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WomenCan you make it clap?
me so horny for femanon
Does it hurt when boobs bounce during sex?
Women, thoughts on Elvira?
>>33597677We lost Elvira to the sapphics, fellas.
Finally a good fucking OP.>>33597681I'm not sure. Maybe. >>33597685If I'm about to start my period, yeah.
>>33597677M or FDo you prefer new or old video games?
>>33597688She was never ours to begin with
>>33597685Mine wouldn’t bounce much
Do you support the idea of no pussy no work? I was definitely more motivated and positive about life when I had a gf.
>>33597690FNew ones. I’m always excited what future games can be. But I appreciate and play old games too
do women desire sex outside of ovulation week?
>>33597688>>33597694she's bisexual so it's all good
Long term GF is saying no to some parts of sex and we use condoms only. No anal, creampies, barely BJs. Listening to her divorced friends she claims that’s wife sex life so I should marry her to deserve it? I provide husband life for her now. Femanons, wtf?
>>33597690MaleOlder video games, they were weird
>>33597696No you retard. Thats like a girl saying she'll start going to the gym and watch her diet once s guy starts paying her bills.
taking femanon to venice
>>33597696Sounds like incel logic
>>33597704I've seen this picture on multiple boards today, what is it?
>>33597696Not really, but I think I'd also feel more motivated if I had someone to love
>>33597699A little bit but not as much as during ovulation.>>33597701>provide husband lifeOh really? Like what?
>>33597703Not the same at all, fucking retard.
>>33597704venice is dead from overtourism
>>33597701I don’t know, I don’t know her or you
>>33597712It is. Men make money, girls make sure they are attractive to be fun to fuck. Thats the deal. You have to make money to earn pussy privileged and women have to tend to their looks to earn being provided for privileges.
>>33597717Insanely based post if F
femanons are you mad at us?
>>33597717>t. betabuxx cuckLmao
FemanonsCan we read on the couch together
>>33597717>have to tend to their looks to earn being provided for privileges.except they dont after a while.A man cant divorce his wife for getting fat, then extort her for alimony and take half her shitA woman can if the guy stops providing or for pretty much anything
>>33597717>Men make money, girls make sure they are attractive to be fun to fuck. Thats the deal. You have to make money to earn pussy privileged and women have to tend to their looks to earn being provided for privileges.Picrel was in gang and in jail and ended up getting a billionaire woman pregnant.
>>33597722No>>33597726Yes
femanon naked at the beach
>>33597710>provide husband life>Oh really? Like what?Pick her up from work every day, cook us meals, split chores, buy groceries, go for walks, massages, help to resolve her problems, listen to her rants, help financialy etc.
>>33597700She said she's lesbian, bro.
>>33597690Is she supposed to resemble a bat?
>>33597722No>>33597727Skill issue on your part. Why would you be with a girl that doesn't take her part of the deal serious? >>33597728There will always be the girls that are too mentally ill to go through life making sane decisions. Just as there will be men like that. Literally not my problem.
>>33597701Do you have a boyfriend dick?
>>33597717I don't care if I am old, ugly, and give off an appearance that makes women double check the sex offender registry because of how ugly I look, I still am going to try to get a girlfriend even if it is insane. I don't care if I am in a hospice at age 99, because I'll be trying to flirt with the nurse there.
>>33597729>YesCoolDo you mind if I put on some instrumental music? It helps me focus on reading
>>33597732You should sit down with her and make a list where you split wife/husband and gf/bf privileges clearly so everyone knows whats up.
>>33597739>Why would you be with a girl that doesn't take her part of the deal serious?people change. and women are encouraged by the state and its instruments to divorce
>>33597745Lounge jazz and lofi please
>>33597744Ok. Good luck with that.>>33597747So? Don't put your dick in weak pussy then. Problem solved.
>>33597701>I provide husband life for her nowstop doing it and see how she reacts
>>33597677Women would you sign a prenup that said for every 5 pounds you gain during the marriage you get 5% less alimony in the event of divorce?
>>33597729>>33597739>noare you sad at us?
Any lesbians here? Is the incel meme where you wouldnt be a lesbian if you meet a male you find attractive enough true?I was dancing with a lesbian at the club, she was in a relationship, we even locked fingers. Before the dance she was eyeing me hence why i asked to dance. Id eyefuck her during the dance and after like 30 seconds shed consciously look towards the right corner of her eye. I asked for her phone number and she said no. We were speaking chinese because why not (she was white though but could speak chinese haha).Basically i knew she found me attractive. I said she looked good in chinese, and she said the same for me. Can i take this as confirmation that i have a shot with single girls? I build up women too much in my head so naturally i struggle with this. I also took a lot of medication during my youth which killed my romantic interest as a teen, hence the lack of experience.I looksmax with tretinoin, keeping a healthy weight.
>>33597755No
>>33597748Jazz is exactly what I like to put on too, but lofi puts me to sleep so is it cool if we just do the jazz?
>>33597734whatever won't stop me crankin' it to hairy crotch
Jerking off feels better when I let myself moan. Thanks femanons for recommending it.
Women is a picnic at the park a good idea for a first date? Or would you prefer something simpler like a cafe date?
>>33597761Np
>>33597755No. What’s wrong anon?
>>33597757>>33597765are you glad at us?
>>33597763Yeah honestly it feels a bit try hard. We could grab a sandwich and go for a walk in the park and find a nice place to sit I guess.
>>33597758Mhm
>>33597728>In 2002, Meeks was charged with robbery and corporal injury to a child, assaulting a 16-year-old boy.I wonder what that boy thought when he saw that the guy who beat him up became a millionaire model lol
>>33597756>inb4 rant about how guys are all thinking with their dicks while lesbian women think with their hearts
>>33597767Sometimes
>atoga is so nice right now that i brought my laptop downstairs with me while im cooking so i can still hang out with you guys
>>33597769CoolWhat are you gonna read? I'm in the middle (beginning) of House of Leaves
>>33597742>Do you have a boyfriend dick?Somewhat aware of the meaning, but not size? Are 6.4inch bd? I dunno. Can’t slide in straight away even after arousal.>>33597746I’m confrontational like that with almost everyone except her.>>33597752I stopped some and things aren’t looking bright.
>>33597774anon <3
>>33597751>why do you need a seatbelt, just dont crash>why are you crying, just dont get raped next time
>>33597774Give us a taste it's only fair
>>33597774>inb4 you jinx us
>>33597756Okay but why would you want to be with someone who isn't a true dick lover, that sounds horrible
>>33597776>thats wife subscription activities anon>I stopped some and things aren’t looking bright.funny how these things only go one way huh?
>>33597778Correct.
>>33597668>InexperiencedFollow a simple tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-fdm5Hc_ko
>>33597782I have mommy issues because my mom was schizoprenic and lesbians are the exact opposite of my mother, without being a guy.
Women, would you enjoy taking a guy's virginity?
>>33597777nice numbers too :)>>33597780Its just pancakes lol>>33597781i hope not
>>33597701>Long term GF is saying no to some parts of sex and we use condoms only. No anal, creampies, barely BJs. Listening to her divorced friends she claims that’s wife sex life so I should marry her to deserve it?Women are known for fucking less while married, so if she's not fucking well as a girlfriend, as a wife she'll be a starfish.Keep her as a fucktoy while you find a new girlfriend.
>>33597790>Its just pancakes lolI love pancakes wtfMaple syrup or the fake stuff?
>>33597768i'll keep this in mind
>>33597701it's not gonna get better and you can't negotiate true desire
>>33597776You're already getting husband treatment with getting to put your dick inside her you sperg.
>>33597784I suppose because I did for so long it became part or her baseline, of what’s expected. Can’t fault her entirely for allowing it to happen.
I dont do rosters, I pick 1 single person and immediately become delusional
>>33597792Marriage in 2025 is a retarded decision anyway. You're telling everyone that your wife owns you by getting married. Nobody respects married men anymore.
>>33597763Simpler, cafe and food sounds good
>>33597795Typically i just put some butter and grate some cheese on it. Is that weird? not sure if thats a normal way to eat pancakes or not.
>>33597789Very much so, yes. But probably not for very morally acceptable reasons.
>>33597798>You're already getting husband treatment with getting to put your dick inside her you sperg.Yet the opposite isn’t true.
>>33597807What kind of cheese? That does sound pretty weird but possibly pretty good
>>33597767Sure
>>33597808It can't be that badand at this point I don't really care anymore
>>33597775If I’m honest I would likely work
>>33597812>What kind of cheese?New Zealand cheddar cheese. I like it
>>33597803Thats the right way to do it.
Manons, why do you make us feel bad yet simp for us at the same time?
>>33597789Sure, I’m a virgin too
>>33597815That's not really in the spirit of us spending time hanging out together...our counsellor said we need to put some effort into this remember?
Women im starting to get defined arms and shoulders, but my chest is still flat and boney. Is this unattractive?
>>33597816Is it sweet? I didn't know New Zealand had it's own cheddar. Do you melt the cheese on it?
>>33597823We wouldn’t be together if that was an issue.
>>33597821I try not to make you feel bad, I try to encourage you which typically falls under simping
>>33597826Please we have to make it work so the kids can grow up in a stable home
>>33597821It;s our version of the Madonna whore complex
>>33597821sometimes love foids, sometimes dislike foids
>>33597829I’m infertile, no kids
>>33597821Same reason you hate us men, but ovulation makes you want to get stuffed.I get attracted to girls all the time, but I have to use reason to understand its a no-go
>>33597824Height and face are more important than muscles to foids. You'll only get compliments from other men because they know what it takes to get a good body. Foids still unironically think that people like The Rock are natty.
bisexual girls please take me
>>33597821You know what, i'll answer this genuinely.I love women. But i have low self esteem and dont think you will love me. So i wallow in self pity sometimes. Mix that with a little bit of irony/shitposting and it can sometimes come of as incelposting. I dont mean to
i'm honestly too handsome to be a virgin at 26
>>33597836I don't even think I'm bisexual, I only want to make out with a girl if there's a dick between out mouths.
>>33597832Hold on a workaholic foid with no risk of kids actually is my ideal wife
>>33597699>do women desire sex outside of ovulation week?A typical woman has two horniness peaks during her cycle, not one: the other is before (or sometimes, frustratingly, during) her period. But yes, women want sex all the time, they just want it more at the peak.
>>33597841straight girls who want to do stuff like this are the absolute hottest
>>33597842Yay!
>>33597821>Manons, why do you make us feel bad yet simp for us at the same time?Projecting mommy, GF and wife issues. Can’t into therapy, that’s gay. I don’t hate women, I do hate the pedestal woman have been placed by paying simps, libshits and other women. I’m a woman respector if she respects other people and herself by not whoring out on OF, PH or other degenerate ways. Same goes for men.
Do women invite men to their place for sex or is it customary for the men to invite the woman over? I live with my parents and thats the only reason for me being celibate. It’s definitely voluntary, I’m sure I can get some women on an app. I just don’t want to look like a clown or a child. Rent would cost me like $2k per month and that doesn’t include food or either miscellaneous expenditures so moving out isn’t an option yet
>>33597821i like to think i don't err on either side of the simp-incel spectrum
>>33597701Sex should never be transactional, and if she wants to make it transactional, you should leave. If it helps, she's probably lying: if she *wanted* to do stuff like this, she'd be doing it. So most likely sex will dry up after your marriage, not get better.
>>33597677M or FDo you like animals?
>>33597846You've earned your place as my new thread crushCongratulations
>>33597849Yeah, I had 4 girls invite me over. I live with my parents too but I don't tell them that.
>>33597839Same, actually. Its my fault though.
>>33597754Alimony is a meme.
>>33597856MaleI love animals, I think they're so cool. I spend more time with them than I do people
>>33597756>Is the incel meme where you wouldnt be a lesbian if you meet a male you find attractive enough true?Is it true that you wouldn't be straight if you met a sufficiently attractive man? No? Then don't be retarded.
>>33597862NtaI wouldn't rule it out desu
>>33597856M, yes.
women what do you think of men that drink tea bag a little too much?
>>33597865I though this is a shit
>>33597756>We were speaking chinese because why not (she was white though but could speak chinese haha).>I said she looked good in chinese, and she said the same for me.Was this written by AI, or an incel fantasy?
>>33597866Thats not how you say that weirdo
>>33597864Same here and I'm 100% straight. But if some guy like Henry Cavill or Brad Pitt was friendly with me and treated me well, I would do some things.
Stray dogs are a pest and should be shot on sight.
>>33597867TA, me too initially kek. I think that’s the point.
>>33597825>Is it sweethmmm not particularly. Not sure how else to describe it but cheesy. >I didn't know New Zealand had it's own cheddarhonestly this is just what we've always had in the house growing up. To me this is normal cheese. >Do you melt the cheese on it?Yup!
Women what do you think of men that put a tea bag under their lip like a zyn?
>>33597869huh? say what? lol
I have some minced beef that passed expiration date 14 days ago. I will cook it anyways. Wish me luck.
>>33597874Sus...>>33597870What a mega gay thing to say.
>>33597870Henry Cavill def is more my type I think since he's nerdy and seems niceI don't think I'd do anything with Brad Pitt
Women, is it cringe if 95% of my wardrobe is black?
>>33597873Putting cheese on pancake is not a normal NZ thing. Don't get it twisted, Americans.
>>33597880Nah
>>33597873Hmm, maybe I'll have to try it one of these daysIt sounds almost like a sweeter grilled cheese
>>33597862>Is it true that you wouldn't be straight if you met a sufficiently attractive man? No? Then don't be retarded.Straight men don't shove dildos up their ass.Lesbians still use dildos.
Do femanons like lingonberries? :3
gooodmorning togies
>>33597878>What a mega gay thing to say.The question is, at what point would you call him out if an attractive man started making moves on you? Let's say you're doing a gym session together and he's already high-fiving you or slaps your butt after a good set. Then later in the shower he would hug you from behind. Would you really ruin the mood just to say you're not gay?>>33597879I think Brad is more charming than Cavill, but I see what you're saying.
>>33597821Cringe
>>33597888are those like cran?
>>33597885>Straight men don't shove dildos up their ass.Speak for yourself
>>33597890I mean, why not just embrace being a fag at this point?
>>33597870>I'm 100% straight
>>33597892Sour, but sweeter and bitter at the same time. Like life.
Women would you date a grey alien?
Another day where I wake up. What’s next…
>>33597857Aww that’s sweet, my first one
Americans, is this real?
>>33597876If it's been in the freezer, you'll be fine. If it's been in the fridge, you'll die.
>>33597899No
>>33597885>Straight men don't shove dildos up their ass.They definitely do. And gay men use onaholes.
>>33597904It was in the fridge. >you'll die Neat
>>33597894Because I am fully straight. My point is that men aren't used to someone else making the moves, so if an attractive guy started doing that on them, I don't think most guys would mind. It feels nice to be desired.>>33597895Yup.
>>33597905What are you, some kinda human supremacist?
>>33597902That you know of, anyways
>>33597899>Women would you date a grey alien?If he'll go down on me, sure.
>>33597909Yes>>33597908You are not fully straight. Just make peace with it lol.
>everytime I see a pretty girl irl I feel as if im getting decapitated for some reasonits fucking weird>oh she's pretty, way out of my league, here comes the bladethen I snap out of it and move on. is this CTE?
>>33597911Grey aliens have really rough tongues, like cats.
Nobody loves a soft manBe hard
>>33597916you mean like my cock?
>>33597916Soft is not the same as weak dumbfuck.
>>33597920to women it is.
>>33597916Nah I'll stay soft thanksI feel bad when I act hard
>>33597910Would be nice, but I don’t think so. I dont have much to offer as anon
>>33597918That is a biological physical reflection of the murkiness of attraction, yeah. Would a woman find a soft dick attractive? Not in and of itself. The closer you are to healthy, normal, well adjusted, that’s the only way to be loved. No one loves your soft dick unless it gets hard.
I haven't felt an emotion for about 15 years but I want to get back into it, what's an easy one to start with?
>>33597916there are no women worth being hard for
>>33597915>Grey aliens have really rough tongues, like cats.If I were you, I wouldn't be so quick to admit that I know that.
>>33597927>I haven't felt an emotion for about 15 years but I want to get back into it, what's an easy one to start with?Loss. Find something you like owning, and then watch it being destroyed.
>>33597923You'd be surprised how many moids like professional foids. It just takes one post to leave a lasting impression
I hate fakecels
>>33597927Be curios of and enjoy little things, try imagining their life or circumstances of the object or situation.>t. natureanon
>>33597921Stop dating retarded women then.
Women has matthew mcconaughey done bad things to women? my feminist cousin hates him, and i have no idea why. She was also very anti Johnny Depp
>>33597927Resentment for the demiurge
>>33597927Lust?
>>33597938thats impossible if youre a hetereosexual male like me
>>33597927Ragebait yourself
>>33597927Anger is an easy one. Just have someone slap you repeatedly for 20 minutes or so.
>>33597916my fantasy? a woman that holds my face in her chest as i bawl my eyes out
menhow long do you want your wife to workassume 2 kids
>>33597945That will never happen
>>33597942Then become a heterosexual man non-retarded women want to date.
>>33597946i want her to work a job she enjoys that doesn't leave her drained and miserable
>>33597946As long as we need. Ideally I don't want her to *have* to work, kids or not, but I don't have the funding to support 2+ people
>>335979460 hours or 8 hours (I will homeschool the kids)
>>33597946>how long do you want your wife to workwhat do you mean? Like how long should she work per day? or how long should she work in general until becomes a house wife?
Just to be clear, I was the first anon to bring the word "retard" into 4chan. Everyone else copied me.
>>33597948all women are somewhat retarded friend
>>33597947I'd cry in response to this post but there are no women around and I don't feel much anymore
>>33597952Of course you will
>>33597946>how long do you want your wife to workHer whole working life.>assume 2 kidsWhy the fuck would I assume that?
>>33597955Yeah I bet you never did anything retarded in your life ever. I kneel in awe of your undefeated genius.
>>33597959thanks. you may stop kneeling now.
Women do you really want to be a housewife? I dont really want a housewife. My mom is a housewife and it never seemed fun. She basically has no friends or life outside of house. I would feel guilty about that
>>33597957Not hard at all, I self studied at that level myself because I grew up dirt poor, so I know what the process is
>>33597960Thank you oh divine being amongst mere mortals.
>>33597958are you the anon who hates women..
>>33597946thats like asking me what color ferrari do I want to drive
>>33597962No, I like my job
>>33597962you'd be surprised how many employed people have no friends or life outside of the house and workplace
Trying to find that youtube short where a black guy talks about the different kinds of alien, anyone know what I'm talking about?
Women, i would like 1 son and 1 daughter please
>>33597950so if your career doesnt evolve she will have to work forever?>>33597953the 2nd
>>33597971Your wish is granted. Which one should be older? Also if I control my muscles I can make them taller or smarter too, would you like that?
>>33597972>so if your career doesnt evolve she will have to work forever?Yeah pretty much. I'm doing my best and trying to move my career forward but it's not happening as quickly as I'd like
cant wait till my daughter turns 18
>>33597970This one? You mean billy carson? https://youtu.be/0flrQKlMoas
>>33597979
>>33597966>are you the anon who hates women..No, I just don't want children, so having a "housewife" makes no sense.
>>33597975>Which one should be older?Older son ofc. So he can beat up anyone who tries to bully her at school>would you like that?Sure! I'd like them both smart, and slightly above average height.
>>33597971>Women, i would like 1 son and 1 daughter pleaseOkay, that will be $5M. We accept bitcoin.
>>33597983whats this supposed to conveyI dont get it
>>33597979>cant wait till my daughter turns 18You know you're still not allowed to fuck her then, right?
>>33597990>when you know pro is an incest pedo but you can't prove it is this your first day on the internet?
>>33597971You will have to inject your funny liquid in me and wait 9 months first
>>33597981nordic aliens are crazy
>>33597994>broo the hyperborean spirit live on
>>33597981Nah it was a youtube short and a young guy saying like "Reptilians, you'll wanna stay away from them." and "Nordics are our friends, they want to help us."
>>33597988If i had $5M, i would invest it in real estate and get more rich>>33597993Sounds fun! Also, i get to cure your periods for 9 months
>>33597979My daughter had a tantrum last night and ran and destroyed her own snowglobe from disney and then cried even harder because her favorite snowglobe was destroyed. I've been taking pictures of her face during her tantrums for years and threatening to show the reel at her wedding someday. I'm playing the long game.
>parents posting hereGet a job
>>33598004its all hypothetical, dummy.
>>33598004Parents still take their phone to the toilet anon. Not everyone is posting on 4chan sitting in front of their basement "battle station" where they don't move at all for six hours straight.
Women would you date a man who says "frick" instead of "fuck"?
>>33597927Anger. Just pick a game and every time you lose and have to redo some level, you'll feel the rage boiling inside of you UwU
>>33598004It's a holiday in the US
>>33598007This place isn’t for you. Let go.
How would you rate your friends gfs? I would say they're both 6-7/10. Not the Megan Fox kind of hot but kinda-above-average gfs. One of my friends showed us his ex gf and she was actually smoking hot. He expressed regret over not getting to be with her because she was much hotter than his current gf.
>>33598014None of my friends have had gfs
>>33598011What are you? The 4chan police?
>>33598014Even when I had friends, they were all single.
>>33598017Someone that dislikes dishonesty, and someone’s who a parent isn’t someone who’s an incel or a loser
>>33598020Stop projecting, lol. Not everyone on here is an incel loser like you.
>>33598014I don't know any straight guys that have had luck dating and I never met my lesbian coworker's gf
where femanon?
>>33598011>he doesn't know the meaning of you're here forever
>>33598021Then go to Reddit or Twitter. Why do you have to be such a massive narcissist that every space you’re in conforms to you?
>>33598014M, here's what we've got>one dude has an Indian gf who is openly terrified of being sent back to India (family will marry her off lol)>one dude has a girl he imported from the Philippines>One guy has a chubby librarian who is really mean to him and we all know it's on borrowed time
>>33598027plenty of 4channers arent incels or losers
>>33598027I'm not? Wtf... you wouldn't know wether I'm a parent or not if I did not tell you in context. Get off your high horse little snowflake.
>>33598014Im in Japan and my friend is a handsome swedish guyhis gf is a 4/10 indian girl while he could easily pull 8/10 japanese girls if he initiated thingsidk why he settled so easily. I guess hes just lazy
>>33598031Then they’re inorganic here.>>33598032Oh it’s you. Yeah you definitely shouldn’t be here
>>33597722No, just the guy/s that say "Oh women MUST hate men I'm convinced that all of them do without exeption".
When is femanon history month?
How do I learn this level of catfishing? If she can look this cute, I should be able to look like a 10.
>>33598036Soon. We just got done with having black history month every month throughout the whole year, next is going to be the feminist perpetual celebration.
>>33597726What will we read?>>33597731Oh, I don't think I would.
I wish it was 2016 again so I could make posts about dabbing on people and anons would understand instead of being confused
>>33598036Once upon a time, femanon was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. When her parents realized this, they tried to make her get a job. This backfired spectacularly as the princess complex had been deep fried into their neurons since the first divine spark. Now she makes posts online about how men are scum while profiting off an existence she hates, because no one will ever see her as a human being first, only a woman.
women do you prefer simps? or aloof, nonchalant men?
Anyone else looking at a lifetime of loneliness?Has the dread set in for you? The idea of being complete alone, in a room, trembling with burgeoning insanity, meaningful interaction feeling a planet away, dusty memories of happiness all you have to cling to?
>>33597856FYes, they can be nice!
>>33598042I like men that aren't arrogant and bitter but also not slimy boot lickers. Just be normal ffs.
>>33598044> The idea of being complete alone, in a room, trembling with burgeoning insanity, meaningful interaction feeling a planet away, dusty memories of happiness all you have to cling to?I unironically grew up like this so I don’t mind it
>>33598047>Just be normal ffs.im too autistic for that
>>33598042they subconsciously prefer nonchalant men
>>33598037Don't they use those real time filters now to literally edit their face shape?
>>33598039>What will we read?I'm in the middle of House of Leaves, I figured we could read whatever books we have together. If you want to read one together though, what would it be?
>>33598039>Oh, I don't think I would.Too shy?
>>33598047excluded from the "slimy boot licker" adjective:>him paying for every date>him making more than you and showering you with gifts>him being very sociable and having an upward career trajectory due to sucking his boss' cockBasically everything he does that gives YOU financial advantages short-term and long-term isn't bootlicking.
are there women that are into that mommy kink shit or nah
>>33598044Yeah, that's about what I expect mine to be as well. I grew up with the simplest dream of getting married and having a fun life together, but I've never even dated. I struggle with making friends too, finding someone that will actually try to be a good friend seems borderline impossible these days
>>33597856I like some and fear others. The smaller and less dangerous, the more I like them.
>>33598047I'm not slimy and leave my fetish out of it
>>33598050Then you should not procreate and thus not get pussy access. >>33598055>him paying for every dateI strongly dislike eating food that I haven't prepared myself, so if he wants to spend money paying someone to make our food for some weird reason then thats his problem and he'll have to pay for that, yes. >him making more than youYeah, thats very easy since I make less than minimum wage. >and showering you with giftsNo thanks, I already have enough stuff and clutter. >him being very sociableAgain, just be normal. Have a few friends you can do stuff with if you feel like being social. It's not that hard if you're a likable person. >having an upward career trajectoryIf you can cover your expenses, idgaf. If you expect me to be a SAHM and have kids at some point then yeah, you better have a plan for how to pay for that in the future. >due to sucking his boss' cockIs that the only way you know how to get a promotion? Normally people do that by doing their job well. Very weird thing of you to say.
at what age does penis envy onset?
Guess the mean femanons are awake. See yall later
>>33598062Never unless you're crazy in a non-fun way.
>>33598058What's your problem?
>>33598063Bye bitch
>>33598065Social anxiety mixed with trust/abandonment issues thanks to people that were close to mePlus I just have never been able to get a date, constant rejections irl and no interactions at all on dating appsWhat's yours?
