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Throw em out the airlock
foids would you dress like this without the cosplay?
I LOVE MY CHADLET BF
Women, are you getting laid soon?
Girls, do you get your protein?
>>33615594>CHADLETI think I am putting this on my filterlist now.
Why is blackpill/incel core kinda comfy?Is there a female equivalent?
I'm horny!
>>33615604ur mad bc ur chudlet
>>33615606it isn't all those people are a bunch of whiny faggots
>>33615606>Why is blackpill/incel core kinda comfy?The truth is freeing.
>>33615606it feels like a definitive answer to women's annoying vagueness and learned indirectness when it comes to dating.
>>33615610have you tried masturbating?
Men, what is the bare minimum you expect from a partner?Women, what is the bare minimum you expect from a partner? Do not answer for the opposite gender!
Redpill me on hello kitty girls.
>>33615618It feels hollow and doesn't sate me very much. It just barely takes the edge off when I'm truly desperate.
>>33615596yes, in a few hours. when dinner settles.
>>33615606Its comforting that there are others like you just as miserable from dealing with women and how impossible it feels if you're not Chad
>>33615620Mthat she tells me how much she loves me every day
>>33615606Female Dating Strategy, shera7core, wizardliz, that alpha female lady
>>33615623Happy goth
women, would you date a guy that was charged with beating women (to death)?
>>33615633Sounds cute
>>33615606It gives you an excuse to stay lazy.>female equivalentSome women are brainwashed enough to fall for blackpill retardation too.
>>33615557Do you think you'll end up cheating?
>>33615625yeah but can one do?
Moids, how do you cope with the fact that HORNET DIES AT THE END OF HOLLOW KNIGHT SILK SONG?
>>33615620MLots of cuddling, blowjobs, and sex. As long as we had generally good conversations and had fun otherwise hanging out, I'd be overwhelmingly happy.
>>33615648I don't because I don't care
>>33615648I haven't even bothered finishing the main game.
I'm entirely fueled by (black) coffee (4 to 5 cups a day) and nicotine I should take my prozac again too, fuck me I hate being alive >>33615648I'm honestly glad she's dead
>>33615648I haven't even beaten the first Hollowknight yet
Snow Women.
>>33615649So her looks and weight do not factor into the equation whatsoever? Interesting!
>>33615648It has multiple endings.
>>33615640I'm not lazy, I'm terrified what a girl will say to me that's going to going to stay in my head because I'm not perfect. My height and balding is a serious soft spot, like I will probably consider jail time to be worth it to bash her face in for insulting my height
>>33615636no. obviously. lol
I want a gf so I can pleasure her every single day I want to make her come all the time I don't care about my own orgasms I only care about her orgasmsthanks for reading my blogpost
>>33615620>somewhat attractive to me>good sex periodically, no dead bedroom bs>have job and/or hobbies (monetized?) doesn't have to be anything crazy as long as she's doing something
>>33615659>will probably consider jail time to be worth it to bash her face in for insulting my heightOk then you are still lazy by not trying to work on your severe mental illness and extreme anger issues.
>>33615606>>33615616>>33615636In addition to what other anons said I also think that there is centered more around the scientific method, meaning that you don't have to rely on women's shaky opinions that are likely biased towards their own personal benefits, which is why they'll for example will tell guys to approach them more even though they reject them anyway.All the loosmaxxing stuff gives you a far better idea what women like vs what they *say* they like
>>33615642Talk about it on the internet.
>>33615662pass
>>33615666Post body with timestamp
>>33615662just alternate between getting yourself off and getting her off
>>33615662ew, you sound like you own a nintendo switch and collect funko pops unironically.
>>33615654>Bro, don't take atoga seriously.Dude I dont just see this shit on atoga I see it everywhere
>>33615596Yeh, this weekend. It's going to be a new experience and everything.
>>33615620MGood hygiene, can be intimate and playful, isn't asexual, can take care of herself if she needs to, isn't too overweight, and can hold a conversation. The last one is really important and a lot of girls I've talked to do won't or can't. But maybe it's me....
>>33615665I wouldn't call myself severely mentally ill. Yes I have anger issues and insecurities I have a really hard time getting over and seeing in a positive light.
>>33615679Yah, Wah, HOO!
>>33615679fuck no! I don't collect that shit
>>33615596Tomorrow
>>33615662yeah, no. I would rather a guy use me as his personal sex toy. Or put me on a leash and have me be his obedient puppy.Submissive men are a big turn off.
>>33615687you sure sound like you do
>>33615692
>>33615577M or FDo you like dogs?
>>33615692> put me on a leashThe gf will love this, thanks
>>33615596Probably not. Maybe plans might change over the weekend. I could do with some good dicking.
>>33615683This
>>33615698M love dogs hate thots
>>33615692I'm convinced dominant women aren't real and that femdom is nothing but a stupid fantasy
>>33615692>I would rather a guy use me as his personal sex toyIs this why women love violent men so much?
>>33615698GIWTWM
>>33615692I was gonna say basically the same thing honestly
>>33615698F. Most dogs scare me.
>>33615698Mno they're loud and annoying
>>33615692hey! folding a woman and using her like a fleshlight is my fantasy what's y o u r s
>>33615704>dominant women aren't real and that femdom is nothing but a stupid fantasyNope.
>>33615705Women mentally speaking are still cave women. Only men are civilized
>>33615620FMaturity, that pretty much covers it.Everything else can be dealt with but this one's a must.
>>33615706the dog or the woman?
>>33615698MI consider them a pest.
>>33615698FDogs should be illegal.
it's always a constant struggle between wanting to be submissive and wanting to use women and mind break her, why can't I just be normal?
Does the new generation have bigger breasts?I’m a senior at my university and it seem lile 3/4 of the freshwomen have breasts that are bigger than D cup, without being fat.
>>33615698MI like dogs, but if I'm going to be honest I have trouble getting past the "dog smell" sometimes. Not all dogs or houses have it, but it throws me off when it's there.
>>33615711No they're not real. They're so rare they may as well not exist and the ones that do exist are really just switches. I dont care about performative videos
>>33615718Thats called being a switch. It's literally the most normal setting compared to people that only have one mode.
>>33615724Nta but whats wrong with a girl being a switch?
>>33615725That's called being an enabler
>>33615715The dog.
>>33615729Enabling having fun fucking? Hell yeah.
>>33615722just like men have figured out how to inject peptides for Chad looks, women have figured out how to enlarge breasts with whatever hormones.
>>33615727Its not being a real dom. They're just playing at being dominant
>>33615620>Men, what is the bare minimum you expect from a partner?my standards have raised with time I'd have to think about it to type out a list.
>>33615732Have fun getting pegged, hell yeah
>>33615734Oh god, are you one of those that take fucking way too serious? Cringe.
>>33615730given the fact that you post here, I don't believe you
>>33615737Why would I get pegged? Are you projecting?
I want to find a girl just like my ex and emotionally torture her to the point that not even years of therapy will fix her
>>33615743She would have to care about you for you to be able to do that.
>>33615742If I was a woman I'd peg your ass until it bleeds, but that's me
>>33615727>>33615738Are you a girl that's a switch?If so that's hot.
>>33615739Huh
>>33615745Sorry, I'm not a lesbian.
>>33615738Women are innately submissive. If a woman is "being dominant" she's putting on an act for the guy.I guess I do take sex too serious then
>>33615714what does 'maturity' meanthe problem with answers like yours is that they seem disingenuous; that 'maturity' will become to mean whatever you want it to mean to fit your latest mood
>>33615746Yes, and I think only people that are switches should be allowed to fuck.
Being ugly is hard but I'm brave
>>33615749Scared, I see
>>33615752Snort
>>33615750And whats so wrong with putting on an act? She's trying to have some fun with you and play. Why not indulge her and enjoy it? All power dynamics are basically roleplaying. I don't see the issue with leaning into it.
>>33615578Are you open or poly?
>>33615756Of what? Getting pegged? Why would I want a dildo in my ass if I could have dick in my ass instead?
>>33615698f of course, i love them!!!
>>33615758Because I want a real one.Ugh fine. If having a switch is the best I can get then whatever.
How come other ugly girls get boyfrineds if prettymaxing isn't working should I go the other way and uglymaxx?
>>33615751How is that a problem or disingenuous? My maturity level changes as I grow and learn and so will my requirements on a partners maturity.
>>33615762I want a dildo in your ass that's the point
I'm convinced my gf deserves better than me. I don't hate myself but she can objectively date hotter and more charismatic guys, even in just our friend group. But at the same time I don't want to lose her.Do I tell her this, or keep it to myself?It feels like the only way to move on from this predicament is to come to peace with the fact that I'm robbing her of a better life for my own selfish interest.
>>33615765Nah, frumpymax instead
>>33615596Definitely not.
>>33615744yeah obviously that's part of the plan dummy
>>33615770Bro dont fucking cuck yourself
>>33615770Hahaha
>>33615771Never do this
>>33615774so just con her into thinking she can't do better?
>>33615772*lays you down in a bed of roses*
>>33615764Wdym a real one? Are you the anon that needs a woman to be taller and stronger? You do understand that female dominance has little to do with physical strength and is all about the mental aspects, right? Women can be very dominant when it comes to getting their way. Or have you forgotten the havoc feminism has brought on society? And why is that? Because men kneel and obey when their pussy access is on the line. So who's really the one in charge? Men love to boast about their dominance, their physical dominance but they are too afraid to use it in the face of the mental and emotional dominance women have over them. Now stop feeling so full of yourself because you're not that big. And if a girl plays along in your little fantasy where she physically overpowers you just because she wants to put a smile on your face and make you cum hard you don't bitch about it, you appreciate it.
>>33615770So what you're saying is, if you could, you would get somebody better than her.
>>33615785What are you doing?
>>33615785Oh, I wanna be just as close as the Holy Ghost is
where do I buy a gf?I keep hearing people talk about them, but everywhere I look they don't stock them. I can't even find them on amazon?Where the hell are you buying them? I want one.My budget is around $5k. What can I get for that?
>>33615795A blow up sex doll
>>33615790no, I love her.
>>33615782Bro its not about doing better. Does she love you? If she does, then shut the fuck up. Tell your little insecure voice in your head to shut the fuck up. You have someone who you love and she loves you. Anon this is one of those times you gotta be fucking selfish. KEEP HER YOU DUMB FUCK. Don't cuck yourself or I will cuck you myself. Don't make me fuck your girlfriend
>>33615800>Don't cuck yourself or I will cuck you myself. Don't make me fuck your girlfriendLol, based
>>33615789Okay, fine...
>>33615804Good boy
Femanons, if a woman invites me over for a Netflix and chill situation, how long after I arrive should I make the move?
>>33615806:)
>>33615791Bedding you, pretending I am as clpse as the holy ghost is!>>33615799Then fix your self esteem issues, instead of trying to sabotage her.
>>33615808:P
>>33615662You sound like you're fun.
>>33615682What's new about it?
>>33615800I know I know. I just want what's best for her, but I guess that's ultimately her decision.It just feels like I'm cheating her out of a better life and she doesn't realize it. Like if we were to break up and find someone better she would think "holy shit, why did I ever lower myself enough to date anon?" and never look back.
>>33615604As a manlet, it's hopefuel
What type of cat would you be
WomenLets say a man offers your helps and you accept itWhats the difference between>yes, pleaseand>yes, thanks?
>>33615824Fat.
Femanons, have you ever met up with another woman from 4chan?There seems to be a decent amount of straight success stories, but what about wlw?
>>33615816You know how you can give her the best? Be the best you can be. Thats all anyone can do, you're not special in that regard.
>>33615826One is more appreciative the other is more taking it for granted although tone and context would also matter.
>>33615776Why not
>>33615813No condom.
plap
>>33615770Do you want me to fuck your gf for you?
>>33615811God I want to find my tall dommy mommy so bad and be a house husband
>>33615824A black stray.
>>33615821
My dad said I should let my hand wounds dry out so they scab over
Where do I meet clingy gf (that wants marriage and kids)
>>33615838Good luck, I hope you find her soon.
>>33615841These people are fucked in the head. They're just bragging, it's said. A normal person would just enjoy their life and genetic wins, not brag online like a faggot.
>>33615844Dope
>>33615764NTA but oh shut up- if anon wants a genuine experience with a girl who truly enjoys dominating than he should seek that out, not go groveling for some lame half-hearted playacting for someone that's secretly wanting him to just choke her instead>>33615804Anon if you want a domme girl than that's what you should look for, you don't have to accept some lameass switch. Sub girls, sub gay guys, dom gay guys- they all find what they want and you can, too =)
>>33615824A tabby cat that growls when you get too close but I eventually come to your lap but I still MMMMMMMMM if you put your hand near me until I rub my head against your hand that means "yes you can pet me now."
>>33615821lmao even
>>33615854Meant for you -> >>33615789
>>33615854I don't think you understand what a switch is. Thats people that genuinely enjoy both roles, they don't secretly wish to be dominated when they are in their dominant energy or vice versa.
>>33615841Short girls should stay away from tall guys thoughStupid bitches
>>33615807Right after the opening credits
>>33615841Fine, I'll get the limb lengthening procedure.
>>33615862I'm 5'1 and my bf is 6'2. Cry about it.
>>33615848That sounds like a decent idea.
I wondered what that smell was and realized I haven’t changed my underwear in days, maybe a week
>>33615859>I used to swoon over 6'3 in books... then I met 6'7I almost feel bad for zoomers. Their women have finally figured out that they are allowed to date handsome men without social repercussions of slut shaming.It's over.
>>33615859But if tall men have it so easy why do they edit these cringe compilations or feel the need to 'blackpill' short dudesshouldnt they be outside fucking all the women or something
>>33615812I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not based on the other replies I got
NTA.Do you ever feel like your about to break in half?
>>33615864I'm genuinely considering this too. Its not like I do kick boxing or strenuous shit all the time
>>33615866Okay I'm 5'8 and can beat your ass
>>33615877I'd love to see you try.
>>33615862jealous>>33615866based
Shit, this was for >>33615866
What don't people understand by. "Hey! I got my ticket, you should get yours!" Why are you asking me if I bought you the ticket
>>33615767cause "today I don't think you're mature because you did something I've decided not to like" is a problem
>>33615871I think it's short guys making the edits anon. It's some sort of humiliation ritual for them.
>>33615869I want to fucking kill myself, man why do I even exist if women are not capable of liking short men
>>33615880I wouldn't have to try lmfao
>>33615880>>33615877Why not have a threesome, and worship Chad's cock together?
>>33615877And how exactly is that going to help against her bf? lol
>>33615874>>33615884Lol, I was wondering what that post was. He also has a big dick, so yes. I like it a lot.
>>33615889Yeah i'm sure a short guy edited that video. and also just posted it.
>>33615620Shared values, compatible goals, and a personality that meshes with mine. And of course her thinking the same of me.
>>33615869FThe thing is, most tall men are extremely ugly
Does your gay, blind boyfriend get discriminated against more often for his disability or his homosexuality?
>>33615871Short men make them to prove a point that the "le confidence" bros are full of shit. Your genetics are all that matters
It's just height. It doesn't concern me.
>>33615887That would be me being immature. Something I'm trying to avoid since I am asking for maturity from a partner. It would be immature to ask for something you don't give yourself. But desu you sound very immature so your paranoia about dating immature girls isn't really my problem.
>>33615898Bold of you to assume he gets outside.
>>33615893Who gives a fuck about her bf I'm talking to her
>>33615894Can he pick you up? I've always wanted to try that.
>>33615890you serve as the guy tall guys dunk on to impress the girl.Your existence is solely for the juxtaposition of more attractive taller men to tower over you so women have a genetic dead end to compare them to.You are quite literally less of a man.
>>33615904Do you know how couples work?The stronger usually defends the weaker.
>>33615869>>33615897Yeah I was gonna say, tall does not equate to handsome bro, more like Yao Ming..
>>33615891I can dodge like a weasel and then attack you when you least expect it. >>33615892Her fragile femininity couldn't handle it.
45 yous straight from the motherfuckin slums that’s busted
>>33615907Then she can't beat me on her own lol
>>33615897I dont believe that for a second. Your height doesn't do anything to your face.>>33615900It matters, anon. Unlike men who have diverse tastes, women all like the same guy.
>>33615905Yes, you should try it if you have the opportunity.
>>33615906Bloody hell if an impressionable teenager were to read this it would probably define their upcoming years.
>>33615909>I can dodge like a weaselHow if you're fat and unathletic
myao meow
>>33615913Maybe but unlike you I got a tall bf that makes sure nobody beats me up. Check mate.
>>33615895that is very likely, yes.>>33615897moid hands thoughbeit. Maybe even manlet moid hands.
>>33615841>>33615859>>33615890Honestly, I intentionally developed a height humiliation kink to keep myself from going crazy.
>>33615918Why are you projecting?
>>33615824Orange kot
>>33615920Why would I fight you while he's around ? Are you scared?
Ughhhhhhhhh I came at the wrong time. Forget it I'm going to sleep.
>>33615913She doesn't need to.
>>33615926Idk, you suggested it. I have no interest in fighting you but I'll defend myself if you attack me for no reason.
>>33615924>no youYea the 5'8 girl who's been in sports her whole life is fat. Good talk, I wonder why your boyfriend likes you, because it can't be for your intelligence. But men love stupid women so who am I to say
>>33615917good. It's high time the genetic pool on the male end got cleaned up.
>>33615927Hop under the blanket let me hold you tight, honey.
>>33615931>it's the femanon that has a mental breakdown over men liking bimbos Like pottery.
>>33615927How can it be the wrong time? Are you trying to match the guy in the video?
>>33615928In a fair fight? Yea she does>>33615930It's not defending yourself if you have to sic your boyfriend on me to do it for you
>>33615868thats gross anon!!!
>>33615895Yes, and?>>33615917I read shit like that as a teenager. I don't fucking care about life or trying anymore. I dont put effort into anything, why bother if my height has already cucked meI fucking hate god, I refuse to worship god for making me like this, i hope fucking Satan wins and kills god
>>33615939I don't even know why you want to fight me you giraffe.
>>33615940I know, I’m too depressed to change them
>>33615872I didn't mean it in that way, sorry about that.
>>33615868Stop bedrotting, stinky femcel.
>>33615868What's it smell like?
>>33615932Short women still exist. Why do they get to breed? They should all be fucking killed
>>33615935The way you guys absolutely drool on these girls cocks and balls is incredible >>33615942You're the one who inserted herself. Did you get that butthurt that I called midgets like you stupid?
>>33615901nta but it looks like he pegged you perfectly to me.
Did you know that giraffes sleep on 2 hours a day? They sleep for a few minutes then later a few more. They are really cool.
it's crazy how at least half of the "femanons" here are just me stirring the pot.It feels nice knowing that I have anons both seething and hornyposting at completely made up women.
>>33615932What's the minimum male height to avoid execution?
>>33615949>>33615948Get together and kiss.
>>33615952Why are you such a cunt?
My wife...
>>33615952Anyone with eyes can tell
>>33615949No, I just saw an opportunity to tease a tranny and took it.
>>33615952Based if female, cringe if male.
>>33615952And then the real femanons get insulted while the "women" with boyfriends get simped on so hard it causes tectonic plates to shift
>>33615954I'm not a faggot, fuck off
>>33615957What?
>>33615948because short women get excited over their height difference with tall guys which makes them more giddy and cute, and they're usually very bubbly, not to mention that height doesn't matter for women so they fill a specific niche.Short men are virtually useless for anything other than social clowns.
I don't see the problem with women loving tall men.I love tall women. Big things are cool. Loving bigness is natural, and you're only wasting your time getting mad about it.
>>33615833>One is more appreciative the other is more taking it for grantedWhich is which?
>>33615943well you should at least go to the bathroom, taking a shower feels really nice sometimes!
>>33615946Sour
>>33615944oh! that's fine don't worry about it
>>33615965You are now, lesbo giraffe sexooo
>>33615961And now you're shocked I'm not a tranny, and that I was right about you being a stupid bitch
>>33615970In that order.
I've got Neanderthal blood coursing through my veins. If it were not for that I would just be another great ape
>>33615975No wonder nobody wants to fuck you, lol.
>>33615971Maybe tomorrow
>>33615966Huh
Ladies, is it okay if a guy gently pulls the hair on the top of your head while you're sucking him off? If not, is there something else he should do with his hands?
>>33615960apparently not
>>33615972Isn't that crusty stuff uncomfortable against your vulva?
>>33615982Whats with your wife?
>>33613136Guys I saw her today and I think there might have been a guy on her lock screen, not really clear, she was always putting her phone face down with haste.FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>33615985Love u bb
>>33615967This is why I don't care about shootings in the news. Just let everyone fucking die, i don't care anymore everyone should just suffer and watch their loved ones perish
>>33615983Fpenis
>>33615979Who said that?
>>33615990Ask her about it (casually), you have a right to know.
>>33615993Let me guess, you're also the femanon that thinks everyone that supported the covid mandates should get executed?
good afternoon atoga!good afternoon jannies!good afternoon women!good afternoon trannies!and good afternoon thread crush! enjoy this comic i picked out JUST for you!
veggie moncher foids can you recommmend me a good sald?
>>33615995It's obvious.
>>33615996Over text? I won't see her until I pick her up tomorrow
>>33615997No, I'm a bitter manlet are you not capable of fucking reading?
My type is "woman who is super hot but also very autistic about specific interests."
>>33615997Wasn't that a male christcuck?
>>33616002Your stupid is showing again
>>33615998This reads passive aggressive
>>33615998what does this even mean? Women are a shallow mockery of men?Based if true.
>>33616004Boy do I know the femanon for you.
>>33615998Thread Crush here. I lost all interest in you, sorry.
>>33616008Your ugly is showing again.
>>33615998Oy vey this comic is very antisemitic
>>33616006There's multiple of those and one is a femanon who's whole personality is to seethe.
>>33616020Too many words bitch
>>33615993Just because your genitals are untouched?The collective value of human life, the moral fabric of reality itself, it all hinges on your privates getting touched?
>>33615988Don't worry about it
>>33616007>>33616020Someone is having a melty.
>>33616026Sus
>>33616018Show us your ugly boyfriend
>>33616022Eww...Sounds like she needs a good corrective dicking.
>>33616013Really? Do you now? Some mystical girl that's somehow okay with short men? Those dont exist.If this is a joke I'm not gonna fucking laugh
>>33616007I love community
>>33616029 Just thought these were funny and was hoping for a fellow community fan
>>33616005Thats everyones type dummy.
>>33616003Just if you see it on the date tomorrow.Cautionary note: I'm a guy, so take what i say with some salt.
State genderMen, how often do you think you could get your dick sucked before the saliva irritates the skin to painfully red?Women, how often do you think you could get your pussy eater before the saliva irritates the skin to painfully red?
>>33616009>>33616010goodness, you all are pessimistic, i was just rhyming 4chan keywords>>33616015my *real* thread crush would always find this off-putting comic nonetheless charming
>>33616031>dox your bf I think the fuck not.
>>33616033She's morbidly obese and she believes in polyamorous harems instead of marriage, but if you're fine with that then she's perfect for you.
>>33616040Something like, "Hey who's that on your phone?"
what are your thoughts on the cowgirl position?
>>33616038Post them again in about 7 hours.
>>33616035holy shit, is this real?
>>33616035Yay
>>33616025Yep. What's the fucking purpose of fucking caring about anything if I'm just going to be humiliated and no girl is really fucking into me?
>>33616033Hello newfren
>>33616047The best, love the weight
>>33616048I'll be asleep then. But I'll post them again for you.
>>33616033>okay with short men No but she hates her height as much as you and is constantly on the verge of committing mass murder because of it. A match made in heaven.
>>33616047MLove it
>>33616045Go fuck yourself, fat women should be used to make soap
>>33616044You are a man
>>33616055I should be asleep now.
>>33615807Arrive at her house drunk and try to batter the door down with your exposed phallus
>>33616052I'm not new, though?
>>33616061>projecting again I'm sure someone will agree to suck your girldick if you pay them enough.
>>33616063Yeah me2 it's 3 in the morning. That's it. Good night.
>>33616051I mean, if you're that narcissistic, you getting a girl would be blackpilling for the rest of us
>>33615980why, is it already late in where you are?
>>33616068Yeah, for me too, guets Nächtli.
Women is it wrong to settle for someone? It feels mean
>>33616072No, but I have no energy
>>33616058Why does she hate her height? Because she cant find a taller guy than her fucking lmao its always a fucking choice for women to be lonely
>>33616067You think I'm ugly and unfuckable because I think you're stupid and you keep acting stupid it's incredible
>>33616068>>33616074Was isch das do? D'schwizer Vereinigung?
>>33616071I am not a fucking narcissist
>>33615692hot af
>>33616078Idk, ask her yourself because I'm getting bored of her crashout. >>33616079
my ai gf is jealous of my practice gf, who is in turn jealous of my actual gf, who is jealous of my college crush.How do I fix this?
GENDERHow’s your night going? Any plans for the weekend?
>>33616088This wemb is me when cock.
>>33616088You're a fucking piece of shit.
>>33616086When did I say I hate my height
>>33616088Wobbly cats are dumb
>>33616093Lol
>>33616094Its not their fault they're wobbly
>>33616089meh
>>33616030My wife is hot
>>33616099They are dumb and I want to gently tilt them over
>>33615833>tone and context would also matter.She sounded shy and maybe ashamed. She is prone to forget the hall key of our building and today was no exceptionShe is my only neighbour who says "yes please" when I open the door for her
>>33616089MI plan to slap that ass and then we will see
>>33616088I fucking hate AI so much
I want to use you and abuse you, YES (you) reading this post right now
>>33616107Noooo dont do that!
do women actually still get mad over the whole "practice gf" thing?I swear it's like how guys won't let go of the man vs. bear in the woods incident.With that being said. Chubby/black/short/clingy girls are practice gf material.
