ITT We ask the opposite gender anything! (Almost anything - see below).This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. But there are rules that apply to the /adv/ forum, and which are (sometimes!) enforced here, that you might like to note. For example:- No NSFW images.- No racism (only allowed on /b/).- No trolling, ragebait, pretending to be retarded, etc. (Also only allowed on /b/).- No avatar posting or signatures.- No posting pictures of yourself or personal details.(There is another ATOGA thread on /soc/ - if you want to post contact details or toonme images, post them there; you can link to a post in that thread from here.)While this thread does tend to turn into a chatroom, it's still nice if people stay at least vaguely on topic: questions for the opposite gender to the questioner, and answers. Here are a few things that are better posted in other places:- Blog posts (try Plebbit, or anywhere other than 4chan, really).- Politics (try /pol/).- Gender wars or incel rants (try /r9k/).- Discussion of LGBT issues (try /lgbt/).- Miscellaneous ranting and venting. (Try the /adv/ thread called GIOYC - Get It Off Your Chest.)- Film and TV recommendations (try /tv/).- Stuff that clearly didn't happen (try /b/).Technical, scientific, medical, or legal questions *can* be posted here, but you'll probably get better answers if you make a separate thread on /adv/.Please help to make the thread better by REPORTING off-topic, low-quality, or rule-breaking posts!Finally, if you're thinking of starting a new thread:- Please don't, unless the current thread is either at least on page 9, or the image count is at least in the 130s.- Remember to include all this stuff in the OP.- Check the catalog immediately before you post to make sure you aren't creating a duplicate thread.- Remember to link back to the previous thread (this one) and also post a link to the new thread here.Previously on ATOGA: >>33621174
Women Is befriending a BPD woman a bad idea? Should I stop talking to my friend, who’s a girl, with BPD?I have BPD too (male) btw
I'm horny!
>Gender>How do you think telletubies reproduce>if you could habe sex with any telletubies which one would it be>would you like to orally please yourself?
>>33623702Women:So penis-in-vagina is just mid for most of you? What can guys do during PIV to make it more enjoyable?
>>33623717Real
>>33623702What a nice guy
>>33623725MMitosis, they just split and the two halves becomes two wholes. The blue one, I like blue. I tried it and didn’t enjoy it
sex
>>33623736Did you suckseed?
>>33623717Hi horny
>>33623702Does genuine love exist for ugly or mid girls or do we just get evil men who take advance of us?
>>33623744Naw, just did the whole McDonald’s ice cream swirl onto my face. 0/10
>>33623725F>How do you think telletubies reproduceThey don't. They're all a figment of the imagination of the sun baby.>if you could habe sex with any telletubies which one would it beLala because she's got that double penetration attachment.>would you like to orally please yourself?Yes, I'd never leave the house.>>33623726>What can guys do during PIV to make it more enjoyable?Good oral/clitoral stimulation. You could also just use a massage wand on her while you're fucking her.>>33623738>sexWhew, things are getting steamy in here.
>>33623726Long story short, it's less that penetration is mid and more that penetration isn't as inherently amazing because the sensitivity of the vagina directly correlates with how horny she is. A lot of young, eager guys skimp on foreplay and also kind of fetishize the whole "we're too horny to take our time and just tear each other's clothes off" and even if the vag is technically wet enough to enter without pain, this often does come down to fucking the equivalent of a semi. It'll never be fireworks for her. And the moment of entrance is a dramatic moment, if that gives her a wow-feeling, she will instantly be immersed that much more deeply in the sex and it'll hit more intensely. If her feeling when you put it in is already meh, odds are much lower that this meh feeling will still change in the course of penetration.So basically the best thing you can do is wait to fuck her until you feel like she really NEEDS it. Not the moment you feel you can do it. Teasing her by acting like you will start penetration only to pull back and make her wait longer can also be very effective. Apart from that, an obvious answer is fingering her during or encouraging her to finger herself, though your mileage will also vary there, some women find it more distracting than enhancing. Dirty talk and intense kissing are also very loved. And it helps to understand anatomy and aim for that literally and figuratively, e.g. the g-spot is on the upside/roof of the vagina so ending your thrusts not just with a motion inside but also upside can make it more intense, grinding into that spot internally. Some women also looove having their lower stomach pressed from the outside when having sex so that is worth trying too. Honestly it is just mostly a matter of finding out what your specific partner really likes and giving her a lot of that before you enter and, if possible, when inside too.
>>33623733Yeah. >>33623745Hi!
>>33623726Sex is nice when you love someone you look past certain things. Its quite amazing.
>>33623709It's not necessarily a bad idea but with any person you know to have a serious disorder, you would be wise to try to adjust your expectations and realize you can protect yourself against some of their least balanced behavior but you should not expect them to be very balanced always.This applies even when you have BPD, it expresses differently person to person and there's gendered difference too, so expecting her to be just like you because you both have BPD also sets you up for disappointment. Just ask yourself how much you enjoy her company and friendship vs how much the BPD stuff gets in the way or causes her to mistreat you.
Hot TakeA lack of tattoos on women is a sign of adolescence and preferring your women without them is hebe-coded.State GenderThoughts?What is your hot take?
Girls, what do you think of the criminal justice system?
>>33623734A supreme gentleman
>>33623753I would genuinely love a mid or ugly girl if we had a good personality match
>>33623771MPeople who care too much about tattoos are retarded, one way or another. It's not that deep. Just skin-deep.
>>33623771MYou're retarded.All the sodas that look and taste like industrial runoff (Pepsi, Coke, Dr. Pepper, etc.) all taste exactly the same: Like industrial runoff.
>>33623771MI don't like bumper stickers on cars and appreciate them as is. Does that make me "hebe-coded" too?
>>33623779NtaYes
>>33623778That's not really a take, just you having dysfunctional tastebuds
>>33623772I'm a raging liberal and would prefer for prisons to be a lot more oriented on learning to take personal responsibility instead of just being punished and being a prisoner. It makes no sense to me to take all agency from people and then release them and expect them to know how to take responsibility better than they could before. I think if you want to give people a second chance and you think they fucked up, you need to invest in them, not because they deserve it but because it is the consequence of your other decisions (keeping the person alive and wanting to change them) that comes with the lowest cost for the whole of society.
>>33623771Tattoos are extremely ugly and they're a sign of impulsive decision making.
help !I followed my friends advice to get on a dating app after my breakup. the problem is I can’t say no and now have a gym date today. I don’t go to the gym these days either. I used to kinda be a gym girl but I went with a friend and she gave me the workouts. do I just follow his lead? where do we meet? the lobby? do I get there early or later than him? ahhhh I’m so scared. do I wear makeup?
>Gender>Would you rather drink a full cup of your dad’s sperm, or a full cup of you mom’s menstrual blood.
how does someone get this fat in a short amount of time?
>>33623786A gym date is such a bizarre concept.Good luck.
Women, you don't sportsball, right?
>>33623788Laziness
>>33623787MNo.
>>33623702Hey, I know that actressFemanons, are you here to whitemanmax?
>>33623771a grown woman should have several tattoos BUT they should each come with a story, like if you're lying in bed together and idly tracing your finger over them she should smirk and ask if you want to hear the story about the time she impersonated an imperial tax officer for a free meal at a provincial mayor's mansion before tying them up and burning them alive
>>33623787F, assuming I had to choose or I'd die or something, I'd go with menstrual blood (even though my mom doesn't exactly get her period anymore).
>>33623771>Hot Take>A lack of tattoos on women is a sign of adolescence and preferring your women without them is hebe-coded.>State Gender>Thoughts?You're retarded >What is your hot take?You're an absolute retard
>>33623772>Girls, what do you think of the criminal justice system?Corrupted
Hello, anons~! State gender, and what's your favorite bacteria?
>>33623771I see we've entered the gigacope phase of the women who's made irrecoverable mistakes
>>33623804Still M.Still you.
>>33623784It's funny because I have the exact opposite perspective. I think some people are fundamentally incompatible with civilization. No matter how many chances you give them, they'll always hurt innocent people. I think we should be much more liberal with the death penalty.
>>33623787MMom's, I drank her milk before anyway
>>33623804if you dont fuck with lactobacilli is finna be problems
>>33623771F>Thoughts?I love tattoos on women. They make me lowkey feral.>What is your hot take?If men put as much effort into their appearance as women, looks matching would actually be a viable thing. Right now, average women are two standard deviations ahead of average men as far as looks go.>>33623772>Girls, what do you think of the criminal justice system?Not harsh enough on brown people in my opinion>>33623787>Would you rather drink a full cup of your dad’s sperm, or a full cup of you mom’s menstrual blood.FSperms, because I'm essentially consuming my siblings like Cronos consumed the Olympian gods, except they will become poop.>>33623788Less than a progressive 500 daily caloric surplus over maintenance will do this over the course of five years. Hell, 500 over maintenance is roughly a pound a week and she could do that in 3 years, never mind 5.>>33623791>Women, you don't sportsball, right?Whew, I'm so lucky I base what I do in life off of the attraction of some guy on Twitter that paid for a blue checkmark.
>>33623818Hi, ENTJ
>>33623798Would you rather have to rolle your tongue around your dad’s penis or inside your mom’s vagina?
>>33623813I don't agree obviously but I can see why some would feel this way and then yes I feel you should either embrace the death penalty (and focus on how to minimize the times it's given wrongfully) or life imprisonment where you let people live out their life span away from civilization. But locking people up and basically wholly neglecting them emotionally but expecting them to come out better in a few years is a terrible cocktail if you ask me.
>>33623804MaleI don't really know about bacteria, but I really liked Staphylococcus Aureus in Cells at Work so probably that. Also that won me a game of hangman at work once
>>33623755>Good oral/clitoral stimulation. You could also just use a massage wand on her while you're fucking her.Something always seems kind of gay about this.
>>33623804female and probably p. fluorescens because I’m basic. >>33623789I made the mistake of including a picture on there from my gym girl days which is why he asked. as you can see I am not a gym girl anymore, just bones and fat. thanks for the luck tho !
>>33623804Female, strep milleri >>33623812I'm not bacteria >~>>>33623815It's okay anon, lactobacili are cool>>33623825THey kinda smell but they're fun and not too hard to culture heh heh
>>33623821Wait, the mass-replying dyke is ENTJ?
>>33623833hownew.ru
>>33623833Just ask xer opinion on Indians
>>33623771does the girl in that image have Downs Syndrome?
Men, how do you not make a mess when you fap?
>>33623830>as you can see I am not a gym girl anymore, just bones and fat.Uh, what do you mean? That was actually YOU in the pic last thread?You are incredibly hot, it absolutely does not matter what you wear.
>>33623831I would assume most bacteria has a smell since they're responsible for infections but I don't actually know much about them, it just feels like a logical leapCan you culture some for me in the shape of a cute waifu?
>>33623824Well truly, I think the most ideal solution is banishment. That's just not feasible in our current system. But I think if someone hasn't murdered anyone, but has still demonstrated that they don't belong in society and aren't going to change, the community should just kick them out. Don't care where they go next but they can't stay here, and if they ever try to come back to the community, they're considered to be trespassing and will be shot on sight. I think that's the best way to handle these people.
>>33623841I make a lot of precum when jacking off so I tend to do it naked, keep a bunch of toilet paper nearby, and then wipe myself down afterwards. Also it helps that I usually do it before my morning shower.
>>33623841I eat my cum.
>>33623841I just coom on myself, clean with tissues then shower
>>33623844Some actually smell rather pleasant, S. milleri smells like caramel and pseudomonas can smell fruity/flowery. S. aureus is particularly unpleasant. Also, I shall try :)
Do you think nonbinary penis owner get more pussy, thab cisgendered penis owner
>>33623841I finish into kleenex and wipe off any excess with it
>>33623841Fleshlight or two tissues overlapping at like 45° is perfect to write around and then just jerk it.The magic of being uncut.
>>33623841I wear a sock over my penis when I'm masturbating. Just jerk off with the sock on like it's a condom. That might be a bad idea though because it's next to impossible for me to cum with just my hand now. I need the sock.
>>33623840ntaIt’s quite possible but I think she’s cute regardless. Maybe I’d even breed her and start my own mong tribe
>>33623818>If men put as much effort into their appearance as women, looks matching would actually be a viable thingDo other men really not have hair/skincare routines? I find this hard to believe. I do believe that most men have shit fashion sense and this is something that most women need to teach their sons, but I dunno about the former.
>>33623797The story will be more like>well, he offered me a free tattoo but I had to suck him off to get it :)
>>33623850They do? That's neat. Do you know why that is?Also thank you I appreciate you
>>33623854Can we see the sock, anon?
Either genderWhat do you feel nostalgic for?
>>33623841I squeeze my foreskin tightly before cumming, empty my cum into the toilet, and then wash my cock and hands with liquid soap
>>33623841Nut in the toilet. Next question
>>33623854>I need the sockI'm sorry for your misery, but this actually made me laugh out loud and I am sure even my neighbours heard me. lmao
>>33623839>Just ask xer opinion on IndiansNo, I keep getting banned for it because ENTJeet keeps reporting me.>>33623827>Something always seems kind of gay about this.Fellas, is it gay to make a woman orgasm?
>>33623860No, I use a different sock each time. And they smell really bad if I don't wash it soon after.
>>33623864I also squeeze my foreskin shut when I pee so it swells up like a balloon and I shotgun a bladderfull of piss into the toilet at once, it really amuses me to do it, also I've been doing it for 20 years which is how I got such an inflatable foreskin. Girlfriends have not believed me I can do it until I showed them irl.
>>33623859It's purely happenstance, really. The volatile organic metabolites just happen to be perceived as pleasant-smelling or similar to pleasant odors by us humans
>>33623867>Fellas, is it gay to make a woman orgasm?If you're a lesbo it makes sense why you like licking and rubbing a miniature penis so much.
>>33623875What do they do? Is it dangerous for them to smell pleasant?
Bruh think he is the Rizzler, but bruh is the Jonkler
>>33623867>No, I keep getting banned for it because ENTJeet keeps reporting meNo, you are quite rightly getting banned together with him
>>33623841clean up with a shower or at least a towel
>>33623868>And they smell really bad if I don't wash it soon after.You... you don't at least wash it out right away?!It would have been even more hilarious if you had developed some fucking feelings with a specific sock and felt guilty doing it with a different one. lmao>>33623873>Girlfriends have not believed me I can do it until I showed them irl.I am a man and can believe it desu.
>>33623867>Fellas, is it gay to make a woman orgasm?YeahAnd I'm flaming lmaoooo
It's cute how offended men get when you call them cute.
>>33623818Good taste and good hot take. As a man the whole two standard deviations ahead really resonates. >>33623799>You’re an absolute retardedEvidently not that hot of a take looking at the replies>>33623777I agree>>33623797Asking each of them to have a story is a bit much. You should be allowed a couple that were just for shits and giggles
>>33623864I taught myself to keep the cum inside my penis when fapping, then I go pee and it's fine but I don't think it's healthy so I stopped doing it and now I coom normally. I have a swollen part on my penis and I hope this way my condition will improve.
>>33623884Is it bad if I just get bashful instead of offendedDoes that make me not cute
>>33623884its offensive because its an insult that means you aren't hot
>>33623878The pathogenic strains are just pathogenic like other strains that don't smell nice, so they still cause cutaneous infections, abscesses, etc. The scent isn't really harmful per se but it can be a useful diagnostic tool (no I will not go around sniffing people's open infected wounds.)
>newfags are now realizing that entjeet spends all day talking to himself and agrees with his own posts
>>33623884Met women who get upset when called cute too, which is very cute. So I get you.
I'm finally reaching the age where I have to seriously consider the ages of adult women I want to date. I don't like this feeling at all. I guess "the golden age" really was a thing after all.Pic related.
>>33623755>massage wandI would like to incorporate this into the bedroom but I am unsure how and when to bring it up to a foid. Also, would it be off putting that a man owns a massage wand and would you think he is a player?
>>33623889Well, what I meant was more like, if we breath them in due to giving it a sniffa, is that dangerous?
>>33623896>using a sex toy you used on another bitch on your gfbreh
Should you use sprays or sticks to get wax out of your ears?
>>33623887Extra cute.
>>33623884I'm a giant (literal) dork and love being called cute.
>>33623882I just put it in the hamper to be washed later.
>>33623774She's gonna make for weird babies but there's just something about latinas, man.
>>33623877>If you're a lesbo it makes sense why you like licking and rubbing a miniature penis so much.You upset I'm not picking and rubbing your miniature penis?>>33623884>It's cute how offended men get when you call them cuteIt's cute how they crash out when you give then any amount of pushback.
menthis is a joke rightyou dont actually masturabte into socks or tissues rightlike theres just no way
>>33623897Safe if done carefully/in moderation and it's just a quick whiff, just don't go huffing it like it's new perfume haha. Unless you're immunocompromised, snorting a few bacteria isn't too harmful
>>33623903That is exceptionally gross.
>>33623862MTypically old games. I'm feeling nostalgia for the Wii of all things lately.
>>33623908I mean you aren't going to coom on your furniture or in the shower are you?
>>33623884Oh yeah? Well uh your face is cute!