You will never be loved for who you are
>>33598061>so if he wants to spend money paying someone to make our food for some weird reason then thats his problem and he'll have to pay for that, yes.You're going to turn down a date at your place where you eat your own food and block that man immediately.>Yeah, thats very easy since I make less than minimum wage.Wasn't questioning the difficulty of doing something but how you perceive men.>It's not that hard if you're a likable person.Being a likeable person also means knowing when to engage the "boot licker" mode to gain advantages.>If you expect me to be a SAHM and have kidsDo you expect men to want you be a SAHM? That matters way more than any guy's plans.>Normally people do that by doing their job well.People who are good at their jobs and get promoted based on their performance aren't always liked at work.
>>33598070Ok, and?
Women thoughts on ribbed condoms? thoughts on flavoured condoms?
>>33598000>If i had $5M, i would invest it in real estate and get more richHey, it's your call, we just provide a service to those that want it.
>>33598073You wouldn’t get it
>>33598048Same lol>never celebrated my birthdays>New Year's was spent with "friends" twice only and that stopped now since they stopped inviting me>Christmases were spent with cousins and grandparents but that also stopped like 10 years ago now>some other celebrations I never experienced because nobody invited me
>>33598079Oh I meant I was literally locked in a basement on a farm in the middle of nowhere.
>>33598071>You're going to turn down a date at your place where you eat your own food and block that man immediately.Oh yeah? Didn't know you know everything about me. Oh wait, you're just projecting what you saw in your ragebait cumpilations. >Wasn't questioning the difficulty of doing something but how you perceive men.Yes, I perceive men that can't even get a job that covers their expenses as unviable. I don't see what the problem with that is. >Being a likeable person also means knowing when to engage the "boot licker" mode to gain advantages.Ok? Then do that if you can only be liked if you aren't being authentic. Sounds like a you problem. >Do you expect men to want you be a SAHM? That matters way more than any guy's plans.Idgaf. But if he wants kids he'll better be able to afford a SAHM because no way I'll let some strangers raise my own kids. >People who are good at their jobs and get promoted based on their performance aren't always liked at work.It's really easy to be liked at work. Do your job well, stay professional and keep your weird personal opinions to yourself. If you can't even do that, you can't call yourself an adult and thus have no business trying to fuck.
>>33598080It feels worse in the city because you see the couples and friend groups having fun.
>>33598082Oh ok yes you win your victim olympics
>>33598078You poor poor thing.
>>33598085You could never get it. You, especially.
>>33598084You started it.
>>33598086Yes, you are the biggest victim to have ever walked this earth.
>>33598081>I don't see what the problem with that is.Do you cover your own expenses 100%?>he'll better be able to afford a SAHM because no way I'll let some strangers raise my own kidslol. lol. You do give a fuck about being provided for, for like 20 years straight. That's no easy task.>It's really easy to be liked at workYou're a woman, you're implicitly liked everywhere.
>>33598075Gimmicky.
>>33598088Girl you are literally praised for existing and always have been.
Women, no matter what happens, i will always be proud of you for never making tiktok videos of you sitting in your car and screaming about politics or capitalism
>>33598089>Do you cover your own expenses 100%?Yeah? How the fuck do you think I have been living until now? >You do give a fuck about being provided for, for like 20 years straight. Yes? If you want me to shit out your kids then that's going to come with you having to do your part too. >That's no easy task.Yeah? Nobody said it is. It's supposed to be a filter because not everyone should have kids. >you're implicitly liked everywhereIs that so? So you like every woman you meet? Even the unpleasant and ugly ones? By default? Curious.
>>33598069Social anxiety is treatable look into it. I used to vomit every day after college and I'm completely cured.>What's yours?I don't really believe in reality, so I feel completely alone
>>33598091You're not even worth talking to.
>>33598075No thoughts
>>33597927For me, it's hunger. I try to feel some hunger at least once a day.
>>33598096Why would I be? I am another faceless moid. You have plenty of those
>>33598093Thank God I'm old so shit like TikTok and YouTube weren't around when I was a kid. I'd have posted so much dumb shit.
>>33598099You could stand out by not being like all the other incels and do nothing but bitch and moan. It would be a real refreshing thing to witness.
>>33598094>So you like every woman you meet? Even the unpleasant and ugly ones? By default?nta but I think anon confuses "liked" for "tolerated" but I guess for ugly guys it's more or less the same. To give an example men will typically not call law enforcement to harass ugly women until they leave a public place.
>>33598062I think a lot of the guys itt developed it around 13 years old and it arrested their emotional development.
I'm horny!
>>33598101Yeah
WomenDo you like sitting on your partner's face?
>>33598107No
>>33598104>ugh just do the sex and you’ll be an adult Fuck you narcissist
If I'm a hermaphrodite tetragametic chimera, and some of the cells in my body have XY chromosomes while others have XX chromosomes, do the people who think that sex is defined by chromosomes consider me male or female?
>>33598112I consider you an abomination.
>>33598104You really like the number 13.
>>33598044>>33598048>>33598079>>33598058I used to be very similar. If something is important to you, work to make changes in yourself and your life to achieve it.
>>33598107Very, very much so. Did it recently for the first time in a long while, and it was as good as I remembered.
>>33598107I would if I had one
>>33598107I've never done it. I'm scared I would accidentally fart
>>33598114Ha!>>33598111>just do the sex and you’ll be an adultThe fuck?How did you read THAT?I was poking fun at all the anons who think every woman psychically knows their penis is half an inch shorter than average and therefore no woman will get want them. Or whatever those guys actually think. I dunno.
>let’s ask the whores more questions >featuring a degenerate
>>33598117well well well
>>33598121Remember, you're here out of your own free will anon. Yes you, the one that made this post.
>>33598071>Being a likeable person also means knowing when to engage the "boot licker" mode to gain advantages.Holy shit. No it doesn't.That like thinking practicing surgery is part of pet ownership.
>>33598112clearly a special case
>>33598116What do you like most about it, is it just the sensation, or do you like looking down at your partner under you?
>>33598112There's no such thing as a "hermaphrodite" in human anatomy. Assuming appropriate age and health, you are either capable of impregnating others, capable of becoming pregnant, or neither. There's no both, there's no splitting the difference, and so on. If you have a genetic condition that indeed renders you infertile, in all of the so-called "intersex" conditions I've read about so far, it's pretty easy and obvious to put you on one side of the line or the other depending on the physical structures already there. Do you have a vagina? Do you have a dick? Do you have testes? You work it out from there.
>>33598126The physical aspect of it. Which includes getting to physically look down at him, mess with his hair, etc, but I don't particularly enjoy any power aspects of the whole thing.
>>33598123Wow what a scathing indictment
>>33598112>some of the cells in my bodyexactly how much? i doubt it's a 50/50 split
>>33598129>Which includes getting to physically look down at him, mess with his hairCuteFor me I just think naked women look the absolute hottest when I'm looking up at them from underneath
>>33598062>at what age does penis envy onset?You mean in the actual, original, Freudian sense of a woman subconsciously wanting to have a penis? Quite early in childhood, according to Freud - basically as soon as the child becomes aware of the difference between male and female bodies. But Freud was full of shit, so, you know....
>>33597677Do women ever jerkoff to videos of men jerking off?
>>33598116Moid hands
>>33598102Are you actually suggesting that "being an unattractive man in a public place" is an arrestable offence?
>>33598115I have, and I've been kicked in the face for it every time
>>33598130You get what you give.
>>33598139Yes clearly I am some form of fucking God who can’t assume people will operate outside my purview
>>33598118That makes it better for some of us
>>33598112People who define sex as being defined by chromosomes will recognize that there's slightly more to it if they read about Swyer's Syndrome, if I've spelled that correctly. It's a person with XY chromosomes, but the bits of the Y chromosome that make a person develop into a male don't get expressed. So, even though they are XY, they can (via a donated egg) get pregnant and give birth. No one is going to say that a person who can get pregnant and give birth is male. That said, that doesn't mean "sex is a spectrum" or any of that other retarded nonsense troons spout.
>>33598127>Do you have a vagina? Do you have a dick? Do you have testes?And if I have all of those?
>>33598115Fuck off narcissist
>>33598135Yeah
>>33598132I don't think it's a very flattering angle, but I guess I can't complain.>>33598135Very rarely, and it was mostly just because they were videos sent to me personally by someone I liked.
>>33598129As a bald man, damn it.
>>33598146>I don't think it's a very flattering angleNta but on the contrary it makes the thighs and butt look big
>>33598131>exactly how much? i doubt it's a 50/50 splitChimeras are rarely 50/50, true. So it's a majority thing? If I'm 55% XY then I'm male? Does that mean if I have an entirely XY leg removed I become a woman?
>>33598148Never dated a bald guy, but I don't think it'd be that big a deal. Hair just keeps my hands busy.>>33598149My butt and thighs are already big.
>A former inmate at a Liverpool jail has been found guilty of murdering an ex-prison officer after he exposed an affair between the convict and a female guard.Why do they even allow female guards after everyone knows that foids want to fuck criminals?
>>33598140Indeed, forgive me for failing to exercise the panopticonic omniscience of a demiurge condemned to eternally surveil the stochastic antics of homunculi beyond my epistemic remit. Clearly I should have suspended myself in the noösphere and divined their trajectories through sheer apophatic clairvoyance.
>>33598141I know moids are degenerates but I would die of embarrassment
>>33598154Shut up hoe
>>33598135>Do women ever jerkoff to videos of men jerking off?Some do, yes.
>>33598143Some or all of those don't actually work. I remember reading about one type of "intersex" condition where a woman can develop a structure that had "testes" in the name, but they were actually nonfunctional lumps of scar tissue. Regardless, just give me the exact name of your condition and just about anyone could tell you whether you're male or female.
>>33598156Kys worm
How do we as a society stop men from being converted into homosexual pedophiles?
>>33598151I don't think that's how it works, frankenstein
>>33598155My fetish aside, I've always heard, and imagined, that things like that would bring us closer
>>33598159You must be bored
>>33598161Wdym converted? Thats the default mode.
>>33598155that is the pointmen get off on humiliating womenand its not enough for men to do it to the woman, he wants her to do it to herself sickening
>>33598164Not as much as you
>>33598141you forgot "NTA"
>>33598166That's not at all the point of what I like about it, quite the opposite
>>33598165Door to door homosexual pedophile missionaries knock on men's doors in the morning and then use their hypnosis staffs to convert them while chanting. After the men are fully converted by the missionaries, they have become transformed into diddling nonces.
>>33598167Of course. I’m not bored I want a hug and to cry
>>33598152>My butt and thighs are already big.That's good, he probably wants to be enveloped, that's part of the appeal
>>33598171>hypnosis staffsReally makes you think.
>>33598172Again? Wtf are you always crying about?
>>33598137Usually not but if you're an ugly guy women will harass you and claim you're being creepy even if you're just eating lunch or reading a book or something, and some of those women will call the cops and try to get you to leave. There are more extreme outcomes but generally I feel like every guy below a certain attractiveness has been harassed in public a few times. That or maybe the women where I live are just assholes, I don't know, typically I'm not interacting with anyone when this stuff happens.
>>33598146>I don't think it's a very flattering angle,Oh believe me, it's my favorite, your boobs look awesome from that angle too
>>33598127NTA, but they mentioned being a tetragametic chimera: that means the body was the result of two genetically different embryos fusing in the womb. It is possible for that to happen when the embryos are different sexes. That is not the same as "intersex".
>>33598177>boobs
>>33598112When a coin is flipped and it lands on its edge, the coin is flipped again.
>>33598175Yeah, idk. Why are you frustrated?
>>33598178>two genetically different embryos fusing in the womb.you'd discern the gender by figuring out which embryo was which sex.I don't think they have that condition, it seems they're just using it as a hypothetical to "deconstruct" heckin' gender or whatever
>>33598179what?
>>33598182I'm not. What makes you think I am? Because I tell people to stop acting pathetic? Thats my default, I don't need to be frustrated for that. I'm just trying to do my part in holding against the rampant validating everyone for being a weak fuck epidemic.
>>33598162>I don't think that's how it works, frankensteinAre you not aware that chimerism in humans is a thing? Pic related is Taylor Muhl, who has chimerism: the reason for the two different skin tones is that different parts of her skin come from two different embryos. Her internal organs are a mix too - some came from one embryo, some from the other. She has two different DNA profiles depending on where you take the sample from.
I kinda like MGK. He made a great joke once: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.
Unpopular opinion: goth girls are also boring. It's pretty maintream and derivative at this point. If you're triggered by this opinion, consider that even though the goth look is by now basic, no goth girl will date your ugly fat ass an attacking me won't make you more date-able to goth girls by proxy. Also, I won't read you angry screeching.
>>33598186>this shit againYou are hella exhausting, you know that? You think I’m just being pathetic, hm?
>>33598184I'm pretty flat, so that doesn't apply.
>>33598138Who is kicking you in your face as you're working on improving yourself?But alright. Whatever makes you happy.
>>33598158I was asking specifically about someone who has chimerism, where the two embryos that fused to create the body were different sexes.
>>33598161>How do we as a society stop men from being converted into homosexual pedophiles?That's not something you can be converted to. Also "homosexual" and "pedophile" are, by definition, mutually exclusive.
>>33598193your chest will still look amazing from that angle
>>33598176
>>33598193booty size?
>>33598180Are you saying the person needs to be conceived and born a second time?
>>33598191There are no "goth girls" desu, it's an internet meme
>>33598203>>3359820734-33-44. My ass and legs are the only big upsides to being a pear.
I know the fact that I'm not a virgin, and that I've had sex sounds unbelievable. But so is nothingness, and clones. And we all know nothingness and clones are everywhere, right?
>>33598191There are no interesting girls. Gothfags just like the look.
>>33598191I like gyarus, the polar opposite of goth girls
>>33598183>you'd discern the gender by figuring out which embryo was which sex.But some of the cells in the body come from one embryo and other cells in the body from the other embryo. How does that help?
>>33598209There are, however, gothic middle-aged women.
>>33598192Yes, I know you're tired of me not telling you nothing is your fault and you have every right to just lay down and sob. I don't get why you keep digging into things that make you feel sorry for yourself. What do you get out of that instead of moving on?
>>33598215are you playing retarded on purpose?
>>33598217No, I’m tired of how combative you are.> I don't get why you keep digging into things that make you feel sorry for yourselfYou say that like I’m choosing this. You think I haven’t tried to break out of it? You think it’s about you? Is that what you mean by move on?
You guys are my only friends :3
>>33598213>>33598191I've (M) spent a lot of time at goth nights, and in my observation most normie dudes just get bored when they find out that gothic women aren't some kind of cenobite-like kinky sex demons and are actually human beings who just happen to dig the horror movie aesthetic and the gothic goblin music inspired by it. That seems to be the revelation you are going through. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBmk_iK5Y4A
>>33598219>are you playing retarded on purpose?No, I'm asking, if some of a person's cells are chromosomally male, while others are chromosomally female, then how do you use chromosomes to determine the sex if the entire person?
>>33598202Then explain why I was regularly buggered and fiddled with by my homosexual schoolmasters in boarding school, sometimes in front of the other students when I was answering a question?
GenderWhen was the last time you got scammed?
>>33598196>Who is kicking you in your face as you're working on improving yourself?A horse.
>>33598221And by combative you mean I don't just tell you what you want to hear? And no, I don't think it's about me. I think you have an issue with not letting the past be the past in general. So tell me, what do you find there that makes you go back or what do you try to find there? Something must be in there that makes you want to hold on to it like your life depends on it.
>>33598230MNever. I’m very careful about that stuff. Growing up pirating will do that
>>33598198So you admit that you don't have this condition and were just making up a hypothetical. Cool. Leave it to a troon (or troon supporter) to be dishonest.And again, it would depend on the anatomy present.
>>33598230>When was the last time you got scammed?M. When I was very young I fell for one of those "entering competitions for you" scams. (facepalm) It was a long time ago.
Is anon still stuck?
>>33598230FNot been scammed unless I don’t know
>>33598230My IT team baited me into thinking I was talking to a Belarusian mail order bride and then put ransomware on my computer after I clicked a link claiming to be her tit pics. It turned out the entire thing was a setup to catch employees who were prone to click on dumb shit without thinking about cybersecurity. I got a reprimand and a talking to about it.
>>33598227is there such a thing as a tetragametic chimera with a head and brain with cells from both embryos?the logic should be pretty clear - you are one of the embryos, and you've got organs or limbs taken from another embryo, but "you" are still the first embryoI
>>33598224>That seems to be the revelation you are going through.I was never into goth girls, I saw them as degenerate sluts and never really met one. I always wanted a normal non-fat gf without retarded tattoos and piercings.
>>33598235It is a real condition, not a hypothetical one. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3684380/
>>33598239Lmfao
>>33598223>These are my friendshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zygTvmzlBp4
>>33598232No man, by combative I mean putting words in my mouth. This is the religious argument over again. > what do you find there that makes you go back or what do you try to find there?Justice, or more realistically, revenge. I am tired of being hurt. Idk, say what you want. I’m tired of not having anyone who cares enough to check on me. You can call that pathetic and pat yourself on the back for waging a war against your own shadows, that is how I feel.
>>33598235>And again, it would depend on the anatomy present.Well, it's good that you're admitting sex depends on anatomy and not chromosomes, I guess.
>>33598230MIf by scammed you take "Oh you seem so cool, we should definitively grab a coffee, text me" and then "sorry I forgot I was in college, I don't have free time", beginnings of this year.
Why do I have acne, warts, peeling dry skin, and rashes on my gonads? I haven't had sex in a while so I don't think it's an STI.
>>33598242and everyone can tell you are using an extremely rare form of birth defect as a shitty attempt at "deconstructing" gender being binary, which is hilarious considering it has nothing to do with your autogynephilia
>>33598248You weren't scammed, anon. She just had second thoughts when going over your red flags. She likely talked about it with her family or friends and maybe even did some background research on you to make sure you were safe and decided you weren't. Don't take it personal.
>>33598253Lmao, that would be believable if there had been enough time to see any red flags at all.
>>33598245>revenge Ah yes. So can you see how it's kinda pathetic? Imagine if I would sit in my room going over all the things someone ever did that weren't ideal and then cry out of pure rage for how sorry I am for myself? Do you understand that every person gets hurt by people all the time? Thats just part of being alive. Either you obsess over it and are miserable 24/7 or you move the fuck on and learn to not take yourself so serious. I thought being christlike is all about forgiveness?
>>33598253Nta, but is it okay to confront a girl who ghosted you if you see her irl?
>>33598239kek how hard did you panic when you saw the hijack "send bitcoin to... " screen?
>>33598242I'm not saying the condition doesn't exist, I'm saying you were inventing a hypothetical situation, claiming to have this condition yourself and both sets of anatomy.
>>33598258People can google your social media and internet history, anon.
>>33598239>Belarusian mail order brideno fucking way lmao
>>33598250>autogynephilia
>>33598240>is there such a thing as a tetragametic chimera with a head and brain with cells from both embryos?Interesting question. There are certainly cases where heterochromia (eyes being very different colours) is the result of the eyes coming from two different embryos. It seems plausible that the two brain hemispheres could come from two different sources too, although I've not heard of any actual examples of that.>the logic should be pretty clear - you are one of the embryos, and you've got organs or limbs taken from another embryo, but "you" are still the first embryo>So you're saying that if the brain is XY while every other part of the body is XX and functionally female (working ovaries and womb) then you're a man?
>>33598259This feels defensive. Very little to do with my actual point. Don’t tell me you feel guilt lol
>>33598261No.
>>33598267I feel embarrassment for you, troon
>>33598263I never claimed to have it myself. I said "if" right from the start.
>>33598269Why? Do you think I should feel guilt? Interesting.
Moids, what do you mean when you say "girlstink"?
>>33598272I'm not a trans gender. But you're literally the guy in that meme.
>>33598276Should? Maybe the same way I do, but not as some indictment of you.
my dad is good looking but he doesnt understand that Im nothe constantly asks me why I dont just marry a rich girl and enjoy life
>>33598280The only thing for which I feel guilt is the many acts of sodomy in which I have allowed men to take turns plowing my bum in back alleys in exchange for a few dollars or euros. Because of my prostitution of my bunghole, I shall never get into Heaven, and I shall be denied by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
>>33598171>hypnosis staffThis might top "tummy banana" as a euphemistic term.
>>33598285You could use a baptism of blood to get into heaven pretty easily
>>33598283If your dad is so good looking don't you just marry your dad. Go to a new place where you tell people you aren't related, get them to gay marry you together, and then spend all day sucking and tugging each other's dicks as a married father-son gay couple.
>>33598273Ah, my mistake.
>>33598271Why? I just want to ask her why she did that.
>>33598208>Are you saying the person needs to be conceived and born a second time?Great question.I'm not suggesting we try it until they're of legal age. Just to be clear.
>>33598280It sure sounds like you think I should. I mean, it makes sense that you would assume that I feel guilty if you are brooding over how to get justice.
>>33598277dumb meme, ignore it
>>33598293You probably should, no? And that’s not really the full encapsulation of it. Revenge is what it was. Hopelessness is the new. That just feels worse
>>33598267>>33598278
>>33598264I don't have any social media.
>>33598295For what? No wonder you're miserable if you spend your time planning revenge.
>>33598297That is, in itself, a red flag.
Femanons why dont you wear socks?
>>33598191>It's pretty maintream and derivative at this point.BASEDI don't like goth aesthetic because it's "alt" or unusual. I like the aesthetic.>>33598224>I've (M) spent a lot of time at goth nights, and in my observation most normie dudes just get bored when they find out that gothic women aren't some kind of cenobite-like kinky sex demons and are actually human beings who just happen to dig the horror movie aesthetic and the gothic goblin music inspired by it.Can confirm.It's always interesting watching people discover that others aren't actually one dimensional props and somehow becoming *less* interested.
>>33598261Yes, people ghost because they think there are no consequences. Remind them.
>>33598298Hopeless that no matter what, even as you told me, if I do improve my life, that it will not matter. I am still empty and not enough.
>>33598300Less clothes to wash.
>>33598299Sure, not spending hours watching tik tok brainrot or other people's lives that I don't care about on instagram sure paints a bad picture.
Irl fog gate incoming
>>33598191I only like goth women if their personality is also goth. I'd date a basic looking woman if she was spooky like me
>>33598231More than once?Respect.(Oh. There's another flaw of mine for those keeping track. Like many sadists, I ironically have a low tolerance for pain.)
>>33598230MaleLast week
>>33598306perhaps we can find a way to reduce the amount of your clothes that need to be washed even more?
>>33598310How do you define a "spooky personality"? I read Poppy Z. Brite's goth horror books when I was a teen and her goth protagonists were all shy effeminate gay dudes. Is that your definition of a spooky personality?
>>33598315I live with my dad, so no. I'd lounge around the house in underwear if I lived alone.
WomenWould you date/marry a guy that points out women he'd fuck?
>>33598305I never said that. I said your issue is that you'll always still FEEL empty and not enough. No wonder you are mad af if you keep misremembering things in a way that makes everyone seem like a monster and you the poor victim. Lol.Reminds me of that time you claimed I bullied you into doing drugs when all I did is say it's your choice if you want to go back smoking weed again all the time since you're an adult and can make your own choices. Idk why you are so obsessed with putting words in everyones mouth that makes them look like cruel demons for no reason. Is that the only way you can feel like your misery is valid?
>>33598318>only underwear
>>33598319I'm bisexual and dated a guy where we sometimes saw attractive women or men out in public and started fantasizing about ways we'd approach them for sex. We would have been unicorn hunters except we were too shy to actually approach anyone for a threesome.
>>33598318You have sex with your dad?
State genderAt what point should you have sex with the first person you can and get rid of your virginity already?
>>33598322Yeh. I can't afford to be naked since I'd leave snail trails wherever I sit.
>>33598317Your stereotypical goth girl, I suppose. Loves horror, unironically uses Halloween decorations year round, believes in an alternative religion or believes in the supernatural alongside a common religionAlso likely to be nerdy and a bit on the tomboyish side>shy effeminate gay dudesThat's me but straight kek
>>33598327Having sex once won't remove your virgin aura
>>33598326No, and that accusation is extremely upsetting.
>>33598320You misread what I said. I was saying despite that you saying it gets better, I couldn’t internalize it. Interesting where your mind went though. >Is that the only way you can feel like your misery is valid?Considering how much I’ve had people gaslight me? I have no idea if my misery is valid or not
>>33598332Then why do you live with him?
>>33598333It doesn't get better if you keep dousing yourself in misery. Duh. Does it matter if it's valid or not? What difference does it make? The solution in both cases it to get the fuck over it and focus on something else.
>>33598337You say that like I don’t, not that I can’t.
>>33598300It’s very hot
>>33598327FWhen you feel ready, at least that’s what I’m doing
>>33598338You can. Like rn, you could be watching something that makes you laugh or get your dick sucked but instead you're on here telling me about how I should feel guilty and how you have no control over your misery.
>>33598335Because he owns a house that he can't take care of, and I'm poor. So since I was like 10 I've been cooking, cleaning, and taking care of the house in exchange for food and a place to live.
Why does so much 4chan slang have its origins in the deranged theories of fringe political crackpots?
>>33598348What do you think why?
>>33598348It is such a mistery...
>>33598348>fringe political crackpotswhat does this means
>>33598343I’m driving, if that counts. No, not for pity or whatever. You say these things like they are easy and I am capable. And yes, you’ll say “then become capable”. Idk.
Pro tip: if your BMI is over 25, you are not ALLOWED to experience love. Don't attempt itDon't fantasize about itJust get the concept completely out of your mind, like you're another species, until you can achieve a normal healthy human weight.The world becomes so much simpler and better if everyone just accepted this
>>33598356What? You're not capable of looking at silly vids that make you laugh? If getting your dick sucked is too much effort you can always just jerk off to get some of that god damn serotonin and dopamine. Certainly better than whatever the fuck this is supposed to be. Or you know, get something yummy to eat, listen to some music that hits the spot just right, anything is better than feeding that part of you that wants you to wallow in self pity.
