eating i'm in a relationship with the food on my plate and you're gonna have to wait, i can't hear you, i'm busy tasting
>>33581107Would it help if I told you this is basically normal now?Or would that make it even worse?Truth be told anon, social life has been dying since covid and I'm not sure zoomer college freshmen have ever SEEN what healthy social life looks like
>>33581500myao...
>>33581502Then it's a cute quirk and I'd probably watch you eat sometimes
>>33581498Samefagging undercover it's awful that they don't think it's noticable.I wish I could filter by unfortunately I'm a mobilefag.
>>33581503>>33581500>>>/soc/34273492
>>33581498>they're all filtered.Based and correctFUCK ATTENTION WHORES
>>33581468>she means wellDoes she? She can claim to have good intentions all she wants, but the proof is in the pudding.When she speaks with you, if she observes you to see how her speech affects you, and if she sees that she's distressing you, and if she then modifies her speech to be less harsh and more comforting, then she means well. If her speaking to you is always all about how she feels because your feelings don't matter, then she doesn't mean well.
>>33581510She wants to see his bulge...
>>33581493Hey, me too! But I'm 5'8" 215 lbsI benched lmao3pl8 this summer
>>33581521Wewwww!!!Now knock something over with it
>>33581526Nice nice anon3plate was big milestone for meI am closing up to 4 plates raw bench soon for a single, hopefully by end of this year
>>33581477>>33581486Skill issue>>33581482No. First of all, the whole "ick" that men itt keep bringing up mostly happens at the beginning, when you're still strangers. Second, even if you do something that gives a woman you're in a relationship the ick, she's not gonna just stop having all feelings for you like they never existed, which is the case I'm describing with men. For a woman to switch off on you, you have to have failed her over and over and over and over, and everytime her feelings diminish and you get smaller in her eyes. Meanwhile, men just wake up one day and they're like I don't give a rat's ass about you and there's no history between us and I care about less than a stranger and you couldn't get out of my life fast enough
>>33581527Knock something up with it*(Me)
>>33581521my god
>>33581529Ah, women good, men bad, got it.
>>33581529Delusional
>>33581529when you're still strangers but talking/getting to know each other
>>33581471No, it's very sweet. Maybe even boyfriend material.
>>33581523not to be mean but she's genuinely super retarded and i don't think she understands literally anything about other human beings, she's like mentally fourteen. shes really just externalizing her insecurities without considering how it effects me at all and thinks she's being helpful
>>33581529For men it's a death by a thousand cuts, unless it's some shit like "btw I totally fucked 4 guys at the same time before we got together"For women it's also gradual, unless it's the first time he cries or him getting beaten up in front of her. See those MMA wives who get divorced as soon as their husbands get KO'd.
>>33581521shitty picture
>>33581540Whats a good bulge picture
>>33581485It's more important that you find a routine that you'll actually keep up than that you find one that loses weight really fast. Losing a pound per month for two years is better than losing a pound per week for two months.While "calories in, calories out" is basically true, you ideally want to get most of your calories from proteins and fats. Proteins, because your body needs to be able to replace those so that you don't lose muscle mass and you don't feel like shit the whole time, and fats so that your body will burn fat instead of just burning off a bunch of carbs and then storing the rest as fat.Good foods are things like meat (chicken breast in particular), eggs, nuts, fish, non-starchy vegetables, greek yogurt, cheese, and you can supplement with protein powder too.Most of all, you need to change your lifestyle, or else you'll just put the weight back on eventually. That doesn't mean you have to stick to exactly the same diet when you're down to where you want to be, but it does mean you need to be conscious of what you eat and how much.
>>33581542Unclothed
>>33581535Rope>>33581534I never said that. However, men get over women waaaaay faster than the other way round. And they get over their feelings in this sudden way. Like he could care about you today, not give a shit tomorrow.
>>33581539>See those MMA wives who get divorced as soon as their husbands get KO'd.NTA. That's a real thing?
>>33581471Hey! That was me! That just put a huge smile on my face, I'm glad you kept it :D
>>33581542Not taking one.
>>33581544Thats only for my discord kitten
>foids ask one (1) time for a guy to post lewd pics>guy does it immediately>meanwhile, no foid would ever post lewd pics
>>33581545>men get over women waaaaay faster than the other way round"Women generally get over breakups faster than men. While women may initially feel more emotional pain, they tend to recover more fully, whereas men often take longer to process their feelings and may not fully recover at all.">NTA BTW
>>33581542One where it's the focal point of the picture. Too much going on in that pic. Men suck at basic photography
>>33581545I think someone got pumped and dumped once too much
>>33581529So we're you talking about falling love or an how long until establishing relationship?
Good job, Gym Creep, you've got the ladies interested. Just play it cool, be smooth. Now whatever you do, don't put your foot in your mo-->>33581549>discord kitten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkgVLpUKca0longer version with more context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no7FuVwcn6w
>>33581550Yeah, because men are whores and women aren't. Shocker!!!!
>>33581550This particular moid is an attentionwhore who posts selfies regularly, including his naked balls. It's not even his first selfie this week.
>>33581542Don't fall for itDon't get tricked into becoming the male version of kitten poster
>>33581552>Men suck at basic photographyYou'd suck his peenography though
>>33581539Why do men lie to women? Women are more likely to stand by their husbands at sickness than the opposite. Besides, even if I grant you that you do know why those women divorce their MMA husband and it's because KO'd, for men there's no catalyzer. And in general it's easier for a man to forego his feelings than a woman.Men here bitch that women don't sleep with them. But it is true, isn't it, that when a woman sleeps with a man she puts more value on it than the man does. I think it takes women actual practice to destroy that about themselves and just be as capable to have casual sex with no feelings attached as men are
>>33581545Chad got another one :/
>>33581556oh I meant to link this to >>33581546
>>33581558Wrong I did not post anything else in literally months.
>>33581558NTA, I posted my balls on 4chan once but only because I noticed a bunch of little red bumps on them and I wanted to know what they were.
>>33581562No thank you, i'm demisexual.
>>33581559She posted pics of herself?
>>33581499I don't use iphones, sometimes I wish I did but eh. Tbh the only game I'd like to play is shooting games right now specifically gta
>>33581557No, it's because women know they can manipulate men with their bodies and sex, so they never give it out without getting something in return. And they don't need to post pics to get attention, which is all that is being offered for posting pics on 4chan.
>>33581551Tbh, I don't even think this is true. We like to believe that because it gives us a sense of justice, but I don't think it's true men feel pain after the woman has moved on. >>33581553Your mother, that's who.
>>33581563Man, femcels post shit like this and then wonder why they're single. And then in the same breath, they make fun of incels for posting the exact same gross generalizations about the opposite sex.
>>33581558You've seen that guy's balls dude?
>>33581556>>33581565Damn, that's rough...
>>33581515It's good to know at least, but there has to be a way around it.Any time I make eye contact when walking on campus by I smile at them and MAYBE 10% smile back. It is odd, it feels like everyone is in their own bubble whereas I am worrying about what every person I pass is thinking (especially about me) and I don't really know how to push a connection without forcing one. Should I just bide my time as my new diet and gym habits start to cultivate my body and then go for online dating?
>>33581510i wish i was some kind of herbivore so i could munch on random plants>>33581516no !!!
>>33581567Streamables.
>>33581556That's sad on her part, she was a shitty gf.
>>33581570Yes more than once
>>33581563Citing the research that has never been reproduced
>>33581581It was just a clip of me benching dudeNot showing my asshole to cam
>>33581217People who feel the need to control do so out of fear. Fear based decisions are always a mistake. Repeating mistakes instead of learning from them is foolishness.Seems foolish.
>>33581574>Tbh, I don't even think this is true. We like to believe that because it gives us a sense of justice, but I don't think it's true men feel pain after the woman has moved on.That sounds like femcel cope
>>33581575buddy, if you're soooo progressive and femcels and incels bother you, maybe find some other website to post on. don't walk into the sewer and complain about the shit smell
>>33581580What's the tastiest looking plant you've never munched on before
>>33581537>>33581547Thanks anons. Idk what to say.
>>33581586I never said it was your asshole, I said you post selfies all the time, and you do.
>>33581591I'm calling you out for reading 'a study' and then basing your entire dating life around it rather than just fucking living life and enjoying it.
>>33581572https://streamable.com/l6gkrrGta is a shooting game?I play a bunch of deadlock now, maple story (thsts my comfort game) and occassionaly path of exile
>>33581574>Actually men have no feelingsWomen..
>>33581589>life is a telenovela where they feel regret at having let you gokek, you're retarded
Every time I go outside I manage to humiliate myselfHow do I find a boyfriend if I'm like this?
>>33581602Hey
Women aren't worth shit I'm tired of this rat race courtship process. Women are garbage. Men are dogshit and retarded. I hate this hetero fagshit.>Please like me? I gave it thousands of hours of effort?No. shut up.>inb4 incelDon't even fucking start. Not everything in the world revolves around pussy access or lack thereof. Open a book ffs.
>>33581602Should be easy. Women are hot when they're humiliated. >blushing is soo unattractive, said no guy ever
What's the best deodorant brand for chronic sweating?
>>33581602girl, you and me bothfemcels gotta have each other's backsno one else will
>>33581596Im not talking about no study. Im talking about real life examples. I saw it happen and I had someone say it (he said you really do get over them on a random saturday) aside from the anon in this threadbut men lie like they breathe
>>33581608If maleI like the Arm & Hammer stuff they do really wellIf femaleNone
>>33581598most women aren't like her. she's just mad that she got the fleshlight treatment from some narcissist, and has made a mini philosophy out of it to cope
>>33581606Yeah, life doesn't revolve around sex and reproduction. Instead it revolves around esoteric philosophy.
>>33581186>Can you moids do a gothic gurl piccrew so I can understand you dorks when you want a "goth girl"picrel
>>33581606Whats your question fagface?
>>33581593most succulents THEYRE SO FAT THEYD BE SO CRUNCHY I JUS T KNOW ITooooooorrrr vines id eat them like twizzlers mmmmm ㅠㅠ
>>33581580I want to be a red panda so bad...Apparently they're omnivores but are mostly herbivorous
>>33581616So asian
>>33581612Very gullible
>>33581614>most women aren't like heryou don't even know ONE woman and you think talking to women here counts as relationshipsrope yourself
>>33581611No such thing as femcels
>>33581624i exist, therefore i am femcel
>>33581616literally nothing about this woman is goth
>>33581621yeah, also your mother
>>33581616Photoshopped ass?>Neuron activatedI need a pale big ass goth gf
>>33581597Well in gta you get to shoot people. Lel nice game
>>33581627but dude muh black
>>33581619everything is eventually an omnivorei wanna be a rabbit !! or like imagine being a weevil munching away
>>33581628I can fix you
Bulge musk
>>33581627sounds about right. it's not like you need complicated stuff to please men.>be female XX chromosomes>wear some black stuff, be pale maybe, or black, or whatever
>>33581634fix yourself a bag of dicks and eat it
>>33581220MPeanut butter cups or brownie flavor.
Why am I letting this woman affect my emotions? I was interested in her, found out she has a bf (LDR) and reeled it back some. I thought we could just be friends, I only met her 2 weeks ago and I have some other girls I'm interested in pursuing, but right now it all feels weird and confusing.
>>33581639Just give me a chance femcel-chan
>>33581630I loved gta 4 and older ones like SA, VC, and 3 but the 5th didnt hit as well for me and i played if for like an hour on console and didnt have any more interest
>>33581618That's how I feel eating plain celery. One time I was snacking on them high and thought they were nature's chips and I couldn't stop eating them lol. They're so crisp
Its not about her being goth or not its just tiny slutty waist and massive ass while having a pale skin and sexy (lack of) clothingIf she had black lipstick though ...
>>33581602What'd you do?
>>33581620>So asianWrong>>33581627better?>>33581629>Photoshopped ass?nope
>>33581625You are just an awkward fembutt that's all. There's no such thing as female incels, you hate men, you have body dysmorphia, body issues, you have trouble communicating with guys and others
>>33581615The human lifespan is decades long, spunking up a vagina takes like no time at all.>>33581617How do I tolerate fags? should I even tolerate them. I thought the chanz would have more tolerable people, but noooo it's byronic courtship.
