ITT We ask the opposite gender anything! (Almost anything - see below).This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. But there are rules that apply to the /adv/ forum, and which are (sometimes!) enforced here, that you might like to note. For example:- No NSFW images.- No racism (only allowed on /b/).- No trolling, ragebait, pretending to be retarded, etc. (Also only allowed on /b/).- No avatar posting or signatures.- No posting pictures of yourself or personal details.(There is another ATOGA thread on /soc/ - if you want to post contact details or toonme images, post them there; you can link to a post in that thread from here.)While this thread does tend to turn into a chatroom, it's still nice if people stay at least vaguely on topic: questions for the opposite gender to the questioner, and answers. Here are a few things that are better posted in other places:- Blog posts (try Plebbit, or anywhere other than 4chan, really).- Politics (try /pol/).- Gender wars or incel rants (try /r9k/).- Discussion of LGBT issues (try /lgbt/).- Miscellaneous ranting and venting. (Try the /adv thread called GIOYC - Get It Off Your Chest.)- Film and TV recommendations (try /tv/).- Stuff that clearly didn't happen (try /b/).Technical, scientific, medical, or legal questions *can* be posted here, but you'll probably get better answers if you make a separate thread on /adv/.Please help to make the thread better by REPORTING off-topic, low-quality, or rule-breaking posts!Finally, if you're thinking of starting a new thread:- Please don't, unless the current thread is either at least on page 9, or the image count is at least in the 130s.- Remember to include all this stuff in the OP.- Check the catalog immediately before you post to make sure you aren't creating a duplicate thread.- Remember to link back to the previous thread (this one) and also post a link to the new thread here.Previously on ATOGA: >>33600502
Hello anons, state gender and how are you doing today?
>>33603633MNot bad. Off to find some churches to get some photos. Hopefully staving off the drug addiction until later in the day. Yourself?
>>33603633>Hello anons, state gender and how are you doing today?I hope to have a good day, people are awful human beings but there's rare genuine people, I hope.
>>33603633I stayed up WAY TOO LATE talking with femanon and now I slept until past 10am and am still tired.My ravioli were moldy.At least the weather is nice and calm, so I'm just going to be lazy, play some video games and maybe make a few posts here. I should work on my dating profile though...
>>33603633why do you care lmao fuck off
>>33603633M, I'm chill thanks, hbu? Also stayed up too late last night after going out with ppl but was fun. Played some vidya this morning and at work rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v28fXl5OUVg
State gender When is it okay to lie to your employer
Women are you here?
>talking with a guy, mutual friend>think we're getting along>he tells me about his hot and likeable colleague who has a crush on him>conclude that either he isn't interested or is toxic and playing games>tone it down and focus on someone else>he hears or notices that i'm hanging out with a different guy>sends angry messages, demands to know why>give brief neutral answers and try to cut contact>friend who introduced us asks me why nothing became of itWhat do I tell him? I don't want to lose this friend group
>>33603652No, I made a profile once out of curiosity but that was when it first got launched. I also made a male one to check out the femanons but I think I deactivated them both again.
where do depressed people hang out, everyone is fake depressed where they're happy all the time.
>>33603656In their room, online.
women, which one?>parfum>expensive sexy under wear>two concert tickets if your bf would give you a christmas giftI mean, you're already in a relationship, not orbiters or someone who's chasing you
Girls if genie offered you an anime tails and ears would you take it?
>>33603653tell the truththat person is not a friend if he/she can't take it
>>33603656>where do depressed people hang outInternet...
Sex..
>>33603653>What do I tell him?What have you told him so far?Anyway, not dating a friend of a friend should not be an end to talking with people.
>>33603658>american dating.jpg>everything is clearly German
>>33603653>>he tells me about his hot and likeable colleague who has a crush on himWhat exactly did he tell you? That he has a crush on her?>or is toxic and playing gamesCould be this
women are kind of scary.
I Have this awesome life hack
>>33603670Men are scarier
Women, is this true?
>>33603656>everyone is fake depressed where they're happy all the timeHuh?
Men are scarier short term, women are scarier long term
I didn’t know it was so easy to rape people
>>33603679Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
>>33603676Yeah, moids do want a harem of mindless bimbos each of whom has a personality that can be described as "hot" and "obsessed with the moid"
>>33603679Women aren't scary at all desu
>>33603676No if a man put his hands on me like that Id do experiments on his ballsacks while he slept
>>33603680All you gotta do is be unattractive and exist vaguely in their vicinity.
>>33603679No offense but what is a woman going to do. Yell at you? Divorce you? Is that scarier than rape and murder to you? There are so many men with second families. That’s the real scary
>>33603682M. Sounds about right.
women why are you so embarrassing sometimes
woman are mean but they're scared of being smacked so they play pretend.
>>33603689FI think poetry as an art form is disgusting
>>33603689Those women are probably coping and Taylor and Travis are gonna divorce
>>33603676>women's romance>hardcore pornography>violence>ahegaoThat's erotic content made by men for men
>f>took my dog to the vet this morning>have to hold him in my arms because he's afraid of vets>vet tech comes over to take him out of my hands>the back of my hand mushes into her boob>its soft and warm>realize what just happened and make eye contact>she smiles knowingly and takes my dog into the back for his check-up>can't think about anything else nowIs this how it is for guys? I think I might be gay
>>33603633MHaven’t slithered out of bed yet. It is going to be a decent day.>>33603649When they don’t need to know your personal business. Most problems are better solved without lies though.
>>33603676Women want to be lusted after, men want to be validated. That's the psychological difference.
>>33603682Moids just want one pretty girl who's into them, every harem anime fan has one favourite
State genderThoughts on Sydney Sweeney?
>>33603689its insane to me how there is a whole subset of woman who are "this attractive, extremely rich, one-of-the-biggest-artists-ever 30something year old is just like meee why won't anyone date meeee :((("
>>33603702M. Who?
>>33603702fI don't care one way or another. The mutant seethe at her was funny though.
>>33603676It's crazy how most women want to be dominated in a pretty harsh manner in bed but most men just aren't up for that level of effort.
>>33603698Hot. Be outrageous and totally stare at them obviously next time you see her
>>33603702FShe's pretty but being pretty is her only characteristic while I am both pretty and kinda smart so overall I surpass her
>>33603702I wonder if women understand why we chose her over sabrina carpenter
>>33603702MI genuinely do not give one fraction of a fuck about any celebrity, the only thing they’re good for is making people freak out when I ask “who?”
>>33603712Since when do you speak for all men?
>>33603679Men rapeWomen cuckOne is revolting because of how visceral and immediately painful it can beOne is revolting because of how long it can be unnoticed
>>33603714Fucking ignorant
>>33603700>Women want to be lusted afterSo why do women complain about horny men while men seethe over not being desired or getting laid and being seen as husband material instead?>men want to be validatedEven though they deem friendship with women worthless and fake emotional intimacy to get laid, while women complain endlessly about not feeling seen, understood, or supported by their partners?
>>33603710So humble too
>>33603700Thats the same thing you moron.
>>33603712Sabrina is hotter
MenHas a woman ever made you genuinely laugh
>>33603720Sarcasm, nice.
>>33603693why?
>>33603725You really are smart
newfags, when femanon says "men" she means the 2% of guys that make her turned on. she's not talking about your gender.
>>33603702M, she's mid
>>33603717Yeah just like thatI caused somebody to have a melty the other day too when I insisted I’ve never heard of “Michael B. Jordan”
>>33603718>So why do women complain about horny menWrong kind of men. Until you know what it's like to have some swarthy foreigner staring rapeily at you in the grocery store, you can't understand why we have a filter. > while women complain endlessly about not feeling seen, understood, or supported by their partners?Because men have the tendency to get a girlfriend, fuck them for five minutes, then ignore them the rest of the week. Then they act baffled why that girl dumps him.
>>33603728Don’t tell me who I’m talking to faggot
>>33603633Bathed, still high anxiety for just getting up. Nyeh.*sends firey heart mail*
the urge to want to send goodmorning messages is much greater than my ability to comprehend that they are and have been sleeping with someone else
>>33603726It’s often bad and spoken word makes me want to blow my brains out
>>33603723yes, but only because she revealed a side of herself i did not expect.
>putting a footfag porn picture of a flagWhy are moids so indecent?
>>33603708I won't see her (hypothetically) for another two weeks, when he goes for a follow-up. And I'm too shy to stare at someone else's boobs, come on
This may not be doable with all this fog
>>33603723Not intentionally, they aren't very funny
>>33603676Why do you think there are so many women with abusive boyfriends?
>>33603723Sure.
>>33603739Like what
>>33603723only once in my entire life
>>33603741>And I'm too shy to stare at someone else's boobs, come onYou come on, at most she'll be a little smug internally. She might even deliberately give you a view or brush your shoulder with them...
Why must the foid deconstruct my every pattern? Can I chew food without being creepy or weird or bad for doing so?
>>33603736What a loser I don't sleep with him but he tells me good morning
Kek
>>33603755Why can't he settle for someone less popular and widely desired and pursued by tons of men?
>>33603752lucky
>>33603748I assumed she was NPC but then she said something really edgy for no reason. Caught me off-guard.
>>33603687I had a classmate who was a chaotic and funny alpha Chad. Then he got married and she domesticated him big time. He is now a shell of himself, completely neutered but calls it a blessing, calls himself mature and responsible lol. The guy is not fun anymore and has no time for himself.My point is that women outpace men on emotional terrain and can cuck you if you are clueless. Happens fairly often
>>33603759He is settling for someone less popular, see her high bodycount is because she can't hold a relationship. He's settling for someone in his league
>>33603765Thats on him for marrying a bitch he doesn’t even like
>>33603702MHot body, lewd eyes, but seems Kardashian-tier bright, probably a decent sense of what sells.
State gender.You ever go to bed, thinking "I hope anon X is online again tomorrow"?
>>33603771That's the point he calls it love and she gaslighted him into liking his predicament.He wants to have fun and be chaotic and she is like "Be responsible, dear, you are not a kid anymore!" and he is like "Ok, honey". rinse repeat
I want a loser gf but she would be repulsed by my lack of social life.
are there spanish girls on atoga? if so can they marry me?
>>33603702MWe stan KATSEYE in this thread.
Femanons how many digits is your bodycount?
>>33603774yes. and they never are.
>>33603689the ancients believed that only a set few poets could be born at any given time, and they were right>>33603693>>33603738that's kind of like looking at haitian cuisine and then saying food sucks
>>33603768Nah, he's dating out of his league. The amount of people who can't hold a relationship and instead have several short term attempts or failed marriages is around the same between the sexes.
>>33603774Not since we exchanged contacts, and fell in and out of love, no.
>>33603723Fairly often, even in this thread. I don't mean laughing at them but with them btw
>>33603723Of course, yes
>>33603780There was Trini but I think she died
>>33603702I heard the name but I don't know who she is
>>33603783her bodycount is just me but wearing different disguises
>no trespassingGee, I wonder who that’s for
>>33603793why did she die...
>>33603783I've been with 1 guy and don't really see why I would want to experience that again
>>33603778Am I supposed to feel bad for him for being retarded
>>33603780>>33603793Before trini there was Marta and she really did fucking die in an epic motorcycle crash
>>33603791Who in this thread made you laugh and how
>>33603774MNo I generally stop thinking about atoga the instant I’m not on it
>>33603803MKG made a great joke once: polyamorous people have a scheduling kink
do fat people not feel any remorse dating someone much skinnier than them
>>33603807He’s not female
>>33603808Probably not, dont you see it all the time
>>33603800Men are retarded like that I agree, and his case is not exceptional. He is actually a fairly smart guy overall but it didn't help him.
>>33603808They steal the skinny peoples life force that’s why they stay so fat
>>33603793>I think she diedShe got banned for selfposting in the thread a few days ago.Probably just been undercover, if here at all.>>33603789That felt like a quick lovestory tldr.
>>33603788No it's not, women are way way more promiscuous than men
>>33603751it's funny
>>33603774M. No.
>>33603751Nope
>>33603807Still not funny
>>33603803Not in this particular thread, it's fairly new
>>33603774Mnah but i am happy to see that stupid sexy dyke actuaranon
>>33603774Mthis has never been something on my mindwhat kind of lives are you guys living here.
>>33603774MIt probably depends on how you treat atoga, but I do.
>>33603822Do you remember a post in the past
>>33603774FYes
I’m pooping
>>33603827No, but I remember the energy it gave me
>>33603774MYes
>>33603817Wouldn't that tilt the sex market heavily in men's favor? Interesting theory either way, I'd like to see what stats you're basing it on.
Question:What can I do for/to the man I am dating to show him he means alot to me
I'm deeply sad my grating personality is just not that popular with most women. I'm not nice, and I'm very rude.
>>33603834Suck him off
>>33603834Come with me on my adventures
>>33603649f, it's always ok to lie to your employer
>>33603835You just have to be rude in the right way but apparently you're too dumb for that
>>33603834Initiate contact between the two of you
>>33603846Done. Got no response.
>>33603833No, just because you're promiscuous doesn't mean you sleep with everyone. And I'm basing it on the fertility of young men and women, did you know that 50% of young men become parents compared to 80% of young women?
>>33603847What response were you looking for?
>>33603838WOULD>>33603840This is actually one of my most prominant love languages.
>>33603834You don't just do one thing and done, if he means a lot to you it will show
>>33603843I lose interest halfway and come across like a dementia president
>>33603847You obviously also have to be pretty but thats a given
>>33603849Any?
>>33603834do women really not talk to men at all?>foid: "you mean a lot to me"this like short-circuits y'all. weirdo ass gender.
>>33603851Very cool, I’m on one right now looking for abandoned churches
>>33603853Why tf do you care if you come across as rude if you lost interest anyways?
>>33603852Yes, you are correct. I am looking to do better than I have - So I was curious as to if there were new ideas. >>33603854Yahhh, I am not so fond of mys
I’d be a good girlfriend
>>33603863Thats what they all think.
>>33603858low key? sadism. black licorice for halloween. no mcdonalds we have food at home.
Oh my goodness gracious this road is a little treasure trove
>>33603866NTAYou just sound dumb.
>>33603866Yeah, I figured the way you boasted about being such a bad boy, lolMaybe you should do it again
>>33603863I'd be a good boyfriend
I woke up 1.6kg lighter than yesterday.Ate normal yesterday.Am I dying?
>>33603848What does promiscuity mean if not indiscriminate sexual partner choice?>50% of young men become parents compared to 80% of young womenWhat study is this from? I can't find any with these numbers. Why is age relevant in this context unless first time fathers get with younger women?
I need to induce my period 4 days early any tips
>>336037830
>>33603774FHonestly no. Maybe I’m selfish
>>33603851NTA sex in various places while travelling is one of my biggest fantasies.
>>33603879Thats not how that works... best you can do is increase uterine contractions by heavy exercise, orgasms and drink ginger tea, eat parsley, pineapple and vit c.
>>336038820 is 1 digit
Another awful day in an awful life and there's nothing I can do to change it.
>>33603633FGood. Very tired, worked a lot today. I want to play vidya but I don’t have the energy to get up.
>>336037832
>>33603870Yet you replied. Curious.>>33603873My aura is too disdainful. I really pour it on.
>>33603887Oh okay
>>33603896How come you haven't lost interest in replying so far? Are we not half way yet?
>>33603627So I slept with a friend of mine a few days ago. She said she loved hearing me moan and acted more dominant than other girls I slept with. I dunno if I can go back to vanilla girls now. Am I a sub now?
>>33603891Go on an adventure
>>33603901You’re a whore
>>33603901It's not like you have to chose a side and stick with it.
>>33603877>What does promiscuity mean if not indiscriminate sexual partner choiceSex with different people, it doesn't mean you're indiscriminate>StudiesNo, just statistics. We actually record how many people have kids you know
>>33603905anon just wanted to talk about the hot subby sex he had with his friend
>>33603909Yes, and? Why can people talk about a nice trip they went on or a fun game they played but god forbid they want to talk about a good sexual experience?
>>33603900Give it a minute, I've got a tin of biscuits And I'm scrolling elon-twitter alongside it.
>>33603869Are you larping as the Globglogabgalab or something?>>33603893Dark Souls lady?In any case, you should get some sleep. Vidya will still exist when you get up.
>>33603915Well, I have sesame mochi and am doing the dishes alongside it. That means I win.
>>33603916Kek
>>33603916>Are you larping as the Globglogabgalab or something?lmfao
>>33603914Because it makes you a whore
>>33603901>and acted more dominant than other girlsHow exactly?
I’m getting sidetracked by all the views
>>33603923And whores can't talk about the fun stuff they did or what? Does it personally offend you because you get intense fomo or is it just a nice opportunity for you to virtue signal your ((purity))?
>>33603907>semanticsHave these statistics been published or not?>Sex with different peopleSo instead of having sex with one high-quality man, women have sex with several men, and this means that fewer men get to have sex? And men do the opposite, opting to go for one high-quality woman?
>>33603914You know what? Fine. Fuck it. I'll do all three.Femanons: I travelled around China for a couple of weeks with a friend of mine and we fucked so hard and so often I got friction burn on my dick. We discovered neither of us had any upper limit on the number of times we could fuck a day. I'm talking eight times per day.Now we're on other sides of the world...Should I ask her to play Hello Kitty Island Adventure with me?
MenWhat's your chest/back hair situation like?
>>33603931>ChinaYou could not pay me enough to go there.
>>33603934Lack thereof
>>33603931See? Why should we not be allowed to talk about these things? Thats so silly. >Should I ask her to play Hello Kitty Island Adventure with me?Absolutely
>>33603916Yeah lady dark souls hehe.I’m going to read stuff on Atoga and fall asleep
>>33603857That is a beautiful structure of art.10/10 would be happy to live there
>>33603934Fuzzy chest and belly, bare back
>>33603919Productive, aren't we. To be fair it's not like I *haven't* been doing chores, I just got a bit of unfolded laundry left, too busy parsing through the 'words of discouragement' so lovingly crafted, on the chans.
>>33603935That's because you're an imbecile>>33603938My actual dilemma is I really want to play D&D with her but I don't know how to get a group going
>>33603929>Have these statistics been published or not?Duh, most countries do>So instead of having sex with one high-quality man, women have sex with several men, and this means that fewer men get to have sex? And men do the opposite, opting to go for one high-quality woman?I never said men do the opposite
>>33603924gently slapping me, choking me, telling me what to do and the moaning thing. we cuddled for the entire mornng after, she gave me loads of kisses
>>33603927They can but it’s silly when they get mad thatthey got called a whore
>>33603879not to induce it earlier, but there is a pill you can get that will put it off until later. i've used it once to not get my period on a beach vacation. if you are in the states you can get it prescribed online with wisp or you can go to a walk in clinic
>>33603943You could just play one on one D&D and make it lewd. Win win. >>33603942>it's not like I *haven't* been doing choresWhew, such a good boy. >words of discouragementAh yes, you favorite ambrosia, sweet sweet seethe.
>>33603944Stop blueballing me and link to the exact papers already, you wouldn't typically have to ask several times for something that exists and proves someone's claims.
>>33603649MaleWhen you have the opportunity
WomenWhat's the worst experience you've had with a "nice guy"?
>>33603944Sorry I'm playing vidya, you have to DYOR
>>33603946Where? As far as I can see, anon didn't even reply to you calling him a whore. Are you imagining you as the chad virgin and anon as the virgin whore again?
>>33603934Hairy chest, but thin/light enough you can see the skinNot much hair on my back at all
>>33603953>erotic roleplayI hadn't thought of that...
>>33603946nta there's just no point in calling us whores, we know we're whores, we just don't care / don't see it as a negative.being a "whore" is really easy because prudish people are often unfun, mean, and weird, so there's no upside to appealing to you
>>33603957That one time I met his mom and she started to talk about how she thinks leaving a wet cleaning rag in the kitchen sink is unhygienic and I agreed with her and he accused me of trying to butter her up. That was so damn cringe, lmfao.
>>33603808I feel remorse just for developing a crush on someone
>>33603962Exactly. Now go off and play, little one.
>>33603963Are they mean because they don’t want to have sex with you?
>>33603934i barely grow any body hair
>>33603965Same. And then I punish and shun myself due to it. Why do we feel this way? I comletely go ghost and ignore all social situations where they could be
>>33603953I'm becoming mildly addicted to posting finely crafted ragebaits.
>>33603934almost no hair
>>33603943chinaboos are embarrassing
>>33603957he broke up with me at a party in front of other people thinking i would be humiliated (i wasn't), then went and cried to my mom about it. she promptly called me to make fun of him after. he then tried to manipulative several of our mutual friends which caused them all to stop talking to him.
>>33603976Why must poking moralfags be such much fun? Sigh
What women do and what women say are two different things.So why take what they say seriously here?
>>33603983Literally nobody gives a single shit about what you do or don't do.
GenderDo you have any impulse spending problems?
>>33603985FNo
>>33603971no, if i get rejected i move on because i have the gift of mental stability. there are plenty of sluts in the sea
>>33603934About 25 hairs
>>33603985FYeah, definitely but it comes in waves. Sometimes I want to buy all the things and then I don't feel like buying anything at all for like half a year. I think in the end it balances itself out, so I have no plans to try and change it.
>>33603987hot
>>33603940Here’s the other I found, iPhone users rejoice
>>33603996Cute Pro tip: you can crop the pic just a tiny bit and it will upload the right way around every time
>>33603943Yeah sure go on vacations in dictatorships.
>>33603985MI have never-spending-money-on-anything problems
>>33603901yes, enjoy yourself
>>33603857very cool
>>33603998Yes I did that but got lazy because it didn’t want to upload
>>33603994I wish I was hot
>>33603627Why the fuck would a girl end it with me, then ask to kiss me (I declined), say we have an emotional connection and that she's "talked herself into it now"? And then ask to kiss me AGAIN when I go to leave?>>33603653"He started talking about other girls, so I figured he wasn't serious">>33603723Yes. But only one - she was hilarious but sadly not looking for anything even remotely serious. I had my hopes up after 3 dates then it became clear
>>33603985MYeah, it comes and goes and I don't like it.>wow that game is pretty cheap, I might as well buy it>I'm not in the mood to cook, I'll buy something easy instead>ehhhh fuck it, it's only a few bucks?>WHOA! That essential item I absolutely need? I can live without it, $10 is too much
>>33603774MaleI used to do that with Mabel when she posted here
>>33603985FNo because I have no money
>>33604009relatable content
>>33604009Relatable content
>>33604010Same but only because I loved shitting on her
Can we as a society finally admit women are severely mentally ill cosplaying as productive people
>>33603985MaleYeah, I'm slowly getting the hang of it, but even when I do end up saving some money my car decides to have some sort of surprise expense
>>33604017/gioyc/
>>33604021I *asked* (on-topic) a question
>>33603975Yeah I do that too. I don't know why we do it, probably a really deep self hatred. For me it's only amplified since I do get rejected any time I tell myself to get over it and ask someone out. It's validating but in the bad way
>>33603698Like 90% of the planet is attracted to women. Welcome to the club.
