ITT We ask the opposite gender anything! (Almost anything - see below).This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. But there are rules that apply to the /adv/ forum, and which are (sometimes!) enforced here, that you might like to note. For example:- No NSFW images.- No racism (only allowed on /b/).- No trolling, ragebait, pretending to be retarded, etc. (Also only allowed on /b/).- No avatar posting or signatures.- No posting pictures of yourself or personal details.(There is another ATOGA thread on /soc/ - if you want to post contact details or toonme images, post them there; you can link to a post in that thread from here.)While this thread does tend to turn into a chatroom, it's still nice if people stay at least vaguely on topic: questions for the opposite gender to the questioner, and answers. Here are a few things that are better posted in other places:- Blog posts (try Plebbit, or anywhere other than 4chan, really).- Politics (try /pol/).- Gender wars or incel rants (try /r9k/).- Discussion of LGBT issues (try /lgbt/).- Miscellaneous ranting and venting. (Try the /adv/ thread called GIOYC - Get It Off Your Chest.)- Film and TV recommendations (try /tv/).- Stuff that clearly didn't happen (try /b/).Technical, scientific, medical, or legal questions *can* be posted here, but you'll probably get better answers if you make a separate thread on /adv/.Please help to make the thread better by REPORTING off-topic, low-quality, or rule-breaking posts!Finally, if you're thinking of starting a new thread:- Please don't, unless the current thread is either at least on page 9, or the image count is at least in the 130s.- Remember to include all this stuff in the OP.- Check the catalog immediately before you post to make sure you aren't creating a duplicate thread.- Remember to link back to the previous thread (this one) and also post a link to the new thread here.Previously on ATOGA: >>33615577
Ask me questions and I will answer them when I get back home.
The 332 for Mount Vesuvius is now leaving out the side entrance!
Nth for PLAP
>>33618637I'm only counting couples my age. I also see lots of them due to the social circles I am in, and yes all the taken guys are usually significantly taller than me.
>>33618620Reminds me as an american I need a chinese or russian gf.
State genderAre you a cat person?
>>33618654MYeah, I love cats. I’ll get teary eyed scrolling adoption pages and be one of those “I want to adopt them all” types.
>>33618620I need an american gf
Yeah, you’re a loser
>>33618620Which gender is more tsundere? Why?
>>33618654I need space for pets. I love dogs, cats, horses and basically all small animals. I need them all.Or maybe a house cheetah.
Would you date a schizo who was actually right they are being gangstalked and targeted by the government with drones and microwave weapons to give them cancer?
>>33618654MOf course, I am a good person.
>>33618654FYes. I want a black cat in the future
>>33618654
>>33618654F cat person. Some dogs are alright but I don't like them if they're either really big or really little.
MenAre you getting laid soon?
>your gender>how based is this anon
>>33618675not expecting it again
womendo you even enjoy sex? isn't it more convenient to just rub one out?
>>33618675NoWhy would you think any guy posting here gets laid?
Women, would you think less of a man that does action figure photography? No, I don't get paid for it, it's just a hobby.
>>33618679I don’t know yet
>>33618679That's kinda difficult for me. Sex is nice because there's an emotional connection as well.
>>33618677MThe only Shaft this cunt is beating is his dads
>>33618679obviously its more convenient do you not want to have sex just because expressing your jizz manually is more convenient
>>33618679Yes. That’s not the same.
>>33618675My fwb dumped me probly not
>>33618674Poodles and shiztzu are basically the most catlike dogs. They are like uncoordinated big black cats. Mostly ignore you, annoy you for attention when you are doing something, will lay on you.
is she the equivalent to Cavill for men
>>33618692No i dont even know who she is
>>33618692>SydMakes me want to colour my hair light.
>>33618675Yes!
>>33618620men, do you prefer blowjobs to real sex?
>>33618656this u?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc
>>33618698I've only ever had a blowjob once and never had sex.
>>33618698Not prefer but sometimes it’s all I need
>>33618691A poodle is nothing like a cat. Far more hyper.
I'm hungry af... but also overweight.Black coffee or english miffin?
>>33618654f, yes. can't stand dogs 99% of the time
women would you wear an outfit like this without having to do the full cosplay?
>>33618654Myeah, I dont like dogs
>>33618704just embrace it, and have 2 muffins
>>33618703Maybe it is because mine a shiztzu poodle mizes but they only get hyper for a few minutes then they go back to not wanting to do anything and avoidant.
>>33618704English muffin with no toppings.
>>33618699Unironically yeah, if I lean into it enough
6am: Wake up, feeling like you've been in a car crash. Drag yourself out of bed to possibly force a shit out too early in the morning, shower and get dressed. If you're extra tired you just get dressed and leave after starring into the abyss and pondering life for an hour.7am: Commute to work. If you're lucky it will be a 20 minute walk or drive. That's probably not the case. You probably enter the rat race with fellow wagies on the road, foot paths, public transport for 30-40 minutes8am: Enter the building wanting to die. Manager smiling from ear to ear, hello happy campers, team meeting !1pm: You've got a choice. Sit in the work canteen with people you can't stand, or walk back to your car that takes time out of your lunch break, but gives you time to reflect on how you hate your life3pm: You want to go home, but you've got 2 more hours5pm: You leave work, enter the rat race again, do it all over again6pm: If you're lucky, you walk in through the door. You're unsure if you want to wank, shit, eat, sleep or cry.7pm: After pondering for an hour, you force yourself to eat, household chores are on your mind, you do some, leave others8pm: You're tired as fuck at this point. You shit post, scroll some shit on social media. You start to have a good time, but then oh shit time flies when you're having fun and its10pm: I need to go sleep, need to be up at 6am. Now I've got a choice, cry myself to sleep or stay awake for a 2-3 hours more and wake up even more exhausted. You rotate those options over 5 days.11:30pm: You've been in bed for 40 minutes exhausted and unable to sleep, but then go to sleep6am: Alarm goes off
>>33618706A microskirt?
>>33618706Yeah
>>33618654>posting pussy on a blue boardbased
>>33618713I'd rather starve
>>33618698Real sex and generally manhandling you.
>>33618723English muffin with black coffee you can dunk it in.
>>33618698sex is a hassle
Women and men, Is it wrong to want a large space and lots of animals?
Why isn't there 2 ages of consent?18-25 and 25+This will solve problems of predatory men dating younger girls
>>33618728No it won't
>>33618692how the neurons go off in my brain>boobah wider than the chest>boobah crease undernearth the boobah>tight bikini lines working to hold the boobah mountains>slender shoulders mesh up with sexy collar bones>neckable neck to nibble ear>OVERWHELMING urge to grab a face that beautiful with hands on each side of the head so as to fully posses>wow skinny waist and smooth tummy with a bow on it lemme unwrap>green outdoors can I pick this one up and run away with her into the wilderness
>>33618679I do under very specific circumstances. I'd also enjoy owning a goddamn yacht, but fuck if I'm gonna singlemindedly work towards acquiring it when I could just have a hot bath.
>>33618698Yes.
>>33618687yes but the difference is 1) i am extremely attracted to women especially naked ones2) absolutely nothing feels better than a pussy (sexually speaking)from what i gather most women find their attraction to men at best annoying and at worst as an actual curse, and many complain they don't even orgasm when having sex, plus many also say toys feel better than the real thing so why bother with guys?
>>33618654MI've never had a pet and I'm 30. I don't really know. I watched after my friend's rabbits a few times when they were out of town though and thought they were cute. Honestly I think I'd rather get married and have children.
>>33618738Mosy people can't afford both or either.Kids usually want pets though.
Both gendersWhy the fuck do friends get upset if you don't talk to them for a few days or weeks>Why are you ignoring me>Are you mad at me>Did I do something wrong>Are you ever coming backFuck off you clingy retards I just want to be alone sometimes fuck I hate that so many people are like this
>>33618728It won’t
is there anything worse than being priced out the dating market
>>33618728>old enough to elect your country's leaders>old enough to choose to join the military and potentially die in combat>but this person is also not old enough to reasonably choose a romantic partnerIt just contradicts itself.
>>33618742FAs someone who also likes to disappear for weeks on end sometimes months, it bothers me when people are like that. I tend to simply not be friends with people like that.I do tell people before that I need my own space and whatnot.
>>33618728It won't. And also only further initializes people.t. met my fiance when I was 19 and him 26
>>33618749I don't lol I just vanish for a month or two and then they get clingy and retarded
>>33618742I can't help it and when they don't actually make an attempt at reaching out either it just feels dead.
>>33618718nice>>33618717I don't know what anything is called but the long sleeve, high collar, form-hugging cloth, all the leg stuff AND the accessory is really important. (it's a tricorder but w/e it's a purse now)
>>33618751Kinda makes you the asshole if you don't explain you need your space.
>>33618731>>33618744No it will. I believe when zoomers get more political power they will solve this problem once and for all. No more older pervs dating 18-19 yo teenagers. They should be in prison.
>>33618742M. None act like that except for a few online around the 4cc.
>>33618716>You>You>YouMy life is nothing like this.
>>33618745dating isn't a "market"
WomenDo small penises (6'' or less) feel good at all?
>>33618760>No more older pervs dating 18-19 yo teenagers. They should be in prison.Nta are you agreeing with them on this? and if so, explain.
>>33618760Making it a law doesn’t remove the creeps
>>33618764to me personally, not really. i can barely feel them.
>>33618742>>33618749are you incapable of telling them>M"Hey I'm sorry it's been a while">T"Yeah! I'm surprised to hear from you.">M"Oh I was dealing with a lot of stuff I was sleeping like 11 hours a day, I couldn't stay awake. I was never awake when you were around.">T"Oh I was worried, I thought maybe were mad at me">M"Oh no, I wasn't mad at you."srsly it's not that hard to be nicer to your friends
>>33618745Being priced out of the housing market
>>33618764Don’t know
>>33618767It will make creeps too scared to pursue teens.
>>33618770not a joke1- numerically impossible to get a house2- rent perpetually going up3- groceries is 50% to 100% more expensive than it was 9 years ago4- income is 30% higher than 9 years agofuck dating.
>>33618766I don't.>t. 36 dating 19
gm sers / madams
>>33618667No, as long as he's taking some form of very low dosage medication I possibly would.
>>33618769? I do explain why I was away.
Why do kittens become attached to you when you pet them? For some reason they always want to crawl and sleep on me afterwards.
>>33618772No it won’t
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33618679>women>do you even enjoy sex? isn't it more convenient to just rub one out?I did once because I thought the guy and I had a good connection turns out it's possible we didn't, I liked cuddling ngl and cuddling feels sometimes much better than sexo, but I think it causes blueballs for some guys? Idk
>>33618742>Both genders>Why the fuck do friends get upset if you don't talk to them for a few days or weeks>>Why are you ignoring me>>Are you mad at me>>Did I do something wrong>>Are you ever coming back>Fuck off you clingy retards I just want to be alone sometimes fuck I hate that so many people are like thisBecause they like you and want to check up on you
Women, would you let your BF put a camera dildo up your pussy?
I invited a girl to a thing and I'm picking her up tonightWhat's the appropriate way to ask if it's a date or not?
>>33618789No
>>33618791Probably shouldn't. Just observe and get a feel for the mood.
>>33618791Too late for that, it’s a friendly hangout since you didn’t specify beforehand. Hope you learn next time
>>33618791its not a datejust enjoy the thing for what it is and if you have a good time you can ask her out on a date next tmiedumb incel i should smack you
>>33618750Raped and spiteful bpdemon? Is that you again?
>>33618764wtf 6 inches isn't small
>>33618795>>33618796he could just ghost her if she thinks that then. it should have been obvious to women that a guy asking them out is a date not a "friendly hangout" kek.dumb entitled women thinking they get a free hangout when men are only offering because they want a date
>>33618797I'm not spiteful and I don't have bpd :c
>>33618789Maybe.
Where do I find tall and confident women?
>>33618796You don't know if it is or isn't and we should all come together and laugh at you if she isn't attracted to him. Lol at people who think that being a crab in a bucket makes you cool.
you guys should leave the US
>>33618750*infantilize
>dating isn't a "market"It is for women because they go to it like it's a bazaar and pick out men who look like "Jason Voorhees" and "Michael Myers" usually for short term fun but wouldn't mind being sandwiched between them while being stay at home moms.
>>33618805*if she actually is attracted to him
I pick my nose and eat it and i cant wipe my buttHow do i get a gf?
>>33618808It never was for me. Then again I'm just 1 person in many. There's a lot of shallow bitches out there. Same as men.Filter those fuckers.
>>33618664MWomen are more tsundere because they are more neurotic
>>33618808lmfao girl what ??
>>33618800>>33618805what are you talking abouti meant it positivelywhy does it have to be a date for you to enjoy spending a night out togetherif theres no connection they should be allowed to walk away without hurt feelings
>>33618784>cuddlingM, cuddling feels good>feels better than sexoIn a way it does. I can replicate much of the sensation of sex by fapping alone, but never the warmth and happiness of cuddling a girl>blueballsWhen I first started hanging out with my current GF, I got blueballs just from hanging around her and even thinking of her. It's not that bad and getting blueballs generally means I cum harder. Yes, if it's good we're gonna fap after a date. Any guy who can't stand cuddling's a little bitch
>>33618803Sweden.
Youtube is really trying fo get me to have a pet fox and pet cheetah.
>>33618803Russia.
>>33618803In bed with me this weekend.
>>33618808i can't tell if this is satire or a seething blackpill zoomer who's unaware of who those people are
>>33618816the man didn't offer because he wanted a friendly hangout. "no hurt feelings" is bullshit
DILF cock slowly descending onto femanons forehead?
>>33618826nta but most mentally stable people don't hinge their self worth on a first date. first dates are not that serious you barely know the person
Atogan angels,
What's the man version of getting raped? I mean, I know guys can get raped too but something more common.
>>33618816That's up for him to decide. If he's okay with platonic friendship, great. If he wants something more, he's not obligated to force himself to feel satisfied and can end things with the girl. This nu age thing where friendship is the most amazing magical orgasmic thing in the world and you can't find it unfulfilling or unsatisfying ever got tiresome some years ago. I have friends, a lot of them are shit. Not going to worship friendship like life is a cartoon for four year olds, even if relationships are even worse and have more life ruining potential. Human beings are absolutely fucking disgusting and we should all be hermits.
>>33618808>Michael MyersUh... I guess he doesn't look hideous without the mask>jason vorheesisn't he a zombie?
>>33618821Russian women are all whores
>>33618794Yeah, I think I will and I feel like it's weird for the guy to ask that.>>33618795>>33618796There's always the option of hanging out one-on-one a lot until something happens, but obviously I should probably be an adult and put my interests forward at some point. We're texting a lot, but our chats are more "intellectual exchanges" than flirting so she might be taking it the wrong way.
Girls, do thighjobs feel good? Just gotta say that thighjobs feel amazing and are everything they're cracked up to be. If you're gonna do it, use K-lube
>>33618834Studies show blue balls are just as painful as rape for men
>>33618791By default a 1 on 1 thing is a date unless you have a pre-existing history.
>>33618831gaslighting>oh sorry anon I didn't think of you as attractive enough to believe this was a date when you asked me out I just thought you put all the effort into planning this out for fun tee-hee!
>>33618834waterboarding? or some other toes of psychological torture where your personhood is taken away from you? there is no "common" equivalent other than rape which is more common than you'd think
>>33618837HEY!
>>33618837My wife's Russian, she's the best woman I could ever have.
Do you feel triggered at the thought of others having sex?
>>33618844please go to a psychologist and learn what the word "gaslighting" means before you try and use it
Who has the longest clit in atoga?
>>33618692i thought women didn't like Henry cavil, they thought he looked gay
>>33618842no they don't. lmfao do you delude yourself into thinking a single person reads this and feels anything? your bait is so pathetic lately lmao
>>33618851>gaslighting me to think I don't know what gaslighting meansnot gonna work
>>33618834I'd argue getting cucked, particularly if the legal system is involved. >reproductive choice stolen>deep emotional trauma that will never heal>multiple other lives and relationships ruined in the fallout>end up with a kid you both love and hate due to the circumstances of their birth/conception
>>33618848No, that seems pointless
>>33618803Northern Europe (Netherlands, Scandinavia, northern Germany)Eastern Europe (Serbia, Russia)South Sudan (Dinka)Rwanda/Burundi (Tutsi)These are your options
>>33618852Your boy
>>33618839If you don’t state your intention you are being a fuck-up. You are being a friend so expect being treated as one
>>33618852i think mine might be the shortest, the thing is like microscopic. it never comes out of the hood. i can't have a kid bc he would probably be microdicked
>>33618679SCIENCE! has shown that women with a shorter Clitoral Urethral Meatus Distance(CUMD) tend to enjoy sex more. A larger CUMD means the clit is less stimulated as the dick goes in and out. This can be counteracted by changing the angle or using a vibrator
>>33618847She's just using you.>>33618846It's true
>>33618867Omg SO much this! You are literally raping her inkwell!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>33618867men are never friends with women without there being a sexual component. women know this but lie
>>33618873WHAT for real? that's why i'm a stupid slut? damn
>>33618846Are you the one that shared a borscht recipe?
>>33618834getting divorced and having the woman take half your stuff + demand monthly payments
>>33618876Relax, incel
>>33618883Are those C cups?
>>33618876entirely nonsensical post, esl-kun
>>33618881Yeh! Did you make it?
>>33618880how about taking some responsibility for once in your life and becoming an intelligent slut
men,what are some actions and/or characteristics that would make you fall in love with a woman?
>>33618881nta- I shared a borscht recipe here once.
>>33618877They are. You’re just desperate and alone
>>33618891Her rejecting other dudes.
>>33618895So… almost every woman
>>33618891Friendly and not trying to fuck you over somehow, affectionate.
>>33618889>>33618892TWO people that shared a borscht recipe? Lulz, what are the odds? No, I live alone and I don't think I could go through that much soup. Looked good though.
>>33618890nah, then i'd attract conservative cucks, and i think i'd rather die than listen to a "manly man" bluster and babble when i confront him about the bbc porn on his pc
>>33618891I tend to cut off girls that show those
>>33618893no, it's just biological. men make connections with women and then they order the combo. it's just fact. it's exploitation and lies to say anything elsehave a woman get married. her 5-6 "guy friends" will evaporate.stick MRI machines on the "guy friends" and you can see it in their head.it's just the fucking truthand women know it
>>33618895pathetically low standards. desperation gives us the ick
>>33618877Can the "sexual component" be "she looks attractive"? Because I know this.
>>33618885Not an incel at all, I just think people have gone full retard in the last 10 years and become judgmental over trivial nonsense. Not making your feelings known until later into a relationship used to be seen as bog standard and something that applied to almost 100 percent of cases for both genders. It making you a deceptive manipulative evil mastermind never even crossed anyone's mind until the mid-10s. Interpreting something that used to be viewed as benign as somehow sinister is really gross.
>>33618897No? You’d be surprised what you see irl. The 3 times I’ve had sparks with someone irl, they always laughed easy and seemed self confidence, powerful.
>>33618887They look a little bigger, maybe D-DD. She does look like she has a smaller frame though.
>>33618907Moid hands
>>33618906Chill, incel. Come back to reality
A girl I'm interested and talk to often is into gore and blood sexually and she likes how I look should I go ahead and cut my arms? Any advice on how to go about this properly, I kind of already promised her. This mentally fucked up girl is my only chance at ascension as an incel.and she's a pretty cute redhead too, it's that I'm worried about feeling pathetic.
>>33618891I could think up a list larger than I can post. Can we narrow this down?
>>33618893he's just here to attempt to blackpill the audience, not worth entertaining
>>33618909Old fuck here, that’s all wrong. Stating your intentions was important to stay away from the friend-zone
>>33618914is this like actually a good insult to some people? if i was trans i might be upset by it but im not so i just read it like ??? ok
>>33618867Agreed, but it feels autistic to be that direct
Any women stuck in the friend zone?
>>33618915your repeated lies aren't working, so are we on step 2 or step 3 of the deceit pattern when you switch over to baseless insults?
>>33618916dont do it anon, your first time should be specialset up a romantic date and give HER the knife so she can carve you up
I have to poop
>>33618918Nah, just a general question. I do not want any many to fall in love with me and have warded off falling in love, myself. Similar to >>33618902 and looking for what I can do so no man will ever love me.
>>33618926Well then don't complain. That's Nice Guy tier.
>>33618924You’re not trans, you’re just a dude. That’s okay.
>>33618922Sure, it was always a misstep. Wasn't predatory and diabolical though until 2000s LiveJournal fringe feminist rhetoric somehow started infecting everyone though. So tiresome being a sane person in a world of retards with hyperbolic views on everything.
>>33618891Getting oddly competitive about inconsequential things
>>33618916dude are you insan->cute redheadoh um, don't do it yourself bro, do what that other anon said and give her the knife.
>>33618927Every man friendzones me.
>>33618922friend zone doesn't exist.the myth of the friendzone serves to make you easier to radicalize by severing you from half the population, while ensuring that you waste your time and money dating complete strangers that are likely incompatible with youthe only people who benefit from believing in the "friend zone" are dating app designers, propagandists, and abusers. be smarter.