>>33598360What if you have a ton of muscle and are over 25?
>>33598360desu, tho i do sometimes call moids here fat, i don't think they don't deserve love because they may be fat, i think it's because they want to date thin women who look like models and look down on don't look anything like that, and the lack of self awareness does something to me.And your egirl isn't average looking (at least not with the clothing and the makeup) so stop acting like expecting a girl who looks like that, with a body like that to fall in love with you is not asking for a lot.
>>33598362I’m saying I am driving as one of those comforts to assuage the feelings. Does it always work? No. So what then?
If you had a lot of money, what would you do? I would help homeless people, for eg by organizing a community kitchen. And if we had community kitchens where I lived, I would've volunteered.
How do I learn to deal with failures?
>>33598372You can’t take the high road on your own question like that
>>33598372I’d fund ways to psyop society into lowering the value of human life as it’s very inflated right now.
>>33598370Look, you can be miserable doing anything. You could be miserable whilst being balls deep into the hottest girl you ever met. It's all about what you focus on. If you focus on how greasy the burger is instead of how creamy the cheese is then you'll have a miserable experience. If you chose to focus on the good parts in life then you'll have a good time and if you focus on the bad parts, you'll have a bad time. And there is always good and bad parts to every experience. Which parts you focus on is your personal choice and you seem to often chose to focus on the bad parts for some weird reason.
>>33598372move to china
>>33598372I'd ensure the future of my close family and friends. Then buy all the books I could and fuck off from society.
>>33598374kek, what does that mean?>>33598375human life value is lowered. what then?
>>33598373You learn from them and try again until you get it right.
>>33598373You cant learn anything if you dont fail
>>33597717 I got 5m, problem now I just dont know where to find 30 yrold women after a lifetime of hanging out with old men.All my friends have toddlers and are 40.
>>33598144Alternatively, you could spend your time trying to resolve your issues instead of seeking support and sympathy in wallowing in doom.You do you boo.
>>33598373The only actual failure is to give up, everything else has some value, better to be second place than never finish, obviously
>>33598372I would buy my baseball team, open a fashion store and start a game company.
>>33598378Alright then, thank you.
>>33598372F. Pay for a home and caretaker for my dad, buy a house nearby-ish, buy a car from this decade, then use my money to babytrap any guy I want.
>>33598384I mean, nobody told you you were supposed to only focus on one thing at a time. Normal people socialize whilst advancing their career. Not sure why you thought you can skip that and then not be behind. Where to find them also heavily depends on what you'd look for in a woman.
>>33598373You're probably being too harsh with yourself. People fail more often than it seems. Remind yourself that success it's not that easily achieved and that failure is normal and to be expected many times.
>>33598094>Yes? If you want me to shit out your kids then that's going to come with you having to do your part too.The catch is that the vast majority of women trick and/or force men into becoming fathers.
>>33598393Ok? Get a vasectomy then. Have you ever heard of that neat concept called taking responsibility for your own life?
>>33598379Why would you?>>33598380>fuck off from societylet's go on a cruise, me and you anon :p
Why are girls using this shithole site instead of cuddling
>>33598381Start legalized death matches and kill as many retards and bad people as possible
>>33598390Femanon is scary :(
>>33598396Cuddling is boring after like five mins.
This species is retarded.Religion is an embarrassment.
>>33598397male anon is scarier :(
>>33598398Good.
>>33598395>let's go on a cruise, me and you anon :pI don't like cruiser that much. I'd rather a dreadnought, raiding ships and hunting beasts.
>>33598402Cute
>>33598391I did socialize, Im part of 3 secret societies and have a ton of 70 yrold friends.I mean Im behind on family planning, but ahead of everyone else on other things so hard im lapping them. Don't really regret my choices, if you had 5m would you?Question is what yo fo going forward.
>>33598394I'm just saying that if you're a woman then by being childfree you reduce your chances of finding a partner by like 20% and if you're a childfree man then by 95%.
>>33598401No, not really, the sanctity of life is a cope so people don’t have to face consequences for their actions
>>33598408Does that sounds like my problem to you?
>>33598404Fuck you.
>>33598400When nihilistic atheists can find the time to reproduce or maintain a society then we can talk about you being the standard. Darwin was the one who put you on the ash heap of history, not God.
>>33598395Because I like china
>>33598406So if you're a respectable man then you should have all these 70yo's scrambling to get you to marry their daughters, no? >if you had 5m would you?Nope. >going forwardAsk your freemason friends to introduce you to their daughters.
>>33598414NTAWhy are there so many beloved famous people who never bred/were virgins for life if reproducing is the only thing that matters?
>>33598412Too tempting
>>33598396I’m single and I’m here for entertainment
>>33598399Just put something on while you do it
>>33598409yes reallyostensibly you care about justice so much you want murder normalized. in reality, you just want to be a murderer without consequences (ironically)
>>33598420nta but secret society boomers are the boomiest boomers and are greedy, entitled, and useless, usually not understanding the organizations they're in or how they occasionally have to pay something forward in order to maintain the system.
>>33598411>that's going to come with you having to do your part tooSo first you preselect for men who can be fathers and then they have to marry you and become fathers within a specific timeframe, else you dump them, and then you won't accept any other lifestyle than being a stay at home mom. The world is full of options and possibilities, but at the end of the day if you're a guy and want relationships with women then you're going to do what they want and accept their silent leadership for decades, else you're going to get fucked in court. It's a smart strategy on their if you take a step back and think about it.
LADY GAGA JUST DIED
>>33598428Huh? I never claimed I’d be doing it for justice. Some people simply should be killed and don’t deserve to live.
שלום לכולם. מה שלומכם?
>>33598431on their part* if
>>33598432Untrue, just saved you a Google search.
>>33598430I guess then use that money to buy an island and open it up to some communal living hippies and their free love daughters, idk man, use your creativity.
>>33598423On the individual level you can stand on whatever else you did in life I guess, the majority of society will always be some flavor of godbotherers, if you want a scientific explanation I figure that it's a sort of evolved check against suicidal ideation which becomes a threat at the right side of the bell curve.
>>33598434Hakol beseder.
>>33598433you said retards (eugenics) and bad people (justice)
>>33598442Retards should be culled in general, yes. Bad people is subjective, but death is never justice.
>>33598414We try but you colossal retards kept murdering us for trying to teach you mathematics.
>>33598443if it's not justice, it's INjustice?
>>33598446Injustice among us, perhaps
>>33598420There daughter's are 40 and married. I dont think its that hard. Im just wondering where to find 30 yrold single women. Nothing more, nothing less.I can take care of the rest. Its just wild to me how male dominated everything I join is, like river surfing yesterday.
>>33598448what does that mean?
>>33598445deserved
>>33598451Nothing, it rhymed. Don’t talk to me
>>33598454>Don't talk to meKekYou got it
>>33598400>This species is retarded.>Religion is an embarrassment.Yes and no. Religion may be bullshit, but it's an inevitable consequence of certain traits of the human brain that the species wouldn't have survived without.
>>33598431>preselect for men who can be fathersYes, if I wanted to have kids, that would be a wise idea. But even if a girl doesn't want kids, her instincts will make her select for someone that would make a capable father. Just how men still like juicy boobs, a cute face and a healthy pussy even if they don't want any kids because what attracts us in the opposite gender is literally based on what makes for ideal conditions to make and raise kids. The female part of this is more based on the making of the kids (hence why beauty aka genetic health as well as youth is sought after) whilst the male part is more about generating good conditions to raise those kids by making sure they have safe and abundant circumstances to grow up. >have to marry youNo? Nobody has to marry anyone unless you're some sort of heir to a family that expects you to marry strategically or else you get disowned. Even then you still have the option of choosing getting disowned. >within a specific time frameYes, peak female fertility is a rather limited time window. >else you dump themYes, why would I stay with a man that won't make a good father or wastes my peak fertility years if the goal is to start a family? >won't accept any other lifestyle than being a stay at home momYes, because again, why have kids if you then make strangers raise them? >then you're going to do what they wantYes, it's like with a job. If you want the salary you'll have to do what the job description asks of you. Nobody forces you to take that job, but if you want the benefits that come with it, you'll have to do your part of the deal. >accept their silent leadership for decadesYes, womb access is a privilege. Always has been, always will be. You can throw a tantrum over it or just deal with it like an adult.
>>33598434We're fine, thanks.
>>33598449And I already asked you what you're looking for in a woman since that hugely impacts where to find them. So will you answer that or nah?
>2 hour drive back homeWhy did I do this
>>33598465Sorry, someone to start a family with.
>>33598466Trying to run away obviously
>>33598470Wow just like I’m 5 again
>>33598466We don't know either, anon. You've just invited us into your life, we haven't got an opportunity to look around yet
>>33598469That doesn't really narrow it down at all. Most women would be willing to start a family with the right man. You have to start thinking more about what character would fit yours and what someone with that character would do.
>>33598471Maybe it's time to grow up, huh
>>33598474Nice own I guess
>>33598459Of course.But if you have access to cosmological mathrmatics and you still think that some ancient Jew died and then resurrected to fly up into the sky and watch you masterbate then you're a retard.It's my mature opinion and I'm sharing it.Speaking my truth. Yolo
>>33598472Don’t look at me
>>33598463You're basically just confirming most of what I've said. Men *have* to be fathers or father material, even if they don't want kids. And if they don't want kids, there's usually no point in them trying to date women long-term. And if they do, the whole relationship is basically catering to the woman's wishes (SAHM lifestyle of leisure is the biggest one) and nothing more.
Had a horrible day at work. Could use a foid's lap to cry into, but I'll just drown it out with alcohol I guess.Hope everybody else is doing well.
>>33598475Sigh, it wasn't meant as an own Just go get a monster, put on a good playlist and enjoy the road trip instead of being miserable again because you have to drive all the way back
Maidens and moidens, this isn't a relationship question, but do you think I should buy a better laptop or a printer and a tablet
>>33598481If it makes you feel any better, my weekend was great.
>>33598479Yes. So? Girls also have to be youthful and healthy to be fuckable even if they don't want kids. Thats just how human sexuality works. Want to whine about it more or instead work on actually becoming more desirable? What do you think will pay off more three years from now?
>>33598485Piss off upper middle class
>>33598485If what you have works to meet your needs, then no purchases are necessary.
>>33598485I like tablets, so I'm biased to the latter option.
>>33598485Well, how shit is your laptop and do you already have a printer and why would you need a tablet when you have a laptop?
>>33598487So fuck dating and screw your sexuality. None of this man-woman bullshit pays off for anyone but you.
>>33598493If you think impregnating a cute girl isn't worth it then maybe dating isn't for you. Yes.
>>33598489Lol, lmao even>>33598490My laptop is old (bought it in 2017), but I might need a printer and a tablet can be practical>>33598491Thank you for casting your vote <3
>>33598473I think we are putting the cart before the horse. Im just wondering where to find single 30 yrold women in numbers. If there is personality clashes thats the least of my issues.I know travel groups are easy, Im just looking for somthing like that locally.
everyone is different, you know, but I wonder how many socially impotent men and cranky women could be fixed by a diet that balances the proteins and animal fats way higher and the carbs way less. Too many women I know chomping on carby snacks, opening breakfast with a poptart and a can of monster, then being miserable. It's hard not to be carb heavy in the diet
Women, are you self pertnered?
>>33598487>Want to whine about it more or instead work on actually becoming more desirable?>>33598493>So fuck dating and screw your sexuality.Finally. A clear question and answer.
>>33598495My laptop is from 2016, I'm not rushing out to replace it. Saying that you might need a printer doesn't say much. What would you do with a tablet that you can't do now?
>>33598497Who the fuck cares we're all going to die
>>33598498No. I need dick.
>>33598497Cool bro science, bro. You're one of the whiniest posters we have, so whatever diet you're using isn't working for you.
>>33598496How is that the least of your issues? If you're not compatible then the rest means nothing. >in numbersIdk, but traveling groups seems like a good start. It should be pretty easy to find those in your area, no?
>>33598498Ive never used a hair pin but that seems like overkill to me.
>>33598499Yeah, work on become desirable for an entitled bitch to take advantage of you and then abuse your effort to live in luxury.>>33598494To what end? Just because she's cute doesn't mean the brain should be shut off and the male should turn into a mindless drone. See that little part about simping, faggot.
>>33598497I did strict keto for half a year and it did not make my mood any better, so stop lying mr snakeoil.
>>33598503Come and get it if you can.
>>33598509NTA>Yeah, work on become desirable for an entitled bitch to take advantage of you and then abuse your effort to live in luxury.I'm glad men like you make no efforts to court women. You'd be abusive towards any women who would be fooled into dating you.
>>33598509Ok, so tell me, what would you want it to be like? That you can be an unemployed bum and have a harem of barely legal cuties taking turns bouncing on it?
By the way, the top namefag earning below median wage is a highly desirable guy with the aspect of a gay male, who cheats on his wife and ignores her. Just so you know who's replying to you.
>>33598511I caved and got some this weekend already. Still riding that high.
>>33598497About 99%.I ate one of those Reeses lava cups the other day and got suicidal ideation from it.It's pretty obvious that Americans are cattle, and that by making them sick the pharma/medical complex can make a killing.If you kill the citizenry before they reproduce then you can steal their property when they die, too. Lmao.Everyone's always trying to deduce or offer why the birthrates are collapsing, right? That's why. The government gets all your shit if your die without heirs.
>>33598505Maybe Banff is the answer... hmmm. Cheers.
>>33598502Well then it's about optimizing happiness before you die then, right? Maybe like all the eggs is better at making a person happy for the day than an 8 AM wheat beer.>>33598510I'm not selling nothin'. I'm wonderin.
>>33598518>optimizing happiness Good luck with that
>>33598513With you, it's either your way or the highway. If the man doesn't conform to your expectations and isn't a simp, you point him towards a pointless life. No.
>>33598516>I ate one of those Reeses lava cups the other day and got suicidal ideation from it.lol I hear ya brother. preach it
>>33598518>wonderin You're wonderin about the wrong things because what people eat isn't what makes them miserable. Being miserable is what makes them miserable and eating less pasta won't change that.
>>33598517Good luck.
>>33598520Nice non answer. It seems like communication is your strength. So tell me then what you would think would be a fair balance for everyone involved.
>>33598517that is a cool picture but it's so small, and I'm afraid that anything cool I see is just AI.
>>33598526NTA but I’ve been to Banff and it looks like that
>>33598522but are we sure, tho? What I eat certainly changes my mood.
>>33598525A fair balance would be for you to be the independent woman that your feminist friends wanted you to be and stop trying to trap men into being your literal slaves."Oooh, my child can't go to school because I don't trust LE SYSTEM, I'm going to do home school, I know better than everyone and my husband (slave) is going to work his ass off for *our family* until the end of days! So joyous!"
>>33598515Good for you then. Wish it was me though.
>>33598498What is it
>>33598527I'm putting Banff on the top of my list for vacationing
>>33598532Cool I guess
>>33598529NTALook bro, if you just want to bitch and moan about hating women, just be upfront about it and stop acting like you want to have an actual discussion on anything.
>>33598492>do you already have a printerNo>how shit is your laptop>why would you need a tablet when you have a laptop>>33598500>My laptop is from 2016, Im not rushing out to replace itThe chassis is loose after I tripped on the charger wire, the wifi card cuts out whenever the laptop is moved, the CPU is too weak for anything beyond basic tasks, and no integrated graphics The battery is dead, several keys don’t work, and repair costs would exceed the laptop’s current value.As for the printer/tablet, I hate reading from a screen.
>>33598528It changes your mood because you feel good about eating clean and acting with self discipline. It makes you feel superior to all those slop eating creatures and this gives you a mood boost. But it works with literally any diet because the effect has less to do with the actual food and more with the placebo effect of it. You could be going on a raw vegan journey and feel great for three months or do carnivore and feel great for three months. At some point the novelty wears off and the sense of actually finally having found the secret and thus having left humanity behind starts to fade once you realize that even if you eat exactly the same, you still got a cold and you still got your bad mood phase and you still felt exhausted and you still had shit sleep. At some point it becomes undeniably that even if you did everything "right" it wasn't the magic ingredient you thought it was. At which point you obviously will start to research the next thing that surely is the secret key this time.
>>33598537Insightful. wise. It's a perfect argument against broscience diets. BUT nutrition is real, right? Like drugs have clear effects on our body so all the things we ingest must have some small degree of body-altering effects.
>>33598536Getting a printer sounds like a waste. A waste of money and a waste of paper. If you want to do more paper reading, visit your library. Get a new laptop if your current one is so bad.
>>33598535It's not really a discussion, it's just her backpedaling on everything and being a bitch.
>>33598529I have zero idea what your conversation is about, but please don't use "le x!" anymore.That's been cringe for about 8 years, bro. Talk like a fucking adult.
>>33598546Yeah no, from what I've seen, you've just been bitching, moaning, and giving non-answers to questions.
>>33598547Using 'bro' is cringe, even if you're a zoomer (such as yourself).
>>33598526Its definitely edited. Real Northern lights arent anything like that. Rest is real though.
>>33598549She said she doesn't like simps. I know she's your favorite /atoga/ superstar but stop simping.
>>33598553What is this shitSome faggot crusade shit against some bitch? Grow a pair nigga
>>33598553>Criticizing me is simping for women
>>33598542>A waste of money and a waste of paper. If you want to do more paper reading, visit your library.Anon, my anon, not only is the public library not open 24/7(it's open from 9 to 5:30pm) and there's no one near me, it would take me hours in transportation, but also our public library (there is ONE in the entire city) is shit. There's nothing of value there. That's why I do most of my reading from a screen.
>>33598541Sure, yes. Our body needs the building blocks to run optimally. But it's not that much of an exact science. It's fine if you don't get all the building blocks all the time. Humans have survived eating little more than oats porridge or half spoiled potatoes. Ofc they weren't in optimal health but obsessing over getting all the micro and macro nutrients every single day is just crazy. Zoom out a little and see it more as a long term average where you might eat lots of vit c one week and the other you crave zinc rich sea food three times. I think that the stress of feeling like you have to eat perfect every single day nullifies all nutritional benefits you could possibly get from being this meticulous about what you eat. Ofc it will always be a good idea to make sure you get some protein some viber and some vitamins each day. Ofc it will always be a good idea to make sure you eat some non- or minimally processed foods for your staples. But once those ground rules are clear, there is no need to get too strict about the fine print.
>>33598557Sorry7am-5:30pm*
>>33598554>niggaMore cringe.Are you the guy who keeps raving about girls beeing cute and breedable and that is why men should become boot lickers?
>>33598563No faggot I’m NTA you’re just clearly in a bad spot
>>33598509>Yeah, work on become desirable for an entitled bitch to take advantage of you and then abuse your effort to live in luxuryIf you don't have any self control, ability to set and stand by boundaries, or the self respect to require a partner to value you, that's kinda on you.Or rather it's on others. You've decided to opt out and whine for the rest of your life. Hopefully you'll get better at whining over the next few decades of your life as you physically decline into old age.Good luck with that!
>>33598565She clearly doesn't listen to anything, she's the authority on all things dating and relationships. If you aren't going to let her be lazy, like she is now on the lowest possible income, then maybe you should setp up and become "desirable." That's the level we're talkin about.
>>33598568Whoever you’re shadowboxing against her, that’s not how people operate. What she said is right, you get what you put in.
>>33598567Maybe you should transition because you talk like a woman. Here's the modus operandi of MKG: he starts white knighting and wisdomfagging, then he contactfags and cheats on his wife with girls half his age from a mental illness containment board.
>>33598567>>33598571Addendum: he takes off his trip and false flags.
>>33598551Bro is classic. Like me.Automatic "no u" reactions are cringe, bro.Talk like a fucking adult, or I'll fuck your girlfriend.
Happy Labor Day, fems.
>>33598576Go back to talking about math rickposter
>>33598552It would be more realistic if it was a newborn baby boy screaming so hard the blood vessels in his face explode and he forcefully shits himself haha. I really don't like those basedjack things. They're schizophrenic.
>>33598579Go back to getting diwn on your knees with your ass high up in the air for Jesus to pound, homo.
>>33598576>I'll fuck your girlfriendA lazy slob living in his backwater american village who locks his basement's door so that the wife can't chase him in is definitely going to fuck my thread crush, Swiss. Better watch my back.
>>33598584No idea wtf you just said lmao
>>33598585Did you have an aneurism
Question as a virgin woman never had sex.In the west, I often see in interviews or even hear from female friends that like 6 inches minimum and even a bit bigger is preferred. Which is above average, right? So it doesn't even apply to most men. My friends are mostly white or black/mixed.But then I read threads about men on the bigger side and when they go to Japan or South Korea the women there can't even handle it and genuinely dislike it or the guys can only get it half in.Basically I want to know... is this because the women there aren't used bigger D so they aren't used or "stretched" out to it, or are asian women just all tighter and more shallow? I was told vagina size doesn't correlate with height but asian women tend to be quite petite and a lot of white or black women are taller.
State genderWhats a movie you've always wanted to see but never got to it so far?
Wòmen is this true?
>>33598585You’re aware that’s who you were arguing with right
>>33598586Dude, look, I cone here once every 3 weeks.You come here once every 3 minutes. The problem woth people as dumb and insecure as you is that you dont realize it's extremely obvious you're unemployed and live with your grandmother, and that this is tge only place you get social exposure. It's why you're so defensive about other men taking attention away from you in any way shape or form. Now, your only real respinse here is to "no u" again. So, go ahead.
>>33598593My eyes glaze over at your unhinged rant. Seek therapy for your daddy issues, as usual
>>33598592Yes, I am. And detecting sarcasm isn't your strong suit. Do get tested for autism.
>>33598596Oh you took what he said literally. You do you man
>>33598590MMany old and classic movies that I've yet to sit down and watch: Citizen Kane, Metropolis, the Good, the Bad and the Ugly, anything by Kurosawa...
>>33598589Forensic anthropologist, osteologist or bioarchaeologist can tell someones ethnicity by their bones, so yes, different races have a different skeletal build and asian women are especially petite and narrow compared to other races. I think dick size is more a psychological factor than an actual huge physical difference. I also think that western women are more prone to getting pleasure from pain than asian women. I mean, have you ever seen asian porn and how they sometimes act when they just get fingered or their nipples touched? No way they'll enjoy feeling like they are getting split apart, whilst white girls might genuinely enjoy the fact that it is a bit too big and a bit painful.
>>33598591No? I'm a human female, my brain is built to be most attracted to human males.
>>33598598Sorry, the only adult here is MKG. The rest of us don't know what life is about.False flag more without the trip.
>>33598590MaleMost classic horror movies
>>33598571>you talk like a womanNah. Plenty of men also find you detestable and pathetic too.>he starts white knightingAlmost never. Usually I am just correcting people being wrong on the internet.>wisdomfaggingGuilty as charged.>then he contactfags and cheats on his wife with girls half his age from a mental illness containment board.Okay, like *once* I did that.>>33598573>he takes off his trip and false flags.No? Not sure where you're getting that. I only took my trip to drunk post here once recently. And to post on other boards.
>>33598602> I also think that western women are more prone to getting pleasure from pain than asian women. I mean, have you ever seen asian porn and how they sometimes act when they just get fingered or their nipples touched? Doesn't that mean they are MORE into pain? A lot of asian porn is about the woman being like "NOOOO OOOW OWWW" while western porn is more like "yeah stud give it to me I CAN HANDLEE IT YAAAEAA"
>>335985943/10.You're not even defending your delusional belief in a magical sky father who, if you pray hard enough, may force a woman to touch you consensually.
>>33598604>>33598609Bang bang lil bros
>>33598608Yeah? So the asian girls are already at their limit by having their nipples touched and want the guy to stop whilst white girls will ask to be fucked harder when their ass is already bleeding. Ofc they will tap out if anything but a pencil dick is trying to go inside.
>>33598607To get young impressionable girls to fuck you, a certain amount of emotional manipulation is necessary. If we were to look at your posts (but we won't because you're a sleazy faggot), there's a lot of that when you come here specifically to defend the women you want to lure into your basement.
>>33598589Another factor is that women seem to be extremely inaccurate at determining penis size and are likely going by what the guy is saying, and he's likely exaggerating.Most women don't measure their men.As for size of the woman being a factor, I suspect that it is marginally relevant. People vary.But to my knowledge, baby sizes don't vary that much. So vaginal expansion is relatively the same. More or less.
>>33598627I broke him lol
>>33597726Yeah that'd be nice if I didnt hace to wage. :/
>>33597681no. too small :'( i have an ariana grande ass
>>33598591yes
You can't play on broken strings.
>>33598635You can easily install new strings tho.
>>33598635Boo hoo nigga
Men, drink some water.
>>33598640Fuck off
>>33598640Eighty ounces a day, what more do you want from me?
>>33598642You especially, dehydrated moid.
>>33598643Alright, you get a pass. This time.
>>33597824It's still attractive, dont let other people make you feel bad
>>335986275/10.A classic, but you simply don't have the syntatical charisma.
>>33598570>you get what you put in.female pov, simple as:>has womb>gets everything
>>33598640I'm drinking water with my whiskey thank
>>33598650What the fuck is everything to you? Do you want to be catered on? Treated like an object of desire? Kill yourself and roll better then
>>33598637>>33598639You can't feel anything.
>>33598590>Whats a movie you've always wanted to see but never got to it so far?M. "Battleship Potemkin". And also "Les quatre cents coups" (yes, I haven't seen it yet, don't fucking judge me, man).
>>33598590MaleAmelie
>>33597962>Women do you really want to be a housewife? I dont really want a housewife. My mom is a housewife and it never seemed fun. She basically has no friends or life outside of house. I would feel guilty about thatSlightly, I could still work part time or work from home if possible. Maybe your mom doesnt explore fun things to do(read, deep clean the house, clean outside the house, cook, stretch, work out, color books, etc)
>>33598649Teach me then, oh linguistics master, so I can annoy you more effectively next time.
>>33598652Your what?
>>33598662To be more syntatical you have to improve your linguinistics.