>>33604016I liked her she was really sweet and positive
>>33604026Yeah especially toward psychopaths that wanted to kill and rape and eat women
>>33604017You say that as if all the women at my workplace weren't more competent than all the men. IT, by the way.
>>33603627Wy are women always such healsluts?
After a brief pit stop in hickville, they kindly told me where the cross is that I’m looking for
>>33603996It has a strking resemblance to eastern euro architecture. The domes, points and symmetry. Byzantine-ish
>>33604030The can fix you anon
>>33604032"Healsluts" are primarily a male thing
I don’t get love in this life
>>33604032Are you going to nail yourself to it for a crucifying ritual?
>>33603964You were probably overdoing it. Don't lie.>OMGGG I KNOW RIGHT? WHO LEAVES A WET CLEANING RAG IN THE KITCHEN SINK? I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU, MY BF'S MOM ;))
>>33603980What the fuck does that mean. What is embarrassing about liking laquered cabinets and Dai cuisine and baijiu and little towns. Why don't you have any joy in your life>>33603999I guess I'm not stupid enough to let something like that get in the way of my life
>>33603964WHERE THE FUCK WOULD YOU LEAVE IT THEN BITCH, ON THE COUNTER? ON THE FLOOR? YOU FILTHY FEMFREAK FUCK
>>33604044No, I just said yeah, it's the perfect breeding ground for bacteria.
>>33604049You put it in the laundry or hang it somewhere it can dry anon.
>>33604052Oh..........
>>33604027Iirc she wasn't aware of the context of that scenario
>>33604054There there
They said they didn’t but they changed the formula
>>33604030Women are more interested in people
I want a krabby patty
Incels, says something nice to me. No reasons, except you being niceYou're nice aren't you (that's why you finish last)?
>>33604030I used to heal back when I was young and idealistic and wanted to help and be valuable. Now I know that tanking is the easiest role and gives you the most power, and that using and abusing your team isn't really that bad.
>>33604030And men are more interested in things
>>33604069I'm interested in bothI'm intrigued by people, but also things appeal to my desire for a sense of order, emotional and moral detachment, and overall autism
My costar just told me I look for love in all the wrong places But I look for love everywhete
>>33604067Your autism is sexy
>>33604067I hope you have a lovely day and get one step closer to your dreamsI'm assuming your dreams are not harmful to others or yourself
>>33604075:* :* :*
Did anyone else jusy get uglier once they finished puberty
GenderTell me your favorite historical civilization
>>33604030I'm a guy and I'm a healslutIt's fun
>>33604074Everywhere is the wrong place if it's you.
>>33604033You’re right on the money
>>33604083Yea true
>>33604040Perhaps…I brought my Jesus chain, maybe it’ll speak to me?
>>33604076you're sweeter than cotton candy, 'non <3
>>33604080MaleMesopotamiaI don't know a lot about it I just know a lot of myths are traced back to around there
>>33604074*hugs you*
Remind me to never go on township road 777 ever again
>>33604094Story time?
>>33604080Fthe la tène culture
>>33604096It has zero cell coverage but it has this
>>33604088Mayhaps
>>33604080MThe Mongol Empire. A bunch of dairy-eating nomads somehow put together the biggest land empire in history, and then it immediately split apart and got absorbed by everything it conquered. Yet life in Mongolia is pretty much still the same for most people there.
Sharing a first kiss with one person a second time. Just thinking about it makes me nervous.
>>33604048>What is embarrassing about liking laquered cabinets and Dai cuisine and baijiu and little towns.
all these out of touch 40+ year old men telling me to touch grass while being on podcasts.
>>33604080ancient civilisation in japan, korea, chinathey sipped tea, wrote bs philosophy, and poisoned each other while sipping teaalso, ninjas.i rest my case
even the ugly girl ghosted me. its over. dating is going nowhere. they see me and its over at that moment.
>>33604048Well let's hope you get locked up and fucked by the CCP then.
>>33604106>fucking dork
>>33604110telling you to hit the gym while looking more onions than basedbeans
Women is this true?
>>33604114Why was she ugly
>>33604121Flo was a big gay lesbo and she was clearly in her incel era here
>>33604121Why do you guys call me Nightingale
>>33604121That's not true. Ilove incels & they love me too
>>33604080MSpain, Germany, France
>>33604080Hard to pick a favorite. Pre Islamic Revolution Iran seemed cool. Bavaria during the rise of the Illuminati. Alexandria when the library was opened. Biblical Israel.
I found it. The millennium cross.
I wish I had rich parents to pay for me to vacation and never have to work
>>33604080MThe DahomeyThe slave trade objectively fucked up West Africa, but it WAS metal as fuck
>>33604124weird face shape
>>33604147not much to fuck up in the first place
>>33604150You wouldn't get empires built on crushing weaker civs to enslave them and sell them to Euros in return for more guns to crush more civs if there wasn't stuff to wreck in the first place
>>33604136The world seemed pretty great before Islam ruined everything
>>33604138Now sit on it
>>33604121Doubt this is a real quote, and even if it is it's just a bitter old maid's pick-me rant. She should have stuck to nursing.
>>33604154""empires"" is a stretch
>>33604148I’m going to kill my self
>>33604158Uhm, this one might be better for that
>>33604157I never understand why anons hate Islam so much. It embodies everything they love. Sexism, homophobia, worship of the military, paedophilia, anti-semitism, men of action, subjugators. I think it's just the brown people
>>33604164why?you got an ugly face too?
>>33604167abrahamic religions claiming to be "antisemitic" is just fraternal hatred, all of them can fuck off
>>33604171Yea
>>33604172Infighting is often the most vicious kind of fighting
Pretty decent adventure thanks for tuning in
>>33604176true
>>33604177Why didn’t you invite me
Single anons of both genders: do you think your daily life would be made better or worse if you had a relationship?
>>33604183Y-you’re not here anon
>>33604184Mbetter
>>33604167But we don't. /pol/ has talked about how US and Europe needs White Sharia for years.
>>33604184F, worse
>>33604177>IMG_ENTJ, is that you again?
>>33604184FBetter better better please god if you’re listening I’ll do anything
>>33604184MBoth. I like and dislike being alone sometimes.
>>33604190No man I just took these photos
>>33604190>common filename thing>IS THAT YOU XDDDDDDDDDgod eceleb obsessed faggots are so retarded
>>33603627Dating makes me pine for the caveman days.>Me like Grugette>try to drag her to my cave>she lets me? Now wife>she bashes my head with a club? She rejected meFar more civilized and less awkward than the current system in my opinion
>>33604186Because you didn’t invite me
>>33604191How many guys have you asked out this year?
>>33604190Anybody posting from an iPhone gets that.
>>33604196You can still try to do that
>>33604197You don’t live near me…
>>33604191bend over
>>33604198Three
>>33604196men back then didnt care about rejection
>>33603656>Fake depressed That is called a cope smile often.
Libe alone?
>>33604206Genuinely 95% of all incel rage comes from the fact they're scared of rejection so they never make moves.
>>33604191Date an atoga guy
>>33604213He said no
>>33604211I can also make up statistics250% of men are unhappy with the current dating scene
>>33604211Nta, but rejection can be as traumatic as rape. Who wants to go through that several times before getting a gf? Normies don't do it either.
>>33604214Date a different one
why do people say "nta" now?back in the day we would just call people retards for assuming everyone is the same person on an ANONYMOUS imageboard
>>33604190Fair assumption, but it's just another blogposting attention-whore with iPhone
>>33604214>Rejected by an atoga guyOuch sister
>>33604225>noooo you can only talk about SEX and politics Fuck off faggot
>>33604216how autistic are youand just to explain, that's a rhetorical question
>>33604221I’m still crying about the last one
>>33604229your point sucks as well, what about the incels who do o through the humiliation ritual? whats your take on them? probably something equally retarded
(sobbing)i want foidussyi want foidussyi want foidussy
>>33604184male.Hard to say, I want to try to keep drawing at least as a hobby but tbf I don't think I could have any hobby but movies and maybe motorcycle riding if I was with anyone.
>>33604231Any incel who doesn't have social anxiety has my sincere condolences because they probably truly are held back by forces outside their control
>>33604224People have been doing that since a long time. You're just a rude cunt.
>>33604231stop calling it a humiliation ritual
>>33604224It's useful to the conversation sometimes, but dumbasses will still assume you are the previous anon anyways
>>33604238>long time>posts a 2017 screenshotI wish you were joking
>>336042418 years is enough time for you to get with the times.
>>33604242we should go back to the pre "nta" timeslet retards be retards
>>33604238I invented that saying.
>>33604244Sure
>>33604230Pick one who isn’t indecisive and timid then
>>33604243we should go back to the id heaven days
>>33604238>IMG_2359.jpgopinion discarded
>>33604080FAncient Greece probably. Maybe even proto-Greek/Yamna, since the mystery of not knowing much about it is very attractive. I'm curious how people lived back then.
>>33604253When was the last time someone touched your genitals outside of medical professionals or people you paid?
>>33604259You tell me, ENTJ
>>33604259Mnever
>>33604260Stop samefagging
>>33604260I bet it was when your mom cleaned the shit off your balls.
>>33604260i wish you'd kill yourself, you have to be truly pathetic to obsess over namefags
>>33604239It basically is. Few times I have done it the best I can get as a response is just a blank stare as a ""rejection"" but still agrees to date me anyways sonetimes. I'd rather get mauled by approaching a bear or big cat to pet them than try to ask another woman on a date not that I have a carreer and place of my own.
>>33604259NTA, but honestly I have been afouding medical professionals in hopes I get caner and die. I've consumed fertilizer, rat poison and Teflon without luck.
>>33604266>>33604267>>33604270You seem a bit mad, is that actually you?
>>33604276Just eat a bit more and you can die way sooner. Pussy.
maybe women hate me because they can read my 4chinz post history
>>33604278What?
gf INSISTS on asking about my past. like she asks if she gives the best head i’ve ever gotten because her exes told her so (as if i needed to know). what nationalities i’ve had and their body types, she’ll say she feels fat and then ask if i’ve been with skinny girls. then i told her i’ve been to korea and she immediately wanted to know if i hooked up there, to which i replied yes and now she’s insecure about her weight because she’s thicc (but not fat) and wants to be skinnywomen why the fuck do you do this to yourselves? i told her i will answer but not tolerate any attitude
I wish my hair wasn’t so insane
>>33604283>women why the fuck do you do this to yourselves?Men were supposed to have harems, not chose one flavor of pussy and stick to that forever. She's trying to be everything for you but that's simply not possible.
>>33604283>i told her i will answer but not tolerate any attitudewhy would you make yourself have a relationship which was like this
>>33604287Cut it off
>>33604272I don't get why men these days are so soft they view rejection as an existential threat. Women are people dude. One girl out of billions said no. So what? When you ask a guy friend to go do something and they say no, do you fall into catatonic despair then?
>>33604290Part of me wants to grow it more and see how insane it would get but I could shave it as well…hmm
>>33604292Ok
>>33604293Yes…thanks for the brainstorm
>>33604291I don't think he ever had any friends
>>33604283your gf sounds insufferable
>>33604294Np
>>33604299Y-you too…
>>33604283lord send me a thicc gf who is happy about being thicc
I need a gf who does not own CATS please
>>33604304all girls have a pussy
>>33604291You assume they actually say "no". Really rejection is being led own with "maybe" or "I'm open" or literally saying yes then ghosting.
>>33604304I would not want a gf who wouldn't want to get a cat.I don't have one now, but I definitely want one in the future.A cat just for one person who's away to work several days each week is selfish and I'd hate to be that kind of guy.
>>33604308you should internalize that the answer is either "hell yes" or "hell no"
>>33604291>>33604308thisif they just said no id be fine with itinstead its always "im busy now but later/let me check my schedule/etc"
Hi fine shyts, how is your gyatt doing after the weekend of getting plapped
I just realized I don't hate bright red nail polish anymore.Nice, now I like all kinds of nail polish.
>>33604314I just got a pap smear. Thats all I have to say on the topic.
>>33604296Not many but I have a lot of acquaintances/people that constantly softplan things then never follow through.>>33604313I hate living in this time in age because people just lie to you about wanting to hangout or date. If it is really such an inconvenience then I'd rather just know.
Update: still goofing. 5 orgasms in so far today. More to cum.
>>33604313I like the current state of affairs. I enjoy the plausible deniability. It makes rejection so much easier for both of us. I'm sure it drives autistic people insane though (legitimately, as in, I'm sure the fact you need to pick up on the social cues to figure out whether they're being sincere or just letting you down gently must drive autistic people insane).
My future wife can clap without using her hands
>>33604323Very based
My brother just called me a pizza face
>>33604322I rather hear a straight up no then some plausible deniability. its not easier for the man at all.
>>33604330Sorry to hear that
>>33604331women are unable to do that
>>33604330Kick him
>>33604333LMAO
>>33604333Lmao expose her ass
>>33604333Lore qrd?
>>33604331I'm a man and it's a shitload easier for me.
>>33604341whats easier about a lie to your face than the truth?
>>33604333Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
I was gonna say free hugs for all the moids but the last couple of posts makes me think this thread sucks right now.
>>33604344It's much easier for me if we both maintain plausible deniability. It makes the whole process very smooth. I would not ask girls out if they were just gonna be like "no"
>>33604348what about me? I just got here.
>>33604333If I had read a post like this a year ago I would have shit my pants
>>33604349thats retardedplausible denialbility my ass>let me check my scheduleghosted>im busy but we can meet X weeks from nowghostedthey always end up ghosting your or rejecting you in the end anyway, I rather have an upfront no right away and most non-retarded men feel the same way
Genderare you flexible?
>>33604348Sorry, Some probably Indian dude made me very upset today
>>33604356MI used to be moreso, I could put my ankles behind my ears. Nowadays I am old
>>33604322Willing to bet more people are driven insane by this than you let on.
>>33604350I love you the most
>>33604349You like wasted time and lying?
>>33604356FYou can try stretching me
>>33604365:)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLmSMBPjKTI&list=RDzLmSMBPjKTI&start_radio=1
>>33604368shieeeeeet
Women, thoughts on the male loneliness epidemic?
>>33604356FMaybe a little, but not notably so. I can touch my toes and do the splits, but I can't like fold in half.
>>33604368where should I start
>>33604352So why not just respond and there's no trouble?
Both gendersAre these the perfect lips?
>>33604377MToo big
>>33604372No one wants a redditor.
I want a cute hypersexual dummy.
>>33604372I think it's a societal issue and men just think everything only impacts them.Also this guy seems like a fucking loser. If you want to get some space away from your parents if you live at home or whatever, go, do that by all means. But first of all doing it and your idea of getting away is 'beer and pizza in a hotel room' is kind of sad, and second, *enjoy it* yourself, without needing to pretend you're an influencer or otherwise appealing for attention from randos online.
>>33604377Are you the lip-fillers femanon?
>>33604338i'm so curious as to what i missed
>>33604377I don't like this kind of makeup. looks like plaster.
>>33604377FI agree with moid, too big. She's pretty, but not my preferred style.
>>33604372it's fake
>>33604388Your lips are even bigger though
>>33604377Mhuge lips
>>33604384To be fair, it would look more pathetic if he was eating pizza alone at some place (I saw a fat girl eating alone recently lol). But I don't get the need for a hotel room either. At least get an escort.
>>33604384but I like attention and have no friends
>>33604377is she ai? her lips look really weird, like she has a mustache, uses too dark of a lipliner, or there's a weird shadow. not sure what's happening.
>>33604392>To be fair, it would look more pathetic if he was eating pizza alone at some placeNTANo.
>>33604333>>33604386You missed nothing, it's just a joke.
>>33604356f, no, i'm hilariously inflexible, worse than the average moid
>>33604389I just went to r/pics, is that why half the posts are people making fun of that post? I thought it was all legitimate for a sec because I absolutely believe redditors just post whatever they're drinking for reddit points. But I think in this case it's just shitposting?
>>33604394No. The picture is from 2013
>>33604392I like going to those random pizzarias every feiday even if I am alone. It is the only day I get to eat out and eat like shit.
I got a girlfriend
>>33604398do i look like a fucking redditor? who tf cares
Can I ask you to share some embarrassing moments? Age and gender if you want.>f23>birthday on Labor Day>went to dragoncon on Saturday before Monday with friends only>there were few portapotties>my bladder was maxed out to hell and back>having ocd, I want to be in control of everything that I can be>so… I pissed myself on purpose>luckily I had a maxi dress on with a petticoat so literally no one will have noticed anyway>don’t know if I left a puddleIt was less embarrassing, but embarrassing still.
>>33604402You can listen to this now:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VxNCWDaj54
>>33604402buy her flowers
>>33604367It doesn't waste my time, and yes, I like white lies.>>33604361I'd take up that bet. Even if more people were driven insane, though, that wouldn't impact me. That's their problem.>>33604355>im busy but we can meet X weeks from nowThis is an odd one. I've never got anything like that and had it be a rejection.
>>33604404are you afraid of flying?
>>33604404piss girl piss girl
>>33604412Going to dragon con is probably the more embarrassing part of that story.
>>33604333Speaking of which, I still got a screenshot of the last conversation I had with somebody on discord.I'm not sure if I have it so she can't slander me or some other reason.
>>33604415who are we outing? i want the tea. i hope it's myao
You people need to stop shitting up the thread. Control yourselves.
>>33604418I bless threads wherever I go
>>33604418I don't see a question in your post and metaposting is also shitting the thread
>>33604417Oh sorry, I didn't mean to imply I am that guy, it was just a related thought I head.
>>33603652Took me about a year to figure out duolicious and duolingo are two different sites.WTF are you morons doing trying to get a date on a gamified "learn spanish using cartoon characters" mobile phone app? Oh its a different site that begins with "duo". Oh.
Gender and what do YOU contribute to this thread?
>>33604414nah, that sounds fun
>>33604425I contribute high quality posts
>>33604425f, i ask questions and answer them and generally try to have sane grass-touching takes
>>33604425MMonster girls.
>>33604414Laughing at some autists and oogling at some cosplayers is ok. At least I guess you can do that there, I don't know what dragoncon actually is.Pissing yourself on purpose is inexcusable.
State GenderIf we had the ability to - should the goal of humanity be to make earth a paradise?
>>33604429>sane grass-touching takesyou mean reddit-tier takes?
>>33604404Trust me people can tell.>>33604410>This is an odd one. I've never got anything like that and had it be a rejection.Ok I definitely don't believe you.
>>33604428Examples? Please show your work (and state gender).
>>33604433thats already the case, just for a very small portion of humanity
>>33604425MI hornypost with a ton of femanons.Posted nice pictures.Pose a question or two a day.Have mostly sane conversations.Shit on the autists.
>>33604425I have invented many memes including PLAP and I Hate Women
>>33604425I have pretended to be retarded and schizophrenic since 2011 on multiple boards and this thread.
>>33604435>Ok I definitely don't believe you.Well it's true. "I'm busy" is a rejection, "I'm busy, but I'll be free at X time" has always been legit. Hell, that's the whole ettiquette.
>>33604435My friends didn’t even know…
>>33604433F, no, the goal should be to bring the most people to the highest quality of life available. that means no one has paradise, but no one's in hell either.
How to know if my boyfriend is horny and wants to be touched sexxylike? He doesn't usually initiate and I don't know his ques yet. Advice?
>>33604441>pretendedGood one.
>>33604425MI have fucked tonnes of women and can give lots of advice relating to that
>>33604425I ask questions sometimes
>>33604372back when I had very little time and no expenditures so I just had money piling up I used to do exactly thatcold 6 pack and a freaky pizza and I'd check into a hotel for a night (I didn't have a home I would normally be sleeping at work)kept my hair. I look half the age of the guys I was working with
>date with a girl who's going to australia for a year in a month from nownot worth going is it?
>>33604451aussie here, it sucks
>>33604453japanese girls love australia because its the closest western country for them
>>33604451it's worth going, things can happen, plans can change
>>33604446try touching and kissing him and see if he follows up
>>33604442What did you think we meant by wasting time. This is incredibly common for both trying to date for me also trying to make plans with acquaintances to maybe become friends.
>>33604456Idk if im as optimistic as you areI dont think id be able to convince her in a month not to go to that shithole for a year
>>33604434reddit is an echo chamber hugbox where named accounts dunk on each other with lukewarm for updoots of propaganda bots.i don't mince words and i have several "contentious" opinions not welcome on reddit, (ex: mtf have biological advantages in sports over ciswomen) that doesn't mean they aren't based in reality. reddit has its own tier of bad, chronically online takes
>>33604451Don't you ask this every other day?
>>33604433M yes I think it's the most sensible thing we could domassive sprawling beautiful gardens and manicured natural wonders as we live among ancient self-sustaining infrastructure making music and telling stories like ELVES
Gyatts: what say you and your girlie pops (oomfies) and me and my slimey goons (niggas) linked up to kick it and vibe?
>>33604446do you live together? how much alone time do you have? how does he typically spend that time? a Lustful Swoop can hard to time without proper planning
>>33604460>I dont think id be able to convince her in a month not to goHopefully you won't!?You're being selfish, trying to ruin her life by not having her have an interesting year of experiences.
>>33604460your goal isn't to convince her your goal is to go enjoy things in the moment.
>>33604465id say hell yeah brother
>>33604461alright youve convinced me maybe you arent entirely reddit>>33604463first time Ive asked this question
>>33604460maybe she fucks you since she is going away anyway
>>33604451do guys really only see dates as a means to an end? you don't enjoy just having a nice night and talking with someone who's giving you undivided attention? that's so depressing...
