ITT We ask the opposite gender anything! (Almost anything - see below).This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. But there are rules that apply to the /adv forum, and which are (sometimes!) enforced here, that you might like to note. For example:- No NSFW images.- No racism (only allowed on /b/).- No trolling, ragebait, pretending to be retarded, etc. (Also only allowed on /b/).- No avatar posting or signatures.- No posting pictures of yourself or personal details.(There is another ATOGA thread on /soc/ - if you want to post contact details or toonme images, post them there; you can link to a post in that thread from here.)While this thread does tend to turn into a chatroom, it's still nice if people stay at least vaguely on topic: questions for the opposite gender to the questioner, and answers. Here are a few things that are better posted in other places:- Blog posts (try Plebbit, or anywhere other than 4chan, really).- Politics (try /pol/).- Gender wars or incel rants (try /r9k/).- Discussion of LGBT issues (try /lgbt/).- Miscellaneous ranting and venting. (Try the /adv thread called GIOYC - Get It Off Your Chest.)- Film and TV recommendations (try /tv/).- Stuff that clearly didn't happen (try /b/).Technical, scientific, medical, or legal questions *can* be posted here, but you'll probably get better answers if you make a separate thread on /adv/.Please help to make the thread better by REPORTING off-topic, low-quality, or rule-breaking posts!Finally, if you're thinking of starting a new thread:- Please don't, unless the current thread is either at least on page 9, or the image count is at least in the 130s.- Remember to include all this stuff in the OP.- Check the catalog immediately before you post to make sure you aren't creating a duplicate thread.- Remember to link back to the previous thread (this one) and also post a link to the new thread here.Previously on ATOGA: >>33591893
You cannot hop in my car
>>33594667AIslop.>>33594675Drive my car.
How do I get a girl with big tits to give me a chance?
It's here, it's happening, it's finally happening!Ugly men, this is our time, women are #shrekking and we are the shrek KINGS!
>>33594685Damn shawty okkk
hahahahaha myao is stinky. i bet she has a messy room!!
Men and Women Do you think Reddit is the most censored website online today, or even ever outside of some old school forums?
>>33594709Why do you care about plebbit?
If I was fucking a girl for like the third or fourth time and I got out a leash and collar and started putting it on her without asking her first, what are the odds she'd like that?
>>33594709Reddit is much more of a violent hate site than 4chan is.
>>33594709Yes, very censored which is weird since it's american. What happened to free speech?
>>33594718Even women who like wearing a collar would be freaked out by the fact that you didn't ask first.
>>33594709NoResetera and Bluesky
>>33594718If she was a normie 0%, you'd have to talk about it before at some point
>>33594732normie women aren't vanilla
>>33594709Fuck no, and you'd have to be stupid as fuck to think it was. You've got people on other websites saying shit like pew-pew instead of gun and you're asking if Reddit is the most censored website online today?
>>33594724Free speech is about freedom from government interference.Websites like 4chan and Reddit are owned by businesses, not owned by the government, and businesses are free to censor you on their own websites.
>>33594723Reddit is vile. It should be shut down.At least with Twitter being vile you expect it because Elon is a degenerate, and 4chan you expect it because it’s 4chan, but Reddit prides itself as “morally superior” and “the front page of the internet”. It’s like how America preaches being the most democratic country in the world when we all know it isn’t.
>>33594737You can't pull moves like this, who do you think you are? Chad?
>>33594718Low and trust me, you don't want her to like it. If she's the kind of girl who'd like it then you're in for an unpleasant ride which you will probably deserve
>>33594709MNo, my sweet summer child.
>>33594718>what are the odds she'd like thatAre you asking about the general population or the subset of women who fuck freaks
>>33594750They’re the same thing
>>33594742OkaySo if a business is not following the values of the government (which is supposedly infinitely more corrupt and evil than le heckin awesome corporations), we should treat them with even more contempt than the government
>>33594724>What happened to free speechCensoring in private space is also a form of free speech. Reddit is not a publicly run website, they have the right to censor whatever the fuck they want, and your complaint about free speech is meaningless. Internet pages are ran and hosted by private parties and they make they rules about what is allowed in their platforms, that is also free speech. As the internet is still a somewhat new thing, monopolization of a platform im which people communicate, such as a forum or social media, is still not well regulated in this regard. However, it is more or less avoided by competition, understanding that this is imperfect, ofc.
>>33594742It's amazing how retards still don't get it.
>>33594723True. Not for the reasons you seem to think, but true. Reddit has a lot of right wingers on it with similarly deranged opinions, but we have similarly deranged people too.What makes Reddit more violent and hate-filled is that they delight in the suffering of anyone who does anything to mildly "deserve" it. Like, they loved it when a kid died because he used too many deodorant cans because Darwin Awards. They fantasise about beating the shit out of people for somewhat annoying them.I know we used to do shit like make fun of the poor kid who described his classmate as "an hero" but in that regard we've softened up. Politically the site's become filled with deranged zoomer culture warriors
GenderWhat's something the other gender says that makes you immediately just stop listening?
>>33594718The foundation stone of BDSM is consent. You never do *anything* without asking. Obviously she can (if she wishes) consent on an ongoing basis, meaning you don't have to ask again. But surprising someone with this kind of stuff is a terrible idea. Anyone with BDSM would, at best, lose her temper, and at worst run away.
What are the tell tale signs of when a woman spends too much time on 4chan? Are her indicators different from those of male 4channers?
>>33594753>we should treat them with even more contempt than the governmentWho tf is "we"?You are free to not use that platform, you are free to promote not using that platform, you are even free to make your own platform with your own rules. Ah, but you want to, instead, force everyone to not use the platform you don't like, in favor of the one you do like. You see the problem?
>>33594752Please let me believe that there are normal men out there
>>33594760FWhen he starts telling me how nothing is ever his fault.
>>33594770What? You’re on 4chan
>>33594723Reddit is more visibly varied ideologically than 4chan, and it's also easier to report violent comments to hold them accountable due to them being attached to a user identity. That said I'm on a lot of intellectual subreddits about academic history, anthropology etc. type topics where the type of accelerationist nonsense you screenshotted would be shut down immediately.
>>33594742globohomo slop propoganda. corporations have more power over people now than states did back when we bled them for our rights. we no longer live in an era where governments and anarchy are the only threats to liberty. please wake up.
>>33594764I have no idea but I'm sure there are some. Curious what anons might say.
The moid who laughed at me at school invited me for a coffee again and keeps telling me that I got much prettier
>>33594760MI can't think of anything which the all members of the other gender would say, or which only a member of their gender would sayLike, I stop listening if a girl says "I saw a lot of people on tiktok say..." but I do that if a guy says it too so that seems like useless information.
>>33594770>Please let me believe that there are normal men out thereBy definition, the majority of men are "normal". But that doesn't mean that what is normal for men is what you're hoping it is.
>>33594760MAnything pertaining to periods or social media
>>33594779Corporations have more power over people now than when the East India Company literally owned millions of people?Are you fucking stupid?
>>33594770Every time I've met a "normal" man he has had the emotions of a robot and the physique of an ape.
>>33594759This 4chan may be vile, but they usually punch up or genuinely feel like they are fighting an unjust power. Like I don’t agree with them celebrating all the DOGE purges but at least they genuinely feel that those people are horrible bad people and they had it coming.Reddit attacks their allies for simply saying one wrong thing. They have whole subreddits celebrating the misfortune of others for le wrongthink, I.E r/leopardsatemyface. They know deep down they are wrong but they continue to be wrong anyway. 4channers are so deep down the rabbit hole they should be in a mental hospital, and that’s a failure of society not them. Redditors should know better, yet they do the opposite And by the way, they do this whilst acting morally superior
>>33594783Maybe you got prettier
>>33594760>What's something the other gender says that makes you immediately just stop listening?M. Anything about sex workers needing "rescuing".
>>33594799>r/leopardsatemyfaceDo I want to know?
>>33594667What is the point of marriage if you are not planning to have children?
>>33594799>victim complex shit
>>33594766>what are monopolies >what is the government/the establishment choosing favorites You can never make an alternative because the man unironically puts a thumb down on all of them. Even if I made the most milquetoast safe Reddit alternative they would still find a way to label me as something… LE BAD!
>>33594685I can't think of a better use for AI slop than OP images for atoga.
>>33594803false sense of security about having locked someone down
>>33594799>4chan may be vile, but they usually punch up or genuinely feel like they are fighting an unjust power.
>>33594803>What is the point of marriage if you are not planning to have children?When one of you dies, the other doesn't have to pay inheritance tax.
>>33594667femoids, do you really expect a guy to go down on you?
>>33594801M - I appreciate societal models that allow and encourage women to work as sex workers on an entrepreneurial contact. It takes a combination of physical, bodily knowledge and cultural and interpersonal prowess I certainly don't have. Trafficking victims need rescued. Sex workers who are voluntarily having a good time at their jobs and getting paid well don't.
>>33594815No, I hate oral.
>>33594764In my opinion it depends on what she spends it on 4chan.Like hanging out on 4chan discord servers or spending a lot of time in places like r9k and pol are incredibly huge red flags.For women even moreso than for men.But if she hangs out on /out/, /trv/ or other more normal boards then that's ok. /jp/ is potentially a big red flag too.>>33594799el oh el
Why do females constantly lead men on? Such a manipulative gender. Pure evil some would say.
>>33594796apes are pretty fit t b hdon't see many men with ape strength
>>33594819All social interactions are manipulative. Get over it.
>>33594776The problem with plebbit is not that it is moderated, it is the monopolization of the moderation, and thus speech. It is not an issue of the system, or the right to moderate, it is a natural phenomenon of every system. In the same way that, capitalism works wonders in surging markets, so does moderation, everyone makes their own subreddit, with their own rules, etc. But then, certain mods become hyper-successful, leading to them earning power over other mods and subreddits, like in an olygopoly, now only a small number of players control most of the environment. That's how you get these turbo-faggot omnimods. Which are, ironically, born from the same mindset as the retards who claim that "we should unite against them", as they are just implementing the rules that they agree the most with. Anyway, this happens with every platform. Facebook had the most users at one point, and everyone had to abide by their rules, which leads to complaints about said rules, because those who don't obey them are now excluded, then a new website appears, and the same thing happens. Over and over again. This is solved through regulation, but the problem with regulation is that it makes it harder to compete and maintain a profitable business.
My dream is to have sex in zero gravity. What do you girls think about that?
>>33594809>>33594799This, most "fighting an unjust power" shit on 4chan is topsy-turvy backwards land shit in which groups fighting for civil rights, for women's bodily autonomy, or against normalized hate speech are portrayed as the enemy. It's ironic how in the 2000s and early 2010s the media narrative about 4chan was it was full of brave activists standing up to big banks and the military-industrial complex, when that is just a smokescreen for this website being full of contrarian douchebags. I still come here out of force of habit and as a place to air out taboo questions about social skills and major cultural debates, but let's be honest, 4chan is not a land fit for heroes.
>>33594817
>>33594829I think you are delusional. Just fuck in the pool.
>>33594802Facing consequences that you invited upon yourself, like voting in the next election for a party of leopards whose campaign promise is that they will eat your face if they win the election.A non-American example:>Before"I'm voting for Brexit because it won't affect me.">After"Brexit did affect me after all, please help!"
>>33594799>at least they genuinely feel that those people are horrible bad people and they had it coming.tbqh this fact alone makes them completely deranged. My best friend is in the civil service and I'm about to start working for the civil service and both of us are working there specifically because we want to improve our country and the community we live in. I can't imagine American civil servants are any different. That could only enrage someone so wrapped in delusion they think right is left and up is down.>They have whole subreddits celebrating the misfortune of others for le wrongthink, I.E r/leopardsatemyface. Nah, that shit's popular on 4chan too. What I'm talking about doesn't usually get an explicit subreddit because it's on all subreddits. It's an endemic attitude. If you do something wrong, no matter how small, then you deserve the ultimate punishment. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Doesn't matter if you were an eight year old who was being stupid playing on top of a roof and got his spine broken in response. I've never seen that kind of attitude on 4chan in all my 14 years of being on here. People used to make jokes at the worst but you don't even see that nowadays.
>>33594802It’s basically a subreddit where if you said in the past that you liked Trump or that you voted for Trump, and you are genuinely suffering because Trump is a lying sack of shit who ratfucks everyone, they will laugh at you and wish you suffer even more. They laugh at Mexicans getting deported (not just individual Mexicans getting deported who said they like Trump, but the Mexican collective as a whole because they lean conservative). They laugh at small towns losing federal funding (because they majority voted Trump, so rather than trying harder to educate people about Trump and his brand of bullshit they just act smug and laugh, and also laugh at liberals who had nothing to do with it). They even laugh at mothers of disabled children who will lose money because of Trump (which is essentially laughing at the disabled child and not the mother)And I’d be fine with it, if, IF, they were like this site or Kiwi or even Twitter, where everyone is a smug bigot scumbag. But nope. They’re moralists. They think they’re better than you because of what they believe in. And that they can’t do nothing wrong.
>>33594823No, I was thinking of a distant cousin of mine whose only hobby is watching football and superhero movies with a dead-eyed stare. He only interacts with his wife when they are making babies together. He has the pot bellied physique of an orangutan, and the feet of one too.
>>33594834Ok...
girlsMy gf of 4 months dumped me last night. When we first started dating, she told me right away on the first date that we should wait a while for sex, I supported it. Fast forward to last night, she wanted have a conversation about sex. So she asked me what I like so she could know for later. I told her that I didn’t know because I was a virgin. She kind of flipped when I said that. She was super pissed and said she can’t date a virgin because now there is too much “unknown” with me. She said she didn’t know how I will react to sex and that it’s too much risk. She said I’m a bad guy for not telling her. I told her my past isn’t her business and she said “your lack of a past is my business”.I don’t think this is fair. I supported her request to wait for sex. I never pressured her or ever brought up the topic. Then she gets mad after she decided for us to talk about it
>>33594787Not having depraved fantasies is too high of a bar for you? Ffs
>>33594845seems like you dodged a bullet anon
>>33594844You don't get my pop culture reference? My pop culture references are very funny, so I am very funny too!
>>33594845This never happened.
>>33594837Like when liberals voted for Obamacare and then it made everyone's health insurance more expensive and worse. Although I somehow doubt they use that example.
>>33594849I have incest and gay rape fantasies to be sure but I save them for shitposts on 4chan.
>>33594852I see
>>33594806You're a schizo. That is simple competition. Not every good idea succeeds, no matter how much you whine about it. And the government doesn't really mess with the creation of these platforms, and when it does, it is particularly controversial, as it is against the constitution. >inb4 you go on a schizo rant about the government paying platforms to not promote your platform Yeah, that's what I said. Powerful platforms have powerful outreach. The government shouldn't pay them, but if they decide to squash you, it will still be hard to beat them regardless of public money injections. You are just whining.
>>33594851Nta but nearly every girl in my city is like this
>I am very smart, politics and Reddit! I go on Reddit!Can’t make it up man
>>33594842Every town should lose federal funding.
>>33594854I'm against Obamacare, but I support the Affordable Care Act.
Cockwarming cuddle session with femanon.
>>33594858lack of experience is a major turnoff for most girls. You have to understand this.
>>33594854I sincerely hope that you never have the pleasure of being denied insurance due to a preexisting condition. Good luck with your life.
>>33594824No they're not. I can have honest interactions with my male friends. Femoids are lying manipulative evil creatures that lack empathy. Everything they do is performative and sick.
>>33594795so everything else about a company has grown with industrialization EXCEPT its power and influence over people? are you seriously trying to make that case?
>>33594872Sure thing. Sounds like your "friends" are very good at what they are doing.
>>33594843yeah this is like 90% of humanity male and female>>33594845she is cooking up bullshit explanationsshe dumped you for other reasons
>>335948304chan aren’t heroes, they’ve always been smug contrarian lolberts, but at least we’ve been known as a wretched hive of scum and villainy Politicians like Obama went on 4chan. Who famous has gone on 4chan to talk to people? NOBODY. Because we’re known as edgy evil assholes. Everyone thinks Reddit is a cool liberal techbro website. Instead they’re just as bad as us. Even far leftist agree with me on this. It’s a website for brogressives, libshits, lolberts (left winged ones, which makes no fucking sense don’t ask me), and unironic neoliberals to all circlejerk about being morally superior to heckin’ bigoted chuds. Like every website sucks in its own way but Reddit is so godawful
>>33594870I hope not too, but it's a possibility due to a century of leftist policies interfering in the medical system leading to higher prices and worse quality.
>>33594864>If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor! He should've been removed from office for that blatant lie, at a minimum.
>>33594878What do you do with your 'friends' femoid? Lie and bitch about them behind their back like a typical woman? Is it so shocking to your evil foid brain that men are honest with each other?
>>33594867""""social status"""""most embarrassing concept to ever exist
Keeping in trend with the kind of stinky places, I cleaned up my dishes today.Now my kitchen actually doesn't look like Waterloo anymore.
>>33594880There was that one guy from a rock band in the 2010s who got in trouble for a shitpost-y AMA on /mu/ where he started getting sexist and racist deeper into the comments.
Women do you agree with the statement that Indian men are the most attractive in the world?
>>33594879Everything was literally fine until this conversation. We were planning out a big vacation right before we started talking about sex
>>33594845How do you virgins still not learn to lie?
>>33594864I am not american, but american healthcare is particularly retarded, like extremely so. Where I am from, there is a law that has a massive list of medications that are sold at cost, or a little over that to allow for a small profit margin. These, however are only "alternatives" and it doesn't mess with the sell of "brand name" medications, on a legal basis. The alternative brands however, are the exact same active component and, for example, if a name brand med is $60, the alternative is sold at like $4. It's that massive a difference. The list has the comparative prices, and they are all like 80% cheaper at least. They run out fast, but it's a blessing. We also have some US brands here, and they are stupidly expensive and nobody buys them.
Whatever, I’m right, Reddit fucking SUCKS and 4chan sucks too but at least we know we suck. Reddit will say they suck, but only because of their heckin evil bourgeoisie pig mods and make it seem like some row row fight the powah bullshit, when the reality is that the mods, admins, AND ESPECIALLY the userbase are garbage people.Anyway, smell y’all later!
>>33594855Fascinating. At what age did you start watching porn? Other men feel free to reply too
>>33594885And yet you don't think Donny should be removed from office for enacting Martial law with troops on our streets. Fascinating.
>>33594867we had already been together for 4 months
>>33594901I think the federal government should be abolished completely, and every governor who locked his state down during Covid should be executed for crimes against humanity.
>>33594887You don't have to be "honest" when the deepest talk you have is the last game that was on, lol.
>>33594862>The government should be against gun safety and in favor of kids getting turned into Swiss cheeseSee, that's what you sound like.
>>33594896Because she would have easily discovered I was lying?
>>33594906Gun control is evil and so is everyone who supports it.
>>33594845It's obvious you've never had a relationship
>>33594910We had been in a relationship for 4 months
>>33594845i'm nag, but here goesi don't think your "my past is my business" attitude is a productive one, it is reasonable to want to know things about people you're being intimste with. simultaneously, she was the one that insisted on waiting for sex stuff, its silly to be upset at the consequences of that.some people might not be interested in discovering stuff with someone inexperienced. she might really enjoy the idea of someone taking charge, and a virgin isn't going to reliably do that well. clearly, she feels like her trust was violated, which she probably has issues with (trauma smell - waiting so long for sex and then freaking out when stuff is uncertain for her).all in all, not really your fault imo. i would be up front about it with women personally. your ex doesn't sound ready for a relationship, i reckon you (and her) are better off apart.
very sad that you are forced to lie to womenand the more lies you tell the more successful you will be
Do women even like sex?
>>33594900>At what age did you start watching pornI started with hentai at 13ish , there was something too "forbidden" about seeing real women. Plus there were cartoon characters I had crushes on. Not sure how long that phase lasted, eventually switched to real porn.
>>33594916Will you cut yourself over it or what?
>>33594897In America, we call your country's healthcare "liberal" and "leftist" and "cucked". Pay full price or die, what are you, a coward?
I haven't had a duvet for the past 4 months, and my sheets are at least 2 months old.
>>33594909It's usually the same kind of psycho gun owners who use them to murder or hurt people who use the "defending myself" excuse. It's like how all the same kind of guys who fantasize about violently beating up guys who hit on their daughter turn out to be rapists and pedophiles.
>>33594917Not with you.
>>33594892That's great anon, good job
>>33594904I never discuss sports with my friend group. I don't watch sports. Here we can see the true nature of the foid, they assume male friendships are just as superficial, two-faced and fake as their own friendships.Comical and quite sad.
>>33594919i will simply contemplate the tragic nature of life
>>33594921Yeah same. There's also maggots in the trash bag outside the door.
>>33594919Why angry?
>>33594918You forgot the "NTA" >>33594900At 14 I discovered furry porn art on Encyclopedia Dramatica and Elfwood (anyone here remember Elfwood/)
>>33594922Not a single actual fact in this post. Just seething about hypothetical people.
>>33594924im a virgin
>>33594927And cry about it?
>>33594783I hope you have enough self-respect to tell him to piss off.
>>33594903>every governor who locked his state down during Covid should be executed for crimes against humanity.Who enforces this if we abolish the federal government?
>>33594760FThat attraction and relationships between men 20+ years older than the woman are normal and healthy
>>33594873Yes, I am seriously trying to make that case, because the East India Company used to fucking own a subcontinent.
>>33594920America is a liberal country. Liberal amd leftist does not mean the same thing. My country has a higher index of economic freedom than America has. It is still technically 3rd world, but the cutoff to be considered 1st world is an HDI of 0.9, and my country's HDI is 0.877, so not that far.
>>33594935Obviously.
>>33594867this is only true if you're in the top 20% of people (9/10 and 10/10 looks) everyone else dates their looksmatch except for extremely 1/10 and 2/10 ugly people (who never date) and 9/10 and 10/10 who are allow to go up one point and down one point of attractiveness (1.e. 10s can date 9s and 9s can date 10s).men and women literally do not have to try and get laid unless you are hot. What's actually happening is that both are delulu and dunning-kruger and mismatching slightly. Everytime a relationship fails, it's a 7/10 dating an 8/10, or a 6/10 dating a 7/10. Every time.
>>33594903Oh, it's you again. Fuck off. Your posts on here are always incredibly tiresome.
>>33594913No, I mean it's obvious you made that story up and you think it sounds plausible because you've never been in a relationship
>>335949024 months is nothing
>>33594907Not true. It's better to lie than admit you have 0 experience. I literally posted a video here yesterday with your exact problem.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxE-gPCU-4
>>33594943ok
>>33594936noi am stoic
>>33594709It sucks but it has good porn
>>33594951Lol, thats not what being stoic is.
Why dont women like having sex with me?
>>33594942>Liberal amd leftist does not mean the same thing.Outside of academia and Australia, they do. And Americans hate academia, so that's all the more reason for liberal and leftist to be treated as one and the same.
>>33594937I do, I have a moid already.
>>33594939this is just jealous copedon't worry, the 20 years younger woman will get old too and then she too will be forgotten and ignored
>>33594760Something astrology or taro-related
>>33594956Because you are a joyless worm.
>>33594938Exactly, that anon is full of incoherent blather. He clearly failed Civics, as shown by the fact that he can't distinguish between state and federal government.
>>33594958>I have a moid already.the bully mogs him, lets be real
>>33594966No
>>33594803Being fully united with your love for life, of course
I'm horny!
