ITT We ask the opposite gender anything! (Almost anything - see below).This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. But there are rules that apply to the /adv forum, and which are (sometimes!) enforced here, that you might like to note. For example:- No NSFW images.- No racism (only allowed on /b/).- No trolling, ragebait, pretending to be retarded, etc. (Also only allowed on /b/).- No avatar posting or signatures.- No posting pictures of yourself or personal details.(There is another ATOGA thread on /soc/ - if you want to post contact details or toonme images, post them there; you can link to a post in that thread from here.)While this thread does tend to turn into a chatroom, it's still nice if people stay at least vaguely on topic: questions for the opposite gender to the questioner, and answers. Here are a few things that are better posted in other places:- Blog posts (try Plebbit, or anywhere other than 4chan, really).- Politics (try /pol/).- Gender wars or incel rants (try /r9k/).- Discussion of LGBT issues (try /lgbt/).- Miscellaneous ranting and venting. (Try the /adv thread called GIOYC - Get It Off Your Chest.)- Film and TV recommendations (try /tv/).- Stuff that clearly didn't happen (try /b/).Technical, scientific, medical, or legal questions *can* be posted here, but you'll probably get better answers if you make a separate thread on /adv/.Please help to make the thread better by REPORTING off-topic, low-quality, or rule-breaking posts!Finally, if you're thinking of starting a new thread:- Please don't, unless the current thread is either at least on page 9, or the image count is at least in the 130s.- Remember to include all this stuff in the OP.- Check the catalog immediately before you post to make sure you aren't creating a duplicate thread.- Remember to link back to the previous thread (this one) and also post a link to the new thread here.Previously on ATOGA: >>33597677
Girls, do you have fantasies that are so degrading you'd be too embarrassed to ever tell anyone you knew?
L8r moids, I am going to live vicariously through a porn star as she gets folded like a pretzel and has the shit fucked out of her.
me so hornyyy
I'll be nice this thread because we have Asian girls among us.
>>33600513sigh take me with u v.v
aй хэит ниггepc
Where do I meet clingy gf
GenderDo you work or go to school? Have your own place?
>>33600512yes, i want a man who loves me and isnt ashamed to be seen with me in public even though i'm hideous
>>33600512>Girls, do you have fantasies that are so degrading you'd be too embarrassed to ever tell anyone you knew?Yes. And I'm not going to tell you either.
Either gender.What's something that you advise against, but still do yourself?
Girls, what do you like to say to a guy during sex?
>>33600525M.>Do you work or go to school? No and no. >Have your own place?Yes.
>>33600513Have fun.
>>33600533having sex with women
>>33600525MI work and rent an apartment in the city on my own.
how do you fold someone like a pretzel?
>>33600533MPosting on 4chan.
>>33600533>What's something that you advise against, but still do yourself?M. Eat butter.
State gender and whether you consider yourself to be politically right, left, or center.Would you object more to being called and thought of as a Nazi or a Neo-Nazi? If your skin is thick enough to handle it on the Internet, assume I'm talking about an IRL friend who stops talking to you because of it.(If you wouldn't object to that, it is not necessary to answer this question as your answer will not give me the information I need to know.)Reposting here because new thread.
>>33600533gooning
>>33600502We went from Elvira OP to AI slop OP.Either genderIs this thread cursed?
>>33600543Look up Full Nelson.But it’s only for M+F. Both biological.
>>33600550They all are.
>>33600547Politics: >>>/pol/catalog
>>33600533MPaying for porn
>>33600543You wouldn't understand.It just comes naturally.>>33600550It's objectively a downgrade at least.
>>33600533Using the Internet.Cracking your joints.Procrastinating.Letting your house/apartment become disgusting. (though from some of the pictures I've seen, even at its worst my place is still decently clean)
>>33600516Shut the fuck up.Cancer boy and spammer.
>>33600512>Girls, do you have fantasies that are so degrading you'd be too embarrassed to ever tell anyone you knew?Yes, I can't even tell Squidward's house.>>33600525>Do you work or go to school? Have your own place?I work and have a fully paid off home.>>33600533>What's something that you advise against, but still do yourself?Eating out>>33600535>Girls, what do you like to say to a guy during sex?"How did you get in here?""Who are you?""I'm calling the police.">>33600541>having sex with womenBased and same
>>33600533Staying up late.
>>33600543>how do you fold someone like a pretzel?There's a chance that's just a metaphor. >inb4 it's a simileSimiles are a subcategory of metaphor.
>>33600547Male. I'm a right-wing libertarian. I don't normally think of there being a distinction between being a Nazi or a neo-Nazi.
>>33600543>how do you fold someone like a pretzel?Feet behind head and arms pulled through.
>>33600557I'm not asking about politics I'm asking the best way to insult someone
>>33600525FI work and pay rent
State genderWhat's the worst impulse buy you've made/considered recently?
>>33600512Yes, including here
MenIs it a sign a guy finds you ugly if he's laughing or you make eye contact and he suddenly stops/frowns when he sees you? This has happened to me a couple of times, I wasn't even interested in either of them but it felt so extreme it was jarring, they were strangers too.
>>33600590your mom's onlyfans
atoga threads are comfier than even
>>33600593depends
>>33600581Ignore the OPtard.
>>33600593Why do you jump to him thinking you're ugly and not just him being uncomfortable?
>>33600547MI’ve been openly extremely right wing since early highschool. Was called weird then, but now people are coming around telling me I was right.It does help that people are pretty racist by default here anyways
Atoga deez nuts in your mouth
>>33600590MConsidered buying this thing.
Would you date a man who dresses like Austin Powers every day?
>>33600600on what?>>33600602it was like a split second moment of eye contact, i wasn't staring at either of them
>>33600593I'm more inclined to think the opposite. Seeing you makes him self-conscious.
>b-but not all womenwhy is this the only argument women ever come up with?
>>33600598I've been staying up past my bed time.
>>33600567Why do you advise against licking pussy?
>>33600619They learned it from the "Not all Men" movement.
>>33600512Yeh. Mostly raceplay stuff. Luckily talking about them here is fine since none of you will ever use your judgement of me IRL.
>>33600614>on what?on whether or not you're ugly
>>33600614>i wasn't staring at either of themDon't have to. Even a fleeting moment of eye contact tends to make us feel less comfortable. Those strangers could have felt they looked stupid in front of a cute girl.
Femanon, how was the long weekend with your boyfriend? Did you make moments that you will cherish forever?
>>33600624Are you a cute little nigger girl?
>>33600624You never know - a year from now, you and I could be dating
>>33600629He's not my bf, but yes.
>>33600547>State gender and whether you consider yourself to be politically right, left, or center.M. Left, probably more socialist than social democrat. Also an old-school social liberal, but not on board with the recent trend of making it more of a fundamentalist religion than a philosophy.>Would you object more to being called and thought of as a Nazi or a Neo-Nazi?Both of those are so laughable I wouldn't take either one seriously. That's like asking if I'd be more offended to be called a Cardassian or a Romulan.
>>33600590>recentlyHard to say, but I always think back to the GBA being one of my worst buys when I was a kid. I only ever got 3 or maybe 4 games for it.Mobile gaming was just so shit compared to PC and consoles. Absolute garbage.Many years later I got a 3DS gifted from a friend and I actually played that quite a lot for about two years, because it had some good games.
They threatened I would be culled and purged. But have I been?
>>33600613Idk what that is
>>33600532180 days in jail + 30 years of probation because of a plea deal VS a maximum sentence of 270 days in jail and/or a $3000 fine which she can pay several times over.
>>33600525MWork now>Have your own place?Technically yes>>33600593They probably don't want you thinking they're laughing at you or trying to get your attention. I do the same thing if I'm smiling or laughing in public and accidentally make eye contact with anyone. It's just a gut reaction, has nothing to do with attractiveness
>>33600631I don't like how you said that.>>33600632Don't hold your breath. Unless you're a tardigrade.
Women why didn't you stop the doctors from mutilating my penis? :(
>>33600631Yeh, that's JH.
>>33600629He masturbated me with a chicken wing covered in hot buffalo sauce.
>>33600593He might have just felt dumb smiling like an idiot. Could go either way.
>>33600633Who is he? What did you get up to?
>>33600629He’s not my bf, but we had a really fun hangout
Men, do you think a woman should take a shower before or after sex?
1. Dying of a broken heart (real) is twice as likely for men than for women.2. The blood pressure changes, cortisol changes, and inflammation changes in men are far greater than men than in women after a breakup. ie. Men are physically damaged by breakups.3. 69% of divorces are initiated by women, 15% of divorces, and only 15% of divorces are initiated by men.
>>33600629i wish i had a bf!
>>33600641No, I am a daphnia. :(
>>33600615Is that what you do all day or why point out that specifically?
>>33600650both
>>33600651No one asked. Kill yourself
>>33600647Gangbang 101Oral Sex WorkshopFreebase Tutorial
>>33600650Depends when her last shower was and how gross she is before-hand.
>>33600651>69% of divorces are initiated by womenSo you're saying that 69% of the time it's the man who is impossible to live with?
>>33600650Yes.
>>33600650What type of sex?If we're birth waking up and she wants to take care of my morning wood, then no.If we are going to have a full on roleplay with outfits and everything, then we both shower together first.
>>33600647He's a friend. We talked a lot and I sucked his dick until he was tapped out.
>>33600642>Women why didn't you stop the doctors from mutilating my penis? :(No skin off my nose.
>>33600650Don't care either way
>>33600658>>336006621. Women hate the truth.2. The truth disables their ability to deceive men.3. Women love to deceive men.
>>33600659>Freebase TutorialWhat were you freebasing?
>>33600669>Women are apathetic to male sufferingOh true, my bad. I forgot
>>33600654Well then you're very cute.>>33600655Pretty much. It's what I've been doing all the time since I was like 10. So it's the one thing I'm confident that I'm very skilled at.
>>33600650Shower before oral, shower after PiV.
>>33600669Heh.
>>33600675I am a man. You are just a worthless human being
>>336006751. You're gay.2. You're retarded.3. You're a gay retard.
I feel so alone and in loved How do I get a bf?I’m a girl never dated, I just want someone to love me. I’m not trying to be self deprecating or attention seeking just want someone to give me genuine advice.
>>33600675Is that supposed to be a syllogism? Because it's not.
>>33600650If she's showered that day I don't care if she does it again. If she hasn't showered I would want her to before
>>33600685In which ways are you currently putting yourself out there socially?
>>33600633>>33600644>>33600649>>33600653>>33600668Why are you having sex outside of committed relationships?
>>33600611what even is this???
>>33600685How many guys you asked out this year?
>>33600685Whereabouts are you?
>>33600690Because I'm a gross, hypersexual person and can't handle my own needs.
>>336006851) Find a guy you like. 2) Ask him out. 3) He says yes: success. He says no: return to step 1.
>>33600692https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satellaview
>>33600690Sex is natural Sex is goodNot everybody does itBut everybody should
>>33600689I’m pretty outgoing and social I have a good amount of friends I’m friendly in a good way I think ?But I don’t know how to convey that I want a relationship to others
>>33600690I’m not I’m virgin
>>33600701Do your friends know that you're looking for a relationship?Do they know that you wouldn't mind them recommending someone for you?
>>33600692Old Nintendo Super Famicom (Japanese Super Nintendo) peripheral that used to let it connect to a satellite dish and receive signals that contained games and music. Does literally nothing now. That one was listed on eBay for 500 bucks.
>>33600589Cute
>>33600690>having sex outside of committed relationshipsi'm not, i already said I don't have a bf lol
Does it prove that Freud was right that I look at sexy photos of women in magazines not because they turn me on, but because the sexualized women in the pages of the rags remind me of my mum?
>>33600656>bothNo lol
>>33600693Around two They didn’t want a real relationship “not ready” it feels like a pattern am I not made for them ?
>>33600707WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT THIS, that's a bad purchase anon
>>33600705Thank you for the advice will be following through!
>>33600707Why the fuck would you consider buying a 500 dollar paper weight?
>>33600719NTA but fuck you.
>>33600719>>33600721Well, that's why I didn't buy it. Just considered it for a few minutes. It would be a neat little bit of history to own.
>>33600708Thank you
When i'm happy i say>Bitches love my mustache.When i'm sad i say>This time I'm really gonna do it.
>>33600725>It would be a neat little bit of history to own.Junk like that is never worth owning unless you're running a museum.
>>33600727>>Bitches love my mustache.Do they though?
>>33600685Maximize your cuteness or Bimbo stat.Then, let them chase you. You pick the one you like most.Profit.
Femanon, when is your next hookup?
Femanon, when is your next breakup?
>>33600734Never
>>33600733Bimbo stat ?If all else fails I’ll look into this option
I want to slap a woman in the face but in a hot way
>>33600735Hopefully never
>>33599861>GenderM>Mr. Satan is holding a gun to your head and demands you pick an anon from /atoga/ to sleep with, just once. Who do you pick?Which femanon is willing to peg me? Because I choose her.
>>33600729Yeah. I'll waste money but not on something completely functionless. If fans could find a way to get it working unofficially, though...
Girls always like choking while giving a blowjob in porn, but do girls want that in real life? Seems a little exhausting to be gagging and have your eyes watering every time.
>>33600734Next week hopefully
>>33600746the girls that like it really like it
>>33600734Tomorrow>>33600735Friday
>>33600748Doing some traveling?
>>33600740Learn self defence, too.That way you can karate chop the dick off of any weirdos.
>>33600549How is your spoken english vs written? I've hung out with a lot of japanese students and they tend to struggle with spoken way more than other international students.
>>33600743Valk is probably your best bet but I don't think she does atoga men anymore
>>33600751>FridayHow do you know?
>>33600741Just be normal, Norman.
>>33600756I don't think her strapon can reach beyond her belly.
>>33600750Do you like it?
Can you do reverse cowgirl without breaking a mans dick?
>>33600759Harsh
Pegging sucks desuWomen dont know how to hump
>>33600751Are you technically cheating?
>>33600758Isn't that normal
Indonesian girls are kinda cute
>>33600766ThisIt doesn't feel good unless you're genuinely really into it and it makes you feel like you need to shit
>>33600751Is your next “BF”, Indian?
>>33600766Women should practice their hip movement more
>>33600766>Women dont know how to humpI wonder if bi women are the best at it?
>>33600769Stop being weird, William.
>>33600769All races have beautiful women.
>>33600748What's the plan?
>>33600773Obviously.
>>33600777You ghey.So eat cock :)
>>33600685I mean, you're on the right track asking guys out at least. I said yes to both of the girls who've asked me out recently. You might have to either lower your standards, improve your appearance, or take worse quality relationships if that's not working for you though. Or find the autist who really wants someone who will fit his ridiculous specifications and no one else and mould yourself to them.(I'm describing myself there in case that's not obvious btw)
>>33600777True, but why are you posting a mediocre overweight one?
>>33600777>white man againsigh... ofc
>>33600683>>336006841. Women lying.2. Women insulting.3. Women manipulating.
>>33600745>If fans could find a way to get it working unofficially, though...It still wouldn't be worth it.I have an Amiga 500 sitting around in my closet. It's functional but it's practically completely useless. All it does is take up storage space. But of course I can't throw it away because that would be sacrilege, but at the same time nobody would pay enough for it to make it worth dealing with putting it up for sale.
GenderHave you ever had sex innawoods?
>>33600777Spam Bot.
>>33600777U can't see the woman under the 6 kilos of makeup and product
Anyone else ugly and antisocial
>>33600790ye
>>33600746NAG, but I have encountered a couple of women who said they enjoyed gagging, but I've encountered a lot more who really, really didn't. I think you'd be unwise to count on that.
>>33600787MI've only had sex in a motel room with a girl I e-dated for 8 years prior.
I was trimming my pussy hairs with scissors and almost cut my skin off
>>33600773YesI got pegged by a "lesbian"
>>33600784These perpetuals have folders of Men, what do you expect, lmao. The Foids are a mere diversion for their faggotry.They even have Tranny shit, but don’t want to disclose it.
>>33600763I've had it done to me. Seeing her hips, ass, and arched back was a huge turn on.
>>33600502m or fwho enjoys sex more, men or women?
men would you date a girl off 4chan?women, would you date a guy off 4chan?
>>33600790That's probably most of us.
>>33600799Only of F1nn5ter
>>33600803>women, would you date a guy off 4chan?yes
>>33600797Mega-based. How'd that happen?
>>33600803FYes
>>33600803MI have, I would do it again.
>>33600803>men would you date a girl off 4chan?Probably not. But only because im not going to do online/long distance dating
>>33600782Okay thank you for the advice will be following through Hopefully I won’t have to settle for a worse quality relationship.
>>33600807Just some tinder girlMight reach out to her again soon
>>33600787MNo, but I have made out with a girl in the woods and she very nearly blew me there.(She didn't because she didn't think I would want her to.)It was a well-traveled woods, too, so we'd have been hiding from other people walking in it.
>>33600763>Can you do reverse cowgirl without breaking a mans dick?Yes, but there was a study a while back which found that position resulted in more penile fractures than any other, so be careful....
>>33600799what is a perpetual
So where is the striaght porn where only the guy moans
>>33600803M4chan girls are kinda icky honestly
>>33600802MI think women do, if their partner is really good. I think we enjoy it more on average.
>>33600803>would you date a girl off 4chan?No. How would be even get to a point where we could date?If you mean would I date a girl who uses 4chan, sure.
>>33600803>men would you date a girl off 4chan?Yes, but in over a decade on 4chan I've only ever known 2 femanons where it could have realistically worked out.
>>33600803MIf she lived close by sure
>>33600812What happened the first time
>>33600803MYes. But only because being racist and anti-feminist and J-pilled are non-negotiable requirements for my woman
You accidentally walk into a room and see this, what do you do?
>>33600817Is she bi on the dl?
>>33600803MYes, there have been a couple in particular that I've been interested in and talked to on discord. One of which I think it could have worked out if certain things were different.
Why are you people unable to form an opinion more nuanced and less extremist than either being a nazi or a literal cuckold ?
>>33600829Didn't work out. We wanted different things out of it.
>fat girl on Tinder has "gym" listed as one of her hobbiesWhy do they keep doing this? Men have eyes lol
>>33600832Modi Upskirts 2 TMZ 4 $$$
>>33600787>Have you ever had sex innawoods?M. Does under some trees a few yards from the footpath in an otherwise grassy area count?
>>33600751Why are you breaking up?
>>33600832How do you accidentally walk into a room?>oops, my legs are moving on their own again>oh no, my hand just went out and turned the doorknob on its own>sorry guys, I just accidentally walked in here
>>33600832>You accidentally walk into a room and see this, what do you do?Wait until Trump cleans their cum off his chin.
>>33600803>men would you date a girl off 4chan?I am doing so right now.
>>33600836Like what?
>>33600832Wonder why security isn't doing their fucking job.
>>33600844That's all believable, I've seen hips move on their own before too.
>>33600832sex
>>33600832Wait for their agent Donald and then blow myself up with them.
>>33600757>>33600767>>33600843Of course the moids go crazyI'm hooking up with a guy and don't expect it to last past Friday
>>33600790No, just you. The rest of the /adv/ userbase are all gorgeous and well-loved by society at large. We are all extroverts who thrive in any social situation
>>33600832Walk out again very quickly.
>>33600835>literal cuckoldBecause you don't know what either of these words mean.
>>33600838>Men have eyes lolThat's why they do it. Just ask JH.
>>33600834>certain things were differentlike what?
I don’t deserve a boyfriend
>>33600859he doesn't like blacks
>>33600854>don't expect it to last past FridayWhy not?
Male standards are so low that we are lusting after virtual horses but femcels still insist thdga they're valid
>>33600862you're gay?
>>33600860Good insight.
>>33600865no
>>33600860what did you do?
MenWhy are you so against long distance? Isn't getting along well with someone even if you're far away with the potential to meet/live together eventually better than nothing? Is it resistance to having to put in effort?
>>33600832
>>33600871Cause you'll probably cheat on me
>>33600871I just prefer the kind of relationship where we can spontaneously meet after work or for breakfast
>>33600869so what does that have to do with anything? racism isn't allowed here
>>33600854>Of course the moids go crazyOops. Glad you're not cheating though.
>>33600870Nothing to deserve one
>>33600863Because I don't want it to?
>>33600862That's just default though. Even blacks cant stand blacks. Have you seen how often blacks kill blacks? It is insane.
Women, why can't you just be better people?
>>33600864horse pussies are supposedly very wet according to that one anon who had his own personal onahole mare
>>33600864>we are lusting after virtual horsesWhat year are we in, 2010?>picThat's not a horse.
>>33600873kek>blyat! maybe feminism is good, actually!
>>33600838>Why do they keep doing this? Men have eyes lolYou can work out religiously and still be fat. Diet and genetics are your two biggest contributing factors. If you eat like shit and have shit genes, you'll always be fat.>>33600835>Why are you people unable to form an opinion more nuanced and less extremist than either being a nazi or a literal cuckold ?Is being both more nuanced?>>33600883>Women, why can't you just be better people?I am literally a better person than all of you every single day.
>>33600859I introduced her to some friends and she got together with one of them.I mean, we were still just friends at the time and I had kind of decided against pursuing her... but she's really attractive and we had a pretty good personality match, so I could easily have changed my mind again.We're still friendly but we don't talk one-on-one anymore.
>>33600888trips of foid delusions
>>33600888>I am literally a better person than all of you every single day.no
>>33600848I don't want to dive into too much detail. Our compatibility just wasn't as high as we thought.>>33600871I know this isn't directed at me, but I think they can work and be perfectly valid relationships.
>>33600871It’s the not actually physically being there for each other that kills the relationship. Best intentions sometimes get crushed by the reality of things like moving your entire life to a new place for someone.
>>33600871>Why are you so against long distance?Because it doesn't give me what I want out of a relationship.>Isn't getting along well with someone even if you're far away with the potential to meet/live together eventually better than nothing?No, because the potential for disaster hurt and betrayal is so much greater.
>>33600871Say the magic words "I am now accepting boyfriend applications" and see how hard it is for you to find a man who does long-distance relationships.
>>33600854Yeah, I'm guilty. How'd you two meet?
>>33600731You're such a fucking bitchboy for not saying what her ideas are.BBIIIIITCHBOOOYYYYBIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHBOOOOOOOOOYYY
>>33600894Crazy 8s kek
The area around my anus is dark, is this a turn off men? I have never slept with anybody
>>33600900Snapchat
>>33600896What do you wish had been different?
Guys the year of the horse isn’t until 2026.
>>33600888>I am literally a better person than all of you every single dayHot
>>33600906>is this a turn off mennope
>>33600906stop talking about your holes like they're important. we're discussing the amoral nature of women right now
>>33600906Nobody cares.
>>33600910Year of the hors is now
>>33600906no i will still watch you poop
>>33600908Nice to know that still works. Have fun.
>>33600871I don't mind long-distance if there's a potential to live closer/together eventually. My last LDR had some issues due to being an LDR though.For the right person I'd do it, absolutely, no questions asked. For someone who isn't the right person (yet?), it's a much harder sell, especially if she wants exclusivity.
>>33600871LDR is only feasible if you are in a similar timezone and can meet each other several times a year before moving in together.What was the longest distance succesful LDR you were in?
>>33600909More open communication, I guess. More trust and openness generally.
>>33600896did you enjoy long distance or are you speaking hypothetically
>>33600910when is the year of the cat?
>>33599688.....>>33599841Just checked 4 plebz for namedrops, I've not been posting so pls stop accusing me of things kthx xx hope y'all been doing good btw (: x>>33600803M, fuck no lmao>>33600525Work in a bar, have room in shared house>>33600590Just played a few pool games with some gypsy woman, her dogs were cute
>>33600906I would avoid your anus no matter what color it was. I would avoid your anus if it doubled as a gaming PC with neon blinking RGB lights.
>>33600860What's your Bodycount?
>>33600922I've had some fulfilling LDRs where we met up in person (my first time was with one) and some that ended gruesomely.
>>33600920That's true. I was in 2 and we were in the same timezone for both, but the 2nd one was on the cusp and was also my longest relationship
>>33600923The cat overslept and came in 13th, and doesn't have a year.
>>33600916Anon did you gamba away your savings again
women what does your vagina hole feel like rn?
>>33600914But we're AAALLWAAAYYSS talking about the amoral nature of women. Id rather listen to a girl talk about her holes for a while.
>>33600906No one cares. You being a virgin far outways a dark anus. My anus and nipples are pink though, because am Aryan. I am male. My wife loves these attributes about me because she is a Latina with a white fetish.
>>33600927Gruesomely ??
>>33600914You got rejected by fatties.
>>33600871I want to get touched. And you can't touch me from a screen
>>33600899>applicationsI don't like the idea of that, also you speak as if i am super desirable myself.
>>33600924aaaand here comes the piece of shit.
QT QT QTSorry, I just wanted to make his namedrop notification ping
>>33600921Was she very jealous?
>>33600790Antisocial yes although I am forcing myself to be social every day atm>>33600533Going to the pub
>>33600923Rat stole it, but every year is a cat year to me.
