ITT: We ask the opposite gender (almost) anything.This thread has no rules of its own. The only rules are the 4chan site rules and the /adv/ board rules.We do have a request, please keep your posts (or the majority of them) to the subject of advice. We know it's fun to treat this thread like a chatroom for general chitchat, but ideally most posts should be aiming for genuinely seeking knowledge or sincerely providing wisdom.A few helpful suggestions,If you want to find people to talk to outside of 4chan, then maybe try >>>/soc/ instead.If you want to remind us how much you hate people, then maybe try >>>/pol/ instead.If you want to share feels about how lonely you are, then maybe try >>>/r9k/ instead.If you just want to vent and feel seen, then maybe try >>>/adv/gioyc instead.It would also be really cool if you waited until the old thread is on Page 9 or even Page 10 (or at the very least until the thread is very close to its Image Limit) before you make a new thread.Previously on ATOGA: >>33579924
>>33582691Women, how does it feel to know that it is in your nature to be submissive to men, at least sexually?
Girls, what do you think of anal?
Girls will you admit this one was kinda funny?
>>33582691Women, why are you straight? (if you are)
Women, would you rather get your mouth fucked, or you be the one sucking dick?
>>33582691Women, do you feel the same way?
>>33582703>>33582710>>33582713>>33582715>>33582719>>33582723FStop being so fucking cringe
>>33582703I'm yet to meet a man that can actually make me feel that way irl and for more than a few days. >>33582710Yes>>33582713Wdym funny? It's just the truth. >>33582715Because cock is great. >>33582719Why do I have to chose?
>>33582723Yes, for sure
>>33582713yesi think it was received well the first time you posted it too??her expression sells it for me
do depressed women ever reach out againi think i know better by now but you know, would be nice to get some copium
Not a fan of street parking
>>33582728Stop being edgy and GTFO.
>>33582730Hot
>>33582735She's not depressed, you just make her feel depressed, so why would she want to reach out for more of that?
>>33582723Yes, obviously
>>33582736Not a fan of your blog posting
I swear to god I'm going to put the pillow cases on today, but for now I'm going back to sleep.
>>33582719Mouth fucked
Women really are awful.
>>33582747That was the last one, I’m out
>>33582728Nta, some femanons masturbate to men acting so desperate for their attention, apparently
>>33582691I don't understand the picture, couldn't they still bang?
>>33582715Can’t help it
>>33582754Boo hoo
Women are really really erotic
>>33582729>I'm yet to meet a man that can actually make me feel that way irl and for more than a few daysYes, but how does this knowledge make you feel?>what do you think of anal?>"Yes">Why do I have to chose?I meant what do you like more, dum dum.
>>33582756You don't even believe that yourself, lol
>>33582713What’s the funny part?
>>33582746Do you cum harder when you're being "used"?
>>33582767I meant for today and maybe a while, I don’t think I posted here all week
Women do you trust in my self righteous suicide?
>>33582710I’m into it
>>33582771Maybe try making a more quality post next time if you don't even post that much
Women, what's the weirdest thing you've masturbated with? Personally, it was probably the banana peel when I was 18.
I like women, but i know they wont like me
>>33582775Yes, I'm sure you know why you think mercy killing you is the beat solution
>>33582779Mmm, no, I’m gonna post what I want
>>33582770Can you phrase it in a less incel way?
>>33582762Depends on how mermaids work
>>33582766>how does this knowledge make you feel?It would feel like the ultimate orgasm to find that irl. >what do you like more I don't like one more than the other since it depends on my mood, so one day I might like one more than the other but the next day the opposite is true.
>>33582781I once impaled myself ln a bed post. It was great, I'd do it again.
>>33582786So will I, better deal with it
>>33582787How?
>>33582792That sounds... Girthy
So what do women actually enjoy talking about? Because every time I try asking them about their hobbies and what not, they seem bored
women is 5" girth enough to satisfy you?
>>33582802It was one of those wood turned ones. It was stretchy but doable. A bit like pic rel.
>>33582787>Can you phrase it in a less incel way?Is it more enjoyable when there isn't an emotional connection, and he takes control?
>>33582803I tend to yap too much about my schizo theories it seems.
>>33582807I won't lie, that sounds pretty hot.
>>33582691Women, are you clumsy?
>>33582816>an entire squad of simps
>>33582816Anne Hathaway is one of the prettiest women alive
>>33582815It was. I oiled up my pussy first and got myself close and I had to stand on my toes to not ram it too deep into my cervix. Truly an orgasm to remember.
Hello femanons
MoidsWhich one?
>>33582824Dicks portrayed as harmless don't do anything for me.
>>33582825None
>>33582825>asian>korean evenew
>>33582811Do guys ask you about your schizo theories? Or do you just happen to take the conversation there?
>>33582825Girl 2nd from the Left. I like her nose and hair. Next would be the girl far right
>>33582710Anal is a disgusting humiliation ritual, my ass is for taking shit, not for male pleasure>>33582729>>33582778Brainwashed or pornsick or both
>>335828255>2>3>1>4
>>33582825I had sex with an Asian hooker and now I don’t find Asian women attractive anymore
>>33582830You joyless fuck.
>>33582820That's an awesome visual. How were you "riding" it when you were on your toes? Were you rocking your hips?
>>33582828what about now
>>33582834Both but I feel like they get tired of them immediately when I open my mouth, kek. Can't blame them.
>>33582828You like angry dicks?
Getting a loving husband is this easy
>>33582703>Women, how does it feel to know that it is in your nature to be submissive to men, at least sexually?(puts the gag back in your mouth, tightens your restraints, and reaches for the knife)Hush now.
>>33582845Like rolling my hips, I just rubbed my clit to push me over the edge.
>>33582848Yes>>33582846Hmmm.... slightly better but not quite there yet
>>33582825I don't know which kpop that is.None of that is Taeyeon, so I don't particularly care.
Are women always mean when horny?
>>33582710You realise there's a perfectly good pussy barely an inch away?
>>33582856No, but it's fun to be horny and mean.
>>33582851You’re a lesbian.
>>33582856technically yesthey are always mean when not horny too
>>33582719It's all about lips and tongue, not throat.
>>33582847I bet they’re not even that schizo
>>33582856they're always mean, being horny doesnt change that
>>33582723You do realise that was written by a larping man, right?
>>33582856I know women who also get slightly bratty, but incredibly submissive as soon as you put them in their place.
>>33582852Damn, that sounds intense. Was it almost too much?
>>33582861>>33582866Why can't nice women be real?
>>33582735>do depressed women ever reach out againDepressed people never reach out. They don't have the energy and (from their perspective) what would be the point?
Ok, which one of you was this??
>>33582859MI concur.
>>33582871they wouldn't be women then
>>33582870Yeah, but thats the whole point, isn't it? >>33582875Nice...
>>33582854NTA. How can an irl dick look angry?
>>33582871they werethey died out because they couldnt attract matesmen dont acknowledge women who dont want to hurt themthey are drawn to abusive women like moths to a flame
>>33582865I guess that depends on who you'd ask.
>>33582775Not so much trust as encourage.
Depression can be fixed with sex
>>33582787It was phased more gently than the image, which uses terms like sex slave.
>>33582810No to the first, yes to the second
>>33582879Be big, rock hard and veiny, feel hot to the touch and reddish from all the blood pushed into it, about to explode basically.
>>33582781Electric toothbrush. I'm vanilla, sue me.
>>33582775Third reply for System of a down.
>>33582889See you in court
>>33582887Oh yeah, and twitching menacingly.
>>33582882I used to spend a good amount of time on /pol/ so I know schizo theories. Let’s hear em
>>33582806>women is 5" girth enough to satisfy you?Plenty.
>>33582890there is no one here but me
>>33582887>big, rock hard and veiny, feel hot to the touch and reddish from all the blood pushed into it, about to explode basically.That is essentially me, not just my dick.
>>33582816Not really, I wear a lot of heels and I haven’t had a fall yet. But I’m not an actor trying to run down some stairs
>>33582896Hot
>>33582887>>33582892Great description
>>33582820Moid hands.
>>33582887>rock hard and veiny, feel hot to the touch and reddish from all the blood pushed into it, about to explode basically:)>big:(
>>33582837what?
>>33582898Hahaa, gotcha faggot!I am not chiseled and veiny at all!
>>33582899Thanks, it makes me want to lick it.
>>33582892I like when I'm so hard it's throbbing to my heart beat.
>>33582900You wish.
>>33582825>Which one?The one on the right has what looks like the most genuine smile. I'll go with her.
>>33582907You know it.>>33582903I hope you will pay for this.>>33582901Sorry
>>33582904I hope you find an absolutely furious penis.
>>33582902What what?
>>33582825None, they'd turn around if they every saw me.
>>33582911Thank you, I love being the reason it's so full of rage.
>>33582860You wish. I'm not putting on a show for you.
>>33582910I already came around an hour ago, so you have no influence over me.
Y'all are horny lately, what are they putting in the water?
There are 1.05 men born for each women, how is it possible that a girl can go horny and unfulfilled when there's available dick everywhere?
>>33582901MIt's okay for women to have preferences too. I love big tits, and I don't feel guilty.
>>33582918*yet
>>33582919Clearly not enough cloroforme.
>>33582920I like to tease myself by keeping myself horny with no release. It makes me feel alive.
>>33582910>>33582923I haven't cum yet...
>>33582908>You wish.I know.
>>33582928You are in grave danger anon
>>33582926It makes you more productive as well
>>33582923There are only two women who can possibly have any sexual influence over me.The one who I'd hatefuck because of our past and the one who I'd probably marry.And you are neither of those, friend.
>>33582920Quality matters as well as quantity.
>>33582919We appreciate women here.
>>33582921okay
>>33582930Am I? What's the worst that could happen?
>>33582934clown girls need to be protected and loved and cherished and proposed to
>>33582931Yes, it feels very energizing >>33582932Both are your mom
>>33582933You can find 6 by 6 inches everywhere
>>33582936You might get monarched
>>33582937Every girl is a clown if you talk with them long enough.
>>33582781massage gun
>>33582934Honk honk.Girl already posted her pussy online btw.>>33582940Ew no.They're both significanly younger than me.
>>33582944And thats a good thing.
Femanon *melting* rn
>>33582942That's barely enough anymore anon.
>>33582947Don't do that to your sisters anon.
>>33582943As in The MKULTRA successor program?
>>33582949Where?
>>33582946Is your clitoris still alive after that?
>>33582942>You can find 6 by 6 inches everywhere6" girth is too much. But I meant the quality of the man it's attached to.
>>33582949Oh, what a world.
>>33582954Over me.
>>33582958>6" girth is too muchShame
>>33582957It's okay, this thing has 6 modes
>>335829426 inches is the bare minimum these days anon
>>33582952Exactly
>>33582960I don't see it.
>>33582963What do you mean these days, you don't want to date a roastie do you?
>>33582951Ok you got me giggling with that one at least.
>>33582967What's my activation word?
>>33582971Nice "friend"
>>33582973"Cum for me"
>>33582959One of my favorite parts of atoga, truly are the femanons.
>>33582947>They're both significanly younger than me.Pedo
>Me with my little 5.5 incher
>>33582979I heard some men like "cute feminine penises".
>>33582976I'm about to
>>33582968Then close your eyes. I’ll show you another way.
>>33582982I'll put that in your report file. Nice to see the programming is still active. Please report back with amount of cum produced for research purposes.
>>33582977Yeah, too bad any interaction we have with them doesn't really mean anything or add to our lives in a tangible way.
>>33582986>having some fun sexually charged banter doesn't add anything to his life Oh no, another miserable faggot
>>33582987I do it every once in a while and it's fun, but that doesn't really add anything to my actual romantic or sex life.
>>33582982I know. Let it happen.
>>335829461/4 of my desire for gf is so I have someone to use this on my back and neck after pull day
>>33582992Skill issue
>>33582994Just get a wall mountAnd get one for your fleshlight too
What do foids even think about when they cum
>>33582969no, but 6 inches isnt seen as enough
>>33582985While precise measurements cannot be made, the effect appears substantial.Subject will be sleeping more soundly tonight.
>>33583000Angry cocks desperately humping things.
>>33582998Sadly I rent.Not drilling a bunch of holes.
>>33583002Good boy
>>33583001Quit your whining
>>33583001Roastie propaganda
>>33583004There's suction mounts
>>33582993>>33583005Thank you :)
>>33583003Are they drippy?
>>33583008Strong enough to hold a massage gun with me pressed against it? Shhieeeeeeeet.
>>33582825NoneK-pop is gay as fuck
>>33583012No, being into the leaky aspects is a bit gay coded.
>>33583018>gay coded.I thought foids liked faggy stuff like MMF
>>33583018>t. jh
>>33583021Nope>>33583020Maybe JH
>>33582958>6 inch of girth is too much 6 inch of circumference femanon, not width
Women, do you assume a guy is not into you if he doesn't kiss you after a certain number of dates?What's the number?
Why is satisfaction so slippery?
Any tips on how to sus out if this nice lady at my work is single or not without making it clear I’m keen on her?
>>33583025>6 inch of circumference femanon, not widthI know what girth means, and 6" is too much.
>>33583030Don't. Hitting on co-workers is never a good idea.
>>33582825They all look the same to me. Can't tell what each of them is like in person from the picture.
>>33583026>Women, do you assume a guy is not into you if he doesn't kiss you after a certain number of dates?Yes.>What's the number?Two.
>>33583026Idk, I don't think it has ever happened that I went on multiple dates with someone without making out. If I wanted to escalate physical intimacy and he would not take me up on it, I'd assume he's not interested after the second time and move on.>>33583029It's more exciting if there's risk involved.
>>33583031Unreal, 6 inches of circumference are only 1.9 inches in diameter (4.9cm)Realistically any femanon can take that, it's not that big
>>33583001>6 inches isnt seen as enoughOnly by men.
>>33583035>>33583036Next you'll say women want to be touched by their dates or something.
>>33582751Your pillows are probably already ruined.
>>33583040Yeah, because I only go on dates with guys I want to be touched by. Idk about your dates.
>>33583029Because humans define their reality in misery. When satisfaction becomes the norm it stops being satisfying.
womeni need an unmedicated, unwashed, unshaved, un-dersocialized femcel to bounce on it autistic style with no regard for non-verbal cues
>>33583043What dates?
I caved and ordered grey sweatpants...
>>33583033I know but I think she’s just so special and I’m planning to be gone in 6 months anyway so worst case I just avoid her (our paths barely cross in a work setting) and then dip
>>33583046literally me >>33583049you need a big pp for that to do anything
>>33583037(NTA) Girth is measured round the middle of the shaft, but the head is usually wider than that. And anyway, it's not a question of "being able to take it" it's a question of it feeling good. A woman *can* push something the size of a baby's head through there, but it's not *enjoyable*.
>>33583047Yeah, my bad
>>33583052define big
>>33583050How about waiting till you leave and then asking?
>all you need to be attractive is some hair colour, piercings and eyelinerWomen live on a easy mode...
>>33583059You also need to not be fat and have clear skin.
>>33583058Because I’ve literally never felt this way about a woman in my life before. I’m terrified if I don’t do something soon someone might swoop in and take her
>>33583057>7inches
>>33583061K-pop skincare routine.......
>>33583068Thats not how fixing your skin works.
>>33583067soft or hard?
Women, why do you like giving false hopes?
>>33583059>dyed hair, piercings, clown makeupI mean if you want to fuck a man who can't/won't pay child support or for a meal over $20 I'm pretty sure literally everyone in this thread, the guys included, could pull that off if they wanted.
>>33583052>literally meplease allow me to hand-feed you chips ive chiseled down to a perfect bite size so you dont have to touch themthen ill dim the lights, turn on that racing game you like and put a blanket over you before eating you out so you dont get overstimulated, my awkward girlcatastrophe princess
>>33583073Futurefaking is just so tempting, sorry.
>>33583074Why do you spread such heinous misinformation about men who are into punk girls
Women, preferably euro women,where the fuck do you hang out??I swear I literally never see a woman of my age when I walk around my town. All I see are either underage teens or 30+ hags.
>>33583071Hard
>>33583035>Two.That seems aggressive. I was expecting three at the lowest.>>33583036>If I wanted to escalate physical intimacyHow would you do this? You mean like giving him "the look" or more like grabbing his dick?
>>33583037Average girth is around 4.5-4.6. Less than 1% of men have a 6" girth. It shouldn't surprise you that an average sized pussy has problems with a freakishly large dick.
>>33583073leading men on then shutting them down gives women the same rush as beating up a mugger in front of your gf
>>33583077can we change that to using your dick to help with my oral fixation, pitch black room, no breakfast, three white monster and a beat that massages my organs please?
>>33583073>Women, why do you like giving false hopes?We want to believe it's true.
>>33583085>How would you do this?My existence and vicinity should be enough to make him be barely able to not grab me and breed me. It shouldn't take more than getting him alone and making my body touch his.
>>33583088>three white monsterNta, but artificial sweeteners are really bad for you.
>>33583092do I look like I care, sir?
>>33583065Okay, but that means you have a crush, and crushes never last. Even if you get together with her, you won't feel like this 18 months from now.
>>33583088no problem, that is an excellent choicewould you like me to prepare the cup for you to pee in so you dont have to get up now or later?
>>33583086So she didn't lie about my dick being big
>>33583081then we're gucci
>>33583095you can just hold me out of the window
>>33582857No, anon(ette?). I never realized there was a vagina near the anus. Thanks for telling me.
>>33583093They cause stroke, cancer and ruin gut microbiota anon, pls
Love comes with a price. What price are you willing to pay?
>>33583098wonderfuland where are my manners, i almost forgot to turn the ac down another 5 degrees so you can wear the big poofy winter coat while curling up in your chairsweet dreams princess (it is 8am)
Watered my plants, put in some new climbing aids.Nice, now I can be lazy the rest of the day.State gender.Plans for today?
>>33583100hell yeah, let's fucking goooo
>>33583101That the illusion only lasts for like three weeks.
>>33583101Anything for a punk gf, a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g
>>33583101Nothing, you're the one paying for being near me.
>>33583102good night, my pretend knight
>>33582988>Does it?Yeah, because even if somebody is resentful if they hurt you, it's still on you to actually move past it. I'm not gonna say somebody being resentful doesn't help with it, though. But plenty of times we don't even get a chance to get anything back and we're on our own to see ourselves out of the equation, which you probably see as an injustice.>Thanks for talking/listening, anon <3I think you'd do the same for me.
>>33583105MClean my room a bit, go to the gym, maybe read a bit.
>>33583101cant afford it
>>33583105I've just exited psychiatrist, I also have psychologist. I'm baking something sweet too. I feel like cooking. Any ideas?
>>33583107Lmao>>33583105Work, driving range, grillin w frens
>>33583101None. I won't love anyone for the sake of people.
>>33583098lmao
>went on a date with another girl at her place>date ends and I get into my car at like 1AM>immediately start texting a girl I've wanted to bang for ages from Snapchat who finally wanted to fuck if she was still up>She was up but was unsure because she's never had sex with a stranger before and said she was awkward>Somehow convinced her to give me her address after 2-3 minutes of horny texting her about how much I wanted to cream her tits and plough her like a field>drive half an hour to get to her place>she snuck me in through her garage because she literally lived in the basement as a mid-20s Latina living with her entire family + extended family>made small talk for literally a minute before I started kissing her>proceeded to take off my clothes as she was awkwardly laughing before trying to undress her>she was hesitant at first but finally let me strip her nude>literally shoved my dick in her face causing her to giggle and laugh before she started sucking me off>spent the next 2 hours balls deep in this girl who I barely had just met for 5 minutes before I started fucking her>literally the most submissive girl I've ever met and basically let me do whatever I wanted to her>was so shy that she kept lightly swatting my face away or covering her face because I kept looking at her while we fucked>pinned her arms out of the way multiple times so she couldn't swat me or hide herself as I kept fucking her and she just took it>literally groped her entire body however I wanted and slapped her ass on the way out>she didn't push me away, retract, or react negatively at all and even mentioned saving "fucking raw" for the "next time">get back home at like 5 and realized the girl who I went on a date with texted me multiple times to see if I got back safely>made up a reason and she 100% bought itHow did I do, fellas?
>>33583109What is a punk gf?
>>33583119>I've just exited psychiatrist, I also have psychologist.Classes or people, what?>Any ideas?I decided on potato and carrot gratin.
>>33583091This conflicts with so much of what men have been told for the last 20 years.
>>33583123No idea TLDR. Good I guess?
>>33583124Sharon Stone in Mad Max 3.
>>33583123thank you for confirming that men who ignore the safety checkin are cheating mansluts
>>33583123Not going to read your ego stroking larp
w*men
>>33583123Be more concise and people will hate you less.
Just think about it, to marry someone, you have to be able to make someone else think its a good idea to spend THE REST OF THEIR LIVES with youfucking terrifying, is like a chance in 10 billion
>>33583133m*n?
>>33583133bro is scared of the letter o
>>33583123Based chad, this is what women want
>>33583136Marriage is an absolute scam.
>>33583126Not my problem if you surround yourself with joyless prudes.
>>33583136This has nothing to do with chance. Most people just want someone that's hot and successful, it's pretty damn universal.
>>33583126Women only want chad
>have birthday 2 days ago>mom says she wishes me health, luck and everything but wont say the last thing>jokingly tell her to say it>she says ''I wish you found the right one''im a goner dude
>>33583136More like you have to convince her to have a big expensive party where she is the center of attention and if she wants to peave ahe gets a bunch of free money in perpetuity to do so
>>33583147Haha I am sorry anon.
>>33583127>>33583132>>33583135Tl;dr>went on a date with one girl>date ends and asked another chick if she wanted to fuck>convinced her to say yes>fucked her good and made a new fwb>got back home and texted the wholesome loving girl I dated earlier good night>>33583140Thank you my man, I try.>>33583130Would a delay in my usual get-home text-back tip her or any girl off in any way?
>>33582867>You do realise that was written by a larping man, rightI've seen her OnlyFans
>>33581855>>33581904>>Are there any other black normies itt?>There's Actuaranon. She's part Jewish thoughFully both, as she's from beta israel.
Femanon, Anonette, Femoid, or Foid?
>>33583157Why not all of them?
>>33583156>Black JewishHell of a combo.
Moids Do you know where to buy steroids?
>>33583157Anonette is cute
>>33583157Would be nice to be called foid in bed
Women, do you want to go to a pokemon convention with me?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMqX2CRS43kI don't know shit about pokemon, but it seems like a fun thing to look at people and how excited they are for pokemon.
>>33583094I’ve had crushes since I was 13 and 4 girlfriends over my life I swear this is different
>>33582934>We appreciate womenWe appreciate power https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeH0mAWbQNo
>>33583159I meat many African Jewish emigres to Israel when I visited that country. A lot of Ethiopian and Somalian Jews who decided they and their families were happier in Israel.
>>33583153>Tl;drYou think that I didn't read it because it's too long, rather than because I don't care? Just had to skim a bit to see it's a larp about how much you fuck.
>>33583159Unless you've got it paired with a good Jewish last name it's best to go for the black angle on the affirmative action forms, my kids are half sand monkey but there's no bonus for that, so I always advise them to claim to be either hispanic because the women who review such things are too stupid to figure out that my last name with a bunch of c's next to z's isn't in fact a Mexican one.
>>33583161>Two 10s and a 5 when you could put on a single 25...Lets see here, at the trt clinic, online thru some subreddit but they are made in a chinese bathtub
>>33583161No, but I'm sure if I asked around in those protein stores or to some of my gym mates I could easily find out.
Men, do you have a former sexual partner who can glaze you on request? I think it's kind of amusing that this guy that I slept with keeps asking me to be a personal reference for him. I try not to talk about his penis when I get phone calls about him.
>>33583173Jewish usually isn't featured on "Affirmative Action" forms at the end of job applications in either the U.S. or UK. There's an entire book about this called "Jews Don't Count" by the washed-up comedian David Baddiel.
>>33583123>How did I do, fellas?Textbook sex addiction. You must be so proud.
>>33583159The ancient Israelites were dark skinned africans during the reign of king Whehwooz first of his name.
>>33583173>a good Jewish last nameImagine if you're black and called something like Schwarzberg.That's some curb your enthusiasm style life joke.