>>33594965I'm against them both.
>>33594925Thanks!I've had them kinda building up since Friday.How is your place doing?
>>33594964Thats not true
>>33594962tf did they ever do to you
>>33594849>Not having depraved fantasies is too high of a bar for you?"Depraved" is a necessarily subjective term.
I love that moment when I lose all interest in a man instantly. It can't come soon enough.
>>33594815Yes =>
>>33594970Who will enforce that only the guilty are executed and the innocent are not swept up in a reign of terror?
>>33594699this is a genius way of getting her to talk
Is the problem that men are constantly taught these kinds of messages, or is the problem that women don't hear variations on these themes directed at themselves enough?
>>3359490012. It was my mom's fault, she fell asleep during a movie and I learned that Cinemax aired (shitty) porn after 11 pm.
>>33594845
Why do women enjoy insulting lonely virgin men?
>>33594944Lore accurate.
>>33594969I had so much sex over the past three weeks that I've busted my frenulum. I have a busted dick and I must fap
>>33594974I bought taro buns and wanted them to be savory but instead they were sweet.NOW I HAVE DIABETES
>>33594920Also, the system I described is liberal, yes. It is optional. It works by leveraging the negotiating power of the government, who buys medications in bulk from high quality labs. The large sums of money involved in the sale, allows for the lab to lower the prices a massive amount. Then, the pharmaceutical chains that desire to do so, can join the program, where they agree to sell the medications acquired by the government with a maximum top sale price. The problems that this system involves are rather obvious:>not enough stock. >not enough adherence. Many large chains opted to not join the program because, obviously, it negatively impacts their profit margins. But there are many small businesses or "neighborhood stores" that did adopt it, and having one nearby is a fucking blessing. If they run out of these "alternative" brands, I can still access all the other brands, which are still competing with each other, making it so they are still not as expensive as in the US.
>>33594979Privately run courts
This is what I see whenever I go on atoga.
>>33594977Bpd has an 89% remission rate
>>33594987Either they kill themselves or get their shit together. We can only win.
>>33594992With what enforcement mechanism?
What's a boring guy supposed to do if he wants to talk to women?
>>33594957I understand it is coloquially treated as the same thing. It isn't, however. So if the difference is understood by both sides of the conversation, it should be made. Anyways, we have more economic freedom than you. And that's with a tax on goods of 19%
>>33594994that's what you read on atoga. My shitposts do not reflect this sort of content in the slightest.
>>33594995Thats called getting better at hiding it.
>>33594990well that sounds like a skill issuemy taro spuds never did anything wrong>>33594994I normally despise twitter screencaps but I do like the genre of anime-profile-pic on anime-profile-pic violence
>>33594984No problem here
>>33594987I do not.
>>33594989Congratulations on the sex.
>>33594999Private security
>>33595000Stop being boring.
>>33594940and corporations now hold control of endless subcommunities. they deliberately design apps and websites that hijack your basic biological drives, coerce your behavior. they track what you buy, where you go, what you say. they will get billions of people literally addicted to their service, then manipulate that service to suit their ends. (this isn't even getting into the biological effects of what they've done, think microplastics contamination for instance). they have taken over every aspect of western existence: our whole lives are now structured around serving a corpo in one way or another, and to go against that is nigh impossible. you need to read up a bit more my friend, or at least higher quality things. i might suggest starting with ISAIF.
>>33594977ridiculous femcel opinion
>mean femanon hoursugh
>>33594865Can I PLEASE have this?
femanons, please describe your best physical features and your worst
>>33595010Thanks anon. I'll think of you next time
>>33594987They dont. It's a moid fantasy
>>33595006Be well <3
>>33595015And?
>>33594977That happens to any man that cums.
>>33594994>The kind of men who have such fantasies
>>33594971I weirdly enjoy cleaning and use it as a form of stress relief, so things are thankfully under control. I do have some laundry I'm procrastinating on though lol
>>33594984>Is the problem that men are constantly taught these kinds of messagesThey haven't been for at least 10 years
>>33594994The AIslop is not that wide spread, luckily.
>>33595011If two courts disagree, then do we set private security against private security?
>>33595019Uh, I guess I have a cute face and nice boobs but I'm short and my belly could be flatter.
Femanons, what things instantly make you lose interest in a guy? And contrary what things can suddenly spike your interest?
>>33595024you could have been my soulmate in another lifeinstead you're seething on the internet
>>33594977Hi
>>33595011yeah, ask any african nation how well PMCs work for keeping the peace lmao
>>33595036>Caring what women wantbetabeta male
WomenDo you personally dislike being called "miss" or "ma'am"?
>>33595021they are literally doing it and encouraging suicide in this thread rn
Women, do you ever long for a man to piss on the cleavage between your titties?
>>33595035What's wrong with being short? You're not male so it's okay for you.
>>33595034They would have jurisdiction based around contractual agreements I'd imagine.
>>33595035Being short isn't a bad thing if you're a woman.
>>33595043Never saw that happening
I gained almost 2 and a half pounds from dinner. I think I'm going to have to skip dinner the whole next week.
>>33595047factually though, tall women do get more respect
>>33595043Swiss is like that
>>33595035How big are they? Flat tummies ate boring. I better have something to squish.
>>33594978i will do it. i get off to getting my partner off. i want everyone to have as much fun as possible!
>>33594900>At what age did you start watching porn?I never really got into visual porn at all. I got quite into written smut when I was about 12 or 13. Mostly just used my imagination from my mid 20s onwards.
>>33595037Tough luck.>>33595038Bye
I don't like that my cock is flaccid right now. Femanon, will you please put it in your mouth until I get hard?
State genderOpinion?
>>33595046What's the enforcement mechanism to stop a court from overstepping its jurisdiction?Wait, hold on, you want to abolish government even though you haven't figured out what its replacement should look like, you're just making it up on the fly?
>>33595042Yes
>>33595049maybe don't eat eleven different quarter pounder hamburgers for dinner?
worst thing about this thread is when you spot a pathetic simping post like this >>33595053
>>33595052I bet she has OF as well. Like half of the femanoms here do sex work part-time.
>>33595035How short, how big are your boobs, and what’s your bmi? I feel like if your boobs are big enough, your not-so-flat tummy isn’t an issue
>>33595030I usually clean every other weekend and listen to podcasts while doing it.Kitchen gets usually cleaned shortly after cooking of course, unless I had like friends over, we had drinks and I am hungover or something like that. lolThe past two weeks I had some health issues unfortunately, so my place got really dusty.How often do you clean?>laundryI got two bins where I dump everything and a washer dryer, so that I can just throw it in and be done with it.But man, I HATE ironing...
>>33595058Pasta.
>>33595044Yea you know it, babygirl! That makes me so hawt down there. The yellower and darker the piss is, the better.
>>33595063Lmao, nah
>>33595062syabu
>>33595058We've talked about this plenty before.
>>33595058She done messed up.
>>33595045>>33595047It makes me look stocky since I'm not rail thin and for some stupid reason my body didn't make my boobs fit my frame at all. Must. Lose. More. Weight.
>>33595062You don't understand, femanons should be jumping for joy that I want to have sex with them. Me, the Anon posting this, I want sex, isn't that great?
>>33595061I only had three burgers and a glass of milk!
>>33595063She is way too lazy for that.If she can't write it down on 4chan, she's not gonna do it. kekAnd your other assumption is laughable too.
Femanons are you the size of an average human other
>>33594956>Why dont women like having sex with me?They're tired of your whining.
what is it with the 2007 babies on 4chan talking like sassy black women
>>33595073Please don't go Team Ana, we have enough of those in this thread already.
>>33595058She called him beta to his face, no men would endure that
>>33595059do you really expect libertarians to have internally consistent beliefs? the existence of states in the first place is a direct proof of libertarian ineffectiveness.
Vermintide end times has finished installing. Time to play.
>>33595009You are complicit then
>>33595061NTA but I've gained massive amounts of belly and waist fat just from eating black bean salads in vinegar every day. Just romaine and spinach leaves, tomato, cucumbers, and celery in vinegar, oregano, and thyme. I ate only that as my one meal a day for five months in a row and I became really big and fat, at least 270 lbs.
>>33595080You seem like their leader.
>>33595080American white Gen Z appropriated AAVE because it's 'cool'.
>>33595077>She is way too lazy for that.If she can't write it down on 4chan, she's not gonna do itYou know me too well, lol
>>33595058MaleMy take on this is that she managed to make two mistakes in rapid succession: she admitted that she hooks up, and she revealed that she shorts men in baskets by their purpose.
>>33595075You had some big ass burgers. Emphasis on the ass burgers.
>>33595079that makes no sense. I've never had a woman, so how would they hear my whining?
>>33595059If any other institution routinely murdered innocent people, dropped bombs on other countries, stole money from every single person, and took away peoples ability to defend themselves, you wouldn't be asking "what do we replace it with?" You'd be saying that we need to destroy it immediately. Exactly what it looks like for people to live free of coercion would be seen once people are free to make their own choices.
>>33595051Fair enough, there are some universal advantages to being tall, but you know what I mean. Being short as a woman isn't the least bit unattractive.
Femanons, what are you wearing rn?
>>33595082I don't want to look like this anon.
I am a victim of the male loneliness crisisyour opinion on this ?
>>33595087Are humans built on CICO or magic? One anonymous 4chan poster postulates the latter.
>>33595091I hope it wasn't too rude~
>>33595058how does a relationship with such poor communication skills survive 2.5 years? i wm asking as someone who hasn't been in a relationship in a very very very long time
>>33595019Brain should count as a physical feature, so my absolute worst are my brain and my labia
>>33595087you retain water. that's water weight. Trying to lose water weight by eating less is like trying to get taller by sleeping more.
>>33595099Your mothers skin.
>>33595090>American Airlines Vernacular English
>>33595084>The existence of rape proves that feminism is wrong
>>33595095I think the third one was overkill.
>>33595103It's not rude, it's true.
>>33595104>how does a relationship with such poor communication skills survive 2.5 years?The two partners pretend not to notice each other's mild autism until it becomes inevitable and causes friction.
>>33595058M.>Opinion?It's a deranged meme that needa to die.
>>33595042I'm not too fussed about what strangers call me
I really hate that girls like this are my looksmatch. I'd rather date a spicy latina than a harry potter character.
>>33595035>belly could be flatter.Just needs regular slapping and groping.>>33595116When spelled out, true things can be rude too.
>>33595113No, it doesn't, because rape can also be enacted against men. And now I'm laughing and chuckling imagining the thought of you getting gay ass-raped.
>>33595097>Government do bad things>Therefore destroy government>World peace and happiness will therefore instantly be achieved even though this has never once ever remotely been the case anywhere on the planet at any point in history
>>33595097But you haven't given us an enforcement mechanism to prevent the strong from coercing the weak in a post-government world.You're saying we should eliminate an evil, but you give no consideration that it might be the lesser of two evils, for its replacement would be a greater evil. You can look at the world today and see what life is like in nations where the government has no enforcement mechanisms, and you can see that you would not prefer to live there.
I'm so horny it's unreal and ready to be a sleazy boyfriend. Any takers?
>>33595126>true things can be rude tooOnly if you feel insulted when getting a mirror held up to your face.
>>33595096>that makes no sense. I've never had a woman, so how would they hear my whining?It's so loud we can hear it from three streets away.
>>33595130Sleazynon is back
>>33595125>girls like this are my looksmatchLucky.
>>33595125you can have an actual relationship with a woman like this thoughbeit impossible to have a serious relationship with other kinds of women
>>33594667ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS A CUTE 7/10 30-SOMETHING WOMAN WHO HAS MONEY AND WOULD WORK AND LET ME CONTRIBUTE MONETARILY THROUGH ART. GODDAMNIT WHY CANT I JUST BE A HOT HOUSEHUSBAND?
>>33595130only autistic men call themselves horny. horny is a woman's word. It's like when closted trannies call things cute. disgusting.
>>33595130How sleazy are we talking
>>33595113i really don't know how your kind don't get this. what prevents states from forming in your world view? because human beings always lived in anarchy, and we are not so different now cognitively than we were at least 55,000 years ago. society developed independently a handful of times, so it isn't a particularly rare thing either. human beings in, in isolated liberty make states. what is your answer to that dilemma?
>>33595133ok
>>33595128>>World peace and happiness will therefore instantly be achievedI did not say or even imply that. If cancer was cured, life would not instantly become perfect, but it would be better. If government was removed, we would still have lots of problems. But we'd have one fewer problem.
>>33595132And you like looking at the mirror and seeing yourself? hehe
>>33595138Insane gaslighter take.
>>33595119oh yeah, that makes sense. thanks anon.
>>33595097>I'm mad at my government for building ships and missiles to defend me and other citizens from countries that want to fuck us over >I don't want to pay taxes because I'm stingy, miserly, and lazy and think we don't need transit or roads That's all I'm hearing from you
>>33595143Not really, but I do it anyways because thats the only way you can work on what you don't like to see.
>>33595140I don't care if there's a state somewhere else in the world. I just don't want one ruling over me.
>>33595108you fine shyt tho?
>>33595149If there's a state somewhere else in the world, how will you prevent that state from conquering your people?
>>33595147You guys literally have no arguments except "muh roads"
>>33595054Yayy that's the spirit
>>33595108your asshole is ok though?
>>33595149Only way in this world to not be ruled is to become ruler.
>>33595066Are you feeling better? Understandable that you got behind if you were feeling under the weather. I clean everyday and dust really is a constant battle. I absolutely love ironing lol, it's my favourite thing to do I find it so relaxing. I would iron everything for you if I could
>>33595139Like that expect with full hair and 20-30 years younger.
>>33595148You don't think of yourself as attractive?
i... i just love the road...
>>33595155A heavily armed populace, and also we wouldn't constantly be provoking other countries like the United States does.
>>33595108>my absolute worst are my brain and my labiaWhy don't you remove them through surgery?
Is 6.4" enough dick?
>>3359516420-30 years younger? You mean you fuck teenagers? Gross.
>>33595166Big fan of a bitta road, me
>>33595165I was talking about my character, but sure, you can also always work on being even more physically attractive.
>>33595170Meh
>>33594974Somehow I suspected that last "t" will matter
>>33595167What does it mean to be heavily armed? Will you have tanks and planes in your governmentless society?
>>33595170>.4THIS NIGGA MEASURING THE FRACTIONSTHIS NIGGA KNOWS THE SIGFIGS ON HIS DICK
>>33595177Iceland doesn't have a military and they're doing fine.
>>33595149okay, but states will always levy more power than you will ever be able to levy back at them, so what then? that any state exists at all is a direct threat to your autonomy.pre-empting some arguments:>civillian militarya government has only ever lost control of territory because it either allowed such things willingly for pragmatic reasons, or because of actions by other states. and before you pull out the one counter example, i don't want my liberty resting on cherrypicked counterexamples in a sea of clear outcomes.>private militarywhat will stop them from simply ruling a place as warlords?
>>33595176If u think otherwise, ube fooling yourself.
>>33595178nta but women are measuring in fractions, too, because 6' is neither 180cm nor 182cm.
>>33595085https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mYzJfhExYsk
>>33595175>>33595178Is it or not?State gender
>>33595167A heavily armed populace is called a military, anon. Which, in the absence of a formal government institution, is a proto-government.
>>33595180Iceland has other nations host a military presence in its borders. Are your thoughts that other nations should host a military presence on your land?
Okay.
>>33595181>what will stop them from simply ruling a place as warlords?A heavily armed populace
>>33595193Ok what?
>>33595188I thought that was called a militia.
>>33595163>Are you feeling better?Yeah, my leg was hurting for several days and I had to get some painkillers for it, but it's like 90% gucchi again.You clean every day? I don't mean this an offense, but are you a NEET that you got so much time for it? Or you do this even after work?Have you heard of zen buddhists? They clean their temple every single day, as they see cleaning their abode similar to cleaning their own soul.>I would iron everything for you if I couldYou don't even know me yet! And I'm a man, so you might have mistook me for a femanon.>>33595174Sorry, I kinda flip flopped the topic there I guess.But since we're on the topic of looks, did you get any new manicure? I think it was you who I talked about it recently.
is 5.5" enough?
>>33595196I won’t die
>>33595188>is a proto-government.Nta. It is not. An ORGANIZED, armed populace is a proto-government. But this is inevitable.
>>33595195>What does it mean to be heavily armed? Will you have tanks and planes in your governmentless society?
>>33595200Yes you will
>>33595192Not on the land but if we could work something out where they'd defend us in the exceedingly rare chance that we'd be attacked then that sounds alright.
>>33595159Yes I've invested in it to make it as okay as I possibly can>>33595169I almost did but got cold feet, might do it in the future though
>>33595207Not to this
thoughts on learning mandarin to rizz up chinese girls?
>>33594667/atoga/ anime WHEN
>>33595210No, that would be cringe
YouTubes stupid AI filter does NOT make me want to watch more shorts. Why are they doing this?
>>33595199>is 5.5" enough?That's "is it in yet?" tier.
>>33595209How bad is your labia? Unless it's meme-teir, nobody will care.
>>33595215No it wouldn’t. It would be totally reasonable and understandable. I’m just not doing it, haha
>>33595208>we could work something out where they'd defend usWorked out by some sort of... governing body?What do you give these foreign nations in return, payment gathered through some sort of... taxation?
I need some advice and I guess either one goes. So that single mother that was one year old than me slipped up and asked whenever i was going to her home, she correccted herself asking me out for monday, Isaid "sure". Today she told me to use the company app so we could talk later, when i got off from work, and i did that, i´ve sent a text message asking her what she had something in mind for tomorrow. What do i really do? I dont think i can handle a relationship, even less her having a child, if it comes to that. Should I just tell her that?
>>33595187MMy dildo is around that and it's really nice. I used to have an 11" one but that was too much
>>33595221Nope
>>33595220Damn, now thats a fat cope
>>33595211Protip: they want to be rizzed in French. Then you can learn Mandarin to impress her rich parents after they initially hate you for not being ABC (American Born Chinese).
>>33595211It worked for me
>>33595125I would trade you so fast. Tired of BPD latinas.
Girls should I lend my skin? I might become Sudanese on a whim
>>33595195and so you honestly think a heavily armed a private military force that has to maintain potential fronts against civillian uprising, and one (if not multiple) states is a stable situation?by the way, we are not even getting into the weeds of just how much more capable a state is in organizing WMDs than private companies ever would be.
Girls, what's worse?>guy cums within 1 min>guy never cums
>>33595225As you taught me, right?
>>33595224Elaborate, please.
>>33595226what if I rizzed them in greek and gave them my BGC?>>33595228noted
>>33595226Chinese parents are not going to mind who the fuck you are so long as you're Chinese or White. Why are you assuming her parents will be rich, anyway? And Chinese people have no strong preference for American-born Chinese people, who they simply see as being weird Chinese people
>tfw you craft an EXQUISITE post on a slow board, and it will probably go unnoticed and unappreciated for all eternity This is why I mainly hang around the chatroom we affectionately call /atoga/, at least I get (You)s.
Femanon with big tits, give me a cahnce
>>33595236No taxes. But it's probably not in any counties interest to allow the peaceful community right next to them to be invaded by a hostile government.
>>33595209>I've invested in it....and how did you do that
>>33595209Your bf thinks you have a nice brain and labia. Are you saying he has bad taste?
>>33595244You have to larp as a cocky fuckboy to get the resident boob lord
>>33595239damn why are chinese so heartless>dog for dinner>kill their daughter>sweatshop factories even the ice catches on fire>racist>disown their own people
I shaved my cock even though there are no women in my life who'd appreciate it. I just wanted to feel sexy. Is that weird?
>>33595232I don’t know
>>33595252I unironically do not know how those people act. I don't interact with them.
>>33595245So the foreign governments will protect you without restitution. They do it for free?
>>33595254And they are the strongest nation in the world because of it
>>33595255I don't know but I did the same thing.
>>33595255I shaved my cock because I kept getting hairs in my mouth
>>33595255how did you get hair on your cock?
>>33595252Who is the resident boob lord now that Swiss-chan has gone into hiding again?
>>33595260If you were the president of a country, would you allow a foreign government to invade and conquer a small community that never hurt anybody right next to you?
>>33595259Like the world is blessed by your presence and is better for it because YOU are present. As Asap Rocky says “our presence is a present, just to kick it is a blessing”.Internalize this songhttps://youtu.be/XXYlFuWEuKI?si=8O-YMQ4hmfJOwH_q
>>33595261their population is halving in the next like ten years lmao. we're talking hundreds of millions anon. strongest nation in the world...
>>33595261no that's germany israel and japan. Formerly USA.
>>33595265Femanon...
>>33595266>hidingNigga? She’s been here all day, use your eyes. She’s here constantly
It's unfair that I'm so hated as an incelWhat did I do?
>>33595267i might if the foreign government and my own were willing to divide the territory and resources after mutual conwuering. in fact, why wouldn't i do that to benefit my own people?
>>33595265It grows on the base.
>>33595254This shit is out of date and it's not even because the stereotypes are old, it's because China is changing incredibly quickly.>dogI mean Chinese people as a whole never ate dog, that's a weird canto thing probably. Chinese people are actually really risk-averse when it comes to eating things. If it's not pork or beef or chicken or duck then it's suspect to them. LAMB is exotic and makes them think of the Muslim frontiers.>kill their daughterNobody's having kids now and it's by choice>sweatshop factoriesVietnam is becoming the sweatshop of the world. China is moving towards skilled manufacturing like in Germany>racistyeah nah this one's still true>disown their own peopleOther way around. They will not let people of Chinese descent disown them.
>>33595255>I just wanted to feel sexy.>>33595138
>>33595267Would you vote for a president who repeatedly sent people out to die in defense of some government-less group of people who have nothing to do with you and have never supported you in any way?
>>33595099Yellow tank top and green boxers, I just woke up
>>33595267Horny women are cute
>>33595267Let's see.You fail as a buffer state since you're so easy to conquer.You're asking me to commit my own people to die for your cause.After my people die for my cause, you won't compensate my state because you don't believe in collecting money from your people.No wise leader would help you.
>>33595108How many women have you seen naked that weren't either you or a porn actress? The reason I ask is that *all* porn actresses have had a labiaplasty. So if you are basing your idea of what a normal vulva looks like what you've seen in porn then you're going to have an extremely skewed view of what "normal" is.
>>33595138NTA but no, I hate that word, it's so juvenile and dumb
>>33595283I hate women
>>33595283No bra? Can I come up behind you and reach in through the arm holes of your shirt to feel you up, please?
>>33595267Man, you make governments sound like a good thing. I sure hope your neighboring people don't decide to abolish your neighboring government. Don't you agree?
>>33595019Best: Eyes I guess Worst: Nose
>>33595280china needs to make more videogames and cartoons, love that shit. chinese food saved my life at 2AM.
Test
>>33595296Clown girls are cute.*honk, honk*:3
>>33595294I don’t really need it.. and no you can’t
>>33595198Was it an injury? Is your leg going to be okay? I'm in a bit of a housewife era rn so yeah, keeping up the house is part of what I do each day. I feel the same as the Buddhist monks, it helps my brain since I get thrown off easily or anxious if things are messy even though I'm probably naturally more messy myself lol. I really do love ironing though, I've done it for friends and my sister, I could happily do it for anyone
>>33595299They need to abolish their language first, though. It's so fucking awful to listen to.