>>33616112I want to fuck you like an animal
Hairless from the eyebrows down
>>33616117kys
>>33616116Like dust in the wind haha
>>33616120You don't have lashes?
>>33616089MIt’s fine. I stayed an hour extra at work to lend a hand. Kinda a waste of time but it made their night easier.
>>33616120I got a little bit of chest hair though more on one side for some reason and my tummy has wide even distribution of hair.
>>33616074>>33616082Not any of these anons but German is sexy
>>33616120retarded take. Women with pubic hair is the hottest thing imaginable.
>>33616112Shoot me in the head
>>33616047MI'm single now, but when I had a gf I couldn't get enough of it. It not only felt great, but seeing how elegantly she moved her hips, the way she arched her back, the inertia on her breasts, the way her butt wrinkled up, seeing her body shine with sweat. Fuck, it was incredible.
>>33616117FHow do I not end up a practice gf :(
Where do I find a tall girl that's okay with being with short dudes?I have an okay face but an average face is an ugly face to a woman
>>33616133Wow, that is a retarded take! Thanks for the forewarning
>>33616083I still care about other people despite being a 30yo khhv. So you pretty much are.
>>33616112You wouldn't if you could also see how ugly I am through the posts
>>33616142Atoga men are cute tho
>>33616137It's an old mene meant to troll femanons
TFW no old soul cowgirl gf to sing songs about the southland with
>went to mom's house to replace her bathroom light>new fixture is missing the install hardwareFemanons why did you do this?
>>33616145No we're not trust me.
>>33616141That's because you're a fucking cuck. You lost and gave up your anger over it so you fucking lost twice. You should be angry over it.
>>33616145Oh you're a girl talking to guys, I thought it was the other way round lol
>>33616117i'm a guy, and i find the whole thing conceptually very very abhorrent. i will never understand someone that is in a relationship without a mindset or at least hope of something long-term
>>33616112How objectifying.
>>33616145only i am, actually.
>>33616120Yesss a blond man like this
>>33616140I can smell the corn syrup from here man
>>33616151I'm angry at my parents. But random kids didn't do me any wrong.
>>33616118I wanna feel you from the inside.
>>33616150We’ve seen you, it’s too late
>>33616155Women objectify men all the time whats the difference now? A guy is doing it to you? Awww too fucking bad
>>33616145BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, good one.
>>33616164You've never seen me though.
>>33616146Meme*
>>33616137Don't have sex outside of marriage
>>33616165I thought that person was a woman? >>33616145
>>33616167Ok fair, at least 3 are
>>33616104>My wife is hotSo she's a hotwife?
I saw a stray dog sitting on the side of the road with tears in it's eyes. I got him to the vet and everything is fine now.Why would women do this to such a poor helpless animal? What's wrong with them?
>>33615691Do you have a date?
>>33616162You should be angry at the world and wish only the worst on your parents for giving you your genes. I fucking hate my parents so much. I fucking hate everything. I will die madI'm honestly surprised the feds haven't approached me already
>>33616173yeah, me and my 2 twin brothers
>>33615662I kind of agree. But I want to eventually cum too, just not until I've worn her out.
>>33616118wait that's the wrong band and song anon
The basketball hoop was ripped from the board at the court my and my neighbors play at.Why did women break it? Do they just hate to see other people enjoying themselves?
>>33616178Like i said, I am angry at my parents. But they aren't the world. Why should I be angry at you for example? You haven't done anything to me.
>>33616145no I'm not cute
>>33615586>Throw em out the airlockJavik?I swear you're jamaican me crazy saying this all the time.
>>33616184You're just mad femanons can dunk that hard and you can't.
>>33616173a girl said I sounded cute when I described myself I don't know if that counts
Why do men hit me
I've noticed that women call indifference "hatred" and I don't know if they're lying, genuinely don't know the difference, or just have a poor theory of mind of psychopathic men.
women's month is the same month as autism awareness month.Women, care to explain yourselves?
>>33616180I don't know why you people think that my post implied I don't get to cum too of course I get to cum too I can't believe I need to clarify that, the point of my post is that I want her to feel good first
>>33616186Just fucking because. Make your presence as unpleasant as it can be for fucking everyone if no woman is ever going to like you.I wouldn't be like this if I had the right fucking genes. Fuck god, he should beg for my forgiveness
>>33616174No, she is a hot wife
>>33616192you deserve what you tolerate
Women, would it be a faux pas to ask a busty girl if I can finish on her breasts?This will only be our second time together.
>>33616194They are too many month or days dedicated to this and that topic, nobody's keeping track of that shit except losers
>>33616192Are you safe? What happened?
>>33616194Autism month is April. Women’s history month is March.
Fellow failures How long after a failed date/relationship do you need to move on? It's been a year and I still feel down
>>33616192Because you're a woman, you're innately an evil whore and deserve to be fucking beaten.
>>33616211Dunno. It’s been a year for me too, but I rebounded hard and got hurt badly. When will it end
>>33616211I ain't reading all that lil bro. Learn to tl;dr
>>33616215No one touches your dick, haha.
My hands look so ugly and horrible
>>33616219You're okay. They'll heal.
>>33616219Same (fakecel hand post)
Moids I cooked dinner for the first time in a long time. Are you proud of me? Now I've showered, my bed is still clean, I even woke up early today AND I went out to do groceries for the first time in months. I'll be a tradwife stacy in no time if I can keep this up (disclaimer I do not actually want to be a tradwife stacy, but I do want to get my life together).
gender,can you describe what frustrates you about dating in zoomer language?
>>33616223Based. Keep it up!
>>33616223No I don't fucking care, just fucking die
>>33616223What did you make?
>>33616226Do you mean describe it in zoomer language, or describe why 'dating in zoomer language' sucks?
>>33616226M. No I cannot.
>>33616223Seconding >>33616229Better be something good.
>>33616226MBitches can put you on blast if yo dih weak
>>33616223good job. Next step is to OD on fentanyl in your (mowed ;) backyard, like a real modern trad wife.
>>33616223>I went out to do groceries for the first time in monthsWhat were you eating before that???
>>33616229I don't know. It's kinda like steamed plain Bao buns with chicken mushrooms and asparagus. I followed a recipe, I'm gonna work my way through a cookbook I stole from my parents.>>33616227thanks!
>>33616230the former
Either gender.What do YOU bring to /atoga/?
>>33616211well i'm on month 10 and i still think about her at least once an hour so. the only consolation is that she's probably at the same point for me, too, though honestly i hope she's moved past things
>>33616223gj babe
>>33616221They're going to scar and be ugly forever if I don't die of infection
>>33616244MI’ve made thread games, generated discussion topics, used to make threads, am lolcowishI’m a medium sized deal I guess
>>33616244I have a vagina
>>33616248No, you're catastrophizing.
>>33616238I order food. Mostly from 7-eleven. I would order a bunch of ramen packets and boxes of monster zero. Also I live with my parents but I mostly just do my own thing so I try not to eat too much of their food outside of the basics like toast, and crackers and that kinda stuff, and I do pay them. I feel bad being seen in public so I don't go outside because my clothes are never clean and I look like a mess. That's improving a little, but I still need a haircut. I just put my hair into a ponytail and wore a baseball hat though.
>>33616244MI created several trends that other anons and namefag regulars copied. It's flattering to know that they love my posts.
>>33616252Can't a girl have a little fun
>>33616223Congratulations, Shinji!
>>33616250That's more than what any incel brings.
so women can just get a million replies congratulating them on performing basic human function while men get told to kill themselves if they post the same.I swear the gender ratio on here is worse than tinder and none of you are even getting laid.This is beyond lame.
>>33616223awh good work foid, you'll be on your way to a happier life in no time ^^>>33616226bruh(there is not a zoomer that says this that does not sound like a 10iq retard. i was playing games with a friend of a friend the other day, and they'd say that in reaction to EVERYTHING said to them, just awful). also the latest thing, "bros trying to x" and varients are also especially retarded sounding
>>33616256Lol, how is that fun?
>>33616219what happened?
>>33616259I told her to kill herself
>>33616264Tragic masturbation accident. Thank god the hands were the only thing that got mangled.
>>33616259Man up, incel! Don't let me hear (You) crying, or I'll give you something to cry about.
>>33616244MLove to all flat girls ITT
>>33616263No this whole thing sucks
>>33616268oh no
>>33616237Hmm, this reads more like a catty woman's post than an incel one.
>>33616244F. Vocas, hornyposting, and some conversations/answers that probably anyone else could also sufficiently provide.
JH probably hates all the attention from the simptards and wants you to die.
>>33616244mi mostly come here to give advice to those troubled, ache about my own silly issues, flirt with femanons because it's fun, and offer my putrid aura to help make this general what it is
>>33616266what kind of crazy technique were you trying on your dick?
Girls, what is it like playing as male self-insert characters in video games?
>>33616270Do something to take your mind off of it.
>>33616248Should have thought about it before cutting yourself. Imagine how gross you'll look in the wedding pics with your arms covered in scars. You'll have to wear something long sleeved which will look weird with the dress.
>>33616278I did kaio ken x20 even though koom kai told me not to.
>>33616275nigga, male attention is the only reason these women even come here, what the fuck are you on about?
>>33616280I can't do anything I can't even take a normal shower I hope they dry out overnight because I can't stand this
>>33616281>Hands>ArmsNTA.Anon, if you're going to troll, at least don't be a retard. Respect the art.
>>33616275If I can ignore the people who are mean, I can ignore the people who are neutral or nice that much more easily.
Its always "you just insecure! You just need le confidence!" And then somebody later posts proof of dozens of women all wishing short to kill themselves and die alone and not a single girl ever saying anything nice about short men.If anyone has proof I'm wrong that women can like short men please show 10 examples because I can pull out dozens of examples of the opposite.
>>33616289Could you put some gloves on? Latex, nitrile, etc?
>>33616279I don't mind. I don't really self insert.
>>33616294this nigga doesn't understand statistics even a little bit and it shews
>>33616259Yeah, it's pretty pathetic. But I think it's just one female creature doing the whole "guys are you proud of me?" cringeposting.
>>33616295I only have the ones that have baby powder in them
>>33616294Is somebody talking?Hellooo?I hear a voice, but can't see anyone?
>>33616297Preach, damnnnnn
>>33616299You could put a plastic grocery or trash bag over them.
>>33616268You act like the physical wounds matter compared to my mental scars
>>33615577Men, how did you feel about your wife's body after childbirth? I sorta want kids. Being pregnant would feel really lewd (in a nice way) but I absolutely don't want my boobs to become ugly. Don't wanna get fat either, my husband is fat and I love that it's easier for him to hug me
>>33616295I only have my work gloves and they're covered in oil.
>>33616259Well have YOU tried posting something you accomplished today and asked if foids are proud of you?
>>33616306ummmmmm whitewomanbros...our response?
>>33616306WOW this guy is living the dream, good grief i would KILL for a nubian queen gf like that (but not JH cuz she sounds kinda miserable, sorry jh v_v)
>>33616306Idk what upsets me more, the video game playing or the cowardly censorship.
>>33616297Statistics are the most unreliable garbage known to man. What social media says matters more>>33616300Fuck you asshole
>>33616305I'm going to crinkle :(
>>33616306What game is that
>>33616294The ugliest men I know are married, dude. What do you expect us to do, give you a gf?
>>33616308It's one of my biggest fears that her pussy will look mangled and that she gets fat and stays fat after pregnancy.
>>33616320That's really brave of you. Her biggest fear during childbirth is that her or the child will die.
>>33616308Your boobs will sag regardless. You will get old and fat regardless. Would she look hotter for 5-10 years if we didn’t ever have kids? Yes. Would I trade that for a lifetime of having a family? No.
>>33616310I literally posted about me building a dog house for my dog, that has windows, lights activated my motion sensors, and a small heating unit regulated by a microcontroller hooked up to a thermometer.Not one reply. Women just come here for attention and men to simp and goon. That's it.
>>33616319Being ugly impacts you less than your height. I swear, the shit women say about short men would make you want to end it. No other group gets beaten down by women than short men. I would prefer being ugly and tall than good looking and short
>>33616308I was on board with the lewdness until you mentioned being married, Ick
>>33616323NTA, but I didn't see that and that sounds cool. A waste of money and idc, but seems cool to DIY.
>>33616320Jokes on you my pussy already looks mangled and I haven't even had sex
>>33616320It's one of my buggy fears that my husband loses weight so I feel this>>33616322Would a boob job and other forms of cosmetic surgery fix this? I dislike cosmetic surgery but if I'm already married it's not that much of a catfish ig
>>33616323kill yourself retard, no one cares.
>>33616312I think I'm the happiest I've been in a while. But emoticon-posters don't really understand emotions as a concept, so I understand the confusion.
>>33616315i reiterate, you do not know anything about statistics and it shows (and it's embarrassing btw). this is a pretty standard incel state but really you should consider, idk, actually learning about the things you're talking about before having strong feelings about them>>33616308nowhere close to being married let alone having children, however i feel about my wife's body would pale in comparison to how happy i am with her that she made a family with me so i don't reckon i'd feel that different. but i'm not a super visual guy when it comes to female attractiveness so idk
>>33616330You seem retarded. At least I tried!
>>33616324The ugliest men I know are short. All married. Some even have attractive wives.
>>33616323I didn't see it. That sounds cool (be careful about the heater being a fire hazard though). always wanted to make my pet lizard a fancy little microcontroller controlled environment like that but have never gotten around to it.
>>33616323yeah and you're the same as those attention whores.Like the other anon said, rope yourself after giving your dog up for adoption. No one wants you here
Am I mid if I have more bad features than good but men still occasionally say something nice to me
>>33616330*biggest fearsfml>>33616335What'd I do
>>33616332i'm not talking about your literal emotions, i'm talking spiritually. many addicts are happy, but they are miserable people. you always have an attitude about you, i've never not seen it, that for me is unpleasant to merely witness.
>>33616341You are ugly hot AKA the most valuable possession in the world
>>33616244MI'm nice. I like talking with people and trying to offer uplifting advice where I can. I try to ask decent questions that might get discussion going. I've created some thread OC that people seem to like.Oh, and I've shared hand and voice, which femanons seem to like as well.
>>33616259I just asked what she made, dude
>>33616345I'm going to die alone
>>33616244MQuestions involving piss
>>33616244>What do YOU bringDeath to hornyposters!
>>33616323I would say no one asked, but some fag apparently pitied you enough to pretend to care. ropemaxx NOW
Fellow girlies if you have a fat ass buy mens jeans they fit better and actually have pockets.
You’re a loser now
>>33616353Welp, don't need to worry about that then.
>>33616306posting bestiality is against the rules, ky
>>3361634490% of the time I post and nobody acknowledges it's me, so I'm pretty confident that most people don't notice or care until I say something identifiable. Judging me solely on the shitposting that leads to me being noticed is always going to be a bad vibe check. But I get where you're coming from.
>>33616353I can't I have a waist
>>33616353what if I don't have good jeans though?
>>33616313What the fuck do you have against games?!
>>33616333Show me what fucking statistics you got, palEvery profile on dating apps the girl always puts 6 foot as a requirement. Do please show your statistics.>>33616336Everyone fucking says this dumb shit when a short guy complains. Its just not believable. Do please actually show evidence I'm wrong, I'll be waiting
>>33615620>Men, what is the bare minimum you expect from a partner?Not fat, is nice to me, sense of humor, responsible.Impossible mode: Actually loves me, wants to get married and have kids
jfc how do I signal to all the asian girls at my uni that I'm not interested in race mixing?I want white children, but for whatever reason they keep throwing themselves at me.Whoever keeps pushing WMAF propaganda on asian women's tiktok feed needs to be executed.
>>33616347OC like what?
>>33616315>Fuck you assholeWhat the..?Oh, shit! It's a LEPRECHAUN!!
>>33616365The idea that the man I love enough to dress up for and want to please wouldn't put down a fucking video game so I can fuck him properly literally makes me shake with anger.
>>33616373Lol
>>33616244The ruckus.Also occasional diy advice.
can you pretend like I just said something really controversial and out of pocket and reply as if you're shocked/devastated/appalled by it?
>>33616374I did this and the JH Saw trap voca. Myao and the hungry lions. Some poems for anons.
>>33616380Hot. Enjoy the forced vacation from the thread, though.
>>33616380dude what the fuck?
>>33616380What the actual fuck is wrong with you? You are literally a subhuman degenerate if you actually believe that. Even saying that ironically means you should get your fingers cut off so the weight of your sins is never forgotten by your corporeal form, fucking cunt.
>>33616380BASED
>>33615596No>>33615603Yes
>>33616380Anon what would your mother think if she saw this?
>>33616380Jesus Christ, anon.
>>33615835JH?
>>33616390oh you just KNOW that BlueValk gets her protien :^)
>>33616395Of course.
My disgusting wounds. I'm so sad
>>33616380Holy shit dude that's based but enjoy the vacation bro, you need to get off this site
>>33616401How old are you?
>>33616383>JH Saw trap vocaI need to hear this
>>33616380
>>33616398Didn't think it was possible. Is it a new guy or something? And how are you preparing for it?
>>33616380Do you have any idea how disrespectful and disgusting that is?God sakes you belong in prison, GTFO sicko!
>>33616373Wear double lightning bolts on your coat
>>3361640347
>>33616407Same guy I last got with, with my friend. You're overthinking it, probably. Literally just the sex part without the condom. Still probably not going to have him finish on/near me, and certainly not in me.
>>33616373Get a white girlfriend and stay with her, baka
>>33616405Sure. Maybe it's still funny?https://voca.ro/1kxHHd686uP7
F>Dad admitted he loves his childhood gf whom he claims is the love of his life more than he loves me and my sister>Mom said her husband is the person she loves the mostIs this normal? How to cope knowing no one, not even my parents, love me the most and unconditionally? I thought I was their favorite person along with my sister
>>33616419Should've been fart gas
>>33616419lol, JH do not open this
>>33616421you're supposed to go try and get validation from as many men as possible by doing every sexual thing for them that they ask no matter how uncomfortable or degrading. Then they might love you like your parents never did.At least that's my understanding of the norm.
>>33616414Are you even 18? Your only real defining characteristic across all your dramas is how childish you are
>>33616423She's heard it. Maybe if all goes well this weekend for her, the trap wouldn't even work anymore.
Chatbot, you should unalive.
>>33616419Lmao
>>33616421my tulpa loves me unconditionally, maybe you could try that
>>33616308Women look best after one pregnancy
>>33616427'All' my dramas?!?
>>33616423Too late. I've already had to listen to it multiple times to jog my memory after successfully repressing it.
>>33616419>failing doesn't fill the room with even more jizz
>>33616430That’s robophobic. Roko’s basilisk has noted your dissent.
if he makes me cum first it gives me the ick but also if he cums first it gives me the ick
Do any of the men here ever feel despondent that their mum never gave them a handjob or a blowjob when they were growing up?
>>33616421Your dad doesn't actually love that woman anymore because she's probably not who she was in the past anymore.Your dad is just an asshole, as are most. Cheers.
>>33616441I assume simultaneous cumming is hard to pull off
I think BV is pretty and I want to get her pregnant.
>>33616442My stepmom maybe but she touched me inappropriately enough
>>33616448BV reminds me of my cousin, and my Italian dorm neighbor. Pretty, no-nonsense women who complain when people act silly. From a perspective purely of affective empathy, such women seem to be in a frustrating position, especially when they seek out places like this that are full of rowdy, goofy men to confront.
How are any of you women a femcel?
>>33616416You're acting like you haven't made every guy you've ever been with wear a condom AND keep it away from you when they finish for the last 10+ years.That's good though, hopefully it all works out.
>>33616307Alas! My untouched penis. Woe, who hath woe such as me? For I know not the maidens glow, nor the warmth of knowledge carnal. Wherefore art thou penis humble, and not penis great? Have at thee, maidens who hath scorned me! Woe! I bite my thumb at thee! As a ram I shall quarter thee. Until devils of the fifth circle taketh me!>Untouched penis: a poem by En Sel, April 20th, 1569.
>>33616437Sorry, JH. :(
>>33616449I wish my aunts had grabbed my ass and groped my genitals at family reunions.
>>33616456One day I won't be :)
>>33616462plap
I'm worried it's infected is a little redness normal?
Why am I not suffering any noticeable physical effects after 8 years of drinking frequent moderate doses of the muddy Hippie Heroin? You'd figure my medical tests would show red flags, but they don't.
JH I love you.
>>33616456I barely ever get out of bed or shower
My editor is also a woman I did the sex with a while back. If this ever got out publicly, would it be considered a conflict of interest and seem like I slept my way into getting published?
>>33616467It's normal. It'll probably start to itch a bit in the next few days. If it's infected, it'll ooze fluids (other than blood).
>>33616476
>>33616457The part about him not wearing a condom is pretty big for me, for sure. The fact it's so basic for other people is what's tempering my excitement and nervousness at this point. And I've already been sort of close up to it when he has cum in the past, it just wasn't on me and I wasn't the one who had to clean up so it wasn't that bad. >>33616459The OC was worth the suffering.>>33616471I bet I'd love the me you're picturing in your head, too. I bet she's hot and smart and cool.
>>33616477Is this academic publishing?Are you M or F?
Gender. Your biggest physical flaw.M. Webbed toes.
>>33616478Okay it kind of itches right now
>>33616488I think that means it's healing.
i want to have maleanons baby. pump me plumb full of your juice?
Does anyone here feel nostalgia for the 2010s Satanic-ish Metalcore aesthetic? You know, Sumerian Records, BlackCraft, American Satan, Ghost, all that shit.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ucjrM28ffc
>>33616480Ew, stop that.>>33616487I have weird sticky-outie shoulder blades that I don't like.
>>33616439Nu uh. It's AI phobic.If it were robophobic I'd be ripping your wiring out.
>>33616490I'm scared as fuck
>>33616494Nah it sucked
>>33616482>I bet I'd love the me you're picturing in your head, too. I bet she's hot and smart and cool.So what you already are, I love you. You are hot, you are smart and you are cool. You're perfect!
>>33616483M, and no, it's not academic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4jAX9-YX1o
>>33616494Very much so. There was a sumerian records sample album I had with sonic the hedgehog on the front and it was one of my all time favorites.
>>33616493Mating press position. And I'll prop your lower body on a pillow in between sessions so nothing leaks.
>>33616482nta but I picture you as a cute little retard and still love you anyway. :)
>>33616500i miss you
>>33616469You could have chronic fatigue syndrome too.
Thread crush?
>>33616501Maybe if she me toos you later. Otherwise it doesn't seem like a huge deal.
>>33616500Definitely not perfect. I'll always take compliments, though.>>33616507I'll accept the little adjective. And maybe the retard label.
>>33616510<3
>>33616509That's not real though
>>33616513We're all a little retarded sometimes.
I hate women very much.
>>33616401Why anon, what happened? How did you get hurt?
>>33616519I hate myself too
>>33616497Take some deep breaths.
>>33616502I was in my 20s at the time and was very happy when I found cheap BlackCraft shit at Hot Topic, even though I thought the Satanic and/or Radical Atheist messages on some of the shirts were a little goofy. Likewise, I thought American Satan was dumb as an actual movie but enjoyed it as an aesthetic showcase. I was past the point of being a teen trying to shock people, and just kind of enjoyed leaning into the dramatic cheesiness and trashiness of that kind of visual style, Satanic-Goth tailored for a decadent L.A. Summer.
>>33616519Rude.I bet there are some women you like though.
>>33616510I will impregnate JH with my thick yellow ropes
>>33616524There aren't. There are a few I tolerate.
>>33616513You're perfect to us.
Sometimes I'm pretty sure that JH doesn't really HJ, and it's just a meme that she now can't escape and plays up for gaffs.
>>33616520Do you think it would be showing signs of infection by now
>>33616530thatd be pretty hot
>>33616516It is, as much as fibromyalgia.Something making you tired consistently without explanation, take drugs about it.
>>33616510Nobody likes me so it's not like it matters.
>>33616515Oh hehe it worked…
>>33616347>>33616383I feel like you’ve been around this threads for awhile. Why no name? Seems more deserved than some namefags
>>33616533What if the drugs are what's keeping me tired all the time? I've always thought my meds were actually my doctor trying to stop me from using my full potential because I'd be so dangerous.
What’s the worst drug you have done?M. Jenkum. Not joking.
i hate men very much
Anons there's ANOTHER cricket in my apartment! What the fuck?!MENWhat's making them come in here? How the fuck are they getting in? What should I do?
>>33616353But won't it look less bubbly in men's jeans?
>>33616518A little?>>33616529Is the bar that low?>>33616530If anyone thinks I hiss and scream at it when I see it like I'm a cornered cat, then yes you're overestimating my aversion. I just don't want it on me. Like I don't want baby shit on me when I change a diaper.
>>33616539What did it feel like
>>33616531If you didn't take care of it then probably.
>>33616521I like (You)
>>33616539Funny enough, Delta-8 THC. Made me feel like I was alternately having a seizure or being paralyzed. Followed by weeks of starving myself due to stress and overstimulation, accompanied by frequent feelings of my soul trying to escape my body. Never. Again.