>>33600871Im only open to it if im really into you and known you a whileSome rando who will have me? No thanks. I need sex and in person connection.
thingken bout thick cocks again
>>33600948makes perfect sense, thank you
>>33600941I'm going bed anyway cuz gotta be up in a few hrs >>33600944Hiiiii I got no notif lol I just searched on 4plebs
>>33600928Glad you agree with that.I think if you can meet somebody in a 2-3 hour flight that's like the maximum feasible distance.How long did they last and how often did you meet up?
>>33600940That's the funny thing, you are desirable. The men here see more value in you than you see in yourself, because men's eyes will always see the world differently than how you see the world with your own eyes. And we can always substitute new words to replace the ones you don't like.
>>33600938>"you can't get holes!">the sound of women coping and seething
>>33600590$200 worth of a costume for a $65 mystery dinnerAlso been seriously contemplating getting a TV-B-Gone but given the number of TVs I see lately I think that would be an excellent purchase
femanon, if i get your cat and/or dog to love me, that means you're not allowed to break up with me okay?
>>33600956I'm a guy. But you're still an incel.
I'm a naturalised German citizen but don't actually know much German language. How do I learn enough German to enlist as a soldier in the Bundeswehr? I would like to serve my new country in uniform?
>>33600951Nobody cares.
>>33600949is 5" girth thick
>>33600960google you dumb fuck
>>33600936Okay, maybe not 'gruesomely', just very, very badly.>>33600945Not jealous. Just distrustful. Suspecting me of very strange things. Always assuming the worst about everyone else, while I try to stay more positive.
>>33600949Stretching you out?
>>33600960Duolingo is better than nothing. You have nothing? Duolingo.
>>33600924What's living in a shared house like? To me, as an autistic, it sounds Hellish.
>>33600962>>33600965yes
>>33600955>the men herethey've been the worst ones to me actually, i've been ghosted more times than you can count
>>33600924As established qt and JH are the only ones who ever talk to me, anyone who replies to me who isn't JH must by process of elimination be qt.You got a job? In a bar? Nice! Congratulations.
>>33600962No, I'm 5.7 inches and I think my dick ain't that girthy. Sorry bro
>>33600931Achey
Women, do you bounce on it most times you have sex?
>>33600960oh shit it's the guy who delivers my tendies
>>33600931>women what does your vagina hole feel like rn?Warm, pleasant, and inviting. The antithesis of me.>>33600949>thingken bout thick cocks againHow about you think about touching grass, getting a job, and not being a continuous disappointment to your parents?>>33600960>How do I learn enough German to enlist as a soldier in the Bundeswehr?Convert to Islam>>33600958>if i get your cat and/or dog to love me, that means you're not allowed to break up with me okay?Any animal that loves you deserves to be put down because it's clearly retarded.
>>33600951You alright, mate? We missed you here
>>33600969In that case, I was mistaken. It's over.
>>33600525MWork :(I have an apartment.
>>33600971i already got a favourable answer from the femanon
>>33600972Why?
women, would you fuck me?
>>33600949demonic and stupid and gay
>>33600973I'll bounce on the back of your head after making you bite the pavement, you gooner freak.
>>33600976Don't speak for the rest of us.
>>33600970I'm not QT or JH, hello!
>>33600968I wish I could feel your lips gripping me right now.
>>33600986are you even heavy enough to do that
Men what's the circumference of your dick?
>>33600986i'll bust on your leg
>>33600985what does demonic and stupid and gay cock feel like
>>33600984I think God beat me to it
I'm horny!
>>33600988Saaarge!*audience applauds as Sarge walks onto the set*Sarge, old buddy, old pal, whatcha been up to?>"Oh, you know, cuckworming again."*audience bursts into laughter over Sarge's hilarity*
>>33600990-even though we're both boys..?
>>33600993Somewhere between four and a half and five (yards)
>>33600988Qt larping.
>>33600996it is ok, he's not jealous
>>33600982>i already got a favourable answer from the femanonBut I never got a favorable answer from the Pentagon. They denied my Freedom of Information request for documents about Osama Bin Laden's porn habits. Those jerks.
>>33600854>I'm hooking up with a guy and don't expect it to last past FridayAre you going to kick him out as soon as you're done?
>>336009935 inches
>>33600992I'm heavy enough to cave your face in with a brick while you sleep
>>336009935.5"
>>336009935.5 inches.
>>33600993Quite a lot. My hand can't wrap all the way around it at its thickest part without squeezing down on it a little.
>>33600752>>33600779The plan is calling my ex fwb out of the blue
>>33600996Do you carry the messiah?
>>33601009I don't think you could even lift a brick
>>33601002Yes. It's yaoi time!
>>336009936.66"
>>33600999Hi horny, I'm dad!
>>33600854>I'm hooking up with a guy and don't expect it to last past FridayI'd be surprised if anyone could tolerate you for more than a night
this thread is so fucking retarded
>>33601001>>33601004Oh this is weird. I take back my (you)'s
>>33600993Wait, can I change my answer? I measured wrong, I'm bigger than those other guys.
>>33601014Why'd you stop seeing him?
>>33601021it's always like this tbf
>>33601015I thought the Rebbe was the Mosiach according to some of those guys with curly hair and bowler hats I met on a plane flight to Tel Aviv.
how come I always have conversations going here, and anons always just drop out without a word
>>33601021what did it for you
>>33600881>Because I don't want it to?As is your prerogative. But why not? What's wrong with him?
>>33601020>I'd be surprised if anyone could tolerate you for more than a nightHow would you know since you were ghosted after one night?
>>33601021women saw that the gig was up so they resorted to baiting the horny brown menlike an octopus squirting ink for cover
>>33601030Just not a person I see myself wanting to be with
>>33600976Fuck off.
>>33601028They got what they needed from you, and they don't need any more.
>>33600906No, no one cares. (And this is quite common).
>>33601035Do you hate qt because he's a Chad?
>>33601028Because you're no fun to talk to.
>>33601036>They got what they needed from youThe plans to the Death Star?
>>33601028Because we have lives (well, some of us, anyway) and need to:>cook dinner>sleep>go do social stuff>run errands>etc.
>>33600993I never had to measure it and it was never an issue.
>>33601036>>33601040I just don't understand what I do wrong :(
>>33601028who was it
>>33601041>nerd referenceIck, no wonder it's over.
what does masturbation feel like to women?
>>33600883>Women, why can't you just be better people?By "better" do you mean "willing to fuck you"?
Why do I get more (You)'s when being mean than I get trying to genuinely be helpful and effort posting?
>>33601050idk, ragebait just works
>>33601050Because being helpful attracts the attention of the person you're helping, while being mean gets multiple people pissed off at you for shitting up an advice board.
>>33601050Same reason you give more (You)s to other people being mean instead of when they're helpfully effortposting.
>>33600967It's a mixed bag, I mean I mostly am out of convenience Honestly my housemates are pretty great and leave me to my own devices, I just choose to be social and hang out/go out with them often as I think it's good to be on good terms with the people you're living withI guess only downside really is sharing bathroom/kitchen but you can work around each other and we usually cook for each other anyway. Also my current job I mostly work lates so I have the house to myself all day and then pass one of my housemates walking to work as she's walking home lol>>33600970Can't argue with logic ;PThanks, it's nothing special at all lol just one of our local bars but yeah it's nice>>33600988Zomg a wild anon appears>>33600976Yeah I been good how are you <3Anyway gotta dip now for realsies
>>33601001Kek, how come he never tried to groom JH? Too easy?
I'm horny enough to fuck a girl without protection right now
>>33601056how do you groom a 34 year old woman?
>>33601045Nothing. It's just that at some point the conversation is exhausted.An anonymous message board is not the place to attempt to form permanent connections, Anon.
>>33600871>Men>Why are you so against long distance? Because it doesn't work. >Isn't getting along well with someone even if you're far away with the potential to meet/live together eventually better than nothing? It is a great deal worse than nothing. >Is it resistance to having to put in effort?No, it's simply that there's nothing to make an effort *for*.
>>33601053>Because being helpful attracts the attention of the person you're helping,Sometimes.Sometimes they ask a question, ignore all the positive responses, and only reply to the negative responses.
>>33601049Lmao no I mean like can you stop lying, screaming, and killing kids
>>33601028There are some who just go to bed mid full on conversation, that's sociopathic.But if you just exchanged like 3 messages and there was nothing else to add, then that's fine.
>>33601034Is he kind of douchey?
women why are you so anti-average-penis?
>>33601059why?? anons here have been able to get dates off of here but I can't keep anyone's attention for more than 10 minutes
>>33600962>is 5" girth thickIt's above average.
>>33601062>women2.jpgpost women1.jpg
>>33601058With a hairbrush and a razor.
>>33601065I'm not, 6'' is average these days
>>33600971Average is 4.6.
>>33601058The same way she got tricked into being a lesbian. And she still pisses her bed.
>>33601025I just thought I would be able to get an actual bf
>>33601066>anons here have been able to get dates offThose are exceptional cases.
>>33601066>anons here have been able to get datesThat is so rare that it's retarded to hope for that happening to you.This is coming from somebody who talked in private with several people from atoga btw.
>>33601075I refuse to believe anything below 6 inches of girth is average, how would such a pencil even work with all the different tubes?
>>33601062Eh as someone who has been in a burning building before, it's a fucking stupid idea to go in. One single breath full breath and you are unconscious.
>>33601070there is no women1.jpg that's how my naming conventions work.
>>33601078Why not just wait until you start dating someone?
>>33600993>Men what's the circumference of your dick?My gf would say it's "perfect" so we'll go with that.
>>33601080> talked in private with several people from atoga btw.How did they go?
If there were more women here I'd ask them to rate me. Unfortunately, there are maybe 3 bitches here
>>33601088nta but i'm an F that has and it's gone poorly every time. I mistakenly thought atoga males would be better than the ones on soc
Women would you rather a 7" long 5.5" thick dildo, or a 5" long 4.5" thick penis?
>>33601048>what does masturbation feel like to women?Better than sex.
>>33601089Ask them to rate you.
>>33601090What usually happens?
>tfw i still check everyday to see if that femanon responded to my email
>>33601057Enjoy your case of antibiotic-resistant Gonorrhoea.
>>33600590M, I also just impulse bought a couple of those Gamelab handheld consoles which look like R36 clones lol (so can play up to like PSX/N64/Dreamcast) but I got two for £60 (so I'll give one/both away as gifts at some point)Wanna get a RP5+ also (which can play up to PS2/Wii gen) but they're ~£200 so maybe next month>>33601039That's right I'm ChadChronicallyHystericalAlwaysDramatic>>33601089Go to /soc/ for validation from foids but remember they can't fix you or your personality
>>33601090Do they just hornypost?
>>33601092>7" long 5.5" thick dildoyeah exhibanon's pretty cool
>>33601028Please try not to take it personally, it happens to most conversations here I find. Just take what you can get.
>>33601088From hello -> immediately ghosted, to talking for several weeks and thinking about making it more serious. Most of the time it ends after just a few days though, since you find out some issues. So I learned to ask specific things before giving out any contacts again.
I wish I had emails from anons.
>>33601062Because men never lie or commit acts of violence?
>>33601096they flake on me or just aren't interested in the first place and want the attention. i was the one that was supposed to meet with one nearby on a date and he told me to fuck off the day of out of nowhere
>>33601097What femanon
>>33601103>So I learned to ask specific thingslike what?
>>33601090it matches logically that the kind of men that would use soc are also the ones to try to talk to women from atoga privately
>>33601104That's a lie.
>>33601097maybe it went to her spam folder, if it's been longer than 30 days send a new one
>>33601081
>>33601103Seconding >>33601109, I'm curious.>>33601104Post your email and maybe you'll get some.
>>33601104This is such a blackpill.
>>33601113In English?
>>33601112How to get yourself flagged as spam
>>33601120>In English?That is in English.
>>33601122try to sell penis enlargement pills
>>33601105Which men specifically?
>>33601123Sorry, I meant Imperial.
>>33601092The dildo every time
>>33601118Please don't anon ): you can't leave us to suffer alone surely... stay for the party... x
>>33601109The two most important ones being age and at least the continent.I once added a 18 year old femanon from the other side of the planet and that is just not what I am looking for. She wanted to keep talking with me as a friend, but I made it clear to her she should look for somebody around her age and area.
>>33601092Cock. Always cock.
>>33601118anon that's so selfish of you, how could you do it without me? we made a pact
>>33601106On the one hand, it's good that they didn't string you along.Were you the one where you wanted to swap info and the other anon got cold feet suddenly, "oh no, I wouldn't want to get attached or anything!"?
>>33601099>Go to /soc/ for validation from foids but remember they can't fix you or your personalityI am asocial and I want to meet a woman on 4chan. I don't know why but I have a feeling making a connection here would be easier than irl
Americans don't even know how to google unit conversions.
>>33601108the one that said she wanted to watch jojo with me>>33601112nah she's ghosting me
>>33601135Yeah, so it happened back to back from 2 different anons. brutal
>>33601089Probably not a great idea. Being overtly judged negatively by strangers sticks with you.
>>33601120NTA. If you look at the blue curve, 13cm (on the x axis) is roughly in the 90th percentile (on the y-axis), meaning if you have 13cm girth you are bigger than 90% of men and smaller than 10%. To convert inches to cm, multiply by 2.54.
>>33601098Rude, I need clean gf
>>33601104I would be your friend, but you have no reason to trust me, a random stranger from 4chan.
>>33601089FI’ll be nice
>>33601119why?
>>33601127One inch is 2.54cm.
>>33601106Was that the kik retard who later brought up some lies and bad excuses in the general?
>>33601138Why would I waste my time looking up your stupid units of measurement?
>>33601084Because I need dick
>>33601150>americans dont know that even their scientists use metric
>>33601113I like this graph.I can't fit flaccid into a 15cm circumference tube- and now there is a graph that says, yes, this is an actual reality for a certain % of malesnow I just cross my fingers and hope to be a blessing to someone as I wait to have sex only after marriage
>>33601140Yeah, it pissed even me off and I kept harping about timid anons for the rest of the day iirc. Mind-boggling shit.
>>33601136That's stupid. Terminally online femcels have an army of orbiters at their disposal. They're all on discord and have simps trying to impress them in hopes of getting a gf. Literally every discord group is like that, kek.
>>33601136>I am asocial>I want to meet a woman on 4chanNgl this sounds like an oxymoronI wish you luck though broNgl just remember the women here aren't special and most are pretty normie desu. You are best off meeting a girl IRL
>>33601150>Why would I waste my time looking up your stupid units of measurement?Because you don't want to be scientifically illiterate?
Women are so lucky they can have nice sex toys
>>33601149Yeah it was the kik anon. Did he show up in the threads to say anything? if so I missed that but I did more or less post what he said to me
>>33601158>they can have nice sex toysyeah, men
>>33601154Thank you anon, absurd shit happens to me all the time so it's not surprising when things turn out for me the way they do lol
>>33601160NTA but I think he just made more excuses. I wish him well but that's such a pussy move.
>>33601104lies
>>33601162I know you're just joking but that's a really hurtful thing to say
>>33601153>now I just cross my fingers and hope to be a blessing to someone as I wait to have sex only after marriageThere's essentially zero chance of that. Unless you don't expand at all when getting hard, hardly any woman can take something that size without it hurting, and the only way you can find someone who can is to try premarital sex.
>>33601162no, men are not nice and quite mean and harmful actually
>>33601162hot
>>33601150For the same reason you waste your time asking others to do the conversions for you.
>>33601111>>33601166It's true, but she's leaving out that she doesn't have the confidence to do it. She wishes she had the confidence to exchange emails with Anons from 4chan.I've had times in my life with no confidence, and let me tell you, it's no fun at all.
>>33601152american scientists use metric only out of rebellion as dweeby marginalized cucks with superiority fantasiesreal engineering chads just believe numbers are numbers and conceptually understand the meaning of units and as such are willing to use whatever is practical for the situation- which is only rarely metric.
>>33601146Not him but in the same boat.That makes me want to post myself less somehow. I want to know if I'm ugly or not but knowing people will be nice will make me second guess anything positive.
>>33601160Yeah, I don't remember the details though. Just that he sounded like an insufferable pussy (no offense).>>33601154NtaI don't get being timid on 4chan anyway.Even less so than irl.This is where you can see what sticks, so you better give everything a try.
>>33601175I would be honest and not in a mean way
>>33601173do you know her or something
>>33601172That anon was not me, I was just wondering if there was an Imperial version of the chart. Chill out
>>33601173I don't believe her with that.
>>33601169sounds like to me that he's better off waiting until after marriage then.
>>33601147I thought we had a connection, and it turns out she got emails from who knows how many other anons.
>>33601175You're probably just average if you have to wonder whether you're ugly or hot. In both cases, people would have told you to your face if you're ugly or hot.
>>33601158>Women are so lucky they can have nice sex toysMen can too, if they stop being little bitches about it.
>>33601184>I thought we had a connection,You imagined it.>and it turns out she got emails from who knows how many other anons.You imagined it.
>>33601184Tell us the story, and how did you find out about that
>>33601186>people would have told you to your face if you're uglyPeople don't do that.
>>33601164Yeah. I hope you aren't too down on it still.>>33601176Right? And not just that:>anons post shit all day about how badly they want to fuck femanons, how they want to suck their feet, tongue their ass, sniff their pits, smell their hair, rape them so hard the room stinks, etc.>femanon wants to get in touch offsite, or see a pic of their hand, or hear their voice>"WHOAAAAAA! THAT'S TOO FAR!"
>>33601184Catposter or some other anon?
>>33601155Maybe you're right but I also think this is the case with any woman, terminally online or not, they all have orbiters>>33601156Maybe a better way of putting it would be that I struggle with socializing irl and initiating things with women because I am scared of rejection. I know I'm attractive, I know I'm interesting, I know I'm fun - I've been told these things by people but I am still scared. An irl rejection burns 10x worse than a rejection here
>>33601188Like I said, blackpill.
>>33601196Blackpilled by your own imagination?
>>33601187Male sex toys suck... You can easily wash a dildo, you can't wash a hole
>>33601182>Just post in a /soc/ rate threadI will get fucking annihilated. Their 6/10s are gigachads compared to me.
>>33601191dw I'm over it now, it's just something that would happen to me kek
I'm bored. Ask me questions.
State genderWould you fuck someone right after they took a shit?
>>33601203Why dont you have a bf yet?
>>33601191Yeah, I've long learned to just be direct.It's better to shoot your shot with women, than never even give it a try. If a femanon ends up not contacting me, then I'll have forgotten about it a few days later again.Focus and people who actually match your energy.
Nazis, do you just want to kick me out of America, or do you want to kill me?
>>33601203What are you going to do if Taytay's new album disappoints?
>>33601151I meant why not wait until you're exclusively dating someone to break things off with the fwb?
Relationships be like
>>33601200You won't kek, also you have to take all ratings there with a pinch of saltI got rated like 5 the other day by some mid girl but in the past some hot goth girl rated me higher than anyone else with an 8>>33601203Is this Esmeralda from Temu?>>33601205M, as long as they wiped ig
>>33601199>you can't wash a holeYou can.Stop being incompetent.
>>33601209get that taynegativity out of here
>>33601204you can be physically attractive and be offputting in a way a picture can't grasp
>>33601208I'd settle for just kicking you out
>>33601213You don't own male sex toys what do you know lmao, why are you even arguing you psycho
>>33601212I guess. Of course, everyone has their own tastes too.
>>33601215Yeah, it's a boring topic.
>>33601205>Would you fuck someone right after they took a shit?A man, yes. A woman, no.>>33601206>Why dont you have a bf yet?I already had one and it was underwhelming.>>33601209>What are you going to do if Taytay's new album disappoints?Kms probably. I want happier love songs. I hope one is a banger I can dance to at my wedding.
>>33601219I've had fleshlights for several years.They last long if you just wash them after using.You are lazy and fucking disgusting.
>>33601216>be offputtingPretty much, applies to a lot of the dorks here...>>33601194Ik it's easier said than done but you just have to detach yourself from others' opinions and the ego. It really doesn't matter if someone rejects you/doesn't like you, life goes on. Imo it's egotistical to expect somebody to like you, and a pleasant surprise if they do kek
>>33601224You are an unlikeable narcissist, so you don't care what others really think.But not everybody is as deranged as you.
>>33601223No U don't
my /adv/ husbando posted in the /soc/ rate thread!!!!
>>33601230who
>>33601230I am going to fucking die
>>33601234<3333
>>33601230Link
>>33601238Yes? Zelda?
>>33601238>>33601232no that's for him to decide
>>33601230He thinks he's ugly and retarded. Why don't you save him?
Women why do you have such a poor opinion of men?
>>33601240some cuties in that thread
>>33601240Oh so kind and moral of you to gatekeep. You are a real good person
>>33601241said maybeeeeeeeeeee>>33601245thank you, i try to be!
>>33601242>Women why do you have such a poor opinion of men?We have realistic opinions. The average man leaves a lot to be desired, and half are worse than that.
Femanons, would you roleplay pic related if your boyfriend wanted you to?
>>33601250that's fucking disgusting, no
>>33601243I asked Anon because I care what she thinks. I didn't ask you because I don't care what you think.>>33601222You can't kill yourself, you have so much to live for. What about that Star Wars thing that's coming out soon? You still like Star Wars, don't you?
>>33601243Don't reply to me.You don't care what others want.
>>33601249>The average man leaves a lot to be desiredLike what?
>>33601249>as usual, there's a woman is being a delusional cunt thinking she's better
>>33601210I would feel bad with it
>>33601259>there's a woman is being a delusional cunt
>>33601250>would you roleplay pic related if your boyfriend wanted you to?Not even the most fucked up RP I've done.>>33601255>What about that Star Wars thing that's coming out soon? What is it?>You still like Star Wars, don't you?I do. How did you know?
>>33601230He looks very normal.
>>33601264normal looking dudes are my favorite, especially when they're insecure ^~^
>>33601259No, women are awful too, but while many women lack self-awareness, women are much higher in conscientiousness.
>>33601262We didn't exchange contacts, but we did overlap briefly in the chart threads. They're making a Star Wars XCOM called ZCOM. My computer won't run it, so I'm relying on you to review it and maybe post shipping art if there are any ships to be shipped.
>>33600986But it's my favorite position, and I don't want to be annoying and ask everytime.
I miss my ex
>>33601286Bit late dor that.
I miss my first crush and ONS
>>33601272Huh. Surprised you could tell me apart.>They're making a Star Wars XCOM called ZCOM.Oh shit, I'm gonna bust. I thought you were talking about Eclipse, which we've had no news on in years.
>>33601240It's just a link, I already posted it publicly. So why not (assuming I remember how to do cross-board links).>>>/soc/34284465
I miss my femanon
>>33600567>What's something that you advise against, but still do yourself?>Eating outIsn't that a requirement for wlw relationships?
>>33601230Just checked the board, I see the hot teacher is still making threads lol, she's sweet>>33601256>Don't reply to meDo you live here or something >>33601267>especially when they're insecure ^~^Wtfff>>33601286>>33601289))):I miss not being born
>>33601292You look like a History professor
>>33601292Watch it not even be you they were talking about bro
>>33601292Hey bro, can you help me fix my pc?
State gender:How does this make you feel?
>>33600513>L8r moids, I am going to live vicariously through a porn star as she gets folded like a pretzel and has the shit fucked out of her.Which one?
>>33601292>ugly retardLol based filenameYou actually look pretty good tho bro no homo <3
>>33601295>I miss not being bornWe wish you weren't either.
>>33601118please don't anoncan i ask why ?
How long after meeting a woman should you wait to tell her that you want her to put your dick in a wafflemaker?
>>33601183>sounds like to me that he's better off waiting until after marriage then.So you want to make sure that he can never have sex with his wife without it hurting her? How is that desirable?
>>33601293Which femanon
>>33601290You do a lot of peacocking ITT, I hope this isn't a surprise to you. That's not a bad thing, I like seeing interesting people, but you don't do a good job blending in if that's what you wanted.
>>33601300FI don’t care I hope everyone is as sexless as I am
>>33601297I do really like history. Wouldn't mind it.>>33601298Oh well.>>33601299Sure. I've given PC repair tips here before.>>33601302That's very generous of you. Thank you.
>>33601308Do you wish it to be you?
>>33601242>Women why do you have such a poor opinion of men?I've met them.
>>33601311>I don’t care I hope everyone is as sexless as I amWhat about when you get a bf?
>>33601305Thanks for asking myao. Mostly because I got dumped by a guy who wasn’t even my boyfriend yet, so I’ve never had a boyfriend, I don’t have a job, and no friends
>>33601300>How does this make you feel?M. Like the graph is bullshit.
>>33601314Yes>>33601317We will have sex and everyone will be jealous
Why even bother trying to get a gf if they all just think we're trash anyway?
>>33601318Is death really the answer, anon? Do you need such a permanent solution to such temporary problems?
>>33601300doesn't apply to me, i fuck my man almost daily
I look like a creep with facial hair and look like a baby without it I fucking give up.
>>33601306approximately 27 minutes
>>33601300M, I don't really care, it's not surprising as people in general are less social now and getting into relationships less. Most women are happy just having casual sex with a few men and everyone else is left to their own devicesImo it's a good thing desu, people are either being more productive or are just occupied with solitary hobbies, either way the population is already too high so less sex = good. The main issue is that most people having children are now blacks and Muslims, in 2050 we will all be speaking Arabic in the UK, but we can have a revolution before that becomes a problem
>>33601230how did you even recognize him?