>>33604465sorry, my goonettes are less the "kick it and vibe" type and more "capture your ship under cover of night, plunder your goods and leave you tied to the mast before setting your ship on fire"
>>33604411Yeah why? I’m gonna start wearing a diaper from now on public events>>33604432So how does doing by accident make it any better…?>>33604414You being born is the most embarrassing
>>33604472I wish lmao>>33604474yes because 95% of the time dates end up going nowhere and Ive just wasted my time listening to lukewarm takes
Femanon with big boobs, please give me a chance.
>>33604474f, i see dates (outside of a relationship) as a way to get to know someone and know if i want anything more serious with them. if im in a relationship, dates are just a cute focused way to spend time together and let each other know we care by putting in a little extra effort
>>33604471>first time Ive asked this questionThere is another retard who is incredibly insecure about somebody he dates going on some longer trip to Australia. Coincidence then.>hangup about redditNevermind, if she leaves you she dodged a bullet.
>>33604474Yes, means to either a relationship or sex. You are with a random person.
>>33604466We havn't even kissed. I want it to be organic and natural but also curious what male 'signals' are so he doesn't feel like its all him
>>33604476>So how does doing by accident make it any better…?This does not need any explanation.
Moids, I just made an omelette with fresh chives I cut from my little herb garden for the first time. I have achieved tradwifedom. Are you proud of me?
>>33604475Hol up! I aint know fine shyt was freaky like that
>>33604474If you want a relationship then ye, it is just a mean to an end. Doesn't mean you can't enjoy it
how do I convince my gf to let me use a popsicle as a dildo on her
>>33604425Attention whoring blog posting
>>33604485Right, because there is no difference, retard. It was going happen either way, purposefully or accidentally.
>>33604486no, why are you clothed? get to the bed
>>33604486Yea that’s really cute and I wish I had a girlfriend haha I’m so lonely
>>33604486I am, good job
>>33604490she will get a fucking infection retard. sugar should never be anywhere near a vagina.
>>33604487cuz you aint ask, goofy
>>33604497but I want to.
>>33604486yes
>>33604490You don't.You're welcome.Seriously, your welcome. I am helping you.
>>33604490convince her that yeast infections are really cool because they taste like beer when you eat her out. and then promise you will wait on her every need while she recovers from the yeast infection. offer to pay for yeast infection meds, or bacterial vaginosis meds and urgent care visits if it goes that way.
>>33604486Can I have some?
>>33604392>At least get an escort.he probably doesn't have the social skills for that kek (i don't either)
desu having a mommy gf sounds based
>>33604484>We havn't even kissedyou also said he doesnt >usually initiateif you havent kissed what the fuck is hb even initiating
>>33604509Do mommy gfs even really exist, or is that strictly like a fdom fetish gig for pay?
>>33604511i want it without the femdom stuff to be quite honest with you
I want to breed.
>>33604511they exist in the "nagging, annoying" type that's actually about to dump your pathetic ass. the same way "provider daddy" type bfs only exist as abusive control freaks
everytime someone posts about wanting a mommygf (impossible to find basically) i wallow in their miserymen should be dominant
>>33604474honestly, I wish this could be that way, but a lot of women are such a nightmare to date. They treat it like a job interview or a series of tests. It's only fun once they finally relax and let their guard down.Now, I know, women have their guard up for good reason, men have raped and killed women for 20 million years, etc etc etc. But it's not fun when it takes multiple dates to even get the girl to have a beer and talk. Anyway I have no advice for anon but I do need advice on finding better women to date.
>>33604425MI try to always be nice. I reply to people that others overlooked. I try to ask questions that can spark conversation.
>>33604517mommysub gfs incoming
>>33604515same
gender and what is a fantasy or yours that goes the most against your personality / what people know of you?
>>33604486No. I seethe with envy as I witness you biting into your chives omelette, my nose delighting in their crisp aroma, as I realize I could never compete with your garden of cornucopia. I must murder you or die trying.
>>33604492It's funny how defensive you are about pissing your goddamned pants. lmao
>>33604509Surely people can fit into moulds and not always be bad people
>>33604524nta why not ask for a bite, anon? tradwife-chan is docile and loving, surely she will make you one if you're hungry
>>33604523this>>33604509
>>33604486Are you a kissless and dateless virgin?
>>33604531born-again virgin
>>33604521This is unironically my dream. I hate you for reminding me of what I don't have.
>>33604395NTAYes. If you don't have friends to eat at a restaurant with, you shouldn't be eating at a restaurant for your own sake.
>>33604534we suffer together
what even is a mommygf?
>>33604536I don't want you. I want a gf.
>>33604537Someone that gives you a handjob whilst you lay across her lap and suckle on her teats.
>>33604538a burden shared is a burden halved friend
>>33604535nta what if i'm hungry
>>33604532SweetNLow is back?!
>>33604535yes, you should
>>33604541take-out, delivery, or drive-thru are your friends
>>33604523MThat I go to raves
>>33604545what if i want to sit in a nice establishment and ogle a cute waitress
One time a female friend wanted to show me a funny video on her phone, and the video was a guy setting up a golf swing, and right as he's hitting the ball, it cuts to a video of a woman getting hit in the face with a cock, and then it cuts back to the ball flying away after the golfer hit it. It was funny but she did show me a literal porn clip. Is that unusual behavior?
>>33604523M. I'd really love to get killed in a war. Even if I tell people that or hint at it, they still don't seem to believe me. I don't see why it's strange. In the old days, it was considered a bad thing because people had wives and kids or bright futures. These days, it's not like dying of suicide or disease or drugs or old age loneliness is any better.
>>33604547if you want to destroy your self-esteem, go ahead i guess. i won't stop you
>>33604549That is funny. She's based.
>>33604535You shouldn't be so insecure.>>33604486>omeletteOne of the very few things I actually find hard to do really well, congrats for that.>tradwifedomI'll beat that out of you. Lovingly.No pic of the omelette or herb garden though?
>>33604551why would it damage my self esteem?
>>33604523FThat I want to be public free use in the pillory and then burned at the stake.
>>33604529Naive. My future marriage would never be secure with some aromatic harlot flouncing about seducing my husband with her rosemary-and-oregano stink. I have no choice but to kill her in preemptive self defense.
>>33604484>>33604446This is incredibly abnormal, unless you are both 12 year olds.
>>33604541>>33604535>>33604395I go into grandma's diner and order coffee, 3 eggs, crispy hashbrowns, corn beef hash, with biscuits and gravy about twice a week for breakfast or lunch.People who think it's weird to eat out alone are just losers. You're there for the food, to have someone refill your coffee for you, etc. Enjoy yourself.
>>33604556same actually. only in fantasy land but getting bred on the stocks is #1 weird fantasy for me
>>33604537Soft, kind, and doting. Ideally, perverted and open about it but only with me, behind closed doors. >>33604539And this.
>>33604523MPretty much all of my sexual fantasies, unless you are my gf.
>>33604561Yeah, some times have to get firmly stashed away in the fantasy drawer but they are in there.
>>33604556the feminine power fantasy of inciting an angry mob to unjustly murder you for your excessive beauty(im SO sorry i wont do it again!)
>>33604555you're sitting there alone in a restaurant while everyone around you is eating with friends/family/lovers
>>33604571Nono, I want it to be deserved. Like getting executed for indecent behavior but yes, the more innocent and cute I look and am dressed in my fantasy the better. Maybe I'll come back to haunt the village as a succubus or so.
>>33604573>everyone around you is eating with friends/family/loversNo.
>>33604559>Enjoy yourself.i can do that even better in the comfort of my own home though
>>33604404Kek at this story. Smart avoidant nerdy feminist girls and their need to be powerful, independent, and in total control at all times...My embarrassing moment is falling for one of you lately. What an amazing chick, but stubborn and alone. I can almost see her starring in this story herself.
>>33604402I hope you both die
>>33604523I'm kinda into the idea of being in a relationship with a physically abusive woman with one of those extreme alt fashions. Something woke in me from a post of toxic femdom relationships types, I don't think I still have the image.
>>33604523A threesome with owner/slave roles. I'm pretty shy and "prude-ish". My friends were surprised when I commented on a girl I thought was hot.
>>33604575every time i see a couple close to my age in public i want to shoot myself right there and then because i know i'm going to die alone
>>33604573yeah but why is that damaging to my self esteem? just because i'm there by myself doesn't mean i have no friends/family. it just means i was hungry and wanted some food. lmao. sounds like you have no friends and you are so self conscious about it that the thought of you going to a restaurant alone makes you unbearably lonely, and so you project that onto anyone else you see eating alone, which is mentally ill.
>>33604537a suportive, maternal gf who will be both eager to see your vulnerable side, who likes being perhaps one of the only places of emotional safety and softness for her partner, who likes to initiate affection and intimacybonus points if she actually likes to be called a mommy gf and call you good boy
>>33604577>stubborn Elaborate
>>33604531No, but I'm a NEET girlfailure. I'm just coping.>>33604529I ate it already.>>33604524Bring it on. I'm ready for you. You don't stand a chance.>>33604506I ate it already.>>33604501>>33604496>>33604495tyty>>33604493I am in bed. I'm in sweatpants though.
>>33604523F, getting revenge or humiliating people who have wronged me. I'm normally pretty understanding and conflict averse, it's just that certain people thought they could make me their doormat
>>33604571This is the polar opposite to the story of Phyrne, who exposed her naked body to the jury, which led to her acquittal, because the ancient greeks thought killing someone so beautiful would incur the wrath of Aphrodite
>>33604574the power fantasy of dressing like a demure farmgirl, "accidentally" tripping in front of the local governor, shyly smiling at him when he helps you up, subtly goading him into cheating with you, "oh no my lord we mustn't! what will your lady wife think?", reveling in his palpable guilt after the fact, getting caught, free-use pilloried, and as they tie you to the stake and start lighting the fire you spy the governor's wife in the crowd and taunt her?
I’ve been accepted into the Disney College Program!
>>33604571mine is more about being my owners favorite sex pet, i'm so pretty and perfect he has to impregnate me to really prove that he owns me, in fantasy land of course. i hate children in reality
>>33604586>NEET>not a virginYou don't understand how much this makes me seethe.
>>33604582Um... ok.I've eaten both alone and with friends plenty of times. I go solo travelling a lot, so obviously I sit my ass down on my own in some foreign country.It's not normal.
>>33604592I'm sorry. It is what it is.
>>33604590That's awesome! I hope you have a lot of fun. I'm sure it's a great place to work. My Disney trip is so close.
>>33604593what is not normal about it
>>33604583>sounds like you have no friends and you are so self conscious about it that the thought of you going to a restaurant alone makes you unbearably lonely, and so you project that onto anyone else you see eating alone, which is mentally ill.got it in one lmao. i still don't see the lie in what i'm saying, though.
Yeah girls look at me when I go out it’s not a big deal
>>33604592nta but i'm a neet slut how bout that
>>33604589Nah, not the governor. Make me a girl that was sent to be a nun by her father to make up for some sin he committed before I was born and promised his first born in the lords service to make up for it. But then there is that one monk, you know.
>>33604591That is a type of roleplay I love.Especially if you want to wear a cute lewd outfit and look forward to getting corrected if you aren't up to my standards.
>>33604599you aren't "lying", you're just attributing meaning to something that has no meaning because you are mentally ill
>>33604600I wish they would stop doing that
>>33604588My ugly ass will NEVER be recognized as a favoured daughter of Aphrodite, striking the fear of divine punishment into men's hearts with my face alone.
>>33604598Meant to write>It's not abnormal.
>>33604605That’s not the line…
It is so hot today, why does god hates me?
>>33604583Nah, he's right. It's fucking weird to do it unless you're working but even that looks weird and the guys on their laptops look like tryhards.
>>33604601Do you mean slutting yourself out for men is how you survive?
>>33604585Likes things "her way or the highway", doesn't bend to what anyone wants from her, keeps her routine no matter what, and refuses to ask for help or support from anyone except nuclear family, even for her career.She's not interested in relationships so she's free from it ever hurting that part of her life. And she's free of me (I didn't fit into her life as a friend, either). I guess she'll find her way in life the way she likes it, on her own.
>>33604609Stop being fat.
>>33604606i would be recognized as being so beautiful, they would line up the country's chadliest chads to run a train on me. (typing this out made me laugh)
>>33604604experience has taught me that the worst possible interpretation is usually the correct one
>>33604602it's worse than i thought, she is deliberately seeking out men of God to corrupt them
>>33604609>godWhich one?
>>33604613Good for her but maybe having a bit of fun with a moid in her life might have made everything even better.
>>33604608What is the line
>>33604587>getting revenge or humiliating people who have wronged meHow would you do that?
>>33604617right, which is a trauma-induced thought distortion
>>33604622Anything but how I actually felt when it was happening, pleaseSomething like “ugh Chad” or “retard”
>>33604624better safe than sorry
>>33604615I am not that fat..
It’s interesting how men get so mad at me when I don’t bend to their every whim and desire
>>33604618Correct. What you gon do? Burn me at the stake? I will haunt the convent and give the godly men nightly emissions to harvest their vril. You can't stop me. It was a sin to try and force me to never enjoy the fact god gave me a pussy. Now you will pay for it.
>>33604583Normies are always acting brave like this when they're talking shit, "oh I toooootalllllyyy go to restaurants alone, actually I do it all the time! I do it every night, you know!"But if you actually made them go eat a full meal at a restaurant alone, they'd probably break down and cry.I recommend that all autists here go and do things like this, by the way. Just to prove something to yourself: read this message: you are more courageous than any normie, you actually have the inner strength to face life alone, and they don't. Go do things alone and when you see, every single time, that you're the only one there alone, remember you're brave enough to live like this, and they'd kill themselves.
>>33604606You must pray at the temple of Helen...
Femanons, how do you feel about spankings?
>>33604630nobody does this take your meds
>>33604632>probablyNo.
>>33604630Didn't happen
>>33604630
>>33604523M completely against my personality and I don't have any fantasy that is even adjacent to it but a woman executing me by breaking my neck with her thunderthighs
>>33604635Yes please
I am getting so few Yous, I think I am shadow banned.
men>>33604616 she is a literal 10/10 blessed by the Goddess of Beauty but she giggles at her own autistic jokes - how you movin?
Why do moids like this long ass boring telenovela shit so much?
>>33604632Your right I should go to an Indian restaurant alone.
>>33604644wife
>>33604635Yes. But only if I actually deserve it. Which shouldn't be too difficult.
>>33604523MNobody knows how badly I want to shove my face in a woman's big beautiful ass and eat it.
>>33604643I must be famous…
>>33604632
>>33604645Understood some of those words man.
>>33604645They want to have a daughter they can rape.
>>33604652I don't get it. : (
>>33604645male vs. female distribution we're literally not a monolith stop asking moids to justify other moids it doesn't make sense. your exposure to that says more about you than it says about the average moid
>>33604645Is that a full anime or some doujin
>>33604649I might want to spank a girl more than I want to fuck a girl honestly.
>>33604645I have never heard of it.If it's moeshit, then you got your answer - they are pedos.
When you cry do your eyes go red?
>>33604657I wanted to give you a (you) but I didn’t know what to say, so I said the first thing that came to my mind, which was a Lil B adlib. ^_^
>>33604631unholy spawn of Lilith, i won't let you defile another nunnery and turn it into a satanic whorehouse of sadosexual debauchery!
>>33604656Protect*
>>33604660What about it appeals to you so?
>>33604525I guess
>>33604662Sometimes
>>33604631H
>>33604621Yeah, I get that some people don't feel the need for human relationships, but I wonder how that girl isn't gonna get bored or lonely once she's past the non-stop-work phase of her career. She says she'll live for family and friends, so I hope that'll be enough for her.
>>33604664Oh yeah? And how will you keep me from doing that?
>>33604663Oh, well thanks, I appreciate it, cutie!
>>33604666I think just the idea that a girl is so into me that she even likes when I hit her ass really hard, and that she belongs to me and her ass is mine to slap whenever I want.
>>33604673You’re welcome, please don’t ever call me that again, thanks
>>33604633useless anon, everyone knows the legends of the ancient femcel conversion ritual, but its secrets have been buried in the sands of time
>>33604670H
>>33604677Wrong, that’s you rn
>>33604664>please turn into a ghost hunter subduing and fucking a succubus story
Genders, what is your favorite letter of the alphabet and why?
23cmdo you A) break up on the spotB) Get chased down as you try to fleeC) lie that you've had bigger
>>33604601It's not that bad when it's a woman, desu. What makes me seethe is when some foid starts complaining about her her bf of 3 years who is NEET. That makes me suicidal
>>33604680
>>33604678Ok, cutie
>>33604676do you deny the blessings of the gods?
>>33604679god, that is hot
>>33604645This was recommended to me by anon :3
>>33604675Ok..
>>33604680Q, because of the street fighter robotmans
>>33604680FH, it's an inside joke.
>>33604674how do i incept this into my mans brain
>>33604663Based God kek
GenderWhat is the male optimal BF % ?
What's the sexist female part and why is it pits?
>>33604680MX because Mega Man X. :(
>>33604680M>A, D, K, M, P, Q, X, Y, Zare the coolest letters
>>33604693a man is born with it or he's not
>>33604660jesus i need a spankable gf
I am scared of the hoes
>>33604693I think I've always had this. Even when I was a kid and I didn't know what sex was, I'd fantasize about girls being sort of my slaves, but I'm not cruel to them or anything. They just like serving me and I'm good to them. And I just love the idea of being able to spank a girl and she enjoys it and asks for more.
State gender What are your fondest childhood memories?
>>33604703Spankable gf here!!Should I just ask my boyfriend to spank me?
>>33604693some men drown while others die of thirst
>>33604702it's crazy because i would let a man that i love do literally anything to me, and i wonder if other women have this mental disease or not. it's actually really a bad thing because i've been in some bad relationships and it took a lot for me to finally leave them even after almost dying
>>33604672I don't know? I think you won when you turned the devout sisters into demon-worshipping prostitute-cultists who you unleashed on the village to feast on their souls to open a portal to Hell, ripping open a gaping wound in the fabric of reality from which countless demons sprang forth. Definitely not letting you do that at the NEXT town, though.
>>33604705Boo
>>33604710NTASay you want to play rougher and if he is interested.I can't imagine any man saying no.
>>33604710Yes l can't imagine anything hotter.
>>33604710You might have to. I don't understand why he hasn't yet.
Men have you ever cum hands free
>>33604707MHanging out with my grandpa and bonding over my games and his various shows and movies. Nobody else in my family was ever so close to me. The few years I straight up lived with him were the best. I miss him daily.
>>33604710No, you have to make him want to spank you. Act bratty whilst wearing cheeky panties and laying across his lap. If that doesn't make him spank you at least a little bit, he's a lost cause.
>>33604705the hoes are succubi today, so that is understandable
>>33604707M and I don't have any. Maybe the ones where things were okay, before it all turned wrong, before we knew what kind of people we were, and before I had to find out that I wasn't normal. But those are bittersweet too, they're just little lights of false hope that never shone the way to anything that ever came true. Otherwise if I ever want to have a good memory in this goddamn life, I better work hard enough to make one, maybe my kids will have some happy moments if I ever have any.
>>33604715>>33604716>>33604717>>33604722I can’t believe you guys answered her lmfao I know youd be mad as fuck if your gf was posting shit like this
>>33604713>Definitely not letting you do that at the NEXT town, though.We'll see about that...let the battle begin
>>33604722>>33604717the only explanation is that he's afraid he shouldn't
>>33604718no, I don't think that is possible
>Booktok Women, what is wrong with you?
>>33604712>wonder if other women have this mental disease or notI have met ones who are into it, but I would not call it a "mental disease".What you have to understand is that your worth does not change because of how you want to be treated in the bedroom. And a good dom appreciates how devotional a woman is.You met bad people, your fault isn't what you're into.
>>33604623Getting a guy fired for example. The only reason he hasn't is because he has someone influential backing him up
>>33604729In that case you have to spank him first to establish that spanking is allowed in this relationship.
>>33604727>I know youd be mad as fuck if your gf was posting shit like thisNot really to be honest. Why would I be mad?
>>33604727mad enough to spank her ASS
>>33604736Sorry I forgot I was talking to a bunch of cucks
>>33604718No but I'm impressed by the tranny sissies with 9 inch dicks that do this on /gif/. If women would cum easily and hands free like that it'd be great.
>>33604710>>33604722This, and if he has good instincts he'll tell you you're yelping too much, and pull the panties off and stuff them in your mouth and spank harder.
>>33604727yeah... he might have to punish her.... to make sure it doesn't happen again.... maybe with .... spankings
>>33604727all the more reason for him to spank me when get home; while his dinner is ready and waiting for him to devour.
>>33604727??? You ok?
>>33604743Girl what the fuck
>>33604727>I know youd be mad as fuck if your gf was posting shit like thisI'd have done a bad job as a partner if I would never have asked her what she is into.>>33604739>incel can't keep his cuck fetish to himself once again
>>33604705only a fool fears not the hoes
>>33604741God I need a moid to lay me across his lap and spank my ass so that it makes my pussy tingle.
>>33604739sounds like the only one with the cuck complex here is you broif you're that afraid she's fucking someone else, she doesn't love you bro, or you got some mad insecurities
>>33604727his problem, not mine. I know better than to date an atoga sloot in the first place
>>33604718Yes. >>33604693This is basically a requirement for me.
>>33604745she means her pussy
>>33604748God I need to be the hand the spanks
>>33604748I would do that and hold your head down while I do it so your ass sticks up more.
>>33604748Do it jiggle?
>>33604748God I want to sin so bad
The atoga moids are tripping over themselves to talk about the sex a femanon wants to have with her boyfriend
>>33604758You ruined it.
need a moid who spanks meon my face
>>33604727>noooo my gf is desperately for me to fuck her and asking others how she can make me fuck her more in secret ooooh noooo
>>33604760I do that, sorry
>>33604757Only one way to find out.>>33604754>>33604758Let us come together and pray.>>33604755Yes, I need my pussy to be fully exposed and get some spankings too.
>>33604762anonymously asking others, even. the horror! the betrayal!
>>33604759there are more than enough gfs to go around, so we can bask in our shared love of spankingyou wouldn't get it, because nobody else shares your cuck fetish
>>33604761Not into that, only soft slaps in the face.I also want to slap her face with my cock.
>>33604759reminder that metaposting is cringe
>>33604761I watched a porno where they had discussed before the things the girl would or wouldn't be okay with, and she said she didn't want to be slapped in the face, but the guy forgot and slapped her in the face and she started crying.