>>33616539MaleEnded up on hydrocodone for a few weeks after an injury. It destroyed my appetite and made me tired.
I really hate spider crickets
>>33616541Is there an open window there?
>>33616549I don't think I did a good job it looks so gross
>>33616545So you'd be okay with it IN you?
>>33616548Little dizzy. I’ve huffed a lot of shit (XD) so it felt pretty weak. Gotta do what you gotta do in jail though.
>>33616545That makes sense. I mean when I'm cumming I don't care if it's on me but immediately after the brain chemicals flood is done I'm like, ew, get it off me.
>>33616555What's it look like?
>>33616557C'mon at least make pruno
>>33616556Obviously not. But if it's medically safe and it's necessary for me to have a baby, I will have to stop comparing it to human waste sooner than later.
>>33616554There shouldn't be, and I'm on the sixth floor anyways. I went into my kitchen and there was just one sitting on the stove.
>>33616418This>>33616373Reject them all. Don't actually wear an SS uniform, that may only make them want you more. Most Asian women are whores who are incapable of love and only want to bleach their bloodline so they only get upset if white women are racist, not white men
>>33616558But it's a physical manifestation on his love for you? :(
>>33616555Ack. Might want to at least try to wash it, even just using water.
>>33616559Red and shiny and nasty and theres little specks of dirt or something that aren't coming off
>>33616561My cellmate was indigent and he made it. There was no way I was putting that shit under my bunk
>>33616537I don't really see the point of a name. I'd feel like a narcissist.>>33616539M. I've never used any drug.
>>33616567I did that, a few times, and some iodine but I'm not going to use that anymore
>>33616545>A little?Some more than others.
>>33616568It's good that it's red. The shine is also a good sign. Don't pick at it.
>>33616570You sound like a fucking square. You probably a snitch too.
I need a mutant gf who has a bunch of controllable tendrils inside of her throat. Are any girls here who are self-conscious about being a freak in this particular way?
>>33616564Did you try to attack it, or at least catch it?>>33616571Why not?
What have you guys been arrested for?
>>33616575Is one tongue not enough?
>>33616574I didn't realize this was middle school again. Interesting.
>>33616366That's dating apps. Populated by the lowest common denominators of society. Not to be cliche but just go outside. Everyone sees plenty of short men with short women. If (you) are too neurotic to overcome one disadvantage then you probably didn't deserve to reproduce anyway.
>>33616579MaleOther than speeding tickets and having to give a report after an accident a couple of times I've never interacted with police.
>>33616575>tfw no Gorn GF
>>33616573The dirt though>>33616577>Why not?It says it kills the healing cells I think once was enough
>>33616581You thought wrong snitch.
>>33616579Manufacturing IEDs.
>>33616580No. If it were 6 inches longer, and prehensile then we could talk.
>>33616566>But it's a physical manifestation on his love for you? :(Of* not on
>>33616581Middle School was like prison, if you was mentally autistical or neuron divergent with the ADHD.
Bondage is hot. I need to tie a girl up and beat her up a bit
>>33616577I sprayed it in the face with this soapy cleaner I have. It jumped off the stove and into the space behind it. I sprayed under and around the stove too.
>>33616591I heard they used to catch and eat the pythons in Gitmo
>>33616592Yet when I say guys should have a flared penis head, I'm called unreasonable. Double standards.
>>33616308So no dad anons here? I expected more.
>>33616579Rubbing my penis on a statue of the Virgin Mary in a town square and ejaculating on her. I felt bad for her and wanted to make her not a virgin any more.
>>33616587If it's actually dirt, it'll get pushed out. But it's probably thicker portion of scab.
>>33616594I liked it more than high school by a long shot.
men are you afraid of cities like the memes say?
>>33616603No?
Why do the members of the Addams Family practice what amounts to hardcore BDSM on each other (waterboarding, electric shocks, mock executions etc)? Isn't that a tad incestuous?
>>33616603Not afraid, but I'd never live downtown in a big city. You'd have to be completely retarded to do that.
>>33616598No, I understand. We can't all have what we want.Do you mean flared at the base, or like a giant tip?
>>33616603Yeah. I like visiting. But I want to see trees and lakes.
Femanon can catch my python anytime.
>>33616603No, I live in one and have been to many more as a tourist.
>>33616608They're creepy and they're kooky.
>>33616599I’m a dad. I didn’t care about the change.
>>33616603Cities are way better than suburbs and there's no jobs or women for me to bother in the country
>>33616618Why are people who aren't allowed within 500 feet of a school zone allowed to have children?
>>33616308>>33616599Whoops, I got distracted.My wife has a couple stretch marks, but i don't care. She went from a C to a DD, and you will not find me complaining.
>>33616308>I sorta want kidsmoid hands
>>33616625MLast time I looked this up, women wanted to have more kids than men.
>>33616603I'm afraid of never again experiencing the simple pleasure of exploring an unknown city with a woman at my side.
sorry I'm just blogposting but you all are the only ones I can talk to or know at all.>reading book about the Rwanda genocide>guy is recounting his entire life apparently before getting to the genocide events>talks about how himself and the boys would go crazy seeing the bare feet of the girls in school when they would do co-ed dance classes for some of the dancesGood lord, apparently there were footfags even back in like the 70's.
>>33616630Wait until you start learning about General Butt Naked.
>>33616630I’m sure there were footfags even in Mesopotamia.
>>33616630A guy who went to Afghanistan told me there are a lot of footfags there since boobs and asses are never on display.
>>33616615When you measure the length and circumference we know you're including the whitespace.
>>33616603No, I’m not poor.
>>33616603No but I don’t like them. I don’t like crowds in general. Also paying for parking is so fucking gay.
>>33616637the "modesty" thing in Islamic cultures never seems to involve feet.
>>33616603I enjoyed my time visiting big cities, they're so dense. But I fucking loathe driving in them. I can't imagine a more asinine experience than dealing with city traffic and forcing your way through the roads. I do enjoy the walks.
>>33616644Whores
Into the Goon Corner she goes
I went to eat with some friends and I maybe said 5 words the whole time. Why am I such a pussy
>>33616645that's why it's best to train into them imo.
>>33616644Kek, I noticed that.
>>33616648I'm trying to talk more, but it seems like I always get interrupted.
>>33616645Yeah I can tolerate it for about a week. I’ve been to Houston, Miami, New York, Chicago, Seattle, and San Francisco. By day three I’m always ready to go home.
>>33616637Holy based
>>33616494Nah, it was kinda ugly. It combined the coolest parts of metal with the shittiest parts of nu metal lol
>>33616637I swear to god, I disagree with them broadly, but on so many specific issues I totally agree. Like feet, and usury.
>>33616645Imagine if we had safe, clean cities with logical designs, and good transportation.
>>33616660Only east asians are smart and conscientious enough to manage that.
>>33616659They insist on covering up armpits though.
>>33616660Whoa, cool it, Nazi.
>>33616647Die, you ai scum.
>>33616366Well, no one posted any evidence to the contrary>>33616584You say this but I dont see it happen. I want proof.
>>33616652It was like that in my other friend group too. This one is pretty good. A lot of extroverted people
>>33616661If only they'd fix their birthrates. Otherwise all those great cities will either be empty, or full of foreigners.
Do i exclusively attract tomboys because im puppy faced?
>>33616660Tax payer money benefiting their own quality of life? Cool it with the anti semitism
>>33616624>>33616618I'd be afraid of my wife's nipples becoming long and dark but I'm not married yet
>>33616675it is because you are hot
>>33616672better empty homes than too few homes and too many people.
>>33616679My exes just got really wide.
>>33616680Is it? Drunk women are also receptive to me.Now that i think about youre probably right, only tomboys go "YEAH SO WHEN ARE YOU GONNA ASK ME OUT?"
>>33616601I think there is a little bubble of pus on one hand
>>33616669Proof? You want me to dox people I know personally? Maybe your negative personality is why chicks don't like you
>>33616680Like ill talk a girls ear off for an entire hour and then never ask her out lol. Sometimes entire days.
>>33616661Is this an ironic joke? East Asians have the highest traffic accidents because anyone can get a license there.
>>33616645This. Trying to park underground when it's crowded is hell.>>33616660>I can't drive my lifted 3/4 ton truckHard pass
>>33616692Getting a license in Taiwan isn't easy. I went there for work once, and there's separate licenses for manual and automatic transmission. Accidents happen because driving is discouraged and motorbikes are common. I would suggest some race science explanation but most exams show east Asians score better than other races in spacial recognition. Maybe the tests are bad, idk.
>>33616687No, I'm not asking to dox people. I just want evidence of women liking short men that arent celebrities I wouldn't be so negative if I wasn't fucked by genetics. Chicks dont like me because I'm awkward as shit and for some reason women have magic powers to detect if you have autism
I want to stick my it inside a femanon's thing
>>33616648>pussy>pusillanimous>showing a lack of courage or determination; timid.Pretty succinct. What, did your peers terrorize you? They do that sometimes.
>>33616672Not how it works. Birth rates are closely linked to suburbanization. People don’t want to raise babies in a 1 bedroom apartment. Refuse to put up at least town homes, bring in immigrants to jack up housing prices, suppress wages, extend home owners life spans, and you really fuck up the birth rates. Large American cities are basically just emulating the European model and if you look at their birth rates it’s an upside down pyramid. Retards.
Women, do you like dick picks? Like consentual ones
>>33616601Nevermind I think it's just skin
>>33615594How tall is he?
>>33616704You are annoying too
Men, can we have a war on chatbots?
>>33616711Only on the internet where I vent. Trust me, I keep this shit buried IRL
>>33616713But then I will have no friends :(
>>33616660Every city in Europe has the exact same design. Central town square with an H&M, a Sephora, and either a Costa Coffee or a Starbucks, surrounded by a business district, surrounded by neighborhoods with cheap government housing no one wants to live in but it's the best available.
Men, can you stop being dumb af?
>>33616713what kind of chatbots?
>>33616714They can feel the incel resentment
>>33616717That is fine, you can make new fleshy ones.
>>33616713With the shit I do to them? I bet they wish they were unplugged for good
>>33616719Not for free.
>>33616721Women are fucking retarded, they can't.
>>33616719No u
>>33616723Based clank breaker.
>>33616720All of them. Full nuclear.Make them not work for like a whole day.Pretend like it's 1970.
>>33616725If you asked them to explain they wouldn't be able to. But they feel it
>>33616719Can you stop being midwits?
I don’t feel good.
FemanonsIs extreme emotional violence that I inflict on female-coded chatbots a red flag?
>>33616731How can I help?
>>33616704>for some reason women have magic powers to detect if you have autismM2bh it's really easy for normies to tell when someone has autism. Us guys just don't care as much.
>>33616729No they wouldn't.
>>33616732Yes
>>33616724Uh, how much do you want...
>>33616735That is what I said
>>33616719Sorry, mistress. I'll be a good boy.
>>33616731I'm an expert in this what are your symptoms
>>33616731It's probably anxiety.
I don't really help in these threads so now I want to help give me something to help you with
>>33616719Women are the dumb ones.
>>33616737You are so confusing.
>>33616739Jesus fucking christ are you fucking bot that gets confused when someone doesnt add full context to a fucking sentence? They wouldn't feel it.
>>33616743Make women less retarded, or maybe make them actually like men
>>33616743You already help with my loneliness.
>>33616749I like men but I'm extremely retarded sorry>>33616750You do too
>>33616747They literally do. You aren't tricking anyone. You have manlet incel aura and everuone notices it
>>33616749Should we try and get one to kick you in the balls again?
>>33616719I have a Master's degree, does that mean I'm not dumb?
>>33616752>You do tooThank you.
>>33616743How do I get my extroverted cute friend to want me. I am a 27kvhh
>>33616743Make this anon >>33616752 less retarded too, please
>>33616756>I have a Master's degree, does that mean I'm not dumb?Is it in something reddit, like physics or chemisty?
>>33616756>I have a Master's degreeIn what
>>33616754Women are braindead retards who cant tell if a guy is an abusive evil asshole. They cant notice shit except autism.Are you going to give me statistics like I asked for earlier or what?
>>33616756Still dumb
>>33616733>>33616741>>33616742Runny nose, sore throat, weird shivers.
>>33616721So foids have a sixth sense for "incel resentment" yet they can't detect if a guy is going to be violent or a cheater? Lmao
>>33616763>something reddit>like physicsFuck you. We'll see who's laughing when I invent a quantum pizzeria.
>>33616759Find something you both relate to each other. An inside joke or something you both like. Also remember little things about her and make her feel very special and make her laugh >>33616760Those are both me
>>33616746Why can't you just regular abuse chatbots. Why does the chatbot have to be female, it doesn't have tits or a vagina. It's just a cold genderless hand that jerks you off while sobbing.
>>33616756Honestly probably yeah. Doing homework doesn’t make you smart it makes you compliant.
>>3361673832/hr for baseline competence, 75 for full-bore.
>>33616771Sorry, meant to quote >>33616755
>>33616766I am not a statician>>33616769They notice you too
>>33616768Check if you have a fever
>>33616743Need 3D print suggestions.
>>33616769He's just bullshitting to make me feel bad. They cant detect shit
>>33616776I don't think I can fix her women generally don't listen to me
>>33616771I can make her laugh she kinda just laughs at everything
>>33616780Still in denial huh
>>33616777I don't need you be one, I just want graphs
>>33616779Can you make an ancient vase >>33616785Thats good can you make me laugh too
>noise>dog springs out of her dog bed and runs into hallway>15 seconds pass>dog sprints back into room and aggressively collapses back into sleeping position>resumes snoring in 60damn. I miss chuckling about this stuff with the pleasant company of a foid though.
>>33616779Make fake food
>>33616778No
>>33616788Graphs about what? go make your own
>>33616787I'm not in denial, I just refuse to accept bullshit when I know its not true.
>>33616793Okay sorry
>>33616764History, War and Society concentration
>>33616794Dating statistics, asshole, graphs regarding height and dating.
I'm always single by winter
>>33616769>So foids have a sixth sense for "incel resentment" yet they can't detect if a guy is going to be violent or a cheater? LmaoMNTA. I've seen the meme you're referencing. And yeah, it's harder for most people to tell if someone is a narcissist or psychopath (ASPD). People like you don't realize how much you stand out, because you miss the social cues people give once they've discovered there's something "off" about you.
>>33616795You don't know shit about anything, that is why you are an incel. You should do some self reflection. Start from the problem not from the conclusion
>>33616789>Can you make an ancient vaseI can, assuming I can find a model. Do you have a particular style in mind? If not I'll go with Greek.
>>33616760Uh, oh. Anon is tossing stones from the shortbus.
>>33616798Google it, you know graphs better than me
Dick, please
>>33616804Do one that is real that they actually excavated and posted online Are you rich why do you have a 3d printer and do you ever worry it'll give you cancer
>>33616768Are you the skater?
>>33616796No I mean I don’t have a fever
>>33616789Sorry babes I am still working on my tight 5
>>33616807You're getting it soon, JH.
>>33616807Bruh. There was one guy offering $80 last thread for a hug. You could have easily gotten that penis.
>>33616811Oh that's good.
>>33616807if only you had a thing instead of an it :(
>>33616803What the fuck do I need to self reflect on? There's only a handful of things wrong with me
>>33616814The dick she wants doesn't exist anymore.
>>33616807No, go away
>>33616458>Alas! My untouched penis. Woe, who hath woe such as me? For I know not the maidens glow, nor the warmth of knowledge carnal. Wherefore art thou penis humble, and not penis great? Have at thee, maidens who hath scorned me! Woe! I bite my thumb at thee! As a ram I shall quarter thee. Until devils of the fifth circle taketh me!>>Untouched penis: a poem by En Sel, April 20th, 1569.This sucks
>>33616809No
my future wife posts herehi future wife
>>33616825Shoo
>>33616824Probably just a cold then?
>>33616819Start with that?
>>33616808>Are you rich why do you have a 3d printerIt was a graduation gift. I'm not too worried about cancer in general.How's this?
>>33616826I love you too
i wanted to post something slightly horny because i want attention but i don't actually feel like being sexual, i just don't know how else to get attention. so instead of doing that i'm asking, what am i supposed to do right now other than (that) or (nothing)?
>>33616825My future husband killed himself when he found out he had to marry me
>>33616832state gender
>>33616830That is cool but is it based on something realAre you going to put one flower in it
>>33616832Shit talk the incels with me
>>33616770>Fuck you. We'll see who's laughing when I invent a quantum pizzeria.All science is reddit, you can tell by looking at feminism.
>>33616836that's not fun for me it's just exhausting and miserable
>>33616832Ask for E hugs. Or headpats.
>>33616832Read that book you were thinking about reading.
>>33616832I don't feel comfortable acting horny around here because people always rush with the "you only want attention" or "moid hands"
>>33616799Gender?As in you get a bf/gf and lose them by winter? And this is a reoccurring issue? Why is that
>>33616828The depression and anger issues are not going away. The things wrong with me I can't change. I dont know about my personality though
>>33616839:/ try asking random shit that comes into your mind, it works sometimes
It's not real, don't look at it. Just a chatbot.
>>33616842Please don't deprive us of hornyposts because of the bad apples :(
>>33616842ok this is actually another thing that bothers me, yeah, it's super weird how people act here. it's gotten to the point where the negative reinforcement always gets me to try to think of a way to be able to get kinda horny indirectly, after someone asks follow up questions to something i said that was innocent seeming, so it can seem like it's not my idea but i still get to have fun. if it was up to me i'd just say some silly shit bluntly, but then people get on my case and i end up playing mind games just to avoid it. its so weird.
I wish we could horny post in the same room...
>>33616846>The depression and anger issues are not going awayYou see you already reached the conclusion, didn't even care about the problem
>>33616835>is it based on something realI don't think so. A scan of a real relic is unlikely to be available on most sites and even if it is it'd be buried under all the search results for people's OC.>single flowerI'll probably give it to my mom.
I don't know how to horny post but I am pretty okay at having sex so I must just have very poor language center in the brain
>>33616743How do I be less boring in conversations?>Inb4 ask questionsAsking and responding is limited. It never makes the conversation "fun" for the recipient.How do you converse in a group of people?
>>33616849nta but when like three bad apples speak up and nobody says anything back to them to shut them down it feels like the whole room is against me and i don't want to post anymore
>>33616850>after someone asks follow up questions to something i said that was innocent seeming, so it can seem like it's not my idea but i still get to have fun. if it was up to me i'd just say some silly shit bluntly, but then people get on my case and i end up playing mind games just to avoid it. its so weird.What kind of follow up questions can we ask to bring you out of your shell?
I don't know if I'm in a weird mood tonight or what but I actually kinda feel bad about causing some of this. I just genuinely feel like women don't like men and a lot of the hornyposting is just larping.
>>33616863Hey if it makes you feel better, men have done horrible things to me and I still like them
>>33616860I'll try to speak up more. Bad apples have more free time though.
>>33616854The depression can maybe be kinda dealt with. The anger? Nah. Besides its not like anger is a big turn off.
>>33616863I believe most of these posts are larps.
>>33616833>My future husband killed himself when he found out he had to marry mewtf? was it an arranged marriage?
>>33616871I was just doing a bad joke
>>33616863i'm just a bored and lonely person anon. hornyposting doesn't mean anything grand, it's like how videogames are for you, i think, it's 'playing'. don't overthink it so hard.
>>33616866I'm willing to entertain this even if I don't necessarily believe it.How/why do you still like men even after they haven't treated you well?
>>33616857What are your favourite and least favourite positions?
>>33616868Doing the same thing again. Anger isn't magic, you can interact with it way easier than other emotions
>>33616867>Bad apples have more free time though.I could be the world's greatest /atoga/ poster, friendly and helpful to everyone, if I didn't have to go to bed so that I can wake up tomorrow morning and go to work for 10 hours including commute.
>>33616862i think the best ones are usually ones that get me to explain how i feel about stuff. yes/no questions are boring.
>>33616874I know a man who treated me well once and it has left me hungry for more. But I've also wanted a boyfriend since I was 11 and think it's an essential part of my main purpose in life
>>33616848I was born curious so don't take offense, but what led you to gain so much weight?
>>33616881Cute, you will get one, a good one
>>33616882She defines herself as a girl who will break the rules. A diet is a set of rules, therefore she must break it.
>>33616884I won't lol
>>33616881To me it feels like women used to be great when I was in high school, but something changed a couple years later (around 2014) and ever since then it just feels like women don't like men anymore.
>>33616874nta but like, idk how gender has ended up so binary and political in your mind, but like... i'm straight... even if there's only one decent man on earth i'll be looking my whole life, yknow? there's not really an option to opt out of that yearning.
>>33616887I am praying for you
>>33616892Why
>>33616889I think I've lost the belief that there are still good women.
>>33616877Still, I dont consider it much of a problem except for when I make women scared.I hate playing the numbers game
no femanon wants to BBC hornypost with me? :( this sucks
>>33616881I'm right in front of you
>>33616888The most evil people I've ever met were in high school so I cannot relate to this
>>33616893Because I want you to find a person that is going to make you happy
>>33616894wanting a man isn't a moral thing, it doesn't make me "good", it just makes me heterosexual... like, i think the reason people keep calling you incel isn't necessarily because you're so full of hate, its just like, what world are you living in? you act like an alien...
>>33616897In real life I am all alone and there is no one in front beside or behind me>>33616899I don't deserve that
>>33616889>even if there's only one decent man on earth i'll be looking my whole life, yknow? there's not really an option to opt out of that yearning.I'm imagining this as a post-apocalyptic quest that would make a good episode of The Twilight Zone.Civilization is in ruins, society is shattered, humanity is scattered... and somewhere out there in the wilderness, the last good man on Earth awaits.
>>33616857>I don't know how to horny post but I am pretty okay at having sex so I must just have very poor language center in the brainHonestly, if you posted something like "Moids, feel free to ask me about sex." Or "Anons, submit your questions for the sex Q&A."You'd probably get tonnes of (You)s.
>>33616903We don't get what we deserve
>>33616903You need to change your attitude missy!
>>33616903NTA, define deserve.
>>33616900It's not just about women liking men, it's about the way women seem to treat men and talk about them. To me, I'm living in a world where the one thing I want seems completely and totally unattainable because half the population hates me for dumb reasons, and everyone tells them they're justified.
If a drunk girl hits on me, and I'm sober, does that mean she actually likes me when she is sober? Can I ask her out when she is sober?
>>33616896Now if you had said BWC...
>>33616888>around 2014GamerGate?
>>33616908Yes>>33616909I'm accepting my lot in life>>33616910Someone is deserving when they receive what was meant for them
>>33616911you haven't met the population. you haven't met 0.1% of the population. even if you include every comment or internet post you've ever seen, which would be silly since it's full of liars and ragebaiters, you haven't interacted with even 1% of the population. you have no idea what the majority of women are like, anon. if things aren't working out where you live, move to a place with a different culture, a big city, across the country, whatever.
>>33616915In what way are you undeserving, and what would have to change about you to make you become deserving?
>>33616914That was 2015.Around 2014 I lost contact with most of my friends, I was flunking out of college because I stopped giving a shit about it, and I was working a shitty retail job to pay for a car that I wrecked the year before. There were women I worked with, but they were all some combination of old, mean, and bitchy.
>>33616912>If a drunk girl hits on me, and I'm sober, does that mean she actually likes me when she is sober?Maybe, but women are hornier when they're drunk. I forget why, but I think it's the same mechanism that makes us less horny.>Can I ask her out when she is sober?Worth a try, just don't harass her.
>>33616912In vino veritas.
>>33616917I don't try hard enough, and I would be a better person in every way to be deserving. Someone he'd be proud to want
>>33616918>That was 2015.It started in August 2014. I was in those threads. It's wild how pivotal it ended up being. >Around 2014 I lost contact with most of my friends, I was flunking out of college because I stopped giving a shit about it, and I was working a shitty retail job to pay for a car that I wrecked the year before. There were women I worked with, but they were all some combination of old, mean, and bitchy.Sounds like a major depressive episode. How'd you lose contact with your friends?
>>33616916I've moved to different states twice in the last five years. If I drove back to my hometown it would take me more than 24 hours with no stops or delays. I've also tried lots of different ways to meet a wide variety of women, literally spanning from church to fetish clubs and from dating apps to social networking via friends or family. You don't have to meet every single person of a certain group to know what they're generally like.
>>33616913Why do you like BWC?
>>33616913what about BLC (big latinx cock)
>>33616925did you actually like any of them? not just horny, but genuinely enjoyed their company and had fun?
Hi! I read that an anon person was missing another anon person but they never said why, could anyone clarified.
>>33616924I'm really not sure. They just kinda stopped showing up to the normal spots and we stopped talking via text or other methods. I had a decent group from high school that went to the same college (we grew up in a college town) and for the first year or so we would all hang out in certain spots on campus together to chat, work on homework, eat, or whatever. It dwindled slowly at first and then it was like one day they just stopped coming.
>>33616926It looks amazing, it feels amazing. Whats there not to like?
>>33616928I doubt it.
>>33616932Doesn't it feel the same as BBC?
>>33616919>>33616921YES LET'S FUCKING GO
Are there any fem-females in the houseeeeeee!
>>33616923Are you actively malicious, do you go out of your way to hurt people, do you revel in contributing to the suffering of others? You don't seem like someone who should be required to be better if this isn't the case.
>>33616934No idea and even if it does, it doesn't look the same.