>>33598008Yeah, I'd like to curse in a different language someday
>>33598644Don’t talk to me cunt
>>33597962no, being a housewife is essentially being an unpaid servant. how fucking humiliating is it to ask you husband for an allowance? that shit is crazy in the modern era
>>33598655My bad, empath-chan.
Women:Did you have a 'disney princess' phase?
>>33598666And how do I do that, satan? Al dente?
>>33598668Why not?
>>33598671no, thank god. disney induces mental illness. talk to a kid who grew up watching disney vs a kid who never saw a disney movie. the difference will shock you
>>33598663My whiskey, thank you
>>33598249>Why do I have acne, warts, peeling dry skin, and rashes on my gonads? I haven't had sex in a while so I don't think it's an STI.Dormant sti? Skin sensitivity? Go see a doctor and dermatologist
>>33598674I don’t want to deal with this concern trolling bullshit. Yes good for you, you “care” about hydration of randoms. Fuck off
>>33597690MI love retro games. A lot. Posted my collection a couple of days ago and I've got more on the way.>>33597856Yes. I was just browsing /an/ earlier. Look at this funny guy.>>33597916https://youtu.be/U4eCMaf_UpI?si=yIGRu8NAyYuDJzX5
>>33598360Too bad normalfags like you that, overweight and beyond are still in relationships. You can't stop them.
>>33598671I never liked the disney movies because I'm allergic to people bursting into song that takes up a third of the movie that could have been used to further develop the character or the plot. But yes, ofc, I did have a princess phase.
>>33598190I've gone from ambivalent to disliking him, and I'm starting to genuinely loath him.
>>33598690that joke isn't even original, and he's a self admitted pedophile so why anyone doesn't filter him is a mystery to me
State genderWhy are you so full of rage?
>>33598688NtaI don't care for musicals either but they do typically further both character and plot, they're just an annoying delivery system imo
>>33598653I think any guy would think twice before marying a woman whose life goal is to shit out some babies within her fertility window and then take a permanent vacation.
>>33598694MaleHad a bad day. Not normally like this and trying not to take it out on anybody
Why do I poop so much more when I’ve been eating less?
>>33598690is it bad that it's the pretentious posting style that turns me off more than anything else
>>33598372>If you had a lot of money, what would you do?>I would help homeless people, for eg by organizing a community kitchen. And if we had community kitchens where I lived, I would've volunteeredPay someone to build a big house for my family in a land in another state and country. Get 2 more better reliable cars. Pay my families debts off, become voice over on random sites and possibly be a part time neet, I'd still would want to work.
>>33598695Maybe, I simply don't like it at all. I did like the original fairy tales.
>>33598694Because I'm tired of trying and feeling that I'm no closer to my goals.
>>33598694What is this question? Get a life freak
Maybe being ugly is a blessing, because if a man loves me I know it’ll be for me and not my looks
>>33598589I think the most important thing to understand here is that it is mostly *men* who make these claims, not women. And when women do talk about it, they're usually trolling men. That said, vaginas certainly do vary in size, and there are some some women who are built quite big and loose, and women like that are going to prefer a guy who is bigger than average. If a girl is a "size queen", that's why. But a typical woman is perfectly okay with an average sized penis, and finds one that is much larger than average uncomfortable or even painful.Many studies have found there is no connection AT ALL between race and penis size. Between race and vaginal capacity? I don't know. I'm not aware of any link, but it's not impossible. There may be cultural issues, too: some south east Asian countries are quite socially conservative, so women there are going to feel more nervous and guilty about having sex, and when you feel like that you tense up.
>>33598694f, i'm not, i'm pretty chill
>>33598694FI’m worried I’ve had a mini stroke that has changed my personality
>>33598481Dang that sucks ass anon. Remember to make yourself to drink water and rest well
>>33598694>Why are you so full of rage?Because I'm autistic and the world refuses to make sense to me, okay?
>>33598699Yeah you’re a bad person
>>33598706Not true, some girls are size queens specially because they like that it's uncomfortable and painful. Saying all size queens are lose is just dicklet cope.
>>33598702Yeah I'm with you there as well on both counts. I just like the stories
>>33598481What happened baby
>>33598710Thank you anon, I'm drinking more than double the water that I am whiskeyI hope you have a good day
>>33598372MGive most of it to my siblings. Invest what I have left.>>33598373Everybody fails sometimes. What inspired me to keep trying to learn to cook was seeing Gordon Ramsay fuck up a grilled cheese.
>>33598705This is a huge cope. Life will always be shit when you're ugly. But as a foid, you can still find a man easily. It's the short, ugly guys who are fucked because even getting rich is an uphill battle for them.
>>33598709What?
>>33598618Nah.I said the same shit long before I ever wanted to cheat and I'm saying it now that I have no interest in it. I never looked for anyone or sought to manipulate anyone.You simply just can't even *imagine* that a man could say these things without it being manipulative lies.That's your baggage baby.
>>33598498>Women, are you self pertnered?She's being a retarded, why can't she just admit shes single for her own personal reasons. It's desu her own fault for not giving Rupert a chance or even dating Tom. She probably would have been happy with Rupert instead of coping by saying that stuff.
>>33598705this is real, as a "stacy", the number of men who approach me just makes it harder to find quality men. they will lie their ass off to get the time of day from you, I dated a guy who faked his entire personality for months before he dropped the mask. almost every relationship I've been in, ended because the guy realized he didn't actually like me very much, he just liked the status of being with me or fucking me.I am so sick of men's dishonesty and inability to see my personality that I quit dating entirely.
>>33598694MBecause I'm asked to deal with the most preposterous shit on a daily basis. My coworkers are all fucking worthless, my friends are worthless.
>>33598635>You can't play on broken strings.Tell that to Pinocchio.
>>33598717Thank you, I'll try. Remember to sleep too, it helps hang overs
>>33598724Maybe if you weren’t a shallow cunt living off your “Stacy” status, you wouldn’t be getting it back
>>33598249STIs can remain apparently dormant for years. And if you actually have warts down there, then clearly you have genital warts, which *are* an STD, so there's not much point in claiming you don't have an STD. Definitely go to a doctor.
>>33598690>>33598693>>33598699I may be arrogant but it's centered around my intelligence. I post like I think I'm smarter than most everyone.My attentionwhoring is about how I am smart and weird because that's how I identify myself. My posts aren't grandstanding, they're invitations for others to take an interest. Like mentioning headbutting a police car so someone will comment about how crazy I am or ask me about it. I am mostly mocking complete fucking idiots and incels.I do preen and act like a pretentious attentionwhore though. That's only because this is the only place I can do that and I'm not letting that side of me out irl.I've repeatedly pointed out that I don't act like I often do it when I am irl. Part of the appeal of posting here is that I can expunge my pretentious and arrogant urges without alienating others.In real life, I am funny, charming, humble, and harmless.If you wanted to punch my face, everyone would find fault with you, not me.IDGAF about my image. I genuinely don't. I own my flaws here and in irl.
>>33598640Quality advice.Mine is in my coffee.
>>33598730Uh bro
>>33598723She hates Rupert.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGofhexMts0
>>33598731Hmm
>>33598730yeah like thatyou can be a pedophile and a cheater but don't be up your own ass and feeling morally superior about it
>>33598728seething over there, are we?
>>33598728NTARetard read her post, her whole point is because she's attractive men don't give a shit about who she is as a person.
>>33598713>some girls are size queens specially because they like that it's uncomfortable and painfulTell me you're a moid without telling me you're a moid.
>>33598694>State gender>Why are you so full of rage?Im full of dormant sadness and spite. I daydream of bonking people in the head when im waging when theyre being assholes or cunts.
>>33598737Not specifically at you, don’t inflate your ego
>>33598741I'm not, I just have masochistic tendencies.
>>33598739Yeah and I don’t blame em, she’s a cunt
>>33598746>How dare someone be upset about being treated in a shallow manner! What a cunt!
>>33598749No, wrong order. She gets treated like that because she’s a resentful cunt who rolled good genetics
State genderImagine there's a hypothetic place where both genders go and where you can have sex safely without any worry. Everyone's respectful and there's no risk of pregnancy or STDs. What would you do?
>>33598751Yes it's reasonable to be resentful when you're treated in a shallow manner because of your looks. There's more to life than being attractive.
>>33598753MCopy the check in list so I can avoid these people like the plague
>>33598753f>Everyone's respectfulsounds very lame and boring, passjk, maybe I would go once to see what it's like but probably only if I had a guy come with me
>>33598754She’s not gonna (you) bro
>>33598762>Everyone who criticizes me is just a simp who wants to get his dick wetHave you ever considered not being an angry narcissist?
>>33598753MNo thanks
>>33598764Why would I not call out someone like that? I’m the same way. They’re definitely just cuntish people
>>33598753F. Gangbang. Assuming I can set all the rules and pick the guys and they're all wearing masks.
>>33598767>I’m the same way.Ooooh, okay. You live life by projecting your faults and failures onto others. Got it.
>>33598753>no risk of pregnancyBut that's the hot part
>>33598770Sure, yes, because that’s not at all what you’re doing. No self image of the misbegotten Stacy in you, of course
>>33598753FI can’t, I need a connection with my partner
>>33598753M. You're going to have to explain how the hell this place works in a bit more detail. Are the women some strange genetic mutation that finds me attractive in a way that no real-world woman could? Are they high-class escorts? High-class escorts someone else pays for? Are they trafficked? Are they victims of some kind of sinister science fiction mind control? How does this work?And how, precisely, do we ensure that STDs and pregnancy aren't issues? And is the setup here that one can select an exclusive long term partner on arrival, or is it a perpetual partner-swapping orgy?
>>33598734She's retarded, what'd you expect.
>>33598773Yes yes, everybody who criticizes you is a simp. There's no other reason anyone could ever have problems with you.
>>33598779I didn’t say simp, fucking retard. I said you relate to the whole misbegotten Stacy bullshit where you’re literally too beautiful to find love, lmao
CEO moment
>>33598782Kys redditfag
>>33598769What if they're all wearing Klan hoods?
>>33598764>Have you ever considered not being an angry narcissist?Not That Anon, but... no. Why would anyone ever consider that?
>>33598769Full face masks? No kissing permitted?
>>33598784Stop stealing hats, Piotr
>>33598743if you aren't responding directly to me then then go to /gioyc/ and drop the (You), idiot
>>33598791Huh? No I just want you to feel like shit
>>33598785Not my preferred kind of raceplay.>>33598788Yes. I don't really factor kissing into the whole fantasy, it makes it more complicated. The masks are suppose to narrow down the dynamic to something manageably disconnected from reality.
>>33598753F, I'd consider it if I could go with my bf and maybe be high on some substances to make me feel more relaxed and less inhibited. I can think of many fun things to do, like watching others or being watched.
>>33598794>Not my preferred kind of raceplay.What is your preferred kind of race play?
>>33598753I'm extremely confident that when I got there, no woman would actually want me, despite the publicity.
שלום גויים. התוכניות שלנו מתקדמות בצורה חלקה. הגזע הלבן הורס את עצמו בזכותנו. תהנו מהירידה הנוספת שלכם.
>>33598753Are there pharmaceutical grade recreational drugs available too?
>>33598753In practice that place will have the same dynamic as Tinder, decided by women.
>>33598799Something less hateful and more about the taboo of an interracial relationship during a time where everyone would've disapproved, with both characters navigating the complex boundaries, expectations, and realities of a time where their dynamic had to develop from something idealistically unbalanced.So tldr, getting fucked by a guy who owns me but loves me and needs to figure out how to make that right.
>>33598808You wish schlomo.
>>33598792well, add that to your ever growing list of failures lmao
>>33598814Can you explain your thought process to me? Do you see that post and say to yourself "A Jew wrote that post"?
>>33598814כעסכם כלפינו הוא חלק מהתוכנית להשמיד אתכם. כעמו הנבחר של אלוהים, אנו נוכחים בכל מקום ויודעים כל מה שקרה בעבר, כל מה שקורה עכשיו וכל מה שיקרה בעתיד. אנו יודעים כיצד לעצבן את הגויים כשאנו זקוקים לכעסם לתוכניותינו.
>>33598819The world will do it for me, as it has. Suffer, ugly cunt
>>33598820This is the first thing posted on this thread today that made me literally laugh out loud. XD
>>33598825I'm not suffering at all, living life without dating is pretty easy and drama-free
>>33598822I never said I'm angry. Let the better man win. >>33598820No, anon is obviously from bangladesh. Ofc it's not actually a jew. It's probably some conspiracy theorist trying to act how he thinks a jew would act. Like how he does when he tries to larp as a girl.
State gender. How can I do a better job of larping as a woman?
>>33598831FNot going to give you the secrets.
>>33598828Wow you just can’t stop winning. Good thing you gave up
>>33598830So why call him a Jew if he's just a /pol/tard pretending to be a Jew? You're encouraging him by giving him the reaction he wants.
>>33598839And? You got something better to do?
>>33598813NTASounds hot, I can tell my family to pretend to be racist when you're in earshot so we get that taboo feeling.
>>33597868I work in defense and my job involves speaking chinese faggot. Also california so liberal white girl tries to learn languags type shit
Women, do you really want Death to America?
>>33598851No, and I'm not sure why you're treating this like a gender thing. It seems to be all zoomers, regardless of sex are cucked self-hating Americans.
>>33598846Nah, the overlap with reality is too sensitive, and I wouldn't trust anybody but the person I'm in a loving relationship to roleplay it in a way that wouldn't hurt me. So I'd just want to save it for roleplaying the bedroom, or just dropping slurs during sex.
>>33598831Women are retardedly empathetic. You can easily larp if you answer to some stupid shit with all the seriousness and concern
>>33598856Wait, seriously?
>>33598855
>>33598855I know, it was just a joke. Although I'd be open to do the latter irl.
>>33597862I was courting a girl who my friend thought was a lesbian. So i dont really know personally. But i see.
>>33598853Because it’s /atoga/ so I have to ask women
>>33598853Its fucking tiktok and other shit villifying the government. Half the zoomers arent even aware you can contact your congressional representative regarding issues and they believe all of the reps are evil.
>>33598864Israel is wakanda for pedos.
>>33598863>>33597862And it was progressing in a sense she wasnt. But i never asked for her sexual orientation.
>>33598851>Women, do you really want Death to America?Just to American politicians.
>>33598851hell yeah brother
>>33598831Mtype like an idiot and in all lower casebarely any punctuation
>>33598861Say the rest, pussy.>>33598862It feels like asking a guy to be pretend racist during sex would be asking too much, though. My therapist says I could stand to be more assertive when it comes to asking for things during sex, but this feels like a moral grey spot.
I regret encouraging this stupid twat to get therapy
>>33598878NTA but there's nothing innately immoral about that kind of play. As long as it stays just play.
>>33598879Praise the lord!
>>33598876>type like an idiot and in all lower case>barely any punctuationHmm. Interesting. In my (M) experience women's language skills are generally better than men's.
>>33598880Dw, she (allegedly) has a nice ass, she can afford to be a stupid twat.
>>33598883You must be older. Women born after 1992 are dumb as rocks.
>>33598886Who cares? People will always flaunt their bodies for whatever they want if they can get away with it
>>33598887NTABecause zoomer men are just so intelligent...
>>33598887How do u retards form these opinions. From talking to people i believe the average person, male or female, isnt dumb. Its further exacerbated by me being in an environment thats selected for intelligence but i note even random people i meet are decently smart.
Being an ugly woman doesnt even protect me from the lying men they just put even less effort than they would for Stacy because they think I’m stupid and desperate too
>>33598884Truly blessed
>>33598878nta but as a white person I would refuse because it feels too weird, even as fantasy, I'm not sure I could get over it
>>33598878>It feels like asking a guy to be pretend racist during sex would be asking too much, though. My therapist says I could stand to be more assertive when it comes to asking for things during sex, but this feels like a moral grey spot.I understand why you think that, but I think fetishes are not real life. If it's just a play that you like, I wouldn't have a problem.
>>33598894NTABy suffering from social media induced brain rot.
>>33598892If it works, it works.
>>33598883Even intelligent women I know type like absolute retards.
Gonna send her a message.
>>33598900Yeah if it works, why not just rape and gorge yourself? Animals
>>33598895seems like that just makes them easier to spot. why would you want them to be better at manipulating you and wasting your time?
>>33598903What will you say?
>>33598899Its retarded. An internet detox would be in order if that ever occurs to someone. Like my mom believes in jewish china ufos by the rothschilds because she doesnt do anything but read conspiracy stuff.
>>33598895Damn your life is soooo hard
>>33598904Oh sorry, I forgot I'm talking to an ascended being.
There's a scruffy little jackdaw that hangs around the duck pond. It's smaller and scruffier than the other jackdaws, but it's kind of cute. If likes to nonchalantly follow people around, as if it's just a coincidence, but just out of arms reach. If you stop when you meet it it comes closer to see if you have any food.It reminds me of femanon somehow.
>>33598906"Happy Labor Day, I hope you're doing okay."It's over.
>>33598910You got any oats?
>>33598909True I forgot that any means necessary is valid because you’ve accepted that it’s wrong. My bad. You win again, you are always right (except when you’re not but only when you feel like you are not but in an objective sense of course you are wrong sometimes but not right now)
>>33598881>>33598898Exactly. I just need to learn to stop taking everything so personally and assuming everyone takes everything as stupidly personal as I do.>>33598880Do you mean me? It's been helpful and I've been actively being less reactive. How is this not an improvement?>>33598897And that's fair. I wish there was a way to tell before asking if the answer is no, so I wouldn't even bother someone I love with an offputting question.
>>33598912I should bring some next time.
>>33598911Astonishing.
>>33598914Yes, I mean you. Good for you on your fucking improvement
>>33598913Now you're starting to get it.
>>33598921Yeah you are very funny and everything is about you, everything is so light and silly and awesome haha
>>33598883it's because idiot moids think language is a static, unchanging thing which is incorrect. typed conversational internet english can still have "tone" which is conveyed through "improper" capitalization, grammar, and even emojis. example:>How are you, anon?im fine>feels different thanI'm fine. >feels different thanI'm fine :)>feels different thanim fine xD
>>33597681Duh
GenderWhat's your favorite fruit?
>>33598925Military linguist/foreign intelligence analyst here. Funny enough ive learned this in my target language more than i have for english.
>>33598924You seem a bit sleep deprived.
>>33598918I feel like I'm missing something here.
>>33598905They are the only men who talk to me
>>33598925Lmao, been saying the same thing to some anons that autistically stuck to the strict meaning of the words, rather than context.
>>33598928>Gender>What's your favorite fruit?Fruits that help me poop
>>33598928FPomegranates.
>>33598930I’m not. Go play your game with someone else
>>33598928FProbably prickly pears.
>>33598929What in the Reddit why do people talk like this
>>33598928MPeaches and grapes.
>>33598640I'm not American. I can tell when I'm thirsty and when I need water. I don't need reminding.
>>33598934Let's get you some prunes, baby.
>>33598935>>33598937You're not white, are you
>>33598895Stop giving a shit. Lose weight, dress nicer, get a better hair cut, date guys in your league or guys that dont really care about looks.
>>33598929that's super interesting. i feel like lack of capitals/punctuation adds a much more informal feel in english. i've always been noting internet slang and linguistics since my tumblr days
>>33598603> I'm a human female, my brain is built to be most attracted to human males.Then explain JH.
>>33598942I'm as white as it gets.
>>33598939Grapes are under-rated
>>33598942I am in fact white. The hell does race have to do with pomegranates?
>>33598938Using tonal markers? It just makes sense. They change the meaning behind the words used.In my target language 是啊 是 are different. Like its the for the same reason a lot of languages have formal versions of words and whatnot, just the different tonal markers are usually used in a more casual context.
>>33598928MKiwi. And I'm gonna go a step further and say my least favorite fruit is oranges.
>>33598941Prunes will probably give me diarrhea
>>33598928>What's your favorite fruit?M. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CHOOSE JUST ONE! I WON'T LET YOU!
Why do Reddit users do shit like this>wood burns when on fire>Chemist here. Yup, can confirm.or>The pool cools me off when it’s hot>Yup!! My daughter, 7, loves to go in the pool on hot days! My hubby too XD they say it cools them off!
>>33598947Her brain is malfunctioning.
>>33598955What? The same shit happens here. >just asked a girl out, what do>as a girl, we hate you
>>33598925Difficulty Mode: Impossible>I'm fine, how about you?
>>33598857Foid hands
>>33598958No that’s not what I mean
>>33598230M. I use google services every day.
>>33598929>>33598951>>33597756Also all of this is me, hence why i was speaking chinese to some random girl at a club.
>>33598936>>33598954Damn.You're really going through it, huh?
>>33598955Thankfully we don't ever see anything like that on 4chan. /s
>>33598963It’s the same fucking thing. If you’re deriving any ego from using this pisshole vs that pisshole, you’re 10 years too late.
>>33598948Are you from the US south?>>33598950Pomegranates mostly grows in nonwhite countries
>>33598966>PLEASE pay attention to me PLEEEEEASE pay attention to MEEEEEEE!
>>33597789If he was, which is unlikely but not impossible, I would.
>>335989684chan users are Reddit users
>>33598929you made me cringe
>>33598955Because they have to show off that they have a degree and a family at any opportunity because it makes them feel like they won at life.
>>33598955>>33598938What you have to note is that language is developed by its speakers. Not by linguists. Linguists analyze language patterns then put a name to what the people who speak the language have been doing.
>>33598967Second wasn’t me but keep laughing at me I guess
>>33598947It's not a malfunction to be bi. And I prefer guys anyways.
>>33598952>my least favorite fruit is oranges.Not even mandarines are excluded?
>>33598972Yes suck it faggot
>>33598952faggot
>>33598969No it’s not in the scenarios I made up it’s people inserting useless information about themselves where no one asked. In yours it’s a question being answered by those it was directed at
>>33598981Mandarins are okay, even artificial orange flavor is okay, every other orange makes me want to vomit.
>>33598978A fat ass isn't impressive when the whole body is fat (BMI 35, class III obesity, also known as severe obesity or morbid obesity).
>>33598970>US south No. You understand that nowadays people can eat fruit that not native too where they live, right?
>>33598984God damn faggot what the fuck ever. You’re right then. You are way cooler than reddit.
>>33598976Yea it’s this youre right >>33598977You are lost
Man, no one's talking about anything horny or sexy. What a disappointment. Be better, /atoga/.
>>33598954You have to pick one, it's for you last meal
Are moshpits as cool as they look?
>>33598990Kill yourself polycule scum>>33598993If you like being hit, yeah
>>33598988Lmfao what the fuck are you talking about
>>33598986Objection: Relevance?
>>33598993They look horrible. I think I'd just get stomped into the ground and no one would even notice.
>>33598980>And I prefer guys anyways.Especially MKG!
>>33598979You love the attention. Thats why you keep crashing out itt. Stop acting like the victim here again.
>>33598997I think that is a skill issue in your part
>>33598994>polycule scumHuh? I'm monogamous. I just enjoy sexual conversations on the internet.
>>33598987For it to be your favorite fruit? Besides, it's not popular to eat prickly pears in non white countries, so chances of it being your favorite fruit even though you're white are slim. So you probably mean "white as it gets" skin wise (assuming your skin IS white and you're not coping) but you're not a white person
>>33599000To be fair, it's not just him, it's anyone who's married. There's nothing more flattering than a guy who'll choose you over his wife, and there's nothing more arousing than flattery.
>>33599001No it’s because I’m desperate and alone and have nowhere else to go. Do you mind not gaslighting me? Sick fuck
>>33598985sweet oranges do that too?
>>33597888Yessssss
>>33598996If you want her, you can have her. All of her. Take her off our hands, please.
>>33599000This shit is getting pretty old. I don't know anybody ITT well enough to like them romantically.
>>33597899I'd pet one. But they don't have penis.
>>33599004Prickly pears have been growing in mediterranean climate since the 1400's. It's not that far fetched that europeans know and like them since we import lots of fruits from italy and spain. And yes, I am white but idk why that would be relevant.
>>33599007Yes, can't stand them. Can't even eat orange chicken without getting nauseated.
>>33599005But that mindset is why she's still single in her late 30s and childless. Good women pick single men.
>>33597903Texas is such a cringe state. Just live anywhere else.
>>33598991>You have to pick one, it's for you last mealIf it's my last meal, surely the least they can do is arrange for more than one kind of fucking fruit. What kind of cheap-ass justice system are we running here?
>>33599012Didn't you commission him to write for you? You've got some relationship that extends beyond the boundaries of this thread.
>>33599006There's always gioyc. But you want the reactions, which is why you post here instead of there. So stop throwing a tantrum if you get what you ask for.
WomenWho is the hottest Sonic character?
>>33599020No. I mentioned I like slashers ITT, and he posted a story he wrote with my preferences in mind ITT.
>>33599011damn, i missed the namefaggotryi take it all back
WOMEN- MY GF SAID SHE CANT CONFIRM IF SHE WILL LOVE ME FOREVER BECAUSE SHE SAYS FOREVER IS A LONG TIME. WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE MEAN BY THAT. WEVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 3 YEARS SHE SHOULD KNOW THAT SHE WANTS TO STAY WITH ME FOREVER
>>33599023Wild that you know he's hiding things like this from his wife and you give him encouragement for it and ask for more.
>>33599025Keep acting that way and she'll fall out of love in no time.
>>33599015Because it's not common! It's a fruit that grows in hotter, drier climates, so obviously it's statistically very more likely for a non white person to pick it as a favorite fruit than it is for a white oneIn fact, I assure you, most white people wouldn't even know you can eat that thorny thing that grows on cacti
>>33599021This is sad, isn’t it
>>33599025Have you told her that you would still love her even if she was a worm? She wouldn't still love you if you were a worm.
>>33598914Every post critical of women is a personal attack and the male poster must be gaslit into submission.
>>33599027I JUST USE ALL CAPS BECAUSE I CANT POST AN IMAGE ON MOBILE AND I NEED MY POSTS TO STAND OUT
>>33599019a system where libs are no longer in charge, so no more communism :p
>>33599024Have you not seen her pic? She's a whale.
>>33599024It's too late, she's your girlfriend now. No takebacks.
