ITT We ask the opposite gender anything! (Almost anything - see below).This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. But there are rules that apply to the /adv/ forum, and which are (sometimes!) enforced here, that you might like to note. For example:- No NSFW images.- No racism (only allowed on /b/).- No trolling, ragebait, pretending to be retarded, etc. (Also only allowed on /b/).- No avatar posting or signatures.- No posting pictures of yourself or personal details.(There is another ATOGA thread on /soc/ - if you want to post contact details or toonme images, post them there; you can link to a post in that thread from here.)While this thread does tend to turn into a chatroom, it's still nice if people stay at least vaguely on topic: questions for the opposite gender to the questioner, and answers. Here are a few things that are better posted in other places:- Blog posts (try Plebbit, or anywhere other than 4chan, really).- Politics (try /pol/).- Gender wars or incel rants (try /r9k/).- Discussion of LGBT issues (try /lgbt/).- Miscellaneous ranting and venting. (Try the /adv/ thread called GIOYC - Get It Off Your Chest.)- Film and TV recommendations (try /tv/).- Stuff that clearly didn't happen (try /b/).Technical, scientific, medical, or legal questions *can* be posted here, but you'll probably get better answers if you make a separate thread on /adv/.Please help to make the thread better by REPORTING off-topic, low-quality, or rule-breaking posts!Finally, if you're thinking of starting a new thread:- Please don't, unless the current thread is either at least on page 9, or the image count is at least in the 130s.- Remember to include all this stuff in the OP.- Check the catalog immediately before you post to make sure you aren't creating a duplicate thread.- Remember to link back to the previous thread (this one) and also post a link to the new thread here.Previously on ATOGA: >>33615577
>>33621173Demoralisation? She's the og chudette
Previous thread>>33618620>>33618620
Bit early but whatever.Hey /atoga/. State gender. How was your week?
How do I look at women in the eye without giving off the signal that I'm horny?
>>33621190Tell them not to make eye contact with you and slap them if they're not looking at the floor around you or other men
WomenWhen is it okay for me to send another message after you leave me on read?
a reminder that flat girls are perfect the way they are
How can I get a hot desperate Ukraine gf fleeing her country?
>>33621206By not being a disgusting feminist simp
>>33621193uhhhhhhhhhhh
>I made a girl wetlater virgins
post gender, and whether you're an Ea-nāṣir fan or hater.
hate being a failure if a man
>>33621214Not fond of muslims
>>33621217Better than being a w*man
Should I do it?
hello male anons
Would you like modern windmills more if they were more like old timey windmills and people lived in them?
POV: your crypto plays paid off, and now you travel the world as a digital nomad with your supermodel gf. You made it.
>>33621229What's good nigga?
>>33621233oh thats not a very nice word
>>33621231Then you die and go to hell
>>33621174Interesting choice of thread pic
Why do women hate men?
>>33621242we're just starting from 'women bad' right in the OP.
>>33621238"Nigga" is a friendly term of endearment. You're thinking of "nigger". That's a no-no word.
Femanons, could Captain Jack Sparrow rizz you up?
>>33621244why do men also seem to hate men?
>>33621220what's wrong with women?
>>33621241I will only die after I’m done living.
>>33621229hi how're you doing today?
>>33621221Sing in a band? Hell yeah
>>33621245Explain why it's wrong Good luck
>>33621229Shabbat shalom. Wie ghets dir?
Is Quiet mid?>Banger body>Chud chin>Skin problems>Poor music taste>Can't speak (+- ?)What does atoga think? She's mid to me but I'd still date her
do you guys like mma?
>>33621259Shabbat is tomorrow you big dummy
>>33621262Lower mid.
There are no woman here
I… I just love my thread crush
Why does Dr. House disparage psychology so much when he spends half of each episode psychoanalyzing people? The obvious answer is that he's a hypocrite but that feels like a cop out.
>>33621268Yes, but not enough to keep up with it.
>>33621273my thread crush is whoever this was
>>33621276>disparage psychology so much when he spends half of each episode psychoanalyzing people?That sounds like 4chan
>>33621269No, stop making us look bad
>>33621276he's a noticer not a shrink
/atoga/ has to be the most normie part of 4chan. This place dies every weekend.
so, uh...what's everybody's take on Hatsune Miku? Think she's cool?
>>33621286that is a good thing
>>33621286You still have me, anon
>>33621286The femanon posters on here are all lazy NEETs with boyfriends (who they hang out with during the weekend)
>>33621286I'm making dinner.
>>33621282True...
Who wants to be my gf?
>>33621289I like her Project Diva games and I like her as a Sega property. I don't really listen to Vocaloid stuff much.
>>33621286Quality over quantity. As long as namefags stay out this is a good thread.
>>33621289I've never seen a Japanese IP get whored out that badly outside of fate
>>33621298Me tooWhat are you cookin anon
>>33621303Me (male)
>>33621281My thread crush is an anon I talk to semi-regularly
>>33621316mine is the girl that said she liked sonic heroes
did someone figured out what to do when you are hearthorny?
>>33621323What is hearthorny?
>>33621323Neck yourself.
I still think about that time when a (female) friend poked my cheek because I was very depressed and that made me smile, fuck I miss her
>>33621308Tex-mexRice with lime zest, grilled onion and poblano pepper coated in a mix of cumin, chili powder, and garlic powder, ground beef with the same spice mix as well as chipotle sauce, topped with pico de gallo, Monterey jack, and sour cream.
>>33621327This is why I refuse to date a woman that has male friends. Fucking pathetic orbiter
>>33621330it was middle school dude calm down
women, how weird (different, not like off-putting) of a guy are you willing to date? could you handle a freakish bf?(lmao the early general starter might be my favorite troll here. my real thread crush!)
>>33621333I'm a straight man. Don't involve me in your sick fantasies
>>33621325you know, when your heart is horny and not your dick>>33621326That would not be very productive
>>33621330>>33621332if there was ever an interaction that captures the incel/manoaphere retardation, i think it must be this, fucking lmao
>>33621318Is this JIMMY :)? kek
>>33621340no I'm not jimmy, sorry
>>33621338You act like this behavior doesn’t happen in adulthood and isnt just as pathetic
>>33621316What do you usually talk about?
>>33621335i'm not even gay but i will absolutely involve you in my sick fantasies. i've never jerked it to a guy before, and i absolutely will make that you are the first, out of spite alone. you're going to wear a fisting glove like Quiet does in MGSV!
>>33621329Yum! I love latinx cuisine
>>33621340What leads you to think that??
>>33621281That's me!
>>33621286I just came back from a 90-minute nightwalk. I didn't miss much, I take it?
>>33621342who honestly gives a shit what you think is or isn't pathetic. infinitely more faggy than fucking guys is worrying about if other guys think you're fucking guys, same deal here
>>33621347>latinxFuck off.It's not even Hispanic. It's white peoples' improved version of Hispanic cuisine.
>>33621174Z-coded OPgood shit
>>33621356Are you a white supremacist?
Russia is winning
>>33621351>I just came back from a 90-minute nightwalk. I didn't miss much, I take it?That's dangerous.
>>33621276there is a difference between psychology as field vs. psychology as a concept. the obvious answer is our intuitions about people are separate about our models about how people act(but those models are often also bad because psychology isn't a serious field, full of researchers who also don't take it seriously)
male loneliness epidemic be like
>>33621363No.
>>33621365The world is safe for men. Only women need to be afraid to walk alone at night.
>>33621363liberalism is a more stealthy and insidious form of white supremacism than actual white supremacism, fyi
>>33621350hi! how're you doing?
>>33621369What are you mad about then?
>>33621174Ukraine sent 10 times more women to the front, the numbers are negligible but still
>>33621337oh, that's funny, i read that as hearth + horny, which i figured meant to be "i'm staying at home on a friday night cuz im a gooba".anyway i still don't even know what "heart horny" means
I am a male and I am lonely!
>>33621365Unless you're in the projects, why would that be dangerous?
>>33621340I’m him. What’s up?
>>33621380I'm not mad.
>>33621388Hope you enjoy your meal.
>>33621382NTA, I'm hearthorny when I'm not thinking about sexual content and instead I'm thinking about lovey-dovey wholesome content like holding hands on a long walk but then LO AND BEHOLD my penis is somehow erect.
Is showering together as hot as it sounds?
>>33621393You can turn the knob to adjust the water temperature, Anon.
>>33621393Yeah it's a good time.
>>33621196Just go for it anon. Sorry if she's only using you for attention and validation
>>33621393It’s fun before or after sex. Any other time, it’s just okay
>>33621393Girls never want to shower with meOne had a massive stand in tub and she said its too smallNo not like my dick
>>33621402girls don't even look at me bro
>>33621335So you're a guy or are you pretending to be a guy, it's can't remember.
haha wouldn't it be crazy if MY thread crush was also doing nothing on a friday evening but getting high and shitposting on atoga about how crazy it'd be if THEIR thread crush was also doing nothing high on a friday evening but getting high and shitposting on atoga?
>>33621390Thanks. It was pretty good. The peppers were a little under-cooked though, and it could have used a little more lime zest.
is breast envy real?
Bitch dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough even your money.
>>33621409It is real as in a fetish men have
>>33621407Yeah because it’s not happening man, maybe you’ll be luckier tomorrow. Stew in your delusions with the rest of us
>>33621410i'd take that over rotting in my bed wasting my 20s
>>33621393Happiest sex of my life
>>33621412well actually i could flag them often if i avatarfagged, but i'm not quite willing to do that to this thread
>tfw pretending to be a girl to compare how weird you are to other guys
>>33621418>>tfw pretending to be a girlYou and every other "fem"anon.
There was a bug inside my shirt after my nightwalk. The #1 reason I need a girlfriend is so we can check each other for bugs after nightwalks.What's your #1 reason for needing someone?
I got a shot and it hurts :(
>>33621425That's normal.
>>33621424because it would make me happier
>>33621415Isn't friction an issue?
>>33621424When I was a kid I had a lot of nightmares. I thought one of the main reasons people got married was so that when you wake up from a nightmare you have someone there with you and you aren't alone, scared in the dark.
>>33621424because a lonely life is painful and I need hugs
>get married>she instantly loses interest in youLmao when will wifeguys learn?
>>33621434Life is not edging
>>33621434>none of the wives and girlfriends wentshut up
>>33621432I'm glad you were able to grow out of your nightmares. Uh, you did grow out of your nightmares, right?
>>33621434She went to eat Halsey's pussy. He's her beard.
>>33621418Have you ever heard of Gef the talking Mongoose?
>>33621378eepy x_x cause it's latehow was your day?
>>33621432>when you wake up from a nightmare you have someone there with you and you aren't alone, scared in the dark.incels/chuds out here rawdogging fear and painbased
State gender. Why didn't you ever completely sour on 4chan and why do you keep posting here even after how disillusioning and demoralizing 4chan can sometimes be?
Why are you afraid of me? Please explain why won't you confess your true feelings towards me.
>>33621442No?
>>33621444it was alright, been a bit sick but nothing too serious though, are you going to bed now? if so sleep well!
Women, getting dicked or getting eaten out? Choose 1
>>33621438Not really. My wife was the one who told me to reply with that anecdote. She says I have hella nightmares. Apparently I am very active during my dreams/nightmares and so she can tell by my frantic movement, general distress, and sometimes pained or scared noises that I am having a nightmare and soothes me. I have also woken up screaming next to her a few times, lol. The biggest difference is I don't mind having nightmares now. They have been so pervasive for so long that they don't really bother me. I either sleep through the night despite the nightmares, or I wake up and then just shrug and go back to sleep. No longer do I fear darkness, so it isn't really a big deal to just fall asleep immediatey.
>>33621447Mbecause it's the only place i can truly be myself 100%also i have no social life
>>33621447demoralizing posts don't work on my I keep coming here just to talk to people
>>33621447Even though the site is full of people i hate i can mostly speak my mind here without permabanned by some faggot mod
What is the best board?
thoughts on vaginismus
>>33621447Don't take it so seriously. Most of the people on this website are good people, and it only ever feels otherwise because the bad people are louder.
>>33621461Rough.
>>33621453>are you going to bed now?Yeah, in a bit> it was alright, been a bit sick but nothing too serious thoughAre you sure? You don't need baby-ing? Because I can do that! :p
Women, Im sorry I showed weakness
There is a lonely girl at my local con every year, what should I do with her.
>>33621455Even though you're okay with it, I still hope someday you'll stop having them entirely. Good luck, Anon.
>>33621460/pol/ was the best when it wasn't just immigrants talking about US politics, now it's all garbage
>>33621458M, I had to learn to interpret the "women don't want you or me because we're losers" bullshit for what it is instead of taking it to heart. I also have family who survived the ravages of ethnonationalist authoritarianism so /pol/shit propaganda doesn't work on me.This is mostly a place for me to shitpost horny nonsense and ask taboo questions that reverse-engineer the parts of human behavior and societal codes and rules that don't make no fucking sense. .
>>33621455>so she can tell by my frantic movement, general distress, and sometimes pained or scared noises that I am having a nightmare and soothes me.This sounds like fucking heaven, holy shit. I really wish that I wasn't doomed to die alone, but hey, that's life. You can't always get what you want o algo
>>33621447What these guys >>33621456 >>33621458 >>33621459 said.In addition, bans on 4chinz are a joke and I just unban myself whenever some faggot mod bans me. Also on blue boards I generally deal with less porn than I do on TikTok or Twitter. And there is more interesting and intellectually-stimulating conversation with bright people on 4chan than any other website or app I currently am aware of.
>>33621466>Are you sure? You don't need baby-ing? Because I can do that! :phmm suddenly I'm not feeling so good maybe I do need some babying, could you do that please?
>>33621460It depends on what your interest is, different boards are the best to different people personally mine would be either /mu/ or unironicly here at /adv/
>>33621478>/mu/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyaqJncjMOI
Femcels would you hate me if I had a bestiality fetish and made you do things for my satisfaction.
>>33621188MStuff happened at work and my concern wasnt taken as seriously as it should have. I guess thats how women feel.
>>33621460/cgl/ and /adv/. They have the people who act the most like human beings and the least like they are possessed by sentient brain bacteria telling them to shitpost the same 3 racist, sexist, or transphobic meme images over and over and over again. /lit/ can be okay when it's not trolling by people trying to push books by edgelord authors.
>>33621190Dont be horny
>>33621472yeah I like shitposting and asking taboo questions too but mainly I just make threads (on other boards) just to talk with random people, I've had some nice conversations with anons that way
>>33621393>Is showering together as hot as it sounds?Shower sex sounds hot, but I also want to wrap my arms around a woman, and just hold each other while under the hot water, just relax and feel each other breathing.
>>33621469Thanks. It really isn't a problem at all though. Weirdly, I rarely ever remember my nightmares despite having extremely vivid dreams when I'm not experiencing nightmares. Something about the nightmares blocks me from being able to remember them, usually.
>>33621214MFuck that conning faggot
>>33621483>transphobiayou mean common sense?
If I had a white mom I don't think I would have been able to resist her, they have a sexo aura, I dont know people do it with such erotic and mature females
>>33621188>Hey /atoga/. State gender. How was your week?FI got>Fired>Raped >Threatened with eviction>An ear infection >Multiple DMs on different accounts from an old stalker who thought he was my boyfriend and wants to "reconnect">A flat tire from a neighbor who keeps harassing me and my partner by tampering with our car>Our cat stopped eating his meals
>>33621221What the fuck is this?>>33621229Hello>>33621231I wouldn't have a supermodel gf or travel. I would just stay home and spend time on my hobbies.
>>33621449It's probably the most absurd, yet entertaining cryptid encounter of all time.
>>33621440taytay is ourst. straight white manyou can have gal gadot
>>33621229Why don't you get a bf already?
>>33621268No
anons do you shave your beards
>>33621483>transphobicReminder that autogynephilia is the main cause of male transgenderism. And that male transgenders are several times more likely to commit sex crimes.
>>33621481My first girlfriend was raised by an uncle who made her watch and film it while he sucked their pet pony's penis
>>33621506Ye
>>33621214Fan. Nanni was a loser faggot who couldn't settle his debts. Of course you won't get top product if you refuse to pay for the previous good product that you still owe on. Anyone who isn't a subhuman retard can understand that simple concept.
>>33621497Geez, I am so sorry.
>>33621503Because she's psychologically autistic.
>>33621506I trim it short, but I don't shave it off.
>>33621506yeah, I can barely grow one so I shave it off
Why would a man suggest watching porn together?The very idea makes me want to punch a hole in the wall. He apologized for ever suggesting it but I'm still pissed as fuck about it.