>>33623908Oh but the guy eating it is okay, I see how it is
>>33623908What do you think you would you cum on if you were a single man?
>>33623862F, I never experienced it as an adult, but I am an avid reader and writer and I get very wistful whenever older people talk about a time where literature was much more mainstream, it was a lot easier to make money writing and sell a lot of books. I have always gone to social events around literature and have met many incredibly passionate writers and readers, but so much conversation is dominated by topics like>it's only XYZ type of books that sell nowadays>it's all about the picture and personal branding and not quality>AI is going to make everything even worse >publishing has become too commercial/literary magazines no longer offer a place for new voices because they sell so poorly even they only want established names >modern literature has become boring because [it's only these professional writing academy students with similar styles/it's all women now/it's too much autofiction and not enough "real" fiction]...and general discussion about how to both write and generate income.It seems wonderful to just be able to enjoy your hobby or passion with others without so much noise about your place/merit in society, how to get published or make a living...
>>33623915I refuse to believe any anon is cute outside of the ugly blobfish kind of cute.
>>33623907>You upset I'm not picking and rubbing your miniature penis?No, ignoring that you need to get better material for insults, you're not my type.
>>33623908I mean I use a fleshlight sometimes but yeah other times I have to use a tissue, why is that weird?
>>33623908Look who's talking
>>33623908We use t-shirts or just cum into the blanket and roll it over
>>33623908Tissues is the best way, because nothing goes overboard ever and you just throw it into the toilet and flush.It is actually JH-tier clean.
>>33623867What's better, size difference lesbians or same size lesbians?
>>33623908Well if you want to cum in you instead, you should’ve said so.
>>33623916I tried this once in that meme about jacking off upside down and aiming for your mouth and cummed up my nose which burned worse than salt water, years later I learnt I was supposed to just wipe it off me and eat it.
State gender, favorite moid/foid, and most hated moid/foid.
>>33623909I'm gonna sniffa my waifu Staphylococcus AureusI am pasting that each time because I'm confident I would screw it up btw
>>33623914shower can be pretty good and liberating, but you've gotta watch out for the hot water egg white thing>>33623908>guaranteed replies
>>33623862MSo so much. Many things from the 90s. A group of online friends I used to have. Spending nights drinking with uni friends.But I am also nostalgic for the 80s and I wasn't even conscious then.
>>33623914Do you have any idea how destructive jizz would be to get in your shower pipes. Go ahead, try it and see what happens. >>33623916He's gross too but at least I'll never have to see it again. >>33623917A graduated system of small disposable plastic wraps and bags and freezing and chemical washes.>>33623921Disgusting.>>33623922What is the problem.>>33623923Please stop.>>33623924No. It aerosolizes and stinks up the receptacle. >>33623927Die.>>33623931The fact that this resonates with so many men is, in itself, deeply troubling and gives unwanted insight into the darkness of society.
>>33623867Would you sleep with a straight woman on the side no expectations from the bf? The few times I've asked lesbians to fuck my gf they've assumed I was angling for a threesome thing.
>>33623922For fuck's sake, Paige...>>33623931>the hot water egg white thingThe what?
Women, why are you such attention whores
>>33623918I think you're nostalgic for a time that never existed. We only remember all the writers making big names for themselves and successful careers out of writing because we forget the other writers who lived and worked in the same period of time but never made a name for you to remember.
>>33623934>No. It aerosolizes and stinks up the receptacleIt does not.
>>33623934>bait used to be believable
>>33623929MaleHating other posters is a waste of time. Attentionwhores should be ignored instead of fed more attention.
>>33623938Nah I am aware of that, I was actually just reading a review about a book that came out where I live where a bunch of older writers are interviewed and most of those names are long forgotten by the general public (including me) by now. But the times simply were different in terms of what publishers expect and how easy it is to sell books. A few decades ago, there wasn't nearly the same competition of constant, endless and free visual media for entertainment. Literature was maybe not mainstream-mainstream like music but it was still less niche than it is now.
>>33623936this but it's your cum if the water is not cold enough
>>33623898Having to buy a new sex toy each time does not seem fiscally responsible
>>33623944Not a thing.
>>33623882No one’s gonna wash it right away.
>>33623946Wrong.
>>33623920>you're not my typeYeah, no Y-chromosome>>33623926>What's better, size difference lesbians or same size lesbians?Size differences are cute and are kinda like tattoos in that they look better on other people. I prefer someone similar in height.>>33623935>Would you sleep with a straight woman on the side no expectations from the bf?Yes, as long as he's not trying to watch.>The few times I've asked lesbians to fuck my gf they've assumed I was angling for a threesome thing.Because that's usually what they're angling for. You're not even safe on dating sites. Your picture could literally be the lesbian flag with the words "I hate men" and you'd get some cunt like "So my husband and I have been looking for a third to experiment with."
>>33623898>>using a sex toy you used on another bitch on your gfBut using a cock that was used on another bitch is fine?
>>33623947That's a personal choice and not an issue with the process.>>33623949No.
>>33623950>Your picture could literally be the lesbian flag with the words "I hate men" and you'd get some cunt like "So my husband and I have been looking for a third to experiment with."karma for hating men
>>33623873What? Why would it swell up?
Would you rather taste your pee everytime you peeOr taste shit everytime you shit
>>33623843thanks. I’m more worried about where I meet him now, and if I should be there before or after him !?
>>33623908It’s a very divisive subject, some guys appreciate the convenience that a sock gives whereas others HATE the sensation of a sock on the head of their dick. Personally I fall into the latter category and thought the cum sock was a joke similar to limp bizkit and the pony jar
>>33623960Taste your cum everytime you cum
>>33623959Because my foreskin is flexible enough to contain all my pee at once.
>>33623956I’m not gonna get out of bed for that and if I wash it, I wouldn’t wash just one sock.
>>33623960You seriously gotta stop.
State genderWhat's your favorite interaction you've ever had on here?
>>33623946I’m sorry anon but it’s real, you can poach semen in the shower pretty easily
>>33623968It’s inside the foreskin? Wtf?
>>33623950Are both of you tattooless?
womenhave recent comments itt swayed your stance on becoming a lesbian
>>33623975FWhen I talk video games and fashion
>>33623978Yeah, I clamp my foreskin shut and piss everything into my foreskin and then release my foreskin to shotgun all my piss right into the toilet at once.
>>33623702Did you rike season 2, /atoga/?
>>33623975MPeople being nice about my /soc/ post. I never expected that.
>>33623987Yea, Tyler still a cute
menhave recent comments itt swayed your stance on becoming a lesbian
>>33623993no i cant see myself ever being attracted to womenthey are horrible creatures
>>33623975Female. probably when I posted a picture of myself on the fitness board and someone guessed my first name. spooked me out of posting for a long time. >>33623987I’m too old for this. anyone watch summer I turned pretty though?
Gonna try to be the man of a woman's dreams rather than just be cuckboi simp incel wannabe fuckboi but a disgusting pervy degenerate who is a joke compared to the main character number 503,781.
>>33623993I’m already a lesbian, I love women
MenShould I buy headphones with cat ears?
>>33623998>someone guessed my first name. spooked me out of posting for a long time.Based foid repeller
>>33624004no
>>33624004only if you post pics for attention
>>33623998Karen?
>>33624004Yeah, I have a couple and they're fun when I remember the ears are there
>>33623934>A graduated system of small disposable plastic wraps and bags and freezing and chemical washes.I think we might be reaching peak autism right here
>>33623975I guess every time someone has indulged me in my medical science talks, haha.
>>33623987I'm waiting for a gf to watch the season with.
>>33624004If you want to look stupid and have garbage quality audio, sure.
>>33623975MMeeting the woman I ended up sexting in private with for several weeks afterwards.
>>33623975MWhen I ask for dating advice and get genuinely helpful insights from married women/ women in healthy longterm relationships
>>33623962Go now, before I start lewding your incredible body...
>>33623973Would you rather eat a shuriken or 10L of mayonaise with a straw trough your nose?
>>33623957>karma for hating menLesbians: "I hate men for being creeps."Men: "I'm going to use my wife/gf to try and trick a lesbian into a threesome because I can't stop fetishizing them. That will show them.">>33623982>Are both of you tattooless?No, I have two small tattoos that people never notice, and my fiancée has a bunch of tattoos. She had her left arm done and wants to get her right arm done when we go to Japan.>>33623983>have recent comments itt swayed your stance on becoming a lesbianCome to the dark side. We have validation, emotional support, and orgasms.>>33624003>I’m already a lesbian, I love womenBased moid
>>33624016I think women are audiolets that's why they use garbage overpriced headphones for listening all the time and don't get bothered. they must not be able to tell the difference. they just gotta buy the cat ears version just like how a woman gotta take pictures of things with their face/ass in the shot
>>33623983no?
Should I try a WoW private server while listening to Mistborn, play Hollow Knight, or play Outer Wilds?
>>33623943I think these sad wistful nostalgic authors are conflating three different things. There's financial success, which is different from critical acclaim, which is also different from mainstream popularity. Critical acclaim has always been a fickle beast that I can't comment on. Mainstream popularity may be a dead pipe dream since too many people aren't reading books now, and there are too many books available so two readers aren't reading the same book. But when it comes to financial success, I would wager that it might even be easier for more writers to find it now than back in the good old days. The slice of the pie is smaller in proportion to the overall pie, because a smaller proportion of the population is getting their entertainment from books, but if the overall pie is big enough (just from having more consumers living today) then the slice itself may be bigger than it used to be too.
>>33624001good luck
>>33624032Exactly.
>>33624033>Men: "I'm going to use my wife/gf to try and trick a lesbian into a threesome because I can't stop fetishizing them. That will show them."not me I got pornrotted into the fantasy of getting cucked by a butch lesbian, take that
>>33624039you should run the vacuum and make a cucumber and bean salad
>>33623993Men who have undergone vasectomies are lesbians
>>33624045this
I fucking hate humidity so much.
how do i stop being rarted?
>>33624036men heaving and vomiting their testicle glue into their socks and letting it ferment for days (at least) doesnt bother you?
>>33624046lol
>>33624049Humanity hates you too.And humidity.
I fucking hate humility so much.
>>33624045I'm allergic to cucumbers but I already have my laundry going.
>>33624054no, humans do disgusting shit, it's not a big deal
>>33624052Spread legs.
>>33624054I do it into my underwear and put it back on and usually don't change my underwear for days so it could be worse.
>>33624039You should read Mistborn instead of listening to it because audiobookers absorb and retain virtually nothing but the plot.
>>33624052embrace the natural lobotomy
>>33624033>She had her left arm done and wants to get her right arm done when we go to Japan.Isn't that a bad idea?
>>33624033>I hate men because I'm retarded>I'll get the wifey to fuck with the manhater, that'll learn heryeah pretty much
>>33624061Moids, THIS is what marcus aurelius meant when he invented stoicism.>>33624063Please don't post that ever again.
>>33623975A very kind femanon gave me her soup recipe.
>>33624033Does she work out as much as you or does she rock the bodyfat?
>>33624073>THIS is what marcus aurelius meant when he invented stoicismyes
>>33624073>Please don't post that ever again.I only have like three pairs of underwear and only wash them for a special occasion or when they start to smell.
>>33624073>Moids, THIS is what marcus aurelius meant when he invented stoicism.Thought he was fighting his inner demons to not fuck little boys.
>>33624054>cum in tissue>dispose of in toilet>no mess no fussand how do you clean up after masturbating?
>>33624086Nobody knows or care.
>>33624004Fuck yeah you should
>>33624073>Moids, THIS is what marcus aurelius meant when he invented stoicism.The same Marcus Aurelius who also invented nepotism?
>>33624086what post?
>>33624089ACTUALLY I know and I CARE!
>>33623941I was about to answer his question but I was confused if he meant of all time or this place only
>>33624086>he’s back!Good, there’s a specific femanon I need you to target. Her name is Myao, she’ll probably be on in a few hours
>>33624092Please don't fucking ask...
>>33624098but I'm curious
>>33623983If you mean the disgusting ones, no, because seeing posts from years back about learning someone wipes backwards-forwards after going down have scarred me so thoroughly I can't imagine dating a woman.
>>33623862FI miss going to games with my parents. Does that count as nostalgia? I might be too young for it
>>33624102What are "games"?
>>33623862women being actually attractive wearing fall sweaters and smiling and stuff
>>33624104>He doesn't know
>>33624104Some sort of ball, or worse, God forbid, a puck.
>>33624111There's like 23 different things it could be.
WomenWould you date a man with a strong sense of whimsy?
>>33624109understandable
>>33624104Baseball, sorry.
>>33623726No. Penetration is top tier for me.Idk how others call it mid.
WomenUh would you uh date a man who uh has to drink uh water every day?
>>33624118ye
>>33624109Why are you even replying to me.
>>33624128never
>>33624127Your internal clitoris is probably shaped differently to theirs. Do you orgasm easily from penetration? If so, dead ringer.
>>33624131>>33624128Samefag
>>33624135is that so
>>33624132NTA. What in the anatomical fuck-fuck is an "internal clitoris"? As a woman, I am vexed by this statement.
>>33624066>Isn't that a bad idea?Why?>>33624076>Does she work out as much as you or does she rock the bodyfat?She does a lot of aerobic exercise. She doesn't like strength training. The only anaerobic exercise she gets is at work and while doing yoga.
>>33624138You are an inherent samefag.
>>33623804Bacteriophages
>>33623975MI posted body and someone replied 10/10
>>33624139nta google it
>>33624131Kek, love that pic. I'm getting tired of everyone spamming the drink water meme. Most athletes don't drink water.
>>33624141aight babygirl
>>33623758best post in a long while
>>33624135You just don't understand what it means to have a strong sense of whimsy.
>>33624142Those are viruses. But I like them too, anon.
>Instant water cuck boy cope>Water Drinking Internet Defense Force out of nowhere>Water addicts try to justify their addiction yet againWater niggers once again proving to be the most mentally weak people online
>>33624139>women not knowing about their own anatomyI hope you're not one of those that whines about men not knowing about it
>>33624154Yeah.And samefags.
>>33624139The external clitoris is the bit which sticks out as a nub. It's actually only a fraction of the real size of the clit, which has a couple wings which surround the vagina. Depending on the shape this can be easier or more difficult to stimulate from penetration. If you find it easy to climax from penetration, it usually means her shape of her internal clit is much easier to stimulate during PiV.
>>33624156>sometimes with me tookek
>>33623758this guy fucks does your gf post here too? I might have talked to her about that pressing on the lower stomach thing, or maybe thats more universal than I was aware
>>33624156Oh, that's what you were referring to. Just that wording implies a second fleshy highly innervated glans inside the vaginal canal, which made me laugh haha. It would be a very odd feeling.
Fine shyt finna glaze me like a potter
>>33624161>maybe thats more universal than I was awareNtaIt is incredibly well known.
>>33624163>she doesn't have a second fleshy highly innervated glansThis is why trans women are outcompeting you, you know
>>33624140Because there's a stigma against tattoos in Japan?
>>33624158This is new to me. I only know anatomy from my studies, not this stuff, admittedly. It appears I have failed as a woman.
I think you moids should know that I have big boobs
is a red flag or weird that i relate to francine from american dad more than an anime girl or something like everyone else seems to? i watch anime and stuff but i usually don't have literally me moments with them
>>33624166I mean, it makes a lot of sense but she talked about how her brain now associates it with orgasm so strongly that she can orgasm from that alone, which was pretty fascinating
>>33624168There is simply no competition, I am that big of a loser.
>>33624172>red flagNo.>weirdYes. Weird can be okay though. What are you finding yourself relating to?
>>33624172No. Francine is probably more normal than most anime characters.
>>33624171Fake news without timestamped evidence
Need sum dick to sit on rn
>>33624183relatable content
>>33624179how ugly
>>33624176I'm sorry anon but there's a lot of competition in the loser department
>>33624183Yeah I'm right here
>>33623717Hi horny, I’m dad!
>>33624118Mhm~
>>33624190Damnit! Well, I'm somewhere in the loser bucket- I don't think anyone can be worse than me, I'm so finished as a woman. I'm just going to go back to my experiments and forget about ever having any semblance of a social life :(
>>33624169>Because there's a stigma against tattoos in Japan?They're moving away from that. In large part due to tourism and criminal reform leading to the Yakuza losing a substantial amount of power. >>33624172>is a red flag or weird that i relate to francine from american dad more than an anime girl or something like everyone else seems to?I only relate to Francine when she's horny or batshit insane.
>>33624132>Do you orgasm easily from penetration? If so, dead ringer.Yeah.
>>33624171You don’t exist. Atoga is not real
>>33624170This is oddly common for women and I'm convinced it's why it seems common for women to report not getting off. I looked it up to get better at making my girlfriend cum, she never read up on it and just complained she had difficulty masturbating.
>>33624198You like getting spanked?
>>33624200what causes this flavor of mental illness?
>>33624204Niggas say I’m the illest, cuz I’m suffering from realnessGot my Niggas in Paris, and they goin gorillasAh!
>>33624202I think for me personally it stems from disinterest. I'm more interested in congenital deformities of genitalia than masturbation.