>>33595299This is one of the biggest changes over the past five years. Five years ago nobody gave a shit about modern Chinese cultural content. Now people play Chinese games and even sometimes watch Chinese donghua.>>33595305What a stupid thing to say. Do you mean Mandarin? If you do that's still incredibly stupid but less so
>>33595303>I don’t really need it..flattywife flatty patty 2 by 4 vertical silhoueette from the side angleno cleavage simply nothing there, smoothflatty
>>33595265Let me show you :^)
Femanon, STOP! Federal Coast Guard officer here. This is a routine clam inspection. Open up, or I'll be forced to take you under arrest.
>>33594978fuck...I cant
>>33595300Hi, gary.
>>33595300Fail.
>>33595286It's for your cause, idiot. Most countries don't want a hostile invader right next to them.
foids, do you honestly beleive you could handle an avant-garde moid?
>>33595301Thank you for the words and honks on my bulbous tip anon =)
is 4.9" enough?
>>33595295Yes I do hope I don't get invaded and killed by another country.
>33595320Retard
>>33595314Why not anon?
>>33595318femanon is too cold for this heat
>>33595111Wow so edgy>>33595283Hot
is 3.2" big enough for girls? i don't want to practice looking at them unless i know i am enough.(btw i'm describing the girth of my cartoonish wad of cash)
>>33595317But you already fail at being a buffer state if you can't defend yourselves in the slightest, so there's no functional difference to me whether or not you're conquered.The only difference for me and my people is whether or not we commit lives and resources to your cause. Those lives are lost forever and, since you won't repay us, those resources are lost forever too.
>>33595320>is 4.9" enough?Enough for what?
>>33595325I wont put my mouth there, just not going to do it.
>>33595334For femanons to feel good
>>33595333Okay, well I hope we don't get invaded then. Really not something I'd be worried about.
>>33595329stop these games and let me warm you up!!
>>33595338>For femanons to feel goodThen no, you'd have to be a bit taller than that.
>>33594978I would eat out my gf a lot. Even just for the fun of it.
>>33595303Aww. Okay.
>>33595337You gay brah?
>>33595340Well yeah, you don't have to worry because you live in this world where you are protected, not that world where you aren't protected. I'm sorry you want to kill a bunch of people though, that's weird.
my filters highlight every question.99% of questions are confused people, total bait, and smug retorts.
>>33595343im talking about peener
>>33595348nope, picky and germophobic when it comes to my mouth
>>33595350>and smug retorts.Let me give you another.
>>33595340>hope we don't get invadedhope is the only thing backing your political theories, son
From my observations soc moids are MUCH better in bed than tinder moids, I don't know what causes this paradox
>>33595304>I'm in a bit of a housewife era rn so yeahOh then I hope your husband is appreciating you properly! House work has a value too, even if you don't get paid for it.My mom loves ironing too somehow, and when I'm on vacation, my parents usually come over to check on my appartment once a week, so if everything is alright. And she has actually taken some of my clothes and towels I hadn't ironed yet and ironed them. lolIt was an injury from hiking, I got hip pain while hiking and that kind of emanated down my right leg. But it was nothing permanent, I think in 2~3 days it will be completely fine again. Some anons in here suggested I either have a tic or thrombosis, but luckily it was just my muscle torn/inflamed. My GP prescribed me ibuprofen for a week and that helped quite a lot.
>>33595277yeah, the pubic triangle and grundle, NOT the cock itself
>>33595330Thank you
>>33595349>I'm sorry you want to kill a bunch of people thoughThat's what your government does with the money they steal from you.
>>33595354Just do it after showers. You're fine with clean skin in your mouth, aren't you?
>>33595307NTAChinese IS one of the ugliest languages in existence.It's nearly as offensive as Thai.
>>33594867>>33594896Why would I lie? My qualities speak for themselves, I just simply have not invested time into being in a relationship.Diff MAnon but I only see this being a turn off if you don't own it and try to hide it, the hiding part is what is implicative of lower value.
>>33595277>>33595360ntai get some hairs on the maybe the first inch of my shaft
>>33595294>No bra?She just woke up anon. Do you think women go to sleep with bras on?
>>33595360No, I have hair all over my balls, partway up the shaft, and sparse hairs all along the underside of the shaft all the way to the circumcision scar.
>>33595219It's just a personal thing that's difficult to move past sometimes, but I know it's often a matter of just getting over myself>>33595246Laser and bleaching>>33595251Good point and something I tell others too, but sometimes it feels like maybe I've tricked him, although I know that's another very dumb train of thought
>>33595029I don't get it>>33595035short is cute
>>33595357If you were a slave on a plantation you'd be telling the other slaves that you're so lucky to be taken care of by your master.
Women, are you offended if a man wants you to shower before cunnilingus?Are you offended if a man rinses his mouth out after cunnilingus?
>>33595358soc guys stew alone thinking about all the things they'd like to do with women
>>33595369ntawomen dont sleep with bras?
>>33595366you did nothing wrong anon. she's making mountains out of a molehill
>>33595369It depends on the woman. Some do.
>>33595337But I clean it every day..
>>33595354t. not vegetarian and probably drinks too
>>33595375Don't tinder moids do the same?
>>33595365What makes them so stupid is that the different varieties of Chinese sound wildly different from each other. Personally I think Cantonese sounds cool as fuck.Mandarin sounds pretty decent anyway. Especially with erhua.Thai isn't even that bad either. You know what sounds ugly? If those "what English sounds like to non-native speakers" videos are true, it's got to be English and Dutch (Dutchfags don't get to escape this one).
>>33595364that changes nothing. You still have the discharge coming out
Women who are goth, or understand goth women to any degreeWhy do you/they dress as goth, and then get mad at men for being attracted to you/them for having that aesthetic?
>>33595358Every /soc/ girl I met so far was very pretty. idk why I expect foids to be so ugly a lot of you are very attractive.
>>33595381The alcohol of the alcohol kills the germs.
>>33595388It’s not the looks that make these people sick
>>33595377>>33595379why would they? Who are they holding their tits still for? The blanket?
Since i'll never get a gf, whats the best replacement?
>>33595383I am not an Anglo, English is nothing special one way or another.Dutch just sounds a bit stupid, but not outright ugly.
>>33595373Man, you're really going to compare yourself to a slave just because you pay taxes. Yeesh.
>>33595381what does alcohol have to do with this. And while I do drink, its maybe a glass of gin every few months>>33595380not much of a difference
What types of Polaroids should I give my boyfriend to buy in his truck and room?
>>33595393I wear underwear when im sleeping to hold my balls in place. I dont see why it would be different for women
>>33595382No, most tinder guys swipe a little each day then go about their business. They also probably talk to more women overall. Soc guys are dying for pussy
>>33595288I know rationally it's normal I just wish it was different, although that's on me because I decided against surgery. Whining about it is silly though, I know
>>33595371Hey, you seem familiar. Watch any good horror movies recently? I just saw Sinners with some friends, it was pretty good, although one scene made us laugh for the wrong reasons.
>slut bloggingThat’s my queue
>>33595374if a woman isn't cumming in my mouth then I'm not aroused
>>33594699no !!!i shower n exfoliate n shave !! i deep clean my room once a week !!! >>33594865fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>33595388I fucked a woman off /soc/ once. She fulfilled my fantasy of a woman dropping to her knees as soon as she walked in the door and immediately sucking me off. We then hung out, cuddled, groped each other, and so on for the 15 or so minutes for my refractory period to be over, then we fucked. Her response to me sucking on and playing with her boobs was great, and she had excellent dirty talk. She was pretty fat, though.
>>33595383I'm sorry, but I hate almost all asian languages. Chinese sounds fucking retarded, it's too fluid, not enough hard sounds other than the "ch" sound. Japanese sounds way better. Korean also sounds stupid, but it's better than Chinese. Tagalog should be erradicated.
>>33595373i'd rather be a disillusioned slave on a plantation than an idealistic retard on a plantation.
>>33595410>Japanese sounds way betterweaboo spotted
>>33595399>boyfriendStopped reading there. Happy for you or sorry to hear that, idc
>>33595393Some women find it comfortable. I can't speak for them, since I'm not a woman.
What's the point of using these brain-mellowing drugs if the chill pills have such a short half life?
>>33595399I don't think Polaroids work as currency. Maybe in Africa>>33595400>I wear underwear when im sleeping to hold my balls in placeWhy? Where are they going?
>>33595402>Soc guys are dying for pussyt. newfag
>>33595018wish granted, but the cock is only 4.9"
>>33595396Yep. It's a difference in degree, but not in essence.
>>33595412I am. But my dislike for those languages is purely phonetic. Chinese is actually gross.
>>33595420Fine, the straight /soc/ guys.
>>33595415big pharma's gotta make money somehow.
>>33595421I was samefagging trying to get a foid to reply. You are gay.
>>33595412NTA, but he's right. Japanese has clear vowels, crisp consonants, and nothing nasal. The Osakan dialect in particular is an absolute joy to listen to.
>>33595429>>33595423god you people make me ashamed
How the fuck am I going to be interesting to anyone when all I fucking do is take photos of nice looking places, design labels and packaging shit, set prices on medical products and play old videogames
>>33595433NTAJust say you have a hard on for China.
feel too cringe doing any sort of online dating since i live in the middle of nowhere and people will know mebut also there is no other way I know for me to meet womeni am doomed
>>33594667M> Can a guy with a hidden disability, e.g., caused by auto immune diseases, be attractive to women for a partnership?
I'm so proud of my niece rn
>>33595433I have been learning japanese online for when I go there and get a cute japanese waifu. I will be not like other filthy gaijin because I actually respect the culture
>>33595313*click clack*
>>33595359I grew up with ironed towels and bed sheets too and I do the same now, although everyone seems to think it's overkill lol. My favourite is ironing dress shirts, idk it's just so satisfying. Did your GP examine your leg? Send you for an ultrasound? If it's feeling better it probably was just muscle or tendon strain, I know from experience if you pull your groin the pain can radiate down your leg like that. Be sure to keep an eye on it and don't be afraid to go back to your doctor if it's still bothering you in a few days' time
>>33595413You got an answer though? Idk whether I’m supposed to take more casual or set up ones.>>33595416>I don't think Polaroids work as currencyHe asked for them
>>33595440i'm gonna throw up
>>33595447>he click clacked himselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz3ReFvuydE
>>33595423Good taste, anon.
>>33595429the fuck are u ondo u watch anime ?
horny myao!
>>33595369>>33595377>>33595379Yes I've been doing it for a decade now because I don't want them to sag in the future
Wapanese specific question: I read a lot of manga and dojinshi, mainly because I create it as well, and it seems that straight ero dojinshi made by women is much more erotic whereas dojinshi made by men is slavishly lewd. I know why women draw their manga the way they do, but why don't men draw it like women do? I'm a guy and the stuff that women draw is much higher quality and aligns with my own style and taste.
>>33595425>fagshit non-replyI'll spoonfeed you only once: /soc/ is not an "atoga board" like /adv/. regional threads exist are the primary use for /soc/. if it's your specific region, you can post in them. Exhibitionists and fetishfags like to attentionwhore and be mentally ill and shit up catalogues, ignore them.
>>33595452LOLS>>33595455mayhapsbrb
>>33595454Not often, no. I haven't watched an anime in several months.
>>33595410made me reply/10
I saw people (mainly white old crusty bastards) seethe about this image about how 'they took this from you', but you can literally be a high school footballer and get the blonde cheerleader if you want, nobody is stopping you?Maleanons, what stopped you from becoming a highschool jock quarterback?
Not any of these anons but as a Californian, Vietnamese is the ugliest languageClosely followed by Indonesian and whatever they speak in India
>>33595466I need tight teen Asian pussy
>>33595473I'm so smol.
>>33595473i used my muscles to beat up my stepdad for beating up my mom
>>33595473this was never taken from me because it was over before it could even begin
>>33595476>vietnamesereally? I think the worst is tagalog and this is coming from someone who has spent way too much time around filipinos
>>33595473>Maleanons, what stopped you from becoming a highschool jock quarterback?If i was in a generic american highscool movie, i would absolutely be the nerd being shoved into lockers
>>33595456Makes sense. My wife often (not always) wears a bra to bed, but I've never asked why. She's smaller-chested, though, so her bras tend to be pretty soft since she doesn't need much support.
>>33595457It's because the Japanese males that make doujin seem to range from very autistic to psychopathically mentally ill, and almost always more or less uniroinc pedophiles, as far as I can tell
>>33595448You really got the motherly housewife persona on in full swing, mom! lolThe ultrasounds wasn't necessary, since it got better once I had the painkillers and there was no indication for anything else. No swelling or rash. I'm just waiting until I can go hiking again, though I might do a more relaxed route first to see how it goes. I've been yearning to go outside though.This muscle pain made it apparent just how complicated our body is. I had a sharp pain in my muscle when I whipped my head back. I don't know how that works.>I know from experience if you pull your groin the pain can radiate down your leg like that.What didgeridoo?
>>33595470ur an odd person>>33595478pedoim gng shower bye byes
>>33595436Same
>>33595457Where do you read ero manga that clearly indicates whether it was made by a man or a woman?
>>33595486I guess they're both about equal.
>>33595494you can just tell.
>>33595437Yes, there are men with Lupus, Hashimoto's, Graves, all kinds of diseases who end up with women.Though personally I'd be disgusted by a man who is in any kind of frail health.
>>33595488Yes it feels better for me too, even though I'm not big either- whenever I don't have one on my arm is hooked underneath
>>33595481chadshit
>>33595473>highschool jock quarterback?That's not a thing in my cunt.
>>33595481this lol, except I beat my dad...and subsequently had the police called on me but thankfully I was a teenager so I just had to live with a friend for a couple days. How's your relationship with your stepdad these days?
why femanons hate us?
>>33595415careful with brain-mellowers, if your anxiety is trauma related then they can disrupt healing from that (the same mechanism that stops the anxiety also dampens your brain's ability to refine what it fines anxiety provoking, which is already damaged in traumatized people).
>>33595508In your what?
>>33595499I mean, if that's the only thing you're going by, then how are you sure it's only women making the ones you "can tell" are made by women, and only men making the ones you "can tell" are made by men?
>>33595509Out of the picture, my mom remarried to a good respectable dude.
>>33595514It's an /int/ meme.
>>33595428My statement still stands. Oil up that bussy
>>33595503thats a fun attitude to have as a guy that was born with an immunodeficiency
>dude work your ass off to have a chance of marrying a girl, who will turn into pic related anyways
>>33595405I haven't seen Sinners but I've heard it's good! Now you've got me curious to see it but I won't ask which scene lol. Saw Weapons recently and it was pretty fun and definitely memorable. I won't spoil anything though in case you haven't seen it!
thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipeXw4CTUdU
>>33595522Bigger cock tops, spread those cheeks
need a woman who has chud opinions
>>33595528Working 12 hours a day is not conducive to a relationship.
>>33595258Only correct answer.
>>33595528My ex was like that (not that fat, but pretty fat). Thank God she dumped me.
>tfw goth mom gf who smokes weed out of a 19th century pipe all day
>>33595532I like tall women, but not enough to consume slop.
Do girls ever fantasize about just sucking dick?
>>33595532>thoughts?Thumbnail looks like AI
>>33595473Too small, poor hand-eye coordination, not aggressive enough to run into people at full speed
>>33595510Real answer: Women are generally average intelligence, rarely really dumb, rarely really smart. Men are generally extreme intelligence, either extremely dumb or extremely smart. Chad is woman-tier intelligent, so he has common ground with women. For the average guy, being around a woman is kind of like having exams. The retarded part of a guy has to be kept on a tight leash, and the smart part of a guy has to also be hidden unless the women will find you autistic and weird.This fuels gender tensions because women are literally *never* clueless, because they lack the dumb-half. Everything they do is premeditated, either because they're pretty and know they won't get in trouble, or because they've figured you out already and know what they can get away with. Men catch on to this and enter "exams-mode" not giving women anything except banter which makes women really mad because the women *know* something's up, and can't properly adapt their fake persona to get ahead.
>>33595510us just being here proves we're low on the society's scale of valuea low value man is what women hate the most (besides a high value man rejecting her)
Women:What traits would you give or remove from men if you could magically genetically engineer every male on the planet at once?
>>33595524>thats a fun attitude to have as a guy that was born with an immunodeficiencyIf you have a health factor that is disqualifying from being a soldier for your country and putting your life on the line in a war, why should you be respected?
Would you rather live in China or UAE?
foids, how workable is this as a partner?between my work and my projects, i'm busy between 10 and 15 hours six days a week. i work from home, however, and can schedule my time as i see fit (i have to stick to a schedule tocbe effective, but i can plan days off in a row whenever). my work/projects are enjoyable, so i not miserable outside of the busy window.doable?
>>33595473I'm short as fuck, maybe I could have been a running back. Maybe a white cornerback for the memes. But yeah I wasn't really good at sports and nobody liked me. I grew up before phones and shit, back when you knew your place in the world, no online fantasizing bullshit.
>>33595550I would remove men's desire or willingness to rape.
>>33595517That's nice to hear man :)
>>33595547>Men are generally extreme intelligence, either extremely dumb or extremely smartNo. Men are generally of general intelligence. That is what "generally" means
>>33595553their choice to have such qualifications, additionally i don't determine my worth via government appraisal, nor would i listen to (or care about) anybody that does
>>33595536Chud opinions but hates men, kids, cooking, cleaning, and traditional femininity? Damn, you found the motherlode right here. Just date a femanon.
>>33595559Granted. But men no longer have penises or balls, and therefore have no testosterone and therefore look like prepubescent boys for their entire lives
>>33595547You completely misunderstood that statistic. This is ridiculously retarded lmao
>>33595554I've already lived in one of those places and would probably visit again. The other, not so much since it is a major geopolitical rival of my country and I wrote my dissertation on the threat they pose.
>>33595568Good thing I am bisexual!
>>33595554I guess the UAE if only because China is just that bad. Wouldn't be a fan of it though.>>33595550I would make men far less abrasive and violent.
Need me some bisexual pussy.
>>33595574>>33595559You can only change things that are genetic, rape and violence are in good part social issues, which could only be mitigated by changing men's genes aws a side effect.
>>33595573all women are. You aint special
>>33595570>>33595562See that tiny blue bit sticking out on the right side of the overall and stem graphs, yep that's autism. Women hate it. The reason women are so smug is because they hate being dumber than someone else. Everyone should be equal or slightly worse but not better. Gives them conniptions.
>>33595574>I guess the UAE if only because China is just that bad. Wouldn't be a fan of it though.The UAE isn't that bad, there is a big western expat community there and as long as you hang out with English speakers there you can generally avoid being subjected to the country's cultural weirdness. But I hope you like the outdoors because other than hanging at shopping malls the #1 thing to do for fun there is wilderness camping.
>>33595586Wilderness camping... in the bare desert? Sounds kinda fun honestly, but I imagine you get bored of it
>>33595058>>33595001It's not something worth rethinking a relationship over but it's a pretty shitty thing and it's remarkable when I hear women talk about things like this and they remain completely oblivious to the truth it says about them.Usually unintentionally, they're saying "I am completely willing to hookup with guys and have purely sexual relationships with guys that I don't care about but just find sexually desirable. You are not so sexually desirable that I would be willing to risk the possibility of a serious relationship with despite the fact that many people develop such relationships after hooking up anyway."Or "You're not sexy enough to risk losing you with the cheap sex I'd give a much hotter guy I didn't like."Or "I would fuck a super hot asshole immediately but you aren't that attractive."They might try to escape that meaning, but that's literally what they're saying. And I understand why they hesitate with the better guy. I do. It's still not a good thing to imply you'd fuck a hot jerk first.
Helped jump a hot freshman’s car today. Best thing that’s happened in a while.
>>33595583>Men are generally extreme intelligence, either extremely dumb or extremely smart.This is the retarded part, you dumbass. The average man is the same intelligence as the average woman. There is a bigger number of men in both extremes, but most men are equal to women in intelligence. You fucking retard. I'm exhausted about having to explain this shit to utter mongrels. You are obviously on the lower extreme. Autistic people aren't necessarily on the higher extreme either, nor everyone on that extreme is autistic.
>>33595437Yes, of course. Lots of us come with some kind of less than ideal issue, whether a physical condition or a mental one or some kind of baggage. It's like anything else, some women might see it as a deterrent but many won't
>>33595592>freshmanhate these dumb american words
>>33595528Nobody living in that home has the slightest idea of what it means to "work your ass off".You're probably thinking of "going through the motions as a wageslave, complaining about not getting paid more for doing less".
Girls do better in school because they arent as rowdy as boys and teachers like any other person give women favorable treatment
>>33595588NTAThis is the same country with an indoor skit resort after all, so I can't say I'm too shocked.
>>33595601This is also wrong. My God...
>>33595588It can be, especially if you catch a sight of camels or the occasional ghost village ruins. Some people do all terrain vehicle racing as a hobby out there as well. But desert wilderness camping can get pretty redundant so your situation if you were living in the UAE would probably be the most ideal if you were earning enough money to fuck off to random other countries on holiday during the Summer.
>>33595601How a kid does in school is completely on the parent. If you want to learn, you will. If you go to a school in a decent area, that's on your parent.
>>33595473>you can literally be a high school footballer and get the blonde cheerleader if you want, nobody is stopping you?For the most part, I agree.>Maleanons, what stopped you from becoming a highschool jock quarterback?Complete disinterest in sports, slamming into other guys, any sense of brotherhood, or most of the pathetic morons who played football.I tried out for track. They were alright guys. I just sucked and too many tried out to include me. I still ran with them in practice sometimes.
>>33595606>occasional ghost village ruinsIf you want to see those, China is your place to be. lol
>>33595601Explain Iran.
>>33595595The average man is dumber than the average woman in all respects. You're chimping out because I'm right. I'm in that stem gap on the right side.
>>33595352>im talking about peenerThen no.
>>33595598What dumb foreign words do you prefer?I mean, it's not remotely as stupid as "horseback riding" or the like.
When you were a child, what kind of pills did your parents feed you to cure your autism.
>>33595600I never figured MKG would be an anti-blue collar poster. I guess wageslaves don't work hard in his world.
Girls do better in school because guys know for a fact going to school does not help them get pussy.
>>33595616No. And IQ is not the same as grades. You are wrong in literally every level of your claim. You can't possibly be more wrong.
>>33595623That's not what I said. You simply lack reading comprehension skills.
>>33595574Non-Arabs who live in the UAE and earn enough money to do so will usually buy gym/park/social club memberships at local luxury hotels and spend all their time eating club sandwiches in hotel bars. But I'm talking mainly about North American, European and Australian expats. Indian, African, and SEA guest workers infamously can't afford that life.
>>33595598>American website
>>33595629Yeah, okay. And people who play football are pathetic morons, gotcha.
>>33595633It owned by a gook and it is for ANIME. Normies get OUT!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>33595628Here's another one, dumb-dumb. y-axis means more people x-axis means more IQ. I will accept your girlfriend application as payment.
>>33595622I was in the GATE program in elementary school and they'd give us free food sometimes which I'm sure had something in it to induce autism
>>33595638you'r trying too hard
>>33595634>And people who play football are pathetic morons, gotcha.No. A large portion of the guys who played football in my highschool were morons. Not all. But I would have had to endure the company of the obnoxious morons. No thank you.
>>33595627Nobody teller Schooler anon. It'll break his heart.