>>33583174Sounds solid to me >>33583175Yeah, maybe
>>33583180Black Hebrew Israelites are weirdo extremists and trolls. For a while I couldn't catch the tram without those freaks screaming their doctrine at the station or harassing the conductor.
>>33583136Nah, divorce is a thing. You just need to think you *might* want to spend the rest of your life with someone.
>>33583165Like "dirty foid," or "such a good foid"?
>>33583182That's ironically how Whoopi Goldberg to her name. Her mother had her change her name so she'd sound Jewish enough for showbiz lol.
>>33583187The former
>>33583185>Black Hebrew Israelites are weirdo extremists and trolls.They seem to livin' life.
>>33583091Hottt
>>33583154>I've seen her OnlyFansYou've seen an OF account operated by a man using someone else's pictures.
>>33583186My married friend (f) keeps openly fantasizing about what being married to me (m) would be like whenever we hang out, even with her husband right there in the same room. I think it's flattering and cute.
>>33583165My nasty little foid.
>>33583161>Do you know where to buy steroids?No, and this does not trouble me.
>>33583112Based Stacy
>>33583190I mean the fact that they cosplay like Vulcans on Star Trek is amusing at least. But they are still a nuisance and their preaching is noise pollution.
>>33583167>I swear this is differentI dare say it is, but it's still the kind of feeling that DOESN'T LAST. 18 months into the relationship you will not feel like that any more.
>>33583197I'm a man. And I meant more like paying with your dignity and self respect, not money.
>>33583158You would use all terms?>>33583162Honestly, I haven't seen that one used often.>>33583165Oh?
>>33583186That's why my parents got married was because they were in a legal and locational situation where they got more benefits from being married, and they had a stipulation in their prenup that the first two years was a probationary period where it was easier to divorce at any time if they mutually decided it wasn't working out.
>>33583176>a former sexual partner who can glaze you on request?You mean cover me with honey?
>>33583205>You would use all terms?Yes, I would call you all of them.
>>33583123Chad's right of conquest
>>33583199>preaching is noise pollution.That's always the case, yeah.
>>33583161Mlol I don't know how you get to 25 as a guy and don't know that in this environment, something like 10% of zoomies are on them now, even the guys reading this who don't know how could find them in a day or two of genuine search.Anyway it depends on exactly what you want, what you want to pay, and how legal or illegal you want to go. There are "men's health clinics" everywhere that operate outside the insurance system (curiously at much lower prices than your normal doctor or pharmacist, hmmm...) and they have a laundry list of PEDs they'll write you a script for without so much as a checkup. If you want to go a bit harder just go to any non chain gym and find a personal trainer or just ask the biggest guy there and they'll cheerfully hook you up. Women really have no idea just how pervasive it is at this point and we're sleepwalking into a huge men's health crisis in like 10 years, but modern media seems to be, if anything, encouraging it, in the 2030s you'll see a wave of heart failure among zoomer men and everyone will blame the clotshot instead of examining any kind of men's body image issues. If you doubt me look at how many fitness influencers from the 2000s and 2010s are still alive, I remember Mike Cernovich used to rant about how everyone needed to be on test during their 20s, then he went off of it and threw a tantrum when someone asked him why, his physician likely told him "you're gonna die asshole."
Have you ever met a man whose penis was teeny tiny, but his love for you was really big?
>>33583161The dark web?Do you need any?
>>33583207Glaze as in be your hype person. Talk you up. Give you a glowing reference.
>>33583213>Have you ever met a man whose penis was teeny tiny, but his love for you was really big?Yes, but I'm a straight guy, so....
>>33583193How are you so certain? You know she has a podcast as well?
>>33583171>larpExcuse the crude Android Gallery object erasering. Smudging and crossing out names and locations out with marker tools don't actually cover them up
>>33583218If I had an ex who thought that highly of me, she wouldn't be my ex.
>>33583190Bros look like Jedi
Why is there so much male on male sexual assault in gym showers and military basic training settings?
>>33583218>>33583176I genuinely hate how you write.
>>33583130You foids choose to date those men and get the ick if a man is only talking to 1 bitch because it means he can't get anyone else in your tiny foid brain lol
>>33583225A lack of women to assault instead?
>>33583194Are you black?
>>33583223I said former sexual partner, not ex. Those are two different categories.
>>33583231indian
>>33583232Same principle. If she were that enthusiastic about me, we'd still be fucking. (I'm non-monogamous).
>>33583231Not at all.
>>33582703I love being submissive >>33582710Never done it>>33582715Well I’m bi but only have sex with 2 women
>>33583194That's weird.
She's so cute. I don't want her to die ever. She is getting old and it scares me.
>>33583221Lmao, what part of I don't care didn't you read?
>>33583213Yes>>33583217No
>>33583176Does he have a huge dick or something?
>>33583234This anon isn't me, probably the dude that keeps doing weird racist trolling about Indians. I'm a white-ish Jew with a Mediterranean complexion...
>>33582719Mouth fucked>>33582723Yes>>33582775No>>33582781PS2 controller
>>33583221>lol okBro really thinks he cooked
>>33583242It's long, but not thick.
>>33582803Depends what they like>>33582816I fall on dicks a lot >>33582856I’m hoping for angry sex>>33583105F no
>>33583168https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-QxSh19nDI
>>33582803I like talking about music and philosophy.
>>33583248>>33583244>>33583241obsession
>>33583239I hate when dogs get old. Three years ago my favorite dog in the world ever passed away in the care of my parents and shortly after I learned she died I saw her walking up to greet me in a dream. I felt like her spirit was visiting me to check in.
>>33583239Sorry anon. I think you'll see her again.
>>33583239>she's so cute >literally a dirty ratdog owners are crazy
girlswhere is the craziest place you've done it?
>>33583248>I’m hoping for angry sexbut what if being mean to him just makes him sad, not angry?
State gender. Is there any moral difference between an unsolicited dick pic and a guy exposing himself in real life?
>>33583253It's awful I hate it too. I am sorry. It's cute she said goodbye though.
>>33583237>Well I’m bi but only have sex with 2 womenDid you pursue them?
>>33583258Hm, on a tiny island in the middle of a river, church ruins, train station bathroom maybe.
>>33583101my undivided attention
>>33583260MNah. I guess irl there's a more immediate threat, but its ultimately the same thing
>>33583258Cushion seats at a hookah bar, back of the theatre at a midnight Rocky Horror screening, between the shelves in the plywood section of a hardware shop I've done it in the park and I've done it in the dark, but us freaks are known for breaking hearts....
>>33583260FYeah. One certainly is more risky and thus implies more willingness to do unhinged shit.
>>33583259Well then I stop
>>33583244>PS2 controllerDid those have a ruble pack?
>>33583256I don't think she is very pretty, but she is my fat dirty white rat. Also, she has the best personality and loves me. She is really adorable. You would like her.I once had a real pet rat and my parents made me free him in the mountains.
>>33583115If this does bother you anon(ette), do you have a name you go by? You're anonymous for a reason, so you probably would rather blend in with other anons, but some anons I'd like to recognize, so if we cross paths, I know what to call youDo you, or would you rather stay anon
>>33583260MThe flasher is more traumatizing and generally more threatening. A flasher is potentially dangerous, a dude sending a dick pic is just a retard.
>>33583258>where is the craziest place you've done it?On a golf course. (At night. It was shut.)
>>33583258My brain.
>>33583273>ruble packRumble*
>>33583275I doubt I would like her. Dogs are insufferable in 99% of cases but good for you I guess.
>>33583123your larp is not convincing
>>33583265Yes
Women what are the pros and cons of being fingered over piv?
>>33583258At schoolNot as a student though, I worked as a cleaner
Did anyone else here when they read Love Hina hope that Kentaro would end up having sex with Haruka?
>>33583161my balls have em
>>33583273Yes
Male heterosexuality wasn't built to survive makeup or estrogenYes or no?
>>33583282She is peaceful, just sleeps, eats and loves everyone.
>>33583272NTA What if he deserves being sad?
>>33583266>>33583279how does this even happen?
>>33583285Pros: far lower risk of STDs and pregnancy. Cons: Fingers are hard and bony. (And please cut and file your nails, FFS).
>>33583285Cons: >the cock is not in my pussyPros:>the cock can be in my mouth
>>33583270>between the shelves in the plywood section of a hardware shopI'm struggling to suspend my disbelief on this one.
>>33583287Early in high school I sucked the penis of a mentally disabled janitor who worked there after hours. That was my first sex experience. I was desperate and I started hugging him, breathing close, and asking if he would kiss me, before I helped him escalate into sex and we fucked in the bathroom. I was 15 and he was probably like late 20s, early 30s.
https://youtu.be/Cdc9M-PUBkgScottish girl defends herself from MKG with weapons, who was in the wrong?
>>33583295Wdym how? You just spend time going places with someone you want to fuck and then you fuck whilst being in places.
>>33583282I am a bit scared of cats, I never had one. I think they are really cute though. Could I have a chihuahua and a cat? I need to live alone so I can have many pets
>>33583266>>33583270Badasses
>>33583295>how does this even happen?Er... you + bf happen to be close by; you both feel horny. What are you asking?
>>33583302Pets are for losers.
>>33583239She cuteAlso am I a dumb dumb or does she have glaucoma
>>33583299DanmI just worked as a cleaner and my bf visited me at work
Do women really suck cocks and stuff? I've been a virgin for so long, all of this sex shit seems like a myth to me. Hard to believe its real
>>33583291That still looks like a dude. Go be a faggot somewhere else.
>>33583277>If this does bother you anonIn case it wasn't clear, I meant that positively, you're interesting.Checks and balances.>do you have a name you go by?Not exactly and I think that'd be too dangerous or ruin my time here anyway. I know some anons here privately, but that's a different thing.
>>33583300MKG is in the wrong in all possible situations.
>>33583305Pets are better than people.
>>33583221ain't no way
>>33583309Yes. I'm very good at sucking penis btw
>>33583301>>33583304I think anon means how do you not get caught?
>>33583302>Could I have a chihuahua and a cat?Yes, but the cat will bully the dog.
>>33583306No, she is blind, that's why her eyes are white.
>>33583309idk, as a man I've never had a woman suck my cock other than when I paid a professional cock-sucker in Europe. My only other cock-sucking experiences have been in America when I've been desperate enough to go to a gay sex club and get my pee pee suckled by men through a glory hole since I can't find a woman to do it for me.
>>33583309>Do women really suck cocks and stuff?Sometimes, yeah.
>>33583309Lol same, it feels like it's some sort of truman show gaslighting.
>>33583315gross
>>33583309Hell yeah. In fact, I'm going to suck cock later today and I'm already looking forward to it. He doesn't know it yet, lol.
>>33583300Sad she'll end up in jail and with a criminal record for life
>>33583320Kek that will be cute. I imagine an angry chihuahua.
>>33583317>I'm very good at sucking penis btwThats cool. I'm sure your guy must be happy
>>33583327>"He doesn't know it yet" >Admitting to planning on sexual assaultJesus fucking Christ
>>33583314Yeah, that's exactly the kind of people that have pets, lmfao.
>>33583317What's the secret?
>>33583319>I think anon means how do you not get caught?If it's at night and the place is abandoned, who's going to catch you?
>>33583302
>>33583258Church bathroom
>>33583312Are you >>33582478?
>>33583331Chill, he's my bf. He just doesn't know it yet that there is no way he's going home without getting his cock sucked today. >sexual assaultYes, maybe. So what?
>>33583309No idea? Is penis just a myth? How does IRL sex work (I an serious)?
>>33583311I'm straight
>>33583309I've never sucked a penis because I'm a virgin but I'm pretty sure it was designed to satisfy a moid without the risk of getting knocked up before contraceptives were invented
>>33583319Why would you get caught? You go when there is not many people and be sneaky about it. The fact you could get caught and have to not make any sounds makes it even better.
>>33583300The reaction to this reminds me of an addendum to a famous feminist saying that my sister came up with. A girl is not safe in a house full of men, nor in a government full of women.
>>33583332They literally are, though. As long as you feed them twice a day, take them out on walks, and regularly play with, hug, and acknowledge them, pets are cool with you. Even your own mother doesn't love you with so few conditions.
>>33583309I think sex is a storypath you get locked out off if you dont do certain quests in your childhood.
>>33583327Lucky bastard. Why doesn't he know?
>>33583341>How does IRL sex work(NTA) What aspect of it?
>>33583315>Digital creatorKek
>>33583333Years of experience
>>33583301>>33583304i just didn't expect to hear these answers when I asked the question in the OP. I ddin't realize people actually do things like that. I thought it was all incel fantasy
>>33583350I like to keep him guessing. Sometimes I tell him, both can be fun.
>>33583342Not if you're attracted to men
>>33583335Awwwwww
>>33583337No, I wasn't even online at that time.
>>33583317how many have you sucked?
>>33583356Remember, anything you can think of, someone has done it. It's like rule 34 but irl.
>>33583343(NTA) Women vary a great deal in how much they enjoy doing it. My current gf simply adores it - she often tells me she enjoys it even more than PIV. (I do too).
>>335833617
>>33583349I got put on opioids and benzos and sent to a psychological hospital to cure my autism when I was a child and it resulted in very little sex, but I think that's because I'm not a punk living in a squatter house like in old movies from the '70s and '80s, where casual sex happened all the time between homeless crust punks who'd been mentally abused in their childhoods.
>>33583356>incel fantasyNTA. I'd love to have a gf like that, what do you mean?
>>33583362>rule34 irlthat seems too far fetched. Maybe a few isolated freaks. But i don't believe its common
>>33583359
>>33583365>punk living in a squatter house like in old movies from the '70s and '80s, where casual sex happened all the time between homeless crust punks who'd been mentally abused in their childhoodsI need this in my life
>>3358336137. At the same time.
>>33583351Like how long does it usually take? Do people really moan? My sex ed was basically porn, so I guess I do not know shit about real sex.
>>33583368More people are freaky than you might assume.
>>33583360>Not exactly and I think that'd be too dangerous or ruin my time here anyway. Sure thing. Thanks again and have a lovely day! <3
>>33583364From your point of view, were all the cocks more or less the same? Or were there cocks that you enjoyed sucking more than others? Was the taste very different or mostly the same?
>>33583364(NTA) Rank them by quality.
>>33583270>hardware shopAre you the woman from a few threads ago that was volunteering for a political campaign?
>>33583368I've literally seen "Erotic Scat Massage" advertised on the services menu at a happy ending parlor in Bratislava. Anything that can be done sexually, will be done sexually.
>>33583374i don't believe it
>>33583358Only like 1%
>>33583376>>33583377It's really all the same, a cock is a cock
>>33583381>I've literally seen "Erotic Scat Massage" advertised on the services menu at a happy ending parlor in Bratislavabut that would fall within the isolated freaks statement. It's not like you're saying that was on the menu at a all inclusive spa
>>33583383So you're bi, or heteroflexible
>>33583382Well, nothing I can do about that then.
>>33583364How about we make it 8
>>33583384Spoken like someone that has never sucked cock. MOID HANDS MOID HANDS
>>33583386No, those men are cheating nature
>>33583370NONONO ME MUERO QUE LINDOOOO
>>33583339Based
>>33583384even the sperm?
>>33583375You too.
>>33583392He still looks like a dude though
>>33583396This can vary even in one moid over time
>>33583399He doesn't
>>33583343You don't lose your virginity if you suck penis, anon. Why don't you do it?
>>33583309I used to suck off a lot of guys to be honest.
>>33583309>Do women really suck cocks and stuff?I know, right? Many women behave kinda like faggots, it's hard respect them after such humiliating activities.
>>33583393See, hombre
>>33583403He looks like a dude to me. Plus I put it through an AI, and it said he was male with a 78% probability
Will there ever be toys / robots that accurately simulate blowjobs for forever alone men?
>>33583405Tell us more!
>>3358341078%? So 22%
>>33583412No. 50% of it is the fact that an actual real life woman takes your cock into her mouth and sucks and licks on it. You'll never be able to replicate that with any toy.
>>33583412Like that would fill the void.
>>33583415That means he looks like a dude.
>>33583418So do some girls, that's a tomboy
>>33583404I have no moid
>>33583415You're 78% a faggot, yes.
MenHow much would you pay for the dubai chocolate labubu matcha?
>>33583370Nice beaver
>>33583424like $2
>>33583424dubai chocholate is a marketing scam to associate dubai chocholate with the dumb pistachio flakes instead of arabs shitting on instagram whores
>>33583427Pistachios are pretty yummy you palatelet. >>33583426Cheap whore.
>>33583416>>33583417sigh
>>33583427>>33583424I always preferred the r/dubaigonewild home-cooked porn page on Reddit. Lots of sexy brown couples going at it.
>>33583427Anyone who buys Dubai anything is an idiot, I can go to any convenience store and scream at an Indian until he blends up a Hershey's bar into a gallon of Blue Bunny and get the same experience for a few dollars.
women, this is all you needis it really so hard?
>>33583412They already exist, broJust need some calibrations for injuries
>>33583434Wdym hard? Thats me.
>>33583438You're fr that hot?
>>33583424The other day i ordered a sumatra coffe but they heard matcha and it smell and taste pike fish. Grosmore like how mich would you pay me
>dated a girl earlier this year>everything seemed to be going extremely well, then she suddenly pulled away>finally started dating again this month>met someone I really like>everything is going extremely well again, but starting to notice patterns and similarities to the last girlDammit women, I wish I wasn't tone deaf to your bullshit. I'm getting dumped after a month again aren't I
>>33583435i tried this as a teenager, and it literally didnt fit lol. I'm not even big
>>33583373NTA>Like how long does it usually take? I'm old, so these days I generally don't go for more than 25 minutes without taking a break, but I'll do that more than once without getting dressed in between. But there's no good answer to that question, it varies enormously. "Quickie" sex is a thing: sometimes both people are so horny they just want to fuck for three minutes and come, and that's that. One time (many years ago) I remember working on my then-gf for more than an hour and a half without stopping (although only a bit of that was PIV).>Do people really moan?Sometimes. I'm a guy; I'm usually quite quiet most of the time, but I make a lot of noise when I come. Women vary a lot in terms of how much loud they are, but some are very noisy.>My sex ed was basically porn, so I guess I do not know shit about real sex.I'm not being unkind, but this is literally like trying to learn to drive by watching movie car chases.My number one sex tip: sex isn't PIV. It's *all* sex. Metaphorically speaking, sex is a six-course banquet, and PIV is just the dessert.
>>33583435I've watched lots of porn like that. My god why is it so hot when men act unhinged just to get off...?
>>33583284You're braver than most anons ITT.
>>33583208For some reason, I guess that sounds nice.
>>33583439Sure
>>33583412>Will there ever be toys / robots that accurately simulate blowjobs for forever alone men?Yes, but probably not during your lifetime, and never at a price you could afford.
>>33583447women dont get called creepy
>>33583446You should've seen me fuck a jack-o-lantern a few years ago.
>>33583448You silly foid.
>>33583424Looks vile.
>>33583439I dont believe you
>>33583446Because you feel power over them:^)
>>33583446There's man x vacuum porn? Did you get turned on by the JD Vance couch memes?
>>33583453Incels interlinked>incels interlinkedIncels interlinked>cells? Cells!Interlinked
>>33583412Onaholes feel exactly like pussy, you just need a good one and a warmerVisit >>>/jp/49916817
>>33583455I wish. Do it again and record it.
>>33583458What?
>>33583460Yeah, there is men humping all kids of stuff porn. I never saw that.>>33583459Yes. I should go watch some more.
>>33583464exactly
>>33583463If employers didn't care, I would.
>>33583453Men do get creeped out by women regularly, it's just that they don't air their opinion and try to go on life ruining crusades over it.
>>33583383>Only like 1%1% of men, or 1% of a man?
girlshonest question. Would you marry a man if he is overall the best partner you've ever had except for you don't orgasm as hard with him as you did with one or more of your past partners?
>>33583468You don't have to put your face in it, idiot.
>>33583472>he is overall the best partner you've ever had except for you don't orgasm as hard with him as you did with one or more of your past partners?That's not possible.
>>33583465>there is men humping all kids of stuff porn>all kidsJH's subconscious won this battle
>>33583472If he was the best, he's be able to make me cum easily and hard.
>>33583478I'm not her
>>33583477>>33583479this is something that does happen tho. It's not something i completely made up
how do women find out if they like anal or not?
How does it feel loving someone that you know loves you back?
>>33583473AI can identify people from the veins in their hands. Besides, I'm a moaner, and I have a distinct voice.
>>33583465Do you enjoy watching men fight each other, subconsciously imagining that they are fighting for you and that you'll bag the most virile one left?
>>33583485By getting ass fucked.
>>33583490Nobody asked you to post it on OF.
femoids, what sports are attractive to you?
>>33583491Yes.
>>33582806Yeah
>>33583500It doesn't really matter, what matters is that he mogs.
I just want to experience female affection
Why are women like this
>>33583485>how do women find out if they like anal or not?By trying it.
>>33583507MI mean, he looks manly, what's the surprise?
>>33583507You mean, why are women attracted to attractive men?
>>33583507Stop falling for jewish psyops.
>>33582816Yes.Yesterday though a guy offered to take my shopping cart and so I picked up my bag and in the process threw my keys a ways away and dude practically scrambled for them to hand them to me. So that was nice. I like being in the rich people city.
>>33582850I'd dress like that if I could trust that he means it.
>>33582884Are you sure?
Yesterday while laying in bed, I thought to myself that I probably would be a terrible partner. I want to say I have the right ideas in general, but I'm afraid of not acting properly on them. Or my niceness being some performative bullshit, because it is the partner I want myself to see as, not because I truly am THAT nice.And I'm afraid I've been single for so long that I am just broken in some form. Or permanently deformed mentally in my state as being single, that I can not be a good enough partner and would just end up hurting her.Does this make sense to anybody?
>>33583522Basically I'm thinking if I should just stay single and not waste my time getting with anybody, because I might just hurt them because of my own inexperience.
>>33583522Yes
>>33583026Yes, two
>>33583521It's 100% true
>>33583046Well... I'm gonna need you to make a safeword then.
>>33583522Thats like, everyone ever. At least you have the self awareness to know that who you know you could be, ideally, isn't necessarily who you will be 24/7 and even on a bad day. Many incels truly deeply think they'll be the perfect partner just because they never had to actually put that to the test. It's like those people without kids that think they'll would be perfect parents. Everything is obvious and effortless in theory.
>>33583522Be polite, not nice. And remember that your partner also needs to prove yourself to you.
>>33583522It would make sense that you start therapy
>>33583101I'm willing to be vulnerable and say all my problems upfront.
Would it be better if men could retract their dicks inside the body? like dogs, or reptiles?
>>33583537No? Dicks should be presented and accessible to me at all times.
>>33583456That was a pretty swift reply despite me taking a while to do so.
>>33583537It'd be better if we were all able to reproduce asexually and didn't need anyone.
>>33583136Right? Terrifying.
>>33583500Baseball mmm~
>>33583543Yeah, why are you so damn slow dumb femoid?
>>33583166I would. I like conventions.
>>33583500I wanna be the glass.
>>33583434>men: ugh women are so gross for finding violent criminals hot>answer it, moidsdont just scroll past like you always do
>>33583556none of those ''crimes'' are redflags retard, thats the differencehow the fuck do you come up with this shitwomen simp over guys who murder their wivesguys simp over girls who own silencers and dodge taxes
>>33583434A mug shot?
>>33583537I'd rather be able to retract my balls, the bigger weakpoint, I don't need to keep my sperm fresh and be fertile 24/7
>>33583500>what sports are attractive to you?Hockey, because most of the players are white, football, and MMA. Active turnoffs are: basketball, cricket, and golf.
>>33583564>MMAso close...
>>33583539thanks for making me feel gross and exposedis this what its like for women when a man leers at your chest
>>33583472Yes, because I can make myself orgasm harder than any previous partner.
>>33583472That's not a real question. I try really hars to forget exes entirely.
>>33583522Sounds normal.It reminds me of when I couldn't imagine possibly ever being able to fall asleep in the same bed as someone.Who you are now is not who you will be one year after you start your first relationship.Life will surprise you.