>>33624171squish
>>33624171You should tripPurely to mock boobanon
>>33624204It's called "killing time". The original post had nothing to offer, you can't really respond to it with an effortpost or any semblance of sincerity, this is all you can realistically expect as a (You) for it.
>>33624206>being black I see
I have a crush again it feels good
>>33624210ogey
My neighbours are fighting again
>>33624212tell us about him/her
Thread crush? Thread crush???
>>33624202>bagina broken>no interest in learning how to work with it>it's the man's job to fix her problemssounds like a woman alright
>>33624215knock and ask if you can maybe sit on a chair and masturbate whilst they fight, that might but an immediate end to that
Help me anons!!! I can't bring myself to do my assignments, I hate this class so damn much. i must keep my perfect GPA but this shit is gonna make me crash out.
>>33624219it happens
>>33624207Can I guess you have/had one of a fistula, PCOS, endometriosis?
>>33624214based anon feeder
>>33624223you'll do it when it's almost too latewe both know you need the urgency and the pressure and won't do it a second sooner
>>33624216she has gorgeous eyes, a pretty smile and is extroverted
>>33624225I've not had any of these, no. Gynecology/andrology are not my specialty either. It's just a random fascination, alongside any other congenital defects.
>>33624216They* are nonbinary, firstly.
>>33624226open wide babygirl, I got a big fat (You) for you
>>33624197>I don't think anyone can be worse than me, I'm so finished as a womanYou're gonna need some pretty strong qualifications to achieve that, lady. What are you offering - shy, mild sperginess, holywood ugly, bad social circle?
>>33624230I see. Just a guess, since the women I've spoken to before with an interest in those things have suffered them before.
>>33624229cute!
>>33624180diva shit basically. just weird enough to be relatable. i really liked the episode where stan takes them on vacation but secretly is trying to assassinate someone and she finds out and is like "well this is OUR vacation so we're going to assassinate him TOGETHER so we can have quality time!" idk i can relate to her a lot when she's frustrated and she's also funny and cool and hot so it's fun relating to her>>33624198>I only relate to Francine when she's horny or batshit insanesooo any time she has a plotline LOL
>>33624223which class is it
>>33624218FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME IT'S YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS
>>33624219What is with the people in these threads and their thread crushes.
>>33624218nothingyou are very cute and if you asked a girl on a date she would be flattered
>>33624228I hate presentations so much... Uwaaaaahhhhhggh- I'm actually going to smash my head into a brick, I don't even like environmental science and it's not even part of my degree or major, I'm just stuck in a class that is forcing it on me :(
>>33624231
>>33624218how the FUCK would i know
>>33624241it is my chin I know
>>33624245there thereyou'll get it done, like you always do
WomenWould you squeeze the balls?
>>33624252100%, also tug on them
i was banned for 2 months posting dumb shitnow im back motherfuckers
>>33624252Balls are cute I want to bite them.
>>33624203>You like getting spanked?It's times like these I wish this wasn't a blue board. I have so much stuff to post.>>33624238>sooo any time she has a plotline LOLType shit>>33624255Who are you and what did you post?
>>33624234I'm not shy or ugly. Confident, average looking, kind of just a normal person. Social circle is nearly nonexistent, I speak to some people I see at the lab and that's about it. I'm a loser because I'm extremely spergy. Emotionally detached an unhealthily obsessed with science, essentially. I've reached peak levels of sperginess, I will approach you like I am trying to network or treat you. Social skills of a fucking rock, right here. I feel weird about it until I remember that one of my few friends is obsessed with true crime, which is worse.
>>33624258girl you're too horny open a new tab
>>33624255i missed you, dumbfuck
>>33624252Would he want that?
>>33624258> I have so much stuff to post.Post it on /soctoga/ I'm all ears
>>33624237she also has curly hair and laughs at everything
>>33624261How hasn't some male lab sperg fallen for you yet, in that case?
>>33624223Sorry to hear that anon, but you have to find a way to do it regardless of how you feel. Your future depends on it. If you fail you will suffer even more and it might be forever.
who is the most attractive guy of all time?
>>33624270no wonder you have a crush on her
>>33624238I have some unpleasant words that may deflate your balloon... you're romanticizing being a quirk chungus.Again, not a red flag. Some 4channers hate quirk chunguses but that doesn't mean anything because some 4channers hate everything. Just say the magic words "Francine Smith is my spirit animal" and you may find a sense of community as you are instantly understood by your peers.
>>33624272I'm just that big of a loser. Hah.
>>33624241He can't see himself for the same reason that you can't see yourself.
>>33624274my dad
>>33624278Choosy beggar, gotcha.
>>33624276what in the reddit are you talking about dude
>>33624254Perfect>>33624256Based dog girl>>33624267Yes, yes he would
>>33624278I bet you have at least one dude who'd be okay with dating you if you asked. Women simply do not get this.
>>33624279I can't see myself? I know I'm ill.
>>33624277kinzo ushiromiya be like
>>33624258god i need a man to spank my butt until i feel drunk so badly you dont know
>>33624277Be more like makimaposter, he's completely unabashed about it
>>33624274>who is the most attractive guy of all time?Anon
>>33624277post it
>>33624274alain delon
>>33624282Nah, it's because I only work closely with a few girls and they're the only people who know my sperginess.
>>33624294Do you not talk to dudes online? I doubt you can't find at least one guy who'll entertain you.
Valk do you like classic Cr1tikal or only modern Charlie
>>33624296If I'm getting with someone I want to see them IRL, and dating apps are a cesspool imo. So yeah in the end maybe one day I'll end up dating a friend or something, idk. Or I'll just marry some fucking bacteria.
>>33624283We the audience love her because she's quirky, unpredictable, more emotional than rational, not quite living in the same reality as everyone else. Would you like to be loved for the same reasons?
>>33624294im sure youll eventually invent a compound you can spray on guys to make them fall in love with you
>>33623975M:)
>>33624284Ok. I could just put them in my mouth and mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>33624301What does this mean?>>33624300Unfortunately I'm currently focused on how to make braincells not die.
>>33624298>*sigh* if only there was a Gram stain for love
>>33624298>and dating apps are a cesspool imoThey are. Still, no social media? Can't join a group for your special interest and find dudes there?
>>33624286It was fine when it was just you. Then you created a new person and you laugh at all the ways you're fucking up that person.
>>33624134Incredible character arc, bravo
>>33623975Ma couple of ones, the prime number one was funny
>>33624297I haven't done a deep dive on lore yet. No biopic. I know he's done cringe stuff and I'm fine with that. He's a great guy. :3
>>33624305>I'm currently focused on how to make braincells not die.Focus more, I feel them dying as we speak
>>33624294Date girls.
>>33624305>Unfortunately I'm currently focused on how to make braincells not die.anti-alzheimers research? weaponize it to kill the part of the brain that makes guys not like you
>>33624302I wonder what this would even feel like
>>33624309?
>>33624156Women, are the bulbs equivalent to the male ballsack or is that still the labia?
>>33624318Find women with ugly bastard fetish
>>33624243you wouldn't get it brah brah...
>>33624318what are you talking about
>>33624316My exactly area is too niche and I do not wish to be found, but close enough. Yes, I must. I will get my own harem...
>>33624179I thought that was fucking Kenny from South Park as the joker.
>>3362424399% of /atoga/ posters don't talk about that shit. The ones who do are just very vocal about it.
>tfw you crack open a white monster after workYup.
>>33624299i'm not super sure why you're like moriarityposting in response to me saying i like a cartoon characterwhatever wavelength you are on i do not get it i'm sorry
>>33624328It is my headcanon now
>>33624274Francisco lachowski
>>33624243I believe it's their place holder for a meaningful relationship
>>33624318i have anonymizer on but this is 100% a namefag right
>>33624243>omg somebody who said they were F replied to me with a smiley... I am in love.....They're affection-starved men. The kind that thinks the cute cashier loves them because she smiled at them.
Women, would you perform a reach around jerk off on your moid using a transparent onahole with one hand while smothering his face with your panties with your other hand or would you judge him.
>>33624340post voca cutie
>>33624337Why? Just filter them or ignore.
>>33624337yep, they do be like that
>>33624340I pronounce you with terminal low self esteem with hyper sexual tendencies. Go to the gym and fulfill your narcissistic grandeurs
I just heard a loud wet thump.... Girls why do you date abusechads
>>33624350Ability to protect
>>33624337The worst posts are always namefags
>>33624341she did it multiple times..
womenwould you date a professional athlete from the nfl/nba/mlb?
>nativeanon just had a degradation kink this whole timeI shouldn’t be surprised but I still am, it does explain a lot of his behavior
>>33624359Nigga get a hold of yourself
friendly reminder
>>33624360can you not use that language please
>>33624333>moriaritypostingNot my intention, I have no insights and I don't uncover any secrets. You asked if it's a red flag that you relate to Francine Smith more than other characters. My answer is no, I don't think it's a red flag. You asked if it's weird that you relate to Francine Smith more than to other characters. My answer is yes, it's a little weird, but it's not too uncommon. She's quirky, lots of people see quirky characters as their "Literally Me" characters because these people feel quirky too and want to feel appreciated for being quirky. A "Quirk Chungus" is someone who turns being quirky into their entire personality, but if that's not you then it's not something worth worrying about. You're fine to have Francine Smith as your Literally Me character.
>>33624364I apologize ser
>>33624337>i have anonymizer onDo the benefits really outweigh the drawbacks?Pro: You don't automatically discard good advice that comes from a bad person. (Happens Sometimes)Con: You might think there's a dozen people posting retarded shit when it's actually just one person's meltdown. (Every Day)
Either gender What did you dream about last night?I had a dream where I time traveled to the 1940s with my bike and someone tried to steal my bike so I stabbed him. After that barely affected him I kicked out his legs and drowned him until he stopped moving and for some reason all the skin came off my head like a mask and I put it on but it was itchy then I woke up. Bizarre
>>33624315The fact she didn't respond to this is proof she doesn't want the obvious solution.
>>33624373she is clearly deeply misogynisticas a fellow woman hater, i can tell
femanons, do you watch women sports?
>>33624363?
>>33624317He can find out.
>>33624372MI had a dream I got moved back into the dorms at college. Got settled in, went to get myself some Subway, hopped on my laptop to see what classes I had because I had no idea what I was taking. Eventually realized, oh wait, I have a degree. What am I doing? Then I woke up.
Who's easier to deal with, women or men?
>>33624382Men will tell you what they think very often but catch feelings and make any friendship uncomfy. Women will lie to your face all the time. No idea.
>>33624353Why do you think beating women is a signifier of strength despite always yelling at random uninvolved men that it's a weakness and cowardly? Is it tied to women thinking they're emotionally attuned to emotions but believing they don't exist in people who don't dramatically express them? Have you really become such out of touch collective narcissists that the very concept of restraint is lost on you?
Girls, does sex with or without a condom make any difference?
This gets asked a lot but it's always nice to go over it: >>>/pol/514949848Women how does it feel to know that if a black man stabs you in the neck most modern men will go "Not my problem" and at most stare in indifference as you bleed out? Not my problem by the way.
>>33624372MaleI had a series of dreams where my online friend was getting hit up by an old irl friend and he was successfully rizzing her up For some reason I was afraid to tell her I knew the guy and he wasn't a good guyI woke up with this nightmare, willed myself to say something to her, realized it was a dream, went back to sleep, and repeated this cycle at least 15 times
>>33624379W-who is he?
Reminder that Chad gets away with everything.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3-5e0OOLKQ
i like lil peep's music
>>33624384>Why do you think>implying
>>33624388Kek, I bet you thought women will plead with you when you say thisAlso, we know you couldn't do shit if you want to, so spare us
>>33624388>censored version againweak
>>33624396Nta, but that's not an implicature, that's a presupposition
>>33624398I'm not gonna stab you in the neck, I'm just gonna stare at you without saying anything or helping because it isn't my problem.>>33624399IKR
>>33624394Rules 1&2 baby
>>33623975MaleOn 4chan? It's probably an elf thread on /tg/ forever ago.On /adv/?There's been a bunch of times I've truly helped anons who earnestly needed advice, a bunch of times I've circled with friends while joking and dunking on idiots, and a few truly fun and sexy chats.But gun to head, right now, I'd have to say it was the time an anon wanted to break up with his gf because he knew she deserved better than him and I yelled at him calling him a selfish fuck and used the series finale of the original Dexter run to successfully convince him that he was being an asshat and not ruin his relationship.That's pretty much consolidated peak me: pointing out idiocy, dispensing wisdom, trying to help, being funny, and, of course, making an esoteric pop culture reference.
>>33624388Would have been funny to see the real version. Her cunt was probably wet as she was bleeding to death, kek.>ugghhh i hope no creep sits next to me, I better take up two seats in front of this strong black man>ACKKEK
>>33624406FUCK I forgot to filter you on desktop
>>33624402>akshually'ing the meme
>>33623908Why not?Assuming one takes care of it afterwards.
imagine dating JH...
>>33624409<3Cold filtered, genuine draft MKG
>>33624404>I'm not gonna stab you in the neck, I'm just gonna stare at you without saying anything or helping because it isn't my problem.Dumbass, I didn't mean you'd stab a woman when I said you couldn't do shit, I meant even if you wanted to stop the black guy, you couldn't, even if he didn't have a knifeMight as well be one of us, transanonAlso, you keep saying you'd just stare thinking you sound cool and I'll beg for you to care... Please. Shove a rod up your ass.
>>33624394Cute energy
>>33623975Mtalking shit with the snowboarder chick
>>33624410*nods*I LOVE being nicely told when I'm wrong. I like it when people tell me informative stuff ^_^
>>33624414I wouldn't like to imagine that. Sounds horrifying.
>>33624417>Might as well be one of us, transanon>UsNo thank you I'm sorry you got tricked into cutting your dick off, I will not join you. I'm sorry me not doing anything makes you angry, but I will continue to do it.The sad thing is I am extremely racist, and absolutely would like the opportunity to, but you know I dislike women a greater deal more.
>>33624274Me
I love every femanon but there is another...
>>33624388My guess is that the men on the train are that racist that they don't even want to touch something the black guy did. Even if they had first aid skills from boyscouts, they probably thought by getting stabbed, the girl was with him. This is bystander effect. Assuming an attacker has relation and they deserved it and if they intervene then the attacker has advantage over them. So a train full of cucks.
>>33624358Every single one of these guys doeslonely doms just gotta be silent and brood like batman
She's finally quiet and shouting has stopped, it's too quiet
I wish I could sip on white monster forever
>>33624436All beginnings must come to an end, yet there is beauty in the passage.
>>33624426I'm a femanon, not trans, dumbass. I just called you trans/a woman, that's all.You're a racist. Behind a screen.It's alright, we know you can't fight for shit, let alone a black guy (who has a bigger dick). The rest is post hoc justification.
>>33624393If you have to ask, it's not you.
>>33624441>Spends time thinking about black mens penises No you're definitely trans, that's why you Freudian slipped like an idiot hopped up on estrogen, and no disrespect to you "ma'am" but I don't have much respect for trans peoples opinions especially ones who are "sissy" race traitors or whatever your god forsaken discord subculture is called.
>>33624436you can sip on my white monster forever bb
>>33624430>>33624388The Perry case set the precedent that if you defend a stranger on public transportation from a racial minority, if you don't become a secondary casualty, you'll be dragged through a kangaroo court for the next 2 years of your life and labeled racist for no reason.It isn't worth it.
*poops on you* sorry *poops on you again* sorry*poops on you a third time* sorry
>>33624438Touching.
>>33624446That's not what a Freudian slip is.Also, yes, white men are afraid of black men and constantly compare dick sizes. I just mentioned something you already know and think about.I'm a femanon, and I hate you more than you hate me (and that's what you came to hear, because you're a loser who can only get attention by being ragebaiting people)
>>33624452Amber Heard?!
>>33624452There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, poop on me once, shame on you. Poop on me-- you can't get pooped on again again.
>>33624456>getting your opinions on men from poltards
>>33624414>>33624425I'm obsessed with JH, absolutely fucking obsessed with JH, I dream of JH every night and think of her every morning, every evening, every afternoon
>>33624456>No anon YOU'RE the one obsessed with black penises eben doe I brought it upAmazing argument, the estrogen pills are frying your brain tranny, hop off them before replying next time.
>>33624461I believe you because I also think about /atoga/ thread posters more than is reasonable.
WomenHow would you feel if your boyfriend wanted to dress you like an european princess?Like, buying a huge voluminous dress for you and covering you in (mostly fake but still beautiful) jewelry?
>>33624451So it's better to be labeled as a racist than to save anyone? Would you like a closing statement?
>>33624430Its not about being racist. Its about not wanting to go the kangaroo court for doing something good because you dared do anything against a black person because the legal system hates white men and wants to imprison us for the most minor of offenses.
>>33624467>So it's better to be alive labeled as racist than dead and feeling good about yourselfftfy but yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf1iam_xrhk
Women, why haven't you taken the goth pill yet? She has 100% success rate
>>33624430delusionalyou have no chance against someone with a knife if you are unarmed, noone will back you up, you are just committing suicide when she's already dead
>>33624470fake goth, she probably doesn't know a single bauhaus song
>>33624470That's not a goth, also you have abysmal taste.