>>33595639>The average man is dumber than the average woman in all respectsYou understand how that graph disproves this claim? Just because the orange line goes higher, it doesn't mean "higher IQ". I'm literally pitying you rn. I'm sorry you are so dumb. Must be tough.
>>33595641>you'rYou're not trying hard enough. Go suck a dick.
>>33595640Same lol, pretty sure they'd give us ice cream and pizza. It's funny because most of the kids that were in the program with me really fell off educationally as we got into middle school and high school
>>33595620okay sorry for being born
>>33595490Yes I definitely inherited my mother's ability to nag in addition to the ironing lol. Our bodies are complicated instruments for sure, we'll feel pain in areas that are different than where the source of the pain resides, and I think when it comes to muscles they're just a lot more connected and we use them in ways we don't even realize. I used to dance professionally so had a lot of minor injuries like that though never anything really serious thankfully. Pulled groin is a common one and it can really affect everything. Of course with any injury we end up tensing up from the pain and overcompensating with other muscle groups and it can become a catch 22. It sounds like you're healing well though, just build up your activity gradually. I'm sure you'll be hiking again very soon
PLAP PLAP PLAPGET RESETGET RESET
I believe every femanon's life has inherent value
>>33595648Re-read my post. y-axis means more people. x axis means more iq. There are more women of average intelligence in a population, and more men of extreme intelligences (low-high iq) in the same population. No need to thank me, I'll be here all week.
Femanons, how did your date go?
>>33595638Still American.
Man these Ukrainian FINE SHYTS are hot asf, but they’re so materialistic and shallow. 1 in 20 is a cute art hoe; but then you have to worry about bpdemon activities. Can’t win, bros
>>33595664Do you understand that the averages are still the same? The average man and the average woman have the same intelligence. Holy fuck, you need have your head beat with a bat, maybe your IQ will increase that way.
>>33595663Agree, but their lives would undoubtely be more rich and valuable if they loved me too.
>>33595550I'm not smart enough to mess with nature like that
>>33595668Man these Vietnamese FINE SHYTS are hot asf, but they’re so materialistic and shallow. 1 in 10 is a cute art hoe; but then you have to worry about bpdemon activities. Can’t win, bros
>>33595675Why would you single out myao like that
>>33595676myao's Laotian.
why do guys like genuinely pathetic and awful women, mostly in fiction? there's no end to these miserable losergirl characters these days. i get why girls like them, but guys get super horny AND act all romantic over the concept. when i read this shit it just makes me hate myself. not to be jaded but is it a power thing? like "oh shes so pathetic she'd NEED me which makes me feel wanted which is better than a healthy happy person who won't be dependent she would just want my company if i was cool"? what's the deal with that?
Girls, are you trying to be sexy when you stick your tongue out in pictures?
Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler..
>>33595683"I can fix her" + "she's always available"
>>33595683Honestly, I think it's some sort of protective instintc most of the time. Irl I wouldn't want a girl like that to need me, I'd want to help her precisely so she doesn't need anyone.
>>33595556If you're earning enough to make it worth it then of course it's doable, especially if you have control and flexibility over your schedule. Not everyone would be happy with that lifestyle of course but many will be okay with it
>>33595669Yes, dumb-dumb. The argument is that *more* of the female population (red, y-axis) is average than the male population (blue, y-axis), and that *more* of the male population (blue, y-axis), exists on the 'extremes' (left and right thirds of the x-axis) of the intelligence scale. Glad I could help.
Women, do you like sitting on someone's face?
>>33595683Back in the day even strong and capable women needed men. I know a lot of those, but now, they're all 45+.For a modern woman in her 20s to act like she needs a man, she has to be down BAD. Like, real bad.
>>33595687You're so skibidi
>>33595689Actually, this guy >>33595690 has a point too. Protective instinct go brrrrrr.
>>33595695it doesnt sound comfortable but maybe i just dont get the appeal
>>33595683It's looksmatching but for self-esteem.
you are so fanum tax
>>33595698NTAIndeed. It's great that women don't have to rely on men to live happy lives anymore.
>>33595601Disagree on the favourable treatment bit but yes schools should take the needs of boys into more consideration, like how boys might tend to learn differently or more recess or physical activity for them
State genderWhose names have you written in your Death Note?
>>33595711Yours.
>>33595707I'm not so sure about happy. Pretending-to-be-happy, though, that's a trillion-dollar industry now.
>>33595689i guess, like, why are either of those things appealing? >she's got issues and has nothing going onsounds like a worst case scenario
The only reason boys struggle in school is because teachers are biased towards women. That's why girls in Iran still have higher test scores than boys.>>33595713Cope
>>33595708>or more recess or physical activity for themfinally a femanon that udnerstands me
>>33595665He raped me in the bed of his pickup truck and then left me naked on the side of the trail before he drove off.
Women, how happy are you with your boobs?
>>33595683>oh shes so pathetic she'd NEED me which makes me feel wanted Yes
Chat is this real?
>>33595690wouldnt that be more pity than attraction? i feel like that about homeless people and schizophrenics but i dont romanticize them
>>33595716Yeah, coping is a trillion-dollar industry now.
>>33595719When was this?
>>33595683"She deserves better than what life is giving her. I fix something wrong in the world by loving her."
>>33595694That was never disputed. And that is not what you said. It also doesn't mean that everyone on the extremes is autistic. The extremes you are talking about are 2.7% of the population each, meaning it's around 5% of the population. The global % for autism is 0.78%. Meaning that there's more people in a single of those extremes than autists in the entire world. Furthermore, people with 130+ IQ tend to actually be charismatic, and well liked socially. You have this retarded idea of the misunderstood genius who is rejected by society for being le smart. You are not special. You are just retarded. You want me to go back to every time you said "average"?
>>33595719damn, is that a typical first date in Mississippi?
>>33595722>r/redscarepodWhat even happened to that thing? Didn't it start as a leftist thing and then turn into some far-right show?
>>33595723I romanticise Schizophrenics because I truly believe they are getting spiritual messages from divine beings that they might not always have the mental bandwidth to interpret. But I truly believe they are gifted and blessed with revelations from forces we don't understand.
>>33595723I guess there can be a fine line there. But rather than pitying like you would with a random homeless, you find it endearing and want to be protect and comfort her.
>>33595722That is me :)
>>33595720>Women, how happy are you with your boobs?Meh, 5/10
>>33595719You probably won't get an infection from any germs there, he was just a poser who never used his pickup truck for any actual work.
>>33595683>awful women, mostly in fiction?can you give some examples I can't think of any
>>33595659Dude, if you don't want to know the answer to a question, don't ask it. You want us to lie?
>>33595738NTA. Don't we all want sweet comforting lies?
Why have you chosen to become a wizard instead of a human being?
>>33595738NTA. It's basically psychological self harm
>>33595739Tell me lies, tell me lies. Tell me sweet little lies....
>>33595741Not a wizard yet. But I am scared of women. And femanon with big tits won't give me a chance.
my tummy huwtsfemanons can you rub it?
>>33595741I was never a human being. From the start, people made it clear they didn't think I was one of them. We all knew it was going to go this way.
Femanons,if a guy you went on several dates with this summer (let's say 6-7) gave you a handmade goodbye card framed with his own digital art drawings of you two on the dates you went because you were moving out of state for a job, what would you think and how would you react?Is it cringe or an ick?
>>33595720I feel sometimes like I want to chop them off, deep fat fry them, and then serve the crispy, golden deep fried boobs to starving orphan boys.
What's the best lesbian scene in a movie/video game/TV show?
>>33595741The wizardry chose me.
>>33595746>
>>33595727Sure, I'm enjoying this discussion. Don't forget to include the fact that the population is roughly 50% men and 50% women and so could not possibly be the same without intersecting at the center.
>>33595750Red flag for stalker, maybe even rapist behavior.
>>33595718They should increase it for girls too desu, physical activity is important for everyone but I know testosterone makes it even more so for boys
why has god forsaken me?
>>33595752the scene in the movie ammonite is pretty hot
>>33595720Happy with them for myself, sometimes wish they were a bit bigger for my bf's sake
>>33595758Why are you retarded? Why? >>33595616>The average man is dumber than the average woman in all respects>>33595547>Men are generally extreme intelligence, either extremely dumb or extremely smart>>33595583>See that tiny blue bit sticking out on the right side of the overall and stem graphs, yep that's autism. Women hate itAll of these claims are wrong. And I'm not enjoying the conversation, as I said. It's boring and tiring.
>>33595683I don't think being a loser is what makes a girl lovable, I think she's lovable because she's a compatible human being, and being a loser is just one of many ways in which her life can realistically line up with mine. She would still be sexy and worthy of love if she was rich and famous and confident and powerful, but I don't see our lives colliding then. She could have the exact same heart on the inside, but I have to realistically believe that our hearts can meet in order to give myself over to romanticized fantasies.
>>33595766You sound lovely, I bet he loves them and you.
>>33595750that depends, is the guy an artist?
>>33595751Why only orphan boys, are you sexist or something?
Should I get arancini, calamari, or the mozzarella sampler?
>veiny hands this>veiny hands thatDo women like veiny feet?
>>33595779Feet don't come attached to veiny forearms, sorry.
>>33595779Feet can't grab, squeeze, or pin.
Do girls want to worship hands the way men want to kiss and lick feet?
>>33595785yeah they can
>>33595786No, if I HAD to pick a body part on a guy to worship, it'd be his dick.
>>33595786Only fetishfags want to kiss and lick feet, you weirdo.
>>33595786feet people are weird
I want to squeeze femanon
>>33595786>the way men want to kiss and lick feet?As much of a horny degenerate i am, i have never ever wanted to kiss and lick feet...
>>33595787They're bad at it tho.
>>33595791same, but femanon hates men
>>33595788Is 6.4" enough?
Women, would you tolerate a neck fetishist? He wants to kiss your neck every time he sees you. I'm sorry to gross you out or disturb you with this degeneracy, I just want to know if you could begrudgingly tolerate this.
>>33595786kill your self
>>33595788Is 9.1" enough?
>>33595788not 4.9" thoughwe dont deserve to live
>>33595769>I'm not enjoying the conversation, as I said. It's boring and tiring.My feelings are hurt.>The average man is dumber than the average woman in all respectsIf you put the population that is of low IQ in the same room, there would be more men than women.>Men are generally extreme intelligence, either extremely dumb or extremely smartIf you put the population that is of high IQ in the same room, there would be more men than women.>See that tiny blue bit sticking out on the right side of the overall and stem graphs, yep that's autism. Women hate itYou said.>Furthermore, people with 130+ IQ tend to actually be charismatic, and well liked socially.you even said >You have this retarded idea of the misunderstood genius who is rejected by society for being le smart.only in the next breath to say>You are not special. You are just retarded.So which is it? Are smart people charismatic or are they misunderstood rejects? It sounds a lot like you're conflating charismatics with intelligence.Being smart doesn't automatically make you charismatic.
>>33595737I COULD FIX HER(I couldn't fix her but at least I wouldn't cheat like her real life husband did.)
>>33595786women fetishes are like: what if I fucked a geek / delivery guy/ homeless guy / inmate / grandpa etc. they couldn't care less about trivial details on the male body
>>33595806Why is that name familiar
>>33595804nta but charisma and intelligence are linked.
>>33595809NTAFamily Guy made a joke about her.
>>33595804>So which is it? Are smart people charismatic or are they misunderstood rejects? It sounds a lot like you're conflating charismatics with intelligence.How the fuck did you get that? Is said (You), in particular, are not special. People of 130+ IQ are, in general, also more charismatic than the average person. How are you conflating these things? I never claimed them to be the same, nor did I ever claim that you were smart. >which is it? What? I am not having to choose. You misunderstood the claims. Smart people are charismatic. You are retarded. No contradiction here. YOU are the lne who thinks of smart people as misunderstood rejects, and that notion is wrong.
I wish women had ultra specific fetishes I could indulge.
>>33595809Possibly because she's a famous author and poet who suffered from depression and eventually killed herself.
>>33595796Plenty.>>33595800Too much.>>33595803That's good, assuming that that the lack of confidence is you joking. Because guys who are self conscious about there perfectly usable dicks is one of my biggest turnoffs.
>>33595817big dicks only
>>33595814I never watched that
My friend asked me about my love life and I told her it’s not going well but I don’t want to sound like I’m blaming the men
>>33595809It's a well known work in the west. Anyone with a modicum of education has heard of it.
>>33595817How specific are we talking?
>>33595824Some of us were "homeschooled" or worse, please understand.
>>33595826Men have super specific fetishes, and women are a lot of the time good enough to give us what we want. I'd like to be able to do the same for women. Just whatever their thing is.
>>33595824But is it good
Women would you date a man that still listens to nightcore?
>>33595820Based
>>33595819>guys who are self conscious about their dicks is one of my biggest turnoffsWhy?
>>33595838no one likes insecure people
>>335958324.05 out of 5, based on 1,168,894 ratings and 79,919 reviews.And as for me personally, just one single human being speaking, I enjoyed it.
>>33595832That's up to you.
>>33595803Would you sit in the corner and watch me plap femanon with my big dick?
>>33595841I like insecure women. I like secure women as well. I like both kinds of women. Why can't women like insecure men too?
>>33595838I'm tried of trying to raise people up who put themselves down over nothing.
>>33595845Why would i? Cuck stuff is not fun>>33595841I understand
>>33595850>Why would i? Cuck stuff is not funIt was fun when I got paid a lot of money for starring in it.
>>33595846NTA. Evolution. In the Paleolithic, insecure men didn't survive.
I wish femanon with big tits would give me a chance.
>>33595849>some guys aren't worth the efforti understand
>>33595850It's fun for 2/3 people involved
>>33595853but cao cao became emperor
>>33595860>Paleolithic>cao cao
>>33595860Okay, now look what happened to Liu Bei's son.
>>33595812>You are retarded.Got it.>Smart people are charismatic.>>33595812>charisma and intelligence are linked.It's not actually equivalent? unless I'm just uninformed. I thought the notion was that charisma is "hard to do" therefore, the charismatic person "must be" smart.
>>33595863doesn't even matter. He would own all the other cavemens
>>33595320Are you Asian?
My skin looks so awful
>>33595860>>33595864Do we have like two out of the five people who know shit about the Three Kingdoms in the same thread?
>>33595870No, it's pretty. And so are (You).
Daddy’s gassy today oh my
>>33595874Ew bro lol
>>33595871There are five people on this website who have read the Romance, but there are dozens of people on this website who have watched the 2010 TV show.
>>33595820As a big dicked anon, good taste. Size queens are too rare.
>>33595873Thanks but it’s been covered in tiny little bumps and red blotches for a good week now
>>33595877Is it good? I want to read it, but I don't know if there's a good edition in my language, or a easily available one in english.
>>33595874Need a gf to trap under the blankest and torture with farts for misbehaving.
>>33595871I've read about 15% of the book. I'll marathon the tv show any day now
>>33595869No. But you will be.
>>33595881I have the Moss Roberts translation downloaded but I haven't read it, I've only watched the 2010 TV show.
>>33595885How will I become Asian?
>>33595870Semen is good for skin
imma need all the korean femanons to start bussin it down sexual style
>>33595866nta but that's bullshit, pulling teeth is also hard to do. Doesn't make you smart.
>>33595889I don’t have a boyfriend
>>33595837>>33595878I'm a man
>>33595883Hope you enjoy it>>33595886What I meant to ask is if the show's good.
>>33595866>It's not actually equivalent? unless I'm just uninformed. I thought the notion was that charisma is "hard to do" therefore, the charismatic person "must be" smart.No, it's not the same.
>>3359589070 years hard labor
>>33595815forgot to link>>33595866
>>33595894You should get one.
I like those videos of the cute Korean cheerleaders doing the dance to the stupid chicken song
>>33595906I’m trying
>>33595693i'm slated to make something 61k to 97k (closer to 61k if i reduce my work hours from 7 hours to 5 hours *or* i could take an extra two or so days off per week. the high end doesn't mean more hours, just harder work and less days off). how much does any of that change the equation?
>>3359591070 years hard labor
>>33595911Have you considered asking one out? Most men are pretty nice, you know.
>>33595914Dude, Can i pleeeeaseee marry your sister. I'll give you state secrets
>>33595897I enjoyed the show.Here's Cao Cao tricking an enemy commander to delay their battle until the sun is in the enemy's eyes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZBl2PXhMXsHere's Cao Cao giving an inspirational speech after losing a battle.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y06ehdYDycYIt's carried on charisma and WTF moments.When Zhao Yun risks his life to rescue Liu Bei's baby, Liu Bei wants Zhao Yun to know that being a capable and loyal subordinate makes Zhao Yun worth more to Liu Bei than any baby.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg_LEDEH5ik
I dont get why women hate male insecurity so much. I hate that i have to be perfect confidence man to women to like me
>>33595853NTA but insecure women probably didn't either. It's probably mostly a modern phenomena anyways, as we all have the luxury of being able to sit around and overthink things
>it's autism hours in /atoga/
>>33595927soon it's gonna be autism hours in your mother's womb once i get over there
>>33595924Insecurity is irritating to anyone whose not a whiney bitch, male or female.
>>33595927?its always autism hours?
>>33595927I'm having a good time talking about books and TV shows. I don't know what conversation you're in.
>>33595924Weak man = weak genetics, bad father, no survival etc whereas women are assessed for babymaking
>"Better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum" -Sun Tzu, Tao Te ChingMoidsWhat are your thoughts?
>>33595922One of the few things I know about Three Kingdoms is that Cao Cao is quite a character. And I definitively wasn't expecting the baby thing. There comes a point where you wonder if it's just a cultural difference or the characters are just supposed to be that goofy.I knew there's the famous Journey to the West show, I heard about this one too. And from what I've seen, Red Chamber and Water Margin have shows too, so I think the time for social credit has come. Thanks.
>>33595927
about to become a 25 year old virgin feeling like absolute shit anonsI got a week to turn this around but I'd have to resort to cold approaching girls at bars/clubs because I got no fucking leads right now
>>33595942NTAAutism should be cured.
>>33595918Yes but he said no
>>33595939Sun Tzu also advised to know the terrain. So I guess it'd depend on the type of sink and the type of cum.
>>33595943Omw to be a 24yo khhv next month.
>>33595943get /fit/, learn enough social skills to get a hookup then start looking for a gf
>>33595939From what I heard about moids they don't actually cum in sink, they piss in sink
>>33595943Id rather date a 26 year old virgin than a 26 year old whore
All femanons are lesbians so why do you even post here?
>>33595943>>33595949Ha, got you beat. I'll be a 27 khv in a few months.
>>33595949wishing you the best anon, fuck what the normies and incel crabs on this website say we can grab life by the balls and turn this around
>>33595957I wish femanon with big tits grabbed my balls
>>33595943I'll be a 27 khhv soon...
>>33595947you're gonna have to ask more men than that, anonny>>33595955if my thread crush is a lesbian, than so am i
>>33595676>>33595679vat ??
>>33595945I don't think that's how it works
>>33595939I think I'm gonna let that sink in.
>>33595963hi myao! did you like my stinky room post? :D
>>33595951I agree but I need to get laid in like a week otherwise I'll be virgin at 25rn I'm like a 6/10 and funny/charismatic but I got 40% autism levels and girls always get the ick even though I'm talking to weird art girls at indie gigs and not normies>>33595954I agree but I'm a guy I feel so inadequate>>33595956condolences
>>33595963do you like, come to atoga and then CTRL+F "myao" or something?
>>33595963You are from laos????? what
>>33595964Autism is a mental defect and mental defects of all types should be cured.
>>33595962He was the only man i liked
https://files.catbox.moe/6ybwqj.mp4Girls this could be us
>>33595955I literally just sucked a cock today. I'm not a lesbian. I'm bi.
>>33595959too real man
>>33595963im so gassy
>sister has half-gray hair at 30>she points out that I have a few white hairs todayits over
>>33595970I don't think you can cure mental defects
>>33595972virusillegal contentdont click
>>33595968I think every namefag actually does that. They reply to posts mentioning them hours before their first post in the day.
>>33595966>>33595408u didn't reply :c>>33595968only when ive been gone for a bit to see if i missed anything>>33595969no ??????
>>33595977dude you’re like… old
>>33595979That's only because people have been propagandized to think it's evil to do so.
>>33595971aw, i know how that goes anon. i oftentimes feel that way about my ex. the cynical answer is: the feelings are a trick of the mind, do not pay them any mind. they are damaged parts of you that cannot let go of what they ought to. (but i know reading that doesn't make it better :<)
>>33595975go burp anon>>33595980ty ㅠㅠ
>>33595967yeah blah blah blah, just get /fit/ , sleazemaxx and trawl hookup sites and apps until you get laid and lose the "I have never had pussy" aura
>>33595982drop and give me 20 long strokes GO
>>33595984how do you cure it? where is the pill for it
>>33595982>u didn't reply :cit's part of my mysterious character. what do you think?
State genderDo you think it's a good idea to have your first time with a hookup?
Myao can you do this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwiPVdIdYdc
>>33595981QT and MKG are the worst offenders, but it's sad to see someone new sink to their level.
>>33595992FNo I don’t think any hook up is a good idea
>>33595990You would have to cross the brain wires to make them function more properly. Anyways, no research has been able to be put into this thanks to propaganda about how being a retard actually makes you a special snowflake and doesn't cause any problems for you or other people whatsoever. There's nothing wrong with ableism and the world would be a much better place if ableism was more widely accepted.
>>33595983it's so fucking over
>>33595980Rude, it's romance, not illegal content. That's like the dream couple
>>33595974If only she would give me a chance...>>33595992MNo.
>>33595997Do you think every problem can be solved?
>>33595992MNO
>>33594760FThat women unequivocally hate men.
>>33595992FAbsolutely not. I'm not a tradcuck who thinks you should save it for marriage, but for fuck's sake don't just throw your first time away like that.>>33596003No, but we shouldn't be propagandized into thinking fixing certain problems is evil because they make people uncomfy.
>>33595992MIf you are a late age virgin male, you just gotta get it out of the way, you are too far behind
>>33596007I just don't see this propaganda you are talking about and how it influences research. I think it is just a very hard problem
>>33596006You do. I have seen no proof otherwise
>>33595972>>33595980Woah I clicked it and the video didn't even play.
>>33595988like painting right ? like brush strokes ..?>>33595991diee !!>>33595994i think anyone with bones could do that
>>33596009Yeah okay, now I know you're fucking lying. The idea of curing mental defects such as autism being evil is permeated throughout society and shoved into people's faces. To say otherwise means you either have a room temperature IQ or you're lying.
Meow
>>33595972the best part is when bro takes over holding the door shut so man can stand back and take it in.
>>33596010Go talk to my ihatemen sock puppet about it.
>>33596014I am not lying. Give me examples. And also that is not even how research grants work
>>33595992mobviously not. i can't say i know what goes into good sex because i'm still an old virgin, but i certainly know you aren't going to find out with a hookup, at the very least because it would (for me anyway) be an entirely different vibe from sex with someone i'm in a relationship with, who are the people with the biggest stake in me fucking good
>>33595913There's no equation, your work is what it is and ideally you have a schedule that suits you and you earn enough to meet your needs. I thought you said were working 60-90 hours a week, 10-15 hours a day/6 days a week, but maybe I misread that. But whatever your hours, people just make things work. Lots of people have demanding jobs that take a lot of hours and time and attention away even when they're off the clock, or they have shift work, or any other number of things. Sometimes people's schedules dovetail together perfectly, sometimes there are sacrifices to make things work, but anything is doable when you're on the same page
>>33595973Which bianon are you?