>>33583414Well I used to want to suck basically every man I saw. I’ve sucked like 70 guys but only fucked like half of them.
>>33583565Yeah we get it, you do jiu jitsu.
>>33583573boxing
>>33583565Sorry, wrestling is too gay and boxing is to niggery
>>33583488So nervous.
>>33583532>>33583533I'm already over 30 and I feel like "just winging it" or "just giving it a try" is something that is still fine in your teens or 20s, but not when you're relatively old like me.I would not fault anybody for wanting somebody with more than my extremely limited experience. Those people have already made the mistakes everybody else made, whereas I haven't. They must expect me to make them too? I'm surely not somebody out of the norm and some stellar lover from day one.
>>33583576>boxing is to niggerybut the best boxers are slavic
>>33583564>and golf.
>>33583581Yeah, this is why people start dating at age 14. It's a skill you have to train.
>>33583571Lets u and me make it 71
MenFor the men that find black women attractive, would you prefer they wear wigs/weaves, or wear their natural hair?
>>33583587Natural
>>33583576What about other fighting styles?
>>33583587Natural, obviously.
>>33583587I do not care about hair above her shoulders as long as everything else down below is trimmed
>>33583551Sorry, I'm watching TV in bed.
>>33583587Whatever they feel most comfortable in.
>>33583599Ok
>>33583581It's never too late to try. Plus, having a romantic partner isn't a necessity in life, but rather a privilege.
>>33583258In a cementary.
>>33583581You feel like it's not fine for you because you're older. That's a valid opinion and your feelings are valid. So own that.Own that it isn't "fine".Be less than fine.Try anyway.Be awkward. Be subpar. Be an inexperienced guy.At least you'll be in the game, enjoying the company of someone.Stop trying to start off great and simply start.Plus, inexperienced people have less baggage.
No one replied to my question....
>>33583618My god, professional victims are so unattractive
>>33583618>No one replied to my question....It was boring.
>>33583581If you not gonna cheat on your future partner, you'll already be better than that guy >>33583615
>>33583618noone replied to your thinly veiled fetish post, you mean
>>33583587Isn't wearing a wig really uncomfortable, especially if you have longer hair?
Is it normal to spend to much time alone that you forget how to express love?
Men that have/had a gfDo you feel like you are in a whole different league than the men that can't get a girl?
State gender. What's the most interesting question you can remember someone asking on this thread?
>>33583630no
>>33583630>Men that have/had a gf>Do you feel like you are in a whole different league than the men that can't get a girl?No. I just wised up about what women actually want.
>>33583629The "feeling sorry for myself" squad is out in full force rn.
Women could cure racism.... if they wanted to!
>>33583614how does that happen also how old were you
>>33583631F, I don't remember anything anyone has ever asked itt.
>>33583630>Do you feel like you are in a whole different league than the men that can't get a girl?fuck no. Infact, I fully believe that she will dump me at some point. We've been together for 5 years, but I still think its going to happen one day. I'm not boyfriend material. Honestly don't know why she even loves me
>>33583587Natural.
>>33583522Yeah I think the same. I won't date cause I would be a shitty gf.
>>33583630Nope, better men than me don't have a girlfriend/wife.
>>33583652>>33583522yep. I have a gf but I'm not a good boyfriend.
>>33583652Being a gf can just consist of sex and cuddling, can't be that hard
>>33583658BPD. I would turn into a BPDemon
>>33583658what if the gf has problems with sex and physical touch?
>>33583658Oh boy are you wrong
>>33583658Eventually you gotta share house chores and money
>>33583528Then I should have sex with him a lot, consecutively.
>>33583644>been together 5 yearsa lot of women mistake apathy and laziness for a power play, this one girl always claimed I would "put her in her place" by refusing to do stuff as if it was all some big dominance game when really I was just being lazy.
why cant I just find a girl who doesnt like having sex
>>33583667>lazinesswho says i'm lazy? that has nothing to do with my issues
>>33583539This
>>33583644maybe you could change to become worthy of her love
how can i get a gf through instagram?
>>33583672Why would he if he already gets what he wants with no effort?
>>33583668you have to find girls who are on the autism spectrum and very insecure. You'll find them on weird niche anime boards. They are fucked in the head so a lot of them are scared of sex. But the biproduct of that is they are just going to be really weird people overall. It's not going to be a girl who's well put together, hot, fit and sexy, but just doesn't want sex. Life doesn't work like that
>>33583659Can't that be treated with more cuddling?>>33583665>>33583662I've only had one night stands so please explain, it's not like you have to move in together or something? Being a gf sounds easy, just meet once or twice a week to bang or go on a date
>>33583672>>33583674somethings you can't really change.
How do I stop believing that I'm unworthy of any ounce of friendship or love?
>>33583676Autism girls require twice as much emotional labor as normal girls.>inb4 some feminist makes a pithy comment about menthe vast majority of women do little to no emotional labor, they just gaslight themselves into thinking they do so they can make themselves the victim of whatever their bf/husband is dealing with.
>>33583687right, which is why I said that "they are going to be weird people overall". Any girl who is "asexual" or avoids sex is going to be fucked in the head. Honestly even more so than males who don't have sex.
>>33583591>>33583598>>33583603>>33583646>>33583650Thank you
girlswhat do you think about how black girls are better at sex than white and asian girls?
>>33583694What for?
>>33583659>>33583652OP here.Are you officially diagnosed?If yes, then I think it's respectable for you to basically stay out of dating until you got things under control.>>33583608I think I've been to KFC only twice in my life, but that pic made me giggle a bit, thanks!>>33583658A relationship is so much more than that.People have agendas, dreams and wishes.>>33583587Natural hair is always fine.But wigs if you want to roleplay or cosplay would be cool.
>>33583695Lower Iq means lower inhibition which means less tense fucking but that just makes it even more fun and rewarding to corrupt a white/asian girl into fully leaning into letting go.
>>33583711>People have agendas, dreams and wishes.You can just be inna relationship for a year, make some happy memories and break up
>>33583695>black girls are better at sex than white and asian girls?Guy here. They're not.
womenWhy do all girls think they are amazing at sex? Every girl says they are the best but in reality most girls aren’t good at it
>>33583694Braids are nice too(Like braiding your own hair, not adding the extensions or whatever)
>>33583721Are you trying to say that's the mentality you have when getting into a relationship?
>>33583727>Why do all girls think they are amazing at sex?As always, the answer to a question that starts with "Why do women..." is "Because of men". In this case, men tell women they're amazing at sex to make them want to do it more.
>>33583731What's yours? Most people break up you know
I met a woman who has pretty much everything I’m looking for except looks. >smart>sophisticated>takes care of herself physically>exercises>has personality and depth>has many similar interestsBut I don’t think she’s all that attractive. Don’t get me wrong she’s attractive enough to get me excited in bed, but I don’t look at her and think “wow you are so beautiful.”My best friend told me I don’t have to settle and that I could definitely do better in the looks department. Others have told me I could do better too. In every other way she’s someone I could see being my wife/life partner forever. What do??
>>33583732Really? I’ve called girls out on it a few times desu. Once before, this girl was telling me all the things she was going to do to my cock with her mouth and got me so amped up. But when we actually hooked up, it was like she’s never done a bj before in her life. She acted clueless. So I called her out on it and she got really embarrassed
>>33583737I'm not interested if I don't see myself growing old with her, shitposting together on our balcony when we're 70 and retired.
>>33583592>What about other fighting styles?Most individual martial arts are gay. TKD is too performative, karate is for kids, BJJ is gay (but not as gay as wrestling), aikido is fake and gay, judo is for women, sambo is for closeted Russian men, muay thai is for ladyboys.>>33583676Yo, fuck you. I'm autistic and was deeply insecure, but I handled it like an adult and now I'm only occasionally insecure and my mask is my default. Plus, I was never on anime boards, I was on /o/ and /vg/.>>33583695>what do you think about how black girls are better at sex than white and asian girls?I think black women are better at giving head because they're people pleasers and have more experience than most white and Asian girls. You don't get good at sucking dick on accident.>>33583727>Why do all girls think they are amazing at sex?Because most men don't have enough experience or enough courage to give honest feedback. Most women don't take constructive criticism well.
>>33583729I dont think they can do that
>>33583630Nope.Everyone is just individuals.Everything is chaos. Be kind.
>>33583750What? yes they can lmao
>>33583631I think I remember once getting into the nature of free will and true sentience in regards to robot bf/gfs. It was a while ago
>>33583748>judo is for women,???>people pleasers>always mad, sassy, arguing
>>33583745I'd never date anyone if I thought I'd have to put up with them for the rest of my life. Imagine the stress of wanting to make it work
>>33583757People pleasers *within a relationshipSorry about that.
>>33583740It's absolutely bizarre to me that you didn't once mention how the two of you interact. Just a list of her qualities.
>>33583748>black women are people pleasersThis is a joke, right?
>>33583760This is exactly why people get married being all in love and then suddenly can't stand each other anymore because a flaw hits much harder when you realize you should put up with it for the rest of your life now, lol.
>>33583760Do the people you date know that?I am sure the vast majority of adults date with hopes of getting old together.
>>33583760What an incredibly fragile existence you must live.
>>33583767No, if you treat a black woman right, she'll treat you like a king.
>>33583768Marrying early is stupid.
>>33583776This has nothing to do with when you marry. The sudden shift in permanence is always a shock to the system.
>>33583741>So I called her out on it and she got really embarrassedExactly. Making her embarrassed made her want to do it less.
>>33583762>[ ] don't doubt>[X] doubt
>>33583766We click well. We make each other laugh and have interesting conversations. It’s a bit early to tell if it’s the strength of love, but we get along great. Like I said, looks are pretty much the only thing.
>>33583770I'm not saying I'm dating and planning to break up at the same time....>>33583771Lol cheater
>>33583777It has a lot to do with when you marry, because after several years you will have potentially already figured out if it's worth it or not.And marrying is not a permanent thing (anymore), unlike what tradcucks may want to make you believe.
>>33583741Yes, but you're autistic.
Does anyone else miss the Tr3yway era? 6ix9ine changed the world with his gang.
>>33583784Ok, so how long have you been married?
>>33583783>I'm not saying I'm dating and planning to break up at the same time....Now you're just shifting away already.
what do women like?
>>33583787And you?
>>33583790Shiny things, big cocks and yummy food.
>>33583793Sounds like that's all the same thing.
>>33583788Just don't think about, live your life
>>33583791Eight years
>>33583794Correct
>>33583790>what do women like?Confidence.
>>33583795Such a weak and arrogant reply.
>>33583790Looks, height, wealth. They are shallow creatures.
>>33583801Wtf, how? I'm just saying there's no reason to date so seriously especially when you can't really know a person within a year
>>33583802>wanting your kids to have good genes and financial stability is shallowOk
>>33583805It is when women do it.Not men though. We're based and trad.
>>33583793I prefer average cocks, but the rest is true
>>33583806Right
>>33583805>>33583806They're not having kids in the West. Weak argument.
>>33583783>I'm not saying I'm dating and planning to break up at the same time....Lol liar
>>33583813Instincts don't give a shit about the economy and birth rates anon
>>33583778?? I called her out after she lied
Sometimes I wish I just got a lobotomy yesterday with the shit I have to read on here.
>>33583820I'd rather have this bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!
>>33583819She didn't lie, you just failed to make her want to actually suck dick. Is your dick gross? Are you a turn off?
>>33583820Why? You'd be no dumber than you are right now.
>>33583820I think about being lobotomized a lot. I think it would improve my life enormously.
>>33583819And do you think that encouraged her to talk sexy and give oral more or discourage her from doing either?Think about it.
>>33583783>im not saying I'm dating and planning to break up at the same time....SO many women do this tho. That’s exactly what a short term relationship is. I think every girl in my university who wasn’t a slut at least had short term boyfriends during uni, and broke up with them almost immediately after graduation
>>33583826But then I would not force myself to try to process some of the shit you all write.
>>33583829NTAWho cares, she's a retarded liar. She had to be humbled.
>>33583833Who says it wasn't her intention to do all those things whatever she said, but she was just insecure and had a hard time doing it irl?
>>33583829>>33583824No, she definitely lied. I didn’t cum, and at some point I made her stop, and I called her out on it and then she admitted she had never given a bj before. Yet before; she was telling me crazy things like “my tongue drives boys wild” and said things like she was going to completely drain my balls and slurp me dry. She really said shit like that to me
>>33583836That's why you don't brag like you're some sort of sex god.
>>33582231People don't shit on Ohio because he barely posts, and because he barely posts, he's hard to ID
>>33583838That's not a lie, that's her attempting to talk dirty because she thinks it's what you want. You really are very autistic.
>>33583830Women be like that
>>33583838Ok, and? You had a girl there, willing to suck your cock and instead of letting her figure it out and show her how, you berated her?
>>33583842It is a fucking lie. If she tells me her tongue drives boys wild. But it never has, that’s a lie. It’s also a lie when she tells me that sucking cock is her favorite thing to do with a guy, and most guys can’t last 30 seconds in her mouth. All a lie
>>33583727That’s why he does most of it
>>33583844I don’t like liars. Especially a lie that would be easily discovered. It speaks a lot about who a person is who lies like that
>>33583842NTAYou can dirty talk without making it look like you have experience. She's the autistic one coming up with shit like that.>>33583844Same thing if a guy tells the woman that he's going to make her cum and last all night and whatever and then he cums in 5 minutes and goes to sleep. Getting lied it's disappointing, wasting time on bad sex is not worth it.
>>33583838>>33583845Based bullshit detector, did you teach her later, though?
>>33583845Only autistics chimp out over hyperbole.
>>33583842Not that anon, but that a lie lol. If you tell someone you did something, but never did. That’s the definition of a lie.
>>33583727I’m a virgin and I know I’m going to be the best at sex! Is that how it works?
>>33583849No not going to see her again
>>33583851NTALying is not an hyperbole nigga.
>>33583695Never heard that before, maybe I should have sex with a black girl, she can teach me
>>33583854Sort of, that's just an hyperbole as this guys says >>33583851
>>33583790I like vidya, fashion, baseball, food
>>33583855Fair enough
>>33583853No, it's just ridiculous hyperbole from a girl who thinks men want her to talk like a woman in a porn video.
>>33583863Nta I want that. Don’t speak for all of us you gate keeping nerd
>>33583864Based
>>33583863NTA Get it through your head nigga, saying that you've done something that you've never done is the textbook definition of lying. You can do it because you think that's what's expected or whatever reason, but it's still lying.
>>33583863if you say that you DID do something in the past, that you did not do. That is a lie. It's different than just saying things she wants to do with him, that would be hyperbole
>>33583866Nta but even if she had sucked a million cocks and they all came in under a minute, it doesn't mean she's going to feel like sucking yours enthusiastically. Sexual pleasure is a shared effort, technique is a neglectable aspect compared to how good you are at creating sexual tension together.
>>33583864This
>>33583869did you even read the OPs posts? she admitted to him after he called her out that she's never given a bj before. Which makes her a liar
>>33583869I don't know what does that has to do with saying that people come under 30 seconds with your bjs when you've never sucked a dick. We're not talking about her performance, it's about her lies.
>>33583869Nta but you seem really knowledgeable about gagging on cock.
>>33583872She probably just said that because it was on OPs level of understanding since he wouldn't have understood that sucking dick well has little to do with how many you have sucked before.
>>33583874Yes, I am. All so called technique is just lame attempts at trying to fake and replicate true enthusiasm.
>>33583875>Nooooo she didn't lie, she just said what she thought op would understand because she knew beforehand that it's the only way to make him understand the pleasure he'd get, even though she had no experienceThe lengths some of you go to defend a random liar is honestly surprising.
>>33583875Ok it’s clear now that you’re just trolling. Because nobody is that stupid to play this level of mental gymnastics to justify lying
>>33583877We just can see what kind of retard OP is. Chances are big that he was the main culprit in this situation based on his posts itt.
>>33583842>You really are very autistic.The girl might have overstepped by lying about having experience, but that anon immediately struck me as autistic too.
>>33583864>I want thatWell, exactly! She was trying to please him.
>>33583880He's not autistic, he's just an arrogant asshole. Oh wait, those are the same things.
>>33583879Lmao, so the girl was justified because you don't like OP? Imagine simping this hard for someone that would lie to you as well.
Femanons, should I stop having casual sex with women if what I really want is a relationship?I feel like these aren't necessarily mutually exclusive, that most people have sex casually until they find a relationship.
>>33583856>>33583866These niggas say they heard of me, I ain't heard of youGet the fuck up out my fuckin' face, 'fore I murder youBitch niggas always jackin' Blood, but I know they fuWhole squad full of fuckin' killers, I'm a killer tooSending shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, niggaEverybody gettin' pop, pop, popped, niggaThe thing go "Rrrah, rrrah, rrrah, rrrah, rrrah", niggaWe send shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, nigga
>>33583882Some autists are more self-aware.
>>33583883I'm not simping for anyone. I can just detect a guy that would be able to ruin anyone's enthusiasm to suck his cock in a matter of seconds.
>>33583884If you want casual sex why not find a partner that wants the same?
>>33583886If they are self aware and still act that way then they are also psychopaths.
>>33583868>>33583869>>33583872If you say something that you *expect* the other person to realise instantly isn't true, is that really a lie? If I claim to be an undead martian, that may not be true, but it's not an attempt to deceive either; I don't expect anyone to think it's true.
Women would you date a man who is not into sports?
>>33583884I could not give less of a fuck about what you do.
>>33583887Still, what does that have to do with the girl saying that she's an expert dick sucker when she has no experience whatsoever?
Do femanons take their bfs to the moidpark so they can run around and play with other moids?Or are they neglectful owners?
>>33583890Sure, but... forget it.
Why eating fruits never fill you?
>>33583893Sure, because saying that you're a martian is as plausible as having experience with blowjobs, how could the guy fall for it? Holy shit we have deep thinkers itt.
>>33583901Aren't most fruits mostly water?
Femanons and maleanons firing from all cylinders today.Everybody shitposting.Everybody hostile.
>>33583889Like an open relationship?Or like a FWB?
>>33583906The question is, why aren't you firing?
>>33583904I didn't know that
>>33583896I doubt she made that up. I think she made it up that she never sucked dick before because it was the most plausible thing she could think of in the moment to explain why her dick sucking skills suddenly tanked like that. Not everyone understands that someone can ruin the mood so thoroughly that your fucking skills instantly become non existent because you get so tense and awkward. It's like how you might be able to sing real good in your car alone but if you had to sing in front of an ungrateful audience that's just waiting to judge you and pick you apart, you start to sound like a chip getting his balls crushed. It doesn't mean you lied about the fact that you can sing under the right circumstances. She probably panicked out of embarrassment for anons total lack of tact and spurted out the first excuse that came to her mind.
>>33583105MWork. Mondays and Fridays are the easiest days of the week so I'll be okay.What kinds of plants do you have? I used to love gardening before I lived in an apartment.
>>33583901*Why does
>>33583901It's low calorie
>>33583901Sometimes I eat a big bowl of fruits instead of a meal, I'd do it more often but it's not good for my weight
>>33583913thanks
>>33583898There is nothing more disgusting than men that think the puppy bf vibe is appealing.
>>33583727>Why do all girls think they are amazing at sex?I guess many women don't want an honest feedback like>>33583741
Why does cold water sound so different from hot water?>>33583908I already let out an emo post today and that ended a bit weird.
>>33583890What about self away and cringe at how they used to act?
Women i want you to love me. Love me please
>>33583838>No, she definitely lied.You didn't answer my question. I doubt you even understood it.
>>33583157I prefer Femswine
>>33583920Idgaf about how you acted. What matters is how you act now and how you will be acting in the future.
>>33583906That's good. Widespread shitposting is inevitability followed by everyone getting horny.
>>33583910This is a good theory.
>>33583910That's a lot of assuming. Even if you aren't as good as you say, I doubt that you'd be so bad as to have to say that you've never done it.And even if for some reason your theory was true, even more reason to not boast like an idiot before you're committed.
>>33583884If you don't want casual sex, don't have it.
>>33583921I have love in my heart and soul, but I don’t know who you are
>>33583919>sound?
>>33583931She got carried away hornyposting. Big fucking deal. Thats like a guy saying how he's going to destroy your pussy then can't get hard because he's too nervous. Doing something in theory is not even remotely the same as doing it irl. The fact anon made a big deal out of that instead if helping her relax and get horny so she can get into it tells me everything I need to know about him.
>>33583907That’s for you guys to figure out, don’t include me
Despite my MANY successes I play the role of failure daughter this weekend because my sister who goes to Oxford is visiting with her shitty boyfriend
>>33583935bars
>>33583906I’m doing no such thing
>>33583944You are bars? What is that
>>33583941stinky femcel lmao
>>33583948You know like a rap verse
>>33583938>Thats like a guy saying how he's going to destroy your pussyNTANow that's a hyperbole, not a serious lie, you little troll.
>>33583938Not the same. Saying that she's going to blow you so good that you're not going to last is hornyposting. What she did would be the equivalent of your guy saying that he's made dozens of women cum only by thrusting when he's a virgin. I don't see why the anon owes the girl anything after being lied to. Would I do things differently? Probably. Is he obligated to show her? No..
>>33583941And what do you do?
>>33583941Sorry anon. Try not to feel too down. Life isn't a competition.
>>33583879>Chances are big that he was the main culprit in this situation based on his posts itt.This. When someone demonstrates their inability to understand in the current conversation, I doubt their claims to have understood in previous situations.
>>33583951Even if she did say she sucked cock before and hasn't, thats hardly a serious lie.
>>33583954That's what the losers tell to themselves, HA!
>>33583950I don’t know.. nvm
>>33583957Nah
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33583956>It's an hyperbole>No, it's a lie>But it's a small oneHoly shit there's now way to argue with simps.
>>33583935>I have love in my heart and soulI choose to believe you. I love you too
>>33583953Work at a gas station
>>33583962I said if it WAS one, it's not a serious one. There's no reasoning with you moron it seems.
Which way femanon?
>>33583968I don't get what the options are.
>>33583966Doesn't change the fact that all you do is look for ways to justify or minimize her lies.
>>33583955Or he just chose to ignore your probing questions
>>33583941>"Come on, let's go get you elected President.">"What- Why?">"So your brother can finally become elected Pope."Parents never stop seeing their children as the tiny helpless larva they started as. They used to wipe your ass and aren't thinking about the fact that one day you'll have to wipe theirs.Let them be wrong about you and hold on to your pride, keeping it for yourself until they treat you with kindness.It's easier said than done but better than taking their bias seriously.
Women do you think it would be better if men could fully control their penis? to the level of how you an control a limb?
>>33583965Is that one of your successes? What are the others?
All, where do you go to make friends? I think the isolation is finally getting to me and I'd like to change that. Best I've got so far is classes. Some of those aren't too fun though (i.e. EMT) I've considered becoming a regular at a local coffee shop too. I'd try hobby groups or motorcycle clubs, but I always find I enjoy those activities alone.
>>33583977>where do you go to make friends?lollmao
>>33583968Night Elf Druid
>>33583970NTA but that's World of Warcraft, the two playable factions, Alliance and Horde. More specifically humans and orcs in this case. Alliance tends to be more civilized, while Horde tends to be dirt-eaters.
>>33583977Any place I go I only make acquaintances, not friends.
>>33583972No. He's demonstrated a clear lack of understanding. He's likely either autistic or a troll.
>>33583984I find more likely that he left or didn't bother to reply to you.
>>33583977Eh.. good question. I have some from my childhood and school. I don’t make friends, I keep the ones I have and I’m not doing a good job at it
>>33583952>What she did would be the equivalent of your guy saying that he's made dozens of women cum only by thrusting when he's a virgin.Which is obvious hyperbole.
>>33583981Simply not true.It isnt lvl 60 jorde just camping that hunting camp in stv all day
>>33583971What can I say, it's lots of fun to rile up a miserable cunt like OP.
>>33583989Somebody has to exterminate the roaches.
>>33583990Lmao, the old "I was just trolling" card, why not, maybe someone will buy it at this point.
>>33583992Why would I care if anyone does?