>>33624470Guys I'm sorry for posting this on atoga a couple weeks agoI don't even believe she's 180 lbs
>>33624475At least give the name so I can find her OF leaks
>>33624467>its better to NOT be labeled as racist and go through the rigged legal system than to save anyone?Yes. Their life is not worth me becoming a pariah for doing anything against America's sacred fucking cows
>>33624456YWNBAW
>>33624470>brmonke/nipaneseneed to find me a girl like that that isn't an e-prostitute
>>33624406>because he knew she deserved better than himSo he knew it, but you convinced him to continue the toxic relationship. That's checks out.
>I see a post asking if white women hate white men>all the replies are "hmm akshually, white women are the most racially loyal and least likely to racemix">I enter /atoga/>the first post I see is a white woman saying she hates white men and that black guys have bigger dicksThe cognitive dissonance is painful.
>>33624418StarryFawn has more than enough leaks to keep yourself sated but if you want to sub because you support her, then more power to you.
All the current arguments suck.We need better arguments.
>>33624470quite down mallgoth slutwear instagram model addict, my tunes are onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ST1CMDCN5c
GenderPost a video game character you think is a 10/10
>>33624489One delusional tranny doesn't change reality
>>33624473>>33624474Excuse me my taste in great and if she's in black she's a goth, not a thot....>>33624475She looks fine regardless,. marriage material
>>33624158That’s like if a guy could cum from a shaft-only handjob.
>>33624486I found one, but she's 19. I'd go for it if she were like 22/23 but even that is pushing it for me.
>>33624489>implying that's not a guy trying to force his fetish on other peoplesoup for brains
>>33624469Lmao, two guys could have sat on that black guy and disabled him. It's a knife.Could have grabbed him mid shirt change too because that was retarded. Dude, white guys can't fight won't make citizen arrests because they're pussies.
>>33624474But those thighs...
>>33624499Yeah you want her to grow enough of a brain, and to prove herself not being too much of a hoe during college.
>>33624494i meant quiet down but i guess he's quite down, too
>>33624468There were cameras on the train.
The questions for women are going unanswered. All the women have left. Only BlueValkyrie is still with us. Go outside, everyone.
>>33624497you have terrible taste she's ugly and you can tell she's going to get fat in the near future
>>33624472Except none of those men were unarmed if they had half a brain. Backpacks, hell even shoelaces could have made an arrest.
State genderShould someone shower before going to the gym? I got into an argument with a friend but he showers, goes to the gym, then showers again and I think that's a real waste of time when you could just go to the gym and shower afterwards. It'd be different if I had done something beforehand and genuinely felt dirty, but otherwise I feel like the gym is one of the places you're expected to get dirty.I'll like wash my face and comb my hair before I go though.
>>33624501>its just a knife lolbased internet tough guy, feels like it's 2003 again
>>33624506There are cameras literally everywhere, constantly, alwaysEverybody everywhere has a camera in their pockets, probably in their hands in any given moment
>>33624501Not sexist but women have no idea what they are talking about when it comes to self-defense, fighting etc.>sit on guy>he stabs you multiple times, you die
>>33624495
>>33624501Blacks cant win warsYou know, because that requires strategy, tactics, and having good aim.
>>33624388>trying to save someone who hates you and who will probably side with the stabber in court
>>33624495MEasiest answer of my life.Elena from SF6 (or any iteration really (Makoto is a really really close second though))Next question
>>33624506That doesn't matter, the jewish legal system will try to destroy us for doing anything
State genderDo you work in a office?What gender are the majority of your coworkers?Do you get along with them?
>>33624344Women, please respond.
>>33624508She's a 10/10
>>33624495M, Shanoa
>>33624524MaleTechnically, but I'm security for the office, not sure if that counts or notMy entire team is male, most of the office workers are femaleI get along with my team alright but I don't speak to the office workers much since I'm one of the night guys, and I'm really awkward regardless
>>33624470why the FUCK are brazillian women so sexy and whorish, some of my favorite camgirls are brazillian
>>33624534Racemixing
Why do other men ITT put down pretty girls like >>33624470She's obviously prettyShe obviously knows how to dressYet people call her ugly or not goth
>>33624537>other menhehe
>>33624499Holy shit how old are you unc
State genderFavorite disease, anons?
>>33624537No straight man is calling her ugly
>>33624537anonymity is a hell of a thing. also sometimes us moids just like to make women feel insecure, it makes us giggle and kick our feet
>>33624539ikr, I'm merely twice her age and it's no biggie like what's the big deal
>Sexy woman lusting after another beautiful woman>She visibly has desires of folding the other woman like a pretzel and wearing herfoids why is this infinite boner fuel to us men?
>>33624543Why not go on /soc/ and roast the camwhores there then lmao
>>33624495Many female npc from kingdom come deliverance.I wish european women were real.
>>33624524MaleI work on the office side of a medical clinic.All my coworkers are women.We get along pretty well, I think.
>>33624537not a guy but she's not goth, at least based on this one outfit. that's nothing against her, she isn't claiming to be goth in that video, it's against OP for being retarded.
>>33624550>All my coworkers are women.Doesnt that get akward?Do you have to lift all the heavy things?
>>33624554>Doesnt that get akward?No, why would it?>Do you have to lift all the heavy things?There aren't very many heavy things, and all my coworkers are very capable.
>>33624548>that slav nose
>>33624541MSmallpox is a classic, Polio and TB are also kinda goated because they forced the creation of the iron lung.This one doesn't really as a disease but mercury poisoning is kinda cool because of how many strong chinks it annihilated.
>>33624495lilith from darkstalkers
>>33624537She's a bombshell
>>33624499what's the issue? she's legal, I mean unless you're in your 50s or something
>>33624557>No, why would it?I would expect it to cause problem due to diffrent attitudes but I honestly never had to deal with women as coworkers, customers or suppliers
>>33624530fucking based
>>33624546Idk
>>33624569What different attitudes are you expecting? When I'm at work, we mostly talk about work stuff.
>>33624572Honestly idk.
>>33624559Yayyy! Someone replied! Heavy metals poisoning is scary, better hope you have a chelating agent on hand hehe. Personally appreciate neurodegenerative and autoimmune disorders in general. I've been reading about conditions like myasthenia gravis lately.
>>33624547There's something special about the /atoga/ environment. It feels more like real hunting whereas on /soc/ its kinda like hunting on a reserve. You know what I mean?
>>33624546Dunno, probably a cuck issue
>>33624558Thats a femboy.
Stroking my shit rn. Gonna cum in the shower.
>>33624579I have a definitive prove that she is not a femboy and just a regular russian whore.
WomenWhat would you think if you found out your bf is secretly attracted to femboys?
>>33624546ez: 1 women = sexo2 women = 2 sexo
>>33624578It literally is. There's basically nothing that distinguishs a cuck from a yurifag
>>33624537She's pretty but she's also not goth, seems like she's just appropriating the style without any of the subculture
What causes this kind of retardation?.https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1757158856711036.mp4
>>33624575>myasthenia gravisPlease tell me more about this, this is my first time hearing the term. A cursory search tells me it leads to muscle weakness due to affecting neurotransmitters that are responsible for muscle contractions>Heavy metal poising is scaryAnd it took us a while before we stopped using lead pipes and drinking mercury for immortality lol>NeurodegenerativeActual nightmare body horror.>autoimmuneVery fucked up that our body can just get things so wrong like that
>>33624525No
>>33624591>someone hasn't heard of clussy fever
>>33624541MaleI like the flu because I have good memories of staying home from school with itAlso ebola because I liked Ebola-chan
>>33624560That is a freshman in highschool at best>>33624583I would like to see this proof...
>>33624593...Please?
>>33624546If you're a man and you like yuri, you're one of two things1. A cuck2. Or AGPThere is literally no other argument. You either "like to watch," or are imagining yourself as a girl.
>>33624598Delete the picture
>>33624596Awww no does someone not like being reminded that men prefer younger women instead of your near barren ass?
>>33624601If you tell me which one to delete in your reply while answering my question.
>>33624591Chinese psyop disguised as social media and deliberately designed to make western youths retarded
>>33624604The picture on the question.Then I will answer.
>>33624596>That is a freshman in highschool at bestno she's a demon
I made eggs for breakfast and had a flashback to my childhood, when I'd regularly have eggs with ranchGenderWhat is an unconventional condiment - food combination that you enjoy?
>>33624599NtaSometimes I just like seeing a happy couple, if I like the two characters individuallyBut yeah generally I read yuri to insert as one of the girls. By default one usually leads the relationship so I insert as the other one. Hard to find that outside of yuri
>>33624603Hold on, I take it back. Maybe shes alright after all
>>33624596I am not posting porn on a blue board.
>>33624611what made you change your mind?
>>33624606Oh sorry, its been far too long. I can no longer delete that. I guess I'll just have to suffer in silence
>>33623753>exclusively makes herself available to Chad who wants to use her as a fucktoy between dates with Stacy>"why can't I find good men????"
>>33624610So an AGP/troon it is
>>33624609soggy day old unblanched french fries and home-made honey
>>33624614I'd say there are 2 things
>>33624609I like kraut now. Thinking about hogging the entire gas station kraut to myself on a single weiner. Lil mustard. Bueno.
>10 boners a day>40% of the time erect>bigger than avg erect penis while flaccid>not even horny just fit with good geneticswomen what could you even do with a guy like thatis that guy even datable?
>>33624609Mrice and mayoinstant ramen and margerinemilk and condensed milk (yes, really)
>>33624613Then post it on a red board and cross link it
>>33624623>rice and mayothis is good you're not the only one
>>33624622I can break him.
>>33624463>you're a tranny amazing argumentkys
>>33623788total lack of impulse control or self-awareness. "I'm an adult now, I can eat what I want" *eats exclusively ice cream and doughnuts and gains 50 pounds a year*sad part is she has a decent face structure and it looks like some nice hip genetics. if she took better care of herself she could've been a 6.5/10, maybe a 7.
>>33624592Acetylcholine is responsible for much more than just muscle contraction, it's a cool compound. Myasthenia gravis specifically is an autoimmune condition in which the acetylcholine receptors in the neuromuscular junction get attacked by the immune system. If acetylcholine does not bind in time, acetylcholinesterase is released to metabolize it. So, a common treatment for MG is a class of drugs called acetylcholinesterase inhibitors, which allows for more time and available acetylcholine to bind with remaining receptors.
Being AGP doesn't mean you are trans.
>>33624495Had a crush on this psycho since SF4 came outand i dont even like asians irl
>>33624619Interesting...>>33624621>gas station hot dogsYou can do better than that... kraut and mustard is great tho>>33624623>rice and mayoRegular mayo or kewpie mayo? I feel like that would be a great combination with kewpie mayo
>>33624636It just means you want to be trans, but you don't have money for the surgery
>>33624636all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares
>>33624638>Regular mayo or kewpie mayo?I mean REAL western mayo made with eggs, oil and lemon.
>>33624620her thighs?
>>33624625https://fapellino.net/sweetie-belle/Enjoy
>>33624646
>>33624372M secret rooms at my grandfather’s house except it my former university’s president living there instead. There was a camouflaged lever in a forsythia bush and I think a room under floorboards.
>>33624470moid heresame outfit but with colors and red lips and I think it's even hotter. she's filthy attractive from the get go. example of women winning the genetic lottery
armpitfags are footfag adjacent
>>33624609MRanch dressing on a meatball sub
>>33624156this whole>it is sexist that we don't teach women their anatomything is ridiculous. We also don't teach the average person the intricacies of the endocrine system, so what? for 99% of the population, it's unnecessary information. Most of what you actually need to know regarding your sex organs is common sense, and only related to the surface-level stuff. Men don't need to know the details of how the testicles produce sperm, so we aren't taught it. it's useless trivia. There is an epidemic of overeducation in the west, see "mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" meme.
>>3362463690% of trannies have AGP.When you think of them as addicts, it makes alot more sense. They get that visceral rage when you don't play along with their fetish because you are getting in between an addict and their fix.
>>33624653I am adjacent to myselfI am a marvel of psychology
>>33624654Myour tastes are gross bro
>>33624638>You can do better than that... Yeah but single cooked hotdog retailers usually don't stock kraut as a topping, nor does kraut or hotdogs come in single servings at the grocery store. And I only sometimes want a single one.>kraut and mustard is great tho
>>33624649FAS?
>>33624639I don't want to cut my penis off>>33624640IDK I just get hard wearing femboy clothes when I'm all alone. I'm currently trying to lose as much weight as possible to get a nice hourglass waist.
>>33624385I hate the way they feel. They also dry me out.
>>33624654Would, but so messy already.
>>33624658You don't need to tell me, you should see the looks I get when I order it
>>33624662What?
>>33624649I can now confirm that she is not a femboy, her tits are much larger than I thought.
>>33624664Based. What do you usually do about the baby thing?
>>33624663You're heading down a pipeline that's gonna lead you to suicide.
>>33624653Your theory may be right because I am also aroused by nice feet.>>33624663>I just get hard wearing femboy clothes when I'm all alone.Thats nice, good for you. Maybe you should consider taking Estrogen as well, get on grindr maybe.
>>33624650This man likes muscular women
>>33624670Nah, I like being a man.
>>33624356>would you date a professional athlete from the nfl/nba/mlb?NFL and MLB, yes. NBA, no.>>33624382>Who's easier to deal with, women or men?Men. They're usually simple creatures with simple motivations and needs.>>33624388Why would economic factors do this?>>33624414Is that the big dick Aussie Girthmasterr?>>33624470>Women, why haven't you taken the goth pill yet?I did back in high school, but south Texas is hot as fuck.>>33624495>Post a video game character you think is a 10/10FPicrel>>33624536This
>>33624645o7might have to try that tonight>>33624654Nah that's just too much sauce, soupy sub>>33624660<3
>>33624156>"my fiancée">"she is a girl and has sex">"(sometimes with me too)"
>>33624668I would have thought her vagina would be the more convincing argument but okay
>>33624655It's interesting and fun stuff though. Learning how spermatogenesis and spermiogenesis worked was interesting.Ovarian and uterine cycle stuff did my head in though, genuinely the biggest headache physiology ever gave me was learning that stuff hah.
>>33624673If you say so. Keep it that way.
Women What’s your opinion on autistic men vs autistic women
>>33624675Soak it up with some added cheese. It all melds together into this very creamy and tangy mess that can hold together up until the last few bites
>>33624672not him but I love muscular women without fetishizing armpits. what's wrong with muscular women anyway?
>>33624671>Maybe you should consider taking Estrogen as wellDude, if I had money I would inject TESTOSTERONE, not girl juice.>get on grindr maybeI'm not attracted to men.
>>33624495Miyabi from Senran Kagurashe tries to act all cool and aloof but really she's just a dumb goofball
Why do I only remember bad things that happen in technicolor and the good things fade from my memory no matter how hard I try to preserve them
>>33624683I didnt say there was anything wrong with liking muscular women. I'm just saying if you like armpits, you probably also like muscular athletic girls.
>>33624687remembering pain keeps you alive, remembering pleasure makes you lazy. unfortunately it's evolutionary.
>>33624681>Autistic menBoo>Autistic womenUnderstandable
>>33624672While I can appreciate them and enjoy them they are not my preferred type. I much prefer short stacks.wemb unrel
>>33624681Autistic women mask too hard and tend to be afraid to sperg out, I'd rather they sperged out more. Autistic men don't tend to mask.I like open sperginess because I get to be weird about my special interests in return.
>>33624690If it’s natural then I don’t mind I thought I was defective
>>33624677It was, I was just stating my surprise at her tits. She looks much flatter in clothes. Its a good feature to have.
>>33623975MOn these threads, or 4chan in general? I've fucked a woman off of 4chan, so that was probably my favorite. I've also had some very sexually exciting conversations in these threads, so that's been my favorite outcome within /atoga/.
>>33624679I didn't say you shouldn't learn it. I just have an issue with people acting like it's a social disservice to women that we aren't taught the hyperspecifics about their anatomy. I have mountains of useless history knowledge because I found it fun to learn but I wouldn't ever suggest the average person needs even a third of it to have a functional and happy life.
>>33624691Go on Reddit. Autistic men are annoying, and self victimizers too, but autistic women are like that but twice as bad But whatever, I don’t need approval from yo ho ass anyway fool, even neurotypical can understand the power of investing, so one day I’ll have millions and you’ll be… no in as good of state as you are now.
>>33624684Yeah but you could get with the trannies and femboys in your area
Should I use my white male privilege to lift a brown femanon out of poverty, /atoga/?
>>33624530God I need to beat her game. I just always get distracted by another one I like a lot.
>>33624585>What would you think if you found out your bf is secretly attracted to femboys?Based and femboy pilled bf>>33624681>What’s your opinion on autistic men vs autistic womenWe are held to a much higher standard because boys don't give a shit if another boy is a bit weird. Girls sniff that shit out immediately and will pounce on it to ostracize you from their social circle. I didn't get a female friend until I was in 8th grade and was good enough at masking for people to think I wasn't an entirely lost cause.>>33624697Go fuck yourself
>>33624697You seem alright. I would totally buy you a beer or roll you a doobie. Yeah that makes me kinda a simp but finding people who are kind to autistic men is welcoming.