>>33601321Sorry to disappoint, but I don't think my femanon would want others to feel jealousy. She is too humble for her own good.
>>33601326Have you tried mewing incelkun?
>>33601322stop being beta
>>33601307it's just theory of optimizing outcomespre-marital sex and not ok with dick: a nice woman leaves himpre-marital sex and ok with dick: woman won'tpost-marital sex only and not ok with dick: woman won'tpost-marital sex only and ok with dick: woman won't + blessingbig thick gotta wait until after marriage b4 springing it on them. as shrimple as that
>>33601335mewing doesnt help with this. I've been described as looking "baby like" but I have a jaw, no gross double chin or anything. I just have the slightest bit of fat in my cheeks
>>33601322they don't think that
>>33601322>Why even bother trying to get a gf if they all just think we're trash anyway?Buy her some Raccoon ears and a cute tail to match. Then make her say that she's your little coony fuckslut while you rail her. Bonus points if she's black.
>>33601339NtaThanks for proving you "no sex before marriage" people are evil.
WomenRate this anon >>33601292
>>33601345What if she sprints away and starts flying?
>>33601323Me being stupid and unlikable is not temporary
>>33601347there's nothing evil about that. nothing at all.
>>33601318>I got dumped by a guy who wasn’t even my boyfriend yeti know that feeling :cif u want the advice, id say don't worry about it !! im sure ur real pretty n boys are usually too stupid to see the things right infront of them (no hate moids) ^^the job part is fixable, n why no friends ?
>>33601333Why is she humble
>>33601350What makes it something you can't fix?
>>33601326Just shave, get a good haircut, tan and go gym dude>>33601352>boys are usually too stupid to see the things right infront of themAs a boy, can confirm desu
anons, what's stopping you from loving your life right now?
>>33601348No that what /soc/ is for
I apologize for my nasty behavior
>>33601359Apologies are one thing. How are you going to be better?
>>33601357a gf and friends
woman are only mostly horny during ovulation which is barely 5 daysWhat a disappointment and I see the root cause of so many relationship problems
>>33601357not having healthy food, yet family has money to buy junk food that often costs more and lasts shorter than nutritious foods.a conundrum, indeed.
>>33601357MMental illnessMy life is fine, it's life itself I can't bear
>>33601294>Isn't that a requirement for wlw relationships?I meant fast food. But I do a lot of the other thing too.>>33601301>Which one?NTA, but Janice Griffith most recently. She's frustratingly pretty.>>33601310Yeah, but being able to surmise who I am from chart threads I haven't posted in in years is pretty impressive.>>33601357>what's stopping you from loving your life right now?There's no fat, hapa ass parked on my face.
>>33601357My inability to form connections with others. I get seriously nervous and scared and project cool indifference as a mask
>>33601357Women are repulsed by most men. I have no reason to believe someone like me can change a woman's mind and get her to like me
>>33601357The death and departure of those I held dear
>>33601349>What if she sprints away and starts flying?Is she a gender bent Sly Cooper?
>>33601332I'm pretty good at pattern-noticing>>33601292I think you are a cutie and only my opinion should matter. promise me you won't do it again?
>>33601362I don’t know if I can be better
>>33601365how come my experience is that women always wanted the most sex on 25-28
>>33601365only if sex is unenjoyable or feels like a chore.
>>33601382Because ovulation is a meme
>>33601368>NTA, but Janice Griffith most recently. She's frustratingly pretty.>There's no fat, hapa ass parked on my face.Also NTA. But you might like Aria Lee.
>>33601365menstruation lasts a week?
>>33601357I wake up and the home is empty. I like my job, I like my hobbies, I like my friends, I like my life... but I can't love my life because I have nobody to share it with.
>>336013486.5-7.5 ?his eyes r pretty ! maybe a different haircut would suit him ..>>33601356lmyao
in my restless dreams, i see that thread. Atoga. You promised to take me there
>>33601365My ex was ravenous during her period.
>>33601354She has a hard time understanding how much she's actually worth. She did things for people even though they frequently wronged her.Unfortunately that also means she thinks everything is her fault and she needs to do everything for everybody.
>>33601368janice is so fine
>>33601322f, don't bother, just live your life
Alright women, its time for REAL QUESTIONSWhat is something a man can do for you that will make you as excited as a dog going for a walk?
Linus Torvalds anon makes me want to post my face now... thank you for your bravery
I probably need to clean my bed sheets again. If I can do it all tonight, and put the pillow cases back on before going to sleep (and shower) then I will be all caught up with the bed situation.
>>33601404Don't be a dick
>>33601375No, anon...>>33601378I needed more data. I looked in the mirror the other day and did not like what I saw. I've already asked every friend I have if I'm ugly, and so /soc/ was my last resort.
>>33601404as a mixed man, i will never post my face on here because you guys are mean
>>33601402Not bug me when I'm at a coffee shop. It's a collective thing though, you all have to do it and then I'll be excited, but if one of you does it then it ruins everything.
>>33601405Are you the femanon with the oily sheets?
>>33601405Cum?
>>33600512not really, i share my fantasies with my partner. my most degrading fantasy is probably just wanting to be loved and owned and cherished by one person forever l o l
>>33601413Does this happens a lot?
>>33601394NTA but thank you very much. Idk what to do with the hair. I had it much longer but I feel like that doesn't suit me either.
>>33601359Why? Being nasty is great
>>33601368>Yeah, but being able to surmise who I am from chart threads I haven't posted in in years is pretty impressive.We've talked before, I'm just not very memorable. I spend more of my time remembering other people than they spend remembering me.Exchanging recommendations is always fun though. I hope you enjoy Zero Company, and maybe by the time it comes out I will have read a Culture book (your recommendation).
>>33600746It's because the penis is too big and putting pressure on her throat sinuses.This is why average guys are better to blow.
>>33601405My bedsheets are in the washing machine becoming clean right now HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
>>33601413I didn't know men went to coffee shops, that seems kind of gay.
>>33601402anything that involves cooking me something or making me something or bringing me somewhere or literally just anything that shows he pays attention to me in any way. god the bar is low, got depressed typing that out. i cried when my bf made me pancakes one morning.
>>33601419yw !! ^^i dunno a ton about mens haircuts so i can't give u much advice but pls pls pls whatever u do, do NOT get a buzz ㅠㅠ
>>33601411If you don't like what you see, how can what anyone else says change that?
>>33601387>Aria LeeNot really my type. I like Princess Emily, but she only seems to fuck black guys. Kinda gross.>>33601399>janice is so fineReal>>33601422>Culture book (your recommendation).Wdym?
>>33601409I'm not being a dick, in fact I was the one in the soc thread that gave him a compliment. I think most women would find him cute
>>33601421Shut up faggot sex pest
>>33601398What did she do she sounds like a doormat
Women would you prefer to date gay men?
>>33601208I don't associate my beliefs with nazism but you guys associate Trump with nazism so I'll say that I just want to kick you out unless you deserve the death penalty under the law.
>>33601435I'm going to bed now.
>>33601436no, i am friends with gay men, but i prefer men who are a bit more masculine. i'm bisexual and prefer masculine women too (butches)
>>33601355I keep waiting for all the beauty things I do to make me prettier or for all the socializing I do to make me more likable or for all the hobbies I do to make me smarter and more interesting and theh just never do
>>33601434NtaWhat are you doing here?
>>33601427Yeah that is kind of sad. I'm sure its not your fault, its just people can overlook doing things for other people sometimes. It's probably not deliberate neglect but I know it still hurts sometimes.
>>33601431I make mistakes sometimes, maybe I got you mixed up. Didn't you read Ian M Banks?
>>33601050The real reason is because you’re a low attention span low soul awareness animal who can’t process the humanity behind the button process
>>33601431>Not really my type. I like Princess Emily, but she only seems to fuck black guys. Kinda gross.That's probably her husband's fault.
>>33601398This was me up until the incident happened. Now I feel like I can't trust anyone anymore
>>33601429I wouldn't. I'll just see how it looks as it grows out, see if I can't find a sweet spot.I was JIMMY! :) by the way.>>33601430I fluctuate. Some days, I feel great about how I look. Other days, I look in the mirror and scoff. Just having some baseline for how others see me can help me figure out which voice to not listen to as much.>>33601433You're okay anon. Thank you again.
>>33601443These are things you force yourself to do?
>>33601445Tired but can’t sleep
>>33601199Yeah I don’t think I’d wash it much if I had one.
>>33601455Sometimes they feel easy and even enjoyable
>>33601359What did you do?
Human beings will simply never understand each other
>>33601411Based SMB3 poster, GOATed Mario game>>33601322Don't bother>>33601331I will add on to this by saying that if I was the king, people with blonde hair and/or blue eyes who speak proper English or a Germanic language could have two kids, people with one of these traits could have one, and the others should stop popping out kids and get to work in the fieldsEurope is becoming far too niggerlicious and society is crumbling around us. Nothing is being invented or developed anymore because all of our resources are going into trying to protect the little culture we have left. People think I'm a lunatic but my prophecies always come true
>>33601453how old are you
>>33601459Other times?
>>33601460Said some mean things itt
>>33601431Do you prefer women with darker skin?
>>33601465They make me feel like death
>>33601462>Based SMB3 poster, GOATed Mario gameAdmittedly I still prefer World... Not that I dislike 3 though. 3 is probably my 2nd favorite 2D Mario if you don't count Yoshi's Island as one.>>3360146431. I'm old.
>>33601453I'd recommend growing it out a bit more and getting some more volume on top. You have straight hair, I don't, so I'm kinda talking out my ass but I think you could grow the sides and back out a bit more. I think the style itself is alright tho
>>33601438Why
>>33600871NAM but I'm not sure what the remedy to long distance is, safely. Can't get sex from them. Calling daily becomes burdensome. Having an open chat seems good. Not many hobbies outside of videogames you can do purely online together. What efforts are there to put in? You mostly can't be physical, which is usually what relationships are comprised of. Doordashing each other food and stuff? Aren't others going to call you materialistic?I'm still keeping my delusion tho. Never give up, never back down.
>>33601468Sounds like a lot of stress you're taking on, anon. Why exactly put yourself through it? What makes you think you aren't pretty, or likable, or smart, or interesting enough in the first place?
>>33601441>i'm bisexual and prefer masculine women too (butches)NTA.Like Ruby Rose? Or even moreso?
>>33601466Today?Today was relatively alright.>>33601456I'm tired and I should sleep.>>33601452What was the ominous incident?
what do ovaries do when they are not ovulating?
>>33601478Why? I want someone to love me. But if no one does then I am not those things
>>33601470That's what I'm thinking too. I may try just trimming the bangs as the rest grows out.
>>33601448>Didn't you read Ian M Banks?I have read Iain Banks and the Culture series. I wasn't aware I talked about it on here, so you may be thinking of someone else. >>33601451>That's probably her husband's fault.She has a husband? What race is he?>>33601467>Do you prefer women with darker skin?My fiancée is Filipino and Chinese, so I prefer a darker complexion. >>33601479>Like Ruby Rose?Ruby Rose is to butches what early 2010's Justin Bieber is to men.
>>33601415No.>>33601414I don't know if I said they're 'oily'. But they probably are, or were. I still haven't been as comfy looking as the girl from the picture that made me want to clean them though.>>33601425Bed sheet goals. I'm gonna do it tonight I swear, I just need to do two loads because I can't fit my blanket in with the sheets. I think I need to get a proper duvet if I want to be like laptop girl. But I also don't trust myself to wash the cover frequently enough to not ruin it.
>>33601482Release hormones that make me contemplate suicide
>>33601482VIBING
>>33601490I thought they just made you horny
>>33601490why would they do that?>>33601491pretty cool
>>33601483So because you feel unloved, you must not be any of those things. I'm not sure that's how it works. There doesn't have to be anything wrong with you.
Everyone seems to need dick and pussy, yet we don't just get together
>>33601490kek I was going to say 'make me sad' before seeing this.
>>33601453goodluck w ur hair !!shoooot u do look like ur name would be jimmy
State gender:Do you think Trump is currently a vegetable being puppeted around to keep up at appearance?Are we living in a real-life fucking Weekend at Bernie's movie?
>>33601477I’d ldr for some pussy poppin pics iykyk
>>33601500femanons dont like me
>>33601499The other option is nothing is wrong with me and no loves me anyway
>>33601502My name isn't Jimmy, I just think it's a silly name. Remember?
>>33601480>Today?10-12 hours ago in the morning, yeah. > I'm tired and I should sleep.>doesnt Type shit
>>33601487>She has a husband? What race is he?I thought he was white.
>>336007341 hour>>33600763I think>>33600787F that’s where I lost my virginity >>33600803No >>33601092Penis >>33601205Yes>>33601250No
>>33601503yes, I am in control actually
>>33601503MHe's more dangerous than a vegetable, and I say that as someone who thinks he has been a net positive
>>33601508u suuuure ?>>33601511well duh lolsu sorta look like a matthew too tho
>>33601495NTAIt can be difficult if you don't like the biological process.>>33601500Many people here aren't fit for a relationship.>>33601512>Type shitI've learned from the best. I am shitposting with only one eye open.
>>33601515>1 hourNTA. How precise.
>>33601509Sometimes, that's just the way it is. Or maybe somebody does, closer than you realize, and they're too shy to say it.
>>33601461Trying to understand each other is usually a waste of time desu. People are wired so differently, and so culturally diverse, you're ultimately beating your head against a brick wall. Especially when you are attempting to understand brainwashed neurotypicals or backwater nigger culture. Better to simply battle and see who emerges victorious>>33601500They don't "need" it, they're just driven by animalistic desires like a pack of hyenas. Those who cannot contain themselves should be lined up against a wall and shot>>33601503M, yes and it's too bad the cunt wasn't assassinated sooner
>>33601487It was here, so I'll assume it was you after all. And I'm going to come back here and hold you personally accountable if it doesn't live up to expectations.
>>33601523> closer than you realize, and they're too shy to say it.NTA but this literally never happens
>>33601503Wall street has correctly recognized trump as a retardWhos in wall street? Jews at least halfAll that aipac money flooding in and finding its way to people who physically touch the presidentNo doubt he is pumped full of drugs and being paraded around by the pedophile cabal with a prominent white silicon valley investor/antichrist at its helm
>>33601528it is always the jewels
>>33601524qt shut the hell your mouth
>>33601526To clarify. You think it's impossible for a man to like a woman but still not ask her out?
>>33601528This is so funny to read.>>33601509Usually something is wrong with plenty of people.What's the most wrong with you?
>>33601524> Those who cannot contain themselves should be lined up against a wall and shotLol this from the mf with the least self control on /adv/
>>33601524Damn I’m kinda like qt frfr>>33601536Yes both ways are bullshit
>>33601528>a prominent white silicon valley investor/antichristYou can say Peter Thiel it's fine.
>>33601518I am not a Matthew either.I was the one who kept posting about feeding you to lions for a while too, though.
>>33601533you know he is breaking the avatarfagging rule, just saying
>>33601487>Ruby Rose is to butches what early 2010's Justin Bieber is to menAn embarrassment?
>>33601523>that's just the way it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOeKidp-iWo>too shy to say ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>33601518>u suuuure ?you're nice to everyone myao>when everyone is a super hero, no one will be
>>33601523How do I change the way it is>>33601538Many things and it would depend on the person dealing with me what the worst thing about me is
>>33601543what the fart why are u everyone i talked to ㅠㅠwilliam ? peter ? josh ?
>>33601553I am Francisco Montenegro and I dance the tango.
>>33601515You're allowed to skip the blowjob if you want since it's labor day.
Do I just go on tinder or what
>>33601556>since it's labor day....for now.
>>33601469>31. I'm old.NTA but AI thinks you're 27-28. That alone is probably objectively good
Women is it weird to want a back rub occasionally?
its overmen wonus women should get back to being barefoot in the dirt floor kitchen
State gender:Do you think the ANtichrist won?
>>33601560Pulling an all nighter, huh?
>>33601553Idk. I thought messing around with you was kinda fun. Here’s an image I didn’t use before.Also nope, none of those.>>33601562You think so?
women would you date a man that was somewhat of a micro e-celeb in the community of a specific anime/manga community?
>>33601567>us women should get back to being barefoot in the dirt floor kitchenMI only want this when I'm horny.
>>33601567>men wonNah we lost bigly compared to the 00s and before
>>33600974No, it is not.
>>33601552>How do I change the way it isWhat you need first is to try to find happiness that isn't tied directly to another person.
>>33601572She must be working a graveyard shift...
>>33601575>micro e-celebwhat does this mean
>>33601570The Antichrist won in November 2016 and many impressionable cretins on 4chan helped.
>>33601578>>33601567Was there an election in burger town?
Women smell so sweet.Please explain yourselves foids and why that is. Also please describe how men smell to you and whether or not you are hit with that same sweetness.
In America, when I eat a lot of noodles I get fat.In Thailand and Malaysia, when I ate a lot of noodles I got thin. What is the difference?
>>33601567This is stupid. I need my wife (who would be in the dirt floor kitchen) to have clean feet so she can jerk me off with them.
There was a fic writer I adored when I was in high school but she wrote mpreg and was a reporter in a small town irl and I think she was harassed so much she might have killed herself. I feel really sad I hope she’s okay because she was really talented
>>33601570It's funny in a depressing way that Peter Thiel made an evil-ass corporation made to harvest data and spy and kill people, and he named it after the magical artifact the Dark Lord's right-hand man uses to spy on people in Lord of the Rings. Might as well just call yourself "Evil Incorporated", man.
>>33601584>microvery small>e-celebinternet celebrity
>>33601552How are we supposed to give ideas f you are being utterly vague and unspecific? We're not an oracle. Ask your girl friends. Think about the people who you miss/hurt/whatever it is the most and why you think whatever happened happened.And I'm sure you heard that if you aren't happy by yourself, you won't be genuinely happy with another person.It's like you're asking for job ideas and sa you worked this and that. kek
>>33601593The noodles and you walk a lot
>>33601584It means he's a big fish in a small pond, the same way a small town human-interest journalist or obscure and very minor local politician might be.
>>33601582That doesn’t exist humans arent made to be alone like this
>>33601593All carb products like noodles in the US have sugar added to them because it makes everything taste better.
>>33601602Yes it does. You need to find a way to feel fulfilled on your own.
>>33601599I don’t have girl friends and when I did they weren’t very nice to meI don’t think I’m asking for advice I’m just venting
>>33601603People also think this is a uniquely American problem but I've seen obesity in the UK and parts of the European continent brought on by people drinking too many sodas, putting too much sugar in their coffee, et cetera
>>33601606How about male friends?Do you do this a lot?
>>33601515>F that’s where I lost my virginityThat must've been either really hot, or tragic.
>>33601599I hurt my parents because I am lazy I hurt my siblings because I am vindictive I hurt my old friends because I’m closed off I am not a good person >>33601605I don’t want to feel okay alone because I don’t want to be alone
Why don't people on Reddit realize that Communism, just like Fascism, was bad and killed people? Instead Redditors instinctively downplay it, saying oh, you only think Communism was bad because of western/intervention/propaganda, etc. It comes off as pretty stupid when I've literally studied this shit. Tell that bs about Communism being oh so innocent to the victims of the Great Leap Forward.
>>33601612What does this have to do with Asking The Other Gender Anything?
>>33601551well i have no reason to be mean :pi like u anon !!>>33601566noo, i occasionally wanna massage someone to work my fingers into something so it works out ^ㅂ^
>>33601611What stops you from opening up to old friends and family?
>>33601598>>33601601yes but what does that entail for anime/manga communities. all i can think of are scanlators and powerlevelspic youtubers
>>33601614I'm asking women.
>>33601611Of course not. But you need to at least be able to survive on your own.
>>33601620No.
>>33601609No >>33601617FearSometimes I do it and they respond exactly how I feared or they just ignore meIt’s like they want to pry out the information from me just for the sport of it, not because they actually care
>>33601617I don't think they'd welcome that I'm a homo and take it between the cheeks.
>>33601555i wish i had a silly long name like that>>33601574if i see one more photo of a sad lion ill find u
>>33601623I have and do survive on my own but I won’t thrive
>>33601619Probably a vlogger who posts Youtube React videos to flavor of the season new anime releases.
>>33601631I didn't mean just barely subsisting, but finding some base level of comfort with yourself. Learning to not hate yourself or be unnecessarily negative.The truth is? The way you are now, I don't see any relationship you get into working out. You NEED to yourself in balance.
>>33601629>i wish i had a silly long name like thatI hereby dub you Edward Wonghau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
>>33601611How old are you?
State gender:Are you buying Silksong in two days?
>>33601636OKAY, BOOMER
>>33601607It's generally LESS of a problem in other places, but yeah, still a problem. There is a lot of overlap but not in everything. Bread is the common example. Another I've noticed is peanut butter, the 'standard' US peanut butter is comically sugary unless you specifically buy the no additives, or zero sugar versions. It's not everything, but the calorie differences from different sugar amounts in the exact same drinks in the US vs other countries is crazy, sometimes it's like 2-3x more in the US version.
>>33601556Probably not
>>33601635I do have comfort with myself I worked a lot on that And I hate when people say that. I know people way worse than me who have relationships and are perfectly happy. It has nothing to do with self love or comfort. I can be comfortable with myself and still understand my flaws.>>33601637Too old
>>33601629myao, I think you could adequately feed like 2 lions.>>33601638MNo, idk what that is. Looking it up, some sort of Hollow Knight DLC or sequel? Never played it.
>>33601645>Too oldCan I get a number?
>>33601641I'm American and once visited the UK expecting the people there to have a healthier lifestyle (lmfao) and just about everywhere between Liverpool and Newcastle was a food desert full of obese people subsisting on packets of crisps from Tesco shops where there wasn't any fresh produce in sight.
>>3360164826
>>33601645I'm not buying it. You insist you're all these negative epithets because you're alone. Do you think that those negative thoughts vanish the instant you get a boyfriend?
>>33601626>It’s like they want to pry out the information from me just for the sport of it, not because they actually careI don't really understand how that could be.I have people I don't talk to anymore and don't want to, so I would not pry. Ideally I want nothing to do with them ever again. Granted there aren't a ton of people like that, but still.
>>33601648Old enough to be your mum who popped u out of her cunt is what
>>33601651Well, I'm a khhv at 32.
>>33601638MYesssss.
>>33601590>Please explain yourselves foids and why that is.showering/bathing, exfoliating, antiperspirant, perfumes, scented lotions, oils, powdering, etc ?>describe how men smell to youmanly
>>33601619>>33601633Id rather not say. But no, i was not a "logger who posts Youtube React videos to flavor of the season new anime releases". This was like 10 years ago
How do I quit procrastinating on here and finish writing my Bachelor's thesis that I have to defend before the Christmas holiday about the Kama Sutra and Tantric Sex Magic as influences in Japanese erotic animation?
>>33601653I’m alone because of those things but I thought if I could get a boyfriend, then maybe they aren’t so bad. But they are clearly that bad >>33601654They do it out of curiousity
>>33601656Hey hey!Cool it with the incest, save that for Sunday church. We don't want that in out Islamic board.
>>33601638>>33601658Hornet if she was good.
>>33601660>manlybadasshero
>>33601666Hornet is perfect the way she is, Satan.
>>33601633hard passthat being said i wish i had the time to watch city and hanako-kun s2 right now i had been waiting for them for so long...>>33601661>Id rather not saythen why bring it up
>>33601660What are you a brainwashed tiktok sheep
>>33601636<3>>33601646ty !i think u could probably feed a pack of dogs
>>33601664You've never been in a relationship before or had anybody show any romantic interest in you?
Women, how did you feel....All those nights you sat aloneStaring at the telephoneWondering "were you ever coming home?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A5QjPUHJVA
>>33601675No but I’ve tried. The guys usually end it before it gets serious
>>33601671>then why bring it upokay sorry
>>33601668Heeeyyyyy Satan!
>>33601660>antiperspirantsuch a waste
>>33601664This is getting confusing. You're comfortable with yourself but view your inability to get a relationship as proof that you're awful in a bunch of different ways, but also that people way worse than you have relationships. Doesn't that imply I'm right and the problem isn't you?
>>33601505Do men really value nudes on tap to consummate a relationship?
>>33601674You're probably right. At least my body wouldn't go to waste.
>>33601681:< you're forgiven
>>33601570A little editorializing at the end of that tweet lol
it has been done. i dont take photos so sorry if the quality sucks kek. i will use the same iphone 8 ive been using for the last 8 years until it dies on me and thats the end of it>>>/soc/34284622
>>33601667hmoooooo>>33601673no lols i jus like smelling good>>33601683anon ..
>>33601684People with way worse self comfort, I meant I believe both things often because I don’t know what the truth is. But when I think I am girlfriend material it’s usually a delusional cope
>>33601590I'm about to bathe to try and relax so I'll let you know later.I put in bubba baf~｡˚○
>>33601683>such a waste Of a pretty faceThat face, that faceSuch a wastehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uGvX3q9zfY
>>33601695nice hair bro.femanons will be simping over you very soon.
>>33601695why do we have to have so many handsome anons.
>>33601695Youre so cute and my type :(
>>33601695Pretty eyes
>>33601680NTA. Why is having a bf so important?
