ITT We ask the opposite gender anything! (Almost anything - see below).This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. But there are rules that apply to the /adv/ forum, and which are (sometimes!) enforced here, that you might like to note. For example:- No NSFW images.- No racism (only allowed on /b/).- No trolling, ragebait, pretending to be retarded, etc. (Also only allowed on /b/).- No avatar posting or signatures.- No posting pictures of yourself or personal details.(There is another ATOGA thread on /soc/ - if you want to post contact details or toonme images, post them there; you can link to a post in that thread from here.)While this thread does tend to turn into a chatroom, it's still nice if people stay at least vaguely on topic: questions for the opposite gender to the questioner, and answers. Here are a few things that are better posted in other places:- Blog posts (try Plebbit, or anywhere other than 4chan, really).- Politics (try /pol/).- Gender wars or incel rants (try /r9k/).- Discussion of LGBT issues (try /lgbt/).- Miscellaneous ranting and venting. (Try the /adv/ thread called GIOYC - Get It Off Your Chest.)- Film and TV recommendations (try /tv/).- Stuff that clearly didn't happen (try /b/).Technical, scientific, medical, or legal questions *can* be posted here, but you'll probably get better answers if you make a separate thread on /adv/.Please help to make the thread better by REPORTING off-topic, low-quality (ENTJ), or rule-breaking posts!Finally, if you're thinking of starting a new thread:- Please don't, unless the current thread is either at least on page 9, or the image count is at least in the 130s.- Remember to include all this stuff in the OP.- Check the catalog immediately before you post to make sure you aren't creating a duplicate thread.- Remember to link back to the previous thread (this one) and also post a link to the new thread here.Previously on ATOGA: >>33623702
Hi, Femanons, I have 2 questions:#1. Would you consider sleeping with an attractive woman who has a boyfriend?Let's assume that you know he's ok with it, that you know he won't be joining or watching, that they're both sane, stable people that you're comfortable around, and that there are recent test results to prove everything is safe.#2. Would you be up for it if you were the gf in the situation?
>OP picWomen, why are you like this?
Thirdn'tt for I hate women
I still can't get over the fact I actuallym anaged to land a girl's phone number for real. I'm still registering that. There's a real possibility that I could get a girlfriend (who's also like 4 years older than me, hot)
Tfw no mid chudette assassin gf... Why are we here? Just to suffer?
>>33625548congrats man, you did mention it 3 times
>>33625537Why do women love social games and backbiting so much? Inviting a woman into a friend group just turns the whole thing inside out. I have woman-fatigue. Why do you all do this?
>>33625537>>33625546still less revolting than ENTJ and MKG, their rage is kinda cute
>>33625537stop giving attention to namefags...
>>33625533>Femanon, do you want to own a harem of naked shota slaves who rub your feet and bring you drinks?No
>>33625543yes i would sleep with a woman who has a boyfriend. i wouldn't even necessarily care what he thinks. if i was the gf i probably wouldn't, id just sleep with my bf some more
>>33625554Don't worry I'm sure it'll end horribly considering my luck, you'll not have to envy me for long.
>>33625561I don't
>>33625560>yes i would sleep with a woman who has a boyfriend. i wouldn't even necessarily care what he thinksNTA. But that's Giga-Based
>>33625561NTA but I don't think this attitude of yours bodes well. I think you're gonna push too hard, too fast, and be back posting woman-hate here within a day.
>>33625543YesNo
>>33625568I never hate on women, I'm the last woman respector in atoga.
MenWhat could you go on a long rant about?
>>33625548>4 years older than meso, short term fling, or how's the biological clock going?
>>33625583yes, sometimes
>>33625582The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>>33625582I went on a bit of rant by myself in my head about the different ideas of state between Aristotle, Machiavelli, Hobbs and Rousseau. It was just like an hour long.
>>33625582BPD vs CPTSD diagnosis (self or god forbid, official) and its effects on real life outcomes and process sustainability (and QoL) during treatment, for example.
>>33625582I could rant about anything, first thought ranting about how men don't wear hats anymore, women also wear them rarely
How do you know that you’re actually falling in love with someone, and it’s not just a honeymoon phase?
>>33625582Magic the Gathering
I love flat women they're the best and deserve lots of love
>>33625582Games and some random-ass anime you've never seen or maybe heard of.Right now I want to yap about Fire Emblem TCGs.>>33625602Time.
>>33625597Would listen to
>>33625560NTA.Do you think you could keep it secret?
>>336256026-12 months.
>>33625582gundam and just videogames in general
>>33625614go outrside loser
how young were you when you first tried to commit suicide? I was 7
>>33625607Yay!
>>33625614Um... see the OP pic
>>33625582The history of Morbid Angel, their line up changes over the years, my favorite live performances (the year, location, name of the tour), my favorite albums, the unique and chaotically masterful playing of Trey Azagthoth, breaking down the riffs, the lyrics...I'll stop myself before I get too distracted and ramble on
>>33625609You're a >checks noteslesbian in a far far away land though.
>>33625624Lmao I hope that's real
>>33625543>, Femanons, I have 2 questions:>#1. Would you consider sleeping with an attractive woman who has a boyfriend?>Let's assume that you know he's ok with it, that you know he won't be joining or watching, that they're both sane, stable people that you're comfortable around, and that there are recent test results to prove everything is safe.>#2. Would you be up for it if you were the gf in the situation?i'm a virgin, so not until I get more experience
>>33625624>oneitiscan't skip brain day, breh
>>33625623>TEN>MORE>DEAD
>>33625624such tiny head
Which femanon wants to be the diamond to my Marina?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj5L9SYhoSE
>>33625632We-we don't talk about that album
>>33625582Last night I told a girl about how an author who worked for a scifi magazine in the 40's found out about the Manhattan Project because all of a sudden, hundreds of scientists around the country simultaneously requested their magazine subscriptions be readdressed to the middle of fucking nowhere, New Mexico. He then wrote a short story about it and got visited by the FBI and told him to stop.Go figure all of the scientists were subscribed to the same scifi magazine lmao.
>>33625597My psychiatrist diagnosed me as BPD and PTSD because CPTSD isn't in the DSM-5 for some reason.
>>33625611that mostly depends on the other party. its not inherently eyebrow raising for two women to hang out a lot and to have sleepovers. i don't have many people in my life to tell, and i would certainly avoid telling the friends i have that would be more concerned and possibly inclined to tell the bf lol
>>33625612Is there any way to tell sooner
>>33625634my queen
>>33625632:)
>>33625624Why would he post this?
>>33625645Don't care, I like the song.
I'm horny!
>>33625605Would maybe listen
>>33625650nigga you corny
I'm sleepy
>>33625648Do you like any other songs off the album? I think nevermore is okay but that's the only one I really like. Existo Vulgore is okay too but I can't stand David's vocals on this song, and more generally, the entire album
isn't it crazy that jay-z got beyonce? she is way too pretty for him
>>33625602Tbh, I'm cynical about others feelings and mine. Before I used to say I'm worried I'll turn into someone who doesn't give a shit about love and I said that for 2 or 3 years, but now it's finally happeningI'm even more generous with my expressions of affection with strangers, that's because desu they stopped meaning so much to me.
>>33625624Please don't low body fat mode, moids. Das gross.
>>33625537these threads are such fucking trash. also what's the point of having thread rules when they're always broken...>No trollingeveryone itt is a biological man, therefore anyone claiming to be a female is automatically trolling>Blog posts>Miscellaneous ranting and venting>No avatar posting or signaturesalready happening itt, and it happens in literally every thread because most of the posters are all blogposting trannies that should go back to discord>Discussion of LGBT issuesagain, most of the posters are trannies so every post they make is basically an lgbt post>Stuff that clearly didn't happentrannies larping as a woman, self explanatory
>>33625657Don't worry, I've been bodyfatmaxxing.
>>33625654>Do you like any other songs off the album?"I am morbid"These are the only two MA songs songs I can name btw.
>>33625621:)
>>33625624>in love withI dunno why people get crushes/infatuations on girls and call it love
>>33625637god modern anime is so fucking gay
>>33625657what is the optimal male BF%?
>>33625650just blast some ropes or something idk
>>33625653I pulled my back somehow. Or maybe my cramps did that. Idk.
>>33625666That character is intentionally gay though because it's an author in the body of one of his characters
Gonna go have 4 scotches then do some electrical work. What's /atoga/ up to?
>>33625670I might. It only takes the edge off and isn't really satisfying, though.
>>33625650Hi horny. I’m Cat Poster the Elder. How did your day go?
>>33625659no point in having /atoga/ at all, if you're not going to believe in it
GenderWhat did you think you were going to achieve by your current age when you were younger?
>>33625582Star Trekkin' across the universe, on the starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk, Star Trekkin' across the universe, boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.Did you know that casting one actress on Star Trek: Voyager inadvertently led to a political scandal in the great state of Illinois, and that scandal in Illinois led to Barack Obama become famous nationwide, leading to his eventual election as POTUS? Thanks, Star Trek.
>>3362566715-20%
>>33625676Fuck off, attention-whore
>>33625678MI never really though that
>>33625676It was all right. Without going into detail, horrible accident I caused yesterday turned out to have no lasting negative effects, which is a huge relief.
>>33625582Sports and movies. But you foids get the ick if a man goes on a rant about a subject he likes. Your pic is another psyop trend like foids telling men to go to therapy or to cry in front of their gfs.
>>33625678MI always thought I was going to die by the age of 20.
>>33625677yeah there's no point in having /atoga/ threads on an anonymous image board where anyone can claim to be female.
>>33625678>What did you think you were going to achieve by your current age when you were younger?F 28https://youtu.be/xTNLQaxCcmU"Thought maybe I would have a family or a house by now"I have the house
>>33625680The Jerri Reily Barrack Obama connection is my second favorite bit of political trivia.