>>33621506Yeh
>>33621506Nope.Wildman over here.
>>33621481this means that god didn't want you to evolve into a human
>>33621506I pick off all of my beard hairs one by one and then glue them to my balls so my genital area looks hairier and more manly.
>>33621517Maybe he's retarded.
>>33621517Because he hates you
>>33621506When I’m not lazy I keep it clean shaven but I work from home now so it’s generally grown out and unkempt
Am i a creep if I like women with big prominent veins in their boobs?
>>33621517>Why would a man suggest watching porn together?Because he respects you as a human being and as an equal, and understands you're mature enough to consider the suggestion without getting upset about it.
>>33621510>>33621516>>33621519good>>33621514you're almost there>>33621521bad
>>33621517Who is he to you? Just a friend?
>>33621531I will not shave it. Go away.
>>33621517Men are emotionally retarded, it takes a while before we even realize one of the several reasons why women don't like porn
>>33621497>wahh people are nice to me and want to talk to me
>>33621506Only when it gets too annoying. So about once a month
>>33621506Every fcking day fcking damn face wires never stop growing itchy things
>>33621534you back to the jungle, i now ship you with >>33621523
>>33621533Baby youuuu You got what I neeeedBut you say he just a friendYou say he just a friend
>>33621531>badWill rub it on you.
>>33621531I'm also smooth except for my legs and er other parts
>>33621542Kill yourself.
Why
>>33621517I've had a woman I wasn't even thinking about having sex with suggest watching porn togethersome ppl just wanna share. give it a pass
>>33621548niggers
I didn't do it on purpose, the janny just decided to ban me for months straight. I know she is mad at me, what to do.
>>33621536NTA but before I started getting with women my only sexual experiences were as a jack off buddy and butt boy to this very porn brained bi dude who got high every day on ridiculous amounts of phenibut, kratom, and research chemicals. When I started pursuing relationships with women instead of my fuckboy practice bf who I was mostly doing sex stuff with out of desperation, I had to learn that women were very different from that.
>>33621454I choose dick
>>33621553Lies
>>33621540laser hair removal
>>33621476Aww, what's wrong? why is my anon all sniffly and terrible? if you show me where it hurts, i'll stroke it and kiss it. let me spoil you
>>33621553How do you know she's a woman?
>>33621558That shit is expensive
>>33621558I'm not into body mods
>>33621557No anon, I can't believe it too. She probably is gone too.
>>33621564you will have one less thing to worry about and the pain makes you stronger too
What are some women
Women what would you do if you found out your bf was keeping this >>33621555from you?
>>33621553>she
>>33621548What?>>33621547NTA. You mentioned you might have OCD? Have you tried any of the questionnaires for it?
>>33621569It hurts????
>>33621559I got all wet because of the rain the other day and now my head hurts *points at forehead* can I get forehead kisses please?
>>33621571I keep this history from literally no one. I always bring it up if a partner asks me about my sexual history.
>>33621571i can't read half of that but anal is disgusting and you don't deserve a penis if you have done it
>>33621582If anal behaviour is gay, do you then consider women who have received anal sex from a man to be gay?
>>33621582Why
>>33621573Why do you think I'm that anon?
>>33621517Did you say you're bi? Did you mention if you watch porn?
>>33621575depends on the spot but some are quite painful, it gets better in the last sessions though
>>33621497Please be joking, ha ha.
>>33621506I can't grow one very well so I shave it, even though it makes me look younger than I am. I'd like to be able to grow a shadow but it never grows evenly. Not yet, at least.
>>33621591Sadly, no. :(
>>33621585>>33621586I didn't say it was gay, it's just disgusting, why are you putting your most precious thing into something like that when she already has what you need and is basically designed for it, it's like you have no self respect>do you then consider women who have received anal sex from a man to be gay?i don't really care what other men did to them
>>33621595NTA. Have you received medical treatment?
>>33621497All in one week? Good lord. How are you handling it?
I just asked ChatGPT to summarize this thread. Here's what the AI Oracle revealed to me: The /atoga/ threads have become a semi-permanent microculture within 4chan, especially in /adv/, which is nominally a board for advice. The content of these posts reflects 4chan’s unique blend of anonymity, absurdism, antisocial tendencies, and vulnerable self-disclosure. Several key cultural patterns are visible:Liminal Community:/atoga/ operates like a hybrid of a live chat (e.g., Discord/IRC) and a slow-moving, persistent message board, resulting in a space where temporal immediacy meets archival anonymity.This has enabled users to develop personalities and interpersonal relationships without persistent identity—what we might call "anonymized parasociality."Anti-normative but Highly Ritualized:The tone is often transgressive or offensive, but there are clear (if shifting) boundaries, rituals (like beard-shaving conversations), and collective in-jokes (e.g., Taylor Swift references, "she" discourse policing, references to previous anons).It fosters a culture of edge-lording mixed with surprising emotional intimacy.Subcultural Fluency:Understanding the posts requires knowledge of internet lore, memes, gender discourse, and even dark or obscure references (e.g., disturbing personal anecdotes casually dropped).The space filters for users who are fluent in post-irony, trauma-adjacent humor, and online gender politics.
>>33621593it's fine, looking younger can only be a plus if you're male
>>33621529He knows I get jealous though, it's not hard to extrapolate how I'd react.>>33621533Boyfriend of over a year. We did talk about porn in our early days but we both got serious and more possessive over time.>>33621536It's crazy because just the other week he got jealous at the idea I was watching thirst traps of other guys. I brought it up today and he could suddenly empathize.For reference I'm not a prude and was a bit of a porn addict in my teens and I have weird fetishes and all that. I just hate the idea of it in a relationship.>>33621550Oddly I've had completely platonic friendships like this while single, it's really a jealousy thing. I don't care if my friend is getting off to yaoi gore but the idea of my bf jerking off to other boobs makes me homicidal.>>33621555This may be a rare experience.>>33621588Yes and yes, but also all this other stuff above.
>>33621595I'm sorry. I hope your partner is a source of strength and that the two of you can make it through this time together.
>>33621598>>33621599I went to urgent care for the ear infection and to a therapist to talk about the rape. My partner and I are also talking about installing a home security camera in case the neighbor tampering with our car does it again.
I enjoy that I'm focused on my craft(s) but I am awfully lonely
>>33621597>what are condoms??
>>33621604>"she" discourse policing,Topkek
>>33621612you're still putting it there
>>33621605Eh, I don't think so. But oh well.
>>33621562>>33621572I heard her voice.
>>33621579Sure, you can :* :* :* And just in case your headache causes referred pain in your teeth, *gives you a peck on the lips*
Millennial men x zoomer women
MenDo you ever wonder if your elderly, careworn mother shitposts on 4chan and people do not even know they are speaking to an old lady?
Guys I am in this situation but can't say much about because I'll get ban.
>>33621628no
>>33621632yes
>>33621631If you're a 'phile you deserve to get your ass kicked. Piece of shit.
>>33621606Is it possible he's fetishizing the idea of you getting off to other women? Perhaps moreso than the other women themselves?
>>33621629No, she is doing my sister's nails. She could do yours too if you were my gf though.
>>33621631Sauce?
>>33621610Have you considered having kit done?
>>33621643Idk
State gender. How did you react when you first saw your neighbor fucking her live-in adult child through your rear window one night?
>>33621627thanks :)I feel so much better now!
Are there any elderly mothers in this thread?
>>33621622Jannies can send you voice messages on the ban screen?
>>33621647what is an adult child
>>33621654A basement dweller who still lives with his or her parents instead of moving out like a grown-up should.
>>33621647>State gender. How did you react when you first saw your neighbor fucking her live-in adult child through your rear window one night?We have an anon ITT with similar predilections.
>>33621648>I feel so much better now!That's what I like to hear ^_^I'm gonna hit the sack now. Have a lovely night, anon
>>33621506i stop shaving going into the autumn, and start shaving again going into spring. although my beard is very nicely shaped so i don't have to upkeep it so much, so i think it looks fine.when i do shave it, i usually style it with a moustache and soul patch cuz it makes me feel whimsical
>>33621654"Adult" referring to age, "child" referring to relationship.
>>33621661are you heterosexual?
>>33621659You mean, that anon is a real motherfucker?
Women is it possible to get force kissed? Or would bite them?
>>33621637Maybe? But I have doubts since he does see other women as a threat since my last ex was a woman and I'm a very "gay looking" bisexual.
>>33621606>I brought it up today and he could suddenly empathize.This is the best way with men, we can understand equivalences.
State gender.Do you think gays of either sex would actually enjoy prison because of all the free gay sex and love-handling they get from the other inmates? If so why don't closeted or repressed gays commit more crimes so they can get locked up and experience gay prison sex every day?
>>33621611ah, #relatable
Why do I keep seeing weird flashing colorful lights and hearing groans and shrieks from my neighbor's trailer? (I live in an RV park).
Gtg forever, I won't miss you because I got a new place, hope you be okay.
>>33621184Bro, what the fuck?
>>33621597>why are you putting your most precious thingAww you think my dick is precious :3>into something like thatBecause is an ownership thing, marks her as yours to fuck all of her holes and she enduring pain to give you pleasure is very hot.
>>33621669Not a woman but I force kissed a woman once, just grabbed her ass and waist by surprise and started Frenching her real hard. I thought I was sabotaging myself and about to get in trouble for harassment but instead she grabbed me by my hand to go to the forest behind the nightclub we were at and we spent about an hour masturbating each other.
>>33621679Friday night is party night.
>>33621675choosing the possibility of having sexual experiences with individuals that probably look insane over freedom is quite something
ARRGGHH I need to shit but my roommate is using the bathroom
>>33621682You're never coming back to atoga?
Women, has a guy ever leaned in for a kiss when you didn't want to kiss him? How did you react, or how would you if that's never happened to you?
>>33621685why not penetrate her ears too then
>>33621692Pace around.
>>33621690>choosing the possibility of having sexual experiences with individuals that probably look insane over freedom is quite somethingNTA but I've done this before outside of prison. My sexual history is with people who could all conceivably be in Arkham Asylum if they were in the world of Batman.
>>33621692Do you guys have a cat or dog? Take a shit in the apartment and blame it on then
>>33621698I'm always surprised when I hear that no one on /atoga/, woman or man, has ever had their sexual partner penetrate their ear holes or nostrils? Why are those holes off-limits versus the anus, mouth, and vajagoogoo? (Or foreskin if you're into space docking).
>>33621665why, what are you offering? :P
>>33621696turned my head, ended all contacts and walked away
>>33621695Probably, yeah.
>>33621705You must sign away your soul to me in exchange for rock and roll stardom and a life full of constant sex.
>>33621698Is obviously not in the goldilocks orifice size and that would make my caveman brain tingle. Its also has no give.
>>33621672Are you the femanon with a latina ex?
>>33621710I bet if a man had a really teeny tiny pecker he could fuck and jizz inside a woman's ears and nostrils (or a man's if that's what he's into). There could be an entire porn subgenre about it, if there isn't already.
>>33621705nothing, you sound too homosexual
We keeping y'all bitches as forever girlfriends. Rings and wedding ceremonies are for loyal tradwives, not you divorce raping hoes.
>>33621708I don't think I know you, but that's still a bit sad to hear.
>>33621709you had me at rock. but who am i constantly fucking? o-or am i being constantly fucked?
>>33621720Actually, I’m not keeping some online women on 4chan as anything other than people to talk to when I’m bored. You’re doing too much bro
>>33621660sleep well :)
>>33621710i don't understand the second part, but would you penetrate her ears if they would be big enough?
>>33621711This is correct, although I'm unsure if I'm the same one you encountered.Many latinas out there. Mine was a cute Mexican weeb.
>>33621723>but who am i constantly fucking?Barely-legal groupies with huge knockers who have a poster of you in their bedrooms.
Good night atoga
>>33621497Could any of these things be connected/related?
>sebaceous filaments Do normies know what this is? Or do they think that my nose is covered in disgusting blackheads? It’s really sad that they’ll literally never go away. It kills me
>>33618791I'm backI'm pretty sure she has a bf and is hiding it because she was covering her phone with her hands and I briefly saw her lock screen and there was a dude. She even talked to me about a guy she was talking to online and then prefaced it with 'but he's gay.' The way she seemed so evasive, I didn't wanna confront about it in person and potentially scare her (she's a shortstack and I'm a relatively big dude).
M or FIf you are a product of rape, how did you find out that your conception wasn't consensual? That a bad man put his pee pee in your mommy and traumatically and violently attacked her in order to make you?Did it change how you feel about yourself?
>>33621721Don't worry anon. Bye.
>>33621726Is such a weird hypothetical because I as a man like to penetrate women, women that look like women, if she had ears that could be penetrated by my dick she would look like a woman more like some alien thing. Where would the dick go into? Her brain?
>>33621718Anyone that uses thoses faces is.
>>33621738it's her husbando
>>33621718i'm effectively hetero, technically bi but i have zero romantic interest in guys, and zero desire to fuck outside a relationship. but i can get off to gay things, and i imagine i'm a bit more confortable being feminine than many guys are.
>>33621745*she wouldn't look like a woman
>>33621745where does your dick go when you do anal
>>33621675MPrison food sucks so that's why.
I was just reading this psycho thriller novel about a woman who imagines Tom Cruise as her husbando. Is that where the femanon in /atoga/ who was LARPing about being an unhinged Tom Cruise stan got the idea?
>>33621731pass, i'll marry a certainly-legal girl who i can than show off on stage before each show instead>>33621746"those faces" are called emoticons; retard.
>>33621750Jam it up your poop chute, you know whyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lJgFGML12g
>>33621748heterosexual girls are not really into moustaches or soul patches, if anything they're just trying to be kind. I got this source from the scientists
>>33621527Eh. Women like guys with veiny arms
>>33621758Soul patches make me think of religious youth group counselors, English teachers, and YouTubers who try to groom teenage girls into fucking them.
>>33621735They know, they probably once in a while browse this site and think we're weirdos when in fact they're assholes
Both genders How exactly do you make a romantic move on a friend? >just ask them outBut, we "go out" all the time. Sometimes alone too. Idk what else to do.
>>33621764>No, you see, the nerds who drill peep holes in the women's dorms so they can get off to watching them undress are actually THE GOOD GUYS, it's the normie jocks who are bad!
>>33621766Ask them out in a more date-coded way, or if you're not comfortable with date-coded, actually use the word date.
>>33621730>I'm unsure if I'm the same one you encountered.>Many latinas out thereTrue. I ask because I recall a femanon saying something about her bf starting to follow latinas on social media, or checking them out irl, (don't remember exactly), and that it was concerning because her ex was a curvy latina woman, and many of these women resembled her.
>>33621741Be well.
>>33621758idk whether i like feeling whimsical more or heterosexual female attention and companionship more, i'm not joking and the friction between these two things causes me distress. it might not matter though because i leave my house once a week and talk to no one.if no het women can get on the same page as me...then i suppose that means i represent a new dimension of sexuality. how cool is that?
>>33621766M, you have to say "date". Like,>Hey Paige, seems like we get along, do you wanna try going on a date?
>>33621430Yeah, but the sheer hotness of it drives me crazy.
>>33621775anon must be some kind of nordic gnome
>>33621779What's the best position for it?
>>33621359Thanks
>>33621767The jocks have their own issues. With peanut oil and masseuses, sometimes.
>>33621771Oh no, not me. My bf knows better than to follow insta models, partly why I thought the porn thing would be intuitive. And my ex was more Native/"Asian" looking, including body type.Does seem like that anon's bf may be getting off to the idea of that though.
>>33621750Youre not making any sense. How is that comparable?
>>33621687Why didn't you fuck?
>>33621790because you shouldn't put your dick in those places, the scientists said so
>>33621787>The jocks have their own issues. With peanut oil and masseuses, sometimes.They're hot though
>>33621794agree
>>33621794Yeah, that's why every zoomer guy is going to the gym. Damn gyms are always full now. I miss getting to just pick any time of day and have the place to myself
>>33621793stop being so reddit
>>33621785My partner was shorter, so I’d fuck her against/into the wall, which required me to squat and go under her. Pretty hot. Thinking about the water going down her tits while she stroked me is a great memory
>>33621798go penetrate some butts
>>33621797At least they're not buying the "just be lean" cope anymore.