>>33601680This is getting rather tedious and I am tired.I'm going to let the other anon finish.But I think you are wasting your time here, which you are probably aware of. People can use 4chan however they want, but you sound so painful that you should maybe seek professional help or some other place.See you next time.
>>33601701Hot
>>33601709To prove I'm not worthless.
>>33601712You're not worthless, though?
>>33601688would u mind if i displayed ur (chewed on by dogs) skeleton as a tribute in my house ?>>33601695cutie pie
>>33601709It’s all I want>>33601710Okay youre the one responded to a killing myself post
>>33601699>>33601712Look, deriving all of your value from others just isn't healthy, anon. But I feel like we're going to go in circles. But you are more valued than you realize. When we're down on ourselves, we miss obvious signs that people care, thinking they're just lying.
State gengar. Do you agree, or disagree, with such legal behaviour? Do you think this is goodness, or maybe you think this is some crazy behaviour?
>>33601687No desu I was in a few long LDRs, back when I had hope for love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVShxdbO1w4
>>33601712Horrible attitude.You're going to put way too much pressure on whoever is going to give it a try being your bf.
>>33601711Woof!(Will you want me when I'm old and..... dead?)
>>33601716You're into that sort of macabre decor?
>>33601612Because the US is so far from communism that bringing up how communism is bad when talking about some slightly more progressive socialist policies is a poisoning the well argument that is being done in bad faith.It's like if somebody is a shut in neet who hasn't left the basement their entire life (relatable), and then their family is like>Hey, come on, it's beautiful out today, you should wear some sunscreen since you're so pale, but it would really be good to get some sunlight once in a whileAnd their response is>DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE DIED DUE TO SKIN CANCER? YOU'RE TRYING TO FUCKING KILL ME! I'M IN QUEUE FOR A NEW FORTNITE MATCH, IF I LEAVE NOW I'LL LOSE MY SPOT!It's silly.The US's current policy is that of anti-intellectualism and contrarianism, not 'common sense' the way they are pretending. Their version of common sense is the same common sense as "well of course a heavier thing falls faster than a lighter thing". It points at other countries and complains that the American way isn't getting us what they have. Healthcare, middle class prosperity, technological innovation, nice cities, happy, educated citizens, etc. And then instead of looking at the things those countries do and trying those, they come up with a new special 'american' plan that will work even better than those (and by work better I mean give billions of taxpayer dollars to ineffective 'idea guys' that convinced the retard politicians) and then the country is left with nothing to show for it. Happens over and over again.
>>33601719Sad to read I should tell her I appreciate her
>>33601712I know that feeling
>>33601717NTA. Please don't hurt yourself, okay?
>>33601719It’s not all my value it’s just all of me that can be loved romantically I have value as a daughter or worker or citizen even if I am very average but the only thing I consistently fail in and am hurt by is love >>33601724That wasnt me
>>33601724You may not like it, but I am on a love quest to find a boyfriend and do my dream job of being The Perfect Girlfriend! But how and where will I find The Boyfriend?
>>33601727sorta (?)i just rlly rlly wanna have my skeleton displayed by my lover once i pass instead of being buried in a cold casket all alone :c
I hate foids
>>33601738What did we do to you this time?
>>33601697>anon ..whats wrong
>>33601612>>33601728You should kill yourselves
>>33601739poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses
>>33601734>I have value as a daughter or worker or citizenare you all that
>>33601739It's not what they did it's who they are
>>33601729Was it sad? Did you mean to reply to me?Telling people you care about them sounds pointless, but sometimes it's exactly what people need to hear. It's really worth making a habit of.
what's the tldr version of jh and her uncle?
>>33601728The problem is this "argument" gets conflated with the facts of the refugee experience, and with genuine historical discussions of the experiences of people who saw tanks rolling into Hungary and Czechoslovakia or refugees who realized they needed to GTFO from the Soviet Union. And the descendants of Communist refugees often get told that they're lying about their lived experiences by left-wing activists in America who think Communism is just a meme Boomer boogeyman instead of a real thing that sucked.
>>33601741I'm aware, thank you.
>>33601702ty!>>33601704dont make me blush>>33601705thanks! im sure you're cute too :)>>33601708you cant see the eyebags very well in the photo lol but i appreciate it anyways>>33601716ty!now how would you all rate me on a scale from 1 to 10? i think I have a good personality. maybe i need to put myself out there. women can't find you if you're in your house all day :/
>>33601733I kind of wish I could
>>33601737I didn't realize we were an item.I don't think I want a casket either. I think I'd rather just be returned to the Earth.
>>33601745I did, yeah. It resonated something in me.
>>33601738does the "oid" in foid or moid stand for anything ?>>33601740what brand of deodorant do u use ?
>>33601750>i think I have a good personalityWhat are you like and into?
I'm debating if I should shave or not but idk if I have the jawline to pull off no beard. Do women like a sharper angle?
>>33601743Yes
>>33601752Alternatively talk with some anons you like from here in private and see where it goes
>>33601752It's not the solution to anything.
>>33601758I second this for >>33601292 too
>>33601750Are you a virgin
>>33601757Original ID
>>33601765Wait really lmfao
>>33601757Its supposed to be like a robot. Like droid/android
>>336017507.5 or 8/10 I thinkyou look like you'd be my UPS driver that I get flustered around
>>33601758i enjoy reading science fiction and horror books, same with movies. i play guitar and i enjoy sculpting. will play video games from time to time. i have been described as smart, funny, and kind. my boss likes to tell me that if my career doesnt work out, i should do comedy lol
>>33601750We do a little attention whoring
>>33601761I don’t know any anons>>33601762Have you ever read Veronica Decides To Die
Women do you prefer men the use deodorant or anti-perspirant?
>>33601757It's meant to dehumanize, like they're an alien or something. Similar to the word "humanoid" referring to something that is similar to a human but not a human.
>>33601757>does the "oid" in foid or moid stand for anything ?NTA. Oid means "resembling" or "shape of" in latin. Like a humanoid alien is an alien with a body shape resembling a human.
>>33601764yes, im 25
>>33601746Her uncle chose to become an incel when he raped her.
>>33601770whats ur nerdiest hobby
>>33601773You do now.
>>33601716>>33601708>>33601705>>33601704How many of you would actually go out on a date with that anon?
>>33601750solid 8 but it depends on ur personality ?>>33601755encase me in shimmery resin ..
>>33601780eeh, probably the scifi literature? some of the stuff i sculpt can be considered nerdy but i wouldnt consider the hobby itself to be nerdy
>>33601757>>33601767-oid is a common suffix, originating from Latin, that means "like". Moid and foid basically mean "things that resemble men/women".
>>33600533MStaying up late
>>33601784I'm too mentally ill and financially fucked to date anyone
>>33601789Hot.
>>33601778Sweet>>33601784I absolutley would if he would want to
>>33600533MSmoking
May a former namefag RIP
>>33601765>>33601768ah>>33601776>>33601777>>33601787ty !
Wish my boobs didn't look so pathetic :(
>>33601773>Have you ever read Veronica Decides To Diedo you have some diagnosed mental illnesses?
>>33601331Love Brandy and Mr. Whiskers. Such a great show.
>>33601794Packwatch
>>33601796*kisses your boobs approvingly*I'm proud of your boobs, sweetie.
>>33601797No
>>33601784me probsbut how would we meet ? he said he don't go out ( ;´ - `;)
>>33601757>what brand of deodorant do u use ?old spice, I'm using a vanilla flavor right now. Its just that Koreans are genetically predisposed to not smelling bad when they sweat and girl sweat is ambrosia so you using deodorant is a waste of time, money, and makes it undrinkable
>>33601796Men don't need to have tits.
wish i was white
>>33601806couldn't be me
>>33601761>>33601773>I don’t know any anons>Alternatively talk with some anons you like from here in private and see where it goesI'm too old to be bf material. But I don't mind talking platonically. I have a lot of experience with being depressed. Do you have discord?>>33601773>Have you ever read Veronica Decides To DieNo, I haven't. I see they also mad a movie out of it?
>>33601794Kek did that one anon finally kill himself?
I hate acne so much I want to wipe my face with sandpaper
>>33601747The problem with THAT argument is that you're talking about like 8 people with anime profile pictures on twitter or discord, and the problem I'm talking about is being enacted by senators, congresspeople, and mainstream media, typically across the isle on most accounts. So excuse me for not taking the fear of tankies too seriously. They have zero political power. I'm not sure if you can point me to like Bernie or AOC minimizing the plight of people trying to flee the soviet union. However I can point to politicians giving billions in tax money to hairbrained billionaire's ideas that everybody knew from the start would go nowhere or at best just be socially regressive because America is a special little boy who is too good for normal public transit or education systems because.
>>33601806Don't be racist. If you were white then you would fuck dogs.
>>33601796They are nice
>>33601804She's a fucking Indian po-well now you know
>when you like her enough to tolerate her invading your home with her child-like messes
>>33601794>>33601800>>33601809Haha yeah (who are you guys talking about)
>>33601810If you were here with me now we could be sharing creams and commiserating over their ineffectiveness together.
>>33601763Idk what to say. I'm very reserved. I like retro games, some anime, horror movies, reading about history and culture. I used to build plastic models but haven't in some years. I'm trying to learn piano but don't have an actual keyboard. I like cooking.I'm a dork.>>33601785>encase me in shimmery resin ..No, you're going straight to the neighborhood's stray cats.
>>33601806be spiritually white
>>33601816I don't know how much longer I can go on with the self improvement stuff, I feel demoralized whenever I see other people happy in a relationship.
>>33601818Me, I killed myself
>>33601811I wasn't making an argument, I was citing a historical fact. Please stop thinking in terms of arguments when you are talking to people online. That is not how dialogue works.
>>33601804>vanilla flavordid u eat it lmyaooooo>girl sweat is ambrosiainteresting .. but deodorant helps me not sweat, my sweat doesn't smell but i like being dry ^^
>>33601810That would make it worse I would think. You're not supposed to use any kind of skin care with abrasives in it.What kind of skin care routines have you tried so far to help with it?
>>33601789im financially stable but i too am mentally ill>>33601791id want to get to know you better first but im extremely manic. one day i love my solace and the next i feel the deepest sorrow knowing that im all alone and this feeling just flips back and forth endlessly>>33601803i dont know how to meet women. im not opposed to going out but my sole reason would be to meet people or go hiking, the former is the only reason why i leave
>>33601822the happiness is fake. that man is being invaded, consumed for his resources, and will soon be discarded.
>>33601818The one that kept bothering my so idk which one though
>>33601829myao*
>>33601829Jimmy
>>33601810Me too. I went to a dermatologist and she told me I have rosacea and gave me a strong retinol which burned my skin and made my acne worse, because you aren’t supposed to use retinols on rosacea.
>>33601746They were in a relationship and her unc did sudoku when their family found out.
>>33601825>deodorant helps me not sweat, my sweat doesn't smell but i like being dryagain, what a waste
jimmy dieded? :(
>>33601827If that’s manic then I should be hospitalized. It just sounds like my PMDD
>>33601816do men not like what we do ..?>>33601820oh that's okki too>>33601827sigh i wanna go hiking
>>33601824Motte and Bailey.
>>33601773If you were in europe i would give it a try
>>33601831I thought it was John or something?
Anons I have some general adviceDon't trust your feelings after sunset
>>33601831hey no jimmy is chill !!!!
>>33601847I feel the worst right when I wake up
>>33601848Idk if they are talking about Jimmy or Johnny.
>>33601848No, Jimmy is kill :(
>>33601802Have you ever read about BPD?
>>33601834:c ?no anon im not letting u drink my sweat
>>33601819>>33601826My routine even ticks all the boxes, I eat better than 90% of people my age and have acne worst than the majority as well it is bullshit. I just want to be comfortable in my own skin, metaphorically and literally. With that said, the recent redness is probably just what is due to me for eating badly last week since I didn't have time to cook ahead. That or purging from this new routine. Rn I have two cleansers (Green Tea Citrus and a raspberry refining one), clarifying pads, a Vitamin C serum, an eye serum, a moisturizer, and two face masks meant to be used in succession once a week.Thinking of reintroducing SPF and a retinoid as well, but I just hate this feeling of not wanting to leave my room and be seen by people.I'm just going to go on a complete isolated diet of dried meat, dried fruit, and Skyr. >>33601832I've been on Derm prescriptions as well before, I may just go back and get something stronger in the future, at this point I would trade most things for clear skin.
>>33601840Oh Jesus fucking Christ, what are you on about now?
>they don't know about shapeshifter-chan
>>33601746Rape dude.
>>33601852(who is johnny ?)>>33601855HWAT
Hey guys, whats up?
Femanon with big tits, please give me a chance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thD8et8hAv0&list=RDthD8et8hAv0&start_radio=1
Apparently there’s a bunch of abandoned Byzantium styled churches near my city, gonna go take photos of them tomorrow
>>33601848isn't that your man?
>>33601856Yes I don’t have that For all accounts and purposes people find me to be a stable chill woman. But that’s it
>>33601840I am not arguing with you, I am simply pointing out that live people in Europe and their descendants, not internet users, will have memories of Communism that are less than pleasant. And if you doubt this you should probably talk to more people from other cultures besides your own. That is not an argument or an attempt to advance a position, that is simply a statement.
>>33601861deer anon ?>>33601865heaven
>>33601861
>>33601864That one guy who had mental problems I think idk?
>>33601867Cool, please post them.
>>33601837it manifests itself in other areas of my life but the feelings about my solitude are usually at the forefront of my mind constantly>PMDDhad to look that up, learned somethin new today lol>>33601839>sigh i wanna go hikingfinish school first and then we can. maybe ill be in a better mental headspace by then
>>33601879>heavenfuck
Femanons some general adviceGhost your bfs/crushesif he really likes you it'll bring you closer
>>33601867be safe anon !!>>33601871no ?>>33601881ohhhhhhh johnny !!he's chill too
>>33601880i love this lil dude
>>33601886When people ghost me I start hating them and ignore them
>>33601886lmao they already do
>>33601886I would kill myself so she has to live with the guilt forever.
>>33601882I will
>>33601883are you legitimately unstable at any point or time?
>>33601695You can get a woman. What are you hung up on about talking to women?
How to get added to the myao cinematic universe?
>>33601880*smoooch*i love deer
>>33601875They aren't the twitter people I'm saying don't exist in large numbers. You're obviously just baitposting in bad faith so I don't care anymore. Feel free to continue living in fear of tankies who you're only aware of because you follow somebody who pokes fun at the same 3 of them week over week forever.
>>33601873>For all accounts and purposeslate or esl?
>>33601866come on, what did you think of this song? I think it's pretty good.
>>33601837>It just sounds like my PMDDMy mom has that...
>>33601903ESL
Lol they are lying to that anon
Femanons some general adviceIf he tries to establish boundariescorrect him by threatening to kill yourselfHis fear of losing you will let you into his heart
>>33601908No they’re not
>>33601900Namefag and be nice to her.
femanon what would you do?
>>33601339I can't decide if you're retarded, sadistically cruel, or both. Both, I suspect. What you are apparently too stupid to realise is that in the pre-marital sex case, if the sex doesn't work out, they split up and he tries SOMEONE ELSE, and keeps going until he finds someone it works with. So your actual outcomes are: Pre-marital sex: 100% chance of sexual compatibility in marriage.Post-marital sex: 1% chance of sexual compatibility, 99% chance of both partners being trapped in a miserable marriage for years that eventually ends in divorce.But sure, the second option is the more moral one, so let's go for that.
>>33601906I assumed you were american. Where are you from?
>>33601883goodluck anon :‹>>33601885gotcha
>>33601886That seems not nice when I know I need to tell him that I want him to sit on my face.
Lmao Jimmy and Johnny are dead? About time, now I have myao all to myself <3
>>33601906you said something funny earlier already but i didnt want to sound liKe an ass about it. kek
>>33601911In what world is he an 8/10?
>>33601926The subjective one nigga
>>33601922Hey, it's sorta suspicious that both your rivals mysteriously died... We're gonna need you to come down to the station sir, you will be behind the bars
>>33601857what else are you gonna do with it? the least you could do is put it to use.
>>33601926This gigachad fetishizing incel is just having a breakdown looool
Sometimes I wish women were real
>>33601900vat>>33601913hi valk !!
>>33601906What do you look like?
>>33601914"lol""lmao"
>>33601915>ppl should sleep around so she can find out if she's found the ideal dickyou are eithera) a loser who wants to push free "try out" sex whenever possible because you'll never make it any other wayb) a selfish female centrist who can't help but indirectly admit that ideal dick size is actually used for selecting a partner
>>33601933And what about the other times?
>>33601922sharing is caring ..>>33601930why do u want my sweat so bad
I cannot believe Trini is dead....
>>33601897define "legitimately unstable"im a very reasonable and analytical person. i can reason my way out of doing something bad and desu, i rarely have bad thoughts that would manifest themselves physically anyways>>33601899i go outside and everyone already has their friends, they have their boyfriends, their girlfriends etc. i have none of that. i dont have any family close to me either. i also find it very difficult to relate to people. i dont know what to say to them. i can tell them my name, what i do for work, and i might tell them my hobbies to which they'll respond with "oh that's cool" and that's the end of the conversation>>33601917thanks, and goodluck with whatever it is you're going through. i think we've talked about some of it before
>>33601941Other times I think it doesn't matter because they wouldn't want me anyway
>>33601936Yellow~Howdy doodie?
Do you guys think i'll regret giving up on women when im on my death bed?
>>33601953No, your last thoughts will be "man, dying sucks". And then you die.
Hi myao!>>33601922This aint me >:(>>33601929Officer! I WAS FRAMED>>33601953Yes
Femanons some general advicecut off your boobsthat way the men in your life will only like you for who you really are
>>33601963Unironically had an ex that would say this shit lmao
>>33601925What was it>>33601938Not great
>>33601962Tell it to the judge
>>33601947shh>>33601950im gonna kill myself my nose is stuffy n im sick .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.>>33601962hallo
>>33601947I think you need to practice more types of interractions with people then. Sometimes you can branch conversation topics from your enviornment and from complimenting people or asking them for advices/help. So you can definitely stick around and chat with us.
>>33601906So you were smrat enough to learn another language?
What makes a good bf vs say a neutral one?
>>33601962Do you have something to say to me young man? I am very busy.
If he is 8/10, I'm a 10/10 lolBe honest, anons, lying to insecure people is evil
>>33601947Did you only post yourself for meow
>>33601968>im gonna kill myself my nose is stuffy n im sickGet well soon myao
>>33601975Lol, jealousy is a bitch.
>>33601975Maybe you are.Curious, why does him being an 8/10 bother you and not the far less conventionally attractive guy being a 7.5/10?
>>33601966That's not good enoughTry to make yourself appealing to me tell me what you like about youe looks, your hair, how you style yourselfLittle details
>>33601975Hes literally one of the cutest men I’ve ever seen in my life it actually makes me a little angry because I’ve had men like him reject me
>>33601966Are you Slavic?
veins on my biceps
>>33601968Lmfao good
Good news. Load of bed laundry #1 is now in progress.The bad news is that I'm cold and now have no blanket. Idk how people do this. I guess I should have done it when it was sunny out.
>>33601975he *is* an 8/10 tho ?>>33601978i see what u did there ....>>33601981ty (◞‸◟)
>>33601965You're a homo?
>>33601968I thought I was getting sick myself. But then I blasted myself with a slight OD of vitamin C for one day and that fixed it.3000mgs, made my epidural wound weak in my back and I thought my AC was broken I was radiating so much heat, but it was worth. I don't reccomend it for first timers. 2000mgs is the daily max. But I am fat so there is more of me that needs blasting.
>>33601968How's your day been? I was waiting outside of a costco for like 2 hrs today because I was selling fish to a bunch of people but I couldn't get them to all show up around the same time lol>>33601973Your honor, I can't scratch my balls with these cuffs on
>>33601994living with temporary discomfort builds character, or something like that.
>>33601943>why do u want my sweat so badambrosia and you said it yourself, sharing is caring
goodbye
>>33601963I know one person that is divorced because they transitioned, so no.Like me for who I am and for my boobs and butt.
>>33602007adios
who the fuck are you guys talking about?
Can we bring back picrews? they were so fun
>>33602007Where are you going?
>>33602008This reminds me of how my wife divorced me after she woke up to me rubbing my sweaty gonads on her face and smearing the sweat from them all over her forehead.
>>33601972Effort posting. Neutral bf does the motions, Good bf does extra emotional labor and dates.
>>33601969>Sometimes you can branch conversation topics from your enviornment and from complimenting peoplei could try that. i suck at complimenting people, or at least it always seems shallow (in my head) when i do it>>33601978no but she's the only person here who is recognizable (besides valk but she doesnt talk to me too often) who ive talked to a decent amount. i posted for everyone
>>33602007I will keep you in my faps tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgcvN1kwG7c&list=RDCgcvN1kwG7c&start_radio=1
>>33601847I thought this was common knowledge?
I don't know, women, it's like, just the fuckin regularness of life is too fuckin hard for me or something, I don't- I don't know.
Femanons some general adviceif he says he likes youtest him by dyeing your hair and getting a tattoo
>>33601999hmm maybe i should try that ..>>33602001it's been good ! went out w friends tdy c:what kind of fish ?
>>33601680Are you hingegirl?
>>33602010Americans
>>33602011Agreed.
>>33602011pretty sure jannies started banning people for posting them
>>33602026reminder that male hands typed this posthow are you all falling for this shit
>>33601990>veins on my bicepsNice. I hate how vascular I get after a workout or when using my hands for an extended period of time, but I love it on others.>>33601816I would only have umbrage with the bed. I like my bed uncluttered.>>33602011>Can we bring back picrews? they were so funJannies seem to disagree. Better to just post them on /soc/ and link them here.>>33602025I don't give enough of a shit about any man to get a tattoo for him, nevermind to test him.
I think I fucked up by not using protection and my dick itches do I have an STD or am I just being paranoid?
>>33602042You're probably fine, but you'll always be paranoid about it until you get tested.
All I really wanna do is spend all of eternity with you
As a guy, should I read Veronika Decides to Die?
>>33601998No, my ex would threaten to get her boobs removed because she believed I was only with her because of her looks>>33602026>it's been good ! went out w friends tdy c:Fun :o what did you guys do?>what kind of fish ?I sell medaka (Japanese rice fish) I breed em
>>33602051>No, my ex would threaten to get her boobs removed because she believed I was only with her because of her looksNTA. BPDemon?
>>33602042Well, did you wash your dick of the acidic pussy juices yet?
>>33602025luckily i already had those and so did he
I hate checking out /soc/ rate threads. I'm uglier than 90% of the posters. It's so fucking over and I should kill myself.
>>33602059You think that, and then you'll have femanons here drooling over you anyways
>>33602055I took a shower afterwards so yes. >>33602044Tbh I probably should just to ease the thought.
>>33602059Saaame
>>33602059if you think you're that ugly go post yourself then. you'll have nothing to lose
WomenWhat the fuck?!
>>33601557M or F?What are you looking for?
>>33602066>you'll have nothing to loseNta but yes... doxxing. No one wants people they know irl to find out they are posting on rate threads on 4chan...
>>33602066>you'll have nothing to loseI don't like humiliation rituals. And I'm not risking some retard thinking I look cartoonishly ugly, saving my pic and spamming it elsewhere *LOOK AT THIS INCEL HAHAHAHAHA*
>>33602071Oh no, what a horrible dark secret. You'll definitely be the town pariah for... posting a selfie online.
>>33602064Like with soapAnd then you moisteurized?
>>33602074this but unironically
>>33602007>goodbyeDon't do anything extreme
>>33602072You're probably not that bad.Brandon's reposter is dead so you should be fine.
Femanons some general advicecry randomly from time to timeand tell him there's nothing he can do about itmaking him feel helpless to your distress keeps him on his toes
I'm tired of /atoga/Which board has the hottest anons?
>>33602072don't listen to her >>33602081>You're probably not that bad.the best way to keep yourself safe is to always assume that your darkest assumptions about anything are true
WomenIf I was your BF would you cook me sandwiches and bring me juice?
>>33602084Probably here since this is the most normie board.
>>33602076I used a just for men all in one
>>33602078so what he's not allowed to go sky diving??
>>33602054>NTA. BPDemonYes, like diagnosed and everything lol
Why are women like this?
>>33602081Who is Brandon
>>33602091Oof. The sex was awesome, though, right?
Women, can you recommend me a simple skin routine and what products to use? please?
and i dont want the world to see me
>>33602081>>33602093And who is his reposter?
>>33602095Describe your skin first
>>33602097Why?
>>33602097So what is that book about?
>>33602100I have absolutely no idea how to answer that lol. Normal human male skin?
>>33602086Of course I'd toast him sandwiches and serve him juice. I wonder what kind of sandwiches he likes. A toasty pbnj seems comfy. Or maybe a cuban? I like turkey and chicken salad, but like every fast food one contains cellery, which I am allergic to.
>>33601971I didn’t have a choice>>33601984I don’t feel like making myself appealing I don’t feel very appealing at all
>>33602042Why not get an STI test?
>>33601664>>33601680I'm the same but male
>>33602108>I didn’t have a choiceSo? I didn't have a choice to learn math.