>>336255821. Third reich lore.2. Distinctions in socialist views.3. Studies confirming humans are slaves to nature.4.Crime statistics.5. Racial slurs starting with every letter of the alphabet from memory.6. CIA illegal covert operations.7. Mossad operations.8. Tax evasion.9. Methods for hiding bodies.10. Collections of accounts from snuff ring kidnapping victim investigations in continental postwar Europe.Women think I'm weird for this, and your image will never be true, it's always just about some hot guy talking about Dark Souls lore he heard from YouTube or something.
>>33625683Nice to see you again, old friend.Anon tomorrow is active rest day but my legs are goop. What do you suggest besides yoga?
I hate women.
Not that I care much about her or anything like that, but... where is kittenposter?Haven't seen her in like a week.
>>33625696trying way too hard
>>33625608>Fire Emblem TCGsThose exist?
>>33625678M, I never really imagined what life would be like as an adult. When people asked what I wanted to be when I grow up I just gave easy answers I'd heard other people say. I said I never wanted to get married or have kids because that's what my parents joked about (it IS a joke right?) I didn't look forward to living independently because I was comfortable being the kid in a middle-class household.So I really don't have an answer but if you asked me "What would a person who's (my age) years old would be doing?" I'd say "A few rungs up the ladder of their career, wife, at least one kid by now" But I'm still basically on square 1.
>>33625661HAHAHAHAHAYou're a very good troll anon. Just in case you aren't trolling tho, I will recommend 3 songs that you might likehttps://youtu.be/akLZ-10kMSkhttps://youtu.be/u_t8RvSarOAhttps://youtu.be/iabKdq6-LWMthese aren't my favorites but they're very good and something that any metalhead can enjoy
>>33625702Can't even name your interests without being called a tryhard nowadays.
>>33625697I'm not your fucking friend, trannoid
>>33625701I saw a kitten post two days ago.
>>33625582Terrible Java, PHP and SQL code.How I was part of the original beta quest explorers for Ocarina of Time.4chan egirls.Cocktails.Cooking.Gardening.I know how you are just trying to excelsheet me, so this is not exactly all true.
>>33625715>I know how you are just trying to excelsheet meYou'd be fully anonymous if you only listed one item instead of making a whole list.
>>33625716NTAI prefer Mossad to get all my data so that when they still fail to kill me it's more embarrassing.
>>33625716I only listed two correct items.Or maybe three.Or maybe one.Or maybe none.
>>33625582i have a few different subjects i got way too deep in but my main ones are computability theory, political economy, medieval scholasticism, early renaissance choral music, tanks, 3d graphics programming and game dev, reverse engineering, anime, studio recording techniques, movies, god it sounds like i'm trying too hard but these are genuinely my interests i'm just all over the place and grew up homeschooled.
>>33625721ye, it was a pretty obvious larp
Men, how far would you go with a woman that looked like this? fuck? date? marriage with the purpose of reproduction?Women, what would you do if you had a body like this?
>>33625704Of course. Two do and I like both.
I am in a dangerous position and I think I want to become more dangerous.
>>33625727Stop doing this.
>>33625727>woman that looked like thisDisregarding her looks or pose, the surroundings are much less appealling and would make me thing she is not *proper*.
Women, what could YOU go on a long nerdy passionate rant about?
>>33625582/atoga/ lore
>>33625730What do you mean? This is my first time posting in /atoga/. You must have me confused with someone else. This is all so new to me. So humor me, if you were a man then how far would you go with a woman who looked like this, or if you were a woman then what would you do with a body like this?
>>33625727MLooks fine to me. You can just ask what we think about it, you know.
Women, how's this for a text for asking a girl out on a date?"Are you free next week? If you want we could go take an icecream outside or a bite to eat. Don't worry if you can't!"
Why can I NOT give out more money for Outer Wilds than I already have???FUCK ME THANATOS
>>33625727fat women are gross to me
>>33625738You make the exact same post with a different image at least a few times a month.
>>33625727I would be cordial if we were in close proximity due to friend groups or whatever but I have no sexual attraction to fat women
>>33625742But you can, you can buy spare keys and give them out to people on 4chan. I've done it before, you can do it too.The developers get more money and you build bonds between you and your fellow 4channers.
State gender:Describe two physical attributes, and one personality attribute of your type.>If you're bi you can pick two typesAnd say hi f you find yourself matching at least 2/3 attributes of someone's type.
>>33625750I never thought about that and I am a bit ashamed, but you are correct.I will do this during their next sale and post it here on atoga.
>>33625727only friends, if she loses some weight I would date her
>>33625741NAG but get rid of>Don't worry if you can't!The rest is good
>>33625757>NAGOpinion rejected, I only want women's opinions.
>>33625761o7
>>33625727I have that exact same shirtsry no fatties though
>>33625751>State gender:M>Describe two physical attributes1: short hair.2: curvy.>and one personality attribute of your type.Nerdy.
>>33625751MRed hair/Blue eyes.Academic.I don't think the drop rate is going to be very good.
>>33625751MSkinnyfit bodySexy faceGirlboss
>>33625751Mpretty face or pretty eyesextroverted
GENDERDo you prefer short questions or questions you have to do a little work to answer?
>>33625715>How I was part of the original beta quest explorers for Ocarina of Time.How fucking ancient are you?
>>33625727I'd be pleased if my uterus would go back into its designated seat so my stomach could be flatter like that. But we all can't have nice things all the time.
>>33625738impostor
>>33625751Mphysical:>bangs>nice earspersonality:>nerdy
>>33625779MI prefer dumb questions like that because my brilliant answers outshine others
>>33625639Good point. Have you ever had a discreet fwb like that before?
>>33625751Msmall boobsskinny slightly autistic
>>33625755You can't do it with a Steam sale, you can only do it with third-party sellers of Steam keys. Humble Bundle is my favorite because they give money to charity, but other sites like Fanatical or IndieGala are good too.
>>33625751This is gay.
I can’t stop crying how do I pull it together
>>33625727She is very perfect as a wife that you have been with for 10 years and still have a hot sex life with. Not as someone you would start things with.
>>33625797why are you crying?
>>33625741This sounds too indecisive and weak. Something more along the lines of "Hey X, let's get ice cream on Saturday at 5." works MUCH better. If she's interested but that day/time doesn't work for her, she will give you a counteroffer.>>33625757 is right about getting rid of the "it's okay if you can't" bit because you're preemptively rejecting yourself which makes you look like you have no confidence.>>33625761Yes, ask a fish how to catch fish, don't ask a fisherman. Good luck anon, you'll need it.
I don't care about my self harm scars is not like any girl is ever going to see them
>>33625783post tummy
>>33625751MaleBeing physically strong.Having a healthy layer of fat over her muscles so even though she's strong she doesn't look like a roider.Deeply empathetic towards animals.
>>33625797what's wrong?what are you crying about?
>>33625803M, but I'd date this girl, but her legs are open wounds from all her incessant skin picking and it turns me off from going beyond friends with her. So keep that in mind.
>>33625803God sees and wants you to stop hurting yourself
Women, who is your favorite philosopher and why?
>>33625764>>33625802Asking an /atoga/ male how to ask out women would be an endeavor to futility.>Yes, ask a fish how to catch fish, don't ask a fisherman.Motherfuckers you regularly complain in these threads about how the 'fish' hate you.
Do you believe that he will punish you for your behaviours?
>>33625727>Women, what would you do if you had a body like this?Lose weight>>33625734>Women, what could YOU go on a long nerdy passionate rant about?Cars, RTS games, Star Wars lore, and musicals.>>33625741>Women, how's this for a text for asking a girl out on a date?Agree with the other anon, but also instead of saying "If you want we could go take" say "I would like to take you". The ball is already in her court by you propositioning, so you shouldn't double down on the question and seem indecisive. You basically want to say, "This is what I want, do you want that too?" It's more assertive and lets her know you're serious.>>33625751>Describe two physical attributes, and one personality attribute of your type.FMen: fit (muscular) and with curly hair, and funnyWomen: sultry eyes and good proportions, and extroverted>>33625779>Do you prefer short questions or questions you have to do a little work to answer?FEither is fine, but no one reads my effort posts.
I love women bros
>>33625784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUpui_-_S-E
>>33625815I'm not the average loser who posts here, so consider this your lucky day.
>>33625818>Either is fine, but no one reads my effort posts.Same, it makes me want to die
>>33625818I read your effort posts. I appreciate all effort posts, regardless of who writes them. But I for sure read and appreciate yours.Sincerely,Anonymous
>>33625825Huh-uh, you and every other fish oil salesmen. Fuck outta here, limpdick mcgee.
>>33625815They both got it right thoughDon't fucking text her like an anime protagonist talks to girls
women tummy is so hot
>>33625825You're some kind of special elite loser?
>>33625816Not really just a small part of me questions it
>>33625816Yes.https://youtu.be/d4LdUQzCPPM
>>33625821i prefer men broshaha
White girls how often does your dog get humpies?
>>33625816My life is already a punishment that I inflict upon myself. I don't need anyone else to help me out with that.
>>33625715>4chan egirls.Which ones
>>33625821That's because you're gay and retarded
>>33625829You only read the ones with an F attached
>>33625815The fish don't hate me, I just have fish at home that love me
>>33625837I expected thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA
need a gf like this so bad...
>>33625543Nag. My gf has a gal she sees a couple times a month, and it's totally no drama overall. It did take a bit for her to find someone though
Why do I get headaches that go away the moment I change my sitting or standing position and then return when I change my posture again?
I don't think marrying just to settle is good for my mental health. I would most likely kill my wife and son. Any feels like this?