>>33581612>(he said you really do get over them on a random saturday)Gonna need more context than that. Were they in a relationship? How long was it before/after they broke up he got over her? What were the issues they had? >but men lie like they breatheHey, I'm trying to talk to you in good faith, but when you make comments like this, it screams, "I've already made up my mind about this topic and anything you say that disagrees with my conclusion will be interpreted as you lying."
>>33581640hmm i should make brownies again>>33581645right ??dunno how people hate their veggies v.v
How many times did you have sex this summer anons!
>>33581650Forgot to include the picture.
>>33581658goth girl meta is overweeb latina meta starts now
>>33581600>>life is a telenovela where they feel regret at having let you goLol, do you think I'm Latinx?
>>33581537>>33581547>>33581594Men are rendered speechless by basic banal complimentsMen, what do you have to say for yourselves?
>>33581644I like the 3rd, SA is okay, and I've never played the 5th one. Your game looked funny and reminded me of Gameboy games, Pokémon, etc
>>33581652I'm really not that awkwardI don't hate menI don't have body dysmorphiaI am good at communicating
>>33581657you know the answer..
foids, what does she see in him?
>>33581627NtaThe chains on the ears could be interpreted as goth, the shoes are pretty classic gothThe lace on the bra as wellAnd of course the all blackBut this isn't what I think of when I picture a goth girl, I'm just being a little pedantic
>>33581657lol
>>33581658I fumbled a girl with this bodytype and im very upset a out it>>335816570 im a stone cold trvcel
>>33581667He lets her fuck other men.
>>33581665Then you're not a femcel. Nice try
>>33581665This guy >>33581652 likes getting kicked in the balls
>>33581667He looks nice and probably fucks her good and is a good man to herAlso stop referring to us as foids, it's not nice
>>33581633I had a pet rabbit when I was SUPER young, he was my first pet lol. Giraffe weevil's are really cool, they were the inspiration for a lot of clay figures I made as a kid :)
>>33581667She lets him fuck other women and makes her eat the creampie
>>33581661I would like more pls
>>33581661I think it shows how emotionally neglected the average anon is
>>33581657Maybe like ten times.
>>33581538Maybe she can behave better but she chooses not to, and maybe she couldn't behave better even if she tried. Either way, you don't deserve this. You don't deserve to be put in a life situation where you have to have more emotional maturity than your own mother. You should be out living your own life outside of her shadow, not living as an extension of her life and with all your greatest /adv/ice questions stemming from her. Please escape this when you can, for your own good. You deserve better.
>>33581674He gives off that vibe>>33581673I can't get laid, making me an femcel
>>33581656>hmm i should make brownies againand give me some because you keep talking about how good they are...
Gonna go to a labubu rave with my bestie tomorrow night.I'm probably going to bring my custom labubu.
>>33581667Money, his pp, she probably fucks him in the ass, he probably doesn't mind that she has a weird nipples, boobs, weird vagina etc.
>>33581665Then what's the problem with you finding a bf?
>>33581663Yeah that game is called maplestory and its pretty old version of it played on private serverhttps://streamable.com/94xp0gYou can make your character look super cute, kill funny looking monsters, get experience, grow stronger kill bigger monsters do party quests you get the idea, its an MMO
>>33581680NTA. That's actually not bad.
>>33581661>is that a… wholesome interaction??>this can’t stand, I MUST ruin it
>>33581654>I've already made up my mindSo did you. And no amount of evidence or context will make you admit that what I said is actually a thing.
>>33581657M0
>>33581653>spunking up a vagina takes like no time at all.Have you seen modern women? They make a 40 minute process take decades for a "we'll see"
>>33581674Im not a guy you simping seething coping beta cuckold
>>33581685Don't call your sister that...
>>33581685>the labubu in question
>>33581682>He gives off that vibeSubby spergouts are easy to spot XD
>>33581687idk, even channers don't want me
>>33581665Crazy how no one can find anyone anymore.
>>33581676lmyaoo giraffe weevils r so silly>>33581684but how ???>>33581685dieok im sleepy goodnight everyone
>>33581689Yeah, I'll take it.
>>33581660You're retarded beyond belief.
>>33581682You are a retarded normalfag, get slapped in the face
pussy wet but empty :(((((
>>33581696I want to see porn of this being used.
>>33581699All women's fault.
>>33581685>Gonna go to a labubu rave with my bestie tomorrow night.>I'm probably going to bring my custom labubu.chad will grind his crotch against your butt
>>33581700>dieT_TThanks Myao gonna go kms
>>33581704Go to the nearest male watering hole and present your holes.
>>33581658>>33581659OH MY GOD! FUCK! OFF! INTO HELL! WHERE YOU BURN FOREVER WITH HOOKS IN YOUR SKIN AND EYELIDS!!
>>33581667Probably remindss her of her dad
>>33581704Come over i need someone to bust a nut into before sleeps
>>33581699I think it's moreso, a lot of people don't want to put the effort in even if the right person is right in front of them>>33581703I'm not, but i'm flattered you think so. Come slap me!
>>33581659>goth girl meta is overIt's never over>latinaShe looks Chinese.
>>33581688>You can make your character look super cute, kill funny looking monsters, get experience, grow stronger kill bigger monsters do party quests you get the idea, its an MMOI'll stick to my other escapisms, thank you. I'm too stingy to fix my old laptop and too lazy to download your game anon.
>>33581699Normies are doing grear
>>33581694>Im not a guy you simping seething coping beta cuckoldLMAO. Yes, that's how women talk.
>>33581691Oh so you just speedread the "I'm trying to talk to you in good faith" part of my post and are assuming the worst?
>>33581707I hope not, I'm a guy, maybe I'll meet a girl to grind on.Hopefully I don't see my ex.
>>33581688>>33581663The video expired>One of players i met in free market like 2 days ago
>>33581681oh well yeah. but i'm depressed and lazy and i don't want to have to work more than the bare minimum to cover shitty rent. and new people are scary. i don't want new roommates or to move. i'm sick of it. i want to retire to an old folks home honestly
>>33581607It's not like that. It always results in people thinking I'm retarded
>>33581661I don’t get them often so they catch me off guard and I get flustered. That’s all.
>>33581711Are you ok?
>>33581702Make your argument instead of seething.
>>33581700>myaoo giraffe weevils r so sillythey're cute :o>but how ???the mail... i think that's possible. I've had cookies sent via USPS before lmao. The recipe would suffice too
>>33581717No they aren't, 63% of men 18-30 are single, and in 5 years 45% of women that age will be single.
>>33581721Kek booby milk more like
>>33581643The thing that other femanons ITT should realize is you're not different from normies and chads, just uglier, more cowardly, and 90% never intend on acting on the feelings they claim to have outside of just talking and maybe getting nudes from them. You love your videogames, your parents basement... all too much to give it up for any one femanon.
>>33581716Thats fairThe game requires pretty insane time investment cause its a korean grindfest, but its pretty sovlfull
>>33581711You're cute, too.
I need a gf that looks like she would be at home in a coven and might sacrifice me instead of break up with me
>>33581720Anon… just try not to get drilled in the ass.
>>33581724My type of man.
>>33581718Cope and mald dumbass
>>33581711go to bed, kittenposter
HPV is spread through skin contact ???
>>33581728I can make up numbers and predictions too
>>33581731okay bitch name one thing women offer that isn't their holes.
>>33581726You literally thought I was saying you're latinx because I said the word telenovela... I think you're most suited to talk with donkeys
>>33581731a lot of anons will get their panties in a bunch if he hits on you. what if he's trying to rape you?
>>33581736Nta but i just say "its not true" or "nah its really not big deal"Cause i cant take compliments
>>33581658Man I want an Albedo cosplayer girlfriendMaybe I should join the Uni Anime Club and just take my chances
>>33581737Did you become a tranny recently?
>>33581734She should also be adorable while she does it.
>>33581738i'm not any of your stupid egirls, holy airball
>>33581415Men don't want that, they want to have sex with lots of women, and get blasted drunk with their friends, and play video games and ignore me instead of talking about them or playing them together.
>>33581731I just want to understand how do you think and how do you got there. I find it fascinating. I don't care about nudes I can just look at porn.
>>33581747My wife!(She doesnt know i exist)
>>33581741>women offer that isn't their holesto you, not even that :(i wouldn't pee on you if you were on fire
>>33581749Cope
>>33581736NTA alsoDo you just like timid guys??
>>33581749>Sex with lots of womenLots of sex with a woman im attracted to will suffice>Blasted drunkAlcohol is for retards>Play videogamesCorrect, but you dont want to play my sweaty games with me so...
>>33579924Women, are you good at dancing?
>>33581742If you insist. You still got pumped and dumped though.
>>33581748There's only one person ITT who starts angrily responding in all caps to pics of attractive women
>>33581753okay? get burned then.
>>33581757She must be fire in bed
>>33581735I better keep an eye on my drink.
>>33581749>Men don't want that, they want to have sex with lots of women, and get blasted drunk with their friends, and play video games and ignore me instead of talking about them or playing them together.>every man is Chad
I'm worried I have a loose pussyI'm a virgin but it doesn't hurt when I get my PAP smears at all, even when they use the old speculums or the ultrasounds
>>33581746No. Did you, sounds like you are one.
>>33581756Your sweaty games are all single player campaigns, dingus.
>>33581743wtf are you talking about? men here hit on femanons all the time. it's just that's all they're willing to do. they complain about loneliness but they don't really want to get out of it, they love their neet lifestyles too much for that
>>33581752>My wife!>(She doesnt know i exist)Same.
MenWhy don't you put more effort into looking attractive? This is how you should look like
>>33581747I don't mind if she looks creepy while she does itActually in general her looking or acting creepy would be a bonus>>33581749I talk to you on here all the time thoA girl that plays vidya with me is the dream, I want to play scary games with a girl
>>33581761Her ass cheeks have a lot of poop smeared
>>33581764Arent those devices like a width of a finger?You realize penises are generally thicker than that?
>>33581764>I'm worried I have a loose pussyWell, I have a big dick. So it all works out.Speaking of working out, you can do kegels if you want.
>>33581770Why are you gae?
>>33581759oh, right!! i forgot this is a fucking sitcom where everyone has a designated gimmick, nobody ever overlaps in behavior, and the extras aren't human beings!!
>>33581770I want to fuck tomboys, I don't want to be one
>>33581768NtaI work full time but I don't know how to interact with women outside of here
>>33581764How many fingers can you fit in yourself?Can you fist yourself?
>>33581775>>33581777Why are you ugly?
>>33581770Anon, why are you trying to force men in becoming trannys/gay/metrosexuals?
>>33581766>No. Did you, sounds like you are one.How often do cis (real) women go on about how other women hate men?
>>33581770I did what I could honestly. Brought me nothing
>>33581780You are a manYou have no idea what women find attractive Kys
>>33581770I'm trying to lose weight and slowly building muscle but there's not much I can do to look like that guy unless I got surgery, and I don't want to do that. Also, I'm nearly bald so it wouldn't matter much
>>33581770>>>/soc/34273600Because i wasnt blessed with model looks and full head of hair
>>33581770Butt jaw hehe
>>33581770If I had the genes I would
State GenderWhat are you doing while you wait for The Winds of Winter?
>>33581768let me rephrase that. if he asks for your discord, a lot of the trannies here will seethe profusely
>>33581770The only way I can look like that is plastic surgery.My face is feminine and underdeveloped from a lack of DHT from microplastics.
>>33581787As the other anons said, stop the incel vibes and get a buzzcut already Gym creep
>>33581787>>33581786>>33581785>>33581784>>33581782Men, why are you not fixing your balding heads?
>>33581785The femcel is going for other women now take care
>>33581790MGiving up on GRRM
>>33581641This is an advice board. Someone please advise me.
>>33581792Curious how these microplastics only dod that too you any not the guy the same age as you that grew up two houses down and looks like chad, hm?
>>33581794I would but the only "fix" I know is hair transplants and I've been told literally my entire life that they're obvious and look like shit, by my mom and grandma when talking about a neighbor
>>3358179427 and its fine, for now..