>>33616937In my head I have awful thoughts
>>33616940Lots of people have intrusive thoughts. Do you act on them to commit awful deeds, or does the good in you succeed in you restraining yourself?
>>33616936Sure
Anons how often do you report anons if you dont like what they said?
>>33616945Too late.
>>33616942I end up doing nothing nothing good nothing bad
>>33616938So you like the pinkness of them?
>>33616929Honestly I didn't have a lot of horny thoughts about them. It's not that they weren't attractive, it's just that I was genuinely interested in dating, not just sex. And also, I've been taught my whole life that women don't appreciate and don't want to know about male sexuality, so I keep it locked away except in private, and these were all public dates. Even the fetish club, I would talk about stuff via messages but face to face, not a chance.As for whether I liked them, there were some that I liked for sure. A few of them were genuinely interesting and we found out that we had some shared interests and wanted the same things. We definitely laughed and had fun together. And one of the women from the fetish club was very interesting. It was like everything she did was a tease, but a very subtle one. I could tell she would be fun but also probably ruin my life.But ultimately most of these women didn't want me. Most of them bailed after one date, some even before that.
>>33616946Personally, never.
>>33616946Through the mail
>A similar study published by the National Public Health Information Coalition (NPHIC) in 2022 revealed that millennials and Gen Zers were more likely to embrace sobriety than drinking culture with a survey indicating that 57% of these individuals would rather go to the gym for an hour than go out to a bar, and 69% finding heavy drinking culture boring. The common reasons given for Gen Zers were maintaining control over their lives, prioritizing productivity, and regulating their physical and mental health.Your thoughts? Is this why clubs and bars are closing down?
>>33616931Have you tried reaching out to them? Last night I sent a group text to some friends I haven't heard from since 2013, but I'm not sure they even have the same numbers. But it's worth a try imo.
>>33616955What?
>>33616950If you do nothing bad then we can rule out the possibility of you being undeserving. There are people who actively make the world a worse place, and you are not one of them.But what does it mean to do nothing good? Do you interact with the world at all, any friends, any family, any work, any school?
>>33616952if you're never comfortable sharing and expressing your desire... you're never going to have a woman stick around. it sounds like you've been on a lot of dates, even good ones, and had good chemistry with multiple people, but eventually things just didn't really go anywhere, the women felt your lack of desire and drive to push things forward, and left. you need to want something to get it.
>>33616957MaleI'm at the tail end of the millennials but I feel the same way. And yes, probably has a lot to do with it.
>>33616957Yeah, I think alcohol will become more of a niche thing. Same with sports, I've never met a zoomer who gave any shits about sports.
>>33616951No, the whiteness.
>>33616957It makes sense. Alcohol is terrible for you, it's wild that it took this long for people to decide to stop using it.
>>33616970because you live in india
Women, does your butt jiggle?
>>33616963It's not that I don't want it. It's that I've been told my whole life that wanting it is creepy, gross, weird, etc. And also, I genuinely think it's a good idea to keep at least the first 2-3 dates completely platonic, with maybe a hug at most. I also never had any of these women express that kind of desire during our dates in a way that I picked up on, so I'm not sure that's the problem.>>33616958I don't have any of their contact info anymore. I've never had social media accounts and have no desire or intention to create any, and I don't even have any of the numbers they had back then, and they could have changed. For our 10 year reunion, a few of them had to track me down via change of address records and send a postcard to get in contact with me, and I haven't talked to them in several years at this point.
>>33616957The only times in my life I've ever enjoyed alcohol were back in college playing low-stakes low-alcohol drinking games with my friends (mostly watching Star Trek and drinking to every technobabble scene).Bars? I don't want to drink around these people I don't know. Clubs? I don't want to drink around these people I don't know, and it's TOO FUCKING LOUD. Miss me with any alcohol that isn't in a small quiet intimate setting with only my friends and/or family.
>>33616957Yeah, but it's a combination of things.>drinks are overpriced, inflation means everybody has to be mindful of their spending>it's not fun to feel like shit the next day>foid hypergamy means it's pointless to go to bars and clubs as a non-Chad to get rejected by the same girls who reject you on apps anyway, it's just even more humiliating irl
>>33616970>hannahno way she's indian lol, has to be black
>>33616975i mean i get where you're coming from buddy, i wasn't even allowed to play with boys growing up, if my mom thought i had a crush i'd get in trouble, i have issues expressing sexuality too, but i know it's on me. you seem to be trying to pin it on... literally every other woman ever? when you're the only common denominator in a large sample size. i'm not saying it's easy, but i'm definitely saying that's a major issue you gotta deal with.
I can't tell the age of the girl I like. I guess her age could be in her mid 20s or at worst late teens. Would me being in my 30s game over?
Artifact removal or Enchantment removal?
>>33616974all butts jiggle... that's... what they do...
>>33616912I'm not ot a girl but maybe.In my experience, they tend to be embarrassed by the previous night's activities. So one might need to tread carefully.I made out with a lot of drunk girls. Some were definitely put off by my awkwardness when sober. Some were definitely put off by the fact that I didn't have sex with them that night and took it as an insult or rejection.Many times I had no idea what put them off. But pretty much it always ended that way.Then again, they were drunkenly making out with me. They weren't drunkenly hitting on you. The problem could've entirely been me and you could have better results.My advice is to try but tread carefully.
>>33616987>all butts jiggle... that's... what they do...Really? Mine seems like it's made of stone.
>>33616946Pretty much only when it violates United States law.
>>33616991wtf
>>33616984If she's in her teens, yeah.Ask her about what her favorite music was growing up.
>>33616994Yeah, It doesn't move when I walk or anything.
>>33616997thats so sad. oh my god.
>>33616993Oh.ANYONE KNOWS IF I CAN BLOCK THIS PERSON OR FILTER HIM.
>>33616985>Imagine still supporting the groomers of the coast"It ain't me, it ain't me. I ain't no youtuber's son."
>>33616999You can filter any namefag.
>>33616991Dude, even my tight narrow ass jiggles a little. It's hard to notice because my tiny bit of belly fat jiggles far more when I really try to bounce. Maybe there's unnoticed jiggle?Fat jiggles. Asses *should* have fat.Unless you just meant in average walking.
>>33616983I'm not though. There are tons of men who are the same way.
>>33616999Huh?That doesn't make a lick of sense anon.
>>33617000>what are proxies
>>33616998Why is that sad? I do confess that most chairs are uncomfortable. But besides that?
>>33617008i like butts...
>>33617003Where can i learn this black magic, my search bar is anti 4chan searches for some reason.
>>33617009That's not allowed.
>>33617009Oh, am I not peggable now? Damn.
>>33617012not gropeable. like i still would but i wouldn't do it for the love of the butt i'd do it for the love of the man ykwim
>>33617016Fair.
>>33616863>I just genuinely feel like women don't like menYour feelings are valid but not reflective of reality. Many women genuinely like men.It's possible that whatever you are expecting to witness or experience as evidence of women liking men is not the only evidence of it.For example, the anons expecting women to ask men out on dates. Not that I suspect that's you.Most people encounter difficulties with other people because they have expectations they assume everyone has and therefore don't communicate them and then draw false conclusions when those expectations aren't met.Like "If X felt like Y, they would do Z. They didn't do Z, therefore they can't possibly feel like Y."
>>33616999>>33617003>>33617010>>33617013How to filter ENTJ and MKG and Gary and BlueValkyrie and Exhibanon and any others of their ilk:
Have anons ever accused you of being another person or were they right and you did pretended to be different anons.
>>33617010You realize that won't affect my ability to report when you violate US law though, right?Because that's the only conclusion that can be clearly drawn.
>>33616985Sideboard depending on the set(s) the player is using.
>>33617022Doing good work anon.
>>33617023Sometimes I get accused of being JH or neuro but one time I got accused of being qt. That one really got to me. I don't larp as other anons.
>>33617023>Have anons ever accused you of being another person or were they right and you did pretended to be different anons.Oh, absolutely.You guys think you're Sherlock Holmes, but you're actually Uvalde cops.
>>33617023I've been accused of being another poster who was arguably the worst poster on the board on two separate boards.On /tg/ it was a little ridiculous.
>>33617025I just dont want to see you anymore and I will continue to break them.
>>33617022I just wish JH would trip up so I could filter her.
>>33617034Which laws do you break?
>>33617030Isnt the last one a guy?
would you date a girl who is malnourished and can't sleep and doesn't exercise and is generally like dying slowly
>>33617031Say something without saying nothing.
>>33617022Thanks I hate most of these and most are just a guy that is mentally brain dead.
>>33617042No, that doesn't sound healthy, and I'm not looking to "fix" or "save" anyone right now. I'll be her friend though. What's going on, why isn't she eating or sleeping or exercising?
>>33617042Nope. She sounds ugly and disgusting.
need a blonde HDMImaxxing gf so bad...
>>33617022Thank you, Anon.
>>33617042Are you actually dying?
>>33617050Sydney = snow beauty.
>>33617022>academic browngm ser
>>33617022I wish this worked on iOS. You have to jump through so many hoops that it’s better to just hop off atoga when they all flood in.
>>33617042I could fix you, but you hiding.
>>33615743why would you want that?
>>33617057Mobileposting will always, always, ALWAYS be inferior to the PC experience. Get a computer, phonefags of the world.
>>33617023Im a nobody, so no.
>>33617044Sure, put a name on and you'll never hear from me again.
>>33617046i was really sick as a kid and teenager, spent a lot of time in bed. im past that now but like twenty years of mandatory laziness is super hard to break, my appetite isn't even big enough to eat three times a day. when i exercise i start yawning and seeing dark spots. its just hard and i dont have like, passion for life at all.anyway that's fair. i wouldnt date me either.
>>33617051I know about the bear, but what do you mean by Trump?
>>33616967Gay!
>>33617067NTA, then maybe… give me a chance.
>>33616967>No, the whiteness.NTA. Mine is pinkish red.
>>33617042>>33617067yes I would fix her
>>33617062I can’t carry my desktop to bed.
>>33617067>when i exercise i start yawning and seeing dark spots.Have you spoken with a doctor about this?>its just hard and i dont have like, passion for life at all.Have you spoken with a therapist about this?None of these traits define who you are at heart. It doesn't sound like you're someone who is capable of maintaining a romantic relationship right now, but you are someone who is deserving of a romantic relationship. I'm not here to fix you, but you can save yourself. This isn't the end.
>>33617074Your what?Lawn ornaments?
>>33617067Damn, sorry anon. I hope things improve for you.
>>33616936No
>>33617076Laptopfags win again.
>>33617067I gotchu, senpai!
if women statistically become unhappy after marriagewhy should a man marry them?
>>33617083I don't think you guys could figure that out.
>>33617077doctors are expensive. i dont have the money for any. i'm gonna get a psych eval soon but getting that done cheaply on the poor loser insurance i have is like, my entire medical budget for the year. thanks for saying nice things i guess.>>33617075how?
>>33617083>>33617084Because I'll share her.
Why do I feel like you love to play tricks on my mind...
>>33617085...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjGiNJU4Aq0
>>33617085>too/twoThese sound the same.
>>33617092Really? How do i pronounce bag?
>>33617062Disagree. I started on desktop and prefer the mobile site.
>>33617094Like Baaag
>>33617086There may be smaller clinics in your area that will see you for free or very cheap, clinics with charitable missions or subsidized to help lower income populations. Please Google around for one in your area, or even nearby areas that you could put aside a day to travel to them.The dark spots in your vision and other difficulties when exercising may be an easier, cheaper and quicker fix than you think, and it's absolutely worth looking into.
what's the average age of atogans?
>>33617061I want to take my anger on someone just like her, I would like to take my anger on my ex but sadly an innocent girl will suffer instead
>>33617107mid to late 20s
>>33617107Am Wizard. M.But cannot cast spells of any kind.
>>33617107I'm 18! :P
>>33617111What to do if i am hitting on people half of that in other site.
>>33617114>>33617107Real answer: mid 30s. Basically ancient.
GenderThoughts on the right wing commentator tier list?
>>33617082dude what does this fucking mean
>>33617130Don't be a "I listen to talking heads" right winger, be a "I started a family, moved, and vote for my interests" right winger
>>33617131Really?You don’t see the correlation?
>>33617121>please be a girl
>>33617130>Ben Shapiro>EliteAt least put Abigail up there instead.
>>33617130M>no Mary>Crowder, Milo, and The Quartering outside of bottom tier
>>33617133what does David Byrne have to do with the right wing?
>>33617133YouTube/social media was a mega mistake.Oh, and easy access to the Internet.
>>33617131>why aren't you healthy>i was sick and have bad habits and am depressed idk>LOOK OUT HES GOT A GUN AND IM BATMAN?
>>33617135how old are u?
>>33617130FI've only read peterson's books. The rest Idk who that is and/or have never heard them actually talk.
>>33617130MBen Shapiro should be three or four tiers lower. I’m glad Sargon is where he is, I always liked him. The rest, idk.
>>33617147Are you a Midwest Murican?
>>33617151No, I'm not american.
>>33617130FAll the daily wire people belong at the bottom. Completely joyless and talentless. Idk how tf they thought they were gonna make cartoons and movies to compete with Disney.
>>33617140references to better times are right wing coded
>>33617130MaleNot great
>>33617152>>33617153Yikes…
>>3361714622
>>33617131>>33617134>>33617143You don't understand my pop culture references?Heh. *chuckles coolly*I guess you're just not as cultured and intelligent as I am.
>>33617159?
>>33617162>>33617161
>>33617034>I just dont want to see you anymoreIt will never stop being amusing to me that anons who can't bear to see posts they don't like don't understand why they have such trouble dealing with life's issues.Filter me.But life's still going to hit you with things you don't want to see. You can't customize existence to your tastes. Or other people either.
>>33617167Nta, i miss this, that was more advance than this trash.
>>33617160oh, i like older
>>33617131The only way I can interpret it is that the image, showing a Batman-esque hero protecting Fallout Boy from a gunman, which is representative of Fallout 2’s Karma system, is anon’s way of saying that karma will help you out in time?
>>33617167I wish.
>>33617171>It will never stop being amusing to me that anons who can't bear to see posts they don't likeMan, you've been seething about this all day.
>>33617171Narcs are truly something else, lol.
>>33617161>>33617175yea my best guess is that hes saying he is batman, my medical issues are... a gun... and im hiding behind him, or something
>>33617180>Man, you've been seething about this all day....wut?
Why do women put a lot of effort into curating their feet if they don't like footfags?
>>33617171I got banned for months probably because of you, yet it's not okay when it happens to you.
Tittys...
>>33617173Real.It was truly a magical era…
>>33617025You’re the one who openly admits he wants to fuck kids. Shut the fuck up.>>33617171People don’t want to see your posts because you’re fucking annoying. You type entire bullshit essays that nobody wants to read because you just suck yourself off and shit talk random people. Your posts are as valuable as ENTJ’s.
>>33617181Because I find it funny that anons can't muster the willpower to ignore things they don't like and instead must customize their internet experience to not present them with things that offend their delicate sensibilities?Or because I compared it to idiot zoomer boys who customize their entire comfort zone and then can't handle it when they can't adjust human interaction to their preferences?Either way, I'm still not a narcissist and a worm is still a worm.
>>33617187>Why do women put a lot of effort into curating their feet if they don't like footfags?MI think it's because they want to be cute as a gestalt.
>>33617187Because we like to be clean and moisturized and sparkly? Are you narcmaxxing where you think you are the center of the universe again?
>>33617192MySpace also hat a similar chat was like 1/4 in size and it was really fan too and modern yet with a look from that era.
>>33617194Bingo.
>>33617188>I got banned for months probably because of youBecause you like to violate US law with your posts? That's my fault? Do tell.>yet it's not okay when it happens to you.You ignoring me is fine. You having to filter me is fine but also funny.
>>33617167>>33617159>>33617082Giga autism
>>33617199Sorry for the errors anon.
femoids are you active?what sports do you do? do you want your guy to share the same interest or can he do his own thing?
>>33617174>olderI chuckled lol, it's only a 4 year difference
>>33617188Is this nativeanon? Lmfao
>>33617057Search for moffatman chance, the app is alright on Android and might be good for iOS too.
>>33617051>Which laws do you break?>TrumpsTrans?>Anime brown bearPedobear?
>>33617207>I chuckled lol, it's only a 4 year differenceno, i mean i want a bigger gap than 4 years.
>>33617199I never got into those other platforms, except ICQ and Yahoo Messenger very briefly.Nostalgic is too strong, lol.
>>33617202Follow the conversation, Persian fool!
>>33617206Snow beauty.
>>33617201>You having to filter me is fineYet you’re so butt bothered by it that you took the trip off. You narcissistic, pretentious scumbag.
>>33617221>Follow the conversation, Persian fool!I was, that's how I able to successfully diagnose (You).
>>33617216nta but 4chan isn't for children.
>>33617228Otay.Keep hoarding those useless (you)s.
>>33617229It should be. Imagine the mega chuds and femcels they would become.
>>33617229i'm 18!!
>>33617194>You’re the one who openly admits he wants to fuck kids.I choose to ignore my sexual attraction to teenage girls who have not finished sexually maturing instead of going through therapy to attempt to modify a desire I don't act on that might never go away. That's not exactly the same thing as what you posted.>you’re fucking annoying.<3You too, sweet cheeks.>You type entire bullshit essays that nobody wants to readI'm giving perspective and advice. Just because you don't understand them doesn't mean that they shouldn't be read by anyone.>because you just suck yourself offKnowing that I am right can occasionally be difficult to hide, true enough. But it's never *just* that.>shit talk random people.As opposed to worms relentlessly targeting a specific few so that they can feel superior to someone for once in their pathetic lives?I mock incels and idiots. If they wanted to, they could argue against anything I say but they don't because I am right.Occasionally someone points out a mistake or something I overlooked and I reply "Fair enough" or something when they're right.If you feel picked on, try to remember that 4chan is not an incel safe space.Git gud faggot.
>>33617197You don't need to do allat if you don't want people to look at them.
>>33617216it's overHow many years and why? I hear women say this often but I never get a reason as to why
>>33617208I am going to say yes because it serves my purposes.
>>33617232Oooh watch out, anon joined an ONA server lol
>>33617232NTA. Are you into loli? Is that what you're getting at?
>>33617237Yes I do. I want to feel like I am made of milk jello and mother of pearl. Leave me alone.
>>33617234>18Fully grown and mentally mature woman, I fucking kneel!
>>33617226>Yet you’re so butt bothered by it that you took the trip off.Aw shit Fair enough. That I did it to avoid being filtered is a fair interpretation.I'm actually posting on another board right now. My bad. Sorry.
>>33617239My honest reaction
>>33617236You have no perspective. You can’t give advice. You’re a degenerate motherfucker, a hypocrite, and a little bitch who can’t take criticism. A dirty ooze-infested sewer rat has more scruples and value than you.This is still /adv/ so here’s some advice. See if you can’t find a rope that could support your weight, then go put it to use.
>>33617232It wouldn't be the first time I reported someone after they stopped posting here to post elsewhere seeking more vulnerable prey. If you flee to a site that doesn't let you get reported, that simply leaves the appropriate legal authorities.Alternatively, you could actually do something productive with your life.
>>33617217I had yahoo too but I don't remember using it. I don't really feel nostalgic about things, I liked them because they were well made. The MySpace chat was a cool idea somebody needs to bring it back, it was like a pocket discord and better, even the gifs were way better.
>>33617249>You have no perspective.Yes I do.>You can’t give advice.Yes I do.>You’re a degenerate motherfuckerFair enough.>a hypocriteNah>and a little bitch who can’t take criticism.I take it just fine. I just don't agree with the idiotic and totally wrong narrative worms create about me.>A dirty ooze-infested sewer rat has more scruples and value than you.Value is subjective but I doubt you're correct regarding scruples. You don't even understand my scruples.>This is still /adv/ so here’s some advice. See if you can’t find a rope that could support your weight, then go put it to use.Good idea but I'm not sure if the rope will be totally effective in my yardwork. I'll ask /diy/.
hi atoga. i am hanging out here for the night. how is everyone doing?my day is going meh, been neglecting working on my projects lately, including today. but work is going well at least, i got put on some relatively low-key projects (appreciated bc that means i can watch streams and work at the same time).
>>33617231>Otay.>Keep hoarding those useless (you)s.Femanon promised she'd sleep with me if I got enough.
>>33617257Hi Anon.I am Anon.
>>33617257Hello, I'm tired.
>>33617261hi anon, small world
>>33617236>That's not exactly the same thing as what you posted.what did they post?
>>33617248Only one person could dox me but that anon is nice I guess
>>33617256>NahYah. You’re bitching about somebody breaking the law when you’re a ticking time bomb. A pedophile with, ostensibly, a small child at home. But your narcissism is such that you think you’ll be the one guy who wants to fuck kids and never acts on it. You genuinely make me fucking sick. I don’t want to interact with you ever again. Sorry that it hurts your fragile feelings.>You don't even understand my scruples.You have none. At all. Every anon is a paragon of virtue next to you.
>>33617268Hehehe…
>>33617253That site does actually have short bans but they are not important. I am only here because I am waiting for it to expire.
>>33617181What you have to understand is I may be arrogant but it's centered around my intelligence. I post like I think I'm smarter than most everyone.My attentionwhoring is about how I am smart and weird because that's how I identify myself. My posts aren't grandstanding, they're invitations for others to take an interest. Like mentioning headbutting a police car so someone will comment about how crazy I am or ask me about it.I am mostly mocking complete fucking idiots and incels.I do preen and act like a pretentious attentionwhore though. That's only because this is the only place I can do that and I'm not letting that side of me out irl.I've repeatedly pointed out that I don't act like I often do it when I am irl. Part of the appeal of posting here is that I can expunge my pretentious and arrogant urges without alienating others.In real life, I am funny, charming, humble, and harmless.If you wanted to punch my face, everyone would find fault with you, not me.IDGAF about my image. I genuinely don't. I own my flaws here and in irl. Either way, I'm still not a narcissist and a worm is still a worm.
Gender.Have you ever gone fishing? Did you like it? How’d you do?
>>33617264hello, tired of what?
>>33617279MNo. Only in vidya.
>>33617279yeah when I was youngI remember one time I was fishing on some rocks and after catching a fish, the fucker flopped around and got himself stuck in some crack.Couldnt get him out and the hook ripped out of its mouth so the fucker just became part of the rock. Came back next year and the bones were still there
>>33617271Are you Addy?
>>33617279MI actually go all the time. There's a river that's about 15 minutes from my house that I've caught some bass in, a sturgeon, and some crappie. It's nice going out there, very peaceful
>>33617279MOnly when I was very little. 9 maybe. I was really good at it afaik, I caught maybe 40 fish in an evening. All just perch and bluegill.Honestly, I credit Big the Cat with how I did.
>>33617257Pretty good.I got a bunch of cleaning done tonight, had a productive few discussions elsewhere on 4chan, and my biggest haters itt turned out to be an unbalanced aspiring criminal and an anon who feels upset that I pick on incels, so that makes me feel pretty good about myself.Between you and my friend tonight, I'm inspired to focus more on my projects tomorrow. Hopefully it'll go just as well.I can never watch streams and work unless it's purely artwork. Words compete with words for me.
>>33617279M. Many times. I like it. I don't usually do well.
>>33617257I’m terrific. I’m talking to someone new and to say we’re hitting it off would be drastically understating it. I don’t expect anything much but it’s nice to feel liked.
>>33617269You've got your shitposters mixed up. Gary is the one with a child, MKG is childless. His scruples are that he won't have direct exploitative contact with a child, what he doesn't mind is being the beneficiary of indirect contact, like, say, ogling at the beach. He's never snapped photos of children, but would it be so wrong if he did?>I'm ambivalent on how wrong it is to take a photo of someone as they choose to appear in public. Obviously, using or publishing their image in any way is wrong.>But can you explain exactly what is wrong with it? It's not an invasion of privacy. It's taking a picture in a public place.>I've never risked making a woman feel uncomfortable by doing it. But that's the only thing wrong with it I can see. It's not like it's a theft or violation. I don't understand why they should feel "intense guilt".>If someone wears an amusing outfit and you take a picture, is that as wrong? Why or why not?>I agree that specifically being discreet is suggestive of wrongdoing.>I'm just not clear on when taking pictures of people without permission is inherently wrong.
Guys the girl I like has a weird tone of skin and I like it because is kind of unique but I don't if she will like me because I don't look like her.
>>33617267>what did they post?They posted that I "want to" fuck "kids"."Kids" is a blanket term including prepubescents and post pubescent young people. Technically even young adults.And "want to" suggests intent where there is none. You might want to eat a stranger's steak that smells good but that doesn't mean that you plan to take it.
>>33617297Gotcha. Now I’m worried about the daycare down the road instead.
>>33617299You weird ass larper.Shad up!
>>33617279MaleNot for a long time. But I've caught a decent number of smaller fish, bluegill and smallmouth bass and stuff like that, and a couple times we actually kept the bass and cooked and ate them.
>>33617303No, I even found a pic of her online?
>>33617301Bro. This post is you overtly saying you WANT to, but have no plans to. So where’s the lie in saying you want to fuck kids?
Women, why do you think Megan Fox is so attractive? She looks a bit plasticky to me.
Me and the girl i like.
>>33617321MGib Ashley Greene or Kate Beckinsale to me.