>>33621781lmao i unironically thought about getting a gnome hat to wear in public before. its been fun with the clown nose. you're worried about the moustache and soul patch (given what i wear and how tall i am, it's more cowboy vibes than i'm just a silly flamboyant boi~ vibes btw but thats just my opinion) and what the hetties think of that, but i'm more worried about whether or not she'd cope if i brought the gnome hat to the date
S P L A PMOL
>>33621804i wouldn't want a gnome hat bf
>>33621777Isn't every instance of hanging out a date though? Like if we go to a movie, or restaurant, or hiking, what we call it doesn't stop us from making out or whatever
>>33621808why not
I used to be 235 pounds, and now I'm 225 pounds. Still fat but I'm making progress. That's not fat enough to have loose skin when I'm in shape, is it?
>>33621815I don't want competition, I don't want every woman we see trying to steal him away from me.
>>33621268>do you guys like mma?I'm a casual fan. I'll occasionally catch one of the bigger male fights. But I mostly watch women's MMA. I like to admire the jacked women being badass :3
>>33621268I like pro wrestling which is kind of related in some ways
Men have you ever scratched an itch behind your balls?
>>33621810The days when you could spontaneously turn a platonic hangout into a date are long gone, anon. We're not baby boomers, unfortunately.The kind of girls we date (engineers and shit) want to do a lot of planning and thinking before saying "yes" and going on an actual date, and also they need the opportunity to reject you if you're ugly. So, you gotta ask in advance.
>>33621823Duh?
>>33621815same reason why i would never approach a man with facial hair
What time do the women finish having sex? The board is slow af
>>33621826not a fan of mustache rides?
Do men think A cup women are flat chested? We have a little tiny bit of tits there it’s not like we’re totally flat
>>33621818what's wrong with a little competition? you think i'd abandon you?>>33621826poured a little too much boring into your coffee this morning, presumably?
>>33621829what the hell does that meanwrestling is ok
>>33621835Can I give you a mustache ride to demonstrate?
>>33621174Would you date a woman with only one breast?
>>33621836No i don't like the sound of it at all>>33621831I don't like coffee and i know you wouldn't want to kiss lips surrounded by facial hair either
>>33621838Yes, and I would sign us up for archery classes.
Why do people always say they want an intelligent partner when most people can barely stand being around people more than 1 standard deviation higher IQ than themselves? Is it just cope where most people overestimate their own intelligence? Or is it just that when they say they want an "intelligent" partner they just mean a partner who isn't much dumber than themself?
>>33621830Yeah it's fine. I like small boobs as much as big ones.
>>33621841i wouldn't make you kiss my gnome hat though!!
>>33621846Small != flat
>>33621845I am very intelligent so I'd like a girl who is about on my level in that department.
>OP is 50 dead men.>All the girls are rightly disgusted and don't want to participate in the thread.>The thread becomes nothing but schizophrenic religious retards arguing.Wow, great thread, mods.
>>33621845I have a genius friend who's a lot smarter than me and I only feel insecure during Scrabble matches. I would be fine with a wife who's a lot smarter than me unless she memorizes the Scrabble dictionary too.
>>33621447MDespite it all, I think 4chan is a better place than a lot of the internet. I feel more at home posting and being called a faggot and having whatever I'm saying dissected and argued against, than I do getting banned or censored or downvoted to oblivion anywhere else. Your ideas stand on their own and I like that.And I'll say this. 4chan is the only place where I routinely see somebody saying bullshit, being proven wrong, and then actually owning up. "Sorry about that, my bad anon."
>>33621845People say a lot of aspirational things to avoid admitting they want a hot or rich partner
>>33621854>religious?
>>33621828>What time do the women finish having sex?I didn't have sex. I was working on my fiancée's car.>>33621817>That's not fat enough to have loose skin when I'm in shape, is it?It depends on your skin, genetics, and how progressively you both gained and lost the weight. I'm proud of you for taking control of your health, anon.>>33621696>Women, has a guy ever leaned in for a kiss when you didn't want to kiss him? Yes, several times.>How did you react, or how would you if that's never happened to you?The first time it happened, I hit the boy in the face.>>33621675>Do you think gays of either sex would actually enjoy prison because of all the free gay sex and love-handling they get from the other inmates? FNo, and I hate this narrative. For one, you're robbed of your rights. No sex in the world is worth that. Secondly, rape is not about sex, it's about power. And it isn't pleasant regardless of what gender or sexuality you are. A gay person could thrive in prison because they would have an easier time selling themselves, but you're still in prison.>>33621845>Is it just cope where most people overestimate their own intelligence? Or is it just that when they say they want an "intelligent" partner they just mean a partner who isn't much dumber than themself?Yes to both. People think they are intelligent and want someone that is on their level. But most people are dumb.
What if we all went out rn like all the foids? Do you think we would see them?
>>33621845i am a high iq boy, i just like having women that can keep up with my line of thinking
>>33621845>Or is it just that when they say they want an "intelligent" partner they just mean a partner who isn't much dumber than themself?Bingo. There is NOTHING worse than being with a complete idiot. You can't talk to them about anything.
>>33621854i've missed the religious retards
>>33621854I know right..?
>>33621863>It depends on your skin, genetics, and how progressively you both gained and lost the weight.What can I do to mitigate it?
>>33621823Yes
What happened in here?
>>33621830Yes. Im retarded about boob sizes I just look and go awoooo internally.
Femanons what are you doing, besides lurking/posting on 4c?I ask, because Women usually multitask a lot/very well. And no, I don’t mean this in any passive aggressive way.
>>33621838Sure I guess
>>33621883what are you multitasking
>>33621880> Be Me> See snow beauty> Awooooga2My reptilian part of brain is gonna get me bonked on the head.
It's pretty late and I'm kinda beat from this week. Should I pass out or clean up and try to mingle with strangers?
>>33621883Watching the ending of a show
>>33621876I farted.
>>33621874>What can I do to mitigate it?Don't lose weight too quickly, build muscle to fill out, and stay constantly hydrated. To see if I missed anything, I googled it and it said these three things in this very order. I might be an AI.>>33621883>Femanons what are you doing, besides lurking/posting on 4c?Listening to an audio book and prepping ingredients for cooking this weekend.
>>33621887M (OP)I am just cleaning my room.Thinking of what to sell on FB marketplace.
>>33621571Feel sad that he was retarded.
goth girls are out getting their cheeks clapped by chadletanon, who's clapping YOUR cheeks tonight?
>>33621571You're in the closet homosexual stop giving people stds
>>33621895>prepping ingredients for cooking this weekendyou must be so hot holy fuck...
>>33621892Sleep is always more important.Your heart and brain will thank you.
>>33621900MThe cool air in my room.
>>33621900i am about to spend two hours with myself alone and zooted, melting my brain via prostate. see ya, faggots!
Women, have you ever made a guy cum without touching his penis
>>33621883You know exactly what I am doing currently.
>>33621895Is the meal for yourself or?
>>33621911stfu retard
men have you ever made a girl wet
>>33621913Yes, but besides shitposting, lulz.Wait.. are you listening to Charlie again?
>>33621919Possibly once
>>33621447MI have soured on this place. Dunno why I keep coming back.
>>33621919No.Im invisible to all Women.
>>33621919yes! involved a gnome hat, of all things.
>>33621919I've made probably 10-12 women cum.
>>33621925MSame. But I think JUST coming to ATOGA only has made me less bitter.
>>33621845I mostly enjoy the eloquent speaking intelligence dudes because they know how to have nice conversations and write nice things. I do not enjoy mega autistics that have an information fixation and if you don't know anything about their shit they talk over you, or call you stupid, or exclude you from asking other questions about it.
>>33621893Binge watching, or have you been keeping up to date?
>>33621928how
>>33621929Really I mostly hate these people and only come here when I'm completely trashed and not ready to sleep yet these days.
>>33621931True… true.
>>33621919Yes, just kissed her and had my arms around her for a long time and just wait.
>>33621934I'm actually quite handsome, charming, and muscular.
>>33621933Both
>>33621938Oh…
klonoa and haagen dazs
I do magic tricks but I've heard girls think magic tricks are lame.
>>33621945I love klonoa!!
What makes women sexually attracted to men? Which ones are universal and which ones are specific to the woman I'm 5'6" but with a decent face, so trying to see what I can do to actually make women attracted to me.
>>33621863>I hit the boy in the faceFor leaning in for a kiss?Every time you post, I find another reason to dislike you.
>>33621951Bro everyone thinks magic tricks are lame except kids and drunk people.
>>33621447mi am not super old, not super young. been on the internet for over two decades, shit has changed a LOT, and not for the better. chan culture has changed, but it's also stayed the same in a lot of ways. it is a remnant of a time long dead, and is a digital home of sorts.the reason why you find 4chan demoralizing and disillusioning is because you came here after old internet culture fell apart. allow me to introduce you to a long lost value: the internet is not serious business.
>>33621951Depends. Card tricks, probably just too vanilla.Women prefer mysticism and astrology… and energy crystals, lol.
>>33621919At least two in person, and several more via text.
>>33621902>you must be so hot holy fuck...No, I have air conditioning.>>33621900>anon, who's clapping YOUR cheeks tonight?My fiancée, hopefully. I fixed her car and would appreciate a show of gratitude.>>33621914>Is the meal for yourself or?My fiancée and I. I've got pizza dough, crepe batter, all the ingredients to make my birria, a whole chicken soaking in spiced buttermilk, and bowls of chopped vegetables and fruit.>>33621957>For leaning in for a kiss?I was 12 and sleeping on the bus. I felt the seat shift and saw a chubby Mexican boy leaning over trying to kiss me. What would be your gut reaction in that instance?
>>33621955A lot of shit related to strength and dominance, which is too complicated and situational to get into, but long story short, just do shit that makes you look good in womens' eyes. That stuff is almost 100% universal
>>33621958That's not true. Slight of hand is awesome. Sometimes magic tricks can be funny, sometimes they're mysterious. I think it's just a cool art form.
>>33621941what is your facial and body hair situation
>>33621945This but Sonic Adventure and chili
>>33621447If it wasn't for this, I'd be stuck only talking to normies and feeling like the only crazy person on a planet of NPCs. It's nice to talk to fellow nutjobs who also struggle to act human and cope with the modern world.
>>33621952Me too! :o>>33621951Eh, you'll get mixed reactions. I only know 3 tricks but if you do them spontaneously instead of announcing it and making the trick a big deal, you'll get good reactions, at least in my experience.
>>33621962Women absolutely do NOT prefer mysticism, i've not once ever seen a girl attracted to my mystical beliefs
>>33621969El zilcho. I have no chest hair and have never been able to grow a beard. I have a babyface though.
WomenWhat went wrong in your last relationship?
>>33621966Pizza… the universally loved meal.Hell yeah.
>>33621922Yeah
My all time favorite prank is to start speaking Dutch to drunk people. It always throws them off in a way Spanish, Russian, Arabic don't.
>>33621987devilish
>>33621979good keep going
>>33621980No.
>>33621976Are you sure?I thought yoga enjoyers are like that?Maybe I am mixing Mysticism up with like… Witchcraft, Fables, or something, lmao.
>>33621986Well, at least you’re consistent and honest.
>>33621975>Me too! :oI 100% the first game last year and beat the super hard secret level also the ending always makes me sad :(
A cute woman hugged me today (unprompted), and instead of simply appreciating the kind gesture, my mind immediately fixated on how amazing her boobs felt squished against me (she's rather busty). No, I didn't get hard, or attempt to prolong the hug. But I still wish I could be more of a gentleman about such things. Can anyone here relate?
>>33621991if you had dated me instead we would be married by now
>>33621988>>33621988>>33621988New thread with less autistic OP.Look at me.I am the captain now.
>>33621999If we didn't feel such strong sexual urges for womens' bodies the species would already be extinct
>>33621991Cool thanks for sharing
>>33621993they like pretty crystals and silly rituals, they don't like reading scripture, meditating on koans, listening to the voices from between, or the way a man become untethered when he gets properly clued in.
>>33622002We probably wouldn't be. I have extremely high standards for going along with a legal monogamy contract.
>>33622002do it then
>>33622010>reading scripture, meditating on koans, listening to the voices from between, or the way a man become untethered when he gets properly clued in.Sounds like some fag shit
>>33621980>What went wrong in your last relationship?He refused to mature and made disparaging remarks about certain marginalized groups that I happen to belong to. Being told you're the exception isn't the compliment some people think it is.
>>33622010Ah. Makes sense.
>>33622021it is okay. i have found better companionship in the stars than i have with women. women have been replaced for me
>>33622026Smart gal.And I mean that honestly.
>>33622002>>33622018Now kiss
>>33621997oh that's funny, I 100% it for the first time last year too>the ending always makes me sad :(yeah :( I lost my grandma who I was really close with, lived with and was taking care of around the same time and the ending of the first game had me bawling lol
>>33622038*mwah*
Women, how many bfs have you had?What made you keep wanting to see them after the first date?
>>33621830From what women have told me the number relates more to the actual volume than the letterFor example a 38A is definitely not flat
How much of a red flag is not having social media?This chick I was talking to got weird about it like I think she thought I was lying but I genuinely hate that shitI also want to get a flip phone
Femanons, outfit status?
>>33622064The number = how fat the girl isThe letter = how much they stick out on top of her fat
>>33622070velour track suit that dsyd 'juicy' across the butt but i look like carl from aquateen.
>>33622056wait no you're a man aren't you?
>>33622070vintage midthigh blue tight double plaid skirt with gradated 4" slit and tight breathble 'kim possible-esque' turtule neck log sleeve crop top and white nike socks and white platform sneakers topped with thin tain weather breaker in 3xl swollowikg me whole. big glases cuz im lit blind af
>>33621955Glenn Danzig was shorter than you and women went berserk for him in his prime
>>33622075only in my heart
>>33622078NTA.Damn, im barely taller than him. But he has/had good looks and skill.
>>33622077>>33622074Hi
>>33622086This is the static age we live in, breathe in.
Should I talk to my therapist about my sexual/social frustrations? I've been seeing her for seven months but we haven't talked about anything substantial.I feel really sexually inferior due to my virginity and it's driving me to suicide, but I don't know if I can tell her that because 1.) oh no ur suicidal off to the hospital with yewand 2.) im not a sex therapist im sorry this is inapropro
>>33622091>Should I talk to my therapist about my sexual/social frustrations?Yes
>>33622088the moon is beautiful tonight
>>33622091Man, you need to switch therapists, then tell the new therapist about that.Seriously, that woman's been taking your money for 7 months and can't manage to gain your trust yet? Get another therapist.
So the mods get all autistic if I post memes but ya'll are fine with literally dozens of corpses on the front page.Gay, jannies.
>>33622033>Smart gal.Thank you>>33622070>Femanons, outfit status?Dolphin shorts and t-shirt
>>33622105Sounds cute
>>33622104I got a warning for posting in German. It was a south park quote.
>>33622077Damn, you sound pretty as hell.
>>33622113>GermanStupid language only good for flipping out on people
I suggest femanons open wide
Hi femanon, I'm your stalker. I love looking in your window at night. God you look so good in those panties.
>>33622094
>>33622075ehh fuck it *mwah*
>>33622125youre not. dont lie.
>>33622131whoops this was meant for >>33622080
>>33622143He’s underneath your bed, drawing pictures of unicorns.
>>33621747idk but she doesn't have any brothersI talked to some bros and they said I shouldn't ask since we're just talking and hanging out as friends right now. And that there's no reason for me to ask yet nor anything for me to gain beyond coming off as clingy. I guess they're not wrong.
The femanons still haven't returned...
>>33622177Beauty sleep phase.It’s the twilight period of AyyTooGah.
Men of /atoga/, which of these two girls would you marry? Assume both are virgins and sex isn't immediately on the table.>A>She looks like the girl of your dreams with a 10/10 face and your ideal bodily proportions/figure. She draws attention wherever she goes and you'll be the envy of every guy who sees you two together in public. She's well-educated and street smart, a complete social buitterfly, and has a slew of skills and talents. She shows signs of both romantic and physical/sexual interest in you, but you'll have to put in a lot of effort to be more than just friends. Your children are guaranteed to be attractive and talented assuming you aren't the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Her hobbies and interests are the complete opposite of yours and will only show willingness to acclimate to yours after you've proven yourself. She doesn't come from money and won't settle for anything less than a successful man who she can be the power couple of the town with.or>B>An average, maybe even below-average girl with a homely complexion. She's not conventionally attractive, but she isn't ugly either. She's chubby to the point where she's bordering obesity. Though she's on weight loss medication like Ozempic and acknowledges she's overweight, she's not exactly putting in the effort to work out. Without the fat, you could see her going up to as high as maybe a 7/10. As for her personality, you and her have immediate chemistry. She's genuinely kind, considerate, and a complete riot with her sense of humor. You find her easy to talk to and there's never any pressure to be anyone else other than yourself. It's blatantly obvious how into you she is- she wants to see you as often as possible, but knows to give you space when you need it. Her family is wealthy and she's always either paying for her own stuff/splitting the bill and never expects you to get her anything. You two share a great deal of hobbies and she wants to know more about what you love to do/watch/play/etc.