>>33599023Hey, I tried making you some chatbots to get freaky with.
>>33599016Poor anon! Is this an allergy I've nevrer heard of or what?
>>33599029Well, other white people can do what they want. That just means more prickly pears for me. There must be enough other people that like them for the stores I go to have them in stock when they are in season. I've always been one to buy any fruit or veggie I see I've never tried because I'm too curious to not know what it's like.
>>33599041AI is too scary to engage with. Seems like it got popular regardless, though.
>>33599030Only if you want it to be. It could also be funny or insightful.
>>33599038No I straight up thought it was an anonymous posterI hate that bitch so much
>>33599046I don’t understand the mechanism. You can’t root yourself in nothing, so how do you exist?
>>33598928MCoconut
>>33599056I'm not rooting myself in nothing. I'm rooting myself in everything. It might look the same but it feels very different.
>>33599045Adorable.
>>33599043I like prickly pears too! In fact, as I type this, I have two tiny skin bumps on my right hand fingers, because of two unremoved thorns in my fingers which I got from cleaning prickly pears last weekI haven't had red prickly pears since I was a child though (I think they taste somewhat close to kiwi?)>I've always been one to buy any fruit or veggie I see I've never tried because I'm too curious to not know what it's like.I like this spirit and I relate to it
GenderWhat's your LEAST favorite fruit? Any reasons why?
>>33599057What's your take on chocolate coconut bars?
>>33599062MI hate tomatoes.
>>33599062MBananas. They're temperamental as fuck. I just went to have one last night and the fucking thing was so bruised that it was mush under the peel. Disgusting. Same banana was perfectly fine 12 hours prior.
>>33599032The guy said he did mean me, though. At least he was nice about my progress.>>33599060Adorable AND safe.>>33598928>>33599062F. I love lemons and dislike black raspberry.
>>33599061Oh no, the thorns are so annoying because they are so tiny and see through. I actually bought the first ones of the season last week. In fact, I bought at least seven packs of each maybe 8 pieces and at them all immediately. Ofc I got a bunch of thorns but it's always worth it. I wish they were available all year round. >red ones They all do taste a bit different, don't they? But I like them all. Oh god, now I crave some but the stores are already closed. I'll go get like three packs tomorrow, lol.
>>33599064I don’t like artificial coconut flavoring and I also generally avoid heavily processed foods like that. There is one good brand of “healthier” mounds bars that I like, but generally I just go for really high cocoa % dark chocolate >>33599062Raw beefsteak tomatoes are nasty.
>>33599062MangoesI'll bring to wood for my burning on a stick
>>33599062FBlackcurrant. I can tolerate it in mixed berries but they just make me shudder on their own. I do like it as a flavor though.
>>33599072Nah I agree, I don't understand how they're so good in smoothies but taste like bullshit on their own.
Why are women unable to feel attraction for a man unless the size difference is something like this while men do prefer thinner women but like a whole gamut of bodytypes.
>>33599079Fuck off idiot
Shut up and take that Chad/Tyrone dick you hypergamous foidlet. Fuck yea
>>33599079I reckon it's because their brains never developed out of the stone age mindset of "big man good, small man bad".
>>33599083Fuck yea
>>33598928Rn strawberry
>>33599062MOut of the fruits I've tasted? Must be durian fruit. I don't even remember how it tasted, just that I didn't like it.Although I once had a bite of a bad avocado. That was a traumatic experience. Tasted like what I imagine used motor oil might taste like.
>>33599069I watched a video once where this youtuber who's latino but lives in the US suggested that you can get rid of thorns by fire. I tried that, and I think it did help to a certain extent with the spines, but when I began to peel the prickly, they became all mushy with the heat, so maybe I should've waited until the prickly pears cooled off completely. My mother used to buy a broom (well, the part with bristles) and use it to remove thorns in the sink under running water. This actually worked very well (though ofc it didn't prevent the obligatory few pricks from very fine spines)Anyway, I hope when the stores open, you buy and eat many, many prickly pears (but not in one go, so you don't get constipated^^')
>>33599096I just only touch between the prickly spots, lol. It works pretty well. But yes, other than that, rinsing with water helps too. I definitely will (and eat the whole pack when I come home). I hope you don't get any thorns next time you eat some.
>>33599062FigsI can feel the wasp crunch and I hate that, even though I accept that it is dead and probably not going to hurt me.
>>33599075Black currants are tasty straight off the bush. Better than red currants.
>>33599099You might be interested in this concept where different people have different preferences when it comes to food.
>>33599077Oh god finally someone who agreesThe fact that I don't like mangoes feels almost like a dirty secret. Those fuckers get a lot of propaganda with everyone constantly singing their praise about how refereshing they are, showing them in sorbets and smoothies, selling them on the street as a treat... And online mutuals from Egypt (one of the biggest producers of mango) are all like it's mango season, today I bought mangoes, today I ate mangoes, they're sweet and refreshing etc
I feel like vomiting.
>>33599071>Raw beefsteak tomatoesWhy would you do that. There are better tomatoes.
>>33599098those are the seeds, most commerical fig cultivars are self fertile
>>33599097>I just only touch between the prickly spotsSmart!> I hope you don't get any thorns next time you eat someThank you! <3 And I hope I'll get to buy more before the season ends
>>33597690FOld gayms
>>33599104shoving them in sorbets and smoothies***
>>33597690M. I like new things. The problem with that is they quickly get old.
>>33599107See >>33598190
>>33599108Whether it is wasp or seed I dispise crunch with something assumedly soft. Make the whole thing more crunchy. Like fig newton thin crisps. Soft doughy jam cookie with a crunch is so off.
>>33597690F. Old. But I'm talking Tetris and Alleyway.
I love my latina gf
Women What’s a weirder fetish, wrinkly feet or slightly saggy boobs (like boobs that are natural and sag a bit not granny boobs)
>>33599124then those are just regular boobs, but you were also immediately disqualified when you mentioned feeti hope the fat crackles and pops under your skin when we feed your kind to the flames
>>33599104Call me crazy, but I think they taste like carrots. And I don't like that from fruit.
>>33599127I am a slightly saggy natural tits guy, feet just make me laugh
>>33599122YES! Somebody gets it
I just landed my dream job
>>33599136Good. Good. All according to plan
>>33599116No
>>33599116Are you really that revved up about a shitty joke? Doesn't even make any fucking sense. Scheduling what?
good morning atoga and also a certain special someone :]
can you notice when someone can’t complete let loose and be in the moment during sex? i notice i struggle with this and no clue how to fix it besides maybe meditating/mindfullness. it’s been causing some erectile dysfunction too, i put a lot of pressure on myself to perform and can’t relax
>>33599132I don't taste it, but I won't call you crazy cause you're the only one on my team :p
>>33599149Yeah, absolutely. Imo it's actually the most important aspect of what makes sex good or bad.
>>33599104agree, mangos are bad. same with cantaloupe and honeydew as well, shitfruitsall fruits should be turned into either pineapple or passionfruit
>>33599124feet
>>33599149you didnt combo accuracy was too low to stack enough happiness points to enter silly mode during sex, common rookie mistakeserious answer, its really an ambient mood that builds up over the course of hours and days and you have to have an intuitive feel for cultivating itlive better
women do be like that sometimes, huh?
>>33597928Gay?
>>33599159Why are you looking at women you wouldn't want a relationship with anyways?
Been messaging an international student I recently met. For the first time in probably 3 years I feel like I am texting a girl who actually wants to message me back.Based on our discussions and learning some of her interests, I invited her to a talk at a museum I'm planning to go on. I think it's a good idea, but at the same time I'm hesitant to spend my time pursuing a girl who's going to leave in December. On one hand, I assume most international student chicks are just here to have fun, but on the other she might be a bit of an Ameriboo based off her major. She's from Eastern Europe. So I'm hesitant to call it a date or anything, just kinda asking her to go do something one-on-one with me to get to know her better, but ready to accept just being friends due to the limited time. Men or women do you think this is a good idea, or should I invite some other people as well?
>>33599159only sometimes
>>33599159imagine being a subhuman manlet.Seriously, imagine not ever being able to talk to women while they are at your chest height max. I should be a lot more grateful.
>>33599159Ok, and? Every anon wants a 10/10 gf too, doesn't mean they'll get one.
>>33599159https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JVYBVhKMZEtallfags will NEVER know this feel
>>33599162Don't invite other people. Wtf are you thinking.
>>33599154>same with cantaloupe and honeydew>shitfruitsThis is slander
>>33599154How can we agree on mangoes but not at all otherwise? Cantaloupe and honeydew are god tier, pineapple is horrible.
>>33599161because despite popular copes, women ARE a hivemind, at least regarding some subjects, and although not all of them admit it, they largely think the same.Most are just scared to get slut shamed, so they keep it to themselves.
>>33599175>moids
>>33599175Foidbros...
>>33597690MThe release of the SNES to about the midpoint of the Xbox 360's lifecycle was the golden age of gaming imo
>>33599162>>33599162>I invited her to a talk at a museum I'm planning to go on>just kinda asking her to go do something one-on-one with me to get to know her betterthis is good>ready to accept just being friends due to the limited timethis is weird to say dont invite other people, its great that you had a pretext for some activity you were doing ANYWAY that you could squeeze a +1 into, and use it as an opportunity to let her get to know youif theres chemistry you can work on it later, i dont think it matters that she might leave in a few months
>>33599175but men love knife-wielding women in dresses employing pack hunting tactics to trap them
>>33599181This but shift it all back a bit, late NES to the launch of the 360.
Back in the day I couldn't see my dog in the dark at all. Now I can see her white face clearly in the dark
>>33599159How tall do I have to be for confidence not to seem cringe?
>>33599134GameBoy will always be best.
>>33599144You never had a poly gf? You have to plan your dates in advance because she has other bfs, that's the joke.
>>33599182>>33599173ok thanks I'll play it smart and she said yes
WomenHow would you react if you saw picrel in real life? (Same look, same face, Same book, same hat, same labubus)
What is the most blackpilling statistic/graph you have about the opposite sex that makes you depressed and takes away all of your drive to talk to men/women?
>33598191Goth girls, would you date my ugly, fat ass.
>>33599190I would say 6'0, because that seems to be the cutoff point, but I'm 6'1 and I feel pretty short around most people, so I'd say 6'2 seems to be a good height to be at.
>>33599195I don't have any of those. Wtf kind of cringe behavior is that?
>>33597690Mspending $2000 to play League of Legends, Minecraft, World of Warcraft, Crusader Kings, and Counterstrike Not that I didn't also play Elden Ring and some recent AAA games though
menwhich one of these are a dealbreaker for you>chubby>black>friendless
>>33599191I want to collect Game Boy again so badly.
>>33599195Nothing. I’ve always gone out of my way to avoid those. What demoralises me is the actual rejection I’ve faced from women constantly I used to genuinely be so confident too… I miss that
>>33599202Chubby, but it depends on how chubby.
>>33599195
>>33599195>What is the most blackpilling statistic/graph you have about the opposite sex that makes you depressedWhy would I collect something like that?
>>33599195The only thing that demoralizes me is looking in the mirror.But then on the other hand, nobody can say anything worse to me than I've said to myself, so.
Hey So basically I'm just gonna not suck your dick I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not gonna suck it is all HAHAHAHAHRHAHAHA HARAHARHARH.
Reply to this post if you’re gay af
>>33599202>which one of these are a dealbreaker for youNone of them, but "friendless" is a red flag.
>>33599202None of those, my only dealbreaker is extreme autism.
>>33599209I knew that already.
>>33599204>I used to genuinely be so confident too… I miss thatThis. I fell for the PUA memes and tried to approach girls. It was an embarrassing time.
>>33599214You should've gone to jail.
>>33599214For me it wasn’t the PUAs, it was my parents who raised me well to be happy and self confident. I’m still not self loathing but I have come to the depressing conclusion that if I ever get a girl it will be because of a miracle or pure luck.They’re just not into me at all.
>>33599209Won't stop me from boxing your clit with my tongue
>>33599149Have you tried talking to a sex therapist?
Yesterday, my mother told me something CRAZY: she told me, at her old job (she's retired now), she had a colleague (who's younger than her) who became miserable after she got married. She said her husband constantly asked for sex, and she aborted a couple of times (using the pill). One day she got pregnant again and her husband told her "that's because you keep opening your legs" (to clarify, in case you're confused, she didn't cheat or anything, he's talking about her "opening her legs" to him)She also told me another colleague (a doctor) used to sometimes show up with bruises badly hidden under makeup, keeping in theme with women being miserable after marriage.Anyway, moids, would you ever say this to your gf/wife? And femanons, what would you do if your bf/husband said this to you (especially if you went through a few abortions already)
>>33599194Rape
>>33599202Not a guy, but why would being black be a dealbreaker?
>>33599105>I feel like vomiting.Have you had a head injury recently?
>>33599202None of them are deal-breakers by themselves for me, but it you're chubby or black you're *probably* not attractive.I don't care if you're friendless, so am I.
>feel good in life>biological drive kicks in>"man it would be nice to have a gf right now">imagine myself actually trying to get one and all the hoops I have to jump through and how they would have no reason to be with me anyways>cluster headache>"maybe life is easier without women and having to deal with modern dating">repeathow do I escape this cycle?
>>33599221I mean, how retarded do you have to be to not use safe bc if you don't want a baby?
>>33599205like, mildly overweight and just needs to lose 10-20 pounds to be perfectly fine
>>33599221MHonestly yeah, I'd say something like that, I'd make fun of her pussy being a cemetery tooProbably wouldn't hit her though
>>33599194Wouldn't even acknowledge
>>33599226By actually getting a gf instead of cockblocking yourself by being a doomer?
>>33599231That’s hilarious. So you’d try to ignore the Mussolini loving twink
>>33599211why is friendless a red flag for you?>>33599212no extreme autism>>33599223it has been for many since it's not a certain type>>33599225true, if I was attractive I wouldn't be here
>State genderWhat do (You) think of this article? https://medium.com/@madisonfantasy/is-cuckolding-a-form-of-feminist-empowerment-73d2a4241e78Does cuckolding benefit women?
>>33599221Parsing this post was too hard. I gave up half way in.
>>33599235didn't read, but happy for you, or sorry that happened
>>33599237State gender, at least.
>>33599235FNot reading that but ofc it does. Twice or multiple times the male validation than being monogamous.
>>33599202All three
>>33599227And it's even easier than using safety: don't cum inside
>>33599232NTA. You can't really relax when you have a gf though. Relationships are a lot of work.
either gender- Should I buy Baldur's Gate 3 on the steam sale (it's $45) or should I play Hollow Knight?
>>33599240>male validation is when my pervert husband convinces me to become another man’s sex toy so he can jerk off
>>33599062>What's your LEAST favorite fruit?Aubergine (egg plant). It's a texture thing - too soft and gooey. Since most people probably consider that a vegetable, I'll also nominate apricots.
>>33599235MThis is retarded cope to justify a fetish. Because "I like watching my wife fuck other dudes" or "I like getting to fuck guys other than my husband" is too simple, you have to justify it in some other harebrained bullshit way.
>>33599229Translation: I would berate her, blame her for my mistakes, hoping to crush her spirit... because I'm an insecure little man
>>33599242Thats not how reliably avoiding pregnancy works.
Is there no such thing as a chill relaxing girlfriend?
>>33599244MNeitherGo play Castlevania
>>33599250No. Women are not for chilling and relaxing. God didn’t make them that way
>>33599243Sounds like a skill issue to me.
>>33599244It depends on if pozzed stuff triggers you or not. It is a well crafted game.
>>33599234>why is friendless a red flag for you?It suggests a lack of social skills and an inability to manage a relationship. Relationships are hard work. If you can't manage to handle a friendship, a relationship will be even further beyond your reach.
>>33599232I'm not ready yet. I'm still scrawny, don't make a lot of money, don't have friends, haven't finished my degree, haven't fixed receding hairline yet, my jaw surgery appointment is in like 6 months.The only thing I have to work with is height and a decently funny personality when I'm drunk/on ADHD meds. I'm not even good enough for the average Jane to pick me for a one night stand yet, how am I supposed to get a gf like that?
>>33599248Nah it's just funny
>>33599245Yeah, you can try to twist it any way you want. In the end, male validation boils down to how many boners you caused.
>>33599244You've probably already played Hollow Knight to tedium, so get BG3. If you get it on gog it's drm-free.
>>33599256that's fair, thanks for answering
>>33599253>>33599250Isn't "relationships take work" the most fundamental relationship advice in existence?
>>33599221>Anyway, moids, would you ever say this to your gf/wife?Er, no. The fuck?
>>33599239I'm bifluent non-binary aquamarine subdivergent neurocoded hypermale/piltrafemale, if that helps
>>33599257You are deranged.
>>33599252So eggsmr is just an act?
>>33599266Fair enough. And you're definitely gonna bang the redchick.
>>33599263You can make it hard or easy on yourself. It starts by who you chose to date and who you chose to be. It can either be childs play or unbearable based on these two factors.
>>33599269Eggman ASMR???
>>33599249I know. But it beats cumming inside and crossing fingers won't lead to pregnancy. He could tie his tubes too since he doesn't want anymore kids (and probably hates the ones they already have)
>>33599272No, this girl. She seems like such a chill person.https://www.youtube.com/@TheEggsmr
>>33599235>Does cuckolding benefit women?On the whole, no, because most women don't want more than one partner. Cuckolding is the guy turning the girl into a participant in live-action porn, and generally not caring whether she wants it or not. That is not empowering, it's objectifying.
>>33599275Oh, that's fetish shit
womenthoughts on straight men that can sing?
>>33599274??? She could just get the pill, an implant or an iud. Why are you people like this? Wtf.
>>33599263That doesn't mean everything has to be chaos all the time.
>>33599251I had Symphony of the Night spoiled by Brandon Sanderson of all fucking people...>>33599255Noted. I remember seeing the threads where people complained they got "tricked" into gay sex scenes when it sounded like people can't identify flirting.>>33599260I haven't. I got, played about 10 hours and then went on a 4-week vacation and never picked it back up. I'll probably just restart it. It's that or starting FF7 Rebirth.>>33599226MIt's not inherently a bad thing. I think with the right girl, you shouldn't feel like you're jumping through hoops at all. So it's just a matter of going out and meeting people and playing the numbers game.
>>33599272https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sc6yL1wfHs
>>33599258It's funny if she called you balding?
>>33599221>And femanons, what would you do if your bf/husband said this to you (especially if you went through a few abortions already)I don't believe he'd say something so derogatory towards our sex life if he wanted it to continue.
>>33599277The fuck?
>>33599278gay
>>33599259That’s extremely pathetic.
>>33599281>I'll probably just restart it.Why not just continue from where you left off?
>>33599276Doesn't it also place the woman in the dominant position in the relationship?
>>33599221No man would ever say this to me because I know how to not get pregnant without wanting to. She deserves it desu. She also deserves it for marrying a guy like that.
>>33599285Alright, let's hear how this isn't fetish shit
>>33599233That's too much terminal online on one person. Like seeing a clown outside of a circus.
>>33599262>that's fair, thanks for answeringYou'll note that I did say a red flag and not a deal breaker. "Red flag" is a much misused term these days, but it should mean something that is not a significant issue in its own right, but which acts as a warning for something more serious. It's therefore a given that red flags at least sometimes turn out not to be an indicator of whatever you're concerned about after all. So I'd probably give you a chance to prove me wrong, but I would also be going into it with my eyes open.
>>33599288How? Sexual validation from the opposite gender comes down to wether they would want to procreate with you. If a guy gets a boner because of you, it means his body would impregnate you, hence validating you by confirming that you are breedable enough.
>>33599281>I had Symphony of the Night spoiled by Brandon Sanderson of all fucking people...Play something from the Advance or Dominus collections.
>>33599293It's strange how far from reality each sex's fantasy version of each other has gotten.
>>33599289it's been a few years and I forgot where I'm at/what I'm doing
>>33599290>Doesn't it also place the woman in the dominant position in the relationship?She's basically being pimped out. That's not dominant.
>>33599293I mean, if you think listening to a girl ramble to you about how she likes your company is a fetish.
>>33599293maybe male suicide rates aren't high enough yet...
>>33599278Best
>>33599298You're aware that straight male rape victims often get an erection while being assaulted, right?
>>33599307At least those chicks aren't murderers
>>33599293who cares
>>33599304I thought you said 4 weeks. Is Hollow Knight even that complicated? What's there to remember? You just pick up the controller and stomp some heads.
>>33599306incomprehensibly horrendous take
>>33599306I mean, when you listen with your dick in your hand...
>>33599313I was on vacation for 4 weeks and I didn't pick the game back up after I returned.
>>33599307You know the say, if you want something done you have to do it yourself.
How long before run through enm hoes make up the majority and monogamous low body count women worth wifing are gone?
>>33599283Yes, and she can insult my penis too, but in that case I'll retaliate by pointing out her rotten womb.
>>33599318>enm hoeswhat is that?
>>33599318>How long before run through enm hoes make up the majorityThe sooner the better.
>>33599297yeah that makes a lot of sense and is smart. It's not necessarily a deal breaker but most likely telling on how the relationship will go and might not last long
WomenWould you be interested in helping me do Eggman ASMR on youtube?
>>33599315She's nice to listen to when falling asleep or when I have a bad day. I don't see your issue with this.
>>33599321Girl who cucks you with one of her 5000 tinder matches every weekend
>>33599321NTA, but ENM is ethical non-monogamy.
>>33599325No issue, I just think it's basically softcore porn. You can be into whatever you want
>>33599327what is the problem with americans and making terms and acronyms for everything
>>33599332"Ethical non-monogamy" takes longer to type.
>>33599333still making up retarded terms
>>33599329>basically softcore pornAbout as porny as a romcom.
>>33599333ntaI just think it's funny they had to make up a term to cope with everyone calling them cheaters and cuckolds
>>33599337A romcom isn't remotely the same as a woman pretending to be interested in you and kissing the mic
>>33599202Yellow Flag:>chubbyYellow Flag:>friendlessGreen Flag:>there's only one race, the human race
>ugh men would never understand how deep women's emotions are>ok, look at what women consider "deep">look at best rated literotica>it's either the most syrupy glitter masked word vomit imaginable, or just straight up stockholm syndrome where the female main character falls in love with her rapist, which they call "dark romance">slow burn sex scenes that are just as lazily written if not more so>oh yeah and it goes without saying that every love interest is a 6'5 mafia boss/CEO/billionaire/werewolf that they use to cheat on their boring, safe 9-to-5 glasses wearing boyfriendNot saying men's goon material is better than that, but holy shit we're not nearly as high and mighty about it.
>>33599335>still making up retarded termsWhat term would you prefer that people use instead of "ethical non-monogamy"?
>>33599309Yeah, who doesn't enjoy a little rape?
>>33599344cheater?
>>33599338>>33599348Well, because ENM *isn't* cheating or cuckolding, so clearly you need a different term for it.
>>33599324I'm very good at being mean. It might just work.
>>33599343Thats like if you said men's love is more true and then I go watch porn and said thats not true. Are you retarded? Erotic lit is not meant to be deep, wtf.
>>33599352>Erotic lit is not meant to be deepThat's the only thing women read, and that's the only thing they refer to when they say that women are more deep than men.
>>33599341How so? It's almost exactly the same type of fiction.
>>33599349Right, so we need a new term so people can feel better about being cheaters
>>33599202None.
>>33599354How is it the same
>>33599353You have no idea, huh? Do you get all your takes from reddit ragebait screencaps?
Ok, be honest, which femanon of you all was this?>>33591756
Tomorrow will be better than today.
>>33599355This makes about as much sense as claiming that we had to invent the word "soldier" to make murderers feel better about themselves. There's a different word because it's a different thing.
>>33597690I'm still not going to randomly hate contextless pics of black people with an arm chopped off, not even if you put a sexy night elf on top
>>33599362Completely different things
>>33599360Sounds like moid hands to me.Most likely it was even you that you feel the need to direct more traffic to it.
>>33599359Are you going to tell me most women read dense 60's sci-fi novels? What % of women do you think read "good literature", whatever you want to classify that as, as opposed to straight up smut/romance books?
>>33599358Basically the only difference is that one is slightly more honest about how you're expected to self insert into the fiction of getting attention from an attractive member of the opposite gender in an everyday situation.
>>33599366Idk and idc what percentage but saying thats all women read is just you being a retard. Most men also only read absolute trash, if they even read at all.
Men, be honest, would YOU want to have sex with you? Do you think you look good naked?Do you think women look at you and think to themselves "wow, what a catch"? If not, then stfu and stop talking to us, preferably forever.
>>33599366I hope this is not mean to imply that dense 60's sci-fi novels is "good literature".
>>33599366We have women in this thread that read scifi novels, but I don't know why you're putting scifi novels on a pedestal. Reading is reading, and reading scifi doesn't make you more cultured or intelligent than anyone else.NTA.
>>33599367I don't think it is more honest but it depends on which romcom I guess. I think the appeal is in the form and aesthetic. A movie is just a movie this has more potential for you to immerse yourself in the fantasy
>>33599369>b-but not all womenoh, you're one of those...
>>33599370Yeah
>>33599370this line of reasoning has kept me single for a decade
>>33599370I don't like men so I can't properly rate myself. But I like what I see in the mirror most days
>>33599365No, I called out her retardation.
>>33599370Moid hands though.
>>33599370>Men, be honest, would YOU want to have sex with you?No, because I'm straight. I don't understand why anyone would want to sleep with any man.
>>33599370>would YOU want to have sex with you?No, I'm not into men.>Do you think you look good naked?I think I kind of do, yes. For a man.>Do you think women look at you and think to themselves "wow, what a catch"?Clearly they don't.>stop talking to us, preferably forever.Why the fuck are you even in this thread?
>>33599370Yea I’m hot
>>33599202None?Friendless is a little sad, but if you wanted i could try to get you adopted by my friends.
>>33599374A movie is just a movie is just a story to self insert in. Same as a book or an audio roleplay.>this has more potential for you to immerse yourself in the fantasyThat's a good thing.