>>33596015woof
crinkle femanons into jelly!
>>33596012no. stroke my cock with your hands 20 times
Am I a dick for finding it annoying when a bartender mistakes me for someone else and tries to be all buddy-buddy?
>>33596015Woof.
>>33596015Anon do you speak my language?
>>33596012>diee !!okay it is confirmed, myao hates me.it has never been so over. i lost.
>>33596029*orange cat noises*
death to all cats
>>33596024why she looks like taht
>>33596017No i want femanons to say "no i dont hate you" and then say what they like about men to prove me wrong
>>33596024>female porn is just large faceless men manhandling passive women
>>33596038NTA>I use 4chan to base my entire understanding of womenPlease tell me you're trolling.
>>33596016I liked the start and when the music kicks in
>>33596036nerve gas
>>33596041No. I used twitter and reddit as well
>>33596038What, I like that they're people too?
>>33596029Cats don't speak my language.
>>33596021sorry, my job is strange. it's styled like a gig economy job, so the amount per hour is variable and so the amount i make is variable, i always have high paying work available but it's also less fun and much more grind-y. the 60k figure is making a minimum daily amount ($200), which would take me less than 7 hours a day to make, but if i work the full 7 hours and the higher paying jobs, i end up more towards the 98k figure. that's where the altered hours were coming from, the 61k has me purposefully reducing hours.yeah i've noticed the best partners for me are fellow creatives, cuz they can be productive in their own stuff while i do my things. i worry about penciling in time for a relationship (or a family, fuck i really want a family) but also still doing the things i do. gonna have to pick one or the other at some point, i think
I will have diarrhea
>>33596044Oh>I base my entire understanding of women off of social mediaNo wonder you're retarded.
FemanonsWhat do you think the % chance is of a moid here being a decent guy?
>>33596026ah>>33596031i don't hate u :cu did lose tho>>33596050godspeed anon
>mother hit me>mother slap me>daddy bring me to the fire, throw me in~
>>33596052I'm nice, we've been over this already
>>33596052naglike 80% if a foid picked mei'm a little biased but i think it's fair desu
>>33596052Less than 5%.
Women and men, I need an opinion My mom has always done a terrible job at defending me from my dad’s verbal abuse. When I was 4 I was diagnosed with autism. Around that time my dad started verbally abusing me greatly and still does to this day (at least I remember him starting around then), he usually calls me things like fat (when I started gaining weight around age 8 or 9), retarded, stupid, bald (when I started balding), ugly, faggot (I’m not gay at all), pussy, mentally ill, nutcase, stuff like that.Her response was always to him “(anon’s dad), stop with the namecalling”. And whenever I said to her that isn’t enough defense, she would just say “anon, I can’t control your father” Recently, after almost 20 years of this, she has wanted a divorce. This in itself would be kinda weird since my dad has always acted the way he’s acted (kinda, he’s always been abusive but after almost dying from a drug overdose 10+ years ago he became more abusive), but she had also started to say to my dad “You treat anon like garbage and you say the meanest worst things to him! He thinks nothing of himself because of you!”long story short, I think my mom suddenly wants to divorce my dad because she found another man. Therefore, I don’t think my mom actually cares about the verbal abuse that has rendered me into a small, ego-less, extremely insecure man that is afraid of everything to the point he’s full of hatred, she’s just using that as an excuse to leave my dad.Should I take anything else from this? Am I taking the wrong thing from this?
>>33596022The one you like least.
>>33595913>>33596049NTA but you're very fixated on the pay and not the fact that you're anticipating 90/112 waking hours being spent on work weekly.
>>33596055yo whats blud goin on bout ohmygawwwd bruh
Plapping femanon so hard it freaks out the neighbors.
>>33596035life to all cats
>>33596033Bless you my child >>33596048Meow?
>>33596063ive been there
>>33595992Female, for most people probably not especially not for girls. It depends on personality though and it's okay if that's how it happens, as long as the person in question is okay with it
>>3359605290% are just assholes9% are nice until you're in private and then they start demanding nudesProbably just 1% are actually decent people
My boyfriend is only 5’5, should I dumb him?
>>33596071Just because of the height?
>>33596061well the anon had mentioned that it was dependent on pay, so i was just trying to get a sense of how that impacts the vibe. i know the hours sounds like a lot, but it's work + creative projects + study to contribute to the two, so there is a hobby aspect to it (and also i'm naturally awake for about 18 or 19 hours a day)
>>33596065cats are thugs, theives and rapists
>>33596071not only should you dumb him, you should lean him too
>>33596071No, you're dumb enough for the two of you
>>33596066*gets stuck climbing the screen door**yowls*
>>33596071fake
>>33596060You aren't kataraposting
>>33596071That's a girlfriend. Peg him.
>>33596083Meant korraposting goddammit
Femanons only want to date men that look like this
>>33596083The other one you hate, not that one.
>>33596085Good idea
>>33596076so are humans but im not encouraging mass suicide yet !>>33596087what the fuck is happening
>>33596079Ah man that’s the third time this week. Little kitten I build you a catio so you can walk around the door?
>>33596087Rob Liefield is a national treasure and must be protec
>>33596087No they want guys like this
>>33596091>not encouraging mass suicide yet !>yetwoa>>33596091>what the fuck is happeningNothing much. What's happening with you?
femanons...i don't really have a bed or anything i just sleep on the floor...would you get the ick if you saw that?
>>33596087I don't think chests do that
>>33595412I'm taking a Chinese class right now, it is absolutely true and the different tones make speaking and hearing the language sound so odd. I think it is a pretty written language but spoken it sounds jarring.
>>33596099YES
>>33596092*ignores catio**gets stuck on window screen**yowls*
>>33596014NTA but there is a lot of ongoing research into biomarkers for autism and adhd rn, I know people who are involved in it
How would femanons react to a fake proposal like in that vid?
>>33596097sorry, latinas only>>33596100exactlyunrealistic expectations of men
Let it be known I have asked for help literally millions of times From doctors From my parents From my friends From fucking school staff From random strangers online And no one gave a fuck Stop saying “oh that person should of asked for help, they would of gotten it”No they wouldn’t No one wants to help anyone Everyone is a selfish asshole And they will tell you it’s because “muh individualism”
>>33596040is this a bad thing
>>33596103Really? I think it sounds very pretty. Sounds like people are singing
>>33596110So what, you wanna force the world to bend to your will because you got a bad hand in life?
too many namefagstoo many imposterspeace
>>33596110Asking for help != whining
>>33596107They would get mad and say that you hate women
>>33596110F Me too
>>33596099>>33596104based, ickmaxxx the foidssleep on the floorleave no survivors
>>33596114Prophet Mohammed (peace be upon him) once said this
>>33596099Futon?>>33596105I hope you like mousing because that’s how you are paying for that door.
>>33596098>woah>What's happening with you?hungry n made my hair all cute !!
>>33596115>my dad verbally abuses me everyday >fuck off and pull yourself up from your bootstraps, btw he loves you One day I’m gonna be rich and I’m gonna make sure no homeless shelters or new housing or anything like that is built in my backyard. I’m also gonna write letters to Congress people about the importance of H1-B visas and how Indians are smarter than “retarded” Americans. I can do whatever I want, I’m my own damn man
>>33596111It supports the idea that women don't care about anything other than your body and want to be treated like objects.
>>33595473>Maleanons, what stopped you from becoming a highschool jock quarterback?Alcoholic mother causing me to drop out so I could stop her from offing herself and take care of my pets. A complete lack of guidance on how to develop myself into who I wanted to be physically. With all that said, it is easy to blame circumstance but in truth the only way forward is seeing the faults of my own actions and fixing them for the future.
>>33596125NTAYes anon, you're the only human being to have ever suffered in life. You're such a special snowflake for your suffering.
Do you know where the dirty laundry is hidden? Do you know where the bodies are buried?
>>33596125Get away from your dad
>>33596126is this a bad thing
>>33596099It sounds like it could be nice.>>33596120Thanks for the reference.
>>33596054>ahso are you going to drop and give me 20? im tired of waiting
>>33596122Cat Poster, how many of the cats that you have posted have you masturbated or ate out? Have you licked the pussies' pussies?
>>33596104y-you too>>33596120>>33596122no futon, just a sleeping bag and a blanket. sleep on my back, straightest back in the world
Guys, i'm tired of being meong meong. The responsibility is too much to handle. I'm hanging up the cape. I've actually been Anonymous this whole timeannyeonghi gaseyo
>>33596131One of the healthiest relationships I ever saw was a mother who had sex with her dad after her mum died. She really loved him and she showed it by giving him tonnes of sex, like his personal concubine-daughter.
i'm calling it too, i gotta retire. chairman, it's been a real pleasure serving as your admiral, but i have a meong meong that i need to make m-preg or be made m-preg by, if you'll excuse me.
>me when femanon comes out of the shower
>>33596125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMaSh20qBbg
>>33596139i firmly believe you, myao, lha, and jimmy are all the same person
>>33596137What possessed you to ask such a question? Of course I don’t anon.
Is this all because of the homosexual montage sequence you saw on TV?
>>33596112I think it sounds good in artistic avenues such as calligraphy (in this case, written), poetry, and music (listening to fei yu-ching right now) but casual speaking? It sounds unnatural to me. I wouldn't say it is repulsive but it is certainly an acquired taste. I don't like that it feels like you have to be very intentional with every sound you make due to how much they can vary, sounds don't flow into each other like in most other languages.
>>33596145No, JIMMY! :) is me but I had to explain the joke because anons were ruining itI actually have all those others filtered now
>>33596143Time to get back in.
I don’t like being single
>>33596148Cat anon, how many of the cats that you have posted have you called ICE on?
>>33596099that's not horriblesleeping on hard surfaces is good for ur body but u should atleast use a blanket beneath u so ur not laying on the dirty ground !!>>33596136uhhhh ummmmmm umm
>>33596049If it's irregular or unstable than that might be a deterrent for some people, but obviously not everyone will feel that way and I think it's great that you're seemingly doing something you love. Long term sometimes a partner with a more steady job with benefits might be good especially if you want children, but people who are self employed or in creative fields can also arrange their own benefits and savings plans
>>33596059live where you can, get a job, move out when you feel ready or are forced toyou probably wont live a happy life, but that isn't promised in life
>>33596153then don't be??
Thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLPLjlHaaWw
>>33596139:c >>33596142:cc>>33596143that's kinda cute lols
>>33596162bad slop
>>33596152>me when i see cat poster the elderawooooga *jaw drops to floor*
Until I get a gf like pic rel I will continue sleeping on the floor, I will piss in the sink
I'll be getting really high in an hour, what should I watch?
>>33596168boku no pico
>>33596139Wait didn't it just start like a few minutes ago or am I a just a dum dum?
>>33596145ning
>>33596170yes to both questions
>>33596166Watch out for sleeping bag anon.
>>33596052>What do you think the % chance is of a moid here being a decent guy?Like 50%. I don't think most of the guys here are bad, but they definitely have some issues they need to work through.
>>33596174Aw :0
>>33596122*leaves dead mice under the couch*
>>33596175h-hey, i'm a nice guy, don't spread rumors v_v
>>33596143>You smell a strong smell of soapHaha that's right, I don't wash the soap off!
Femanons do you think about us during your irl life?
>>33596181you guys read this? this femanon keeps soap in her cooter. she's sick!!!
Women are easy. Just be mean to them and allude to their fertility.
>>33596110If you're an adult, help doesn't mean someone swooping in and rescuing you and making everything better. You have to be open to actually receiving the help that is offered, and also be willing to help yourself
>>33596183Sometimes in my dreams.
If I get a boyfriend is he going to want me to be mean to him ?
>>33596185I dont want to be mean to women :\
>>33596178Good work brain cell.
>>33596189Not necessarily. If my hypothetical gf is mean to me, i will probably secretly cry and be too scared to leave the relationship
Pissed off incel anon here All the men here are simps, and all the women are pick-me-girls. You’re both all ugly. I may be ugly myself but at least I’m not a simp. Why I keep coming back here I have no idea, at least you guys where nice to me when I apologized about freaking out while in the hospital (you might remember the guy going schizo because he was in the hospital) I will continue to whine, because even if I wrote the world’s most perfect essay about my suffering to the world most kind and loving person, they’d tell me to fuck off and die And not only will I continue to whine, I will continue to be an “insufferable cunt”. I will continue to be “mean spirited”. I will continue to be everything you hate out of a man. And guess what? I might start saying I’m going it because it’s “punk af”. I’m just being rebellious bro. Respect me and my anti authority attitude dudes.But seriously, you’re all only slightly more desirable than me. You’re all worth as much as dirt. Just because I’m a literal piece of shit whose own parents don’t love him doesn’t make you guys a nice slice of apple pie. You’re just as bad as Reddit troons. Even /v/irgins and /pol/tards are better than y’all.
>>33596189Hell no
>>33596194not reading all that. TLDR? where's my subway surfer gameplay?
>>33596194Didn't read. Get well soon.*mwah*
>>33596189us moids literally just want you to love us, be respectful, and be loyal. none of that is "be mean"the handful of moids who think they want that are just crazies
>>33596194>I will continue to whine, because even if I wrote the world’s most perfect essay about my suffering to the world most kind and loving person, they’d tell me to fuck off and dieYeah it's almost like no one on 4chan gives a shit about your suffering and you're not a special snowflake for your suffering.
Women, do i disgust you?
>>33596183A lot of times, but it most anons are kind of being mixed into the same people? It's weird.
>>33596192So if I’m nice to you you’ll have no problem leaving
>>33596195>>33596199Then why do men only date mean girls
>>33596194Happy for you or sorry that happened.Ain't nobody got time to read your book.
>>33596191*yowls*
>>33596205taylor swift is mean?
>>33596203Not really. If you're nice to me, i'll become attached to you in a happy way.
Give us one good reason why we should care about you moids
>>33596156>umthats a yes
>>33596205So why do good girls like bad guys? I've had this question for a really long time?
Hi myao!>>33596168I usually listen to/play music but I watched this a few months back and it was really enjoyable lolhttps://youtu.be/lSZ9C3sK4Bg
>>33596194Damn anon, you are way too hardcore for us. Atoga isn't meant to be this dark
>>33596211big veiny hands on your waist
>>33596211Um, i'm good with animals. I love them.
I did something really stupid today
>>33596205Retardation
>>33596211Dont have one. I think femanons should leave us to our misery. You'll be better off without us
>>33596211No
>>33596220Sharpie in pooper?
>>33596220What did you do?
>>33596205some of you are really pretty and start off by lovebombing us so we trick ourselves into thinking that you being mean to us is just a temporary phase and we stick around expecting the wonderful and beautiful person we thought we were dating is coming back any minute now
>>33596211Because even bad people are people, and the world is bad enough without adding more misery to it.
>>33595973Gluck Gluck 9000?
Do you skip the foreword chapter?
Atoga men are low IQ?
Wish women like this were real
>>33595992MNo
>>33596234Yes.
I think men love mean women and think women must like that too so they neg us
>>33596194You won't be happy with yourself until you take responsibility for your own life and build each brick with your own hands.Is that fair? No. Is that life? Yes, for most people. Nothing good comes from taking part in the oppression Olympics, it just becomes complacent self loathing, take it from me. You can't control the hand you're given but you can control how you play it. Until you accept this you will not find happiness in this world.
>>33596236I am very smart academically but retarded in everything else
>>33596236Yes.
>>33596211You have a clit, and I have a tongue.
>>33596243How smart
>>33596241only neggers neg
>>33595992MI really don't think it matters but if it matters to you then I guess save it for a meaningful connection.
>>33596234No, although I might skip it temporarily and read the first couple of chapters and then go back to the forward. Sometimes I'll read the afterwards before reading the book too
>>33596241No, negging is about showing that she isn't on a pedestal for you, and that you are a "bad boy" who isn't going to walk on eggshells.
>>33596241men neg women because men observe the pattern of it working extraordinarily well
>>33596059No. I think your mom was finally done doing whatever drug was her choice and she realizes the error of staying with an abusive (nonviolent?) moid.
>>33596189if a gf said something mean to me, i don't think i'd take it very well. i grew up in a household of people that were mean and bitter to each other all the time, immediately takes me back to that time. i really really go out of my way to not say anything if i have nothing nice to say, and i'd probably just shut down and, if it was egregious enough, i'd break up probably on the spot. ymmv though i'm a bit of a nut
>>33596236Some may say it's approaching 0
>>33596201I wouldn't be able to say anything if I don't know anything about you, anon!
>>33596247I almost had a perfect 4.0 gpa in uni
>>33596265That means nothing without the major
>>33596236No, I am a good shape rotator
>>33596236When we were testing them last fall in the thread, I got 150
>>33596257It doesn’t work though
>>335960525%You moids have flaws. Whether or not they activate problems in a relationship entirely depends upon a femanon pittying you enough.
Women, what's your favorite way to masturbate?
>>33596266Electrical engineering
>>33596272Is this thinly veiled Ohio shittalk again
>>33596213The song played in my head when I read this, lols.>>33596220What would that stupid thing be, anon?
>>33596263I'm a 27 year old khhv who hangs around in atoga as my only female interaction
>>33596273Humping my fingers while lying on my stomach
>>33596278No this is thinly veiled QT shittalk.
>>33596278How do you even reach that conclusion?
>>33596232I sounded retarded as fuck just going crazy on it, but I didn't care.
>>33596280I don't find you disgusting then, I think that's fine.
>>33596284>I sounded retarded as fuck just going crazy on itmen like that
>homicidally angry>obtain cheeseburger>everything is sunshine and rainbows nowDo femanons know this feel?
Femanon, rate your tummy
>>33596284Incredibly based
>>33596236ya, only 136 sadly
>>33596269no, it works disgustingly well.
>>33596293What an awful picture
>>33596284Did you swallow?
>>33596212:p>>33596214halloo
>>33596291More or less, yeah. I try to eat on a schedule to avoid having my brain go off kilter
>>33596293I call this the "female chronic smoker" phenotypelike why does every single female chainsmoker have those disgusting fucking eyes, ugly chin, and gross belly
>>33596158the work itself is stable, it's just the specific gigs and their pay rate that is not, but thankfully i always have jobs that pay in a particular range. i don't think a person would be able to get any impression my job were unstable based on my finances.you're right the benefits stuff tho, job pays well but no benefits, gotta organize that stuff myself (admittedly i havent yet). i've heard that what companies offer tends to be trash compared to things you can organize yourself, though
This is what i look like when femanon sucks my cock
>>33596293Managed to get down some yogourt so it's feeling pretty good, 8/10
>>33596236>/atoga/ has much lower IQ than average>/atoga/ has much bigger cocks than average...
>>33596296Not on me it just makes me cry
>>33596304You turn chinese?
Women, is it true you like men who "act/look a bit gay"?
>>33596307:/
>>33596278No, I get the impression that despite personal grievances, she'd consider him in the 5%.
>>33596306BBC genetics
Women have you ever seen a grown man cry?
>>33596298Not this time. Maybe next time.
>>33596316He sounds like a lucky guy regardless
good night femanonsgood night manonsgood night thread crushi'm gonna sleep like a giant BABY tonight!!
>>33596320babies wake up every 4 hours and cry
>>33596320goodnight anon
>>33596320Who's the thread crush?
>>33596315Yes a few times. It was always during highly emotional moments, so I won't go into further detail.
>>33596315Yea
>>33596304This is what I look like when I post on atoga
Men how intensely do you wash your butts
Men how does it feel that society itself and its expectations have completely fucked you over by making it extremely difficult to form in-depth relationships with either other men or women?
>>33596329I don't know how to measure that intensity.
>>33596326>>33596327have you ever made a grown man cry?
>>33596330It hasn't
>>33596330
>>33596330Nah, I'm cool. Society didn't fuck me over, I fucked myself over.
>>33596319I felt luckier to have someone in my life who'd entertain my desperate plea to meet up, sit down and talk with me instead of just taking advantage of me to make sure I was in a good headspace before the hookup, then give me exactly what I want exactly how I want it without being selfish about it at all.
>>33596330the thread is for asking the opposite gender questions, not your fellow men.
>>33596330Sucks i guess. Thats why i play video games, watch anime, and post on /atoga/ instead of participating in real life
>>33596332No.
>>33596321it aint easy being cheesy anon>>33596324hey you too admiral :D>>33596325could be you, maybe. i don't know them very well, but i know them when i see them.
>>33596303Yeah, you probably want to set up a benefit plan for yourself regardless but if you want to have kids it'll be pretty important. It's great you have steady work in a creative field you love anon, I know you'll meet the right person soon
>>33596330Pails in comparison to the futility of human nature. Those are feelings that don't go away easy.
>>33596304You start gaming really hard?
I may have to order more sliders. They're so good.
>>33596315Yes, of course
>>33596343hey thanks anon thats really nice of you, we'll see what happens
>>33596291>Do femanons know this feel?We invented it
MenWhen was the last time you cried and what was it about?
>>33596307you don't really understand, then.negging isn't an insult like 'you're ugly'. It's a backhanded compliment. When it isn't blatantly obvious what he's doing, women almost without fail double the attention they give that man.
>>33596348That looks pretty good!
>>33596348Looks like shit. I would eat 10 of them. Enjoy.
>>33596354Grandma funeral
>>335962936/6, for my 6 pack
>>33596299To answer your question from yesterday (didn't see it until after I got home at like 2am lol), yes the new deftones album is good. I recommend giving it a listen :)
>>33596330I don't feel
>>33596360NTAIt's always tough losing a loved one. I remember when my grandpa died. It'll be okay anon.
>>33596354Probably when I broke up with my girlfriend
>>33596354Yesterday, anon posted about how he kept his sick cat warm all day.
>>33596354>When was the last time you criedCouple weeks ago>what was it about?my shit life i guess
>>33596354depending on what you mean, the spicy chili I ate yesterday or watching a war movie when I was 18
>>33596367Thanks man
>>33596348Those look really good
Went to a function where the girl I have a secret crush on was supposed to go and she wasn't there.This is right after I skipped out on a pool party where she actually went and I didn't know.The universe is trying to tell me something.
>>33596329I will not use a shower that hasn't been upgraded to AssBlasster 9001 status.
>>33596332Yea
>>33596355Oh then men are just straight up mean to me
>>33596354certainly shared this before, but just a couple days ago over my cat. had to put him down about 10 months ago, he was 20. had a lot of other similarly bad shit happening at the same time, never really got a chance to catch my breath and process his death, think i did that just a few days ago while suuuper high and coming out of a multi-day doomer arc. miss that lil nigga but sometimes i see him in my dreams and that has been a real treat getting to be greeted by him again!
>>33596354Because my crush didn't want me
Femanon, will you be like this as a gf?>>>/wsg/5927039
>>33596329I spray some water there but I'm not going to push my wash sponge in my asscrack
>>33596354No clue, I have a terrible memory and I don't like expressing my feelings
>>33596389I wouldn't buy THAT much.
>>33596394KEK
>>33596354I took 150 mg of THC and induced a flashback to the exact moment the love of my life left me. It was awful.
>>33596330But they haven't, I don't struggle to form in-depth relationships for that reason. The issue is a mix of my autism and other things that we can also just call autism for brevity
>>33596389I’ll be like the bf
>>33596354I cried from laughter watching this old man listen to Jinjer - Pisces
>>33596293Disgusting, tranny thought I was pregnant, gym bunny called me sir today for wearing a loose Tshirt and no bra with tights. Brb killing myself.