>>33604761With his cock. And then slap me whilst he fucks my mouth.
>>33604759Yeah, we should talk about our existential depression and the meaninglessness of modern life instead.
>>33604770Nice
>>33604765honestly fantasize about pussy spankings, too
>>33604771No. Cock slaps are hot. But I would stick my fingers in her mouth, not slap it.
>>33604765>Let us come together and pray.Will this be in the temple at which we pray?
>>33604775You can do both, you know. No need to chose.>>33604775
>>33603778>>33603800Guys, the middle class is losing the concept of a vacation and that is societies fault....It's even in some advertisments now...
>>33604774I wanna do that, I think it's kinda hit and funny if it jiggles.
I will spank a girl very hard and then immediately take her out to dinner and make her sit on the hard bench while her butt is all sore.
>>33604775i want him to slap every single part of me that jiggles. my ass, thighs, tits. maybe my face lightly
>>33604768you should smack me hard enough that it bruises and tingles painfully when i touch itthen get so furious you start shouting at me for making myself ugly after you slapped me that you hit me again>>33604770hot>>33604771want him to fuck my face against the wall so hard it hurts from banging against it
The amount of men pretending to be women in this thread atm is off the charts.
>>33604776It's very possible, yes.
>>33604765>Yes, I need my pussy to be fully exposed and get some spankings too.Let's have you strip completely before your punishment, just in case.
>>33604785I’ve never been in a franny thread before
>>33604776moids, would you eat that ass? would you stick your face in it?
>>33604782Face would have to be very gentle but I'd like doing it gently. Nice and hard for everywhere else.
>>33604778I don't want to slap her face with my hand. I will cover her mouth or open it and spit in it.
>>33604774Very good, keep it up.
>>33604791YES YES YES YES YESmy greatest desire
>>33604791call me a cavediver because im not getting saved
>>33604785are you sure though? one day they won't be trannies anymore, they'll just be lonely zoomer girls that are 25 and have never taken a dick because they're too scared of being vulnerable for real in real life
>>33604785>women don't have any sexual fantasies>especially not ones that are a bit taboo You must be fun at parties.
Amazing how the thread is perfectly fine all day on a US holiday, then goes to fucking shit as soon as they’re back at work
>>33604801this man was born without the spanking gene. what a pity
>>33604791If I loved her, yes. Just based on physical attraction? No. >>33604782That is hot. I would do it all over, bite too. I like markings. I want to lick her face. Slapping her face would be light. I don't actually want to hurt her too much.
>>33604788I thought that was already the case.
Today there's a different subhuman boomer watching the Waltons in the break room with that empty boomer stare.
>>33604785here's your equal attention (You), faggot
>>33604801>goes to shit It has never been better, the fuck are you on about?
>>33604800Don't pretend I said things I didn't.Tthe way most "femanons" type itt right now is really not how women type about their fetishes, even if they are more extreme.
>>33604809Maybe with you. You don't seem to have much experience with how women write when they are actually horny.
>>33604804i kind of like the idea of getting spanked fully clothed, with a skirt on, pulled up, and when he's done spanking, fucks me fully clothed, panties around my ankles
>>33604804Well, you gotta put your hands behind your head, spin around and show off everything, before you go over the knee.
>>33604801Yea
>>33604811That's hot too. Good thing one can get spanked many times so you can try out all the options.
>>33604811Hard Pass. You are Unspankable.
>>33604811I'd like that if the girl was wearing a schoolgirl outfit especially.
>>33604802>>33604808Just go jerk off, you horny fuckers
>>33604809How would you know
>>33604810>why, if course, let ME tell you how women think. I am an expert of sorts.
Women, would you date a man who doesnt eat meat?
>>33604810I do.
>>33604811that makes the punishment feel less of a punishment desu
>>33604822Apparently with some next level joyless fucks, lol. Go talk to them instead if you don't like the thread.
>>33604818bold of you to assume i'm NOT jerking off
>>33604820Yeah, because I am one moron.
>>33604823for me it feels more embarrassing somehow, especially if i'm done up very elegantly, the more elegant the more humiliating it is to get spanked
>>33604821No, because I eat meat and want to feed my future children meat, and I don't want to have to cook separate meals and use separate dishes
>>33604828Really? You come as lower than one moron.
>>33604825Whatever helps you jerking off to obvious men.
>>33604818Why? I was having fun until you came showed up.
>>33604829You.You understand it well.
>>33604806have you tried just being interesting to yourself instead of your mood being dictated by the careless motions of actual NPC?
>>33604817i would rather be in something very fancy and professional, the less likely i look like i should be getting spanked, the more taboo and sexy it feels
>>33604832I mean yeah, I'm straight. Ofc I get horny from talking to men.
>>33604830>No, because I eat meat and want to feed my future children meat, and I don't want to have to cook separate meals and use separate dishesWhat if he cooks his own meals?
>>33604829That's great because I've always had fantasies about fucking a girl after a nice event where she's been dressed up really fancy and is wearing a nice dress with perfect hair and makeup that I would ruin.
>>33604821No. And I'm saying this as a former vegan. It's just cringe and pointless and a burden on everyone around you.
>>33604838Based, sounds fun
>>33604838That sounds great too. I'd like watching a girl squirming and kicking her feet in high heels.
>>33604829doesn't do it for me desu
>>33604839Sex?
>>33604840NTAThat's just stupid.
I know too many fat and unhealthy vegans.
>>33604377MNo, too much lip filler
>>33604850Eating vegan doesn't mean eating healthy, duh.
>>33604850How can you get fat by eating grass
>>33604840that means you can't share the burden of cooking, cleaning, and food shopping with your partner which is a big benefit to being in a serious relationship. i would stick to casual flings or date another vegetarian.
>>33604843>>33604850There is a big diffrence between being a vegan and a vegetarian
>>33604829What about spanking you, giving you a creampie and then you have to put on a dress any you're fully loaded with my cum as I take you out for a date?
>>33604850Haha real, turns out junk food is mostly vegan
I’m such a mean person at my core
>>33604854You ever seen a fucking cow?
I desperately want a husband
>>33604840Wouldn't you rather just date another vegetarian, or at least someone who's more open and willing to adjust their lifestyle?
>>33604857I've also been a vegetarian and it's really not any less cringe and arrogant.
Women will never understand the pain of never being in a relationship
>>33604862That is a good point
>>33604862LMFAO first post to make me laugh today
Does sweating a lot help with acne ?
>>33604861Why? What mean things are there?
>>33604864No, most of the women who are vegetarians are weirdos and ultra leftwing
>>33604732I'm scared to open smut books because what if it's worse than 4chan.I had a middle age woman show me an exerpt from 50 shades years ago and was icked at the fake dominant behavior.
My stomach hurts
>>33604872It comes with living in a rural area. lol>>33604863>desperatelyAnd your qualities are?
>>33604876then kys because you are never going to find love
>>33604875The one where hornyposts make me laugh like a retard
>>33604873Only as part of a whole routine including skin care, exercise, diet, sleep, stress management and hygiene.
>>33604882Thanks for the advic bby
>>33604883you can laugh. i'm one of the hornyposters. i'm laughing at my own posts after the post nut clarity
>>33604883As if you hadn't wrote those before yourself. Get off your high horse.
>>33604887>>33604888The dichotomy of the free vs ashamed
>>33604873Honestly don't know about acne in particular, but sweating is good for your skin in general
>>33604883wow you sure are evil
>>33604887This too. Acting horny is only fun if you are horny. Otherwise it's just bizarre. >>33604890I'm not ashamed. I just don't like your cringe hypocrisy.
Femanon with big boobs, do you wanna cuddle?
>>33604895>cringe hypocrisyI never claimed to not hornypost tho
>>33604890sex is funny, people take it too seriously.
>>33604896She is not real man..
>>33604899Don't you have some bible verses to read?
>>33604902I hope she's not a man. I don't want any surprises.
>>33604854I think they think that being vegan gives them a free pass to being healthy and skinny but in reality they avoid the foods that make them ever feel full and meeting nutritional needs and pack on high calorie processed foods (ie. high dense carbs). Two hard-boiled eggs is only ~150 calories and is abundant in all essential and almost all unessential amino acids and can satisfy intense hunger on its own but a vegan will never eat something like that.>>33604859
>>33604903Love u too bby <3
>>33603627fuck womenhttps://voca.ro/19DRMOMYbNH9
>>33604904Too late.*unzips dick*
>>33604886any time, brother. happy to tell people to kill themselves when i feel society is better off without them
Men owe me a dick
>>33604907You really are a very mean person. Can't even let people have some harmless fun in peace. Dumb party pooper.
>>33604911Your pussy is good enough.For you.
Why do I spit so much when I sneeze
>>33604911you horrify mewhy would i spend time with someone who wants to be spanked, choked, pilloried and possibly killed
I'm watching a live stream of Fox News rn. When are they going to BRING OUT THAT FLOATING FAT MAN?
>>33604911Penis envy?
>>33604913Do you want me to hit her on the head, honey?
>>33604876You probably won't find many women who are right wing and into eastern mysticism in the wild, you'll need to find one you can convert to your Schopenhauer autism
>>33604911You sound like an incel.
>>33604879I don’t have any good qualities
>>33604923>your Schopenhauer autismlmao
>>33604922No, it's already damaged enough.
>>33604917>spanked, choked, pilloriedYeah>possibly killedno
>>33604923>You probably won't find many women who are right wing and into eastern mysticism in the wildYou'd be surprised. The woo woo New Age woman who founded the Love Has Won cult and poisoned herself by drinking silver every day became a huge Qtard in the late 2010s.
>>33604911I would but I have extremely thick cum
Got my first real job.Can I get a gf now?
>>33604913If by people, you mean you, I think that’s a you problem
>>33604926Thank God I only ever had Friedrich Nietzsche Autism and Thomas Carlyle Autism, with a smattering of Rudyard Kipling Autism.
>>33604923>Schopenhauerwho
Girls, have you ever become interested in things a guy is interested because you liked him?
>>33604925What are your bad qualities?What's the least bad about you?>>33604928In that case, it won't matter.
>>33604937Sure. Most things are more fun if you do them with someone you have fun spending time with.
>>33604938>What are your bad qualities?I voted for Ron DeSantis for governor. >What's the least bad about youI give good blow jobs
>>33604935No Jungian autism?>>33604940You lost me.Good luck.
>>33604940Based and based
>>33604821Yeah, we'll probably be going vegan in a couple years if the meat industry destabilizes.
Atp, I'd settle for some they/them pussy...
>>33604947>AIslopYikes.
>>33604945I only eat chicken tenders. Without them, I would die.
>>33604918Did he come out yet
women that want to have children, why do you want to have children? why haven't you had them yet'women that don't want to have children, why don't you want to have children?
>>33604953No, they delayed his appearance by an hour.
I have to be productive later atoga
I will get a new piercing tomorrow.
POV: rizz
>>33604959No thats not rizz. Thats called being a pest.
>>33604958I want a gf/bf that will pierce me without my consent.
Pov, GFE, loving, caring, cuddles, good boy, mommy.
>>33604931Chewing cum
>>33604953>Did he come out yetI'm pretty sure he's still in the closet and will be to the grave.
>>33604965I got a piercing gun and some packs of piercing needles. Don't you feel sleepy?
>>33604965I would let my gf pierce my ears if she wanted. Dye my hair too, but it's fragile and I'm trying to not go bald.
Why do fake compliments hurt so much more than just being insulted? I’d rather be called ugly that not but as a joke
>>33604951Tendie bros better be raising chickens.
Salami anon from the other night here...I hate to admit it, but I think I need to have another bit...But I might just make it some cashew nuts. Can I?
>>33604971You are so pretty
>>33604971That's why I insult you, as a joke ofc
>>33604977You might, yes.
>>33604932you need 5 other (specific) qualities before you can even have a 50% chance of having a GF.
>>33604954f, don't want. on one hand they are expensive. on the other, they put you through a 9 month body horror gauntlet ending in the most painful experience of your life where your pussy hole rips to your asshole and has to be stitched back together, possibly causing lifelong complications including incontinence and diabetes. hard fuck pass bros
>>33604971But you ARE so so so ugly, trust me!
>>33604977half and half Indian-chan was here, too.
>>33604984And having to deal with another retard for years, including many sleepless nights.
>>33604965i have a fantasy of my bf taking me to get a bunch of piercings he wants me to have.
>>33604984Moid, corn-fed hands.
>>33604971Because insults come from people getting real and honest with you which implies more human connection, while fake praise is on contrary alienating
>>33604993>t. everyone i don't like is a moid/redditor-chan
>>33604978>>33604981Thanks, I really needed to feel shittier.
>>33604954FI want to have them because I know I never will because that’s life
>>33604556>That I want to be public free use in the pilloryWell that's just basic girl fantas-->and then burned at the stake.My apologies, I didn't know your game
>>33605000What can I say, go big or go home.
>>33604998I mean... you could.But Femanons always be hiding.
>>33604993you want what i said to be a secret/lies/fake because if women were properly educated on what actually happens to our bodies during pregnancy and childbirth, no one would want to fucking do it lmao. "moid hands" more like i know the primary cause of death for pregnant women, and i know the rate of c-sections and motherhood mortality because as a woman i felt these things we're important for me research before deciding to be pregnant. men will NEVER understand the horror.
>>33605002In awhile, Crocodile.
>>33604954I just do, it's a desire I feel physically and I don't think it needs to be justified or rationalized. I love children and I want to have a family, that's it
>>33604969Yes. >>33604970It's one of those fantasy's I can't let known IRL.>>33604992Erm, based.
>>33605006You read too much. I can also read a lot of things about the world to the point I'd be scared to leave my room or eat regular food, but I am not that retarded
>>33604945>>33604974>foid idiocy peakingbackyard chickens are so inherently inexpensive it should literally be a crime to make statements as dumb as yoursthe USA meat industry has been artificially manipulated into high prices since Bush era. It has nothing to do with costs, the beef manufacturers will intentionally let their stock rot in cold warehouses before selling it domestically in way that lowers domestic prices (ie. increasing supply)- a move they've pulled every single time they've been stuck with product they couldn't sell overseas. It's long-term conditioning of consumers to pay higher prices to increase profits while doing nothing to obtain actual growth, while their monopoly-like size and regulatory capture oppresses any chance for any potential competitors to take advantage of their greed and inefficiency. When the spooky "meat industry collapse" actually happens will be on a day of the many Luigi's saying enough is enough to their games and meat becomes normal priced again.
>>33605006That's the typical 2025 woman's take on babies and pregnancy, unfortunately. Have you seen the birthrates?
If a nigga have a problem, make him run Nigga hit him in the head, now he dumThen I hit him in the meat and he cum
>>33605014Meant for >>33604993 but you get the idea.
>>33604954I want a family to love and care for. The only reason I don't have kids is because I've never even been in a relationship. Plus I'm a broke university student atm
I'm ready to give head and cuddle for a gf, any takers?
>>33605006Ashley in a nutshell.
>>33604982Thanks, I put a shot of olive oil and some salt on them.>>33604988What?
MOIDS, SEX, DICKS, VEINS, HANDS, BEING PRINCESS CARRIED, BEING PINNED DOWN, BEING HAIR PULLED AND SPANKED, STRONG HANDS, PENIS, BALLS
>>33605026You say this as if we aren't switches. Dumbass.
>>33605026femanons are ovulating, we gotta be on the top of our game
>>33605020> broke university studentMany such cases.Are you surviving on Mac & Cheese?
>>33605012It'd be alright if it was enough to get you to stop posting here at least.
>>33605012Hot pig facts. Pigs become feral in one generation.Hot peanut butter facts, there is rat and mouse droppings in all american peanut butter and it is consistently checked for disease. The fda has an acceptable metric of droppings in peanut butter.
>>33605029>weYou are an insignificant, but very annoying minority.Like feetshits.
genderwhen was the last time you vomited from nausea?nothing alcohol related
>>33605011>It's one of those fantasy's I can't let known IRLWhat? Why? Sounds pretty normal to me. >>33604969How did you get one of those? The reason I never got many piercings is because I was too self-conscious. If I had a gf who liked them and encouraged me to get some, I have way more.
>>33605005Whatever dude
>>33605035Hot take: is this even bad? modern people eating only sterile foods is how they get allergies so bad they die from licking a peanut or smelling a croissant
>>33605033Nah I'm staying with my parents for now
>>33604959>Rizz in OhioWhere is Lil B
>>33605038Years ago. I haven't thrown up in years.
Accidently looked up an ex from a time long past on LinkedIn without switching to private mode.Owari da....
>>33605039>How did you get one of those?I bought one online. I already pierced my sister and my brother.
>>33604984>foid "education" on birth>meanwhile women have had 19 billion births in human history, mostly without medicine, often half-dozen times by a single womanit's so disappointing to see women so easily tricked
>>33605041LOL, sis big mad.
>>33605012One of us has the ability to logically parse through what we read, and the scientific literacy to understand it. One of us avoids hard, uncomfortable truths. Would a smart person make a bunch of assumptions about whether or not I leave the house based on if I want children? Most well-educated women don't, lmao. You're free to have kids, just not with me or anyone else who doesn't want to piss their pants into depends for months after while you cheat on her with an 18 year old :)
>>33605048They get a bad rep, but I got my piercing with one of those and it was super easy. I would let you pierce my ears.
>>33605038When I was like 9 maybe
>>33605038Right now I'm paralyzed with hatred for my idiot coworkers and their obnoxious voices, and I have a headache and I might throw up.
>>33605038M3-4 years, it was some virus
>>33605049Nta>tricked Nothing she said isn't true. Being pregnant, giving birth and raising kids is tough shit. It's just that women today are weak fucks that can't endure anything remotely unpleasant anymore. The same is true for men btw.
>>33605049And.... what were those mortality rates like, champ? Ever wonder? That's a rhetorical question, I know you don't.
>>33605051>You're free to have kidsThank you, I will
>>33605052Yeah, probably because often the people that use them might be drunk and not sterilizing their stuff, lol. My siblings each gave me an ear piercing too and it healed very well with no complications and was perfectly placed. >I would let you pierce my ears.Nice
>>33605015drop the album
>>33604984As a female medfag I found that extremely embarrassing to read. Just say you don't want kids period, don't make up some hysterical shit about your pussy getting ripped
>>33605049damn, that is one strong Woman.
>>33605042Tbf most people apparently don't change washcloths daily. >>33605039I come from a religious and clean cut family. They aren't right wing but boomer left.
>>33605038Female, last week but it was more just retching
>>33605038MMust have been many decades ago.>>33605054Throw up on the telly.
>>33605056why would i willingly choose a harder life when i could just, not? suffering isn't noble, it's just suffering. choosing to suffer is stupid lmao
>>33605065nta but that was just normal shit, a lot of our great-grandmas had 6+, some 10+the only child shit only started after the world warsactually that's funny and depressing, after seeing like 5 or 6 sons die in the wars you probably start wanting to tone it down and have only 1 son drafted and killed/maimed
>>33605071Incels and tradcucks chose to suffer all their life, so they want others to suffer too.
If I adopt left wing politics will women finally like me? If I were to genuinely be convinced by it, not just pretending.
>>33605071Easier difficulties are not as satisfying upon completion, they are pretty hollow
>>33605076Leftist women are rotten to the core. Ugly inside and out.
I just want clear skin I want it so badly
>>33605066Arr they that strict? I mean I'm sure they'd be appalled, but who cares? Would they disown you? >>33605061Keloids are an issue. I want to get one on the side of my ear, I will get it done with a needle this time, just in case.
>>33605080>leftist womenthat's like all women though.
>>33605076they'll like you more than they like chuds, but it's still not gonna be enough unless you got a lot more going for youremember, women are constantly saying they want a guy with leftist politics but right-wing muscles, dominance, money, and hobbies
The lady doth prefer a brutish, vulgar oaf, and I am but a gentlemoid.
>>3360506490% of women will have perineum lacerations due to childbirth, feel free to look up the husband stitch. lol
>>33605083Absolutely not. There are many beautiful and intelligent women who value family and free markets. I'm looking for my ancap girl.
>>33603702FI'm much better actress than her. Same for Jenna Ortega, Emilia Clarke, Margot Robbie and so on. I will never be famous though and I will forever stay in my shithole community theater because I don't want to suck dick of some Hollywood/Brooklyn producer and this is the only way to get there (both for women and for men)
Why do women insist men want tittymonsters...
>>33603702MSnow beauty.
>>33605091What are your favorite roles you've played?
>>33605089lol, there are virtually no ancap women, anon. The ones who would be recognize they would fail in that system.
>>33605087not her but I looked it up out of curiosity. Apparently it's totally based on the ob/gyn's personal preference and some hospitals have like a 50% rate and some like 3%
>>33605064larp or biology undergrad?
>>33605094Her jeans are PINK amirite
>>33605093stop posting your anime horse on atoga you reality-divorced coomer
>>33603730Name a celebrity(ies) you like that are better.Just curious.
>>33605062https://voca.ro/1ct1K3nAFSuW
>>33605091Based and probably true.
>>33605096Anarcho-capitalism is the only moral system of organizing society, and will lead to the most human flourishing.
>>33603710Alright.You can be my GF.
>>33605097get better at researching. https://www.ajog.org/article/S0002-9378(22)00464-1/fulltext9 out of 10 women are affected.
How do I cope with knowing not one person on Earth would care if I turned up dead?
Girls, is it bad if I have a hairy ass crack? The actual cheeks are not hairy at all.
White Women, I want to be your slave.
>>33605110Try adding something of value to someone's life.
>>33605113I do and they don’t care, I’m just a tool to them
>>33605095Probably Anna Karenina from Anna Karenina and Mary from Mayerling affair
>>33605091Try Bollywood.Or some Euro... equivalent.> Community Theaterwhy is it a shithole?
>>33605110
>>33605101Never>reality-divorced coomerI'm not a coomer and definitely not divorced
>>33605115Try to make someone add value to your life
>>33605091No offense but all actors are narcissists and think they’re saving the world with their shitty art they’re just the ones who are prettier and richer
>>33605112Ok
>>33605100Cannot deny.
>>33605122It’s impossible, all I have are fake family and fake friends
>>33605082>Would they disown youNo, but they would be incredibly annoying if I did something like that on my own.