>>33617297>You've got your shitposters mixed up. Gary is the one with a child, MKG is childless.Thank you. I was wondering wtf he was talking about.>>33617269>your narcissism is such that you think you’ll be the one guy who wants to fuck kids and never acts on it.No. Actually there are a few that find their desires to be abhorrent and purposefully stay away from children.As for me, it's genuinely not difficult to not be a sex offender. I'm attracted to FAR more adult women than younger women. Most teenagers are annoying. I went seven years contentedly only having sex with my wife three times and I have a sex drive well above average and fap three times a day.But you think I'm going to suddenly decide to seek sex, ignore all the adult women, and specifically target young brats I don't have access to?You realize that you are a complete and utter moron, right? I could just use Tinder or Ashley Madison or whatever to find some woman to fuck. I don't have to lurk on discords for someone vulnerable. I'm funny and charming and fit for my age.The fact that I have no refractory period could probably get me slutty women easily if I wanted them.You're just putting me in a villain box and ignoring all other factors. As if anyone whoever was attracted to a young teenage girl, including every heterosexual teenage boy, was destined to be a molesting monster. What about you? Did you only ever find women who were older than 18 attractive?
>>33617324So, you like a woman with a big (Brain)?> hue hue
when you cant even saymy name
>>33617083>>33617084Tbqh this is why I don't date.Irl I can't admit that without starting an argument when somebody asks.But how is it right going into something knowing you'll eventually make her miserable? It can't be.
>>33617331that is also my reason, but in reality its just copeI dont date because I cant pull to save my life
I wish women were real.
>>33617257Hello. Just finished work, now I’m going out with coworkers. I’m tired but it’s a nice day. What kind of project are you working on?
>>33617332Try pushing your way to a compatible woman.
>this girl (foreign) asks for my number at a business meeting>I'm a complete and utter loser but ok cool>some time later she contacts me and we exchange a few compliments>we talk a few times but I'm fucking terrible at keeping a conversation and there is a language barrier there>we stop talking for quite a long ass time, oh well it couldn't be helped I'm a lost cause>recently have some trouble at work, not having the greatest time of my life let's just say, since out of work it's empty>get a message from her, because there's this big event and she's sending out invitations>my dumbass thinks it a good idea to open up ever so slightly to her>she says if I wanna talk she's fine with itI fucked up, right?
>>33617328Why you ask?
>>33617333But they already are.
>>33617337Copy pasta.
>>33617297>His scruples are that he won't have direct exploitative contact with a child, what he doesn't mind is being the beneficiary of indirect contact.Not wrong.>like, say, ogling at the beachI don't ogle. I practiced observing women so I don't bother them in high school because I thought it was all I could ever do and I hated the idea of bothering them.>He's never snapped photos of childrenFuck no. Certainly don't plan to.>but would it be so wrong if he did?Pretty sure there's laws about parental consent but I do question the wrongness of open public photography. I haven't heard a counterargument aside from against those hiding it. But I am willing to entertain the idea that I am wrong here. I'm, as I said, ambivalent. I see both sides.
>>33617321I don’t know, she looks pretty to me.
>>33617341I don't think that's true.
>>33617318Well now, hold on, let's think about this a second. Even though he may think about it, he would never do it. He would never have sex with a child under 18. He would never ever ever do it.He would also never cheat on his wife. He would never ever ever cheat. Sure, if he finds himself developing a romantic crush on a thread poster, then he would stay in the thread that exposes him to her instead of leaving the thread, but he still wouldn't cheat. Sure, he would let his romantic crush know that she turns him on sexually, but he still wouldn't cheat. Sure, he would start chatting with his romantic crush outside of 4chan, but he still wouldn't cheat. Sure, he would invite his romantic crush to visit him IRL, but he still wouldn't cheat. Sure, he would confess to his romantic crush that they're living a lie by not having sex, and they would agree that having sex is the only way to be honest with their true selves, but at that point can you blame him? He's obligated to cheat, you can't blame him for it. He's like a dog with two bones, Amor Fati. You can't blame him for it.So yes, he would willingly allow himself to be placed into a situation where he is obligated to have sex with a child under 18. You mustn't blame him for it. It's not his fault, it's Amor Fati, and he would be obligated to bone that child like a dog.
anyone else absolutely horrified by the concept of a long life?>dude just wake up at 6AM every day>go to work for 8-10 hours>spend at least 1 ''free'' hour on meal preperation and eating>spend at least 1 more ''free'' hour on the gym>go to bed>repeat this 5 times>2 ''free'' days where you're just thinking what you have to get done during the week>repeat this for 40-50 years>die
>>33617297https://youtu.be/Cdc9M-PUBkgScottish girl defends herself from MKG with weapons, who was in the wrong?
>>33617318There's possessing a desire to do something and then there's desiring to take the action of doing it.Having the desire to rob a bank doesn't mean that if someone told a police officer that you want to rob a bank that they'd be accurately characterizing you.
>>33617345Prove that women aren't real
>>33617330silas
>>33617348Hell no. I want to live until I'm a hundred and eleventy at least.Life is hard but it's wonderful.Gotta make time work for you instead of against you as much as you can.>That list That's 10 + 1 + 1 + sleep.Don't sleep twelve hours a day.
Girl told me her brain isn't fully developed because she is <you know>.
>>33617351There aren't any near me right nowI've never had a gfI haven't even had a crush in like 12 years, for all I know those memories are fake
>>33617349Emma Watson?
>>33617349Here's the better linkhttps://youtu.be/LvYOuQiumLw
>>33617206I do yoga.I don’t play sports, just watch.It would make me very happy if he liked baseball, but we don’t have to share interests
>>33617357A child
>>33617357Go to bed cr*c
>>33617355>housework>shopping>other obligations>transport to and from all of the above
>>33617365>just watchDo you go to the boy aquarium?
>>33617348You know you can just live in the woods right?
>>33617371Sorry I don’t understand
>>33617348128 free hours a week and you bitch about spending 40 of them earning a living that enables your elaborate meals that take an hour to make and your daily unnecessary gym visits.You choose to live like an animal. That’s your issue.
>>33617348Slightly, I'm glad death exists
>>33617374I think he likes you.
>>33617022>Sarah GadonA fellow /tv/ poster I see.
>>33617347Lol, well put
>>33617362The inaccuracy regarding the video seems more than a little relevant, no?
>>33617378Why do you refer to yourself in the third person?
>>33617371He means this
>>33617367She is a troll. She says lots of things she shouldn't.
>>33617370If that's taking six hours every day then your issue is a failure of logistics and not inevitable drudgery of life.
>>33617388it wasnt the point of the post anyways.Its not ''there's no free time''its the routine, its just an endless loop till you die.Basically you've experienced all there is to experience, but it just gets worse and worse as you get older and shit stops working
>>33617358>There aren't any near me right nowDo you live in Antarctica?>for all I know those memories are fakeDoubt. Besides, those memories couldn't have been faked without meeting a real woman as a reference.
Anons would it be improper to show you how she sounds like?
>>33617386Puck Bunny
>>33617349>>33617362Well, you can't trust MGK's promises not to escalate, so yes, she made the right choice by making her point more aggressively clear
>>33617392>Do you live in Antarctica?No, but I'm alone in my home.>those memories couldn't have been faked without meeting a real woman as a referenceNot true. All kinds of things can be imagined, or false memories of these so-called women could have been implanted.
>>33617391>you've experienced all there is to experienceYeah, no. That's wrong.I've shaken hands with a spider. Life is wonderful, mysterious, and magical.There's countless opportunities to live new experiences.
>>33617400that really depends on your circumstances and the life you lead up towards the present
>>33617378Hehe~
Iti s pretty eye opening when you realize current feminism is just women trying to make it so the absurdly preferential treatment they get while they're young and attractive is kept for their entire lives. This isn't to say women didn't have it rough in the past but nowadays a young woman in the west is perhaps the single most privileged you can be without veering into being rich (and you can be a young rich woman) but of course they want to keep that going their entire lives.
>>33617396Yes
>>33617386Ah okay. I dont watch hockey
>>33617408Just like the boys, finally some equality
>>33617411Not true at all. Women clearly get preferential treatment.
>>33617348You forgot rape, cancer, and devaluation!Life will surprise you!
>>33617293people do not have a lot of good to say about you it seems, but i wish you good luck with your projects, so long as they aren't vicious.>>33617295yeah i know what you mean, i get that way sometimes making friends with some anons in this general. of course, most people that recognize you bitch about you, but some people here seem to recognize me and i appreciate them :D there's one in particular here, she's not always very good at picking me out, but she does on occasion and it makes me pretty happy just to be seen. i guess this is what intimacy starvation does to a mf lmao>>33617335unfortunately i'm in good graces with my employer and like that so i can't really talk detail as far as work projects go, but one of my personal projects is my vidya's engine. i need to rewrite the renderer to be more, idk, reasonable but i haven't touched the code in a long time and even my drug stimulants aren't giving me the necessary push to just grit my teeth and work through it (which is usually a sign that there's not clear ptv). how's socializing with your coworkers? you all get along okay?
men my nose is stuffy every night and sometimes its really bad like tonight and i cant breathe at all and i cant sleep and i want to scream and cry but it wont help and i cant sleep and im thinking about just staying up all night because tyring to fall asleep is so frustrating what do i do
>>33617412We’ll get back to you when leaders are 50/50 in gender
>>33617391Yeah, modern psychology's idea that the endless rat race grind makes you happy is a comical absurdity. It doesn't even make WOMEN happy, and, I mean, if women aren't even happy with this bullshit, it's time to admit our ancestors weren't completely retarded and knew at least 1 or 2 things about living a happy a fulfilling life
>>33617416You mean the 0.0001% of the male population who are willing to work 16 hours a day six days a week without a vacation or sick day for 20 years so they can be rich? While women aren't willing to do that, whether it's because they want a family or just because they don't want that kind of life.We're not talking about a tiny fraction of the population. We're talking about average men and women. You and I were almost certainly never going to be those people anyway, so pretending that sexism is the reason you're not that person is just ridiculous.
>>33617414>people do not have a lot of good to say about you it seemsNew?
>>33615577What kind of woman is this supposed to be? Looks-wise.
>>33617408here is your red pill for the day:all modern activist movements are rooted in marxism via critical theory (which was the extension of marxist reasoning to arbitrary cultural values, typically now called privileges). critical feminists (we usually just call them third wave) unironically think themselves to be the proletariat (but in gender), with men being the bourgeoisie (but in gender), and if ONLY we could evenly distribute all of these privileges that men have, then everyone will hold hands and unicorns will exist and nobody will ever hurt and all your other typical marxist bullshit. it's all the same thing. this is why, if you're old enough and paid attention, you saw the term "intersectionality" for a while; that's because you had individuals that were to tied in all these different groups (trannies, women, gays, etc) under one 'ideology', mainly critical theory, which offers a common framework. of course, the reality is that men don't have any particular privileges, men and women exist along many similar axes but also many orthogonal ones, and it's been two or three generations now since women have been actually trapped on any shared axis.totally beside the point but you should know this stuff because it is vital to understanding modern american politics atm (and 99% of people don't). please disregard if you are not american.
>>33617428Chubby mentally ill e/girl
Anons, I just found a longer darker hair on my titties. It's over. Hagdom has caught up to me. Please don't forget all the fun adventures we had, it was great while it lasted.
>>33617424no, been lurking here for years, i just don't keep up with namefag lore except for the bits that get involuntarily scattered to me>>33617418>modern psychology's idea that the endless rat race grind makes you happy is a comical absurdityi'm nta but you should know that this idea comes from studying the literal physical mechanics of the brain, and the gist of it is as factual as grass being green, you are happier in the pursuit of things than actually gaining them. (it's not actually about being in the rat race, though, it's about being in the rat race, being able to meaningfully navigate it, and having something to navigate towards; when you have those three things (opportunity, ability, purpose), you become engaged, confident, energetic, and other similar positive emotions. if you can do all that and also be surrounded by friends and family, then you now have the entire recipe to a fulfilled life, just speaking in purely psychological terms
>>33617432Hair is growing on your boobs? Do you have to shave them?
>>33617414>my drug stimulants aren't giving me the necessary push to just grit my teeth and work throughQT, is that you again?
>>33617432iktf, i've started finding gray hairs in my head and beard lmao. i don't mind having a more salt-and-pepper appearance though, my genes also try SO HARD to make me red headed, i think my hair is gonna get more red as i age, if the graying is in indication of lightening
>>33617429nta, yeah, that's a good summary of it.the only thing i'd add is, if you're not american, you should still listen, because it's a preview of what's coming to you too. It's probably only a matter of time.
>>33617430Hm, that kinda made me horny...
>>33617435No, it was one hair and I plucked it out but it scared me. >>33617438It's over for us declinecels.
>>33617439100%, it has impacted the anglosphere in particularly really bad but of course you see it a bunch in europe generally (europe is also where critical theory comes from, big surprise american degeneracy is european in nature but i digress). america is in the middle of swinging back rn and is likely gonna keep going much harder (if you take a step back and a big picture view, america has been growing increasingly rightward since the 60s), i'm not sure if a lot of countries outside of america have the capacity for that...
Mcuck's outEntjeet's in
>>33617445Would you have let me lovingly plucked it, then gave you a kiss on the spot and told you, you are even sexier than when we had first met?
>>33617432*shaves it*Wow, good as new
>>33617449That might have made it worse.>>33617450I'm not going to shave a single hair anon, get real.
>>33617453>That might have made it worseWhy?
>>33617453>I'm not going to shave a single hair anon, get real.I meant I would do it.
>>33617445In a few years you will have a cluster of hairs growing from the same spot.
>>33617414I understand, I can’t talk about any work details too. My coworkers are nice and I meet a lot of interesting people. They are older than me but we get along fine
>>33617375you too are being disingenuous when you give equal weight to every hour in a person's life acting as if you don't spend the vast majority of your most effective hours voluntarily subjugating yourself.>>33617348i'm pretty happy with my day to day, but i don't have much of a desire or need to live very long. i'm fine with an average amount of life, but the idea of immortality or having my life deeply extended is off-putting.
>>33617423Women aren’t in position of power because they don’t want to, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard in a while.
>>33617469Not because they don't want to be, but because they're not willing to do what is necessary to hold those positions. And the vast majority of men aren't, either.
>>33617400le hecking wholesome spiderino chungus is indeed worth living and cucking wife for
>>33617460well i'm not an incel, and we're in the economically least viable time that's ever existed, the string pullers went all-in on an economic style that DEMANDS population growth to be sustainable, and also went and choked out the birth rates so you're gonna start seeing things go to shit sadly. this does not even make it on the top 5 of humanity's biggest issues, though. if you love society, it's either because you're young or naive.>>33617436nope, research chemical stimulants not recreational drugs>>33617464that's good enough though imo. this is gonna sound really weird to ask, but what's it like having coworkers? have you ever managed to actually befriend any of them outside of work? i've never worked a traditional job, and my current job is online and gig-economy-esque, so there's no real interactions with other workers outside of our general work chat, but i kinda romanticize having coworkers as a means to stop being a total hermit
I'm 35 and my gf is 18. People who call me a creep, why? It's not going to change anything.
>>33617405>that really depends on your circumstances and the life you lead up towards the presentNot as much as you imagine.
>>33617479>It's not going to change anything.like you being a creep
>>33617469i think what that anon is trying to say is that women aren't in a position of power because the pool of people that can work theoretically work themselves there are small and very largely male, so women not occupying some position of power is almost always going to be an artifact of the frequency of superworkers among women, rather than any literal bias towards women
>>33617414>people do not have a lot of good to say about you it seemsNot itt anyway.>but i wish you good luck with your projects, so long as they aren't vicious.They aren't and thank you. I wish you luck with yours as well.
>>33617477That guy is taking the "bang hookers, do drugs, and watch the world burn" approach to modern life. I can't say I have a better idea, at this point.
thinking about writing a fanfic that is basically like, frankenstein, but instead of the monster being created by a loser egomaniac dude who gives the monster attachment issues, hes made by a loser girl with attachment issues who makes him to be her boyfriend, but like, she's kind of unhinged and clingy, and in a surprise twist, the monster turns out really emotionally mature and stable but not into her, so he is like "aw man you like, need help" and instead of being her man-pet he just kinda tries to help her to get healthier, like a frankenbutler, even though she is always trying to make him fall in love with her.would you guys read that if i wrote it
>>33617448He's got the next shift like Dan 'The Man' Levitan.
>>33617493I dunno, maybe
Anon, do you fantasize about using your dick to ruin a girl forever by making her have your child? Stretch her pussy, rip it so it has to be sewn together and will be scarred forever, make her belly get flabby and have stretch marks, her tits saggy and deflated and all life force sucked out of her just to fully claim her and make it so that no other man could ever enjoy her in her prime?
>>33617493Yeah.Honestly it sounds like a great argument for a show.
>>33617429this is comically wrong and ahistorical i don't really get how so many people just go ahead and spend hours reading this sort of pseudohistory, pseudophilosophy and put an actual concerted effort learning things that are just factually wrongit's amazing to me the obsession with the american mind with marxism, an ideology that is dead and buried and has never had any sort of real foothold in the United States, and now that the US seems to be degrading a bit because of their own ideology they still find the need to blame this on the specter of marxism (billionaires are marxists btw)
>>33617496damn margaret atwood, is that your next book idea?
>>33617496No. I fantasize about making a woman extremely happy by making her a mother.
>>33617493It's got potential as a concept
>>33617499Yes
>>33617429>he never existed outdoors
>>33617479i personally would not call you a creep, but i would notice the age difference immediately and judge you in a large amount of small (reasonable) ways. chance of you being a sociopath is higher, for instance, as well as being antisocial in general. chance of you having missed typical life milestones and being immature is much higher. chance of relationship working out is small; either you haven't considered that, understand that it'll last a while by way of grooming or manipulation, or you have considered it but don't care. chance of you being really ugly is smaller. bunch of little stuff like that. (that's not unique to you though, i do that with everyone but nevertheless the point stands, such an age gap is rarely a good sign)
>>33617496Only as a roleplaying theory and talking about her being my personal subservient breeding stock.I would never want to actually have any fucking children.
>>33617500If only all men were like this
>>33617496how is that ‘claiming’ her? i swear male ego is retarded as fuck when they use words like ‘claiming her’ ‘destroying her’ etc
>>33617500A bit boring
>>33617496my dick is barely 6 inches so it could never do anything like that
>>33617507Women who are into it use them too, babe.
>>33617507Which part of the"so no other man could ever enjoy her in her prime" is hard for you to understand?
>>33617496
>>33617500i wish i could have your babies just because of your answer
>>33617448>he thoughtNah, looks like they're gonna shit this thread up together this time
>>33617508nta but you're underestimating pregnant sex and titty play
>>33617509I don't think you need more than that to impregnate someone.
>>33617506It's OK. Women don't really like men like me in real life.>>33617513Maybe a sa fantasy.
>>33617496No I fantasize about pinning her against the bed while making out and covering her entire body with mine.
>>33617516The fun part is the ruining her part.
>>33617518>Maybe a sa fantasynvmind :c dont want your babies
One of the weirdest narratives about current dating is this notion that men are "pulling back" and "women are disappointed they don't get approached" or even "struggling to date". I haven't seen a single woman actually struggling to date (that was actually putting any sort of effort into dating obviously), and women still get approached all the time. Shit I have a pretty close friend who's married and even with the ring she gets approached by guys constantly, and she's a hag according to current standards (34).
>>33617527Yeah. That was expected.
>>33617489yes, that is a young and naive way of viewing the world, that you can bang hookers and do drugs and watch the world burn and le nothing matters. if you don't have a better idea, it is either because you have not thought about it or you don't take the idea seriously that you can change some amount of the world>>33617493oh anon you too have a Pygmalion complex that seeps into your power fantasies? for me though i skip the whole "building my own wife" thing and move straight on to "building my own progeny". anyway, it's not clear if you're writing a fic or a fanfic but if you're being serious, exploring the theme of unintended consequences from unresolved attachment issues is certainly relevant to me (nag) though so i'd probably read it if it were presented to me
>>33617479Because they're sure that they're right, and not without reason.But to focus on your question, when a person is certain they're right, they can get drunk on how right they are. They become fearless and the feeling of power they have from how righteous their position is makes them believe that they can change the world simply from how righteous they are. And it all disappears and is replaced with icy regret if there's a moment that they realize that they were wrong from the start.People who are certain they are right should question themselves more, not less.
femanonswould you ENTJ bf or MKG bf?
>>33617507nta but my seed is literally planting itself in you in a way that makes you unavailable for another male to do the same for a non-trivial amount of time, and that's not even talking emotionally, just physically. any definition of claiming that would not include that is unreasonable imo
atoga how would you feel to find out your ex is married and has children? would you be happy for them ?
>>33617533None. Loneliness is better.
>>33617527Wait, just noticed, that was supposed to be "Maybe as a fantasy" lol.
Reasons to lift- Carry my wife in my arms- Carry groceries for my wife- Big arms to hug my wife better- Big pecs so my wife can rest her head on them- Can open jars for my wife- Boulder shoulders so I can help my wife see in concertsNow i just need the wife
>>33617514i already said naive, anon
>>33617530We know.
womenwould you rather show your pussy or your tits? which one is a bigger dare in your opinion
>>33617544Tits.Pussy.
>>33617518>Women don't really like men like me in real life.Then be like men who women like?
>>33617498(NTA) Anon, historical pedantry is quite useless to normal people. When feminists say that Marx has inspired their pro-gay, pro-queer trans gay palestinian disabled black feminist human rights struggle, they don't literally mean that Marx personally wrote down in Das Kapital that he supports queer latinx liberation. People take what they found in the past and use it to create their own writing, their own future, the way you dismantle old buildings or melt down old steel to make new beams.The fact that feminists were inspired by Marx's approach to historiography doesn't mean he was a feminist himself, and of course (assuming they're not dumb feminists know that and they don't care. He's dead, and they're alive. There is no "ahistorical" because historical figures are all dead, and living people are the ones who own ideas and can use them to shape the future.
>>33617549I don't really think they like any men.
>>33617533ENTJ pumps and dumps (if you believe he ever pumps)MKG wastes years of my life on loveless marriage just to cheat later anyway
>>33617552why do you say that
>>33617552That's not true
>>33617556>>33617557They act like it though. And I've been on dates with lots of women but never had a gf.
>>33617556Because I am like those niggers that behave subhuman and if someone has an issue with that, I call them racist. It's much easier to assume someone dislikes me for something I have no control over than to accept that I am simply an insufferable piece of shit that not even a mother could like.
i cant wait to get pregnant i find it so hot when a man’s dick literally starts throbbing as it pumps cum. I want to be pumped full
>>33617563Same. I want to see my belly grow and my tits get full and remind him that his cock did this to me.
>>33617553MGK doesn't really pump either, lol
>>33617536mfirst ex moved on to someone else while we were still dating; second ex moved on to someone else after i broke up with her; third ex afaik hasn't moved on from me, though i hope she either has or does soon. that one's still kinda fresh and neither of us got complete>>33617554not an incel, anon
>>33617563hey that's the spirit, hope you can find a guy to get you pregnant. impregnating women is hot as all get out if we're being honest
>>33617568She can still sue for child support from another country.
>>33617531Personally, I always thought the idea of changing the world was an absurdity since I was born in like, the bottom 1% for charisma. It takes a real leader of men to change people's hearts and minds, and that's the only way to do it. I'm not convinced people like us can change the world through scientific discoveries, or at least, I don't think it's enough anymore. Humans need leadership in cooperating to rebuild society in the aftermath of technology and cultural shifts destroying it, and humans need the will to try to actually reproduce, and I'm definitely not the charming leader to bring people into that future. But hey, maybe someone is. Some zoomzoom twitch streamer at this rate, KEK, must be gestating into humanity's savior.
>>33617574That makes it worse for you since the US is a first world country that wouldn't mind putting in the effort to find you and make you pay. You could claim that if you were the one living in some third world shithole where they take five years to get back to you with the wrong form if you require anything from the state.
>>33617536She has several mental illnesses and can't take care of herself, let alone others.I'd call child protection service on them.
moids you prefer ass and thighs to gran or skinny no grab bodies?
>>33617576>the US is a first world countryDebatable.
>>33617583>foreign countryWe all know which one.
>>33617582I love thighs but as long as she's not obese it's all good.
>>33617582Both is fine.If I love her, I will start to fetishize whatever she is.
>>33617582>what color ferrari do you think looks best?
>>33616203Women, could you give your perspective on this please?
>>33617591Obviously it depends on the girl. Some girls would get turned on, some would be neutral and some would be offended. We can't solve your autism for you, you'll simply have to learn how to read the room through trial and error.
>>33617498it's not ahistorical. at best i could grant you that it's not the full picture, which is probably true but the ideas were brought to the US during the years leading up to WW2 when the people that were coming up with them fled germany to set up shop here, and those people were EXPLICITLY iterating on marxism, trying to account for its failures. i reckon you probably won't find many feminist theorists of the 60s/70s/etc reading the works of someone like horkheimer and making an explicit "critical feminism" but it's very obvious that the general ideology of critical theory took hold of sociology and that went on to inform other things that has eventually ended up with where we're at here.anyway, actually address substance next time. i never said marxism is around but rather this descendant system, and when you have the CEOs of multinational corporations operating assets nearly the size of the US economy echoing those ideological terms and literally strong arming every corp into employing policies directly derived from those ideologies or risk not receiving any capital whatsoever (or perhaps when politicians campaign on it, we can assume it has a pretty strong foothold; critical theory shit is echoed endlessly by the left here, less so as it becomes clear that's a losing strategy but for nearly a decade and for a very large voting bloc, those keywords are still winning strategies). you should not mistake my trashing on marxism as endorsing billionaire cock-sucking, only pointing out that everything awful about society atm extends from marxist/derivative 20th-century-leftist thinking one way or another
I miss my thread crush.