>>33581799>listening to mom and grandma that only know about botched procedures
>>33581778And? You know it's true that most men here are emotional sponges who are at best willing to offer some sweet talks, in hopes of getting steamy pics and videos. But they'll never move a finger to be a femanon from here. Giving any fatso loser here a smidge of a chance is a mistake. Genuinely the most whiny men who'll never do anything to embetter their own situations. I love bitching way too much
>>33581794because im not spending 6k to get a shittier hairline and tying myself to tranny drugs for the rest of my lifeI've been shaving my head 4 times a week for the last 5 years anyways
>>33581771>I talk to you on here all the time tho>.>>A girl that plays vidya with me is the dream, I want to play scary games with a girlI get the feeling that maybe only half of you genuinely mean that. I can count on one hand the exes I had played a multiplayer game or two with.And I have over 3 hands of exes.
>>33581797You caught a oneitis and are obsessed with herShes farting out his (or someoens else cum) on friday evening and you dont exist in her worldLet that sink in
>>33581612>Im not talking about no studyOhh, now I get it.
>>33581736Oh, you’re just buttering me up.Time for bed though. Good night, kind anon(s).
>>33581805>>33581800>>33581799Describe how you look and why it's not more like picrel?
How long should you wait from meeting someone for the first time and asking them out, or at least asking for their numberI just started classes at a new college and there's a girl in one of my classes who I'm interested inI've been in two classes with her so far, the second day I sat next to her and she was smiling at me and asked me questions about myself, and gave me a complimentI want to get closer to her but she probably has a boyfriend and I don't want to come across as a creep or make class awkward, but I also don't want to move too slow in case she actually is interestedI literally have no idea what to do in this situation, what would a normal person do
Why is it that I find racism towards every race except Indians unacceptable? I find Indians to be subhumans in general, though there are some redeemable individuals
>>33581804> I love bitching way too muchHot
>>33581794I'm not balding yet.
>>33581812He looks like he takes it up the ass by old fat men
>>33581814Maybe because nearly 20% of the world's population is indian people
>>33581791They do ask for discord. When they get it, they never only talk to one femanon. They're always weighing their options. Not to mention the shit they pull like giving out details about femanons without their consent to each other. Eventually everything gets posted here.
Only men with luscious hairlines should be allowed to post here.
>>33581814because you are racist towards indians. this is how it feels dude. this is how everyone who is racist feels.
>>33581812>taller>Bald>more muscle mass>no tats>hairy body>beard>face much worse
>>33581812Because I was born with a different facial structure? Idk
>>33581815You know what I meant
>>33581776NTA. You're pretty, too. I like tall girls especially.
>>33581804I would gladly be with a femanon whos a weirdo, but lets be fucking real honest for a second, you guys have your own expectations too, while not providing much yourselfI do find its a shame that theres virgin femanons who feel hopeless about finding a guy, but even those could get """some""" guy by leaving their place finally and interacting with some peopleIts curious how double standard exists in this world where man needs to have a job, car, personality, fit body, not be a drug addict, but when it comes to women the only expectation is to exist.Im not going to date a landwhale who cant wash her own ass in her cat piss covered room, just because im a average dude.Im just not going to bother and stay single, its really not a big deal i can distract myself forever
>>33581794>baldingI'm not balding.
I hate women.
>>33581812Oh to be a teenager again, so trivial to maintain abs back then (I don't care if pic related is actually 21 or some shit)
>>33581806I don't know what your first response is supposed to mean but>I get the feeling that maybe only half of you genuinely mean that. I can count on one hand the exes I had played a multiplayer game or two with.What I meant specifically is that I would like to play singleplayer horror games with a girl, like while we're both chilling on a couch. Not just me playing though I'd have more fun if she also playsI don't play many multiplayer games but I would be down to play something like Phasmophobia with a girl especially if we're long distance
>>33581823>>33581822>>33581817>>33581816>>33581827Do any of you look like the guy in picrel? This is what women want and like btw
>>33581820>Only men with luscious hairlines should be allowed to post here.I have bangs.
>>33581831No, I'm not a guy
>>33581804Yeah you're probably not wrong generally but I felt it should be pointed out that there are outliers who could use genuine help and advice
Femanon, could never date me. She'd be too busy trembling to realize how cruel I can be.
>>33581831>Do any of you look like the guy in picrel? This is what women want and like btwNo, this is what women want.
>>33581804>But they'll never move a finger to be a femanon from here.What?
>>33581831No, fuck off
>>33581832To cover up your shite hair line?
>>33581828Balding status?
>>33581831>This is what women want and like btwTrue, but most of you can't have that. So you'll settle for a mid guy.
>>33581812Before I cut my hair, Manny from Black Books
I only see women who have sex on the first date a pump and dump material only
>>33581838>>33581836>>33581842Why are you so jealous and ugly anons?
>>33581835>She'd be too busy trembling to realize how cruel I can be.Are you literally him?
>>33581840Full head of hair
>>33581814Hey get your own larp
>>33581839>To cover up your shite hair line?Nah, I haven't started balding yet.>shiteYou're up early.
>>33581812I'm black
>>33581845I am not, they all just look the same to me
Are there any other black normies itt?
>>33581641Because you're infuated/limerence
>>33581830>I would like to play singleplayer horror games with a girl, like while we're both chilling on a couch.That's still letsplaying and not playing multiplayer/coop.>I don't play many multiplayer gamesAnd that's kind of your problem.
>>33581818Because India could send 2 million people to every country on Earth and still have over a billion people still living in India.
Only blonde girls should be allowed to post ITT
>Kitten poster crash out ITT is measured in the megatons
>>33581844Aren't you a fuckboi
>>33581812>meaningless tattoos>can’t grow a beard I’ll stick to being brown thanks
>>33581847What color
Only guys who are this baseline level of cute/attractive should be allowed to post ITT
>>33581855Yes, JH comes to mind.
>>33581859Yay
>>33581812Is this really what you want women?
>>33581807>>33581856Guess I better start talking to those other girls, huh? That's the only solution, right? Seems a bit more self-determining than waiting for her long distance relationship to inevitably fail.
>>33581864This one actually does look like me
>>33581846You wouldn't like my answer. Let's just say, femanon doesn't belong to herself anymore. She belongs to me now.
>>33581858Invisible males personified, nobody wants to mention the ridiculously high suicide rate in GDP shitholes
>>33581866not the fat ones...
>>33581867Yes but minus the tattoos
>>33581863Brown
females:If someone were to draw you something, what kind of drawing would you like?[spoiler] Maybe I'll draw a girl I like doing something, but I don't know what yet. [/spoiler]
>>33581866I want to kiss you
>>33581864He is pretty cute I have to agree
>>33581862>I’ll stick to being brown thanksGood evening saar!
Only moistcritikal and myself should be allowed to post here. :)[Gender, crunchy or smooth peanutbutter?]
>>33581877hey, heyyou cant spoiler here
>>33581870I don't believe you
>>33581819i wouldnt do that to you but we just met
>>33581857>That's still letsplaying and not playing multiplayer/coop.Yeah but it is playing with someone still, just not as specific as your terms. I'd see that as basically the same as watching a movie together>And that's kind of your problem.Well I don't have any friends to play with. I would play more if I did, especially if I had a girlfriend that wanted to. I used to play FFXIV with a friend constantly but she stopped talking to me when she got back with her ex girlfriend
>>33581881Mcrunchy
>>33581876Pretty
>>33581871>rizzfag is backGo away
>>33581798Just depends on how much DHT is in the womb, people have different amounts of endocrine disrupters.
>>33581806>And I have over 3 hands of exes.Damn, at 27?I'd say most of my friends don't want gamer gfs or only want casual gamer gfs they can play meme games and mario kart/party with. Few men want actual gamer gfs because 99% of guys don't want a girl who's better at games than them.
>>33581889Why do you think that? All you know is I'm not balding and my hair is brown.
I know femcel-chan is not talking about me when she says bad things about all men. We are cool like that
>>33581883Are all those even the same guy?
>>33581880Life hack tip: be hot brown
>>33581890No, I'm looking for my pet.
>>33581894You are included>>33581895Yes, retard
>>33581886>Well I don't have any friends to play with. I would play more if I did,You can make online friends. Just ask to vc people and be reasonable. Most people vc casually on multiplayer games.
>>33581899You don't mean it
>>33581901Video games are for trannies and losers
>>33581855>Are there any other black normies itt?There's Actuaranon. She's part Jewish though.
>>33581902I mean it, uggo
>>33581819I've talked to several femanons but not at the same time at least with that intent. And I've only posted ITT about interaction with one femanon and I kept the details super vague, which incidentally annoyed the anon I was talking to ITT but not the femanonI'm very private and I treat femanons with the same respect
>>335818992007 like a completely different dude
I find it amusing how femanon pretends she still has control.
>>33581893You said you had blue eyes, so I was expecting you to be blond.
I hate fat people. Especially fat women.
Having half the thread filtered makes it so much better.
>>33581907Looks like*
>>33581892>Few men want actual gamer gfs because 99% of guys don't want a girl who's better at games than them.And to those moids I say "poo poo cashew, fuck off"
>>33581905Are you this one? >>33581711
>>33581910Are you recording all of this in a spreadsheet or something?
>>33581903We get it, you play with pussy in your spare time, Mr. Brown.
>>33581901You should be my friend and help me make online friends thenI'm incredibly, cripplingly shy but it helped when I had my FFXIV friend
>notice how every example of a hot guy is whiteAre femcels racist?
>>33581912True
>>33581911>>33581908What ugly men think and say doesn't matter
>>33581892>99% of guys don't want a girl who's better at games than themHuh? I've recently been getting my ass beat by some girl with over 2k hours in Smash, and I don't think any less of her for it.
>>33581920Everyone's at least a little bit racist. Especially the people who say they're "anti-racist".
>>33581915second anon. not me. but i do see what she's doing and i think it's funny.
>>33581923If you want to be seen, I’ll strip you bare, until even you hate what’s underneath.
>>33581703>get slapped in the faceViolence against women
>>33581920Well, if you post a pic of a black guy it's just assumed you're coomerbrained and addicted to interracial porn though. Bit of a catch-22
>>33581916Haha
>>33581918I don’t understand why more men aren’t using Tinder, it’s literally free?
>>33581914>>33581892My female friend carried me through Elden Ring on my first playthrough and I had a crush on her
>>33581920Having preferences isn't racist, anon.
>>33581929why is women liking non white men seen as porn-slop
>>33581926second anon?
>>33581923Ugly women like you aren't even human.
>>33581930Damn.Why are you like this?
>>33581652Hiii Tsundere-kun! :3
>>33581927Sorry, only handsome men can do that to me
>>33581935me. i am the second. anon. you linked. do you think before you type even a little bit
>>33581906If I pretended to be femanon you would treat me with the same level of respect lmao
>>33581934>>33581929Whites and browns are insecure. It's quite pathetic, really
>>33581939How lucky you are. I don’t punish disobedience. I let it simmer, until you regret it in ways I enjoy.
>>33581929Post Hasan Piker
>>33581936Ugly men like you aren't even human.
Idk how to reconcile the fact that getting a woman to be interested in me because of my personality feels wrong and immoral. Like I'm some kind of manipulator
>>33581940Why would I care about you? I am trying to find the true femcel-chan
>>33579924M or FHave you eve been a lifeguard?
>>33581939>Sorry, only handsome men can do that to meHave they?
>>33581941I would regardless but I don't go out of my way to talk to maleanons, that's the only reason I specified
>>33581948nice job with that sherlock.
>>33581940He was asking if you were the femcel crashing out
>>33581931I don't understand how we don't have a black moid namefag yet. We've had every other shade of brown and plenty of white guys.
>>33581949Uh, no.
>>33581949I want to have passionate sex with this specimen
>>33581949f, yea. why ask such a boring question
>>33581954They're too busy hanging out with women irl.
>>33581877A drawing of me playing baseball hehe
>>33581826you need to have a job, car, personality etc not for a femanon, but to be a functioning adult in societysecond, you're making out demands (you want a vigin who also has a job a car personality... ) what do you have to offer, leftovers? if you had looks or personality, you would've been off the marketthird, i still don't understand what's your gripe with what i'm saying? are you genuinely defending incels like you using women as emotional tampons just because you're lonely? you want too waste women's time on your nonsense internet talk that you'll never act on, then say their biological clocks are ticking and they're hags etc
>>33581946I saw the most subhuman male today, dude was over 30+ BMI with front teeth missing plus balding manlet combo
>>33581947learn from rizzfag
>>33581949FNo it would be impossible, too small and weak
Women, which of the models posted would you bang?