>>33618933Honestly "Nice Guys" are probably better people than most of the scumfucks in this shithole of a general.
>>33618932oh well, having a man fall in love with you because of something you did and warding off all men are two different things.just cut off your boobs
>>33618927friendzone thisfriendzone thatbitch I want to be stuck in the deathzone
>>33618930I'm pooping right now.
>>33618930The flatulation of cum
>>33618934whatever helps you cope ig
>>33618664I dunno, but tsundere is usually seen as a feminine archetype
>>33618939Are you... not very attractive?
>>33618937As in what? Who can build the best gingerbread house? Who can paint the best nails?
>>33618906>stick MRI machines on the "guy friends" and you can see it in their head.I'm not even gonna say citation needed because MRI fucking sucks for looking at 'brain activity'. MRI found 'brain activity' in a dead salmon. Anything other than huge sample sizes is probably fucking trash.
>>33618941Hey, let's all laugh at this guy.
>>33618948Cope with…your weird post about icks and all that? Sure bro
>>33618891I like people that show that they are dedicated to helping people around their life, like friends and family for example.
You guys are the only people who believe in me
>>33618891It'd be nice to be with a girl who tries, for lack of a better term. It would be nice to get a card or a cake on my birthday, to have some kind of pleasant surprise or attempt to make my life easier, just someone who seemed genuinely happy and eager to be with me rather than someone who acted like they're doing me a favor by being with me.
>>33618952Most interesting thing I have seen all week.
>>33618949It works on older men really well. Men that are tsun are nice.
My dad told my brother about my fall and he texted me to call me a loser
>>33618951The most recent example was a board game
>>33618954cope with reality not fitting your delusions? sorry idk why you keep dragging this on, i'm not going to post pussy if that's what ur trying to do lmfaooo i really don't care if anon #1363 thinks im a man
>>33618933I mean the whole point of my post was asking "What is the best way to make my intentions clear?" not to complain. I know there's more ways to assert my interest in her than verbal.
>>33618956You can do it, anon! We have faith in you.
>>33618962lol get rekt
>>33618964What the fuck lmao, unhinged.
>>33618957Tried this once and it scared him off. Havn't really had anyone try for me like that, so it is me pouring my energy into the void.
>>33618929She lives in france, it'll be another six months until I see her again.
>>33618962Lulz. Is he older or younger? How's your thumb?
girls, are women the ones who set the tone for when to have sex in a relationship? ie. sex by the second date, third, forth etc etc.
>>33618974you probably did it too quickly
How do I meet russian, or just slavic women as an american.
>>33618977it should be mutual
>>33618965>I know there's more ways to assert my interest in her than verbal.Like what, rape? :/
>>33618891J cups
>>33618979you don't. not realistically.
>>33618981Body language? Physical touch? You know, non-verbal communication.
>>33618982So you like fat women?
>>33618953I've never been a Nice Guy, but I'm not going to call someone a bad person for the crime of having resentful feelings. Describes basically everyone in the world. Talking about Nice Guys is shorthand for "I'm barely sentient and hate only the attitudes and groups society tells me to hate, while ignoring every other type of bullying and everyday casual cruelty because society's never told me that I'm supposed to do so." I think that instead of joining the thought crime bandwagon, I'll continue doing what I've been doing my entire life and speak out against the dozens and dozens of ways in which people mistreat each other. You'd do the same if you actually gave a damn about morality or kindness or being a good person instead of just honing in on the tiny handful of "bad" things that give you social credit.
>>33618985NTA Hell yes
>>33618979Ukranian men all died go there
>>33618979move to russia
>>33618984That's all well and good but verbally is really the best way to do that.
>>33618990I wouldn't mind dying in a field desu.>>33618992If the economy wasn't so bad I would. Considered Finland till I found out how hard it is for american immigrants to go there.
>>33618988nta "nice guys" was how we referred to narcs or other cluster bs who saw relationships as purely transactional before we had better words for it.most of you see relationships as transactional, that's why to refer to the dating "market", that's why you are all miserable and alone
if life was fair, I'd have a brown femanon right here to bend over but im stuck working in blender
>>33618988what even is a nice guy?
If life was fair white men would like white women
>>33618938I already discussed double suicide as an option and she feels no remorse, if I gave her a knife she'd be tempted to kill me.
If life was fair, I’d be me
>>33618995nta relationships ARE transactional when you get right down to it. Most people just don't like saying that.
THE IMPRINT YOU MAKE ON EACH OTHERS BODIES IS WORTH EVERYTHING
>>33618999well white women dont like me sooo
>>33618999Reverse 666 trips. You will not trick me satan.
>>33619000you about to get mandy lane'd lil bro
Being desired by a man is the craziest feeling in the world
>>33618979Real talk, online. Many are eager to practice English.
>>33618993Sure. You have to go direct at some point, but non-verbal gives you an idea of whether or not she's vibing the same way you are so it becomes easier to talk about it.Anyway I'll just try to have a fun time with her and see where it goes.
>>33618999i love how unfair life is then, bc white dudes suck ass
>>33618999They do, though
>>33619013Yeh, follow her lead desu.
>>33618979trust me you dont want them anont.slav
>>33619010desired? no. loved? like truly loved? yes, i feel like he would do literally anything i asked, including murder
>>33619007it only makes sense to diversify the gene pool as much as possible, right? if we don't want humanity to end up like sickly pug dogs, wanting "purebred" humans is fucking stupid, evolutionarily speaking
>>33618834fake allegations
How come people who get quote tattoos never get anything cool? If I were to get one, I'd get something cool like>And if I should die, I'm boosting the murder rate. My niggas gon slide every day...
>>33619018You underestimate me.>>33619012Where, the only ones I know are men who are either an artist, posting russian nonsense boomer memes and talking about ape putin, or they write smut.
For the virginsWould you marry a sex haver
>>33618979The same way you meet any other women.You personally don't.
gently slapping penis on femaon's face
>>33619035I want tatoos like ones found on iceage people of random animal that look almost like fantasy animals.
>>33618834Rejection and ghosting can be just as traumatic.
>>33619036>You underestimate me.do what you will, but I warned you
>>33618995It's a real type of person, people are just way too quick to pull out the label if anyone ever shows any degree of romantic frustration. Maybe people just resort to quick heuristics because thinking hurts their squirrel-sized brains and their stance on any topic has to be compressed into five or six words, I don't know. There definitely is a type of person who claims to be nice but actually isn't. Vulnerable narcissists, yeah. There's people who claim to be nice but are actually just cold and ugly on the inside, without any positive traits to balance those things out. But it's a continuum. Some people (actually basically everyone on Earth above the single digits) have unjustified resentment towards others but are still very much good people. Someone can say a Nice Guy thing in a moment of frustration but be a good person on the overall whole. I know that engaging with nuance scares people though because it requires thinking beyond a six year old level.Depending on the age I'd even think "girls only like assholes" to be a credible idea. If the guy's a high schooler, sure. At that age, popular kids are often bullies, rude, etc. The "Nice Guy" actually is much nicer in that case - his "crime" is just being privately resentful. The "girls only like assholes" logic is less true for college and by the mid-20s is probably completely false, but I'm not going to slap an 18 year old on the wrist for feeling that way.
>>33619038Best serial dater in split.Fapoleon.
>>33619031
>>33619043I'm into that.
>>33619035Why would you permanently ruin your body with a joke that's only *somewhat* funny the first time you read it?
>>33618949Tsundere women attract feminine men with no backbone
People will always tell you exactly who they are, if you know how to listen.
>>33619036Try places devoted to learning a language like Tandem or MyLanguageExchange.
>>33619036hey well written smut is a treasure when there is so much cringe to dodge
>>33619042Like clockwork...
>>33618985ha-ha-just slightly chubby maybe, thicc.
>>33619057In context it is lesbian hypnosis smut.
>>33619045Are you the Picasso of it?
>>33619062COOMMy future wife but give her blonde hair
>>33619061She asked for it.
>>33619044how old are you anon?
>>3361906720
>>33619063hypno-smut sounds low quality...
>>33619055I'll take not of that.>>33619064No but he should delete the server. I implore him.
>>33619062Imagine laying with your head between those...
>>33619051You mean the pic or the quote I would get?
>>33619072how unusual
>>33619073It is but I like talking to them. You put up with a lot for online friends
>>33619074>No but he should delete the server. I implore him.I don't know what any of that means.
>>33618836>isn't he a zombie?He's actually retarded. Is that worse?
>>33619067I don't think I like where that question is going. I'll just say old enough to have grown tired of seeing people be wildly judgmental over trivial non-issues a long, long time ago. I'm not speaking from a lack of experience but too much of it. No forgiveness or understanding for anything, just hormones and witch hunts.
>>33619044"girls only go for assholes" also often depends completely on a superficial stereotype of someone's partner. I'm sure if some anons saw me and my man together, they would think "she's into bad boys" etc due to the way he looks and the way he acts around people. He grew up rough and so he has a rough/assholish demeanor to outsiders.But he's very sweet and kind, and I never knew the side of him that he shows to other men in real life, because we met online. He's extremely cute and romantic, does tons of little things I figured were only real in movies, and is just the nicest guy I've ever dated. I think a lot of men are like this actually, jackasses on the surface but especially to other guys, and then really nice to their partners and people they care for.Conversely, I think a lot of men who are amicable and charismatic on the outside are anywhere from aloof to terrifying partners. If a woman talks about her experience with a guy everyone likes, they assume she's lying or she missed some outward indication that he's an asshole. Either way, men who believe that women only go for assholes are going to find a way to see that happening regardless of what's going on, because actually everyone's an asshole to someone it just differs who you're an asshole to.
>>33619074:/Well, I wouldn't use dating sites. You'd probably just get gold diggers.
any dog owners who allow their dogs to sleep on the bed are disgusting animals
I'll get Mountain Dew and ice cream :3 brbsend your questions in
just blew on my food in front of a bitch and she got the ick and ghosted meso i come bearing the questiongirls: what the fuck is wrong with your gender?
>>33619076Imagine the smell...
>>33619090Ha
>>33619084I think your imagination may be running a bit too wild.You? Write like me and I wondered.
>>33619086Thanks for the intelligent and respectful reply. I wasn't expecting one. Your boyfriend sounds cool. People who are kind and protective despite having gone through (and perhaps still being in) a lot of pain have always seemed like the coolest and most mature people to me.
>>33619089What flavor mountain dew?Have you tried the new Baja Blast flavor? Did you like it?What color is your underwear?Can you sing the national anthem of your country in front of a crowd?
>>33619087Fuck I meant note not not. My life is over.
>>33619088The only time the dog is allowed on the bed is when it's mounting time
>>33619086> I think a lot of men who are amicable and charismatic on the outside are anywhere from aloof to terrifying partners.Dunno how true this is, to be honest. It’s slightly stereotypical, but I also feel personally called out because I’m always polite and calm towards strangers. I have a standoffish demeanour because I wear all black and look angry, but it’s not like I’m hiding some dark beast. NTA
>>33619094I'm 38 then. I've always wanted a tolerant world of easygoing people and instead got one where people are eternally at war, eternally magnifying the perceived faults of others, eternally making pariahs of individuals and groups who don't deserve it. People need to chill out and save the spite for people who either a) do something severely bad or b) have a longstanding pattern of badness and have been given the soft approach multiple times.
>>33619060Me when my high school crush started dating a black guy
>>33619090Doubt[x]
>>33619111It’s hard to give a fuck when you realize that people are just palette swapped
>>33619101Lol. Also try learning a bit of the culture. Some Russian books or movies. That can set you apart.
>>33619109OK but you have to stop now because its getting eerie.
>>33619077The quote my anon
Either genderDo you get the ick when someone brings their mouth to their spoon/fork rather than their spoon/fork to their mouth?
>>33619114How bad could it be. I would literally change religion for a chance.
>>33619123FI think I do that
>>33619088no uwhat's so weird about my dog snuggling with me at night? she curls up in the back of my knee or lays back to back with me and we're both happy.you know what? dog haters will get the rope
>>33619039>gently slapping penis on femaon's faceGrabbing it from him and slapping yourself in the face with it to the rhythm of "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins.>>33618956>You guys are the only people who believe in meThanks to my solipsism, I don't believe in anything beyond my own consciousness.>>33618764>Do small penises (6'' or less) feel good at all?6 inches isn't small. But yes. Anything above 4 inches is completely serviceable.>>33618692>is she the equivalent to Cavill for menNo, Henry is more than just his looks. There's nothing interesting about Sydney besides her tits.>>33618679>do you even enjoy sex? Yes>isn't it more convenient to just rub one out?If your goal is solely to nut, but that's a dead end for most women. There's more to enjoy about good sex than an orgasm. Plus, I can rub one out while having sex, so your point is moot.
>>33619123MI do. It looks fucking retarded
>>33619123I have only gotten the ick hearing someone's phone ring in the middle of the night while they are in my bed. Ick is not real.
>>33619088It's all part of life. Sometimes you just have to take life by the knot.
>>33619123Don't fall for the propaganda.
>>33619134>slapping yourself in the face with it to the rhythm of "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins.Based Korraposter.
>>33619133Fucking hair and skin... ick
>>33619138>When the Vietnamese girl in my bed starts talking to her mom on the phone in VietnameseWhat an incredibly ear-grating language...
I hate women so much its unreal. I cant wait until I can get a robot wife with an artificial womb so I dont have to tolerate the presence of a fucking demonic traitor
>>33619149That is an excellent time to slow fuck her (her best friend would be better though).t - gigidy
>>33619145Unfortunately women are fucking stupid and fall for it easily.
>>33619151Too bad, anon, because we love you.
>>33619133do you let it lick the inside of your mouth too? unrelatedly what is your gender and race?
this thread should be on /soc/ you people are insufferable
>>33619162La La La La La La La La La La, laaaaa
>>33619151i can't wait either! gross miserable men sitting in their house fucking their robot wives instead of spreading their misery is utopian
>>33619162>you people are insufferableThanks! :)
I would like one boyfriend, please
>>33619157No you fucking don't, bitch*spits on you*You hate me, I hate you. Its mutual. You have no sense of morality and justice. You had to have an entire different moral code made just for you called "the ethics of care"
WomenLet's say that you pulled a prank on your boyfriend by telling him that his parents just died in a car wreck and he gasped, had trouble breathing, and pissed himselfWould you lose respect for him?
>>33619162r u mad that white women rather swap spit with rescue pitbulls than white men?
>>33619170Too bad.
>>33619168See? Its great for everyone. Until we get rid of you fucking women for good and we can evolve as a species without you fucking traitors. You're a net loss
>>33619172you have to burn so many calories coming up with these insane hypotheticals just to piss yourself off
>>33618834Rape. I believe statistically, men are raped more frequently than women are. Also divorce rape and law applied disproportionately draconian avainst their sex.
Femanons how sexually aggressive do you like your men? Scale of 1-10.
I've discovered it's very easy to act like you don't care when you don't care
>>33619090Lmao, wut.
>>33619123nowhat gives me the ick are modern women. dumb, vapid, vain, tiktok-addled, tattooed, child-killing whores lacking accountability, responsibility, and reason
>>33619185Because its not actingGreat insight, anon
>>33619167KEK omggggg But did you also hear it in your head?
Moids, collect your free hug.I hope you do well today and feel like you're making a little bit of progress.
>>33619039I'd actually go feral.
>>33619179Nta but for real? If so Imma start seething, I ate the english muffin
>>33619147humans have hair and skin too. it's called cleaning>>33619160no of course not. white male
>>33619172I wouldn't do that.
>>33619194Fuck off bitch
>>33619192It never stops, anon. I am driven by song. https://youtu.be/rrkCVVxBP-s?si=OgjyeP8S0LrzMlW8
>>33619194look at miss right side of the bed over here.
>>33619090It might not have been because of that?Unfortunately despite being very effective, it is an inherently childish looking act.
>>336191841 meaning most minimal.
Fuck my stupid retarded life
>>33619198you'd better deep clean every damn day anon.
>>33619204What that ahh do girl
>>33619206Have you tried not being retarded?
>>33619194Thanks. You're sweet.
>>33619170With chocolate chips on it?
>>33619098>What flavor mountain dew?The original one :3>Have you tried the new Baja Blast flavor? Did you like it?Nope :3>What color is your underwear?Grey :3>Can you sing the national anthem of your country in front of a crowd?I could try if someone pays me enough but it wouldn't be good
>>33619202I'm trying to be more positive overall.
>>33619195Describe feral.
>be my grandpa>diagnosed with glioblastoma at 96>he dies peacefully in his sleep two months later before any symptoms show upTake that glioblastoma! My grandpa beat you!
Is the Japanese Foid the shortest?
>>33619218Angry and aggressive for dick.
>>33619053so deep
>>33619217Are you a virgin?
>>33619228Do not bully INFJs.
>>33619226I'm pretty small but she's definitely smaller so it's possible.
>>33619228Deep like your moms pussy after last night (your dad was very rough)
>>33619227Please don't rip my dick off and use it as a dildo.
>>33619109You just sound like a random ass incel.And miserable at the core.>t. somebody with your age.
>>33619229No
>>33619170>>33619194This is a man trolling.
Girls when you had your first orgasm was it pretty obvious? My girlfriend does not know if she's ever had an orgasm or not. She does end up in so much pleasure she has trouble staying upright, but doesn't know if it's an orgasm. Did it at any point feel weird?
>>33619230sorry, it was by reflex>>33619234I don't think they fuck, it is kinda sad really
>>33619233Does being small have any advantages?
>>33619244Higher chance of famine survival.If someone has to drag you out a burning building it is way easier.Fit better on airplane or in car
>>33619184>Femanons how sexually aggressive do you like your men? Scale of 1-10.Depends on the mood, but I don't like extremes on either end. I'd say between a 4 and 6.>>33619241>Girls when you had your first orgasm was it pretty obvious?Yes, I screamed, convulsed, and had to be held because I couldn't stop crying. Great experience.
I want to get married one day
>>33619236How did you even get that impression? I've had plenty of romantic success which puts me out of incel territory, but what does wanting a non-asshole world have to do with being an incel? It's not just sour grapes, I was a bully hunter who thought people were excessively cold and mean before I'd had any negative experiences myself. I'm not miserable at my core, no. I'm miserable today because I slept badly. I'm about as positive and idealistic as humanly possible for someone who's had depression for 25 years.
>>33619243Oh…that is sad. Sorry, anon. (This tells me you have bad pair bonding skills ahaha)
>>33619133one its disgusting, they smell like shit.the other thing is, by allowing the dog to sleep on the bed, you're letting him assume you're equals
>>33619244I save on housing costs. An 800sqft apartment for me is like a 1200sqft apartment for a 6ft guy. I can curl up on couches and chairs better than if I were bigger.
>>33619253Do you prefer a similar level from women?
>>33618620Can you fucking imagine what you could accomplish with the body type of any anime/comic girl, even in just 24 hours? Give me a day in Morgana's body and you'll see cities burning on the news.
>>33619261Snood exists, and you don't see cities burning.
>>33619256I don't know what that is but it is probably true
>>33619235I'll do what I have to in order to get off with it.
>>33619261Fuck off with your goddamn cuckold shit, why do you disgusting cunts need to shove your fetish where its not wanted?
>>33619261>Morgana's bodyLike... the cat from Persona 5...!?
>>33619241Even when an orgasm is small it's very obvious when you feel it. If she'd had one she would know
>>33619255>someone who's had depression for 25 years.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DapOhZEFaaI
>>33619269Yes
>>33619267Ask nicely.
>>33619273No one fucking cares about what that scumbag Andrew Tate has to say
>>33619273tl;dwI get it though, that's a common right-wing sentiment. First saw it around 2006.
>>33619273imagine listening to bald people
>>33619278Fuck you
>>33619273He is right.
>>33619266Let’s use context clues! Relationally, we were talking about your parents, and you brought up how they don’t have sex. I therefore made an induction that they have a weak relationship, and a further leap that this has gone on for a significant proportion of your life. The pair. These early childhood relationships fundamentally shape who we are (not necessarily, it’s subject to change and also total aversion) then this example has also been passed onto you. The bonding.Hope this helps
>>33619278Even as a woman, it's true that the worst thing about tate is that he is bald. The other stuff is bad too, but that's the worst.
That saying of the bigger the feet the bigger the meat is a lie. I'm a men's 15 US and I'm slightly below average. Being tall doesn't matter if you don't have inches where it truly counts.
>>33619274Please be gentle with me, I am quite delicate (I am not)!>>33619274I wouldn't really call that a woman.
>>33619288That's so hot wtf
>>33619268...Why was your first thought cuckoldry? Wanna share something with the rest of us?
>>33619284you are annoying but thank you
>>33619288How tall are you
>>33619290How?
>>33619288Fuck off dude, I hate being 5'5 so much I would trade my 7 inch dick to be 6 feet tall to have a smaller dick instead
>>33619297I don't know it's just hot to me
>>33619278He grew his hair back in jail. Being bald is a choice.
>>336192966'1" so technically I'm not that tall either
>>33619291I'm also confused by this. I don't know the anime girl he's talking about, maybe it's that?