>>33622217tl;drB
>>33622217Both sound like they'd be grating to deal with longterm.
women stop it with the "talking with your eyes" thing with the :| face you look dumb and stuck at age 16 I know you've seen it in 1.5 million tiktoks you've scrolled through until your brain leaked out your nose but you still have it in you to evolve beyond copying the last ethot you saw when you still had braincells. I believe.
>>33622217Easily B.
>>33622217B no question, but I wish she wouldn't use Ozempic and I'd want to pay for our dates even if she has money. Also, if she does end up getting really fat, it's going to make the relationship difficult and will probably lead to us breaking up/divorcing. Also, if she doesn't want kids, it's not going to work.
>>33622217BOzempic use is a bit of a red flag, but feeling like you need to perform for someone (A) is not healthy, it would eat me up. Also if she's a 10, I would never quite compare to what she's used to, and that would suck.I know I'm supposed to say A, that's the nietzschean Chad option or whatever, but I've tried a relationship like that before where you are the lesser reaching up, and it never feels like home with her.
>>33621289She's very cool :)
men, just letting you know, if you want charisma, go to war.all of the guys ive seen whove seen shit during the bush wars have one similarity:nihilism. like the actual kind. nothing bothers them.whether its the tired nothing bothers them, or the endless happiness nothing bothers them, they arent stuckup. unlike i.e a lot of 4channers that are so focused on things being 'just' and 'fair', well broken in war veterans dont care about concepts like being stuck up or caring about concepts that aren't pure utility.
Men Is it bad that I'm boring?
That other thread got deleted because it was so horrible, right?
mods woke up
Wow
It's over, our thread won
>>33622315Based!
>>33622314Aw but I was just about to learn what a man cave is
>>33622311I like boring girls
>>33622322In that anon's case, it means his childhood bedroom that has a desk and tv in it.
>>33622311Why do you think you're boring?>>33622322It's his anus, anon
>>33622311No. It's probably a good thing, as long as it doesn't mean you can't express yourself.
>>33622310You're Rhodesian?
>>33622311All women are boring
>>33622327no im american military. ive seen pic related time and time again. hardship cracks one's ego into little pieces, and it enables such good charisma.
>>33621999>A cute woman hugged me today (unprompted), and instead of simply appreciating the kind gesture, my mind immediately fixated on how amazing her boobs felt squished against me (she's rather busty). No, I didn't get hard, or attempt to prolong the hug. But I still wish I could be more of a gentleman about such things. Can anyone here relate?Stop being uptight
>>33622323What do you like about them?>>33622325>Why do you think you're boring?I don't ever do anything risky or embarrassing
>>33622327kek i just realized why youre asking. i was referring to the war on terror.
>>33622331Which bush war were you referring to?
>>33622337>>33622339Oh, George Bush's war. Lol.
>>33622322I said, before the thread was deleted:It is a personal space for the Man in the house. Usually a customized office or basement for gaming, movie theatre or hangout for poker/pool.Women like to poke fun of us and say we hibernate there like bears or something.
>>33622339That's another term for the great emu war that Australia lost.
Why did I ever let my mom talk me into going back to college? This shit sucks.
the best feeling ever is realizing why it would have never worked with an ex. It finally clicked and I am thankful to the universe and GOD that things broke apart with that “ex”
>>33621229M-Me?
>>33622344>>33622322 And the game i am trying to play is called Die Young. It’s like a Dying Light B tier game, but without zombies.
>>33622348>>33622350Why are we reposting non questions from the nuked thread?
>>33622350Its a horrible feeling for me because the feelings and everything were there and I like loving someone but I can't force them to live a life they don't want I miss him
>>33622070Salmon pink straight pants with suspenders. White long sleeved shirt. Hair in short braided pigtails. Full makeup. Round glassesTips to other women; if you wear masculine, contrast with feminine
Women whats your pre-sleep ritual?
>>33622357Shad up, AI spammer.
>>33622357Sounds cute
women do you do this irl?
>>33622348Did you even read my answer in the other thread?HOW RUDE!
>>33622344Ah.. Are women allowed? And if you both play vidya and stuff you’ll both be in the basement all the time?
>>33622358First I brush my teeth then I shower and wash my face Then I do skincareThen I do my hairThen I put my pajamas onThen I drink somewater and watch youtube until I'm asleep
>>33622335>I don't ever do anything risky or embarrassingMost people don't lol. What is it that bothers you about be boring? Do you feel unfulfilled with whatever it is you spend your time doing or are you more concerned about other people perception of you?
>>33622369me being a guy who works extra long hours:melatoninshitbrush teeth whilst showeringpat dryskincareput on clothes for tomorrows workday
>>33622360No. My English is not the best, typing it out and see how close I get with the picture helps a lot>>33622361Thank you
>>33622369>Then I put my pajamas onpeople actually wear pajamas irl??
>>33622368Yeah, of course. But usually it’s a place for “the boyz” to have their moment away from wife/kids for a few hours. Usually, anyways.It’s not just gaming though. Some guys are really creative and make room/basement that look like something that an entire house could be.
"Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all"people that say this need to be shot in the back of the head now that've experienced love and lost it I'm more miserable than ever
>>33622371No I love being boring but apparently people hate that
>>33622358Brush teef Wash facce Take off pantsPeeTake glass of water to bedTake lavender oil and histamine blockers Lay in my bed scrool on my phone until I pass out, sometimes if scrolling on my phone makes me horny I masturbate before falling asleep
>>33622377Wdym
>>33622375LULZ…Whatever you say, smol.
>>33622382>sometimes if scrolling on my phone makes me horny I masturbate before falling asleepdont you have to pee again after that?
>>33622380just learn to enthusiastically ask about the other person then work off of whatever they mention. like if they go 'yeah i bought a new tshirt today' just keep talking about fucking tshirt designs or decaling or whatever the fuck. you dont have to like what you talk about. if he says he had a drink yesterday list all of your experiences with getting shitfaced. if he says he paid his car insurance describe all your driving stories.
>>33622335>What do you like about them?We can actually relax, I don't have to worry about her getting hurt, we can spend more time together than in groups, lots of reasons.
women how often do you masturbate?also 2nd question... tomboys, how often do you masturbate?
>>33622382Damn gurl, you don’t change your panties?
>>33622387Nah
>>33622378Okay. It makes sense to me. I have a room dedicated to clothes, makeup and streaming, so I have a woman cave?
>>33622392Sometimes multiple times a day, sometimes only once a month
>>33622392Around once every two or three weeks.
>>33622377Women look cute in pajamas
>>33622385i dont think i know anyone that actually wears pajamas to sleep.
>>33622398>>33622399answering 1st or second question?also women, what do you masturbate to? if your imagination, what do you think of? if media, what kind of media?
>>33622393NooIf they get too wet I just take them off and sleep like that
>>33622388I don't get shitfaced and people find that offensive
Women i still haven't gotten over lil peep's death
>>33622402Arre you all just naked?
>>33622406okay it can be anything else are you not picking up whati m saying dudealso stop hating people. this is your first issue. assume the best of most people.
>>33622382>kinda hoping it's one of those nights
>>33622403FirstBut I guess it depends on what you define as tomboy >what do you masturbate to?Varies a lot, imagination, porn, talking about lewd stuff online>if your imagination, what do you think of?Whatever turned me on and gets me off in that moment >if media, what kind of media?Porn or pics/vids I got sent
>>33622392Every day, not tomboy
>>33622397Yeah, I don’t see why not.My Man Cave is not elaborate though, what I want to include is too expensive.
>>33622407Get a face tat>>33622412It might be
Do women masturbate more or less when in a relationship?
>>33622392>>33622403You should've asked how often they masturbate tomboys.
>>33622404*wipes forehead*Oh.
>>33622411I don't hate people but yea I think I try to hard for them to like me
>>33622419I masturbate more when I have a guy to be lewd with, my horny is very much reactive
>>33622415NTA. Have you already had your daily?
>>33622380What do you spend all of your time doing?
>>33622423Das rite
>>33622416Like what??
>>33622409>Shower before bed>Put on regular home clothes>Sleep in regular home clothes. Maybe take off pants>Wake up>Change clothes to go to school/work>Come home>Put back on regular home clothes until its time to shower againThats how i've always known
>>33622429I do my hobbies and a lot of self maintenance, I like to sleep early, exercise, eat well and take supplements, drink water, not do anything exhilerating
>>33622434My pajamas are just old big clothes and special sleep shorts but I do have some pajama sets when I want to be fancy
Femanons, has /atoga/ ever made you horny enough to masturbate?
>>33622428No I won’t until late tonight
>>33622439Probably
>>33622439yea
>>33622439Haha no
>>33622425okay girls i take it you do masturbate basically as often as men.makes sense. because yesterday a girl colleague basically locked eyes with me for a while then went out of her way to find me in the morning. i cant imagine that occurring other than her maybe masturbating about me lmao. im so narcissistic.
Women, do you agree?
>>33622432Well, a bar would be nice (wayyy too expensive).A professional poker table. And some high end speakers for the movies/gaming stuff.Maybe some ambient lighting system and comfier chairs/couches…If I had a GF/Wife, maybe a massage chair for aches and pains.
>>33622414Who sends you lewd stuff?
>>33622445>>33622446>>33622448All three possible answers
>>33622452Yes
Once you reach norwood 2 hairline as a man you're no longer allowed to be sexually submissive, I'm sorry but your twink era is over.
>>33622454discord groomers
>>33622403>answering 1st or second question?1st question.>what do you masturbate to?Usually imagination.>if your imagination, what do you think of?Some guy going at it on me.
>>33622448>>33622446>>33622445Sisterhood moment!
>>33622441Have fun!
Should i take a job where i would probably have to commute about 1 hour away everyday?
>>33622457Being bald and trying to be dominant is even worseJust shave it off and wear a wig baby girl
>>33622462Sure, commute can be comfy
>>33622446Do you remember what it was?
>>33622453That sounds amazing, kinda like a sport lounge. I would be there all the time playing vidya and watch baseball on the big screen. Future gf/wife will be happy I’m sure
>>33622459NTA. What's your favourite position to imagine yourself in?
women are you jaded about men?
>>33622471You got the right idea.
>>33622474No
How many atoga anons and femanons have passed away?
Since we're horny posting.Women, have you ever used a Strapon?
>>33622478How tf would we know brianlet
>>33622481Yes, but only once
>>33622368The boomer and gen x stereotype is that it's a completely off limits area for their nagging wife.Doesn't really apply anymore because a lot of women these days actually like sports, games and nerdy hobbies.
>>33622478I think people who aren't super old or young have about a 1% chance of dying per year.
>>33622484Was it not your cup of tea?
>>33622484.. on a Femanon right?
I spend an embarrassing amount of time thinking about some anons from here.
>>33622492Just never got to it again and at some point I threw it out
>>33622493No>>33622494Which ones?
>>33622375>My English is not the best, typing it out and see how close I get with the picture helps a lotYou did great btw.
Women what are you trying to get better at?
>>33622498Being hot
>>33622496>Which ones?My secret crush.
>>33622435Maybe the way you talk about your hobbies or really anything you do could use some improvement. Learn to tell stories and make the most mundane thing seem slightly less boring. I had a similar issue as you a long time ago but I became more conscious of the way I would speak and over time, I was able to improve myself and come off as less "boring". The saying "it's not what you say but how you say it" is very real
>>33622496
>>33622494>*gangbangs you*
>>33622501Spit it out
>>33622506I have decided against it after seeing >>33622505
>>33622482>brianletKek.
>>33622504That's it, bend over
>>33622510Oops. In my defense, you said anons plural.
>>33622481No, I would though.
>>33622511Brian is my secret thread crush
>>33622496Lucky dude honestly>>33622517
Girls are like>Let me ruin your lifeI dont want that :(I want a girl thats nice to me
>>33622488Oh wow, that’s very sad.
>>33622517You should be besties with the Chadlet Stacy
>>33622521weak *spits*>>33622520he is done for
>>33622488All women need to do now is drop awful TV shows like Big Bang Theory and there might be total harmony among both genders.
>>33622517>Brian>The DogYou just know?
>>33622512Dem’s fightin words, lil missy!
>>33622523no thanks, she is weird
>>33622497Thank you! I’ve been watching South Park hehe~
>>33622524>*spits*In a degrading way or a loving way?
>>33622529and I will win>>33622528no, shoo with your icky fetish
>>33622498Making time for dating
>>33622534both
>>33622488This, I forgot to mention originally.Thanks, Anon.Oh, I forgot, people do board games now, and even elaborate dungeons and dragons. Hollywood celebs started jumping on this.
>>33622524>he is done forYou only used it once because you completely destroyed him?Still lucky honestly.
>>33622531Don't lube Satan's butthole.
Women would you enjoy sitting there?
>>33622516NTA.I kinda want to be pegged. I don't think I could ever bring it up though.
>>33622550>the cuckqueen chair
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33622310>the endless happiness nothing bothers themI love when I get into this mode. Managed to get to it (part-time) just by having me and my life pushing my shit in.
>>33622550MHey! That's my spot. You can't just offer it to someone else!
>>33622551Sorry in my mind strap-on is for women. I wouldn’t want to do it to a guy
>Femanons are backSo how was the sex?
>>33622558Meh, I don't blame you.
>>33622558Would you use it to double team a girl with a guy?
>>33622542yes, we were too lazy to use toys after that, so I just used my fingersI should do it again
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>>33622566do not redeem it!
Girls: Feelings on anal toys? Gf is curious to try and I don't know about it. She wants me to get something and has mentioned beads, so I was wondering about that or a plug.
>>33622566Not today (or ever), Mr. FBI.
Some nigga said "Do not redeem it"
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>>33622564You can reach the prostate with fingers? Huh, the more you know.
>>33622575>>33622566Don’t DEW It!
>>33622577*puts on insanely long fake nails*
>>33622563>Would you use it to double team a girl with a guy?MThat's a huge fantasy of mine. Inflict bi panic on a woman.
>>33622521god I want a girl that would ruin my life desu
>>33622575I actually LOL'd
>>33622573>was on a interview panel once>snuck in a question like "what is your most redeeming feature when in a stressful situation?">nobody got it nor did the Indian we were interviewing>smiled throughout and he thought he was doing well, but i was just trying to stop myself laughing
>>33622560>So how was the sex?Unfortunately, it was not in the cards. I had to rub one out by myself.>>33622550>Women would you enjoy sitting there?Literally? No. Metaphorically? Yes.>>33622481>Women, have you ever used a Strapon?A couple of times a week, actually.>>33622439>Femanons, has /atoga/ ever made you horny enough to masturbate?Yes. Especially when porn sharing.
>>33622580Ahh, that made me squirm irl.
>>33622584You British?
Some nigga is squirming in chat
Girls: A girl I'm seeing is really into me just cumming on the outside of her pussy and then she just plays with it. Is this something common?
eating a donut is like having a ruined orgasm
>>33622583girls can't be funny my asssssss
>>33622585>Literally? No. Metaphorically? Yes.What do you mean?
>>33622572>>33622579Why are you guys scared of binary?
>>33622584how did they manage to stay so ugly as a race?
>>33622594Yes, why?
Dont worry anons, your secrets are safe, for now.... Goodnight.
>>33622585>I had to rub one out by myself.Shame.>Yes. Especially when porn sharing.Your recs have always been bangers, ngl.
>>33622590aren't you such a good boy
Euro Femanons are actually engaging in conversation.
Is it gay if i squeeze my own ass and pretend i'm squeezing a girl's ass?
>>33622597SureWhy does it bother you? >>33622604Tell me my secrets
>>33622608corretamente
>>33622604*smacks your cock*
>>33622610>Why does it bother you? It doesn't, I love it, I just wanted to know if that's something women are into usually.
god I want a woman to pin me down and forcefully against my will peg me hard until I stop struggling because I realize it actually feels really good
>>33622585Seriously, why do you post here?
>>33622590>>33622596I don't no why I said irl when I can't actually squirm in a thread. I guess I've been playing too many MMOs.
>>33622609who cares
>>33622609>identify as the squeezeeworse, agp>identify as the squeezerstill pretty bad, loser
>>33622602I honestly don't know, I guess that's just genetics. A lot of people in Africa and parts of the ME also still look really ugly and hairy.