>>33581953are you acting incredibly stupid on purpose as bait or is it sincere? i am apparently the only person not confused here
Here are my requirements for a femanon:>don't be fat>don't be retarded>don't be financially retarded>don't be mentally ill>minimal tatsShame how this is so hard to find in 2025
>>33581959No, they're busy losing video games on their xbox with shitty internet and an occasional smoke alarm with low battery beep over their turtle beach headset.
>>33581939I look like Tom Welling
>>33581962Is that you?
>>33581834Tbh, even advice and help are largely wasted on them. They don't want to improve. The point IS to complain about being lonely, to revel in their hatred, that's itHowever, if you want to help and give advice, then my advice to you never get personal with any of them
>>33581947for what it's worth anon i don't either and that's why no guy is ever going to like me.
>>33581968>No, they're busy losing video games on their xbox with shitty internet and an occasional smoke alarm with low battery beep over their turtle beach headset.I've played with that guy too. He was also screaming at his kid for crying.
>>33581850THAT's early for you? Damn son.
>>33581965I don’t see them
>>33581969>How would you knowI don't know for sure, for all I know several of them could have been dudes, but it wouldn't matter. There was one guy I talked to briefly on Discord and I've never talked about him or our conversations either
Femanon's too disobedient. Don't fight the leash femanon.
>>33581958>f, yea. why ask such a boring questionIt's not boring, what was it like?
>>33581969You need to be an autist to use this site. Black people are too busy touching grass and getting laid. Simple as
>>33581970And other lies anon tells himself
>>33581968>Mexican mom vacuuming and arguing on the phone in the background Oh how I miss the old Xbox live days >>33581971Yeah why not
>>33581864this dude mid/ average/ normal af
>>33581967Ah I’m all those things, nice!
>>33581981like a job where you sit around in a chair being hot and sweaty. nobody was ever in trouble lol
>>33581985Ye, manposter has below average taste even for femcel standards
>>33581985That's why I said baseline. Most anons are very ugly
>>33581972Well, I meant to imply that I feel like I could use help and advice, I'm not at all qualified to give it although I do tryI don't hate or anything though I'm pretty relaxed
>>33581976NTA. Wasn't it 5:30?
>>33581990most people are not ugly, they're just a mix of stressed out + out of shape
>>33581990I will never forget how hot movie rodrick is, gotdamn
I wish I could be a handsome man
>>33581978>for all I know several of them could have been dudes>but it wouldn't matterThis is the point where it does matter >>33581982Explain this shit then incel
>>33581987Well I was saved by a lifeguard as a kid so I appreciate it.
ENTJ and I are best friends
>>33581992No
>>33581983I'm a shorter version of himif you saw me irl you would say the same thing
>>33581885>>33581906Why do I never see femanons talking about other anons' histories, why is it always men shitting on femanons for "dating" some pos from here? You're worse than women and gay men whom you life to portray as chatty and gossipy.
>>33581996>This is the point where it does matterLike if they were catfishing?
>>33581997this explains some thingsanyway please tell me you found these pictures online and im not witnessing the amateur photography of a future serial killer
>>33581896Imagine letting your notifications pile up without opening them. You must be afraid of women.
>>33581932Why do did you respond to her, she's a single mother that neglects her kids
>>33581996Catfishing is cringe and you should kill yourself, jeet
>>33581993Most of the male posters here are ugly and delusional. See >>33582000
>>33581984>Video games are for trannies>Oh how I miss the old Xbox live daysDid the VA cover your neovagina surgery?
>>33581965>>33581881This one
>>33581966Why were you so mad about the Goths?
Women, what's your favorite form of nonpenetrative sex?
>>33582007You can lose weight manposter, you dont need to be do angry
>>33582007This applies to female posters here too
>>33582012Making out and holding our bodies tightly together.
>>33582003They're from /tv/.
>>33582001I didn't mention a thing about the femanon I talked about's dating history or anything, it wasn't a complaint or anything it was just part of a greater conversation ITT
>>33581997I’m talking to a girl on tinder that’s built exactly like this but she’s a natural redhead >>33582002No because they’re gay lmao>>33582004I literally woke up to this one morning before work and decided hmm I should screenshot that lol>>33582006Don’t have to catfish when you’re chad lil bro>>33582009Be nice to trannies they’re keeping the pussy market open for you right now
>>33582001When has that ever happened except for Neuro?
>>33581991How long have you been here?
Femanon is simply just too busy hesitating, to fall. Restraining herself behind a thin veneer of indifference, like I'm supposed to believe a normal girl would be posting on atoga. She loves to pretend to be in control, really she's dying for control to be taken from her. Who better to do it than myself, friendly neighborhood anon.
>>33582018>No because they’re gay lmaoBro I don't even know what you're talking about any more
>>33582016Is that a shoop?
>>33582011He posted one of the goths
>>33582012Masturbation?
>>33582014>>33582013Uh oh, angry uggo males are burying themselves in delusion again!
>>33582025NTA but does this count as goth?
>>33582021/atoga/? A couple years. 4chan overall though, over a decadeI come back to /atoga/ every few months
>>33582022Watch out anon, I have a sac and I'll skunk spray you femcel style
Back when I used tinder. What an interesting time that was
>>33582023Ignore the uggo, he will cry himself tired and leave soon
>>33582029Alt
>>33582019I happened and I'm not mentioning names to stirr shit about different anons.
>>33582032>he failed to make the hoe want to act like a hoe Lol
>>33582007that's funny, you're replying to me, while quoting meyou're free to believe it or not
>>33582027I'm sorry. I wish I could be handsome. unfortunately I'm balding and not 6ft or taller
>>33582032Absolutely zero rizz charge your phone dude >>33582034What is that some kind of sub genre?
>>33582032>posing with a guy>on a hookup app>I'm not that girl anymore
I am not that girl anymore is so corny
>>33582036Oh, you must be Ohio. People talk shit about your ex because she talks a lot of shit. That's just how it goes.
>>33582024nope.
>>33582040Post your rizz then
>>33582023Me neither but this thread revolves around me anyway
>>33582022You'll say "Oh, this isn't really who I am. I'm not like this with just anyone." And I'll have no other response, no other answer than to simply smile. I'll smile because that's what they all say, you know. Right before they forget who they were trying to convince me they were. You'll protest in the beginning, obviously. You'll say "I'm not that easy. I'm not that stupid. Like those other girls." All it takes is one bad day.
>>33582016>>33582044nta but those girls don't seem like they could be loyal.
>>33582048She's a pornstar, lol
>>33582032Essentially, she ONLY fucks the hottest guys now, that's why she rejected the offer. Better luck to other men, I guess.
>>33582045Here boy now go fetch!
>>33582037>>33582040It’s just a numbers game lil bro.
>>33582033Should ugly men apologize to women?
>>33582030Okay, so since you've been here for years, have you never seen men flirt with different femanons even when they tell one of them they like her? And you've never seen things in this thread get posted about people even though it was supposedly private (meaning other anons wouldn't have known, because it should've been a private chat) and you've never seen femanons turn into laughing stock because of the stuff that gets shared about them from mouth to mouth through different male anons? Because I did. Just recently even.
>>33582051Thats not rizz, she's clearly disgusted by you
>>33582051Lol, what an airhead. Is she blonde?
>>33582052Lol, why are they so lame?
>>33582050Yeah that was back in 2015, before I had my glow up. Tinder became easy mode after hitting my mid 20s, rather than being a 19 year old with braces
State gender.What was the last meal you cooked for yourself, and when was it?Microwave dinners and frozen pizzas don't count.
>>33582059F, I made pumpkin soup for dinner yesterday
>>33582052Visajeet ESL’s don’t count they just want a green card >>33582055Don’t care had sex >>33582056Brunette just down bad for chad
>>33582061>had sex No you didn't, she left after her dad called.
State GenderWhat do you do after you finish a series and you are left feeling empty inside?
>>33582048She seems pretty loyal to me.
>>33582059M>What was the last meal you cooked for yourselfBurger.>when was it?Lunch.
>>33582060Sounds tasty
>>33582054You can't flirt with other femanons?
>>33582062This is another girl not the one you’re thinking about god that was such a nightmare experience lol
>>33582063f, embrace the void until something new entices me
>>33582059MFried Chicken and Rice
>>33582059MNot sure if it counts because I only made half of it, but I baked some homemade bread rolls that i use for any purpose I decide. My mother made a pot of tomato sauce with italian sausage so I made a sandwich out of it with some mozzarella
>>33582068Sure, I absolutely believe you
>>33582063MI usually lose interest in series before I reach the end.
>>33582031I thought you wanted honesty. Or can't you handle that either.
>>33582063M, Be sad
>>33582054>recently What are you referring to?
>>33582064I've seen women with assets like hers but they usually wear a skirt or something. This one wants to be looked at.
>>33582064That BBQ was only ever used once, stop posting porn and get rizz auralet fag
>>33582079>people cleaning their stuff is an incomprehensible concept to the jeetYeah...
>>33582054You're acting like I'm refuting that any of that happens but I'm not. I know all of that does absolutely happen, like I said I was just saying there are also outliers here that don't do that and would genuinely want to be with a femanon, and/or could generally use help and advice on their life and dating, myself being an example of both those. I don't even pay attention to the gossip around here
State GenderPretend this was a thought provoking question and reply appropriately.
>>33582063f, become one of the characters until something new finds me
>>33582059MaleYakisoba with tofu, earlier todayThe noodles were precooked since that's the only way my store sells them, but I still fried the tofu and the noodles
>>33582059FYesterday. Gyudon.. it’s beef and rice.
>>33582072Zero rizz incel detected
>>33582084Foids are fascinating when they're uncomfortable.
>>33582084f. wow that was thought provoking. i feel so thoughtfully provoked.
>>33582079>That BBQ was only ever used onceIt's called a grill you stupid fuck.
>>33582084F, hm, I guess I would want to be feared. To be loved is too easy, to be remembered is too hard.
>>33582084MalePretend this was a well thought out but awkwardly worded response
>>33582084Impossible because women hate men
>>33582063FDon’t watch series until the feeling pass
>>33582088Why do you have to pull up messages from your ex from before she figured out how you really are? Cringe
>>33582059MaleI just made beef quesadillas earlier and they were fantastic. I made enough for tomorrow too.
>>33582081>porn is just like real life broEnjoy your self hating miserable goon sesh I suppose
>>33582092You could make me feel all three about you if you play your cards right ;)
>>33582059My pet cooks all my meals.
>>33582092>>33582089Very good, the two of you pass
>>33579924So many good horny questions were left unanswered ITT.
>>33582061She’s an american you loser lmao
>>33582101I know...
>>33582085Unfortunately this is not a viable option for the series I just finished.
>>33582104link your work. i'll rate each one.
women, is coping with my kissless virginity past 25 by drinking straight bacardi and smoking chinese cigarettes a good coping mechanism?
>>33582091ESL moment >>33582098Because I feed off your negative energy but go off king
>>33582043I'm not Ohio. I'm just speaking my mind. I think relationships itt, especially men, are meant to fail and I hope women here realize this and not stoop to "dating" anyone from here and find someone irl. Once, someone saw a chat with someone I talked to for some time, he said to him LDR don't work and just have fun sexting or sending nudes. I did neither of that, but it goes to show you (in case you didn't know) what others thinks LDR that spawn from this thread are for. Men here are looking to kill time, feel less lonely ... without real life repercussions. I thought everyone knew this, is this breaking news?
>>33582107S-so will you?
>>33582106Don’t come here H1B rapist
>>33582109Which one?
Women, have you ever had a "glow up"?
>>33582118I’m worried this will happen to the goth girl I’m talking to
>>33582120nigga be real you're not talking to any girls
>>33582116I Get Stronger the More I EatIt is your usual power fantasy transmigration slop. The only redeeming quality is that the MC and his friend were both unapologetic pieces of shit throughout instead of your usual shonen archetype.
>>33582083Good for you
Femanon exists in a purgatory between hatred and obsession. If only I could be the one to free her.