>>33624704That is the worst thing you could possibly invest your time and money on, no
Who has higher standards, men or women?
>>33624702>I don’t need approval from yo ho ass>ho>implying there's actual women on /atoga/ and not just male trolls pretending to be women to ragebait
>>33624704MOnly if the love between you two is true, and you aren’t just fetishizing her skin color and ethnicity
>>33624710we're all women here>>33624709incorrect, the girl on the left should be taller than the guy
I want him to love me I’m so tired of being alone all the time
>>33624702The voices are telling me you don't have more saved than I do rn. But yeah, I'll pass on reddit.
Are there any women that are attractive and are around 5’8? I can’t let my 6’5 genetics go to waste
>>33624701Agreed that the average person doesn't need the hyperspecifics to be honest, and I don't appreciate when people go on WebMD too much and try to correct me haha. Although, grossly misinformed people do irritate me so I personally like when people are more informed.>>33624706>go fuck yourselfI think that's why you weren't liked, not because you're autistic. If you don't wanna be ostracized, don't do it to others. >>33624707Honestly I just like people who are honest and open, regardless of gender autistic people tend to be more like that. Plus, I like listening to people drone about their special interests, it's really fun.
>>33624710Everyone has a vagina unless they post time stamped cock.
>>33624676redditcuck being a cuck
>>33624650hey wait a minutes that's usually the image I post lolbut yes her armpits are one of the reasons I like her that and the fact that she's flat
>>33624718What about 5’7
Women, ever had a Karen moment?
>>33624721I mean, we all do technically start out phenotypically female in the womb, sooo....
>>33624718怪獣
>>33624724Assuming you are attractive then yeah, that would probably be fine
>>33624693dammit my yellow fever is acting up
>>33624726how should i fucking know
>>33624715>>33624721women don't use the internet outside of normie containment zones like instagram and tiktok.
>>33624729Shit
>>33624720that's just a general dislike of people afflicted with dunning-kruger. I think most people dislike someone less knowledgeable than them trying to speak with authority on a subject.
>>33624728I also like the hit manga/anime series Monster
>>33624706>Girls sniff that shit out immediately and will pounce on it to ostracize you from their social circleyep girl on girl violence is some inhumane shit>We are held to a much higher standard because boys don't give a shit if another boy is a bit weirdoh sweet summer child
>>33623753I dont see why shouldn't there be.
>>33624715>incorrect, the girl on the left should be taller than the guyMight be your personal taste but most guys want a woman that is slightler smaller than them.
>>33624733Crosspost cock, defective female.
>>33624723>hey wait a minutes that's usually the image I postBrotherman, I hadn't known it was you, I apologize. If I had known it was you I would have had no reason to doubt your taste.>and the fact that she's flatpicrel
My neighbor says she's afraid I might get disappeared or killed because I bought a book at Barnes and Noble about government assassinations. Is she right?
>>33624734You’re not a cutie pie? :(
>>33624742You're probably on a list.
>>33624740My hard drive doesn't have enough memory to store a pic of my cock. Sorry.
>>33624744No I’m pretty busted looking
>>33624741it's alright anon, no need to apologize>picrellol very relatable
>>33624730Emiru tends to have that effect on people, here is a white woman to balance your humours
>>33624735Haha, I don't mind if they get it right or are able to hold a proper conversation. But I've had people "erm ackshually" me about my specialty and get it so wrong it just makes me cringe.
What do men want us to talk about to them?What topics do men find interesting?
>>33624751bit too masc for my tastes
Men. How did you feel when you were captured for ransom on the battlefield and spent months in an enemy's dungeon while your liege lord negotiated your release?
>>33624754On here or in general?
>>3362471720k in gold and silver, $2500 in VOO. And that’s just what I paid when I bought them.>>33624710Pic related
I love average women!
>>33624739most guys genuinely don't care about how tall a girl is so long as she isn't a giant (over a foot taller). guys go for shorter girls mostly because women absolutely DESPISE when a man is close to her height, so it's a pragmatic choice made to ensure he has the highest chance of finding a girl who reciprocates his feelings. a 5'9 guy doesn't pursue a 5'1 girl because he likes how short she is, he pursues her because the 5'7 girl got the ick because of his height.
>>33624742Tell her you're gonna make her your girlfriend so she can keep an eye out for you. She clearly wants your dick.
>>33624747oh… ok…..
>>33624758Wherever, love
>>33624754If i want to be mentally stimulated talking i will be talking to my brosYou be bubbly and cute or nice and thats enough>>33624739Wrong. Its women w
>>33624753that's what the DK effect is. people with a little bit of knowledge thinking they know all there is to know on that subject, causing them to be overconfident in their knowledge.
>>33623702>OP's picDoes anyone wish there was an adult version of Wednesday as a main character in a series? Like maybe a series of someone like Susan, Death's granddaughter from the Discworld books?
>>33624754Your dreams, desires, what makes you happy. Dating and later: what ails you, things that your friends can't help you with but we can. Faggy shit like that
>>33624757Captured by whom?
>>33624764ntaThis tracks given what you've said this thread about wanting to be pegged >>33624756Ugh, fine heres some soft tittes for you
>>33623862MThe illusion of having options in life
I would gladly worship 6'0-6'3 girl.T. 6'2 man.
>>33624754you're on 4chan and you can't tell? browse the three most popular boards for one year and you should be able to intuit the average man's interests better than the vast majority of women in human history
>>33624715>incorrect, the girl on the left should be taller than the guy99% of men don't want that. (I am the 1% who wants that.)
>>33624772When you got captured by enemy forces on the battlefield.
>>33624470That ass >>33624524F it’s a state park front desk/gift shop. I do reservations and also gift shop ordering and stocking.>What gender are the majority of your coworkers?All women that work the desk. The naturalist and superintendents are men and have offices at the main office but they’re not in their office that much. >Do you get along with them?Yeah although our head superintendent is very maintenance and has a bad temper.>>33624585Break up with him
I too love average women!
>>33624764I'm glad there's people into them.>>33624773I'll stick with the animuland girl for now
>>33624759I come here to ragebait LMAO.
>>33624769DK effect was actually recently challenged as the result of a statistical artefact, as a side note. There's a few good peer reviewed papers on it! My colleague brought it up one day and him and I had a nice chat about it
>>33624780That's not a woman. That's a little girl.
>>33624742lmao no. The American government is weak af. They can’t even stop a president ripping through their own people. Unless he goes directly after the CIA (JFK) then it’s code red.At worst you’re on a list now, a list that gains dust because they don’t have enough manpower to get us all. The current deportations are proof of that, they don’t even have the manpower to fulfill the deportation promises.But if you live in a different country it might be different. You should know how much your government gives a shit about dissent, especially if you live in an authoritarian country.
>>33624776I should browse THREE boards for A YEAR? KEK, if there's only a way that's less retarded and I can know without the additional bs. You know, like asking men.
>>33624784With a body like this?
>>33624779>Break up with himwhy?
>>33624004No
>>33624780I love me a woman with an aristocratic chin.
>>33624770But it's quite adult already
>>33624788I don’t like femboys
>>33624784could you stop thinking about little girls for a second you pervert?
>>33624767For longer irl converstations, just talk about your intrests or topic you know a lot about.On here; talk about your boobs or about how much you love chads and hate normal men, so I can keep pretending I am single and lonely due to the shape of my skull and not my horrible personality or me never leaving the house.
>>33624073Marcus Aurelius did not invent stoicism.
>>33624773Please God... either of them would make me happy
>>33624793but he isn't a femboy...
>>33624792Wy, because it has serial killers in it? The show is pretty much just goth Harry Potter.
>>33624796He was the guy that invented meditation, right
>>33624795NTA but your raw self-aware statement makes me want to give you a hug, anon. Are you okay?
>>33624786you'll get far more data being surrounded by thousands of men discussing their hobbies in a natural environment than you would from asking a dozen men in an artificial one.>>33624785the president has very little actual power or authority. FDR tried very hard to turn the office into one where the president has his own personal army, but even then he can't do anything unless the rest of the government is on board with him.
>>33624778Which enemy force?>The british I am not really concerned>AmericansHope they remember to give me food>FrenchThe next few years will suck a lot>RussiansSuicide seems like the best option
>>33624801Meditation was invented separately and independently in Eastern and Western cultures so I think you need to clarify.
>>33624804nobody likes a self hating faggot, you're fucking annoying
>>33623824>>33623784Prisons work when people are accountable to others in their family or community. When you know that all the people you know are disappointed in you and you serve your time, get out, and they give you another chance, you're much less likely to do that again. But when the people around you don't care if you go to prison, there's no real downside to it.If you really think we need to teach people how to not randomly stab a stranger for no reason, you're not very smart.
>>33624799>goth Harry Potter.lmao that's perfect
>>33624791>I'll say it I love all women, they're very cuteI agree anon, women are very cute. Sometimes it hurts me and I need to stop and catch my breath.>It all comes from my rather abusive mother nglI'm glad you're working this out and starting the healing process.
>>33624754The books you want to read, the foods you want to try, the skills you want to gain, the knowledge you want to learn, the places you want to see, the people you want to know, the goals you want to achieve, the future you want to build, that sort of thing.Oh, on here? Ummm... what's the deal with boobs, am I right?
>>33624797For me its right. I like her nose a lot and that cheeky grin.
>>33624808I dunno I heard he wrote the book or something
>>33624813yeah but you shouldn't make that your whole personality man! that's not going to help you get a gf, you gotta focus on something positive about yourself
>>33624808It's what he did when he invented the Empire, okay?
>>33624803>Are you okay?Yes, I have long since burried my emotional problems under 17 layers of irony.
Women, do you do your daily Kegel Exercises or do you piss yourself sometimes?
>>33624810Murder and rape (when it's intentional) are unequivocally evil and deserve prison, maybe even the death sentence. As do people who torture and kidnap women and children. The problem with carceral institutions is that laws are sometimes so expansive about what's considered punishable that there are cultures where people are arrested for having gay sex, smoking pot, or offering to read someone's fortune. And before you go casting aspersions on Islamic and South Asian cultures, I should remind you that Debtors' Prison was a thing in "the West" in relatively recent history.
>>33624795>so I can keep pretending I am single and lonely due to the shape of my skull and not my horrible personality or me never leaving the houseDude here, and I do have a horrible personality too, but guess what? Chad also does.If you (yes, you) were 6'3" (without changing anything else about you) you'd be drowning in pussy because at the end of the day it's not your personality and much less your beliefs that matter, only your looks - this applies in every situation (not just dating) and with women too.
>>33624704Don't do that, dumbest. Waste of money, dont mix your bloodline. Brown women are for playing around with, not starting a family
>>33624720>I think that's why you weren't liked, not because you're autistic. If you don't wanna be ostracized, don't do it to others.Your idea of autistic women is a manic pixie dream girl. It's the equivalent of saying they like girls who are natural but posts a picture of a woman with obvious makeup, or saying you like average women and posting a literal model. You don't want a girl that has to sleep on the hardwood floor because she can't tolerate the feel of her own sheets on her skin. You don't want a girl that can't have an open discussion because she shuts down when emotionally overwhelmed. You don't want a girl who starves herself because she physically can't bring herself to eat food. Autism is more than some fucking infodumping about hyperfixations.>>33624737>oh sweet summer childBoys still wanted to play with the boy that was obsessed with sonic. Girls didn't want to play with the girl that couldn't smile naturally and didn't crush on boys.>>33624751I am glad to have enlightened you on the Becky Lynch pit game.
>>33624815I have to agree Anon, fuck I need a new gf.
>>33624822Anon, I am 6'4'', still doesnt help me.Also when I say horrible personality I mean shy not actually being a bad or immoral person.
looking for busty vietnamese femanons to bounce on it crazy style
>>33624823Anon, most people have "mixed bloodlines" already outside of severely inbred cultures like the Yazidis. Your weird obsession with racial purity is stupid and dumb.
>>33624746BooooooGo get the hadron collider so we can find it first.
>>33624820i used to pee the bed when i was younger so when i was like fourteen my mom bought me something that *really really looks like a sex toy* but technically it isn't, according to her, and it comes with a phone app where if i clench my kegels i play a flappy bird clone.
>>336248221000% thisLife as a tall guy is easy mode. If you fail as a tall guy its because you're not even trying
>>33624830
>>33624757>>33624757I thanked God I was not born a lowly peasant like those who were levied and were sumaraly executed on the field by the enemy forces. 7/10 their servants were poorly trained but the food was ok.
>>33624824>Boys still wanted to play with the boy that was obsessed with sonic.Good>Girls didn't want to play with the girl that couldn't smile naturally and didn't crush on boys.Bad>Boys bullied the boy that couldn't smile naturally and couldn't act normal. Mocked and humiliated him until he lost all self-confidence and was never able to form normal friendships, let alone relationships.
>>33624835Yes, I can see how that concept would be confusing to you.
>>33624830Silence, mudblood
How are men supposed to cope with tfwnogf without anime?
>>33624833...is that a good memory or a bad memory?
>>33624704I genuinely can't understand how first worlders live among beings like THESE and then go>this fucking sucks, actually
either genderwhich Mountain Dew variant is your go-to? for me, it's Pitch Black (RIP Distortion and Throwback)
>>33624842Show your 23andMe results. I dare you.
>>33624833based pedo "medical device" developers
>>33624844i mean i still have it. my mom is just super autistic about natural medicine and that kind of stuff.
>>33624846>omg... is that... a woman?!?!Simps baka
>>33624843Is there a bad horse that kills? Why are her eyes red.
>>33624846they got too big for their britches
>>33624828You're not even trying or you have a skill issue. You should be drowning in pussy.Imagine living life on easy mode and still fucking up.
>>33624821What's your point?A society decides what is unacceptable behavior, and locks people up for doing things that are unacceptable. If you want to do things that the society in which you live has banned, go somewhere else or don't do them. If you choose to do them anyway, you know the consequences. And if it's truly an unjust law, you won't feel the stigma for going to jail for it, and eventually the government will recognize that enforcement of that particular law is at the very least pointless, and may be untenable if too many people are violating it.This is how societies work. They are a collective, and an individual's beliefs about what should or should not be deserving of a prison sentence do not override the collective.
>>33624851Did your mum ever perform figging on you, where you're restrained and pieces of pickled ginger are placed between your bum cheeks for up to 2-3 hours to irritate your rectal cavity?
>as a guy you have to initiate the kisshow the fuck do you know if its the right time or not, especially for the first timenigga I have autism, I HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY NIGGA
>>33624847MI don't buy soda anymore so idk what's on the market butCode Red > regular > Voltage > Whiteout > random seasonal flavors > Pitch Black > Livewire
>>33624833This sounds like a blatant lie. Women, is this real?
>>33624853Because she kills Mr Hands style
>>33624773No seriously, where do I find women that look like this? Is this in the South of the US? A girl who looks like this I would fucking ruin (consensually) and marry happily.
>>33624860no, jesus. i've drank ginger juice, but she never did anything like that. she only knew about the kegel thing because she had one for herself after she gave birth to help like re-strengthen her pelvic floor.
>>33624861You don't. You just guess. If you do it too early she gets the ick and leaves, if you do it too late she assumes you're gay or something and leaves.
>>33624848I never gave that website my DNA, its all bullshit. A guy sent lizard spit once and it came back as majority jewish, its nonsense.
>>33624863Forgot Baja Blast at the very bottom
>>33624837It's not a competition. I wish >>33624824 had been granted a happier childhood, I wish you had been granted a happier childhood, and I wish you would realize that proving your misery was more miserable won't make you happy now. There's no point to even asking questions in /atoga/ if the response to any answer is "You're wrong!"
>>33624847The only dew that exists is baja blast. The other shit is gross.
>>33624864i mean here dudehttps://perifit.co/products/kegel-exerciser-with-app
>>33624822NTA but this is bullshit. I'm 6'2", been on a bunch of dates, but never had a gf.
>>33624857You can't outlift/outheight the tism and/or cuck upbringing anon, it's a long path to overcome that disability.
British Anons, are Chavs just British Stacy's or is there a distinct difference between them?
Did anyone here ever study the blade (fencing, kendo, etc.)? Were you disappointed when you found out you were only using a fragile shinai or foil and couldn't actually cause harm or pain to your opponent? That was what was disappointing to me when I tried pursuing those as extracurricular hobbies. I wanted to prepare for some hypothetical situation where I'd be in a medieval-style battle and have to use my swordsman skills for life-or-death combat.
>>33624868I think im locked out of this storyline fellas, its so over
>>33624843I personally like to roleplay with AI.>tfw no 8-feet-tall elf girlfriend aboard my science-accurate spaceship (the ISV Otto von Bismarck)
>>33624861I'd ask to kiss him if he was too shy or autistic to tell.
>>33624846because those women act like elite super beings and will refuse to even acknowledge the existence of 99.99999% of men. We know we have no chance with her, so why bother chasing?