>>33619291Faggots like to post subtle pics with spades in them. I see that shit on /v/ all the timeFuck off blacked faggot cuck
>>33619304no it isn't
>>33619275I will never beg for dick again. The first and last time still makes me feel like a retard.
>>33619257you're so stupid. that's not how it works with dogs. and brown people, you dog haters, are the ones that smell like shit.
>>33619305NTAYou have no idea what I would do to be your height. I would fucking anything regardless of morality.
>>33619311Asking nicely isn't begging, dummy.
>>33619317It is. Making me say something a certain way to get something that someone was going to give to me regardless is at least as equally embarrassing as begging straight up.
>>33619305You have big ass feet thats so cute
Why is my knee hurting in a bruised way two days after the fall?
>>33619319Your bratty and demanding demeanor is a turn off. I'm taking my penis and going home.
>>33619306Same>>33619308Well I didn't notice that, nobody did. You were the only one who caught on some obscure cuckshit. Pretty embarrassing for you huh, I bet you spot all the swingers in the crown too cuckboy
>>33619321I'm basically a baby Sasquatch but I'll take being called cute.
>>33619323I always get what I want.
>>33619260>Do you prefer a similar level from women?I think it shifts a little for women, so maybe a 6 - 8. I like feeling wanted by women. There's a sort of juxtaposition because women usually aren't the pursuers.
GenderDo you have any people that inspire you?
>>33619322You have GRID, your immune system is slow and weak.
>>33619330qt inspires me
>>33619332>GRIDWhat is that
>>33619330>Do you have any people that inspire you?FArnold
>>33619325Very cute
>>33619086>Conversely, I think a lot of men who are amicable and charismatic on the outside are anywhere from aloof to terrifying partners. If a woman talks about her experience with a guy everyone likes, they assume she's lying or she missed some outward indication that he's an asshole.NTA but I had a bit of a realization that all of my (taken) female friends really like me and think I'm a catch while the girls I try to date aren't really admiring me as much and it makes me wonder how I'm acting differently around the girls I'm pursuing and how to adjust it.
>>33619330Whoever invented yoga pantsHadrianVince lombardi
>>33619341I guess, lol anons are getting mad that I find it annoying to be big they'd wanna kill me if they found out I'm the Aryan prince anon
>>33619328>chasing me down the street naked demanding cock...OK I'm into this...
>>33619325>a baby SasquatchHairy like a gremlin?
>>33619308Bro zeroed in on them earrings lmao
>>33619330MMr. Rogers
>>33619322That's pretty normal, contusions like that often feel worse after a couple of days. Give it a couple of more days and it should start feeling better
>>33619335https://www.nytimes.com/1982/05/11/science/new-homosexual-disorder-worries-health-officials.html
>>33619352Slightly yeah
>>33619351>*CRUNCH* the entire right side of your body goes numb as the pavement jumps up at you>"It didn't have to be this way, anon. I gave you every possible chance to do this the easy way.">you moan in pain>"But you didn't take them, so I guess you must not hate this as much as you claim. You're going to look so good next to my other dildos"
>>33619319>>33619311There is nothing hotter than a begging, desperate woman.
>>33619330Mirl friends whose lives I want to emulateMaximus the Confessor (the o.g. "Yes, all of you are wrong" Apu Apujasta)Gene Wolfe and Tolkien Kamina
>>33619330Mpirate software
>>33619372Roach
>>33619372Did you also formerly work at blizzard?
>>33619372Did he inspire you to Stop Killing Games?
>>33619351No. I'd just pout until you have to oblige. >>33619368I hate feeling so desperate for intimacy. In the moment and retroactively, I can feel how much my need for physical and emotional closeness with another person controls every fiber of my being and it makes me feel weak and codependent.
state genderare you confident that you'll be a good parent
>>33619348King
>>33619380I just think the risk of putting an unnecessary burden on developers, especially indie devs, when making games is already hard enough. You don't have a god given right to be able to play a videogame forever if that's not the product that the developer actually shipped to you in the first place.>>33619376God no. Working at blizzard past the mid-late 00's must be retarded.
>>33619360Okay thank you because my wrist just started hurting too This is not good
>>33619387MYeah but ATM I'm not financially steady enough for kids.
>>33619386Yeah, it's neurotic.Still, nothing hotter for me than a woman begging me to cum inside her.
>>33619387>are you confident that you'll be a good parentFAbsolutely fucking not and it is why I'm not having kids. I'll never be the mom that my mother was to me.
>tfw you crack open a monster ultra paradise after workYup. This is where my day peaks.>>33618654MAbsolutely
>>33619387lolno
>>33619391If you had a fall you just got banged up a little. Did you never fall off your bike or the monkey bars as a kid?
>>33619387M, I like to imagine I will be, but I'm really worried I'll have a problem-child who won't respect me and just laugh at me when I try to enforce discipline
>>33619388NGL I'm more of an attention seeking idiot that acts before he thinks.
>>33619400I like Ultra Blue.
>>33619389I actually kind of agree. The burden shouldn't be on a dev to keep the servers on forever. And it becomes a slippery slope too- if I'm mad about the direction the game went in subsequent patches from when I started the game, am I entitled to sue because the game isn't what was what I played on day 1 of installing? Do all games need "classic" servers where I can play the game on an arbitrary patch or release? When is it or isn't it "killing" the game? Should valve be legally required to make 6.84 DotA 2 servers, or restore CS:GO from CS2? What about Overwatch 1 being completely deleted by Overwatch 2?What about PirateSoft inspires you though?
>>33619391you might want to contact your loved onesive seen this before and it progresses very quickly
>>33619406Never tried blue. But I do like blue Hawaiian.
morning atoga. just realized the flirting and feminine interactions here actually enflame my feeling lonely, even though it's kind of comforting too to flirt and muse these scenarios but mostly it just leaves me feeling more alone. sorry.
>>33619387I hope so. No doubt I'll be far from perfect, but I had good parents and I'm pretty good with kids
>>33619387I would try.
Is horseracing a good place to have a date at
>>33619400>monster ultra paradiseBased. One of my favourites. I remember when it first came out and me and my female coworkers all bought it on our break, kek.Have you tried the Lando Norris Monster? I haven't had that one yet.
>>33619399real
>>33619419Yeah nothing says romance like the smell of a barn and some guy chimping out because he just lost the last of his paycheck on a "sure thing".
Found this aislop homogem on Twitter thoughts you guys would appreciate it.
>>33619419no.why the fuck are all men such gambling addicts these days?
>>33619421>Lando Norris MonsterI haven't, I don't even see it in my stores. Any idea what flavor it is?>when it first came out and me and my female coworkers all bought it on our break, kek.Comfy memory...
>>33619430Gambling is harmless fun>>33619425I thought women loved horses
>>33619427FThis picture is true. Don't ever type like the one on the left.
>>33619435He's messaging his chad boyfriend you cunt
>>33619430Why work hard when luck is all that matters to success these days
>>33619387F, no, if I were, I'd already have kids. Everyone around me says I'll be great because I love kids and when I'm at my best I am nurturing, playful, warm and all that. The thing is I know myself how incredibly soul-crushingly depressing I can be when I don't feel good at all and I want to get better at processing that on my own, not taking it out on anyone and not having it hang thick in the air, before children get involved. I realize having a parent who is amazing sometimes and horrible at other times might even be worse to come to terms with and live through well than a simply disengaged parent.
>>33619431"Refreshing Melon with Yuzu" is the description on their website.
>>33619419MIf a girl likes horses maybeYou should try to cater the date to stuff you both might be interested in doing. Like if she's into stargazing maybe you go to an astronomy thing. Or you can just keep it simple and go bowling or rollerskating or whatnot.
>>33619435If I send that, she just rolls her eyes and goes back to doomscrolling
How do you know when you are a guy's girlfriend?
>>33619344It might not be the whole story but part of it, no doubt, is that around your female friends you feel relaxed, accepted as you are, like there's nothing or not much to lose or at stake. That is a very different setting to be in than nervously trying to impress someone who makes you feel lost for words.This is also part of why you often hear men complain they get more attention after getting into a relationship - they eased up, relaxed and as a result are more fun and more their real selves around women than they were back when they were single and looking for things.
>>33619387FNo but for some reason I still want it even though I know I'll mess up a lot
>>33619434>I thought women loved horsesTake her paddock riding.
Women how would you feel if you went to Heaven but it was Chinese?
>>33619435>women 12PM: rah rah rah women's rights women power!>women 1PM: men pls bully me into having sex
>>33619408Africanized AIDS? >>33619402I was a very cautious child but I don't remember any pain from the times I did fall. I'm getting old
>>33619453Chinese scammed me yet again
>>33619170Hey
>>33619447NTA and you're not wrong, right picture only comes across as bold if she already likes him to begin with, otherwise it's just awkward and presumptuous. Nothing worse than someone trying to boss you around when they simply can't.But I do agree with the other anon, very cautious phrasing like the left picture makes it very palpable how self-conscious/uncertain and hopeful you are and that easily evokes pity, it takes her headspace from "how do I feel about him?" more to wondering how not to disappoint you or hurt your feelings, which is a lot less sexy obviously.
>>33619398I wish I wasn't neurotic. I wish it was okay for me to feel how I feel and how strongly I feel it.
>>33619460why is foid getting scammed by chinese so much?
>>33619413*hugs you*
>>33619448You ask him. Men can't ask that anymore because you foids will think he's desperate and get the ick.
>>33619453>get to heaven>that guy from the Taiping Rebellion was actually JesusI don't know how I'd feel
>>33619472Nta No ones ever asked me
>>33619448
>>33619434>gambling is harmless funZoomers don't realize gambling ads weren't allowed until recently, and after only a couple of years of corporate influence it's all your favorite thing.>>33619455incel tell the difference between bullying or overstepping, and being assertive challenge: impossible.
>>33619241I hope you're still around because I feel very qualified to answer this. Yeah AFAIK if you are in doubt if you ever had any, you didn't, it is definitely an unmistakable experience especially the first time. But I am someone who took a longer time to get there and yeah for me there was definitely a hang up in the way which was that I had a very hard time letting go and losing control. Basically I felt afraid of what would happen even though I could not rationally say what I feared, something in me got scared and shut down when I got close.For me I worked through it by forcing my first orgasm with the showerhead, which was easier to keep in place even when it started feeling really bad/weird, than to keep fingering yourself with the same intensity. I was not in a relationship at the time but it is hard for me to imagine having a first one with a partner there too if there's an issue, because if her issues also revolve around shame or control, having a witness will add other layers to that. As for>She does end up in so much pleasure she has trouble staying uprightI know it sounds vague but in my experience it's just different if you don't know (yet) how to orgasm. It's like now that my body knows there's this outlet that is also really tempting in itself, I can experience a lot less pleasure before it happens than I could back when orgasming was out of the picture. So don't worry that her not having an orgasm with you means the sex itself is not good enough to get her there or that her pleasure is apparently not that serious... It really is just a wholly different scenario and as weird as it sounds, that also creates ways to really enjoy sex that become less easy or impossible once you get used to this other way. I think a lot of people would say unless they have a particuarly great orgasm, the moment their pleasure is highest is not during orgasm but right before coming, when the pleasure you already feel meets the thirst and longing....
>>33619475>>33619472Me either. Guess I will wait it out and see how it goes. If I do ask about being a real gf at some point, he will prob just freak and ditch me.
>>33619430bitcoin happenedthen GME happenedthen some guy made $100k betting "no" on peace deals between israel-palestine and russia-ukraine by the end of Julyalso the existence of a betting market on what color the next dildo thrown on the court at a WNBA game
>>33619479>incel tell the difference between bullying or overstepping, and being assertive challenge: impossible.men are not the ones who have a hard time telling the difference
>>33619472>>33619475>>33619486The asker is always the desperater one and the askee usually either freaks out or at least has that impulse.Also my smartwatch doesnt seem to charge anymore but its only a few months old
>>33619330MPlenty, and I’m lucky that my dad is one of them
Why do I smell like vinegar?
Did you know if you eat foods rich in calcium and with food rich in iron the iron won't be absorbed by your body
>>33619506diabetic?
>>33619471appreciated anon. there's gonna be much, much lonelier days ahead of me so i'm gonna need to toughen up but today is not that day so far
>>33619508No.
>>33619512>today is not that day so far.And it's okay that it's not*hugs you tighter*
>>33619489>then some guy made $100k betting "no" on peace deals between israel-palestine and russia-ukraine by the end of JulyWas he actually able to cash out? I know betting sites ban people who start making over 4 figures.
>>33619464ntaThat's why you need to be assertive, but not commanding. Like you said, the right is a text you send when you're already seeing each other. Before that it's more like "I'm going to x, you should come with!" or "I'm going to y, would you like to join me?" It needs to not be a big deal nor should you sound like you're apologizing for interrupting her life to enter yours.>>33619449Yeah, I think that's a good way to put it. I think I'm improving at getting comfortable enough to not feel the pressure anymore, but I wish I had done it sooner. I've been able to befriend more girls lately and go out with them one-on-one, but we'll see if one of these will result in a gf. But I'd rather go on so-so dates that don't go anywhere (doing activities I already wanted to do, mind you) than none at all. I think it's a better problem to have because it is ultimately a numbers game.
His biceps are thicker than her legs. No wonder she gave him that silky, white pussy.
>>33619530I'd give him it too
cringeeee
How do I court a goth girl without her just thinking I have a fetish for goth girls?
>>33619479I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds gambling seedy and stupid.
>>33619530women just want ONE thing from men and it's so simple
I know it's the middle of a workday, but the thread is shockingly slow right now.
>be depressed and suicidal for a couple of months>Female friend just spends that time saying generic things to try to get me to stop being depressed but nothing happens>Spend this week trying to figure it out and now no longer depressed after rationalizing it>Go back to the way I was before making jokes and having a good time with other friends>Now she's upset out of nowhere and starts bring up old arguments that were settled earlier in the year that everyone else calls her out on>Claims now I have a big ego even though I just went through one of the worst times in my lifeIs this even normal for a female friend to do this? I can't even figure out why she's acting this way, her life situation has been the same if not slightly better than the beginning of the year after some improvements in her job but other then that nothing else would have changed. I will admit I did do some banter with her but it's no different than how she would be treated before and she's even treated better than how I do banter with everyone else and she even admits she says way worse things to me than vice versa.
Lads, are you excited to invade Venezuela and bring home a spicy Latina war bride?
>>33619522*hug* it IS okay! it's just also very inconvenient. i just got out of a doomer arc, so waking up like this may be leftover from that, i'm usually mr. non-stop optimism so these kinds of episodes hit me hard, thanks for entertaining my rambling. my work stimulants should give me better emotional control once they kick in fully
What's the best thing about the place you live? The worst?
>>33619485damn you anon and damn memory.
>>33619543>female friendLol why do this to yourself?
>>33619540Give it time the weekend is just beginning unless the girls have plans they'll be here.
Basically I will never achieve my career goals unless I marry an Asian girlboss? Dang.
>>33619548Proximity to NYC.Also proximity to NYC.
>>33619547nta bipolar?
>>33619548The beaches. The tourists.
>>33619545My ex was Venezuelan it was one of the most toxic relationships ever it's not worth it.
>>33619548It is too hot
>>33619552Circumstances
I like him but why does he always smell like he just got done mincing an entire herb garden?
>>33619549What? Did I stir up some bad ones? Sorry anon.
>>33619552I think it can be done if you have more than one.
>>33619543You sound like a major assholeShe tolerated your depressed ass for months, you couldn't tolerate her bad mood for a few days?Tf out of here!
>>33619554Don't do it anon
>>33619566This sounds amazing to me honestly. But assuming he just overapplies some scent, maybe you can be all sexy and tell him you like how it smells but want to smell him too, so could he apply less so his natural scent stands out more?
>>33619548I can walk to the local shops.The streets are so broken and cracked one little bump can fuck up your car.
>>33619566Dude puts on too much cologne?
>>33619571This just started yesterday
>>33619569No, good ones.But thats bad. Be happy if you don't understand.
>>33619578Even worse
>>33619556not as far as i know (and probably not, on that note), any mood swings i go through are very, idk, irregular and spaced out? like i haven't had a depressive episode since may. been working a lot of traumatic stuff that happened to me last year, kinda successfully imo but thats usually the result of any bad feelings i have, connect back to that one way or another (as mentioned, i'm usually very positive)
Why do women complain about money? All they have to do is wear cute microskirts or pajama onesies and give their besties massages on camera and they can build generational wealth
>>33619545Do they still have any white women from the Italians who settled there or are they all brown now? This heavily influences how eager I am to die for them
>>33619575>natural scentYou mean like BO? Y'all women are weird.
>>33619453Nice, maybe ill see my dog
>>33619548Can't think of a best thing, or even just anything positive in general.Is this depression?
>>33619575>This sounds amazing to me honestlynote...to...self:..mince...entire...herb... gardens.
:|
>>33619588Sounds more like ennui.
>>33619592average modern day foid
>>33619526>"I'm going to x, you should come with!" or "I'm going to y, would you like to join me?"Agreed, these just read relaxed and (especially the first) enthusiastic. Also whole-heartedly agree that it should sound fun and like not a big deal. The more you stress that it might be weird/awkward to invite someone, the more easily it comes across that way that's how it always goes.As for your other post, it is a totally normal phenomenon, frustrating as it is, and it absolutely is bound to become less if you get more experience not just talking to women but specifically talking to single women you are impressed with. Even if that's just because you fumbled ten amazing chances already so you don't really believe in it anymore and that makes you less nervous.I am also a big fan of tagging along or inviting others along to group events as they put you less on the spot than a one on one date. Plus you can be indirect and e.g. show off your sense of humor by making your best friend laugh while she's right there, instead of trying to play for her audience specifically. And if you hit it off it is easy to turn it into a more secluded thing anyway. Though I realize this is more or less realistic depending on how many friends you have and how much stuff they do together, how open they are to strangers and so on.
>>33619552female friends are different if it's part of a larger friend group
>>33619387>state gender>are you confident that you'll be a good parentIt's probably too late to have kids, maybe in another universe I'm a decent mom i hope. Seeing how others are, it probably has to do with their past sometimes I'd like to bonk some people and others I'd wish they could somehow win the lottery or something so they wouldn't have to work a lot especially the the geniune single moms/dad's that were forced to become single parents off topic soz
>>33619548I love nearly everything about my appartment. It is cozy with a big balcony.I kind of wish I had an extra closet that's like 4-5m2, it'd make storing some things way easier.
>>33619588yes, or at least a clear warning sign particularly if that kind of attitude extends towards everything (or most of everything). depression is your brain being unable to stop being sad so it tends to drown out any feelings of happiness.>>33619592that is next level mental gymnastics, good grief!!
>>33619548>The bestIt has nice viewa and it's close to nature.>The worstEverything else
>>33619599That was written by a man.
>>33619598Isn't that more boredom?I think about the thing I like doing and it just feels like meh why bother
>>33619548Mbest: it's close to free with electricity, plumbing, and laundryworst: it's a dungeon in the middle of a social and economic wasteland
>>33619543Doesn't sound very normal but it's pretty much impossible to judge from this info. It sounds to me like now that you are acting happier, she feels more free to admit to herself that some of your depressed behavior grated her. Just like you found her advice/support generic but probably didn't tell her, chances are she felt at least some of the things you said in your low mood were pretty rude/self-pitying or otherwise unbecoming, but she also put up with it. Now that you seem back to living your best life and she no longer actively pities you, that would make her feel what annoys her about you.But again that is assuming and even if I'm right, I still don't know what exactly in your behavior or words it was that irked her. There's other options too like maybe she felt drained trying to be there for her and she feels kind of like, was there ever much of an issue then, now that you have seemed to snap out of it out of nowhere. Either way it'll be about her perception more than anything you wrote here I'm guessing.
>>33619537It objectively is seedy and stupid - some people are just okay with that. I call those people 'low quality men', and it's most of them.
>>33619548>What's the best thing about the place you live? The worst?The weather in the winter and sometimes I get to meet rare genuine kind hearted folks in my job or when have rare free time. >What's the worst?Not a lot of jobs available that pay well enough, not a lot places to go, the governor has ruined all the cities. Ngl
>>33619614average modern day foid
>>33619548>best thingpot shop down the street at the end of the block to purchase chemical escapism>worsti'm at my parent's house atm, who carry disgusting and ugly vibes almost 24/7. impossible to ever be comfortable or let my guard down here. this makes the best part very convenient.
>>33619592Either rage bait or a total moron
>>33619566Probably what he eats, suggest him buy glycolic acid and to spray it on him pits, its his body detoxing probably
>>33619580I do understand, yeah, sorry for that then.>>33619585Everyone has a scent, not necessarily BO (even though enjoying fresh sweat on some people isn't rare either) but just their skin/hair. Perfume is supposed to blend with this, not drown it out entirely.
>>33619548I'm homeless so I guess that. The best? Eh, I guess that I can travel a lot.
>>33619585women want their men smelling like sweaty pigs, not greens, apparently
What's your gender and how old were you when you realized that so called 'experts' barely even know or get things right better than a random guess most of the time?