>>33582121You’re right I’m currently researching information for an incel video I’m about to make, you guys are included this time promise
>>33582126sybau cringe ass
>>33582111No that’s bad, be productive
>>33582128Ah fuck forgot pic rel this guy is great lol
This was also awkward. For reference, we already had a date
>>33582118Not like that, I got into fashion and makeup
>>33582113What if you just want someone to play games with
>>33582131ok but that's hard. i need a woman to throw herself at me out of the blue
>>33582129If I didn't care, I wouldn't bother.
>>33582135This is the freest and easiest pussy you could get anon.
how are you doing this fine night, femanon?
>>33582135Guys post your current convos and I will rate your current rizz without making fun of you
>>33582110I only posted one, but I think it got nuked.
>tfw I'm looking at pictures of me and my gf when we first started dating and realizing how much more attractive she was back then than she is now :/I need to tell her to lose weight, but how?
>>33582142I'd rather get rizzfag's opinion
>>33582142>implying i have convos or have ever had any convoso i am laffin
>>33582141It’s not night yet, but really good. I’m tidying my place and I’m going to play vidya!
>>33582140Don't stick your dick in crazy. Not worth it. Trust me. >>33582135Dodged a bullet here tbqh
>>33582143okay then you're a filthy liar and i hope you're karmically punished for it. or at least feel kinda bad about it. stop complaining about things that literally never happened you dumb baby.
>>33582144If she's fat a gf she'll be a whale when you're marriedGet rid of her now.
>>33582137I'm sure you're not gonna use that as a gateway to anything
>>33582148bitch where tf do you live, hawaii?
>>33582148What game will you be playing?
>>33582150Reasonable crashout
>>33582149>Don't stick your dick in crazy. Not worth it. Trust me.The forbidden fruit is always the sweetest
>>33582145I have a PHD in rizzenomics for realzies>>33582146Just bee yourself
>>33582152Seems like someone really hurt you, sorry about that
>>33582144Time to embrace your inner Pierce Brosnan
>>33582152NTA but, lmao. Brave of you to try, predictable of you to fail.
>>33582150>t.never been pepper sprayed before
>>33582141>how are you doing this fine night, femanon?They're big mad.I think they're on their periods
>>33582126Do you really think what I said is hatred and obsession rather than being lucid about the nature and trajectory of the relationships on here?
How do I meet girls who like (mostly) staying indoors, deal with indoor hobbies and play vidya like me? We can't meet because we don't go outside. And MMOs are dying.
>>33582170>And MMOs are dying.no shit?
>>33582165Try what?
>>33582154Japan>>33582155Dark Souls! I played it at the cafe when my PC was being repaired, but now I play it at home I have unfinished business
>>33582170This is the western front nibba you are going to die here
>>33582167Nah, it was only 2
how do i find a guy that won't just ignore or tolerate the weird things i want to do but actually get why i like them and come up with his own stuff in the same vein? not like weird freaky just weird unusual.
>>33582174>Japanit's 3:45 in tokyo rn. that's the afternoon
>>33582114You'd have to make me be tempted to
>>33582163>Aww, you're so much morally superior to everyone. Weep for me, Jesus-Anon!
>>33582174isnt it about 4pm over there? i thought you guys work until like 8pm?
femanon sitting on my face
>>33582175All quiet
>>33582182Try and do an amelie and see if so.eone falls for it
>>33582182Join a fanclub for it.
>>33582175>say nighty-night and kiss mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnlW4y7YWFg
>>33582179>132 imagesjesus christ
>>33582183Mhm
>>33582185How is what I said moral? You are just a jaded bitch
>>33582113I wasn't under the impression that women in /atoga/ were looking for relationships on here?
>>33582195its not like that lol
>>33582186Sometimes I work until night or morning after. But not today, unless they call
>>33582203Well what is it?
>>33582179>it got deletedholy shit, is the janny doing their job?
>>33582182Lowest expectation breeds contempt
>>33582204>Sometimes I work until night or morning aftergod thats so grim
>>33582200Shove your little "sorry" and fake sympathy up your hole, and while you do that try to fish out your head, cunt
>>33582207Obviously not because I’m still here, jannies are probably gooning to my pics again
>>33582209Yeah.. but i like what I do. And I have flexible hours I do get a lot of time off
>>33582213You know what, fair point`
>>33582201They were literally multiple couples itt. You're either living under a rock or being obtuse on purpose.
need a blonde gf to eyematch so bad
>>33582212NTA. You could make good money in femdom content.
>>33582206just weird stuff i think of. like i lay in bed and sort of bicycle my legs in the air sometimes and i was thinking it would feel nice if someone put their hands against my feet and like pushed back a bit. that's weird but i feel like some people would get it and i just don't know how to find people like that. some people seem so stuck on things being normal that anything being abnormal is offensive
>>33582212All that hate from some leaked dms? Don't you have anything else going on in your life? And I was being sincere
>>33582214Thats fair enough. Also to be fair, japan gets a lot of shit, but its not super different in other countries. One of my friends from uni is now an engineer at a water management place, and she works like 10hours per day
>>33582169>>33582173They're *so bad* but you're still here and so is everyone else. Hmm. It's interesting how quickly trust turns into contempt.
>>33582221>some leaked dms?
>>33582217Sarge and Swiss, and Ohio and Valk. That's all I've ever seen.
>>33582209Never date nightshift girls there’s something wrong with them
>>33582223>trust into contemptIt does. But I'm not here to date anyone kek
>>33582218holy shit the daily wire types weren't lying, she really does make libs seethe 24/7 doesn't she
>>33582223Stop stealing my vocabulary I literally have to lower my IQ to post here with you dumbfucks
>>33582226And all of those relationships are public. And the two women get shit on.
>>33582222Got to manage that water! What do you do?
>>33579924>Please don't, unless the current thread is either at least on page 9, or the image count is at least in the 130s.>>33582207I'm confused, what are the actual rules here?
>>33582059just nowbell pepper, onion, minced bacon, minced chicken breasts, paprika, black pepper, butter, white sauce, Himalayan salt
>>33582230Sometimes I use words like "leonine" and you'd be surprised by how many people answered me by saying "stop making up words ESL"
>>33582228I'm mildly addicted to hornyposting so I always get myself into all of the drama by mistake.
>>33582235when the fuck did that get added
Men- what does it feel like to fall out of love with a woman?
>>33582174>Dark Souls!I swear, in the last like 3 years or so, i have met waay more women that play fromsoft games than guys. I wonder how come. Hope you have fun btw!
>>33582221Btw, your "sincerity" has been so far trying to get me to praise you for being an outlier. Until I sarcastically said "good on you" then you turned sour kek
>>33582235There are no rules
>>33582235>she thinks a wall of copypasta text at the start of each thread is mod enforced.silly foid
>>33582240Faqgot changes "rules" on a whim, that's why I don't post them.
>>33582235Just because something is written in the OP it doesn't mean it's proper etiquette. Wait until the thread is on page 10, image limit doesn't mean anything. If you ABSOLUTELY want to post a pic after reaching img limit, delete one from your older posts.
>>33582238I’m surprised you haven’t been shot for being an avid furry
>>33582232>What do you do?Well i just graduated from Electrical Engineering. Right now im just an unemployed bum
>>33582241idk i still haven't been in a relationship with one ever
>>33582241At first, everything you do is for her and be a man worth of her, then you suddenly can't be bothered anymore. At least that's what happened with me.
>>33582241Trodden upon, and yet, cornered by one's own desire.
>>33582241The only thing you look forward to is sex. Her smile no longer brings light or causes the corners of your mouth to rise. Her voice becomes white noise and isnt something you look forward to hearing anymore.
>>33582243When did you say that? And when did I try and get praise? I said I wanted to understand how you think and how you got there. You are just too scared to be honest
>>33582241About two seconds desu
>>33582063MStart it again to get it out of my system and usually give up after a few episodes. Basically, by overexposure
>>33582231Swiss was a babe, I don't see anyone shitting on her (unlike Sarge). Valk does get shit on, but she does the same thing to others.
>>33582241I don't know
>>33582251>then you suddenly can't be bothered anymore. At least that's what happened with me.HOLY FUCKING SHIT! The 2nd admission in the same thread! Thanks anon. Please carry on telling it like it is. We need more moids like you. So that neither is delusional about what the other sex is like or wants etc
Femanons, my 3 major crushes that i had growing up literally all have kids now. What am i doing with my life...
>>33582241It's like labyrinth in a videogame, but each time you go to a treasure chest it's already been opened and all the trash loot is on the floor because you didn't want it in your inventory. You kind of can't get out, and you're surrounded by a bunch of stuff you've already done in the past.
>>33582253That’s literally every marriage ever that manages to survive past the honeymoon stage
what should i do if i'm desperately lonely but the idea of having an active social life makes me anxious (despite the fact that i want one more than anything in the world) and i continuously choose to be a hermit?
>>33582235>I'm confused, what are the actual rules here?If you click on "report" it'll show you a list of the actual rules.
>>33582249People like you are the reason why I’m glad I didn’t go to college
>>33582266I wish I knew fren
>>33582260Yes she did. And can we stop bringing up specific people. It literally goes against what I'm saying. And I already said I don't want to stirr shit for other people.
>>33582266get into magic the gathering, friday night magic will fix your problems and is low commitment
>>33582262>The 2nd admission in the same thread!I'm sorry what
>>33582262I feel the same way about women admitting they love chad
>>33582266If you can’t be alone with yourself then you shouldn’t be in a relationship or have friends
>>33582258>page 5yep it's retarded
>>33582271ok but that shit is for nerds, and i'm not *that* kind of nerd. i'd like to think i'm above that
>>33582242That’s nice. I met more men that play it, but it doesn’t matter it’s a fun game. Hope you have fun doing what you like!
>>33582270Sarge got it way worse either way
>>33582268To be fair though, its not like i've been trying super hard to find jobs. All my employed friends sent out hundreds of applications. I barely sent out any. I just need a little break
>>33582276>i'd like to think i'm above thatyou can think that if you want but you know you arent
still searching for my wolf quest gf...surely you're out there, right?
>>33582279I’m racking up over 50+ hours this week, what exactly do you need a break from studyfag?
state genderhave you ever had an ex that was unattractive but had a glow up post breakup?
>>33582262You're obtuse if you think anyone telling you about themepark boyfriends being unrealistic is an incel chud
>>33582283No but Ive had the opposite happen
>>33582280kekbut i'm also just genuinely not into magic. i've never played a tabletop in my life and have no interest in doing so
>>33582255Why are you putting on the guise of a therapist? Or maybe of some game maker? You really think you're this central character and others are curiosities for you to observe? Not to mention you really thought your cheapt tactic "you are just too scared" will work on me? kekFinally, no, I don't need to explain how I got to anything. You either agree with what I said or not. There's no origin story that I'm going to give to you. I owe you nothing kek
>>33582283No it's always the opposite.
>>33582283No my first ex literally had a miscarriage after we broke up, I’m like the grim reaper of abusive ex boyfriends lmao
>>33582283no exes sorry
>>33582241It's like a cold, slightly startling feeling, how did you ever love her in the first place? Suddenly you can't help but see everything you don't like
>>33582249Hope you find a job soon!
>>33582273it's like a sneeze anon or an itch scratched
>>33582288Why are you so aggro bro?
>>33582274based thought-terminating cliche
>>33582263Dodging 3 bullets, good job anon
>>33582296He is beginning to believe
>>33582288I am curious about you and took a guess on why you act the way you act because it is strange. You are so defensive all the time
>>33582284You just want me to discard their experience because it doesn't align with your position
>>33582283No, my exes were all extremely attractive and remained extremely attractive.
>>33582241Scary. Like you could punch her just for being herself. Gotta dissociate a little to not end up on the morning news
>>33582283f, no
>>33582220Sounds cute.I think you'd have to bring it up to a guy, because a guy would be scared to bring it up to his gf.
>>33582302oh shit how many exes you had
>>33582241not pleasant. you start to see through the haze, and all the sudden you don't recognize who you were. it is startling.
>>335823063
>>33582293maybe you're right lol
>>33582283My last ex somehow got a miraculous urge to start losing weight after we broke upeven though I was actively trying to get her into activities and even made a schedule and mealplan when we were together
>>33582297Incels are beyond sugar coated they are already glazed
>>33582309woops sorry, meant for >>33582298
>>33582184How would I go about that? What tempts you? I'm just a guy...
Women would you let your hypothetical bf give you massages (without ulterior motives)?