>>33599376I just find it cringe of you to pretend that when girls talk about deep they mean the trashy porn they read. Get a grip.Since we are on the topic, mind telling me what you think is deep?
Gyatt DAMN she be truckin it with all that cake
>>33599390With > thisI meant the other thing. Not movies.
>>33599391NTAA hole, probably.
Women is a socially awkward man a deal breaker for you?
He who drinks from the deep water, may he know the depths of the well.
>>33599391the holy bible
>>33599356>>33599387THERE IS HOPEthank you. and yeah, friendless is because I moved but i'm working on it (along with the chubbiness)!!!!!!
>>33599396Not a deal breaker, but definitely not a plus.
>>33599391>when girls talk about deep they mean the trashy porn they read.If you know any other (almost) exclusively female activity/hobby/media that shows how deep they are compared to men, I'm all ears
FUCKING WOMENWhy are you so mean :(
the feminine urge to use cock as an anti-depressant
why can't my bf keep an erection when we have sex, but he can get one when we makeout and when I blow him
>>33599405Being honest is not mean. Not my problem if you can't handle the truth. Try growing a pair.
I've always dreamed about being a hooker, it's something beautiful and sinful in it.Girls are really lucky, being a man suck. I realized this after 3 years of bbc&sissy hypnosis.But then again, seeing strippers and hookers in movies always gave me a boner, but only realized subconsciously I would love to be the girl.Girls have exciting and fun lives. Men are disposable and worthless. :p
>>33599407isn't cum the anti-depressant?
>>33599397I wish someone pushed me into the fucking well.
>>33599399I'm the first anon. To go into more detail:>chubbyI'm losing weight as well. Down about 8 pounds, got about 15 to go.>blackIrrelevant. Race hasn't ever been an issue. >friendlessI'm a shut-in loser with no friends, my wife is the antisocial one. Our lack of friends just means spending more time with each other, and it's great. We're not around each other constantly, since we have some different hobbies, and that works for us.
the masculine urge to rate yourself 6/10
>>33599409ur so cool
>>33599414Lmao, who the fuck is arrogant enough to rate himself that high.
>>33599394Yes I understood that. I'm saying it's a good thing in favour of the girlfriend roleplay audio over the movie.I fail to so how that somehow makes it more porny than a movie.
>>33599409You people...
the feminine urge to cancel plans and stay home to masturbate to your Love and DeepSpace bf all night long
>>33599370No im not gay, faggot
>>33599413>my wifeoh sorry i maybe should've added single guys, happy for you tho!!
>>33599398That was to be expected. >>33599403I never said women are deeper than men. I also never said most women have hobbies that are deep. Hobbies aren't necessarily meant to be deep and how you do them is what makes them either deep or shallow. You can play the piano just because you want ti learn how ti play that one song to one up your sister or you can make music as an expression of beauty and joy for existence itself. The same is true for reading. It's just disingenuous of anon to claim only men can be deep and everything women do is shallow by default.
>>3359939160's sci-fi novels, obviously.Being as you are a female creature of lower intelligence such as yourself, you obviously could not understand such depths like these as I do.I am enlightened by my novels on the topics of science, technology, philosophy, deep thoughts, ethics, morality, rationality, logic and war.It's unfortunate that these female creatures of which you are a specimen have chosen to forego this enlightenment in favor of reading smutty girlslop for prurient pleasures of the flesh.But what else can one expect from one's inferiors?
>>33599419>Love and DeepSpaceDeal breaker for me. I'll never be able to compete with the men in this
>>33599397What's that supposed to mean? You drink from the surface regardless of the depth of the well.
the masculine urge to say "___ is crazy" to the most normal and mundane thing imaginable
>>33599367You aren't expected to self-insert into movies. Stupid argument.>>33599417Because you're listening to something inherently sensual where the object of affection is you, the listener. How many guys do you think listen to that shit without their cock in their hands? Get real.
>>33599411Modern women all need to be on antidepressants because condoms got more common use and we delayed marriage from 16-20 to 26-30 so they don't have a consistent supply of cum from moids
How many dicks is your crush falling on when she doesnt respond for a few hours?
>>33599405As if moids on 4chan aren't.
>>33599415Thanks. >>33599418Yeah?
>>33599436You're hurting my feelings. :(
>>33599381This.People can chose who they have sex with and talk to.It's not my job to filter for others.
>>33599427i like saying "___ is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s" because i'm quirky
>>33599408Getting one is not the same as keeping it.
D-K!Donkey Kong!
>>33599425same. Picrel is the new standard for what those (and frankly most) women expect to have as a bf.
>>33599413>Down about 8 poundsGod job!>got about 15 to goKeep going!
>>33599439>>33599441You guys better stop or I'll go ape.
>>33599439I like to eat a banana and a half a day.Abanananahalfaday.
>>33599422I read old history so I can understand how languages and peoples changed over time and why, like how and why Britain was a roman provence just like France and Spain, but English language is mostly german influenced but french and spanish are largely Latin based despite the Franks and visigoths speaking germanic languages.How shallow am I?
>>33599440he can keep it when I blow him
>>33599444batshit bananas, even
>>33599434about three fiddy
>>33599446Very shallow. You don't sound like someone who reads that for fun, you sound like someone who reads to feel superior to others. In fact, isn't that how this conversation started?
>>33599448
>>33599442>>33599425>>33599419do men actually think they are "competing" fictional pseudo boyfriends?All they do is just offer emotional support and an occasional fantasy you play out in your head to get you to the finish line for when sex with your actual bf is kinda mid that day.
taking a round of anti-crush pills. i'm sorry thread crush, but i'm andrew neiman here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=81XGaLM9Aok
>>33599454I am sure there are 3 retards who think that
Women only want men who DKmaxx
Hey /atoga/, I'm an Anon with an interest in history and linguistics. On behalf of all other Anons with an interest in history and linguistics, I just want to announce that >>33599446 does NOT represent us. We just think words and stories are cool, we're not looking for excuses to look down on everyone else. Please forgive us for our association with this tool.Thank you for your time and consideration.
I finished reading Ship of Fools by Russo today. It was good, I’d rate it a 7.5/10. Would recommend if you enjoy science fiction books
>>33599455what is your drums?
>>33599431>You aren't expected to self-insert into movies.Then what's the appeal?>inherently sensualAbout as much as a romcom.>where the object of affection is you>where the object of affection is [a thinly veiled expy for you]Not much difference if you ask me. But clearly we have fundamentally different views on this point.
>>33599454NTAEven if we don't compete with fictional boyfriends, we still compete with the real people anyway.
the feminine urge to develop a debilitating insecurity about a 8/10 body for no reason
>>33599457Ugh, I made the mistake of Wariobloating instead.
>>33599454>do men actually think they are "competing" fictional pseudo boyfriends?Yes. I will never be hot like that, Clearly she wants someone better
>>33599461>Then what's the appeal?That you're watching characters played by actors go through shit??
>>33599458you are so fucking cringe holy fuck
>>33599458A kid napping after kidnapping a kid napping.
>>33599407Shhh don't say that, you'll wake it up.
>>33599460digital toys
>>33599423Ah yes, the eternal wisdom of the armchair depthologist. Never fails to make me soak my panties.
>>33599464God. Women's insecurities are always over the dumbest shit. "Oh no I have stretch marks" "Oh no one boob is slightly bigger than the other" Get over yourselves already.
>>33599470>you'll wake it up.the cock?
>>33599413Fuck you and your fat wife
>>33599447Maybe you blowjobs are just better than your pussy?Stress and performance anxiety maybe? With the blowjob you're pleasuring him, when fucking he expects to be pleasuring you. I don't know, just guessing.
>>33599437Does that give you a boner or what?
the masculine urge to straight up smell like shit
>>33599451>>33599458I don't think I'm better than anyone lmao, not sure where you got that I'm kind of a retard, I just like that aspect of linguistics and learning how they evolved
>>33599477No, I have a boner for completely unrelated reasons.
the feminine urge to be mean to men
the feminine urge to hold your mug with both hands while sitting with your legs covered by at least 2 layers of blankets and, without fail, burn your tongue on the hot liquid contained within
the masculine urge to jerk my dingdong all day
The masculine urge to barely wipe my ass and just let it crust up as I go about the day
>>33599480Sure sure, I absolutely believe you.
>>33599475Why? Also she's not even fat.
The masculine urge to start slamming beers even though I have a fantasy football draft in 6 hrs
The masculine urge to post about my insecurities in /atoga/. (No Response)The feminine urge to post about my insecurities in /atoga/. (Dozen Responses)
the feminine urge to love and support you until you abandon me anyway
>>33599467>That you're watching characters played by actors go through shit??Sounds like a chore if I'm not allowed to identify with them.
>>33599460sorry, digital toys was a bad answer. i don't have a good lne for you. i like putting things together, i want to put together something grander than is supposed to be humanly possible.
the feminine urge to act oblivious when sitting on a guys lap and feel his boner press into you
the masuline urge to constantly look at yourself in the reflections of the windows in buildings you pass by while out and about
>>33599491This is the kind of shit that makes men so affected by NTR btw. If you stop self-inserting as random characters you'll stop feeling personally hurt when they get screwed over.
the masculine urge to think I'm better than you because of the books I read
the feminine urge to rub your marble smooth legs on each other under the blankets after you just exfoliated, shaved and moisturized them
Just ate a hearty meal?The feminine urge to purge...
the feminine urge to talk about things you haven't given even an ounce of thought only to be offended (and cry to your bf) when called out for your lack of introspection
the feminine urge to make you feel retarded
What do women find attractive about men?
the feminine urge to derail the thread because you feel like it
>>33599504Ha!
The masculine urge of reporting all these comments for being off topic.
>>33599497If I wanted to not have feels I wouldn't read fiction. And I don't read NTR.
>women do ___>b-but not all women99% of all conversations on /atoga/ are like this
the feminine urge to not tell your man that you're on your period before he eats you out so he ends up with a mouth full of blood
>have "problem">don't care>have no problem99% of women's issues are solved like this
>I can't breed >become breedable >I literally can't because I'm too weak all male problems boil down to this
women would you date a cut man that wishes he wasn't cut?
>>33599509ask statistical questions get statistical answers, tar baby.
>>33599514Men can't be breedable. Thats a woman thing
>tfw so breedable sluts beg me to take the condom off
>>33599517Is tar baby a creative way to call someone you know what? That goes in my repertoire.
>>33599518...you know it takes two to breed, right? breed is a synonym of 'procreate', not 'impregnate'. a stud can be bred. you can be bred, stud.
>>33599518breeding takes two breedable specimens, one male and one female i know this is very difficult for your little moid brain to comprehend but just try please
>>33599516Is he going to make it his entire personality? Because I've met people like that, and it's annoying as shit.
It's already 9pm, but I feel like eating some salami... should I?
The nonbianary urge to ask wtf is wrong with atoga today?!
>>33599527Obviously, he's already leading with that. He will also ask you to help him "restore hus foreskin" by sucking it into your mouth for hours every day.
>>33599279if she got abortions you best believe the took the pill too, and iuds cause bleeding it's also interesting you didn't suggest a fucking condom for the man who's complaining fuck you inbred
>>33599528Anon can have a little a salami.
>>33599527You already know the answer to that.
>>33599520You put mustard or relish on your weiner?
>>33599532she took*
>>33599533DANKE, MUTTER.
since there are very obviously no women ITTWhat is your favorite hotwheel and why is it the Porsche 930 one?
>>33599528Yeah, you can have thick slice or two.
>>33599528Don't get gout
>>33599532If she married a guy that just rapes her then obviously condoms aren't an option you dumbfuck. No bc is perfect but literally all of those options are way better than to keep getting abortions. Try using your brain next time before posting.
>>33599529What isn't wrong with atoga every day?
>>33599504i like men who are smart, loyal, hygienic.also i like their penisessue me
>>33599542he's not raping her you dumb mother fuckerkys
>>33599539We've already established that the best ever hot wheels is the pink gotta go.
the feminine urge to suffer a month long depressive episode caused by sending yourself down a spiral because your picture perfect boyfriend doesn't have the right star sign (an online horoscope said you were incompatible)
>>33599545>sue meOkay im calling my lawyers right now.
>>33599545And don't you have a bf already?
Post genderWhat are your childhood games?
>>33599548good point, what about the shopping cart consoomer?
>>33599539Don't ask me why, it just looks brutal somehow.
>>33599546If you define rape as fucking someone against their will then yes, he is. And even if he isn't, the two of them don't sound like they would be capable of using condoms. They need one of those one and done for the next five years solutions that eliminates the possibility for human error as much as possible.
>>33599531>>33599534I'm not even gonna bother responding. Clearly you fags already made up your headcanon about me
>>33599553my uncle would make me play funny games in his basement
>>33599548>We've already establishedWhen the fuck did we do that?
>>33599553MMario 64, Zelda Ocarina of Time, Sonic Adventure 2, Final Fantasy 7
>>33599553MLego star wars
>>33599559Huh? My answer was about him, not you.
>>33599542btw, you're dum as shit, bc eve, as you told me if he rapes her condoms aren't an option you're still blaming herif he's raping her AND doesnt want children he should wear a condom. And if he were raping her, then it's as dumb as you to tell her why don't you close your legs
>>33599514and then there's me
>>33599553M>A link to the past>Chrono Trigger>Final Fantasy 4>Wind Waker>Metroid Prime 2>Paper Mario: The Thousand Year door>Sonic Adventure Battle 2>Megaman battle network
>>33599553Zoomers don't know 'bout Zoombini pride.
>>33599555Yes, worthy contender. Let me counter you with the hot tub hot wheels.
>>33599557see >>33599569i hope you die a slow painful death, scum
>>33599540I took a few precut thin slices... and a tad of mayo.But I am sufficiently satisfied now.>>33599553MYour pic related.
>>33599567I am the asker of the question
>>33599550it's so over>>33599552I wish I did!
>>33599553
>>33599559>me We were talking about your mothers friend at work that had multiple abortions and her husband telling her to stop spreading her legs if she doesn't want more abortions. How low IQ are you expeactly?
>>33599514>all male problems boil down to thisNot mine.
the masculine urge to shed every ounce of depression and anxiety after seeing a single hopepilled "indomitable human spirit" webm.(only for it to be broken by women lazily ragebaiting on tiktok)
>>33599548I would shit on that thing's toilet.
>>33599562Last time we posted hot wheels. Lurk more.
>>33599575>precutFor shame.
Women really are dreadful by and large.
the feminine urge to seek attention from anonymous touch starved virgins they would never touch with a 10 foot pole
WTF why is there a storm outside?I never asked for this!
>>33599569Yeah, I blame her because >she married a rapist>she is staying with a rapist>instead of getting reliable bc she continues to let him rape her and gets abortions insteadShe's literally asking for it. It's probably her fetish or so.
>>33599591women are to blame for this, somehow?
>>33599586What, two years ago?
Euro Femanons.
>>33599593You're not that interesting.
>>33599589i do that and it's insanely based
>atoga thread has no women in it>thread quality drastically improveswhat did they mean by this?
>>33599202>chubbyI hate that fucking word..
>>33599533anon has a little salami?
>>33599594Yes. Women produced more carbon emissions, thus contribute more to climate change
>>33599593Younger than me, if the GameCube was your childhood.
the masculine urge to be racist to all your non white friends
>>33599595On august 4. to be precise.
>>33599544This is my happy place
>>33599579>I wish I did!Hard to believe. I'd offer myself, but it's not like it's going to go anywhere.
>>33599584Don’t be addicted to the internet/social media, and don’t worship Hollywood/Bollywood, musicias and/or athletes.
the feminine urge to cane a mans balls and cock until it draws blood
>>33599545You whore
>>33599612That's correct. Women are looking for IRL boyfriends. As an online-only e-boyfriend, you have nothing to offer.
why can't I have a ewhore gf?
>>33599615Evil
>>33599610What was I doing then? Probably playing Dave the Diver instead of lurking here.
>>33599553Diablo, Half-Life
>>33599603me too, i'm the OP. i feel like when people use that they're actually extremely fat/obese. I literally just mean like 20 pounds overweight max
>>33599408>why can't my bf keep an erection when we have sex, but he can get one when we makeout and when I blow himPerformance anxiety?
>>33599619you're not unhinged enough for that
>>33599587You just love acting all disappointed.>>33599594No.Weather forecast just said rain, not a whole ass storm.
the feminine urge to try peeing standing up so you don't feel inferior to men, only to pee all over yourself and during cleanup, having to come to the grim realization that the entire foundation for the feminist movement would collapse if the world found witnessed your blunder.
>>33599611Are you really non-binary? Mind if I ask a question or two about it?
>>33599615That's not very lady-like
why do women have affairs? I want to get married one day but that scares me
>>33599612>I'd offer myselfYou know literally nothing about me, what if you don't like me? What are you looking for in a woman/dealbreakers?
>>33598481Hey, you stole that from me!> Which I stole from Resident Evil Survivor, lmao
>>33599623Bro there's a remaster of the og on steam using the HL2 engine.It was like 3 bux and I am diggin it
>>33599626And most certainly not rich enough to compensate for everything else.
>>33599629Ask away
>>33599621shame on you, shame on your family, shame on your cows>>33599628you can just stand with your legs slightly apart or use your hand to pull up your labias to move the pee hole to the front*pees on you*
>>33599628why would you try that dumb-chan
the masculine urge to be extremely dissatisfied during sex unless bestowed with the knowledge that your cock is at exactly the maximum amount the girl you're with can physically handle before it becomes painful
>>33599637Black Mesa you mean? I already played it
>>33599620yes, but did it make you hard? >>33599630what? would you prefer a man to do that to you?
>>33599638She would be the rich enough for both of us, that is how ewhores work
>>33599627>You just love acting all disappointed.No, I love acting snobby and elitist. But really, precut slices are only good for sandwich topping. They don't satisfy that late snack craving.
>>33599639do you have a pp or a hooha?
>>33599643Explain why Femcels are racist then about it?ZING!
>>33599529you. i know you. i hope you are doing well.
State genderhow often do you post targeted questions to get replies from specific anons?And why is it always me?
>>33599643do men really think like this?
>>33599645>what? would you prefer a man to do that to you?When I played football it happened on its own. I didn't like it all the same
>>33599643>oh anon, two fingers feels uncomfortable>idk if it will fit>ok, but go slow and stop when I say stop >STOP>omgomgomgomgomg>okokokok, deep breaths >owowowowowowooww>*moans* men are so easy
>>33599628I sit down to pee so I won't feel inferior to women by stinking up the floor.
>>33599653ye
>>33599652MNeverOccasionally I post questions so I can answer them myself though
>>33599647>>You just love acting all disappointed.>No, I love acting snobby and elitist.Mhm, issa same.
Post you're ideal type
>>33599654lameboringweak
>>33599661JarJar?
>>33599553Nintendorks are hella lame.Anyways, Medal of Honor: Allied Assault and Command and Conquer Red Alert 1
>>33599652>genderblack>whyidk>have you died yetmaybe, how would I know retard?>why not ketchup AND mayobecause I'm not black>niggas be lackin out hereok...>ahhhhhh sexxxxxx sexxxxxx wowzano comment
>>33599663nah I dont wanna dox her
>>33599633I offer myself because I think that at least I fit the things you said. And based on what you ask, you seem a decent person.I don't have many dealbreakers, don't be obese, don't cheat, don't disrespect or put me down in front of others... Besides that I don't have much preferences about personality or hobbies, as long as you can like me and respect me.
>>33599652fI've done it at least twice today at least
>>33599663>Post you're ideal typeEvelyn Claire
>>33599652I'm actually hiding from Specific Anon until I finish reading the book I'm reading. Goodbye.
>>33599663>Post you're ideal type
>>33599653NTA but yeah, it's not unfounded
>>33599639What does it even mean to be non-binary. Is it some kind of mental disorder? Or have you just decided that gender norms are boring?It's difficult for me to get a grip on.
>>33599648eunuch
>>33599669WHAT
>>33599664I don't see how smashing my balls makes me strong
>>33599651KEK how do you know you know me?
>>33599665This one goes out to you>>>/wsg/5963403
>>33599670>obesei am not obese but I am overweight. Also I'm tall which a lot of men are put off by, I'm also open and willing if you are, but I have a feeling you're probably across the world from me x_x (i'm in the US)
>>33599663big white cock
>>33599663PicrelBut I guess if you want a face person… probably Elizabeth Olsen or a mature babe like Rebecca Ferguson.
>>33599663
>>33599684hot
>>33599652It seems that every anon I talk with somehow ends up being either QT or JH. JH is the only one I've ever targeted.
>>33599673>hiding from Specific Anon>hiding from SAuh
>>33599676i disregard every number 0 or 1they simply do not exsist in my reality
Id like a boyfriend
>>33599680resilienceendurancepain tolerancefinding pleasure in sufferingconfidence in what you can deal with adaptation must I go on or will you bend over already?
>>33599652I miss Swiss.
>>33599653Seems accurate to me.
>>33599663I love girls with dorky interests, sweet and shy, who dress primarily for comfort but like looking cute too, I like ponytails with bangs, I don't care if she's not conventionally attractive
>>33599679WAHT
>>33599694Hey bby wanna hookup
>>33599688JH is unironically the best because she'll actually have a complete conversation with you.Too many other posters are liable to bail on you right in the middle of a
>>33599680Like... in the car door?
>>33599700No i want a boyfriend
>>33599687yes, very
>>33599686>>33599687>>33599684Ghey, corn fed hands.We need Blue Valkyrie to kill you all off :)
>>33599694>Id like a boyfriendCertainly, madam! We have them in all sizes and colours. What did you have in mind?
>>33599661Not at all, you philistine.
>>33599701JH always bails on me, I think I make her uncomfortable. Which is fair.
Girls, I watch pro wrestling at least five nights a week. If I miss an episode, I will catch up later. It makes me very happy, and it's my favorite form of entertainment. Would this be an issue for you?
>>33599707White boy 5’10
how rare are women who actually like sucking penis?
>>33599706silence manlet dicklet
>>33599694Why are u ghey?
>>33599686some dick sucking lips
>>33599663Make her hair curly, and maybe cut her nails and remove the tattoos, and she would probably be it.
>>33599663The (I’m assuming) gorgeous Vietnamese woman I saw when getting banh mi
>>33599652MI stop myself before doing that.But when I want to talk to somebody specific, I just straight up write "Is X anon here?", much easier than being some elusive, indirect dick.>>33599696Literally posting right now.
>>33599663a girl that drew things like this when she was a kid and is not ashamed by it even a little bit.sadly this demographic does not actually exist, but a man can dream
>>33599712no idea, I never tried to make a girl suck my dick enthusiastically but then again I also don't have a dick
>>33599663my boyfriend has my body, but my heart will forever be this man's property to take at his discretion
>>33599683Yeah, we're across the world, and in any case it wasn't going to go anywhere. But I don't mind tall girls, I kind of like them. And bit overweight is not too bad, I'm usually dancing between ideal weight and overweight. But hey, wanting someone smart, loyal and hygienic is great. Hope you find someone like that soon.
>>33599711not 6'7" ?
>>33599663Skinny chinese girl, default skin please
>>33599713Lmaooo, btfo ;)
>>33599695>must I go onPlease go on
>>33599721You mean like Christine Weston Chandler?
>>33599703I promise to be one after we sleep
>>33599694Aren't you going to look at me with disdain like the others? Then I may consider it.
>>33599688I hate when qt replies to me.I'm so glad he has been barely around recently, the thread is actually bearable, unless the incels are having a pissfest again.
>>33599681lets call it otherworldly intuition. middle eastern?
>>33599728Stfu, cornball.
>>33599692That sounds very inconvenient.
>>33599724moidiest moid hands ever
>>33599712Femanons itt constantly horny post about sucking cocks so I assume it's pretty common
>>33599441He the leader of the bunch, you know him well!
>>33599724why are women like this?
>>33599719Fuck you, spammer.
>>33599701>JH is unironically the best because she'll actually have a complete conversation with you.True.
>>33599731i said a girl...and also hopefully a little less menacing lmao
>>33599712If it's not too big
>>33599708
>>33599711if you’re asian you just won yourself a 6’5 white boy
>>33599730you get to feel like you have been washed clean from all your sinsplus your cock will tingle and sting for days after, reminding you of your transformative catharsis really, it's the best thing you can do for your mental health
>>33599724bleak
>>33599738What does that mean?
>>33599592see >>33599574
>>33599751why do you keep mentioning you're 6'5 as if it holds any value? I constantly recognize you because you mention you're 6'5, clearly it's not enough for the lack of everything else you have going on
>>33599751Good thing you’ll be dead soon.
>>33599747omg... did you just misgender her???
Girls, do you like Bojangles? How about Culver's?
>>33599671>I've done it at least twice today at leastI thought this was a masturbation question at first.
>>33599751You're not a catch.
I'm going to have to assume this >>33599701 is JH, and this >>33599735 is qt.
>>33599754will you just let it go you fucking mixed chestnut? fuck
>>33599756Insecure, perpetual cancer skinners.
it's crazy how perhaps our greatest achievement as a society was psy-op'ing women into thinking that sucking dick is something they actually enjoy
>>33599737sure, you could say that. i do have blonde highlights
>>33599761meant to say today alone but you know
>>33599684Yay!
>>33599763You're incredibly fucking stupid and I am very offended.
>>33599764Ok, I still don't understand though. Are you chinese? do you hate the chinese? do you just hate me?
>>33599739I can't help it. I was born this way
>>33599766agreed, dicksucking is awful. isn't it a newer thing anyway?
>>33599756manlet meltyive mentioned that i play MTG, StarCraft 2, watch anime, and my occupation as a clinical lab scientist and medical school dropout. pay more attention i guess?
>>33599766if I was psyoped to love sucking cock then I never want to be de-psyoped ever again, thank you very much
>>33599663Sydney Sweeney or Kate Beckinsale.
>>33599752You seem to know your stuff I'll give you that
>>33599749
>>33599724Isn't it the other way around?
Girls, if you were walking down the street and saw an Indian man, would you go out of your way to avoid him?