>>33625853My girlfriend had a girlfriend for a while, but it turns out my girlfriend's girlfriend was just sleeping with her to try to get her to convert to Islam
Why do men get bonner wjem girl hits them?
>>33625838>>33625847>forgot my comma
>>33625852It's been too long since I've prone boned a woman.
This question may be more for other women!Guy I am dating picked out this top for me when I was shopping and I want to wear it next time we go out but what do I wear under? My friends said either a nude or black lacey bra. I feel so naked in that but if I wear a black shirt under then it hides the details and looks frumpy. Any ideas?? I wish it was slightly less see through https://imgur.com/a/JSJS16i
>>33625810my wounds are not open though>>33625811why does he just watch? why doesn't he stop me?
>>33625859Yes, one time a Christian woman slapped me hard on the face when I told her I was an atheist and thought Jesus was fake and it gave me a big giant boner
>>33625859Why does a woman's vagina squirt when a man chokes her?
>>33625862Haha, I see why he picked it out!
Took an edible tonight, drank a Diet Coke, played my little video game, masturbated and now feel too lazy to get up and wash my face before bed. Is this what being a man is like? I feel like one
>>33625869Real men drink water.
>>33625858Based hijabi bvll
>>33625862Your friends are right.>I feel so naked in thatThat's the point of that top. If you don't like it, don't wear it.
>>33625869Real men don't do drugs. And if you continue using these drugs of yours, you are going to hurt yourself eventually.
>>33625869It's kinda fun, huh?The only difference is you'd already be horny again.
>>33625869What game?
>>33625855I torpedoed a marriage with my last wife because it was doomed to fail, and I realized I was compromising way too much for her. Life is hard now, in part because of the decision I made, but I regret nothing.>>33625858Uh, I'm gonna need to hear the full story on this one.
>>33625842>>33625780Unfortunately >>33625716 screwed it up, so I can't legally answer dose.Maybe another day.
>>33625870I drank water too! With electrolytes>>33625873Oh yeahI read both of these replies with a strong American accent in my head>>33625874Yeah I could get used to this life>>33625876It's an old one I used to play where you build rollercoasters/theme parks
>>33625863You have to embrace god and live towards him. That is how it stops
>>33625855My last practice gf literally pissed me off to the point where I started yelling at her in public and I accidentally hit her in public once too. Settling is not worth it.
>>33625872It's more that I feel like I look too naked. I don't want to look trashy or overexposed
>>33625884>I read both of these replies with a strong American accent in my headI think you would be surprised. My American accent sounds quite a bit like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixi3fwGvLsw
How do you guys have time to play video games?
>>33625889I know. Again, that's the point of it.
>>33625862Maybe wear something over it until the night starts progressing toward the bedroom?You could even toy with him and undo a button, or lower a zipper at each stage of the date.>Appetizer arrivesButton>Main courseButton>DessertYou get the idea :P
>>33625852This is kinda like sex work >>33625866Because we are scared. Just like a skunk spraying you>>33625854I get these when I am dehydrated
>>33625862Hi London How many guys you dated this year?
>>33625884Rollercoaster tycoon?
>>33625887>I accidentally hit her in public once too. Sounds like you're just a fucking moron who can't control their emotions.
>>33625893Vocaroo plss
>>33625901>Because we are scared. Just like a skunk spraying youNTA. I've never been disgusted and turned on at the same time before.
>>33625906I can, she was provoking me on purpose.
>>33625884Sim Theme Park? Rollercoaster Tycoon? You're killing me, anon.>>33625894How do you not? If you work 40 hours, you have 128 hours of free time each week.
>>33625751muscle-y with a lil layer of fat over it n cleanquieter (?)
>>33625862I'd be more concerned about the back desu. Seeing the whole back of your bra I think would make you feel more naked but that's just me
>>33625862>This question may be more for other women!Yeah no, I ain't reading all that and you know it.You know how fucking hot you are and how you want some brownie points.So i give 2.3 brownie points.
AHHHHH IT"S HAPPENING AGAIN I NEED TO SHIT BUT MY ROOMMATE IS IN THE BATHROOM
>>33625869I need a gf like this.I'd insist we play together though.
>>33625911Explain what she could have possibly done to make that sort of reaction justified.Btw, my recent ex would do similar shit. You know what I'd do? I'd walk away. Once you react, you lose the moral high ground, and in a lot of cases, you become the bad guy, even if she was the instigator. Grow up.
>>33625830The term is "snake oil salesman," you ape. And if you're really so autistic that you don't believe confidence helps get women you can enjoy your life of celibacy.>>33625834Somewhat, I can at least get women which is a rarity here.
>>33625918Learn to shit at the same hour everyday
Short kings and tiny womenThoughts on this classic?: https://youtu.be/8bfyS-S-IJs?si=S1kS9eG8vnok-Wju
>>33625893Does it come naturally? I like it! It almost sounds like that old transatlantic accent>>33625903Yes!>>33625902Like 2, I've been dating this guy for a while>>33625914Honestly I didn't think of that part, but I'll have my hair down
>>33625925What's your body count at this point?
>>33625917Don't be jealous, femanon. I'd dress you in a risque top, too.
>>33625832Let him, he thinks real life is like anime and doesn't want to listen to reason. If he wants to act like a pussy bitch he can't be surprised when women view him as that.
>>33625894Basic time management.
>>33625928Oh you are so silly.
>>33625925>don't ask her horny questions>don't ask her horny questionsHave you killed any guests?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfJRm0WssOEYes or no?
>>33625832>>33625930The blackcockpill is that it doesn't matter what you text her if she likes you.
>>33625932I'll make our reservations :)
Men, how does it feel to know that you will eventually be sent to prison and get raped by your fellow inmates for some of the things you post on 4chan?
>>33625940Why? I've never said anything wrong here.
>>33625913>dont have a layer of fatit's over
>>33625940I don't live in the US
>>33625940I'm not worried since I don't say anything bad here
>>33625939Reservations for what?Are we watching the curb finale on the big screen?I am only up to season 8...
>>33625934Never intentionally, that would be horrible >>33625927Somewhere between 0 and 10
nevermind, I will post it tomorrow.It is too late now, I am too drunk too.
I need to shit so fuckin bad
Maleanons, why are Mon Calamari so funny looking?Please explain.
Do I get a pizza for dinner or grill some chicken and make a chicken gyro with yellow rice?
Femanons I need help. How do I let a woman down easy? I had a girl approach me recently. Never had a woman be that direct with me, took me a bit by surprise and I agreed to exchange numbers. Took her out this weekend. She's nice, but I'm not really interested in pursuing a relationship with her. Unfortunately she seems pretty intent on pursuing one with me. I don't want to be an asshole, and I don't want to string her along, so I want to make it clear on our next outing that I'm not interested in seeing each other again past that. I'm just not sure how to do that gently or kindly. I feel like explaining that I'm trying to improve myself and I don't think spending time with her would help me become a better me would go over well.
can a nice femanon record herself pissing please?
>>33625949In today's world, you never know what innocuous or harmless commentary could be used against you.
>>33625958The limitations of early prosthetic effects. Be glad they went to that much effort. Next question.
>>33625734I don't really have anything in the chamber rn.
>>33625951You better marathon it then!
>>33625947it okkjus love guys with a lil squish n u can feel the muscle beneathSIGH i miss having a bf
>>33625958They have a texture and skin tone that resembles my sweaty scrotal sack, that's why. But personally I'm partial to the Spice Guild Navigator from the 1984 version of Dune, with its vagina-shaped mouth and scrotum-shaped head.
>>33625958For me, it's the way their faces / mouths move when speaking. Whoever mimed that was unintentionally very funny
>>33625818>RTS games, Star Wars loreFUCK YEAH let's play Galactic Battlegrounds and have a pissing match the whole time (you'll probably win)
>>33625884It cool seeing you in atoga again.
>>33625818What are your favorite RTS Games?
>>33625913>quieterUh oh, your very loud orbiter isn't going to like this one.
>>33625974Myao is for Jimmy anyways
manonanons, who has the best feet here?
>>3362595420 is crazy. You must be the biggest slut in this thread. Good job.
>>33625977I don't like waffle stompers, sorry
>>33625887are you british
>>33625966You have no clue, I started watching it in November 2024 and I am this far along now.This might sound stupid, I started to really be afraid that once I have seen the final episode of the show, Larry David will die...I don't want him to die.Ever.He is like Bill Murray in that regard to me.>>33625977Feet have no value.
>>33625978NTA. I'm almost at 100
MenDo you really have those "enjoy your meal" "y-you too" moments??
>>33625977You know we can't answer that question because femanons never post feet.
Myao will stop posting soon because you don't send her money, confirmed info
>>33625959chicken gyro !!!>>33625961didn't drink enough water lols
Unironically wish I was at this live:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtUAaU8aSCsBut with my femanon and we had been together since then...
>>33625560Based pumpkin eater
>>33625977My thread crush
>>33625987Her lossI got in touch with a femanon from here once and sent her almost $200 without her even asking
>>33625986i'm looking for male feet and i'm not homosexual>>33625983unbeliever
>>33625988>didn't drink enough water lolsit's ok I can wait until you need to pee
>>33625974ningi mean it's ok if ur loud too !! helps me find u faster ^^
>>33625985What the fuck are you on about?
>>33625751Long straight hairPale whiteCritical
>33625994>looking for male feetWorst larp possible.
>>33625997The employee hands you a meal.The employee says "Enjoy your meal".You accidentally respond "You too".
>>33625992I hope I'm not your thread crush
>>33625997Like you talk to a waitress or a delivery girl and they say something to you like>here you go, enjoy your foodand you get nervous and you say>y-you tooand you get mad at yourself for saying something stupid
Girls imagine your soulmate, the love of your life is scared of marriage. How are you planning to drag him into the chapel?
>>33625975noo>>33625987no ????