3 step process of a foid when she's confronted with facts that reveal her lies1. Deny the facts2. Lie harder3. Insult the presenterwe're watching it happen in real time ITT
>>33605111this is somehow worse than if you just had a hairy ass
>>33605111No it’s fine mine is hairy too
>>33605116When I acted, my favorite part was Mr. Beaver in The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. I loved that character and everybody told me I did a really good job, which made me happy because I cared about that character and really loved playing him.
>>33603654>. I also made a male one to check out the femanons but I think I deactivated them both again.They don't let you be bi on there?
>>33605133I didn't want to see the bi femanons, just the straight ones. Gotta check out the competition.
>>33605129Is this about your discord kitten
>>33605127>friendsNormie detected
>>33605110Try volunteering; charity or old-age home.To some of the people you help, you may just be "another helper" but to a few, you are the most important person ever.
>>33605117Because the theater is poor so no money for advertisement so less people buying tickets so the theater is poor
>>33603702MShe was good in White LotusThis culture war weirdness has largely passed me by and seems extremely silly. I think a lot of people are going to feel a little sheepish looking back in a few years' time.
>>33605129bitchmade vagueposting. get some testosterone injections and come back later, anon
ChatGPT says I have an oblong face. Is this good for males? Bad? Is it over? Should I kms?
>>33603702Female, she's a pretty good actress and I kind of respect how she's willing to take roles that are physically unflattering
>>33605112
>>33605135Were they cute?
Whoever told me about the find function is the goat
>>33605148I saw rule breaker.
>>33605109Those numbers were for episiotomy, some amount of skin tearing is inevitable obviously since babbies are gigantic and have to go through the vagina. But episiotomy is more serious and that's where the joke about the "husband stitch" came from. That article itself also says 3% have sphincter tearing (also more serious).But yeah, life is full of pain. In the end we suffer no matter what, we just hope to find a reason to justify our suffering. Most women don't seem to regret suffering for kids, since they can point to a damn full-grown human and say "that's what I suffered for."
>>33605135Too bad.Bigen is slow and half the time dead.
>>33605106I know, but women would be forced to accept their place in it, and I don't expect them to choose that out of the goodness of their hearts (lol) against their own interests.
>>33605109NTA but that doesn't mean 9/10 experience complete tearing which is what you said here >>33604984
Anons, who is the king of the thread today? Gender and how many (You)s you've collected today. (Find it with ctrl+f)
>>33605150Why? What did you search the thread for?
>>33605110How would you cope? Who will even know if you or I are coping well, or coping badly? We're just lost adventurers in people's exotic and strange modern world. It's like visiting a place you've never been, the locals won't care if you catch malaria and die. You are just there to suffer and see if you find something interesting.
>>33605156Please quote the exact part where I said "every woman's anus fully rips every time" and not just that it's a thing that can happen and I don't want it to happen to me, autist
>>33605158160 last thread. 26 this one. I don’t participate in hornyposting.
>>33605158Meh
>>33605158I am at 39>>33605159This
>>33605163so what you're saying is you are currently a thread peasant
>>33605139I wonder if you're skills are truly better.Not saying that Sydney is great/bad (never seen a movie with her in it yet).
>>33605164i'm perfectly tied with you at 96. except i just gave you a point here, fuck
>>33604128You used to argue with femanons
>>33605158M0
>>33605166I’m a thread cockroach.
>>33605155NTA but women don't seem to mind anarcho-capitalism when you put them in systems that try to approach it, IRL. In fact, the biggest problem women have with that is admitting that they like it, since they're told that to be a good person, you have to be economically left. Look at the women in this thread, less than half of them would even care if you said "we're ending relationships, kids, religion, culture, community, and tradition, the only thing that is going to matter now is money and career." Hell, most women now would probably rejoice. They seem to like it that way.
>>33605168They are. And not just mine, there are many people in my theater with much better skills than her
>>33605172Sisterhood civil wars are kinda funny... sometimes.
>>33605158F27
>>33605175nta>we're ending relationships, kids, religion, culture, community, and tradition,this has already happened in modern society, catch up to reality.
>>33605175This quote breaks leftoid brains
>>33605158F42But it's mostly from lust provoking posts
>>33605179Yeah, that's why I'm confident suggesting that women like it. The process is mostly complete, and... who's sitting around mourning the death of traditional society? Mostly dudes.
>>33605144imo oblong is v masculine
>>33605103amanda seyfried, adria arjona, idk there are a lot
>>33605138You ever tried that? I am scared of doing it
>>33605172I wasn’t arguing I was insulting them
>>33605173Hmm, peggable.
>>33605194What did you insult them for?
GenitalsYour favorite movie quote(s)FOne of my favorites is "What was once before you an exciting, mysterious future is now behind you. Lived; understood; disappointing. You realize you are not special. You have struggled into existence, and are now slipping silently out of it. [...] As the people who adore you stop adoring you; as they die; as they move on; as you shed them; as you shed your beauty; your youth; as the world forgets you; as you recognize your transience; as you begin to lose your characteristics one by one; as you learn there is no-one watching you, and there never was, you think only about driving - not coming from any place; not arriving any place. Just driving, counting off time. Now you are here, at 7:43. Now you are here, at 7:44. Now you are...Gone."
>>33605155>>33605175Hi AnonsAs a femanon myself, would you be open to giving me a brief overview on what it means to be economically left/right/anarcho/etc?I vaguely have an idea that it involves big government vs small government and taxes, but I'd imagine there is more to it than that.
>when you microwave your soup for your entire lunchbreak and it's barely lukewarmreminds me of modern relationships with women tbqh>>33605138this and also with adopting a cat or dog from a shelter. especially one that's being overlooked because of issues, like a cat with aggression issues.
>>33605193In my country, it's mandatory to do at least 40 hours of community service to pass HS (along with the educational stuff, of course). And yeah, I did find it rewarding.I don't know if I could do it for too long though, it's depressing hearing the stories from Seniors.
>>33605193Which parts are you scared about? We may be able to brainstorm types of volunteering that are less intimidating for your particular flavor of anxiety
>>33605163160 posting what?
>>33605205>>33605193btw, I should have clarified, I did this years ago. But I still think about volunteering once in awhile, since I'm a loser NEET right now at my late 20s.
>>33605201MProbably something from Casablanca. That whole script is perfect.
>>33605186It said I look boyish, in a good way lol
>>33605201What do you like about this? What takeaways do you feel?
>>33605180Because you were able to acquire that money because of the systems and rest of society. Also, 'earned' is pretty subjective in this case, you 'earn' money in the context of the system and it's rules. People like this want the benefits of the system when convenient and say that the system is actually oppressing them when it's inconvenient. And that's not even to touch on the 'did you ACTUALLY even earn the money' issue.
>>33605178>>33605184Fucking whores
>>33605211God I love Casablanca. I watched it for the first time not too long ago and I had no idea that the conclusion was bros before hoes. I was delighted.
>>33605201>noooo I’m getting le old on this le earth and I’m not actually Jim from the office!!!Fuck this philosophy or whatever it is you’re espousing here
>>33605180learn what surplus value is retard.
>>33605216>Because you were able to acquire that money because of the systems and rest of society.The system of voluntarily exchanging goods and services for money. >Also, 'earned' is pretty subjective in this caseIt's entirely objective. People give you money in exchange for the goods and services you provide. That's what you've earned. Unless you're a government employee and you're paid with stolen money.
>>33605203Anarcho capitalism is when I can't get a girlfriend, and blame it on the fact that I'm not rich, and get to fantasize that in a different system I would actually be on top and WOULD be able to get a girlfriend.Anyway, that's my understanding of it. Maybe somebody else can give you a better answer.
>>33605209/soc/ cross post.
>>33605158Even when I'm not actively posting ITT, I'm always the queen.
What drama did I miss?
>>33605217tee hee
>>33605218It's an amazing movie. I'm in awe when I think about it honestly. It's genuinely flawless.
>>33605219It's not a philosophy, dumbass. It's literally coming into terms with your mortality and your transience. You it's not "philosophy", you're deluding yourself.
>>33605214Why does everyone act like a therapist nowdays?
>>33605203I am an anarcho-capitalist. Which means I support voluntary exchanges free of coercion and violence. I am opposed to taxation, because taking things from people against their will doesn't magically become acceptable because you call it taxation instead of theft. The core of the philosophy is the non-aggression principle. To put it simply, don't hurt people and don't take their stuff.
>>33605184How dare you provoke us!
>>33605233Ok but why is it so emo about it? You can easily do that in a happy or whimsical way, it’s like > as you shed your beauty; your youth; as the world forgets you; as you recognize your transience; as you begin to lose your characteristics one by one; as you learn there is no-one watching you, and there never was, you think only about driving - not coming from any place; not arriving any place. Just drivingLiterally this doesn’t have to happen
>>33605242You like it you manslut
>>33605240> don't hurt people and don't take their stuff.NTA, I thought it was the exact opposite of this
>>33605229A femanon ghosted some anon I thik
>>33605194How are you today?
Women, what the fuck does this mean?
>>33605201penis"This is a place for crazy people... I'm not crazy."12 monkeys
good afternoon everyone
>>33605227The cute one?
>voices in my head are arguing with each other againWould getting a moid make my mental health improve?
>>33605245I'd explain it like this. I believe that morality isn't different for governments than it is for individuals. If you were going around extorting money from your neighbors by threatening to kidnap them and lock them in cages if they refused to pay you, you'd be rightly regarded as a monster. But that's exactly what your government does, and people accept it because they've been conditioned since they were tiny children in government schools that this is just how it works. I'm opposed to that.
>>33605257>Would getting a moid make my mental health improveThe statistics are kinda bleak on this one
>>33605257No, you need antipsychotics.
>>33605260> If you were going around extorting money from your neighbors by threatening to kidnap them and lock them in cages if they refused to pay you, you'd be rightly regarded as a monster.Might makes right
>>33605255No, the other one. The non-cute one.
>>33605243Because not everything needs to have some happy go lucky twist to it. >Literally doesn't have to happenExcept it happens. We're not talking about actual driving, dumbass, but when you grow old for eg, you just live one day to the next until one day it's lights outDo you also hate drinking water because it's tastes like nothing and think it needs sugar? Do you think media should just stick to talking about facts like the news, no metaphors no poetry no beauty...?
>>33605252The musings of sex-havers are beyond my virgin comprehension
>>33605201F>They have debased everythinghttps://youtu.be/Bu_pqP7_IUE
>>33605253Kek, I forgot I asked about genitals and was like does anon preface everything he says with "penis" or is it part of the quote that he forgot to include in the ""
>>33605213Boyish as in youthful? I'd imagine that has something to do with your other features rather than your face shape.
>>33605252FThe joke is that it's really obvious that she came.
>don't be too harsh for your moid or he will resent you and cheat>don't be too nice for your moid or he will take you as granted and cheat>don't distance yourself from your moid or he will drift away and cheatIs there ANYTHING I can do with my moid without the risk of him cheating?
>>33605267> Do you also hate drinking water because it's tastes like nothing and think it needs sugar?Correct> Do you think media should just stick to talking about facts like the news, no metaphors no poetry no beauty...?How is this related? Lmao. Not everything needs a grumpy ass “I am a meat sack of decay and thermodynamic entropic god sludge” thing either. Why would you even want to embrace that joyless bullshit?
>>33605252Probably the fact that he tried to force an orgasm out of her and thought the harder he goes the sooner she will come.
>>33605280Yes - become a cuckquean.
>>33605203
>>33605267>>33605267>Because not everything needs to have some happy go lucky twist to it.That's what makes it a philosophy. It's the way you relate with your mortality and transience. Not everyone is thinking only about driving, thinking of life as just day after day until death. That is a mindset, it is a philosophy.That's not to say you shouldn't say it, or that it doesn't have beauty. It just doesn't make sense that you are resistant to this being "a philosophy".
>>33605280I wouldn't ever cheat. Cheating is mostly genetic anyway, something like 80% of cheaters have a genetic antecedent for it.
>>33605293Imagine being this retarded.
>>33605293>I wouldn't ever cheatThat's what all moids say
>>33605293>cheaters have a genetic antecedent for it.Is this a fancy way to say cheaters are bastards
>>33605240>>33605260Interesting, thank you. This makes more sense than what I had been led to believe 'anarchy' means.
>>33605276It rated me a 7/10
>>33605296That's what all women say too
>>33605302Okay, that's good
>>33605280If your moid cheats then the situation is so dire you wont even care if he does
>>33605305Apparently humans weren't mean to be monogamous
>>33605308Humans can fuck anyone but can love only one
>>33605306Ty for talking to me :)
>>33605308NTA, but socially monogamous yeah. But it's common to try and get side-hoes.
>>33605280If your bf chests, it's because he's a sleazy scumbag regardless of how you treated himWomen are the ones who cheat out of disdainment for a partner's neglect
>>33605310Stop projecting your tiny heart on others.
>>33605311I appreciate the reciprocated ( You )s
>>33605299There's different versions of it to be sure. Left-wing anarchists would think that what I'm saying is a complete perversion of anarchy. I'm a right wing anarchist who believes in free markets. I take after men like Murray Rothbard, the father of anarcho-capitalism. There's a piece I really love from a guy who went from conservatism to anarchy-capitalism that I really love and I'll give you the link to. http://sobran.com/reluctant.shtml
>>33605271I think I understood what he was trying to say, and I would probably understand it a lot better if I watch the movie, but I think it's one of those things that I understand in hindsight
If I start responding to every post I laugh at with varying degrees of laughter (lol, lmao, haha), would this inflate and destroy the value of (you)s?
>>33605280Don't date a cheater. Threaten to kill yourself whenever you have the slightest suspicion he is cheating. Swallow a stack of pills, rarely fatal, but it'll scare the shit out of him. Make sure that someone will uncover you before you stop breathing, though. You'll need to have your stomach pumped.
>>33605295Okay, you're partially right. It's actually 63%
>>33605203It's not too complicated to see the general battle lines and the sides people take. You've probably heard plenty of arguments in your life about these things. Even if people aren't educated, they know how they feel.People on the left take a more "redistributionist" stance, where they want more control over the outcomes of economic competition, want to tax the wealthy more and give it to the less wealthy, etc. They distrust corporations, capitalism, and the rich. Sometimes they present their stances from a personal perspective ("I hate that I have to slave for corporations and pay 1,000,000 for a house in my neighborhood") and sometimes from altruism ("We should help the homeless and the poor"). People on the right don't want any of that, more or less. The fact that they're "anti" most interventions means their primary strategy to win is to argue "let's not do any of that, those people are lazy, that money is wasted, regulations kill economic growth", etc.Anarcho-capitalism is even more aggressive about saying we don't need government, regulations, welfare, social nets, etc, period. Not at all. Zero.Generally this is gendered not because men are richer (men are certainly not richer under the age of 35 or so these days, in face I think female zoomers might already be making more money), but because women, even when they're personally rich, want to come across as "good people", and "good people want to help the poor", not insult and abandon the poor. Women are very, very intent on coming across as good people. That's why hardcore economic-right women are so rare, like Ayn Rand.
>>33605308Most people don't have those genetic antecedents though
>>33605328NTA but if you've never had a DNA test with your father, you don't get to say that.
>>33605308>>33605314NTA.Thoughts on having a cuckold husband?
>>33605331heHAHA
>>33605281But it doesn't say I'm a meat sack of decay. It only says our experiences aren't as different as we think in our head (because we inadvertently think we're the main character and others are npcs and therefore we think everything we do is special: think for eg how every generation thinks it's the greatest)In reality, when you reach the end, you find it's been a whole lot of nothing. And it's not joyless, it's a consolation. Like I said, you think everything needs to make you happy. That's not how people grow though.
>>33605278I think it's the other way? Like the guy went in hard and basically wrecked her. You sound like a virgin or a male.
>>33605296NTAIf I met an incredible Snow woman, I wouldn't.
>>33605280People who really get that urge and can't control it, it doesn't really matter what you do. Plenty of women have been the perfect wives and still got cheated on. You just gotta try to find a good man, a loyal one.
>>33605203Nta, The terms are badly defined currently. Most people think of "left" as: progressive, social care, pro-regulation.And right as: hypercapitalist, low taxes, conservative values. Now, when you go to the extremes, you find that they are very similar in certain aspects, usually authoritarian, idealists, more concerned with society as a whole. Personally, I believe that these definitions are outdated and badly used. I think that a more practical definition would beCollectivism (left) - Individualism (right). You will still have some overlap, but it makes way more sense imo.
>>33605311Fem?
>>33605329I can still read studies, anon.
>>33605344No. I have hairy balls. Wbu?
>>33605335> when you reach the end, you find it's been a whole lot of nothing. And it's not joyless, it's a consolation.Oh, I’m sorry, life is a burden for you? > Like I said, you think everything needs to make you happy. That's not how people grow though.Needs? What growth? To what appeal? Growth is inevitable. Happiness is a rare thing, and usually a choice. You choose to be the darker, emo side because it facilitates growth in you? Happiness does that in me. Have you ever faced “the end”, or is it a made up monstrosity in your own mind that you feel like you are hopeless to overcome?
>>33605346
>>33604138Wow, that looks so cool.
>>33605290You can pretend to be happy about your mortality all you want, but I think the vast majority of us do think it's a little sad for us to disappear without a trace like we never existed (especially after the ones who love us and remember us are dead)So it's pretty much not a philosophy when everyone knows this feeling. It's an acknowledgement of a part of human experience.
>>33605328Where do you get that from? I get that there are stupid rationalizations for it. But monogamy does exist in nature aside from humans, many species mate for life.
>>33605348Cutie
>>33605352>Where do you get that from?I don't think I have it saved. I'll try and find it.>I get that there are stupid rationalizations for it. But monogamy does exist in nature aside from humans, many species mate for life.That's true. I meant not everyone has the genetic antecedents for infidelity.
>>33605337Heh
how do i commit ntr and steal someone's girl?
>>33605347>Growth is inevitableYou're talking about growth.. literally? Kek. You really do only understand things in the literal sense. So you eat, shit, only want things that make you happy, and take things literally. What a life! Kek
>>33605334Does that mean you don't want one?
I can't really relate to people who haven't gotten through anything.Found someone I knew from back in hs, and she spent her 20s doing the typical white woman thing of traveling to """find herself""", and do the typical volunteering shit.Still has both her parents and her grandparents now in her 30s, lives in a very nice house her parents bought her. I can tell she tries to be profound, and I can tell that she's been depressed at some point, but it's about mostly not being in her ideal career.Meanwhile I have no parents, no grandparents, and I'm the only one minimally responsible around. Saved to buy my apartment, dragged my partner out of a shit situation, was able to refer him to the company I was in.If I get fucked, I just get fucked. There's nobody I can run to.It's really fucked up to think about it but I feel like I can't relate to people "my age" at all.
>>33605362According to my brother, you go to a place and look at girls on their phones and go up and say something to the effect of “he’s not worth it”.
>>33605351How are you defining "philosophy"?
Chudcels how do you cope with every girls tinder bio telling you to fuck off?
>>33605345Bastard son cope.
>>33605364I am a dude, so no thanks. I am simply reacting to posts I find funny with (you)s
>>33603689Gaylors hated this.
>>33605363> You really do only understand things in the literal sense.Aka >damn I am so impure I am going to hecking die-erino Brilliant. > So you eat, shit, only want things that make you happy, and take things literally. What a life! KekSomeone isn’t enlightened yet.
>>33605267>Because not everything needs to have some happy go lucky twist to itNtaI despise this retardation with a passion. It's not an argument that, just because something sounds hopeful or "happy" it is somehow a cope, or a lie. And just because something sounds bleak, it doesn't make it any more true. You wanna know how to lie to someone? Admit something that is traditionally considered negative, they'll immediately go "well... that must be true. Why would anyone admit to something embarrassing is it wasn't true?" Bleak statements sound more truthful because we are used to the idea of "happy delusions". However, misery is comforting, too. Known misery, and self-pity are extremely attractive to some. Bleak scenarios allow people to give up, and several other ways of licking their wounds. They just as full of shit as anyone else though.
>>33605317That passage is basically all the dialogue in the whole movie except the prologue and some mundane back and forth and it's like 2,5h long. It's supposed to show the backstory (very loosely, since it's situated in hungary, not italy, lol) of the cab driver that was beating his horse that refused to move (because it was so starved due to the poverty of the owner, which was so poor due to the advancing industrialization amongst other things) which nietzsche allegedly observed that led to his collapse and losing his mind. I think you could sum the movie and the monologue up with "greed and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race".
>>33605370Kek, he and I are the only blondes in the family. Our country has ~1% natural blondes. Probably fewer if you're just counting males.
>>33605369do a 360 and walk away.
>>33605381Then it should be no issue to ask for that dna test
>>33605331Yeah, I wish.
>>33605357>I'll try and find it.Tbh, I won't read it. I was just interested in knowing if it was this bullshit argument of "monogamy is unnatural". Anyway, that was all.
>>33605225I get that there's some imaginary person you want to insult here, but it's time to join the future. Maybe our future ancap overlords actually look like pic related.
>>33605391
>>33605386Nta but cuckold husbands are everywhere, don't you want one?
>>33605322Femanon, this is insane.Being cheated on sucks, (speaking from experience), but it's not worth risking your life over. Especially for a mere suspicion.Also, he could just cheat while you're stuck in the psych ward.
>>33605391Femanons whats your job and have you ever made something useful to another human being?
>>33605368A worldview, it's subjective, ideological..When my mom goes to the hospital where she used to work to receive treatment and she's met with unfamiliar faces, she gets a little bit sad. Years ago, she walked through those same corridors, now they seem unfamiliar, cold to her. And she is faced with the fact that other people, who don't know her, dont know who she is... have come, are working there, going about their lives. The hospital didn't shut down after she left, it was (gradually) filled with people who know nothing about her. If you're out of high school, and you drive by it, you see fresh young faces, you think "that used to be our playground, our halls, our classrooms" but now it's housing other people who know nothing about you. Other people who think it's THEIR playground, halls, classroomsI guarantee you many people know this feeling even if they never stopped to reflect upon it or put it into words. And what it is it's actaully coming into terms with the inevitability of change and eventually the famous memento mori. Does this seem like a philosophy or just an expression of an aspect of human experience?
>Do not worry, everything will be fine. I know it will, for I already went into the future and checked that everything turns out to be aright. Nicolás Maduro, god emperor of the african republic of Venezuelistan.
>>33605398Can’t argue with that
>>33605390Alright, fair enough.