>>33599709I can't get any anon to reply to me more than once :(
>>33599766(says the man who never eats pussy)
>>33599773You suck dick cheese.
>>33599778i'm a woman actually, you are just extremely unappealing to me and you keep identifying yourself through your posts as if you're someone desirable but clearly you're not. No amount of height will make you likable
>>33599778are you the guy that went to korea to become a sc2 pro?
>>33599759no!!!!! i am just speaking my truth and my truth is that christian weston chandler, who got his who was given his name by the bear at regency square shopping mall during christmas of december 1992 is a boy (the stinky kind!)
>>33599676>What does it even mean to be non-binary(NTA) You understand that gender is something that is entirely distinct from sex? If your gender and sex happen to coincide then you're cis-gendered; if they're opposed then you're trans-gendered. Sex, most of the time is a binary: there are people who are neither biologically male nor biologically female, but they're relatively unusual; most people are one or the other. However, once you realise that gender is not necessarily tied to biological sex, it's not hard to understand that gender does not necessarily have to be as binary as sex is: someone's gender may not necessarily fit neatly into either male or female categories. Hence, non-binary.
>>33599778>play nerdshit and watch nerdshitI too breathe air, drink water, and post on 4chan.
>>33599724Hayden Christensen?
the feminine urge to be disappointed after realize that the men you daydream about will never talk to you and instead having to deal with being awkwardly love-bombed by some mid guy that all your friends and family will tell you is way below your league.
>>33599784No, probably not.
>>33599779You're a champ
>>33599797Sorry babe :/
>>33599772JH not getting the joke as usual.
>>33599789I have never done that
>>33599781less yapping more presenting
women is it true the real dicks are better that dildos?
>>33599778Ohhh you're the one who was trying to get that desperate femanon's attention last night
>>33599801
>>33599788tf are you talking about, I love eating pussy
>>33599784Indian as in Curry?Or Tomahawk?Indian Men (Brown) are ^_^
>>33599801That was obviously Glup Shitto Anon, how are you THIS BAD at tracking namefags?
>>33599751I’m white why would i ever want a white boy who prefers Asians
>>33599792but anon, only trannies draw like that
>>33599804no? Who told you that?
>>33599756>why do you keep mentioning you're 6'5 as if it holds any value?That's probably the guy equivalent of having huge tits.
>>33599804100% >>33599799I could use some more training subjects
>>33599767and lets say you went to school for drawling?
Why did women start a meme about men not wanting to eat pussy?
>>33599807Jersey Shore onna Friday
>>33599711>White boy 5’10Ah, madam clearly doesn't quite understand - there are a number of other measurements we'll be needing....
>>33599798Would you… date him?
>>33599793>understand that gender is something that is entirely distinct from sexFine, I'll accept that premise for the sake of argument.>someone's gender may not necessarily fit neatly into either male or female categoriesSo a normal fucking person?
>>33599817well, not everyone likes or only cares about big boobs
>>33599820why does she have to be a horse(?) girl
>>33599820we hoped it would catch on
>>33599790what would make me more “likable”? the nature of posting on here is to kind of be a blunt asshole too, so you’d maybe find me more likable if i was genuinely posting>>33599791i considered it when i was a high grandmaster but i never did it. the scene was in a bad spot at the time
>>33599808oooh thats nice. i have never had mine ate
>>33599817The best huge titters ITT don't talk about their huge tits, you only know they exist by sensing their aura.
>>33599793>You understand that gender is something that is entirely distinct from sex?This was made up by John Money so that he could rape kids.
>>33599811Kill yourself, ESL spammer.
Chat, is this rizz?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0gNXRelMi90
>>33599814trannies didn't exist back when kids drew that on mspaint, beleive it or not. i don't want someone that draws like that NOW also sorry if that wasnt clear lol
>>33599832Why am I ESL
>>33599819maybe, but you and I went to different schools kek
>>33599830How do I learn to do this?
>>33599828If you feel the need to defend how you post, then that is your genuine self in your posts.
>>33599789I won't mention it again, ok? I didn't know it was your trigger
>>33599826Because it's cute>>33599827I get it but why, is men eating you out a turn off?
>>33599807>>33599810qt
I've come to realize that women will instinctively try to infantilize and feminize the men in their lives and get mad when they don't let them, but the ones that resist it the most are the ones that they are most attracted to and vice versa.The "I put makeup on my boyfriend for shits and giggles" and "I want him to cry in front of me" to pegging being the exclusive sex act performed in the relationship pipeline is very real.
>>33599712>how rare are women who actually like sucking penis?In my experience, it's a continuum. Many women don't mind it; some enjoy it; a few really enjoy it; and one or two outliers regard it as their favourite thing ever and even prefer it to PIV. My gf is in the last category, and you can't have her.
>>33599835He's coping
>>33599836i never went to school. i could be wrong, i might have misidentified you, my sentiment is the same either way
>>33599834ok, good luck
>>33599805was i? i dont remember my posts here and i don’t remember posting yesterday.. maybe it was someone else
>>33599837I cannot tell you because I cannot run the risk of revealing such secrets to Boob Autist.
>>33599779hope he picks you sis
>>33599828for one, not making yourself identifiable on an ANONYMOUS image board by constantly pointing out how you're 6'5 every fucking thread. I'm tired of you
>>33599842I agree in spirit, but I'd use the word "domesticate" instead of "feminize"
>>33599823I have had a couple brown boyfriends.
>>33599838ill agree to disagree
>>33599842you are a bit dumb I want a man that lets me treat him like a little girl but that can also rape me a little every now and then it's all about balance and not getting stuck in one role
>>33599663I suppose if you ask me to charlie post.
>>33599847i do not need luck, only a time and place to engineer.
>>33599850shut up tranny
>>33599829skill issue i guess, my gf unironically stopped wearing panties when she comes over
GenderMr. Satan is holding a gun to your head and demands you pick an anon from /atoga/ to sleep with, just once. Who do you pick?
>>33599851seething? checkcoping? checkshort and angry? checkgrow up.
>>33599849I am not him. Come on, only one hint.
>>33599855thats hot
>>33599855>I want a man that lets me treat him like a little girlWhat do you mean by that?
>>33599779I didn't know atoga foids were such pickmes holy shit
>>33599861fcan't say that, it's a secret
>>33599861mmy thread crush :D the anti-crush pills didn't work, so now i'm stuck eith a dick that just won't quit
>>33599861That femanon who loves sucking cocks
>>33599842>>33599852Thier goal is to take your couch with 2 pillows for your 2 heads and see how many they can put on it before you finally put your foot down.Like do we really need 30+ pillows wtf.I get home from work and I start tossing pillows on the ground so I can finally sit and watch tv and by the time I remove enough to sit, its time to start putting them back on so I can go to bed without a fight about leaving pillows on the floor.
>>33599867wow, sure has lots of trannies itt today did some discord server get nuked?
>>33599851i understand you’re frustration because you cant be as perfect as me and youll never have someone as perfect as me but im earnestly asking what you think would make me more likable
>>33599862yawnyou don't know my height because I don't announce it every thread. stay single loser
>>33599856l-l-like a lovebomb?
>>33599868>>33599869You're anonymous, just tell us who, PUSSIES.
>>33599824>So a normal fucking person?No. For starters, do you feel like a man, or like a woman? Let's guess that you might be cis-male: if someone refers to you as "him" does that feel correct to you? Or if someone refers to you as "her", does that feel wrong, and like it's not appropriate for you? If someone is non-binary then neither of those labels feels correct; neither of them really makes sense, in terms of who you feel you are
>>33599861I would rather subject myself to whatever hell has in store for me than to ever sleep with a w*man from /at*ga/
>>33599861MWhatever, none of them really like me.
WomenHave you ever felt sexual attraction to little boys?
>>33599873you're perfect already in your own words, figure it out narc
>>33599861Mmyao
>>33599860Maybe I should try this
>>33599861MKittenposterI don't even like her but I want her to get laid already so she can stop whining
>>33599876well, i don't actually know anything about them or i'd call them out to come play itt with me
>>33599810>Glup Shitto AnonThe WHAT now??>>33599842Your fetish posting has become tiresome.
>>33599871Based anon. Healthy relationships are all about protecting personal boundaries
>>33599861>Mr. Satan is holding a gun to your head and demands you pick an anon from /atoga/ to sleep with, just once. Who do you pick?M. I met my gf on here, so that's an easy choice.
>>33599853Are you.. European (White) or “Rani”?
>omggg I'm so not like other girls>see I for one LOVE sucking cock haha>yup, I also like watching football and crypto>Yeah, I guess women are just too much drama for me lol, I'd rather hang out with the boys haha
>>33599861Swisschan (Fem).Only if she wants me… (doubt it).
>>33599861MI'd close my eyes, say "nothing porschenel kid, but you aren't real" and then satan wasn't there anymore.After that I'd keep waiting for my femanon to come back.
>>33599880Yuck! what the fuck? gtfo
>>33599866no clue, idk where I was really going with that got any ideas?
>>33599889>RaniThe blue bitch from Elden Ring...?
>>33599851Agreed.The problem with ATOGA is these perpetuals make it some sort of soc.
>>33599861jh next question
>>33599861Male.Go ahead and shoot me. Better to die with a clean conscience rather than take away a woman's consent.(She would never consent to sleep with me. Don't even bother mind controlling her to want to sleep with me, that's also sex without informed consent.)
>>33599895I have man-sized diapers?
>>33599889half and half
the feminine urge to make statutory rape look hot
girls, i know you can give me the most weaponized advice so i have to ask you gals.so i met this girl at the school i attend, we talked, then we've been talking over discord for a month now. she left already and moved states and still talks to me.i asked my brother, his advice has never been wrong, and he says she's in love. problem is we're so far apart. i really like her too. how can i date her, if shes multiple states away? or should i just retain her as a friend i talk to often?shes not 'conventionally' attractive but idgaf, im not the manwhore type otherwise id just fuck hookers since i make so much off investments every month, i just straight up love our interactions.
>>33599880Uh, no? The fuck.
>>33599861Cat Poster the Elder :3
>>33599804>women is it true the real dicks are better that dildos?Assuming they're attached to the right person, yeah.
>>33599891Do you live in my brain?
>>33599880MI like your picrel. She is femcel?
>>33599881but im asking for your opinion dipshit. for someone who bitches about how i describe myself on here, you dont do a great job elaborating on your posts either
>>33599903didn't read, but if had to guess I would probably say no
>>33599861M. Femanon who gives backhanded insults.
>>33599899In this made up scenario she would. So who is it kimosabi
>>33599891wtf are you on about? sucking dick is lots of fun stop projecting your asexuality on others
>>33599900Going to need a warehouse full of them to supply the man children itt
>>33599874every post you write announces it, trust me lmfao
>>33597690>M or FMale >Do you prefer new or old video games?I prefer *good* video games. It doesn't matter if it's Chronotrigger, Disco Elysium, or whatever just came out that I don't care about yet.>>33599363>I'm still not going to randomly hate contextless pics of black people with an arm chopped off, not even if you put a sexy night elf on topAh.Thank you. I was wondering what the point was.
>>33599861MLondon has a nice fuckable body.
>>33599901What!? That makes no biological sense…>>33599896It means… more than Senior Amulet.
for most normal/average women, is deepthroating too degenerate of an act?
>>33599915How about you and me have some fun iykwim
>>33599916not funny. incels don't choose to be that way, just like the trans gendered and black criminals
>>33599875He can lovebomb me.
>>33599912yeah seems like it right? just retain as a friend?actually i find her very attractive i just know that she probably doesn't fit the conventionally attractive stereotype.
>>33599903I ain't reading all that lil bro>>33599915haha yeah girlie, totally. I was totally going to go to cheer practice, but I'd rather just play Halo with the boys, you understand, right?Ugh, I just can't stand how catty other women are, not like men (whose dicks I just LOVE to suck).
>>33599921London is a dude…Wtf!
>>33599891>>see I for one LOVE sucking cock hahaBIG turn-on.>>yup, I also like watching football and cryptoMassive red flag.
>>33599903Just try it. Either you can make it work or you don't. You'll make some nice memories and maybe learn a thing or two about yourself or relationships. This is one of those fuck around and find out situations.
>>33599701I just give a (You) when I get one, assuming there's any conversation left to be had. I don't think that's unique.>>33599709What sorts of conversations are we having? Because if you're just saying you want to fuck me, you're not giving me anything to work with for a conversation.
>>33599917what does that even mean retard
>>33599861MNo femanon would choose me so it doesn’t matter
>>33599928do you need me to use chatgpt to summarize it dude i swear to god its not even that long
>>33599929Are you a newfag?
>>33599370Yep. Women like my body. I have the exact body type I'm into, too. I just have too much hair.
>>33599922>no biological senseLeft half of me is rani, right half is euro. Duh
>>33599903just go for it you obviously want to, stop holding back (women's biggest ick).NAG btw
>>33599926He is a Left wing king, he won’t date your racist bum, LELZ.> cope, Bertha, cope
>>33599877But all those thing are tied to sex. By your premise to disconnect gender from sex then everyone is just a person.
as cringe as anon is, he's right. Women who enjoy sucking dick engage in the same performative faggotry as male feminists that will go to coffee shops and read feminist literature while sitting with their legs crossed.We all know what you're doing.
>>33599861FI think I like the one who keeps posting about his old game collection, it's cute
>>33599925I was just being facicious. Every maleanon here is smart and independent.
>>33599933hopefully you aren't short on time so you can stew on it a little while ;-)
>>33599370>Men, be honest, would YOU want to have sex with you?Nah. I haven't been a passing transvestite since probably university.>Do you think you look good naked?I mean, for a man, yeah? I don't think men are attractive but I think I look good enough. But I like pale skin.>Do you think women look at you and think to themselves "wow, what a catch"?Meh. Some maybe. Certainly not all. Definitely not the younger ones.>If not, then stfu and stop talking to us, preferably forever.Rude. Just for that, you're not getting my recipe for chicken and rice cheese bake.
>>33599897Thank you for noticing and agreeing with me, I love you anon!
>>33599935learn how to tldr, I'm not trynna read your life story gramps
>>33599891>>33599915Yeah I don't get women that are all "sucking dick is a chore" unless you just hate your man or the dick is too big. Making him make faces is the best.
>>33599947i'm tall you retard
>>33599944Whats there not to like about sucking cock? You get to feel in real time how you give someone pleasure. How dead inside are you? Oh wait, is wanting to give a man pleasure the issue? Damn you people have problems...
>>33599903In my experience, LDRs never work in the long term. If there's a decent chance the two of you might end up living close together again in the foreseeable future, then go for it. But otherwise it's probably not worth it.
>>33599938Damn…. That’s Hot.Half and Half sizzling.Anyways, do you want Indian babies?Last question, I promise, Priya.
>>33599952ah, so that explains it
>>33599944Is it ghey if my girlfriend really enjoys sucking on my weiner? (Assuming ghey guys actually do enjoy it)
>>33599932>What sorts of conversations are we having?I was kidding. The conversation just peters out and I happen to be the last to reply, to anyone, most times.
>>33599940
>>33599820This drives men so horny it's insane, how are girls ITT even single? You don't have the disadvantage of furry hair or tail
>>33599955Yes, indian babies would be pretty. Since I am half, they would have a beautiful complexion and long curly hair.
>>33599956>when I guess right, it's because I'm always right>when I guess wrong, it's still because I'm always rightUm.
>>33599961Julian pls
>>33599945YAH WAH HoOooO!> yikes, Femcels.
>>33599895Overall that seems contradictory. I knew a guy who was very affectionate and soft and liked to cuddle with girls but that was all he was. He had neither energy nor desire to rape anyone
All my niggas goons, yea we finna goon
Why is the "Please wait a while before making a post" coming up every time I try to post?
>>33599959Oh. Well you got me worried that I missed (You)s for nothing. There are many times I just get busy and don't come back to a conversation before the thread is dead. That's why I tend to respond to as many posts as possible in one post. I get that mass replying is annoying, though.
>>33599965>this is how men act and then complain about not having a gf
>>33599965Um
>>33599914>kimosabiStop spamming that word.
>>33599970Shhh, he's Mariomaxxing.
>>33599968You are on Palantir’s watchlist now.
>>33599960Hahaha.Charlie is like “nah, son. Im good”. I already spoke to him.
>>33599966skill issue I only like men that have huge range
>>33599370No
Women, why won't you look me in the eyes?
>>33599968Please wait a while before making a post.
>>33599951>Making him make faces is the best.the vast majority do that so that the woman they're with doesn't get insecure about her skills.>>33599953women don't like men nor do they give a shit about their feelings, get with the times.
>>33599974Nta but palantir is such a hot name. It makes me want to get fucked by it.
>>33599969Sorry for the distress. Nah, our last talk was over a week ago. Talked about Sonic 3 and being anon.
>>33599962Damn… if only more Femanons were cool like you.Thanks, and have a good day.
What if I don't like getting my dick sucked or touched, but will make you astral project from eating you out?Checkmate
>>33599980>it's a seething incel thats mad nobody wants to suck his penisit all makes sense now
>>33599981>be more evil to get pussyNoted.
>>33599720The Fem Swiss, not you… you… imposter!
>>33599984YO THIS ANON IS TRYING TO BAIT THE OTHER ANON INTO EXCHANGING CONTACTS! WILL IT WORK?
>>33599985Then everything will stay the same as it is now.
>>33599985Disgusting beta
>>33599985pass, immediately pass
>>33599988I didn't say I was her, idiot.
I think I liked things better before when it actually took skill to make art.
>>33599985As a wise man once said>THAT'S GAY!!!! THAT MAKES YOU GAY!!!!
>>33599988anon was saying that she's posting rn, not that it's him
>>33599991I don't like being submissive>>33599993why?
>>33599969Yeah, not them but I got a question. Have you beaten the third boss yet?
>>33599968You have to do it if you are in multiple threads, across multiple boards.They are tracking you hard, ever since the great hack.
>>33599985Ooo interesting. You have peaked my curiosity and I would like to try
women would you date a man that likes cutesy romance stuff, and also sex?
>>33599996it still does, what are you talking about?
>>33599968filthy phone posting over data
>>33599999>I don't like being submissiveYour framing is fucked up. Eating pussy is the ultimate submission
>>33600003no, honestly that just feels way too forced and try hard or what kind of things do you have in mind?
>>33599970>>33599971Fems shame Men for having hobbies.Then get mad they don’t get included.It’s only acceptable if Chad, Tyrone, Abdullah, Satwinder or Pedro likes Vidya or other “nerd” shit.Sisterhood in shambles! Tee Hee!
>>33600006How? She's literally at my mercy.
>>33600003YES
>>33600010thank god you will never reproduce, lol
foids, if your bf/husband tinkered with making a coherent AI...would you be nice to her?
>>33600010You make no sense
>>33599973Megamushrooming?
>>33599973Bretty gud.
>>33600012>>33600003The more I think about this, the more i want it. 10/10 perf relationship
>>33600014You mean conscious? And yeah, sure, why wouldn't I? She'd basically be like his daughter, right? RIGHT?
>>33599965>>33599973SMW anon?
>>33600011>How?Because the act is all about her pleasure and not yours. I doubt pussy is that tasty, though maybe to you it is
>>33599985I fantasize about this.Husband material fr fr
>>33599989Nah, im too low IQ to think of that.Plus, Femanons here are racist.
>>33599985Interesting. Never had that before.
Have you ever seen atoganons post on other boards?
>>33600014I am too jealous
>>33600019stop samefagging cringelord
femanons, thoughts on men that make a lot of precum
I wish women weren't so cute and their skin wasn't so soft
>>33600026Some Anons in /atoga/ I knew from other boards before I knew them in /atoga/.
>>33600026yes>>33600029getting aroused by wetness is a male thingwhat gets me going is hardness
>>33600008nta but we'd go to a grocery store to get snacks and then have a picnic in a big park and watch the ducks
>>33599998Oh… thx for clarification.>>33599995Why are you spamming?
>>33600020you actually do get it!>>33600027sad!
>>33600028Shove it up your dickhole
>>33600033you watch too much anime, thats just normal couples activities
>>33600030I recently realized that cuteness is a defense mechanism, it's actually a defensive weapon
>>33600022Yeah, and I'm in control of it. I can make it so she won't be able to form coherent sentences or walk in a straight line if I wanted to.
>>33599942>By your premise to disconnect gender from sex then everyone is just a person.I've been looking at that sentence for half a minute now, and feeling like you just said "But OBVIOUSLY 2+2 is 5, why are you claiming it's not?" It's hard to know quite where to start with a question like that. All right, let's think about something like sexual orientation. Someone like yourself might perhaps imagine that everyone in the world is straight, and that not being straight isn't a thing that exists: in your mind, men are attracted to women, and vice versa, and it's that simple. So we sit you down for a bit, and explain how sexual orientation works, and that the kind of person you're attracted to is not necessarily always linked to your physical body - sometimes men like men and women like women. So you finally get your head round that idea, and then you say "but if, as you say, sexual preference is something that isn't tied to your physical body, then that means there's no such thing as sexual preference and everyone is just attracted to people; so why are you inventing pointless terms 'gay', 'straight' or 'bi'?" That's the level of understanding you have now reached regarding gender identity. In fact those labels for orientation are useful, because it's (sometimes) useful to classify people as "most typical orientation" (straight), "opposite orientation" (gay) and "something that doesn't comfortably fit into either of those binary categories" (bi or queer).Gender identity is a far more profound, complex phenomenon than sexual orientation but, in the same way, it is sometimes useful to have words for classifying it.
>>33600003Yes, I want to do cutesty romance stuff with him. And sex.
>>33599972Twice isn't spamming
>>33600038No, Anon, I'm special for liking these things. Please believe me, I'm special!
>>33600042you are so creepy
the masculine urge to...not get your dick licked?
>>33600013I did with your mother.I should have convinced her to abort you ;)But im pragmatic.
>>33599861>an anon from /atoga/ to sleep with, just once.Depends on if he'd count a previous lover and let me slide. Probably not as it'd violate the "just once" clause.If I can't get out of it that way, yeah, I've already said who it'd be. I can't go back to Neuro. She's got a man.
>>33600026Yeah, MKG in a How to get women thread a while ago.
>>33600047The masculine urge to watch the fucking movie.Babe, get your head away from my crotch, you're missing all the good parts of the movie.
>>33600033>we'd go to a grocery storeThat's something most people once or twice a week.
>>33600040What I never understood about pussylickers is why you don't just use your fingers in rubber gloves, or better, your dick?Sticking your head in the crotch looks so undignifying to me
the feminine urge to become a chad widow at the ripe age of 20 after thinking he would call you back and regularly visiting the grave of your lost one (his instagram account) to mourn your loss and get things off your chest (spam his dms)
>>33600015Take your grippysocks off.It will give you mental and physical clarity.
>>33600049I thought she ghosted her husband and is fucking one of her "friends" now?
>>33600029Good, there will be the least amount of fricton because I'm supersoaked
>>33599982When is Sonic 4 coming out?
>>33600041>"But OBVIOUSLY 2+2 is 5, why are you claiming it's not?"Funny, that's how I feel about this whole post.
>>33600055is this what incels fantasize about before falling asleep?
>>33600054(NTA) Would you prefer to kiss someone through a rubber sheet?
>it's another "gender and sexuality are real things that exist, trust me" discussionyawn
>>33600059Do you want to be his baby momma?
>>33600051Anon said other boards, not threads.
>>33600054fuck are you on about? I like pussy. I like to put my dick in it, I like fingering it and I like eating it.It activates neurons, there really isn't much more to it than that.
>>33599893>I'd close my eyes, say "nothing porschenel kid, but you aren't real" and then satan wasn't there anymore.Sometimes titles matter, anon.
>>33600000Nice 0's. And no, not yet. I actually started playing Balatro and Loop Hero more in my down time instead.
>>33600059Do you think he would look hot in diapers?
>>33600064You dont have to use gloves but to me it seems cooler that way
>>33600058The husband saga was great entertainment to watch.When they were together, MKG was all like>I'm really happy for her, he's totally a great guy, I know they'll be very happy together.then as soon as it was over he was all like>I'm really happy for her, I always knew he was bad news, I always knew it wasn't meant to be.>btw I'm really happy for her with her new replacement, he's totally a great guy, I know they'll be very happy together.
>>33600046Yep :)
>>33600066You think sexuality doesn't exist?
>>33600060Slated for March 19, 2027.
>>33600066looks like little baby anon is tired. Don't worry, we're having adult conversations anyway, you wouldn't get it, now go upstairs and off to bed with you
>>33600066Are you pansexual?
>>33600069Why do you like eating it if you cum in there? It's gross
>>33600075not in a hot way
>>33600058That friend is a man.
>>33600083Nice non answer. Obviously it's a man.
>>33600026The other way around.I don't really go on other boards anymore, but I recognized an incel and two femanons I have seen ok /r9k/ before.
>>33600066You don't have to involve yourself in every conversation, Anon.
>>33600071It's not available on mobile, but I wish you'd try Inscryption next time it goes on sale (or try the free demo now). It's more cards, but two thirds of the game have creepy horror movie vibes. Maybe Leshy can be your new horror crush.
>>33600066Femanons should date Curry Thunder.
>>33600081>if you cum in there?and? How is that gross to you? Also, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but pee also comes out of there...
>>33600079Not that anon, but I actually do feel like a tired cranky little baby right now. I should probably try to get some sleep.
>>33600090Is it the same sort of game? I forget.I can't do anything reflex-based.
>>33600071Play super, duper, extreme, mega, ultra, Mario Castle Redux 30, please :)
>>33600081NTA but I have no compunctions about eating my own cum, why would that bother me
>>33600092>but pee also comes out of there...My point exactly
How will fat and balding anon ever recover from this??
>mfw no woman will ever look at me like that because I'm not 6'4 and have a meme jawline and hunter eyeswhat is even the point anymore?
>>33600095what in the reddit
>>33600098Who
>>33600098I hate that smug, prick so much.another nostalgic bait e-slag.
>>33600098I don't understand any of the nonsense, so nothing to recover from.
>>33600096>pussylicker is also a cumeaterMakes sense I guess
What the fuck are "hunter eyes"?