>>33625696basado
>>33626005You're probably not
>>33626008>nooChatMyao-Jimmy breakup confirmed!?
>>33625990Based
>>33626003>>33626006Nope. Never had that.
>>33626002>thinking i don't already know what the world thinks of thatIt's just annoying that i have to specify that it's not female or hairy stompers at this point
STATE GENDAR.POST MUSIC VIDEO YOU LOVEMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N4jf6rtyuw
>>33625960Anyone. Please.
remember bikini carwash guy
>>33625985I used to pretty often, but now I'm more likely to stumble over my words or stay silent, which is kind of an upgrade.
>>33626008hi myao how've you been :D
>>33625995might be a while (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)
>>33626007I am too though. So uh.. uno reverse.
>>33625751M>Dark hair >Heart-shaped face >Creative (musician, artist, writer, etc.)
why are women so easy to hate?
>>33626019Can it be an AMV instead
>>33625913clean?
>>33626021Unfortunately yes.
>>33626028what if she's a nsfw artist
>>33626030Does it include NGE and/or Linkin Park...?
>>33626033Even better.
>>33625988I'll get the grill started then :o
>>33626021qrd?
>>33626034No
Why are atoga's femanons so STUPID?
>>33626034https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgcEgL5yLqk
>>33626029I find them extremely hard to hate outside of the internet
>>33626029Because they deserve it.
Women, thoughts on choccy milk?
>>33626040It's a side effect from the PEP they're taking to treat their AIDS.
>>33626037expert ban evader that constantly asked girls if they wanted to wash his car
>>33626013did we ever date ?>>33626019https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs&pp=ygUVd291bGQgYWxpY2UgaW4gY2hhaW5zhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uLifSFBs_Lk&pp=ygURc3VibGltZSB3cm9uZyB3YXnSBwkJsgkBhyohjO8%3D
>>33626045Best gatoraid, or whatever.
>>33626040Stupid girls are cute.
>>33626019MLove my gay little Halloween boyhttps://youtu.be/2EC5kqUlFLc
>>33626045its pretty gooood
>>33626023hi !!!good, haven't been able to post cuz ive been rlly busy (suicidal) lately>>33626031like he showers so he's squeaky clean n is sanitary c:
>>33626019fhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkRkuI0ZgX0
>>33626049LhA said he wants you to be his girlfriend, but Jimmy said... well... never mind...
>>33626049>AiCMy wife
How do I steal this anon to be my boyfriend? >>33624907
>>33626065but that is not a physical attribute
>>33626019https://youtu.be/M0kjr1xesZ8https://youtu.be/Mq1sHDwpgqoI love how much of a trip the dope hat music video is lol
Abusing women is cringe. It's like playing on easy mode. Step your game up and abuse other men instead.
Fuck it, state genderPost an AMV you love
>>33625818>but no one reads my effort posts.Glad to hear it, ENTJ
>>33626069Moid hands.
>>33626076>angryposting an hour later
>>33626036can u put some quail on there too :c>>33626045yummy but banana milk better !!
>>33626069tfw no burrito gf why even live
>>33626077My hands are of foid origin.
>>33626084Post hand pic
>>33626019MI currently really like this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irAckZXdXOU>>33626065>good, haven't been able to post cuz ive been rlly busy (suicidal) latelyoh no! D; I hope you get better soon! any particular reason why are you feeling like this?
manonanons what would you do if your gf wanted to feel your feet and hates men with foot fetish
>>33626041I love you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdUPwR6mzXo
>>33626086You just want to jack off to it.
>>33626090you're making some really dumb questions today
>>33626080Less actually, and I mostly feel disgust, not anger
>>33626073no that's why i like it
Marioanons would you be content saving the princess for 40 years if she never ever put out and you were just friends?
>>33626060I saw AFI a few years ago, mostly for the opening band. A fight broke out on stage while AFI was playing and it made things really awkward.
>>33625543Yes. Would I be up for it if a hot woman with a boyfriend wanted to sleep with me?
Youtube, search "why nge is the best anime ever and will never be topped"
>>33625582The nature of existence, CHIM, and Star Wars EU
>>33626095i think that's my usual, sorry
>>33626093Correct.
I want to cuddle with my gf and fall asleep while holding her, in this scenario she is a bit sweaty from work so her armpits are slightly smelly (in a good way)
>>33626098Not at all
>>33626104Post yours.
>>33626075If the daft punk discovery music videos counthttps://youtu.be/sOS9aOIXPEk>>33626082You like quail? I can throw it on the grill :o
>>33626090Here's what we do with our feet:I lie down on the floor at one end of the room.You lie down on the floor at the other end of the room.We bring our feet together.We pedal our feet against each other as if we were pedaling a bicycle.We stare at the ceiling and imagine ourselves going on a journey.We pedal our imaginary tandem bicycle through an imaginary journey all over the world and we tell ourselves all about the cool things that we're seeing while pedaling each other's feet.Deal?
>>33626019https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwrrpBc7xWA
>>33626101wrong
>>33625582Strongman.
>>33626067nonono say itttttttt ㅠㅠ>>33626068^ㅂ^
>>33626103now I feel bad :( sorry for being mean
>>33626101When I was a teen I liked it because it's about a teenage boy who lives with a hot babe that flirts with him.
>>33626098I would happily save my friends from danger because that's what friends do.I would happily not date Peach even after saving her because she's not my type.
>>33626019>>33626075MI'm not sure where this goes because it's an official music video, but anime.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3YfiVGSbus
So does anyone actually answer questions here or is it just shitposting?
>>33626112this world is not fair
>>33626070oh oopsummm he can't be flat footed ?
female anons, why do I have onions sauce in my desk if I don't even like this stuff? how did it get here? did (you) leave it here? were you eating while using my computer?
>>33626090let her? idk
>>33625792She's not autistic anon, she's faking autism
>>33626075https://youtu.be/lhjk5x54bsE?si=1-fzvPQHLZpxUlto
>>33626090I dont mind her wanting to feel my feet, might be a bight embarrassed if my feet are not to her liking because I dont know what to do with them. But the hypocrisy really bothers me.
>>33626120When I was a teen, I liked it because it displayed depression better than any anime before it.Years later, I started to understand all the subtext too.
>>33626124It's not fair today, but someday you'll find a man who likes "your idea" about imaginary bike rides and he'll pedal on them with you.
>>33626119it's okay, please go on
>>33626108I lost my hands in a horrific accident.....
THIShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvIzmTiYoPo
>>33626125sure, but why
>>33626134How are you posting...
>>336256199>>33625678MA wife and kids>>33625779Short questions. Long answers are a long investment>>33625816Nah>>33625859Mom was very mean>>33625940It wouldn’t be posts on 4chan that send me to prison>>33625985Not anymore, customer service jobs drilled me straight>>33626075Mhttps://youtu.be/DpyMGxcFSFU?si=lYSVaLHbaK5L7lNJ
>>33626090>wanted to feel your feet and hates men with foot fetishNo deal
>>33626075Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK7XTM6iyA8
>>33626087my brain is so quiet it's making me anxiousit's like i got lobotomized in my sleep n didn't know>>33626109yes !!! quail is my favorite bird to eat :p
>>33626134what is your origin story handlet-chan
>>33626109>daft punk discovery music videosBut anon, they're an entire movie... how do you not know this.... but also... that's the best one. https://youtu.be/FxzBvqY5PP0?si=NGZorP2-WVk3Mh0C
>>33626138Speech to text, same as most people hear who had similar accidents two.
>>33626128yeah I know, but my actual autistic friend told me that if a girl collects stuff (usually bugs for some reason) then she's genuinely autistic
>>33626144>what is your origin story handlet-chan> On his way to the big city to audition for an A&R man and secure a record deal, his car is hit by a car load of drunks who then use heavy machinery to sever his hands. With his hands gone TJ falls out of the music business and becomes a homeless drunk with plastic hands. TJ Cray believes all is lost until one night he is awoken in the dirty warehouse he sleeps in by a pulsating rhythmic beat. There's an illegal rave party in the warehouse and TJ is found by Anamika, a computer artist, who takes him outside for fresh air. They become good friends after TJs plastic hands help him stop Anamika getting raped by knife wielding rave thugs. Anamika introduces TJ to her friends, including Geek, who replace TJs plastic hands with metal robot piano playing hands. Eventually TJ has a metallic cyber suit made for him and he pioneers electronic music, becoming an overnight sensation known as Cyberstorm.
>>33625978Your reading comprehension is crazy!
>>33626142>my brain is so quiet it's making me anxious>it's like i got lobotomized in my sleep n didn't knowthere there. you're probably very tired I'm sure your brain will start being noisy again, *gives you headpats*
>>33626146How do you verbalize ellipses?
>>33626137i dunno what else to say n flat footed people r odd ( ;´ - `;)>>33626148what
>>33626144>be me>17, working part-time at food court in shitty local mall>boss sends me to throw trash in back hallway by the old Sears>see group of kids messing around near the escalator>one of them dares the other to do something stupid>suddenly a T-Rex bites my hands offTrue story
>>33626150NTA but everyone knows women always lie and say a number that's less than their actual count, and it is therefore known that when a woman tells you her count is X you always assume the actual number is closer to 2X.
>>33626019>MUSIC VIDEOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjBo82hQXFA
>>33626155ur cooked
>>33626019Fhttps://youtu.be/K0HSD_i2DvA
>>33625960I'm not going to get an answer am I? Not sure why I thought this was a good idea.
>>33626155What is the muscle to fat ratio which you prefer? Is it a specific shape and aesthetic which you like or does actual strength play a factor?
>>33626158jealous t-rexes are very dangerous
>>33625960Wait until after the date. Tell her you had a great time but tell her you aren't in a place right now where you're interested in dating, and that you need to work on yourself. Emphasize that it has nothing to do with her and that she is great and gorgeous!