>>33605395Filthy fucking casual
Why don’t men like to dance
>>33605377You're angry at your OWN retardation. I love comedy, I love witty criticism that's embedded into comedy, however anon doesn't like the quote because it's sad. THAT is being a moron who thinks he should only experience happiness.
>>33605394The majority of men disintegrate if you dare to do as much as imply that other human beings with a penis exist. Even the ones that think they enjoy ntr in theory, more often than not can't actually handle it in practice.
>>33605403Its the only activity where you can grind on a girls ass and still feel gay
>>33605403by survey men were more willing to dance than women in america
>>33605249Not good
>>33605403My moves suck. Like, actually. I look like a baby deer with hip dysplacia
>>33605403well, i spend most of my life trying NOT to look like a spastic retard
>>33605407Cuckoldry is by far one of the most popular genres so I think you're just not aware what men like
>>33605417I think many men greatly overestimate their ability to emotionally regulate themselves.
>>33605399The US just struck down a shipment full of drugs from Venezuelistan. I hope they kill that nigga already. If only you knew the amount of retarded shit he has said.
>>33605417nta but if you can't distinguish fantasies from reality that's a you problem.
Hoes are scaring me again
>>33605424Stop being so fucking weak then
>>33605407>>33605421Just date a guy from Reddit, you'll find your perfect man. He'll admit men are weak and women are always right and let you get fucked by 3 other guys, maybe even watch. Sounds like the perfect husband for a feminist.
femanon, my balls smell pretty nice rn, if i do say so myself
>>33605425Hehe, haha
>>33605427Who said I'm a feminist?
How many STDs do you think Taylor Swift has from fucking so many men?
i deserve a nudist european gf
>>33605207It is too much stuff to explain, I just get scared easy and close myself off. But I think I'll look for something that happens maybe once a week and close to where I live. Something that has a small barrier of entry
I think I did it too late maybe my life would have been different of I hadn't been so slow
>>33605397You seem to have the impression that a philosophy cannot be true or widespread or reasonable or normal. You are talking about the philosophy of acknowledging those truths, of having a view of the world that sees those things. There is a different philosophy that is ignoring those things, the happy-go-lucky moron that you have disdain for. They are different ways of looking at the world.
>>33605429Ahahahahahahahahahhahahshahshahshhsahshshshhshshshsahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahkys
>>33605424theyre more scared of you than you are of themif they get too close just spray them with water and they usually run away
>>33605431damn, you're not even a feminist? maybe i see why the other anons nicknamed you nightingale
>>33605439LMAO
>>33605442I'm not that creature.
>>33605431You are feminist.
Femanons, do you like dilfs?
>>33605451Yeah. I only go for older men when I go for men.
>>33605441That is not true
>>33605449Heheheee
>>33605437Yeah same, brother. Sometimes you just figure it all out too late.
Would you date a woman with mild OCD
>>33605444LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>33605403Never tried, I don't want people calling me gay
>>33605457Msure.
>>33605451YES
>>33605457Is this dragoncon girl? Yeah, I guess I would, cause I'm a dumbass who doesn't know my own good
>>33605458Oh my god please no I’m trying to eat
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>>33605379> the cab driver that was beating his horse that refused to move (because it was so starved due to the poverty of the owner, which was so poor due to the advancing industrialization amongst other things) which nietzsche allegedly observed that led to his collapse and losing his mind.Sounds like a thought you'd get idling, but I think those same thoughts sometimes have the potential to be quite original/innovative, and this movie seems to fall in the second category.It might be a slow burn and it might need more than one viewing, but also it seems it's promising a lot (because it seems to try to tackle a lot too: industrialization, classicism, God/morality...)Thank you for sharing! <3
>>33605457Yeah. If she nasty
>>33605462Who's dragoncon girl? nta
>>33605296See it from our perspective.>Women don't allow us to have <cake> for our entire lives>Finally find gf who will allow you to <eat cake> with her>gf stops wanting to <eat cake>, no reason why, just not interested in it anymore>"But I still want to <eat cake>">gf only lets you <eat cake> if it's with her, which is never>Happen to find another person who will <eat cake> with you and do that even though you might like everything else about your gf more than this girl, not worth not being with your gf over, but people have been keeping you from <eating cake> your entire life and you're sick of it and not going to turn down the opportunity to have more of it if it happens to present itself.Meanwhile women be like>I've been gorging myself on <cake> my entire life at will>But now you also have to accept that I'm bored with <cake> despite you having been starving for it your whole lifeIt's just typical pulling-the-ladder-up-behind-you behavior.
>>33605457mild how
femanons do you like daddy dilf dildos so you can slam dilf dad cock down your holes
>>33605467See here >>33604404
>>33605391LOL, Femanons sure goofy but cute.
>>33605464Please stop I’m laughing too much to eat
>>33605463LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>33605468nta but you disgust me.
>>33605391This is a war crime
>>33605478Omg melty haha melty for me lololol *bites food anyway* haha
>>33605477LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
My downstairs neighbor gave me some carrot cake and two boxes of Swedish Fish today.
>>33605485And you accepted it?
>>33605434MSame.. but without the nudist part.
>>33605485Good for you anon
>>33605438The philosophy (as you admittedly call it) to ignore those things goes against the grain though, while I'm talking about a shared experience. Yours is a way of coping with the experience (aka, one of the roles of philosophy). Mine is the experience.
I think it’s strange you never knew
How the hell do women end up single and pregnant/with a newborn?
>>33605491I love your feminine penis
>>33605485What are you gifting them in return? *asks anon so that anon goes into full panic about choices and what's going to leave a good impression*
>>33605483KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>33605493Men want to fuck. Men don't want the responsibility.
>>33605497Omg lol *cums cutely* :3 No more of that
>>33604404Isn't going to dragoncon not the embarrassing part?Idk what the fuck it even is i just see the posts about gay sex happening there
>>33605493Someone cums inside them and that is it
>>33605498These people havent heard of birth control?
Can you retards fucking stop
>>33605468Men are disgusting
>>33605436I did some volunteering at a kitchen that made grocery bags for families of needy kids. It didn't involve any interaction with the people being served. Someone told me to stand at a station and I put eggs from bulk cartons into packs of six.
>>33605491>>33605499KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
>>33605500Dragonthesenutsonyourface
>>33605493I hate your type who pretends the men who fuck the most are also the most successful at lying to younger inexperienced women about their intentions.And it's natural that you as a man can identify another man being slimy, while you'll have blind spots to asshole women as well.
Do you have any idea how disconnected from society you have to be to be an incel or not having sex regularly (either with a partner, or rando if that's your thing?) it's a fundamental part of humanity. People are hooking up and literally getting mistakenly pregnant ALL the time and you can't hook up ONCE?
>>33605493Moids are walking around impregnating women
>>33605502It is natural for someone who doesn't have sex to think BC prevents things at a 100% rate.
>>33605509Yeah, I'm mentally ill. Anybody here like metalcore?
>>33605511Yes, incels really are this fucking retarded.
>>33605480>>33605504He is right lolYou're privileged and not grateful.
>>33605493after bragging about their skills at filtering undesirable men and being controllers of sexual selection of humankind, they pick the best would-be fathers.https://youtu.be/aIs7e6VsotA
>>33605509this anon just got out of a time machine from 1975damn boomers had it goodain't it funny that people's repressed parents and grandparents are gonna end up being the most sexual generation in history? It's all down from herein 10 years they're gonna do that "abstinence only" sex ed and every kid is gonna nod their heads in silence because they're already abstinent
Aww, it's scared
>>33605486I did. The carrot cake is good but it has nuts in it. I like my textures to be a bit more consistent.
>>33605509That is mean
>>33605511Morning after pillAbortionBoth better options than mommys little mistake
>>33605517;3 chase more
>>33605509I don't think incels are likely to get mistakenly pregnant.
>>33605504>>33605480This wouldn't be nearly as much of a problem if women would stop only fucking the same 10 guys. Instead they foster this bitterness and dynamic on purpose.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it againMy employer refuses to hire women with any ass, few have any cleavage. They got pretty faces though
To be truly happy also means to be vulnerable and to make "mistakes" along the way. Only people who are paralyzed by the idea of failure say this sort of thing.
>>33605518You are now married according to swedish law
>>33605508Whats my type? Im just asking the opposite gender a question
>>33605468I never had cake in my entire life out of respect for my future cake buddy and when I tasted it it was fucking awful because of the vile shit he wanted to do to it after a lifetime of salivating at videos of obese people gorging and choking on every kind of cake on earth
>>33605503American Hours... ugh.
>>33605525Your employer is BASED
>>33605520nta but that ain't how it works. biochemicals work fine. The problem is the guy promises he's gonna stick around and be responsible and good, and then... yeah, something else happens
>>33605520Oh, how adorable. Are you your mommy's little mistake?>>33605524yawn
>>33605512>Anybody here like metalcore?Nobody? It's so over
>>33605521Why? Are you going to "run away" again for attention?
>>33605525you should stage a coup they know nothing about running a whorehouse
>>33605538I am you, so yes
>>33605531The type that still has teenager takes at 39.
>>33605537I like metal. Idk about “metalcore”.
>>33605505I want to talk to people though. So I get better at it. I think one of those feeding the homeless things that you see in movies would be a easy enough to do
>>33605508>And it's natural that you as a man can identify another man being slimy, while you'll have blind spots to asshole women as well.Men aren't in a position to choose, dumb foid. Most men are forced to settle for their gfs because the alternative is possibly spending years alone and then your inexperience gives the new foids you do meet the ick.
Do you think it is good and normal behaviour, what these people did to my pee pee in my sleep? When I was sleepy, they did something weird to my pee pee!
>>33605544What about this? https://youtu.be/JVF6e_LSO2k?si=aGTIW920af0MWY-G
>>33605547>Men aren't in a position to chooseNo, (You) aren't in a position to choose. Not all men are losers like you.
>>33605549Pretty good. I’m a fan of Goatwhore.https://youtu.be/_u8rVrUDgRU?si=VMeY-E8U7Pq0XqBk
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>>33605547You need to be 18 to post here.
>>33605552>there are billionaires in Africa, how come people are still starving there?Whatever bad thing happened to you in the past, you deserved it. I can already guess what it was, lol.
>>33605532Yeah, this didn't actually happen.Not to mention, in the cases where it does actually happen here is a more realistic version of it playing out>Babe! I finally got cake from the woman-only cake store!>It's carrot cake>No I didn't get the cream cheese frosting, that's gross>Well I don't care that the only part you like about carrot cake is the frosting, that's actually really problematic of you>No, I'm not getting it half of the time either. Who cares that I've had every kind of cake in the world, and know what I like or don't like, you aren't fucking trying the cream cheese frostingBut of course what you are imagining that scenario as is>Omg, my bf wants to smear the cake all over the floor with his feet and have me lick it up
>>33605561>>33605558
>>33605556Not bad. I'm more of a fan of breakdowns tho
>>33605512dungeonsynth
>>33605567That’s what’s appealing to me about metal, there’s like a billion subgenres. Occasionally I listen to goregrind too.https://youtu.be/oIr8KQpEgKo?si=SgjExtc8MbLeTG_E
I just want a hug. I feel like shit.
>>33605574*hugs*<3 much love, anon
>>33605574PLAP
>>33605574Same. We’re gonna make it through, anon.
>>33605576Thank you anon ;-;
I'm horny!
I was sitting on a windowsill (there were no seats), and a chubby cross-eyed kid (he was 40kg) kept poking me then told me he wanted to sit up by me. He called his mom, who was fat too, but she wouldn't lift him so I had to lift him up and then lift him down and he was satisfied with thatWould you have caved in and lifted him?
>>33605576KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEPERFORMATIVECRINGE
I really feel like being degraded and pinned down and used
>>33605583what is wrong with you
>>33605584Same. Are you also male?
>>33605583I’m sorry
>>33605584Hi
>>33605574*hug so tight you go red in the face and start coughing*
>>33605564Foids are under the delusion that their bfs picked them because they were the prettiest when the bfs just were happy that a girl finally said "yes" to them. The gfs are 4-5/10 in most cases. Only Chads get pretty girls but even those are 6-7/10 in 2025 because of foid hypergamy. No, you're not a 10/10 to your bf, lol.
>>33605573My god, it’s all toilet sounds!
>>33605587No>>33605589Hi
>>33605591what is your type incelkun
I feel like Marc Antony the way I need some Egyptian pussy
>33605591>only thinking in terms of 1 and 10sIt's really not a mystery why these people are the way they are.
>>33605584Dumb bitch
>>33605599Yes
BothWhat do you think of women who shop from Lululemon?
femanons, would you ever date a guy who pissed the bed at age 29? Say you really liked him otherwise, but 2 or 3 times a week he would piss the bed, he tries to mitigate it Please be brutally honest, would this be a dealbreaker?
>>33605596NtaWeeb with big boobs.
>>33605271It's weird seeing someone link a Hungarian film
>>33605601MTight. Delicious.
>>33605601FEvery time I read Lululemon I think about that muder case.>>33605602Yeah, would.
>>33605601idk what that is
>>33605602Why do you piss the bed so much, pissy boy?
>>33605596Not an incel, rapedkunfoid.I fell for the memes of "just lower your standards bro". It doesn't make anyone happy and you just get pissed off at her.
>>33605602Get your shit together.
>>33605609Lol
>>33605594Huh, surprising. I can't help you regardless.
Incels love talking about rape huh. They have 1 (one) insult.
>>33605604Why? Are you hungarian? If so, someone commented that the monologue was poorly translated. What do you think might have gotten lost in translation?
>>33605611>rapedkunfoidI am not that person.>you just get pissed off at her.Maybe you should get with someone you actually like? are you retarded?
>>33605606>murder caseWhich one?
Have you ever had to dealwith a coworker that’s absolutely cringe, /biz/? I’m talking referencing anime memes during daily team meetings cringe
>>33605615>t. Stacy McRoastie Turboslut 2nd.
>>33605618This one https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lululemon_murder
>>33605619Lol
>>33605602NAG, but you'd need to wear diapers at night. Like, there's no excuse for your urine to actually make it into the bed.
>>33605615>get mad that someone insults you after you insult themLmao. You deserved it :)
>>33605621Yes, that is me
Women, would you divorce your husband if he got KO'd?
>>33605602You're fine. We have one retard here who pisses her bed in her 30s.
All foids have to do is give one freebie fuck to incels and they will act normal
>>33605626I didn't insult him. I didn't even reply to him.>>33605629No.
What is your favorite LLM? I was using DeepSeek for a while but the newest update has made its syntax more annoying, and also I hate to unnecessarily support China.
>>33605631They would make up another term for that and then proceed with their usual behavior
>>33605630Whats it with raped trash and pissing themselves?
>>33605631Why would I give treats to a dog who keeps shitting on the carpet?
>>33605622> Murray had been savagely attacked, sustaining at least 331 wounds from at least five different weapons, including a knife and a hammer, which may have come from a toolbox in the storeWow, It's gonna be some cheating/jalousy case isn't it
>>33605637Kek too real
>>33605629Yes
>>33605639Nope. Just one of them would do anything to keep stealing. Clearly there was something up with that girl.She used to be enrolled in uni, then kept stealing shit, got kicked out, stole shit again at Lululemon, got caught, went batshit.
>>33605638I-I don't shit on the carpet. I'm a clean incel.
>>33605635chagpt for general stuff and deepseek for china stuff
>>33605628Hey
>>33605631As someone who was a virgin well into my 20s, getting laid didn't really change anything.
It's a bit eye-opening to me how aggressive people get here over mild inconveniences.
>>33605635ChatGPTEverything else is unusable.
>>33605646Hi
>>33605648>well into my 20s (23, 24)
>>33605631No that would only stir up their autism even worse
>>33605652Nope, later than that.
I will be 24 next month and I'm a khhv. Can I get pity sex?
>>33605654Oh, well, good for you
>>33605655yes, bend over
>>33605651What's up?
>>33605386Would you want him to watch? Or would you tell him about it after?
>>33605658Same as you probably, coming back here to sigh while I read words on the screen. You?
>>33605657No. That's not what I meant.
What if I justified it every time you lied?
>>33605662Looking for a gf with big boobs.
women why are you all constantly paranoid about being raped and murdered?Do you think there is a chance that it's because of the constant diet of true crime content you fetishize?
>>33605666You're shit outta luck.
>>33605665You’d be a damn good politician
>>33605592It’s good. Is it a red flag if my playlist goes from that to bubbly J-pop?
>>33605669No faggot, it's because moids are animals
>>33605670Why? :(
>>33605669>he thinks we're not aware about what makes us horny and why it makes us horny
>>33605669>women why are you all constantly paranoid about being raped and murdered?NAG, but it's because, if they weren't, it would happen a lot more often.>Do you think there is a chance that it's because of the constant diet of true crime content you fetishize?No.
>>33605672Why are you a woman?
>>33605674I'm flat. Talk to another slutanon.
>>33605669
>>33605680NTAHow flat are you, flatanon?
>>33605680I don't want to fuck you, I barely even know you! I'm just bored. And sleepy. What did you do today?
>>33605684A cup flat.
>>33605685Hhhha
>>33605680how you doing flat-chan
>>33605643There was a local case of a girl who used ant poison? to kill someone, then at her college dorm or the apartment she rented a room in at college she kept talking about it in her sleep. Finally she confided in her roommate what she did, but then she started to get paranoid about her roommate and wanted to kill her the same way tooI also once read a reddit confession of someone who said she keeps imagining herself killing her grandmother whom she hates in horrific ways and she's scared (or claimed to be) she's gonna just do it one dayI wonder if this girl who "snapped" didn't hurt someone before or has known for a long time she's gonna commit a horrendous murder one day or the other
Foids, would you take my virginity?
>>33605688Nice! Do you enjoy having them played with/sucked on, or nah?
>>33605669Because I got raped
I love metal but I’m not much of a metalcore guy. Breakdowns turn me off. Suffocation is the closest I’ll get to enjoying them
>>33605693Sure>>33605690Frankly not so good, but it's fine
>>33605694https://youtu.be/S9LAxmDGQGw?si=4rOST5pNPaNGHW3A
>>33605669I'm not scared if death. Why would I be scared of rape?
>>33605616Yh I'm hungarian. I'd say it's an ok translation. I think it gets everything across well but it's quite concise or simple.
Falun Gong
>>33605697what happened?
>>33605697>SureGreat! When can I begin?
>>33605702Thank you, it made me wonder when rewatching the clip, but thats good to know. Do you live in hungary? I've been to budapest twice and I'd love seeing more than just that.
>>33605705Mix of things. Nothing that can really be solved, just have to accept it.But it helps that you asked. Thank you anon.
>>33605669nah it's based on statistics, personal experiences, and knowing many of our friends and family members have experienced it.
>>33604128It's a cute name.
Meow
>>33605709:/
>>33605631i actually tried this once and he went totally psycho on me afterwards so don't do this foids they just go from incel to standard run of the mill abuser
>>33605713Erm
Many of the women I know in my life have been raped. All of them sexually harassed, especially when they were younger by old men.It's not really surprising we're wary, you obtuse incel.
>>33605716Obviously
>>33604121Do you think she would be a good partner?
>>33605718100% of rape and sexual harassment cases can be avoided by just saying yes.
>>33604121no one's reading all that
>>33605631Nope. They are surplus because they aren't necessary or useful tools. They need to be parts of a machine. That was patriarchal society or mass military mobilization. Fucking someone doesn't give them a purpose or a place in your society.
>>33605724original
>>33605724Right. I'll go and tell my mom-in-law she could've been avoided being raped at 7 in a camping trip if she just said yes.
>>33605718But I've never raped anyone. I am a nice guy.
>>33605718Agreed>>33605724Ragebait. Still, kys.
Hypothetically. Would a femcel be ok with having a male friend who checks up on her, and tries to help in small ways?
>>33605713roaaaarrrr hehe
>>33605731>>33605732Male feminist ahh
>>33605729Do that. It can save her lots of money she might otherwise waste on pointless therapy sessions. Consent can also be given retroactively.
>>33605731Yes, sweetie.
>>33605733no, they hate men
>>33605709Are you going to be alright?
Is it rape every time I say PLAP on femanons post?
>>33605737You're so right, bestie.
>>33605733anon.... people become femcels by avoiding and distrusting men, how are they going to trust you?
>>33605738Sex?
>>33605733No. If they wanted that they just wouldn't be a femcel.
>>33605740I'm trying to. So it'll never get too bad.I think I'll be okay eventually.
>>33605745I guess it could be long distance?
>>33605742With the bar that women have for what counts as sexual assault, yes, probably.
>>33605707Nah I'm in the UK but I go back nearly every year for a weeks.Yh Budapest is super nice I kinda wish I lived there again. Any ideas what you'd wanna see?
>>33605753then you are only trying to get nudes from here
>>33605750That's good to hear
>>33605753they're not afraid of being physically attacked, they're afraid of being vulnerable or depending on anyone
Fellas, how much did you spend on clothes last time you went shopping? What did you buy?
>>33605758I said friend. Not bf.
>>33605760nta but well, that's me. not a femcel though. I just live with that fear and take the leap anyway.
>>33605761Actually, $0.00. I went around to malls looking for stuff to buy on Labor day sales, and couldn't freaking find anything worth buying. Maybe it's just this year's seasonal stuff, but I guess I'm rolling with my wardrobe as-is for a while.
>>33605763Yes, trust issues remember
>>33605764Kudos
>>33605756Yeah, I'd want to explore the old houses more. I remember there being some really aesthetic ones when you got to the edges of the city, most rather run down but very whimsical. I'd want to see f I could find some abandoned ones to go inside and look around. Or just see other parts of hungary, like smaller villages or more of the nature.
>>3360576140 bucks...>What did you buy?4 pairs of tights with cute patterns.
>>33605764Based, you will probably find happiness (or maybe already have)
>>33605278Women all think it's so obvious when they come and I need you all to understand that it absolutely is not. To make things worse there is absolutely no observable difference between a woman who comes and a woman who doesn't come but just feels overwhelmed and needs to take a break.
How do I lose my virginity?
Could I get a mail order ukraine wife for like 100k?Why do I think I could do that, but can't actually fix my own life with my savings?
>>33605770I've been fortunate enough to have found it.It just that it doesn't really fix these internal fears, so still dealing with them as I go. I think it's like this with most people. We try to do the thing we know is good for us and try to get our issues in check.
>>33605773Ask her "did you cum?" Every time she tenses up. Make sure to stop thrusting in case she did.