>>33602097I would understand though.>No you wouldn't.Yes I would. I would understand.
>>33602105Do you have pimples? Does it feel dry? Does it look red? Does it feel oily?
>>33602103She tries to kill herself but fails and while hospitalized she meets a man and falls in love but then finds out she is really dying and they can't help her
>>33602108Do you play any games?
>>33602119That's sad. Did you see the movie?
Epidemically lonely men, if a girl set up a 'free hugs' thing somewhere in your town or city would you use her for free hugs?
>>33602093>>33602098Brandon was a dude in NY. Posted his face here as their own threads a few times in an insecure desperation, asking if he was ugly, would anyone date him, I believe he also must have had autism.
>>33602107where would you or your female friends want to be approached? ive never used dating apps but from everything that i read about them, im hesitant to use them. this is me btw >>33601947
>>33602085I am tempted, always have been. But I know that my self-esteem can't take it.
>>33602115>Do you have pimples?Not really. I rarely get pimples. Never had acne>Does it feel dry?Only around my elbos>Does it feel oily?My forehead and nose sometimes
https://youtu.be/v7GHgTJjI5o?feature=shared
>>33602122Not in a creepy way
>>33602122Yes, but I don't think it would really solve my problems.
>>33602122Probably not. I don't want to appear desperate even though I am. But I would like to let women know that it would be nice if you'd hug your male friends just to let them know you appreciate them.
>>33602122Honestly no. I would still think that she would find me creepy
>>33602129Your skin sounds fine then, why do you want a routine
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>>33602122No. I'd feel super uncomfortable
>>33602086>If I was your BF would you cook me sandwiches and bring me juice?At least
>>33602121No
>>33602122no. there are many reasons, way too many to lay out here. but it'd be terrible all around.
Why do girls feel comfortable walking around with their entire ass cheeks out at the beach?
>>33602136Idk, i thought its supposed to make you more attractive?
>>33602122I appreciate the offer, but no thank you.If I were walking by a girl with a "free conversation" sign then I'd take her up on that though.
>>33602141Do you think a guy would still like the book?
>>33602146Do you have dull or wrinkly skin? I think skincare is mostly a scam
>>33602137I already posted this last thread
Foids, never give up on your dreams
>>33602123Was he that Adam Sessler looking dude?
>>33602145They crave the male gaze and attention.
>>33602149I don't know it's been a long time since I read it
>>33602145Because my ass is amazing and people are going to stare anyways, so I might as well be comfortable.
>>33602127I'm not really sure. But probably in more relaxed enviornments like dining out or casually being in public. Apps do turn love into a numbers game kind of thing and dehumanize the experience. Even I quit them. Also most people aren't cut out for long distance relationships so trying more organic approaches is better.
>>33602094*ahem*I can neither confirm nor deny that this was the case
>>33602145>inb4 "it's not for you"
>>33602157How can you feel comfortable being that exposed, or physically comfortable with a permanent wedgie?
>>33602097what are you doing tomorrow? I have to study for a test.
>>33602157kek based
Need some booba rn :(
>>33602156I'll add it to my goodreads.
>>33602162I've been getting eye fucked by men since I was a child. I'm pretty indifferent to it at this point.
>>33602097I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM ;_;I hate being awake late a night all I can think about is the fact that I'm alone and don't have a gf to listen to sappy love songs with.
>>33602154No, he was a snow white italian mixed dude that looked hapa somehow.
>>33602150>dull or wrinkly skin?maybe?>I think skincare is mostly a scamThats what i think too, but i thought i could try something simple to see if i look better
Women, if you could choose a custom cock size for your bf, what size would you choose?
>>33602171Night time can be brutal for that. It hasn't hit me like that in a long time, but I've had some very painful nights where I felt super isolated. Just know that you'll get through it, and tomorrow is another day.
>>33602145Because I want my ass out.
Ladies have you ever posted your boobs or butt, if so do you regret it?
>>33602156Did you read the translated version?
>>33602134>>33602135>>33602139>>33602144>>33602147I see a lot of people getting in their own way!
It's male empowerment hourpost men being strong and who respect women
>>336021795"x 4.7"
>>33602188Stop being gay
>>33602181>Just know that you'll get through it, and tomorrow is another day.Thanks anon, I try my best to go through motions I know are good for me even when emotions are screaming in my ear the worst of things.Life just feels overwhelming sometimes.
I miss my moid
>>33602190
how am I supposed to use atoga now that I know what a few of the moids look likefeels weird
>>33602187If I am self-conscious, I recoil at other people touching me. I would feel extremely awkward hugging someone who doesn't mean it. Too many people around, most likely weirdos. There will probably be someone filming, I don't want to be filmed.
>>33602194Why is that bad?
>>33602194Are we as ugly as you thought?
>>33602191I get it dude. But remember, you don't feel like this all the time. It hits you like a wave right, and then the feeling passes. So if you're feeling like this tonight, just remind yourself that it will go away, and you'll feel good again. I find that once you tell yourself that, accept that you're just going to feel like this for a little bit, dealing with it becomes much easier.
>>33602187We're looking for emotional intimacy, not physical intimacy. The term imprecisely used for us is incel because a longer and more accurate term would take too long.
>>33602197>>33602198it's just weird thinking>oh this guy saying horrible shit to me might actually be cute and not some horrible little goblin man
>>33602188>It's male empowerment hour>post men being strong and who respect womenWomen respecters, report in! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H35lXdvok9s
>>33602202Maybe it's possible that there actually are a lot of awful women in the world and there are real, normal guys who have actually been treated like shit by them for no good reason.
>>33602192Where did he go?
>>33602202Dw, I'm ugly and short.
>>336021796.75 inches of length, 5.5 inches of girth. Very smooth, but veiny. Uncircumcised, with a fat head.
>>33602178Try a nice sunscreen first
go on soc and post slutty happy trails for me
>>33602202It is so weird that these guys could be cute. Agreed.You guys should be outside.
>>33602202>>oh this guy saying horrible shit to me might actually be cute and not some horrible little goblin manWell, the guy who says the majority of it was rejected by a couple of obese women.
>>33600525MNoYes
>>33602199The worst of it comes in waves but it never feels "good". Most of my family say how "proud" they are of me making progress on my own but I don't feel proud at all, if anything I feel ashamed being myself. I still feel like I've accomplished nothing and have no one.
>>33602183I posted nude (censored) progress pics on /fit/ back in the day. I don't really regret it.
>>33602211Me if I wasn't circumcised
>>33602216This
>>33602215Why would we go outside? Just for women to reject us or treat us like shit some more?
>>33602215>>33602202I'm not cute, I'm a modern day caveman.
Ugh. If a girl called me cute, it would fix my life. I wish I had a gf.
>>33602204At least they're anti porn and prostitution. So they aren't complete cucks.
>>33602216One obese woman I hooked up with a couple of times ghosted, and the other was overweight but not obese. And that was complicated.
>>33602141Will you be in /atoga/ tomorrow?
>>33602215I was about to post at you actually since you dated an atoga guy!
>>33602229any guy who is anti-prostitution but not anti-porn is a hypocrite.
>>33602228Typical man. Wants the girl to come in and fix the problem for him, rather than fixing the problem that is making the girls not want to be there in the first place.
>>33602187I have severe anxiety. An uncomfortable and empty hug from a stranger won't solve any of my problems
>>33602202What if me being a horrible little goblin man is the reason why I try to say nice things to you?
>>33602233>One obese woman I hooked up with a couple of times ghosted, and the other was overweight but not obese. And that was complicated.That's fair enough, but it's still to my point that the guys saying the most negative things probably aren't the "cute" ones femanon is thinking about.
>>33602215I can't look in the mirror without hating myself, why would I willingly choose to be seen by others?
>>33602219I want to see them. To see your progress.
>>33602239I can't suddenly become cute.And yes, I want to be desired and cherished.
>>33602242I think I'm mid. 6/10, maybe a 6.5 on a really good day.
>>33602218Are there circumstances in your life that need to change? And do you have the power to make those changes?
>>33602192What happened?
>>33602243That's literally what one of the guys said earlier >>33601411
>>33602204Women, is this a good apology?
Men, post an example of a person you consider to be a positive male role model for teenage boys. Who would you want your son watching on youtube?
>>33602204>>33602256They all look like they're in the video as part of a mandatory sex offender rehab program
>>33602243I feel the same way. Tbh, this topic is making me obsess over everything wrong with me, and how I fucked up my looks in the past by making bad decisions. It unironically gives me anxiety.
>>33602260Hasan Piker
>>33602260Arnold Schwarzenegger
>>33602260No YouTube personalities. Gordon Ramsay is actually a good role model tho
>>33602261Ty, I lol'd
>>33602260Captain KirkCaptain PicardCaptain Sisko
>>33602260>Men, post an example of a person you consider to be a positive male role model for teenage boys.My pastor>Who would you want your son watching on youtube?I hope my future son would watch whatever kind of content was of interest to him, provided it's positive and isn't harmful to him or other people. And also my church posts the sermons on YouTube but we'd go in person.
>>33602268The man who can't make a grilled cheese
>>33602260No one. If I ever have kids, they won't have unfettered access to the Internet until they're at least 16, and probably not until they're 18.
>>33602273Would you prefer Uncle Roger?
>>33602260Sonic the Hedgehog
>>33602264Sounds like a bad idea from what I do know, but I don't know that much about him desu wa. What makes you say that?>>33602266Alright I guess that makes sense.>>33602268>No YouTube personalities.probably a good idea, but unfortunately unrealistic in current year.I assume we're talking about UK TV Gordon Ramsay and not US TV Gordon Ramsay though? What about him do you think is admirable?
>>33602202>it's just weird thinking>>oh this guy saying horrible shit to me might actually be cute and not some horrible little goblin manOn the flip side. That's also who's horny posting.
>>33602158>Also most people aren't cut out for long distance relationships so trying more organic approaches is better.im open to long distance. im not sure if im ready for all of the obligations that come from being with someone, im comfortable enough where i am but maybe thats the issue. i am a committed person so long distance for my potential gf would hopefully not be stressful for her
>>33602251I'm making changes to improve the things I don't like about myself, but it takes weeks or months of consistency for results and in the meantime I am left to blind faith in the process.I got off my ass and got into college (I've asked about social stuff here a few times in the past week) but I still feel just as isolated, it's hard making connections from 0 in a new area. It doesn't help that it becomes a loop of seeing other people happy and I feel even worse about myself. Going from ~8 year shut in to being around thousands of people daily is rough, I feel like an alien. I don't even think I am hideous, I just know I could look so much better and in comparison to that vision of myself and what I could be I'm a joke. It was easier when I had time to distract myself with games but now I'm alone with my thoughts constantly.
>>33602284Yeah. Arnold isn't a perfect man and has made mistakes, but has also owned up to them and tries his hardest to make the world better.
>>33602260>a positive male role model for teenage boysGerbert Johnson
>>33602284>Sounds like a bad idea from what I do know, but I don't know that much about him desu wa. What makes you say that?He's smart, has good politics, takes care of himself. respects women, etc. Plus femanons vouch for him.
>>33602273LolIn all seriousness, he is: courageous, assertive, funny, open minded, sporty, hardworking, has good manners (when he wants to), a family man, dedicated, etc. Overall, a good set of traits to embody.
>>33602260FI would let my son watch Steve MRE
>>33602260Aragorn and Solid Snake
>>33602292substanceless brainrot
>>33602293OK retard-kun
>>33602284>What about him do you think is admirable?>>33602295Here.
>>33602097Do you play vidya?
Men lie to me
>>33602288It is hard to make connections, and I know what you mean about seeing other people be happy and sociable and feeling like you could never have that. The thing is, some people just make friends easier. You might have to step out of your comfort zone a little, and hopefully a naturally friendly person will help you along as long as you try and take first steps.You'll get through it man. I know it's hard right now, but just focus on making those positive changes little by little, and remember that things will get better for you.
>>33602300>OK retard-kunWhat part do you object to?
>>33602260Jesus Christ of Nazareth
They think I'm stupid
>>33602303Okay. You're beautiful.
>>33602281i used to unironically masturbate to stuff exactly like this on newgrounds when i was like eleven
>>33602303I'm sorry.
>>33602051hiii mb i fell asleepwe went shopping (again) n had lunch !ok goodnight everyone
Ladies, when will you be posting your beautiful faces on /soc/?
>>33602295Agreed. Just busting your balls a little.
>>33602307I don't
>>33602305The whole thing?
>>33602309You really didn't need to tell us that. Sometimes its okay to have secrets. Anyways, moid or foid?
>>33602315They will neverThey never post anything, except when they crash out once in a while
girl I was pursuing cancelled our date because she has a bf nowits overI have no other prospects
>>33602323Now do this ten more timesAnd anons will still act like it's not hopeless
>>33602315I would never.I'm an ugly gross weirdo though, so no major loss.On another note, I almost gave up on the second load of laundry for my sheets, but I'm gonna do them now, and then I'm committed to doing it all tonight. I also need to shower (I won't accidentally use shampoo as body wash like last time) - and brush and floss my teeth. Am I missing anything else I should be doing?
>>33602303>>33602307Sorry that you've been treated badly.
>>33602304Thanks again anon, it is nice to hear someone else say this stuff. I agree that all I can do is keep my head about me and continue moving forward even if now sucks.
>>33602315Like I don't see the way you people talk about Valk's picture, get real
>>33602319well i thought it was funny and people might laugh
>>33602327>Am I missing anything else I should be doing?Scrape your tongueFold your laundryWash your dishesPrepare your outfit for tomorrow before you go to bed (which you made when you woke up, right?)
>>33602329It's temporary man. I went through a truly awful period myself, where I was constantly miserable and I didn't know if it would ever change, but it did. And it'll change for you too.
>>33602332I brush my tongue. Is that the same as scraping it?I won't have any laundry to fold right now, it's just the sheets and blanket I'm putting back on the bed.
>>33602331I did giggle, can you share some of the artwork?
>>33602330Yeah, because she talks shit about others.
>>33602315I don't understand why anyone would do that desu
>>33602337i would have to go back on newgrounds and see if i could find any more. i dont have it saved
>>33602226But what do you do when one doesn't?>>33602227Some women like that.>>33602236Yeah, I did that. Would still reccomend it too, it just wasn't for me. I can see him having a more autistic gf.
Going out really is exhausting. I was outside for like 3 hours and I'm very sleepy. Social anxiety is crippling.
/atoga/, do you remember me?
>>33602332>made when you woke upThis is unsanitary! That traps the moisture from overnight under the blankets and promotes bacteria growth.
>>33602342Hop to it then, take a trip down memory lane
>>33602349That's fair, I usually shower first then make the bed.
>>33602330when did she post a pic of herself? I want to see it now
Instagram keeps giving me ads for psychological and psychiatric help.
>>33602334I'll try to keep that in mind when the mental going gets tough
>>33602345that is sweet :)
>>33602354Yeah, their AI tracks what you click on. Have you tried getting a therapist?
>>33602293>takes care of himselfclearly not
I found a really pretty girl on youtube.
There is way too much nice posting going on ITT.
>>33602353Something somebody else posted, an unflattering screencap from a video call or something
>>33602360Who is it? I'd like to see a pretty girl on youtube.
happy labor day to thread crush!!! maybe someday we could spend a labor day gutting fish after a long morning of fishing for our iconic annual couple's labor day fishy dinner
>>33602362oh... well that isnt fair to her if it was spontaneous or she wasnt told beforehand
>>33602364>maybe someday we could spend a labor day gutting fish after a long morning of fishing for our iconic annual couple's labor day fishy dinnerThis is oddly specific
>>33602361Don't worry, the thread ruiner namefag usually starts posting about now
>>33602366i'm a greedy guy, i don't even fish but i want a fishing partner. you feelin me?
>>33602349How long is necessary to wait until making it?
>>33602371From what I've heard, at least an hour. Personally I just go with the "don't" method. Better safe and ugly than pretty and smelly.
>>33602260
>>33602303are you okay?
>>33602373he is dying of cancer as we speak
>>33602349jesus anon, genuinely the faggiest thing i've seen this month so far, be a man ffs
>>33602377Being a man is sleeping in bacteria soup?
>>33602312All good lol, goodnight :)>>33602364How about a thread fishing friend? :o
>>33602372Unfortunately I live in a studio and use my bed as a couch during the day. It's uncomfortable to sit on top of when the bed isn't made the way I like it.
women not sure if you can see it well, but do you notice the kind of rough bumpy texture on his neck? looks like constantly raised goose bumps. I have this. Is that ugly? >>33602373
>>33602349...how moist are you making your bed at night?
>>33602347>do you remember me?
>>33602260Honestly? Steady diet of Iroh compilation videos, InternetAristocrat/MisterMetokur's stuff, and CaspianReport
>>33602384Just about everyone sweats overnight, my guy. Even if it's not "your bed is drenched in the morning" level, it's enough to cause problems.
I haven't made my bed in months. I can see blood stains from when I had a nose bleed last month. I don't have a duvet, there are multiple pieces of clothes, specially socks, in btween my sheets, pieces of trash like receipts, empty cookie packs, monster cans, and some sheets of paper on the floor. On top of the accumulated dust, crumbs, various small objects scattered on the floor, some clipped toe nails and hairs I've shed. And you people are telling me you make your bed everyday? Fucking casuals. I thought this place was for fuck ups.
>>33602379being a man is sleeping regardless of the bacteria soup situation because their immune system is strong enough to not be bullied my blanket bacteria
>>33602383I'm pretty sure those are your hair follicles. It's normal. I would not notice and if it was pointed out to me I would be confused why anything was said
>>33602389A-Asmongold? is that you?
>>33602375No I'm upset
>>33602379I never understood the appeal of Harpies but now I think I get it. I want to be wrapped up in those wings...Now post a monstergirl with HUGE titties
>>33602389fucking stream WoW again already
>>33602364if you like fish you should try isaki sashimi while it's still in season, it's so good when the skin is left on the cut and lightly charred
>>33602392No bugs, I hate insects. I cleaned up the dirty dishes I had, now I only have a glass of water. And less empty monster cans. Lots of empty boxes of medicine pills, too.
>>33602393i'll listen if you want to vent?
>>33602391Is that really just hair follicles? There's a clear transition from regular smooth skin to bumps around my neck and chest. Here's another example i found
>>33602349I think me leaving my bed slightly moist before making it is probably the last thing I should be concerned about with regards to its being unsanitary.Anyway I HAVE put the second load of laundry in! Now as long as I put it all back together I'm set and I'll officially have my life together.
Girls, I like a lot of new wave and synthpop music. Do you?
>>33602390Even outside of the immune system, bacteria stinks. I'm not trying to get Dutch ovened because you want the blanket to be pretty.>>33602396I don't particularly like huge titties, so this is the biggest I've got.>>33602403If you want a stinky bed, be my guest.
>>33602405I don't know what different genres of music mean. What kind of music is that?
I hate to ditch a good thread, but it's time for bed. Good night anons. Thanks for being kind about the /soc/ selfies earlier.
>>33602397Never played WoW in my life. I-is it that bad? I'm not that gross...
>>33602410It was popular in the 80's. It's alternative music, often with a lot of electronic elements. Like New Order, Depeche Mode, Pet Shop Boys, Blondie, Talking Heads
>>33602411get outta here chadlite... you're not one of us any more T^T
>>33602408how stinky could it be if I'm washing my bed stuff every week? I have a waterproof mattress protector (thank god, otherwise it'd be over), so I don't think the moisture bacteria stink would be penetrating that and into the actual mattress.
>>33602401I do not want to
>>33602398i'm about to live in the rocky mountains and won't trust anyone there trying to sell me any sashimi but sashimi sounds so good rn. you're gonna make me weep.a few weeks ago, i took my grandma out to this fairly upscale restaurant, ate some steel head they were preparing, some of the tastiest fish i ever had. they had a perfect beurre blanc sauce on it with smashed potatoes as well. i'm so hungry rn...
>>33602408if lamias lay eggs, why does she have a belly button?
>>33602408It's just a little sweat, lil bro. Do you get this weirded out when your girlfriend sleeps over too?
>>33602402Might be millia
>>33602416that's okay, I hope you feel better,
>>33602418Why do Adam and Eve have belly buttons even though nobody gave birth to Adam and Eve?
>>33602423Wait but then who was dog?
>>33602422I won't
>>33602412He's >>33602397 calling you Asmongold
>>33602402Keratosis pilaris
>>33602415Depends on how much you or anyone else in the bed sweats, how recently you / they bathed before getting in bed, etc. I personally noticed a significant decrease in odor when I stopped making mine.>>33602418If lamias are reptiles, why do they have breasts? There are many monster girl mysteries that are usually up to individual creators to answer. I didn't make her, don't ask me!>>33602419A little sweat that snowballs into bacteria soup when covered up all day.
>>33602426can I pray for you?
>>33602408>I don't particularly like huge tittiesgay
>>33602423Who says they do? The artistic representations we have are not really based on any description in the bible
>>33602426you gotta turn that frown upside down, pussy clown
I've been texting back and forth with her all day and we're going out on Friday but I still feel like nothing is going to happen. Because why would I suddenly get a gf now at 32 years old? >>33602427>>33602412gonna head over to /wowcg/ and announce I'm selling invites to the Asmon thread
>>33602427I know. I wanted more (You)'s but idk how to reply to make conversation :/
>>33602430Yes please unless you are going to pray for something bad
>>33602402oh fuck anon, you NEED to get to a doctor asap, that's one of the earliest warning signs before a person comes down with AFRICANIZED AIDS (the worst kind!!!)
>>33602431Small titty is home. Small titty is love.
I think I've been uncharacteristically angry today because I've suppressed my desire to look at attractive women on the internet.Foids, what do you think?
youre never gonna love me so whats the use whats the point in playing a game youre gonna lose whats the point in sayin you love me like a friend whats the point in sayin its never gonna end youre too proud to say that you made. a mistake youre a coward till the end i dont wanna admit that we're not gonna fit no im not the type that you like why dont we just pretend
>>33602437>Yes please unless you are going to pray for something badi wouldn't pray for anything bad. take care
>>33602421>>33602428Is it ugly tho?
>>33602440>AFRICANIZED AIDSI have that
>>33602408Thanks for the tits
>>33602389Foids, is this unattractive?
>>33602435Also, she's a titcow among titcows so it's even harder to not think things are way too good to be true
>>33602446No it looks like nothing and you have nice collarbones that I want to pour milk into and drink out of
>>33602448welp, time to shut down the country for two weeks and disrupt an entire generation of children whose brains are already 13% microplastics
>>33602436You click their post number and the text box should pop up with >> infront of their post number and you type your message under that
>>33602443Why can't you just talk to women?Are you mad because you didn't jerk off to random women? I don't understand.
>>33602455Bro I'm a man and I literally said that was an example image I found lmao
Girls, do you like this style of bikini?
>>33602462Um okay I'm a girl but sorry
>>33602463God I love female hips so much
>>33602443Don't make your inability to breed my problem.
>>33602417trout with potatoes sounds lovely, maybe once you finish moving you could go fishing there and try to replicate the dish. it would make a comfy campfire dinner esp with the backdrop of the rocky mountains
>>33602451only if you are insecure about it (ironically). the only thing that truly puts off women is visible insecurity (hence why they go into relationships with abusers, or get icked out by things), self-owned men are about as attractive as it gets to a woman
>>33602467yeah!! i do tech shit and creative shit all day and am in my house 24/7, i so badly want to get into outdoorsy stuff, honestly my future is probably a kaczynski remote cabin set up desu
>>33602464No rudeness intended. Just pointing out that wasnt me
>>33602465I don't see any hips in that pic though
I want a girl to worship my collarbones very much
>>33602455>I want to pour milk into and drink out ofHot...
>>33602463Idk, it doesn’t suit her
>>33602473Whatever
>>33602444Huh.
>>33602441Woo
thank you everyone for the kind words, i think it was good motivation for me to start getting my life together a bit more and work on my mental health. being desired feels nice. goodnight anons
>>33602480LMFAO this might be the most girl-vibed response i have ever seen on this site, like it is crazy how confident i am you aren't a man or tranny
>>33602485Goodnight, and goodluck.
>>33602485Why can't I be your gf
>>33602463She would look much better in a one piece
>>33602485aw, you'll get there anon! you just gotta keep rolling the dice. sweet dreams!
>>33602405Yeah I do
>>33602486Lol
>>33602489Powerful words...
>>33602477I want to kiss his collarbones.
>>33602489i dont want to make any promises but give me til the end of the year, im not going anywhere lol. this is my last response for the night
>>33602496Lol, why is anon acting like this?
>>33602490>one piece
As a woman, we need to love and appreciate men more. Agree?
>>33602461I'm not choosing to be angry. Nor is my anger directed at anything in particular. Just angry, uncharacteristically, and the only thing I've done different is say to myself "I won't drink any of that cold delicious stuff in the fridge," just to flex my willpower muscle in the mirror. Except replace stuff with attractive women and fridge with the internet.>>33602466You interpreting it like that is a (you) thing.
>>33602498I'm guessing he's one of the two atogans that posted himself on /soc/
>>33602183Not here but yes
>>33602500Moid hands :(
>>33602502I just came here. Where? In the soctoga thread? I don't see anything.
>>33602501>(you) thingYou make it one if you act mean to me because you can't get your dick wet.