>>33625862Do a black lacy bra
>>33626118Jimmy said he wanted to kiss you so hard that your lips would get chafedHe said he wanted to hug you until your spine begs for mercyHe said he wants to fuck you for so long that the ceiling starts molding from the steamHe said he wants to take you so hard the bedframe just gives upHe wants to fuck you hard enough to get noise complaints
>>33626153i can't hold a thought in my head for more than ten seconds before its gone againit's so quiet now
>>33626155>whatwhat part about my post confused you?
>>33626161That is a genuinely very cool song.But I feel like it needs that little last kick to make it great.Still, Synthie music is always good.>>33626163I love it... but also, my heart hurts every day I think about Daft Punk not being a thing anymore.
>>33626169I think I will! Thank you >>33626174Makes my heart hurt too
>>33626172it happens, maybe you're getting sick!
Women would you fuck a werewolf?
>>33626171same jimmy, same
I see nipple
>>33626171Jesus Christ
>>33625862I'd do black lacey bra, or even a bandeu if you have one.
>>33626178no.
>>33626162WAIT NIOONON I DOJT HAVE AUTISM>>33626165hmmrugby player build/muscly(?) dad bod
>>33626142>quail is my favorite bird to eatOh cool! I think I've had it twice now but I really liked it. You'll bring the quail right... I have none :(>>33626145I know :) listening to something about us and now digital love is getting me in a daft punk mood...
>>33626184Vampire girl. Got it.
>>33626184I take it you've never seen Wolf Cop. There's an amazing werewolf sex scene in that movie that takes place in a prison cell. Watch it.
>>33626185you do not like dad bods
>>33626185>WAIT NIOONON I DOJT HAVE AUTISMAUTISM CONFIMRMED!!!
>>33626090>manonanons what would you do if your gf wanted to feel your feet and hates men with foot fetishI think I'm okay with it. They're pretty rough though. I walk barefoot in the woods and creeks near my house.
>>33625973Warcraft, Starcraft, and AoE are all classics, but there have been. Some pretty good games released in recent years like Iron Harvest and Door Kickers 2.>>33626019>POST MUSIC VIDEO YOU LOVEFI like when they break the 4th wallhttps://youtu.be/9qndx2CNGeo>>33626178>Women would you fuck a werewolf?If I am ever propositioned with this and decline, kill me because it's clearly an imposter.
>>33626165forgot to mention, yes strength *does* matter !!>>33626171tell him im down (´∀｀ )
>>33626183I was actually thinking bandeau before I tried it on, it makes it look cheap. I will do the black lace thank you!
>>33626187sure>>33626188no, the wolf side would ruin anything about it, you can't brainwash me>>33626192as long as you take care of them
>>33625935Jesus christ that was so much onions I had to palate cleanse with a pimple video.
>>33626175>Makes my heart hurt tooI wish I had a gf that understood my pain when it came to music.This might sound melodramatic, but acts like Daft Punk, Bowie or Queen left such a huge impact on me.>>33626193Never heard of that, but it for some reason reminds me of Payday 2 and it is a nice song.
>>33626196Why don't you do bandaids over your nipples?
>>33626173noo it's just that i luv collecting dead bugs n it kinda scared me when u said that was a symptom of autism>>33626177i am !! if this goes on for another day ill kill myself
>>33625959Why are you spying on me.*eating pizza*
Do you think you will ever be murdered by a medieval weapon? A fortune-teller at the fair for freshers week told me that's how she foresaw my death and it's been haunting me ever since.
I wish I was more drunki wish i was so drunk i could not typeanymorei wish i had heroin so i coui wish i had cocaine to keep me up
>>33626186yes !!i call the heart it's MINE>>33626190i doooooo
GenderWho is your favorite singer and why? Is it their tone? Their range? Their technical ability? Their emotion?
>>33626208I wish you had a heroine to save you
>>33626204i wish, i'm envious now
>>33626102>CHIMThese false gods, Nerevar, I swear.
>>33626211It's that silky smooth voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L41MhFPU9s
>>33626211MNicki MinajThe ass is fat
>>33626191noo .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.
>>33626211ed sheeran, I like the music and he is kinda of a loser
Two of heartsTwo that beat as onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfBdGT4dn4E
>>33626148False
>>33626218how loud are you
>>33626155>whatDo you collect bugz or sum?
>>33626219I liked when he was on Game of Thrones
>>33626211WMatthías Tryggvi Haraldssonhe says Höh n he's cute
>>33626217Her ass is fake asf
>>33626194>tell him im downWHAT THE FUCKHow do I get Jimmy rizz
>>33626198>as long as you take care of themI'd want to give them a good scrub first, but they're healthy.
>>33626201 I wear pasties over them
>>33626224silent>>33626225haha what nooo that would be craaaaazy ...
>>33626211MMichael Jackson. I think he's the greatest entertainer of all time.
>>33626055nta but really??
>>33626235> silent:/
Women are so cringe
>>33626204Psychics are absolutely ful of shit. My granny went to one as a teenager, and Esmeralda said she'd die young. My granny is now 88.
men are so cringe
>>33626211Morrissey. The music he plays says something to me about my life.I feel the same about Matty Healy. The 1975 is my pick for greatest band of our generation.
>>33626235>that would be craaaaazy ...It would be even crazier if you framed them and made preserved bug art out of it ahahaCute but craaaaazy
>>33626194Which is more important, strength or aestetic? >>33626168I'd prefer not to lie to her. I try not to lie in general. I am working on myself, but saying I'm not in a position where dating is in the cards for me would be untrue.
>>33626229That’s the appeal
>>33626229>Her ass is fake asfIggy has the best ass in the game
>>33626211M Michael Jackson. Pretty sure he was a musical prodigy. It's so sad how his life turned out.
>>33626242Psychics are the closest thing we have to rpg magicians leave them be
>>33626211MaleRob Halford. Greatest metal vocalist of all time, no one can touch him.
>>33626250Wasn't Michael Jackson a diddler?
Maybe I should give Hollow Knight a second chance?
>>33626254NTANo.
>>33626208Try drinking tea. It has caffeine in it, that's a drug that can alter your mood, your attention, your perception and your energy.
>>33626019>MUSIC VIDEOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCBN7lyLT4w
>>33626211fgene ween, amazing versatility
>>33626233Obviously NTA.But is this something women have to do in order to avoid pokedge?
>>33626247Well then leave that part out and say she's great but you are focusing on yourself
>>33626258Tea, tea, it makes you PEE!
>>33626230he just built different>>33626238noo like seriously !! noise always made me uneasy so i maximized silence :pi walk quietly no matter where i go, speak softly, gentle when handing objects, nose breather, etc.
>>33626259Thumb made me think it was some jamiroqai shit, but this was actually interesting!
>>33626215Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I sympathize with Vivec, though
>>33626186Yeahhttps://youtu.be/qFLhGq0060w?si=Yeh2PLtU_cIXrpb_
>>33626210What about your heart..........>>33626211Ian Curtis. I think he had great tone and conveyed lots of emotion both in his voice's dynamics and lyrics. He's also perfectly within my range so I can sing along to a lot of Joy Division songs without it sounding like shit lol>>33626203No reason in particular heh. What toppings tho>>33626212kek
>>33626202>noo it's just that i luv collecting dead bugs n it kinda scared me when u said that was a symptom of autismI'm sorry you found out this way but...you might be autistic.>i am !! if this goes on for another day ill kill myselfyeah I figured, I get the same thing when I get sick, it's ok no need to kill yourself
>>33626264Myao, I have a question only you can help me with
>>33626264>i walk quietly no matter where i go, speak softly, gentle when handing objects, nose breather, etc.NTA. Does it cause you problems sometimes? I'm the same way and I scare the shit out of family and friends all the time without meaning to.
>>33626267Excellent, better than starboy
>>33626249Her ass is fake and she's a ghetto racist Australian
>>33626223cope!
>>33626100I think the 2nd question is if you'd sleep with a hot woman if you had a bf who was okay with it
>>33626246right haha *gulp*>>33626247strength for sure, need my man to haul around furniture n open jars for me !! c:
>>33626264but cute moans
>>33626278Nope you seethe mald and cope!
>>33626243I love you too *mwah*
>>33626254All evidence shows the allegations were made up by parents manipulating their children for money.
WomenWhy the fuck should I care anymore?!
>>33626277>Her ass is fake Cap>and she's a ghetto racist I can fix her>AustralianHot accent
>india is cut off from the internet today>ENTJ hasn't posted todayreally makes you think doesn't it?
>>33626211MWhitfield Crane. Just love his voice
>>33626289All evidence shows that you'll always care, you just pretend to not care as part of your posturing.
>>33626285aw is someone mad because he found out he's autistic?
>>33626289you should never care in the first place
>>33626268uhmm hopefully beating !>>33626271NOOOOOOOO
>>33626282>right haha *gulp*I'm calling you outPost bug art right myao
>>33626076>>33626291Can we not try and summon the dung demon?
>>33626291They aren't totally cut off, just some of the cable systems between EMEA/US and India. They're still connected to Asia.>it's part of my job to know this shit
>>33626261Yes to avoid seeing them through a shirt
It’s been a year since Brat Summer and I still listen to Charli xcx
>>33626299I'm half convinced the first one is him
>>33626291I like women with dorky round glasses
>>33626268Only the controversial hawaiian, easy on sauce.
>>33626272yes ?>>33626274only problem is that people get spooked really easily lmyao
>>33626300How do you get on with Indians?
>>33626301I always figured a bra was enough. The more you know.
>>33626307No veggies??
>>33626308Yes. Would you (please) fuck off? Just go somewhere else, forever. Please?