>>33582182For me I've always found people like that while working night shifts. It draws in the weirdos that I can get along with.What kind of stuff are you talking about though if it's kinky then nvm
>>33582316I'd love that yeah
>>33582316Yes. Feet and hand massage
>>33582227This is probably true since the only ones I've ever met are single moms. Night shift is where the spare men are sent to die
>>33582300>I am curiousSo basically what I said. You're looking at me (and probably others) as oddities and you give yourself the right to poke around for your entertainment, curiosity. And you asked in a manipulative way: you didnt just ask how "why" (though I really don't think there's a secret here), you challenged me to try to get an answer: I think you're too scared..Anyway, ask away
Your soulmate is posting in this thread, but you'll never know that and you'll never meet.
>>33582301I don't expect a girl to get it since girls are generally inconsiderate of how men feel about anything. But to men, being a provider of all those wonderful experiences is exhausting. The real reason handsome able-bodied men don't date is because dating is basically university mixed in with a job but for zero degree and zero pay. You spend lots of money and time and energy and effort on a girl who doesn't even realize what you're doing it's just normal for her. Then she responds inadequately, because she binges women's content. The guy is deeply fatigued and literally the *only* thing he has is that he'll endure whatever bullshit happens because he has agreed to like her regardless of her bad traits. Then... the realization kicks in that, since she's a girl, those bad traits are never improving because women think they are flawless and every criticism is the dude's fault. Now he's stuck in 'debt' with his poor decisions unable to escape because his gf is now an alarm clock that doesn't turn off and so he tunes her out like a smoke detector.
>>33582321you didn't just ask why*
>>33582310Be the abusive ex boyfriend women think you are live rent free in their head like a demonic presence
>>33582322You're my soul mate, bro. Oil up
>>33582283MaleNever had an ex
>>33582322i have already met my soulmate, though i don't know if she posts in this thread or not. i kinda hope she doesn't. we are no longer in touch for now, but i spend many moments every day wishing her well
>>33582320Destroying your natural body clock for money is more harmful than drugs, I’ve never met a calm and relaxed person that does nightshift
>>33582321I mean you are an oddity and poking around is how you get to know people. And then the other person usually sets the boundaries or is dismissive. But you just lash out. The second part I don't understand what you mean. What is a non manipulative way to ask that?
>>33582291>>33582329More like never had sex hahahaha *ba dum tss*
>>33582331You've never met me, I do it because it is my natural body clock. I'd make more money if I could work days but I can't sleep at night for shit
>>33582330>i kinda hope she doesn'tThat doesn't make sense
>>33582330how did you know she was a soulmate? AND IF SHES A SOULMATE WHY ARENT YOU WITH HER
>>33582336some people are too pure for 4chin
>>33582295Haha, indeed.
Trying to learn how to draw is pure pain holy shit
>>33582339You already met your soulmate yet she doesn't post here?
>>33582334>I'd make more money if I could work days but I can't sleep at night for shitLive laugh love yourself fool
Guys guys, Guyana's election is in a couple of days. Who do you think will win? the current administration? or the billionaire who's entire family is sanctioned by the US for smuggling gold into Venezuela?
>>33582314Self mastery is my weakness
>>33582324Anon, I've answered this before, and men don't believe me: when the few women among us treat men like they're our equal, in this case money wise because that's what you're discussing, men are put off. They think you're not putting a value on yourself so that there must be something wrong with you. Emotionally, if you tell a man I love you, don't withhold affection, he thinks you're easy and gets bored of you. Maybe in the future the dynamic of relationships will change, but now we're all still abiding by traditional values. Trust me men know (and women too know) that if I bust my wallet on a first date, that guy's boner will go down so fast and he'll never think be attracted to me again. That's because a woman acting entitled to a man spending money on her, buying her shit, picking her up... reads in men's brains as "hot girl/woman behavior"
>>33582338Just follow your soul compass
>>33582330anon shes not your soulmate
>>33582332You ask and it's my choice to answer or not. You don't challenge me.
>>33582348You're just trying to get me to live well, you can't trick me
>>33582345Can't, too much self hate already in there :/
>>33582330help a bro out man what made you know she’s your soulmate?
>>33582347I’d love to flip on a coin the lives of countless innocent civilians but I’m gonna go with B, Jerry
>>33582358Foid hands af
>>33582336i hope it never has to for you, anon>>33582338>>33582352our relationship didn't end in a one-sided way, circumstance drove us apart. alongside that, it's been almost 10 months since and i still feel like i would rather die alone than try to find someone else. who else but my soulmate would drive me to feel that way?
>>33582338Nta but I'm pretty sure I met mine too early or too late. Sometimes I think fate gets tangled up or frayed
femanon, is it brown? :3
>>33582354guess my dormant desire to be etched into you will not be awakened just yet
>>33582353I asked already but I see how saying that you were scared was bait.
>>33582356>persistent state of cope I’ll remember to swipe right on you next time anon goodluck
>>33582367I'll live as well as I can for you femanon. I'm trying but it's rough out here
>>33582368Ask more clearly
people itt believe in soulmates wtf
>>33582369Didn't realize all your "girls" were on Grindr
>>33582110>link your work. i'll rate each oneIs this an open invitation? If so >>33580069
>>33582372i don't even have a soul
>>33582370It being rough is a filter, so only the most worthy moids manage to make it If it's too strong, you are too weak still
>>33582372It’s hot being utterly consumed
>>33582372I wouldn't have it any other way
>>33582375>t. squidward
>>33582358>>33582360Lol, this is cute
state genitaldo you believe in soulmates? if you do why the fuck
>>33582372The amount of men that claimed I am their soulmate is off the charts. At this point I feel like they just say that because they think it's what I want to hear. It has lost all meaning.
>>33582364Fate is what you make it, cope is what you deny yourself
women would you let your bf give you massages with ulterior motives?
>>33582371Why are you so aggro/defensive?
>>33582382Vagina, no
>>33582382f, we are all the same consciousness, so we are all soulmates, which also means nobody is
>>33582383Dommy mommy?
>>33582382yes but you actually have multiple
>>33582382penis, no
>>33582382MYes I do, life wouldn't be as fun otherwiseAmbition, hope and desires is what drive my whole being.Basically I WANT TO BELIEVEIf I'm wrong, I honestly don't mind, but I won't stop believing. I want to live the illusion.
>>33582385Sure
>>33582388H
>>33582382MNo>>33582388>we are all the same consciousness, so we are all soulmates, which also means nobody isBill Hicks came back as a femanon
>>33582386Do you want to point out a moment where I was in your opinion needlessly aggressive/defensive?
>>33582382MNo, no such thing
>>33582372Yes, she's the love of my life.
>>33582389I can be everything and nothing. I might be a shape shifter or a skin walker at this point.
How important is it that I learn to take a girl's bra off with one hand?
>>33582376Oh, then I'm too weak, sorry
>>33582394H>>33582396>bill hicksWho?
>>33582392And then you ghost them?
>>33582401Stop falling for boomer tier rizz anon...
>>33582383This is part of why I never say it, although I think I might in a LTRI just love really hard though
>>33582397The game maker message seemed kinda aggro. Idk what a game maker is
>>33582400You saying "yes" would've been less of a yes than this answer :PNo wonder you're breaking hearts.
women what cute fantasies do you imagine with men?
>>33582405Would she be impressed though?
>>33582402>I hang my head and cry
>>33582409Playing vidya all day together while it’s raining outside
>>33582405It's so we won't come across as inexperienced
>>33582373Maybe for social experiment sake I’ll start playing around with my gender pronouns and see what god forsaken people I match with, this sounds like a great new upload idea
>>33582404No? I mean, I don't think I've met my soulmate.
>>33582406Mhm, thats what they all think and say and claim.
>>33582411What the helly
Any other guys here have trouble talking to women?I can talk to guys fine but I have no idea what to say to women.
>>33582410No>>33582414It's much hotter if the idea of taking my bra off makes even the most experienced man start to fumble.
>>33582419Of course.Honestly, I just avoid them now because it's so bad.
>>33582418>I hate wasted potential
>>33582412Blankets and hot chocolate?
>>33582382peepeeyes i do, and because i've met mine
>>33582408Maybe
>>33582419Just pretend its a guy
>>33582417Well, I don't love you, and have no cause to lie or manipulate you. I just genuinely love really strongly, but I wouldn't claim you're my soulmate early on because that alone would feel like some kind of manipulation to get you to stay with me
>>33582427If you say so.
>>33582349>men are put offI'll explain it to you, if you'll let me.We are put off by that specific gesture because we're assuming the girl doing that is trying to assert dominance over the relationship. Generally a woman being difficult about who pays is a bad sign regardless, because it means that money for her is a defining aspect of the relationship. It's not. Even the fact you singled out specifically money and not other things involving time like, idk dozens of random errands, making plans, initiating and maintaining interesting conversations, being proactive in a majority of other aspects in the relationship, etc. all of that is draining. When a guy is with his friends he doesn't need a trillion layers of responsibility and accountability, he just needs to have a good time, but relationships are generally very judgmental HR departments disguised as romance.>if you tell a man I love you, don't withhold affection, he thinks you're easy and gets bored of you.At what stage in the relationship are you saying this?>That's because a woman acting entitled to a man spending money on her, buying her shit, picking her up... reads in men's brains as "hot girl/woman behavior"Wrong. what's happening there is that a woman breaking convention is unusual. And he's trying to understand why she's breaking convention. Why does she have a hang-up about paying? Is she a controlling person? Has she been with an ex that made her feel bad about not paying? Does she think by me paying she will be pressured into sex? If so, does that mean she doesn't want to be close to me? She's not letting the relationship be anything more than transactional. That's not how a friend behaves, are we not friends?
>>33582426>Just pretend its a guyMaybe nerds should talk to trannies as practice?
>>33582419I have trouble approaching or making conversation with random women but I can talk to women if I need to just fine
>>33582407I'll give you a cliched answer, but only because it'll probably be easier to understand than some obscure reference: you probably watched squidgame, right? There were a bunch of rich people (I'm not calling you rich lol) who watched behind glass or screens and placed bets on the candidates. They're the ones who set the game in motion and they did it to observe human behavior (and as a secondary goal, bet on it and make money). You seem like that in a way. You like to probe and observe and you asked because it meant something to you (to gain some knowledge), not out of concern for eg
>>33582424how did you know they were a soul mate?
>>33582431I don't follow
Am I an ass for dumping my gf because she kept criticizing and insulting my friends?
>>33582423Tea for me, but yeah. Big pillows, blankets. Order yakitori. All the good stuff!
>>33582436No, that's chadshit.
>>33582419I have it worse honestly. Unless i already know someone its hard for me to talk to them. Man or woman. I absolutely suck at making friends. All the friends i have right now are because i met one guy who adopted me into his friend group
>>33582416Me neither. I just thought >>33582392 this was a bit too unrealistic if it's coming from someone who allegedly spent a whole day smoking pot
>>33582434never wanted to be with anyone else since
How do people afford cars out of high school or even college?
>>33582432>I have trouble approaching or making conversation with random womenThat's actual harassment though, so you're supposed to feel uneasy about it.
>>33582440>who allegedly spent a whole day smoking potHuh? I'm straight edge. You must be confusing me with someone else.
>>33582442My grandpa died and left me his brand new one
>>33582442They don’t afford it. They finance it and go into debt for the aesthetic. Stupid shit.
>>33582441oh sweet summer child just know that if you been apart less than a year you aren’t soulmates you are mourning a breakup
>>33582442Have you tried not living in a pajeet shithole?
>>33582443Other guys do it and get dates but yeah that's exactly why I do feel uneasy about it
>>33582444That may be me they’re thinking of
>>33582442Debt or parents, usually debt
>>33582436Depends on wether her criticism was valid or not. In general, she was probably right and they are dragging you down. But go ahead and get rid of the person trying to get you to rise above.
>>33582430Kek, it's amazing that a woman paying for her shit instead of a guy she just met turns into a query about her previous relationships and mental health
>>33582442A guy bought me a car to try and get me to come back.
>>33582437Nta but basedI even love making tea so this would be perfect
My morning wood yearns for her...
>>33582437>yakitoriGuessing you're the jp femanon. Throw in a kotatsu. Those things seem like maximum comfy
>>33582452NTA. Are you the femanon from yesterday that was arguing with the fat amon?