>>33583984>>33583991MKGOCK AND EXHIBUSSYTOGETHER ONCE MORE
>>33583987No, it's a lie. Saying that you're going to do something in an exaggerated way (I.E. I'll make you cum in seconds) it's a hyperbole. Saying that you've done something that you haven't done (I.E. I've sucked a lot of guys and they all came in seconds) it's a lie.
>>33583894the opposite, i would not date a man who's into sports. sports is the #1 boring male interest that he does solely for the social benefits of connecting with other men. no man actually likes sports, unless he's a complete meat head, in which case: would i date a stupid man? yes, yrs i probably would if he was hot
>>33583995Why would you bother saying it then?
>>33583991How civilized of you
>>33583999nta but I think it's telling that you read "into sports" as "into watching sports" and not "into playing sports".
>>33584002I don't have anything better to do rn.
>>33583982And where would that be?>>33583986Same, but I don't even have that anymore. Breddy hard to start over at this point
>>33584005NTA also but anon never said 'watching'
Alliance players are boring squares with no personality. I'm going to be accused of larping here, but as a female I would only date chad bad boy horde players. preferably trolls. orcs and undead are acceptable too. blood elves are basically alliance and i see you as a girlyman unless you're like, really into vampires or something. blood elves you're on thin ice.taurens are furries so they are not counted.
>>33583999>REEEE men make their SO do "emotional labor" you should get that from a social groupBut also>REEEE men are connecting with eachother socially
>>33584005oh sorry i didn't consider high schoolers use this website. but yeah nobody "plays sports" in the real adult world kiddo
>>33583998This anon is probably correct: >>33583910
>>33584011I once saw someone do the dicks, pussies and assholes speech from Team America but replacing them with the Horde, Alliance and Old Gods respectively, quite fitting.
>>33584011Lol nerd
>>33583956It is a bit serious if not exposing such lies leads to such arrogance >>33583727
>>33584017What a ridiculous statement.
Bros, how do you do pushups without squishing peen on floor?
>>33584011Taurren were the only drood race, but also 5% more hp? Shieeeet.
>>33584016are you trying to connect your dick to another man's ass? if not shut the fuck up you little bitch i bet you play night elf sissy boy
>>33584011I once ruined some taurens rp session by jumping like a retard while they were doing it
WomenCould you ever be with a guy whose hands are backwards? Like, their right hand is on their left arm and vice versa.
>>33584011This post is every horde boy that want to be edgy, but isn’t
>>33583939Oh, I thought it was a suggestion not necessarily a question.The reason why is because it usually doesn't work out with these women, it usually ends in getting left on read.
>>33584022Wether or not a girl is a good fuck depends entirely on how much you can get her to let lose and enter slut mode. If she can't do that, you should blame yourself.
A second english muffin won't hurt anything, right?
>>33584026>night elf sissy boythat is crazy
>>33584024Dicks are soft, you’ll be fine
>>33584030go suck off illidan bitch
>>33584033>If she can't do thatThen it's her skill issue, which she literally admitted in that case
>>33584032Guess you have to keep trying
>>33584043If you think good sex is about skills then you've never had good sex.
>>33584040See what I mean
>>33584035Don't you do it. That's a decision that I'm telling you not to make.
>>33583977I met one of my best friends in class, and another on 4chan.I have a couple friends who one I met in HS and another I met in class. I used to be friends with someone I met at a climbing gym but I got badly injured and they never wanted to hangout outside of climbing.
>>33584035Nothing wrong with a little extra muff.
>>33584035itll be fine, guys will fuck anything that movesnot that you move
>>33584053>guys will fuck anything that movesnote: even the movement is optional.
gender and which race do you usually gravitate towards playing in fantasy games? (ie human, elf, dwarf, halfling)do you have in-game racist notions stereotyping other races?
>>33584046>If you think good sex is about skillsAmong other things, yes
>>33584053I am a guy.I lift for 50 mins and jog for 20 almost erry day
>>33584044Yeah
>>33584057I'm a minmaxing faggot so I just pick the "best" race.
>>33584057The one with the best stats for my class
>>33584059post adonis belt
>>33584057MHuman female bard if I can exchange sexual favours for easier level completion or gear, otherwise pic rel on the right
>>33584057FI don't play games that have anything but humans in it.
>>33584057f, i usually pick the most monstrous race available, if everything is humanoid, i'll go with a cute halfling or bunny/cat person, depending on how cute vs furry they are
>>33584066I stay fat by drinking enough beer to more than offset that, erry single day
>>33584057MUsually more inhuman races: argonians, goblins, stuff like that. If not, usually human because I can't be bothered.
>>33584064>>33584063what kind of classes do you usually favor, in that case? assume race is just for glam and doesnt affect stats. (mage, tank, melee, support, etc)
>>33583990Well, no wonder MKG encourages you
>>33584057FHuman. Or anything that looks like a bunny
>>33584057Necromancers and forest factions, those two are pretty similar since you have minions
>>33584057MHumans or dwarves usuallyI fuckin' hate elves
>>33584057MHumans Sure, orcs are n words
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>>33584074Depends on the game. Usually whichever is either a) most busted or b) has the coolest power set.
>>33582713I saw this on /pol/ and thought about posting it, but I also think it needs an edit so it says Duolicious instead of Tinder
>>33584084I need a BPD gf, I can cuddle her, tell her everything will be alright and fix her
>>33584016>AND WHAT WILL YOU HAVE LEFT, AFTER TEN THOUSAND PEACHES?>>I'll still have you and the kids>*husband flies off crying*
>>33584074Something that can do it all.Druid in both wow and dnd can heal, cast, tank, support.Im generally pretty aware of my surroundings so being able to pop over to bear when the tank died or throw a few heals if the healer died has saved some runs at lower lvlAlso i saved our downed sorceress from an insect plauge when the DM was like, >how, you can't see in it>i use my bonus action to become giant scorpion, blindsight foo
>>33584011This has gotta be the most /wowg/ post i've ever seen on /atoga/
>>33584057M>which race do you usually gravitate towards playing in fantasy games?The monstrous ones.>do you have in-game racist notions stereotyping other races?If I'm roleplaying the character and it makes sense in their lore, yes. For example, I've got a deep gnome in BG3, and they typically really hate the drow + the duergar for their violent ways.
State your gengar,how did you feel when your English teacher and your Gym teacher got engaged?
>>33584057>which race do you usually gravitate towards playing in fantasy games?Male, black people
>>33584108>CURVED>SWORDS
>update firefox>any time I highlight text to quote it I get prompted for an AI summary of what I highlightedwtf is wrong with these web developers?
Female women, why do you think it's a good idea to pop out anchor babies in America knowing that this behavior endangers the lives and safety of American citizens?
>>33584113fotm go brrrrrrrrrrr
men, have you ever seen a girl dressed nicely and thought "wow, that's a nice outfit but she's obviously not pretty enough to wear that, what is she trying to do lol, that's so embarassing"
>>33584107Very confused because they were twin brothers
>>33584118Whenever I see a giant obese woman with breathing problems trying to wear a miniskirt and a corset like she in Harry Potter or some shit
>>33584118No, but sometimes when I see someone wearing antique clothing I think they're autistic.I also wear antique clothing and am autistic.
>>33584107F, my gym teacher and my biology teacher were married and it was not very weird. Only a little bit.
>>33584122There was this hispanic kid I went to school with that we all nicknamed "Ricky Ricardo" who dressed like a 1930s gangster or detective. Sweet guy but definitely spectrummy.
>>33584116My parents did that, lol.
>>33584118>not pretty enoughits less pretty and more body type but yesbut if it makes her feel pretty im happy for her
>>33584118Yea, especially I think dress + butterface combo is terrible
Why do women on /atoga/ always try to reverse-engineer the IP addresses of male anons on here to gain access to to the site logs and view male anons' activity on their social media and linked email accounts?
>>33584118Not really.
>>33584130I want to make you feel exposed and vulnerable and get embarrassed that this gives you a boner, so you cum from anxiety.
>Wonder Woman's origin is closely tied to the world of BDSM and feminism. Its creator William Moulton Marston, an ardent feminist and practicing psychologist did not view female submission as an act of weakness or defeat. He used to see it as an act of love and respect.Femanons, what do you think about this?
>>33584127How does it feel that this means you may soon have your citizenship revoked and get deported?
>>33584118MOnly obese women in outifts that show too fucking muchNo one wants to see your fupa, big sis>>33584130That's just how far they are willing to go for hand and bulge picks
>>33584130Why would anyone link their email here
>>33584137Idgaf. Take it away from me, who even wants to be american. >deported>implying I would live in the US
>>33584130I wish they cared that much.
>>33583564The golf players would be white and rich though
>>33584125Yeah for sure, it's a special interest, there are lots of people into it and they'll do meet ups after vintage clothing events and like half the people are autistic and the other half sell clothes to them lol.
>>33584130because dating in 2025 is brutal and it has become the norm to sink to the depths of inhumanity to find trustworthy men, whether they want to be found or not
>>33584141BasedFor not being here
I'm a lonely femanon that can't get laid but also has a sarcastic, dry, aloof demeanor. Can one of you pretend we're on a date and successfully get me to sleep with you? It will take some extra pressure since I am resistant and definitely would never on the first date
PSA: don't argue with a woman you dated. Even innocuously. They screenshot.Might KMS later, kek
>>33584150Lol, what did you say?
>>33584136Didn't that guy also draw porn for Playboy?
>>33584011I like taurens because they seem chill and relatively kind
>>33584139This can happen without you linking your email, anon. I read in a book on hacking that there was one website, I forget which one it was but it wasn't 4chan, where some of the users figured out how to check the site logs and they found multiple visits and even posts attributed to personnel from the London Police Department via a city government computer.
>>33584149No, I'm fucking tired of doing that. Just like me openly.
>>33584149Ok let's roleplayHey femanon, it's nice to finally meet you, want to get a drink?
>>33584152Asked why she's so critical and lamented that we have the same critical conversation every time we talk.
>>33584159I have a boyfriend, dude.
>>33584149I'm a femanon but we can try. This might be fun. What scenario do you have in mind? Like, how did we meet, what are we doing for the date etc? Or is that all part of my part in this?
>>33584159>>33584149I thought you wanted us to try rn lmao.Didn't mean you meant irl.Try to be less aloof and pretend like you're actually interested in what he is saying.
>>33584159>>33584161LMAO
>>33584155ntaI played Tauren druid last season in TWW (resto/boomkin), didn't really play season 1 but I had my fun in Undermine. Was kind of annoying how sweaty my irl friends had gotten, to the point where they wanted me to pug keys to +15 by myself before they'd let me go with them. One was willing to for-fun keys with me, but most of them did not want to touch a key with me unless they wanted to troll on a fresh alt
>>33584149>Anyway, Marcellus - the guy I told you about before - actually manages to hold off Hannibal's forces for long enough for reinforcements from the capital to drive him out. But in this we see the genius of his logistical mastery of war, as he turns even defeats into advantages, as he does later that year to win the battle at Cannae. You'll want to remember that, because this directly leads into...
>>33584149Hello, hoe. Can you buy me a drink?
She would be so beautiful if not for the negative canthal tilt, but I can’t get over it. I’m so shallow, bros.
>>33584159It's an anon pretending to be meSure anon, I don't really drink much, do you have any suggestions?>>33584162Yeah that would be fun, let's do it!
>>33584129
>>33584171god gave you two fists and the upper body strength to wield them that you might forge your own path to happiness, my sonis it better that your wife should suffer the fleeting pain of a beating, or the unending pain of disformity?
>>33584168What defeat was an advantage at cannae?
state genderAre you here because you tried as hard as you could and failed, or because you didn't want to try?
>>33584107FHistory and English teacher, makes sense they were always hanging out and looked happy together
>>33584172The paloma is good it's like a margarita, do you enjoy dancing?
>>33584178First option. I come back whenever I fail assuming it's my final failure.>>33584177
>>33584178I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter
>>33584161>I have a boyfriend, dude."Didn't think we would develop such a relationship so soon, but I like your enthusiasm:^)"
>>33584175M; God gave me two fists so I can fist a man's ass and a woman's pussy at the same time.
>>33584107Almost as cliche as the perky, young math teacher who had sex with the chad jock at my school
>>33584177>Sorry, I organized that sentence poorly. I meant to say that his "defeat" at Rome emboldened the Romans, although his thin supply lines meant he had little chance of threatening the city anyhow. He turns that overconfidence to goad the Romans into overextending their forces later that year at Cannae. I'm such a klutz haha. Anyway, you want to hang out my place? I can show you a map of the area at that time reconstructed by war historians and we can simulate the battle (I'll be Hannibal, of course).
>>33584178MI'm tired of trying and not getting anywhere.
>>33584178f. i've spent my entire life just surviving bad situations and shutting down mentally/emotionally to get through it. unironically this is the first year in my entire life i've been stable and safe and able to make my own choices and i have no idea what i want to do.
>>33584178MMy friends are telling me to stop trying so hard and just chill out and let whatever happens, happen.>>33584161I know this was a joke but why does this girl text me the most pointless stuff when she already has a boyfriend (out of the country)?
>>33582715Because women are fucking frail, i can't feel attraction to something i'd worry about breaking by breathing at it too hard (i'm frail as well but somehow i manage to repress that knowledge). How do straight men and lesbians deal with that?
>>33584189Nta butWhat defeat at rome?And if we reconstruct it can i use my men at the second camp to take hannibals camp during the battle, and put my third line with spears on the wings to counter the cavalry
>>33584197we just break them and throw them away without worrying
>>33584197Dunno, we just grab and squeeze them carefully I guess.
>>33584178MI’m here because I like helping people, even if it’s just being somebody they can chat with for a little, or cheering them up a tiny bit.
>>33584193Yes, Chad not replying to you is a very bad situation.
>>33584144>The golf players would be white and rich thoughAnd would be boring and condescending and hang out with their boring and condescending friends. I've never met an interesting or likable person that plays or watches golf.>>33584011Stfu blood elves has some of the richest lore and are based. Taurs are based. Orcs and goblin are fodder, forsaken are cringe, kung-fu panda are weeb bait, and trolls are decent. You're just really into rape hentai and are projecting.>>33584057>which race do you usually gravitate towards playing in fantasy games?I tend to like classes with range, so rangers, rogues, and magic classes. I might do some CQC classes if there is magic or if I am going for high DPS rogue. I choose races that are good for those classes, so usually elves or elf-adjacent.>do you have in-game racist notions stereotyping other races?Yes, every single one.>>33584107>how did you feel when your English teacher and your Gym teacher got engaged?FI started screaming and called my best friend who started screaming when I told her. I'm so happy for our mother.
need squishy femanon
>>33584213man, that's why I started coming but for some reason I feel like this place can be like crabs in a bucket
>>33584216>Stfu blood elves has some of the richest lore and are based.belves were based until retarded alliance rerollers begged blizzard to retcon "Our Naaru, who art in the basement" and instead made blood elf paladins genuinely good people and not fucking evil wizards so down bad for magical sources that they even tainted the Light to their will.
>>33584222DID THEY ACTUALLY?
>>33584219It is, often. >>33584178I got molested by a peer and I'm very socially inept years later. Currently I'm not getting laid and depressed about it.
>>33584180That sounds yummy. I enjoy dancing, but I am not good at it. Will you teach me?
How do I fix by bacne?
>>33584216Woah, I'm boring sure but not condescending
>>33584228Figure out how to have fun being alive again.
>>33584228Buy a couple packs of cheap undershirts and wear a clean one to bed every night.
>>33584178I'm here to provide a little balance.
>>33584219It can be. Sometimes hopping off /atoga/ is the right call.
>>33582691Good news - I found out what kind of girls and faces I find attractive, downside is they're all in Dixie.What should an Anglo do?
>>33584228>How do I fix by bacne?Wash better (antibacterial body wash), don't wear tight clothes, scrub to remove dead skin and oil buildup, and maybe try a medication.
>>33583630In my experience even someone you wouldn't expect to can turn it around and suddenly do well with women, it just takes one win to get the ball rolling
>>33584149>Can one of you pretend we're on a date and successfully get me to sleep with you? It will take some extra pressure since I am resistant and definitely would never on the first dateThen no, I can't. As someone with BDSM interests, I'm all about consent.
>>33584239Stay on your rainy little garbage island Nigel.
>>33583630No, anyone I meet who can't get a girl doesn't try.The only thing that separates us is that I try and they don't want to face rejection.
>>33584244Lame
>>33583941What went wrong? Is she prettier too?
women, how would you feel if you could get your bf off from your praise alone? would you feel powerful?
>>33584246This. We don't like your kind.
>>33584248Which would make you less weak than them.
>>33584057MHuman if the culture is badass, otherwise elf
>>33584251What kind of praise? I would only enjoy praising him for lewds things. Like telling him he's doing very good being so hard for me, holding back cumming just yet etc .
>>33584246Our women and our food make us fine adventurers. I'm sure having some conquests in Tenessee or Mississipi sounds fun
>>33584178M. I try and failed. A lot.Nobody ever liked my ass anyway honestly, that's how I ended up discovering this site in the first place long ago, the other kids wouldn't talk to me. It'd be absurd if suddenly, at this age, life suddenly turned around and people started wanting my company. Nah, you fags are probably stuck with me.
>>33584193bless you. might be good to figure out what you want on a very very high level, and then work out details later. high level, what do you want to spend your days doing?
>>33584251well he already cums when i insult him so id be worried about running out of words i can use non-sexually
>>33584118Any nice outfit on a morbidly obese woman
>>33584251I'd feel he was worryingly narcissistic.
>>33584259>gets Deliverance'd
>>33584178MI'm still fighting, my race still has not been run, I'm on more money than ever, I'm going to get even more soon, I'm getting fit again, I'm doing the things I've been meaning to finish for a decade finally in sight - I will fight and I will win
>>33584269Straight up, give me a mid Dixie girl who has a pretty round face and a slightly pointy noise and some good tits and I will be a happy man
>>33584264>well he already cums when i insult himJH moment
>>33584258yeah i guess lewd stuff, that'd be crazy to get off being praised for otherwise normal things, although the idea of getting seduced by praise is kinda hot i'm ngl>>33584264kind of a funny and crazy scenario :x
>>33584227They taste pretty good if you like tart drinks. Of course, and don't worry if you make a mistake it takes practice, I have two left feet lol so it took a while to learn for me. You you're really cute femanon, your eyes are gorgeous.Now let's go embarrass ourselves dancing without a care in the world while people watch us cause they're too scared of embarrassing themselves.
>>33584252Rightful bri'ish clay
>>33584243Can confirm - was virgin until late 20s
>>33584276What else would be good lewd praise?
>>33584267um, you know sex is meant to be playful and like idk enjoyed, right?
Is this true?
>>33584248Rejection can be more traumatic than rape. Who wants to go through that several times before getting a gf who will leave you in a few years?
>>33584253It's a choice
>>33584285need fairy gf
>>33583630No, it's just a different way to feel like shit. I was a virgin well into my 20s.
>>33584278Thank you!You are handsome yourself, now lead the way!
>>33584282jeez idk anon lmao for me personally my praise kink intersects into a really light pet play thing so for me good praise leans in that direction, but i would imagine that doesn't really hit the spot for most guys. i think sticking to strictly lewd things would probably be a good general bet..well at least until you can understand just how much of a FREAK you're dealing with
>>33584285Tfw only 5'10" and up give me a shot
>>33584287Nd they chose to be weak. Which makes them inferior.
>>33584295Well, can you give me some examples?
>>335842855'3 is a little tall for a fairy
F>>33584057Can you have a bf/husband in these games?
Ladies, I'm out-of-the-shower posting in just a towel>>33584224yeah that was like TBC>>33584285Need a phoenix gf that will RISE FROM THE ASHES and because phoenixes are cool. I just made a celestial warlock with a phoenix patron; can't wait to play it.
>>33584301not really cuz i'm a MASSIVE virgin and easy to please, i'm pretty sure a group of women could surround me and chant "good boy" for a few minutes and that'd probably be enough, sorry wish i could be more useful
>>33584285I wish I could be an angel..fairies are lame
>>33584057mschizophrenic forest gnomemy characters do not have in-game racist notions necessarily, but they do have in-game pattern noticing senses about 90% of the time
>>33584264examples?For a friend, I mean.
test
>>33584315West
>>33584315B+Work on your penmanship.
>>>/gif/29367837Manons do you like feet?
>>33584285Women, this isn't talked about but men generally have a strong preference for angels and above (unless they are utter manlets). if you're a mermaid or fairy, you're basically the female version of a manlet, speaking spiritually
>>33584320>tfw angel
>>33584319Not particularly but I do love every part of a cute woman.
>>33584320Let's have a spiritual freak off to see if this is true.
>>33584319not at all and dan snyder seems to have ruined an entire generation of men and got away with it scot free
>>33584310Hm, alright, keep your secrets then
>>33584296Taller girls have lower standards because men don't like goofy giraffes and the tall guys they desire get pretty short girls instead.
>>33583630No, for my Ex-Fiance all I wanted or care about was marrying her, my most recent ex-gf it was more stress on the situation.Now that I'm out I want pussy again but I feel wiser on when to put my foot down and really and I'm only half joking, abide by the D.E.N.N.I.S system a bit better
>>33584319footfellows deserve to be trampled to death (by horses or other hooved animals, NO feet)
>>33584319Not really
>>33584322mwah <3 :DDDd>>33584324i don't think you want to go down that road, buddy>>33584326lmao i honestly just don't have enough experience to say confidently, and i feel a bit self-conscious anonymously musing about it here (what if everyone laughs?). there's a submissive/very very light humiliation aspect to it, so i suppose praise that might emphasize those things. i know that's not very specific but that's probably the best i can do for ya without meeting up and fucking
>>33584320>men generally have a strong preference for angelsThis is literally true as seen in the Book of Genesis. They meet some angels (male) and their first instinct is to try to fuck them.>and aboveFalse, most men don't like taller women.>>33584319I like women and most of their body parts but I don't feel anything special for feet, though that woman's feet are pretty. I'd rather put my hands on a girl's legs and thighs than on her feet.
What’s a life lesson that life really hammered into you?
>>33584319Absolutely not>>33584335Legs, thighs, hips anything with squeeze hnnnng... Feet though? Zero appeal
>>33584336that looks > everything elselooks always come first
>>33584149(laughs softly, but good-naturedly)I see.(smiles) Well, of course I have no interest in *making* you do anything. (smiles again)But the reason why you're here with me is because you're looking for something. You want something. And in my experience, what people want is a way of feeling. They want to feel something they haven't been able to feel. (spreads hands)Now, I don't know exactly what it is that you want to feel. (holds your gaze, quick smile) Maybe you want to feel safe. Maybe you want to feel... excited? (looks a little more intently)Maybe you want to feel beautiful? Desired? (holds your eyes for a moment, then smiles)Or maybe you just want someone to make dumb jokes all evening and make you laugh? (grins)But one thing I do know is that *that* - "I'm resistant, I wouldn't ever" - that's not something you *want*. That's something you think you *should* want.(takes your hand, looks you in the eye) So, don't tell me what it is that you think you *should* feel. Go deep inside and tell me what you *feel*. What you desire. Because that's why we're here today: because of what you want to feel. So you tell me: what is it that you want to feel with me?
>>33584336There's no way around just doing the fucking thing even if it sucks the whole time.
>>335843361 dollar is the going rate for street smokes
>>33584336Looks matter more than anything.
>>33584336oh without a doubt the rule of three, and its corollary about how when it rains, it pours three
Ive noticed in these threads theres abunch of contrarians who try to make their beliefs appear as commonie:>tall women > short women>body hair > hairless>dominant women > submissivei think theyre trying to sabotage women who post here or something. its retarded
>>33584339Wtf was that...
>>33584336if being pretty is a privilege, being ugly is a curse>t. ugly woman
>>33584336Trust your gut in your feelings about people.
>>33584345Exactly. by those metrics, I skew towards all 3 and still nobody wants me so I know they're full of shit. Also the guys here are evil and flaky
>>33584345you got me 100%, it's just fun to gaslight people hehe
>>33584345I have a hard time putting it into words, I don't like dominant women, I like women who egg me on, telling me to stroke or pound harder, going into just a filthy trance where they just say the most degenerate thing they can to get themselves off.