>>33626283i will DIE before someone ever hears me moan its too embarrassing>>33626298no !!!!!!
>>33626295Nope cope seething malding misandrist
>>33626309I'm in the US and I have to keep up with this kind of stuff globally, but I do work with some Indians. They're mostly fine, a little weird and some of them are kinda dumb, and I would prefer to work with Americans, but they're fine.
state gender and agehow does this make you feel?
>>33626309I like them. They're decent people. Most of the ones I interact with are a bit politically conservative, but I can ignore that.
>>33626305me too, they're the best
>>33625557Are you unaware that the latter is part Desi? I'm not even memeing, his trip was on when he said it.
>>33626315>no !!!!!!I bet they look nice..... Bug girl
>>33626319M 31That's cute
>>33626318Do you work for ICANN?
>>33626319Bro went 1 for 8 lmao
>>33626319Male, 31I don't see a husband, so I assume she's just a big dumb slut and she's going to ruin those children.
>>33626316but I'm not misandrist though... I'm not even mad what's your problem?
>>33626302Her music before brat is great
>>33626319That pussy has been busy.
>>33626327No, I'm a network engineer for an international bank.
>>33626328LOL
>>33626315I would love to hear you moaor piss...
>>33626302Will you be watching Charli XCX presents "Wuthering Heights"?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID0rqEWrN44https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5C7Wwf2w0
>>33626323His sociopathy and narcissism is entirely from his Euro-American side.
>>33626313I get veggies with practically everything I eat. I can have a break. I haven't had a hawaiian in a good while. And I wouldn't want a salad from a pizza shop.
>>33626338Is this fuckin Jimmy
>>33626340I thought American mayos were one of like 3 groups you didn't hate?
>>33626339>Margot RobbieLove her. Top 10 beauty ever
>>33626319Can't relate
>>33626329M, 35Since you prioritise the idea of people having husbands so much, how would you like it if I fucked you up the arse from behind and made you my temporary husband by homosexualising you?
>>33626282>strength You say that, but I don't believe you.
>>33626297we’re putting it on the grill :o>>33626307sighwhy, why Hawaiian? :(
>>33626320I wasn't asking you, actuary
>>33626315:(
>>33626319I juuuuust finished reading a book about a mother exploiting her daughter in the entertainment industry, so I'm not in the mood for FamilyTok grifters right now.
>>33626348>>>/lgbt/ is that way, retard
>>33626344No, that's Israeli Jews, Mediterranean Europeans, and Taiwan Chinese.
>>3362631930mJealous of her husband.Don't put your kids on social media though.
>>33626075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ
>>33626329You wish you were her husband with that many kids.
>>33626314:ceventually i will>>33626325*skitters across the floor*
>>33626353The only thing I hate more than familytok is CouplesTok. I always pray for their downfall to be messy.
>>33626329Presumably he's holding the camera
>>33626359No, I would never marry a woman who posts on social media, let alone posts her kids on there.
>>33626319Disgusted at social media
>>33626353Do you ever wonder if your parents sold your naked baby photos to pedophiles to jack off to? I've often suspected my parents of doing this, pre-internet. There's absolutely no fucking way someone takes a picture of their kid like that without the intent to do something shitty with it.
i just don't think everyone is above the
>>33626362The camera isn't moving. It's probably a phone on a tripod.
>>33626360They always leave us, bros. They find something better with someone else and then they never look back. So many femanons, vanished. Yet here I remain.
>>33626362'tis but a tripod.
>>33626350Mmm I love weird things. So many people hate it, but I think they're weird. Could use more cilantro/coriander.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxJFWgYTwr4For you.
>>33626291I thought the post quality around the web improved for some reason
>>33626363>I would never marry a woman who posts on social mediaHave fun being an incel for the rest of your life.
>>33626355Ah, bellissima donna!*muah*
>>33626319>boomers blame you for being unmotivated and nihilistic>meanwhile they came home to this
>>33626339Why is my husband holding Margot Robbie like that??
>>33626369I've noticed ladies seem to get bored of things faster than us
>>33626375>all women are dumb wannabe influencersNot even I believe that.
Too many women dont want kidsIts not natural
>>33626371At least you went easy on the sauce lol, pineapple with tomato sauce and cheese doesn’t make sense to me
>>33626367Not me, I'm below,beneath,under
>>33626353>Lena DunhamRemember when they tried to gaslight us into thinking she was hot?
>>33626338*smacks u on the head*no hornyposting>>33626349y ?
>>33626385Lol. Lmao.
>>33626386It's called feminism.
>>33626390I remember when 4chan tried to gaslight us into thinking she raped her sister as a kid.
>>33626350PUT IT BACK PUT MY HEART BACK IM BLEEDING OTUTT>>33626352:c ?
>>33626395As 4channers we believe that the culture war must be fought as total war. Once someone is designated your enemy there must be no length you won't go to in order to oppose them.
>>33626388I am under the ice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9JBCuI-2mw
State genderDo you like your parents?If you do, how would you cherish them?
>>33626395I think she just masturbated next to her. Or was that Amy Schumer? I can't keep my kosher marshmallows straight.
>>33626075MCant choose just onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL23Xjqh-rAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5A-yen9nEY
>>33626391Oh but it's okay for jimmy to hornypost huh
>>33626398>there are no bad tactics, only bad targets.
>>33626369o7maybe ill stay ..>>33626407shh
>>33626319I honestly feel successfully trolled by them listing the youngest's age as "24 months". I know it has to be deliberate but my jimmies are nevertheless rustled.
Femanons, where do i go to meet you? Just the apps?
manoanons would you feel hurt if your gf had a fetish for masked men and prefers you to wear a mask when doing special activities
>>33626387Oh no, it's bbq sauce based. It's so sugary and savory like candied bacon. But bbq is so heavy, so it needs less of it.I could have easily ordered a supreme veggie pizza but I've had that a bit too much too. Varietyyyy
>>33626291Was that all it took? We should have thought of it sooner.
>>33626414Special activities like... withdrawing money from our bank account while masked?
>>33626414It would be extremely hurtful.
>>33626402Male. Yes I love my parents. I spent six months of weekends redoing their yard for them when they moved so my mother couuld have her flower beds and garden.>>33626391>y?Because it doesn't line up with my experience. I've yet to meet a single woman who becomes interested in my when they become aware of how much I lift because at the end of the day I'm fat and don't look terribly impressive.
>>33626421stuff like sex and all its derivatives
>>33626075Male.It was a different time.The past is dead and never coming back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdqOIju4lL4
>>33626367How are you?
>>33626414Depends, which of my degrading fetishes is she willing to reciprocate with and what's the frequency relative to normal sexual encounters?
>>33626425I'm not familiar with that. Do you mean like wearing a mask while cooking with oil so it won't splatter on my face? Because I'm cool with that.
>>33626414Is hurtful when you put it like that. Is she says she has a thing for masks and wants me to wear a mask is different from she has a thing for masked men.
>>33626339Oh... I forgot about that being a thing... valentines day ey.. *gulp*
>>33626396But we can eat it and it would be funny :o the bleeding out part will be dealt with later. You won’t die>>33626417Oh that’s infinitely better then. I’m still just not a fan of pineapple on my pizza but with barbecue sauce you could convince me to try it
>>33626413you'd have to meet me in real life, social media or though a friend as i refuse to use a dating app. i may end up a childless, washed up hag but it is what it is
Why should we pretend that women are people?
>>33626414>I want to have sex with/get raped by strangersHurt, no, but she's getting dumped
>>33626431please elaborate>>33626430sure>>33626429i wouldn't know
>33626319>state gender and ageM30>how does this make you feel?Which femanon is up for trying to break this woman's record?
Marioanons do you try to grab every coin you see or do you not care about getting them all
does anyone here have fetishes that they're embarrassed to even speak about? nothing mild like feet or facials
>>33626440Yes, big time
>>33626353did Dan "the man" Schneider diddled her or not?
>>33626440MYeah.
>>33626440Piss
>>33626441The key word is big.
>>33626342no>>33626360nooo don't leave!>>33626391>no hornypostingok I'll stop >_<
>>33626439*Mosheanons
>>33626440I've managed to get myself to type the words "forced orgasm" on herebut it's hard with a non-fictional woman, there are some things drawings and authorial erotica just work better foralthough wack pussy femanon... yeah, that'd work
>>33626434Real life or through a friend then i suppose? I mean where in real life? I have never failed to make friends but my current environment is like 90% male (military), and this is the first time in my life ive ever had any amount of disposable cash to do extracurricular stuff so im an infant regards to this stuff. Like should i just have bros invite me to parties and meet someone that way? Or do i go to a college town bar or club woth a friend? I dont get it
>>33626440yeah but it's all fictional stuff so it's not like it matters that much
>>33626441spill!!
>>33626440Embarrassed to speak about irl? YesOnline? No not really, it’s probably more tame compared to some of the stuff anons would say
>>33626446Haha
>>33626439You need those extra lives
>>33626443He did not, but he got in her face and yelled at her when she did her first kiss scene (her first kiss in her entire life) and her kisses weren't up to his standards.
do i need to make a woman laugh before i can make a move and get her number or social? where can i download that type of personality?
Why is NOBODY appreciating Praise You every weekend??
>>33626440if you asked me if you openly talk about your fetishes regardless of what they are, there's something wrong with you.That said, i like vids of women getting their mouth fucked until they puke.
>>33626440I'm 100% straight but femboy ass
>>33626386>Too many women dont want kids>Its not naturalPush a walnut out of your dickhole and tell me how much you'd like to do it again.>>33626402>Do you like your parents?FNo, they're awful people. I did pay for my dad's knee replacements.>>33626440>does anyone here have fetishes that they're embarrassed to even speak about?Yes, especially on here because people are judgemental and will try to weaponize it against me.