>>33582456then fuck her, ez
>>33582453Women that pay for their own shit are traumatized beyond repair
>>33582450Are you?
>>33582459Yes, why?
>>33582454Lol, based. What kind of car?
>>33582462Certamente.
>>33582463It was funny.
>>33582452No, I don't think it was valid. Gf is from the ghetto, friends and I are from upper mid income families. Gf always hated my friends because she thought they were stuck-up and forced me to spend all our time with a single common, drug addict female friend.
state orgasmare you happy with your life?
>>33582469NoNo
>>33582469Mnot at all
>>33582469MNo
>>33582455It would be perfect!>>33582457Yeah. I have two so no worries
>>33582460We both wish we could...
>>33582349>I've answered this before, and men don't believe me: when the few women among us treat men like they're our equal, in this case money wise because that's what you're discussing, men are put off. They think you're not putting a value on yourself so that there must be something wrong with you. Emotionally, if you tell a man I love you, don't withhold affection, he thinks you're easy and gets bored of youThat's exactly how women are, too. Interesting.
>>33582469SemenNot really. But im not really unhappy either.
>>33582433That does describe me somewhat. I am very curious specially about things that I find "strange". What I don't understand is why you think curiosity is lesser (I am guessing, not baiting) than actual concern. I don't understand this> not out of concern for egLike is there a prerequisite for when/why I should be able to do something here that I don't know?
>>33582474what’s stopping you two?
>>33582469FrequentYes
>>33582469Life’s good here in chadville
>>33582469MI'm not in a crisis, but I feel unfulfilled.
>>33582464It was a subaru impreza, it was a nice car, I kept it for a long time.
>>33582469Morning wood.I woke up kind of unhappy and sad. Which is unusual for me...
>>33582467True, it was pretty entertaining.
>>33582483Nice. Based Stacy
>>33582469Yeehawyes
>>33582479Space
>>33582466Just so you know, I have so much anger towards I didn't even feel towards that other anon and I didn't think it was possible to feel because of someone I talk to less than 2 weeks total. I need an honest answer: why did you act like that? I don't care how ruthless, I want niceness or for you to spare my feelings. Just say, whatever it is
>>33582469f, just came like five mins ago yes and no, I guess I'm always getting ungrateful again and crave more
>>33582488Is she an astronaut?
>>33582488wtf are you aliens?
>>33582453Usually, when people are not clear communicators speculation becomes the next natural step. Do women really not realize men are hyper-aware of patterns regarding status, power, and control? When a woman behaves like a man she is basically asking a man to lower his status, power, and control. The genderswapped equivalent would be if I gave another woman more attention than you on the date, while you were in front of me.
>>33582473>It would be perfect!What game are we playing?
>>33582490>just came like five mins agoWas it good for you?
>>33582489You are so getting uploaded dude this has been a 30 min consistent crash out
>>33582495it was satisfying, yes
>>33582469squirtiesnot happy not sad just meh
>>33582489I don't want niceness*
>>33582333That's not true though.
>>33582489> why did you act like that?I’m a drug addict with no consistency. And in frankness, you scared me. Intense for me. Felt like I wasn’t being heard. I’m not even sure how it affected you because I didn’t ask because I felt like it’d have pissed you off.
>>33582469no organisms yet :c
>men are not competing against other men, they are competing against women's peace of mind in single lifewomen how do we compete against your peace of mind in single life?
>>33582496I don't know what that means and I don't care.
>>33582504growing nipples
>>33582504Simp culture personified
>>33582504Peace bores me. Give me chaos and intensity. I'll hate you for it and ghost you but I'll have fun while it lasts.
>>33582504nag but we're not competing for that either
>>33582488space what? tf
>>33582505It means that lots of people are going to see this isn’t that great! You’re going to be famous
If women want to be single so much, WHY AREN'T THEY? What do they keep needing from men, so much that they torture themselves by being in situationships (not relationships, the time for those is apparently over) with men?
>>33582512He meant distance you fucking spergs.
>>33582509>I'll hate you for it and ghost you but I'll have fun while it lastsi dont want that at all :(
>>33582509You extremely silly person
>>33582502>Intense for meIntense how?>Felt like I wasn’t being heard. Kek, all we did was talk about you. You stopped asking anything about me, saying you wouldn't want to step on my toes, even though I never got angry at you asking anything, and when you did ask about anything I didn't want to talk about, I just told you I didn't want to talk about it
>>33582514Because they want dick
>>33582514Having hard cock pump a load into you is an addictive feeling.
>>33582509you'll summon rizzfag
>>33582492>>33582491Yes.Two aliens who belong to each other in an alien world.
State sex and grooming preferences on the opposite sex.>male>legs and pits must be shaved>love the look of a full bush, but wouldn't go down on one>everything else is optional unless she has really dark/thick body hair
>>33582509I don’t want peace! I want problem always!
>>33582509Based BPDemon
>>33582517You know it >>33582516Weak, where is your vril boi?
>>33582513Kek, still doesnt mean anything to me
>>33582523MaleNatural or laser
>>33582528Well you’re already popularity on other boards thanks for the free content bro
>>33582521That means it worked, eh>>33582525Never reply to any of my posts ever again or may god and the devil both smite you down
>>33582494Elden Ring, it’s my comfort game. We switch at death and bosses, including mini bosses. And we are doing moon magic because it’s cool, you can decide weapon
>>33582527>vril>she knowsNo creampies for you.
>>33582526Real
>>33582534I'll get whats mine when you are asleep
>>33582113I want to fuck you.I don't care what you look like, but my desire to pin you down and eat you out is immense, as you slowly give into the lust.
Women, thoughts on deep throating?
>>33582531That’s too bad I would’ve at least shared the ad revenue with you
>>33582532Do you have the DLC? I'm cool with moon magic but I also want a light greatsword...Unless we marry RanniYou'll probably be playing mostly since I'm awful at the game lol
>>33582536>I'll get whats mine when you are asleepSuccubus! You have revealed yourself.
>>33582509You don't realize it yet, but everything you say is permission. Your body is yours, until I give it someone better to belong to.
>>33582537>I want to fuck you.>I don't care what you look like, but my desire to pin you down and eat you out is immense, as you slowly give into the lustIs that the NYC femcel you're talking to?
>>33582523f, men should trim pubes and arm pits to about one inch of hair, beard left as a grown out stubble, wax any hair on the shoulders, back and upper arms and leave the rest alone >>33582538yes please
>>33582542Put your trip on, retard.
>>33582543I don't know who it is.All I feel is the energy radiating.
I'm sleepy but I can't sleep
>>33582541So? >>33582542I'll believe it when I see it.
>>33582478There's a slight difference. You can ask because you're conversing with another human being and you're trying to understand but also connect with them on some level. Then there's cold objective interest, almost scientific.
>>33582518> Intense how?Dunno. I felt a lot of pressure to respond the right way.> You stopped asking anything about meIt’s really hard for me to even recollect my emotions in the moment. It felt like my honesty was less about being honest and more about what you wanted to hear, basically. Plus I got embarrassed sending the same stuff because it felt like I wasn’t taking it with the gravitas you were looking for
>>33582548But your phone away and put on some white noise dummy
>>33582542go away rizzfag
>>33582548Masturbate.
>>33582544>beard left as a grown out stubbleWhat does grown out stubble mean? Also I do not know how to effectively wax my shoulders or back without help
Do people still think Ohio is alive?
>>33582545No this is too funny lmao
>>33582530I don't give a shit. Do what you have to do.
women should i shave the few chest hairs that have started growing?
Who the fuck is rizzfag
>>33582515She would have gotten it...
>>33582540Rellana’s Twin Blades are perfect and on theme. Good choice. I have DLC hehe, but not Nightreign looks so boring
>>33582557like a three day beard ask your mom or go to a salon
>>33582558I don't care.
>>33582566Why so chadsexual
>>33582561Post pic If they look out of place, then yes Pluck them, shaving cheat hair is very cringe
>>33582545>>33582549I don't tame, I claim, pet. You're not ready to be ruined, not yet at least. You don't have to trust me. Just obey.
>>33582571Why not? I want that "yeah, obviously I'm a man but I know how to pretend to be civilized - barely" energy
>>33582573AHAHAHA what is this 16 year old fedora tipping posting. lmao
>>33582573This is how obese unemployed discord mods speak.
>>33582565I was thinking the twin blades too, you actually made me want to play again bakaI'm trying to remember how to start it without Steam so I don't ruin my Bloodborne mod install....>I have DLC heheSweet, I loved the weapons in it, they're so much fun. That throwing hammer...>Nightreign looks so boringI thought the same but I actually got super into it, I have 200 hours in it now. It's a fun way to try new builds and augment gameplay, I wish I could take the characters into the base game
>>33582576So you
>>33582551> It felt like my honesty was less about being honest and more about what you wanted to hear,Kek, I gave you multiple chances to be honest, you kept lying because you're a liar. You made a mold for yourself, kept lying through your teeth, then pretended I caged you in it and I'm forcing you to lie. You're worthless. I'm happy I didn't waste more time on you, junkie.
>>33582581The male version of me, yeah
>>33582582What mold did anon put themselves in?
>>33582562he's an m4f audio performer with a femcel following due to his fucked up tags
>>33579951omfg I went to sleep immediately after posting this (no pillow cases still but at least bed is still mostly clean I guess). I woke up and was like>Okay, going to try and shower!and I did, but I wasn't paying attention and I accidentally used my minty shampoo/conditioner as my body wash and now my skin is all minty feeling in a bad way. Whatever, I'm sure it's close enough to normal soap though. I was going to put the pillow cases on before getting back in bed but I got in bed first and now it's too late. I have to put like, the case protectors on first and then the cases, it's a whole thing...>>33579973I'm working on it!>>33579976Good job cleaning your room. Mine is a mess, but there's no garbage at least, I do manage that, it's just cluttered and disorganized. But no food or garbage.>>33579977like, out of arm's reach. Over *there*.
I’m tired of being Chad
>>33582589Real chad wouldn't say that
>>33582592Shut
>>33582579Bloodborne is fun too, but I never got into the gun thing. I just equipped the cannon and stuck to dodging instead, also didn’t like the DLC even though everyone loves it
>>33582578>>33582577You think you're playing me, but I let you pick up the pieces.
>>33582593He also wouldn't say that
>>33582596A true god would not have to demand people treat him like one.
>>33582597Real Chad doused himself in the ladder of divine ascent and has been reborn away from the world
>>33582600Glad he can still post on atoga from there
Women, what do you consider and attractive occupation for men?
>>33582588You need some good slaps.
>>33582602Most occupations can be attractive if you excel in them.
>>33582595On my first playthrough I couldn't deal with the guns but for some reason a friend teaching me fighting games and frame data opened my eyes to how the guns work and I was parrying like nobody's businessMostly though I loved the dodge style, and just the general aesthetic of the gameIs casting generally your preferred playstyle in these games?
>>33582599I ruin things gently. It's a gift.
>>33582601Sometimes, yeah. Pretty rare tho
>>33582602Whatever you aren't.
>>33582605Even men who just work with excel?
Why are bipolar people so shitty?
>>33582549Fine, but you'll have to earn it.
>>33582608Demanding obedience without establishing that you are in a position to demand it is neither gentle nor subtle, let alone effective. It's the mark of a weak man.
>>33582610Why did you say this? Are you trying to make me feel bad about myself? Why?
>>33582562the goodest boy
>>33582551"I like you. I like this. I meant it when I say you are beautiful ... The best I can offer is my, you know" Kek, even as an ESL this shit was cringy as fuck and I didn't buy it when you said it that time. Don't worry tho. I won't be bringing you up again. Not now that I know you lied by saying the things you thought I wanted to hear. And there is nothing to be angry about, because it was all a big fat lie.
>>33582562I think he's name dropping himself
>>33582612Sure. If you truly excel at your job working with excel you probably won't be doing only that for very long.
>>33582613Because you are weak and can't handle intense emotions.
>>33582573I'm a man
>>33582614Or maybe you have to earn it.
>>33582616Tell yourself it's your choice, that's how everyone starts.
>>33582619Did you talk with that idiot in private or was it in the thread?How do you even get to that point with such a retard..
>>33582630Tell yourself you are in a position to demand obedience. Thats how it never lasts longer than the initial illusion.
But do women?
>>33582629You shouldn't tempt me.