>>33584350I like all of those except dominant, but women here are just as evil and flakes, society is plagued with that on both sides.
>>33584307I don't think so, unfair advantage and stuff
>>33584345I'm short, body-hair-less and a switch. You can't get to me.
Hm, looks like it won't be very easy to experience my future husband kissing, and sucking on my toes..
>>33584336That it doesn't really matter what you do. Jump off a bridge or make a million bucks, commit crimes or work hard every day following all the rules, if you expect God, women, or anyone else to care, you're going to be disappointed.
>>33584354i'm not super dominant, but more dominant seeming than the average submissive woman which men don't like. It's more about having control for me. >women here are just as evil and flakesStopped reading there. Also tons of scrotes here pretend to be women to ragebait.
>>33584355Meh then..
>>33584356I will throw you around and fuck you like little cum slut you are.
>>33584357i mean i'm not into feet stuff but i am into getting my partner off, i'd suck on my wife's toes if she thought it'd get her off
>>33584360Games are meh, if you don't grind like a retard you will be a loser
>>33584345For guys, it's like arguing about car models or football teams. It doesn't really matter that much in the grand scheme, but people like their opinions.
Do you guys also self-insert as the bad guy when watching or reading ntr?
A man named John drank half of his starbucks drink and left it in the bathroom stall for a stranger (me) to laugh at while pooping
>>33584361Ok, am waiting.
>>33584359>It's more about having control for me.Ok, I guess that is fine as long as I'm not doing submissive acts.>Also tons of scrotes here pretend to be women to ragebait.I'm talking about contact fagging, talking to women here and creating a connection and then one day they're gone, or they have dealbreaker demands that were never talked about that are humiliating.
Just saw the craziest ass on a girl but she was oldGood for her
>>33584365thats fine but they try to play it off like its more common than it is. generally men prefer short, hairless and submissive women. which is why many women strive to be such a thing and its pretty much the default for them anyway
>>33584319Not to the point of fetish, but a bit, yeah.
>>33584345>short>hairy>don't believe in porn labelingI wonder where I stand
>>33584357If she's lying down I might left her leg and kiss the top of her foot in an affectionate way, sucking on the toes might be a bit too footfag-y, I'm not aroused by feet
Women, do you find jockstraps sexy?
>>33584357All you have to do is ask and be open to accommodating him in a similar way.
>>33584374>don't believe in porn labelingwhat did she mean by this, i wonder?
>>33584366I don't read or watch that stuff.
>>33584363Yeah I hate grinding too
>>33584369All I need is a place, I have all weekend and I'm dying for some real action.
>>33584377Ew no, that's faggot shit
>>33584319I hate feet
>>33584375That sounds nice too
>>33584374>>don't believe in porn labelingin every relationship one is dominant and the other submissive
>>33584311fairies are pretty coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91q6PrWmKnI
>>33584372Women don't even care what men prefer, or else they'd try to lose weight and be feminine and submissive instead of doing exactly the opposite. If men said they liked women wearing blue, modern girls would probably throw all their blue clothes away tomorrow. Actually that's funny, guys who have a fetish can try to push it through reverse psychology.
>>33584319I wouldn't say I lust over feet but I can appreciate the curves and all that especially when it's clean
>>33583041Don't say that. I'm sure they're fine. the fabric around the foamy one is a bit ripped, but that's what the protector I haven't put on it yet is for.
Bye anons, it was really talking to you <3! I am leaving this place for my mental health.
>>33584362That's good..
>>33584374Depends how cute and skinny you are.
>>33584393See you soon!
>>33584393bye nonny, it was really talking to you too <#! enjoy your menty b (mental break)
>>33584379Like maybe when she popps the dvd in the tray she has no idea what's on it
>>33584393hope you lose!
>>33584378I hope so..
>>33584393Yeah that's probably a good thing. Go try to be normal.
>>33584393Good luck
>>33584346Did you read the post I was replying to?
>>33584387No I dont think that's a natural mindset..
>>33584336>What’s a life lesson that life really hammered into you?1. All love is conditional.2. You can only ever trust yourself.3. No one will ever give a shit about you until you start giving a shit about yourself.4. Might makes right.5. When all else is out of your control, you can at least control your reaction.>>33584377>Women, do you find jockstraps sexy?Yes, assuming the guy wearing them is in decent shape and attractive.
Tossing femanon around the bedroom.
>>33584394heh, jealous? ;)>>33584398oh so you mean she likes typing a porn search into her website of choice and then clicking "i'm feeling lucky"?
>>33584370>they have dealbreaker demands that were never talked about that are humiliating.This is weirdly specific. I think you are being willfully ignorant. If someone doesn't want to talk to you anymore you probably act like the reason they gave you was unjust. Do you have anger issues?
>>33584406It's very niche but women with decent asses look great in jockstraps
>>33584405thats just facts, you cant be perfectly equalmaybe some relationships who is dom and who is sub switches overtime but for sure those roles are present youre probably a sub
>>33584393You're making the right choice. Lovingly, don't come back!
>>33584395I'm skinny but facially ugly as sin, I'm cooked I guess
>>33584410idk that anon's situation but i have experienced the other things he mentioned. the one girl i added from here (wasn't really meant to be a romantic thing btw) kind of just ghosted me out of nowhere after a short period of very friendly interacting. happens.
>>33584404Yes, ofc. Why did you add all that mega cringe about the laughing and such?
>>33584416>ghostedThat's not exclusive to women btw. I'm a woman that's been ghosted by men more times than I can count. Online people are less inclined to see or treat you as human
>>33584345>dominant women > submissiveThe other ones I really do get, but not this one. There are legitimately plenty of guys into dominant women, provided they aren't actual bitches.
>>33584418Last woman I ghosted mentioned her "last 3 situationships" I'll be honest I felt within my rights to leave, I just should have had the courage to tell her I didn't read the fine print
>>33583500I wish women were banned from sports ngl
>>33584413I don't think so..surely you yourself don't feel like you fit into a neat little box like that do you? And no I don't want to be commanded what to do
>>33584419maybe more than the other 2 but its still nowhere near the majority. and most women are overwhelmingly submissive. theyre passive in relationships, approaching men, and so forth. Thats just their nature
>>33584422>I don't want to be commanded what to dothat CAN be dominant but other things are toowho makes the decisions? and so forth
>>33584415What is ugly about your face?Maybe you're unconventionally attractive.
>>33583740>"wow you are so beautiful.”So you have to objectify her highly in order to date her? And listen to what other people tell you to do in order to be fulfilled.[Also side note, I don't think I like boozy icecream dreams. I got some yesterday and took like two shots. At first I had like no dreams and thought I was in the clear. Then my body fell asleep and it was like I was locked into a bill nye of cleaning out a dirty bong and it apparently grew crickets in the bottom?]
>>33584424NTA, but passive and submissive are two different things.A lot of women prefer the role "I have all the control, and you do all the work." That's passive and powerful and pretty common.
>>33584418sorry to hear that anon. i never meant to imply that it was a woman only thing, i certainly doubt that. i don't even know how skewed the stats are on that, as i generally speaking do not talk to anyone ever cuz i'm not very fit for interaction. i think you're perfectly human, though.
>>33584426My face shape is too long, like forehead's too small, eyes are too high, and not far enough apart, nose is too short with hump on bridge, and almost as wide as my mouth which is too small, and lips too thin, at least my upper oneAnd gummy smile
>>33584410>This is weirdly specificYeah cause it happened to me from someone I met here, she said she only wants an open relationship after like a month of that never even being brought up.>If someone doesn't want to talk to you anymore you probably act like the reason they gave you was unjust. Do you have anger issues?No I don't and I don't get a reason I have gotten ghosted on here and it's never been preceeded by an argument, I don't argue and I don't get mad.I had a friend from here I was always super nice to her, she didn't have any friends and she got a bf and ghosted me.
>>33584425Thats what I mean, I don't want to be locked out of decision-making and I don't want him to have no input either
>>33583740So she's mid?
>>33584435sorry, but no. i refuse to believe there is such a thing as a diplomatic women.
>>33584336Everything can get very bad, very quickly.Don't smoke free methamphetaminesShe's calling crying and drunk in the AM because she cheatedThings will get very bad, but they'll stay bad if you stay miserable.
>>33584428passivity is pretty submissive behaviour Id sayits waiting and not taking control of a situationI know women see it as work but it also puts the onus on the man, giving them more control
>>33584438I'm sorry you've only had childishly spoiled and/or very immature women in your life, anon..
>>33584433Yeah I think you can still look cute with all of that, I think you're looking at conventionally attractive women and thinking if you don't look like that it means you're ugly which isn't true.Not to be a coomer but there is a whole thread of women who are unconventional attractive that are all really cute, and if you don't mind seeing some of them naked you should look at the thread.>>>/s/22239161
>>33584443>who are unconventional attractive that are all really cuteSydney Sweeney fits this perfectly.
>>33584441its okay anon! i'm kind of childish and immature too so it works out. with life you only, at best, get out what you put in imo
>>33584433>and lips too thinWhy are femanons thinking about this recently...
>>33584178I am here because I can't talk to people outside
>>33584443Thank you for the words and thread anonFunny seeing that word mousy, others have used it about me before
>>33584433you have put more thought into your face than i ever have put in thinking about the faces of people i know intimately.you want to know what i think of when i see people's faces? mostly when i see features reminiscent of other people i know, or sometimes animals. you need to be less down on yourself lol
I will never be married
>>33584453nta but I adore mousy women
Can you guys roll a punch?
>>33584455Getting married isn't a flex anymore. You're just telling everyone that you're stupid and like to waste money.
>>33584455That sucks bro.
>>33584458yes, my brother and i used to spar all the time when we were kids. never been in a fight but i could certainly hold my own (i was the little brother)
MenDo you think this would work?https://youtube.com/shorts/a3cPE5PC3rY
>>33584458yeah of course, let me show you! try to punch me!
State genderWhat charitable acts do you do?>>33584458>Can you guys roll a punch?Yes, I train kickboxing
>>33584460Thanks bro
>>33584458Yeh
>>33584462what filter did they use on that video? why does it look so ugly?
Something you will notice about all of the 'unconventionally attractive' women, is coincidentally that they are not fat.Curious, that...
>>33584464>What charitable acts do you do?I'm nice to the femcels.
>>33584469>I'm nice to the femcels.they dont need that
>>33584462Idk it might
>>33584462if I looked like Jake then I think anything would work if I set my standards low enough and my goal was to just sleep around.
>>33584467Thats not what I asked.
>>33584463punches you
>>33584420You're just justifying ghosting someone. You still did it btw. >>33584429Thanks>>33584434>open relationshipkek was it blueV>got a bf and ghosted meThat's pretty normal too unfortunately but like, if you were the bf would you want her talking to a super nice guy who is holding out for the hopes of a relationship? You're telling me you've never ghosted anyone ever? i've noticed with guys online, they'll never admit it but it's always been something they've done too
>>33584462Yeah, if you did it genuinely without internally snickering, like just used it as a move and nothing else
>>33584453You're welcome, yes mousy is often used to describe it. I hope you're able to increase your self esteem.
>>33584445>thin, blonde haired, blue eyed white woman is unconventionally attractive
>>33584462Probably not
>>33584406>4. Might makes right.Luck, first and foremost
>>33584481with big tits too*
>>33584476*cums*
>>33584489what the f???
If I died would you even care…
>>33584481She's a fake blonde but blue eyes yes, and also symmetric face and nice smile, lips, nose etc.
>>33584464I give smokes to homeless people. >>33584458I can stop them with my face.
Sidney Sweeney is only unconventionally attractive to phenotype-analysis virginst. Large girl enjoyer
>>33584445>>33584481>>33584485Kek
>>33584476yeah that >>33584489 wasnt mei was going to post *instantly dies* but we should kill him insteadalso if you wanted to know more the trick is to drop your hips and do a slide with your torso, less bending forward at the waist
>>33584495True, true
>>33584496oops i meant >>33584486 not >>33584485
>>33584477>kek was it blueVNo lol>That's pretty normal too unfortunately but like, if you were the bf would you want her talking to a super nice guy who is holding out for the hopes of a relationship?I understand feeling like that, but it's also an isolation tactic used by abusers. She was previously in an abusive relationship where she got completely isolated even from her own family and he abused her for years and she said she'd never let that happen again and then she gets a bf and immediately she's cutting people out of her life.
>>33584475oh, sorry, i get distracted easily. no, i don't think that'll work, people are far far more prone to forming subconscious aversion to something than subconscious attraction. gut feelings: 15% chance she'll fall for the subconscious bit, 35% chance she'll just correct you at some point and nothing will come from it, 50% she'll notice something is up and just avoid such a guy
>>33584468Some are
>>33584462Hot guys always come up with these ridiculous theories about women's psychology but the truth is if you look like Jake Gylenhaal they just do whatever you want and then roll their eyes at your theories after they're done taking your dick
>>33584462It's one of those things that would either likely work exactly as intended or not at all.For example, if she has a bf she is completely happy with or is completely self confident (much less likely) it is not likely to register more than a blip.Although being "some guy who thought I was someone else" is already better than be "some guy".
>>33584477>You're telling me you've never ghosted anyone ever? i've noticed with guys online, they'll never admit it but it's always been something they've done tooI have ghosted people who were abusive to me.
Ghosting in dating is immature, childish bullshit used by bored breadcrumbers.
>>33584508Or gigantic cowards
>>33584468I mean, yeah. It's why European girls are "hotter", they're just not fat
Do you think female necrophiles are under represented because it's really difficult for them to fuck a corpse?
>>33584504They like to believe that their efforts aren't because of their looks, kinda like a female thinking she got an email-sending job at an IT company because she worked hard and not because the company was a cockfest and they wanted to fill a quota.
>>33584511I love you.
>>33584458I tend to avoid them entirely. Usually by not being in the same room.I recently avoided getting jumped by four guys outside of a bar. It's not that difficult if you don't chimp back at the chimp chumps.
>>33584468People still tease rebel wilson and melissa mccarthy as being unconventionally attractive when they are conventionally attractive and they just weigh more.
>>33584511I never thought about that but it does make sense
I'm ugly as sin and still have a body count. Talk to girls, get rejected, deal with it.
>>33584511on the contrary, rigor mortis makes your dick hard
>>33584515rebel wilson is just ugly
>>33584511under represented where?
>>33584517Very snappy
>>33584521but the timeframe is very tight to act on it
>>33584500>isolation tactic by abusersYeah idk, you're probably talking to the wrong femanon but truthfully, i'd be fine with an "abusive" guy as long as he married me and provides
>>33584527you're that anon obsessed with death and toxins, aren't you
>>33584530no, I am not
>>33584524>Everything is mental illness Go >>>>>/outside/
>>33583291Posting style is oddly similar to the ricemix korean kpop spammer faggot.Interesting.
>>33584531LIARI SEE THROUGH YOUYOU THINK IT IS FUNNY TO LIE TO ME BECAUSE I AM ANONYMOUS?
>>33584536Yes.
>>33584536It is not me I swear. I just think it is an interesting topic.
>>33584523In general.
women, how safe is it to hit creampies when the bish is on birthcontrol?
>>33584539>it is not meYOU BLINKED
>>33584541>Opera Instantâneo?
>>33584521I might have masturbated to vids of guys getting an erection when dying.
>>33584543Seriously?
>>33584511how is the guy gonna do all the work if he's dead?
>tfw no borderline gf
>>33584542No I didn't.. You are just imagining things
>>33584528Most of them are deadbeat losers though so...
>>33584544Based gooner.
>>33584550That is true. Also a lot of men fear commitment
I've noticed an increase in girls referring to a bikini as just a "kini" and it irritates me a little bit.
>>33584554Same people who are responsible for calling each other "girliepop", I bet.
why do women love being tossed around so much?
I'd rate Sydney a 5/10. I see hotter girls outside every day. Her whole marketing shtick is le hot modern day Marilyn Monroe.
>>33584547Why would you want a borderline gf?
>>33584541Depends on the bc you dummy
>>33583178Yeah but jews still hire each other to high positions and you can't do shit because everything is so infested with jews.Just look at Ivy League jewish admissions.
>>33584557> le hot modern day Marilyn Monroe.Which is based, we need more bombshells
>>33584556Desu I'm a guy and would probably enjoy being tossed around. It's fun.
>>33584511>under represented>intersectional feminist necrophilia when?
>>33584557I'm boycotting her til she gets those hogs out.
>>33584544genuinely ghoulish anon lmao>>33584549you're talkin to an expert pattern noticer, friend. you can fool me :P
>>33584555Where is this strange cutesy way of speaking coming from?
>>33584557She's gonna be the last hot actress in Hollywood. That's her real shtick, the endangered species we know we're watching for the last time.
Women, is it possible for you to stop lying?
>>33584563But it's not factual because she's not actually hot.
>>33584554>he doesn't want to put on his 'kini and eat 'zaembarassing (welcome to aging btw)
>>33584573No. Why should I?
>>33584572imagine getting a job because you are good at it and not because you're hot
>>33584572She is not hot
>>33584573of course, anon ;3
>>33584339Um sorry I have to go home
>>33584543Opera Instantâneo
>>33584573it's part of our basic living requirements along with be bisexual and eat hot chip
>>33584582wait a minute....
>>33584577I don't mind 'za. 'za makes me smile. But 'kini annoys me. I guess I'm sexist.
>>33584573Which will you believe, anon >>33584578 or >>33584582
>>33584579Her job *is* being hot.
>>33584579Being an actually good actor/actress has to be depressing now. There isn't even anything to act in except 35 Marvel movies a year and a few documentaries about Palestine.
>>33584589maybe it is because everyone says 'za ironically but modern girlies are saying 'kini in earnest.anyway like half of zoomer speech is this way for me. been weird seeing it leech into 4chan, wish the way i talked when i was a kid had more presence, instead of this faggy zoomer shit :|
>>33584559I'm easily bored and very ill in the mind.
>>33584598>easily boredkys
>>33584578>>33584582>>33584586>>33584591I will provide pizza to the honest one
>>33584601It better be 'za not pizza
girls,: would you go on a date with me if i offered you delicious & moist cake?
>>33584595Then you get a decent role, huge pay, but it comes with a humiliation ritual
It’s still unbelievable to me that people still believe you’re smarter if you talk more. The dumbest and most retarded shit can come out a talkative bastard, but people think they’re still smarter than someone who’s almost or actually mute.
>>33584601Lying is going to get me much more than one pizza.
>>33584606What kind of cake? Also, we'd have to at least talk first for baseline trust before I try your cake
>>33584609Bro>>33580580
>>33584609True, I barely say anything and everyone thinks I am intelligent for some reason
>>33584606Maybe
>>33584606Don't fall for it ladies. We all known about the cake.
>>33584609True, I never shut my whore mouth and everyone thinks I'm retarded.
>>33584606no thank you anon, i am already dangerously caked up and its moistness is nothing to scoff at
>>33584615Aww, gonna piss your pants and cry about it? Suck it up.>>33584616>>33584619Because you actually are retarded…
>>33584609>people still believe you’re smarter if you talk moreI've never once heard this.
>>33584615Nta, but nobody cares. You got lgbt tranny freaks in every thread also when they don't belong here.
>>33584609really? i've had the opposite experience, being a very quiet guy. my vernacular is super weird though so i think that leaves an impression though. mostly i am told that people really pay attention to me because i tend to be quiet.when you mentioned is certainly true though. it's fucked, but people who talk a lot are likely subconsciously exploiting a very real fault in our brains where we rate p(A and B) as being > p(A or B), even though thats explicitly the opposite of reality
>>33584622Ye, that is what I am saying
>>33584572You are genuinely a mindbroken retard if you do believe this and it's not just bait.
>>33584620booty sweat...
>>33584623>>>33584627So? That doesn’t mean people don’t say it. Read what he said.
>>33584569the noticeeeer
>>33584622Well yeah, duh
>>33584600Eventually
State genderHave you eaten your veggies today?
>>33584635At least your retarded ass already knows I guess…
>>33584541Follow menstrual cycles, it's far safer and has less side effects. Source? Me
>>33584601I have a riddle for you too anon: Who walks on 3 legs at noon and 3 legs in the evening?Answer: you, anonI'm a femanon btw
>>33584633i was responding to what he said, dunmy. it's not my experience that people believe that but they should because obiectively people talking a lot makes you sound knowledgable because of the aforementioned probabilistic blur that comes from simultaneous claims.
>>33584642Thats how I became a single mom.
>>33584622You talk a lot
>>33584638No, but the only one I have is lettuce.>f
Why don't men get tested for HPV?
>>33584638m, yes but only because I have too few veggies for eatingI need way more veggies in my life1- delicious2- make me feel good3- seems like the right thing to dogive me the greeeens
>>33584634nooooticing what, that i said "can" instead of "can't" like the BLITHERING retard i am?
>>33584646You clearly didn't count correctly, I've been taking loads for a year and haven't had an issue
>>33584652I want to get tested for that and everything else as well but when I have a gf so that I can show her a recent result.
>>33584650>>33584653If you could have any veggie rn, prepared any way you want, what would you chose?
>>33584644I'm too dumb to understand this riddle. I have a cane?
>>33584638carrot n kiwishould i eat more kiwi ?
>>33584652there's no point testing. If you have had sex with a non-virgin you're pretty much guaranteed to have it.If you're a virgin you don't have it.There, test complete
>>33584645>dummySays the retarded bitch. Make a better argument next time other than “I’ve never heard someone say that before”. If everything you say sounds dumb and uncertain, that does not objectively make you sound “smart”.
>>33584657Some oven-roasted sweet potatoes again
Foids have you ever fucked to pay the rent
>>33584655Oh I did it very correctly. I asked my doctor wtf happened and how that's possible and she just said that bodies aren't machines, they don't follow the protocol all the time to a t and sometimes you just get unlucky. Based on my cycle logs, I had an out of phase ovulation, which you simply can't plan for.
>>33584638mmy breakfast from like 6am to 12pm is stimulants, and it is 10:56 as i type this
>>33584658I'm saying your pp is bigI'm a femanon, therefore, I lie
>>33584668No. Unless you count that time I dated a guy just to have a place maybe.
>>33584657I'm in this mood
>>33584673Yum
>>33584668im not hot enough for that
>No. Unless you count that time I dated a guy just to have a place maybe.I knew it. Women ARE doing this, in fact.
>>33584645i called you a dunmy, not a dummy even though you are clearly that as well
>>33584669Are you absolutely sure? I am careful with my boyfriend as when I took the pill I had panic attacks constantly and they got even worse when I started taking the pill.
>>33584667how do you cook themin the skin, or chopped(like you hehe)
>>33584677Yeah, why wouldn't I?
>>33584671the lie is that you know my pp
>>33584682i hope he sent you a bill for financial damages after you broke up
>>33584672How to acquire such an arrangement?
>>33584663oh sorry wrong reply >>33584678
>>33584679I'm tired, I meant the morning after pill, then the daily pill
>>33584681I skin them, slice them, and cook the skin and slices together on 350 degrees for about 15-20 minutes. The skin lasts for 10-15 minutes. I like those crunchy.
>>33584652If you have genital warts it's pretty obvious on a penis
>>33584659k no kiwi then ㅠㅠ
>>33584686>called you a dunmy, not a dummy even though you are clearly that as wellI see you’re too retarded to make sense as well. I’m done arguing with a faggoty-sounding brat.
>>33584679Yes, I am. I used one of those basal temp sensory and computers where you take your temp every morning upon waking up and had been using it for almost two years at that point with no issues, my cycle had always been extremely regular and predictable. It can go well but you really should only use that method if getting pregnant wouldn't be the end of the world. I mean, that kinda goes for all bc but just nutting in a totally fertile body and hoping your body plays by the rules is playing with fire.After that I got a copper IUD since I wanted something that wasn't hormonal, ruled out human error and was only locally active but prevents unwanted pregnancies effectively. I've been using it for like five years now and it has never failed me.
oh oh oh oh oh my favorite namefriend is backi hope she notices me and doesn't notice my campaign of convincing everyone here south koreans eat dogs >_<
>>33584689sounds yummy anon! do they get caramelly?
>>33584652Because they’re dumb, and they want to infect everyone else, especially women.
>>33584682If you're leading the guy on then you're a bad person.