>>33624851I have to give you a (You) so that you'll have a normal reply instead of just that other guy.Here's my greentext for you:>natural medicines>smartphone app
>>33624872>It's not a competitionExactly. That's why I was giving an example to the ">We are held to a much higher standard because boys don't give a shit if another boy is a bit weird" poster.
>>33624876Jeff Bezos overcame autism with lots and lots of money, and now he's a normie Sociopath instead of an Asperger's nutcase like he was in the '90s.
>>33624875>>33624876Skill issue. You're just not trying, fag.
>>33624883thanks i guess
>>33624874Holy shit its real...How old are you now? Did you use it regularly? Do you got that gorilla grip wet wet?
>>33624885Congrats
>>33624843I cope by having my date already picked so I dont have to worry about it much anymore
>>33624887Incorrect.
>>33624873you're not from the South, are you
>>33624877Chavs are like the lowest peasant class of Brit, literal council estate inbreds, a woman chav, is just a slag, but a slag is also just a loose woman.
>>33624892Nah. Skill issue
>>33624881thats not really something girls do. they assume you're not interested if you do it too late, they assume you're a creep if you do it too soon or if you didnt read being you're disgusting in her eyes
>>33624833this reminds me of the green text of the anon saying their mother forced them to use a buttplug as a child "to protect them from accidents"
State genderWhat is your favourite minecraft mod?MMillenaire or the LotR mod
>>33624897>literal cannibal>WHY DO WOMEN HATE ME?
How do average looking and not rich men get harems?
>>33624824>Boys still wanted to play with the boy that was obsessed with sonic.Well naturally. Sonic guys are ultra high value.
>>33624902You dont
>>33624902Impossible to get a harem if you are not rich, even if you are attractive.
>foid stressing>foid causing a fuss>foid being cranky>foid chasing me into my bachelor cave telling me about it>foid sees me start enjoying my soup>foid now eating my soup>foid warming up on my bachelor couch>foid hit with my locked in focus music of J.S. Bach on harp BGM>foid now a sleeping burrito on my couchI'm not interested in this one and I kinda want to make some afternoon coffee to play some noisy video games instead of just shitposting on 4chan. What is a guy supposed to do here
>>33624900MI have never played Minecraft, was slightly too old when it first hit market
Lately, I came to realize that the people who go to respectable unis (where they're guaranteed a decent job) come from wealthy families, who have been wealthy for generations, even under colonialismHow do you come in terms with the fact you're an npc basically, and the rich get richer
I could do with some copiumAfter realizing my hair receeded too much and looked bad, I shaved it.After embracing being bald, I haven't talked or interacted with women. I haven't even tried because I feel I'm too ugly.Basically just accepted that I cannot look good. I cannot even look decent.At least, not until I get lots of corrective surgery
Why shouldn't I hate women?
I been listening to a vampire audiobook and I kinda understand why women like that fantasy.I too would like to drink the blood of the woman I love.
>>33624902by moving to a third world country
>>33624909one of the top colleges in the country is in the next town over from where I live, and they have tens of thousands of enrollments. I don't think there are that many rich old money kids in the country
What was that ship name that was sinking and the men started raping females? It was in the 19th century I think
>>33624900MI don't really play modded, but I liked the Dragon Ball Z mod when I did.
>>33624909the ones born with a silver spoon in their mouth are the NPCs. rich people haven't accomplished anything in generations.
>>33624910I like bald guys
>>33624909The game of life is not about money. Money is just a sidequest.
femanon, lets go to everest and lets freeze on the hillary step so we can be a huge hassle to everyone who wants to come up afterwards
>>33624904I saw it
>>33624898I assume he's hesitating if we're in close proximity and he's showing signs of intrest.
>>33624907you're a man - make some afternoon coffee to play some noisy video gamesif you want considerate manpoints, larp as a daddy, gently try to wake her up, and if necessary princess-carry her to the bed (you aren't a DYEL and she's not average american weight, right?)
>>33624916Bataviaand it wasnt all the men, just a couple
>>33624913I wish there was a third world country with white women (that wasn't Russia)
I don’t like being an ugly woman what do I do if no one loves me despite a lot of people liking me? I personality maxx
>>33624920The only fucking people who say that are the people with money.
>>33624909It isn't, actually. And wealth typically only lasts around three generations.Who cares about having a lot of money though? You don't have to go to MIT or Yale to make good money, more than enough to live comfortably and afford all but the most ridiculous fantasy luxuries.
guys, how many of your egfs have you told that you never met a girl like her and that she's your soulmate? be honest
>>33624889uh i still use it, and i'm not... commenting on the rest? yuck?
>>33624929Maybe just kys? Don't pass on your ugly genes to your children
>>33624912..... he's gonna look like carrie if I sit on his face rn.
>>33624899i mean it is a legitimate medicine thing its just super weird and probably age inappropriate.
>>33624932Never had an e-gf.>>33624929Unless you're fat or horribly disfigured you're probably not that ugly, and you can do something about being fat.
>>33624936He's gonna look like a pancake if you sit on his face rn.
>>33624932M I've never had an egf that's weird
>>33624932To be fair, I told her that because it was true.
>>33624929What makes you think youre ugly? You had bfs before?
>>33624934>not commenting on the restFair play, I wont push further>I still use itNice. Is it pleasurable at all or is it really just like a piece of exercise equipment?
>>33624937I went to middle school with a guy whose mother was concerned about his small penis size so she forced the school nurse to call him in before lunch every day and make him drink a formula made out of horny goat weed and crushed up viagra.
>>33624932I've never had the opportunity to go beyond "I enjoy talking with you more than I enjoy talking with anyone else".
>>33624931>Who cares about having a lot of money though?I do>t.someone who lives in poverty
>>33624940Hahahaha damnit you made me ink!
>>33624932Ew no, my egf would've been repulsed by that and so would I. Thats too much and too corny.
>>33624945the most wtf this can't be real post of the month
>>33624947You don't even have to go to college to get out of poverty. You probably won't do it overnight, and it'll take some effort, but it can be done.
>>33624932I will never say that in my life
>>33624953Ironically when I was in college there were a few homeless college-aged people who hung out with the students and used the campus as a de facto homeless shelter. We just kind of accepted them as part of the pack even though we knew they didn't even go there.
>>33624909>rich get richerto bring some nuance to the thing:https://www.sequoia-financial.com/rags-to-rags-in-three-generations/
>>33624944i mean it's a cylinder. i CAN use it as a dildo if i want, but playing the game isn't that good feeling, it's just like, fine. full.
>>33624927Thanks. Man, it must've been fun for the few that did stuff. All alone at sea with nobody around.
>>33624931I put chicken bouillon into a pot of water and boil it off so it smells like chicken while I eat stolen rehydrated beancurd so I can pretend I'm eating meatthe boomers and richfags saying the money isn't the problem need to get deathcamped
Looking for Korean gf
>>33624953I know, its just difficult
>>33624945oh jesus christthat guy probably has a fucked up head if this is true
>>33624927of course it was the Dutch...
>>33624964Here's her ex btw.
which daki cover should I get? I like all of them equally so it's hard to choose
>>33624961I mean probably not worth it if you look at how they died
>>33624968based mother making sure her bloodline ends with her son
>>33624972Spend the money on alcohol instead, QT.
Women, do you read philosophy?
>>33624977I don't drink
>>33624971I will never understand the mentality of retards like thisWhy go after random people instead of the government ruining your life? Go after a synagogue or something
>>33624847>which Mountain Dew variant is your go-to? for me, it's Pitch BlackCode Red. Pitch Black was good too, especially as a Slurpee at 7/11>>33624903>Well naturally. Sonic guys are ultra high value.Very true. Sammy Sonic Superfan is crushing so much puss now. >>33624916>>33624927And it wasn't just women they raped, but children too.>>33624964>Looking for Korean gfWhy? They're the third worst East Asian and the biggest gatekeepers.
>>33624973Was that the only ship story where it happened? I feel like there was a different story where the men stopped the women from escaping? Or it was the same ship?
>>33624981every time you see a video of a guy like that it's a roomtemp IQ situation
>>33624982Didn't ask, ENTJeet
>>33624983thats the only one that comes to mindit probably happened to others too but not like everyone will be documented.The batavia was special
>>33624942is it still?
>>33624960>i CAN use it as a dildoyou phrase this as if you haven't done so...>full>3.2in length, 3.7 cirumferenceWe are SO fucking back
>>33624979sometimes
>>33624931This is some delulu answer. First of all, I'm not from the US, so I guess someone else is more suitable to argue with you about that. Here however literally people who were wealthy are the ones who ruled our country after independence, and those same wealthy ones are the ones who brushes shoulders with colonizers, lived in harmony with them. Second, yes, they're grand grand grand ... children are still now wealthy and it is THAT wealth that affords them better opportunities, which leads to them getting into the best schools and becoming the new elite of society lecturing others about hardwork. And yes if you go to any respectable school in this country, it's filled to the brim with rich kids. More importantly, side hustles don't make people wealthy here. In fact, what's worse, is that you need to be technologically literate to make money out of side hustles, something poor people tend not to be (i.e, they tend to be less technologically savvy)In short, there's no social mobility, it's a cycle that begets itself.
>>33624979Yes, lots of medieval Jewish thought. Maimonides and Spinoza are in heavy rotation for me lately.
>>33624891I'd rather be a virgin than spoiled on MGS
Women Are you so fucking stupid and bad at sex as to think that overstimulation is something you can only do to a man after he orgasms?
>>33624981Harder target due to dilution of responsibility, c.f. Comcast hammer granny. We should teach people to be more like Luigi, of course. Actions should have consequences.
>>33624996Overstimulation is a word that people with autistic brain problems use. If you are not diseased with autism, you will not be overstimulated.
>>33624994Spoiled on a 20 year old game?
Friendly reminder women only support Luigi because he is hot (they don't know he is 5'7")
>>33624989What do you read?
It's non-consensual penis torture. Isn't it?
>atoga
>>33624981The synagogue is also random people, Anon.I know you're angry at The Jooz but people who become powerful stop going to public services, so the only people in public services are the powerless.
>inb4 global woman conspiracy to give more 1%er chads debilitating back injuries and appropriate targets
>>33625009I didn't know they made a cartoon about /atoga/
>>33625004If you take out an evil CEO then you can become hot too.
>>33624979I do not currently.
>>33624996Women dont do overstimulation on men, the attosecond they see cum they are over it and want to check their phone.
Do we have any femanons willing to admit that they want to give their hypothetical moid a rimjob? I have a couple questions to ask you, I swear this isn't a horny thing but I want to understand your thought process.
>>33625009>for much of the latter half of the 20th century, boxer shorts were considered "old man" underwear, whilst briefs were for fashionable men>nowadays most guys wouldn't be caught dead in tighty-whities, everybody wears boxers or boxer briefsan interesting development
>>33625014Wrong. Women didn't get wet for the Trump shooter.
>>33624996No. I can do it to him just by being myself if he's autistic enough.*pushing all your buttons*
>>33625023Nobody likes failure.
>>33625023Because he missed
>>33625001Wrong type of overstimulation, you walnut. >>33625016Confirmed idiot.>>33625024Wrong type of overstimulation, you walnut.
>>33624488>So he knew it, but you convinced him to continue the toxic relationship. That's checks out.You're an idiot.One person unilaterally deciding what's best for their partner without discussion, based entirely on self loathing, is being an arrogant selfish asshole appeasing their own feelings of inadequacy rather than actually accepting and respecting their partners thoughts and feelings or even simply discussing the concerns first.But you'd post any idiotic nonsense if it meant you could lob a cheap insult at me.Tell me, do you think you're punching up at someone superior to you?Or are you punching down at someone beneath you?Are you proud of your posts?
>>33625026>>33625027>making up excuses
>>33625010this
For her crimes against moidkind, I sentence femanon to death by ten thousand plaps.
>>33625032>coping
>>33624406Your last paragraph reads like Chat-GPT.
>>33624996Are you talking about edging?
But I waaaaant to keep playing with his cock after he cums.
>>33625039No.
>>33625034Well, if that's what the justice system has determined, who am I to object.
>>33625041That's what I want. I stop nuttin' and you keep on suckin'.
>>33625009KekThanks anon
>>33624962I didn't say money isn't a problem for people in poverty. I just said you don't have to go to MIT to not be in poverty.>>33624992I don't know what country you're in, and obviously there are places that lack opportunity. But at least in the US you can get yourself out of poverty as long as you're willing to put in the effort and be consistent about it. Five years ago I was making less than the poverty line in the US, and no I'm making six figures, and other than letting me live with them for about two years during that time my parents didn't do anything to help me with that.Also, in the US, most wealthy families are wealthy because someone in their family, maybe generations ago, put in consistent effort their whole life, just to give their children a leg up, and then their children did the same thing for decades to reach the point where they could be considered wealthy, and then they pass it on. That kind of thing doesn't just happen in the US.
>>33625037>Your last paragraph reads like Chat-GPT.Do tell
>>33625043Okay, then what are you talking about
>>33624996What are you talking about?
Women, orange juice or apple juice?
>>33625056grapefruit mixed with seltzer
>>33625056cranberry
>>33625052Overestimation on a guy before his orgasm. As in, it's totally possible to overwhelm a guy with pleasure to the point that it's painful, causing him to uncontrollably writhe from how powerful the sensation is, without needing to make him orgasm first. It's been a long time since I've gotten to experience it, and I miss it. And it's incredibly disheartening to see not only all of the femanons, but also the men, have no clue about it.
>>33625010I don't care. I will never forgive them.
>>33625056Jesus juice.
>>33625018I was 100% open to that until I actually had an ass before me and was forced to contemplate the aroma. I settled for fingering his ass and it was all fucking slippery and moist before we even got the lube out. I'm never touching a guy's ass again
>>33625058Why do you like shit that's disgusting?
>>33625062Jew here,Shut the fuck up.
>>33625065girl what eweat ass right after or during bathing
Women do you dislike givong blowjobs?
>>33625041I too enjoy overstimulation
>>33625049I'm not from the US but I can tell you something that I'm pretty sure applies everywhere: you can't put consistent effort if you're constantly worried about your next bill, your next meal... If you come from an unstable background, even if you're good at school, chances are your marks will tank and your mental and cognitive skills too. And it's hard to put an effort when you can barely breathe, so even if you try to learn something to make money, you can't find the time or the mental fortitude to do that. I can tell anon that for long periods of time, a few years ago, I struggled so hard as a result of multiple undiagnosed mental illnesses, that I just forgot shit all the time, I'd start to say something then stop mid sentence and forget what I was about to say, if I read something I just zone out and keep thinking about all the shit that was going on in my life. I'd sit on a desk for hours straight, having only completed by the end like a 30 minutes worth of work because of how my mind wasWe're all the result of our circumstances and desu free will is an illusion
>>33625067No u, demon. I will never shut up for what you have done
What does my dream mean?I had a dream where I paid for a happy ending massage at an airport and the masseuse was jacking me off on a platformed bed in full view of all the other travelers at the airport. Families stopped by to watch and take photos as I got jacked off.What does my dream mean, besides me being a coomer?
>>33625066you are weak little bitch
>>33625065So many men have horrible, horrible hygiene when it comes to their butt. I don't get it. If a woman wanted to interact with my butthole, I'd make sure it was practically sparkling from cleanliness.
>>33625065>until I actually had an ass before me and was forced to contemplate the aromabest boner killer too
Women what is your most valuable posession in non material terms?
>>33625072Uh huh. And what is that exactly?
>>33625065>slippery and moistThe internet assured me that the anus was not self lubricating. What was happening inside this man's butt?
>>33625071this tbqhonky, shit enough environment will fuck shit up for most people
>>33625079My faith in God.
>>33625049>and other than letting me live with them for about two yearsThis is something which provides an unfathomable magnitude of help. It might be a privilege a lot of people have access to, but those who don't have access to it are missing out on something gigantically helpful. The ability to just sit on your arse all day trying to get a good job is so useful. The intelligent people who get trapped are the ones who have to take bad jobs right now because if they don't then they will literally starve or sleep outside.
>>33625081>What was happening inside this man's butt?There was a swarm of slimy centipedes living in it.
Do you simps buy her dinner or do you chads split the bill?
How have we gotten to the point where BlueValkyrie is the only namefag I don't have filtered?
>>33625090Seems unlikely
Ladies, how much flirting should there be during a first date?I'm not at job interview level of dryness but on self reflection I definitely noticed that the majority of my dates are PG.I'm not trying to sleep/fool around on the first date, but I'm starting to worry if they're picking up on a disinterested vibe.
>>33625077I fingered a girl's arse once and came back with some chocolate. She was horrified, I had a laugh and cleaned my finger and just had regular sex with her. didn't kill the mood for me at least, I knew the risk I was taking
>>33625085>but those who don't have access to it are missing out on something gigantically helpful. The ability to just sit on your arse all day trying to get a good job is so useful. The intelligent people who get trapped are the ones who have to take bad jobs right nowcan confirm, financial insecurity basically made me take a shit job that resulted in an even shittier future
>>33625085I still had bills and still had to pay for a lot of my stuff. I actually had to pay them rent for a good portion of that time, and the rest of it I was spending time every week helping them do work on their new house, stuff like painting the walls, scraping the floors to prepare for flooring, installing fixtures, caulking, etc. And I had a 9-5 the whole time as well.>>33625071Yeah, mental illness will fuck a lot of people up. Not denying that. I don't think most countries do a very good job of helping people with it.