>>33596392What about soap on your hand and using that to wash your butt hole
>>33596389I'd be worse୧(ಠДಠ)୨
>>33596402You should lose some weight
Women you wanna play Final Fantasy XIV with me?
>>33595940>>33595922>>33595871I've been reading up through the thread and what are the oddsI watched episode 1 last night kek
>>33596396Based do it until it doesn't hurt anymore
How do you cope with getting older and watching everyone you love die?
>>33596409no. i like the wakfu mmo.
>>33596396What was she like
>>33596329I shove a bar of soap up my ass
>>33596418>wakfu mmo.the only based woman on this entire website
>>33596404Disgusting, yuck
>>33596415I’m going to die first
>>33596418>Wakfu MMOI like the artstyle and the idea of a turn-based MMO but I could never get into the gameplay
>>33596389Same vibes as this guy
>>33596389I'd rather kms than touch the penis of a man that lets anyone treat him like that.
>/aogta/ ruined the sliders by reminding me of >herI hate this thread.
>>33596431The fuck are sliders?
>>33596421i like grinding the starting area forever to get every single armor set while listening to audio dramas
I can’t go ten seconds without thinking of him
>>33596436dont make these kind of posts unless you are going to say what you like about him
>>335964334t1lh>>33596348
>>33596415Death comes for us all. That's why it's important you don't waste the time you have with people, and on Earth yourself.
>>33596415>everyone you love die>everyone you loveEasy, I just don't have any of those
>>33596438Why not say burgers like a normal person? Also, how does that remind you of a girl? Was she that fat?
Fuck. Here we go. ;_;
My autism severely affects my attempts at relationships and friendships. I’m old enough now that I have learned to notice social cues, but I still often miss the mark. I talk either too little or too much. I often overemphasize/overestimate the importance of someone’s actions and get attached pretty easily. I tend to cope with this by simply being extremely standoffish. A bitch really. But I just feel so inept and awkward.
>>33596437His cock
>>33596431The only thing I'm sliding into is femanon's juicy snapper
>>33596441Wooow, watch out people, we got a 13yo edge lord over here that ran away from home because mom said he can't go ti school stoned.
>>33596444You sobbing again?
>>33596444Don’t cry anon
>>33596448Nice projection, but I just don't have friends and my parents were abusive so I don't really have much in the way of family either
>>33596437Everything even the things that make him retarded
>>33596415Cherish the people you love while they're here with you, carry the sorrow of losing them inside you, and remember everyone else is also carrying their own sorrows and losses
>>33596446that's it?
>>33596451This is the cringest bullshit anyone could possibly say to a crying person. "Stop displaying unpleasant emotions because it makes me feel awkward and this is my attempt to soothe you by just telling you to not have these emotions". Amazing.
>>33596442NTADon't be dumb. Sliders are a small sandwich and often aren't even beef.
>>33594667i really love girl feet and soles
>>33596431You should have know better than to open the thread while you were out. Nothing good ever comes from it
>>33596460Stop crying pussy
>>33596462retard
>>33596460Wow so ebin and based, I can tell your parents wake up every day thankful that they had you
100 years ago, a witch cursed my bloodline with 5 generations of aura debt.
>>33596461>he's never had a chicken burger
Do femanons have nice souls? (not soles)
I know I can't have her but her memory won't leave me even after ten years the nightmares won't stop I hate this make it stop
>>33596455the abusive in question:>anon, stop throwing a tantrum over not getting the expensive car you wanted for your bday, other kids don't even get one >being mad after you didn't do your one weekly chore for three months straight >anon, your brother is able to bring home his homework every day, it's really not that difficult >can you help me carry the groceries inside? >oh come on, we've been running errands for you for decades and you can't even stop on the way home to pick up some milk? >who will be there? Your curfew is at 10pm, remember
>>33596470Why you say that?
>>33596445Everyone experiences that anon, although yeah it's more difficult when your neuroatypical but they're still part of what most people go through to some degree or another. I think being hard on yourself and beating yourself up over it makes it much worse, people are often more forgiving of us than we are towards ourselves. I don't really know what I'm saying other than I have adhd and I empathize a lot with what you're saying
>>33596472No, they are evil
>>33596470Stop making lame excuses for why you can't get a decent job and be someone people want to spend time with.
>>33596472Define nice
Either genderWould you fuck F1nn5ter?
>>33596474Anon, my father was an alcoholic who smashed my mother's face into the bathroom floor back when I was a child and threw kitchen knives around the house when I was a teenager, I don't know what the fuck you're on about but go off short king
>>33586031 here, we went out yesterday and today I got friendzoned unprompted.Well shit. At least I can grieve properly now that I have confirmation instead of being anxious about randomly doing something wrong.It should probably hurt even more, but I'm kinda used to it at this point, welcome back feelings of "guess I just belong by myself unless I settle for someone I don't like that much later".
>>33596473Imagine being this person.
>>33596485I'd have to drink too if you were my son.
>>33596484MYeah sure why not she looks cute
>>33596408I'll lose all of my weight at once.There has never been a time where losing 20lbs has made me feel better so I probably have an underlying health issue that I don't know about.
>>33596489Anon..
>>33596472i think so
>>33596486>drowning in self pity whenever things don't go your way>nobody wants to fuck you Oh no, nobody could have seen that coming.
>entire thread is just retards and niggers shitflingingSo what's the point of this thread again
I didn't see bus girl this week at all anons.If I do ever see her again, I'm going to say hi.
is five years too big an age gap?
>>33596496Too small desuThe ideal man is in his late 40s or early 50s, the ideal woman is in her early 20s
>>33596494Shitflinging. You can leave at any time if you don't like it.
>>33596495wishing you luck anon!!!
>>33596494To argue over stupid shit
>>33596497is this sarcasm or are you genuinely being gross
>>33596495What are you going to say after hi
It never ends the pain never ends all I can do is try to kill it but it doesn't work she's always there I'm so tired but there's nothing I can do about it nothing works I just went it to end someone please help me
>>33596486To follow that up with a question, how stupid would it be to ask her if there was something I've done wrong or I just never had any chance.>>33596493Eh, fwiw I keep the self-pity to myself because I know it's just fatalist thoughts, I have a good social support circle and they help me keep those in check.
>>33596501>being grossWhat I said is objectively correct
>>33596504Have you tried not being a pathetic faggot? That usually helps a lot.
>>33596504>it never ends>all I can do is try to kill itYou can try and kill yourself, take it to /gioyc/ you fag
>>33596503"No, no, please don't call the police, I'll get off at the next stop"
>>33596504What is so special about her?
>>33596472Probably
>>33596509That's a good move I like it
No one cares no one cares everything is bleakness and death we live in hell and nothing can fix it
Gender, can we trade memes?
>>33596515Damn, someone's feeling real sorry for himself rn, lol.
>>33596516>blatant chatroom faggotry
>>33596516Sure
>>33596516I'm out sry
>meet girl at mall, ask her out>we go out right there, have lunch, walk around, try to hold her hand>no hold, its over>bla bla bla ok cool it was nice hanging out see you girl I met at the mall>somehow she meets my girl roommate and they hit it off>girl roommate tries to wing woman me but I get flashbacks of her not wanting to hold my hand/avoiding skin contact as much as possible>duurrrrrr>next day, girl roommate says to ask her out again>fuck it, ask her out, she says yeah>hang out, think ill go for a kiss>roommate invites her over for dinner, she accepts>FUCK>dont kiss, eventually just ask her to come up to my room, says no>GOD DAMMIT>SHE invites ME out the next day, doesnt tell me other people are joining>ends up being a beta orbiter fest>finally just say fuck it and go for a kiss>she backs away>I leaveWomen, why do you find new-fangled ways to waste my time?? Are you that starved for attention???
>>33596518Hey, it seems like everyone is sad rn and needs to low effort post to cheer up.
why the fuck do i have 106 (you)s in this thread? Im such a loser lmao
>>33596496No, why would it be? All that matters is you like each other and your lives fit well together
>>33596522You hung out for like 2 hours total and you went for a kiss. Lmao
>>33596515Have another slider
>>33596522Ur very retarded
State GenderDoes your mom have huge tits?If you had to guess what cup size do you think they are?
>>33596525I really wonder how many posts here are from unique people
>>33596533NTA great idea anon
State genderWould you go on a trip to Africa? If so, where?
We could be together things were so good when we were together she said we were perfect for each other she said that so why did she leave me why did this happen why did she leave she said she loved me why did she say that and then leave me
>>33596540Jesus christ how long have you been on here today
>>33596544Ye, morocco probably
>>33596513In all actuality, I'm not really sure. I'd really be satisfied with just learning her name. So probably more like >Hey. I've seen you around a ton over the last year. I'm Anon. Yes, that's my real name. What's yours?
>>33596546All day. This is basically my job
>>33596540Suuuure
>>33596515I care, amon.
>>33596544MMorocco, maybe Tunisia
>>33596554Lol
>>33596544FPossibly, really depends on the place though.
>>33596558Anon*Fat thumb :3
>>33596548Guy named jeremy be like
>>33596544M, Tanzania, a homosexual once told me it's the safest place to go in Africa as a western white man.
>>33596354A few weeks ago seeing videos coming from Gaza
>>33596544MYh probably Tanzania or Namibia
>>33596552Get a real job, you bum
>>33596544MI'd like to visit Mali or Egypt.
>>33596525I've barely been getting (You)s recently.
>>33596565^ this is the kind of dipshit who is either too young to remember 9/11 or who indulged in toxic rarebit when the Obama administration finally sent Osama to sleep with the fishes. Maybe don't support radical Islamic Jihadism that there is still an ongoing war against over there.
>>33596495Please don't harass her, anon.>>33596496No.
>>33596572Kys
>>33596496Assuming neither of you is under the legal age of consent, no.
All I want is to have her back I'll give anything anything I just want her to love me back that's it why can't I have this
>>33596572Oh vey!>NTA
>>33596544Female, Egypt. Tunisia, Morocco. Kenya or Tanzania for a wildlife safari, maybe Uganda for the gorillas
>>33596552They do it for free
>>33596574>Please don't harass her, anon.:(This is why I've never said anything. Maybe I shouldn't.
>>33596584>maybe Uganda for the gorillasSo fucking based
>>33596471>chicken >burgerPick one or kill yourself, euro trash
>>33596564Apperently the safest African country is Mauritius, which is a small but stable island nation and has like the highest Human Development Index in all of Africa.
>>33596588You should, saying hi to someone ins't harassment
>>33596593The Seychelles is also quite popular as a safe tourist destination for Europeans.
>>33596588>I've never said anything>anon is just staring at women in public
>>33596594It is if you're a man and they're a woman. They'll take it as an unwanted sexual come-on and think you want to rape them.
>>33596598Not staring, she looks at me and sits near me, not the other way around. I avoid looking at her as much as possible.
>>33596590NTA. I had one of those in Arkansas.
>>33596602Ok, you are trolling
>>33596604This sounds like autism. She probably would not consider you as a romantic prospect because you seem to be psychologically disabled. Work on that.
>>33596572NTAMeh, just let these idiot zoomers get themselves killed by the Islamic jihadists they worship so much.
>>33596604Are there other available seats?
>>33596547>>33596556>>33596584Genuine question, why Morocco?
I hate myself should I kill myself I have nothing without her nothing matters
Too lazy to make dinner tonight. Should I get KFC or Panda Express?
>>33596594Don't some women disagree?
>>33596608No, I'm just being considerate.>>33596611Yes. Thursday and Friday before last, she sat directly in front of me despite the rest of the bus being empty.
>>33596613You should not
>>33596613Then hurry up and quit fucking posting about it you whiny mouthbreather
Answer this question about your moms tits you cowards >>33596538
>>33596616Maybe she is interested then.
>>33596609I spent years in college and grad school on and off studying International Relations with a focus on Counterterrorism and it fucks me up how many younger people these days think Jihadists are some kind of Malcolm X like protest movement instead of bloodthirsty militants. It's one thing to have affective empathy for the logics of terrorism, but quite another to borderline endorse it because you've adopted an entire worldview that builds a false equivalency with civil rights movements.
>>33596614Depends on your panda express order. If you aren't getting Beijing Beef, Chow Mein, and Honey Walnut Shrimp then don't bother.
>>33596619Okay.My mom is dead and a pile of ashes.
>>33596609>the Islamic jihadists they worship so much>every Palestinian is a jihadist
>>33596538>>33596619My mom's dead and I already threw out all her bras.
>>33596612They are the only civilized, polite Muslim society.
>>33596619Fuck off, boob autist
>>33596628>>33596625How big were they in memory
>>33596632Couldn't possibly say, never stared at my mom's boobs
>>33596623half super greens half chow mein, beijing beef, and orange chicken. How does that sound?
>>33596632NTA.Kill yourself
>>33596632Thats not me
>>33596354Around a week ago when the pressure of being alone really hit me and I was feeling really worried I won't be able to make friends or meet girls and basically just be alone the rest of my life.I don't feel that much emotion often and it's almost always negative when I do.
>>33596637Orange Chicken is dog water but the half greens substitute is actually really smart
>>33596613She's not that special
If only you knew how many times your pilot was drunk or hung over while flying a commercial aircraft. Hehe
>>33596630>They are the only civilized, polite Muslim society.Don't discount Gulf Arab societies. Emiratis, Bahrainis, and Kuwaitis are quite pleasant, if a little gauche. Omanis are yokels. Qataris are.... Qataris.
>>33596644It's apparently still safer than the roads
>>33596589It would be incredible to see them in the wild, probably a little scary too but amazing >>33596612There's a lot of beautiful and interesting things to see, like the cities, desert, mountains, beaches, roman ruins
>>33596627Yes actually, they're ruled by Hamas, which is a terrorist organization.
>>33596584Do not travel to Egypt
>>33596605It's a chicken sandwich
>>33596623NTA but I might get some tomorrow. How about Beef & broccoli, black pepper chicken, and fried rice?
Maybe I should find her house and write this all in blood on the door then blow my head off out side will she love me then will she ever love me again did she ever love me
>>33596644Thats their right, the co-pilot does most of the work anyways
>>33596648We're ruled by pedophiles.
>>33596652
>>33596544M, Egypt. Want to go to Mount Sinai since it's one of the most significant Biblical sites that isn't in either Israel (already been there) or the Palestinian Territories (haven't been, but want to go when there's marginally less risk of weird shit going down).
>>33596654>meaningless non-sequiturAnyways, the vast majority of Muslim groups/people support terrorism and enforcing Sharia Law on the world. You're free to look up polls that show this if you don't believe me.
Women, do you think it's harassment if we say hi to you on public transport?
>>33596651Beef and Broccoli should and will be subbed for Beijing Beef despite Beef and Broccoli being one of Bruce Lees go to meals. Black Pepper Chocken could be subbed instead but idk how you feel about ddouble beef.
>>33596649Why? There's a halal menu Pizza Hut across from the great Pyramids. Don't you want to go to the Pyramid Pizza Hut?
>>33596645I don’t respect Arab oil money and its consequences.
>>33596645Most people you'll meet in Dubai are tourists or originally not from Dubai, which will be a culture shock when you got to literally anywhere else in the UAE. Kuwaiti people are boring and do not like women, but will tolerate them.Egyptians are rapists. I have an Egyptian coworker that handwaves every bad thing Egypt has done since enslaving the Israelites.
>>33596660No and the only reason anyone would think this is the case, male or female, is due to social media brainrot.
>>33596661I do love some Beijing Beef. Could do that.
Why did she say she loved me and wanted to be with me why did she lie why was she so cruel why
>>33596544MDidnt Rwanda get like crazy developed and crazy safe after the genocide ended? I'm no expert but i think they are doing pretty well these days
>>33596667You have my blessing, you can get Panda tomorrow
>>33596669They be doing that, lil bro
>>33596656Why
>>33596664Everyone things Dubai first when thy think UAE. They are forgetting the other major city of Abu Dhabi or resort towns like Ras al-Khaima. For a fun time, it's also worth visiting Wadi Madha, which is in a region of Oman immediately surrounded by the UAE, and when you go further in there's an entire small region of the UAE entirely surrounded by that region of Oman. Worth going just to say you've been there.
Women do you like having men around? Do you like talking and interacting with men?
>>33596659It isn't a non-sequitur, you just don't have a good response to it. And yes, Hamas is a terrorist organization, and Israel is a terrorist state.
>>33596647Yh they're incredible animals and it would definitely be intimidating seeing one up close. I'd love to see them in the wild or I really wanna go on a safari.
>>33596674Sex.
>>33596669I'm sorry to say this anon but you have to understand that a woman's feelings are very fickle. Sometimes there is no rhyme or reason for their actions, they just do it because the wind blew a different direction that day
>>33596679>And yes, Hamas is a terrorist organization,Right, and the vast majority of Palestinians support the terrorist actions of Hamas.
>>33596664Not to sound like a tourist brochure but wildlife sightings in the UAE desert wilderness and around some of its rocky, arid mountains are breathtaking. Gazelles and falcons in particular.
>>33596522The idea is to increase physical intimacy after she's been comfortable with the current level for a bit.If she's not indicating that she's comfortable and enjoying being with you, you don't just "go for it" anyway.That's like realizing your pants are too tight to button but deciding to wear them anyway.Or knowing you don't have enough cash to buy shit but going to the store anyway.Or knowing that the next building is too far away but jumping to it anyway.Just going for it isn't necessarily better than waiting for a better moment.>>ends up being a beta orbiter festIf you mean she invited you out and it turned out to be a bunch of her friends, all of whom a guys that clearly are infatuated with her, then yeah. This time this girl was wasting your time.She might've been trying to arrange a play date for you with other social retards. But if you tried to hold her hand and she avoids it, unless she seems shy, that's pretty much it and she should know that.
>>33596649Why not?
>>33596683And the vast majority of Israelis support the terrorist actions of Israel. Thankfully, the majority of Americans no longer do.
>>33596688That anon is probably just racist against Arabs.
>>33596690What terrorism has Israel done?
>>33596665It wouldn't make you uncomfortable at all?
Women would you ever go to Chad? :3
I'm sorry for having a meltdown I hope /atoga/ doesn't hate me
>>33596678I only like having men around when they do gay things with other men, because I know it means they aren't going to try to rape me.
>>33596690I mean if the state of Israel and Hamas aren't all that different from each other, why be upset about how Israel treats Palestinians then? They both support terrorist organizations/states after all.
State GenderWhat was your favorite Creepy Pasta when you were younger?
>>33596695>Sharia Law shitholeNope.>>33596699FDoes Blowfly Girl count?
>>33596699MNES Godzilla up until the fucking dead GFMy all-time favorite is this one though, it makes me nauseous to read.https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/There%27s_Something_Between_the_Gears
>>33596699I liked the one about the guy who accidentally got on a ghost train that he couldn't get off because he stayed out late too night in Hong Kong once, and it dragged him off to one of the Buddhist Hells to become a ghost.
>>33596678Only when they’re nice to me
>>33596699MSquidward's Suicide used to scare the shit out of me as a kid. There was a time where this image would genuinely make my heart sink
>>33596703This actually sounds rad as fuck
>>33596652who ?please don't
>>33596662>>33596688>>33596691>That anon is probably just racist against Arabs.I singled out Egypt for a specific reason, the tourist experience is a nightmare and the people WILL try to scam you in every way imaginable. The Government WILL also fuck you over if you happen to find yourself in their sights for any reason.The history is awesome, the tourist experience is the worst in the world outside of active warzones or anarchists pseudo-states.
>>33596648>>33596683Consider the following:The citizens of Gaza voted for Hamas in their last election.This last election was two decades ago.The median age in Gaza is less than 18.The majority of people living in Gaza are children who did NOT vote for Hamas and should NOT bear the responsibility of their parents giving "support" to Hamas two decades ago.
>>33596699idk if it was a creepypasta but there was this short story I heard someone reading on NPR once about a person who's next door neighbor was a big game hunter who served up food of the animals they hunted, and the next door neighbor had the ability to see ghosts so she'd see ghosts of the animals she was eating. One day while eating a sausage her neighbor cooked her she saw the ghosts of an entire four-person family of human beings and realized that her neighbor was a murderer and she was an accidental cannibal.
>>33596699MLavender town
>>33596544Maybe to go to capetown, or egypt.
>>33596710Yet if you look up polls you will find that the vast majority of Palestinians in Gaza do in fact support Hamas regardless.
>>33596699John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships, daddy."Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS!"There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons."This is Joson," the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall."HE GOING TO KILL US," said the demons!"I will shoot at him," said the Cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill."No! I must kill the demons," he shouted!The radio said "No, John. You are the demons."And then, John was a Zombie.
>>33596683Why wouldn't they, considering that hamas is the only entity opposing Israeli genocide and occupation?
>>33596614711 hotdog and I dare you to put kraut on it for your tummy.
>>33596692Bombing hospitals is one example.They'll even terrorize their allies, as seen in the Lavon affair.
>>33596695Poor, no.
>>33596717Uhhh, okay. I mean it's not everyday one of your kind just openly admits that you simp for terrorism. I appreciate the honesty at least.
>>33596619I think she has less boob than me.
>>33596718Seven-Eleven is better at pizzas than Hot Dogs. Side note. One thing I miss about 7/11s in SE Asia now that I'm back in America is Cafe Coca, basically Coca Cola enhanced with really fucking strong Java coffee beans for intense caffeination. I think they tried to market that in the USA once but it never really took off.
>>33596698Well, I was upset when Hamas attacked that festival. I don't think civilian targets are legitimate targets.
>>33596703Link?
>>33596699Then who was phone!?
>>33596730Yes? Zelda that you?
>>33596727I think they're decaffinating a lot of sodas and cutting sugar/portioning smaller and charging more. I checked a standard coke can and it had like 76mgs of caffeine as opposed to 120 like I remember. But I do remember coffee coke.
Women are too complicated man. I cant be bothered
Women, are you down with Shrekking?
I think my life is spiraling out of control
Nerds are so hot
>>33596737Be dominant without being completely psycho. It's really not much more complicated than that.
>>33596737>>33596738>>33596739>>33596740These are literally all of the thoughts inside my head right now.
>>33596740are you a biological M or F?
>>33596737Just be psycho and hide it, it's easy and chicks dig it
>>33596740>Nerd women are so hotAgreed!
I literally have like 6 female friends, and i'm still convinced women hate men. What gives?
>>33596743F
>>33596747They hate us collectively, not individually.
>>33596740>>33596748Uhhhh... hey baby.
>>33596740This has to be some kind of online psyop. I have never seen women say this irl
>>33596740>Please be telling the truth
>>33596699Grandma that ate things to kill things insider her until she died.https://youtu.be/jPeDlqvEV30?feature=shared
State genderFavourite cheesy pop song?
>>33596723>Uhhh, okay. I mean >redditor Fuck Israel, fuck the IDF, October 7th was the best thing to happen globally in my lifetime, let there be another six million.
>>33596756Mhttps://youtu.be/yzC4hFK5P3g?si=09XUDkFRyRvuEzUf
Women im starting to get defined arms and shoulder, but my chest is still flat and boney. Is this unattractive?
>>33596752>>33596753>>33596754Which one of you is the nerdiest?
>>33596757Tell me on the doll where Jews and Israel touched you.
>>33596756"I kissed a girl."I'm convinced that song destroyed women's heterosexuality.
>>33596748I'll entertain you for a minute. You cute?