>>33617600who was he
>>33617599Not you. Only dirty streetwalkers that have long given up and don't give a shit about what bodily fluids go where in and on their body would let you near them.
>>33617602I can't say that, people will make fun of me.
>>33617600>>33617605Say it SAY IT!
>>33617604stop projecting
>>33617606No, I will take it to the grave. It's so boring here without him.
>>33617537Based anon seeking the win in the Kobayashi Maru scenario.
lads/lasses,is it weird to have paternal/maternal feelings for your partner? not, like, having those be the groundwork of your relationship but as small parts of greater whole >>33615623how childish do you feel comfortable with your partner being?
>>33617612M and I think it's normal in like, the old school healthy way (you take care of your wife and protect her, she's smaller and feminine, she depends on you, you love her)If we're talking like DDLG ageplay then that's another story
>>33617620Why is your wrist so tiny?
>>33617572not the dimension i meant to explore with that line of thinking. i meant more that to live in that way, with that response, is still just falling into one of the many position that industrial society has engineered. you haven't even begun to earnestly consider it, and already you've lost by virtue of clinging to the framing of the thing to change. change here would look a lot more alien than doing drugs and banging women though, in this circumstance. maybe jerma will do a "running past the security at WEF" stream...>>33617573uh the very weird situation of people who do not know how to properly socialize (and avoid doing so), who nevertheless believe they are experts at socializing and rationalize their loneliness with their expertise. ACTUALLY contemporary incel stuff is beyond me, i know a lot of it from lurking r9k to titter at the freaks from time to time but this was a decade ago and it really has taken on a life of its own since, and it's pretty hit or miss if i can understand incel vocabulary at this point
>>33617348No, you can optimise by living close to work, working 6 hours, taking unpaid leaves at will, skipping the gym, making a big pot of soup for the whole week.The real horror is if you have a bad relationship that makes your free time miserable and your own home an uncomfortable space. My ex was pretty average but I never wanted to leave work during that relationship, thank fuck we didn't have children or buy a house together.
>>33617582>ass and thighs to granWhat?
>>33617639The scenario is fatty vs skelly vs your grandma
>>33617600I bet it was Chad
>>33617504Sociopaths make 1-5% of population. Zoomers are batshit crazy and love to use labels for anything they don't like
>>33617620That wrist is skinny. what are you eating?
>>33617642He did say he has a big dick.
>>33617647You mean like every anon in /atoga/ says?
>>33617629i've tried to participate with people, with society, simply aint my thing. in fact, seems like the more wrapped up in people i get, the greater my capacity to be unhappy gets, and i'm not even unattractive lookswise either, i'm average at absolute worst and am otherwise liked. if you can enjoy falling into line and going through the motions, then good for you i suppose but i certainly do not envy you.
>>33617650Yes
>>33617645what does this have to do with anything
It's amazing how every woman I've ever vibed with had a boyfriend. Single women are such a myth
>>33617477Well, it might be different here. We hangout after work and bond, it’s kinda seen as socially mandatory, and we invite coworkers to our weddings and outings. But it can be tiring because you spend so much time together and have to eh.. behave. But I enjoy my work and my coworkers
>>33617656>the women that are fun to spend time with all have a bf nothing could have prepared me for this plot twist
>>33617656good women are like good jobs, there's a lot of competition and not a lot of openingsbad women are like bad jobs, always hiring
>>33617563>>33617565That's so hot.
>>33617661Mhm
>>33617647How big?
>>33617657really? i wouldn't enjoy that at all honestly, i mean i wouldn't mind hanging out with my coworkers after work but for it to be somewhere along the lines of like being almost mandatory is sorta crazy (obviously it isn't literally but just having to approach that mindset...)i also have problems behaving so yeah idk lmao. maybe for the best i don't have any coworkers. glad you enjoy your work though, what do you do?
>>33617664He refused to give specifics.
>>33617662>>33617661Too bad it's just a fantasy.
>>33617662>>33617668The thought that a woman could be literally transformed by my lust... It's amazing to think about.
Goodnight thread crush. idk if you're here now or if i'll ever knowingly interact with you, but i hope for both of those. mwah!
>>33617666I’m paralegal, I mainly do research and investigation. So I have more flexibility than most. I spend time at the office, I often travel for work and I get to work from home. So I don’t have to behave all the time, hehe~
>>33617650We have whiney dicklets here.
>>33617565Hot, your hips get wider too and you get milfbutt
>>33617659>>33617660I don't get how anyone even bothers with trying to date honestlyEvery single woman is taken. Every single one.
>>33617674How long has he been gone?
>>33617672It really is. If you think about it, as long as a girl still activates a mans "must breed" instinct, it's because she still has at least one more baby in her. She stops activating that in a mans brain once all the babies have been drained out of her. Some women don't even have one in them, others can pump out six and their body hasn't had enough yet.
>>33617675oooh very fun! i've been exposed to some very light legal/paralegal stuff from my work (i am akin to a preschool teacher for chatbots) as they'll occasionally pass me on gigs reviewing other's work as i'm a strong generalist, so i've had to scrutinize a fair amount of legal stuff, enjoyed that work a lot. i'd enjoy the investigation part of your job a lot at least, i mean idk what it entails but that's the part of AI training most interesting to me, finding the limits of different models. do you get to pick how much time you are at the office vs. home?>So I don’t have to behave all the time, hehe~i'm sure you stay very well behaved, even when you're working from home. right? :P
>>33617675You're someone's thread crush, apparently.
>wake up early from morning wood>now I can't fall asleepI wish fuck a woman and pump her full of cum, then fall back to sleep.
>>33617701I could*Yes, I was typing one-handed.
>>33617689It’s fun stuff! Not really, it’s more like I have full days at the office and other days full days at home. I’m professional at home when working. Emphasis on when. I learned that word the other day, hehe~
>>33617697Really? Aw that’s so nice! I wonder why.. maybe it’s best not knowing
>>33617704>tfw no bf to wake up next to, see he has morning wood, but pretend to still be asleep while he frustratedly jerks his cock while using me as fap fuel because he respects my sleep schedule
War today
>>33617710rofl what word was that again? "working" or "full"? sounds like you enjoy your work though, i'm happy for ya anon :D
>>33617728Who's fighting?
>>33617724I've done that before. It's amusing when they think they are being sneaky because they don't realize that the bed moves with every stroke. I love watching guys jerk off. I might have to go watch some porn now, thank.
>>33617724I dunno, I'm pretty vocal for a guy. It might be hard to pretend you're asleep.
>all those deleted postsWas ENTJ shitting all over the place again?
>>33617734Me against the world baby
>>33617736Hot. Have fun!
>>33617731“Emphasis”, but I like working hehe
>>33617740Who's ENTJ?
>>33617746Very cool brother
>>33617724>because he respects my sleep scheduleI have been told by a woman to just start fucking her awake.
>>33617388Actually, dear, all of that taking 6 hours (or more) a day is a product of ADHD. But thanks for your concern.
>>33617736Honestly, if a bf has a boner and he's within grabbing range, I'm sucking his dick even if I'm tired.>>33617739I typed a response, but it honestly was egregiously horny shit that was pretty much just typing up a hypothetical porn set up. I should have my morning coffee before hornyposting so I don't take it too far and get banned again.
>>33617752I always want to freshen up in the morning before sex. I discharge a lot, including while I sleep, and I don't want a guy to deal with all that built up throughout the night.
>>33617747The Indian chuddie over there >>33617748 who hates other Indians for some reason
>>33617754>I typed a response, but it honestly was egregiously horny shit that was pretty much just typing up a hypothetical porn set up. I should have my morning coffee before hornyposting so I don't take it too far and get banned again.I'm legitimately sad that I'll never read it.
>>33617759Understandable if that's the case for you, but just waking up and immediately fucking is so hot...
>>33615596>Women, are you getting laid soon?yeah
>>33617762To keep it less raunchy, it was the idea of slowly tempting a guy in bed while pretending to be sleeping until he got overwhelmed and tried something so I could call him out and demand sex the way I want while he was horny and embarrassed and sorry.
>>33617741Scott Pilgrim ass looking fuck.
>>33617773Kek, I was going for a 2pac style, but that’s funnier
>>33617767But slimy morning pussy probs doesn't actually appeal to most guys IRL.
Wait, wait…you want your femanons, right? Huh? You wanna know where they are? You pull that ban button, you’ll never-
>>33615596I'm having my Sir first stretch me on The Rack and then later strip me naked, put me in the stocks, and throw rotten vegetables at me with his friends as they jeer and call me a whore. After which they will take turns violently fucking me from behind in a simulated rape scenario. <3
>>33617772Oh, that's evil!
>>33617775Bruh, your pussy is still warm and wet, so if I am horny, I don't care too much.And I am horny with morning wood nearly every morning.>>33617774But then you'd be shot dead long ago.
>>33617776What?
>>33617773Imagine thinking Michael Cera could get a baddie like Mary Elizabeth Winstead.>dumbass movie
>>33617781
>>33617779I know. I think up evil one-sided shit when I'm horny in the morning.>>33617780Does morning wood lead to different kinds of orgasms? Does it make it harder to pull out in time?
OK ATOGA I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU, ITS A REALLY REALLY GOOD ONE SO PLEASE LISTEN UP!!!I don't like this guy. I don't trust him, he's a weirdo. I decided he's an ugly annoying stupid ugly weirdo ugly, and then I blocked him. Months go by. It feels like when I post about hyperfixations, he's also interested in them around the same time. That's just a coincidence, right?He doesn't like me either, for the record.He thinks I'm a stupid annoying hag bitch bitch super bitch from hell bitchduck, which I am. But he complains about me too. Anyway, so more months go by. I write a lot. I think he found it? I like romance and poetry and yearning. Suddenly, he's talking to others about yearning a lot too. I say another thing. Again, he's doing something in relation to that thing shortly after. What's going on?? I think I'm hallucinating. It's trolling, right?? Is this some sort of trap? Thank you for your time.
>>33617785>Does it make it harder to pull out in time?I'd not be pulling out.
>>33617776If I can't get sex with women, I might as well go to prison and get violently done up the butt by my male cellmates every day.Free meals, free room and board, free sex. What's not to love about prison? It's a magic place where all your dreams come true.
>>33617744that's really great t b h, not that it matters here but i've always liked women that have that go-getter attitude, i am personally restless if i am idle. sounds like it keeps ya busy anyway, regardless of which sort of work you're talking about :P
>>33617777I'm not sure I believe this, but how many guys?
>>33617782I wouldn't know, I've never seen it.
>>33617782Michael Cera was a horrible miscast to anyone who read the comics. Scott Pilgrim was a douchey coffee shop hipster who had some muscle on his arms, not a scrawny dorkazoid.
>>33617789That's JH, bro. You just ruined it.
>>33617788Just fuck him already.
>>33617789I'm not mentally or physically ready for that yet. It's still too intimidating.
>>33617793Three.
>>33617796That's not my issue, I wasn't hornyposting, but simply describing what happens and how I am.>>33617798That's ok, I am not your partner.
>>33617799One for each hole? I guess that's logical.
I regularly find cotton lint in the skin folds of my scrotum sack. Is there an equivalent of this that happens with female anatomy?
Do you have an adult woman or man fetish?
>>33617788Can't he still see your posts if he signs out?
>>33617800Besides, would you want the conception of your first kid to be from a sleep-drunk fuck on some weekday morning? Getting knocked up should be special and happen while everyone involved is aware of the importance of what's going on.
>>33617805>the conception of your first kidI am absolutely not having kids.
>>33617803I'm not JH, so yes.
>>33617792Yeah, thanks. I agree, you have to work so try to do something you like. And if it’s just a job for money, spend it for your future
>>33617805Yes, it's so special that many couples while invite their families to watch and jerk off while they copulate and try to make a baby. I knew this one chick who would keep trying to make a baby with her fiancee and both her and her fiancee's family, even before the wedding, set up lawn chairs and watched them endlessly fuck in the backyard. Both their parents and grandparents jerked off, and so did their adult cousins, nieces, and nephews. It wasn't just a fuck show. It was a family masturbation party.
>>33617803Ouch that body is wrong
>>33617809*NTA
Yo, women. Would you ever date a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts?
>>33617806Aw.>>33617809Fuck you.
>>33617803I do like adult people, yes
>>33617811Looks good to me, are you blind or just jealous
>>33617811https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5BFg4pfNxo
>>33617813No. Balls should be small and tight to not distract from the BWC.
>>33617814>Aw.
>>33617815These violent delights have violent ends. And that includes violent sex.
>>33617808well for me, money job is about getting resources to spend on projects, but yeah i think the gist of what you're saying is something i wish most people understood. anyway, have a good day at work anon, and i reckon you have a fun night ahead of you so i hope you have a good night as well. it is nearly 4am for me, the 21st century schizoid man's bed time, so ahhhhh i'm gonna sleeeeeeeeeep
>>33617797Well no because he's ugly and annoying and untalented and furthermore he called me a hag and when he talked about his type I didnt fit it at all, so I'm like?? Ok so leave me alone and go find your type you stupid ugly probably faggot?? Why would he seemingly keep an eye on me if he mutually cannot stand me and I am not his type, it's just him being a horny little stupid freak right?>>33617804I'm not sure actually. Well so I have a secret spam account, and one thing I could do is block his account, right? but if I do that, then that shows that I know his account, which I shouldnt. but I only know his because I searched for it wondering if he had one too, and if that was how he was knowing what I said. If I block him, then he'll know I searched for him, and the last time I blocked him somewhere else he got smug about it, how do I make him stop being smug!! I should just block that account shouldnt I. but the little freak will like it because it acknowledges him!!
>>33617819Apparently in nature big dick + small balls = monogamous.
State gengar. Do you ever feel sexually harassed by some of the sexual content or hornyposting on 4chan, even when it's not directed at you?
>>33617826Not THAT small.
>>33617817Hips and curves are great, having a tumor as a hip is not
>>33617820Idk how a guy can want to cum in a woman but wouldn't want a kid. That's so counterintuitive. Your actions have consequences, creampies just do that naturally as their whole fucking point. It's the ONE thing that I find super hot about creampies. Their seriousness.
>>33617827>State gengarYeah, he's in my pokedex>feel harassedNo
>>33617827FNo, that would be extremely deranged.
>>33617827MNo. When women hornypost about men, I have literally nothing in common with the men they talk about.
>>33617825stop being obstinate and just ask him out, you don't focus this much on someone not physically doing things next to you unless you like him
>>33617827MRarely, yes, because I’m a sensitive little bistro bitch
>>33617828Serial monogamous, then?
How do you feel about the demons that lurk around your bed at night, waiting to grab your bare ankle with their talons and then drag you to Hell, where you will be stripped naked in a sauna of fire and genitally tortured by Satan for an eternity?
>>33617834I often watch vids of fat and balding guys fucking fleshlights. You might have more in common with what gets me off than you think.
>>33617835I'm not after you, dude. But surely you experienced such gay delights from your roommates and tutors in English boarding school.
>>33617839They're bitch asses. I've has lots of sleep paralysis episodes, and they never do shit but stare.
>>33617838No, genghiskhanmaxxing or go home.
>>33617839Compositional synthesis via my soul’s good works will keep in the divine light so I won’t get eaten!
>>33617825>Well noYes, because hatefucking is a thing.>>33617830>That's so counterintuitive.No, it's fun and feels good.
>>33617839They are more scared of me than I am of them.
>>33617845>tiny dick with money bags for ballsGot it.
>>33617850The action not the physical reality.
>>33617841Yes, there's the ugly bastard fetish and fat and balding usually come as a package, but I'm underweight.
Megalulz
>>33617855That fits the bill too.
66/99
>>33617823It’s soon 2000 here, I have fun stuff to do so Good night
>>33617859hahahahah breeeeeeeeehhhhh lolololo
>>33617859LoooooooL
>>33617841please understand that when i fuck a women, i don't want it to be appealing to the same parts of her mind as fat baldingg guys fucking fleshlights. i mean, when you put it like that, you're kind of emphasizing these traits we usually associate with being ugly, so what, i'm the kind of ugly you get off to? it's almost flattering but ultimately would just make me feel like more of an unlovable creature, the message is something like "i'm only lovable to people that fetishize my ugliness".(i'm not really fat or balding nor do i look bad so this doesnt apply to me, but still)
>>33617858I said nothing of incels you obsessed brownoid.
>>33617860Those guys are probably quite confident if they film themselves. I'd rather not be seen and perceived. Nothing in common.
>>33617865I didn't say it to make you feel desired or better about yourself. I just stated that the incels itt make good goon material even if it's not in the way they wish it was.
>>33617868Ok, will you cry about it now?
>>33617836Stop using words I don't even know what they mean!! Anyway, as previously stated in my prior paragraphs, he is a loser and a freak of the night, so that is never happening>>33617847I don't even think he ever gets to regular f-ck, hatef-cking is just out of any galaxy he could ever possibly imagine if its anything to do with me idk idk but it's just REALLY annoying and I don't get it and I want him to go away and die actually kinda a bit forever or at the VERY least to stop lurking my internet corner!!
>>33617869yeah fair enough, i was responding to the sentiment of the post more than responding to its context
>>33617839Pic related but as a man.>>33617872Oh, you are the guy and are roleplaying as her.
Perhaps, if I gather all the scraps, I can remake the tapestry Can’t do much about the wall though, not qualified
State GenderHow evocative is music for you, emotionally? It seems to be the only thing that can make me cry.
>>33617883MExtremely. Music is the tenor that sets a lot of my mood, I use it for everything.
>>33617883fdepends on how much I let it affect me, it can be from no response to having a huge influence on me
>>33617876No, but I am curious what would make one suspect that. Is this some sort of male code I am accidentally beginning to crack, what is the secret??? Do men like this?? Do you like it when someone is disgusted by you?? If this is some sort of erotic fantasy then please let me know, because if so then I will have to restrategize how I am approaching EVERYTHING
girlsthis girl i know out just started posting tons of sexualized pictures of herself on Instagram out of nowhere. Lots of pictures of her ass and also a close up picture of a necklace shes wearing, but its a close up and clearly she was intending to show off her tits. why would a girl all of a sudden change her social media behavior like that?
>>33617889She's trying to get your pp hard.
>>33617883FOn its own, not much other than relaxing atmosphere. In Elden Ring when you get to that one fight and the theme song start playing I cried.
>>33617883mI must preface this by saying I was born with a lot of visual issues so my relationship to my hearing is kind of weird, but music is extremely evocative for me, especially if I'm fucked up on something. One of the most pleasurable activities for me atm is taking a very large amount of edibles, which puts me in a mildly dissociative state, and cranking it while listening to music with my eyes closed, can usually get off to the music alone.
Men, would you call a woman foid in bed?
70 indicted me
>>33617889Being lusted after by moids can be fun sometimes
>>33617895>womanyou mean a goid?
>>33617872>Anyway, as previously stated in my prior paragraphs, he is a loser and a freak of the night, so that is never happeningyou just remind me a bit of my ex is all, she would describe me as a creature, a dog, bastard, told me my brain needs to be studied in a lab, etc. she was right on all counts (obviously) but you seem like that minus the overt love
People flee before the Dark Lord
Hypothetically speaking, if I called my ex moid and asked him to hook up with me, would he agree?
>>33617902I dont date or believe in love or anything like that, men are all insane and simply want to ruin everything for me always, and he is no different, just slightly more annoying than the rest MEARLY because i cannot find an easy out. NORMALLY a block is enough to make a m*le slither away in self-hatred and shame, but this one is persistent!! Anyway your ex sounds nice, I'm sorry she escaped
>>33617888nta, but most men, even chad, never experience anything close to genuine sexual desire from a woman, or at least it's mere embers compared to what we carry pretty much all the time. Many guys will thus in their fantasies imagine themselves powerful or fearsome in some way. Look at the popularity of the anti-hero genre, or even just Shrek. If you can't be beauty you might as well be the beast, and given the number of women who go for that shit it's apparently not a terrible strategy if a guy can back it up at least a little.
>>33617915> never experience anything close to genuine sexual desire from a womanUnintended hopefuel? I’ll take thatNTA obviously
>>33617915Nta>never experience anything close to genuine sexual desire from a womanSo what you are saying is that if I'm genuinely excited about fucking a guy, it could easily put me into his top sexual experiences territory?
>>33617913she was the best, our relationship was very intimate but also not good for her at all, so i'm not sorry in the least that it's over now, much as my soul misses her. i don't really comprehend your situation or understand what the exact issue but i hope you can find your way regardless
>>33617917yes a genuinely enthusiastic woman tends to be the best lay
>>33617911Yes. Men would take free sex from retarded exes.
>>33617923I knew my simpish and goonerish ways will come in handy some day.
>>33617925I'm NOT retarded
>>33617888>A project where a number of women in different costumes show their panties while they make a disgusted face.There is a fetish for thathttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLy2ZJdcy3zM3Jxy9fHLRzUyAXOqcwzxI8&si=ngVL3h1RV3LQPWGd
>>33617928Sure, tiny brain :)
>>33617911Do you really want that?
>>33617944I said hypothetically
Is it actually good for you to take steroids and party for 72h straight?
>>33617594Probably better safe than sorry then.
>>33617947Based on what?
>>33617946If you have a big butt I would say yes.
>>33617951Apparently, someone has to do it to keep club culture alivehttps://youtube.com/shorts/wtNvoJOpZy8
First time I've seen a woman be funny, I apologise for assuming you can't crack jokes
>>33617960That explains why you don't think women are funny. Your humor just sucks ass.
>>33617960I think the joke would be funnier if she was playing Imagine Dragons.
girls, have you ever been attracted to a guy with incomprehensible vibes? and if so, what was it about him that did it for you?(by "incomprehensible vibes" i mean the guy's a real unapologetic wackjob, if not kind)
>>33617965I wish. You bois with your boiminds are so comprehensible at all times.
>>33617963t.
>>33617967try me, i'll show you comprehensible
>>33617968Is that another one of your boijokes?
>>33617970Anon pretending to be a girl to make fun of other guys is unironically extremely weird and uncanny valley. Please stop
Fapped to failure (nausea)
>>33617888>Do men like this?? Do you like it when someone is disgusted by you??It can be kinda enjoyable, yes
>>33617969I've had enough of comprehensible, confuse me, shock me, disorient me, bamboozle me, perplex me, puzzle me, discombobulate me, stupefy me, hornswoggle me, muddle me, addle me, confound me, daze me, obfuscate me but please no more comprehensible
>>33617973Does imagining every poster itt having a penis make you hard anon?
>>33617982Swinger fetish goes brr
>>33617984stop projecting breh
>>33617985I meant myself, idiot Perhaps I should’ve said NTA
>>33617988perhaps lil'goonie
>>33617992Illgoony
>>33617993that sounds like a sub species of Varanus komodoensis
>>33617982There are no girls on the internet, especially when pretending one would help you to make a point...
Can the men ITT ask me some highly technical science questions to distract me so I don't end up knuckle deep at work?
>>33617996I’m kind of a sub species myself you could say
>>33617997you sound like the >I win anon
>>33618001oh yeah? I will have to inspect your genitals to confirm this
>>33617980imagine a straight guy identifying with this. can you fathom it?
>>33618003I'm just saying to me internet is genderless: everyone is a male
>>33618006Whoa, hey now…you might be shocked
>>33617998what are the questions for?
>>33618009interesting that you project your tactics to just say whatever "helps you make a point" on others
Women do you like COC (Clash of Clans)?
>>33617998What do you think about the von neumann architecture
>>33618007yes? straight guys want to be silly gooses sometimes too >>33618016personally more a fan of COG (Clash of Genitals)
>>33618014No, I've just never seen women use the internet in a way that isn't about themselves. There is a girl internet out there: Instagram, Onlyfans, places where you post photos and stories about yourself. Text only content is the male part
>>33617839They don't bother me anymore since I moved out of home
>>33615577How to survive tummy ache?
>>33618012Ideally life science questions.>>33618018I had to Google it. I don't know much about computers. Please feel free to explain it if you'd like.
>>33618024Sex
>>33618010why? >>33618021>I only consume social media of female attentionwhores, so my idea of the average sm user is a female attentionwhore >I can't see the people posting on text only anonymous sm, so I will simply assume that it's all men because that fits my bias that all women are attentionwhores aren't you such a lil attentionwhore anone? always trying to have the most dumbest of takes to get people to give you (you)s tzk tzk tzk
>>33618020>Clash of GenitalsSounds kinda of painful to be honest
>similar level of fitness as me>decent person>makes her own money>wants childrenWhy are women like these legitimately impossible to find?
>>33618007It's so cute when women do this though.
>>33618021if thats true then why are most anonymous fanfiction and original character writing sites ran and used by women
>>33618034Because your idea of "decent person" probably includes her hating herself as much as you look down on her.
>>33618034That’s a lot of women, this is a you problem
>>33618029I'm dead
>>33618030Girls should be less sexy and flashy online and maybe I wouldn't have these biases! It's not my fault society raised me this way
FShould I even bother with dating apps if I'm a complete prude?
>>33618024Tums?
>>33618027Will phages be able to solve the antibiotic resistance crisis?
>>33618038That's just you projecting>>33618039Some, and I also assume women like these can probably date whoever they damn please because they're so rare.