>>33625080I'm not dropping a novel just so you can ban me for being off topic but a just a few bullet points>tricking the world into believing the holocaust was happening >countless meaningless deaths that happened because of the holocaust lie>committing child sacrifice all throughout history and covering up those crimes>taking over the US government through the federal reserve and lobbying>responsible for the legal precedent that businesses should only care for stockholders and nothing else>the genocide of the Russians by the bolcheviks >the genocide of the Ukrainians and the Armenians>creation of communism
Do men who prefer pussy eating to dick sucking actually exist or is this a meme?
>>33625090I don't trust how this was calculated. My wife is a SAHM, so I'm "spending" thousands on her because I'm the sole breadwinner, but it's not like I'm actually just handing her cash. I buy all the food she eats, because I buy all the food, period.
>>33625090Mbait and fake numbersthe real numbers suggest men are spending money on women way less than ever before. $15,000 average is a physical impossibility it's so far outside the norm. Even $1500 is grossly unrealistic.
>>33625056pomegranate
>>33625110feminism (the crazy type) and immigrantism (the unintegrated type) too
>>33625110Let me put on my best Urkel:Did I do that?
>>33625083Poor people work their asses off not to end up where they started at life (below poverty line or barely above it)Whereas for rich people, it takes effort to fail. Like they need to kill someone or rape someone to *mayyybe* end up in jail (we saw rapists being left off the hook left and right these last monhts). Other than that, they're still gonna end up wealthier than most people who work their asses off
>>33625111I prefer pussy eating to getting my dick sucked but that's as a cope because my dick is mediocre. I might feel differently if I had a mighty dick to make my bloodline proud every time it's sucked.
>>33625110[citation needed]
>>33625117You just love to rub it in, don't ya?Can't stop yourselves from doing it
>>33625031>someone beneath youLooks like it.>Are you proud of your posts?Most of the time.
>>33625060you can't say this and then not explain how to get a man to that point
>>33625109>Yeah, mental illness will fuck a lot of people up. Not denying that. I don't think most countries do a very good job of helping people with it.But you know anon most violent households are also low educated and low income, so it is a cycle
>>33625111I'm pretty sure they exist, but I'm not one of them. I just love getting my dick sucked too much.
>>33625090"I forgot my wallet"
girlsMy gf keeps asking me if she’s attractive and when I say yes; she always says “you never want to sleep with me”. It’s becoming frustrating because she knows that I have stress issues and she also knows I am low T. What am I suppose to do?
Would you date a girl with the worst luck in the world
>>33625128nta but blasting the head of my dick with a shower head has done it to me.
>>33625135I am a luck vampire so it'll probably work out
>>33624987In a way - she broke my heart, but I was a bum at the time and she got a chronic condition. Clearly thought she could do better. I know I can find someone else, better etc, but I really loved what we had.
>>33625135>worst luck in the worldThat would explain why she's dating me...
>>33625134use woman rhetoric to make her the abuser rapist oppressor or something
>>33625031You just can't help yourself, can you? Typing up these elaborate posts in response to a single line of criticism. Are you proud of the endless bullshit you spew here on an advice board every day?
>>33625095Filter it
>>33625109>I still had bills and still had to pay for a lot of my stuff. I actually had to pay them rent for a good portion of that time, and the rest of it I was spending time every week helping them do work on their new house, stuff like painting the walls, scraping the floors to prepare for flooring, installing fixtures, caulking, etc.Doesn't matter.I'll do a comparison of myself and some guy who was a friend of a friend. That guy literally could not live with his parents because they did not have any space whatsoever for him because they were really poor. Also, they didn't like him, so they weren't going to see if there was something they could somehow do for him. He had to take a shit job right out of uni despite having a good degree from a good university because if he didn't then he was literally just fucked.I, meanwhile, got to sit on my arse while I lazily applied only for the best looking jobs, and then I got to dedicate all hours of every day to practicing bullshit tests so I could pass the one (1) job I decided I wanted to get.You wouldn't have got quite the same amount of time to dedicate to getting the one job you actually want, but you do have that monumental luxury of just applying for good shit
time to play some videogames and forget about how miserable my life is for a couple of hours
Anons who have jobs and who are single: how do you feel when your colleagues talk about their S.O to you/in front of you or when they for eg come to pick them up?
>>33625126Rubbing what in?I want to know, did I personally take part in any of that?
>>33625135Does she fall off skateboards?
>>33625153I don’t care anymore
>>33625151Good luck, Anon. I hope you get a new high score, and I hope tomorrow is better for you than today was.
>>33625074>What does my dream mean?>I had a dream where I paid for a happy ending massage at an airport and the masseuse was jacking me off on a platformed bed in full view of all the other travelers at the airport. Families stopped by to watch and take photos as I got jacked off.>What does my dream mean, besides me being a coomer?you may have a deep-seated anxiety about your authentic self being revealed, judged, or misunderstood.
>>33625153We laugh and joke about it, we encourage each other, it's very boyish. I like it a lot to be honest.Whether it's jokingly tell someone to go to the brass gaff, or to marry their partner of 8 years, whatever it is, we tease and laugh with each other.
>>33625153I don't. I'm too far from their situation to even make sense to compare.
>>33625153I'm happy for them. It's only distressing when they talk about me finding love someday too (yeah right), but thankfully they are tactful enough to not do that often.
>>33625153>Anons who have jobs and who are single: how do you feel when your colleagues talk about their S.O to you/in front of you or when they for eg come to pick them up?Annoying, and sometimes ignore it because sometimes they're not very nice.
>>33625153It happens so rarely that I don't think I've ever thought about it before.
How come there are no motivational femininity videos?
>>33625153Relieved. Because they're universally complaining or bragging about something extremely minor.
>>33625090That's a $40 date everday. I don't know anybody that does that other than chronically single guys with too much money that """need to play the field""">>33625113Yeah according to my estimation $1040 is a $40 date every two weeks.
>>33625147You have to remember, MKG doesn't give a fuck about his own image. He will tell you as such himself, he has no image to protect, no reputation to maintain, no cred to safeguard. He presents himself as-is and owns all his flaws, and he is unbothered by all criticism.And that's why he's here every day to talk about how amazing he is and to refute you line-by-line if you ever say anything negative about him.
>>33625156>>33625160>>33625161>>33625164>>33625165>>33625166Tbh, I feel like I want to disappear. I feel like such a burden. Like everyone's thinking it (and sometimes someone says it, just a few days ago someone did): why aren't you married? you realize the years are going by quickly and like a decade you won't be able to have children right?
>>33625128I was kind of hoping for someone to ask. I felt like it would be weird to go on a long talk that no one asked for.I'm happy to go into as much detail as you'd like, but the short version is this: Use lube on his dick when you're jacking him off, and let the lube get to the point that, while it's still slick, it's thick and sticky. Then, focus all the stimulation on his glans. Letting your fingers stickily caress it in different ways/patterns. Even if a guy is circumcised, it'll easily get to the point of being too much.
>>33625168They have this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuapP1Q8qJM
>>33625168Because it's not hard to be a woman since we accept ourselves and each other's struggles."Motivational femininity" is the fake trad culture wars we don't like.
>>33625153I feel relieved that I'm single and secretly wonder if their relationships are as shit as mine was. There's just no way the guy treats her as well behind closed doors and I'm curious about how much worse it might be.
Femanons what do you think of women who ask celebrities to autograph their boobs? Would you ask your favorite celeb to sign yours?
>>33625130I don't think that necessarily has to lead to mental illness, though. My dad was bipolar and used alcohol to deal with the anxiety that comes with that, and he was a real asshole when he was drunk. He eventually got actual help and stopped drinking, but not until I was out of the house.However, I understand that some people have it worse, and that some people are more susceptible to mental illness.>>33625149Once you have a stable job that at least pays enough to afford to eat, even if you have to live with roommates, you can then take the time to look for something better. You might only have half an hour a day, it might take you months to even get an interview, but it can be done.
>>33625182idgaf about what they do, I don't have a fav celeb and no, most likely not
>>33625154Rubbing in that you know that I know you're full ofI don't care that YOU didn't personally. The rest of your race, the ones in charge, did all this and loves it. You're just low tier scrub that doesn't attend the demonic fancy parties.You can't manipulate me. And nothing I say will stick in your head.
>>33625182He can sign my boobs and touch them.
>>33625153It doesn't bother me much. If they ask me about mine, I just say I'm single. Sometimes it gets a bit awkward, but usually only for a minute or two and then we move on.
>>33625158thanks anon :)
>>33625113Old numbers, but fun chart to post. If it's to be believed, the best investment for the average Joe is to get a wife and taxbreakmaxx, otherwise he's getting penalized for not having a trailer hitched to his wagie ass.
>>33625188*full of shitGod damn phone
>>33625176Didn't this woman get cheated on when she was pregnant?
>>33625182They're fine I guess. I wouldn't do that because I don't have big enough boobs to sign so it would just be awkward
Hey italyanon, are youse some kinda wise guy?
>>33625059>>33625114Combine the two - it's really good :p
>>33625188NTA, but I love how these people are always exactly the same. "The Jews are all evil!" "What about Steve? He's Jewish I think." "Well, not him specifically, but the Jews are all evil!" So pathetic.
>>33625168Typically motivational videos tell you what you don't want to hear but need to hear. "You're a fat lazy piece of shit, get off your ass because nobody is ever coming to save you" doesn't appeal to women, they want to be told they're beautiful no matter what and truthfully they most likely do have someone coming to save them at the end of the day unlike men.
>32,000 Italians sharing nudes of their wivesThat number isn't nearly high enough to be believable.
>>33625203same problem
I dont want to be hard, I want to be comfy and read, I didnt ask to be born.
>>33625204Nta, but I literally had an argument with someone (a man) who told me lately I don't need to work and I can just be a stay at home mom because men don't care about my education or workPlease. You say this shit, not us!
>>33625168They exist, they're called 'Hollywood movies'. basically all of modern pop culture is female motivationalism. try and find me a modern movie or TV show or song that isn't about female empowerment
>>33625209I prefer to be watched
>>33625209I understand your struggle sometimes I come and I'm ready to put my pants back on but my cock is still hard sometimes for 40 minutes after I'm done and I just want to do something else
>>33625212Everybody says that shit, because you're the coddled gilded cage gender.
What compels a married man to text a female friend of his that she looks ugly in a photo he took of her
>>33625182Sounds like fun. I’m flat, but they could sign my butt haha
>>33625174fascinating. i want you to elaborate and go into as much detail as you want.
>>33625222Unfortunately, being retarded is not a barrier to marriage.
>>33625153It’s nice. They are good people, I hope they are happy together
>>33625222He's probably trying to banter, call him a fat fuck.
>>33625222If she's still single, looking out for her because he considers her a true, close friend.
>>33625173Ignore them, they probably don't think that way
>>33625200So what if I am? The fuck is it to you?
What's the point of a high school reunion?
>>33625236mog or get mogged
>>33625236Escapism
>>33625221No, YOU said women think men are coming to save them, meanwhile men are making podcasts telling us to marry by 23 otherwise we're hags Women aren't clamoring to be your servants/vaginas for a meal ticket.
Anyone here build models? Figures, vehicles, anything like that?
>>33625239I didn't.
>>33625231They do and they said it a few timesIf I were dating someone it wouldve been bearable to some degree, but then they mention their husbands or they come pick them up and I feel like Im thirdwheeling and a social reject
>>33625226I want him to die what is his problem>>33625229He is a fat fuck
>>33625222Could be his wife snooping on his phone and jelly, but I'm gonna go with he's a meatwad.
>>33625236It's ideally a way to catch up with old friends but it's actually just to find out who's winning in life.
>>33625204The fuck you mean, men love hearing that shit. They love feeling like they're hearing things they "don't want to hear but need to hear". It makes them feel all manly and shit
>>33625243>You're a fat lazy piece of shit, get off your ass because nobody is ever coming to save you" doesn't appeal to women, they want to be told they're beautiful no matter what and truthfully they most likely do have someone coming to save them
>>33625246This is why women can't get a honest opinion
>>33624564>>33624539Late reply because I was at the gym. I'm 32.I also got invited to a party while I was there. I don't think I'm going to go though. Man, am I a normie?
Whyyall timmies watchin anime instead of chasin yo wimmin?If yall aint we will
>>33625135does she mind that I have bad luck?
>>33625251
>>33625240I build Gundam models occasionally. What's up?
>>33625232Whoyy aiii oughtaa spank youse for letting gooners toon to your wife. Sleep with the fishes!
>>33625255Doesn't make sense. Black dudes love anime. I've never met a black guy I couldn't talk to about DBZ or Naruto or Code Geass.
>>33625252I know I’m ugly I didn’t ask for his opinion I already feel like shit all the time I don’t know what his problem is
>>33625258Oh, cool! Just, seems like an interesting hobby to get into. I want to try something where you don't need glue or a lot of stickers.
>This woman shows cleavage every time I see her!>AhhhhhhhhhhhhWomen, help me!
>>33625225I can try, but it's easier/more fun if you have specific questions. It requires a lot of close communication with the guy, because keeping it highly pleasurable is challenging. As powerful as individual motions are, such as repeatedly sliding your fingers down the tip or rubbing your thumb side to side across the top, it's like the body rejects having such intense stimulation. Even if it feels extreme and incredible, it's like the body numbs it and the sensation quickly dies down. So you need to change things up a lot, and there's no way for you to tell aside from the guy's reactions and what he tells you. It's a skill that I'd worship a woman for having, or wanting to build it with me.
>>33625222He is drunk and believes his bantering is good and will lead to sex.
Is Quiet from Metal Gear Solid mid?
>>33625271Her face is kind of unfortunate. Her actress looks better in real life.
>>33625268How much? Like an inch or more?
>>33625271No. And you guys are weird.
sittinnn in the paaaaaarkwaitinnn for yoooOUOUOU
>>33625265>friend of hisTell him exactly what you wrote in this (>>33625265) post, if he's an actual friend and not a shithead, he'll do what friends do
>>33625216I miss when my gf would watch me masturbate
>>33625271F Mid face, pretty good body. Are those breast implant scars?
If I have sex with a woman, and after she finish, she suggest sucking my dick, but change her mind before the act. Am I wrong for not wanting to see her again, due to the dissapointment.
>>33625279I’ve told him off so many times I don’t know what his fucking problem is and to do it over text now
>>33625281I miss when my wife would watch me masturbate.
>>33625275>How much? Like an inch or more?More like three or four.
>>33625254I've been invited to parties before and I'm far from a normie I think they were just being nice and inviting everyone at work idk
>>33625266Luckily for you, most kits coming out of Japan nowadays are snap fit. No more complex than Lego for the most part. All you need to get started are sprue cutters, a modeling knife, maybe a file or sandpaper, and a kit to build.
>>33625263Black weebs are the weebest weebs.
>>33625287What a slut lol.
>>33625285how does he respond when you tell him specifically that you know you're ugly and you already feel like shit all the time?
are the women going on dates?
are the men having sex?
>>33625291>What a slut lol.I mean, they are huge. Is it 100% intentional?
>>33625277I think she's mid, mid girls are for marriage
>>33625289>All you need to get started are sprue cutters, a modeling knife, maybe a file or sandpaper, and a kit to build.nta sometimes you don't even need all those, at least to start. M or F?
>>33625299I wish.
>>33625285Why do you even interact with him?
>>33625299No.
>>33625299Only self love today.
>>33625292I am never telling him that he will just use it against me>>33625305His wife is my best friend
>>33625299I'm not even masturbating. I've done nothing in the past 10 hours but vegetate. A wasted day and it's all my fault.
>>33625310>His wife is my best friendDoes she know about his behavior?
>>33625310>I am never telling him that he will just use it against meUnderstandable. What are you telling him instead?
>>33625301Yes. All the demure titcows I know keep those things covered.
>>33625308I'd rather put you in a mental asylum and not hear your questions
>>33625306"I don't care if some are innocent, we have to kill them all!" And you probably consider yourself a good guy lol
>>33625308Shit in its mouth
>>33625303M. And fair. I built my first Gouf with just the sprue cutters.
>>33625271>>33625282Quick, computer, render her without boobs.
>>33625299I prefer jacking off.
>>33625282I think the implants are a carry over front a retconned plot twist, she was supposed to be trans
>>33625298No, I'm avoiding taking a pain reliever.
you ask do we gangbang, do we bang in a gang, man do we bang bang, I'm a gangbanger, man i bang in a gang, man, you can suck my wang, man
>>33625318Yeah. I am the good guy. Thats how evil (((they))) are
>>33624921Mt. Everest has long become a terrible idea to climb.There are way too many people who do it just for some terrible social media pic.
>>33625269when's the ideal time to employ the technique? after some time, lets say after having done piv for a while or quite quickly after foreplay? have you ever come across a video of this being done, is this something other men talk about?