>>33619620My grandparents used to call it a tax on the stupid. I miss my nan.
>>33619548Best? There's plenty of money so it's clean and the roads are wide and easy.Worst? There is absolutely nothing to do other than work so you can pay for vacations to other places
>>33619578Your friend needs validation she has friends, that's why she's bringing up shit others "call her out on" And your banter seems like the straw that broke the camel's back. She feels like you're ganging up on her. And you being the major asshole that you are, you're probably enjoying this waaaay to much, because you feel part of the group and have someone to punch downYou couldn't even bother to give her props for even saying "generic things" to you for months, where you 100% wouldn't have done the same, judging by how self-absorbed you sound. Not only that, but since you singled her out, she must be the only one who actually bothered.Fuck you asshole. Being depressed isn't a carte blanche to get out of being an asshole or where it doesn't count because you were mentawy iww :( :(
>>33619630Why are you homeless?
>>33619628feels hard anon but I also don't want to forget.
>>33619633Experts are literally just random people, they don't always even have any qualifications on the topic or even connected
>>33619633I yet have to become that stupid and arrogant.
>>33619633M 22 when I became a low-level expert myself although I had suspicions before then. experts are charlatans, smart people are real. If you push an expert out of his system of deceit he crumbles but you can put a smart person anywhere and he'll make progress.
>>33619485> I had a very hard time letting go and losing control. That might be what's happen with her>forcing my first orgasm with the showerhead, which was easier to keep in place even when it started feeling really bad/weird, It felt bad and weird? Like overstimulated bad or just some other weird feeling? She does say it's too much some times, but maybe I'm just overstimulating her. Some things I do feel 'weird' to her. Like rubbing her pussy so her clit moves in and out.>because if her issues also revolve around shame or control, having a witness will add other layers to that. Now I'm almost afraid. She has her own (minor) issues>I can experience less pleasureThanks anon, I'll try to just let it happen natural rather than trying to bring her there
>>33619583they want generational wealth but without depending on anyone else, like fans, husband, or anyone in generalthat's why famous people hate their fans so much, by the way. normal people are so narcissistic they viscerally hate the idea that even one other person contributed to their massive success. They want to imagine they are so much stronger, smarter, and morally better than other people, that money just materialized in front of them out of respect
>>33619576Do you live where I live? I wish our government would fix the roads, gas prices, hospitals instead ngl
Day 1 No Calling People An Edomite Challenge
Femanons, you're cute.
>>33619633I don't know exactly. I don't see how anybody good at anything can believe the kind of definitive nonsense people try and push as the agreed upon narrative.In every single field even those experts all disagree on everything, but then on the outside people pretend there is a unified narrative. As soon as you realize every field is like that you can't believe 'experts' blindly anymore.
For FWhat do you think of Alien Earth?
>>33619645A lot of bad life decisions and drug addiction. I'm getting a little better but it's a touchy subject I don't like talking about.
>>33619656>Like overstimulated bad or just some other weird feeling?Yeah I guess it was mostly that I got anxious/overstimulated so that made the mental arousal go away and if you feel zero mental arousal, doing something very sexually involving feels really gross. I guess the easiest I can describe it is post-climax revulsion guys sometimes describe only it happens before you came, but I guess because of the same feeling of a mental cold shower.Yeah for me it definitely felt bad, but I do think there is a range of experiences that can cause women to subconsciously hold off on climaxing and they don't all feel the same. It is relatively common to hear girls suppress orgasms subconsciously or make the guy stop stimulating them because they feel like they have to pee, which can be a sign of going to squirt but can also just be a mental association/fear. >Like rubbing her pussy so her clit moves in and out. It is totally normal for the clit to be very sensitive and for women to be very specific in how they do and don't like it stimulated. Everything from loving it being grabbed gently to not even wanting it grazed without a protective layer of underwear in between, or enjoying it being circled but not touhed directly. (Also make sure you never touch the clit with dry fingers, at least put them in your mouth and her juices or lube are better.) So this in itself to me is nothing noteworthy. >Now I'm almost afraid.I didn't mean it dramatically, just, if you're e.g. afraid you will pee if you come, that's one thing to deal with when alone. (Even alone in the bath tub, it can feel unsexy and embarrassing as a prospective outcome.) But with a partner, you might be afraid to pee and afraid your orgasm face looks retarded and shameful or you will make a super unsexy noise. So then you have more things to think about than just your own pov. The good news is once you know what it feels like, subsequently getting there is much much easier!
>>33619440I'm sure you didn't mean to imply that it isn't quite as damaging, but a disengaged parent sits at the center of a fucked up existence for me, colors every part of my life, even my job. I wonder if my mom were sometimes present, if I could sometimes have okay relationships with women in that instance, instead I can't ever interact normally with any woman and i get weird around all of them that aren't just friends/immediate family.i think it's good to be cautious, but you should know situations like mine don't come from people having issues, they come from people either not recognizing they have issues or ignoring their issues and having kods, the fact you're so concerned now without any kids is ALREADY addressing that issue. I think you'll be a fine mom, honestly.
I've gone through so many fucking emotions today, it's kind of ridiculous.Emotional pain. Absolute hype. Having to lift up and carry my shopping cart and making me feel like Arnold in front of a beggar. Incredibly excited about my plants bearing fruits. And now I'm getting horny, but also incredibly motivated, by a cute woman (Nora Fawn) doing nearly nude stuff. Making me want to be good enough to get a lewd cutie like her.If I wasn't a tall man, but a woman, I'd get a goddamn pregnancy test.To be honest, this always happens as summer is ending and we have our first colder nights. I don't know what it is. And tomorrow I'm having bbq with my family, so who knows how that will go.Just absolutely fucking bonkers rollercoaster of a day, mates.So how are you?
pinning femanon against the mattress and kissing her neck
>>33619671Thanks, but I personally can't see that so it just feels like gaslighting to me.
>>33619685>how are you?Fat and horny.
>>33619674I think it's absolute garbage. I keep seeing people saying they're really liking it, but I feel like I'm being gaslit. You would think weyland yutani would have been able to hire a significantly less retarded crew.It's basically an anime plot, but worse.
>>33619685Kitty looks like he has a yarmulke on
>>33619693nta you make me want to watch it to see how much I can hate it
>>33619676nta but i hope you can recover from your addiction and homelessness, prayin for ya
>>33619672The unified narrative is for the plebs who wouldn't get it without studying up. There's no point getting plebs into the debate or worrying them with uncertainties.
>>33619649I honestly get it. I spent something like six+ years pining over the first person I had experiences with. And now that I no longer do, it honestly is bittersweet, as relieved as I am to no longer feel a captive of any memories in that sense, it still does feel weird and strangely underwhelming to suddenly remember events that once meant the world to me and it feels like the person whose world that was is no longer me, I remember I felt that way but it's not like I can still feel what that was like. I think what remains in the end is not so much any recollection but more (in the best scenario) gratitude that some people chose to let us in and have experiences with us, not so much the details of it but just that part alone.
>>33619623>average modern day foidthat would be this
>>33619702Thanks, anon. I really appreciate that. :)
Do you know what kind of person you are?
>>33619693The lady who screwed everything up was hired to check a box. Art reflects life.Im mostly mad that it seems like they wanted a story about human mapping to synths but had to slap an aliens sk8n on it in order to get funding.
>>33619695Ironic, considering kittenposter is Jewish, but I didn't even notice it. lolHere is another one.
>>33619708Oh, man...Someone post the one of the woman moving the WET FLOOR sign, causing the guy to fall.
>>33619713Yes
>>33619709yeah, i watched my dad go through the throes kf addiction, saw it tear his life apart, it is grim stuff. i won't get preachy as i'm sure you've heard it all by this point but just remember any feeling of "i can't change, i can't get better it's too late for me" etc is bullshit and 110% just mindgames
women are you craving spicy carbloading meals or chocolate right now?or have you just been nectar sipping your Monster and don't think you're hungry atm?
>>33619713been figuring that out this year, actually
>>33619683Thank you for writing this anon, it is very kind of you. Yes the short answer is you are right and if anything I feel what I wrote was a reaction to people telling me stuff like "at least you know you've got a lot of love to give". When I also do absolutely agree that a lot of times people focus on the worst that ever happened (e.g. was there ever physical abuse?) while failing to acknowledge how utterly horrible it is when parents maybe do not neglect their kids in any practical sense or abuse them in any concrete way, but also do not build them up emotionally or even know how to be present with them emotionally. I guess it is more that like most people, the reason this scenario is so daunting to me is because that is what it was like with my parents, they are also the people everyone would say aren't perfect but obviously invested in their kids a lot and had plenty of warmth. But some things were pretty fucked up and loving your parents very deeply, feeling very loyal to them because you see their issues and vulnerabilities up close, and then being betrayed/hurt by them severely, is a really fucked up cocktail. I was around thirty years old before I could even open up to people about how bad it could get because my parents functioned so well that I would actively have to blow their cover to share what it was like sometimes growing up. I absolutely do not want that for my own children, it's like I feel my heart beat slowing down even imagining it, and I don't like how easily I can imagine it. But I do desire it very much and work on it quite actively, which mostly means just trying to learn to be better for myself and be a safer person for myself. I hope you have resources in whatever form to help you try to grapple with what you describe. Thanks again for sharing.
>>33619693OH, and the xenomorph is totally offbrand. It's like they took a totally different script and just pasted a xenomorph onto a different creature. Sometimes it just buzzsaws through 100 people with bodyparts flying all over the place, and other times it... senses fear and leaves you alone if you aren't afraid??? Or in other cases decides to take it's sweet time with plot-armor characters. And now it's going to be friends with the alien whisperer MC? Is the Alien the same alien from Lilo and Stitch? what is going on?!Also the practical alien suit scenes look like shit. It's like somebody fell for the 'le practical effects' meme without understanding that for it to work better you still have to shoot it smartly and use lighting and shadows effectively. You can't just have a guy in the suit in the middle of a brightly lit room hobbling around awkwardly.
>>33619726I snacced on some parmesan and now I'm not hongry
>>33619729this sounds truly awful I can't wait to hate it and make fun of it
>>33619722That is legitimately the nicest thing anyone has said to me on here and it means more to me than you'll ever know.I hope your family situation is better.
>>33619704fuck
>>33619733damn I thought I covered all of the foid foodgroups but I overlooked the obvious with CHEESE
i wanna family. is that overrated or out of reach? i don't want to give (my) guy the ick but i don't expect him to stick around long.
>>33619714I'm 90% sure that they took a generic script from their pile of scripts they buy for 30 bucks en mass and just did the thing where you adapt it into an existing franchise to sell it.
>>33619742an insane fumble sir
I just hit PRs while imagining that I had a gf cheering me on.
>>33619742ohh lort. this just made me horrrrnay.
>>33619713I legit have schizophrenia so I would say no.
How do I die alone
>>33619746Im 100% sure of that with the halo show.They didn't even try
>>33619742This has my nose running byproxy
>>33619717Is that even a woman?
He loves me but leaves me ?
>>33619742This is making me feel constipated.
>>33619753Sir, we are on the correct path for dying alone. Just be patient.
>>33619734based on the TV threads you'll probably like t so long as you want to fuck one of the girls in it at least. So I guess it's got that going for it. You'll love the scene where a papercutter blade suddenly turns into an actual sword (presumably because the person writing it has never actually had a job and doesn't know what a papercutter looks like), and then just inexplicably magnets itself to her back like it's a videogame weapon.
>>33619762nightingale?
I think I love women
>>33619763Lewd...
>>33619742never ask a foid the last time she ate a vegetable they'll get mad and burp their cheese/monster/hotchip breath at you
>>33619763How my snatch looks after I view all the cheese pron.
>>33619713A simpleton that wants to live a simple life and not be involved too much with people
>>33619767What is your problem?
>>33619772I had cabbage today your rude moid
>>33619763dirty lil cheese slut
>>33619763Prrrrfttttttttt braaaaaapp
where does the hot chip meme come from?
>>33619766/tv/ is full of degen coomers the board has completely lost the ability to be critical it's 100% /v/ culture war crossovers and borderline pedostalker behavior over actresses. please dont' confuse them for an average moid
>>33619784Twitterniggas.
>>33619778FFeeding moid cabbage so I can smell is farts. *whifffffffffffffff*
>>33619714That reminds meJH do you ever eat in the closed lab, or just leave specimines open while you go do something else?
Daily reminder that JH masturbates with cucumbers then eats them.
>>33619784this
>>33619790Whaaaat
>>33619763Made for JH
>>33619784a cranky hag on twitter jealous of younger girls
women would you still blow your bf if he exclusively ate asparagus? Like 5lbs of asparagus a day. To the point where the neighbors complain sometimes when he pees.
What distracts you from your worries anons?
>>33619798i don't blow him now
>>33619797>>33619794but I feel like THAT person must be referencing something else? Everything else there is specific and understandable.Also she is right.
>>33619800Erping on discord
>>33619800I don't really have any worries. It feels weird to say that.
>>33619740Okay to follow this up with a slightly more upbeat observation I did think of dwelling on it a little more. I guess the nice part is the very rare times I do feel slightly nostalgic still (which is virtually if not literally always because I hear specific songs I associate with a once especially tender memory), the upside is - bear with me this might sound just really vague - that it feels like somehow I am linked to this person and their memories in a more final way than I could have ever experienced it back when it was happening. Like when you are in the middle of being or getting together, no matter how close you are, naturally you will be thinking things like "do I impress them just as much as they do me? am I the person they have liked the most so far in life? do they still only like me more or is their excitement starting to wane?" And when you are actually in a very steady long term relationship, truly recognizing day to day that this is your partner is as hard as recognizing day by day that your only life is passing, you just get sucked into the daily grind a lot.BUT when you feel nostalgic about someone you usually don't think of anymore and maybe don't even miss, there is a sense that whatever happens, even if you die tomorrow, this happened in your one final life. Like you "get to have" that thing you once questioned so much, nothing can diminish it anymore. When everything stopped mattering, that remained true and at least sometimes meaningful: that you mattered to them once and they to you. At the end of the day, there's honestly not that many people you truly get very close to or love at any point for most. I hope some of this ramble makes sense.
>>33619795*blushes & giggles*
>>33619777NTA. Don't waste your time with guys who play games.
does anyone feel more shy when they have a partner? i feel like i used to be more outgoing, but now i only want all the best parts of me to be saved for private moments
>>33619814feminine behavior
>>33619800Pure distraction, definitely reading, any reading helps but the better the book is the more effectively it pulls me out of my own worries. For the worries subsiding somewhat, anything that makes me feel present. Yoga, hiking, listening to music while doing nothing else (or maybe dancing).
>>33619737i hope you take it to heart. i don't think addicts realize they're fighting against a system that was DESIGNED to lead them, your foe is some 300 million years of limbic development, so don't feel too hard on yourself for things like relapses or having impulses. at the same time, this system is designed to be programmable (which is how you got addicted in the first place), and so it is your imperative to change.wrt addiction my family situation is way better, dad was on meth, been clean for at least a year and a half now afaik.
>>33619811*farts&burps*
>>33619775Literally. I nix'd social media because I felt like too many people could see me. I hate being perceived by the public. One reliable, dedicated lover/bestfriend would be cool.
>>33619818>(or maybe dancing)Is this why women like to dance with each other?
>>33619814Not me, I feel like being in a relationship has made me a lot bolder and more expressive because I generally spend less time wondering how I come across to other people.
>>3361981410/10youre a winner
>>33619821*swooooon*You really know how to woo a girl!
>>33619823For some sure, but it can also just be a way to more easily get into a playful and silly mood. And a lot of women (men too no doubt) love dancing but are too shy to do it around people they don't know well, or they can do it but still feel more free with a friend they don't feel judged by in any way.It can also be a way to set a certain mood, like before going out if you want to get more hyped up.
>>33619800Beer and vidyaI also golf but that more adds to them lolThe other day I put one on the highway
>>33619814Sounds fucking weird mate
>>33619817i'm female
>>33619826When I am single, I am bolder and more expressive because idgaf about what people think about me. I am genrally more reserved and quiet in a relationship bc I don't want my partner to be embarassed of me in public and I can give them the genuine me 'at home'.
>>33619822I want to do the same but I like seeing funny memes, videos on the social media I still have
>>33619841nta autism?
>>33619814Kinda cute
>>33619835yeah i miss being myself. idk i don't feel like me lately except when im at home with him
>>33619841I don't believe in being demure about your personality, which it sounds like to me. If my partner would be embarrassed by me when I'm at my most lively unless we're alone together, we're not compatible.
>>33619800As a guy who has done a lot of things and living a lot of life I have isolated two things that give me pleasure:good beer or liquorand womenvideo games, seeing the world, fishing, being outdoors, making things, playing with machines, a pile of kittens or puppies in my lap, etc. are all good and welcome time-fillers but they aren't even distractions.
>>33619850Do you think he expects you to act differently in public?
>>33619841We have genuine me at home>The genuine you at home
>>33619808Please don't feel pressured anon. Its all just far too much to deal with and ends up being connected to everything else. Remembering how you feel about something isn't like remembering a series of events. Everything bleeds into everything else and becomes senses and scenes and meanings attached to all of these things. I can't afford to dismiss my memories anymore but there are good reasons why that is the go to option, I'm really not used to it.
>>33619846Mildly severe
>>33619850I'm >>33619851 just seeing this post, I thought you meant this was something you believed in rather than the way it played out. I would ask yourself if your worry he will be embarrassed by your most outgoing self is more rooted in experiences you had or convictions you have, or that they are more based on actual things he said or how he reacted to you in the past when you were more expressive.
There's always some shit that some ultra smart german motherfucker came up to fix any problem you got that you'd think had no chance of having a fix. Large chip in wood? You'd think that would need to be completely replaced, right? Nah, wood filler and sanding paper. Who invented that shit? Dunno, some genius that's who.
>>33619818reading is my last cope. everything else has fallen away.
>>33619851Im a girl who has never been embarassed by my partner, but I don't want to be 'too much' for him.
>>33619791I don't eat in the lab, nor do I leave anything out where it shouldn't be.>>33619793I did that like once.
>>33619728I have been dealing with this situation for a few months now, i mean regarding my parent's neglect. very similar situation. Objectively, my childhood was largely okay, didn't grow up impoverished or anything, but yeah i think people really really underestimate the impact of emotional non-presence, even without other stuff (there was plenty of other stuff).We seem to be way more on the same page than i thought, which is terrible and i'm sorry you understand any of this to any degree. I too hope you can find happiness. My life is on some kind of trajectory, could be a worse one, it's not looking like one where I'm around a lot of people it seems but eh what's a schizoid to do :P
Wait, JH is the lab girl?
Let's supposed you did had fairy tail ending and not the current nightmare which would you had selected, give reasons if you want.>Couples may choose to consummate their marriage on the wedding day or wait until they feel emotionally and physically ready.
>>33619814>>33619850Marriage material, he better be looking for rings
>>33619855accurate, but more like picrel
>>33619868good man anon, you'll get in trouble for that one and rightly so.
>>33619850Is there abuse going on?
>>33619800Work and chores and errands, and driving around, especially on the highway or in places I haven't been.I guess my body and subconscious feel like "Damn buddy, with this fast machine, you might even find a way out of this prison."
>>33619872Always has been.
>>33619548Some of the most gorgeous views in the world Expensive
>>33619884I remember wandering, that's before you realise it doesn't matter where you go.
You ever smoke some good ass weed and do a big stretch of your arms and legs and then basically almost orgasm while moaning?
>>33619808not any of the anons in this response thread but thank you for sharing your perspective, it is a soothing sentiment for a guy still hung up on his ex.
>>33619895hmm I got to try that
>>33619685What the actual fuck
>>33619895Based if female, cringe if male
I'm gonna go buy some cookies and more cigarettes DON'T look at my butt on my way out
>>33619720Hehehehe he he he
>>33619895No, but I've orgasmed from yoga.
>>33619878well, you'd hope that in a fairy tale relationship, you'd be ready by the wedding day. I mean, that's like 6 years into the relationship, probably. After 6 years what else are you gonna do to be readyUnless we're talking about like, getting married after 6 months
>>33619909How is that possible?
>>33619878I like knowing that my partner would be ready. I would wait until (he) felt comfortable, was happy and confident in the decision to share himself with me. But I also don't believe in sharing myself with strangers or multiple people.
Women would you wear a lewd bridal dress, or yes only if it was a second change dress and privately.
>>33619909Was it DDP Yoga?
>>33619909so not in a horny way but you need to elaborate.
>>33619895I will take 1 of whatever weed you are smoking on, please.
>>33619895Minus the orgasm, sure
>>33619767https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKOxbA_W_5Q>>33619800Pretty much everything, unless it triggers my sorrows.>>33619899Yeah that was my realisation too.
>>33619892It helps soothe the restlessness. There's nowhere to go but it helps me feel less aggravated by sitting in one place. I've been depressed in many states and countries by now, but running always seems to work better than standing in place. I think some primitive part of me still believes something like "there's a way out of this cage, we're not giving up. This machine goes faster than you could ever on a horse or on foot, and they found ways to escape. with a fast enough machine you can escape their nightmare, and find a way out"
>>33619910Then she won't have a white dress, making her not be fairy tale friendly.