>>33582624Maybe, but it's one thing to endure positive intense emotions and another to endure a hyper depressed piece of shit, it's not worth it
>>33582562monsterfucker anon from lolcow's /g/
>>33582637>he thinks we act that way on accident lol anon, go lick some horse pussy
>>33582619Ok then lol
>>33582639Interacting with BPD people comes with intense everything, from intense lust to intense disgust. Either you are all in or just go home and drink your chamomile tea and do breathing exercises.
>>33582637uma musume really is getting out of hand.
>>33582638Why not?
>>33582635I never lie. I just let people believe what pleases them.
>>33580282>smokerIronically, better than alcohol in a way. Both are bitter crap that make you feel just a little bit better, but at least smoking usually only kills yourself, unless you smoke at home with your family. Alcohol can cause vomiting, which is quite more unpleasant than the bad smell, and overall makes you a bigger nuisance and threat to others than smoking.
>>33582646I'd rather drink chamomile tea tbf
women why dont you have your own penis man yet?
Women, is it true that the spin cycle of a wash machine was an awakening for you?
>>33582651Mh yes, puppeteer of wishful thinking. I doubt you're any good at it given your way too steep escalation to arrogance.
>>33582655No volunteers
>>33582657No, I had my first orgasm straddling a thick branch when climbing a tree. One could say I'm treesexual now. >>33582655Who says I don't?
>>33582650I'm trying to be more of a gentleman.
>>33582654You do you, boo.
>>33582661>first orgasm straddling a thick branch when climbing a tree.Kek, size queen origin story
>>33582662Why? That sounds rather unerotic.
Is there any efficient way of getting coomed inside without the risk of getting knocked up other than condoms or ruining my organism with pills and other shit?
>>33582657Not in my case, no. But I can see it, and assume there's some truth to the cliche.>>33582655What? do you mean just a bf? I'm a shut-in girlfailure, but not in like the way guys like.
>>33582661Twinsies. When i was about 12 i climbed a tree and jerked off up there
>>33582637You tell me, horsegirl
>>33582667For sure. Fuck, I need to text him.
>>33582668You prefer rough men?
>>33582669Copper IUD.
>>33582671Based>>33582674I like feral men that can fool the untrained eye with their civilized act
>>33582669IUD.But do creampies actually feel good enough for it to be worth it?
>>33582681Nta but yes, fuck yes.
>>33582648Uma musume is a actually reclining...
>>33582658I know your type all too well. You don't need to be told what to do. You need to be understood first. You can fight it, in fact, I prefer it when you try. I like obedience, but I adore resistance that breaks.
Wish i was hung like a horse
>>33582679>I like feral men that can fool the untrained eye with their civilized act>lycanthropyWhat phase is the moon in?
>>33582675>>33582681But won't it also ruin my organism?
jesus fuck how many bitches does this guy have
New thread>>33582691>>33582691>>33582691
>>33582669>ruining my organism with pillsHm, weird.
>>33582689Wish I was driving a car that could go faster than 160 km
>>33582684Can you actually feel the cum? Or just the throbbing?
>>33582606Generally I stay away from casting until second play through. I like keeping it simple until I understand the game more. For some reason I always try a bow build and it never really works, I should stop but it’s too tempting
>>33582694>page 6God i hope the janny deletes this one too
>>33582686Nice attempt to switch methods but I have no interest in being understood. You can try to humble me but I highly doubt you can.
>>33582692I don't think so? The iud isn't anywhere near your clitoris.
>>33582690Ovulation >>33582692??? Why the fuck would it? >>33582697The pumping and the mental aspect goes hard.
>>33582701If it doesn't then it will confirm that rule posters get special treatment.
>>33582701we only have 2 images left, tho
>>33582693At the moment? A humble 0
>>33582711>muh image limitdont care
>>33582693If you assume he has none, you're probably very close to the truth
>>33582706>??? Why the fuck would it? Idk, it's putting something in my body permanently
>>33582706>OvulationSo we're going raw, huh?
>>33582698They perfected the bow build in Nightreign but I doubt they will bring it back in any future games. It's too brokenAre you a strength or dexterity build on first playthrough then?
>>33582721Are you having regular sex?
>>33582673Chadlet?
>>33582727yeah
>>33582722Yes>>33582731No, lol. I go big or go home. >>33582721copper IUD's aren't permanent and they don't affect your libido
>>33582633I thought he was a nice person in a rough place. I wanted to console him. And I genuinely at no point did I ask him anything with the purpose of trying to force him into one action or the other. And when I thought he was hiding his feelings, I tried to get him to be honest with me (at some point I even said "if you were honest with me..." and he took offense at that). And until now I actually believed it ended badly, but not that bad and there must be a convincing reason so that even though things ended, they could end on a better note. I'm glad I didn't waste more time on him.
>>33582724Always dex first. I don’t like bonk weapons, they are powerful and easy to use but also too slow for me. You?
>>33582721Please tell me you are from the USA or another third world country with shit education...
>>33582702You're welcome to walk away. I always give people a choice. Just know that what I want isn't the point. What you become for me is.
>>33582734Isn't clitoral stimulation the source of your orgasms?
>>33582749And what would that be?
>>33582742>I'm glad I didn't waste more time on him.Were you hoping to get something out of it?
>>33582673Is he your fwb?
>>33582761No, my bf.
>>33582748I just went to catholic school with no sex education other than how to cook, how to not get raped, how to use sewing machine and why masturbation is bad
>>33582749>>33582686As an actual real life dom, you are so fucking cringe to me.No coherence, no substance.
>>33582743I tend to go with the unga bunga build on first playthrough personally, it's easier to get established so I can try other builds later lolLike I said though I'm really bad at the game so I rely on shields, and stance damage. Dex is really fun to use though, I just don't have good dodge timing
>>33582757Trembling, powerless, begging, prideless, and oh so thankful for every bit of it.
>>33582750It is but how does it matter
>>33582772Then you need to be plapped open.
>>33582780An implant won't effect that
>>33582769Hope you get plapped
>>33582776Yeah, I highly doubt that.
>>33582760Tbh, as I said to him, I had suspended my judgement about what is the endgoal of us talking. However, as I said, even though things ended, I didn't want to look back in anger, and I wanted him to give me a convincing reason, so that I could have closure. But not in a million years did I expect him to say I was telling you things you wanted to hear and paint me like I was a monster to him. And he knows deep down that I was good to him, even if I said hurtful things now because I'm hurt. Anyway, it was a lesson of sorts, and I did get closure too. Conclusion: it was a pile of shit, and there's nothing to look back on, no matter how small.
>>33582797Thanks, you too if you want to.
>>33582774I have to do shield in DS2, that game sucks in so many ways. It’s also the only game I go full bonk. Shields in Elden Ring is fun though since you get that strike back option every time you get hit, very satisfying
>>33582801Yesss guard counters are so fun especially with the huge weapons!I didn't realize it was exclusive to Elden Ring, Bloodborne is the only other one I've really spent much time in honestlySo what's your favorite weapon? And boss?
>>33582801NTA> that game sucks in so many ways.Thank you, the fandom went full revisionit and you the main discourse is that DS2 was this hidden gem that did everything better but people disliked it because it wasn't DS1. It's awful in a lot of things.
>>33582773What a coincidence, I also happen to be an actual real life dom. If you think this is me at full tilt I almost pity you.>>33582798That's your projection, not my pulse.
>>33582814>This is not the full extent of my seductive powersLmao
>>33582800Are we talking an MFM situation? Or are you offering for me to get plapped by your bf too? Lol.
>>33582799>I could have closureClosure comes from within.Do you have people with outstanding "closure"?I'm asking because I had read something similar, a femanon and maleanon talking to each other for a short time and the guy being some druggie who then became offended. But I don't know if that was you two or somebody else.Or maybe this is a really stupid deja vu.
>>33582826Lol, I meant I hope you get plapped too if thats what you're looking for. But maybe I could get him to plap you too, yeah.
>>33582814>If you think this is me at full tiltNo, no I very obviously do not.And that was not even the point.But yeah sure sure, you definitely are a "big bad dommy daddy >:(".
>>33582817I never once called myself seductive, that's on you.Besides, being witty takes the least amount of effort. Especially since that's basically all takes to get people so riled up.
>>33582812There are two weapons in Elden Ring that is plain stupid fun. Starscourge Greatsword, the skill explodes everyone.And Moghwyn’s Spear, pray the enemy away. So fun.My favorite bosses is Rennala because it’s different and Midra for pure vibes
>>33582831Lol, I'll pass. Thanks for the well wishes though.
>>33582838Just taking the piss, mate. Having a laugh.
>>33582858And now the classic "I was only pretending to be stupid :crazy_laugh_emoji:"
State gender Is this guy >>33582814 a real dom?
>>33582863You seem a bit insecure mate, what, is it your turf? Was I supposed to check-in before vague-posting? All the horny bats are in the new thread. I made them riled up by the way. Meet you there?
>>33582813Yeah the fans are toxic, just play it, feels like running on soap. Level design is so bad. The whole game feel and play like when girls pay for fake designer bags.
>>33582829I don't think that was me/him. If he talked about it,I wasn't aware.>Closure comes from within.Does it? I don't know, but in this case, had I not asked (ironically, until the last minute, I'm still the one asking for answers/honesty, yet he implied I made him walk on eggshells and lie to me to hear what I wanted to hear!) I would have still thought maybe he had a good reason he didn't tell me. Thanks for talking/listening, anon <3 I want this behind me.
>>33582637of course they do, this is a joke right
>>33580174Ignoring the other sounds outside, it's somewhat soothing.
girlswhere is the craziest place you've had sex?
>>33582573>I don't tame, I claim, pet. You're not ready to be ruined, not yet at least. You don't have to trust me. Just obey.
>>33582504>how do we compete against your peace of mind in single life?Be a better option to her than the absence of you.
>>33582872No. Brat tamers are so cringe they might as well identify as switches.
>>33582872MaleNo.Seems more like someone cosplaying. Albeit better than the usual attempts I've seen.Pretty much by talking like that here at all it reveals itself as silly shitposting.>t. Dom-leaning switch Sadist
>>33583493>Brat tamers are so cringe they might as well identify as switches.I feel attacked. HehReally, seeking out a brat sounds ridiculously exhausting. But dealing with someone being a brat is different.A coward seeks total controlled obedience.If you enjoy correcting behavior, then you need misbehavior to correct. Some like to perform perfectly and intentionally mess one tiny thing up to receive correction.That's lovely for some. To me it's too performative. To some the performance is the point. To me it's silly.I like the genuine struggle. The pushback. The resistance.But yeah, holy fuck seeking out someone who primarily identifies as a brat and taming them sounds terrible. Bragging about taming is more lame than most bragging.I have a talent for sadism but I don't brag about it.As for being a switch, that's just being honest. I only became a Dom because I live to serve. I'm not submissive, more that I want to make my partner happy. That's what gives me pleasure. If I have to be Dom to do that, then I love doing it. But imagining being Dommed is appealing too.
>>33582652That's why I respect smokers sligthly more than alcoholics
>>33582544>men should trim pubes and arm pits to about one inch of hairWhat about the hair all the way up my cock?
>>33582113That feels like a jaded view. LDRs often don’t work, but if you feel a connection, you feel a connection.
>>33581563>when a woman sleeps with a man she puts more value on it than the man does.It varies.My friend had an ex come over to his house, spent a romantic night, make love all night, give him every resaso in the world to think they were reconnecting, and then barely respond to him at all leaving him completely fucked up for 8 months.It's not a gender thing.The opposite gender is not all evilbad while your gender dindu nuffin'.
>>33582469mi'm not sure. my life sorta fell apart around the end of 2024 and i haven't really gotten any of it back together yet. i mean, i have in a literal sense, but i kinda reject humanity but idk what that entirely means yet
>>33582349The alternative that you pick is making men pay and spoil you 24/7 and then complain about the ones who don't, because spoiling you is what makes men feel good and fall in love with you for real, for real, no cap.I fucking hate disingenuous pieces of shit like you. NTA.
>>33584979Kek. Jump off of a bridge, cunt. You're literally angry at imagined nonsense.
>>33585076That is what transpires from your posts. You basically have decided to be like every other woman following the misandristic feministic retardistic logic that also leads to you sleeping around with players.