>>33605735Sorry, let me try again:Ragebait. Still, kys~Pink, glitter, horoscopes, yoga pants~
>>33605761I don't remember the last time I went shopping. I think it was for underwear. I don't remember how much it cost.
>>33605779Zinger
>Have 15 minute chat with woman while I'm at work>She's flirty af>I'm such a perv, that when I head to the bathroom after, there's pre-cum in my briefsSo, women, how was your day?What's it like being incredibly powerful?
>>33605786It was okay.It feels pretty good, if I'm being honest.
>>33605786If it's any consolation I also get that reaction with normal interactions.The other day the intern touched my shoulder and I got goosebumps and my panties were wet immediately.
>>33605776No, I don't think that's enough, though I have no idea.If you want the painful answer to the 2nd question, it's that in the old days, if you had $100,000 US dollars to throw around, it used to mean you were in a great place in life. Now, it means basically nothing. What else do you got? A woman judges you a lot harder now. You got what else? Height? Charisma? Good looks? A hard body? Bulging muscles? Impressive hobbies? A fascinating personality? Life is a lot harder now than it was, a hundred thousand dollars means a lot less. It's just the start.
>>33605765I'll go looking tomorrow. I wanna compare the prices to the e-store.>>33605769Tights for running or what? 40 bucks sounds expensive for that.>>33605782What the heck. Do you not get holes in your clothes?
>>33605278Or she could be just exhausted from faking the shit out of the whole encounter and secretly disliking everything you did.
>>33605780what?
>>33605500Very obviously not…?
>>33605768Idk about abandoned buildings desu. I never looked into stuff like that. Places I can recommend areLake Balaton and surrounding areasAggteleki Cseppkőbarlang (No clue what the translation is sorry)Castle of Eger is also interesting if you're into that kinda stuffMiskolctapolca Cave Bath.Plus theres a ton of museums in Budapest that are cool. House of terror is a very good one.
>>33605794>What the heck. Do you not get holes in your clothes?Nope. I bought some new shorts forever ago, and my wife buys me new shirts on occasion. That's it.
Women was this also your reaction?
>>33605794>Tights for running or what? 40 bucks sounds expensive for that.No, just decorative ones.
>>33605800Also idk about small villages. You'd need to look into them because a lot of them have literally nothing to do
>>33605789You brat.>>33605790Oh, yes, that's very.. Consoling.Any other consolations? Just so I don't feel too embarrassed.
>>33605500Lesbian sex? Those cosplayers are pretty attractive, ngl.
>>33605802NAG but nobody feels that. What a guy actually feels is his bladder.
Is this you, pissy dragoncon girl?vidsDotrip/videosSlash134234/a0003-part-1/
>>33605491Knew what?
>>33605805I get worked up just from proximity to other people. I like women too so I always get home pretty wet.It's especially bad if people are passing by me and they'll touch my lower back.
>>33605806Sex involving penises, although it could technically be lesbian sex
>>33605786>>Have 15 minute chat with woman while I'm at work>>She's flirty af>>I'm such a perv, that when I head to the bathroom after, there's pre-cum in my briefsThis happened to me. Women don't notice anything is up, right?
>>33605816no
>>33605816we notice.
>>33605786Good morning, I think it will be a nice day.I’m so powerful hehe~
>>33605810Might I add, you can see the stream
>>33605802No, and women don't feel it in their "stomach" eitherwe feel it lower (where the bladder is) and then if you really really need to go it might slightly stimulate the clit as well (you become slightly aware of it, as if it gets a bit hard)
>>33605812Hopefully you work at a clinic, or somewhere with lots of narrow hallways.
You ever want to just stop existing
>>33605818But how?
>>33605822It's an office but our spot is pretty tight.I'm still replaying yesterday constantly in my head because a female colleague (probably innocently) complimented my body after hugging me.
>>33605823Please get some therapy, or go to church, or join a support group, or something.
>>33605823Yeah, all the time. I exist to spite other people. If I have to tolerate my existence, so do all of you.
>>33605810>>33605820Ok this makes me think >>33604404 was just a fetish post by the voyeur creep.
>>33605823Often, but not today. What’s got you feeling void like?
>>33605816And then you faggots wonder why no one likes you or wants you around. Stop being promiscuous and stop thinking about sex 24 fucking 7.
>>33605823Yeah. Right now actually.
>>33605830Okay, then report it and move on retardTf are you telling me for?
>>33605827therapy hasn't helped>>33605831I am tired but have to do things>>33605829I like that
>>33605823Yeah, obviously. I'm in here depression-posting all day every day so you motherfuckers remember that you're not alone.
>>33605825Oh, nice. Is it bad I hope it wasn't completely innocent? Do you mostly work with women?
>>33605838Thank you for your service
Bruh it’s really been 10 years since Pop Smoke died and 9 years since covid
>>33605837What's your therapist like?
>>33605823When I think of not existing I sometimes get extreme existential dread. It's best for me to not think about it too long.I absolutely despise the idea that I can't stop my cells making more and more errors and getting older.Consciously I am aware of the fact there is nothing that I can stop it forever, but I am at an age where occasionally I DO feel old, like when some joint hurts for no fucking reason. It's a grim reminder.
>>33605842weird, cold and distance. I stopped going at her. She drew me a CBT chart and that pissed me off but I didn't tell her that
>>33605846That's weird. Mine isn't like that, but he's a guy.
>>33605848If I try again I'll go with a guy this time
>>33605819>I’m so powerful hehe>:\
>>33605841rip pop
>>33605839It's 50/50 men and women. I don't think she meant it in any way not innocently. Plus I'm short and other women tend to hug me a lot and be touchy-feely.
>>33605850Good luck to you.
The way I've never been a mans first choice :) not in anything for anything ever :)
>>33605857Nice guy manlet chadlet rizz Heightism is the Judas Iscariot of lookism
>>33605859Not even in a video game?
>>33605859You actually might be my thread crush. You type like her.
Those people that wage war against God are kinda badass. Utterly pointless in the divine sense but in the material world, kinda cool, like pedos n shit
>>33605860More buzzwords.
>>33605860I'm a woman but yeah, I tell my friends a lot if I was a guy I'd probably be registered as a sex predator twink somewhere.
>>33605857Lucky. You should move to Italy or France so you can kiss as a greeting.
>>33605862Fuck you
>>33605866That’s awesome, very cool, you are a cool and radically chill chick!
>>33605869We already kiss as a greeting where I live. I'm in the EU.
>>33605870Why is thst bad?
>>33605871That but unironically
I think a slight overbite is very cute on women.
>>33605859You are my first choice to say this sentence to for the first time ever Magog berserk spell combo might be funEnjoy!
>>33605862meow?
>>33605872My bad, I assume everyone is from NA during burger hours. I think I'd go insane if every woman I met kissed me.
Women, you have destroyed my instinctive love for women. Congratulations women. I no longer go to sleep dreaming about the soft, enchanting, comforting, beautiful warmth of you. I now retire like a vampire, folding my arms across my chest and awaiting the bliss of unconsciousness in the cold void of the night. The flame has been snuffed out. I feel nothing. You have succeeded.
>>33605877I'm suicidal
>>33605883You should not kill yourself because your comedic timing is very good
>>33605881>I think I'd go insane if every woman I met kissed me.That makes the idea of american men very arousing...
>>33605884Men don't like funny bitches
>>33605888Men don’t like anything anymore because really is dull and hellish compared to porn and onlyfans
>>33605883I agree with the other anon who surpresses his latent homosexuality.I bet you got a nice meme collection.
>>33605888I am Men, I like the funny of your bitch
>>33605882k.
Creampies are not enough anymore. I want to get pregnant.
>>33605882Me too, but for men
>>33605888I really do!
>>33605893LMOA
>>33605886Hmm, maybe I should change my travel plans then...
>>33605897Nah, we don't do that.
i need an english person to answer a question for me. is there such a person here?
>>33605897I want to get a woman pregnant. Pregnant women are so beautiful though, I'll want her even more than usual.
Women, how do you view tittyfucking?
Is it always an insult to be "relationship material"/"husband/boyfriend material" for men?If it's from a woman who does hookups I get it since I was an old virgin and got Madonna-zoned, which made me feel undesirable and unsexy as fuck. But what about from a woman who only dates for marriage? It's either boyfriend or nothing for me....so it's a compliment. Likewise from my boyfriend, calling me wife-material is a compliment.
>>33605893What are you even talking about
>>33605909With the eyes, usually.
>>33605907Nope
>>33605912You don't have any memes?
>>33605907I hope no Anglo is online right now.Or ever.
>>33605913Is this a common thing you are viewing?
>>33605407Have you had a bad experience?
>>33605915never there when you need one
>>33605922Sorry, I don’t understand what you’re saying
>>33605916Don't worry about what I have
>>33605897Don't they help though?
>>33605922And always here when you don't want them to.
>>33605923i'm trying to identify an english accent to its region. in the absence of an app for such a thing, i need an actual english person to help me out.
>>33605879What?
How do I get a man to love me
>>33605934Say words
>>33605924It's like trying to weaken granite by looking at it...
Foids, how am I supposed to interact with your posts? Everything you write is a forgone conclusion. I have more success hornyposting, vagueposting, and ragebaiting, than replying in earnest.
>>33605909Something I'll never be able to do, so it's on the same level of other stupid porn shit.
>>33605934be nice and cook him food, it's literally that simple.
>>33605932Just post whatever you want identified.
>>33605936You're freaking me out
How do I get a woman to love me
>>33605947Say less
>>33605941https://youtu.be/WUPhwA4_xfQ?t=104the lady talking here
foid foid bo boidfe fi fo, uh foidfoid!
>>33605933tone it down with the whats, lil jon
>>33605943Oh, um... how about we talk about ships then? Do you like ships? If I am being honest, I don't know anything about ships, I'be been on some ferries but that's about it...Damn, I should have chosen a different topic, now you'll think I'm stupid.
Hm yes lemme see oh there we go, find in page ok yes now we type parentheses you parentheses oh wow ok not bad!
also good afternoon to my thread crush, ganbatte! i hope tuesday is giving you enough trouble to make it interesting and your day feel accomplished but not enough to actually cause you bad amounts of stress
>>33605954Boats freak me out too
>>33605953lmao>>33605949That's freaky artsy shit.Google says the band is from Leicester?
>>33605938Why are women like this?>rubbing his dick on my nipple is gross and pornbrainedIt's like the second lowest tier act 1 step above handjobs on the scale of degeneracy..
>>33605960did a boat molest you or something
>>33605870NTA. Why'd that make you mad? Isn't that a step in the right direction?
>>33605859why are you counting? does it matter if you're someone's second or third choice? you end up becoming the first anyway, desu i'd prefer a ltr where i'm not the first pick
>>33605963i'm not sure if they're all locals though. i think one of the members is welsh.
>>33605971My latent homosexuality is telling me that you are also a practicing homosexualist
>>33605669I’m not
>>33605960Well sometimes you gotta use one when you wanna get to an island. Or move between islands.The longest boat ride I've been on was over 3 hours, even was a car ferry. Another time I was caught in a storm, that was hellish.How do you prefer to get around?>>33605966Rude.Get in line, boatshitter.
>>33605973Probably best to find English (dialects) subreddits then to get multiple opinions.Good luck!
Yall eatin food or sumn
How many people learned about ctrl+f today?
>>33605989Way too late, already had my allowed cheat nuts.
>>33605898The two of you should live your cold emotionless lives together. Push your coffins next to each other and feel nothing about one another.
>>33605989FI made fried rice.
>>33605985probably. i was hoping some random degenerate here would immediately help me out with an answer though. drat.
>>33605990I fairly recently learned about find on page in safari
Good morning chad
>>33605960>>33605966as a boat, this is terrible news.
>>33605999Linguistic questions are best asked in multiple places.
>>33605990I don’t even bother replying to old posts anymore, whenever I post it’s always the first time
>>33605989But you know, I gotta come up with something to cook for the weekend.Been thinking of beef stroganoff.
>>33606007Begone mean man
>>33605989Leftover pizza from yesterday, I buy two days worth of food with Uber eats and save on deals because I’m a member
>>33605964Tittyfucking is when you squeeze them together and a guy fucks them. And since I'm flat, I couldn't do that for a guy even if I wanted to.
>>33606010Sorry if that made you hungry!Truth is, I am hungry atm too..
>>33605967I'm not mad he was making fun of me
>>33605978>caught in a stormThat is terrifying I'm freaked out now >>33605969>you end up becoming the first anywayNot in my world
Are anons done talking about spanking now?
>>33605989I've already consumed the minimal allotment of nutrition for the day. A third pot of coffee is all that is still authorized.
>>33606020That was a few hours ago
>>33606019At least I got a story to tell from it.
Moids how do I filter namefags
>>33606026what'll you do for me. i'd be doing you a favor
>>33606026>filter namefagsThat is only the beginning you need to filter words and trips too
>>33605989m, mildly attractive bachelori bought a personal pizza, and it's insanely shit, they ruined the surface cutting it and didn't even cut through it, and then it sat angled (my fault) while i walked home so this poor pizza has been fucked backwards, forwards and sideways, all available holes and absolutely gaped. flipside: its all being turned into belly mush anyway so who gives a shit
>>33606016NTAI promise I wasn't
>>33605989oatmeal (really rolled oats, but i don't want to confuse anyone)
>>33606020Spanks can happen at any moment.At any time.
I wasn’t actually curious about your guys food
>>33606016I don't think he was?
>>33606020no, may we please spank your balls?
>>33606051Food and sex are atoga staples, you should have known.
Anyone else feel nauseous after lifting?Even on an empty stomach?
>>33606051everyone left out of boredom because it was woman hating hours. women protect their peace and men don't come here to chat with other men
>>33605957im not gonna fuck u :p
>>33606060I must’ve missed the woman hating hours
>>33606019>Not in my worldoh yes i'm sure you are uniquely unlovable(sarcasm btw)your options are one of three things, either you be better to the people around you, surround yourself with better people, or give up on wanting to be around people at all (i don't recommend this one, it requires gutting your humanity and it is not fun)
>>33606060Nice numbers.I missed those hours, but I guess that's why it's deserted. And everybody who's left seems emo.
>>33606036Unemployed bitch cope can’t face reality >>33606063Lmyao rejected by KStacy
>>33606026
>>33606047>>33606020Who are we spanking? Are femanons being bad?
>>33606063sorry chairman, i love you to bits i do but more like a half-sister via my full-korean stepdad than a girl i want to fuck
>>33606074Thank you for doxxing yourself I’m saving this for a future upload lol
>>33606074My nigga is LOCKED IN listening to brown noise while /atoga/ing
>>33605669The number one cause of death of a pregnant woman is homicide. Can't possibly be that.
>>33606074lmao those filters.
>>33606081Post your youtube dude, or give us a hint how to find it. I wanna see your content
>>33606074>LOLOL>KEKEK>Sarah Gadon
>>33606082Embodiment of incel cope fuck my viewers are gonna love this
>>33606074Lol, I forgot about the Sarah G schizo.
>>33606085No it doesn’t work like that lmao
>>33606056>Food and sex are atoga staplesI want to bang femanon, then make her a savoury dinner.
I could be making shit up but I'm 35. there is some girl at the gym, a young, pretty one that always goes with a guy. I think they are gf and bf but I'm still unsure. why am I unsure? because she seems to like my attention.yet, sometimes, when I give her some "discreet" looks (yeah, I know I shouldn't...), she seems to talk to her bf (or brother? again, not sure) about how I'm looking at her. this has happened a few times. I tried to avoid looking at her until some weird incident in which she got close to me and gave me some weird look and I was like, wtf? and that's when I thought, maybe the guy is her brother? but I think today I heard him calling her "my love".anyway, point here isn't even about me.assuming this is real and not something I'm just making up:,question: has something like this ever happened to you? wtf is her problem? is she an attention whore? is she trying to provoke her bf or some shit? maybe she gets off making him feel insecure?I'll stop making any kind of contact with her.
>>33606097fucking hell>I could be making shit up but... but bear with me
>>33606097Weed eater
>>33606051No reason to call me mean.
>>33606109I assumed you called me a latent homosexual
>>33606083most women aren't pregnantalso you're citing information from one study that has a suspiciously flashy conclusionalso it's ignoring how rare homicides are in general, so even if it is 100% true your chance of being homicided generally are gambling-odds lowalso no person is ever the platonic, statistically-representative pregnant woman, and many more factors influence likelihood of homicide to the degree that this information is useless for your decision making unless you happened to be trained in bayesian reasoningyour opinion is retarded, anyone that is constantly afraid of being raped or beaten in the US is retarded, and quit spreading falsehoods because you WILL make other women fall for it because it's fashionable to signal "man bad and scary" on the internet rn
>>33606075NTA, but I'm thinkin foids need a spanking, stat
>>33606074Thak you I grnt you one kiss
>>33606111Ah huh.
>>33606127I don’t be tolerating no disrespect in this here yard, boy. Spread em
>>33606128No I am going to bed.
>>33606130Oh ok wow damn ok just like that? Ok damn ok goodnight
could a femanon ever love a bf whose main talent/hobby is chasing his own tail? i mean like a bf who always spends his time having to clean up his own messes
>GenderHave you ever cheated, or been cheated on?If not, what's the closest you've been?
>>33606134I am actually already in bed and will not stand for such disrespect, because I am already laying down.
>>33606136Ooo a fixer upper! My favorite anons hehe
>>33606136Anon what happened this time?
>>33606137M>Have you ever cheated, or been cheated on?No.>If not, what's the closest you've been?Politely hinted at that she didn't like me or liked someone else more.
>>33606141Cursed, foiled again
>>33606137MNo. Not that I am aware of, but I got emotionally cheated on.>>33606146I did fold into my bed.
>>33606137MYes I have cheated
>>33606149*tucks my homie in with a lil homie smooch* There you go lil homie
>>33606155This is delicate, because I got cold feet and a hot water bottle is trying to warm them up.Yes, I know this is unusual for men and normally a woman thing...
>>33606142w-why do you sound so happy about it!!>>33606143well i picked my place up earlier today cuz there was trash everywhere but now it's later and i unironically managed to get an equivalent amount of trash on the floor and fuck i need a handler
State genderWhat is your favorite Steve Winwood song: Dear Mr. Fantasy, Can’t Find My Way Home, or Higher Love ?You will be judged.
>>33606165No
>>33606137FNo I don't know
>>33606159Go to sleep lil homie, go to sleep…
>>33606162>i need a handleryou need a tard wrangler
>>33606165MSorry, ever since Stephen Hawking died, the only Steve I listen to now is Wonder.
>>33606167Tasteless, uncultured, snide.
First time I’ve ever looked at myself and the word “gaunt” came to mind
>>33606175Is that each adjective for those three songs?
>>33606172oh without a doubt, it gets pretty bad sometimes, forget what i'm saying mid discussion, or i'll walk into a place and my body will just start doing things before i realize that my body is just kind of acting of its own volition, like a dream or something. your boy is absolutely fried.
Why don't you want me
>>33605104maybe i'm just drunk but this is the funniest fuckint thing i've heard in a couple weeks
>>33606183Who says I don’t
>>33606179What's missing?>>33606183Nothing changed.
any gendercan you tell me about a time when the opposite gender was kind to you in a non-romantic way?
>>33606187Health
>>33606189What sickness?
>>33606188mnothing comes to mind
>>33606189I told you not to take ozempic
>>33606188A man let me keep my place in line today
>>33606191Idk, I’ve had some fucking viral cold for 2 weeks. Barely eaten. >>33606193My friend I am already underweight
>>33606188ma childhood friend of mine, when i was first doing acid i ended up in a DM with her and she helped me make sense of my experiences, and it stuck with me hard. i don't talk to her now, but i hope she's doing well.
Another day of blowing off my friend maybe I am depressed
>>33606202real
>>33606197qt?
>>33606206No
>>33606207Ok then i hope you survive
>>33606208Uhm thanks
>>33606197JH?
>>33606211Imagine, but no
>>33606197How do you get a cold in the middle of summer?Eat properly.>>33606211Idiot.
>>33606216ok then I hope you survive
>>33606188Um... friends in my friendships being friendly?
>>33606217I worked customer service and was around a lot of gross people, is my guess >>33606219Ok thank you sm
>>33605612how? literally how? what else can be done?
>>33606103>Weed eaterwat?https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weedeating>To trim the Pubic hair of a girl before administering oral sexhttps://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Weed+Eater>A large plug-in massager often used by women for vaginal stimulation such as the Hitachi Magic Wand and the Adam & Eve Magic Massager. Plug in the weed eater ...elaborate pls
>>33605624what if he does and it's still not always enough?>>33605631no it wouldn't, i got laid and I'm still fucked in the head.
>>33606227https://youtu.be/j4Ph02gzqmY?si=_P9IGioD2y2pZvHZ
>>33605413Sorry. What takes your mind of things?
>send her a picture of me doing a dumb pose>she asks 'whose taking this picture?'does she like me
>>33606232do you want me to run the analysis for you, honestly?
>>33606232I asked who the fuck took the damn picture, Michael??
>>33605631>All foids have to do is give one freebie fuck to incels and they will act normalNo, I've had sex once, and I'm still a headcase. It doesn't seem to have helped the I love men anon, either.
>>33606137MI was involved with a woman who was cheating on her husband - she was my first love, too, and the husband was a marine.
>>33606236Same, except she hid it from both of us.
>>33606233Yes please.My texts:>(Name) i guess the plane did take off? Sorry you went through all that btw>Also me drunk again kekkin>*photoHer texts>Oh yep we got there eventually haha>Then they put us in (the other) dorms>And then moved us again>Been an interesting 48 hours>Who is taking this photo lol
gm ser/madam myao
>>33606233Also she's sent me 1263 messages and I've sent her 1,234 messages (i didnt even know this was possible)
>>33606081Poor ENTJeet, still so bothered by anon redeeming the filters? Million pity to you saar
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33605694i, too, can lie on the internet
>>33606249get to know the extremely liberal types. fuck theyre the best.
>>33606188MDoes femanon calling me cutie count?
>>33603627Cute image.Women, are you healsluts?
>>33605710>>33605718i don't know any that were raped thoughever. if it was really that prevalent even my shut-in ass would know women that were raped
>>33606257NTA but I’m a guy and nearly every woman I know was molested or raped.
>>33606253>extremely liberal>clingyNTA. But I thought they were into being independent? Sometimes even poly?