>>33619909I have orgasmed from meditation - like remote viewing yourself but you can travel ... tf is the term I am looking for?
>>33619929astral projection
>>33619929out of body?
>>33619895weed stinks too bad for me to enjoy it even a little
>>33619913So you would do it the very same day?
>>33619924NTA Relatable
>>33619914In the right circumstance and if was something my partner was into but looked flattering. I have always liked the sheer look
>>33618834divorce?
>>33619935That's what edibles are for.
>>33619883no, unless he's so subtle i haven't noticed it yet
>>33619916What is that?>>33619911There's a bunch of poses that engage the pelvic floor and core and release tension.
>>33619937I have quite literally abandoned everything to start over on opposite sides of the globe before.It's much too small.
>I’m sad because I can’t cookWhat did she mean by this? What is stopping women from learning how to do things, like being self sufficient? Why is it only hot-chip or starve for them?
>>33619932>>33619934Yessss ! Astral projection. It's real, anons.
I never seen a girl say they believe in aliens. Why is that anons.
>>33619914If my wife doesn't look inherently lewd in even the most fanciest and elegant dress, then I don't want her.
>>33619929Out of body experience?
>>33619936If my partner was ready, yes. If not, I would wait for them to be.
>>33619950modern women have destroyed their reasoning and planning abilities from the endless tiktok scrolling, birth control, and SSRIs they do
>>33619950Who are you quoting.
>>33619955I only believe in aliens. Chariot of the Gods is my bible. t. Bio female
>>33619955Men believe in ayys, women believe in spirits.
>>33619962his imaginary friend that exists only to help him craft ragebait
>>33619955they like judging you but are terrified of being judged themselvesthat's why they say things like "i'm spiritual but not religious""I keep an open mind about that, what if...""i just look at my horoscope every day for fun, it's not serious"
>>33619965>Chariot of the GodsDidn't Erik Von fake a lot of evidence?
>>33619950I can cook and I hate cooking. It's a menial task. If I weren't forced to learned, I might've never learned, or maybe I would've learned on my own a few essential, easy meals, slowly over the years. But it would take time, because if I didn't go slowly, I could easily see myself hating it
>>33619940Do those have a skin tone bodysuit or something underneath. I like the ones where the chest is expose.
>>33619685Men would settle for a titcow like Sydney Sweeney but secretly want a slender beauty like Nora Fawn
>"i want to have sex with a man" what did he mean by this? are all men inherently gay by default?
>>33619955You don't hang out in the places where thoseastral projecting,horoscope analyzing,mbti following,bug loving,anorexia glorifying,pale neet ass femcels are bedrotting around.
>>33619976forced to learn*
>>33619979>Sydney Sweeny>SettleO, I am laffen
>>33619950"Cooking" involves a lot more than warming up chicken nuggies, anon.
>>33619951I know that but I've never associated it with 'O'.Seems like you'd be focused wrong.
>>33619872I mean, I do work in a lab. But I'm sure there must also be other posters who do, too. So idk if I'm THE lab girl.>>33619882In trouble for the veggie or the lab thing?
>Can I stay the night?What did she mean by this? Doesn't she have her own place?
>>33619975I don't even think he faked evidence, he just makes up fantastical stories about things that aren't even evidence.
>>33619994fake, they never ask they just do if they want to and throw a tantrum if you turn them out
>i hate womenWhat did he mean by this? What is stopping men from learning how to do things, like being gay? Why is it only pussy or starve for them?
>>33619993eating in the lab, big no no
>>33619979i looked both up, i'm not sure they're shaped that differentlyFawn just takes still pictures that are edited and angled creatively to make her look 7 feet tall, all these influencer girls look more normal on candid video
women what's the silliest noise you've heard a guy make during sex?
>>33619997>throw a tantrum if you turn them outI thought turning them out was the point, anon?
>>33619984Are INFJ Scorpio Moons destined to be alone forever no matter what? That might be the worst combination possible for both guys and girls.
>Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?what did she mean by this? like what the fuck did she mean by this?
>>33620004>INFJ>destined to be alone foreverIf they got any mental illness and leave it untreated, it's game over.
>>33620000she uses a ton of effects to make herself look like that. just download some free ai editor and see how convincing the shit free ones are, and imagine what paid good ones must be like.
>>33620001NAG.I make such stupid sounds in bed. I feel like I should get a mouthguard or something :/
Looks like my work here is done B)
I have a sneaking suspicion after a short time of talking, men end up incredibly bored and want nothing to do with me. Why?
>>33620006she said what she said, anon. cope
>>33620004>INFJ Scorpio MoonsBabe, cool it with the pseudosciences.
>>33619975They are theories that extraterrestrials may have influenced and/or genetically modified what we consider 'humans' to achieve our current and future society. Considering how most new world countries are based in Christianity and/or evolution this would be considered blasphamy or the missing link. I believe the phrase you are looking for is 'pseudoscientific evidence' and I feel it has more to do with history and similarities in major historical events written out in quran vs bible vs hyroglyphics that tell the same story with differnt names given to the entities (ie angel / demon / aliens) and I personally feel that the 'watchers' may play a vital role, as well. TLDR; the book is considered fiction but imagine our society if it was labelled nonfiction?
>>33620016Sex god, sex god
>>33620020Let her cook (her own misery)!
Is it wrong to lay someone just because you need to get lost?
>>33619998>like being gay?I met some exchange students and one of them is a Japanese guy who's handshake is softer than most womens and he's extremely soft-spoken. I've met a bunch of Japanese guys before. I'm quite certain this one's gay. If you put a wig on his head he'd probably pass as a girl.Not that I'm gay though.
>>33620017They’re probably not bored of you
>>33620017Maybe you're just insecure?Maybe you don't share many of our interests?
the men are getting too cocky
>>33619908NO LAUGHING ALLOWED
>>33619977Same, that is a beautiful look. And I wouldn't know... I have no prospective hus and never tried one on.
>>33620032Sorry it was really fucking funny
What would happen if aliens were definitively proven real?
>>33620025How does having sex with a guy cause you to get lost? I thought that's how you find yourself?
>>33620021>TLDR; the book is considered fiction but imagine our society if it was labelled nonfiction?Who cares what fucking religions think? lmaoIt will always be labeled fiction and fantasy, as long the scientifc method exists.
>>33619871I think the thing is when your parents give you a lot of really good stuff and some really bad, it creates a nasty conflict of loyalty when you want to surpass the bad stuff yourself. It took me a long time even to admit to myself privately that they didn't manage okay enough, at least not when I thought of what I would find okay for a child myself... But once you get past that hurdle, the good that they gave you can still be a resource to draw strength from, whatever encouragement or healthy rituals you received cannot be removed from you. Whereas if your parents were as you say it non-present a lot, emotionally, they don't just do wrong (as any parent does) and maybe gravely, but do not give their children any fuel to work with the difficult stuff. I hope you will meet people who are able to give you some of that and provide you with at least a bit of what you lacked. Good to hear you are keeping on, keep it up! I wish you all the best.
>>33620022Oh, you will finna KNOW IThttps://youtu.be/VH2LipXrKkQ
>>33620009OF is so fucking easymode these days women don't even have to get naked or do anything softcore, and with AI no one will even know it's you so it's consequence-free money.
>>33619992Nope, maybe you should try sometime?
>>33620037I'm not finding anything. I need to not be here.
>>33620029heh. cock.
>>33620029Then humble me...
>>33620017what do you talk about?Remember, the average girl has 20 less IQ points than you and her hobbies are scrolling her phone and watching marvel movies, and guys still spend all day pretending she's fascinating.So.... something else must be wrong.
>>33620035OgeeI used it as my pfp when I made an X account today. Do you like my aesthetic choices?
>>33619999Who eats in a meth lab?
>>33620046Why? Are you really depressed?
>>33620051Be honest with yourself and with us. What the fuck makes you think the average anon with their dogshit anime and multiplayer games is any more interesting
>>33620051why does every 4chan moid get confused about which end of the bell curve he's on? lol
>>33620033Why not?
>>33620051>and guys still spend all day pretending she's fascinatingI think this says more about you than me to be honest.
>>33620053KekkkWhy did you do this? Are you going to be like ENTJ and farm Atoga for content?
>>33620054Meth heads.
>>33620020My tism is showing.
>>33620053ntano it's boring and tryhard, are you seventeen?
>>33620063No I was just bored out of my mind and thought I could check it out but honestly it has not been very entertaining yet outside of making the profile
>>33620053damn. you are so cool and not trying too hard at all
>>33619950Sounds like she's not so much not wanting to try as expressing frustration over not being more talented and/or more successful in learning fast in her attempts. Everyone can learn but for one person it is still much easier and more natural than for another. And it is really depressing to spend a lot of time and effort on a meal that turns out meh.
women have you ever thought about dating a guy like Vigilante?
>>33620055you ask far too many questions
>>33620068Post yours
>>33620070Correct
>>33619988she's fucking ugly though
>>33620072i have no idea who that is but if he's the guy in the picture, no. i'm not into white guys
Femanons how would you feel if your husband was orally raped at gunpoint by a toothless cholo?
>>33620001Definitely a fart, hard to beat that. Though I was once laying down on a guy's chest on a hot day, both shirtless, and when I moved we stuck to each other the way you can stick to a leather couch and it also made a farting sound, guess that was even sillier. I don't recall any vocal sound as specifically silly.
>>33620069How do I discretely plug my Twitter to only you so you can follow me > it has not been very entertainingIt needs to be fed Like this
>>33620054so i was thinking micro or path but whatever.
>>33619999I agree. I don't even touch my face in the lab, even if I know it's safe. I don't chew gun either. I take rules very seriously when my well-being and income are on the line.
Women, if a guy secretly offered you money to go on a date with his friend, would you do it?No sex, just a date. And if necessary assume he's about to move far away, so there's no chance he'll expect a relationship.
>>33620080it's over
>>33620057Tbh, anyone can be interesting. You won't be there unless you put yourself there - with them. If you want to share life with someone or experience cohabitation / conversation, you have to:1. want to2. have the means to get there3. get there4. do
One day I'm goign to find a man who wants a mid girl who isn't really good at anything
>>33620074I don't have a fucking twitter account
>>33620085Sounds like the set up to something terrible, so no.
>>33620085no, i'm not an escort. but if he was cute i might do it for free.
Girls would you date someone like him, a tuppe user?
>>33620085Yeah whatever sureHow much
>>33620082>It needs to be fedThats way too much effort for me >pic Nice>How do I discretely plug my Twitter to only you so you can follow meYou just want to farm followers huh
>>33620088Hi.
>>33620060Because I am a fugly foid who no man wants, would ever want or would consider 'claiming'. Or at least that is what I have been told. In light of recent events, I firmly believe this. Has been one of the worst years of my life.
>>33620073Don't hurt yourself. And don't sleep with a guy who doesn't want to best for you.
>>33620085I wouldn't have (back when I was single). Even apart from the morality aspect, the issue isn't going on a date with a guy you don't click with or who's awkward, it's going on a date with a guy when you know his friend bribed you to do it and he doesn't. If that doesn't make you feel like a huge fucking asshole then something's wrong.
>>33620084I still remember one of my old professors wouldn't even walk in if you told him you were working on the wrong thing.
>>33620091then you don't get a say in this
>>33620057unfortunately the average age of this thread is "fuckin old", so the guys here, we've had time to accumulate hobbies and interests. Too many of them, and not enough time in the day. Being 12 again and only having video games in our life... we all wish. Would be nice to start over and try to do life right this time.Nah, we all know we ain't getting chosen for anything good in this world unless we try to be superman, we can't even be mediocre much less sit around on our ass getting fat and watching TV.
>>33620097i would rather date a guy with a toupee than a bald guy
State gender. Have you ever been on a "practice" date? As in, teaching someone the ropes.
>>33620106That's the stupidest thing I've heard all day
>>33620084>I don't chew gun eitherYou shouldn't chew on guns in general. That's how accidents happen.
>>33620083You didn't like my joke?
>>33620099I have 0 followers and haven’t tweeted since August 8th but it’s fine I’ll keep it secret cuz it’s cool and secret
>>33620088every time i used tinder or hinge or whatever, i was struck by how utterly boring and devoid of personality everyone is there. how have you NOT found someone? like do boring people need to date interesting people or they die? i don't understand how there were so many of you
>>33619947Which ones?
>>33620079he's a grade S psychopath, superhero sidekick
>>33620103Lost and foundHide and seekCan't catch me
>>33619999>>33620084It was a plot point of alien earth.Lab lady eating in the lab and not closing a lid causes escape and a very gruesom death of her coworker.
>>33620097>he's younger than mewhat the fuck
>>33620095How do you mean?>>33620096Escorts have sex though? And the guy would think it's a real date.>>33620098Like $200. Plus gas and such.
>>33620108Are bald guys gross or whats the problem?
>>33620113make a twitter account and it will be the smartest thing you heard all day
>>33620100Hi>>33620119Why are you calling me names.. all I said is I'm not good at anything that doesn't mean I'm boring
>>33620126i just prefer a man with hair
>>33620120I'm not going to teach you which yoga poses to learn just you can orgasm, anon.
>>33620124He is 26 now.
>>33620097If he was bald and wanted to get hair transplant and he really loved me, I'd help, its okay if he wears a toupee, it'll feel weird as long as he feels comfortable
>>33620119I've been on a bunch of dates with those girls. The reason they're single is obvious, it's easy to be single when nobody is good enough for you.They're just unimpressed with men. When you're a girl like that, before you know it you'll be 35 and still unimpressed, doesn't matter that Hinge and Tinder give you like 5000 men to date. If 10 aren't good enough for you, 5000 probably won't be good enough either, that's just the truth
>>33620104I kind of get that. It's just I know this guy could be successful with dating if he was more confident.
>>33620117you can hide it somewhere for me findput it in the playlist description or so
>>33620128i didn't call you any names though?? all im saying is there are a thousand lonely boring men on these apps and if they aren't matching with you they are delusional
>>33620119you think you're different because....?
>>33620132Yes, like I said
>>33620112M.No. Is that a thing?Femanons, please?
I don't actually hate women. I just wish they didn't hate me, or at least that I knew why they hate me.
>>33620102What happened, who was bulling you.
>>33620105You really, REALLY can't touch students in a micro lab. Like seriously, I have dozens of horror stories of students being downright fucking mongoloid retarded, hurting themselves and others.>>33620114I make ONE typo a year and I get made fun of for it anyways. Suck my ass.>>33620123That's dumb, but makes sense. People are pretty dumb overall, and complacency breeds mistakes.>>33620125I mean it sounds like they're planning to rob me or traffic me or something.
Men, how would you feel about a woman wearing falsies?
>>33620112F, I once agreed to a date (I was cold approached for) because the guy straight up said he just wanted to get experience because he was shit talking to girls, I found that disarming and it seemed a refreshingly candid approach. Also removed some of the pressure because at that time in my life I would never like-like a guy so him saying upfront he just wanted more experience, that was something I felt I could definitely deliver even if I wouldn't end up interested.Spent the whole date wondering if the guy was trying to neg me or that he was actually THAT autistic. Realized right when I was leaving that no, he was definitely doing it on purpose. Later learned, surprisingly, that an acquaintance of mine had met him too and gone on a date with him as well, he had done the same spiel, so a real life PUA trainee. I will always regret chickening out and settling for not feeling a click rather than telling him how much of a dick he'd been.
>>33620137Well they don't like me
>we wuz Agarthan n shieet>me n my naziggas finna go to Hyperborea forever
>>33620136Wow so clever, perhaps if I remember, I’m incelwalking
>>33620122How about therapy, and a really good vibrator?
>>33620142They don't hate you, now stop whining
>>33620151yes, basically a geniusto where?
>>33620065Ramble on into that dark night.
>>33620145TRUST* not touch.God damn I must've drank more than I thought with lunch.
>>33620112F. Yes, my cousin. There was nothing romantic or sexual about it, I need you to understand this. He was just a bit of a dipshit around women.
>>33620146What are those?
>>33620135It's a sweet sentiment, but I think he's better off if you tell some friends he is a really good but shy guy and you would love if he could tag along to some fun stuff you do together as a group to get him out of his shell more. I mean even if you find a woman who's comfortable with this and knows how to talk him up and make him feel like suddenly everything goes great, it'll only set him up for at best a huge disappointment and at worst heartbreak if she turns cold after that date...
>>33620133What about a guy that had longer hair than you?
>>33620156The 7/11, but I made a long route. It’s chilly today, but nice. I can’t wait for fall. I have to make sure to plan more adventures. Heard there’s another cross to the south, dunno how true that is, but there’s a hill I want to climb
>>33620139because i have multiple hobbies that don't involve consuming media. that's literally all it takes to be more interesting than 90% of the american population.
>>33620159That was kind of you.
>>33620158Freudian slip methinks
>>33620145The students are no issue if they're taught correctly, they're too fucking scared to do anything they haven't been told explicitly to do/ how to do. Skill issue regards whoever is running the place.
>>33620146Retarded. You're falsely advertising to the demographic most likely to be upset about this particular deception. You could not possibly set yourself up for failure harder.
>>33620146Usually makes you look dumb unless you're very into feminine fashionThey look awful with athleisure or any shitty outfit, makes you look moronic
>>33620142you act like you hate us, that's why we act like we hate you. it's an endless circle of triggering defense mechanisms that will never end until you let go and accept that you will get hurt in the process
so what exactly is the appeal of feet? I don't get it
>>33620142Ihatewomen bpd arc
>>33620161Fake boobs.
>>33620167>hobbiesLike?
>>33620143Some old french man I used to know. He said these things word for word as he smurked, scoffed and walked away. I hear his voice telling me 'No one will ever claim you' echo in my mind everyday. I have come to truely believe this, accepted I will be forever alone and am now jaded and sour,
>>33620173Oh I thought this was about fake long pointed nails, not fake eyelashes. Anyway fake eyelashes are okay, they only look a little dumb, not as dumb as the fake nails.
>>33620154You lack ambition anon, its sad really. Fucking grow up!
>>33620169Aw, thanks, anon. He's married now so I feel partially responsible. :)
>>33620179Why he told you that?
>>33620142Are you not "neurodivergent"? Most of us here learned the reason they hate us when we were like 9 years old.
>>33620178sewing and designing handbags, hobby electronics, basic programming (needed for hobby electronics), jewelry crafting and design as well. i try tons of different things because i love to create and learn skills.
>>33620177Nta, but if they are super big chest plates anime size.
>>33620189nta ADHD?
>>33620177I hate fake boobs. F
>>33620189Well, share a few pics of the handbags you've sown. Let's see.
>>33620175Uh, I like looking at them. It’s attached to the female, so it must be sexualized. Idk what else to tell ya.
>>33620155They do, though.>>33620174They hate me even when I treat them well.>>33620176I'm not BPD. There's a chance I'm OCD or even slightly autistic, but I kinda doubt it.>>33620187I don't think I am. I've never been to any kind of therapy other than physical therapy, and never had anything prescribed for any kind of mental health issue.
>>33620170I blame autocorrect.>>33620171No, like seriously they're retarded. Like the incinerator has a big DO NOT TOUCH METAL PART - HANDLE FROM BASE ONLY - METAL MAY BE HOT. And this student grabs it with their whole palm from the top to move it, burns their hand bad, then HIDES IT from the professor until the professor asks why they're hiding their hand. Like bitch are you a grade schooler? How is your fear of embarrassment overriding your basic survival instincts? Same with a student who was waving around a hot loop to cool it off (which was explained to be dangerous, unadvised, and actively defeats the purpose of sterilization) and fried a little "O" on their face. This is such a trigger to me, idk what's wrong with students nowadays. They genuinely can't be trusted not to drink chemicals in a fucking 099 lab.
>>33620192oh, absolutely, but my refusal to be happy sitting down and bingewatching netflix every night for years separates me from most of my peers.
>>33620190>>33620193MI can live in a bubble of fantasy long enough to enjoy the fake boobs I don't care.Women, if you want to do it, go ahead.
>>33620190Lol, no, nothing like that. Men find this attractive?Just an insecure chestlet that wants to feel slightly more feminine.
>>33620189I'm always amazed by anons here, who never go outside, imagining that the average person has a skincare and fitness routine, a high IQ, ambitions, philosophies, and 20 different unique hobbies. They're always insulting 4chan users as if this is like, the bottom of the barrel of humanity. That's only ever true if you're measuring by mental health.
>>33620195but female hands are better
>>33620194i hope you can understand why i wouldn't put personally identifiable information like that on 4chan.
>>33620198Is it wrong that I burst out laughing at this. I was never this retarded and I legitimately annoyed my profs.
>>33620200Ah, I see. Glad you didn't take that as an insult. Creating is way more fulfilling than consooming, right.
>>33620198>branding themselves with the hot loopcute, i hope this was a girl. Otherwise if male student, they would have had to overcome the shame by using the tail and doing it again to make it "P" for "Pirate."
>>33620206I’m not a foot fetishist. I like them a lot, but it’s not a fixation. I think it’s probably more lewd because you don’t see them as often, but I agree hands are nice because of all the stuff they do.