>>33622550I feel like this is a setup
>>33622611hola!
>>33622601They're lgbt
>>33622615no, just the fun ones >>33622617cute
>>33622610Your evil, the end. Can I go now?
>>33622625kek
>>33622563Yes I would, I’m up for most things
>>33622609As a teen, I used to kiss my arm pretending it was a girl :(
>>33622624I was merely pretending to not be white
>>33622614I don't like your secual harrasment. Specially from you.
>>33622626>no, just the fun ones I'm glad I've got a fun girl. What else are you into then? Now I'd like something other stuff to try out and see if she likes it
koninchi wa mini san. 4chan no Anon desu
>>33622627Sure, bye julian-kun
>>33622570Love them. Start with plug
>>33622611Trinity?
>>33622638I used to watch Miss Hannah Minx
>>33622641who?
>>33622640How's the whole cleaning thing work? Like before and after I mean. Or do we just leave them in throughout and I left her handle things later?
>>33622608Hi anon, is your purpose to become traceable?
Femanons, have you ever made someone really really mad? what did you do?
>>33622620>>33622618
>>33622575>>33622566>8-bit wordsWhat is this, 1973?
>>33622649yesI don't remember
>>33622639It angers me so much that you call me that.
>>33622637I'm sure you two will have some ideas
>>33622652oooo we have Mr. Zuckerberg over hear
>>33622655Not even one suggestion?
>>33622654Why?
>>33622606t-thank you... my bed sheet looks like a tipi now.
women what would happen if i teleported a detached erect penis into your vaginal canal right at this very moment?
>>33622658uuuuh, make her suckle on your cock like a binkie when falling asleep isk
>>33622648What?Oh, that’s a generic gif I stole from Google.
>>33622662I would kegel it back out into the toilet
women tell me a scary thing that happened to you
>>33622585>A couple of times a week, actually.Do you swap or have mostly fixed roles?
>>33622663You should've suggested an MFM threesome with his gf
>>33622672do it yourself
>>33622659Because it makes me think your insane for real for calling me awful sounding random name. Also I think your gay, I don't like you.
>>33622647Google how to clean, and communicate with her when to do what
>>33622669someone found my location from a pic I posted on b
>>33622664Nevermind anon. Hehe I was just kidding with you.
>>33622675girls can't be gay
Need a femanon to run her fingers through my hair as I kiss her all over
>>33622677Wait… then why are you still posting on 4c?
>>33622681I like playing with fire
>>33622678S’all good, brev.
>>33622681>4c?
>>33622649Mom found my OF, she was furious until I showed her my bank account
>>33622558What's your type?
>>33622686that was surprisingly funny
>>33622679I always doubted your gender, and even if your are you sound insane and I dont like that. Bye.
>>33622687Lol, based.
>>33622685Goodnight Mr.
>>33622687Ehh post some kind of proof, this is believable ish but I'm not sold yet
Touch your thighs I'm the lonely one
>>33622690lol, there's more than one person calling you that and one of them is a guy, yes
>>33622652pseud
>>33622635que?
>>33622600>What do you mean?Just cuck shit. Don't worry about it.>>33622605>ShameRight?>Your recs have always been bangers, ngl.Thank you. Hmu if you're ever in the market.>>33622618>Seriously, why do you post here?Because I want to.>>33622649>Femanons, have you ever made someone really really mad? what did you do?My dad got mad and smashed a lamp over my head. I still have no idea why he did it. Just alcoholic shit, I guess.>>33622671>Do you swap or have mostly fixed roles?We are both switches. She tends to be more dominant, but we basically take turns topping.
>>33622698donenow what
>>33622694
>>33622626>cuteI thought I was gonna get bombarded by insults
>>33622703Uh, I'm still alone I guessI'm not sure :(
>>33622641That's a good stripper name
>>33622688What do you mean?
>>33622702>My dad got mad and smashed a lamp over my head.is that why you're gay?
>>33622699I've called him Julian as well. I've heard he has OCD, but he seems schizophrenic to me.
>>33622696No. Don’t believe me
>>33622709Lulz.Cannot deny.
>>33622708i'm gonna touch your thigh, lil bro >:(
>>33622698Crush my head with yours.
Atoga is an insane stream of consciousness.I guess I'm adding to it with this post.
>>33622707why? does that make you cum?
>>33622716>>33622717but im not gay :*(
>>33622702I think you told me about dad before, JH?
>>33622456I hate techno. There's something about the timbre of the beat I can't stand.
>>33622718yes>>33622713yes
>>33622473It's usually missionary, sometimes doggy style.
>>33622722Lol, newfag.
>>33622722korra poster is not jh lmao.In fact they hate each other
>>33622723weak *spits*
>>33622699Well, now I see who you are, you are more evil than I thought you were, now I see why you have so many hates. Your abusive and annoying.
>>33622726>It's usually missionarySome things are classic for a reason.
>>33622702Nta. That is Stardew and her Italian wife
>>33622728>>33622727Oh…
>>33622723Weak*pisses*
>>33622311Probably.
>>33622702>Just cuck shit. Don't worry about it.Interesting. Are there female "bulls?"
>>33622733No, keep calling her JHFuck her
>>33622311Wdym?
>>33622730I have no hate but I am annoying and abusive, yesproblem?
>>33622713Then I was right about a male, but I dont know if your trying to confuse me. Please dont call me that.
>>33622310Don't really want to rizz someone who would make a suggestion like that.
>>33622732>That is Stardew and her Italian wifeIs she the lesbian pewdiepie?
>>33622726What do you imagine the guy to look like? Do you only think about penetration or also about foreplay?
>>33622739>nigga doesn't know what the word boring means
>>33622724Your horrible, I thought you were nice, I am disappointed in you.
>>33622741Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
>>33622743Hehe yeah. She’s bi and they have threesome with men and go to bdsm parties.
women thoughts on footsie?
>>33622741NTAsYou write like a sub 80 iq retard.
>>33622719uh maybe...but that wasn't why I was expecting being insulted
>>33622738Are you the guy who got cuckolded by a lesbian?
>>33622753No
>>33622745JayZ!?
women what would you do if your bf lost his weenie?
>>33622217Can't marry A, don't want to marry B.
>>33622754Hm
>>33622740I said haters. Well you know awaits you, but you don't care so not use with you.
>>33622748>bdsm partiesAre they both subs?
>>33621692Lie down and curl up into a ball?>>33621696>how would you if that's never happened to you?I'll probably look at something else and point it out to change the subject or something.
>>33622217Didn't read your long ass rant, but I would marry a girl starting with A.
>>33622747Yes, I have but I knew they couldn't help.
>>33622740>abusiveYou promise? :3
>>33621999M. If she doesn't mind, why should you?
>>33622702>Hmu if you're ever in the market.Not him but I'd like some suggestions
>>33622760Go back to fucking school man, your English is attrocious.
>>33622750Sorry, I suppose.
>>33622765Have you tried an atypical antipsychotic?
>>33621845>Why do people always say they want an intelligent partnerBecause>most people can barely stand being around people more than 1 standard deviation higher IQ than themselves
>>33622770He's mentally ill, bro. Chill.
Femanon, i'll be right back. Can you hold my cock while im gone?
Man's wife and children should always be submissive to him. A lot of the problems today stem from the man not being allowed to control his wife.
>>33622728>In fact they hate each otherSuch is the fate of all mixed women.>>33622732>That is Stardew and her Italian wifeI'm afraid I don't get the reference.>>33622737>Interesting. Are there female "bulls?"In general? Yes. In our relationship? No.Most female bulls are just dykes that look like dudes.>>33622738>Fuck herYou've gotta be at least 5'7 to ride, shortie.>>33622756>women what would you do if your bf lost his weenie?Help him find it. Duh.>>33622768>Not him but I'd like some suggestionsPick your poison (what are you into?)
>>33622740wow wife material
>>33622770I ain't going to say it again, bully for being OCD is enough already.
>>33621845I can see both.Being with somebody who is intelligent and teaches me.Or a bit of a ditz who has other qualities instead.It matters surprisingly little, as long as the sex is great.
>>33622779I'm 6'2" and that wasn't meant in a sexual sense.
>>33622762Last I heard Stardew was wearing latex and had her wife on a leash so at least one is. Idk ask her next time she’s here if she ever comes back
>>33622782Bro, I think you have something more than OCD. That's what I have, and I don't hear voices.
>>33622779>Pick your poison (what are you into?)Petite brunettes and anal
>>33622782>OCDNobody cares.
>>33622784Kek, I figured it was (You)
>>33622787You do, tell me something about it.
>>33621604>fluent in post-ironyWat?
>>33622791I'm not looking for replies. Are you the dyke or some other anon?
>>33622791Do you like him?
>>33622788Jason Luv x Evelyn Claire
>>33622790Okay random.
>>33621506Occasionally.
/atoga/ posters will be sent to the FLOATING PRISON OF ETERNAL ICE.
>>33622795The latter.>>33622796He's funny.
>>33621604Holy crap…. That’s not bad, ashually.
I think the femanons shlicked and went to bed :\
>>33621447MWhere else would I go?
>>33622793About OCD? I'm obsessed with cleanliness for one.
>>33622805I hope they came hard
>>33622779Stop mass reply spamming.
>>33621231Keep dreaming, I guess.
Women are you sensitive irl?
>>33622814NTAIt's less obtrusive than replying to 5 posts individually
>>33622814there is nothing wrong with doing that. Thats the opposite of spam
>>33622217I'm marrying A. I know enough about dating awful girls these days to know that if you're dating an awful woman, the only redeeming thing is if your kids will be tall and have good genes. I guess I don't seriously entertain the idea of a woman actually loving me. I would pick a woman that genuinely loves me first, but some trophy wife, at this point, is probably the best I am seriously going to get on these people's shitty planet, so you know what, I'm picking A.If I'm going to spend the rest of my life loveless and old, I may as well know I made the best choice genetically.
>>33622811WHY are you telling me this?
>>33622784is it bothersome that she gets more pussy than you?
>>33622826No.
>>33622825holy fuck lois, im cumming
>>33622825>WHY are you telling me this?You literally just ask me to >>33622793
Thread sucks now that the namefags arrived
>>33622832there's a single avatarfag you retarded newfaggot
>>33622832i will sodomize you
>>33622832>>33622834Take it easy, brah.
Women do you send clit pics?
Women, could you please explain at length how much better lesbian relationships and sex is?
When will a man ask a good question?
>>33622831Okay, just stop calling me that name it really confuses me. I thought a tranny was out here trying to get me.
>>33622848We're too stupid for that. Right, Tsundere-kun?>FUCK OFFWhoa.
Where do I meet fine vietnamese 5'3+ busty gym rat shyt
Never trust a moid.
>>33622850Ok, Julian.
>>33622848did you have a nice day?
>>33622784>I'm 6'2" and that wasn't meant in a sexual sense.Stop hitting on me, I'm taken.>>33622788>Petite brunettes and analhttps://www.xvideos.com/video.htoohmm4fe7/tushy_personal_assistant_janice_griffith_loves_anal>>33622797>Jason Luv x Evelyn ClaireNo BMXF stuff in my portfolio. Fuck off. >>33622818>Women are you sensitive irl?In what way?>>33622847>Women, could you please explain at length how much better lesbian relationships and sex is?No, because it's not. At least not universally. Women can be bad at sex and relationships too. It comes down to the person.
>>33622805I gave them disphoria breakdown.
>>33622851>he's playing out entire imaginary conversations with anons in his head nowlmao>>33622848Tell me why we should.
>>33622852You said this already, you boring spammer.
>>33622848when will femanons ask any questions at all??
>>33622850You're okay, anon. Just get some help.
Women, have you ever been sexually harassed over text?
>>33622856It's gross that you think I was hitting on you. Fuck off.
>>33622855No and I will not elaborate.>>33622858Because I'm lonely...
>>33622856>In what way?like if i yelled, would you cry?
>catty femcelSounds like you haven't been properly bred and fed.Sad state of affairs.
>>33622865>Because I'm lonelyAnd why is that our problem?
>>33622863>that picI wish I was that low-inhib. Like an animal. That's what it takes to be successful, with business and women.
>>33622860She just did.
>>33622865Where is kitty?
>>33622832Yeah, the dyke cabal always ruins threads.>hehe im a lesbian btw did i say im a lesbian? oh im just a lesbian in my 30s :) what? n-no it's DEFINITELY not because i'm too old to have a husband and children ;_;
>>33622860Was that not a question?>>33622869It isn't but I still want to have a conversation.
>>33622856>No, because it's not. At least not universally. Women can be bad at sex and relationships too. It comes down to the personDamn you taking the high road. This thread is a powder keg, and I gave you a lit match.
>>33622876It was not a good question.Do better.
>>33622876Women don't care if a man is lonely. In fact, they'll usually act like he deserves it.
>>33622878Sorry...
>>33622865Where is your Girl Squad?
>>33622779>Such is the fate of all mixed women.what about mixed men?
>>33622879Women fellate men
>>33622863This is what porn does to people.
>>33622879Do you think you deserve it?>>33622882Busy.
>>33622875They're my favourite posters tbqh
>>33622885only the hot mennot us midmoids
I'm horny!
>>33622889>us(You)
>>33622854You will never learn that's why it is over for you.
>>33622880You know what would make up for it?Tell me what you're wearing.
>>33622887>Do you think you deserve it?What kind of a question is that?Like, do you really expect me to say yes, even if I do? And why does it matter what I think anyway?
I'm the hottest guy here, easily
>>33622859She grew 5" since pajeets last fantasy
>>33622890Aint we all, brother... aint we all
>>33622861Thanks but I don't need it.
>>33622890https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqqnm_lnnXI
>Womens happines is more dependent on the income of their householdWhy is that?
>>33622902You seem like a schizophrenic. Have you ever been tested?
>>33622903I miss watching these retards religiously back in 2020...
>>33622906No, and I am fine the way I am it is you're problem.
>>33622903At least it wasn't the dungeon keepers
>>33622904nigga what are these gibberish words
>>33622886Yeah, one day you're jackin' it to some skinny estonian girl with big tits, and the next, you're givin' your secretary a cleveland steamer
>>33622906Who are you to tell me these things? How can you tell this when I had barely been here. You are more crazy for trying to diagnose me.
>>33622895T-shirt and shorts.>>33622896Self-reflection might be helpful to you.
>>33622904Pajeet thinks learning kraut will make him white
No my problem you are a man or wherever you are.
>>33622863>Women, have you ever been sexually harassed over text?Yes. I have no idea why I'm shocked Vince is into BBC shit but I am.>>33622864>It's gross that you think I was hitting on you. Fuck off.Some people just can't take rejection. I hope you can heal, anon.>>33622867>like if i yelled, would you cry?No, but I would if I started yelling back. I get choked up when I get mad.>>33622877>Damn you taking the high road. This thread is a powder keg, and I gave you a lit match.I could tell you all the ways it's better in my experience, but it would just seem like I'm bashing men.>>33622883>what about mixed men?Don't get me fucking started on mixed guys. They always feel the need to prove their blackness by reinforcing the worst stereotypes of being black. That's why light skin dudes can't be trusted. >>33622904>Why is that?Because being broke fucking sucks
>>33622916And do you think I'd be calling out women for not giving a shit if men are lonely if I didn't believe that I (and many other lonely men) do not deserve to be lonely?
>>33622899LOL incel pajeet fell for the just be confident psyop
>>33622907I never really watched any vtubers much, but I did catch some clips here and there back in 2020. It feels weirdly long ago and like it was only yesterday. Watching hololive english fall apart has been weird even just being on the periphery.
>>33622916I might just have to bend you over and spank you through your shorts.You'd probably even enjoy that, you stinky femcel.
>>33622922I hope you catch an infection and spend the rest of your natural life in a hospital bed.
I dont feel bad for anyone thats lonely. That's literally your fault no matter how you spin it. Billions of people in the world and you have no one? Literal retard lol
>>33622922>That's why light skin dudes can't be trusted
>>33622922>Women, have you ever been sexually harassed over text?>YesOops, sorry.
>>33622930>I hope you catch an infection and spend the rest of your natural life in a hospital bed.Yes, get that anger and impotence out, anon. I'm sorry I couldn't return your feelings.
>>33622865it's ok if you don't want to elaborate there there, tomorrow will be better
>>33622934shut yo bitch ahh up
>>33622941>lesbian>calling others impotentlmao
>>33622922>light skin dudesDidn't you say they have their own accent or something?
>>33622946>calling others impotentTo be fair to her, you couldn't cum during sex.
>>33622908You are ridiculous.