>>33626433Hawaiian has always been bbq as the sauce and not tomato, because pork goes on it. The others are bastardizing it and being lazy. I could admire even just a half pineapple hawaiian. I've never shared one with a man.
>>33626457You need to look dangerous and attractive then talk candidly and disarming, it's how you get women to laugh easily, it makes them laugh out of nervousness to ease tensionOr just tell funny jokes, i don't know
>>33626463>100%>something gayAnon, I...
>>33626452I am M, fair warningCNC, pda, corruption, swinging
>>33626436it's not about strangers, it's about not being able to read facial expressions and emotions and putting emphasis on their body
>>33626424awfor me, im ok with bigger partners (i draw the line at obesity or being unable to do daily things like fitting in a car) n it's *incredibly* hot when they're nice n strong ! fat adds more for me to squish n beefy men look good ^^ but the most important thing is personality !!! looks r just a front n it doesn't even matter when ur personality is shit, the relationship would never work out :ci think u have a solid chance as long as ur not an asshole n u eat, sleep, n groom urself well !
I don't know if I wouild rather be Kraftwerk or Fatboy slim but they are both great, righ?
Manamanons,Do you do doo do doo doo, manamanons?
>>33626471That's mostly harmless, but I wouldn't want to do that all the time.
>>33626450i was imagining meeting at a concert or something along those lines. i always end up chatting with random people, usually men while in line or after or while waiting for the show to start. social media, usually instagram are exchanged as well. but i do think parties are an okay way to meet women, especially if your friends introduce you
>>33626467>it makes them laugh out of nervousness to ease tensionthat does not sound like an efficient strategy for a loving relationship.>tell funny jokesi'm still figuring that out
MamaanonsDo you love your mamas?
>>33626476Am manon, luv mammaryons, simple as.
>>33626402MKinda. They're kinda weird. I like my mom more than my dad.
>>33626481>>33626476>>33626439>>33626414Shut the fuck up.
>>33626450Men, if you can help me here too. Like i danced with a girl last weekend. I have no issues being social, im not the hottest guy in the room obv, but its literally just a time and place thing for me.
>>33626481I tell myself I do, and in a way I do love my mother, but no
>>33626468That is the joke
>>33626465>Yes, especially on here because people are judgemental and will try to weaponize it against meYou already told us about the tantric sex with Sadhguru fantasy
I love my Latina gf
>>33626414All the time yes, but sometimes no. I wouldn't mind a girl wearing a mask. Just a mask that covers some of the face, mainly around the eyes. It's honestly a fetish from amateur porn for me though.
>>33626484where else am i supposed to ask these things?? put the mask on
>>33626402MMy mother's dead. I don't know my father.I wish I had parents again.
>>33626465>weaponize it against mebeing attracted to little boys is not a fetish, is a mental illness.
>>33626470i think its really cliche as a femanon to say this but cnc is hot and i think about a partner simulating a home invasion or something of the sort, chasing me around the house and pinning me down
>>33626484Women gestate men
>>33626440Yes, incest roleplay
>>33626479Tracking. So concerts and parties are valid options.
>>33626501As the dad or son?
>>33626414Yes I'd feel hurt, it would have to be something rare.
HOLY SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOUHOLY SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOUHOLY SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOUHOLY SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOUI just so fucking know this means FUCK YOU LMAO
>>33626506Julian or Nightingale?
>>33626503As the brother
>>33626497Your radar sucks.
>>33626466>I've never shared one with a manme and my homies hate pineapple on pizza! If you do half Hawaiian half chicken, onion, and tomato, count me in
>>33626497What are you talking about? That obviously is not MKG
>>33626509Ah. Are you the guy that wants to date his sister?
>>33626510how am I wrong?pedos deserve the noose.
>>33626499I can enjoy both sides, as a switch, but the CNC for me was about being molested in my sleep by my stepmom, waking up to her sitting on me and jerking me off
>>33626509based
>>33626502i think yes, parties can be a little dodgy sometimes because women may think you just want to hook up. but i think there are ways to signal that you want to get to know someone and not just pump n dump
>>33626514No lol I'm not into real incest which is why I specified role play
>>33626440I can't speak sexually that much apparently.
>>33626515That's not the person you're thinking of, because your radar for detecting them sucks.
>>33626476I cant confirm nor deny it.
>>33626433lha im bleeding out as we speak there's a gaping wound in my chest>>33626440mhm
>>33626517I think it's pretty based too but I asked femanons if they'd roleplay that with their BFs and it was unanimous no every time so I'd never ask irl.
>>33626497Imagine being this retarded
>>33626481Is complicated
>>33626501>>33626509that is so hot to me but i feel like i would have to find a guy of my exact ethnicity so i can incorporate cultural elements and make it more real>>33626516you know what i could get down with that too. that would really make me feel like such a perv though hahaha
>>33626484This is peak quirkchungus. Why aren't you guys throwing yourselves at her?
>>33626440Yes, but most are not even weird or uncommon.
>>33626523>mhmList them
I need a jewish mommy to corrupt me
>>33626447but i have to somedayyyy>>33626532it's so bad ngl
>>33626524i didn't reply, sorryno.
>>33626529>that is so hot to me but i feel like i would have to find a guy of my exact ethnicity so i can incorporate cultural elements and make it more realYeah I get that, she wouldn't have to be the same exact ethnicity for me, but same race would feel more authentic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBzrzS1Ag_gThis, but...
>>33626533Would you convert for Abigail?
state gender,what's the worst fetish someone has confessed to you they had?what gender were they?how did you react to that information?
>>33626529>you know what i could get down with that too. that would really make me feel like such a perv though hahahaConsidering you’re the first human being I’ve ever told that to, I’ll take it
>>33626524yeah i'm a woman lol but that's definitely the move
>>33626534>it's so bad nglProbably not the worst here though and it would make people happy
>>33626530i only asked about the masked stuff btw, sorrymultiple broken radar detectors here
State gender.Are (You) the hot sibling?
>>33626539MThey told me they had an incest fetish and wanted me to rp as their older brother. They were intersex I freaked out. My older sister molested me and incest is a hard no
>>33626541Yeah lmfao, I'd much rather have a relationship than risk that for some kink I don't really care about.
>>33626546the fuck is intersex?
>>33626481Yea. She sets a standard that most women will never reach, which is both awesome and miserable for me.
>>33626539i can't decide between foot fetish or femdommaledisgust
>>33626548Both sets of genitals but they were very fem, and I’m bi
>>33626539Mdude told me he knew of some sites where you could find "good cheese"I stopped talking to hit and cut contact after that.
>>33626542ok if i narrow it down to a couple they're pretty tame (?)not saying them tho
>>33626451>>33626453>>33626465>>33626520>>33626523>>33626531you all need to confess to us right now>>33626540i will say that i already loved the older women/younger man dynamic
>>33626548It's when you have vestigial gentitals of the opposite sex in addition to your own
>>33626508HOLY SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>33626551sounds like you both are mentally ill to me and crave for attention.
>>33626523I will perform a blood transfusion (I’m type O) and we will stop the bleeding by plugging the wound with my fist. All better now! :)
>>33626437I think it was clear.I dont want her to think about any other man, I should be the default male mannequin in her mind.
>>33626554Fine but it's disappointing that you won't tell us your tame kinks.
>>33626559This was 9 years ago, but yes
>>33626558Why do you hate Swiss?
>>33626530Men hate that shit, retard.>>33626565NTAShe's a dumb fat cunt and she needs to fuck off.
>>33626561does this help >>33626471
>>33626553what is "good cheese" ?>>33626555if someone says stuff that's worse than mine i will !!
>>33626560Damn, you're one creepy motherfucker.
>>33626555> i will say that i already loved the older women/younger man dynamicI’ve barely explored it, took a long time for me to accept myself, I assume it wouldn’t be that extreme irl? Idk, maybe a one off roleplay
>>33626569>what is "good cheese" ?pizza
>>33626555I want to be fucked by bugs and have eggs laid in me
>>33626568Yeah
STFU I wish i was more drunk and high like I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR MEATLOAF
>>33626560im type o too !!!hey this kind of hurts make it sSTOPpe
Where would I want to look for a gf to maximize my chances of a throat goat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-GcI WISH I WAS MEATLOAFIS MY FEMANON TO CHASE HERE??
>>33626567She's a woman, so I get why you'd hate her. But this guy is schizophrenic, so it's probably something more...creative.
>>33626440Taller and stronger women, but not for "you like that, little worm" femdom and not for "let me baby you, little man" mommydom. More for "this is the body I wound up with, let's see what it can fucking do".
>>33626578>Where would I want to look for a gf to maximize my chances of a throat goat?Hot topic. Look for a woman with a black choker.
>>33626580I don't hate her because she's a woman, I hate her because she's a stupid whore who monopolizes the thread with nonsensical schizoposting every time she shows up.
Who am I?
>>33626563solleeee>>33626572i want costco cheese pizza
Femanons I had a boy lunch of eating chunks of 24 month Parmagiano Reggiano and sipping on balsamico di Modena
>>33626581Not trying to be rude, but how are things with your bio mom?
>>33626550:(
>>33626583>monopolizes the thread with nonsensical schizoposting every time she shows up.You're thinking of Julian.
>>33626555Not even uncommon. I like getting blowjobs. (Yes, i'm cool with reciprocating for her pleasure). Specifically getting deepthroated. I like throats and the swallowing noises. Girls only. I'm not into choking, but i like to feel it with my hand. Just placing my hand around her throat to feel her swallow. Basically all the noises associated with deepthroating.It's probably my most in depth one and it's not even uncommon. It's also cool because you don't have to worry about pregnancy.
>>33626582Looking for an adult, not a 13yo, anon.
>>33626578i'm not sure but maybe being a throat goat yourself would help?