>>33584684No, he actually bought me a car to get me to come back. >>33584685I was 18, blonde and had big boobs and he was 27, lonely and has his own company. A match made in heaven.
>>33584700Oh nooo, I will never recover from this revelation that I'm not an angel.
>>33584701girlboss W
>>33584698>Oops, replied incorrectlyYes, and it feels like they just melt in your mouth!
>>33584683I have pp vision (like night vision, but it's for seeing anon pps online)
>>33584695oh sorry, i forgot to mention ESLs aren't allowed to reply to me
Who /here/ has nobody to spend the long weekend with
>>33584710oh me me me me! and probably most lonely femcels would rather be alone than chat and hang out this weekend (many such cases)
>>33584710MeMonday is my birthday though so maybe my parents will take me out to a store I want to visit
>>33584712Imagine being on this level of victim complex, lol.
>>33584714it's exhausting anon, i'm not gonna lie to you ..
>>33584715You can stop at any time.
Women, what are some male names that you see and make you think “he’s gay”
>>33584710sup bb
>>33584717i don't think so. i mean, i could stop, i can do a lot of things, but i'm not stopping this
F/M what do you think about camo? I think it's cool as a guy and I think I might get myself camo pants or some military surplus stuff. It sounds cheap when you hear surplus but it's actually expensive for some reason. Full camo combination is ugly unless you are actually a soldier btw.
>>33584710weird question to see on here. There's been a lot of long weekends in my life and no people in them. The first time I actually do have someone to spend it with, I'll let you guys know.
>>33584718CalebDidierLaurentFabioValentinoRiver
>>33584722Yeah, because you love feeling sorry for yourself. We all know.
>>33584724FIt's only hot if the guy wearing it is hot. It's also only hot if he wears the bulky cargo camp pants paired with a tight fitting shirt to accentuate his V shaped upper body.
>>33584710you better believe im procrastinating everything important and hiding in my room like a freak babeyy
>>33584718Bob(by)Any nigger name, like “Shawn, Deshawn, Rayshawn, Keyshawn;” “Jaquavious”, etc
women do you ever whisper things in your bf's ear?if so, what do you say to them?
>>33584724M and it always looked a little weird to me unless it's part of a military/hunter outfit, or it's baggy camo BDU pants plus tight midriff-baring tank top on a skinny blonde girl (fucking glorious shit).But speaking of that, I was in a lot of airports lately and I did get a sense of home once I realized I was in the waiting room for the last flight home to the USA and it was full of guys with multicam backpacks. I think camo is kind of part of our culture, a little, thanks to the fact that we can stock up on all the guns and ammo we want.
>>33584733>I love you>I love it when you cum>I'm going to cum Thats basically it. I thought it would be more.
>>33584724I think a lot of "surplus" is actually just newly purchased items being sold for full retail price.
>>33584733>I love you so much Charlie>how are you feeling?Stuff like that
She's got a way, she's got a wayAnd she got, she got away
MenDo you like your gf's name? Whats her name?
>>33584735>>33584738well that sounds nice. I'm sure he likes it.
>>33584728mostly just pointing out the absurdity of incel/femceldom and how it's impossible to be either. nice explanation though, sigmund ;)
>>33584740>:(
>>33584638MI usually eat bananas and apples but I had a carrot today after several years :3
>>33584733i don't have a boyfriend but i would like to do that, i have no idea what i would say though.
>>33584724Mfash-coded, looks cringe if you aren't fat or jacked though
>>33584745"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
>>33584740Yes, a black girl named Janina
>>33584744>carrot >after several years Pls tell me this is a joke anon...
>>33584745practice with me real fast, babe. i'm in front of you, i'm reading something or absorbed in some autistic project. what do you whisper?
>>33584746It looks good on methheads though, makes their trailer park anorexia aesthetic really pop.
>>33584745The entire script for Master and Commander.
>>33584749Why did you specify that she's black?
>>33584694Why did you tell me to die last night?
>>33584740I had a gf called Amber, I found it funny initially and she was insecure about it sounding too "stripper esc" I genuinely loved being able to call her my gem when I had her.
>>33584742You can call me Dr. Foid.
>>33584754Because I love black women
>>33584756Cute
>>33584752Suppose that counts too
>>33584757apologies doctor. i never liked therapists or psychiatrists, they don't ever seem to comprehend the big picture
>>33584757Nta, but niceeeeeeeeeee!
>>33584763The big picture here is that you are a lil faggot.
How to deal with intense feelings of doom and anxiety?
>>33584740Kind of Her name was Solveig. It sounds a little masculine though she was very gentle and feminine.
Would you drink reheated coffee?
>>33584764Thank you, thank you, group therapy starts in ten minutes.
>>33584740My first gf and the only girl I've dated who I actually liked and felt comfortable with's name is Sabrina, and I do like her name.
>>33584766Just embrace it. Ride the Kali Yuga.
>>33584767Idk how to pronounce that, imma look it up on yt
>>33584766Identify the source and process the underlying emotional issues. Never obey fear.
I hate therapists. My psychiatrist told me that she won’t prescribe me medications because I won’t do therapy. Do all psychs say this?
>>33584766Read some books on the subject until something clicks
>>33584768Would and have.
>>33584757The number of irl doctorate holders I've met who post here unashamedly has made me question the nature of 4chan and the internet. I have one too... not one that will help you though.
>>33584765no! thats not it! grrrrr, this is EXACTLY what i mean!
>>33584766You learn to enjoy the intensity of it. A bit like that stomach drop at the highest point of the roller coaster.
>>33584773I messed something up and feel intense guilt for upsetting the people involved
>>33584734Not trying to look hot. I am a chud and I think camo is cool.
>>33584751>I know I'm not a space marine, but what about if you painted my face instead
>>335847749/10 meds are a crutch, so all psychs should say that, if they want to be good doctors anyway
>>33584777>not one that will help you thoughWhy not? >>33584778Shhh, denial won't make it not real anon.
Girls, is it okay for an adult man to eat fruit snacks?
>>33584786No. Men can only eat beef jerky as a snack.
>>33584786That depends.
>>33584760Wish I could have married her still to this day, I need to harden my heart at some point.
>>33584782i tell my home-grown voice recognition system (gfs get to name it, women LOVE naming shit) to play the seinfeld theme, and then i'd fuck you for three straight hours in a stimulant haze.happy? feel prepared or at least better prepared?
>>33584785Do you own vast amounts of rural land that has otherwise escaped the modern sight of the fossil fuel industry? If so then I'd be a person who could hypothetically help you, otherwise you're in for a boring treatise on rocks.
>>33584787The cost of beef jerky is too damn high.
>>33584787I want you to jerky my beef.
>>33584769>nice ds >digits i mean :p
>>33584786It's about the same as women who drink Capri Sun, like I met this woman who was 15 years older than me and went to her house one summer and she offered me a Capri Sun tropical cooler straight or spiked, despite the age gap I instantly knew I was the more mature person there. Fruit snacks in your pantry send the same message.
GenderWhats the most guilty you've ever felt and why?
>>33584786They're absolute chads
>>33584801FMasturbating or not washing myself excessively because I was always told that I am disgusting and treated as such.
>>33584803Do you still feel guilty?Could you masturbate while your bf watched?
Gender? Age?Are you religious? What religion?>23 year old catholic girl
>>33584768I would drink it in a box, with a fox, here or there, I would drink it anywhere.
>>33584807YesMost likely
>>33584786nag, but i'll say it straight up:any woman that would judge you solely for eating fruit snacks is not a woman worth having in your life even to a tiny degree.
>>33584801Not finishing my masters when it's sth I worked so hard for
>>33584708>it's just more liesit's impossible for women to earn this pizza
>>33584774You just haven't had therapy that worked yet You do know that therapy is mostly *you* doing the work, right?
>>33584808M, 29, Hermetist
womenhow do you feel about men who go hunting for fun?
>>33584811You probably don't even realize how correct you are
Is female masturbation inherently more attractive to look at than male masturbation?
>>33584786girl is concerned my snacking habits are bad? fair, thank you for your concerngirl gets the """ick""" because i eat fruit snacks? you can fuck right off, and i'll forget all about you the minute after too
>>33584814No shit…? That’s why I want pills rather than someone “coaching” me on how to live while wasting hundreds of thousands of dollars on them. I can literally look up on google how to be happier online for *free*.
>>33584801M 39I was the oldest, my brothers, sisters, and myself were hired to clean out a storage unit, something we did for cash because there were a lot of us and our parents weren't part of any of the religions that make that okay. We'd organize it all and ready it for the estate sale people. I went ahead because as the oldest and nearly an adult that's what I usually did, I found a unit with a lot of very valuable things, and so I told my siblings to go home and told them that I would handle this one and that it was full of nothing but newspapers and magazines.
>>33584809<3 <3
>>33584787The only beef jerky I eat is femanon pussy.
>>33584822i don't like the industry, but something that online googling doesn't get you is a human connection, which IS legit part of the healing process with therapy. it's the connecting with someone while also talking to them that is healing, when it's the right someone talking about the right things in the right way. you shouldn't overly abstractify things, if being healed was as easy as a google search we'd have no broken people
>>33584813You're just a brokie
>>33584824wonder what it is about deaths that causes family members to lie and deceive one another? what a shame. i hope this wasn't done out of greed, anon?
>>33584827>you shouldn't overly abstractify things, if being healed was as easy as a google search we'd have no broken peopleThis is definitely a solution for some people at the very least. I’m still not going to therapy to be bankrupted. Fuck that. Just give me the drugs to lessen the pain (which I’ll take responsibly) and I’ll find my way somehow.
>>33584821i personally don't care if a guy eats fruit snacks or notthis sort of attitude is a turn-off though
>>33584822Unless you have schizophrenia or bipolar, the pills don't work and neither does the coaching. But this anon >>33584827 is right about the human connection part.I go see my therapist because it helps you psychologically to have someone that is nice to you and acts like she doesn't think you deserve to be shot to death. The human aspect is important for people that have a poor relationship with society (autists, lunatics, psychopaths).
Gender Have you ever fucked up really badly at work?
>>33584614>>33584617hmmmm good question. i'm a big red velvet fan!>Also, we'd have to at least talk first for baseline trust before I try your cakeanon you eat food made by strangers all the time and YOU PAY THEM for the pleasure! man offers you cake and suddenly you're skittish?>>33584618ANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) what the fuck are you doing?>>33584620tell me more about this dangerously moist cake.
women, how do i impress (you)?
>>33584830well that somehow is probably therapy, though. most people are unhappy because of complicated social situations, and so it takes a social something to help deal with it. you gotta think of the brain as a machine (because it is one), and when you're traumatized by people (e.g. brain damaged), it takes people to become untraumatized (e.g. brain healed). the same reason you do physical therapy to make sure a wound heals properly.
>>33584831defiance?
>>33584833MYeah I once misplaced the keys to a state owned building that requires security. I found them eventually though fucking ADD.
>>33584834Well yes, I pay them in exchange for cake, or bake my own. You are a stranger male on the internet. It's not wrong for me to be apprehensive
>>33584840Implicitly questioning her right to judge you for petty things
>>33584842so if you give me money for it, you'll be less apprehensive? deal!
>>33584840the hostility, especially with the added "you can fuck right off, and i'll forget all about you the minute after too" just seems weird and over the top. leaves a bad taste and indicates something I can't place my finger on. it just doesn't read well to you treating or valuing people that like you in a good way either
>>33584829It wasn't one of our family members, we had a sort of understanding with the guy who owned the storage place. I did siphon most of the profit off that one, but for my own family I have been pretty open handed over the years, and vice versa. I just feel bad because some of them delayed things they wanted to do for lack of money and maybe if they'd gotten their rightful cut they'd have done those things. Overall nobody is destitute so it eases my conscious a bit, like they would be mad if they found out but not enough to not visit.
>>33584844No. I don't want your cake at all. I have ordered cakes from bakeries where there are standards and procedures in terms of cleanliness and not contaminating it. This feels like a setup for eating semen cake or something
>>33584845oh, that's much more reasonable and probably a good instinct to listen to although it WAS meant to be over the top hostile. i think that something you can't place your finger on might be straight buffoonery
Femanons how do you want to be degraded¿
>>33584833Yeah I once completely wrecked an entire folder on our file server during an internship and had to spend two days fixing it.
>>33584847bitch, i would never do that to a cake. if you're eating my semen you're eating it raw and i'm watching you like a hawk the entire time>>33584846probably best to let sleeping dogs lie. did you at least do anything meaningful with the extra cash?
>>33584853Very much
>>33584845Nta, but the fact he calls it "defiance" is the cherry on top of this dangerouly moist cake (I got it from >>33584620 :p)It has "edgy", angsty teen behavior all over it
>>33584858Any example of how?
>>33584833>Gender>Have you ever fucked up really badly at work?Yeah bad. Im wondering when I'll be fired, i think I'll be okay with it, but it'll be bad because I need to pay bills
>>33584861What happened?
>>33584860I don't know, figure something out
I was under a Talmudic trance induced by long covid when I watched that BBC sissy hypno. I swear that isn't who I really am.
GenderDo you eat frozen fruits?
>>33584833mprobably, although i'm told by the higher ups i'm one of their top workers (i work in an upwork kind of online job situation). those in charge have a penchant for just kinda disappearing workers, so i guess i must have never fucked up super badly
>>33584867Yes. Frozen blueberries are one of my favorite desserts.
>>33584857>did you do anything meaningfulbought a house near the college that all of us that went to (rent free, I paid utilites and taxes) while in school, so that's something. It's worth stupid amounts of money now, but I won't ever sell it anyways, everyone in my family has crazy levels of nostalgia for it.
>>33584865Right now?
>>33584835nag but women don't want to be impressed, mostly they just don't want to be disgusted. the issue is that most people are disgusting. the trick is that you have to get them attached BEFORE you reveal your disgusting stuff, so they can learn to tolerate and eventually love it.this is really how humans are with each other, and it's disgusting
>>33584522RudeShe lost her boobs with that weight loss.
>>33584864I made a mistake, I should have checked thrice that was a month ago, the boss will probably bring it up next month probably. We got new hires, so it's a probability I'll get let go.
>>33584871ah that's a way different scenario imo. i was first put in mind of stories where families completely fall apart from greed and shitty dynamics (not to imply i thought you were greedy - well, i guess i kinda implied that, sorry). sounds like alls well that ends well then, maybe your folks could have done things earlier but that house probably generated lots of joy and memories and comfort and convenience and stuff
>>33584874So are you cb/neuro
>>33584874whats rude is ignoring your child so you can flirt with strangers online
>>33584870For me frozen fruits are kinda nasty, but it's good to have something in reserve
>>33584865I watched a porn where the guy was being mean to the girl and told her that she's just a piece of meat. And that her name was Meat. He made her scream "MY NAME IS MEAT!" over and over.
>>33584878It's scale breaker.
>>33584879Is it "ignoring" the child when the state won't let you see him?
>tfw the idea of degrading a girl i love even playfully makes me sad>tfw this automatically disqualifies me from 80% of women as a potential partnerAnd manlets think they have it bad?
>>33584885yeah, although in that situation probably ignoring him is the best thing that she could do for him
>>33584881Nice but would be better if it was ryona and the guy was an ogre who has just raided her village and burned it down and took her captive
>>33584881I've seen a clip where in the middle of getting fucked the girl says "I want you to cut out my pussy and take it home with you".
>>33584899BASEDASED
What is the rapey-est or most sexually predatory behavior the women of /atoga/ have ever done?
How do i recover my dignity after my abusive gf pimped me out to black men
>>33584903Nice post officer
>>33584905start by explaining slowly what happened
>>33584905You have been forcibly converted to homosexuality. There is no reversal. In addition, you have been blacked. And once you are blacked, you can NEVER go back.
>>33584903My sister and me once lured a guy to a secluded truck parking space, making him believe he's about to have a threesome with two sisters because we wanted to see how effective a pepper spray actually is. It's effective.
>>33584910yeah.....i'm thinkin JH moment for sure
>>33584903JH has been known to swallow grown men whole with her butt. I'm phoneposting from in there as we speak.
>>33584912Gross, I'm not black.
>>33584876I won't absolve myself, I was being a greedy piece of shit, it ended up working out pretty well though. My wife is the only one who knows this all unfolded, and 4chan I guess (lmao). In our family the property in question is "the college house" and it's just a given that anyone who wants to attend my Alma Mater will live there.
>>33584917Somehow, also a JH moment.
>>33584905>Anon wanted a dom gf and found out
>>33584919well count your blessings there was a "greater good" that ended up happening. could have been a crackhead and blown it all on, well, blow
I don’t have HIV :)
MenWhy are you like this?
>>33584925I can fix that.
>>33584921Once my roommate and I (both male) snuck into an all female toga party at a sorority house, watching from the closet and jerking off to the woman we each thought was the hottest. But the women heard us jerking off rom their closet and decided to punitively sodomize us both with vibrators before stripping us naked, drugging us, and leaving our unconscious bodies on the quad to wake up the next day without clothes in sight. Awkward!
There was a cute girl, not exactly fit but not fat either, playing tennis in tight athletic shorts out the windows while I ran kn the treadmillFucking hell it was so much better than porn
>>33584926Like what? Could you be a bit more specific
>>33584910You couldn't at least flash him first?
>>33584925Why would you think you do? Big homo moment.
>>33584819No I masturbated with a girl in January and the face she made when orgasming was not pretty lol.
>>33584926Nice Guys Can't Fuck
>>33584931No, I'll leave that open to your personal interpretation
>>33584926Chronic sex deprivation.
I will be staying really late at work and going to a bar after, alone, for the first time. Any tips to talk to people?
>>33584936Ok then my answer is anxiety.
>>33584926Autism
>>33584926i am a force of nature
>>33584934A fucking homosexual is what you are
>>33584875Do you think it was really that bad?
GenderWhat's the last thing that bothered you?The neighbor's cheap, strong perfume smell (stench) coming from the window
Witches of /atoga/, please grant me your blessing so that my meeting ends early and I can go the fuck home.
I had a great dream last night where I was naked and I was able legally and socially to jerk off publicly while having conversations with my neighbors on my front deck. I wish that were for real.Anyone else have dreams like that? If I could get away with it and not get in trouble I'd jerk off during class and in job interviews.
>tfw not a nice guy but can't fuck either:(
>>33584946MI won't elaborate but 4chan will be unusably bad very soon, like this year or next, but I have no other website to go to
>>33584945>Do you think it was really that bad?Probably not, it would give them an excuse to fire me.
>>33584949Maybe what you need is for big strong men with hard, long johnsons to homosexualize you up the butt to assert dominance and claim you as their property.
>>33584951you have to ekaborate
>>33584946MCig smoke from neighbour smoking in front of my building
>>33584946mtoday i woke up out of a doomer haze that i've been in the past like week, and i've been bothered that that happened (though i'm relieved to no longer feel that way)
>>33584946I think on Monday my neighbor was smoking weed and my house stunk like weed for half an hour becsuse of that.
>>33584951I'm confused as to the context. Are you saying that you work for 4chan or for a company that interfaces with 4chan in some way, like a service provider? Or are you saying that you got in trouble for using 4chan at work? Or is this about identity and age verification policies in certain countries?
Women, why are you like this?
>>33584959Making dicks cum is fun.
>>33584952I hope they don’t
>>33584959look at him, it's only right
>>33584958>Or is this about identity and age verification policies in certain countries?No, but I personally believe 4chan will be exempt because it's useful as a honeypot
>>33584961Then why have so few women made my dick cum?
>>33584959Men, why are you like this? If he didn't worship the ground she walked, he wouldn't have put up with this. So, what makes men love this? It makes the rest of us lose respect for you when you're like this, and lose hope for ourselves.
>>33584961whats wrong with just making one dick cum a lot of times?
>>33584964I think context is important here. If someone confesses to being a pedophile or a terrorist, they absolutely deserve any shit The Man sends their way.If you mean this place is useful as a disinformation or influence ops vector by government entities against their rivals' populaces in a geopolitical sense, that's just an unfortunate reality.
>>33584931>>33584935>>33584937>>33584941>>33584942https://voca.ro/11Q7wRW7brgh
>>33584924luckily my carnal vice ended up being undeveloped property
>>33584951>will be unsusably badYou're a tough flower, you'll adapt :p
>>33584965Because you tell us we are bad girls if we do.
>>33584961Would you be into hotwifing?
>>33584967It gets repetitive. I want to learn how to make all the dicks cum.
>>33584969Lmfao this is great
>>33584974Maybe
>>33584833m noclosest I've ever gotten to a major fuckup is report>"x happened so I did y then z light did not light up as expected">"z light did not light up?">"yes z light did not light up, as expected">"are you SURE z light did not light up">"..." "oh. I'm saying z light did NOT light up, I see now. No. I have been saying it incorrectly without realizing it. I mean to say the exact opposite. Z light did light up. x happened so I did y then z light DID light up as expected."I think about this shameful blunder weekly.
>>33584976(:
>>33584973I like bad girls, the same way many women like bad boys. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk8ul2uJA5E
I think girls don't like gamers because they think of someone wearing a headset and raging at Call of Duty. I don't those same girls would care if someone enjoys Mario or JRPGs.
>>33584969Why is her voice so hot?
>>33584975>It gets repetitivewomen scary
>>33584985She wants to taunt you
>>33584969it's TRUE! i AM a force of nature!
>>33584985Did you not pick up on that vocal fry? That's autism voice, with a slight touch of New Jersey.
>>33584969Kek this is incredible
>>33584969kekk
>>33584981You say that but it's a trap. Not falling for it. >>33584986Boo
>>33584984The idea that women aren't familiar with gamer culture just isn't true. There was a public facing computer lab at my college where night and day you'd see sleep-deprived women in pajama pants, flip flops, and tube tops playing League of Legends with giant muffler headphones on and staring hypnotized at the computer screen.
>>33584990WHO'S A GOOD FORCE OF NATURE? YES YOU AREEE
Women, what do you think about fleshlights?
>>33584969>moids!
>>33584910Was he ugly, mid, or hot?
>>33585004He had a block shaped head and broad shoulders.
>>33585002moidsmoids>>33584992>>33584994:P
>>33584999HEY!!! you aren't allowed to connect details across unrelated posts, you're going to make me self-conscious
Won't you die tonight for love? Baby, join me in death. Won't you die? Baby, join me in death
>>33585004Hot, he was the kind of guy that thought he's hot shit and wanted to flex on his bros. He had it coming.
Why do these people drink milkshakes instead of embracing reality? Why isn't there divine truth in their pee?
>>33585010TeeheeeehehehStop me if you can
>>33585011So, you have chosen.... death.
>>33585007>>33585012I don't know who to believe...
>>33585014grrrrr, bested again...
As an American man, why can't I get masturbated anywhere in Europe without paying for it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxNXFNCTr2I
Girls, would you let your BF stick one of those camera dildoes up your pussy?
>>33585021Euro women think we're unsophisticated, and boorish.
>>33585021No rizz
>>33585022My doctor used one to test if I had vaginal acid reflux, since every day I was eating food with my pussy and my pussy spat it back out and it made my throat hurt.
>>33585022okay i'm not a girl but i would be kinda into this, there is something weirdly hot about camera dildo videos...
I just had someone (a woman no less) ask me why I think it's rude to call women "woman" (like, "move, woman") (This wasnt in English, I'm translating)God, I feel like I'm losing my patience living among some of the dumbest people on Earth. Anyone else feels alienated (and not in a juvenile way)
>neet with nothing in my life in orderSo I shouldnt even try to talk to women right?
I hear americans sometimes kiss without tongue. This true?
>>33585009It's the best thing I've seen on this site in ages.
>>33585023They think we're masculine compared to their men.This man just has no rizz.
>>33585034Yeah sometimes people give eschother pecks on the lips and don't French kiss every single time.Weird right?
State gender: Are you a nigga who try to run game on a nigga?
>>33585033no you should still try, becausea. you'd be surprised at just how much women are willing to lower their standards. they act like gatekeepers but they are shit at itb. even if you don't get a lot of catches, any practice is good practicethe vision you have of finding someone and growing with them is a pure fantasy, always has been. you gotta think in terms of numbers now, a soulless as it all is.(or just give up because of the soullessness, this is what i've done)
>>33585037FHe's right
>>33585033Clean your room
>>33585039Obviously I meant when making out, ok?