Sars/madams im kindly asking for your assistance in finding some fine shyt to put my tongue in between kindly
>>33622923I think you're ignoring the cause of your loneliness and blaming it on women. A lot of lonely men make no effort to engage in social activities.>>33622929I'm not stinky, I showered an hour ago.>>33622944Thanks anon.
Re-dick queue lust
>>33622934>Billions of people in the world and you have no one?2 billion of those are in India. We should deport all incels to india>>33622930This one is already trained in IT. He could be a tech support pajeet/scammer tomorrow
>>33622957I don't currently, but in the past I've had periods where I was very socially active. It didn't matter.>>33622950You think that was my fault?
>>33622956please do the needful
>>33622957It's an inherent stinkiness.
>>33622963Incel pajeet has death grip from years of harassing women on Instagram
>>33622963>You think that was my fault?Maybe it was the CBT? Kek.
Why are men responsible for our own orgasm AND the orgasm of women?
>>33622956Saar! Do not redeem the vagene
>>33622963You don't seem sociable even on here.>>33622966I'm not going to entertain your smell fetish.
>>33622974>I'm not going to entertain your smell fetish.The point was you getting spanked, silly idiot.
>>33622971You can't make women cum?
>>33622971slaves do all the work, masters get the pleasure
>>33622978>slaves do all the work, mistresses get the pleasureBased.
>>33622977Idk im a virgin. But thats beside the point>>33622978:(
>>33622974I used to be.>>33622968No. A lot of it was that I wasn't particularly attracted to either of them, and one of them was pretty bad at sex.
>>33622983>I wasn't particularly attracted to either of themBeggars can't be choosers.
Piercing the womb...
>>33622934>I dont feel bad for anyone thats lonelyWe don't all start at the same line. For some people, making friends comes as easily as breathing. For others, it can seem like a Sisyphean task. That being said, you are the only one who can change it. You can't go through life hoping someone will extend an olive branch and try to befriend or romantically pursue you.>>33622936>Oops, sorry.I don't know why you're apologizing. You weren't the one who did it. Unless...>>33622947>Didn't you say they have their own accent or something?Yeah, it's like the AAVE equivalent of Spanglish.>>33622956>some fine shyt to put my tongue in betweenYour teeth, then bite down.>>33622963>You think that was my fault?Literally yes>>33622971>Why are men responsible for our own orgasm AND the orgasm of women?Because y'all are the ones who get all pissy when a woman wants to use a vibratory during sex.
>>33622989It wasn't.>>33622987One of the reasons hookups are so dumb and pointless.
>>33622922>Because being broke fucking sucksAnd so does working.
>>33622988Pierced from within!
>>33622989>Because y'all are the ones who get all pissy when a woman wants to use a vibratory during sex.What if I use it on her?
Has anyone noticed that entj actually goes away if you don't reply to him?
>>33622995>What if I use it on her?Nice
>>33623000I just ignore entj and exibanon (probably spelling that wrong) and my life is much better for it.
>>33623001Good to know!
>>33623002exhib is decent. He might be a male feminist but that seems downright pleasant and nice compared to the other tripfags.
>>33623002Exhibanon is tame compared to every other namefag here
>>33623000>>33623002What was his routine before he decided everyone was Indian?>t. Newfag
>>33623005He spams disgusting fetish art
>>33623002I've been here for six years solid and I still don't know who these people are and my life seems better for it
>>33623006Negging, then everyone started calling him Indian and he would crash out.
>>33623004>male feminist>still can't get laidWew, lad!
>>33623007You mean based fetish art
>>33623014Kys
>>33623000Those retards can be easily filtered out, so they barely matter.The real issue are narcissistic attention whores like qt, who refuse to use trips, lying about getting banned because of it.The thread is so much more pleasant when that spammer is not around.
>>33622989What if the guy is mixed white/latinx?
>>33623017Aside from the occasional vocaroo and mental illness blogposting how is he a narc? Qt honestly doesn't bother me at all
>>33623004>>33623005I agree. He's fun to mock sometimes and his posts are just as if they're copied from ChatGPT. Easy to ignore.
>>33623017I'll pop a bottle of champagne if JH ever puts on a name.
I wish femanons would flirt with me
>>33623000No.
>>33623004>>33623005>>33623025Kek I actually think he's the worst namefag.
>>33623032Why?
>>33623026She should too, yeah, even though I personally don't have much of an issue with her.But it'd keep me from hornyposting with her, since I know it will not lead anywhere fulfilling in the end. lol
>>33623028You literally just saw it ITT.
>>33623027Do femanons actually flirt with anyone here?
>>33623033He's a retarded porn addict.
>>33623033I just think he's annoying as fuck. Bit of a quirk chungus, too.
>>33623038If you post hands
>>33623042Usually not even then. They'll beg for the hand pics then get themselves off to them and leave.
>>33623020>What if the guy is mixed white/latinx?I'm biased because my brother is white, but also hate.>>33623027>I wish femanons would flirt with meNice posts, anon. Is that an erection in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
>>33623012>everyone started calling him Indian and he would crash out.NTA. Is there an archive of that? Sounds hilarious.
>>33623044Er, it's an erection hehe
>>33623037I didn't see anything. I have him filtered and his name still keeps popping up between every other post.
>>33623048>heheNTA. This might be why they don't flirt with you.
>>33623051:(
>>33623052Sorry bro. Try and sound a bit more boisterous.
>>33623048E-rec-tion. That's a hard one. Sure is a mouthful.
>>33623055It could be a vagina full as well :)
Are male anons jealous of male namefags getting more (You)s than them?
>>33623059Not really. Men aren't thirsty for online attention like foids are. Irl attention matters more because it means you actually get to fuck and touch bitches.
>>33623059We could all get many (You)s by acting like ENTJ and mass replying, it's not that hard to trigger people and provoke engagement.
>>33623063>Not really. Men aren't thirsty for online attention like foids areThat's rich coming from you
>>33623068I'm not a namefag? Ion even have IG lol
>>33622856>No BMXF stuff in my portfolioYou're missing out on some kinos.
>>33623042As if femanons would ever post theirs.
>>33623058Aeugh... make it stop...
My view of love has been completely twisted. I overheard my girlfriend’s parents talking about how glad they are that her dad works 4 hours away in a different city for half the week because then there’s always something new to talk about and was tired of being together all the time. Why would someone ever say this about someone they supposedly love? Why does love have to be measured by novelty? I’m getting nauseous just thinking about what was said and all of the implications and if my gf shares any of those beliefs
>>33623059I have all the namefags filtered, so whatever interactions they have, usually I just completely miss.I tend to get enough (You)s in a day, it's just annoying when the (supposedly) femanons suddenly flake out.
>>33623074>make it stop...Was it really that bad? :(
>>33623077This often happens to athletes as well who retire and stay at home. The wives always get tired of the "lazy man".
>>33623077Anon. What do you think "love" is?
>>33623086>>33623089I can’t quite describe love but I know it isn’t demanding space because you’re bored of your partner. That is so incredibly retarded. Are they a toy? Do you need them to entertain you like a toddler?
>>33623092It helps when you realize that women are basically retarded children. So the answer to your question is yes.
>>33622856Anal without creampies is kinda lame. Why not take advantage of nature's birth control!
I fell asleep after dinner at like 8:30 or 9ish and woke up at 2am. Now it's 6am and I'm struggling with whether I should try and sleep for a couple of hours, probably waking up way too late and ruining the day, or if I should just try and stay up, probably nap even later in the day and ruin my schedule that way instead.
It's saturday. Do what you want.You already ruined your schedule yesterday, or maybe many days ago, with whatever it was that caused you to go to bed that early.Mind you 9 o'clock is not an unreasonable bed time. If you get eight hours sleep you can get up at 5 and start your day bright and early. But you didn't get 8 hours, did you.
>>33623077Nah, that sounds fine. Marriage is long as hell and people do get bored of each other after like 27 years. You get bored of anything after 27 years. Things like that help a marriage, they keep things fresh. It's a good thing. They're still together, right? Sounds like it worked.
Would you ever choose to become ethnically Palestinian?
>>33623089>What do you think "love" is? I want to know what love isI want you to show me
>>33623092Women are used to being entertained since childhood and, yeah pretty muchthey get bored easily of peoplethat's why psychology studies say it actually helps your sex life to sleep in separate bedrooms: it makes the woman get bored more slowlyso yeah what the other anon said
>>33623108idk man, my mom still doesn't seem to get bored of scolding my dad when he makes jokes about gay scout leaders molesting kids in front of their gay neighbors, or when she has to explain when a character on a movie is being sarcastic or telling a joke. Being my dad's coach towards the Heavenly light of neurotypicality and against the Satanic darkness of his autism has been my mom's life's work.
>>33623104>It's saturday. Do what you want.A Happy Ending Massage. I need a rub on the back and a tug on the winky!
>>33623110No One Knows
>>33623109No?Why do you ask?
>>33623059No, I would rather be known as something like a one-hit-wonder B-list movie actor like Jon Heder, or as the first person to ever win a war fought in space. Maybe both.
>>33623114Sure, do that. Tug on your winky while you rub your back.
>>33623112Being my dad's coach towards the Heavenly light of neurotypicality and against the Satanic darkness of his autism has been my mom's life's work.Incredibly based. I don't know if my mom could have managed that with my dad, but I'm impressed yours could, and still can
>>33623115Yes, they do. Everywhere I go people know who I am. Even in the Chinese countries like Japan.
>>33623118I still don't have a woman rubbing my penis with her tits.
>>33623120You saying you're big in japan?
>>33623122Then go outside and get one.
>>33623124It's not easy when you're big in the pants.... errr, when you're big in Japan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef0xa4a-rjM
>>33623125Is it like catching a Pokemon?
>>33623125NTA but it doesn't work like that.
>>33623124https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnP_mZAv8gE&t=3s
>>33623047Stick around, it occurs on a daily basis now
Men, would you stay with a woman who regularly bloodily and brutally rapes your ass in your sleep with a vibrator or dildo that resembles an obese white trash inmate's giant rapey cock when he fucks the other prisoners in the communal shower?
>>33623115You will know.
>>33621174Hey girlies hypothetical time.Let's say we had the technology in place and it was legal for a parent to have their unborn child genetically modified to have pink hair naturally. Would you consider yourself to have been wronged if your parents did that?
What are some physical features that make you feel violent towards someone on sight? I've had to train myself hard not to feel this way about either:>Freckles>Noses with visible or forward facing nostrils >Feet with an overly dexterous or flexible pinkie toe For much of my childhood these physical features on another person immediately provoked an anger response where I immediately wanted to punch or cut anyone who had these types of physical features.
>>33623135Is he mentally ill and needs anti-psychological pills for treatment that will calm his brain down?
gf wants to get a tongue piercing. it is and always has been a massive turn off for me, kinda dealbreaker territory (if i was dating someone new). it’s her choice, but i wonder how much it will affect my attraction to her.i can’t judge until it’s done obviously. am i being weird about this?
>>33623137No, probably not.What a strange thing to ask.
>>33623145>am i being weird about this?Yes. You know, it's like what Jay says to Silent Bob, what a woman does with her own body is her own fucking choice.
>>33623145you're guaranteed to get more blowjobs out of this arrangement if she does get it.The down side is the blowjobs will be worse because you'll feel a stupid hard ball on her tongue, so it is a bit of a tradeoff.
Why does the sweaty underside of my genital sack have such a strange texture compared to the rest of my body? It has the texture of chicken wings doused in heavy buffalo hot sauce.
>>33623148which is what i said. i wouldn’t (and can’t) stop her, but that doesn’t change the fact that i have my own thoughts on it. >>33623150curious as to why it would mean more blowjobs?
>>33623153Because women like to do things with, and think they're special because of their tongue piercings.OH! I forgot an important part. You do have to lie to her and tell her that it makes the blowjobs amazing. It's just a little white lie though. The alternative would make her feel worse, AND you'll get fewer blowjobs so there's reason not to harmlessly lie here.
>>33623148>alter your appearance in a retarded way>"reeee it's her body!!!!!"
>>33623160Yes, it is. Just like it's your right to get a tattoo of a penis on your forehead, but that would be redundant because you already act like a dickhead. Called free will and individual liberties, baby. Love it or lose it.
>>33623163You can still set boundaries. You sound like the guy who would be cool with your gf hanging out with her black ex.
>>33623000He goes away if you point out how pathetic he is too. But he will go into a bitch spiral first
>>33623141No, it’s fine
>>33623166Dude, your racial cuck fetish is showing. Why aren't you jacking off to these fantasies instead of shitposting them on here and projecting them on other people?
>>33623167Poor dude needs a mental health nurse to therapeutically sodomise and masturbate him and give him brain-clouding doses of Ativan to heal his demons.
>>33623166Why specifically a black ex? What is your obsession with Sub-Saharans? You clearly got issues.
>>33623092>I can’t quite describe love but I know it isn’t demanding space because you’re bored of your partner.Then who's to say that those two things are mutually exclusive. Sounds to me like you're conflating two different things.
Anons, when did you realise that the people in your life who are having a lot of sex aren't the people you think are?>source: have met both perma-virginal college football players and obese dorks with chronic illnesses who live in sex houses where they fuck all of their roommates of both sexes
Gfless women could just do this and find a perfect bf in a second
>>33623183If a woman's concern is not having a gf why should we want a bf instead?
>>33623182I don't know any
>>33623182I have no idea who is having sex or not
>>33623194Regardless, people are still having sex and nothing seems to stop them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ImRyPymRAM
>>33623198They should include me
>>33623182I never had that realisation because it was always obvious that fat dorks have shitloads of sex (with each other, typically). However, what did surprise me was how bitchless a lot of my friends and acquaintances were. Everyone's bitchless, even -- especially? -- the cool sexy party girls. I'm the motherfucker who gets the most sex out of my friends and that is frankly insane
>>33623148Absolutely insane and stupid answer.>>33623145If a gf ever even thought about doing something like this, I'd break up on the spot. That's a whole bunch of red flags going off all at once.
>>33623163Yes, she has free will to get a tongue piercing, and he has free will to decide he doesn't want to be with someone who has a tongue piercing.
Men, can I have a guts rearrangement please?
>>33623215No.
Liking women is so gay and retarded, holy shit
I got my period on a saturday? And ontime? Wtf. Men why did you do this to meeeeeeeeeDamnit. Reeeeeeeeeee
>>33623215That sounds painful, are you sure?
>>33623220Now you know what it feels like when we nick ourselves with a razor
>>33623215Sorry, I don't have the tools for the job.
>>33623221Yes
Well I royally fucked myself last night and I'm wondering what girls perspectives will be here.>been seeing a girl for a few months, we both agreed things wouldn't be too serious though>both had been in rough relationships about 6-8 months earlier>things going good>then one night she says she loves me with tears in her eyes, i say the same since>really care about her but dont know about love, but wtf else could i say>then about a week later it became that she's very in-love with me>must've pulled some face because there was a bit of a mood change>saw her again last night and there was a bit of a talk>pretty much ended the night with her saying "don't say I love you to me again unless you mean it"Is there any coming back from this or is it all fucked up? I strongly care about her, but I don't know if I'm capable of love anymore, and I don't know if that would sound terrible to say.
>>33623215*equips spiked brass knuckles* i will never understand women and their depraved fetishes
>>33623227I'm sure you have
>>33623229Okay. Prepare your cervix for a pounding. Anything you'd like to do to warm up to it?
>>33623236Yeah, you may kiss me
I already came 3 times in one hour
Women, what do (You) make of this?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1756949473979310.mp4
>>33623222Bitch I sometimes cut myself shaving too. I'm not asian.
>>33623238Sounds good. Would you like me to ram it all the way in in one go, really getting all of that initial stretch?
>>33623231>>must've pulled some face because there was a bit of a mood changeYou didn't return the sentiment did you.
>>33623248Girls don't get facial hair and your razors are way better than ours
>>33623251I did not. Saying "I love you" is one thing but "being in-love" felt like major step further.We'd already discussed not wanting to be too serious so this all came out of nowhere. Worse still is that for both of these times, we were in the middle of having sex.
>>33623252>your razors are way better than oursWhat a retarded thing to say. Just use a girl's razor if you believe that.
>>33623250>Would you like me to ram it all the way in in one go, really getting all of that initial stretch?Kind of scary but yes
>>33623252so buy girls razors then what is the problem? you worry your thick, girthy, savage man-follicles would stuff and clog the slender and delicate blades of a lady's hairknife until its stretched out to the point of uselessness?
>>33623247It's not raycist to find you ugly and not want to breed with you. In fact in his own logic, it would be racist of the brown man to go up to white girls specifically to desire to breed only them.