>>33596756FI'm a swiftie. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
>>33596756https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym1jmOo70WU
>>33596760I am med school dropout starcraft anon, so me
>>33596761*points to wallet*
>>33596765>swiftieAre you a gaylor swift believer?
>>33596763See >>33596760
>>33596760I grew up reading wikis for fun and still do it occasionally
>>33596768Maybe you shouldn't be using banks at all if you hate Jews so damn much for their usury. You are a human being capable of making choices you know.
>>33596769I used to be, but I've given up hope
>>33596765Would you hookup with Taylor?
>>33596773Why? She clearly just closeted?
>>33596757It really pisses me off that we’re going to war because of people like you
>>33596760I play obscure Japanese card games solely because they involve IPs I love (Fire Emblem, Evangelion) and tried making my own TCG based on Mega Man.
Women can you ask us some questions?
>>33596652Sarge, this isn't you, right?
>>33596772>>33596779Shalom
>>33596760I wont participate in the nerd competition to get your attention. I'm just a loser
MenCan you cook?>>33596782Ok
>>33596785Are you accusing me of samefagging? Because I'm not.
>>33596788I can! made stir fried noodles yesterday
>>33596786Lol, this. I wrote out like 3 paragraphs making my case, but came to senses and posted this instead.
>>33596788I have the fundamentals down, just lacking experience. Been making quesadillas lately as a preferred snack.
>>33596779Blame the kike worshipers. I don't want to be going to war either.
>>33596789No, I'm well aware that this is one of the few things that could get an Israeli to actually pay two workers, there could even be more than that paid to post "naturally occurring opinions" here like "yours"
Women would you make paths in my hair and trace my scalp gently?
>>33596786>>33596793I'm not even interested in femanon attention, I just want to see how geekish we all are.
>>33596767>>33596771>>33596781How do I choose???>>33596786Don't say that, I'm sure you are wonderful too.
>>33596788Not very well yet. Is there such a thing as "food theory?" Because I think that would help me more than trial and error.
>>33596788Yes, I don't know anyone that can't desu
>>33596796You're right, Israel is the only country on the planet that engages in propaganda. Everybody who disagrees with you is an Israeli agent. You're very smart anon.
>>33596789I think he's calling you Jewish
>>33596760I read logic books for fun and play magic the gathering
>>33596804And you're easily bothered, Moshe
>war >terrorists>genocideUgh no ones asking the real question. Does israel or palestine have hotter women?
>>33596796You need to take your meds, man. I’m just a goy with an opinion
>>33596699Its not a Creepy Pasta but one of my favorite short horror stories I forgot the name of goes something like this.A girl is home alone at night, just her and her dog. As she's getting ready for bed she hears a window break and her dog barking. Assuming (correctly) its a home invader she runs into her room, calls the police and locks the door. Then she hears her dog scratching at the door and lets it in because she isn't gonna leave it with the home invader. The dog rushes in and hides under her bed immediately. She relocks the door and hides on top of her bed waiting for the police to come, occasionally she puts her hand down to comfort her dog as the dog licks her. Hours pass by and the police finally arrive. She comes out to meet them and tell her what happened and what shes been through and as she does they immediately send more cops into her room. One of the officers informs her that theres something she needs to see so she's led to the living room and sees that her dog is dead with a knife in its side.
>>33596810I'm sorry Jennifer decided to go to the dance with Moshe instead of you sweetie. What else happened at school today?
>>33596807>magic the gatheringnta. which format?
>>33596802Yeah, basically. Knowing the how and why of cooking methods and cookware and what seasonings go well with others is extremely helpful.
>>33596811Don't ask what's best, ask what's the best that you can afford
>>33596788Yeah, Im alright in the kitchen. I can make a handful of pretty good meals and freestyle a huge amount of okay meals
>>33596760I spent today reading Jane Austen, listening to NPR, practicing piano over MIDI interface in Duolingo, and using FFmpeg to extract video clips to send to friends.
>>33596774In a heartbeat>>33596778Unfortunately, her tastes in men are too terrible for her not to be straight.
>>33596709I've heard the toots and scamming can be pretty intense. Sorry you had a bad experience anon. Hopefully you still enjoyed seeing the sites themselves, it's pretty cool you got to see such ancient history up close with your own eyes
>>33596823>Unfortunately, her tastes in men are too terrible for her not to be straight.Lol. Maybe they're beards?
>>33596816This attempt at an insult is almost as depressing as the fact that the Holocaust wasn't real baka, they are NOT sending their best anymore
>>33596819>ask what's the best that you can affordThere's no price on women anon...
MenDo you have any phobias? Other than being single or getting rejected or whatever
>>33596829Awww, did Mr. Sandberg give you an F on your history exam too?
>>33596823Maybe you're just a hater, why can't you be happy for America's High School English Teacher finally getting together with America's High School Gym Teacher?
Post genderWhen did you last drink water?How much water did you drink today?
>>33596813Are you Jewish?
>>33596760Depends on the topicThe nerdiest I've felt was the excitement I got from seeing other people liking 999 in this thread the other day.
>33596816>xir does it for free
>>33596834No not really. I mean I tend to be worried to try new foods because I'm afraid I won't like it and I'll gag and throw up. And one time I was traumatized by the texture of a McDonalds apple pie and I didn't eat apple pie for a long time after that. I don't think that's a phobia though.
>>33596839MOne minute agoProbably about 100 ounces
>>33596828Using Matty Healy, Harry Styles, and John Mayer as beards is... a choice.
State gender. Sing me a song.
>>33596834Arachnophobia. It's pretty bad.
>>33596834Its not as bad these days, but i used to genuinely have trypophobia as a kid. One time my cousin had a few holes in his t-shirt and i threw up
State GenderBe honest, do you rinse and soak your rice before cooking it?You should be.
>>33596848Long live our Soviet motherland! Built by the people's mighty hand!
>>33596838I am, you faggot. I post all the time about how much I love them together.
>>33596834Not anymore. Used to have agoraphobia
>>33596848MSpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Larry, Pearl, Mister Krabs, and Plankton
>>33596841Hey anon! I was the one who posted all the games and had a HS friend who liked 999 too. How's it going?>>33596848MFOLLOW ME INSIDE, OUTSIDETHROUGH THE STRATOSPHERETHE MOON IS SHINING FOR YOUUUUUIT KNOWS THAT I ADORE YOUUUUUU>>33596834Heights. I cannot climb ladders, I cannot be near railings.
Women do you see yourself ever actually loving a man?
>>33596836You're too fucking stupid to do this job well dude, why aren't you infantry instead? You could just go have fun and be celebrated as a local hero instead of whatever this is
>>33596860Women hate men. They could never love a man as intensely as I can.
>>33596816>>33596836For some reason I hear this when I read these postshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY
>>33596853Mm-hmm, that's a hater talking. You're not trying to convince me, you're still trying to convince yourself.
>>33596851MI rinse it and then it goes in the rice cooker
>>33596861Oh dear, Avi pushed you in the mud during recess? That wasn't nice of him.
>>33596848https://voca.ro/1kM0vNCfI3kQ
>>33596851MHell no
The US anthem in minor key goes kinda hard nglhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql9-ct7Yy3s
>>33596859>How's it going?More of the same. Clean, Cook, Gym, School Work, Sleep. Such is my life until some girls I know are in town to do stuff with, hard to do much socially without connections to build out from. Still holding out for my Akane wife, how are you doing? Hope all is well on your end fellow ZEScholar
>>33596782Men, do you like raw oysters with lemon?
Women how often are you aware of your vagina? I'd say im aware of my dick and balls like 60% of the time
>>33596873Sounds like something a California director would put over some badass shit to try make the point "America Bad"
>>33596798I'd most certainly give him a good scalp massage.
>>33596869Most based poster in the history of atoga
>>33596839Today. Had a few sips of alkaline water to help settle my tummy from hunger because I didn't breakfast until 2pm.
>>33596883why not me? :(
>>33596876Mostly the same here. I got all my chores done yesterday so it's just been an easy day off. I know I'm going to be bored to tears tomorrow.
>>33596878Never had it, honestly.
>>33596848Love, love, love, la la love, la la love makes the world go round!~
>>33596354I'm only admitting this because I'm anonymousI was writing a short non-weird fanfic of Sonic and stumbled into writing something really sweet that made me tear up
Post genderWhat is the closest genetic relative that you would be open to having sex with?
>>33596860Yeah.
I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 days.
>>33596896MThird cousin
>>33596899I brushed my teeth twice today. :)
>>33596902I will spit in your mouth
>>33596896I'd fuck my own mom when she was young. I'd even fuck her now if I knew she didn't know what was going on and would never have any memory of it.
Women do you actually want to kiss men? >BlueValkyrie please dont reply if you're gonna charlie-post
>>33596839F>When did you last drink water?Around an hour ago.>How much water did you drink today?6 glasses of water, I believe.
>>33596801you'll choose me. What race are you?
>>33596912Indian
>>33596869NtaNice voice, anon.
>>33596848https://voca.ro/11iRfJpwzHUa
How did all men on earth just figure out the pinch and roll method of scratching our balls?
>>33596915Perfect
>>33596873That was a good listen.
>>33596919I'm a guy and I just scratch them, I never heard of that method
Femanons or anons with children are you happy school is starting soon so you don't have to deal with them for a few hours?
>>33596919It's intuitive. We all discover it independently.
>>33596899Oh shit, I did that a couple of times because I was depressed as crap and then my teeth hurt so now I have to brush them.
Girls, what are your interests/hobbies than a man must accept in order to be with you?
>33596907Then I just won't reply to your post and say that charlie is very kissable.I hope no other femanons reply to your dumb question. Because of course women that like men want to kiss them, the question is if the men are kissable.
>>33596911Get that number up to 9 and you've just earned yourself a mate
>>33596930I drink a lot more water when I'm sick, so I'll be drinking more anyway.
>>33596931Oh, are you sick?
>>33596929I legit don't understand your obsession with this dude. His voice is extremely annoying, and his piss/fart/poop/sex/cum humor is braindead.
I sympathize with my friend's desire to homeschool his kid but he's making the poor child noticeably stupid.
>>33596929>I hope no other femanons reply to your dumb questionokay im sorry. I'll leave
I am God and you are all my peasants
>>33596934Real relationships didn't work out so she's gone all-in on the parasocial one
>>33596933Kind of I guess?
>>33596934>>33596939Playing his videos on her computer screen is the closest thing to a father her kid has ever known.
>>33596937.I am the god of hellfire
>>33596337He sounds like a great guy. Honestly, I assumed you were cohabiting. Are you able to see each other often?
just smashed the shit out of a 3 pc cream cheese rangoon, 1 full plate, 2 fortune cookies and a kit kat. God DAMN
>>33596934>>33596939>>33596941You guys don't offer anything of value here, so I don't understand your complaint about my craziness.
>>33596935>I sympathize with my friend's desire to homeschool his kid but he's making the poor child noticeably stupid.It only works if the parents are pretty smart themselves.
>>33596945King shit, had 5 tacos and a burrito for dinner
>>33596929He'd be cute without the earrings
>>33596940Well I hope you feel better
>>33596949You offer less than nothing, so you really should be thanking us all for entertaining and not immediately filtering you
>>33596952Everyone that homeschools thinks they are a genius but they are all retarded.
Anyone have a clogged ear and try pouring olive oil into it? Still feels clogged but a bunch of gunk came out, apparently you have to do it over several days.
>>33596949Anonymous posters are the value of this thread. If everyone had a name, you wouldn't bother coming here.
>>33596961I use debrox because I'm not a simp for Big Olive.
I think all government schools should be abolished. If you aren't homeschooling your kid, you probably don't love him.
>>33596956I don't think he wears them anymore.
>>33596966Yeah this is the exact retard that thinks he's a genius.
>>33596959>>33596962You have no identity and thus no value.Also the question quality is questionable coming from the male gender currently.
>>33596961Bitch, I have told you 10000000000 times to get a heating pad and lay on it with the bad ear face down onto it.
>>33596969why come here then if you hate us so much?
>How it feels to post in this thread with a 105 IQ.
>>33596894awww shit that was my favorite episode ( ;´ - `;)>>33596937please bless our crops
>>33596969Let's seehttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQX2v7ne
>>33596973This is the exact shit someone with an IQ if 34 would post.
>>33596968It's extremely easy to teach a child out of the curriculum that's easily available.
>>33596970>lay on it with the bad ear face down onto it.Put the side of my head face down on something? How does that make sense?
>>33596960I know a mathematician couple who homeschool, and they're legitimately very intelligent. But that's obviously rare.
>>33596973bro's head look like a shaved nutsack
>>33596977>anon thinks thats the hard part of homeschooling Yeah, please never try to teach your kids yourself.
>>33596979Ofc there's that 1% thats the exception but in general it's low IQ behavior.
>>33596981What's the hard part of homeschooling?
>>33596945I'm eating 1.2 pounds of ground beef
>>33596977Then why has every homeschooled kid I've meet been a mouthbreathing retard?
If they wrote this story today Lois would have fucked Lion Superman, that's how fucked up modern females are.
>>33596975>1 BlueValkyrie voteLmao
>>33596985Dw, you'll never have to worry about it since you'll never have kids anyways.
>>33596987Because they're so much smarter than you that you can't even comprehend them.
>>33596989Lois was a baddie
>>33596975BiasedI'm stating namefagging is beneficial to this board.
>>33596995No Lois was always a good guy
>>33596985Getting the children to cooperate and not grow up resenting you for robbing them of a normal childhood.
>>33596995Ain't got shit on fish pussy.
>>33596978Put your bad ear on the heating pad and lay down for a while.
>>33596999It's actually quite normal to be raised by your family instead of government employees.
i dont think my thread gf loves me anymore
>>33597000I did like Ariel as a lad
Do americans know what "milk jam" is?
>>33597005is there any fate more cruel
>>33597008They probably just don't call it that.
>>33597008It's what happens when femanon keeps touching me?
How can I reliably find out a woman's body count
>>33597005How do you know?
>>33596919Why do you think we've evolved for opposable thumbs? Evolutionary rejects are CURSED with itchy balls.
>>33597014Keep her in a cage since birth.
>>33597014Cut off one of her legs and count the rings.
>>33597014Cut her in half and count the flings.
>>33597008is that what bongs call condensed milk?
>>33597008I looked it up. I've heard of it (as dulce de leche) but I don't actually know anything about it.
>>33597019Lol
>>33597008That's just caramel spread or dulce de leche. We have tubs of it in the produce section for dipping apples into.
>>33597014multiply her tattoos by 2.also she fucked each guy several times, not just once per body.
Is it beta that I get hard when I see I have a text from my gf?
>>33597020kek
>>33597027Yes you cringe simp
>>33597014Ask her if she sings!
>>33597021Nta but no, it's kind of similar but slightly caramelized. Like caramel fudge.
>>33597005Thread crushes were never meant to be....
>>33597027>Is it beta that I get hardYes.
>>33597027Ignore the impotent incels. It's actually chad.
>>33597015>>33597032she doesnt talk to me the same
>>33597035What changed?
>>33597024HmmmmI doubt it's the same, people say it's the same. But the dulce de leche I've had is lighter and less sweet than milk jam. >dipping applesWhy are you like this? You should use palm syrup for that.>>33597022It's very good. You should try it!
>>33597034I'm so impotent the only way I can cum is to get hit by a bus.
>>33597039Yeah, that checks out.
Wait, anons have thread gfs? What am I doing wrong?
>>33597036im not sure, its just a feeling that i get
>>33597042Being ugly and unlikable
>>33597043What did you do? Did you say something cringe to her?
>>33596211You'll die alone
>>33597037We have this. It makes it easy.
>>33597046no we just talk as we always have, i didnt say anything cringe or bad
>>33597043Who are you?
>>33597031See, this is lighter than the one I've had. I think the difference has to do with how long it's cooked for. The one I mean is darker and firmer.
>>33597042I had a thread girlfriend. Then I started taking my pills...
>>33597049>applesPALM SYRUP.It works very well with bananas too
>>33597051Anonymous
>>33597052>how long it's cooked for.That's cooked milk? I though cooked milk was how they made cheese.
>>33597052>>33597031way cool, is it better than nutella?
women do you think that we're cringe?
>>33594709MYeah
>>33597057never post
>>33597042>Wait, anons have thread gfs? What am I doing wrong?I have a thread crush, but I doubt it's mutual.
>>33597059Yeah, absolutely. And if you make it yourself the only ingredient is milk. You just have to cook it forever and at the right temperature.
>>33597057No you goofball, cheese is milk that was deliberately fermented
>>33597052Looks like Dulce de Leche
>>33596354I can get teary eyes over something emotional fairly often, but I rarely cry. Last time, probably when my dog died, long time ago
>>33597063Yes, very very cringe
>>33597057Laaaawd have mercy
>>33597057Cheese is fermented for a long time with specific bacteria that separates the milk into a liquid and solid, the solid part is then aged and has some more shit done to it. That is why it smells bad. Yogurt is also fermented milk. "Milk jam" or dulce de leche is condensed milk with sugar and cooked in a pot.
>>33596969>Also the question quality is questionable coming from the male gender currently.What do you care? Every answer is>tee hee, charlie :) <3
>>33597042>thread gfNo such thing. Only thread crushes. All you have to do is be delusional and pick a feminine poster.
>>33597072aw man
Women, you can rewrite men to change everything but their physical appearance. What do you change
I am so fucking tired despite only being awake for a couple hours. Femanon must've stolen my vrill while I was sleeping.
>>33597042Notice femanons never post about their thread bfs...
>>33597078Dw, literally everyone is cringe af
>>33597059It's different. It's hard to explain, but it's softer and sweeter. It tastes like pure caramel. You can use it for all kinds of pastries. I think that the versatility makes it better, and the softer texture too.
>>33597054We do not have palm syrup readily available in normal grocery stores. Only the crunchiest of almond groceries or ethnic grocery in major metro areas MIGHT have it.
>>33597070I appreciate the Korraposting.
>>33597079Make them usable to wallow in self pity.
>>33597069>>33597075If cheese is fermented then why isn't it alcoholic?
>>33597079there's no trait that all men have, what? i could say something like "incapable of evil" but i dont get the question
>>33597081Sorry, I needed it because I'm depressed as fuck. I'll come and get my ration again tomorrow night.
>>33597063On here, yeah.
>>33597067Spill the deets
>>33597083My thread crush doesn't post anymore.
>>33597091(sigh) How do I rephrase the question so you'll answer it, and not pick it apart
>>33597092Well, at least it's for a good cause...
>>33597083Femanons already have irl or imaginary bfs, they dont care about atoga losers.
I wish I wasn’t 5’10”
>>33597098Thank you for your generosity.
>>33597076>do you like when men x>do you like men>would you x men>please femanon respond to my shitpostingThis does not bring joy to the thread. You grasping at straws is ick. Make better conversation.
>>33597090Fermentation does not necessarily have alcohol as a product, though there does exist alcoholic dairy products. Mongolia is quite big on them.
>>33597097how would i know how to make the question mean what you intend if i dont understand it anon
Talllll femanonsWould you ever date or hookup with a guy shorter than you?
>>33597090Different type of bacteria used for the fermenting process. The bacteria used in the process of making cheese is focused on making the lactose sugar into lactic acid and making certain proteins bundle up with each other adding flavor and a solid structure. Yeast is used to make alcohol because they produce ethanol.
>>33597094I can't give too much detail. Ask two vague questions, and I'll answer them honestly.
>>33594667M or FAre you a skilled fighter?
>>33597105Gettin' fucked up off horse milk on the steppe singing like MMMMMRRRRRRMMMBBBBRRMMMMMBBBBBBBBRRRRRRMMMMRRRRRRMMMMMM
>>33597087Thank you, I'm glad someone does.
>>33597101don't care you wouldn't date me (I'm 6'1)
someone posted this the other day:>Is it just me or are women more oppressed than minorities? Women have it much harder than black people, Muslims, trannies, etc.do people forget that black women exist?
Femanons: what might make more women use 4chan?
>>33597116If there were more cute guys that were fun to talk to
>>33597102You're welcome. But I was also a little bit sore when I woke up, so try and be a little less eager next time.
>>33597114women have been complaining nonstop for thousands of years
>>33597116If the incels didn't pick apart every girl that dares to become clockable.
>>33597113Omg 6’1 sounds amazing
>>33597119that didn't answer my question
>>33597116what's wrong with you why would you ask this
>>33597116if there was a girl talk board
>>33597101>Kitten poster called us losers
>>33597109Hmm okie>What do you like about her?>How much do you know about her?
>>33597110I was.
>>33597118I'm sorry, I can be a bit insatiable.
>>33597121heyyy <3
>>33597128How stupid do you have to be to think this video is about short men
Women do you wish the current incarnation of men didnt exist?
>>33597121*moids kill themselves*
>>33597111Based khanonIt really is some amazing shit though.https://youtu.be/SmwVit2K0EU?si=Cc0fT5vS1k_Y0YVS
>>33597124why not
>>33597114https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBq7ZUQlHvk
>>33597134It's a natural progression of the masculine evolving. I just hope it isn't where it stops because damn...
>>33597121I'm 6'3 actually
>>33597133I didn't?
>>33597134I wish they this current generation of men actually liked women and talked to us like they did decades ago
>>33597138that STILL doesn't answer my question btw
>>33597116Allowing women to post without too much trolling.
>>33597101>tfw 6ft tall>have a thing for tall girlsI wasnt meant to be happy. Short girls just arent attractive
>>33597145post tits or gtfo
>>33597134If I could block all interractions with men, except for charlie, I would.
>>33597051nta but im anonymous
Women give me sad boner
>>33597110>Are you a skilled fighter?FYes, I have a purple belt in BJJ and have trained in kickboxing.
Do women really think me dislike them? Or is that reverse-cope from all the "men are no good unless they're good looking then they can do no wrong" psy-op they've been peddling for decades
>tsundere hoursworse than incel hours
Why does my sweat smell like shit when stressed but like nothing otherwise?
>>33597042That can't be true, most people are just using Anonymous as their name.
>>33597110Mim not at the professional level but im pretty good at boxing
>>33597154it's a biological thingpeople can smell fear to know who to stay away from
>>33597129She seems really genuine, not always couching things in sarcasm, or irony.She does have lore, but definitely not a JH amount of it.
im way too highwoh woh
>>33597152you have to understand, women only care about the opinion of good looking guys.
>>33597150Fuck you, now I want to make a guy cum whilst he's crying.
plapping femanon on a boat to the rhythm of the waves
>>33597148What's your pop like?
>>33597154Hormones>>33597152Many men deeply despise women. Just how many women deeply despise men. The bitter ones should all just be mercy killed at this point.
>>33597147
>>33597150How is that possible
>>33597162Isn't crying the biggest ick?
>>33597164My soda? Decarbonating rn.My dad? Long dead.
>>33597164He doesn't like being hopped on.
>>33597163Old guy on a boat sees, has a heart attack and drowns
>>33597168It depends on why you cry and if you cry for cringe reasons, I'd enjoy humiliating you further by making you cum at the same time. Making sure you feel extra pathetic.
>>33597168nta but oh my god no. if a guy cried in front of me i would be. very irresponsible.
Do the male anons dislike the femanons as much as they dislike us?
>>33597162>t. Owns a mug that says male tears
>be ugly male>have many handsome male friends that women adore>talk to women>they treat me bad because they're just here to simp for my handsome friends>finally start treating them meanly for being so rude>the prettiest one starts to like meSo she's going to kill me, right?Women, why are you like this. always bamboozling.