>>33585043Which one?
>>33585031There's videos of sex from the inside too now, but they're sort of fake. Most put padding inside so you can actually see stuff
>>33585033Tall to women, you need experience plus some women don't care, just saying you're applying to jobs.
>>33585033>>33585045Dating women made clean my room
>>33585046Idk, I've never done that.My first kiss I ever had was French kissing.
>>33585050yeah! i do honestly kind of find those hot, even though it looks uncomfortable for both parties and certainly isn't realistic at all, since you have the camera stuff changing the space...nevertheless, dicks look so happy sliding in and out of vags
I'm not gay, I can just appreciate a beautiful man when I see one.
>>33585053Nice
>>33585034Yeah, when I'm sneaking a kiss in public I'll do it.
>>33585009i wish i could competitively make music with you. the sentiment won't mean much, but it's one with a lot of feeling behind it.
Moid, you have a cold and you keep sniffling. Your gf has or brings a tissue and blows your nose. Would you feel freaked out, disgusted...? Realistically, not a romanticized version.
Can women tell when you are stare at their ass in the grocery store?
>>33585036>>33585061you so cute
>>33585064Idk, I've never had anything like that.I've never had a gf do anything for me.I think I'd like it.
>>33585064what the hell kinda question is that>Moid if you were parched in the desert and your gf brought you a cup of water how disgusted would you be?head ass
>>33585064She blows my nose? How? Kissing me and blowing in my mouth?
>>33585064how are you going to make me blow my nosei might blow my nose into your hand depending on the vibe of the moment, but probably i would just take the tissue and blow.(i'm gonna die alone...)
>>33585066yeah they have ass-vision
>>33585064I would feel very loved and cared for in such a moment
>>33585064kinda gross, don't want her anywhere near my wet boogers, also I can blow my own nose
>>33585075hey, don't talk about my anonymous women like that. their vision is just fine, no ass in it at all. Okay, "buster brown"?
Women really get jealous of men fapping to instagram models when in a relationship, but yet you got grown ass women out here still full on fangirling for band members while in relationships.
>>33585082in women's defense, paying attention to instagram models (or really using instagram at all) is major disgustingt. social media-less moid
>>33585067No you are
>>33585067no you are
>>33585082>women really get jealous of men orgasming while imagining cheating on them with complete nobodies but yet still admire talented musicians that create art millions of people enjoy and bond over
>>33585078>also I can blow my own noseI get a slightly angry sentiment from this, why
>>33585087They literally write shit like "I wish he would choke me" on tiktok or instagram fanedits (which they also sometimes make) That's a normal healthy level of admiration of an artist to you?
>>33585087why is orgasming sacred but pleasure from good music isn'tis a good orgasm less of an art? or is it something that people shouldn't bond over?the women getting jealous with the instagram thing are kinda silly too imo. like it's an e-girl with 0% chance of ever getting with me even if i were willing to just leave someone i'm dating (would never do that btw), what are you jealous of exactly?
>>33585094...and you know that these women have boyfriends, who mind this behavior, and also these women have boyfriends who jerk off to instagram models, AND you know these women mind when their boyfriends jerk off to instagram models... how exactly?
my current romantic situation is seriously so fucked up that I can't even describe it you guys
>>33585099samewell actually i'm just single but yeah
>Head empty>Womb fullwomen, thoughts?
>>33585103Yes
>>33585095masturbation isn't art? lmfao?
>womb full>head full (of thoughts of our nascent family)women, thoughts? o-other than impending motherhood?
>>33585082They get just as assblasted about single incels using porn, for some reason. As if the incels not looking at porn will somehow lead to those women paying attention to the men they purposefully never pay attention to.
>>33585103
>>33585095>the women getting jealous with the instagram thing are kinda silly too imo. like it's an e-girl with 0% chance of ever getting with me even if i were willing to just leave someone i'm dating (would never do that btw), what are you jealous of exactly?You're less likely to get with an artist? Whereas you can actually meet an instagram "model". Also the artists' content is not sexual, egirls, "models" is. So if you think a woman saying he choke me about an artist as a joke is bad, why isn't beating your meat to a girl, watching her 24/7, donating to her, simping for her in her chat... 100000 times worse?
>>33585113Am stealing this pic
>>33585108sex is a absolutely a performance art, even jerking off is. the beauty and eroticism of a person? get real anonnot comparable to music, but that's kind of my point, it is its own dimension of art (and if you don't believe me then i envy you, because you can still be surprised by it and that's a wonderful experience)
Men has trump gotten you a girlfriend yet?
>Omg babe I know I have five posters of this random shirtless band member on my wall and watch fanedits of him daily but don't be so insecure teehee>WTF do you mean you liked another girl's picture on instagram????!! THIS IS LITERALLY CHEATING!
Women,If on the 2nd date you and your date kissed, would you be expecting sex on the 3rd date? If so how disappointed would you be if it didn't happen?
>>33585119Stop being a whinny baby, it'll help your chances of getting a girlfriend.
>>33585117>jerking off is an art
>>33585119more like omg you're watching this egirl 24hours, donating our rent and grocery money to her, masturbating to her, subscribing to her OF, buying her "bath water"Kek, men really will say anything to legitimize their cheating. Also, unless your gf is 17 or something, she won't have boyband posters in your house
>>33584984It’s not that a gamer boy is a bad thing, even if they play Call of Duty. It’s their attitude and emotional behavior. And guys that play pvp games tend to be the worst of those type of people
>>33585122I don't think about early dates as a checklist of milestones and timelines. If it makes sense and feels right to have sex on a third date then it does.In my experience most of the time it's not very ambiguous based on flirting prior to the date where the first time sex happens.
>>33585115well i can't meet with a model, that's kind of my point. also women will absolutely try to fuck content creators they like, just look at that one namefag and her obsession with moist critical...anyway, i don't think women OR men should thirstpost. i think women and men ZERKING OFF to models/artists they like is ultimately harmless and a silly thing to get jealous over. i wouldn't get jealous if my gf talked about her obsession with fucking chris mindfreak or something
>>33585122I don’t want it on third date. I want to wait until we been dating for a while
>>33585117you can argue that porn is art, but not masturbation. cooking is art, but not eating. music is art, but not listening. consumption is not artistry.your next post is 'erm yea so these photoshopped insta models are artists i admire!' but you don't. you're serving a primal need blindly. you're not eating food because it's delicious, you're eating slop because you're hungry. any artistry is lost on you and the creators didn't make it to be appreciated in that way either, which is arguably enough to strip the title of art from it. get fucking real.
>>33585118What counts as that?I guess I technically briefly had one bjt she cheated on me.
>>33585128you've never tried to optimize your pleasure, anon? or had someone introduce something to you that just immediately made getting off a lot better?
>>33585133>welp, we lost. Good jams fellas, catch you on another time.
>>33585137>well i can't meet with a modelyes, you absolutely can meet an instagram model.not reading the rest of your retarded cope.
>>33584857don't call me a bitch, faggot
women would you peep on your bf jerking it?
>>33585147you're talking about optimization. that's science retard.
>>33585130>more like omg you're watching this egirl 24hours, donating our rent and grocery money to her, masturbating to her, subscribing to her OF, buying her "bath water"Simps to that degree are incredibly rare. 99.9% of men masturbate to porn without liking it, commenting on it, sharing it, or interacting with it in anyway. >Kek, men really will say anything to legitimize their cheating. Also, unless your gf is 17 or something, she won't have boyband posters in your houseYou have women in their 30s out here fangirling boy bands and eboys. Womanchild epidemic is real.
>>33585082He won't have the energy to jerk off if we're in a relationship. :)
>>33585148https://youtube.com/shorts/AZacTgmHMnY
>>33585159Think of your children you selfish cunt cow
>>33585141eating isn't the same as cooking, but it's still a skill to master. learning how to discern flavors, broadening your palate, understanding the logic of how different ingredients get put together...masturbating isn't inherently artistic, but you don't think there's artistry in crafting pleasure for yourself? learning what you like, figuring out what feels best, etc? it's fine if you don't but i think we have really different attitudes towards idk feeling good lmaogranted most people probably don't look at getting off as something worth mastering, but i absolutely do because i personally choose to be a happy guy and part of that equation is getting my ROCKS OFF HARD & SOLO
my married coworkers are going to the strip cluband i cant get a gf
>>33585082As a dude you shouldn't be jerking it to porn in a relationship. You should be dumping every single one of your loads into your girl. Looking at porn makes your dick softer when you're fucking her
Weird facts that will blow your mind:We had to invent heart pupils to show female horniness because women are so opaque.
>>33585153Bet
>>33585162Do you honestly think mom's don't fuck? Do you know where children come from, you retarded virgin?
>>33584946>w>Ratchet bitches>McDonald’s parking lot>Cr*cker woman was backing into a parking space too fast while I was opening my door>”Apologized” to my dad who was in the driver’s seat while I got out the other side>Got out to see if there were any scratches with her n*gger friend>”I was about to curse them all the fuck out”>Loud, ratchet cackles
>>33585066>Can women tell when you are stare at their ass in the grocery store?Yeah but they stare at you back and or talk about you to their friends if they have friends.
>>33585164art isn't the same thing as a skill. you're monumentally stupid. i'm not talking to you anymore, shit is giving me the creeps.
>>33585161lolIt happens but that aint me
>>33585156>incredibly rareis that why OF is booming? is that why we have women's bfs queing to fuck some used up OF slut
I'm a disaster so I would never be a good IRL gf but does anyone want a temporary online gf? I don't know if it makes much sense. I just feel lonely. I wish I could talk to somebody and have a bf, even if it's just online. I am 20yo.
>>33585168>he says, posting an image with at least four other visual indicators that the woman is aroused other than her pupils
>>33585174No this is a recording of you
women do you like ear play?
>>33585182This is a recording of me
>>33585180Like what? The ears? Girls don't have ears
>>33585185Uh no? Leave my waxy canals alone.
>>33585170Okay you washed up mega walrus
>>33585173fyi mincing semantics doesn't make you smart or superior. there's nothing about getting yourself off that doesn't follow the same grind that learning how to create, well, anything else does. it's more antisocial, i guess, but is a painter that burns his paintings after he completes theme all not an artist?you have no argument.
>>33585193not the canal. I mean like the ear appendage
>>33585179>I would never be a good IRL gfWhy not?
>>33585136>>33585140thanks for your responses, I feel a bit less anxious now
Hello, precious fems, atogan angels.
>>33585202I am really depressed. I also do not know how to fuck.
>>33585179Yeah I would enjoy that I'm pretty lonely too.
>>33584755are u the labubu anon
>>33585211Yesh T_T
>>33585066>Can women tell when you are stare at their ass in the grocery store?Genuinely, yes.
>>33585207>I also do not know how to fuck.Women literally dont need to do anything besides act enthusiastic
>>33585179its funny that random named e-girls will get millions of replies just by saying hi, but an e-girl literally offers virtual companionship (supposedly temporary but both her and i know she wouldn't break up), to crickets. i do not get this general sometimes.you shouldn't let your loneliness drive your behavior btw you're gonna end up in a bad situation and become even more of a disaster
>>33584946FClothes I ordered came in the wrong size for the second time.
>>33585190Nice, here is more footage I found if you https://youtube.com/shorts/-l4IX9V56YA
>>33585208Ok how do I contact you?
>>33585215What... I said I would enjoy it.
>>33585205*demon noises*
>>33585212are u reala labubu festival ? bringing a custom labubu ?? no shame on u but anon .. ( ;´ - `;)
women can i play bongos on your butt?
Haha wtf I have actually got a thread crush now, how embarrassing...
>>33585222>>33585219No capital letters though idk if that would mess it up
>>33585226Who? Give me all the tea right NOW
>>33585130Only arabs and indians living in the literal middle east subscribe and donate rent. Everyone else is pirating her shitty cellulite booty pics on the regular websites hosted in Seychelles and Kazakhstan, that everyone knows about.
>>33585205*trots away with clip clop noises*>>33585226who ?
>>33585225i guesssss
>>33585224Yeah I am real I'm just weird, it's not a festival it's a rave which is probably worse.
>>33585230I don't really know them, I just know they know me!! Which I guess shows how low my standards are, how sad is that?
>>33585217This is actually more footage of me
women can i rub my dick on every inch of your body?
>>33585235Having a crush is fun, not sadTurn that frown upside down anon
>>33585237
>>33585234oh raves r coolbut why labubus ? theyre kinda ugly n overrated v.v u should get smitskis instead !!
>>33585238That seems a bit excessive and time consuming to be honest
>>33585242Okay clown, I will turn this frown upside down, but only because you asked nicely. Besides, having a crush is fun, but attention starvation is not!
>>33585235Also, I remembered I have the perfect meme for your situation
>>33585197saying 'you have no argument' doesn't make it true. you turn my stomach like curdled milk. you're the worst kind of bumbling idiot. the kind who thinks he's clever.oh, and you have no argument. (that's a free garnish, i guess.)
>>33585248Good boy
women do you get smegma under your clit hood?
>>33585064heart-warming gesture. "nank u"
>>33585252No? The fuck
>>33585247is that a no, though?
>>33585235Give more detail?
>>33585257Anon I don't Even know u Why would I Want your ppAll over me
>>33585260I'm your bf, wdym?
>>33585250still don't see an argument but listen bygones and all that, i don't fap to instagram models or even use instagram so i really don't have a horse in that, but i think your idea of what art is is a bit limited in its dimensions which is fine but combined with your hostile attitude it is BORRRRRRRRRRRINGGGGGGGGG
I'm horny!
>>33585263wooow so romanthicc
>>33585264lol. sure.
>>33585270>romanthicchow do you know about my juicy ass?
MenI don't mind if a guy is a virgin/sexually inexperienced. It does bother me when they lean too much into the "uwu i'm sooo shy i'm sooo nervous i can't even go outside by myself" shtick. Why is that so prevalent with Gen Z? It's obnoxious
>>33585272juicy ass on men is one of the deadly sins
>>33585191You clearly have autism
>>33585269back of the line, buddy
>>33585269Hi horny, I'm mommy!
>>33585274Commies locked them home for 2 years
>>33585249Did you just make this rn? lmao>>33585258I don't have the details, I must have left their file in my filing cabinet, drat...>>33585251RELAX!
>>33585255I have unironically posted about this once ITT
women would you date a man who's parents hit him as a child?
>>33585271still curdling, love?
>>33585274Who the fuck is leaning into it, fucking retard? Every man is told to larp as a Chad because foids will get the ick if the guy admits he's inexperienced.
>>33585285Depends, how did that impact his personality?
>>33585285I would only date a man whose parents hit him as a child
>>33585276>juicy ass on menif having a dumpy is wrong, i dont wanna be right
>>33585283Beast
>>33585274It's because they're so bad at interpersonal relationships, especially in terms of romance and attraction, that all they can think of doing is going all-in on the innocence appeal. It's an easy option to go for, and they're lazy.
>>33585281So was I and I can still act like an adult
>>33585292[blocked]
Where do I find young orthodox jewesses sexually curious of much older uncricumcised goyim men to try cervical penetration with?
>>33585235Are you "not very ugly" anon?
>>33585278Nah. >>33585279I like gentle femdom, but the idea of calling someone "mommy" is cringeworthy and gross.
>>33585297NY sewer system
>>33585274Idk, its my mental illness
Question for femanons:I (M) started a new job, and there's this cute girl who kind of goes out of her way to say hi to me most days, (hopefully that doesn't sound douchey), even though we don't work together directly, and are on opposite sides of the building. Do you think she could be interested?
>>33585295Sounds like you need a millenial man
>>33585274>Why is that so prevalent with Gen Z?Male culture not doing so good right now
>almost 2 months without sexI'm hella touch starved
>>33585302There's only jewish orhtodox men there, I checked
>>33585310Nigga im 27 and have never been touched by a woman...
Guys I just got back home and I am too drunk to play anything.Rocket League, PUBG or anything else.What should I do?
>>33585274give them a break imo, they grew up in the most antisocial era in human history while simultaneously coming out of an extremely extroverted culture (one which is still prevalent i'd argue)it's a hard thing not to have a complex about being inexperienced, though at this point my shtick is more like frank reynolds or charlie kelly than uwu shy boyt. smelly old virgin supreme
>>33585313sleep
>>33585313PUBG PUBG PUBG
>>33585313put my pillow cases on my pillows.please.
>>33585311Bad news anon, those were the young women you saw...
>>33585304Be professional, move on
>>33585294Spot on, I wish they'd try something different or better yet, developing themselves. That shtick is so unappealing I cannot express it enough>>33585306I think you're right sadly. Millennial men are whores though if they can get women>>33585315>they grew up in the most antisocial eraSO DID I. No one's giving me a fucking break!
>>33585300Is that a specific person? I WOULD consider myself not very ugly, I'm not sure if I've ever been the "not very ugly" anon though
Send me your horniness energy!!!!
>>33585297>cervical penetrationDoes this actually feel good?
>>33585304Make some small talk with her and see
>>33585324Ok
>>33585237People disliked that Artyom didn't talk, but it makes for a better experience. Anna doesn't expect him to reply, doesn't judge him for the things he hasn't said. There's this unspoken understanding between them sometimes.
>>33585324no, you homoonly girls get to see that
>>33585322nobody is giving you a break, so don't give anybody else a break? kinda brutal, no? :P but i'm giving you a break anon, i don't judge your antisocialness, as long as you don't have the "lol i'm adulting, gosh adulting is so hard" trait, you're just fine imo
>>33585324I'll send you a letter
WomenSay you're in a sexual relationship with a guy, and you don't cum from PiV. If he offers to get you off with his hands or mouth (as he has done so before, and it didn't even take too long), why might you reject him? Assume that hygiene is not an issue, and that you're not on your period or anything. Why would you choose to just have PiV sex (from which you don't orgasm) instead of letting the guy get you off first?
>>33585323Ok nvm then sorry
>>33585334Because sometimes I simply don't feel like having an orgasm.
>>33585310I really feel for you, man. I went just over a month without sex recently, and the loneliness was torture. I've had sex twice this past week, though, so I'm feeling good at the moment.
>>33585331When did I say i'm not giving anyone else a break? Work on your reading comprehension. The level of patience I'm required to give without getting any back is the issue. I've been trying to date and it's been a sordid experience that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy
>>33585324You're too late, I already fapped.
>>33585334Several reasonsI'm not actually in the mood to have sex, but since he wants to I will let him use my body as a masturbation tool
>>33585324It's contained, not releasing it.
>>33585336real?
I did it.I finally put my pillow cases back on. My bed is fully re-assembled.
>>33585334Having an orgasm is hard work. Sometimes I can't be bothered.
>>33585345Yes, really.
>>33585346Good job anon!
>>33585336Even when you still want to have sex? Maybe it's because I'm a guy, but I can't wrap my head around it. If you're going to be having a sexual encounter regardless, why would you choose one that didn't include an orgasm for yourself?
>>33585338just did an analysis: my reading comprehension was above average for your posts. my diagnosis: be a more patient person.(also welcome to dating in modern industrial society, it's not pleasant but hey at least you were saved from being a housewife)
Are pushups enough to build pecks? going to a gym isnt very possible rn
>>33585334just because i didn't finish doesn't mean my horny is still on the rise. i can peak and then go into a descent where my body is calming down without actually climaxing, and if i'm 50% down, suddenly getting going again kinda would suck. like swimming upstream.
>>33585354I am a patient person. You don't know me and save the passive aggressiveness, it's unbecoming of you
>>33585353Yes, even then. Sometimes I enjoy the physical intimacy, the unresolved arousal and him being horny without feeling any desire to push myself over the edge.
>>33585355Sure if you are actually putting strain in the muscle. I forgot the actual name for it
>>33585356What if the guy is specifically wanting to get you off before sex?
>>33585355Can you get a weight vest?
>>33585350So is women orgasm a high effort thing? Do you need like your whole attention for it?
>>33585355build? you'd have to do like an hour a day of nothing but pushups, unrealisticbut if you just do some every day you'll have a pump so they will look bigger, same thing with crunches for abs
>>33585358anon, i'm not being aggressive actively or passively, or at least i'm not trying to be ;_;
>>33585360Huh. I still don't get it, but I guess it's something I just have to accept, as difficult as that is.
>>33585365then he should have done it before he orgasmed and spent like fifteen seconds doing nothing to stimulate me?
I like the little saggy skin area where the boob connect to rest of the body.
>>33585374Okay, well, that has nothing to do with my question.
>>33585380Me too bro
>>33585217damn he's good
>>33585231pls kys everyone knows you're full of shitlike we didn't see the men queing to fuck that OF whore, arabs my ass
>>33585382yes it does? are you expecting the first answer to change just because you want it to?
>>33585310Hi, femanon.Aren't there guys trying to rizz you up?
>>33585316lol no it aint even midnight yet.>>33585317yeah I killed three niggas in a round and then was like ok that's enough.>>33585319My pillows are nice as fuck, the fuck are you gonna do with that combo!?
GenderWhat do you think about eyebags?
Moids: how much does your dick decide who you fall in love with? For eg, a woman who doesn't sleep with you until marriage vs one who doesFemanons: how much does your vagina decide who you fall in love with? For eg, a decent guy who's not all that good at sex vs a less decent guy who's very good at sex
>>33585304Her being polite doesn't give you an excuse to sexually harass her.
>>33585064Thanks for the tissue, but I can hold it myself when I blow my nose.Or did you mean she "blows" my nose, as in she sucks it? That's weird and gross.
>>33585396f, i have them, i hate them, i want to cut them off of my fucking face, skin shouldn't exist it should be indestructible and unchanging forever, i wish i was made of immortal plastic.
>>33585387Were they actually paying or was it a free "opportunity"?What I can tell you about OF content in general is that guys have grown suspicious of being scammed, because a great many girls are actually scamming or using a scummy agency. I don't think rational people send indiscriminate amounts of money anymore, not on OF. Maybe on Twitch, though.
>>33585396>Gender>What do you think about eyebags?MThey're kinda cute on women
>>33585398i've never fallen in love and i've never had sex so i really don't know
>>33585404same
>>33585404I would kiss your eye bags.
>>33585324>Send me your horniness energy!!!!I can't, I'm working...
Where my femanon at?She sleeping?
>>33585404if you're rested you don't have eye bags, stop getting plapped all night every night.
>>33585407I agree, its kinda cute
>>33585416>if you're rested you don't have eye bags, stop getting plapped all night every night.I'm intentionally keeping her up because I think they're cute
>>33585410i look like this irl, ngl.
>>33585416chewing gum flavored C4 plastic that i remotely detonate imploding your fucking skull and splattering your brain all over the walls (lowering your IQ by five)
>>33585195Can't imagine a cattier existence not being employed and not petting cats rn.Byeeee
>>33585367nta it depends on the girl. for me i could have a half assed orgasm in a few minutes or a drawn out more intense one. and vaginal orgasms are a totally different thing and different sensation
What type of girl likes shyer, nerdy guys?Who should I be looking for?
>>33585420bald-chan?
It's still August and I just went to the store and saw Halloween and Christmas shit out already.Which brings me to ask, how much do you like the holidays?
>>33585422>lowering your IQ by fiveplease don't, I wish to remain above 70
>>33585429you can't have negative IQ anon...
>>33585406They were lining up to fuck her for free. Look up lily philips and bonnie blue, because there were two.Plus it doesn't have to be "indiscriminate amounts of money", the amount plies up. A subscription here, 10 dollars here, 50 dollars there... Nevertheless some do sent copious amounts: amouranth got 70k from one simp when she made that bs about being abused.There's a reason OF accounts are everywhere now. It's successful. There was a teacher who mae OF, started making 8k a week, quit her job. Lil tay made 1 million in 3 hours on her 18th birthdaySo: someone is paying to watch this and it's not women
>>33585396meh. don't love em but what is a boy supposed to do? oh, you mean on women? i don't really notice them>>33585398well i'm not led around much by my dick (t. virgin 30 years) but i would be apprehensive about a relationship that expects sex quickly or wants to wait a long time. the latter is more preferable, i guess, but mostly i need enough time to get comfortable enough with them to fuck while also not delaying bonding until marriage (which is a tad too late imo)
>>33585424Cat came to sniff the shoes and you're distracting it.