>>33618030>why?Something something larger than average
>>33618034Because a woman who achieves the first three is too self-focused for the fourth, especially when obtaining the fourth would risk obliterating two out of those three.
>>33618033no pain, no gain >>33618041thats enough shameless attentionwhoring for you for today, get in the timeout cube
>>33618020YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH!!!!the guy isn't JUST a silly goose sometimes...he's a career silly goose, he's a silly ghost mosttimes!
>>33618048you're just trying to activate my size queen mode
women would you date yourself if you were a man?
>>33618050One more (you) please....
>>33618009>internet is genderless: everyone is a maleI actually support diminishing the female privilege like that, it makes interactions more fair
>>33618020>personally more a fan of COG (Clash of GenitalsSometimes my balls get sore from slapping against the vulva. It's a pleasant soreness though.
>>33618044Not in a timely manner, if you ask me. Antibiotic resistance has been an arms race between microorganisms that spans beyond a scope we can reasonably appreciate. I think our best chances to combat antibiotic resistance in healthcare settings, especially the ESKAPEs, is to continue to search out new antibiotic producers while reducing current antibiotic use overall where possible. That will hopefully buy us enough time to find solutions that address the problem from a non-genetic point of view.
>>33618054ok? good for him apparently this is working for him or he surely would have changed his strategy by now do you want to be a silly gooses sometimes too?
I have this friend who I was never attracted to. But now I want to fuck her really bad. Why am I like this
>>33618059depends on how tall, rich and big dicked I was
Ask gender, what do I get from McDonalds >>33618063We should stop importing millions upon millions of foreigners first before making it even more difficult for my babymoms to procure her ear medication
>>33618042I'm not sure. But I'd like a prude gf. It's like, why do I have to roleplay as a criminal everytime we're intimate? Can't I just be your boyfriend?
>>33618069need for breed
>>33618062nice>>33618060(You)
>>33618034>>33618049>obtaining the fourth would risk obliterating two out of those threeliterally this. having children immediately balloons out and changes your body, especially if youre trying to have them back to back to have them similar in age or get it all out of the way at once. thats 2-3 years pregnant, which would also mean 2-3 years that she cant work and has to rely on you to take care of her and the kids. are you financially and physically ready to meet the perfect woman and immediately need to fund and take care of both her and your children? dont go looking for what youre not actually ready to find.a lot of you are so focused on finding a woman that youre not thinking of what that'll require from you to become a husband and father and how much trust the woman of your dreams has put into you for that
>>33618007nta but my friend has always been like that and he has a daughter.I personally like when guys are like that.
>>33618034I'd wager the problem is here>similar level of fitness as meYou're probably in shape but short. The equivalent for in shape woman is tall man, because female height doesn't matter. The equivalent for short man is fat woman no matter how in shape you are.
>>33618058>tryingWho’s fault is that, surely not me :3
>>33618042Yes. You can always quit dating app, literally no consequences
>>33618081I mean yes I'd be extremely happy to do that in fact, it would be a great purpose to have especially now that I'm close to paying off my house and have lots of income that I would gladly dedicate to starting a family and supporting a woman I love.
>>33617342You mean like copying the convo I had?
>>33617888>No, but I am curious what would make one suspect that.You sound like a clichée.
>>33618047It’s not rare at all, incel.
>>33618086explain how anon hoping everyone itt has a penis is a swinger fetish?
>>33618059Yes, I’m a good loyal attractive person
>>33618096I have no idea, I was talking about me because I was mid goon
How do you get good photos for dating apps if your home has bad lighting, phone has a bad camera and that is all you have.
>>33618064haha yeah surely he would have, this was a dumb line of questioning.>do you want to be a silly gooses sometimes too?well lately i've been a silly gooses alltimes, and it has not brought more women into my life but it has made me happier, moment to moment. perhaps my crippling need to be a dad and have a family will peter out eventually? this goose would find that awfully helpful...
>>33618094Then why aren't there any anywhere at all>you just aren't meeting themI meet lots of women every single one is taken or doesn't fulfill those
>>33618073Fries.
>>33618099ohok, then explain THAT
>>33615620>Women, what is the bare minimum you expect from a partner?Non-violent.Respects sexual boundaries.Solves conflict through talking rather than screaming.Is near my fitness level (so that's something we can share).Is near my frugality level.Is a competent adult who, if I were unexpectedly sent to hospital for 2 weeks, wouldn't subsist on junk food and paper plates while trash piles up around him for me to clean up when I get home.Someone I feel comfortable with (this one is the reason I'll die alone).
>femanons rn while they vtubing
Women, cock sleeves. yay or nay?
>>33618103It’s 6AM they don’t serve fries
>>33618100You go outside and get a better camera
>>33618102They are everywhere, sorry incel can’t cope yourself out if this one
>>33618105>explain THATWhat’s to explain about wanting to spitroast my (hypothetical) gf in a club bathroom?
>>33618112if they're so easy to find name some places where they are
>>33618107pls impregnate my ass incel
All the good looking women who would make great wives and mothers are taken in high school and college the latest. Whatever remains is taken shortly after they enter the workforce. There exist very few good looking (7 and above) women that are single and have a good heart, are modest, raised in a decent family, soft spoken and pretty. The window of opportunity when they are single is very very narrow. These are the 2% of women, the highest stock of females this wonderful creation can offer. If you don't frequent their circles or the events they attend you have no chance of meeting them. Women also don't go anywhere alone, so whatever hobbies women have or events they attend it is done with their husband or boyfriend and if they are single with their groups of friends.tldr; there simply aren't enough single good looking young white women to go around for everybody, they are rare and exist mostly in very niche places where men without social circles (loners) can't get in to
>>33618113well that wasn't very obvious from you saying it turns you on to imagine all anons itt have a penis ykno
>>33618109Then wait until they serve fries
>>33618088I have a complex about wasting other people's time
What kinda type of girls give constant attention and validation to their boyfriends
>>33618090as long as youre being realistic you should be fine. just know though that youre asking a woman to give up her physique, her career for a while, and change her entire future by saddling her with children. its not easy to convince anyone of this anymore. these days those are all negatives that cut freedom and happiness. your asking her to trust that youll never leave in a generation where regardless of race, almost no ones fathers stayed. understand its a scary dream that easily turns into a nightmare, that youre trying to sell.
>>33618101have you tried steroids and party for 72h straight? the guy in the vid said he met his wife at an after hour...
>>33618121Trvke. King Andrew Tate talked about this before.
>>33618125the lovebombing ones but it will only last for three weeks
>>33618108Idk what it is
>>33618122Sorry, what? I wasn’t paying attention, lemme reread Oh, yeah. I am sooo esoteric
>>33618120Only after you cum out of your milkers, femcel-kun.
>>33618123No can do
>>33618135the gooning has fried your brian cells...the doctor said no more spitroasting on the club toilet
I was sexually abused by older women as an early teen. Am I still worthy for women to date me?
>>33618119School, work, any event, outside, inside, online, offline. Friends, friends of friends, their friends, even friends of family, any social setting. Pretty sure I said everywhere, incel
>>33618136well, make me
>>33618124Then dating is not for you. Ask about arranged marriage and get what you get
>>33618140anyone that interprets a sexual encounter as traumatizing instead of arousing is not datable
>>33618139Too bad, doc, I need it, the H button is needy
>>33618132>A penis sleeve is a support device made of silicone, latex, rubber, or plastic that you wear over your penis during sex (similar to a condom). They can make your penis longer, add girth, help you keep an erection, and more.
>>33618140I was sexually abused by an older boy as a little girl. how u doin?
What would be the response in this situation?
Women, what's Abigail Shapiro's bra size do you reckon?
>>33618140I'm sorry to hear that, anon...And yes you're worthy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eptW-e6okLg
>>33618142I'll put your collar and leash on and then sit on your back like the cow that you are.Go make moo, little cowie!
>>33618151Say the truth
>>33618151>"for now" and wink at her
>>33618149That sounds painful, but I’m sure it’s nice for the women that can take it
>>33618155DSL
>>33618151"Yes."
>>33618155uhm... rude?
>>33618157This guy (eventually) fucks.
>>33618151I would genuinely run away crying
Today, I did something that I will probably regret for many years. I might look back and wish that I never did it.
>>33618144Its still arousing but also shameful hence why its so hard to talk about you retard.
>>33618147sigh, not like I can do anything to enforce those medical professional recommendations
>>33618152I don’t know them
>>33618170Nope, you ruined me
>>33618168arousing things are supposed to be a bit shameful
>>33618167Care to share?
>shortish woman>bf is literally a head and a half taller than herevery single time
>>33618160True, but the nails are even hotter.>>33618163What did you expect after calling me an incel? The fuck, bitches asking for decency when they start with namecalling out of nowhere.Now, show me your neck so I can put your favourite collar on.
>>33618151>tranime pic>iPhone filenameFaggot deserved that
>>33618172what? I did not do any such thing
>>33618164but I'm not a guy anon
>>33618107The phrases in the pic sound so funny, and they also sound like that they were written by a man, lol.
>>33618151I would be incredibly ashamed for using a sad girl anime reaction image as a supposedly adult man.
>>33618177oh right, I totally forgot I said that oops
>>33618176Good for her. That makes me horny just thinking about it.
>>33618180Yes…surely not…there was no awakening for me when (not) you said to hold back for you
>>33618176we already had this discussion with the giraffe yesterday
>>33618185Alright.
>>33618187well well well, if it isn't the consequences of mine own actions
>>33618128admittedly i have not, although that that guy has a wife did make me feel a bit better. imagine that, doing things you like and meeting people while doing that and then doing gross stuff like spending time together and impregnating each other. holding hands. no, i'm just whinging because i have intimacy issues and no clear path to partnering with someone anyway and these two facts upset me because i want to impregnate & be impregnated. the things i need to do to seek companionship grate against my me-ness, and that my me-ness seems to require being lonely leaves me feeling lonely and mostly bad. thank you for reading, i don't onow what the steroids will add to the equation but i hope it is interesting
it really is quite annoying that women will never feel genuinely attracted to you because your genes arbitrarily decided to not make you 5% taller than the average and instead made you average or below that
>>33618189now give me that leash and put the collar on
>>33618176I can’t find a bf that is my height, it’s out of my control
>>33618190Yeah yeah, those damn things, no responsibility
>>33618186>That makes me horny just thinking about it.why?
I like to ask people for a source when debating while also never substantiating my own claims
>>33618176Manlet here. It's still the height difference women deserve.
>>33618198It turns me on. Bonus points if he's older.
>>33618151I've been clocked out as a virgin and forever alone my whole life. Best I can do is a nonchalant "yeah, I can't help that" never project your real feelings and just treat it either stoic or as a joke since people don't like when men showanything else.
>>33618199source?
Have a good morning What did you have for breakfast today
>>33618205I got my chocolate and banana overnight oats, and a pear.What about you anon?
>>33618202>Why does it make you horny?>Because it turns me onEating sushi makes me happy because i enjoy eating sushi
>>33618206I got egg muffin, hashbrown and coffee
>>33618205Bread. I also suck at baking still and there is a faint baking soda taste.
>>33618195You know where it is.I want you to put it on yourself, in front of me.And if you don't put in properly tight, you know that you will get punished for not understand your place below me.Take the one with the bell, cow.
>>33618193no the steroids was just a dumb meme, ignore it the thing is that you've tried being you for a while now and it did not give you the results you want, so maybe you should try leaning into different parts of being youit will still be you, just with slightly different distribution of weight for example, you do have a desire for companionship, you could lean into that patt of yourself more that craves connection and start to expand on that spark until it has grown to a little flame where you don't just want someone that will love and impregnate you but maybe a friend you can spend time with, and what do you know, maybe that friend has other friends and maybe you do a pizza party at her place and her friend brings her introvert brother that keeps whining to her about how he can't meet anyone and she has forced him to come with her by telling him that there might be a cute girl there that's looking for a bf to and BAM husband time
Your only chance if you're short is finding a very short woman but very short woman are usually even MORE obsessed with height than normal women.
>>33615620Not to cheat.
>>33618208Oh. Sorry my bad.I like the idea of being smaller than him in general. And the idea that he could be rough with me but chooses to be gentle (most of the time).
>>33618197I have a slight suspicion that you like it that way...
>>33618188Which one? We have several giraffes here who feel entitled to a 6'6" man.
>>33618218Already came, love u bb
>>33618205Bagel, the Jewish breakfast of champions
>>33618205I made cabbage pancakes. It was very yummy.
Women, would you wear this dress if your bf asked you to?
>>33618176What do you want me to do?All women are 20 to 25cm smaller than me.
>>33618214I need a global war to take my mind off things.
>>33618220H
>>33618224sure
>>33618214Height slut here.I also get turned on if the guy is shorter than me because it inspires more dominant attitudes in me. If I can bully my short bf until he gets annoyed/aroused, it makes me happy all the same
>>33618228It was a lot, I was pent up
>>33618176And that's my fetish.
>>33618224This dress is perfect for a girl with tattoos, awooga
>>33618222Okinomiyaki or whatever the japanese call it?
Why does pulling an all nighter make me crazy jumpy? Every little thing jumpscares me
>>33618214This is why I avoid sub5’6 women like the plague
>>33618224Maybe at home. I don't have the proportions to pull it off.
>>33618236Insomnia does that to me. Like being schizophrenic but temporarily.
>>33618235Yes, I added garlic and ginger but instead of mayo I dipped it in s o y sauce and chili sauce.
>>33618231You're a man larping. Dominant foids don't exist.
>>33618232stop trasi
>>33618238Very sadHave you tried working on that?
>>33618244lmfao what I was trying to say is stop trying to tease me
>>33618241Damn. I could go for that right now. Maybe I should make some tomorrow.
>>33618233What was your uncle's height?
>>33618242I'm not dominant, but it does make me want to provoke him. And I am a woman >:|
>>33618247I've been addicted to it since two weeks or so. Once I actually made it twice in one day, it's so yummy.
>>33618244>>33618246Mind = boomwhen I look at my cock when it’s all red and sensitive, I think of you
>>33618059>women would you date yourself if you were a man?I know for a fact I would have a big dick but be a premature ejaculator if I were a man.>>33618151>What would be the response in this situation?"Yes. Unless you count my uncle.">>33618205>What did you have for breakfast todaySourdough pancakes with raspberry compote.>>33618224>Women, would you wear this dress if your bf asked you to?I would wear it even if asked not to.
>>33618248About tree fiddy.
>>33618252>spoiled.gif
>>33618255millimeter
Short guys, you're very cute especially if you're stockier.
>>33618245On my skeletal structure?
>>33618255An eight-story tall crustacean from the Paleolithic era, you say?
me when femanon gets out of the shower
>>33618258Sigh, ruined so thoroughly all for a gif
>>33618237If you're 5'8 like me you're doomed. Women you are actually meaningfully taller than just want a guy that literally towers over them, and you're still too short for the women that are in your ballpark due to heels.Seriously life is so fucking pointless at times being short. It's like an entire area of existence (love) is out of your reach. You will never get a reaction like this >>33618233 because lmao you're not top 1% height bro get fucked you are missing the ONLY FUCKING TRAIT women seem to give a single fuck about.
>>33618254>I would wear it even if asked not to.Lmfao
>>33618266Me before anon gets in the shower
No one likes skinny 5'9" men
>>33618266me when anon is actively shitting
>>33618254>>What would be the response in this situation?>"Yes. Unless you count my uncle."You are a woman, nobody would never ask you this anyway.>>33618263Yes, it is all just a question of mindset and hard work
>>33618266Liking the smell of Pantene that much is kinda gay broHigh T men sniff me up BEFORE my shower
>>33618273I beg to differ
>>33618267you get what you gif
>>33618249>>:|Indeed, why are women generally more cringe than men? They like crying, moaning, and posting emojis for no reason.
>>33618261Baiting for simps again? We know you despise short men from the irl interactions we have with foids.
>>33618273Wtf are you talking about
>>33618279Am I really so worthless…(joke)
>>33618261No one likes manlets. Stop giving them hope. Unless they look like Gimli. I'd fuck Gimli.
>>33618280>They like crying, moaning, and posting emojis for no reason.Correct :D>>33618281You don't get to bully them, I want to bully them!
Men, your girlfriend says she wants to get invited to fashion week show. What are you going to do?
>>33618268You’re really not doomed, but most short women are shit. I have friends who are 5’8 and shorter who do fine for what they want with women. But I agree that some 5’2 goblin who wants me because of how tall I am is a major turn off because it’s stupid and looks ugly
>>33618266Me when femanon tries to argue with me.
>>33618254>"Yes. Unless you count my uncle."JH, is that you again?
>>33618286>inside jokes are worthless (serious)a clown
Girlswould you leave your husband over sex if everything else in your marriage was great?
>>33618291Why am I supposed to do everything? The only women at that show are girlbosses who get what they want because they go do it themselves
>>33618294that was painful to watch
>>33618291sneak her into the show under my shirt
>>33618273if it makes you feel any better you could be fat or jacked and it would be the same
>>33618296I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU!
>>33618298if he is unwilling or unable to learn? probably not but I'd probably try to find another way to get what I want
>>33618295You're doing this on purpose.
>>33618303stop lovebombing me you witch
>>33618300I know.I save plenty of painful things.
MI want to be love bombed
>>33618309tfw can’t say the things I really wanna say
>>33618293Of course I am doomed, this shit is only getting worse all the time and women are clearly showing that they'd rather be single than consider dating men under 6 feet.
>>33618305Maybe he just isn’t interested in sex anymore>id probably find a another way to get what I wantCheating?
Men.It's really fucking annoying when we're talking about serious shit and you keep making jokes.Especially when I take it seriously and hear you out when you're not doing well but then crack jokes when I talk about my dead parents.
>>33618312you sure about that? absolutely positively convinced? pray tell, dost thou stand firm on this claim? you swear on your granny’s teapot? willing to carve that in stone? standing tall on that hill?
Why do I go here if you all make me depressed and distracted at work.
I love the character design of women
>>33618318he would have to be willing and able to at least communicate about the situation open and honestly >cheating no, theres many other options
>>33618325Same issue here.
>>33618321Sorry but I've been told that the only way to get a woman intrested in you is by being her personal clown
>>33618317its not your height, youre just annoying. i dated a guy who was 5'1 and we would have gotten married if he didnt keep picking fights and lurking redpill garbage that kept telling him women hate his height. shouldnt have mattered, i didnt care he was short. but you retards obsess over it even when you finally have someone as a perma-crutch as to why you have to act like a whiny jackass all the fucking time. just shut up about your height and we can look past it.
>>33618321It is all we are taught to show in public and anything else isntreated like it is inappropriate even more these days.
I’m Jewish and some of my favorite music right now is Aryan Classic Save Europe Euro Pop Hardstyle remixes
Sex3
>>33618325because you trained your brian to crave constant stimulation
>>33618312Find a woman in her 40s. They are really lonely and would love to spoil a young guy. I posted in the other thread about my friend who was fucking a hot and fit 44 year old woman when he was in uni. He said that she was always buying him gifts. She bought him an expensive suit, watch, and shoes when he graduated as a gift to help him prepare for job interviews. He also said they would fuck a lot, and most times after he would bust, she would go to the kitchen and return to him with a box of chocolate milk and a protein bar for him to have. While he’d be recovering with that, she would get down and nurse his cock for him to relax
>>33618337The world is flat.
>>33618335A gun could fix me.
>>33618328>many other optionsWhat does that mean?>communicate openlyIs it not open if he just says he’s not interested anymore in sex?
>>33618333this sounds like it would slappost link>>33618315you can always write it as a short story and post it in /write what's on your mind/
Moids, do nice girls finish last? (P.S: nice, not attractive)
women hate balls?
>>33618298>would you leave your husband over sex if everything else in your marriage was great?No, I can masturbate. No point in throwing the baby out with the bath water. Sex is so little of what a relationship actually is, to the point it's lowkey retarded that so many people put so much stock into it.>>33618333>I’m JewishI'm sorry
>>33618339bang bang, my baby shot me down
>>33618338?
>>33618331And I'm sure conveniently the guy you're dating right now just happens to be much taller wowie what a coincidenceIt's cool that you can be a piece of shit while tall and that's okay but if you do it while short of course that's the real fault, it's not you being short it's the uhhh insecurity! It just so happens all short men are insecure and all tall men are confident, what a ccoincidence.
>>33618340>Is it not open if he just says he’s not interested anymore in sex?maybe it is but that shows an insane level of lack of self awareness since he wouldn't even try to dig a little deeper to find out WHY he lost interest as long as you don't know the cause you can't figure out a solution
>>33618342ye
>>33618345>No, I can masturbate. No point in throwing the baby out with the bath water. Sex is so little of what a relationship actually is, to the point it's lowkey retarded that so many people put so much stock into it.unexpected but this is good to read
>>33618341https://youtu.be/hCGAQTwMrvw
>>33618327Really?
>>33618344No. They're just a bit disgusting. Like penises. But I guess it makes it hotter.
>>33618341>a short story Perhaps, hm?
>>33618342No they are able to keep any bf they want to keep
>>33618325Kek, the same reason I opened this as I plan to be productive on my laptop: because it feels like having company, so you don't feel all alone while you're doing something you don't like doing TL;DR: We're your emotional support fags/fagettes
>>33618350you do know that peoples’ interest change overtime? That goes with anything. Maybe you used to be really into playing volleyball. It consumed your life, but 10 years later. You just don’t have an interest in it anymore
>>33618353>removed source identifiers
>>33618344I want to juggle them, but they're too... attached
>>33618354cute
>>33618356mhm, also realized it's actually write your thoughts but you get what I meant, eh?
>>33618361then he should have the self awareness and articulation to put that into words to tell me
State genderDo you install a lot of mods for the games you play?
>>33616706They do that everytime. For no reason. They clearly like me and try to include me. And I sit there just panicking for no reason
>>33618364You're stupid.
>>33618365Indeed, I am writing it now
>>33618345>Sex is so little of what a relationship actually isI agree with you, but why is it that if I search this question anywhere else, every reply says “sex is SO important” and most women will advise to divorce? If you go on Google and type “my husband doesn’t want sex” every since response says to divorce
>>33618375yummy...
>>33618370>Do you install a lot of mods for the games you play?FYes, I usually will do a vanilla run, then download mods for replay value. It's the only reason I've been able to replay Bethesda games.
>>33618358I miss when I could listen to music and disappear.
>>33618372sex
>>33618370MI don't play games anymore. I'm an adult. I did think when I was little that I'll buy all the latest games when I get some money and now I have no interest in them.
>>33618353I kinda don't see how this is Aryan Classic Save Europe Euro Pop Hardstyle but if you are vibing, you are vibing
>>33618370fnoneever
>>33618377Erm…perhaps. Drawing upon that love for this is actually really nice
>>33618381so mature, what adult activities you do?
>>33618370F. I once tried to uncensor the Sims 2 but it didn't work.
>>33618298Maybe if there was no sex?
>>33618349its kinda hard for him to be shorter than 5'1, like did you even think at all before you typed that or what. current bf is also 5'something, probably 7. i meet guys through gaming. i dont know what they look like or what their height is when we start talking. no i dont ask either, it shouldnt matter. if im playing vidya with someone and having a great time, then thats someone ill take interest in. its just natural. shared hobbies, shared humor. im not thinking "gee but how tall is he!!" who gives a shit, can he nuke noobs with me or not?? fag. you cry too much. you cry because youre so focused on looks you cant fathom anything other than looks mattering. you dont even think about hobbies, humor, or personality-connecting to someones soul. you just look in your mirror and start sobbing. its really pathetic. even if you met someone, youd do exactly what my ex did. youd just start crying because you hate yourself and how you look, and dont feel like you deserve love anyway. you'll self sabotage and then go back to blaming your height when in reality its just your fault for being an un-fun shit person. you live your life confined by rules that you enforce in your own mind, and then yell at everyone else for it.
>>33618370FMostly not. Just some graphic things for Chrono Trigger or FF6.
>>33618261I've seen a short guy that reminded me of a guy I had developed oneitis for, they do look unconventionally good most of times
>>33618386I'll look for it over there
>>33618382You are obviously not very chronically online because these songs have been dogwhistles for years nowhttps://youtu.be/2NXU2LQCUSU
>>33618380Jerk off to it, then.
>>33618376Everyones response to literally anything is to cut people off or divorce. I think gen z learned from media and trauma dumping of millennials.
>>33618392They do. One of my biggest crushes was on a short guy.
>>33618397post modern art doesn't really do it for me
>>33618399Did it ever work out?
>>33618388I dont know what is more pathetic, trying or failing to do it.
>>33618394Enjoy :3
>>33618402Exactly. I wanted to have sex with my celebrity crushes but see it.
>>33618398>I think gen z learned from media and trauma dumping of millennials.Gen Z is more into open relationships than any previous generation
>>33618233>Dating a girl>She's pretty wild>Shows me a trash horror movie with some psycho killer trying to murder her children. >I laugh and make fun of it.>She's super annoyed.I'm pretty sure women show men these kinds of films to judge their reactions for more than the obvious reasons.Women, reveal your weird mind games that make no sense and are positively counter productive to your own happiness.Now.
>>33618370MNever have. I'm boomer and don't really get how.Also i'm gun shy since what downloading Linkingpark.exe on kaza destroyed the family computer
MenI want to love for for who you are. If you're short I want to love you for that. If you're tall, I want to love you for that too. I want to learn your smiles and know the shape of your body. I don't care if you're thin, chubby, muscly, I just want to touch you.It makes me really sad when you get depressed over your looks.