>>33620185If I knew, I probably still wouldn't be ruminating on it two years later? Maybe I am just not pretty, maybe I have some major personality flaw. I don't know.
>>33620197>or even slightly autistic, but I kinda doubt it.It has to be more than slightly given your history with women and not understanding why they bailed after 1-2 dates.
>>33620207I do understand kek: because you're one of the npcs you're criticizing and the rest is bluff
>>33620216don't worry anon, its likely not permanent given how thin it is (not much material there)
>>33619720
>>33620197How ugly are you?
>>33620224if that's how you cope with spending your life alternating between vidya, cooming, and gym then go for it. i'm not going to post pictures that will easily lead to my instagram and side business being found and review bombed by incel chuds
>>33620177LIES
>>33620226Why did this make me laugh so hard
>>33620209It's funny until you realize how dangerous it is for the department to have students hurting themselves. I have spent the last year "babyproofing" the lab. Literally.I've removed the use of glass ampules that need to be crushed/cut and replaced them with plastic dropper bottles, I've revised the procedure for certain tests to be demos only. I've relabeled everything with GIANT letters and over explained what goes in biohazard bins and what doesn't, etc. Also they break all my nice shit, like microscopes and micropipettes and electrophoresis chambers. I'm livid, let's change the subject.Men, describe your dicks please.
>>33620230So it's presumably your business not your hobbySorry, that doesn't count
>>33620234It's the "posting a video on youtube" part. Like, there's a lot of layers there.
>>33620235fuck has it really gotten that bad?This makes me feel good actually, like I'm not so retarded.
>>33620216It was. But regardless that shit wasn't going to scar for long. That guy's hand though, damn. He'll carry that reminder with him forever.
>>33620220I like women with slender fingers, fat fingers are a huge turn off for me
>>33620197You sound word for word like a male version of me I honestly thought I posted this and didn't notice
Welp, found out my girlfriend gets aroused by horsecocks, don't know how to feel about it. She forgot to set up a hotspot with her mobile phone so it wouldn't turn up on our wifi provider's history.I already felt weird after finding out she has a private AI bot, with a shota version of me, but now this.Fellas, get yourself a non NEET gf, or one that's not handy with computers. God I fucking hate myself for staying with her, I care too much about her to leave her. I swear to god, women are bigger coomers than men.
>>33620235issa dicklette
>>33620238i have a real job and i sell my hobby creations on the side instead of letting them pile up in my house, which generates more money for me to spend on materials for my hobby. lmao. many people do this. it's not very lucrative.
I… I just love women
>>33620247you just want your dick to look bigger.pervert
>>33620242They also cannot write to save their lives. I personally think it is a mix of AI abuse, remote learning, and the education system not putting enough emphasis on comprehensive writing and instead focusing on rote memorization, though. So it's not their fault. If I had AI back when I was in school, I would've been tempted as well.
All the women I've had sex with were smart, pretty and extremely successful. Engineers, programmers, there's even one doctor...I've never been good enough for anything more than a ONS. I wanna cry, I'm not a manwhore but I'm treated as such
>>33620202Yeah, thats why they make them.Well if it is just for you, then just do it but you might disappoint someone.
>>33620223No. I have cousins who are actual high functioning autists and I'm not like that at all. I may be somewhat lacking in social skills, but I don't think I'm autistic.>>33620227I think I'm mid. Mid face, kinda tall, broad shoulders, athletic build, but a bit overweight.
>>33620256nta I think Covid really fucked a lot of people up.
>>33620234It is sublime.I got a few ban messages of my own saved dating back to 2013, but I ain't posting those.
>>33620221Oh, only you know that. Just forget about it and do your best.
>>33620260>but I don't think I'm autistic.>he says, posting on 4chan for years
>>33620256Generational differences are real, I teach these days and it's... it bit shit. They don't let us teach properly though so please don't blame us, the ones rolling off my line are better than most I assure you.
>>33620235>Men, describe your dicks please.female health hazard amount of girth, brutally circumcised, twitches on command, glans like a medallion
I'm horny!
Why does masturbation appeal to me more than sex?
>>33620258don't feel bad anon, that's actually a very special place you're being invited to.
>>33620272You're a bad lover or you've only been with bad lovers.
>>33620235Below average and attached to a body that has arms, legs, chest, face and even back just covered in light brown/ dark blonde hair with a smattering of greys but only in the beard and chest for some reason
Men, I will suck you off if you kill the janny who banned me on r9k
>>33620269Is it true that kids these days don't know how to read an analog clock?
>>33620179Never listen to what frogs say.
is there a 4chan for r/nothingeverhappens? i feel like any time anyone says anything, there's an anon there saying "no you didn't. no you aren't. that didn't happen." apparently everyone on atoga is a short fat ugly moid with only 1 hobby: larping as a woman on atogagender and favorite television character?
>>33620258Anon, the girls you like (and I like, too) are doing that because they put their own independence and career over men, they weren't ever gonna get attached to you. If they got attached to people, they wouldn't have been single to bang you, and they probably wouldn't be doctors and engineers either! Those women found their priorities in life and it's not human beings.
>>33620262Yeh, it ruined my clinical rotations for sure. Probs for the best, though. Working with patients would've sucked.>>33620269Everyone's doing the best with what they've got, I get it. I just hold others to my stupid standards of overachievement. If I ever got less than an A in anything I'd want to blow my brains out.>>33620270Nice dick.>>33620275I asked about your dick, not your hair situation.
>>33620258What do you do and how attractive are you?
>>33620277What did you post again?
>>33620251Even then it doesn't make you interesting imoLet's say I ask you and you tell me about it (desu, I'm not interested in hearing about it, though I might be slightly more interested in seeing it, but also I saw that on Youtube so it's not something I'm completely ignorant about so it won't blow my mind).... Then what? That's it. Who are you without the bags you claim to make, that's what makes you interesting. Not your hobbies.
>>33620277Your male.
>>33620253WHAT? that's not even what I was thinking about!I just don't find fat women attractive that's all
>>33620260I don't know, it sounds like you should be doing okay. Maybe try moving somewhere other than America, or somewhere with nicer girls.
>>33620235>Men, describe your dicks please.You haven't earned it. I only describe my dick for women who deserve it.
>>33620258Why don't you just go for a mid girl... I make 30k a year and am not that pretty
>>33620283People who claim to have multiple hobbies are people who start shit and never finish it. I can do that too and it doesn't make you interesting.And this post cements you as insufferable.
>>33620235hi, i never went to college mostly because i hate the whole education to corporate work pipeline and system and also the idea and expectation of specialization but also because i didn't want to go into debt to be treated like someone that needs things babyproofed. over a decade ago since i graduated hs but my impression of what you're describing feels like a point in the on-going extension of adolesence (not blaming you here btw).anyway my dick is very small when flaccid, maybe an inch or so long and maybe a finger and a half width. when hard, it is exactly averange length and slightly above average girth. probably nothing to write home about for a girl, but i do have some mild feminization kinks so it being small is a plus for that imo.
>>33620287my tits
>>33620274Are you sure it couldn’t be that I’m desensitized to sex from close to 20 years or regular masturbation?
>>33620278its true, you would be shocked at the decline in standards over just the last few years. Expect THE DECLINE to get far far worse.
>>33620296Wwll that's too vague to be actionable.
>>33620288ok, what made you think your opinion mattered though? i'm not stopping you from wifing up the original boring mid femanon. like, she's here for the taking, go for it, i bet she's suuuper interesting just like you
>>33620283MAkane from Milky Subway.
>>33620271Hi horny, I’m dad?
>>33620265I'm really not.>>33620295>moving somewhere other than AmericaThat will never happen.>>33620235Only because I'm in a weird mood and feeling generous today.6.7"x5.5", white, cut, veiny, somewhat thicker in the middle than at the base, curves slightly to the left.
>>33620285I hardly got A's until I was 18, happier with Bs. I just couldn't be bothered if it didn't matter.I still hate getting it "right" instead of just being *right*.
>>33620300favorite television character? i think that's more aligned to your interests
>>33620283nice blogMnanami from utena
>>33620308Kek the WAY you're SEETHING over this. All because I'm not saying you're interesting while 99% of people are boring Kek. You're REALLY not interesting. Tbh, I wouldn't want anything to do with you because of what an egomaniac you sound like
Tickle Me Elmo anon never left. I have always been here, lurking in shadows.
>>33620302You are a terrible liar.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/deleted/deleted/filter/text/No deleted titties on r9k today.
>>33620301>my impression of what you're describing feels like a point in the on-going extension of adolesenceDefinitely. Going straight from highschool to college obscures the responsibilities they've suddenly been given. I don't think most highschools prepare kids to become adults. They never learn to be self motivating and accountable for themselves. Unless they were forced to face adult realities like having a job or being the housekeeper early.Also sounds like a nice dick.
>>33620311>I'm really not.Then come with an explanation for those women dumping you that isn't "women hate men."
>>33620273I just fall for them, especially if they have a map of the places they've visited which is surprisingly common....>>33620284Some of them are dating srsly right now>>33620286Not very, I'm a stemcel>>33620299Would
>>33620306It's more like "I've described it for you several times by now, and it didn't feel rewarding or worth it to do so". It can't really be helped, what with us only being able to share text, but still, telling you about my cock has just been unfulfilling every time.
>>33620313>I'll continue putting you down because you didn't readily agree I'm better than everyone else KEK
>>33620283>gender and favorite television character?television never happened.
Women how do I stop being gross? what would make you look at me or be near me without being disgusted?
>>33620321I did not say today
>>33620311I like your dick stats. Sounds familiar, have I asked you a ton before?
>>33620290Why would you? Kind of goes without saying limpdick.
Male anon here, why do men give massive 34k something likes to women misfortune videos or jokes about them in TY? What causes this. Is the lack of not getting one causing men get their brains twisted about women. I read that 60 of zoomers don't have a gf is this the cause of it.
>>33620310If you want to be, I suppose.
>>33620311At least move around the country. I spent a little while (less than a year) in the midwest and had more luck with girls there than in the big cities I've lived in the rest of my life. Hell, maybe I should move somewhere in the midwest, too.Also, do you date non-white girls? If you live in a city and only want to date white girls you're gonna 100% be an incel. Most of the girls I get chances with are indian, black, hispanic
>>33620325>Not verythen how do you get those women?
>>33620334Anon, there are probably videos with 34000 likes for some furry eating a log of shit from a guy in a fox suit
>>33620329Just, shower and basic hygiene. That doesn't seem too difficult to me.
>>33620319I'M seething? lmao. i stated my like, 3-4 overlapping hobbies, and said i don't watch netflix all night, and you felt personally attacked and felt the need to... do whatever it is you are trying to do here. convince me that i'm boring/insufferable? ok lmfao yes i am insufferable to people who have no hobbies and center their personality around anime or whatever, you caught me!
>>33620309Based AOTS Milky Subway enjoyer. I will take Chiharu or the policewoman.
>>33620340Luck, pitymaxxing
>>33620330Then link it in the archive.
>>33620341I mean the comments, sorry about that.
>>33620326I'm sorry you feel that way. I want to express the extent to which the description can and does make me happy to read regardless of how often it's repeated, but I think it'll come across as embarrassing at best.
>>336202356.2 veiny, uncut
>drunkenly told my bf's mom she's a milfWill she hate me/consider me a weirdo now?
>>33620346maybe you're more attractive than you think you are?
>>33620324That's the problem, I don't have one. They all seemed to have a good time, but then they would either ghost or send me a text to break things off. And they would all say they had fun, I'm a great guy, etc. too.>>33620331I've definitely described it to you before, though it's probably been a year or two.>>33620338I've lived in Tennessee, Texas, and Utah in the last five years. I've been on dates with non-white girls, though mostly Hispanic. My only hard no is if she's obese, like jelly rolls and everything.
>>33620333are you offended because men don't like you fatty?
>>33620325>Not very, I'm a stemcelWhat kind of stemcel?
BTW >>>/co/150208736The Ms /co/ tournament will begin soon, on September 5th at 7:00 PM EST.Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-ms-co-v8gfPastebin: https://pastebin.com/dKkEugw8So who are you voting for, /atoga/?
>>33620353I'm a mom and I would consider that a weird sort of compliment. I'd be more concerned about your alcoholism desu.
When I make social media accounts, I used to respond to every comment I got and to "be there" for people who "were there" to support me, congratulate me Then one time I fell upon the account of a girl I knew. She's good looking and comes from wealth. It doesn't hurt either that her wealth is being used to prop her and support her life decisions and make her successful. She got hundreds and thousands of likes, comments, and she barely responded. And yet that didn't deter people from commenting and liking etc Why do people like being treated like shit? Looking back, my approach didn't make me more friends or anything. Tbh, people thought I was easy
>>33620352Never been with an uncut guy, but sounds nice.
>>33620235>Men, describe your dicks please.Uncut21 cm x 16 cm circumferenceOne big thick 0.5 mm thick vine running down on the left side, same on the right side, with lots of veins running inbetween themDesensitized my head, looks cut with the skin pulled back and wrapping up behind my headMy record cum shot so far is 4 meters far.
>>33620325you're mistaking the VIP area for the open area, more fool you. No wonder you don't know what's happening.
>>33620343>Me me me me "flexing" about how I'm better than everyone>I'M insufferableI genuinely DONT CARE, dude. Kek.
>>33620356>They all seemedAutism
>>33620351Honestly, going that far would count for a lot. It's the feedback and interest that keeps me going. Feeling like I'm shouting a description of my cock into the void is what takes the wind out of my sails. The inherent issue, though, is that you can't reasonably be expected to give detailed, thoughtful feedback to literally every anon who describes their dick to you, since there are so many of them and only one of you.
>>33620362We were both drunk and she was talking about how my and my bf's children would look like and I said good because har son is hot and she's a milf
>>33620329You arn't gross, don't let some whiney bitch's psychotic episode drag your self esteam. Be you, be genuine and do not let incel's agendas dictate YOUR life. Do not let someone talk you into doing something you KNOW is morally wrong. You are strong and have a beautiful soul. Protect and care for those in your life that matter the most.
>>33620356>though it's probably been a year or twoWere you very thorough in describing it before?
One day I will learn not to drink energy drinks. Today was not that day. Pray for me.
>>33620369>metric units>mentions cum unpromptedI'm upset.
>>33620356>They all seemed to have a good time, but then they would either ghost or send me a text to break things off. And they would all say they had fun, I'm a great guy, etc. too.I mean that's how it goes for me too, but I'm short and ugly, so I know it's a polite way to say "sorry you're nice but i'm not attracted to you." You seem better looking than me though.Maybe try a cold climate, smaller town, I don't know. Somewhere you find some girls that might be impressed by a bigger southern boy with outdoor machismo, you know. Or, you know, Europe maybe. Or date black girls.
>>33620344They're both great. But a tall, passionate, badass woman like Akane would absolutely make my dick the hardest out of any of them.
>>33620371i never said i was better than anyone, that's your own insecurity that you are projecting. i'm saying there are plenty of boring, sorry is the term hobbyless(?) people to date each other. go date each other!
>>33620342F I want sweaty sexy moid all over me.. want to press our bodies together and smell his naturalness.
>>33620366What sounds nice about it exactly?
>>33620357You know I have friends who struggle with their weight and assholes like you are always mean to them for no reason. You're a walking red flag.
>>33620377Drink plenty of water hopefully your body will detox it
>>33620372No.>>33620376I don't know, maybe? We used to post back and forth a lot.>>33620380>cold climateIt's fairly cold in Utah, at least in the northern part.>Europe maybeI'd kill myself before I moved to Europe.>Or date black girlsI would if an attractive black girl wanted to date me.
>>33620361MMy girl Shirley of course:^)
Why do men get this horny when they see a woman masturbating?
I ate a salad today I can feel my waist shrinking already.
state genderdo you think asmongold eats roaches and that they are crawling inside his asshole at the present moment?
>>33620353Ew yuck
>>33620394That's your bowels.
>>33620361Toph, probably
>>33620383You literally were listing the reasons you thought made you interesting, as opposed to othersEven now you're telling me I'm boring and hobbyless even though you don't know anything about me KekYou're a piece of work.
>>33620384I was exercising earlier and got DRENCHED in sweat. My shirt was sticking to me all over, sweat was dripping off my face, and so on. I wish I had a woman who deeply appreciated it, but instead I immediately hopped into the shower in order to be presentable.
>>33620363a lot of us are autismos and started hating popularity contests in like, elementary school kekhumans will find a hell of a lot of ways to disappoint you in life if you expect too much from themmaybe it actually helps us sometimes that we basically expect people to be trash, every time someone's nice, we're happily surprised and pleased
>>33620366thanks
>>33620373I understand that it probably comes across as dehumanizing to ask for numbers and descriptions then disappear. It's also probably impersonal enough that you feel like it can't possibly be appreciated in a way that's worth the effort on your end. And while I can't ever give you anything more than a thank you as proof, I do get more out of answers than you think, and I am appreciative of comprehensive answers.
>>33620391>I'd kill myself before I moved to Europe.hey what did Europe do to you?
>>33620386have they considered eating less? it really is that easy
>>33620325>WouldYou clearly wouldn't and haven't
>>33620403> I was exercising earlier and got DRENCHED in sweat. My shirt was sticking to me all over, sweat was dripping off my face, and so on.Hot> wish I had a woman>it’s a manNopeAnyone else does this with posts?
>>33620385I like the visual texture of veins, and it's not so cartoonishly big that I can't imagine being with a guy that size, so it has two upsides.
>>33620393Female horniness and pleasure are both extremely hot. I would debase myself in the most humiliating ways if it meant I could watch a woman masturbate to me doing it.
>>33620393pretty sure the dick is supposed to get hard when women take their clothes off and masturbate
>>33620409Maybe, I think they need to stick with it.
>>33620407It's a backward, stagnant place full of self-important retards and run by incompetent buffoons.
>>33620395MI've been watching asmongold since 2011, he puts up an act and you must be retarded to think that he's genuine.Nothing wrong with the lad tho, live and let live.I always love how his picture of his blood from his gums smeared on the wall is always brought up, this guy uploaded worse things by himselfhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=uzy1uUgeRPIBtw he dated 3 bimbos that are richer than him.
>>33620414I was replying to a commenter who claimed to be a woman. I've done nothing wrong.
>>33620166komfy
>>33620409That still isn't an excuse to be rude though
>>33620391>I don't know, maybe?Maybe a dick being thicker towards the middle isn't as uncommon as it feels like it is. It sticks with me a lot since I don't have many toys like that.
>>33620422You should pretend to be a woman and write like that
>>33620391>No.Come on, you really can't think of any reason why those women dumped you despite everything going well?
I will go on holiday to Denmark, Germany, Poland, Czechia and Austria and I will fuck moids there and you can't do shit about it
>>33620226I hope this is true
I can't get this last little nugget of poop
>>33620414>>33620403OP (me) is a woman. I specifically stated wanting moid sweaty skin on me in the origianl post?
>>33620361MI'm nominating Florence Pauling from Team Fortress 2 comics
>>33620431There's the obvious things, like having better options or just not feeling a connection, but with some of them there has definitely been a connection or they wouldn't have gone on a second or third date with me.
>>33620283msuch a genuinely hard question to answer, i'm not even sure if i can answer, i'm gonna extend this to all fictional works in general and just give a cluster of candidates, in no particular border:>alvis, xenoblade chronicles>tattletale, parahumans series>defiant (especially w/dragon), also parahumans series>kenzie martins, also parahumans>dr. ford, westworld (HBO)>man in black, also westworld>mr. peanutbutter, bojack horseman>bandit heeler, bluey>and also bluey as well, she a cute>tyrian lannister, twin peaks>dr. cox, scrubs>general iroh, atla series>zaheer, legend of korra>kuvira, legend of korrabasically if a character is outgoing, schizo or powerful, i tend to like them. my favorite character is the powerful outgoing schizo, but none of these characters are really quite that. sorry for not being able to answer your question well.>>33620323thanks anon, my dick gets the job done (for me at least lmao). its hard for me to judge thoroughly desu, i think even if the system were set up well i wouldn't last in it, i simply do not do well with idk whatever people call it, """society"""
>>33620404i didn't have people who were surprised or pleasedmost saw me as someone to use and they did
Women, is your father the man that makes you feel the most safe?
>>33620433Short black girl that wants to get held down and annihilated by pale pink guys? many such cases
>>33618653Hopefully you die a painful death before that ever happens.>>33618660Are you Indian (brown)?I wish you good fortune, brother.
>>33620428I'm pretty sure I've mentioned that to you before, if that's specifically what you're remembering.
>>33620448I'm not short
>>33620433At least those countries aren't shitholes, like yours.
>>33620421>"this thing I found in the streets">its a deflated ball>"and this here is my bed">shows a flimsy mattress on the ground with some thin sheets*>"here are my cups, I usually shake them to know which one is fresh"this dude is certified BASED
>>33620447Yes. I know he loves me a lot and he's the kind of guy who would actually do something if someone tried to genuinely harm me. No other man has ever come close to make me feel this protected.