I never cut myself by accident while shaving
>>33623252Girls do get facial hair and no tf the pink tax on them is not worth shit unless you're already spending $10+.
>>33623258Great! My cock is particularly thick, so you're in for a very exciting time.
>>33623257>>33623261I would but buying them would make me look like a wuzz...>>33623268Never seen a woman with a beard lmao
>>33623256Yeah you fucked up, bro. That was the time to lock in and you didn't. 50/50 if she'll just cry about it or actually branch out.
>>33623272i would think its stranger if a gigantic pussy didnt buy womens razors to use on itself
pulling up to the wedding like
>>33623272>Never seen a woman with a beard lmaoTHAT'S BECAUSE DAMN NEAR EVERY WOMAN SHAVES MORON.
>>33623276And they've never ever gotten lazy about it? Lol, lmao even. You honestly made me chuckle aloud>>33623274Rude
>>33623279>And they've never ever gotten lazy about it?And gone outside? Are you taking crazy pills?
>>33623280There's no police fining you for being a unshaven maiden
do you think you are black enough?
>>33623269:)
>>33623276assuming you don't have PCOS at most you should get peach fuzz or a few of those long mole hairs or something, actually growing a full beard as a woman is nigh impossible without some underlying medical condition, you might wanna get that checked. Also>pink taxAre there any women dumb enough to believe this is a thing?
>>33623275Otome manga character casual attire
I can give the all-clear.The family BBQ went well.Now to be lazy for the rest of the week and stick to the inside and my balcony.How is everybody's weekend plans going?
>>33623286Have a good schlick!
>>33623273It's kind of sounding like both from what I can tell. There was talk about if either of us are seeing other people or want to, and she doesn't want to if it'll hurt me or make me uncomfortable. The whole thing has become a mess out of nowhere desu. I wanted things to just be casual and not complicated and then just see how I feel as time goes on, but then it just raced ahead.
>>33623296How old are ya'll
>Pay extra for a vastly more comfortable product>Gaslight men into thinking pink tax is real
Women, when you masturbate, what is the thing that gets you off? What kind of porn do you watch?
>>33623285In my soul?
>>33623302>What kind of porn do you watch?It's the best when it has a plot and actual acting
>>3362330029M and 26F
>>33623306
>>33623309NTR is so hot
>>33623308Yeah you're pushing 30 and dragging your feet there, dude. Wake tf up, grandpa.
>>33623302Ask me again in two weeks. I forgot everything
Wake up anons it’s Caturday again.
This is my favorite server
>>33623070>You're missing out on some kinos.I was lying, I just hate Jason Luv. I actually really like Ricky's Room.>>33623213>I'm horny!Lol same. Sleep deprived and in need of some good dick.>>33623219>Liking women is so gay and retarded, holy shitType shit>>33623247>Women, what do (You) make of this?Based Russians. Canadian black dudes (or just black guys from Commonwealth countries) are some of the most entitled people on this planet. They fetishize white women and then get pissy when white women don't cow down to them like in their own country. Russians never had black slaves, so they have no cultural guilt that compels them to fuck black guys.>>33623243>I already came 3 times in one hourI love this for you>>33623285>do you think you are black enough?Too black, some would say. My mother, mostly.>>33623302>Women, when you masturbate, what is the thing that gets you off? Picturing myself as one of the women in the scenario.>What kind of porn do you watch?Like the Beastie Boys said, "I'm so versatile." But I do prefer when the woman bears a resemblance to me. It makes it easier for me to live vicariously through her.
>>33623314people date and fuck around in their 30s dude, it's not 1953 anymore
>>33623320I just had a nap
>>33623314I don't feel that matters much. I was almost married not that long ago and I don't feel I'm ready to be that serious again just yet. Maybe in another 6 months or a year, but not now, not when my engagement ended only 8 months ago.
>>33623326Have any good dreams?
>>33623330i don't think i had any how's your day going?
>>33623316>>33623324>>33623306Okay...thanks for the answers. I'm trying to see how I can make my first time with my GF good for her. She has 4 bodies meanwhile I have zero, so I'm obviously at a disadvantage.
>>33623314Aren't you over 30 yourself? lmaoYou certainly look like it.
>>33623333you could have just asked that because what kind of porn other girls watch has little to do with how to get your gf off
>>33623336So I should just ask her then? Ask what she's into? What position is her favorite? She's going to have to tell me what to do and that's embarrassing, that's why I asked here first.
>>33623338the thing is that how to make sex for the two of you good depends on so many factors that it's impossible for us to tell like, she could be someone that's an absolute cum slut and will want to suck you dry or she's someone that just lets you put it in because thats part and parcel of being in a relationship we have no idea with what you're working hereand even if we all told you how you could make us cum our brains out, it would not necessarily work on her at all it might maker her think you're crazy or so if you tried to just pull what works on another girl on her part of good sex is that you can read the room and know your partner
>>33623327I think you're confusing the beginning steps of dating with your previous engagement. You're not being pressured into proposing to her, you'd be dating.
>>33623336Yeah, I'd be right miffed if I got attacked by a tentacle monster irl.>>33623333I could give you some pointers. I'm well regarded and come highly recommended by other anons. >picrel
>>33623339Okay. I understand. Thank you.
>>33623343>I could give you some pointers.Lay it on me, I need answers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-0ygW-B_gIHe had such an amazing voice. Who is the best vocalist right now? One that doesn't use autotune and can sing? I can't even think of any.
>>33623342I'm not sure it's like that. It felt like we were dating, it's just that now she saying she's very in love with me and seems to imply that she wants it to be pretty serious now.
I'm not sure if I will ever meet another woman that can keep up with my level of horny and not ashamed of it.>>33623350I only like ~3 of his songs, but The Weekend is a really good singer, I think.
>>33623352But you haven't agreed to date, or did you agree to be exclusive and you think that meant dating? Because it doesn't...
>>33623343>Pic relatedI'm wondering if your advice might help me. I suspect I simply lack talent and practice but my oral game is definitely lacking. The best I have ever achieved is tortuously edging unintentionally.
>>33623359I agreed to none of those things, we never agreed to it being dating and didn't say we'd be exclusive,, it's just that it felt like dating since we'd go out for lunch/dinner sometimes or just have sex after we got home from our jobs. All that only exclusive/dating stuff only came up after the "I love you" thing happened recently.
>>33623362You made a great joke once: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.I loved that joke.
>>33623362Already planning on cheating on your wife again?
>>33623362what are you doing so far?
>>33623363Idk where you want to go with this then, dude. You are where you want to be, which is fuck buddies.
>>33623379I'm there for the moment and I'd consider more later down the line maybe, but I don't know if that sounds terrible to say.
>>33623385>but I don't know if that sounds terrible to sayNow I will question if you are monogamous.
>>33623347>Lay it on me, I need answers!First, if there is a porn video I would recommend, it would be Nina Hartley's.https://spankbang.com/5xl2h/video/nina+hartley+oral+instructionsSome criticisms, she says there's no need to be gentle and that vaginas are durable, while true, many women don't like that and her frame od reference is her own strength. If you're bigger or stronger, you need to be careful of how much force you're using. And many women don't like their pussy being pulled on like a chew toy.Secondly, the whole body is an erogenous zone for women. I know men don't get much out of the whole song and dance, but you need to work your way down, not start there. if you start with kissing, slowly work your way towards her ears, then down to her neck, down her collar bone, and don't let your hands be idle. Feel all over, her hips, her thighs, her back, her breasts. Even when in a static position, you want to be in constant motion with firm squeezing. But move down to he boobs, some women are finicky about their nipples, so make sure to guage her reactions. Work your way down her abdomen, peppering it with kisses as your hands get progressively lower. At this point, you should be working her vulva with your hand and rubbing with that same firm pressure. Here's the rookie mistake. They go straight for the pussy. But what you really want to do is work your way up her thighs from her knee. This builds anticipation and sensitivity. Once you reach her pussy, don't just dive straight for her clit. Build up that tension through the ways she describes in the video. I personally especially like the part where she presses down against the pelvic floor. A lot of people want to do the g-spot and the clit at the same time, and while it works for hands or licking, it is also in the way while trying to suck the clit, especially for guys.I can actually use two fingers up top, two fingers on the bottom, and lick the clit but your hands are probably too big for that.
>>33623399I'm monogamous and we have been the whole time, it's just been in that "could date other people as it's not serious" zone but we haven't at all and neither has been tempted to.
>>33623400Shit, there's a Korra picture for everything.>NTA.
>>33623402Because you're both monogamous and want to date, no? What are your reasons against dating?
>>33623343Hey, that's me! Thanks btw.
Why is /ss/ so normalized in our media?
>>33623350Enter: Matthew Healyhttps://youtu.be/RS1TUolI0Dk
>>33623410I think I'm just afraid of committing right now, I don't know. I feel a little emotionally callous because of what happened before. I'd like to slowly build or just see how things go, not just jump into something committed and completely serious.
>>33623302Different things. Lately I’ve watched throat fucking and ffm anal threesomes. Downside, there is very little acting in it.
>>33623413Stop you might awaken "HER"
>>33623320Aww, reminds me of my kitty.
>>33623400>Secondly, the whole body is an erogenous zone for women. I know men don't get much out of the whole song and danceIs this true? Do men not get sexually excited from having other areas aside from the obvious touched, kissed etc?
>>33623417And I think you need some way of explaining that to her calmly and concisely. Maybe think like team building exercises?
>>33623406We're gonna add a litter Water Tribe blue and just brush that across the Kyoshi green to get some nice color for our Sea Serpent there. >>33623412>Hey, that's me! Thanks btw.You're welcome!>>33623415Fuck that nepo baby and his cunt mother. Still love his music tho.
>>33623428I'm thinking that, but I have no idea if that is a normal thing to discuss with a woman. I also don't even know if things will work out over time, I don't want to mislead her either. It's difficult to know what I should do.
>>33623324>I was lying, I just hate Jason Luv.He does seem like kind of a douche. Plus you'd expect "The Blacked guy" not to be light skinned.
>>33623423Who?
>>33623427they do, some just dont know it yet
>horse racing is evil!>dressage isn'tWhy are women like this
>>33623427No it's not true. What is true is that men build up a reinforcement for penile stimulation being the only means of ejaculation and orgasm their entire lives so stuff like prostate play, nipple play scrotum/taint play, necks and kissing and all that stuff requires training and patience to build up again.
>>33623427MPerhaps not to the same extent. Like you can make a woman shudder by kissing her neck. I'm not sure it'd have quite the same effect on me.
>>33623436You should talk about what you're thinking with her if you want her to be involved but also to help her anxieties about the situation.
>>33623453MDoes anyone under 65 care about either of those things?
>>33623462Horse racing is extremely popular right now
>>33623441The ancient one
>>33622856>No BMXF stuff in my portfolio.What about the classic: "Jews Love Black Cock?"
>>33623427That stuff is nice, in the way that standing in line outside a concert or sporting event you want to see is nice. But i'd rather get to the event
The price of female submission is too damn high.This is not a joke. Women want too much for their asking price and it's not worth it.
Do you think a woman chosing to interacting with incels and then going "wow, you are vile characters" is the same as talking to convicted fellons in prison and then going "wow, you are vile characters"?I'm not talking about dealing with having a random incel shitting up /atoga/, but going to boards and threads where it's clear you are going to have interact with that trash.I just don't get it.
>>33623470to weirdos that goon to anime girls, maybe
>>33623481no, because incels are sometimes represented as misunderstood lonely men and some people want to give them the benefit of doubt
>>33623448So their partners have never done anything other kissing, PIV, and blowjobs/handjobs?
>>33623488Juuuust like some people in prison...
>>33623481There should be more tape of women in the world. The penalty for raping is too high and makes it super not worth it. There would be way less inches if the price paid for rape was a lot lower.
>>33623495I know you are just trying to be an edgy little boy, but q.e.d.
>>33623485Global horse racing market is going to break 1 trillion dollars by 2035. 1 trillion dollars, 1 trillion per year
>>33623481I don't think a lot of women do that unless they're crystal cafe types farming for ragebait. Most of the people written off as "incel" aren't part of any community or anything dedicated to it nor would they identify with the term, women throw around "incel" the way boomers throw around "socialism" it's just a catch all for anything that might threaten whatever asinine and self serving argument is being made, the beliefs or temperaments of the incels in question would never impact a woman's worldview on them whether they were saints or serial killers.
>>33623499It's amazing how you barely answered the question, but instead went on some self-satisfying incel rant instead.
>>33623500it's amazing how you did the exact fucking thing I said you'd do
>>33623497I'm not trying to just be edgy, I genuinely think women are too safe and comfortable and have forgotten their own weakness and men are kept too much in a cage and have forgotten their strength and power. Women don't get raped because men punish men that rape women but the end result is that women benefit and men suffer and it's very unearned on the woman's part. It's another example of men sacrificing for women and getting literally nothing in return. I hate weak men so fucking much it's unreal. No it's not strong to protect women for free.
>>33623502tldr>>33623501It was stupid of me to ask this question here, I should have known better that I'd get the mentally ill like you two to reply.
>>33623505>tldr>100 wordsGod women are fucking subhuman trash. Either to retarded to read 100 fucking words, or too inconsiderate to read 100 words on a website and thread they chose to be in.
>>33623506>women>to retardedDoubly whammy, incel-kun.
>>33623507Fucking accomplish nothing, fucking trash. I hope you don't have the strength to get through another day and actually just fucking end it.
>>33623512You just keep proving my point. lmao
>>33623513And what point is that because I don't see any point other than you acting like a piece of shit. I'm just giving what you give in return. I started in good faith expressing my belief that women need to get raped more and that they have it too easy in life and you just dismissed it openly and started trolling and acting like an arrogant cunt. So fuck you.
>>33623512
>>33623520lmao
Woke up very horny
A huge part of it is fucking weak, pathetic men who protect women that don't deserve it.
>>33623512>Fucking accomplish nothing, fucking trashI mean, I hate females as much as any man in 2025, but who is actually accomplishing anything besides the 1% who are geniuses like Tate, Musk, Trump or athletes/musicians? That's a poor argument to be made on 4chan. Most people are born to be wagecuck cattle and will be forgotten after they die.
My gf and I have been dating for a year and a half. Right after we met and started dating, we went to a wedding together and she got sloppy drunk and was flirting with another guy and giving him a little too much attention. It fucked with me pretty heavy. She knows what she did and she’s never skipped like that again. She’s been a great partner. But next weekend I’ll be out of town for a camping trip for my friends birthday. And ironically, the people who got married last year are having a house warming party the Saturday I’m away. There’ll be a ton of friends / family but the wedding party will be there. Which means that guy will probably be too. And I honestly worried about it. That whole wedding party likes to party a lot and my girl did have fun with them. I did ask if she intended to hang out and party for awhile and she said no and that she doesn’t like to party anymore and likes to save those nights for she and I. But part of me wants to talk to her about it. Seriously I already had trust issues to begin with so that whole thing last year rocked me. And I really just want reassurance. Should I let it go or bring it up?
>>33623537>Should I let it go or bring it up?This is not the question you should be asking, but whether you trust her or not.
>>33623481Do you have an example of a thread where this is happening? I don't go to places where it's primarily incels and others are not expected to be there >>33623537What do you specifically want to ask her? What would be something she could say to ease your mind and give you that reassurance?
Femanons,do you want it to hurt, at least a little bit?
>>33623540I want to but that night messed with me really bad >>33623541I just want to tell her how I’m feeling. She’ll open up to me about her insecurities and stuff and maybe it if I get it off my chest she’ll understand and listen
>>33623545Why did you keep this in for a whole year?
>>33623535All those "geniuses" you listed are dumb as fuck, though.
>>33623546I didn’t. I talked to her about it the night after it happened and she kinda blew it off and was a little defensive. It came up a couple times after and she eventually did acknowledge that she fucked up and she knows she hurt me and so forth. But it like seriously messed with me. It felt like she almost ditched me for some random dude. She doesn’t view it that seriously but I can’t help it. The idea that she’ll be there at a party where he’s there and I’m not just feels like a perfect storm for disaster
Does anyone here have experience working construction or similar jobs before. How'd you get it. Finding work in my field is rough and doomed by hyper specifics but that aside I thought "Oh well plastering seems kind of an ok job to have" but I look into it and you need to like have another 4 year education and learn a trade.To plaster? I understand plumbing, masonry, etc, but plastering I thought would be like bricklaying. Sort of something that doesn't require too much knowhow. I also see way too many Mexicans just working away for it to not require having certification. Do I just show up and go "Whatever you're paying the illegals I'll do for even less?" To get hired? Sorry I know this isn't the usual gender war post I just don't know where else to ask.