>>33625303F Sprue cutters? You can't just twist the bits off?
Good night, I hate women.
Women, what sandwich will you make for your bf or husband?
>>33625298no. currently alone in bed drifting in and out of consciousness
>>33625257Have you heard of NTA?
>>33625325Ah. The face makes sense now.
>>33625314Do you think she's trying to flirt with someone?
>>33625324That’s silly
>>33625340Are we real or are we the dream?
It was midnight and I reheated some beef stroganoff I made yesterday.It was disgustingly good, but I am also a bit disgusted with myself.
>>33625324we can fix that, bend over
>>33625127Worms trying to feel big by punching down are funny and stupid.>>33625147>Are you proudYep.I take pride in my 4chan posts.After however long you've been here, haven't you been constantly improving, honing your craft, each post moving closer towards an increased proficiency with the written word be it in argument, prose, or simply communication?If not, what is all your time here building towards?>>33625172>You have to remember, MKG doesn't give a fuck about his own image. He will tell you as such himself, he has no image to protect, no reputation to maintain, no cred to safeguard. He presents himself as-is and owns all his flaws, and he is unbothered by all criticism.Accurate.>And that's why he's here every day to talk about how amazing he is and to refute you line-by-line if you ever say anything negative about him.Not at all.I *correct* the negative things said about me. You idiots are just so sloppy. You get things wrong all the time.If you're going to hate me and endlessly post about me, do it accurately and do it well.Git gud.
>>33625298Not really
>>33625340Why are you so sleepy?
>>33625343Is she sort of overweight? If so, she probably just wants to flaunt SOMETHING.
>>33625354NTAWhy wouldn't you be sleepy?
>>33625245They're pieces of shits
>>33625341I'd rather not overestimate your intellect.
>>33625339Well, what kind does he want? Otherwise I'll default to turkey cheddar. Or grilled cheese
>>33625358killing yourself over.women is retarded
>>33625358Boring
>>33625339I'll start the crockpot with some boston butt and he'll get a bbq sandwich when I'm done.
>>33625312Yes and she tells him to stop too >>33625313I don’t know I don’t feel like talking to him
>>33625335goodnight anon !!>>33625347why is he sad
>>33625298I'll be honest, that autism discussion earlier ruined my mood
>>33625346A beautiful combination of both>>33625354Slept weird last night
>>33625347Poor cookie sad
Girls, what was it like, the summer you turned pretty?
>>33625352>Worms trying to feel big by punching down are funny and stupid.>I take pride in my 4chan posts.Worse than a retard is a retard who doesn't know he's retarded, and you are absolutely fucking retarded.
>>33625378You sleep weird every night though. Today's no different. Come on, let's go outside and be tired together.
>>33625347Holy fuck thos look GOOD
If I had a girlfriend I would spank her every day
why are all the girls into me Mexican chick's with bangs and 80s jeans?
>>33625387hot
>>33625331>when's the ideal time to employ the technique? after some time, lets say after having done piv for a while or quite quickly after foreplay?I've only personally experienced the latter, but it worked fantastically well. You don't need to have the guy close to orgasm at all, just fully hard and horny.>have you ever come across a video of this being doneNope.>is this something other men talk about?Not that I've ever seen. I'm sure there's more information available online, but I've only experienced it with my ex.
Do you think women nowdays write better literature than men?
>>33625298no im watching the dexter finale
>>33625380Don’t be weird
>>33625334Cool. At the risk of sounding stereotypical, they have some entry level Pokemon model kits. And this is a pretty neat Kirby one.
>>33625391MNo
>>33625387This is a good thing
>>33625391No. Different. The gender gap is very real in lit. Men tend to write harder literature, women softer. That's not necessarily a bad thing, social literature is very female, hard sci-fi is very male. Matter of preference.
WE HAVE FINALLY HIT WEIMAR LEVELS OF INFLATION IN THE WESTERN DATING MARKETTHIS IS CHADS LOOKS MATCH IN 2025MEN ARE YOU HOT ENOUGH (Hotter than him) TO GET A 4 FOOT OBESE BROWN WOMAN?WOMEN IS YOUR HUSBAND/BF 10X HOTTER THAN HIM? HE MUST BE BY NOW.
>>33625376I must've missed that. I hope you know you're valued though.
>>33625278Billy Stewart?
>>33625392tell me what you think
>>33625334nta but the cutters leave a much cleaner surface.
>>33625271Eva is betterMistral is much better
tfw no quiet gf
>>33625398This shits baitIm a chad slayer like him and i would not fuck this girl
>>33625374>why is he sadSee >>33625361Why wouldn't he be sad?>>33625384They really do not..>>33625392Which one, of the like three?
>>33625324pathetic
FemanonsWhich namefag would make you least want to kill yourself if you had to sleep with them
>>33625299no, im grinding For Honor
>>33625396how
>>33625398would
>>33625383Aw :) yea okay!
>>33625299no, I'm replaying half life then I'll masturbate listening to some lewd gf audios and then cry myself to sleep thinking about my ex
>>33625408Nope not bait they're married IRL, she even groomed him in his 20s and "enjoyed him." (Her words) Soon it will be your looks match too.
>>33625402ressurection definitely has flaws but there's a lot good in this show. feels like pre-s6 again but a bit more corny but i like harrison a lot. the guy who died made me super sad and im not happy about it but otherwise its great so far and im excited for s2>>33625409ressurection, the episode that came out literally today
>>33625352>I *correct* the negative things said about me. You idiots are just so sloppy. You get things wrong all the time.>If you're going to hate me and endlessly post about me, do it accurately and do it well.If you don't like it, then we are doing it well.
>>33625421Maybe shes filthy rich
>>33625407What is appealing about quiet girls to you?
MenSydney Sweeney, Jenna Ortega or Sabrina Carpenter?
>>33625412I ignore them so I don’t know
>>33625405>>33625394Right, without cutters or sanding you get little bumps on the seems like picrel. It's not a huge deal when you're learning or it's a cheap kit.
>>33625417Are you at least 6 feet, hot like him, and rich? If not she doesn't want anything to do with you.
>>33625391NoWomen are definitely better at writing lewd stuff tho
>>33625418I'm going outside and I'm going to take some pictures, and I'll share them with you when I come back.You're not obligated to join me outside, but maybe you'll feel better if you do the same.
>>33625427Jenna ortegaNeed a goth mamacita to yell at me
>>33625427Jenna Ortega, although I had to look the other two up
>>33625427M they're all fucking ugly
>>33625427Sabrina
>>33625427I have no clue who these people are get the fuck away from me.
>>33625427None, honestly. Those are normie choices.
>>33625422ye, harrison has a lot of charisma
>>33625422>the episode that came out literally todayOh... desu, I have seen none of the finales.I stopped after OG season 6, but that John Lightgow season is still one of the best season in TV history imo.
I'm attracted to girl with self harm scars
So uuh...I just got a girl's number. that was easier than I thought, I just asked "Hey can I have your number to keep in touch? You seem like a nice girl." and she just said yes.
>>33625427I'd rank them in that exact order.
>>33625427Sidneyortega bogged herselfcarpenter is disgusting
>>33625427Alexandra Daddario, she was in White Lotus with Sydney Sweeney.Otherwise I have zero exposure to all three of these women.
>>33625445How hot are you?
>>33625427>Sydney SweeneySweeny 100%It's not very close 2bh
>>33625392why does he look like such a dyel manlet in this pic
>>33625427Why would I care about any of those literal whos
Jesus I forgot how bad 4chan was
>>33625450Like a solid 7 on a good day.
>>33625443i liked s3 more than s4, but s4 was really good. s6 was easily the worst one so that is a valid place to quit, but the spinoffs were all really good, i reccomend them. you can just watch 1hr recap youtube videos
>>33625427sabrina carpenter>>33625430just be rich
>>33625445That's kind of crossing the line, but good for you I guess.
>>33625447Imagine her getting BLACKED
>>33625380It's gonna get real weird because I was born in the summer...
>>33625458Damn. Where did you ask her?
>>33625390i feel like if i attempted this on a guy without discussing it he would be really confused but im going to keep all this info in the back of my mind
>>33625433I'll go out and get a picture of the sky for youYou have motivated me to get out of bed today, thanks anon o7
>>33625461I mean I didn't JUST say that out of nowhere, we had a discussion beforehand.>>33625464At a party.
>>33625353>Not reallyWhat do you mean?
>>33625412myao hahahahaha
>>33625459>i liked s3 more than s4Huh, I found season 3 to be the low point of the show until season 6. But I did like Quinn.>you can just watch 1hr recap youtube videosI don't know, I like the first five seasons so much over all, that I think It'd do it disjustice.But I might watch a season 6 recap one day...
Girls, how does it feel emotionally to gag on a cock?
>>33625412Jimmy
>>336253981. she's Hispanic and probably ballooned, check her wedding photos2. her head game is probably out of this world
>>33625427For what?I don't know any of them
>>33625472>>33625465Insects would tear your insect body apart limb from limb for not fitting into society, compared to humans who just haze you over and over politely implying you should kill yourself instead of doing it themselves.
>>33625416Girls with bangs and (hopefully) ass tight jeans are hot
>>33625474actually, i was wrong. i liked s4 more than s3, but i liked miguel more than trinity.s6 is shitty. s7 is better. s8 is shitty. new blood is great until the finale. resurrection is great; finale pending.
>>33625444is she a goth baddie?
my friend says I dress like an e boy? what does that mean?
>>33625477Her wedding photos are already very fat and clearly older than him anon.
>>33625448>Alexandra Mommario ftfy
>>33625487Femboy
>>33625355>Is she sort of overweight? If so, she probably just wants to flaunt SOMETHING.She doesn't quite look overweight to me, but she's probably on the higher end of a healthy weight. We also just met, so it wouldn't surprise me if she recently lost some weight.Good point.
>>33625364Overestimating my intelligence by using an acronym that I mentioned because you didn't useKill yourself.
>>33625493don't they dress like anime girls tho
>>33625475you should try it out for yourself :3
>>33625471I went on a date, but I’m busy working so that’s it.
>>33625380>Girls, what was it like, the summer you turned pretty?I had a really abrupt glow-up in the summer of 2012. In part thanks to YouTube tutorials on haircare, makeup, and color palettes. It was weird how people started treating me nicer.>>33625388>why not? life is boringWomen won't magically fix that.>>33625400>I hope you know you're valued though.Thank you, but I'll be okay. Just some childhood hangups I never properly processed.>>33625412>Which namefag would make you least want to kill yourself if you had to sleep with themOf the men, Exhibanon. Then probably blue eyes or MGK. >>33625427>Sydney Sweeney, Jenna Ortega or Sabrina Carpenter?NAM, but Sabrina Carpenter looks the most fun. I'm 100% certain Jenna Ortega and Sydney Sweeney are starfishes.
>>33625466Oh, you absolutely need to discuss it first. The sensation can be powerful to the point of being painful, and riding that edge is going to require a lot of coordination with him. It's not something you can just DO to a guy, he needs to be working with you. He could also be tied down, since it has the potential to make him reflexively thrash. (Not to the point of hurting you or anything, it's just that it would be difficult for you to keep stimulating him if he squirms so much.)
>>33625500Oh, how'd it go?
>>33625485>i liked miguel more than trinity.I think Miguel is a more likeable character overall, because Trinity is just so inherently evil in every single aspect.The ending to season 4 with Rita in the bathtub and "Hello, Dexter Morgan" still gives me goosebumps.
>>33625363Thank you, anon <3 <3
>>33625486do goths cut themselves?
>>33625398To be fair if I was a gigachad I would date a girl who people would consider to be "below my level" but not a social media adict landwhale like her.
>>33625299No, but sex is a secondary objective. I want a wife. I am meeting and texting women.
>>33625412I would kill to not be forced to sleep with them.
>>33625426Non verbal communication
>>33625503It was fun. I didn’t feel anything special, but I had a really nice time
>>33625501Damn, those guys before qt or sarge?
>>33625504yeah but those were trinity's only real moments. miguel was an interesting character in contrast to dexter. he built him up as a killer by showing him guile, something he really lacked in earlier seasons, and hte friendship arc was super interesting. trinity was boring as fuck as a character, even though he had AWESOME moments.
>>33625507idk, I have a specific ewhore in mind
>>33625491I love you nativeanonNever kill yourself
>>33625472Calm down Kafka
>>33625519oh! no I just like girls that self harm in general I even dated one! it was great
nativeanon crashing out at the same time as kittenposter would be kino of the highest order (aka the thread would be completely unusable and I could finally leave)
>>33625502what does the communication and coordination look (sound) like exactly?
>>33625516I don't remember their lore, but I remember having problems with it before. But Exhibanon is definitely top of the list.
>>33625515It's strange how some people seem like they'd be a great match for you on paper, but your brain is just like "nope."
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSEVw7ei3YU
Femanon, do you want to own a harem of naked shota slaves who rub your feet and bring you drinks?
>>33625518I understand what you mean and I agree to a degree.Miguel brought out a more "real" friendship character in Dexter, because he was so off the cuff.But I also think it's amazing how Dexter had to be incredibly methodical around Trinity, who was clearly just pure evil.I guess it's a bit of emotion vs. planning.But either way, I really enjoyed those first few season of Dexter and I hope you enjoy the finale of the new Dexter. :)
On the same day I get a girl's phone number for the first time, someone has a monumental crashout in atoga. Seems like a good sign.Anyway I'm gonna ask her out tomorrow and hope for the best :)
>>33625536it is nativeanon who cares
Cooked up a new thread>>33625537>>33625537>>33625537
>>33625536As a crab in the bucket I hope she says no and blocks you and reports you to cops.
>>33625536atm I am only here for Dexter-chan.
>>33625527Him telling you what feels good and what doesn't as you try it, him telling you what feels stronger or weaker, and so on. He'll naturally respond when feeling intense pleasure, of course, but since the sensations change (individual motions become numb) so quickly, you can't just try something and wait and see how he responds. There will probably be a lot of "okay something you did just now felt REALLY good, but it was only for a split second at the start? Could you try moving your hand into that position again?" and such.
>>33625531Yeah, unlucky. I was too dumb and didn’t realize it was a date until halfway into it. This cool guy asked if I wanted to hang out, I wonder who else is coming, but then it’s just us and he’s acting more than friendly.Oh well. Do you date a lot?
>>33625556now i really want a guy to test this out on.
>>33625564>cool guy asked if I wanted to hang out, I wonder who else is comingbased, opportunity to improve (unless you're into meal tickets>hey u wanna like.. hang out?>hm who else is coming>just us twoand then you know it's a date
>>33625564>Yeah, unlucky. I was too dumb and didn’t realize it was a date until halfway into it. This cool guy asked if I wanted to hang out, I wonder who else is coming, but then it’s just us and he’s acting more than friendly.That sucks. I always try and make it clear what my intentions are.>Oh well. Do you date a lot?Not currently. Things ended with my ex gf in august, and I'm taking a break.
Women, I'm a 6'5 billionaire werewolf artist and I respect women, would you date me? (It's totally cool if you wouldn't, I completely respect your bodily autonomy)
>>33625570You'd get plenty of volunteers.
>>33625570A pity I'm pretty sure you're JH and thus rule out all 4chan anons.
>>33625575Meal tickets?>>33625577Sorry that happened. A break sounds good then, it’s time for self reflection
>>33625592Was that the one with the cumphobia?
>>33625529Aw, shucks. You're pretty swell too, anon.
>>33625603I think JH specifically stands for Jizz Hater, yeah.
>>33625610Good, would be a fun double project to train her to edge me as long as possible, and exposure therapy her to fix her brain.
>>33625592I'm pretty sure you're speaking with the Queen of England.
>>33625592i am not jh lol
>>33625383>>33625418>>33625433>>33625468If you come back to this thread, here are some cool things that were outside today:Cool BirdhousesCool BridgesCool BooksCool (You)
I can fix him
>>33624616What the. I just want a sweet guy to love me. I don’t really care if he’s ugly as long as hes genuine. Stupid dummy head.
>>33625473mwah
>>33625857Women say this, but 95% of men don't even exist to them.
>>33625867Simply not true for me. And while I'm not gorgeous amazing looking- I could be worse. I've pursued conventionally not the most attractive men.
>>33625883I think a lot of women don't even realize it, but it is the truth. Most men don't even exist as far as women are concerned.
>>33625892You don't know what I've considered. Maybe its true for other girls but not me.
>>33625899>I'm not like the other girls :3
>>33625905Yeah I guess lol
>>33625381>you are absolutely fucking retardedDo tell.Never once has any of you followed up such a claim with any support.>>33625423>If you don't like it, then we are doing it well....exactly my point anon. It's honestly astonishing that you're missing the core principle to this extreme despite literally asking any random anon would probably give you the answer.
>>33625926Sorry. I dropped my trip. Let me pick it back up.
Sexually destroying women or getting sexually destroyed by women fo today??
>>33626182Kill yourself.
>>33625713Woah that's whimsical. Looks like rain too, best weather. It was blue skies here today
>>33626427I'm glad you saw a pretty sky. Touching grass is the best. Let's do it again sometime.