>>33620448You’re mega gay.
>>33620449Nta I WISH
>>33620426I'm not rude to fat people I'm just rude to you because you called me limpdick
>>33620452how do you feel about girls?
>>33620449Race mixing is the best and you wont tell me what to do powerless controlling freak.
>>33620451Well welcome back. I suck at recognizing people, but always happy to hear someone is still alive.
>>33620460I'm not a dyke. Sometimes I regret it because being a dyke seems a great way to make the moids seethe
>>33620421>>33620454
>>33620433Damn, the gheys sure are thirsty.
Here are my 2 cents:There are like 3 people who are interesting on this planet. The kind of people who can make any situation humorous, the kind who have "crazy" ideas that make them fun to be around, and also ballsy enough to off that bullshitAnd what's worse is those people I talked about above tend to be shifty people. They're good at lying, they're not sentimental (so they don't make good friends), they're always seeking dopamine and adrenaline and think everyone is an npc because others can't keep up with themYou and I dear reader are not them.
>>33620421He plays up how disgusting he is for laughs, but also, he's legitimately disgusting.
Women, why dont you move with effortless ethereal grace?
>>33620470ballsy enough to pull off that bullshit*
>>33620472Because I'm black
>>33620472My ass has its own mind and momentum beyond my control. I can only try to wield it for good.
>>33620462Not with your shit Assmouthgold tier genes, lmao.Die, so your parents can finally be happy, and so the human gene pool can be cleansed.
>>33620470Wrong. I am exactly them.
>>33620420>implying USA isn't worse in that regard
>>33620470>You and I dear reader are not them.Wtf are we?
Women, are you using your female privileges this weekend?
>>33620472No, I'm too fat for that.
Why do women do it every fucking time?
>>33620480I could, my bf will come over and he asked if I need anything from the store on the phone earlier.
>>33620470who do you know who i am?WHO DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?WHO TOLD YOU? YOU'RE A BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD
>>33620463I've been here the whole time, just changed what I post. We've talked somewhat recently, in fact. I'm the one who wrote the smut fic for you.Also, I've posted a pic of it before in the /soc/ thread, though it's not from the right angle to be able to see the difference in thickness.
who likes mdma?
>>33620472Big boobs. Even if I'm not knocking stuff over I have this like permanent goblin hunch.
>>33620442>or they wouldn't have gone on a second or third date with me.Maybe they just wanted free food. How often do you interact with women?
>>33620488Yes
>>33620480Do we count hooking up with moids from dating apps?
>>33620406Shit, sorry for not seeing your reply earlier. I do appreciate your feelings, and the fact that you acknowledge that it can often feel empty from the cock-describer's side. I do hope you've had fun with the previous times I've told you about my dick, but yeah, I'm just not feeling it at the moment.
>>33620484Kek, thanks anon, I needed the laugh<3
>>33620488bad anon, drugs are bad
>>33620482Because it feels good to the woman.
>>33620482but it feels good for you too though
moids what do you think about the deputy chief of the department of justice saying that they will redact all the republican names from the epstein files and leave all the democrat ones in, and that maxwell got a deal to say quiet while he didn't know he was being recorded?
>>33620492Obviously.
>>33620488Is it that kind of weekend?
>>33620478It isn't.>>33620490>Maybe they just wanted free foodI suspect this might have been true for one of them, but I don't think it was true for all of them.>How often do you interact with women?A couple years ago it was all the time. I was going out places, using apps, talking to women in public and at work, going to church and talking to women there, etc. The last year or two it hasn't been nearly as much. I stopped using apps, stopped going out except for work and errands and the occasional trip to visit family, and mostly spend my free time at home.
>>33620479We're the audience of those people, and their admirers
>>33620496mmmkay
>>33620499Americans fuck off already.
Females: do you ever get nipple hairs? What (if anything) do you do about them?
>>33620501Then yes
>>33620502It’s Chad weekend for Femanons… again!
>>33620495rofl my pleasure <3
>>33620507I feel targeted
>>33620421i dont know anything about him.
>>33620507I pluck them with tweezers. It's usually just like a random hair here or there so I just pluck one if I notice it.
>>33620505dammit now i'm mad i didn't make that joke
>>33620507Why should I care when I have no moid?
>>33620507Yes. I only tweeze them out if I know my nipples might be seen.
>>33620488i haven't tried it, don't really plan toi really really do want to fuck someone while we both are on acid/shrooms, though
Femanons, does your grill squad know you post on 4c?
>>33620507There was a femanon in here who had a hair grown on her boobie yesterday.She was not amused when I made a charming comment about plucking it for her and then giving the spot a kiss.
>>33620361>no foids are into this shitas expected
>>33620503>A couple years ago it was all the time. I was going out places, using apps, talking to women in public and at work, going to church and talking to women there, etc. The last year or two it hasn't been nearly as much. I stopped using apps, stopped going out except for work and errands and the occasional trip to visit family, and mostly spend my free time at home.They sensed your antisocial tendencies and got the ick.
>>33620519I doubt any girl I know irl knows what 4chan is
>>33620518who wants someone more into the patterns behind their eyes than the person in front of them? Why is no one selfish anymore?
>>33620521They are probably waiting for Mr /co/
>>33620519Yes, I often brag about how many male (You)s I get
I liked velma way before it was cool to like velma my friends always said I had shit taste
>>33620504I dont admire them at all, they're fucked up
>>33620520Ok fine, it was cute. I was just pouting because I don't want nipple hairs.
>>33620529
>>33620531We're all fucked up in one way or anotherThey're fun too
Another humiliation ritual just dropped
>>33620532I know, I love making you pout.
>>33620521Not my Velma
>>33620536Why do americans do this shit?
>>33620524Do you think it would be embarrassing if they knew? On both counts?
>>33620440I didn’t read your post, I opened the thread and read that post and reacted to it
>>33620536There is no way they'd ever focus this on a woman.
>>33620539The culture is built entirely on the concept of degrading those you feel are less than you.
>>33620508I knew it.
>>33620539They have fully become The Idiocracy.https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3lxz5ah32bk2m
>>33620528Moid hands.Everyone knows (you)s are worthless bargaining chips/currency.
>>33620537):<
>>33620526i for the life of me cannot parse what you're asking me. huh? this moid is an idiot baby bird, be gentle
>>33620539Isn't the writing on the top right Thai?
>>33620540Not really. They wouldn't even have a concept of what 4chan is if I told them.
>>33620486Ohh okay. It's all coming together.
>>33620532He wants to suck all your milk out!Don’t dew it!!!
>>33620549You know, I'd also give your cute butt a kiss after slapping it too.
>>33620552>anonymous forum where you post imagesNot that hard to conceptualize
>>33620539>>33620545>>33620547
>>33620534made me kek
>>33620494I hope you're feeling alright overall, at least.
>>33620531And take my words to heart anonYou're probably an okay person, and you have good qualities too. It's just there aren't many people like that or who can pull off bs without getting sucker punched in the face because people love them so much because of how funny they are and how quick they are and how interesting they are... and the vast majority of people are not that, and that's okay
>>33620521velma won't help me rule the world, she's gonna gonna be less "world is our playground, babe <3" and more "babe nooooooooo you can't just put that group of people into camps haha \*secretly wants to roleplay as one of that group in bed*"your kind are sick
>>33620526>who wants someone more into the patterns behind their eyes than the person in front of them?What in the absolute fuck are you trying to write here, you deranged chatbot?
>>33620539They are gay.No doubt those dudes were talking gay shit to each other before hand (no pun intended).
I love you, yes (you) the cute girl reading this, have a nice day
Tip your head and the whole room goes round. Try it.
>>33620562DONT TAKE****holy shit
The year is 2036, a Neo Sharia secular law has been applied across the world and you are required to wear one of these in public, which one would you wear.
>>33620564wat
>>33620559Stay triggered, memester.
>>33620561Yeah, I'm just bored, and I'm tired of feeling sexually unfulfilled. Such is life, though.
>>33620529I like daphane now.
>>33620552Oh, okay.
>>33620551It's not the majority, though. It's obviously in an urban town with a high Thai population. LA probably.
>>33620576I'm still loyal to velma I don't watch modern scooby doo though
>>33620568it's night here -_-
>>33620536Those women made their move...
>>33620575I'll feel sexually fulfilled for the both of us. For the whole thread, probably.
women will never grab the balls, nibble the foreskin, and wear it like a hat
>>33620580No, you goofball.It’s English, but very aliased.
>>33620534accurate, doe
>>33620584oh well uh have a good night!
>>33620539Money.
She's probably having sex with someone who else rn.....
>>33620584Europe detected!
Any women here actually feel decently confidently attractive?
>>33620568strangernon. i dunno you
>>33620584with me baby, it's always night time since you'll have your eyes closed so much (i'm hideous)
>oops I made the males too perfect>how about I make the females bleed once a month, more fat storage, less muscle and strength, hormonal turning them illogical, make them get super horny once a week too while we're at it>hmm yes, perfect!
>>33620591>uhYou hesitatedI NEED COMMITTMENT, ANON!
>>33620583Same but the old one isn't good either.
>>33620576Switched up real quick, not surprised.. he has a history for always having other women.
>>33620598Then he gave foids life on easy-mode.
>>33620596Close your eyes, and imagine Chad/Tyrone… or Mr.Singh.
>>33620586I mean, you have no shortage of men eager to plow you like a field, at least. You don't want to be fucked by random 4chan men, of course, but I know that I, at least, would be in a profoundly better mood if it was the case that a lot of women wanted to fuck me.
anyone here want to chat on AOL instant messenger? i miss my instant messenger gfs(and don't you dare mention shitcord to me)
444
>>33620600I'm sorry I'm just nervous and say uh a lot It wasn't me hesitating!!!! seriously have a good night!>>33620596I'm just being friendly
>>33620608
>>33620568I love you too <3
Women, have you ever been rejected by a guy?
>>33620608i miss aol im
>>33620602how dare you!
https://voicecel.orgAre you a deep voice chad?
>>33620603I like women, plus I hate when people underate cute women because they are not the trend or whats popular and honestly daph was superior since day one.
>>33620536>be american male>go see a basketbal show>get humiliated infront of 500 people
>>33620609based number 4 enjoyer
Moids who say they would never cheat are so fucking unreliable. Like sure, if some hot blonde bimbo with curvy ass bent over for you you would certainly say "no thank you"
>>33620613She is cute though…Cherry-picked bait rage.
>>33620613Many times
>>33620612mwah <3
>>33620613You... want me to leave the house?Pass
>>33620613Why do zoomers look so rough, did it pay to be a neet :>
>>33620616Yes, and I don't need a website to tell me that. I've had a woman tell me that she wanted to have sex with my voice. Of course, she immediately followed that by saying she absolutely did NOT want to have sex with ME, but she was a fan of my voice. To be fair, I'm short and I was an acne-riddled teenager at the time, but still.
>>33620624cute if you're into 15 year olds
>>33620619Be AmericanBe on Jumbtron first timeBe at Manly sporting eventKisses Male “Friend”Uh….!??
>>33620625Are you ugly or are you just asking out a lot of guys?
>>33620559I don't feel bad for america at all. They will get what's coming to them and I'll laugh my ass off.
>>33620588What English word ends in "lulan"?ChatGPT tells me it's probably some form of Tagalog. There's that and a bunch of people in the audience appear to be Asian.
>>33620624Her face is cute but her body is unfortunate >>33620625For what?
>>33620615Probably is better than Tom and Jerry since at least they talk.
>>33620627Yes, you should.
>>33620571whichever one my husband wants mt to.
>>33620632Guess I am ugly. Only had two boyfriends in the past 10 years... soooo. selective?
>>33620630She is 24.Stop projecting, brev.
>>33620638I actually do often. Just to the same few places.
>>33620613She's fun, but I wouldn't want to date a woman to be my "buddy". I feel like she'd be offended if I wanted to have sex with her, and that would kill the relationship very quickly.
Strange things that happened to you?I just remembered the time a stranger on the bus (a girl) insisted that I sit on her lap because I was holding a handbag and a bag for my laptop (and it had pens and notebooks inside too so it was heavy). I was 20-ish at that time. So basically an adult sitting on another girl (close to my age)'s lap, trying not to put my entire weight on her
>>33620637>he's also talking shit about tom and jerryy-you need to leave please
>>33620643she's 24 and comes off like a 15 year old. that's the point
>>33620623She needs to have big boobs.
>>33620520link
you like his accent and...his accentandthe accent.
>>33620634Bro…
>>336206402 boyfriends in 10 years is pretty good assuming they were both long term. Why do you think you’re ugly?
>>33620651Yes.Men, what accent do you have?
>>33620648Ohhhh, understood now.
>>33620513>>33620516doesn't that hurt? like, a lot?
>>33620639Which one you like best?
>>33620623I would if I was in a commited relationship. Chesting is morally repugnant
>>33620616103hz. yes! according to this site. i don't feel like my voice is too deep though desu, i tend to speak quietly and my voice tends to be croak-y. if i speak for a long time (like visiting with friends), my voice seems to approach something similar to alan watts, croak gets smoothed over a bit
>>33620654North dakota / canadian sounding upper midwest one with long vowelsIts over
I need an attractive foid to pin me down and lobotomize me while telling me everything is gonna be okay
>>33620658Yeah, of course you would cheat in commited relationship, that's what moids do
My balls are itchy can a femanon help me by using your tongue?
There's a noticeable lack of meow and Val and and MKG... today
>>33620654Neutral Midwestern accent. Anyone who confuses that description with a northern accent or country accent should have a horrible day today.
>>33620647The best cartoons were made in the 90s to 00s.
>>33620654Brummie.
>>33620623You're retarded. Stuff like that only happens to Chads and black guys.
>>33620665Thank God.
>>33620665Good
>>33620667was never really a fan of cartoons desu I watched reruns of tom and jerry and scooby doo growing up and spongebob but that's about it
>>33620656A little. I'm quick about it.
Is it safe to pee inside a girl?
>>33620670Chad/Brad, Tyrone, Abdullah, Pedro and Kumar, ashually.
>>33620654I sound like a whiny craigslist version of corpse husband with a wanna new york sounding tone.
>>33620616done it before I got 89hz I did it again just now and it was 89hz. whatever
>>33620616Shit, they stole my data, you asshole!
>>33620663You are projecting
>>33620676Probably not.
>>33620616We need the women to do this.
>>33620644Hmm…Well, it’s best not to idle.
>>33620654standard american probably, born in southern california, but my grandma was southern so i've picked up some of that in my vocabulary. supper, fixins, y'all, reckon (i think i write this often in mynposts lmao), ain't, etc. i also often say "soda pop", which is apparently something you would usually find in the mountain west? idk
>>33620623is the concept of loyalty really that hard to understand?
>>33620665Namefags are obnoxious I hope they stay gone
>>33620690For moids? Yes
>>33620623I mean, I would oogle, don't get me wrong, but that's not cheating, right?
>>33620674Then you are missing out, but some aren't worth watching as an adult now, at their time and right age they were fantastic. I skipped Spongebob that cartoon is one of the reasons why autism is out of control. Watch the early 1990 tom and Jerry movie thats the best thing I seen from them. Also there is a recent scooby doo and Justice league movie from a few years ago that is good.
Its over, time to pass out
Women, what is your favourite outfit to wear on dates?
>>33620699nta my favorites are the ones that work on multiple levels so the adults notice something.
>>33620623Preach it, sis.
>>33620696>right?depends on how abusive your gf is. an absuive gf will consider even watching porn to be cheating because nobody likes cheaters and it's a good manipulation tactic. no sane woman would call this cheating.
>>33620702You are disgusting, Moid.
https://open.spotify.com/track/1MQCTOWVfy4PcuBXkBsHVB?si=_GJRNWlCR-KbJVOZ8C69SA&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Aintern
>>33620706What did I do wrong?
>>33620536What language is that up there on the right, anyone know? Thai, malay, mongolian?
>>33620696nta nah, that's not cheating. You can check out other girls. I may not like it but it's unreasonable to think I can control you like that.
>>33620694but I was loyal to my girlfriend, it's not hard to understand
>>33620703I suppose your sense of humor is very low then.
>>33620616114Eh was expecting way worse tf does it matter though.
>>33620629Same here. If you actually have a deep voice, you get girls telling you this all the time.
>>33620709Clueless, disgusting and no accountability.Typical Menanons.
>>33620702Actually, pretty much something like that but without the jiggle and quite so much coomer bait.
>>33620699I just wasn't interested in cartoons until I found out about anime and by anime I mean stuff like vampire hunter D and fist of the north star not shit like naruto (I do like naruto however but the manga is better)
>>33620710Shaddd up!Go watch basketball elsewhere.
>>33620716I tbink you're just trying to bait me>>33620717Do just not have that much too jiggle and coombait with?
Girls, would you be flattered if you found out that your social media pictures were being posted on /b/ and people were masturbating to them?
Instead of a test why didn't the girls just have us post vocas?
>>33620724The Internet should be bathed in hellfire.It was a mistake.
>>33620716>she doesn't answer the question>cause she's just seething over being mogged by some ethotits so predictable
>>33620702That really depends on where we are going and activity
>>33620725Because “they” are watching…
>>33620727sounds like that has happened to you before
>>33620723... no... :I but I think that mean I can get away with skimpier stuff. So maybe.
>>33620729Ick.You also need to rope yourself, Anon.
>>33620729What would you wear to a dinner date?>>33620732Do it. It will make you date go better
Women, what is a BAD first date location for you?
>>33620736Touch grass, brother.97% of Femanons are actually dudes or Trans… unless that is what you secretly want?
I want to fuck every woman I see Relatable or no
>>33620724That's fucking disgusting
>>33620736>her "fuck-up" side too. She says lots of bad words tooAren't Amish people against using electricity
>>33620729Did you just post ai slop in my thread, you fucking clanker lover?
Why do women insist that this is a reality
>>33620741But if everyone thought you were really hot wouldn't you like that?
>>33620736Julian the e-girl heartthrob
How to tell if femanon post is real female?
>>33620739In that site they can post profile pics, also they are trannies they but they aren't hidding either, lots of gays too.
>>33620738A hike. I mean, I'm decently althetic and all that and would love that at some point but don't spring that on me first time. I want to make a good first impression.
Femanons, do you dip out of /adv often, when things get too heated?Would you say its gotten worse or better than say… 2-5 years ago?
>>33620748I don't want to attract neets and rapists
>>33620736bro, you gotta date some real women and not discord lunatics who want to change their sex, cut your balls off, and cheat on you with married tripfags.Real women are pieces of work too these days, but at least they are physically real so it doesn't feel as bad as getting manipulated by text and avatars. In real life, you are a bulky man with muscles and even if some girl uses you like a toy, you will be a more impressive and physically vigorous toy than you were before
>>33620750They post titties
>>33620740In europe, relatable, i was in a bunch of euro countries lately and felt like that all the time on the streetin america, damn bro you got some low standards and need your eyes checked
>>33620742Women shouldn't say bad words, they sound nasty and gross, is not funny either.
Is it a good or a bad thing if your gf has maternal instincts towards you? My gf insists I call her mummy in private.
>>33620765UK?
>>33620755Well, excuseeee me, Princess!Sometimes the job market is bullshit. Castles cost money!
>>33620732>I can get away with skimpier stuff.Can I dare you?
>>33620764ESL
>>33620766No?
>>33620765Maternal instincts are fine, great even. Wanting to be called mummy is dogshit cringeworthy nonsense.
Women, what accent do you have?
Sleep well, Euro femanons.I will be here for your retarded takes again tomorrow, coming up with even more retarded takes than you.Let's out-retard each other.
>>33620771He really likes you.Uwu
I went to a water park with my parents and they had a bit of culture shock from all the thongs they saw. Girls, what do you think of thong bikinis?
>>33620764Anon, you asked whether you should change your online personalityActually you should change your real personality
>>33620774Excuse me, but Euro Femanons are with me.> I wish…
>>33620737>>33620769I mean, I have done in the past. I don't notice any real difference in the outcome of dates. I just get cold and ask to borrow his jacket and come off like a ditz I think.
>>33620776>I went to a water park with my parentsAre you like underaged or what?
>>33619209Destroy
>>33620776Indian?
>>33620781We were on vacation and there was a water park.
>>33620719Yeah I watched both VHD movies, love them. I think I watched the original FOTS It was kind of trash but I was told by some that it was basically the anime condensed into a movie, and that it way better as an anime. I skipped Naruto because it looks like trash read a manga chapter and it was decent but I don't like the characters designs. Watch Ninja Scroll, Battle Angel Alita.
>>33620784Again... are you underaged?Like how young are you?
>>33619254To who?
>>33620773American? I don't think I have one.
>>33619233She could kick your ass.Maybe scissor your pink bits to death!
>>33620754No, it's actually gotten mildly better these past few months. I'm just busier now.
>>33620786My mom just likes the lazy river so we went to the water park. But she was surprised by all the butts.
Thinking about the shy snowbunny femcel I saw today. She was cuuute
>>33620794True, true…
>>33620724Moids gonna moid
>>33620777Thanks.
>>33620773Geordie.>>33620791Every fucking time... :) jk.