>>33623552>It came up a couple times after and she eventually did acknowledge that she fucked up and she knows she hurt me and so forth.Then from her view things are fine.What more would you want?
>>33623553My brother does and he describes it as: you start in labour, then find what you like, and move into more specialized areas from there.
>>33623557How did he get starter in labor? Like I said seems the entry barrier is low enough I just don't know how to access it.
>>33623553Dont do plastering. My friend is in construction and says plasterers all have fucked up knees by 40
>>33623495>>33623502>>33623519I'm not convinced that reducing the punishment for rape would decrease the amount of incels. The root of incels' pain is rejection and lack of companionship. Rape will solve their lack of sex, but not their loneliness.
>someone liking your picture can be interpreted as an invitation to send a DMhow true is this. I've heard it multiple times now
>>33623553>"Whatever you're paying the illegals I'll do for even less?"I don't have experience in this but part of the issue I imagine is that illegals have minimal legal recourse. For you, they'd just be taking your word for it since you could bite them in the ass if you wanted to.
>>33623427The classic hands running up legs before a blowjob really does it for me
>>33623564Which platform?
>>33623570your choicelets say instagram
>>33623573>instagramNo.
>>33623558Afaik he just sent out resumes and got hired. He worked food service before doing concrete jobs, then went into general labour and became a framer from there. We’re also not American so ymmv
>>33622310ick
>>33623137No? That's gayIf she's going to bloodily and brutally rape my ass she needs to design her own inmatesona complete with a custom penis. If it's based on another dude's then it's too gay for me
>>33623059No, outside of Exhib, who is based and monsterpilled, most the male namefags are cringe
I'm emotionally in the mood to poop.But physically, I am not.
I saw a girl at work yesterday that legitimately looked like a witch. I didn't even speak to her but I have a crush on her now
>>33623586Turn your trip on fag
>>33623593I'm not him I'm just a fellow fan of monstergirls
>>33623586
>>33623586Exhib is cringe because he talks shit about people who are exactly the same as him, e.g.All the other men who can't get along with women are loser incels (not like him, who has only Good Reasons for not talking to women offline).All the other men who don't interact with the outside world are loser cowards (not like him, who has only Good Reasons for not touching grass).
Yea, alla my nigga hardAlla my niggas goons
>>33623599Also the whole encouraging girls to post their nudes
State genderWho will lose their virginity first: QT, Exhib or kittenposter ?
Ever since I got off anti-depressants, I keep crying at the littlest shit. Kinda crazy because I used to be unable to cry, now I can't stop.
>>33623604Kitten Poster will get raped and beaten during a frat party, and then she'll come here to accuse us of not warning her about everything we warned her about.
>>33623604Didn't kittenposter lose it during that night at a hostel?
>>33623609nah, still pure as of a few days ago
>>33623059No, absolutely not. I don't want those kinds of replies. I have a name and I don't use it partly to avoid sharing anything more in common with the likes of our namefags.
>>33623077Familiarity breeds contempt.Absence makes the heart grow fonder.How are you just now learning about this?
>>33623612The greatest kings are those who sit reluctantly
>>33623614Is contempt submissive and breedable?
>>33623616Yes.
I am so fucking close to buying something to drink.My good promise to myself already neqrly out the fucking window after a bit more than a week. lmao
>>33623077Different people want different kinds of relationships. My wife and I enjoy being around each other constantly, and we never run out of things to talk about, but other people like space.
>>33623619Aww, big baby needs his bottle? Grow up already.
>>33623619Buy a video game instead.
>>33623619Don't think that way, you kept up for almost a week and maybe you will for longer.Thoughts like "I'm useless and already ruining it" can easily make it seem like it doesn't even fucking matter if you take a drink now or not. Stay strong.
>>33623544I don't, pain just takes me out of it.
>>33623537You don't really mention whether she has been in other occasions where this guy was and/or people were drinking that could cause her to go too far, and then she didn't. If this wedding was the last time she was in a remotely similar position then yeah I get where you're coming from and I think it won't hurt to simply (and without accusing her of anything) express that it worries you a bit. Then you can talk about what to do, e.g. maybe she can call you at some point during the night so you can hear directly from her what the mood is and hear how drunken she is or isn't. If she has proven in the meantime to have stepped up her game then I think she has earned your trust and you should sit with your discomfort and not tell her about it beyond what you already asked.
>>33623301>noooooooo I'm not easily swindled it's not true!>I purposefully spent $8 more for some pink plastic tabs!
FemanonsDo you want to hurt your bf during it, just a little bit?
Girls, is it true what they say about.. you know
>>33623301I don't know if you ever tried these but they're not more comfortable imo. Yeah they move around more smoothly but combined with the more protected blades it is ironically a lot harder to get a smooth shave without cutting yourself. Their life span is also relatively short.
>>33623644Nta but what's the point of the scented shit? Does it even do anything? Can you even smell it on the razor?
idk what it is these days im not getting any responses these days on appsI use the same opening lines that were successful just a few months ago so I dont see why they wouldnt work now
>>33623636Not my thing. Depending on what a guy would want I might try though, if it really is just a bit.
Do you think military uniforms should go back to having tasseled epaulettes?
>>33623651no. military uniforms should not be for decoration
>>33623647The idea is that it's more intensive grooming, now your hairs are not just hairless, but a guy kissing your legs will find your skin smells sweetly!I have no clue if that scent actually lingers though and it could well be that the only real purpose it serves is that she feels extra clean/elegant while shaving, the way a shower product having a nice scent can make you feel extra clean. Honestly a lot of products are targeted specifically to play into hygiene insecurities of women, like scented pads/pantyliners when those are actually more likely to irritate your vagina and cause scents than anything else. But you are paying for this idea of being super delicious and physically inoffensive, put together, feminine.
Women How much dumb shit could a guy say during sexual activities before you'd be too turned off to continue? Like if his dick is in your mouth and he says idiotic nonsense like "aw yeah slob on my knob like corn on the cob"
why are so many people in denial of the fact/upset with the fact that:>looks > everything else
>>33623564why do you need an invite
>>33623640Yes, it's true. Guys with big feet have big socks
>>33623604qt is not a virgin
>>33623656Depends on how much I'm into him and how much I'm feeling the vibe. If I'm 11/10 horny my tolerance for bullshit is sky high as long as the guy sounds sincerely horny. After all, a guy spewing nonsense because you broke his brain is super hot in his own way. But you need to be very immersed and comfortable and horny to feel that way. If it's a tentative hook up and you don't have great chemistry, an awkward comment you don't see coming can definitely make you snap out of it a bit mentally. It can be especially jarring to realize the guy has a movie in his head that does not match your own turn ons/imagination at all, like if he wants you to tell him you're his when you do not remotely feel that way (yet), or talk with a power angle you don't feel/like, like suddenly being called a slut if that's not your thing.Protip: don't pull stuff like "you're about to cum, aren't you?" unless you are very secure and actually know your partner's body and orgasm habits. This is one of those things that is really jarring to hear if it's not remotely true, and hard to respond to, too. If you don't want a woman to fake, do not push a narrative like this.
And you borrowed money from the moband yesterday you lost your job
>>33623654I just find it weird that they would care what a razor smells like because I would assume a girl that cares about her legs smelling sweet would also probably just use lotion or somethingThough I guess it being scented does make it appear more feminine and therefore less offensive, which is quite a feat considering it's a razor
>>33623666That's the thing though, it goes on and on, most of those women that care about it a lot do use a whole assortment of scented products. It is indeed as you say, the product feels more appealing because it promises not just a rather mundane or even unsexy act of grooming, it evokes this picture of you emerging super smooth AND fragrant. That's the kind of feeling you want to have when shaving and when buying shaving products. It is not a rational thing, it is just aiming to appeal. So much of consumer stuff is silly as fuck, like how male scents often have commercials full of super masculine stuff like extreme weather and great rock formations... like that has anything to do with smelling good at all??? But that doesn't matter, they are just painting a picture that gives people that irrational desire that makes them choose and spend money.
>>33623664That is such a more thoughtful and detailed answer than I was remotely expecting. Oh my goodness, thank you. I feel like I should apologize for you spending so many words replying to a dumb post.
>>33623220SAME
>>33623636>Do you want to hurt your bf during it, just a little bit?Only with post-orgasm torture>>33623640>Girls, is it true what they say about.. you knowYes, it does clap>>33623656>How much dumb shit could a guy say during sexual activities before you'd be too turned off to continue?If it's genuinely funny, it's not a turn off. If it's just weird and goofy shit, very little.>>33623544>do you want it to hurt, at least a little bit?It depends on the pain. Some types are good. Some types are bad.
>>33623677>Only with post-orgasm tortureWhat does this mean
>>33623665slander
>>33623670You're welcome! Don't worry, if it hits home so much then it was worth it apparently and I do find it a good question because I think a lot of people are held back by worry that they can't unring the bell if they blurt out something weird, so they remain quiet or stick to inoffensive things. It gets a lot easier when you find a way to fly a suggestion without just starting a whole thing on your own. Like if the guy wants to call you a slut and he goes "I love how hungry you are for me... [her moaning] how does that make you feel? [answer] does it also make you feel a bit slutty in a good way?" I don't think most any woman would be put off regardless of how much she dislikes it. And if you do get green light, you can more comfortably let loose, without being bothered by nagging thoughts about how it comes across. I also think for most women on the other end, even if you are 100% fine with what the guy wants, him obviously trying to feel out if it's mutual is hugely reassuring and makes it easier to express any boundaries that do come up, even if he did not notice those in advance. You are also communicating, I have things I like, but I only want to do together what we will both enjoy together. Not everyone is like that unfortunately but when you know you both are, it can provide a lot more safety and relaxation that can help you be wilder and more free, more impulsive, too.
>>33623677>post-orgasm tortureWeak. If you knew what you were doing, you could apply that level of overstimulation before getting him off.
>>33623651Ceremonials, yes. Working rig, no.
>>33623621I am babby.>>33623622My pile of shame is too big and I recently bought Darkest Dungeon 2.>>33623624Thanks, my issue is that it seems like a good idea to have a drink while having fun with friends.And no, they never force me to drink, they are perfectly fine with me not drinking. This is a homemade issue of myself. It's almost as if if the right song comes on, a drink would make it even better.I got no alcohol at home, but I might get something from the shop before the evening, but just leave it at those 2 or 3 drinks and not overdo it. Right now I am ok, I think.
State genderWhat's your favorite microbe?
>>33623683I mean, my original comment was just because I remember reading "she slobbed on my knob like corn on the cob" a long time ago, and I felt like making a dumb post. That's why I felt bad for you giving such a thoughtful and considerate response, though I do appreciate all of it.
>>33623684nta but by definition you can't overstimulate until he has cum
>>33623683>does it also make you feel a bit slutty in a good way?NTAI enjoy doing it in more of an indirect way, like asking her what she enjoys being for me, giving her the freedom to express. Depending on what she says, like being a sexy wife, good girl, sextoy or something even more extreme, I like taking it from there.Though ideally I talk with her beforehand what type of words are ok or no-gos, which only in roleplay.
>>33623689MI like algae because it’s green :)
>>33623695No, that's not any kind of "definition". Overstimulation is something you can do to women too, moron. It's just that the easiest avenue for it is to continue to stimulate a guy post-orgasm.
>>33623689MYou.
>>33623678>What does this meanContinuously stimulating him after he cums. It's apparently very painful for men.>>33623684>you could apply that level of overstimulation before getting him off.Untrue. Men because extra sensitive after they orgasm.>>33623689FPenicillium because I like blue cheese.
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>>33623704>Untrue.It IS true, retard. You're just bad at sex.
>>33623711Says the virgin
>>33623700You cannot overstimulate a man before he cums, that isn't how dicks work. It builds up to the level needed to cum, then can be overstimulated once it has reached that threshold.That's where the "nutted but she still suckin" meme came from
>>33623704>Men because extra sensitive after they orgasm.NtaBesides the kinda fucked up sentence, you definitely can overstimulate a man. It has happened to me too a few times while jerking off.It starts to get kind of uncomfortable like you are mechsnically further ahead than you are mentally and then you cramp up or something and you piss instead of cumming.It's really bizarre.
>>33623704>Continuously stimulating him after he cums. It's apparently very painful for men.Wait that sounds really hot
>>33623698This is in itself even better, although you will run into the issue that not everyone will be able to actually respond in kind in the heat of the moment and sometimes it can help to be a little more leading in that sense and just fly specific suggestions. But yeah in general the whole "what do you like", "what do you like to feel like during sex" are much better, the more open-ended the question is the more room it leaves for you to be surprised by something you might have never found out with a less broad question.>>33623693Kek yeah I get that. But again no need, I also like using silly questions to piggyback a serious answer if I have one ready anyway.Also as for actual silliness I agree with the other femanon too that it is mostly a turn off (even with a person you love) when you can tell apparently their mind is more in that headspace than a sexual one. If you joke about something prior to sex and during sex you are hit with the perfect follow-up joke and launch it, I think most people would crack up. But if a long time into sex you suddenly follow with another half-hearted joke, your partner will probably worry you spent the whole last time thinking about that rather than her. Which isn't horrible but realizing your partner isn't as horny as they can be is obviously a bit sobering for yourself too.
>>33623689MPasteuria ramosa
>>33623719Nope.>>33623720I can't tell if you're just an extremely stupid male or an extremely presumptuous (and also stupid) female. You're literally wrong about how dicks work.
>>33623732>the more open-ended the question is the more room it leaves for you to be surprised by something you might have never found out with a less broad question.Yeah, it's why I want somebody I'm with to come up with her own ideas too. I want to play into what she likes, it's almost lile it lets me disarm her even more? It might sound wrong, but I mean it in the sense that the best sex is the one where neither of us has any boundaries anymore and we just are in the moment, fully giving in.Usually I am the one who comes up with roleplays and then ask for input and ideas, but I remember one of the times I let her do the setup and everything, and I was surprised with some of the things she came up eith. She called me a wolf and herself an innocent sheep (not furry, still humans, just describing our roles), something I had never though of before and it turned me on too.Crap, now I'm horny and yearning for her... again..
does this gym outfit give diaper or is it cute?I have a gym date and I’m scared.
>>33623770I don't know what "give diaper" means, but that looks very fuckable. Not sure what your intention is.
>>33623765It doesn't sound wrong to me, it just is very intimate to directly play into information that you were entrusted with and is very personal and intimate. I feel the same way when my partner plays into my kinks, particularly when I know he doesn't quite understand or relate but that doesn't matter at all, he is simply getting me off the way he knows works for me. Something really tender there. Sorry for causing the missing, I get that! I hope you can channel it into something new for yourself.
>>33623770you need to do sm different with the waistline
>>33623782the shorts have no seams which makes them look diaper. I’m going to throw a shirt over this so I don’t look too slutty.
>>33623770It's hip and not giving diaper, but your body is so great, you could wear all sorts of less generic outfits and still look amazing, in my opinion even more so. Just my take. The colors are muted and safe. I like more colorful stuff and think with your abs, why wear something so high waisted? I prefer the longer (crop) top and low raise pants over high raise pants with the mini top or bandeau top or whatever it's called.Again though you do look very good in it, just in a way that does not stand out in terms of style. The cut of the pants would be unflattering on many but you're so slim, the diaper thing isn't what you should worry about.
>>33623544No. If it hurts it is probably bad for me.
>>33623800like what?>>33623816I like low rise too but I ate leftover pasta and feel too bloated for that. thanks though, I’m insecure because I used to be in much better shape.
>>33623604I think exhib has a chance at summoning a demon monster girl. But otherwise, they seem even across the board.
state gender who is your ghost with a heart beat?
>>33623636I don't desire it to hurt, but it is what it is. Like asking if a car crash will hurt.
>>33623636I do, not just a little bit
>>33624018That sounds pretty tragic actually>>33624021How much then?
>>33623656Quite a bit because laughing makes me clench. Which may not be good for bj, but penetration. If he's too chatty however I will just try to makeout to shut him up.
>>33624035a lot, make him cry
>>33624035Can't help having big hips and knowing how to use them.
>>33624072Out of hatred or so you can comfort him after?>>33624087Ohh, so something like crushed pelvis?
>>33624103>Out of hatred or so you can comfort him after?I'm just insatiable for intensity
>>33624108I think I love you
>>33623689Bacteriophages
>>33624103she has no bf just wants to hurt men
>>33624113<3
>>33624123As long as I'm that men I'm fine with that