>>33602508Not in soctoga>>33601292>>33601695
>>33602471>i do tech shit and creative shit all daylike what?>and am in my house 24/7, i so badly want to get into outdoorsy stuff, honestly my future is probably a kaczynski remote cabin set up desusame, i used to go camping at least twice a year but now i barely have time to do anything but shitpost passively while i'm at my computer. going innawoods would be a nice change of pace
>>33602500Why more?
>>33602508>I just came here. Where? In the soctoga thread? I don't see anything.Thirsty femanon
who remembers the discussion we had the other day about foids soaking in the bath while they browse atoga?
>>33602517What about?
>>33602515I'm not thirsty. Just curious and I like gossip.
>>33602514Because men are underappreciated and deserve some lifting up
>>33602501Why did you program yourself that way that you subsist upon instathot reels instead of talking to real women?Why would you feel angry for not doing that?
I am a 4/10.
>>33602511Nice, thanks!
>>33602517>who remembers the discussion we had the other day about foids soaking in the bath while they browse atoga?>Femanons might've chatted with me nakedActivated almonds.
what is the best bath snack ?
>>33602527Cheese or fruit
>>33602527Pp
>>33602517I missed the discussion but I do that
>>33601348
>>33602517Did'n't know they bathed
>>33602527>what is the best bath snack ?Femanon's nipples
>>33602534I wonder what this poster looks like
For either who have tried: Does sex in a bathtub work? My gf wants to try it but considering what happens to cum when it's in water, I'm wondering if it would be essentially be like unlubricated sex
Femanon with big boobs, please give me a chance.
>>33602535Chad
Femanons with jet black hair, give me a chance
>>33602536It's possible. Won't say that either of you might actually like it. Below water, her natural lubrication will also dissapate making it kind of rough.
>>33602523>Why would you feel angry for not doing that?I don't know.>Why did you program yourself that way that you subsist upon instathot reels instead of talking to real women?The women I talk to are not attractive or interesting. Instathots aren't interesting or being talked to either but they are attractive and that works for fantasy.Maybe the diet of fantasy has kept me removed from the frustrations of every day living. Like a person who has a special paradise of a beach they go to in their mind, and I took that away from myself.
>>33602542>Below water, her natural lubrication will also dissapate making it kind of rough.That's what I was thinking and that sounds like it would be pretty unpleasant, so we might have to rethink this
>>33602502Probably the one that typed in all lower case
>>33602535>I wonder what this poster looks likeLike Ramsey Bolton, apparently.
Do virgin women carr about sex?
>>33602538>>33602540Keep going, I want to see how far down on the lost I am
>>33602548trruck
>>33602461>Why can't you just talk to women?Is the point to make him angrier?
>>33602525NTANow rate 'em, those are the rules.
>>33602548They want it supercharged
>>33602550Kek
Tomboys, please give me a chance.
>>33602556Why should we
>>33602512>like what?for my work, it's kinda hard to explain as it is very broad but i do contract gigs to generate useful data, or reviewing other people's work. for creative shit, solo gamedev. i do not like being idle and as a result all of my time is spent making cash or making game>same, i used to go camping at least twice a year but now i barely have time to do anything but shitpost passively while i'm at my computer. going innawoods would be a nice change of pacei was so close at the start of this year to genuinely drop everything and go do the appalachian trail. i don't have much excuse for my hermitness, i'm kind of just a ghoul, though.what's got you so busy, now?
>>33602549Femanons who post on atoga, please give me a chance
>>33602557>Why should weHonestly, you probably shouldn't. But >>33602549 wanted to know our "types."
I needed him but he seemed disgusted to touch me
>>33602564You didn't actually need him.
Femanons who like rude, demanding men, give me a chance now
>>33602536M- It's not fun, I wouldn't recommend. But if you have a big enough bathtub a relaxing bubblebath together is very nice and I can recommend. Have the bathroom super clean, light some unscented candles (the bubbles will be enough scent let her breath), have the water be warm but not too hot so you don't cause her to overheat, have something that can scoop and pour water with so you can take turns pouring water over each other, and don't force it to drag on let it wrap up naturally so you both can get out and snuggle or whatever else she wants to do.
Men would you let me do sounding to you
>girl I'm seeing said she wanted me to cum in her so much that it changes her DNA resultsI've only ever seen that posted here and I'm really wondering if she lurks
>>33602548Yes
Skinny brunettes with shoulder length hair who wear jeans and band t-shirts, please give me a chance.
>>33602570No! I would cry from pain. Best I can do is let you lick the hole
>>33602570no, sounding is not very pleasant, sorry
>>33602559yay..
>>33602565I did
>>33602570Maybe? The fear of something going wrong is a really strong deterrent though. If you really really wanted it and were excited about it I might concede and let you try but the thought of putting something in my urethra is horrifying.
>>33602569So probably no playing with each other or anything like that in the tub? I'm cool with the sensual stuff obviously but she always likes to make me cum as much as possible (which is both awesome and sometimes painful).
>>33602571No, that's a common lewd talking topic
>>33602576You say this as if you have experience with it...
Jesus, Lord almighty our savior, please let me give you a chance.(You) should give him a chance too, y'know...
>>33602582It is? I'd honestly never heard it outside of here before
>>33602570that is a hostile act against my health which violates the non-aggression pact therefore I will strike back and subdue you and then kidnap you and you will provide value to me as a slave
>>33602574me too me too!
>>33602570Yes. I've done it to myself.But you'd ghost or flake or just turn me down so what does it matter?
>>33602570seems like it would be agony if you coomed during
GuysWhat’s your type? Appearance only
>>33602589Did you like it what did it feel like
>>33602592Anne Hathaway
>>33602578You'll find another guy who's a better fit.
>>33602580the whole thing is anti-lube where you need it and lube where you don't, nothing lines up in the confines of a bathtub filled with two people and even for normal guys who can mast half a day around a gf the thing will likely be surprisingly floppy
>>33602583lmao yes. i like prostate stuff a lot so the idea sounded interesting, and it was kinda just not. it's not unpleasant when you get used to it, but neither is it ever pleasant.
>>33602592Not fatNo piercings or tattoos on her faceKnows how to clean and groom herselfThat's pretty much it
>>33602592she's feminine and pretty
>>33602596No
>>33602592Lizzy Caplan
>>33602592Big boobs, long hair, fair skin. Bit pudgy, light eyes are bonus points.
>>33602593It was alright. The sensation itself was a little weird but not bad, but it was a little scary and I imagined a woman doing it to me, which made it better.Again though, not sure why it matters.
>>33602601You will
>>33602604Nta but imagine being SUCH a miserable cunt lol
>>33602592Probably this.
>>33602607Just being honest.
>>33602552nta, but 6.5/10 for the first and the rest of the ladies were right on the second, 8-8.5/10. I wish more of us would rate them, they both look good in their own ways
>>33602609Not really, it's not relevant at all to the discussion to add your pity farming cringe.
>>33602592Her
>>33602592based on my dating history:blue or green eyeslong hairsome asstits on the smaller sidegirl next door styling
MenWho's your "the one that got away"? How did you fumble her and what made her so special?
>>33602551Why is it going to make him angrier? That's just life.
>>33602600That’s a good answer
>>33602611Yeah I was pleasantly surprised we have some decent moids aroundIdk about the personalities though
>>33602615Okay unfortunately it's very moid brained. She was simply the most beautiful girl I've ever met, and almost impossibly cool. I liked her interests, I read her articles. I asked her out and she said yes, but then the next time I saw her she changed her mind. I cried on the way home. If she had just said no initially it would have been whatever, but it was the fact that she must have thought about me in that time and decided I wasn't good enough.
>>33602614What is ‘girl next door style’?
Femanons, do care about the male existence?
>>33602616Have you ever dealt with women? They're awful.>>33602612Just saying, I'm never going to experience it for real, and that colors my experience of it solo.
>>33602615There was a cute redhead I went out with for a while in college and she was incredible. We'd hang out playing N64 games, fuck constantly, go out for food after long days and chat all the time. She also never wore panties and would often go out with a buttplug in her, it was hot as fuck. Somehow I fumbled it and we drifted apart, I don't even know what happened, she was there and then she wasn't.
>>33602622>Have you ever dealt with women? They're awful.You've never had a gf though
>>33602615It was a girl from high school. We were friends, she was fairly attractive (decent face, nice legs, decent ass, big tits) and we flirted a lot.I just never asked her out because she was usually dating someone, and I assumed I didn't have a chance with her. I finally worked up the nerve to ask her to prom my senior year but she got angry at me because someone else had asked her before I did and she had said yes. A few weeks later I graduated and I haven't really seen or talked to her since then.
>>33602624But I've still had enough experience with them to know what they're like.
Women, in your opinion, how long should you wait before sex in a relationship?
>>33602557>Why should weNTA. Because I can appreciate your archetype, while also appreciating that you're an individual.
>>33602622I'm a woman. People are awful.
>>33602627>gf had sex with me the night of our first date>bareback too, her idea>i didnt even resist because im a horny idiot>next day she calls and is really nervous because of what we did>started asking me if i've been tested recently and things like that>i had been so it was okay>and she also had been earlier and tested again anyway a few weeks laterOverall sex on the first date was surprising and fun, and we're still dating almost a year later. The sex is also still as good as the first time somehow, it's bizarre but we can't get enough of each other.
>>33602627Depends on how long you have know them. In your friend circle, the degree of connection kinda plays rule. If you have been good friends for a long time, you are more likely to feel comfortable enough to share your body with them if you date. If it is someone you are more unfamiliar with, I would for sure not be a first date lay but if I was exteremely fond of them, maybe second date material.
>>33602627I dont know, when both feel ready
>>33602627>>33602634
>>33602626>But I've still had enough experience with them to know what they're like.Not really, not if one hasn't loved you. I mean, even your misogyny is kind of shallow. Imagine how it'd feel to find out your children aren't yours after 15 years of marriage. That would have some depth to it.
>>33602637I've seen a lot of things like that happen to other men I know, and I have actually been on a decent number of dates as well as being around women in my family, coworkers, school, etc. all my life.I don't really believe women can love men.
6 people have killed themselves at the same place this week. I was thinking of doing it that same way.
>>33602618They described themselves after they posted. They both seem like the nerdy kind
>>33602592I am pretty broad in type, but I emphasize my focus on how cute her face and hair are.
i feel like i have severe daddy issues but i don't actually know what to do about it or like how to express it so i just end up being really weird with a weird energy that doesn't do anything good
>>33602643Please don't.
>>33602643>6 people have killed themselves at the same place this weekCould there be something in the environment that's fucking people up? That seems really high.
>>33602647M or F? What kind of weird stuff do you get up to?
>>33602643I hope you don't. Is it a poor area?
>>33602653the weird big thing that keeps bothering me is i'm very good at a lot of stuff, i'm like naturally knacky with a lot of different things and i learn fast, but for some reason like every time i have to do something new i will be bad at it on purpose so somebody helps me and teaches me how to do it, but i actually am good at it already, so then i get better really quickly so the person feels like they're a good teacher and i listen to them well. also i dont think guys get daddy issues or if they do we don't usually call it that
What's the best videogame I can play to pretend I have friends or a gf?I hear you have a wife who loves you in the most recent Metro game, so I'm gonna play that. But is there anything else?
>>33602645I think >>33601820 is the first one, >>33601770 is the second
>>33602615We were both just out of highschool, different schools- we had met through some friends. There was always a very strong attraction between us- and she was the first woman I'd ever spent the night with, although we never had sex. She was short, had milky white skin that bruised easily, and a fat butt. I still remember the exact feel of her kissing my neck, the exact intoxicating smell of her hair, and my panic when she started sucking so hard on my collarbone area to leave a hickey. But we were from two completely different worlds; I barely had a home growing up, all the hours I worked to drive went to a car that my mother took to drive. I had zero prospects and the economy was trash. She was from a ritzy house with Daddy paying for her to go to an expensive college. So she went to college and I went into the military. She wrote me letters for a bit and I wrote back, and after a year of srs military bsns I had leave to see her- she wasn't going home for the holidays so I visited her place in the college town. She wanted me to smoke weed with her, and go to trash bars to get wasted and hit on by random guys. I very easily realized I would be a complete idiot to think this was going to work- I mean, neither of us had ever acted like we were official or anything anyway, and we had move to worlds even farther apart than before.>"Don't look at me like that" she said.>Actually puzzled, I asked "Like what?">"Like you're in love with me">"Ah." Then I kissed her and left.And my heart has not beat like that for someone ever again.
>>33602621Just his. I want better for his life.
Femanons will you miss me when I stop coming to this thread?
>>33602661I don't even know who you are.
>>33602656NTA. Do you think it's a desire for praise?
>>33602661It would depend on who you are.
>>33602660>I want better for his lifeHe just bought a fucking ranch. I'm sure he's doing fine
>>33602659that is beautiful and you are in pain so i cannot be too mad at you but i would massively appreciate it if you didnt make me also be in pain about it too it
>>33602662>>33602664Okay sorry
>exchanged more texts with one girl today than I have with probably 10 different girls in the last 5 years.Bros? I think we are finally back.
>GenderWhat’s your favorite:>Flower>Movie outside of hollywood>Dish that your dad cooked>dish that your mom cooked>season
>>33602656Honestly it does just sound like this >>33602663 idk if that's what women call being a pickme but it's something you can be more conscious of. I almost feel like it would be better to show someone how good you are at something without them teaching you
>>33602663i really dont know! i also for some reason pretend stuff is new to me, like a food or a movie or whatever, so someone can be like oh let me show it to you. i don't even like lying but i do all of this sort of stuff in a compulsive way. i don't think i really enjoy it. i am not being cute i'm being very weird.
>>33602640NTA, why did you stop posting "I hate women"?
>>33602672MSpider Lilly (dont care if this is cringe, they are really cool)FF7 advent childrenSoupAlfredoRainy
>>33602661If you're not one of the namefags, yes
>>33602665Do you need some well wishes for your life, anon?
>>33602675I kind of used to do that. But for me It was more a fear of the other person knowing more about it, or doing it better.
>>33602666nah luci, it was enough time ago that I don't feel nothin' much about it anymore. I've had LTR and breakups since then, but that was the "one that got away"
>>33602674i am not above concluding it's weird or shitty but i feel like a pick me does stuff in a more 'i know what im doing' way but this is all super impulsive and weird and i KNOW its better to just be cool and competent and i'd like that more i think, im not even like oh i want to be all helpless, that's dumb, i don't want that, but this keeps happening and then when i like get clarity i cant just be like "nevermind i was being neurotic. you can go i know how to do this i lied."
>>33602657Stardew Valley
Do anons ever play webfishing?
>>33602657I'm realizing now that every game I play has a protagonist just being alone and doing his own thing.>Deus Ex>RDR2>STALKER (all 4 games)>GTA IV
>>33602698i didnt like it
>>33602657EraTohoTWYou date girls and can have sex with them and otherwise, you just live life
How can i date a woman who is not terminally online?
>>33602703Wrong place to ask buddy
>>33602700Okay well that's the opposite of what I was asking for, but thanks.
>>33602705Maybe i'm stupid, but i feel like the femanons here are not as insane as other places. I've seen so much unhinged shit on twitter and reddit
>>33602672MDaffodilsDo Spaghetti Westerns count?If so The Good, the Bad, and the UglyN/APastaWinter
>>33602680>Spider lily That’s beautiful. I’ve never seen them before>SoupWhat kind of soup?My mom had the best spinach soup in town, when I was a kid. And I miss her soup everyday.
>>33602672FCherry blossomGodzilla Minus One Okonomiyaki, dont know the translationRamenSummer
>>33602703>>33602709not terminally online is different than not crazy.
>>33602709the femanons here are still terminally online
>>33602712>Do Spaghetti Westerns countI guess so they arrived in Rome when CineCita was financially ruined after the fall of Mussolini and new american directors found Hollywood Studios to be far too expensive.>The Good, the Bad, the UglyI consider Enio Moriconne to be one of the greatest master in the history of OST.>N/ASorry for your loss
>>33602717we love 4'10 japanese femanon!
>>33602677I still do, even though salty foid mods keep banning me for it.
>>33602703Find an Amish girl, maybe. It's really hard to find a modern girl that isn't on her phone all the time.They use that shit more than we use our computers.As soon as they invented a computer that goes in your pocket/purse, it was over.
>>33602717>OkonomiyakiApparently it simply translate as «japanese pancake»>Godzila minus oneLooks entertaining.
>>33602714>What kind of soup?Chicken soup!> And I miss her soup everydaysorry to here that, friend
>GenderWhich countrie’s diet cause the stinkiest sweat?
This thread tonight has been a femanon’s paradiseIn other words, Hell
>>33602720>Sorry for your lossHe's not dead just a bad person.>I consider Enio Moriconne to be one of the greatest master in the history of OST.True. The Thing score kicks ass.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meU2gAU7Xss&list=RDmeU2gAU7Xss&start_radio=1
>>33602672Anon, I think you highly overestimate how many parents actually cooked meals instead of using ready meals and fast food. Almond parents are extremely rare and TV is just idealistic.Anyway, I like gardenias, fresia, and magnolias.The indie movie of choice would probably be donnie darko, since I can't remember any others.And summer. Especially when there's a mild flood worth of rain pouring down, and it's warm enough to be essentially standing freely outside to let it wash over you. Then afterwards, you drive at night, the streets are fogged but your headlights bounce into the trees off the puddles.I'm going to sorely miss this warm weather.
Women would you marry a man who wants to doomsday prep a bit?
>>33602672MLiliesDragon Ball Super BrolylollolAutumn
>>33602737>Parents never cooked, only fed you fast foodThat explains something, at least.
>>33602672m>flowerhoneysuckle>non-hollywood movieyoutube video stitching every xenoblade chronicles cutscene into one video>dad dishhe used to make this fried chicken that was really good, he'd make some kind of weird crust using potato flakes.>dish that mom cookedmy mom never really cooked anything>seasonoh winter/holiday for sure, i was strongly raised to believe in santa claus
>>33602739not in this political climate. too likely to be insane. men can do fun things again when they've earned the benefit of the doubt back.
>>33602746>foids actually believe shit like this
>>33602747look on the bright side, if women weren't judgy and annoying about our hobbies, there wouldn't be an endless number of questions for them and arguments to keep this thread going for like 10 years 3000 posts a day
>>33602746Im not american, if that makes it better>men can do fun things again when they've earned the benefit of the doubt backThis probably would blackpill me other days, but im not in the mood right now
Women are the ultimate blackpill.
>>33600502M or FWhat do you think about freckles?
>>33602737>Almond parentsDon’t get me wrong, my mom would by junk and Merdonald alot but my parents also cooked alot.My mom worked alot when I was a kid so she would sometimes be too tired to cook and would like to go to a junk’s drive trough when my dad was absent.Now a day Mardo is so expensive, the tendies are like 1$/pieces. I can buy over 2 kg of chicken hearts for the price of 20 mcnuggetd.
>GenderShould I get fleshlight?I got dumped a few months ago, and while the emotional pain has subsided, now that I don't have a nice, warm pussy to cum in, the horniness is absolutely destroying me.Should I just breakdown and get something to fuck?
>>33602752MAlways adorable
>>33602753
>>33601533>>33601539LmaoSorry I got really drunk with ppl last night>>33601541>You think it's impossible for a man to like a woman but still not ask her out?>YesBrev we are not all chad/stacy lmao, why would I ask someone out>>33601544What are you the hall monitor
>>33602752MaleThey can be cute but e-thots like this have sort of ruined them.
>>33602752Fakest looking freckles ever on those chicks, looks like they got sharted on while eating ass.
>>33602752FFreckles cute.I'm even fine with fake freckles, but not to the degree that those girls are doing it, that is excessive.
Ever read Gulliver's Travels? I read part of it today and Gulliver got molested by giant women.
>>33602549So how far down were you?
Chad reporting in; what are doing this weekend normies? I’m going to finish watching Scarface 1983 and might hit the club later on
>>33602752M, biased bc I have them (though not as many as I used to) but yeah they're pretty cool >>33602657HuniePop jk
>>33602764This
>>33602754I bought sleeve a few months ago and my penis went trough it!
>>33602773Like it broke?
>>33602770I've played huniepop (The first one, the others seem less fun). It's actually a fun matching game, and until you start getting repeating dialogue with the girls, some of is is unironically funny. I'll never forget what a huge cunt Audrey is, in an entertaining way.I don't want to play it again though.
>>33602182but why do you want that?
>>33602696>StardewI wonder if she'll have a celebratory threesome since 1.7 was announced.
>>33602757>Parent’s would buy junk food but they would also cook>Mcdo is shit food so Call it Merdo>Mom would go to drive true, to buy junkfood>Now a few mcnuggets are more expensive than kgs of real chicken meat
>>33602754>>33602773I bought a cheap one but my dick got stuck in it from the suction. Then I bought a real one and it was bigger, and it was actually pretty good. Keeping t clean was a pain, though.
Okay folks. It's 3am and I need to take my sleeping meds or I'm gonna be up all night. But I finished all my laundry, just need to put the bed back together.While it was doing laundry things I finished Half Life: Alyx. It was neat. Predictable ending, but still the only non-gimmick VR game that is any good. I started playing it 2, maybe 3 years ago and I haven't had space again until recently because everything is a disaster. But I'm even if it's not anything important I'm happy I can check that off the list so that it isn't weighing on me anymore, tiny though it is.
Women, why is your cum so much cooler than ours?
>>33602776Based, yeah it's unironically a fun puzzle game>I'll never forget what a huge cunt Audrey isBased, yeah she was my favouriteI made a compilation of all the times she berates you kek https://voca.ro/1o2MHBU1JpPg>>33602783>my dick got stuck in it from the suctionDarwinism award worthy>>33602767>what are doing this weekend normiesWorking the evenings but it's a friend's birthday and my ex is back in town so probably go out for drinks or play games in the daytime
>>33602775>The fucksleeve brokeYes my penis made a hole in it after like 2 week I did use their recommanded water cleanerIt’s the only sexshop in my town.I also bought a vibrating cockring and the batteries had zero autonomy.
>>33602723Yeah! Thank you
>>33602729Okay. It looks very different from western pancakes.You should watch the movie it’s really good
>>33602723This is true
>>33602786>I made a compilation of all the times she berates you keklol, jeez.The line in her intro where she's arguing with the single mom hairdresser and she goes>What? Did I hurt your WHOOoooorrreeee feelings?Is burned into my brain forever.
>>33602786I got it out, but it kinda hurt.>>33602787Oh, I have actually done this too. I bought some other cheap toys and a couple of them eventually started to split down one side.
>>33602766I don’t think I made the list
>>33602765M, yeah I read it in school as a kid. Jonathan Swift definitely had a giantess kink lol
Women, which /gif/ threads do you like?
>>33602800BMAF
>>33602797Aw, that sucks.
>>33602795I can't imagine having a libido high enough to get a sex toy desuI fap like once a week at most, in like 5 minutes before a shower>>33602793>>What? Did I hurt your WHOOoooorrreeee feelings?Lmao yeah she was based for that Her voice actress Brittany Lauda has done tons of stuff, really talented
Femanon, what do you think is your most attractive feature(s)?
>>33602786I wish I owned a day time talk show like Dr.Phil or Jerry Springer where I interview incels and femoids infront of a live audience
>>33602787>It’s the only sexshop in my town.>"Hey I bought this cock sleeve two weeks ago and it already broke.">"Sorry man, we got a strict no refunds policy.">"This is outrageous! I'll take my business elsewhere!">"You'll come crawling back, we're the only game in town. You gonna drive 30 miles just to buy a cock sleeve?">"Well then I'll start my own sex shop and drive you out of business.">"My cousin works at the permit office, no way you'll get approval. Face it, man. There's no fighting city hall. Walk your dry dick on out of here before I call the cops."Stories like this happen every day in America.
>>33602800I just checked.Those all seemed pretty terrible.It's been a long time since I went to /gif/, there used to be more... 'normal' threads, unless I'm misremembering. I didn't realize it was only 5 pages now? What couldn't 4chan pay the extra 30 dollars a year for a couple hundred more webms?Anyway, I guess I like the short haired girls thread.
>>33602752M I love them and I've always loved them
>>33602807>Anyway, I guess I like the short haired girls thread.That's my favorite too. And, yes. /gif/ has declined considerably.
>>33602801I thought you were asleep, myao?
>>33602803You have no idea. I've fapped like three times in the last 24 hours, and two of those involved at least an hour of edging.
>>33601515How was the fuck?
>>33602809Which short haired girl in it is your favorite?
>>33602592First thing that pops to mind is Maya Higa, so her I guess
>>33602807>I didn't realize it was only 5 pages now?idk whats the rationale, but they significantly reduced the number of threads on /gif/ when they started allowing mp4 files of 4chan
>>336028141 secLet me remind myself
>>33602813Please don’t larp as me it’s so cringe
>>33602816She's pretty, and probably alright herself, but anybody who associates with the streamer-sphere she does is just maximally unattractive. Streamer culture is a blight on humanity.
>>33602807>It's been a long time since I went to /gif/, there used to be more... 'normal' threads, unless I'm misremembering.you're not. trannies and perverts have taken over all the spaces. I wouldn't even think of checking there even just to see how bad it is.