>>33606257know the ones with older relatives. previous generations were rapey as fuck.
>>33606026>>33606074Installing https://www.4chan-x.net/ seems easierJust check the "Stubs" checkbox and uncheck the "Quote Inlining" checkbox for a more comfortable use after that
>>33606261i dont know why but theres a massive correlation. youll know what i mean if you meet them.
>>33606262never happened to my boomer mom that was born in the 50s either
>>33606249probably here
>>33606242Male poster, responded 4:49 to analysis request; actively monitoring thread, high emotional investment Already knew about her travel plans; established friendship with regular communication"Drunk again" + sending photos pattern; uses alcohol for confidence with her, recurring behavior "kekkin" vernacular in texts to her; comfortable showing internet culture side or she's unawareCollege context confirmed via dorms; she left for program/semester/orientation 48+ hours ago He waited appropriate time to check in; tracking her situation but trying not to seem clingy Empathy about travel troubles first, then funny photo; care disguised as casual humor Posted at 17:08; been obsessing about exchange all dayHer response pattern reveals engagement not politeness: "Oh yep we got there eventually haha" + details about dorms + "Been an interesting 48 hours"; volunteering information beyond necessary Multiple messages unprompted; wants to maintain conversation flow "Who is taking this photo lol"; playful tone via "lol", not suspicious or territorial Present tense "who IS taking" not past; she's visualizing/imagining him in that momentMisremembered "Who is taking this photo lol" as "whose taking this picture?"; anxiety distorting memory Removed playful "lol" in recall, added grammar error; catastrophizing playful into serious Classic anxious reframing; turning positive interaction into threat (1/2)
>>33606262>rapey as fuckhow on earth would you know
>>33606255No. I used to be because I do actually like doing it, but I switched to tanking because it's the easiest way to learn encounters and find groups anyway. I'd rather be managing encounters since I know I'm not a retard.
I wax my bikini line ouuuuccchhh
>>33606242>>336062714chan poster profile: Early 20s college male, socially awkward, uses alcohol for social courage Deep internet immersion, limited romantic experience, overthinks basic social interactions Friend group likely small, turns to anonymous validation over real-world friends She represents rare meaningful female connection; stakes feel enormousYes, she's interested. 85% confidence now."lol" transforms question from accusation to flirtation Engaged response pattern despite travel stress; making time for him Asking about photo context = wanting to know his world/social situation Classic cautious interest; gathering information while maintaining deniabilityShe's picturing his life while away; mental investment behavior Responded positively to drunk check-in; comfortable with his vulnerable side If uninterested, would minimize responses to drunk texts from orbiting friend Instead: detailed engagement, question asking, conversation continuationThe real question isn't her interest - it's his anxiety blocking recognition of obvious signals
>>33606188F>can you tell me about a time when the opposite gender was kind to you in a non-romantic way?I came from a broken/poor military/immigrant family and didn't have the resources to go on field trips with the rest of my class. This was just a thing I had come to accept over the years, but my seventh grade English teacher actually paid out of his own pocket for me to go. And this was a guy that shared a house with three other teachers. I remember crying profusely, both out of shame and gratitude.
>>33606255>Women, are you healsluts?Yes, out of necessity. I always play support because I can't trust others to do it.
i'm less than half a year away from entering my late 20s and i'm still a khv that's never had a gf, or even flirted for that matter. chat, how cooked am i?
>>33606271>>33606275NTA, weirdly pleasurable to read
>>33606277Korrasami dyke, is that you?
>>33606266>meeting people off 4chan>meeting WOMEN off 4chanlol
>>33606285rofl okay anon, what do you want me to know? i'll do one for you too
>>33606274Enjoying the final days of summer?
>>33606290I don’t really have anything to offer, which sucks, hopefully in the future
>>33606275FUCK. seems entirely accurate.my brother who has not given wrong advice says something similar. like she does like me.another text indicating possible interest:>get married if I can trap someone, work for a bit, more education, retire, be a menace, diealso what tool are you using? god damn i like this chick lol.
>>33606284How old are you?
>>33606293It's winter here
>>3360629626
>>33606287Nigga who tf else posts Korra?
>>33606277>>33606302>I came from a broken/poor military/immigrant family and didn't have the resources to go on field trips with the rest of my class.Aren't you supposed to have a lot of money, ENTJ?
>>33606302NTA. Do you remember them kissing at the end? I don't believe any of that Mandela effect shit, but I distinctly remember them kissing, but it apparently never happened.
>>33606188fa guy saying sorry after bumping into me
>>33606301Bro, that's not that bad.>t. 32 khhvJust don't sit around like I did, take chances.
>>33606298Oh, I thought bikini waxes were for actual bikinis.
>>33606188MThere was a woman who used to come in. One time she gave me this and said it was my connection to my higher self
>>33606311>Just don't sit around like I did, take chances.i have intense social anxiety, avoidant tendencies, and addiction issues, so that's a tall order. but i appreciate the sentiment
>>33606277Why are you hating Indians then?
State genderHow do you think you're doing in life?Are you able to do things you want?Do you ever have time to do stuff?
>>33606306>Aren't you supposed to have a lot of moneyI come from a poor Mexican family.>ENTJ?Kill yourself>>33606307>Do you remember them kissing at the end?No, they walked hand-in-hand into the spirit world and stared into each other's eyes, smiling. Nickelodeon wouldn't let them show a gay kiss. Cowards.
>>33606294"NTA, weirdly pleasurable to read"; unusual compliment structure for 4chan Two-minute response; actively monitoring, already thinking about participation "Weirdly" qualifier; surprised by own enjoyment, not typical board content consumer "Pleasurable" word choice; emotional/sensory descriptor, statistically feminineNo vulgar language, no memes, no typical male board culture markers Respectful distinction with "NTA"; rule-following, conflict-avoidant personality Genuine compliment without agenda; authentic appreciation rare on anonymous boards 17:31 timestamp; evening procrastination period, alone at device"I don't really have anything to offer, which sucks"; wants analysis but lacks drama Self-deprecation without humor deflection; feminine communication pattern Frustrated by stability; envies those with analyzable problems "Which sucks" emotional honesty; wouldn't fake scenario for attention"Hopefully in the future" not "maybe"; actively anticipating having content Currently stable = relationship satisfaction or prolonged singledom Wants intimate understanding without current catalyst Will return to these threads; found unexpected intellectual stimulationFemale, 70-75% confidence>>33606295brother just go for it, roll the dice
>>33606320She doesn't? She's part Indian herself.
>>33606307The rushed sequelslop didn't deserve the kiss.
>>33606326NTA. When I was a kid, I thought Korra was just an older version of this girl.
>>33606321I can do almost anything except for the things I want. I've been thinking about killing myself constantly for the past 7 or 8 years.So it's fine I guess.
>>33606321MI’m pretty far back, but where I started from, I’m doing okay. No, I am too poor and depressed, but it’s getting better. Time is my most valuable asset that I budget for, so yes.
>>33606308It's true, I was sorry.
>>33606323Very interesting, reflecting on my communication styles. I am a man however, kek. Thanks for that anon, it’s a bit like a sensory thing for some reason
>>33606325>>32147104Apparently, xhe does
>>33606339>They're rude, entitled, misogynistic, and their culture is disgusting.Isn't that every culture?
Actuary is so based and cool
>>33606339>I'm forever saltyAs expected, ENTJ forma la dyke
>>33606325You were saying?
>>33606339>Why wouldn't I?That would be quite hypocritical for a brownie like you
If I trim my bush it itches if I shave it itches if I wax I get ingrowns I let it grow out everyone finds me disgusting
>>33606313>Oh, I thought bikini waxes were for actual bikinis.NTA. Women will sometimes get them before sex.>>33606346NTA. Shouldn't it be "ENTJ la forma dyke?"
>>33606335lmao well can't win em all, it's pretty hit or miss but it was a fun project. but hey, that was a 25-30% chance you were male, that's better odds than flipping a coin and getting heads twice in a row
>>33606358Tbh all of your analysis felt spot on, the conclusion was just slightly off. You got some good stuff there
>>33606306>>33606346Unfair comparison, ENTJ gets more pussy than she does
>>33606360> I love you tooOmg…blushing rn (real)
>>33606360>My PCP is an IndianIs she hot? I had a hot Indion doctor.
>>33606339>MakorraSomehow still better than the rushed dykeslop
>>33606351Sugaring?
>>33606360>Mexicans are not even in the same realm as Indians.Same colors for sure
I'm freaked out
>>33606374What's wrong?
Instagram is recommending me videos of animals and they are extremely cute and I'm crying. I'm a man btw
>>33606380I ate every animal you saw today.
>>33606351Why would trimming make it itch? I trim my beard, and groin, and neither itch?
>>33606360So even a racist shitter like ENTJ has one
>>33606385Sensitive pussy
>>33606362it's just a chatbot i've mangled to do successive analyses on itself, nothing super fancy. glad if you got entertainment out of it :D
What the fuck happened here? It was nice when I left, now everyone's acting like there's sand up in their vaginas.
>>33606391I have no idea either, nice how though?
>>33606391ENTJ came back to hate Indians again
>>33606395He is indian tho
>>33606396I guess he secretly hates himself too
>>33606374Boo!
>>33606369>Is she hot?Not in particular, but she's not ugly. Like a 6.5/10.>>33606370>Somehow still better than the rushed dykeslopThis is why you're single. Their relationship was nothing but yelling at each other, cheating, and awkward moments.>>33606372>Same colors for sureYour skin looks and smells like mayonnaise. Also, I'm mixed black.>>33606380Cute>>33606386Wdym?
>>33606360korrasami poster-chan, what is you favorite video game?
>>33606405it's definitely helldivers 2 or cod mw2 (2009). you just know
>>33606321MLet me be real with you. I grew up in a horrible household deep in the hood. Chips or oatmeal creme pies were dinner most nights. I genuinely never believed I would see the age of 18, or 25, or 31.I'm thriving right now. I'm not doing everything I ever wanted, not living up to my potential, but that's okay. I live a comfortable life, three square meals a day, plenty of exercise, free time to explore my hobbies.
>>33606405>korrasami poster-chan, what is you favorite video game?For nostalgia purposes, I will always have a soft spot for Age of Empires 2 and Warcraft 3. They were what got me into RTS games and that was a big part of my childhood. So very formative and I feel like they have stood the test of time.>>33606410>cod mw2 (2009)Old CoD lobbies were a warzone.
>>33606402>This is why you're single.Nope>Their relationship was nothing but yelling at each other, cheating, and awkward moments.So at least their relationship existed at all
>>33606416>Old CoD lobbies were a warzone.proud to say i experienced them. though modern warfare 2019 search and destroy lobbies are pretty wild these days, since they aren't monitoring that game anymore
Am I a femcel?
>>33606416NTA>For nostalgia purposes, I will always have a soft spot for Age of Empires 2Based. I never played it, but I played the Star Wars version of it for fucking decades.
>>33606417nta but they were pretty deliberate in the way they built up the relationship between korra and asami. you see plenty of hints of their increasing closeness in season 4. keep in mind this was one of the first teen shows to even hint at this sort of thing, so they were already toeing the line with it (they also proved the realness of the slippery slope!)
>>33606421Never, bless your heart
>>33606421I don't know. Let's ask somebody who is an expert.>>33606421Hey, is >>33606421 a femcel?
I wanna go digging in historical places for old artifacts. Would a foid do that with me?
>>33606427I'd watch out for the cops, but I wouldn't do any digging.
>>33606430That's fine, it's the man's place to do the labor anyway.
>>33606430Come on we will find cool stuff!
>tfw no zootopia gf
>>33606437furry begone
>>33606432It's the inviter to do the labor for the invitee. It has nothing to do with having a cock or not.>>33606433I know how this shit goes. We find an evil object and we keep it on our nightstand, then while we fuck it infects your mind and you end up killing me but I just think you're being extra rough up until it's too late to escape. Then you go on a murder spree until you're captured by the church.
>>33606439i don't want a furry gf though, i need a near-furry gf who is in denial about it but can appreciate my collection of cute art
>>33606437>>33606445Fuck off, and take ENTJ with you
>>33606446indian hands...
>>33606451jeet derangement syndrome
>tfw parasocially fixated on a moid anonneed him
>>33606455Describe him
ANONS I got a new game in the mail. :)State gender, and tell me how your day went!
>>33606457no, it'll make anons upset
What do white femanons think when they see their boyfriends cheer for and scream at the muscular black athletes on TV?
>>33606455i really hope you aren't talking about me anon because you need better prospects than a cold bastard with a warm ooey gooey center (i'm 6'3 btw)
>>33606455>>33606461>inb4 rizzchudPLEASE get better taste in men
>>33606462Women do NOT care about sports
>>33606461Please describe him so I know it’s not me
>>33606455What are you going to do if it turns out he just wants your friendship?
>>33606402>Your skin looks and smells like mayonnaise. Also, I'm mixed black.I've heard milk before, but not mayonnaise.
where is my thread crush nooo where is she
>>33606458MIt was ok. Work is cracking down on bullshitters so I'm a bit worried.
>>33606458mmy day is going okay. once i finish up my work for the day, i have a plan to goon for about ehhhhh like 2 or 3 hours after binging on edibles. they destroy my refractory period for some reason, so i get why some women are total sluts, it's more fun than a barrel of monkeys
state genderwho is the wrong here?
>>33606455Is it one of the two manons that posted yesterday? Pretty sure they said they’re open to us
>>33606474MThat story is complete shit on a plate
Girls, what would you think if you were going to fuck a guy and this was his underwear?
>>33606458>State gender, and tell me how your day went!FI put new brakes and rotors on my car and cleaned my EGR. Then I went out to have lunch with my fiancée. We got a Margherita pizza. Then I went home, cleaned up, and made dinner.>>33606474>who is the wrong here?Shit quickly got out of hand.
>>33606455better than bluevalkyrie’s parasocial relationship with a streamer kek
>>33606464i knowwww
>>33606474I was gonna call bullshit but>GermanyYeah, it's a true story. Damn, kek.
>>33606474seems like bullshit to me, but who is randomly running reverse id face checks? if my wife gives any of my biometrics to a random corporation, she's getting strapped to the chair
>>33606468he would never know i exist
what do women even like?
>>33606455What if he's reading this right now?
>>33606458MBoring as fuck, I honestly sorta hate days off. What game?
>>33606488he hasn't posted in hours I can tell by his posting style
>>33606422Is this Empire At War? Loved playing it as a kid
>>33606492This one. It's so cool. I really should stop buying games though.>>33606494Galactic Battlegrounds. Little bit older, released around the time of AotC.
I feel like the /soc/ anons are lying to me, am I not a lost cause after all?>>34284863
>>33606476i don't know if he was here yesterday
>>33606486me (real)
>>33606499>>>/soc/34284863ftfy
I have a date with a canonical titcow on FridayLadies, how do I not fuck it up?
>>33606504Is that you?
>>33606485why not just befriend him? i'm sure he's friendly
>>33606506no
>>33606499>>33606504MI think you should either grow out your beard or shave it off completely. If it comes out full I'd do the former but if it's spotty maybe the latter. You aren't ugly though.
new quirk chungus just dropped
>>33606504Good skin, good facial symmetry. I just feel like the hair needs to be a bit longer and the facial hair the same or gone.
>>33606505Ask how big areola
>>33606493Can you tell us literally a thing about him so some of us anons can feel at ease
>>33606512thanks for the warning
>>33606512I made it halfway through before having to close the video
>>33606512What country's flag is that in the background? Looks hideous
>>33606520brazil
Femanons, what's your Bankai?
>>33606517......its ENTJ. it is just embarrassing...
>Sheilas LOVE the Big Bogan CockHeh
Women is being shy as a male over 25 cringe?
>>33606504Aryan prince just grow your hair out God I wish my skin was this clear
Girls, do you support empathetic second chance policies for marginalized communities?
>>33606498Which game are you gonna play first?
>>33606498I can't read what game it is :(
Do white people eat KFC?
>>33606531I'm thinking Super Mario Bros. 2. That is, Super Mario Bros. USA. I played the original SMB2 and it made me want to die.>>33606532Super Mario Collection, aka Super Mario All-Stars. Has Super Mario Bros. 1, 2 (Japanese), 2 (US), and 3 on it.
>>33606535I've never had it. I'd like to, it sounds delicious.
>>33606522>Femanons, what's your Bankai?Zanka no Tachi
>>33606523My earnest condolences
>>33606523that is pretty embarassing
>>33606543>>33606544>responding to baitit's not entj, it's an anon not a namefag
Flat women, why not just get huge pecks?
>>33606546just entertain us a bit, what does he do
>>33606528i'm not a woman, and i was JUST telling anon this the other day, but the main thing that women find attractive is confidence. so you should want to be described as quiet, not as shy, and if you identify as the latter you should behave as the former. the difference in this: the shy person wants to say something but doesn't know what to say; the quiet person says nothing because he knows what he needs to say.>>33606535i almost did, but i got pizza today instead
>>33606546Well that's why you need to talk, anon
>>33606530>>33606537stfu, entj
>>33606546sorry anon, the idea of posting that bait was too amusing to not do it and i would do it again (and i'm sorry for that too)
>>33606535It was built by a white man
>>33606535The WHITE man prefers Pollo Tropical
>>33606482Chad's right of conquest
>>33606486>what do women even like?MFrom what I've gatheredHeight, facial symmetry, humor, confidence, good hairline, broad shoulders.
>>33606474MImagine caring about that
>>33606512>She's got the corporate pride flag already.My sides.
Women of /atoga/, would you like to be in my Goon Corner? Could you?https://youtu.be/KGq4MO85K0s
>>33606537DK country was more my cut up tea when it comes to 8-bit and 16-but platformers. I have the Mario anniversary game on Wii which is essentially just a port of All-Stars lol
>>33606512I hate having adhd. I can actually do shit now with this energy, but focous long term.
>33606512Women, is the quirk chungus phenomenon common in wlw circles?
>>33606458MMostly good, aside from the antisemitic propaganda on the elevator screens at workBut I've got dates set up for my next two evenings so hopefully those go well!
>>33606512had to tap out when she created an entire new persona that looks like a butch lesbian to represent her sex drive
>>33606526>>Sheilas LOVE the Big Bogan CockSeppo Cock*
>>33606574I'm much more of a Sonic and Sega guy. I do have all the DKC (Super Donkey Kong) games though. I was going to play the first one through soon.
Girls, how small does a swimsuit have to be before you'd judge another girl for wearing it?
>>33606577>aside from the antisemitic propaganda on the elevator screens at workHahaha
>>33606548My dad probably gave me those genetics. My bras are starting to fit weird.
>>33606512I don't think any of this she's ever done is real. What I mean by that is that she's not actually born an ADHD quirk lesbo chungus, she's just subsisted on a diet of atrocious modern media her entire life. She's miserable and spiraling with nothing in her toolkit to manage herself other than emulating every piece of garbage she's consumed on the internet.
>>33606458M well as I said earlier, I was accepted into the Disney College Program.
>>33606553>>33606550it's >>33603835
I'm such a fucking loser, even when I do self improvement I just get to a new level that is still loser.
>>33606589Do you know what that means for you yet? Like what you'll be doing?
>>33606589That sounds badass. I wonder if anon :3 went into that too.
>>33606593Keep climbing, anon. You'll make it.
>>33606546This story doesn't add up. You can't identify an anon by posting style alone unless they're a very specific kind of spammer, which doesn't work in this case. Something is fictitious here.
Have you ever felt like god's favorite child?
>>33605596>what is your type incelkunDommes
>>33606585You're a fatty with no tits? Grim.
>>33606600When I came home to some extreme water damage with leaks across my entire house's ceilings, yet literally none of the water touched anything important. Nothing electric.
>>33606600Satan’s, maybe
>>33606597Wtf is the point of climbing when I'll still die alone never having had a wife or children?I'm damaged beyond repair, I'm human trash.
>>33606599this certainly isn't true, i lurk the threads at random times during the day, skipping many days often, and even i recognize posting styles.
>>33605601>What do you think of women who shop from Lululemon?Lustful things tbqh
>>33606606How is that
>>33606588>gets married at 20>doesn't get a baby put inside of her>mentally implodes after thousands of hours of scrolling on instagram and tiktokNO ONE could've seen it coming
>>33606585I thought you were medium?
>>33606611I do evil shit and my life is still pretty great
Women i have bought 5 physical manga books so far, and i have not read a single one of them. Is this a deal breaker?
>>33606607>I'll still die alone never having had a wife or children?That isn't knowable, anon. The future hasn't been written yet.>I'm damaged beyond repair, I'm human trash.Not true.
>>33606582Those ones that only cover the nipples and look like dental floss. But I'm so cripplingly gay that I would be too horny to judge her. Unless she's ugly.
>>33606607You can't know the future, as much as your brain likes to trick you into thinking you can
>>33606615I've read literally none of these
>>33606618If he's past his mid 20s, he has no chance of finding a good wife.
>>33606600yes, actually! there was a point where i had everything figured out in life, got out of my parent's fucked household, gotten together with a childhood friend i crushed on, our future plans were very certain and shared, managed to get my cat to a better place while he was still alive, found a job that i was progressing well in, got over a serious chronic illness i've had as a kid, managed to solidify good friendships...i was on cloud nine. of course, only the missing chronic illness and job thing are as true now. and friends too, but they are increasingly scattering across the country. the loss of a lot of this has also made me feel like i had upset God in some way, or perhaps offended him. probably i did. but oh well, what's a nigga to do
>>33606600I am gods gift to zoomer baddies
>>33606612>doesn't get a baby put inside of herwait until you find out about the pandemic of 'regretful mothers'
>>33606628You are a black man
>>33606594You don’t find that out until about a month before your program starts.
>>33606613I am average.
>>33606623Lmao okay i dont feel too bad then
>>33606631I see. Well I hope you have a good time. I'm very excited for my Disney trip next week.
>>33606624Get a hobby, no one likes you
>>33605601Idk what that is since I heard they don't do plus sizes so I never bothered.
>>33606616>That isn't knowable, anon. The future hasn't been written yet.I've had so many failed relationships, no one wants me, they get to know me and run away as fast as they can.>Not true.It's been true so far, I'm 28 I've been dating since I was 15>>33606618I know but I just have to accept reality at this point, everyone can be kind, I have nothing to offer.
>>33606630I am but why are you saying that in such a threatening undertone?
>>33606599>woman is batshitshocker