For me, it’s paralegal femanon
>>33597173Why?
>>33597146But men don’t like tall girls?
>>33597175No, I don't. I just like the idea of making a man thats acting vulnerable feel even more vulnerable.
>>33597171>witnessing the creation of new life leads to deathPottery
>>33597183Pottery?
>>33597174Probably.
>>33597177Lore?
>>33597174I like some of the femanons. The catposter is alright too.I'm not sure how I feel about the femdom poster, I'm not even sure that's a real woman. But I guess it turns on the submissive guys and helps them fap, so that anon can keep going I suppose.
>>33597179well I do
>>33597186She's an attention whore that's works as a paralegal
>>33597176We assume that a guy that acts cocky has a reason to act like this with women. Like he must be secretly rich or so to afford such an ego. Ofc usually it falls flat and he's just a bitter narc but it's worth the risk for the small chance he grew a spine for valid reasons.
>>33597090You can literally just buy yeast and grapes and make your own wine at home. If can distill it, you can make beverages with up to 70% alcohol content. This is very illegal, but not really hard to do.
foids don't even see us as men, we're some kind of nondescript stuffed animal they don't want called 'moid'. undateable, unlikebale, moid.
>>33597187>femdom posterWho?
>>33597193oh god, another crash out inbound why did you ask this
>>33597194Moid is a term of endearment. You dumb moid.
>>33597179I would date you. But I am short. You also give me the ick with how whore-ish you act for make attention.
I've talked to 6 anons off board and I don't want to hear any scrote say that women hate them or femcels don't exist. Every single one of them ghosted me
>>33597197r-...really?
>genderHave you shaken a vending machine to get the free stuff inside?
Femanon with big tits, please give me a chance.
>>33597201Yeees.... so is foid. I mean, it already sounds cute, how could it not be a pet name?
>>33597200The femanon i made a protonmail for ghosted me :\
turned 31 a few weeks ago. do not recommend. gonna go kys myself now, bye <3
>>33597200Skill issue, I've never gotten ghosted by an anon and I must have talked to like twenty over the years. I did ghost all of them tho, so there's that.
>>33597202FProbably when I was a teen but as an adult you shouldn't be this cheap and also not eat stuff that is in there.
>>33597209i'm not sure what the point of telling me that was besides trying to hurt my feelings?
>>33597206What happened?
>>33597212idk lolshe just hasn't responded
>>33597214It must've been her >>33597209
>>33597217probably
>>33597203PLEASE
It's nice knowing that I'll at least be the hottest and most interesting moid here
>ex tries to hatch a plan and make me come crawling back>show her my tinder results>her attitude immediately does a 180 and she proceeds to have an hour long full blown melty over text Women why are you like this?
>>33597191She's really pretty, like model tier, it feels like a scam even though it's irl.I've never had positive female attention before. Always reverse negging and rudeness.
>>33597143Which decade was that?
>>33597202I put a free thing inside a vending machine dispense area because I didn't want it.
>>33597220>t. fat ugly bastard
I hate being a moid
>>33597202MI did once but it had an alarm, never did that again
>>33597204foid is wholesome desu. I like foids.
Smells like unwashed ballsack in here.
>>33597203You don't like femanon with any other size?
Wait? Do women actually get mean towards guys they like?
>>33597231Just showered actually. My balls smell pretty nice rn
>>33597232No. I want them big. DD+
>>33597151>>33597157Could you beat him?
>>33597227I'll save you the embarrassment
>>33597210>>33597226Have you ever placed a bottle full of piss inside a vending machine?
>>33597235Sometimes
Femanon, I want to impregnate you
>>33597239What's the point of bragging if you're giving us nothing to be jealous over?
>>33597235Anger is the last part of relationships that shows they still care. Apathy is the real not caring.
>>33597237European or American size?
>>33597238Fuck KEK with one behind my back
>>33597243I'm high value, have too much to lose by getting doxxed by you ugly faggots
>>33597238>can't stay in place>feet on the ground wobblesYeah, kick that leg and he's done.
>>33597242I will punch it out of my womb and eat it.
>>33597240No, sniper.
Bread with no mayo....
>>33597247Lol
>>33597244>more trans opinions that think they understand how women work
>>33597247>high value>he says, bragging on atoga
>>33597245American. European size is weird. >>33597251Put avocado on a toast, trust me.
>>33597238Why is he wearing white shoes and kicking a black thing? He's gonna scuff the shoes, dummy.
>>33597256because I'm lonely. My clients don't exactly play piano and video games
>>33597259Wouldn't be lonely if you were actually desirable.
>>33597238fucking easy, have you seen him ''box''
>>33597260you have to leave your house and work to interact with women. i do not do that
>I wonder what's in femanon's search histor--
I have a male thread crush. That is all.
you know whats fucking shit?there are no balkan femoids
>>33597266That's gay bro
>>33597266cute
>>33597270I'm a woman.
Women, why dont you care about us?
>>33597264It's literally just atoga
>>33597266Does he have a name, or is he anon?
>>33597273How it feels to be a maleanon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJL6nfu__Q
>>33597274>4chan passcute
>>33597273Why would I?
jh is my thread crush, but i know she only likes white men
>>33597269There is one. She seems cute, too.
>>33597277(:
my thread crush is doing findom for a less interesting but wealthier man than me.
I just saw the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Went to get banh mi and there was this Asian woman who was busty, had black hair, big eyes, they were brown but like light brown, and she looked nurturing but determined and that she has a strong conscious. I’m in love
>>33597280cause we care about you
>>33597274Good morning saar!
>>33597281She's dated black and Latino guys before.
>>33597282I dont believe it.
>>33597276I wish being a maleanon was this kino...
>>33597275Anon
>>33597284Get more money then.
>>33597238What the fuck is that footwork?
>>33597235No
>>33597284Cuck cope
I'm watching a youtube vid by a femcel, people say they don't exist but I can believe this woman is for real.
>>33597281You have a chance unless you're Asian. She hates Asians.
>>33597228Why?
Men, how often fo you masturbate in public?
Still no chance from femanon Gn atoga
>>33597292Tell us about him.
>>33597306It's over.
>>33597305Never.
>>33597238Bro is prepared to throw hands like webmrel
>>33597305Never. Only attractive women between 18-40 should do that.
>>33597273You should make a valid reason for me to do that.
>>33597305>went to a Catholic school>every morning they would have mas before class>one day i reached to school while mas was in progress, so instead i just went to my empty classroom >jerked off in class to see what it would be likeThat was the only time really
>>33597312>How can he slap?
>>33597307Why, are you hoping that he's you?
If femanon was real I'd be her favorite
>>33597101Is she or he from Latvia? First second in the video is from Avotu street 35, Riga.
>>33597313That’s dumb.If you do it as a minor, you have to go to group therapy and do some forced volunteering in the community.As an adult you becone a registred sex offender
>>33597302Cause it sucks>ugly gender>no one likes us>no one wants to talk to us>everyone thinks we'll kill them or rape them
>>33597317>Why, are you hoping that he's you?NTA, but yes.
Is it worse to be an ugly woman or an ugly man?
>>33597322>>ugly genderMore women want to fuck men than other women
No, I don't need "therapy". I need a girlfriend who lets me call her mommy during sex.
>>33597326nah, even straight women say that women are more attractive than men and they'd choose to be lesbian if they could pick a sexuality.
>>33597325Probably an ugly woman
>>33597328I just need some boobs
This femcel video is depressing, men don't know the struggle.
>>33597328That is therapy you dumbfuck.
>>33594667Anyone into biker chicks?
>>33597317I just like gossip.
>>33597335>the cat hairs
Incels are kind of right that having sex would solve a lot of their problems. I had sex a couple of time several years ago, unlikely to have sex ever again, but it doesn't bother like it would if I'd never had sex.
>>33597312What do you think they are fighting about?
>>33597042spill thread crushes !!
>dude why are you so serious all the time, just smile more. you look scaryI HAVE AN UGLY SMILE NIGGAI HAVE A SMALL MOUTH AND I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING RETARD IF I SMILE
>>33597339>Incels are kind of right that having sex would solve a lot of their problems. I had sex a couple of time several years ago, unlikely to have sex ever again, but it doesn't bother like it would if I'd never had sex.Eh, it left me feeling even emptier. Maybe it would've been different if she was my gf.
>>33594815Yes!
>>33597335>30 year old>cat hair
>>33597344>look at me so i can judge you intentfullynormies are disgusting
>>33597338Yeah I already saw she’s a red flag but I’ve always wanted to fuck a biker chick >>33597341Kek who knows probably H1B status civil war
>>33597343For me, youYour turn
>>33597352What other red flags does she have?
women hate m
>>33594977>I love that moment when I lose all interest in a man instantly. It can't come soon enough.De he cry in front of you?
>>33597353Hey that's my thread crush
men, how long would you date a girl who isn't ready to have sex before you leave her? realistically would most guys ever do this or even be loyal?
>>33597343my thread crush was really sweet and encouraged things about me that a lot of people do not, which is okay but it's nice to be encouraged every now and again. i want to tell her nice things and make her feel good.
>>33595019Butt.Height or boobs
>>33597348And showing tits in the myspace angle
need femanon to bring me a beer
/atoga/ femanons probably got drunk and did a bunch of coke with their friends and Chad at a bonfire party this labor day weekend
>>33597364*smashes bottle over your head*
>>33597357Some did, yeah.
>>33597353nooo i think they've left :cthey were one of the first recognizable anons i talked to tho (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)>>33597358(fight ! fight ! fight !)
>>33597360Idk, if we were official then maybe a couple months? I don't have enough experience to gauge that. If we're not official then loyalty is sorta up in the air
>>33597360>how long would you date a girl who isn't ready to have sex before you leave her?most i'd probably do is a year
>>33597365i havent left the house since thursday
>>33597360If she's a virgin I'll wait until marriage If she's not a virgin a month or 2 max.
>>33597360>men, how long would you date a girl who isn't ready to have sex before you leave her? realistically would most guys ever do this or even be loyal?I'm waiting for marriage. I don't know how long the average guy would wait, but you only need one guy who will for it to work.
>>33597354Don’t care already got a date with her
>>33597360i would, but only because i need a lot of time to feel comfortable enough. i'm a weird mix of freaky and prudish
i still think about that one femanon who said i was her thread crush :)
>>33597361awwwwwshe still around ?
>>33597365I dont drink or do drugs, no bonfire party but I did go to a baseball game with a boy
>>33597369when was the last time you spoke to them?
>>33597367rude
>>33597369>not mebros.. it's so over....
>>33597373>>33597375what if she doesn't want to wait until marriage, she just needs a long adjustment period
>>33597380i think so! she found me the other day, it was nice. always a wonderful surprise when she (You)s...
>>33597360Im not a huge fan of sex in general, so I really dont give a shit
>>33597323>>33597337He's in this thread. That's all I'll say.
>>33597387>what if she doesn't want to wait until marriage, she just needs a long adjustment periodI'm ok with that.
>>33597368>Some did, yeah.Why are they such pussies?
Women would you date a 27 year old virgin?
>>33597381Do you suck his dingaling?
>>33597364tsing taos all we got>>33597384can't tell for sure but i think a couple weeks or so ago ?they probs just moved on, i can't find them in these threads no more (◞‸◟)
>>33597397Yeah I’m 22yo virgin
>>33597360also i wouldn't "leave" her, i'd make sure it was telegraphed way ahead of time that this is important and we need to find a way through or split up
>>33597397No
>>33597387>what if she doesn't want to wait until marriage, she just needs a long adjustment periodWe wouldn't be compatible in that case.
>>33597266favorite thing about him, what is it?
>>33597399No I haven’t done anything sexual
>>33597400>tsing taos all we gotAs long as it's cold.
>>33597410suck it quick, before he leaves you!
>>33597386*kissy kiss kiss*im solllee>>33597388this makes me happy that's so cute ㅠㅠ
>>33597400Could there be another? ><http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24IfD-0VUu4
Femanons all love me, they just dont know it yet
>>33597414It was two says ago, and that’s not appropriate.. is that the word?
>>33597410Looks like he struck out
>>33597415lmao is it? idk i just like nice people, she seems really wonderful, which i reckon is something worth celebrating
>>33597354Oh fuck I take it back she a single mom bro help me
>>33597381>baseball gamesportsball is so fucking boring.
>>33597419im just playing
>>33597423Lamo
>>33597415>im sollleei thought you were myao?
>>33597381>baseball gamei already know what femanon this is lol
>>33597411oh wait there's a dented guinness in the backu want ?>>33597416oh bread ..
>>33597429There’s always something with these women maybe I should pay more attention to the red flags from now on
>>33597420Haha I get it~
>>33597360Hard to say, 3 months?
I love Filipinos this is so much food and it tastes great>>33597400>I'm not her thread crushIt's so incredibly over...M-maybe maybe I just came off too strong.......
>>33596889Good to hear you are doing well anon!
>>33597425You are boring
>>33597431heh no you don’t..Cmon I can’t be the only here that likes a sport
When do you prefer to go to the gym?For me nothing beats going in the dead of night and being the only one there, it makes me feel accomplished.
>>33597421it is !!always adorbs to see people being sweet to eachother c:>>33597430die
>>33597376>coffee>with a biker chickI'm kinda surprised she agreed
>>33597433>u wantSure
>>33597442I like going early in the day but I go late at night because I'm embarrassed by my low weight sets
>>33597441>I can’t be the only here that likes a sportProbably not, but there's only 2 countries that actually care about baseball specifically
>>33597444Being chad has its privileges I confess
Women do you respect men who are more into outright sluts?
>>33597449Yes.
>>33597438noooooo i like u too !!maybe not like ... LIKE like yet ..>>33597445okki lemme pour it into a glass rq
>>33597447Okay that makes sense. How are you, good weekend?
Myao please be some sweaty hairy dude larping as a cute korean girl. Pleeaase. It would be so funny
>>33597446>because I'm embarrassed by my low weight setsIf anyone ever says anything (they won't) just say you are focusing on form.
>>33597458That's 90% of "fem"anon posters
>>33597458Thanks I’ve been waiting to use this meme for ages
genderwasher/dryer>top loader>front loader
>>33597458im like 1/3 of the way there ..?not hairy nor a dude but i sweat !! this is disappointing sorry
>>33597450I could see why you would. I don't think I could like girls like that, but I would understand why you respect men who do.
>>33597465mtop loader for sure
>>33597273Because you guys always say "i hate women, women hate men and it's true" etc.But I can care about you anon :)
>>33597433do you like bread and what made you like this anon in specifically?
Lying on a heating pad doesn't do fucking shit for having a blocked ear. Gonna keep pouring olive oil in there until I turn Italian.
Women if you have bad fat distribution are you just fucked? Can it be fixed?
>>33597465FFront loader, I’m 147cm I don’t want to fall in and be trapped
>>33597480Kek I could carry you like luggage
>>33597473That's that one cuck
>>33597448LOL I suppose it does>>33597455I am pleased to hear this :o
>>33597482..how romantic..
>>33597480>I’m 147cm I don’t want to fall in and be trappedI'd pull down your pants and fuck you while you were trapped.
Women do you have some belly fat like Iasbela Merced?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrjrzkTImJU
>>33597480>I’m 147cmChildren need to wait until they're 18 to post on 4chan.
>Chest vibrating after a good ass workoutHell yeah
>>33597208Happy birthday, anon.
>>33597489Oh waiter more blonde women please, make it snappy
>>33597475yes i like bread !ummm they're nice !!! (if they're who i think they are)>>33597480realsies one of my biggest fears was being stuck in a laundry machine or dryer
>>33597457>How are you, good weekend?Meh, boring as usual. Rain fell today. I like rain
femanon, lets go to venice
Women, have you ever caused a sissygasm?
>>33597493Is there a cuter woman than Isabela Merced?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poMy9Xd-hsM
>>33597492Don’t say things like that>>33597496I’m 22. how old are you?
>Femanons one and all, bear witness!!
>>33597506yeah, >her
>>33597501most anons are nice to you though, was he a namefag?
>>3359740127 isn't too old for you?>>33597403why not?
Women, would you go to an "eyes wide shut" party?
>>33597502That’s nice, I like rain too. Did you read or anything?
>>33597508That guy is so intense
>>33597510noon that's the thing ! i have no reason to dislike anyone since not many people r mean so i like everyone :p
>>33597516>not many people r meanheh >:)
>>33597513This is the only time where I would genuinely want a mommy dommy to sit on my face like a beta cuck
Femanons, do you smell as stinky as men when you sweat?
>>33597514>Did you read or anything?watch anime in bed lol
>>33597511I don’t think so, if they are a good person and I like them it should be fine
Mentally schlicking to men with brown and gray hair
W-why'd the thread get so quiet. Spooky
>>33597518UWAAAIAIIIthat photo of harlequin syndrome just ruined my night anons why would you do thatgoodnight everyone
>>33597529I feel violatedstop
>>33597531lmao what?No idea what you're talking about
>>33597523That’s nice too.
>>33597529What else do you like
Women smell so sweet. Please explain yourselves foids and describe how men smell to you.
Pulling up to the huzz like>UDREEEAAA >UD SURAAAEAAAH
Women if you had to make 1 animal extinct, what would it be?
>>33597539erm, men duh
How am I meant to endure everyday life when I've never had a woman sit on my face?
>>33597542:(oh
>>33597513MWhat's that?
>>33597539Any women who doesn't choose mosquitos is a traitor to the human race
>>33597532I can't, dark hair with gray streaks from stress looks too good >>33597536Pale complexion and eyebags to complete the depression look
>>33597493No fat just flat
>>33597549You just described me, glad to know the darkspots and exhausted look appeaks to some
>>33597549im shaving it
>>33597549>>33597552>brown AND grey hairNevermind GG
>>33595583Why are men so dogshit at those subjects which signify a free and noble mind?
>>33597542Would to be a lesbian in the new world?
>>33597549>dark hair with gray streaks from stress looks too good>Pale complexion and eyebags to complete the depression lookWe are so, SO back
>>33597549>>33597558I'm worried this is a psyop.
do women like skinny pale boys
>>33597556That's rich coming from a foid when every great philosopher ever was a man. You bitches are the ones who never go against the mainstream think and always follow trends like sheep. Men are the world-changers and individual thinkers.
I wish I didn't have my personality. I'm too good looking to be a shut in but those were my cards
>>33597564That simply is not what the data show
>>33597553Nooo don't shave it your so sexy aha>>33597561Was I too on the nose?
>>33597565How do you know you're good looking, and why not just find a shut in gf?
>>33597567>Was I too on the nose?It was like reading my dossier.
>>33597566not him but quite frankly, for those subjects that are further from stem and less rigidly quantifiable, like art, grading is going to say a lot less about their qualityThe humanities are in an absolutely dire state right now, so "getting good grades" is at best, a measure of how well you listen in class, even if the material is absolute garbage.
>>33597376Thats not a date you idiot, lol
>>33597379How do you know it was you she meant?
>>33597569Relationship status?
>>33595616Dumber AND uglier.
>>33597568Because in my 27 years I’ve had like 20ish girls hit on me. When you consider that I leave my house for about 2 hours every 2 weeks just to get groceries, those are good numbers>why not just find a shut in gfWhere would I find one?
>>33597577Single.
>>33597584Any prior relationships?
>>33597586>Any prior relationships?A couple.
>>33597583>I leave my house for about 2 hours every 2 weeks just to get groceries, those are good numbersWhat do you do throughout your day? Work from home or NEET?>Where would I find one?Through your hobbies?
Where do I meet clingy gf
where do i meet curvy big butt gf
>>33597598>Through your hobbies?Nta, but this meme is hilarious. Have you been to hobby groups? Most bitches are taken already.
>>33597530Busy shlicking, that's why.
>>33597607If he's attractive then he'd have no issue taking a girl himself.
>>33597575she specified it was me after a conversation we had
>>33597603>>33597604Question if this isn't a samefag, would you two fight over a gf who's clingy and has a big curvy butt?
>>33597610That's true. He could just get on apps too if he's that attractive that random girls approach him on his way to get groceries.
>>33597608To what?
>>33597597Are you depressed over a prior relationship or is it something else?
>>33597611Nice
Moids, I ate a whole can of jackfruit with bbq sauce. It was yummy and now I'm full and will take a nap. That is all.
>>33597615The thought of someone fapping at the same time somewhere else.
90% of women out there do not love their man, they don't know how to love anyway; they only tolerate him as long as he provides.Learn to be stoic and get by without their fake and subpar love therefore about 90% of women should be invisible to you. Rise up above your biological programming.Take care of your health anons and find distractions to help pass the time, that's all most people do anyway, the difference is they do it with somebody so time wasted together flows differently.
>>33597621I thought jackfruit was sweet, but I've never had it myself. Enjoy your nap anon
>>33597623>fappingThe thought of someone fapping to what?
>>33597621im proud of you
>>33597625It is but you can buy canned unripe chunks for savory dishes. It's pretty good. Thanks, I will. >>33597629Thank you, anon.
>>33597621Sleep tight
>>33597624You are so dumb.
Women, do you like your booty?
>>33597641Sure
>>33597641yes, its quite nice if a bit small
Men, are any of you pregnant rn? https://youtube.com/shorts/gj_zfBF0fs0
>>33597645can i but you in my back pack and carry you around with me?
>>33597649where will you take me?
>bluetooth earphones randomly disconnects for a second and then reconnectsis someone hacking my earphones?
>>33597653It DEFINITELY wasn't me.
>>33597652We could go on a hike. Or go see cool animals at the zoo. Or we can go to a park and feed ducks (with oats, not bread)
>>33597653No. Bluetooth is just retarded on some devices. Samsung Galaxy buds reconnect fewer times with my iToddler XS than Dell laptop with Windows 11.
>>33597645Smallish, with a nice bubbly shape is my favourite.
>>33597653More likely either a dodgy antenna or electrical interference.
Women, what's your blowjob technique?
>>33597647Yeah, I'm pregnant rn
>>33597641Yeah it’s my best feature maybe.
>>33597656that would be nice..why are you being so nice to me>>33597659thank you
>>33597662Inexperienced
>>33597612yeah and I'd win, my desire for big butt gf is stronger than his desire for clingy gf
>>33597668Remember not to forget the balls.
>>33597665Do you wear yoga pants, by any chance?
any women need a bf who will eat their ass?
Can someone redpill me on asian latina hapas?
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>>33597663I know. I put it in you.
>>33597679I know, I was thereAre you gonna care for your child anon?
>>33597662Daddy issues >>33597686No, I'm sorry, I'm sure you got this
>>33597671Okay>>33597673Not often.
>>33597666>why are you being so nice to mewhy not? you probably deserve it
>>33597691>No, I'm sorry, I'm sure you got thisI'll be suing for child support then, since I'll be raising YOUR child as a single mother (male)
>>33597693aaah! stop!!
>>33597720lol whats wrong?
>>33597730im going to go ask questions in the new thread
>>33597715[blocked]
>>33595968You can just search a keyword/nickname on 4plebsI do it periodically to spec what the wild headcanon of the day is lol>>33594363>>33595995>>33596282I've not even been posting kek, I've been busy IRL/just not felt like itBlueValk, stop namedropping and go look after your kid or something...
>>33597242No thanks..>>33597318Oh yeah, why?
>>33597476You're supposed to heat the whole ear so stuff expands it's not instantaneous, you schmuck. Have patience.