>>33602816She gotta be hitting these poses on purpose...>>33602812Pretty based desuI guess I don't have the libido or patience/time for that kekI only fap when I'm horny to stop myself thinking with my dick, like every few days
>>33602821I see streamer clips on youtube and sometimes they're funny but I don't get people who want to sit watching streams for hours, let alone hanging out in the chat and sending them money.
>>33602814>>33602818The girl in the 3rd gig is really cute. Not a fan of the fake freckles though. Which is your favorite?
women if we are dating, do i get to touch your boob without asking?
>>33602807>short haired girls threadI don't wanna go on /gif/ but that sounds pretty kinoShort hair >>>
I think it would be hot to meet a woman with dark curly hair and thick eyebrows, and an eastern european style nose.
>>33602826>3rd giggif*
women do you want to be man handled?
men do you want to be woman handled?
>>33602835YES!
>>33602835if you mean like sitting on my glutes and tenderly massaging my shoulders/back I'm slowly dying for it
>>33602824>She gotta be hitting these poses on purpose...Shes pretty flagrant with it, if she's not doing it on purpose I'd be surprised.>>33602821Its a good thing the original question asked about appearance only
>>33602825I've never really been a big stream watcher, but I did have an experience having watched some clips thinking the same thing, that they're pretty funny, etc. And then after trying it I realized how much work those clip channels are putting in and how they're really the ones doing the bulk of the comedic work when you cut down a 4 hours stream that's 95% not funny and only pick out the highlights... yeah so-and-so can come off as funny. But doesn't make for a good watch unedited.
I miss my latina gf, I loved her so much:(
>>33602828Are they adults yet in the Totally Spies reboot or are they still high schoolers
>>33602841I don't get the people into camgirl for the same reason. Do I want to watch a video where I can skip to any part I want or do I want to watch a woman sitting there vaping for 20 minutes while she waits for donations?
>The women all left to masturbate to /gif/Nice going, anon.
>>33602840The way women streamers exist on twitch, especially ones like Maya is that they live rent free in the home of a popular male streamer who controls their life behind the scenes and extorts them for sexual favors and forces them to perform humiliation rituals in exchange for networking access and promotional collabs they won't allow unless the guy signs off on it.An example of this would be the guy in this case telling her to constantly hit pit poses on stream or she isn't allowed to do a stream with, idk, Hasan or somebody else high profile.It would typically just be sucking his dick or whatever, but power games are a part of the dynamic as well. Twitch is a sick place and the sooner it's banned along with other streaming sites the better.
>>33602835God yes
>>33602844Why did you break up anyway?
>>33602826Okay I'm not going over it with a fine tooth comb or anything, but>29388876stands out to me as pretty. I think her boobs are fake though, which I don't love, but if she likes them...>>33602847I'm not gooning!
>>33602848This reads like those guys who post these really detailed pedo elite theories that you can tell they're getting horny over.
>>33602672MaleOrchidHotarubi no Mori eMy dad didn't cookMy mom isn't a good cookAutumn
foid, you gay? why are you on 4chan?
>>33600513I love doing this to girls but a few weeks ago I mildly hurt my knee and now I can't do it very long because shit hurts wtf
>>33602672MBluebellsIn the Mood for LoveVenison in wineShepherd's pieIt's still summer to me, damn itwhat esoteric ritual is this info for, anon
>>33602852>29388876She's cute. I really like her hair too.
>>33602672>gluten-free>up>hamburger helper>pancakes>oldbay
>>33602804Butt and face
>>33602856The whole #FreeBritney thing is looking pretty unwise in retrospect.
>>33602856No, but I would do anything with a girl in a threesome. That lady is so scary..
>>33602615A girl I met when I was 22. I don't know what I could have done differently, honestly I think we met at the wrong time. She just got off a bad breakup and I had no real prospects in life. Hell, she didn't either, but she was still doing more with it.>what made her so special?In short, she checked every box I had, and added a bunch of new ones I hadn't considered. I still think she's my dream girl. And when she described her dream guy, I thought I fit pretty well to that.8 years and I'm still not over her. She's probably married by now, I doubt I made even a portion of the impression on her that she did me
>>33602867What are your hip measurements?
>>33602592Goth
>>33602863>oldbaycan't tell if this answer is stupid or inspired
>>33602570Never tried it and I've heard it's painful, so sure
>>33602615Girl I met during covid. >how did you fumble herShe wanted to date me, I was scared of that concept, so I said we should just be fuckbuddies. She said sure!Turned out she was lying so she blocked me after a few months>What made her so specialOn paper she was everything I'd ever have dreamed of in a gf. She was also fucking gorgeous.Luckily, since then, I haven't fumbled anyone like that. Like...there was one girl, but the "fumble" was that she had a bf back home. So.
why women dont?
State genderWhat would you say to depressed a anonette?
Anyone else turn the screen brightness all the way down about an hour before you turn off the computer to make your brain sleepy?
>>33602886don't take *anything* seriously, ever. live beneath a trillion layers of irony. and banter.
>>33602886MaleYou deserve to be happy
Soon… all femanons will be mine!
>>336028733. or 82cm not sure what measurement you go by
>>33602886Get a cute pet
>>33602886Oh shit, the grammar. Put the a in the wrong place.
>>33602862I like her nose.
>>33602886I 2nd the pet idea.
>>33602886MaleYou don't deserve to be happy
>>33602886MHave you tried alcohol?
>>33602835Depends on how
>>33602847Why, what's going on in /gif/?
>>33602891really? all of them? can you even take care of one
>>33602791>Western pancakeStyle of pancake completly vary completly across countries Thick onesThin onesSweet onesSalty onesWith eggs and milkVegan ones (gross)
>>33602875I'm an artiste
Women what do you think of men who hug pillows to sleep?
>>33602907death penalty
>>33602903I always forget newfags only know /tv/ /x/ and this place
>>33602898Me too. I wish girls didn't feel bad about having longer noses.
>>33602908What kinnd of death do i get at least?
Women, how do you feel about a guy wanting to cum on your tattoo(s)?
>>33602915Anywhere he wants
>>33602895I always wanted one of those canaries with the bangs>>33602907I also hug a pillow, it's comfy.
>>33602916Do you have a favorite place?
>>33602914bare-chested exposure to the elements with your arms tied behind you and sleep deprivation, but access to food and water until hypothermia and pneumonia set in
>>33602886>What would you say to depressed a anonette?M. "Your world view makes perfect sense. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise."
>>33602920Whoa, they look like a 90s cartoon character.
>>33602920That bird looks adorable lol. Like he went to a little bird barber and got a little bird haircut
>>33602922hmmm, this sounds suspiciously like a femanon fetish hmm
>>33602861>In the mood for loveWong Kar Wai is a Grandmaster>Sheperd’s pieCreammy or solid corn?It’s about making conversation that matters here.We’re all humans from different background and life has brought us here for different reasons.>>33602863>UPThat’s Pixard movie therefor hollywood, but I’ll let it slide since it has provided us with one of the best intro ever written.>pancakeWhat kind?>oldbayNo idea what that is
>>33602915I thought guys didn't like girls with tattoos.
>>33602844You never had a gf pajeet
>>33602856I can’t beleive women will go around humiliating / sexually assaulting men due to their penis size, but will deliberatly chose to replace their own tits with plastic balls.
>>33602933NtaSome of us love tattoos on girls
Wolf of Wall Street is the white man’s fantasy but Scarfacs is is the definitive brown man’s experience
>>33602886Lose weight.
>>33602886Open a dating app and chose who you want to fuck.
>>33602889Alright.>>33602890Thanks, anon.>>33602895>>33602899I unfortunately wouldn't be able to take care of one in my current circumstances, but I'll get one when things get better I guess.>>33602900Haha.>>33602901I would but being hungover or whatever would make things worse.>>33602924This is me in my mind lol.
>>33602939You would know
Women should i go to my uni graduation?
>>33602933Depends on the guy.
>>33602921Face
>>33602943Fuck I miss doing coke with hookers, being sober is a nightmare landscape
>>33602944Yeah, stop acting like a school shooter
>>33602944Why wouldn't you? Congratulations btw
>>33602944Yes. Being social is going to be part of networking. That includes things like ceremonies etc
>>33602940I'm already underweight...>>33602941Yeah, I don't think I'm fucking.
>>33602942>HahaThat guy is a submissive who likes having his balls crushed btw
>>33602932My second favourite film is Chungking Express lol.Almost got the chance to watch Chungking Express in Chungking Mansions with an absolute cutie......>Creammy or solid corn?What?
>>33602942>I would but being hungover or whatever would make things worse.Being hungover helps because it gets better, so you can just experience the discomfort knowing it will pass, unlike depression which won't necessarily.
>>33602952>underweight Then you have literally no reason to be depressed. Put on some cute clothes and find a guy to treat you like a princess.
>>33602946That's really hot
>>33602941Sorry but chads experience not yours
>>33602942Also you should get a loving bf to regularly creampie you. Apparently its a natural anti-depressant
>>33602959Post your profile
I miss my latina gf so damn much, bros:(Why did she leave me?
>>33602944Humiliation ritual before you spend the rest of your like working at McDonalds
>>33602937>>33602945"Some" and "depends" isn't very encouraging.
>>33602964Too obvious larpDo better
>>33602963No doxx yourself retard
>>33602971You can blur the doxxable parts moronI just want to see what kind of catfish bullshit you came up with
>>33602955>whatWhat form of corn did your parents used in the shepard’s pie?Thus the question>Creamy or solid corn
>>33602967He thinks by larping as me he might get a crumb of pussy, every incel on this board wishes they were me lmao
>>33602959>Chad experienceWe’re talking about a woman!
>>33602974Why would my parents use corn in my shepherd's pie. What even is creamy corn
>>33602973>catfish bullshitMy tinder is as bland as possible, there’s no effort put into it lol
>>33602108If this is how you are while dating someone too, then that kind of explains it.
>>33602975No I think he wants to try and make you look even more pathetic than you are but unfortunately his clumsy attempts make him look almost as cringe
free hugs for all the moids.
>>33602978Ok, then post pics
>>33602981Leave us alone
>>33602966Men aren't a hivemind, we have different tastes. I like tattoos on girls. I don't know how common it is in other guys. I want to idly trace the outlines of a girl's tattoos while we cuddle
Women, would you automatically distrust a white guy with a shaved head?
>>33602260Sid Meier.>youtubeChef Jean Pierre.
>>33602981If you hug me I might crumble
>>33602983Nta but lol, incels are such miserable creatures. Remember, you're doing this to yourself.
>>33602954...What, that's odd.>>33602956Okay, I'll drink when I can. Totally good advice, anon.>>33602957>>33602962I don't think I want a relationship or anything, I'm bad at talking and stuff.
I just listened to my aunt describe how both my cousins had braces to fix overbites and fucked up teeth, and it really got me thinking. Maybe south koreans arent that bad? I always judged the jaw and eye surgeries, but how is that any different practically?
>>33602976Stacy lives rent free in your head pajeet>>33602980World class mental gymnastics >>33602982I would’ve done this already but there’s no way to larp without doxxing myself even in the slightest
>>33602986Yes but unfortunately thats also my type.
>>33602933Guys on this specific website have a fixation on hating tattoos for culture war reasons. This is not how most people think. It's not even how most rightoids think. Most people realise tattoos are not a statement in any way because they're so widespread, and therefore have no strong opinion.
>>33602989I'm not
>>33602991Underbite is cute it makes them more gremliny
>>33602981I just woke up and am still laying in bed, so the only one I would let hug me rn would be a potential gf.
>>33602977 >Why would they put sausage in a hotdogThat’s how you soundSheperd’s pie have 3 main ingredient in layers>mashed potatoe>ground beef (horse if you feel fancy)>corn (most people use creamy corn but if you grew on a rez, you probably ate whole grains of corn)Is that not how they cooked it?
>>33602981Cant remember the last time i got a hug haha...
>>33602991It's not a big deal but it sometimes looks botched and uncanny valley, plus the genes are still there, so you'll curse your kids with it. If it's well done and you don't have kids or don't give a shit if you fuck your kids up, then there's no issue with it.
Women, are you quirky?
>>33602996> It's not even how most rightoids thinkIt definitely is
>>33602988we can be gentle
>>33603006No, I'm too fat to pull that off.
>>33602981Caution: some of them would get boners.
>>33603002NTACorn is not a necessary singular main ingredient. People just put corn, carrots and/or peas in there too ussually.
>>33603006I think I would like having a silly/goofy gf, but not a quirk chungus.
>>33603006Is that really 'quirky'? She's just dancing kinda goofily, and trying to get moids to give her money.Sure, I dance badly for fun sometimes, but not to advertise my onlyfans or whatever she's doing.
>>33603010Nta but thats the point you idiot.
>>33603006Webm not related.
>>33602981Thank you :)
>>33603008No, I wouldn't mind crumbling in your arms, it was just a warning...
>>33603006If that’s the standard then yes
>>33603007Yeah, I agree with the rest of the post, but it absolutely has also become mainstream rightoid rhetoric, the same way everything else from 4chan has.
>>33603006I never see brown women on dating apps
>tfw no future with latina wife anymore and no tinder ons can help me cope
State sex.Have you met a quirk chungus irl?
>>33603024FIdk what that means. Speak english.
>>33603024FNot really, no.
>>33603024Yes holy fuck they are so awkward and have zero social skills
>>33603022This. Apps are for Becky and Stacy to get plapped by minorities.
>>33603004>plus the genes are still there, so you'll curse your kids with itI guess that my point. It's super normal to pass on your fucked up teeth (and possibly jaw) to your kids and just have them get braces to fix it. And no one really bats an eye. But we have this judge jaw/nose/eye surgery's way more harshly. They are effectively both just cosmetic things
>>33603024MaleSorta, she only acted like that in front of the camera/audience though, in private she was pretty mean and angry
>>33603024MNo, if you are a chud it is impossible to meet such people
>>33603028Lmao
>>33603011What The Actual fuck?Is putting corn just a Quebec thing?EVERY BODY put corn here, that’s just how the recepee is, it’s simply not shepard’s pie without corn!! It’s also one of the most common dish ever served by parents who cook here. More than even spagetti!
>>33603023Just marry a girl in your shithole country pajeet, how can you be an incel with a population of over 1.3 billion? That just makes you and even bigger incel kek
>>33603026Hi, Stacy. How'd you find your way here?
It has to look like this!
>>33603030The thing is that parents usually pay for the braces, so they kinda make up for the fact they thought it's ok to pass on their shitty genes. If you're willing and able to pay for your kids plastic surgery and make sure they are successful in life to also afford their kids plastic surgery then go ahead.
Do women hate it when your penis has extremely visible blue veins all over it?
women what would you do if you walked in on a hot day and saw your bf asleep with his bare balls (testicles) in front of a fan to cool down?
>>33603041That, and happy trails are the two biggest icks.
>>33603029I’ve gone through countless Filipino and Thai girls using passport mode trying to get me to give them a green card, one of them even asked me for money so she could get a boob job before marrying me like wtf lmao
>>33603034Ok cool.
>>33603041You're asking about your own penis, aren't you
>>33603041Yes. Cut it off. It's only aesthetic when you have a big white cock, are tall and skinny and have very milky skin. Otherwise it looks like those veins you find in chicken.
>>33603039This is what my bed looks like
>>33603023You assume his latina gf larp was ever real, he just couldn't keep up the lie and write about married life believably
>>33602981Never liked or understood that idea. Rings hollow
>>33603053Boo hoo
>>33602996No, we just think tattoos look like shit. Is Kim Kardashian a rightoid incel as well because she hates tattoos? You dumb foid.
>>33603006She is not quirky she is a normie fishing for validation. True quirkiness is understated
>>33603043On you.
>>33603052No she’s real I just couldn’t be fucked going through it
>>33603055Right has bigger tits.
>>33603043>happy trailsWhen a woman has a happy trail it's hot.
>>33603042Blow torch.Stop being fat.
>>33603055Having that much ink so close to your blood brain barrier cannot be healthy
Men, I think we've answered enough of your stupid gooner questions to earn some dick pics.
I feel like early morning when I just woke up and am horny as always, I'd be must vulnerable to get influenced to do something stupid by a woman.
femanons why are you so mean to us? we just want reassurance about our insecurities sometimes
>>33603067Okay, what insecurities?
>>33603066Like what?
>>33602996>Most people realise tattoos are not a statement in any wayI mean, it's a statement that the girl is into self-harming and probably not a marriage material, but we can still be friends
>>33603067Have you tried not being indian?
>>33603065Sorry I left it at home today :/
>>33603065
>>33603067Go talk to your mom or pay a therapist if you want to hear empty flattery instead of the truth.
>>33603055>picrelI actually do like left more, though I'd prefer no face tattoos desu
>>33603049Yes. My penis is white, tangy, creamy and slightly moist, with veins of blue.
>>33603076I still can’t believe this mf was alive during desert storm
>>33603079>>33603065
>>33603079I almost threw up.
>>33603065No. Kill yourself.
>>33603065Morning, JH.
>>33603072NTA, have you?
>>33603082I just copied the wikipedia description of Roquefort cheese.
>>33603083Women don't want your dick though
>>33603085Terrible photoshop, at least get the proportions right
>>33603085Who's Alice?
>>33603086Obviously. Never do that again.
>>33603055Wasn't this the chick that was offer $5000 by her step father to fuck her and her mom didn't believe her so she fucked him for the money?
>>33603087They seemed to want it the last time I posted it.
>>33603070Put hot melted cheese on my dick.
>>33603092No, that was Gabbie Carter.
>>33603089Nta but even without the head, it's terrible.
>>33603093Lol, what a simp
>>33603083a pic isn't enough for all the shit you've posted in the past two hours you need to record yourself edging
>>33603097I meant the door that seemingly takes up the height of the entire room lol
>>33603077Can you say something me to me, too? I feel left out.
>>33603102Have you never heard of escalators?
>>33603104Post something worth responding to.
>>33603101Yes mistress. I won't cum without permission either
>>33603101Never happening>>33603100That is the opposite of the truth.
>>33603105Gyms don’t have escalators fatass lmao
Does that one femanon actually want to see our peens?
>>33603096Aren't you ashamed of knowing that?
>>33603034It's definitely not a British thing, and it is a British dish. It's not a New Zealand thing either, I guess (my mum's a Kiwi)fwiw when I make shepherd's pie I don't like to use much more than wine, mince, onions, carrots, celery, and tomatoes. I might add peas.>>33603002You put sweetcorn as like a layer underneath the mince?
>>33603107End your life immediately for pretending to be me.
>>33603065Show us 2 gooner questions you've answered.
>>33603067We reassure girls about their insecurities because we like them and we're attracted to them.They don't do the same because they don't feel that way about us.
>>33603111Only mine.
>>33603090Probably some discord troon, sometimes I miss the old r9k days desu
Just go to /soc/ if you want to see dicks.
>>33603110Yeah some do you idiot. But thanks for clarifying that this is a pic of you, you just weren't at the gym. That does makes lots of sense.
>>33603106Thank you!
>>33603120So a discord troon tricked you into posting your pic? Lmao
>>33603114Was that a good impression of how you sounded while getting your nuts stepped on?
>>33603071Yeah you're one of the 4chan retards I was talking about
>>33602835If she's hot ye>>33602848Weird coomer projection lol>>33602845I still haven't watched it D: but I think they're in their third year of university (season 5 was their first year and season 6 their second) so that puts them around 20 years old
>>33603122You have never stepped foot in a gym so thank you for confirming you’re a fat fuck lol
>>33603112I suppose a little, but that's small potatoes compared to what else I have to be ashamed of.
>>33603125That never happened, retard.
>>33600884In which way are we bad?
>>33603124>retard has never used AI photoshop before
>>33603128Some gyms are over multiple floors and have escalators for disabled access you broke nigger.
>>33603130You told us yourself, cuck.
>>33602835I am too tall for that.I'd have to basically pretend to be some lifeless puppet and put up zero resistance.
>>33603133>and have escalators for disabled accessCONFIRMED
State gender, has this ever happened to anyone else?I just learned that not only am I not making it successfully through job interviews, but.....People I've interviewed with for a job are posting screenshots of my profile on LinkedIn and claiming it's AI-generated (it's not) and that I was an "AI avatar" they spoke to during an interview. I'm being accused by them of being a fake AI identity. Has this ever happened to anyone else? Is this just going to be more and more common in the future?
>>33603135I never said anything like that. Not surprising you can't read.
>>33603138You can't possibly be THIS retarded. Wait, who am I kidding. You really are thus retarded.
Which femanons do you think voted for Trump?
>>33603140Get a job in your own country Vrajesh
>>33603140Lol, what would even be the point of doing that? Are you using a filter and lying in your Cv or so?
>>33603144I chose to think femanons aren't that stupid.
>>33603138not a good showing for your IQ lol
Femanons, be more enthusiastic.
>>33603150Stop projecting.
>>33603149Don’t care had sex with your women saar
>>33603153Give me a reason.
>>33603154Have you tried cow shit cakes very good for health saar
>>33603146I am autistic so my cover letters and interview answers sound very formal and scripted. And some of my being tripped up or confused by loaded interview questions is being taken as evidence that I'm AI.
>>33603157See, that's why.
>>33603163So since you know these things, it should be np to change it, right?
>>33603157You need to smile more! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV39h7GHDYs
OK here's my dick.>>>/soc/34285580
>>33603146Pajeets have to use AI and lie on their resume because nobody will hire them lmao
>>33603165Like what? Log in to remote job interviews wearing a snapback and carrying a skateboard? Call everyone "bro" and "dude" on the call?
>>33603163I’m so glad I don’t have to compete with women for the same pay; you people are fucked kek
>>33603171Idk ask AI how to make your resume less autistic, lol.
>>33602868How was it unwise lol? God forbid someone posts dancing videos on Instagram...People let Kanye get away with all kinds of insane bipolar shit but as soon as Britney Spears has some harmless fun people want her to go back to being a slave/zombie. I hate the double standardI see her a bit like Michael Jackson, she had her childhood robbed and is a bit weird but she's not hurting anyone>>33602944NAG but I didn't go to mine for my associates and kind of regret it desu >>33603065Have a dick pic>>33603140Wtf that sounds extremely retarded on their end lolAnyway idk I don't have LinkedIn I'm a wagie>>33603168Phew
>>33603174I don't use AI.
>>33603168Ok, dicklet.
>>33603175>PhewYou looked, perv.
>>33603176No wonder you can't get a job retard boomer. >he is trying to get a job with zoomer HR larping like a 60yoI hope they make meds for autism one day.
>>33603140Also are they not even video or face-to-face interviewing you? Sounds like shitty hiring practices desu, you probably dodged a bullet getting rejected by these companies
>>33603179GEN Z BOSS AND A MINI
>>33603173>that picHere's what you can do. Put in a two weeks' notice as you are about to be canned. Then rescind at the eleventh hour, like Thursday, before your last day, say, I'd like to stay on. Make it a headache. Also during your two weeks' notice file a complaint about a co-worker who makes crude commentary so that it looks like retaliation if they try to fire you again, even going so far as to send an email expressing concerns about retaliation to your manager and HR personnel. Better yet if the person you are filing a complaint about is on your team, lodge a request to be transferred to a different team in the same department.
>>33603185Yes, I'm sure this would be an excellent move to advance your career.
>>33603182They're video interviewing me, but they're claiming that I'm an AI avatar when I appear on video. This has happened across multiple employers and there's an "alert" going around on LinkedIn that I'm a fake person made from AIslop content.
>>33603188I so want to see a pic of what you look like, lmfao.
>>33603187HR and your manager are trying to shitcan you anyway so make it as difficult as possible for them to do so by making it punitive and making them look like the bad guys.
>>33603192Trust me, everyone already knows who the bad guy is.
I'm interviewing for a job at a gangstalking company next week, wish me luck!
>>33603113We call it Pâtée Chinois (Chinese Pathee)Apparently it was imported by workers in the city of China (usa)I assume the mince mean the mashed potatoe?Yes between potatoes and the grounded beef.I have been to a few pow-wow and they always serve it with whole grains of corn.Otherwise people use creamy corn.Some people like to add ognions or paprika.Most people like to put ketchup on it afterward.
>>33603195It's Capitalism.
>>33602606I won't
>>33603185Why does that pic trigger incels so much, men have no business working in a corporate environment they should be in trades or military
>>33603140>>33603188That is absolutely hilarious. lmao
>>33603196Cool. I always wanted to be a private investigator. Congrats on getting my dream job.
>>33603196I just took a huge Samoan shit after eating pizza hut, pajeets you may clean my toilet now saar
Women what feeling/emotion does seeing a male human smile induce in you?
>>33603185>make it somebody else’s problem If you’re spending this much time desperately trying not to get fired then you chose the wrong career path
>>33603197>I assume the mince mean the mashed potatoe?Oh, mince means minced lamb. (fwiw in the UK if you used beef mince then it'd be called cottage pie). There'd ofc be mash too tho lolI still don't know what creamy sweetcorn is...>Most people like to put ketchup on it afterward.That's not a thing here in the UK but my Kiwi mum does it a lot so I wonder if it's a colonial thing
>>33603208Disarming
>>33603206Kek, they’re purposely not hiring him for this fact
>>33603188Are you Mark Zuckerburg lol? I would avoid the LinkedIn bullshit altogether desu and apply to some companies that aren't memes >>33603210>my Kiwi mum does it a lotIs she single? JkYeah people also give me weird looks for putting Ketchup on cottage pie and mash lol
>>33603210>I wonder if it's a colonial thingDon't call us "colonials" you pom.