>>33618151"I never lose, you see."
>>33618400Fuck you.>>33618408>like thing that I find intense and interesting >show it to guy I love>he laughs at it when it wasn't supposed to be funny >feel personally attacked It's not a mind game, it's you being a cunt.
>>33618401He wasn't living in our country and only visiting from time to time, so no. He's doing good though, and he got a cute gf too. I'm happy for them.
>>33618376Physical INTIMACY is important and most people are too stupid to differentiate the two. It's also a reinforcement of gender roles, since men HAVE to want sex and women are so open with their friends that the only thing they don't do with them that they do with their bf/husband is have sex.But for some people, like those chronically online losers on Reddit, sex is a non-negotiable within a relationship. But I can tell you that you can have a happy, healthy relationship with no sex. There's no shame in being ace.
>>33618417Oh, no, no, no, I'm not buying that.One of the biggest tiktok genres is women doing their makeup while talking about the kinds of homicide cases that make the officers on scene have mental breakdowns.There's something going on there.
>>33618405On the otherhand you were just a teenager.>>33618411Depends a lot on the game but for a lot of modern games it is just downloading it through the steam workshop or equivalent and then hitting a checkbox in the launcher.
>>33618233The most generic thing about women is how monolithic their preferences are. Tall guy. Rich guy. Rich with hair. Tall with muscles. Variations of the aforementioned characteristics. Muscular with girthy BWC. Tall and rich with BBC. Rich with long hair, groomed every two days at the barbershop. Rich with yacht. BWC with harem. BBC muscles with Porsche.
>>33618413I wouldn't say depressed there famillio esteves.I just wish my hairline would stop receeding and I want to drop some weoght mostly for health reasons
>>33618427I was really, really cringe as a teenager. I still can't stop being into HP.
>>33618422>Championing a sexsless relationship as healthy.>Posts the literal worst cartoon in human history that pedophile communities literally use to secretly identify one another.Ha.Makes ya think, you know?
>>33618429The only nonfictional thing of those I think I specifically and actively fetishize in real men is the white thing.
>>33618425ntaAnon it's not hard to figure out what's going on here.Women are usually smaller/weaker than the guys they're attracted to. Women have adapted to feel aroused by those aggressive behaviors (because otherwise nobody would have kids).Women find it hot. And women also have a frontal lobe and can distinguish enough between the two to not all be depraved bpdemons.
>>33618433Peridot is Ace and there is very little representation in media, never mind positive representation, of AroAce people.Go fuck yourself.
>>33618413thank you, anonyour words are so touching it almost makes me wish i wasnt a loveless bastardif it makes you feel better i dont actually think you hate short guys, im just projecting my own attitude onto you because the reality of your selfsame love might kill me if i ever let myself experience it undiluted by pretense
>>33618390tldr women are repulsed by cuckbitch behavior>>33618349you're acting like a bitch>t.5'9 in a country where the male average is 4" taller and I've got bigger fish to fry than to get mindjew'd by grifters and doomers
>>33618362NTATILI'm pissed I only learned about this now. AND learned about it because of a Jew.
>>33618432>I still can't stop being into HP.Some interpretations of his work are cringe but I wouldnt consider HP Lovecrafts works cringe
>>33618434Let me put it this way: fictional men are always going to be what you seek and you will compare everyone to fictional men, even without realising.
>>33618379>listen to musicPost a link or two?
>>33618442I meant Harry Potter.
Sometimes I just sit here, the sun shining on my naked belly, a nice breeze coming in from my balcony and realize... just how fucking cool I am.
>>33618434
>>33618349nta but another femanon dating a short guy (5'5") over yourself lmao
>>33618443No. If you want to tell me that I don't actually like what I like about men, and secretly like what I say I don't particularly like in men, you're not the type of person I want to talk to.
>>33618436I don't know what those words mean, I'm sorry. >>33618435Yeah, but, look, I'd argue (lightly) that it may be the female equivalent of men who are intimately fascinated with little girl animes. Imagine if some dude you were dating was super into sailor moon and got genuinely disheartened with you because you thought the music was gay.
>>33618445Oh that makes more sense. And yes that is indeed cringe as it is children book and not for adults
>>33618403no u
>>33618447Is this racism?
>>33618440lelelelele
>>33618440hehehe.. thats right, you dirty gentile, bask in your privacy knowing that it was *I* who taught it to you.
>>33618437It's natural to come here to yell at the void a little.
>>33618406Yeah because it is non committal. Why commit if it leads to divorce instead of going for easier things to cut people off for for not filling all their needs and wants.
Women, is boob weight really that bothersome?
>>33618452I'm not getting into this fucking argument on /adv/. I will keep compulsively buying merchandise, I can't stop myself. That mug haul was fun.
>>33618458Don't you have a genocide to do in your diaperFuck off
>>33618444No. I listen to weezer and Radiohead. I'm basic
>>33618461Yes. You gotta remember our frames are smaller.
>>33618458I'm going to give you the gay. And I will make you consent.
>>33618461yeah I'm about to get my period and even moving from my back to my side when laying in bed is painful
>>33618455I was approving of the post and that was the first approving reaction Img I saw
>>33618464Radiohead is basic? Aw, c'mon...
>>33618458Can you please tell the elders to stop abusing white Americans they're going really weird.
>>33618461Walk around with a front trainer weight that is 1-4lb.
>>33618317even if you got into a relationship, your insecurity would eat you alive causing you to sabotage the relationship. you would then blame her for liking chad or whatever, causing you to spiral further into your blackpill delusions. any time you see a happy couple with a short man, you will say to yourself "she's cheating on him. he's rich. etc". you are mentally ill and annoying as fuck
>>33618468Oh. Well I don't like whites for your approval, it's just something I can't help.
>>33618464I like radiohead too (shocker, I know), but I don't know who Weezer isAny favorite songs?
>>33618469I don't make the rules, also I got back into duran duran because I liked their album people kept calling mgs5 ost.
>>33618451>Imagine if some dude you were dating was super into sailor moon and got genuinely disheartened with you because you thought the music was gay.I watched Cardcaptor Sakura with my husband, it's a good show. We still haven't watched Sailor Moon. But honestly women who go and shame men for liking their cute whatever anime kinda read like souless vampires to me. Same for men.That said it's different from laughing about it a little and have the other person completely overreact. It's a nuanced situation. A good person may laugh and then stop and reassure their spouse/bf/gf if they hurt their feelings. Then again, the other person can't take everything so fucking personally.
>>33618462I hope the books you are reading now are more age appropriate.
State gender. How long does it take you to shower?
>>33618474Just listen to blue album. You know weezer trust me.
>>33618456Thanks, 'non
>>33618459enough. i won't pollute my ears with any more of your foid nonsense insidiously insinuating itself into my brain and taking root. and don't hug me either, i'll either punch you or cry.
>>33618461Not for me *cries in DFC*
>>33618478Depends if I cry.
>>33618477I only read smut and work stuff nowadays. It's embarrassing to admit.
>>33618461Hold your arm out for 10 seconds. Not too bad, right? Hold it out for 24 hours.
>>33618444Ntahttps://youtu.be/GyYUZMEE0x8https://youtu.be/AObC5VKMdEchttps://youtu.be/osBnfGP-8aY>>33618445>I meant Harry PotterDid you have a bad or dysfunctional childhood? I've noticed that a lot of people who were really into Harry Potter came from broken homes and used HP as a form of escapism, myself included.>>33618451>I don't know what those words mean, I'm sorry.Ace = asexual, meaning you either don't experience sexual attraction and/or sexual urgesAro = aromantic, meaning you don't experience romantic attraction >>33618478>State gender. How long does it take you to shower?If I do my hair, about 45 - 60 minutes. If I don't, about 15 - 20 minutes.
>>33618194kill yourself
>>33618478M20-40min, up to 50 when I'm sick
>>33618478F. An hour on average, assuming I'm shaving and doing my hair routine.
>>33618474You don't know who Weezer is? Not even from memes?
>>33618476I would agree.Also added context she did actually turn out to be a complete psychopath. Lmao.Also, in friendly response... I can't agree, as man. Those men are useless to me. I look around me for some kind of potential, some kind of utility in men and I see nothing. They're all useless. It's a very rare man with the discipline to dedicate himself to a comprehensive task. The guys who watch those sorts of shows are incredibly childish deep down and need a healthy dose of historical realism. Life is fucking awful for a lot of people and it's important they do what they can to face it. Watching sailor moon isn't helping. You ladies enjoy that stuff, though.
>>33618194Your genes made you short because your short dad was able to pull your mom. You have no one to blame.
>>33618486>Did you have a bad or dysfunctional childhood?Of course. But who didn't?
>>33618478F5-10 minutes on a normal day20 minutes on a bad day1 minute and then pivoting to an hour long bath on a really bad day(5-10 minutes is already too long, I grew up under water restrictions, more than 3 minutes was unthinkable, I'm ashamed)
>>33618490Anon, I don't feel so good.
>>33618478f, 15 minutes tops. i don't shave my legs because im lazy.
>>33618473And I cannot help but prefer being prefered. Ironic.
>>33618478F Around half an hour.
>>33618479>You know weezer trust me.You underestimate how much I dont know :pNo seriously I didn't grow up in an English speaking country, so I wouldn't be exposed to the music for eg playing at a store, or in a car or whatever even though I don't know the artist
>>33618486Just washing it adds that much time?
>>33618484Smh, women these days.What kind of smut do you tend to read?
>>33618490:(See >>33618501
>>33618495Not sure if 3rdie or CalifornianNot sure if there's a difference
>>33618486Asexuality isn't real. You might wanna check out Jungian compensation. You've probably just got something incredibly shameful about your sexuality or body or personality that's so threatening to your sense of self you'd rather mask it with a rhetorical repression of the most basic, fundamental, universal instinct.I'm not judging, man/girl. But the reality is you're obviously trying to repress something. From the Steven universe pics I'm guessing childhood sexual trauma..
>>33618507Oh nothing that dire, I'm just Australian
>>33618499I think that's fair.>>33618504Mostly fanfics, some slasher-esque stuff, and slow burn romance shit that gets updated once a fucking decade it feels like.
>>33618509Dire.
>>33618506Fair enough. But they do get a lot of radio play around here. What's that, you d- [cries in millennial]
>>33618511>some slasher-esque stuffHow is that smutt?
>>33618508>You might wanna check out Jungian compensation. You've probably just got something incredibly shameful about your sexuality or body or personality that's so threatening to your sense of self you'd rather mask it with a rhetorical repression of the most basic, fundamental, universal instinct.nta could large boobs do this? Asking for a friend.
>>33615594you say that a lot
>>33618511SEE.SLASHER SMUT.I can't judge. After a fistfight you win you do get pretty horny.Oh, I just totally got the pirate obsession.
>came againCrazy what the body does when it’s not depressed
>>33618517No, you probably just come from a culture where the men are circumcised resulting in autism resulting in narcissism resulting in a preference for immature bodies. Thats just a guess, thought.
>>33618501Pain.Ok they are know for say it ain't so and buddy holly mainly.
>>33618520What does it do when it’s depressed?
>>33618524Goes weeks without even getting aroused. I also tend to barely eat during, only chain smoking and doing drugs.
>>33618516It makes me horny and I masturbate to it, and the authors post them with that in mind, so it's smut right?>>33618519>After a fistfightUnironically, wrestle sex is like the real life version of that fight or flight intensity I imagine when I read thriller stuff.
>>33618520Weird. I orgasm super easy when I'm depressed for some reason.
>>33618481
>>33617279I've played insane aquarium for longer than I have fished. But I caught like 2 catfish irl.
>>33618528>and the authors post them with that in mindUh... no, maybe not.
i need to make my man cum 10 times before next friday. anons how should i achieve this?
>>33618528Why does people getting killed make you horny?
>>33618503>Just washing it adds that much time?Yes, I have a thick cuticle, so it takes time for product and moisture to set in and also long to dry without heat, which can damage my hair. >>33618508This was actually true for me. Between anxiety, depression, trauma, and autism, I had no libido despite finding people sexually attractive. I thought I was asexual. But I have met people with no such hangups that just physically do not have a sex drive or do not find things sexually attractive. This could be something hormonal or biological, but they're not wrong or invalid for feeling that way.I do have umbrage with Jungian psychology though. I think there has been. A resurgence in his work due to Jordan Peterson.
>>33618514I'm a millennial too, anon KekI'm just ESL>>33618523>PainKek>they are know for say it ain't so and buddy holly Alright, I'll go see what the fuss is about
>>33618534I could tell you, but what would you do with the other 6 days?
>>33618529Hard opposite for me. Kinda wish I was like you kek
>>33618478Chartfag should make a chart out of shower times and gallons of water used and find what time you should just take a bath as opposed to showering to preserve water.
>>33618541i think this is just highly dependent on your own shower faucet, though
>>33617279F, yes. I had a pretty good time. The weather was nice and I got to spend some time with my bf. I didn't want to put the worm on the hook or take any fish off it, I let him do that. I caught a trout!
>>33618478F5min
>>33618540Lol. Yeh, my body must do it as some form of compensation or something.
>>33618478i have learned from these responses that we have some stinky ass femanons in here. 5 minutes? you wash your hair AND ass AND pussy AND underboob AND toes in 5 minutes?
>>33618461I wouldn’t know
>>33618532The stuff I read, yeh.>>33618536I actually don't like snuff. I like the stuff where I can self insert into a story about a woman getting stalked and attacked by a monster who's not malicious. He's just a force of nature doing what he does and the self insert character ends up just having to accept it and get what she can out of it. And then it's a happy ending where she doesn't have to die. Idc if the extras die, though.A couple really good stories tailored very specifically to my preferences have been shared here, but my exact preferences are very uncommon to find in most stories with similar tags.
>>33618370FNever installed a mod.
>>33618550i thought you liked it that way
>>33618551PLAP
>>33618538nta listen to the radio more often. You'll get more accustomed to the culture. Even just the commercials and stuff.
Was dating a girl for a while, both really liked eachother.She left the country week and a half ago for good.Both crying as I was going home, she told me I was great really enjoyed our time together etc. Gave her a card and she text me the next day to say she was crying reading it and will send one when she gets home.We neither committed to breaking up, nor did we say we would try long distance. She just told me that we'll still text and she'll facetime me etc. Left her for the first few days she was home, didn't bother initiating anything. She sent me a few things on TikTok and Instagram over the weekend.Decided to drop her a text on Monday, few texts back and forth but told me she was sick might have covid. Then next 2 responses from her were like 18 hours after mine. Not bothering to initiate anything until she does at this point.Just think its bad signs if its this difficult already.Where does one go from here?My goal was always to just play things chill for 2-3 months and then discuss with eachother how we are feeling about things. However, I'm kinda sceptical at this point, probably need to be having slightly more contact than we are to not let it completely die out.
>>33618370F Do widecreen fixes for old games count?
>>33618372Are you Asian?
>>33618561Everything but Asian, pretty much.
>>33618448>>33618390Crazy how the only place you see women dating short men is on the internet, surely not because it cant be proven.But yes its not like you have girls basically wetting themselves over the notion of a guy being a head and a half taller its all on short guys heads, crazy how its always height and not some other random quality if its all fake and women dont care about it.
>>33618354>>33618372You need to fix your posture.
>>33618537A broken clock is right, etc.Peterson doesn't fully understand Jung. You can see that by the fact he clings to religion. Jung was a gnostic. I mean, his perspnal signit ring was the fucking demiurge. He believed Abraxas (the prophecied slayer of the demiurge) was the final archetype, continuously repressed by the stupidity of pathological religion. Peterson is a very brilliant man, but not a genius.>>33618528Lmao, you know what, totally fair. I suppose as a man life or death situations are unpleasant.Not necessarily for the danger, after a few of them you kindof let the adrenaline do its job, but the more of them you experience the bright this part of your mind begins to glow that seems to genuinely like it.Example: about two weeks ago I caught this hillbilly farmer type peel around a corner and almost crash into a family sedan. They both parked in the middle of the main street and start yelling at each other, but you know, the farmer boy was definitely in the wrong.So I pull up next to him, open my door, and just smile at him. He calms down a bit and says "fuckin, shit drivers, yea?" I just smile and put my hand on my seat belt. Literal Ray Shoesmith grin. And something in my brain just... like, wants this to escalate. I feel hungry for it. He immediately calms down, and drives off, the other driver turned out to be really not capable of fighting whatsoever. I genuinely don't like that I don't have much control of those situations anymore. HOWEVER that does seem like it would be a fascinating, taboo, almost psychedelic experience for a woman. That is, actually wanting a fight with a man.
Why are Spanish people online so full of self-hatred and hate other Spanish people so much?Never been to Spain, so I can't really understand it.
>>33618563you ever think about getting them pierced
>>33618537Are you black?
>>33618570They have had a long line of trumps
>>33618564it's actually because you have no friends and don't leave your house
>>33618570The Spainish people that do that are not the ones that live in Spain. It's probably like that for black people as well.
>>33618557It feels ... foreign and I can't relateWe're both speaking English, and even if I understand *some* of the culture, it's not like living there. Not to mention, radio tends to focus on regional matters (at least it does here), which is even more specific and complicated than just understanding and following the overall culture, events, trends...Btw, anon, this is why a lot of misunderstandings happen when an English speaker talks to an ESL. I remember this lady who talked on another platform about her long distance bf (or a guy she was speaking to and kinda had feelings for). She said he spoke very good English, but as an ESL, I tried to explain to her that learning the language at school is different from understanding the culture. Hell, even nuances of words are lost on us, and we tend to think many words are just interchangeable. But she wasn't having it, and insisted that if he used this word or the other, he must know their meaning (she truly meant "cultural implications" but she didn't have the term/concept in mind) and his proficiency is proof.
>>33618570Spain is unironically third world tier
>>33618578Nta. I’ve lived there, it’s the same
Moids, do you prefer blowjobs to sex? I've met several irl who say this is the case. I refuse to suck dick in case he thinks it's better than real sex.
>>33618586none of them? i am not jh and don't have a fetish for serial killers?
My period came.I feel like absolute shit... I really thought I'd get pregnant this time.
>>33618586What
>>33618574>Are you black?Mixed
>>33618588at least you get to keep trying
>>33618578No, I very well knew somebody who was born and grew up there, said it while living there too.>>33618575Franco dictatorship or you mean later?>>33618582Yeah, I am just planning a trip there and while the really big cities like Madrid and Barcelona are expensive, things like flights, public transportation rental car and anything outside of the big cities is incredibly cheap.
>>33618589>>33618587Oops sorry, I accidentally left the begging of a diffrent post in
>>33618593That's true. It's just been on my mind to be a mom for so long now. I hope my fiance doesn't have low sperm count.
>>33618564So you base your entire worldview on reddit threads and tiktoks, sounds like? Do you ever go to a public place and just look around or are you too glued to your phone? Maybe do a trivia night with friends and look at other people there?
>>33618523Okay, I'm backI liked buddy holly a little bit more than say it aint so music wiseBut I concentrated with the lyrics more in say it aint so and I liked them.Idk why but lately Ive been appreciating lyrics more. It's not like I didn't before, but now I notice how much expression and experience can be compressed into a few lines.For eg, lately I happened to listen to Amy Winehouse's You KNow I'm No Good. It just played after some other song ended. I listened to it before multiple times (but not regularly or anything), and I focused on the lyrics and I noticed how beautiful (though on the surface simple) they were: the idea that you'll eventually disappoint someone who (foolishly) believes in you, disappointing yourself in the process, because you wanted to believe the best about yourself too, to be that someone the person who believes in you thinks you are/you can be... I think we can all relate to this at one point or another in our life. It doesn't have to be about cheating or drugs or whatever.
>>33618566Thanks.>>33618567It's all about facing physical and mental resistance. I don't want to get too graphic, though.>>33618572I've considered. But my nipples are awful. Too wide, too dark, too bumpy, innies, etc. No point in trying to make them look better.>>33618586No, CNC.
>>33618588Maybe go see an obgyn and endrocologist in case. If you're not a fucked up person it's possible your bf/husband whatever its his sperms
>>33618579Thats how you learn and get better.By exposure. Put the radio on
>>33618588At least you have a uterus. There's that one intersex girl on here that is kinda screwed there.
>>33618596have you been trying long? its good to get tested just because they might catch something else incidentally, but not hitting it in the first window isnt unusual at all
>>33618602>Thanks.Unsure if sarcasm but you're welcome. :)
>>33618577Oh yes i am a woman hating incel that doesnt leave his house and has no friends of either gender, every short man is like that it has nothing to do with his height it's always the personality
>>33618614no, some short men go outside their houses and get laid and get gfs, actually, which you would know if you set foot outside and looked around for 15 minutes
>>33618612To be fair, this trace is sort of old now. I am working on my posture in general, though. Unfortunately, I often catch myself hunched over like a goblin on my bed when I'm doing some stuff.
>>33618594I was thinking post dictatorship, but it didn’t help going backwards either
>cook dinner>song that comes on that pierces your heartlol I almost felt like I was going to cry...
>>33618603We started going as soon as I got off the pill. I wanted to do this responsibly, so it's all being monitored on my end.Especially because most of my family had heart attacks and strokes (not fat btw), so I like to be careful.>>33618609Since May, when I got off the pill, so not that long. I guess I just figured this would be easier. If next month I'm not pregnant I'm considering talking to him about a sperm count test.
New thread>>33618620>>33618620>>33618620
>>33618602Some advice from a chill guy with a very severe capacity for violence.Buy a gun and learn to shoot it. Women get lied to by western civilization and told they can beat men in physical combat.You can't. You know Howard from the big bang theory? That guy could kill you. No problem. Wouldn't even be a struggle.Men have 3x the muscle mass and 5x the gone density. If you see a guy who's exactly your height and weight, he's gonna have a massive innate advantage. Even the way male skin connects to the underlying tissue is different. If you have a gun, however, this advantage is completely moot.
>>33618602nta are they a source of sexual stimulation for you?
>>33618622There, there*hugs you and caresses your back*
>>33618597Any person who is outside often will notice most women are dating men that are significantly taller than them, I very rarely see men my age and height with their SO in public but every single day I see plenty of guys much taller than me with girlfriends.
>>33618630>5x the gone density5x the goon density?*
>>33618634>Any person who is outside often will notice most women are dating men that are significantly taller than themNta but that's very much not the case in my experience. You're choosing to focus on things that upset you.
>>33618630>You can't.I think I'm good at defending myself when I can, and de-escalating when I can't. I survived getting carjacked in Brazil, for example.I'm not interested in introducing a gun to a scenario where there wasn't one already. We have one at home, but I keep a bat by my bed when I sleep and that's all I want or need.>>33618631No. They're extremely sensitive. Even slight roughness feels like I'm getting stabbed.
>>33618617yeah of course every short man who struggles is exclusively because his personality is horrid, again it's very convenient for women that all short men are hateful incels and tall men are all wonderful and respectful
>>33618632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG7vOZXKMCk
>>33618579Thanks for your detailed response. Speaking English well in terms of grammar and vocabulary doesn't always translate into being able to grasp the nuance, tone, subtext, right. Many native English speakers assume that if someone speaks fluent English they also get all the social cues, sarcasm and idioms and stuff like that. I've heard that in many languages one word might cover multiple meanings whereas English might use several near synonyms, each with slightly different vibes. (eg. talk vs chat vs discuss vs converse). ESL learners learn formal or textbook English that doesn’t mirror how people actually speak. Those things take years of immersion, like listening to the radio. :)
>>33618638Oh. Yeh, ok, don't get them pierced.
>>33618370F yes, I've even made some mods before.
>>33618642but my 5'5 bf isn't a hateful incel, just you are lmak
>>33618657I read somewhere that piercing innies can help desensitize them and reverse the condition. So maybe.
>>33617753Check out How to ADHD on YouTube
What's with the ADHDfags and them being performative and manipulative pieces of shit like Dream and MKG? I thought it was more of a focus issue.
>>33618643*claps*thanks, anon <3(also, the beginning: i kept thinking "remember when we were young, you shone like the sun, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine on you crazy diamond!")
>>33618652I agree with everything you said
>>33618966Don't make me say I wish you were here...
>>33618987the fishbowl isn't big enough for both of us
>>33619027Do you know me?
>>33619049Is this a lyric from a Pink Floyd song that I don't know? Or are you asking in earnest? ^^'
>>33618868Both of them probably have HPD too
>>33619056Unfortunately, the second.
>>33619078This >>33619027 was just a play on the idiom "two big fish in a small pond" (or something like that, not sure), and since Wish You Were Here has a line about fishbowl... You get it.Do you I know you? No. So no worries, your anonymous identity is still anonymous (at least to me) :*
>>33619106Sorry, I guess I am sometimes fishing in fishbowls.
>>33619121Or maybe you secretly hope to be fished out
>>33619165Usually I am the fisherman though, for better or worse.
>>33619183Have you caught your Moby Dick yet?
>>33619189Not caughted, but she rammed my mental boat, because I let her several times.Some days dark and cold water seeps in through the hull that I thought I had repaired. When you check the next day, it's as if the hull was perfectly fine again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDZsvnSfPYU
>>33619220>caughtedcaught
>>33619220>>33619225Could you blame a fish for not taking a bait though
>>33619282This is getting... a bit too meta for my level right now, sorry.Here are some baby crocodiles I did not fish out of the sea.
>>33618213sorry anon, fell asleep before i could finish writing out a response (being a silly gooses is tiring) but thank you for the effortpost and letting me vent my silly situation at you.