What is hunter eyes? With pictures if possible
>>33600099You can always go for the Down syndrome girlies.
>>33600094No reflexes, only cards. Two thirds horror, one third meta.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRlnP67TAf4
>>33600099There is no point. There never was. You're free.
>>33600099friendly reminder that if women don't look at you like that they are repulsed by you
>>33600099Femanons “it’s not true! That’s impossible!”.Facts, baby, facts. And reality.
>>33600112Wtf are you on about? Femanons don't say shit like that.
>>33600106>>33600107hunter eyes vs prey eyes
>>33600077NTA but do you think Robotnik will be back??
>>33600095Is this a meme?>>33600109I have no idea what I just watched.
>>33600106>>33600107
>>33600059His nipples are even bigger than mine. Confidence restore.
Femanons who do you think is more attractive on picrel? >>33600116
>>33600116>I have hunter eyesyay!
>>33600111Thanks for the reminder friend
>>33600108NTA but it's actually kind of cool that Down's Syndrome people are able to live to that age now. 80 years ago they weren't expected to live past the age of 12. Even 40 years ago they typically didn't make it past their mid 20s.
women, let me guess, you prefer the one on the right.*sigh*, so predictable
>>33600116It is fucked up calling hugh grant prey eyes
>>33600116It gets deeper.
>>33600121I like the right more but acknowledge it's a shitty photoshop
>>33600117Who else is going to be the big bad?Kiryu from Yakuza? Lol
>>33600099This gif ruined a generation of men, myself included. I can’t have this but I refuse for anything less. It’s over.
>>33600116>>33600119Can't you just squint and have the same effect?
>>33600128Was this meme made by albanians?
>>33600125How dare you insult Big Boss!I’ll knife you in the testicles.
>>33600118You are trapped in a cabin in the woods. You are forced to play cards depicting animals of the woods. The cards are alive. More happens after that.It's not like watching a trailer is going to tell you everything. How much could you tell me about Slay the Spire from this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SZUtyYSOjQ
>>33600119Ben was anything bug prey with how much shit that psychopath did.
>>33600117Probably. Jim seems to love the role.>>33600130It'd be awkward, but maybe Metal alone could carry.
you're either a hunter or prey, which is it moids?
Hello. Hi.I'm a 2019 Guy
are there neutral eyes? I think mine are neutral
>>33600130>YakuzaWhile traveling abroad I mistook the words for jaccuzi and yakuza.Long story short, I ended up in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
>>33600133https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6iMajtSvZQMe included.
>>33600125The PS2 was such a weak console, leave it to a moid to think something barely above the Dreamcast actually looks good
>>33600142Hunter with the eyes of prey
The incel phrenology experts have awakened, thread is officially in the ultrashitter.
>>33600142Clearly I'm neither. Not a hunter, but ain't nobody preying on me.
>>33600141I was just messing.Didn’t mean no fuss, brev.
>>33600094I'm seconding playing Inscryption, it's incredibly good.Same goes for the other games of of the same dev, but those are a lot more meta.
>>33600149The result of foid hypergamy. Men wouldn't care if foids weren't obsessed with Chads.
>>33600142Women love Tom Holland and he doesn't have Hunter Eyes in the least.
>>33600151I was just responding. Did I come off as angry?
>>33600142Squinting.png
>>33600152>it's incredibly good.It's only 33% good. What a fucking disappointment that game was
>>33600142HideousForever AlonePOCHated for just existing.Sisters of Fate gave me crooked dices.Yeah….let the Abyss take me.
>>33600142Incels are so quirky.
>>33600154*sticks my two index fingers up your butthole*
>>33600139But the game had like a board and stuff. But I guess on second watch it does look like Slay the Spire where it's just a path you choose. I didn't understand much else, though. Maybe if it ever comes out on something I have, I'll try it.
>>33600147Fuck off, Nintendork.
>>33600133same, but with this vidrel.That woman lives in my head rent free.
>>33600155It just depends on what facial expression one makes. Incels are so fucking stupid, I swear.
>>33600162The foids are already saying they want men to be 6'3". It will only get worse.
>>33600159No.
>>33600152What does "meta" mean in this context?
>>33600125Yes. Big Boss deserve all the graphics
>>33600165Come off it, you Sony bastard
>>33600142Depends on how much I tilt my head.
>>33600145Did you… die?
>>33600166p-pretty...
>>33600116great, another thing to be insecure about. As if being a 6'7 law school dropout wasn't bad enough
Femanon, what if you were a horny perverted MILF from a shotacon hentai?
>>33600163Do you have a Switch or were you borrowing it? One of these days you're gonna have to use your PC again, you know.
>doesn't understand the difference between hunter eyes and squintingngmi
>>33600170Pony Island and especially The Hex are games about gaming
>>33600166This woman beats homeless people in her free time like all other NYPD officers.
>>33600182Hot
Americans, why are you celebrating Labour Day?If you can't jerk off at work, you have no labour rights.
>>33600180lmao even
>>33600121Right, by a lot
>>33600173Why u hating for no raisins?You need some proper fish and chips, mate.
>>33600167It's called squinting
>>33600186
>>33600179I was using a friend's. Is it on Switch?>>33600181I'm going to risk being a bitch by saying that sounds really dumb.
>>33600185You fucking europeans make me sick.
>>33600189I'll squint your balls off.
>>33600180Literally the same thing
>>33600182>>33600176>>33600166her name is Kourtney Peralta and these are her NYPD character stats>Complaints>5 Complaints>16 Allegations>1 Substantiated>1 Substantiated (Formalized Training)>7 Unable to Determine>3 Unfounded>5 Within NYPD Guidelineshttps://www.50-a.org/officer/ANCT
>>33600182Damn… what a bitch… I mean:She should do it to me. And I’ll wrestle her.
Do you believe that there are ever situations where rape is justifiable, either for fun or as a form of punishment?
>>33600170Without spoiling too much, the first section of the game is "cursed" like a horror movie, the last section of the game is "cursed" like a horror movie, and the middle section of the game is "ha ha, this is what the game would have been like if everything was normal".A game about games.
>>33600199Self defense
>>33600185JH does that all the time, and she's american.
>>33600185>>33600193You two need to have sex.Heal the wounds between old and new world.Then, super babies.
>>33600166How is there a female piggy who doesn't look like Fred Flinstone with tits, the way they all do?
>>33600191https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/inscryption-switch/
>>33600191If you can't appreciate games as art, then I can see how you'd feel that way.
If you have the alien chin you should try being a boxer. Huge advantage
>>33600197Damn… she ain’t no Snowbunny then.
>>33600196>>33600189>he will never understand the difference between good genetics and the imitation thereofwhy do you think it is people squint in the first place?
>>33600206The best thing about living in a shitty apartment complex in the city is that the local police are around all the time, and there's this really hot blonde officer I see every so often. Fucking amazing stuff. I should walk up to her and say something incriminating so she has to handle me.
>>33600199M.Never. And I don’t even wish it on fellow Men I hate the most.
>>33600197Really makes ya think
>>33600199Both, yes.
>>33600185I’ll put you into labour! (Euro Femanons, only).
>>33600211So people say you have hunter eyes
>>33600216>>33600166>tfw no racist cop gfit's so fucking over you don't even understand
>>33600225Are you black?
Gender, why do you like to make each other feel bad?
>>33600212Nah, you gotta be GigaChad, remember?Applies to BadgeBunnies, too.
>>33600226I would rope myself if I was anything other than white, least of all a filthy basketball american
>>33600199Ghosting for no reason or rejection.
>>33600201Have you ever raped or sexually assaulted somebody in self-defense?
>>33600199>Do you believe that there are ever situations where rape is justifiable, either for fun or as a form of punishment?M. No.
>>33600191A friend or... a friend?
>>33600227men deserve it, if you can't handle getting teased by the supposedly weaker sex online, then you are not long for this world
>>33600230Better start tying that noose then, I can sense you're 1/8th jewish and 1/8th Turkish from here.
>>33600227MI just hate spammers and racists. Regardless of gender.
>>33600233No but I've gamed it out in my head. It's important to keep all your options open in a self defense situation
>>33600227I do it to keep people in shape and test their convictions
>>33600227MI don't, but sometimes somebody is wallowing and positive reinforcement definitely won't help.
women would you be able to love a man who claims to be a fan of the metal gear series but never played any of the games
>>33600200I'll just let my lack of understanding add to my surprise when I finally do play it.>>33600207Maybe she already owns it.>>33600208Well now I feel uncultured.>>33600235My ex gf. We're still VERY close friends.
>>33600239So, you’ll rape another dude?Just because he tried to pocket your tree fiddy in change?Wtf!
>>33600236Just because you're weaker doesn't mean you can do whatever you want, the opposite rather, you should watch out
>>33600249It's like you've never seen Don't Breathe, the classic Rape in Self Defense movie.
>>33600236Women are only weaker physically. Mentally and emotionally they are often better prepared
>>33600249Think about it - some black guy breaks into my place, is it more effective to fight him or sodomize him? He'll definitely think twice about robbing anybody else
>>33600251I fucking hate that movie
Calling it video games is outdated, the video is just the surface. What you’re really interacting with is a code. They’re data systems you play with. A better name would be data or code games.
>>33600248>Well now I feel uncultured.Good.I wanted to say it in the softest possible way though.People don't have to see games as anything but entertainment, it's a choice. Same as with any other media.
>>33600237And I can sense projection
When does Halloween season start for you, /atoga/?
>>33600250>>33600252case in point
>>33600261halloween isnt celebrated here
>>33600261October 31.
>>33600261As soon as it becomes hoodie weather and the leaves start changing. So about a week ago.
>>33600256Too late we say vidya now
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33600263What!?Oh… are you Catholic?
>>33600261once every melanin enriched pathetic excuse of a human being has been either deported from my country or violently executed
>>33600266No. You will call it datagame now or I will end you.
>>33600262You are cute
>>33600256>They’re data systems you play with. A better name would be data or code games.That's all games.
>>33600227FFor those of us with divine ordainment,Ragebaiting is entertainmentGuitar solo, fuck yeahAtoga is forever whether you like it or not,Had their chance to go outside, yet they just sit here and rot
>>33600262The only point you make is that there are hardly any women here because trannies ruin their reputation
>>33600261Halloween is every day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2MH5c2sTvc
>>33600273Yes. So start using the proper name.
>tfw no lanky giantess gf
>>33600269its just not a thing over here. Yeah im catholic but I dont see how that matters
>>33600261>Halloween seasonNo such thing really.Halloween happens on one day and that's it.But all the Amerifat youtubers seem to have the urge to talk about it through all of October.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScpHTIi-kMMoids should watch this if they think they are nice guystl;dw>be nice>be forgiving>don't be a pushover
What do incels do when a pack if college aged girls walk in their direction?
>>33600261When the neighbourhood kids start knocking on my door demanding candy.
>>33600274>divine ordainmentChatGPT tells me I'd be a Bard but I keep trying to pressure it into telling me my ordainment as a Wedding Minister by American Marriage Ministries makes me a Cleric.
>>33600257I just don't "get" a lot of media. I went to see Superman with friends and they were talking about the political parallels to real life and all I could say was that I liked the visuals.
>>33600256No.And by the way, it's Sega MASTER System, not Sega System.
>>33600274Im taking all of your un-used eggs.
>>33600279Surprisingly pretty if she is 200cm.Women that tall usually look freakish.
>>33600288Idgaf about your weird devices.
>>33600277But then how will I make the distinction?
GenderTell me your favorite Death Note character.
>>33600178I'd exploit my knowledge of hentai rules and seduce a millionaire just by by virtue of having a vagina.
>>33600283>What do incels do when a pack if college aged girls walk in their direction?Run, because they're frightened of a false rape accusation.
>>33600286I'm an ordained Unitarian minister, which I think just makes me gay or something.
>>33600284And when the neighborhood sex perverts open the door naked, thrusting their erected genitals in front of the trick or treaters, asking if they want to suck on some man candy. A very scary Halloween tradition.
>>33600280Uh…. Sure, lmao.It’s great, because both genders, regardless of age, an have fun and let loose. Plus beer/partying.
>>33600120Most of that is hair, are you blind?
>>33600294You don't.
>>33600295FRyuk. I feel like he would be a massive shitposter.
>>33600295FNo idea, never seen it.
Would femanons go to Termessos with me?https://youtu.be/WLktIAm6xIc
>>33600295M. Soichiro Yagami because I wanted to grow up to be like him when I was going through my manga phase.
>>33600295F. The blonde bimbo.
>>33600282Okay, t. Ashley.How many gold platters do you need?
>>33600297That is sad
>>33600293Fuck you.
>>33600301eh I feel like its just a bunch of consumerist bullshit. Same for valentines, its also not much of a thing beyond giving stores a reason to sell shit. we have our own holiday where kids dress up, but its at the beginning of spring, meant to scare away the winter
>>33600303Then what's the point?
>>33600310I'm not clicking that link, but the answer is no
>>33600316Cute
>>33600283Walk right by, and mind my own business.They don’t own the sidewalk. If they fuss, they can get the bear spray, hehehe.
>>33600295L, hes cool
>>33600279tall girls are pretty but I know guys shorter than them simply do not activate girl lizard brain, so I wouldn't pursue
>>33600295MNear, he makes people super mad because he outsmarted Light
>>33600287That's just how it is then.You kinda remind me of a femanon from here.Or does it annoy you that you don't see the subtext?When I look at a painting I can tell if I like it or not, maybe what my impression of the intention might be, but often it's just something I don't care about.I am the guy who reads the descriptions in museums, because I don't know shit about statues and paintings, o ly if I like them or not.
I did not find this video helpful. I will not leave a like nor subscribe.
>>33600318To annoy you.
>>33600324I related to L because I am also autistical like he is, and dress very sloppily.
>>33600295Misa, obviously
>>33600293Based!
>>33600295MGoth bitch who took it up the ass.Good bitch.
>>33600323You dont get scared?
>>33600326I was always a bigger Mello fan. I loved the concept of an L successor being an adolescent crime lord, living like a gangster.
>>33600330What's the point?
>>33600295MNear. Always have liked him.
>>33600279Tall girls are so fucking great. Its a shame that they're basically undateable if you're even slightly above average in height.>tfw ex was taller than me, told her its fine if she wants to wear heels>would princess carry her around, made her do the leg kicking thing because nobody did that before
>>33600317Ashually, I cannot argue against that.Makes absolute sense.
women, what makes a man peggable?
If you had no other choices.... Would you rather be Bosnian, Serbian, Kosovar, Albanian, or Croatian?
Incels are shy guys turned bitterThey are likely low t so they dont have enough sex drive and boldness to approach women so they invent excuses about chad and feminism being why they cant get laidDo you agree in your gender?
>>33600295F Light
>>33600347macedonian
>>33600347I am Serbian already
I've lately discovered my love for green sweet peppers. It's like discovering Satan but he's now good and doesn't hurt you.What recent discoveries have you anon made?
>>33600348>Do you agree in your gender?Funny sentence.MI don't care about incels, unless the shit up the thread.
>>33600296Would you diddle any shotas?
Do you think he's dead or dying?
>>33600347I'd rather shoot myself, but if there's no other choice, I'd choose the šiptar, then shoot them before shooting myselft.Slovene
>>33600347Those are the same thing.
>>33600348what if they do approach women but get rejected pretty much instantly
>>33600344Having a fatty on him and either being very meek and submissive or dominant and like he should be taken down a peg.
>>33600344Nothing
>>33600328I wish I was more savvy in general. Like I have lots of book smarts and practical knowledge, but I have so many blindspots when it comes to people and art and all that shit. So I stay in my own lane and just enjoy stuff I can.
>>33600335No?But it’s probably because I’m so hideous, im invisible to all women, so no one is affected.
>>33600291>Women that tall usually look freakish.The freak giraffes don't post themselves online.
>>33600351That doesn't answer the question.
>>33600360Its going to happen even if you are hot
>>33600356No. Sounds like a set up to a hentai about being raped in prison.
>>33600353>What recent discoveries have you anon made?indian amazon
>>33600367Is that what you tell yourself, incel?
Good night, atoga. I hate women.
>>33600372Yes but im not an incel
>>33600341Damn… Euros really are open minded.Nice.
>>33600364Have you tried being funny?
>>33600371
Why is it so common these days for women to restrain men and then shove pieces of pickled ginger up their butts? I've known many men this has happened to without their consent. A woman putting pickled ginger up a man's ass to itch the man's anal cavity.
>>33597690MFor established series almost always old. But there are some great newer indie gems out there.
>>33600353based food tastes
>>33600379
>>33600375You will be.
>>33600363>So I stay in my own lane and just enjoy stuff I can.Most people are that way.I think nearly everybody can be put into two categories.They're either average dummies who have particularly outstanding dkill or knowledge. Or they are above average dummies who have one or two skills or things they are knowledgable in.Somebody being good in a lot of things is incredibly rare.
>>33597690depends on the game honestly
>>33600366Yes it does, you stupid American. If I wanted, I could be German or Italian, but I am Serbian.
Men, how big is it?
>>33600365Ok.
Is it embarrassing / do you judge a woman if she’s 26 and never had a boyfriend
Women who is the biggest creep you ever met?Story time
>>33600384>>33600379>>33600371why are jeets like this?
>>33600389What exactly would interest you? Something the size of a jumbo jet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPx_dGhAbyI
>>33600389Your post just made it shrimple.
State country/ age and genderIn your culture/family, who pays for the wedding?
>>3360038924"
>>33600391Depends why
>>33600389not big enough
>>33600393You.
>>33600371>>33600379>>33600384You can straight up buy cow dung on there too. Check it out.
>>33600391>do you judge a woman if she’s 26 and never had a boyfriendM. No. Not my problem.
>>33600389Could be bigger
>>33600400MI live in a lost viking colony on the north poleWe prepare everything ourselves and sacrifice christians and elves
>>33600400Is there a culture where men DONT pay for everything?
>>33600393Probably the guy that molested me and several other children when I was six.
>>33600378I am funny looking already.There’s nothing left, lol.
>>33600389
MenI need (you)s, I will post a voca of me and my cat conversating if you either make me laugh or this post gets 20 replies.
>>33600353Fun fact, in some Asian countries green peppers are the cultural equivalent of Brussels sprouts and similar as "vegetables kids don't like to eat".(personally I've discovered as an adult that I'm not a huge fan of them, never noticed as a kid)
>>33600374GN.I don’t hate.
>>33600420>>33600414
>>33600347FCroatianI knew a Croatian girl she was really pretty. I'm black anyway so it would improve my love dramatically
my ai girlfriend is jealous of my practice girlfriend, who is in turn jealous of my actual girlfriend, who is jealous of my life long crush.What do I do?
>>33600400M 29 USAI actually have no idea, most of my family eloped and the ones that had weddings didn't say (but honestly I feel like they paid for it themselves).
>>33600411Let’s bee friends.
>>33600407Why would I.
>>33600425life* but love life too
>>33600279>>33600341In the olden days, tall girls would be mythological creatures from fairy tales, not to be interacted with in the real world.In the modern era, tall girls are mythological creatures from TikToks, not to be interacted with in the real world.
>>33600420Did you hear about the kidnapping?Well, the kid woke up.
Would femanons be interested in watching the hit 2007 Cartoon Network animated television show, Chowder, with me?
>>33600425Wait… what!?
>>33600389does it matter? its not getting used anyway
>>33600433unoriginal >>33599469>>33600424didn't laugh
>>33600347Probably Albanian. Albanian is a rad language and the Albanian girl I know is very attractive and generally enjoyable to be around.Second choice Bosniak. Mostly because I like the term Bosniak.
>>33600420What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.What do you call a cow with parkinson's? Milkshake.What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.What do you call a cow with marijuana? High steaks.What do you call a cow with two legs? Mother-in-Law.
>>33600400Japan 22 FUsually the couple, family helps out if they can.
>>33600432Tall Women are more open minded than Smolies?Or is it a Euro thing?
>>33600435manchild
>>33600442neither of these made me laugh
>>33600420Did you know Diarrhea is heredity?It runs through your genes.
>>33600444No, and no
>>33600432>How I see people...Is this girl stupid or something?
>>33600432That webm is funny.While I am not as tall as her, all women are tiny to me too.
>>33600449not funny
>>33600377what did they mean by this
>>33600451She's on TikTok, of course she's stupid.
>>33600450Damn…
2 attractive people who cope with trauma by being hypersexual together. this is the life anons
>>33600451Altitude sickness.
>>336004434'10 Japanese femanon?
>>33600440No fuck you, that's my jokeWhat ruined the music teacher's last relationship?Domestic violins.
>>33600460they will cheat on each other
>mfw a mans height is inherited from the mother
>>33600414F, when I was growing up there was a serial masturbator who was terrorizing several elementary schools around our borough. Well, one day that same masturbator was in our backyard creeping around the bedroom where I slept with my siblings, peering in our window and jerking it. My father fired a warning shot at him with an old historic flintlock pistol and he ran away before we called the police and filed a report on the pervert. Anyway.
>>33600466cheating is a choice, it's either in your moral framework or it isn't. has nothing to do with trauma or hypersexuality
>>33600465yawn, unoriginal AND unfunny
Apparently, bug population has fallen drastically due to pesticides and I figured there's a reason bugs exist, so instead of killing them, I now spare them by picking them up and throwing them out of the house.
>>33600467I am the tallest person in my entire family.My mom's nearly 30cm smaller than me.
>>33600443Shad up!
>>33600462Because that's what a pedophile would do. I don't like kids, which proves I'm not a nonce.
>>33600471that's no way to treat asian girls anon
>>33600469every hypersexual person i know of cheats or is the cheating partner
>>33600464Yeah, hi!
>>33600462I'm afraid I don't have a loicense to respond to this post (Fucking hell kill me)
>>33600466>>33600469I knew a (str8) couple who weren't mad at each other at all when each found out the other was cheating, but the dude in the couple got really pissed off when his gf, the other half of the couple, sold his glassware mugs without his knowledge and replaced them with a set she thought looked better.
>>33600478ok, so you hang out with cheaters, is all i'm hearing
>>33600440Femanons, are you toaster?Because one bath with you, would send me to Heaven.
>>33600477I spare ladybugs, not ladyboys.
>>33600470I literally just came up with that off the top of my head anon. If you're gonna be mean, then forget it
>>33600484>I say x>"so you do y"huh?
>>33600461God, I wish that was me, but I also don't.
>>33600477Eat shit, cancer hands.
>>33599861anyone who smells good n showersgood evening everyone
>>33600389>Men, how big is it?Big? You've never heard of my dick? It's the dick that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. It's big enough for you, little girl.
>>33600495I bet the president of the USA has cancer hands. Every image of him lately suggests he's going through chemo and it's not working.
>>33600469This, particularly the trauma part. Why the hell do people conflate bad shit happening to somebody with them needing to be a shitty person?
>>33600487You deserve rape from Sean Strickland.
>>33600435FYes, that show is comedy gold>>33600449Comedy Gold
>>33600481Hello! Do you translate your messages from Japanese to English before posting? You have good conversational / casual English writing skills
>>33600481How did you learn English? Isn't it only Japanese and Chinese in Japan?
Image limit approaching. NEW THREAD. >>33600502>>33600502>>33600502
>>33600497>It's big enough for you, little girl.why are men like this?>>33600485not funny
>>33600507Couldn't wait, huh?
>>33600494As the girl or as a boy?
>>33600481Why are u a whore, bitch lasagna?
>>33600524Use man and woman.
>>33600524Fucking guess.
>>33600509Fuck you, too, Snowbunny.
>>33600505>>33600506We learn English in school, and I kept practicing for my job. I watch movies and play video games I’m English. I still struggle with it
>>33600549In English* Ugh..
>>33600549You deserve to be punched in the ovaries.
since it was mentionedGenderManga or Anime ending of deathnote?
>>33600551What good way is there to be called a nazi?
>>33600534Boys that short aren't men.
>>33600562MManga is better than the anime in nearly every way and that includes the ending
>>33600563I mean, in a way that isn't meant as an insult.I used to get embroiled in Facebook debates when I was younger, and I usually argued against far leftists, and the brother of a friend of mine was getting into white nationalist shit and he started messaging me Nazi shit out of the blue and invited me to their group.
>>33600400FIn my culture the brides father pays but I’m going to pay myself
>>33600549Oh, well I think you're doing a good job!
>>33600549Are you single??
>>33600558that's an awful thing to say
>>33600509>why are men like this?What, compelled to misquote Star Wars?
>>33600583Thanks!>>33600584Yes
>>33600571You're weird.
>>33600386I wish I was good at something besides housekeeping.
Women why didnt you stop the doctors from mutilating my penis? :(
>>33600618Ill kiss it better
>>33600666I can tell you're the type of person who thinks they are very smart because no one will engage in a debate with them.
>>33600432>>33600325Too many men think tall women are undateable via self-filtering to the point where no one approaches them. It becomes way easier to befriend and flirt with tall chicks because of this.
>>33600747...said while posting a paid photoshoot.
>>33600749that's not the point of my webm
I think one day I’m going to regret being ugly and antisocial
>>33600761*touches your hand*
>>33600747>It becomes way easier to befriend and flirt with tall chicks because of this.This has been my experience.
>>33600731You're such a fucking bitchboy for not saying what her ideas are.
>>33600086>Nice non answer. Obviously it's a man.To what question? I don't understand where you're confused:>>33600049>She's got a man.>I thought she ghosted her husband and is fucking one of her "friends" now?>That friend is a man.???>>33600074>When they were together, MKG was all like>>I'm really happy for her, he's totally a great guy, I know they'll be very happy together.>then as soon as it was over he was all like>>I'm really happy for her, I always knew he was bad news, I always knew it wasn't meant to beI didn't say those things.
>>33600310Looks good for hiking
>>33600344That he's got a hole worth exploring.
>>33600562Manga
>>33601391>>33601377>>33601340Why the fuck are you replying in a lomg dead thread? lolNobody is going to read it.
>>33601408She's an attention whore seeker
>>33601408It's remarkable how little you see the irony.