I think they're going to fire me
>>33603216You should’ve put in the work
>>33603216Why
>>33603216See >>33603185
>>33603216leave a huge shit in the toilet before you leave
>>33603216Took 'em long enough.
>>33603224Once when I quit a job I had no intent of ever going back to I put stand-up dildos in all the men's toilets and urinals and glued the base to the ceramic. So that men at the job couldn't vacate without getting fucked in the bum. Serves them right for all the sexual harassment.
Another day waking up as chad ah I’m so blessed fr
>>33603220I messed up >>33603225Why would you say that
>>33603226I would just poured bags of readymix in all the toilets a lot of cheaper and less gay than buying dildos
TIL Graham Greene, the author of Our Man in Havana and the guy who played the Injun Chief in Dances with Wolves, just unalived. May his memory be blessed.
>>33602829>eastern european style noseWhat's that like?
>>33603234Slavic Doll features.
women are you hotter than your mom?
>>33602829i just want a jucika gf bros
FEMANON I KNEW ITITS YOU, YOU'RE THE ATOGA ASS MUNCHER
>>33603235I’m talking to a girl that has proto-slavic features
>>33603238One of these days I just want to wake up to a femanon stalker from /atoga/ licking my anus like ice cream out of a cone while I'm lying prone in bed.
>>33603212>>33603208>DisarmingDisgust*Stupid autocorrect
>>33603233I've read like 8 of his books, RIP.
>>33603144>Which femanons do you think voted for Trump?NG did
>>33603235That tells me nothing more.
>>33603242oh, i thought you were being wholesome for once. Shame
>>33603233>unalivedStop being tiresome.
Wish women would not give in to feeshitters.Feeshitters deserve the rope.
>>33603251That's because no one wants to see the entirety of the thread filled with that.
For people who didn't grow up on a farm: if you were in a field with cattle and they were running up on you would you get scared?
>>33603250Methinks he doth protest too much.
>>33603238Huh? What's that?
This guy was calling me stupid and then wouldn't tell me what I said that made me sound stupid
>>33603142>I never said anything like that. Not surprising you can't readhttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/text/%3E%3E33566205/https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/text/33566378/
>>33603253Yeah. They're big, heavy, and dumb. Really heavy. Gonna really hurt when they trample you down. There's a reason they tell you not to harass bison in heat.
>>33603253Probably. Those things are heavy and they have horns, and I have no idea if they intend to stop before they run me over or through, or not.
>>33603236At the same age? No. She was curvier and apparently reminded my dad of Lauren Bacall
>have a date>hit it off well>ask for second date>shes very busy so she cant see me till next month>date approaches>she cancels because she has a BF nowso she was dating while she said she was busy. Why the fuck would she lie to me like that? I told her I hope she gets a terminal disease sooner rather than later and then blocked her.
>>33603259>it's realKek
>>33603266>so she was dating while she said she was busyWhy do you think she was busy.
>>33603266She was busy going on dates, yes. It just means you weren't the number one priority person to go on dates with.
>>33603258Okay?Why do women seem to struggle so much with the idea that sometimes men will just insult them because they want to make them feel bad. They seem obsessed with trying to find the hidden rational reason why they got called stupid instead of just accepting the guy didn't like them and just wanted to insult them
>>33603266Cope, I always do this too, just like having a job lined up before you quit always be monkeybranchingmaxxing
>>33603262>>33603263You just gotta turn and look them in the eyes and they'll back off. They're wusses.
>>33603271Well he said there was an exact moment or thing I said
>>33603274Nta but I'm not going to count on a huge animal being a wussy if I don't personally know the animal you dumb peasant. You're as retarded as those dog owners that claim their dog just wants to play because YOU know your dog but strangers have no reason to not assume your dog is a badly behaved menace that will bite anyone if you look at it wrong.
>8 months of dating this year looking for a serious relationship>ONS and a fling in the first 2 months>then nothing for 6 monthsstarting to lose hope sistersim just too fugly
>>33603268Nta but treating people as the backup option and stringing them along is a pretty shitty thing to do
>>33603275NTA, he's trying to make you feel insecure and it's working. Just ignore people that are so immature and cringe they can't even be honest. Either he keeps his mouth shut or tells the whole thing. This is just pathetic.
>>33603259Serious question: why would a guy ever want to have his balls tortured?
>>33603277You're a foid?
>>33603283im a man
>>33603278Some people just are the backup option. Be more desirable if you don't want to be that second choice.
When i get hot, i'm gonna judge all the women that didnt like me when i wasnt
>>33603277It never began for quirk chungus fuggos
>>33603254Down with the sickness!
>>33603278Isn't everyone on that app and in her circles Schrödinger's backup until she picks the one who isn't?
>>33603287you cant "get hot" unless youre talking plastic surgery to your face
>>33603287Nothing more cringe than that, lol. >oh you didn't want me when I was a worthless piece of shit? Fuck you
>>33603278Shut the fuck up you get strung along like a simp lol
>>33603278I kind of agree. But I can also look at it from her perspective of playing the numbers and taking the shotgun approach to waste as little time as possible to get end results.But yeah, I can understand anon feeling hurt. I would too.
I just wanted to eat my ravioli that were still in the packaging, but as I put them into the water, I saw two of them had moldy spots.Thank goodness I always have an abundance of dry pasta too, because I know not to trust femanons.
>>33603294You would know after that e-girl exposed you lol
>>33603274>trust me bro...yeah
>>33603287does it matter? they're taking someone's dick either way. does it really matter whether it's your dick, mine, or ENTJ's? does it really mean anything that they rejected you
when I get disfigured Im going to judge all the women who said they loved me for who I am but really they cared about looks
>>33603297I genuinely have no idea what you’re talking about zero pussy incel cope
>>33603296Imagine being scared of a bit of mold.
>>33603276You city slickers are so hysterical, I've been in spaces smaller than the average American living room with a dozen cattle running around and it's fine.
>>33603300Women are so fickle.
>>33603300>all the women who said they loved me for who I amA hot hunk?
>>33603293>worthless piece of shithow am i a worthless piece of shit?
>>33603299I didn’t give your permission to talk about my dick how dare you
>>33603302I am not crazy, I don't want to lose my health, unlike you.Life's brittle.
>>33603303Yeah, because you know them and they know you. I have friends that have a farm and cows and they would never tell a stranger to just act like cows couldn't be dangerous. The idiots even trample each other down. They might get scared and panic, it's not about them being aggressive or so, although there certainly is cows that just have an aggressive character too.
>>33603259Point to the part where I said anything about crushing, dumbass.
>>33603308You decided to be born indian saar have a melty 24/7 hotline
every man needs at least 1 Chad friend to open his eyes to how women really function.
>>33603308From that post alone? The fact you have to harbor resentment for people that don't want to date an unattractive person is enough but I bet thats just the tip of the iceberg of all the things wrong with you.
>>33603314I’m not your friend
>>33603314>women like desirable men Wooooow omg, KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL
Why are men like this?
>>33603314I don't see women acting any different around my fat manlet brother and chad bf
>>33603308you were born without the magic chromosomes
>>33603318Toronto jeet is too poor to afford a house
>>33603319I bet they treat them very differently.
>>33603250I like feet but only when it's candid display. Only then I can see it as an expression of femininity and vulnerability.Transactional nature of OF does nothing to me at best and irritates at worst
>>33603318You mean why are women like this.It's because they know they can get men to give them free shit and all they have to do is offer access to their bodies.
>>33603314I have a friend that looks like a Chad. He barely fucks
>>33603323In what way and why haven't I seen it?
>>33603325>all they have to do is offer access to their bodies>allLol>>33603325
State genderThoughts on female gooners/goonettes?Like she's hypersexual but doesn't demand a lot of sex from you. She's always down for it, though.
>>33603329one of them could easily get laid a bunch and the other would never. you know, the usual. youre kind of retarded for not noticing.
>>33603318>falling for clickbaitWhy are you like this?
>>33603329Being chad enables god mode cheats
>>33603279Why do they always pick me to do this to
>>33603331FI don't really give a fuck about the libido of other women.
>>33603331Can you be in relationship and be a gooner still? I thought it comes from loneliness and lack of outlet
>>33603331Sounds super hot
>>33603331they tend to be cheaters because they can never get satisfiedso fuck em
>>33603318more like "why do anglophone countries do this instead of building houses"we can launch robots to mars but building drywall houses is too hard, wooow
>>33603324>feet>expression of femininity and vulnerability.Deranged.
>>33603335Because it's only fun to do it to someone that actually lets it get to them.
>>33603333Yeah sure you're right moids would never prey on women
>>33603331FI have porn brain, I get it
>>33603331>Like she's hypersexual but doesn't demand a lot of sex from you.No.I want to be her main source of sexual gratification, because I know she will be mine.Why the fuck would I not want her to go crazy over me?
>>33603331MFine by me.
>>33603331MVery sad, like a potentially good woman has died due to modern culture
>>33603312>Point to the part where I said anything about crushing, dumbassOh, sorry. I guess the word TORTURE is too general. Lol.
>>33603342How do they know it gets to me?
>>33603351You probably act insecure and like a people pleaser.
>>33603286We missed you, swiss
>>33603339They're porn addicts and chronic masturbators
>>33603354Epic name drop
>>33603332That answers neither of the questions I asked but if we're talking about sex numbers now I was my bf's first and my brother had 2 gfs before marrying>>33603334Looks more like nightmare mode, I've blocked countless of men for talking like that and ultimately stopped using dating apps because of it
>>33603346Hello.
>>33603353NTA but I copied a quote from woman hater anon who said something about beating up woman and said this to a girl and she literally just laughed and said haha you’re so mean lol like wtf since when do incels have PUA strategy
>>33603357>Epic name dropI bet this was JH btw >>33603026
>>33603353Alright
>>33603358>Looks more like nightmare mode, I've blocked countless of men for talking like that and ultimately stopped using dating apps because of itHe's attractive though
>>33603358>That answers neither of the questionslook, youre trying to argue chads dont get treated differently. Do you see whats wrong here? Youre in absolute denial of reality.youre fucking retarded, this discussion is pointless
>>33603358I didn’t even say anything lol I saw her last week and the sex was pretty mid just anal and light bondage
>>33603364Aw thanks anon you too muah xo
>>33603365I'm asking how they get treated differently and you're flipping between malding and trying to change the subject.Why can't you just define the behavior and give examples of the shit you're claiming happens?
>>33600822>porn where only the guy moansSearch for DreamyBull
>>33603253It would depend on the body language of the run. If it was a sprint, probably, but not if it's an excited trot
>>33603369NTA. What makes your bf Chad?
Stage gender.If you were a werewolf, what kind would you be? Would you try not eating any humans and just go for animals?
>>33600822Just watch guys fucking fleshlights or jerking off. It's not that hard dumbfuck.
>>33603370Holy shit this guy is the reason for some of the best memes I’ve ever seen ambatukum!!
>>33603377She said "straight," that implies a female partner.
>>33603282NtaBeing at the mercy of a woman + masochism
>>33603369I doubt your bf is a Chad or he's lying to you.you just think hes a chad because you love him. anon's right, youre retarded
>>33603376I’d rather be a vampire so I fuck generational pussy for over 500 years
>>33603382>>33603377Would you like to explain the appeal of cock & ball torture to this >>33603282 femanon?
>>33603375Tall, handsome, hunter eyes, great jaw and hairline, fit, wealthy, lots of friends, big pp
>>33603385No? What does that have to do with my post?
>>33603331MaleIf she's open to kinky stuff, sounds fun afAlthough I'd probably feel bad like I'm not pleasing her enough if she's always down
I'm so suicidal I can't fall asleep or stay asleep I am afraid constantly
>>33603369Lmao you know you’re wrong when incels have a firmer grasp of unrealistic dating standards compared to you
>>33603356NEVER GVVN
>>33603394Has this general been filled with bots or something? We weren't talking about dating or dating standards since the guy talking about the chad friend hasn't been able to come out and say what he claims to have seen
its almost impossible to be as unlucky with women as I am.if you knew how much effort I put in for how little results I get you'd probably kys yourself
>>33603405FI have to live with myself
>>33603341Clueless and prude
>>33603405Luck isn't real, you need to find the flaw in your strategy
>>33603409Absolutely neither.
>>33603410I know the flaw alrightits my face
>>33603404>can’t take the L>yooo it’s just bots n shiet The fact that I am actually right for once should’ve been your first red flag
>>33603414Then you should understand there is nothing wrong with appreciating woman's body, especially the parts that are often higlighted and cared for
>>33603418Keep coping, feetshitter.
>>33603413Sounds pretty right to me.
>>33603419Good argument
>>33603418Footfags get the rake
>>33603416>everyone needs a chad friend, you'll see crazy shit>i haven't seen it>it happens... y'know, the usual>what happens?>TAKE THE L YOU STUPID WHORE, I'M RIGHT, IT HAPPENSWhat L can I take if you no one's willing to make any type of statement or argument in the first place? Jesus
is it common for women to not make any move even if they are interested in a guy? >ie: dropping hints, teasing, touching etc
Women, I'm going to pre-emptively excuse myself for insanely mental hornyposting today.I can feel my balls bursting today.
>>33603433No, they will make it very obvious if they want you.
>>33603423It's not right at all, why are incels shamed for liking 2D girls? It doesn't hurt anyone
>>33603433That is making a move brainlet.
>>33603439Thanks for the heads up.
>>33603441they are shamed by men (like me)women couldn't care less what you do
>>33603413Those women are chronically online and overdosed on femcel/incel propaganda, if they went out or socialized at all they'd know that men absolutely worship sluts and whores. Shocking revelation: women who are very popular with men are very popular with men.
>>33603438What is making that sound?
>>33603452JH is walking in the background
>>33603438The fuck is this
>>33603441That actually made me feel the opposite of horny.Also, they actively hate on women which is so annoying.
>>33603432NTA. Couldn't you just argue that women treat Chads differently by having sex with them?
Holy shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh-kmws3Gx4
>>33603432You must be so fun at parties
How can I find a gf who is capable of domestic violence
>>33603466Can you just post the link without the part where palantir thinks we are friends next time?
>>33603433Some girl at work I was talking to randomly hugged me and said her jobs sucks please take me with you and I just gave her a head pat and said it’s okay lol shit was so awkward she kinda bad tho I’m gonna ask for her number next time I see her
>>33603469Bpd
>>33603314>every man needs at least 1 Chad friend to open his eyes to how women really function.That's how I developed a cuckold fetish.
>>33603447Not for you, babe.
>>33603470Retards who we’re trying to find my YT channel have no idea they automatically flagged their IP’s for suspicious search activity just like what happened to Turkey Tom
>>33603477>we're not so mr. grammar now
>>33603476Not for me what?
femdroidsis listening to asmr considered cheating?
>>33603466Finally a good video in this thread lol well done
>>33603483Depends on the gf. Cheating is whatever violates the boundaries set in that specific relationship but what those boundaries are can vary widely.
>>33603451women worship almost every woman who interacts with them at all
>>33603479I’m hot I can be as dumb as a doorknob and girls will still chase me
>>33603473How do I find a BPD gf
>>33603489You certainly make excessive use of that.
>>33603484I’m going to bed larp as me all you want and get enjoy getting bullied for being a dumbfuck ESL pajeet
>>33603482No excuse.
ENTJ wrote a songhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5HX0qYVbdl8
>>33603433Yeah some women are shyer than others or wait for the guy to approachTbh only a minority of women ask guys out ime
>>33603492I may have used some excessive force on your mom last night
>>33603469nypd
>>33603494I don't get it. Excuse for what?
>>33603493>and get enjoy getting bullied for being a dumbfuck ESL pajeetTalking to yourself again?
>>33603433Yes. It varies by the woman but some are very relaxed around guys they're not concerned about and very tight and controlled around guys they are interested in because they care about how they're seen.And I've talked to women who thought talking to a friend several feet away from a guy without looking at him was "making it very clear" she was interested in him.It varies. But women seldom make the first overt move.
I truly am a huge fucking loser
State genderIs oral sex more intimate than penetrative sex or not?Would you give oral sex to a person you wouldn't have penetrative sex with?What about just receiving?
>>33603498This makes me wanna cry
>>33603439It's okay, anon. I'm gonna be gooning all day. We listen and don't judge.
>>33603502How so? >>33603503F>Is oral sex more intimate than penetrative sex or not?Both can be more or less intimate, depending on how it's done and with whom. Both have different aspects of possible intimacy. >Would you give oral sex to a person you wouldn't have penetrative sex with?No>What about just receiving?No
>>33603497Based 2008 incel burn
>>33603495Women will be okay with this because he's hot
>>33603507>How so?Never had a boyfriend, ugly as fuck, jobless, retarded, broke, incompetent
>>33603502Well, your post was easy to read and understand the meaning of by humans.So you are by far not the biggest loser in the thread.I'm not sure if that helps or makes you feel better. But it's true.
>>33602437I'll pray for you too
>>33603510You're probably projecting, I've never seen a man attractive enough to be loved or liked for his looks.
State sex.What do you think is your prettiest body part?What your least prettiest?
>>33603510Drop the samefagging, it's pathetic, I know it's your thing, but it's always been pathetic
Men why do I spend 5 hours a day on 4chan and how do I stop
>>33603522Go on an adventure
>>33603520>State sex.I don't have sex>What do you think is your prettiest body part?Tits>What your least prettiest?Hair
do you guys know the only fans type?why are these women so popular. Theyre not 10/10s to me. Far from it.Yet its always the same types.wheres the cute women?
>>33603522just get a bf
>>33603499I am unapologetically lewd against you.
>>33603525>Yet its always the same types.No.
>>33603528its always bimbo types
Girls I'm horny
>>33603525Commodified sex has no pressure, you can act like a giga hoe and it’s part and parcel
>>33603527Oh. Hot...
>>33603520F>prettiestClavicle>least prettiestEverything else but especially legs
>>33603520F. My ass and my hair are perfect, but my tits are fucking awful.
>>33603520MMy cheekbones/general faceMy hair, I am balding
>>33603529Belle Delphine had no tits nor ass and was the biggest OF model. Current top stars like Sophie Rain aren't really bimbos.
>>33603520FI like my eyes but my tummy is too big.
is there any hope for a financially stable guy or is he stuck being abused by ran-through whores for not being masculine enough.
>>33603536theyre both bimbos
Not even the femanons care about me
>>33603529No.>>33603533>ClavicleVery specific.Is it because you are skinny?>>33603532You say that now.
>>33603538Why don't you just be more masculine? What about not being masculine makes you feel superior? Is this some kind of "I will never be like my dad" or "I will never give society/women what they want from me" kind of tantrum? Thats like those feminanzis that get fat and shave their head to not "perform femininity" as an act of revenge, lol.
>>33603525>wheres the cute women?Soogsx?
>>33603538Not a single woman has disproved "alpha fucks, beta bucks" ITT, ever.
>>33603543>You say that now. I know what I said and I stand by that.
>>33603524Why don't you like your hair?
>>33603546Why would we? Do you want us to lie to you?
>>33603544Hi Swiss
>>33603522>why do I spend 5 hours a day on 4chanBecause it's fun
>>33603520M>prettiestI think my calves are fucking spectacular from all the walking and biking.>least prettiestThe area between my balls and my ass cheeks.
>>33603548Way too dry
>>33603551Epic name drop
>>33603551Lel
>>33603521Anon, I was taking the piss out of the incel posters.
>>33603555You saying that doesn't do anything.
How is your Monday so far, chat?
>>33603558You saying the other thing also doesn't do anything
>>33603538Sure just gotta be careful and look into the girls background in case ngl
>>33603546The burden of proof lies on the person making the claim. It's not on everyone else to disprove it.
>>33603559So far so good. Going to find some abandoned churches.
>>33603547Your behaviour has lead to this.
>>33603564I would do it again.
>>33603560Others can just ignore you if they know who it is. Try being a better person instead of repeating your epic rap battles of history line, retard.
>>33603544I don't want to attract shitty people into my life? There's not a single woman out there for me. It's painful knowing I'll die alone because it's the best option that I have. I don't want to be the 30 year old dating a 20 year old.>>33603561How do I go about that?
>>33603565You DO it again all the time. kek
>>33603567How would that make what I said any less true? Feel free to actually make a solid argument instead of weak ad hominem.
>>33603524>great tits>doesn't have sexTragic!
>>33603503F I don't feel oral is as intimate as PIV for me, PIV certainly can be less intimate but overall is much more meaningful for me.> Would you give oral sex to a person you wouldn't have penetrative sex with?No > What about just receiving?Maybe
>>33603571What do you mean? Repeating "epic name drop" for 3 years to defend your friends or yourself is not the #owned #getrekt line that you think it is, lmao
Do foids realize that lying 100% of the time makes no one want to listen to them
>>33603576I like listening to them, it's why I come here.
>>33603575You silly sausage.
Speak out against Swiss tyranny
>>33603575>3 yearsHas he really? Damn, some anons are really stuck in their ways.
>>33603568>shitty peopleWhat? Since when is it shitty of a woman to want her man to be masculine? Does that mean you are also a shitty person if you want your girl to be feminine? Interesting.
>>33603576Hook me up to the polygraph, I’m a truther.Anons are you celebrating Happy Cat Month?
>>33603583>Swiss tyrannyYou promise?
>>33603576Nice double false premise, I don't have a motive to lie and men are so desperate for female attention that lying wouldn't change that. If anything I think that telling men that they're smart and have huge dicks would make them more eager to listen.
>>33603587:3
>>33603331F that’s me
>>33603592What do you usually goon to?
>>33603568The amount of utterly bizarre assumptions and shit thrown into so few words is staggering.Seek professional help.
>>33603585I want a woman that isn't an abuser, which is impossible.>>33603594>t. shitty person
>>33603511How have you survived until now?
>>33603524>TitsAre they pretty big?
>>33603595You silly sausage. Have you tried developing a humiliation kink? Imagine if instead of getting mad you could get hard.
>>33603583Stop spamming.
>>33603599That was my second post today
Men, have you ever been flashed? If you were to be flashed by a woman today, would you pursue legal action?
>>33603530What would you like?>>33603542What's wrong, anon?
>>33603593Erotica
>>33603584It's a foid defending her discord friends. Technically for 4 years*She thinks posting some quirk chungus cringe video line "destroys" everyone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTKJa6yTVlYhttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/text/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCTKJa6yTVlY/page/3/
>>33603605You are utterly deranged. Many anons itt do the "epic name drop" posting.
>>33603598My kink is emotional stability and manners.
>>33603605Anon... thats a meme, not a single person
>>33603607Sure :)
>>33603605That's fucking weird
>>33603609Tough luck.
>>33603605Now search for "epic name drop" and you'll see that many different posters say that.
>>33603601When I was a teen, yes. >If you were to be flashed by a woman today, would you pursue legal action?No. Boobs good, but perhaps more importantly, I understand her urge to do that, and it's nice to see someone experiencing joy
>>33603600I don't care.
>>33603614Is it really that hard for the average girl to be emotionally stable and have good manners. That's far, far, removed from some kind of housewife or bangmaid. I'm 6'4 and wealthy, I can't afford including an irresponsible unreliable person into my life.
>>33603605Maybe just don't be so creepy.
>>33603605More likely thats someone that dislikes the namefagging
>>33603622Not really. I know many men that have wifes like that but something about you repulses these types of women. Find out what and fix it.
New thread>>33603627>>33603627>>33603627
>>33603626I don't repulse them, I'm repulsed by them. Nice try, though. My male friends also have wifes that are good natured, they keep asking why I'm not married and match me with toxic women.
>>33603626Please stop giving the cunt attention.
>>33603631Why are you repulsed by stable and well mannered women? Did you forget to take your meds?
>>33603635They are extremely materialistic, deviant, and shallow, go figure. Any actual questions or are you just here for theatre? Want some greentext stories?>>33603634I'm not a cunt for wanting a woman that's not toxic.
>>33603522>how do I stopGetting a job, hobbies and some modicum of a social life did it for mePosting from the bar rn on smoke break lol
>>33601816That toy shelf if going to be awful to clean
>>33603544>Why don't you just be more masculine? What about not being masculine makes you feel superior? Is this some kind of "I will never be like my dad" or "I will never give society/women what they want from me" kind of tantrum?This is actually a really valid question.>>33603568>I don't want to attract shitty people into my life?Being masculine doesn't necessarily attract shitty people into your life. Why would you think it does?>>33603595>I want a woman that isn't an abuserStill not answering the question.Here:>>33603538>is there any hope for a financially stable guyYes.>or is he stuck being abused by ran-through whores for not being masculine enough.No.One possible, easy solution is to be more masculine. Why are you discounting that?Another solution is to have self respect, establish boundaries, and stand by them.Here's a bizarre example. Imagine you and a stranger are talking and they reach up and put their hand on your face for no reason. They're just holding it there uncomfortably. Do you ignore and tolerate it?
girl invited me for dinner at her place(pizza), for the second date...It's going down.What should I bring for dessert?