>>33620797Lucky! Europe or North America?Did she notice you, brev?
>>33620737I would wear a dark blue short cocktail dress and black knee-high heel boots. Hair in a crown braid.
>>33620743And I will do it again!
>>33620806> crown braidOtay… you can be my GF.
I am never replying to you again if I know that is you. You should know that.
>>33620796Again, how old?
>>33620795This is… weird.Is this what boomers and zoomers like?
>>33620808That is most gracious of you
>>33620665I'm working.
>>33620810>LOOK I AM VAGUEPOSTING AGAIN
>>33620795See this, the girl may think it's all a joke, but this is how fetishes start.
>>33620776Full cheeks out is a no no from me. It's too much imoThe 1950s had it right They should bring back those swimsuits. Good coverage, look good and classy, I don't have to worry about a nip or a lip slipping
>>33620805No, she was avoiding eye contact looking to nowhere. I want to bully her so bad
>>33620795>>33620819I was that kid. Cousins and sisters were like that with me. Sometimes nicer sometimes meaner. I don't have any such fetishes. It's fine.
>>33620820Only if you post thighs
>>33620820ThisPenis + voca preferably
Women, can you notice if your chest is not sufficiently covered?
>>33620177>Fake boobsOh, I love real boobs. Any size, just keep it real.
>>33620820Fuck off.
>>33620821I think classy one piece suits can be very attractive
>>33620820>>33620826BBC Okay
>>33620177Any enjoyment you get out of seeming more womanly will be erased if you actually undress for a guy.
>>33620833nta my boobs are too big for a one piece.
>>33620197>There's a chance I'm OCDNTA.Perhaps R-OCD? I have that, and I used to doomscroll crystal cafe for like 4 hours a day to see all the horrible things they'd say about us.
>>33620839Well tiny bikinis can be pretty attractive too
>>33620823>>33620795
>>33620839Nta can you cosplay as Nami from One Piece?
>>33620826https://voca.ro/1KToYf5At1FQ
>>33620839NTA. Wait, so bikinis actually offer more support?
>>33620846Lol, probably.
>>33620839Too big for aesthetic reasons or too big for functionality?
>>33620839One piece are specifically good for big boobs, larp better
>>33620765god I miss my ex she would let me call her mommy when we were doing um lewd things
Should I ask out this cute hapa sophomore who's interested in my phd research? Keep in mind I started college when she was in 1st grade.
>>33620833Yeah, I actually prefer one piece suits to bikinis. It's just that some one piece suits don't have good coverage in the vagina/ass area (so little fabric) which makes your legs look longer but it can be imo a bit too revealing (a few cm of fabric on the labia and ass out kek)
>>33620848No, it’s a guy larping.
>>33620854No but what are you researching?
>>33620848No, it's more like one pieces don't have enough fabric. It's like trying to put ten pounds in a two pound bag.
>>33620846Im gonna marry Emily Rudd one day.> in a different, better timeline
Bye ATOGA!! see you in Halloween day!
>>33620785fist of the north star is my favorite manga/anime naruto is ok but once you watch enough 80s 90s anime you realize it was nothing special and I've seen ninja scrolls it's pretty good
>>33620851I would say both.
>>33620850Do it, it isn't that hard.
>>33620854Fuck off, spammer.
>>33620855What's your favorite swimsuit that you own?
>>33620854You're gonna look like a creep (and you are one). What makes you think she wants to fuck you just because she's interested in your research? You want to destroy her future?
>>33620860Good luck anon.
>>33620776>>33620821I remember being 11ish and this young woman was wearing a red thong bikini washing the sand off her legs with the water pump and like 6 'bros' were harassing her about the thong like "damn girl I can't believe you wore that here" and "look at those things just hanging out" one of them even reached out and lifted the string with his finger saying "it just disappears down that crack" while she was clearly uncomfortable and trying to ignore them and the guys very much bothered methen my dad showed up and scared them off like a raging rabid bear and it's one of the best memories of my dad, seeing them flee like that. He died that same year, because he was the kind of angry, violent guy.the world's an evil place
>>33620870Thank you,
>>33620861Why are you leaving?
>>33620782Smite me
>>33620867A baby blue(?) one piece suit. But it offered good coverage.
>>33620872So… you’re dad is based or not?NGL, he fought off 6 dudes? That’s incredible.
>>33620861Idea for HalloweenWomen post a pic of them in costume on /soc/toga
>>33620810Whi?
>>33620879You smell, Anon. You smell desperate.
>>33620878nah they ran just seeing his rage he didn't have to do anything
>train is packed to the titsWe need 1 billion deportationsState gender and rough estimate of how many deportees your country needs
>>33620883Anon you smell of bitchiness. Just ignore his post and snitch on him for being a off topic
>>33620872>reached out and lifted the string with his finger saying "it just disappears down that crack"This is sexual harassment and I don't condone this>He died that same year, because he was the kind of angry, violent guy.I'm sorry for your loss anon. Also, I relate because we're a family of angry people too (except maybe my mother)
>>33620886FIf you come here, only 1
>>33620879That already happens, anon.
>>33620874Because, I dont want to waste time here, also is the same people allover again everyday.
>>33620886less than most think.we need to annex mexico and canada and turn them into citizens and use our collective resources to oust the evil elements in all three countries and secure smaller borders. a packed train isn't anything bad here, we can just add more traincars
>>33620879They don't, they are insecure and call themselves ugly all the time.
>>33620891I don’t want to go to Pakistan, ever
Good night, I hate women.
>>33620897Oh, shit, it's not a joke. You're adorable, anon.
>>33620880Who are you?
>>33620902Why are you going to bed in the afternoon
>>33620897It’s already too expensive to maintain the current traincars. You have no idea how bad it is because you’re an animal and so terrible conditions don’t bother you and you haven’t the vision to imagine anything better. China’s infrastructure mogs the west so bad. There’s not even toilets at the stations
>>33620899I’m not there, you needed to cope that fast, how frail is you ego
>>33620909India, Pakistan… tomato, tomato
>>33620821That's what all American women are wearing to the beach these days. Cause, they're freaking fat
>>33620912Aaw full cope
>>33620908F Maybe somewhat related, I took a trip to Japan once and didn't see one dirty bathroom.
Apparently heavy metal poisoning makes your cum black. Freaky.
>>33620908>too expensivethat's nonsense. traincars are cheap and more people makes it cheaper not more expensive. only reason things don't scale up is exploitation, bureaucratic bullshit, greed, and regulatory capture.>>33620917it's because people care about such things, there. Our country- our continent, needs that.
>>33620917Train or public place(s)?That’s good to hear, if I saw a dirty bathrooms, I’d run away immediately, lol.
>>33620905>Who are you?I've never had a name on here.
>>33620929We are 4chan.
>>33620894Take care, anon. See you on Halloween!
>>33620927Both. Convenience stores too.
>>33620894Rude!And how would you know? Unless you’re FBI.
>>33620930>We are 4chanShould I get a guy fawkes mask?
>>33620936Sure, it helps. With the larping at least.But I don’t think it will save you from explosives ;)
I miss touching boobs so much...Is there anything softer in the universe?
>>33620941Maybe… Persian silk?
>>33620941I'm not saying mine are rocks but I wouldn't exactly call them soft.
>>33620926Traincars are not cheap, what the fuck? They are under constant repair, and some of them are from the fucking 70s. If our city could afford it, they would, but they can’t because they chose infinity migrants insteadDo we need to bring up behavioural sink? I can’t believe how delusional anyone would need to be to defend migrants and the decayed state of North American cities
State gender and: What triggered the earliest sexual "awakening" you rememberPic related was mine
>>33620181You want dick so bad.
>choke on my own spit as I want to go to bedFuck my shitty normie life
>>33620946Mthis image (yes I have mommy issues)
>>33620944Are they real? Every boob I've felt was like a fluffy cloud of dreams.
>>33620952Greek, Snow beauty?What’s wrong with that?
really getting sick of people thinking I'm a girl
>>33620959Link the post, girlfag.
>>33620950Anxiety crew represent!
>>33620946I think Amy Jo Johnson from OG Power Rangers or the Knight Lady in Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog.
>>33620957nothing, I wasn't implying there was anything wrong with it
good night i hate men
>>33620960Did you have to call me out publicly?
>>33620965Oh, I didn’t think she was an actual mommy.
>>33620966sex
>>33620962I don,t have anxiety, I just kind of fucked up as I was grbbing my glass....
>>33620946F Jim Hawkins from Treasure Planet.
>>33620946FEh.. Zelda in BotW
>>33620972Hehhe oldfag.
>>33620956Yes, they're real! They're just kinda dense I guess.
>>33620969yeah canonically she is a mother
>>33620966>good night i hate menGoodnight, Queen. I hope you have a great night's rest, and wake up feeling refreshed and rejuvenated.
>>33620961what for? so you can make fun of me?
>>33620975SHUT UP!!!
>>33620974zelda made you gay or are you a teenager?
>>33620984Chad always wins… the Femanons.
>>33620976Damn, now I'm curious about them.>sorry, I'll behave.
>>33620982Ye.>>33620984It's ok, I am even older.
Was at gym and this kinda cute girl with really fit body smiled to me when our eyes metBig fan of pale tall skinny chicks in gym shorts
>>33620976Dense ones are the best.When the have a certain gravitas after groping them.
>>33620976Rate perkiness level on scale 1-7
>>33620989I like to think that one day it will all work out (no pun intended) for us gymcels
>>33620985No, but she was cute and when she bent over my brain went ‘oh I get it, that’s hot’I’m 22
>>33620913This is why you get no bitches, because you say shit like this
>>33620702I wish women built like that were more commonI only met one
>>33620987There's probably a lot of glandular and connective tissue as opposed to fat.
>>33620976Just gonna copy-pasta this:Pink areolas?
>>33620993>1-7The hell? :) 5
>>33620994I did get pretty close on occassion with more than one girl.Im currently eyeing this short natural redhair with oretty cute face and nice outfits.She was smiling to me and hanging around me, maybe i need to chat her upMy eyes are also super closing rn while having abonerWeird feeling
>>33620616I need a femanon with a deep voice so we can make Darth Vader babies.
>>33620988why do you want to be mean to me?
Moids, today for dinner, I made a whole fish for the first time.
>>33620946M, I remember playing Ocarina of Time and thinking "Gee, why do I like helping girls so much?"
>>33621009that's cool, was it good?
>>33621009congratulations, how is it?
>>33621009Nice. Hope you enjoy.
>>33621009Cool, fish can be tricky. How'd you cook it?
>>33621010best girl is malon btw
>>33620970sex what>>33620981zzzzzzzz
>>33620998Look at the onslaught I've subjected you to.
>>33621008I think he likes you!
>>33621008You seem very meanable.>>33621009Post it.
>>33621016just thinking about it
I want to cry but I can't. I'm a man and men shouldn't cry
>>33621015Is that the fish bitch?
Four consecutive posts less than three minutes apart from the time a foid posted about cooking fish.
>>33621018that's weird>>33621019>You seem very meanable.well everybody in school loved bullying me and girls would tease me, even my gf was mean to me so you might be onto something >>33621022how dare you call her a bitch!? and no malon is the the girl from the ranch
>>33621022It's the milk hoe.
>>33621017Lol, I am feeling mildly self concious now. THANKS, ANON! :P
>>33621027Pink Areolas.
>>33621021If you stepped on a LEGO, it’s fineee!
>>33621023I think this says more about how unusual it is to see a foid have some proficiency in the kitchen.
Have you ever left a sex toy out by accident?
>>33621030I fucking hate that you're right.
>>33621033lol ok now I feel better, thanks anon
>>33620966Saying good night to yourself is a bit weird.Especially on 4chan.
>>33621027Oops. Too bad you can't just drop one like a sandbag and float away to safety like a hot air balloon.
>>33621038Shit...
>>33621035cant make that mistake when you dont have any
>>33621011>>33621012>>33621013>>33621014But, butbut last saturday I scaled and gutted 1.5kg of fish (and did laundy) and prepared it on Sunday and none of you said anythingWhatever, it's cool, I'm not mad about it (¬_¬)
>>33621009What kind of fish?
>>33621035I live alone so when it happens nothing happens
>>33621021>I want to cry but I can't. I'm a man and men shouldn't cry>Blessed are they who mourn, for they shall be comforted.
>>33621041hehe you can't take it back now
>>33621045UK hours. They take their fish very seriously.
>>33621045sorry, I wasn't here last saturday
>>33621054An English Rose making me traditional fish and chips…Must beee nice!
>>33621045That's cool. But I was pulling an all nighter. I owe you some headpats though.
>>33621050in my experience every time I cried people would make fun of me and my dad would call me a fag
>>33621045Did you post a pic? No? Then it was just as pointless.
Holy shit, I just took a sip of tea and the surface of all of my teeth stings.
I wish women were real.
>>33621054>>33621056>>33621058>>33621060Yeah, it's no biggie ^_^*sound of >>33621009 muffled cries in the background as I prepare a shovel*
>>33621060You're just hoping her feet will be in frame.
did all the pretend women get banned and now atoga is dead?
>>33621062You probably got some enamel erosion. Don't brush so hard, get a sensitive toothpaste and mention it to your dentist next time if it doesn't go away.
>>33621069>did all the pretend women get banned and now atoga is dead?MIt's cheek clapping day.
>>33621068I fucking hate feet.I'm here to see the fish.
>>33621011>>33621012>>33621013Thanks anons! It was just poached(?) or steamed sort of I guess. I overcooked it a little based on the temperature but it was good. I'm not used to having to deal with bones in my fish though and I'm not sure if I needed to scale it or if it was already scaled. It's not as good as if it were pan fried or grilled I'm sure, but I think the idea is this is supposed to be a bit healthier (and I'm not eating all that rice obviously).This is probably the most tradwifey thing I've ever cooked. Now I can cook fish my future husband catches the same way my grandmother and grandfather did.>>33621019picrel (actually bass though)>>33621035No, I've never had any. But that clip is very funny, he seems like a good dad.
>>33621075That is incredibly aesthetic.I don't like entire fishes, but that looks so pretty.
>>33621067Aw, you two should team up instead!You could combine your knowledge, split tasks, tell jokes, tie each other's aprons on, throw flour at each other, maybe have a pillow fight.
>>33621075What's the sauce?
>Pink Pony PLAPI need alternative art hoe pussy, bros
>>33621075Sheesh, that looks like a stock image.
Males, I want you to bind my hands behind me, let me sit in your lap facing forwards, and put one of your hands over my mouth while you rub my clit with your other hand’s finger.What would you like me to do to you?
>>33621088>What would you like me to do to you?Just take it like a good doll.
>>33621088You’re not gonna do it so why ask
>>33621088Maybe we could do something else with that mouth? Yiu still wouldn't be able to speak, don't worry.
>>33621045Good job anon! I don't think I saw that, I'm going through a cookbook in order so I don't think I subconsciously copied you. Good job doing your laundry too. I'm still working on doing that better, as long as I clean my bed sheets this weekend I think I'm good.>>33621046a bass
>>33621075nice! enjoy your meal anon ^_^
>>33621090God forbid I want imagination and conversation huh?>>33621094Lmao, nice!
>>33621096>as long as I clean my bed sheets this weekendnta I KNEW I was supposed to do something today.
>>33621088but your hands are tied how are you going to do anything to me?
>>33621098>I want imagination and conversation>LmaoYou kinda just played yourself.
>>33621098He'd prefer that you kick him in the balls.
>>33621088I want to be surprise hugged from behind. A very tight and warm hug
>>33621100After I cum>>33621102No I didn’t, how?>>33621104That’ll be nice too
>>33621102I thought she was really going to fly over to me. The truth hurts sometimes.
>>33621035I left a lubricant bottle in the bathroom one time
>>33621088You're going to make a mess on my hand, aren't you?
>>33621107>how?You want somebody to exchange ideas with you and your idea of a good reply is "lmao nice". That kills all mood.NTA btw.
>>33621107>After I cumoh then after that you are gonna get fucked hard
>>33621114>You want somebody to exchange ideas with you and your idea of a good reply is "lmao nice". That kills all mood.>NTA btwI'm the anon she replied to, and it didn't bother me. She's probably typing with 9ne hand anyway.
>>33621119It is so low effort...And disappointing too, because the setup was nice.
>>33621080oh my god your boobs are big oh my god your ass is bigger let's play wrestle how did we end up on top of each other Anon (you), are you jerking off again, instead of taking the shot? >>33621096>I don't think I subconsciously copied you.I really didn't think that >Good job anon! >I'm still working on doing that better, as long as I clean my bed sheets this weekend I think I'm good.Good job to you, anonette! You don't have anyone teaching you, but you're trying to learn on your own, and that must not be easy! You did well <3
>>33621088I would like you to step on me with big platform goth boots and order me to kiss and worship them
>>33621119>9neOne*Fuck, my hands are to big for this phone.
>>33621119I don’t understand why retards like >>33621114 look too far into things and get offended over nothing…>>33621113Absolutely!>>33621106That’s nice as well. I can do that any time <3
A little brother's first time should always be with his big sister. Prove me wrong.
Women with large breasts, how would you prefer to be hugged?
>>33621127>Anon (you), are you jerking off againNo, I just have an active imagination. Apparently so do you.>instead of taking the shot?Did I bring a camera, or a bottle of whisky?
>>33621075I'm sorry anon I can tell you tried but as a cookfag this could have gone a lot better
>>33621132>Absolutely!That hand is going in your mouth after you finish. Good girls clean up after themselves.
>>33621135incestfags have no siblings and should all get the rope
>>33621141The rest of us liked it though. It was her first time anyway.
>>33621135Incest aside, what is it with men wanting older girls/women to have sex with them. That is until they grow up, then start to despise women who are older than them, acting like they're ugly witches who are gatekeeping the younger, nymphomaniac lolitas
>>33621148Women physically mature faster than men usually. That's really all there is to it.
>>33621148Why do women typically like older wealthier men who other women already find attractive? It's all evolutionary. Older women turn boys into men and make them ready for the world.
>>33621077>>33621086hehehe. Yeah I used extra dishes and had to move a bunch of stuff to get that tray.>>33621082It's like lemongrass and green onions and lime juice and stuff. It wasn't great>>33621099yw>>33621127tfw I DID copy you and now I've tricked you!jk... Or am I?!?>>33621135that doesn't seem right to me
>>33621135My first time was with my slightly older tomboy best friend. I think I lasted about 3-4 seconds.
>>33621152die of old age, even the biggest idiots manage that one
>>33618656Same. I hope they all get good homes.
>>33621141Tell me what to do. I mean I'm sure I could have grilled it or something else.
>>33621159but I'm only 26, I want to die right now
Why do atoga girls insist gamers don't like mid girls when Quiet exists?
>>33621088Not me
>>33621156>It's like lemongrass and green onions and lime juice and stuff. It wasn't greatAw, sounds good. Next time try adding a little bit of sweetness to balance the sour like brown sugar or honey. Maybe some umami like fish sauce, miso, or s o y sauce. Shredded carrot will absorb the sour.
>>33621163Cool it with the demoralization, anon.
Banned
>>33621171There was onions sauce, and fish sauce, garlic, ginger. But no sweetness. I think I might not have used the right amounts of literally anything to make it. I think it was supposed to be green but it was more brown, so maybe I used too much onions sauce relative to the green stuff.
>>33620616Can’t check now but here was my last result.
>>33621152Don't be rash, anon. There are billions of women.>but she's the bestReally? You beat the odds and found the best out of 4 billion? And you're confident of that despite only meeting what? 200 of those?>if she isn't objectively the best, she's still the best for meIs she? Or is the best the one who loves you as much as you love her?
New atoga thread >>33621174>>33621174New atoga thread
>>33621176Eh, mistakes are how you learn. I would never attemp a whole fish on my first go.
>>33621176oh shit, the soi filter tripped me up there. I forgetty.
>>33621180Fuck that thread. What a gross OP image.
>>33621183I'd rather some based sauce.
>>33621173She's a chud though.
>>33621186Feminism is far more disgusting
>>33620946MThe scene from Men In Black 2 where the alien woman is naked and vores that guy
>>33621138>Women with large breasts, how would you prefer to be hugged?MPersonally, I go for the side hug to be safe.
>>33621174New ask the opposite gender anything thread >>33621174
>>33621179I uh I don't know how to respond to that, please be patient I'm retarded and also heartbroken
>>33621201fuck off faglord
>>33621202It's okay, man. I've been there. That's how I knew the thought process :)Reach out if you need help.
>>33621163how is quiet mid
>>33621208it really does feel like I will never find someone like her or someone better than her though, fuck I hate this feeling, it feels so hopeless
>>33621210She's QuietAlso no jaw, her face is mid
>>33621213I know it feels that way, but it's not true. It's just your hormones freaking out right now. It will pass.
>>33621210It's an old atoga troll
women, how weird (different, not like off-putting) of a guy are you willing to date? could you handle a freakish bf?
It's 11:45. I'm kinda beat from the gym and a long week. Should I shower, head out, and try to mingle with strangers? Or should I put on an audiobook and pass out?
>>33621988>>33621988>>33621988Real new thread.