>>33585430watch me
>>33585433plies up*
>>33585390I'm a man but hi -.-
>>33585441GAY
I gave a white girl a piece of cheese and she loves me. Other men, why don't you just try harder?
>>33584926I don't know? Because the universe is a great big deterministic game of billiards? And if not that then because of RNG?
>>33585401>Or did you mean she "blows" my nose, as in she sucks it? That's weird and gross.Men & their pornbrain. Like why would she need a tissue... Nevermind.
>>33585396M I have terrible eye bags. More sleep hasn’t helped. I probably look stupid
Femanons, do (You) look like Ciara Eliza Horan?
>>33585452who
Okay, well I've met my work quota so I'm going to go get lunch and get blasted before playing vidya with the boys this evening. See ya anons and thread crushes! and thread crushers, if there are any. And a shout out to JH too, why not?
>>33585447>Because the universe is a great big deterministic game of billiards?Bro doesn't Heisenberg>And if not that then because of RNG?That's a little better
>>33585064I remember my GF absentmindedly tucking me in when I was laying down to take a nap. She was super embarrassed over "babying" me, but I couldn't imagine why. Unless it's to the point of wanting to wipe my ass for me, anything a woman wants to do for me is more than welcome.
Ladies do you have any plans for this weekend?
would you give an ear massage and really crunch up the tunnels and cartilige if asked
>>33585404Being fleeting is what makes youth precious. Enjoy what you have while you can instead of stressing yourself out about what you've already lost. It was never possible for you to have the knowledge and awareness to live your life perfectly back when your skin was still perfect, so instead you must be satisfied by living a good enough life while your skin is still good enough.PS your eyebags are cute in my eyes. My you-image cannot replace your self-image but maybe you can take at least a little solace that my you-image is quite beautiful.
>>33585426>What type of girl likes shyer, nerdy guys?Oh, Anon...>Who should I be looking for?Are you a lucid dreamer?
>>33585457My brother is hosting a family pizza party tomorrow but other than that, no, just chilling and doing some laundry. What about you?
>>33585457Shopping.
>>33585433>They were lining up to fuck her for free. Look up lily philips and bonnie blue, because there were two.They kind of look like the Bogdanoffs if I squint.>So: someone is paying to watch this and it's not women>The average OnlyFans user spends very little per month, with a 2025 study [OnlyGuider] showing that nearly 96% of subscribers pay nothing, and only 4.2% of subscribers spend money. However, among the paying subscribers, the average spending per creator is approximately $48.52.I reckon most girls make little money and we hear of the most successful cases because OF is clever enough to invest their marketing budget on high profile cases. And from what I can tell, a lot of the creators actually spend little time on the platform, a few months perhaps. Even if they do make money, they don't make it consistently or for long periods of time.
>>33585455sorry buddy, it's 2025 and the universe is continuous. deal w/it
>>33585457>Ladies do you have any plans for this weekend?either a lesbian threesome or foursome, depending on if the last chick flakes.
>>33585464>>33585468Tf are these moid hands?
>>33585464>ShoppingWhat for?
>>33585458I would give a gf intense ear massages if I could do it while putting on a Star Trek Ferengi voice and calling it "oo-mox".
>>33585461I'm going to visit my aunt and uncle that I haven't seen in a few months might even see if I can turn it into a small family reunion.
Men, why are you type A?
>>33585469I'm the first one, and yeah. I answered because my wife and I are going shopping tomorrow, so it's technically true that a lady plans on going shopping this weekend.
>>33585469uh.. pretty sure they're all cis? i guess i'll find out for sure soon enough.
>>33585473my parents fault
>>33585473why is the question always "why are you this way" and never "why did society do to make you this way"?
>>33585476You just wanted to make sure the stereotype gets reinforced. How cringe you are. I bet the shopping isn't even something just for her but like groceries and stuff you need for projects around the house. Gross behavior.
Does any femanon want to go to the Fantasy Filmvestival in Germany with me?
>>33585478>>33585479>women never take any responsibility REEEEEEEE Ok
>>33585482whah?
>>33585480We're also buying more clothes for our daughter, but yeah.
>>33585466they spend on streamers. not to mention little or not, if it's a large number, they make decent bucksfrankly, anon, at this day an age it takes good will and self control for a woman not to go the easy road and plaster her ass all over the internet. we all need the extra cash, even if we're not becoming millionaires out of that.
>>33585473Not my fault, as you can clearly see from the drawing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqSHMvttB6EWho's cringe?Who's based?
>>33585484lmfao such a based response. unfun childless wenches like >>33585480, be gone!
>>33585473I think I'm retarded I don't get what this image is trying to say
>>33585469What's wrong with shopping? This weekend has the last big discounts until November. You don't like to save money?
>>33585484Yeah. Sometimes why make it sound like a silly aaah wasteful woman that just spends her weekend buying more shoes and bags she doesn't need? I hope she divorces you and your daughter grows up to hate you for being such a disingenuous faggot.
>>33585428I like Christmas but Halloween only serves to remind that I will NEVER have a goth gf
>>33585468Stardew knows how to party
>>33585490It is like instead of embracing like and rolling with it, you try to control it and get angry. Something like that
>>33585456i guess it revealed a fetish of hers? i don't want to baby you tho, i just want to occasionally be gentle to you.
>>33585493Are you angry at Anon or are you angry at the world? Take a chill pill and speak with your therapist.
>>33585486Women have an inherent tendency towards whoring out, it seems. Men and people in general aren't financially competent. It's a zero sum game. Women get richer but spend it all on trash, men become a little poorer but 50 dollars isn't going to make or break the chances of getting married and reproducing.
>>33585493Your jimmies are ruffled over a single-word reply on 4chan, and that's pretty embarrassing.
>>33585490There are two kinds of people: those with loaded guns and those who dig
>>33585498Nah, it's not a fetish. I think she just has a strong maternal instinct. In any case, yeah, such gestures are more than welcome.
>>33585502What is you're type A, but also a complete failure?
>>33585500We ended to the conclusion that it's all women's fault. On 4chan? No way! Shocker that you think women are mainly to blame.Buddy, men are proving they LOVE whores, no matter how much they cry they want virgin wives
>>33584391>the foamy oneFemanon...
>>33585504>isif*
>>33585496Oh. I'm definitely retarded
>>33585503Then why was she embarrassed?I'm only going off what you said kek
>>33585505Men are also quite horny with no outlet. This is a little difficult to understand for people who are sexually active by default.
>>33585505I like whores there should be more of them
>>33585509I think she was worried about emasculating me? It doesn't matter. It was cute.
>>33585453>Ciara Eliza Horan>whoShe's a former femanon. She has pics if you google her name.
>>33585502I'm type A only in the sense of being achievement orientedI don't really compete and I'm only aggressive in the sense of wanting shit to get done because I care
>>33585511Ah yes. Men should be understood, women condemned. Makes sense.
>>33585507smell em
>>33585511>men are quite horny/more horny than women>women why won't you have sex with us>but women are still more sexually active than menhuh?
>>33585452NoDo you think she really died
>>33585514Or that could be the version you want to believe, because it means she thinks you're such a man kekDon't pay attention to me. I'm tired and sometimes I like being annoying
>>33585502I think the only one that fits me is achievement oriented. I don't think the other stuff matches from either type.
>>33585448Ah, I blew it.
>>33585527>No>Do you think she really diedI heard she faked it, but I'm not sure.
thread crush living in my head rent free
>>33582691Women, what does ovulation feel like?
>>33585346
>>33585538Like my vagina has a cold. So fucking mucusy.
>>33585532That blows :p
>>33585498Why only gentle occasionally?
>>33585538It's the only thing that makes me want a man in my life. I feel a strong urge to be close to a man and want his warmth and scent despite being a moid hater. Biology is evil
>>33585455Either way, I don't have free will.
>>33585543haha
>>33585538MExactly what do we feel all the time because we are fertile every day?
>>33585473I'm definitely not Type A.
>>33585520No, I'm just suggesting that you're too harsh on an issue that doesn't affect you.>>33585523With other people, should've mentioned. When the doctor asks if you're sexually active, masturbation doesn't count.
>>33585540That makes it sound pretty bad>>33585543Does it make you nicer to men?
>>33585541Your blowing this out of proportion.
>>33585551Just because I hate men doesn't mean i'm mean to them outside of online anonymously. I just don't date or have sex with any and abstain despite the urges
>>33585548Oh, then I guess you're not a real man.
>>33585459i'd rather be pretty forever than 'precious' for a few years. precious is nothing. it's just a nice word for scarce.
>>33585554So you're permanently volcel?
>>33585557Definitely not a real Scotsman.
>>33585542Because a marriage isn't a nursery :pTbh, because you and I need some grit to live in the world. We can't be sweet and lovey dovey babying each other all day every day. Plus, it wouldn't work when you need to put your foot down on this thing or the other. So we can be soft to each other occasionally then go about our day as two adults. Affection can be shown in other ways too, aside from being babied. It can be shown in respect, being considerate, listening etc
>>33583142Not just the women around me, but women online, in the media, at work, everywhere.
>>33585558You are scarce. A few decades with you is all I'll ever have, and then it's over. If we had to deal with Forever then we might grow tired of each other eventually, but with only such a short time I can promise to be devoted until the end.
>>33585560Yeah. Unless I meet the right man which I highly doubt, I'm fine dying volcel.
What are you reading rn atoga?How do we encourage women to read more do every male bookworm can find a similar gf?
>>33585504>>33585518>>33585531It's a spectrum
Good night, I hate women.
>>33585564You are weak. I wouldn't grow tired of my wife even after tree(tree(3)) years.
>>33585571>Good nightBut you have insomnia?
>>33585549>No, I'm just suggesting that you're too harsh on an issue that doesn't affect you.So your final argument is "what do you care"? Kek. It does affect us all. For one thing, it objectifies women. Second it's becoming the norm (means other women get judged compared to egirls/OF women).Third it valorizes women selling their body and makes sex and the body a commodity...But you've moved the goalpost and I should stop indulging you.
>>33585428I like halloween because I am a goth gf.Christ's birthday is fake.
>>33585565What would the right man look like? Profeminist?
>>33585566Don't abuse your children, folks.Child abuse is bad, so don't do it.
>>33585577The right man? It's hard to say, listing qualities would be weird since that's now how people work. Also any man that calls himself a feminist is lying and a manipulator that can't be trusted.
>>33585552I'm just blowing off some steam
>>33582723Foids try not to make themselves extremely easy to hate challenge (impossible).
>>33585571Isn't it the middle of the afternoon in burger land?
goodnight, i hate men
>>33585585We probably deserve it. I'm sorry.
>>33585564and they say romance is dead.
>>33585585Based, good night anon.
>>33585566The Grass is Singing
>>33585473neither of those are correct. life doesn't put you in a happiness box
Chat, ya'll agree?
>>33585585We hate you too.
>>33585585Good night <3
>>33585580I'm going to have to blow off this contest of wits.
>>33585585Goodnight, sweetheart. Sleep well.
>>33585591What a guy
>>33585579>Also any man that calls himself a feminist is lying and a manipulator that can't be trusted.That's why I specified "pro feminist."A guy calling himself a femininst is kind of like calling oneself a genius. Saying it basically negates it.
>>33585595Okay, we'll let it blow over, then :p
>>33585585still seething? night <3
how do you have sex on a loft bed?
>>33585591dunno, he seems kinda sus
>>33585606Carefully.
Biggest male fantasy is possessive women but that's literally impossible to find these days, girls are too fickle and emotionally unable to lay claim to a man
>>33585547>M>Exactly what do we feel all the time because we are fertile every day?Like I desperately need to be inside a women. Like I'm dying of hunger, and only she can sate me.
>>33585607>moids are retards before 28Based tho
Please, anybody?PUBG on PC duos...?
>>33585591If the dumbest person can understand what you said, so can everyone else.
>>33585601I am a woman that wouldn't feel comfortable calling myself feminist, I would say I'm pro-woman. If a guy is pro-woman I see that as a plus. A guy calling himself anti-feminist though is a red flag.
>>33585585Need some fat cock spooning your ass?
>>33585613Kill yourself for your shit taste.
This is peak female form sorry ladies
>>33585615>I am a woman that wouldn't feel comfortable calling myself feministDo you feel that you need to be an activist in order to rightfully call yourself a feminist?
>>33585575They objectify themselves and it's their world now, they can change it if they want. Blaming men for everything was going to stop working at a certain point.
How do we protect m'ladies from deranged incel rapists?
>>33585623Imagine eating her out while she drinks beer
State gender:Thoughts on Italian music?https://youtu.be/BkIXFIlBjUQ
>>33585628>Imagine eating her out while she drinks beerWOULD
>>33585620uwu so edgy
>>33585631Man, I wish mean tomboy dommies were real I'd be soft clay in their hands
>>33585635Unfortunately all the ones with that aesthetic are butch dykes.
>>33585575Basically, tho:you: I can't resist slutting myself out for cash! stop it! stop making me!men: ok but you're hot, we are horny, show bouncing ok penii, I susbscribeyou: *scrambled brain, dripping pussy, frantically googling how much girls make, forgetting all about allegedly being affected and compared to literal pornstars*>>33585486>we all need the extra cash, even if we're not becoming millionaires out of that.Nuff said.
>>33585603Thanks for the amusement. *blows you a kiss*
Women do you look like this?
>>33585623Pits
>>33585613Play solo.
Men, why do you insist on showing women the mattress where the most heinous act of rape you've ever committed occurred... and then asking them to sign it in sharpie?
Men, do you look like this?
>>33585625No, I have some internalized misogyny due to how other women have treated me. I want good things for women, but I've never been accepted by other women and have seen very nasty sides of them.
>>33585647No, I’m just fat and balding
Women is this why you're into height differences?
>>33585627Incels are not rapists. In the worst case scenario they're just mass shooters.
>>33585644I did twice.My linux shitter friend watched me.
Holy sex>21 Now I feel old....
>>33585651No, that's trannies
>>33585647Yes
>all the women in these threads left.It's just us, bros....
>>33585651Incel attitudes and incel ideology are literally preludes to rape the same way that someone getting involved in Neo nazi shit is the prelude to them mass murdering minorities.
>>33585655>Buying into the psyop about trans mass shootersAww, it's retarded!
Women, would you let a guy go down on you while you drink, or watch videos, or do some other leisurely activity?
>>33585661>can't recognize clear patternsSpeak for yourself, brainlet.
>>33585657you guys are jerking off to each other, why would i intervene
>>33585664NO PLEASE COME BACK I'M SO LONELY
>>33585657Off to the lake house with their tall, rich, white boyfriends for the long weekend.>feelsbadman.jpg
>>33585662probably yeah
>>33585663You're the kind of retard that historically thought all Jews were traitors and spies or that all gypsies kidnapped babies. Eat shit.
>>33585667Atoga is tall and white...
>>33585606>how do you have sex on a loft bed?Those kill people
>>33585396MUnattractive.
>>33585645Men's territory is marked by the women.
>ywn have a gf this sexy and hotIt's making me feel suicidal, how do I cope knowing I'm growing older every second and missing out
>>33585642Muscly woman legs and bare feet are part of what made my Summer great. So many thick calves and muscly foot soles to whack off to.
>>33585647Fucking hell what is that abomination
>>33585669Neat! It's a big fantasy of mine.
Women how would you feel if for your birthday your boyfriend gifted you a 200$ refurbished Lenovo Thinkpad©?
Oh gosh.Please!Noooo!Ok, but state your gender what you want to watch with the on a first date?
>>33585679That's what your child will look like when you eventually have one.
>>33585671Not even remotely true.Trans identification is obviously a sign of mental illness and has been since the concept was invented. It should be treated that way, and the only reason it isn't is because we've let a bunch of delusional people tell us all what to think.
>>33585679That's men, why are you a hater?
>>33585677they probably lesbos...
>>33585683Anon, slow the fuck down and check your posts before you post them.
>>33585685Someone having a different gender identity than you isn't harming you in any way. Your only "anti-trans argument" is BUT I DON'T LIKE IT. And then scapegoating as a post-hoc justification for your bias. Which is a stupid way to think.
>>33585688Hey, all that is missing is "the date"!
>>33585690Anon I get you but you're yelling into the void. Just know you're not the only one who isn't totally retarded in this thread.
>>33585690It's OK, you're still wrapped up in the delusion. Maybe one day you'll get out of it.
>>33585683Thomas the Engine
>>33585677>huge blob tattoo on the stomachWhat a fucking retard. I would ban all foids from getting tattoos.
>>33585684Please don't curse my bloodline>>33585686I'm a man and I definitely don't look like that
>>33585687She has a boyfriend
>>33585681Can I use your pc for games anon
>>33585691Ok, but state your gender what you want to watch with the the date on a first date?
>>33585698lesbians settle down with men and it seems like she's old.
>>33585699Yes as long as it's not an intensive 3D game. Thinkpads tend to have okay-ish CPUs and good RAM but cheap integrated GPUs.
>>33585699You have to own your own PC so that we can play co-op.
>>33585700One of those Hallmark romantic movies about a woman from the big city finding love in a small town with a hard working hunk.
>>33585683M24hr Lemans
Women thoughts on Italian men?
>>33585699sure! just uhhh don't click on the folder named "module" please
>>33585701She's 21-26 but I she might be roiding. Still would date
>>33585641I must admit I'm blown away by your indomitable spirit to not fold to the last minute :p*kiss right back at you*
>>33585704>the the
>>33585698Literally who?
>>33585703*stares at 2003 gpu* looks like my gaming days are over frens.
>>33585712AkemySama on Twitter.Same girl as >>33585623
>>33585709If we talk modern things, it would be Weapons.Less modern, the Big Lebowski.>>33585704Forgot the "NTA".
>>33585716>Anon, slow the fuck down and check your posts before you post them.
Who's the hottest Lesbian in the world?
>>33585707Are you asking this because you're Italian
women do you taste precum during bjs?
>>33585718Michelle Rodriguez
>>33585719....No.........
>>33585714Miscommunication. I thought>Can I use your pc for games anonmeant a PC that belongs to someone who isn't you.Anon gifted a ThinkPad to you. It's yours now. Give in to your inner cat and claim ownership.
>>33585707he’s so hot…
Do any other Millennimal Animals miss being a child at the turn of the millennium and your only care in the world being reading magazine interviews with N'Sync and Britney Spears on the bus during school field trips?
in your opinion what’s the best sex position and why
>>33585726Mainstream entertainment is gross, I was reading Mad Magazine.
So this is what incels in 2025 want huh
>>33585727>the best sex positionThe Brace Position
>>33585730I'm an incel and this isn't what I want.
Why are women so retarded?
>>33585730Indeed.
>>33585718Kristen Stewart
>>33585727prone because i'm lazy
>>33585681Uh. For my child right? Because, I already own a PC.
>>33585710I'm giving up for real this time. I just want you to know that you made me smile.
>>33585724Ok. Let me find a good blanket and I’ll nap on it later.
>>33585736I like being prone because it reminds me of when I would regularly get pinned to the ground and anally raped in my youth. It brings back comforting memories of being restrained and sodomized.
>>33585730I wish she would hit and bruise me
>>33585683>what you want to watch with the on a first date?Enhance
I shouldn't have posted Akemy in this thread I ruined that guy's life.
>>33585681I can never use the red mouse thing
>>33585727Varies based on the girl. Some orgasm easier with clitoral stimulation, others prefer vaginal (G-spot) stimulation. Different positions work best for each.
genderhow was your day? mine was fine, despite an obese african woman fouling up my workplace with her godawful excrement
>>33585707He's part italian enough.
>>33585747Women can tell.
>>33585747You don't have to. You barely notice it if you don't use it.
>>33585753Kind of like your private parts.
>>33585748Lil bro's really gonna pretend he knows about sex.
>>33585750Blue do you realize how psychotic you sound posting the same fucking guy every time? Get some different crushes at least.
>>33585749I had a bowl of rice veggies and uncooked fish for dinner. It was good.
>>33585756At least she's demonstrating the ability to be faithful.
>>33585746I was already ruined by a more slender girl who looked like that, or two if were being honest
>>33585756I'm fine being psychotic. No, I will not get more crushes. I'm fine with the one right now.
>>33585749F my boyfriend said he might be able to tell me what game he’s coding for soon
>>33585760Pale with sharp features, eep brunette or black hair, a pixie cut, good muscles, a dark color palette in the wardrobe? That is a classic winning combination.
>>33585757i read that as 'bowel of rice' at first. guess i'm still stuck on that titanic african shit
>>33585717I agree and we should get into boat for landing, do you too?
>>33585764Yes but hair was white or red
I hate men so much. But I love their dicks too. Moids, I'm gonna rape you.
>>33585739Aww, thanks anon <3It was fun ^^
>>33585763oh, this was the loser boyfriend you were thinking of leaving because of his leeching off you and general directionlessness, no?
>>33585766I think you just invented some kind of sausage.
>>33585770Hasn't these recent posts reignited your trust in men?
i need some sausage to stuff me
>>33585763I can tell you what game he's coding for. I have it right here in my post. Here it comes, the game is after this colon:
>>33585770>>33585776Kill yourself.
>>33585775I've been out of these threads for a few days. Are moids being good for once?
>>33585774german-chinese fusion sausage
>>33585780You tell me
>>33585779Too late, I'm flicking my bean over the thought of shoving your dick inside me without your consent.
>>33585779i should kms for being horny? not my fault im ovulating
>>33585620>(You)Fuck me how is my taste shit.>>33582910I have paid for plenty which is fine.
and i sawa million fireflieswithin your eyesand i hated itbecause it was a reflection of meand i knewtwo truthsone inside me and one inside youthat you have a chanceand i never had onewhich is something i decidedand keep decidingevery dayevery moment and every afternoonso I know at least thisI cant help myselfI cant help myselfso is there a chance?someone else could be the oneto change this worldto unmuck this drainand finally stop the madnessthe horrorthe pain and sufferingthe clogging disgusting moss and rot and chitteringdirty glass that shards its way into everything and everyoneso I know at least thisthere are boxes made out of something we dont seethere are lines that I cannot make outand it grows closer to each other each dayand we fight over something that is drying upand we give the things we fight overto himto itto themto himto xerto finalto dis
>>33585772No that’s not me. He’s a game developer and his company has a deal with some big video game franchise but at least as a few months ago it wasn’t official or something like that so it’s a big secret.
how to cope with the fact that women will never prefer me?
>>33585790what’s wrong w you
Do women still like Ghostface?
>>33585790Start playing gacha
>>33585792You mean the Scream movies? They're fine I guess.
>>33585790i don't know, go see if the israelis will let you volunteer in Gaza or something and then you can at least be glad you're not dying of hunger or something.
>>33585795I will make YOU scream.
>>33585791i have no desirable features>>33585793meh
>>33585770oh no that would be horrible haha no you don't want my above average penis inside you lady haha
>>33585798what are those “desirable” features
>>33585796There are volunteer programs where you can do task monkey shit on an Israeli military base for a week, but they're not going to send you to Gaza.
>>33585623she has nice armpits but she has tattoos which is a deal breaker
>>33585770>Moids, I'm gonna rape you.God, I wish.
WomenI don’t know if I asked this before, but is a pasties fetish a weird fetish? Like if your man said to you, that he had that fetish, would you be weirded out?
So lemme get this straught, most women can fit any dick size, as long as they're "in the mood" and "well-prepared?" Being that they can fit a whole baby and all.I'm 18cm and kind of concerned about it.
>>33585770You leave my shrimp dick alone!
>>33585746who
approaching image limit (according to faq poster standards)>>33585811>>33585811>>33585811
>>33585807I remember once for Thanksgiving I shoved the entire Thanksgiving turkey up my now-ex gf's pussy and masturbated her with it before cooking it and serving it to her and my families and the dinner table. I don't think any of them knew it had residual vaginal fluid baked in along with the gravy.
>>33585812I hate you both.
>>33585808not you
>>33585730AI ass image
>>33585730Hell NAH bruh
>>33585770Nooo I definitely wouldn't want a sex girl having sex with me.That would hurt.
Sub 160cm girlie cummies?