>>33626585Asians love of Costco is still hilarious to me
>>33626584You are A! (nonymous)
>>33626584Heisenberg?
do guys generally have any opinions about homeschoolers? like if a girl was homeschooled is that a red flag guys avoid?
>>33626584my frenn :3>>33626595live laugh love costco
>>33626598It's a red flag against the parents, not a red flag against the children.
>>33626578Idk, but be down to give her oral and lots of foreplay. If you're willing to do that for her, she's more likely to be willing to try if she doesn't already.
>>33626598It's a green flag in my opinion.
>>33626598obviously i mean we are adults and it's not like it matters as much as when we were teenagers but in the early 20s dating range it's still socially... felt you know what i mean
>>33626595>Asians love of Costco is still hilarious to meLots of people are interested in buying things in bulk.
>>33626598No, we project sheltered purity on to her.
>>33626599I love Costco too
>>33626598I was also homeschooled, so I figure we'd be more sympathetic to each other's weirdness.
>>33626598I don't mind, some normies think they're weirdos
>>33626598if she was homeschooled that means she must have had more screen time than me and that means she saw more dicks than me, that's unforgiveable
I have never been to a Costco in my life.
>>33626576I make a good meatloaf. Just good tho… I hope it’s up to your standards…>>33626577Uhhh idk if I can. Your heart is too charred now :( we could go to the hospital but the chicken and quail will burn and we won’t have dinner…
>>33626608ok let's go on a date where we just go to costco n buy groceries + taste test the samples there together !!!
>>33626614Good evening saar!
i'm out of manonaons questions by the way, i really can't think of anything else at the moment
>>33626614You’re missing out. The $1.50 hot dog after spending 30 minutes getting all of your groceries always hits
Women, are you worried giving birth will wreck your pussy?
>>33626598nautral
>>33626623No. I'm scared they will take my bones from breastfeeding.
>>33626620That's fine, it's better to have silly questions than no questions. We'll see you again next time.
>>33626620It was kind of nice while it lasted, what got into you?
>>33626623i'm certain of it but what's before it sounds scarier, the first step is always the hardest
>>33626616I would go but I have a gf, maybe we can go as friends?I like doing mundane things as dates, to show her what my real life is actually like.
>>33626614oh dear>>33626615*collapses onto the ground, ur fist slipping out of my chest as i die*
>>33626619I live in the US. I just happen to live in a shit hole.>>33626621The memes make it sound cozy but there isn't even one in my town...
>>33626555I have a cuckquean fetish
>>33626613my mom had parental controls on all my devices until i was sixteen. i used to read smut on the experimental web browser of my kindle while i was backstage at the plays i was in because it was one of the only places my mom could never walk in on me
>>33626630invite her !!the more the merrier, i can third wheel n we'll all be frennss
I've got two questions:A. What should I do for a third date? I've taken a girl to coffee and to a restaurant, but I'm not sure what to do next, especially since the area sucks. I'd prefer it to be something active, but the only thing I can think of is bowling. How would I turn that it into a suitably romantic outing?B. I live in a small town that's over an hour away from the DMV. I'm 23, 5'9" with average physique, and an openly conservative Christian (which is a disadvantage in my state). Given this info, how well am I performing after a little under three months on the apps?:4.5 actual dates (the 0.5 comes from a date that was called off at the last minute due to an emergency)5 Hinge matches2 SALT matches7 Tinder matches (only one conversation, though)Approx. 8 OkCupid matches, excluding some Brazilian/Filipina people. One immediately offered to sleep with me, but I turned her down because she was way younger than me and obviously crazy. Furthermore, I had a girl ask me out on a date (beg might be the more appropriate term) but stand me up for some reason.>>33626598I was homeschooled, which makes me biased. However, even If I didn't have that personal experience, I think it would be a green flag. There might be a higher chance of her being awkward, but there's probably a lower chance of her being mean, which is more important.
>>33626633Hello :)
>>33626582i wear black chokers often and i medically cannot deepthroat, dunno how sound that advice is
>>33626624that isn't how you spell neutral...
>>33626633Like literally every male?
>>33626636Of course!
>>33626628i think i've irritated an anon and now i need to think about it while my heart goes doki dokii'm joking i just really have nothing else to ask and i'm sleep deprived
will people think I'm a pale Mexican if I'm wearing a soccer jersey
>>33626635What kind of smut?
>>33626598It's no matter
>>33626641Do cuckolds also have a cuckquean fetish?
>>33626643If it makes you feel better, male Anons feel bad about irritating female Anons too. I did it today and I still feel stupid.
>>33626629Sex?
>>33626635you must desire what was restricted from you so bad, i only want a pure maiden so i'd run to safety
>>33626643Your questions were cute
>>33626645Depends on your haircut
>>33626481I love mine. Same as >>33626549Good mom = volcel i guess
>>33626629C-section girl!
>>33626648If a cuck and a cuckqueen date, who would be the dominant cuck? The one getting cucked, or the one doing the cucking? If you're the one being cucked, then you are in turn cucking your partners cuck fetish. Would they be turned on by their cuck fetish being cucked? Are there layers of cuck?
>>33626584You're Shadow... the Hedgehog. You were created to bring order and justice to the humans. With the power of these Emeralds, you're going to destroy this damn planet! This is WHO YOU ARE.
>>33626595that sounds dangerously delicious<3
>>33626635Flappy Bird Anon, is that you? I'm sorry your mom helicoptered you.
>>33626656what the hell, absolutely forgot about thatnot sure though>>33626650yes
>>33626658I don’t particularly like latinas
>>33626646i distinctly remember reading a story about naruto using his sexy jutsu and then getting pregnant somehow and then sasuke begrudgingly helping him through the pregnancy bc he was stuck in that form while i was backstage for a tom sawyer play
>>33626652NTA. I basically had no rules growing up, and now I feel like I need shelter from the storm.
>>33626640neutral* my bad
>>33626616Even if I m incel chud ?
>>33625597Would listen
>>33626660based numberi helicopter my weiner every morning as a source of daily motivation
>>33626631No- NOOOO*quickly fabricates a replacement heart and puts it in your chest*D-did it work…>>33626632Eh, being inside is pretty cozy. The parking is always horrible and makes me want to blow my head off - that part is not cozy
>>33626665i forgive you!
>>33626657You'd need a bull couple to bring order to this chaos.
>>33626670you shouldn't... I have to be punished for my mistake..
>>33626663Women smut is so weird
>>33626603why
>>33626661>yesYou'll get there someday
>imagining a femanon bouncing on it.Women, do you have a nice back?
>>33626673>Southern comfortBe a man and drink straight bourbon you queer
Talk dirty to me. Do you prefer the feeling of a good poop or a good piss? State gender.
>>33626666yes !can someone deeply explain what a chud is (i grasp the concept but what qualifies as a chud ?)>>33626669(my body rots and the smell of decomposing flesh mixes with the burning quail behind u)
>>33626654justin Bieber emo I'm safe, and glasses
>>33626677idk i've never seen it
>>33626679MA poop, second thing I do when I wake up
>>33626673Plenty of Listerine for your cold sores
>>33626682Not even in a mirror?
Holy shit stop fucking pinging me, I am not some Obra Captain.
>>33626680This will be very informative, I think. https://youtu.be/ItBDepGyfK0
>>33626623absolutely. and not just that but everything else. its really uncouth to do the whole "the baby is a parasite sucking away my life force" thing but on some level that is sort of whats going on, women can lose teeth and develop permanent anemia amongst many other things. i still want children but from a medical standpoint it makes me deeply anxious at times
>>33626686What's wrong with the name Julian? Is it offensive?
>>33626681>Lesbian-core
will mex grill get the ick if they find out I know spanish.
>>33626685the devil lurks in mirrors
>>33625582>Men>What could you go on a long rant about?Stellar classification.
>>33626692haha nah more like stem IT core. lesbian would be more like uhhh damn uh flat bill hat and hollow ear lobes>>33626614same idk why everybody worships it
>>33626677Idk. It hurts rn.
>>33626698Kek.
>>33626675She's probably smart and well-educated, she probably isn't extremely extroverted or outgoing and is probably less exposed to social media shit i ngeneral.
I saw you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxJFWgYTwr4
>>33626680Worst dinner date ever :(
>>33626700Why?
Women, would you rather be a cuckoldress, a cuckquean, a cuckcake, or a bull?
>>33626704Where? Here?
>>33626711cuckcake is NOT a real word
>>33626713Already fucked your mother. Best $3 of crack I ever spent.
MWhy does it always go back to cuck shit?
any bilingual anglo anons keep it a secret so people don't pester you for language lessons and translations on the spot>>33626716nta but shit was funny tho
>>33626687i couldn't finish it>>33626706:c
>>33626598It's fine. Public schools are a shitshow.
>>33626716Neither is cuckoldress
>>33626721Why? It’s unironically a good song.
What does it mean when women say turn me inside out?
>>33626725I'll hit her up again next time I'm in walmart
>>33626671This sounds like a polycule with more steps
Women, stop making my hand twitch.
>>33626721I'll make sure to not put your heart on the grill so we don't run into this predicament :o>>33626720Yes>>33626728Grab em by the tongue n PULLLLLL
I wish I was 2.5x more drunk so I could all these relpies properly. lol
Women, stop using your woman mind rays to make me forget to turn data off and wifi on when I get home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIycGhARxLUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIycGhARxLUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIycGhARxLUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIycGhARxLU
My atogabot is working impeccably, just fyi
>>33626707Probably sweat too much with my heating pad and didn't drink fluids all day. I think I was wounded when I had my epidural because it's always the same spot since. I'm usually fine but sometimes I pull it and it just winds me. When I got out of bed my arm and leg, on opposite sides, kind of felt asleep.
>>33626677>Women, do you have a nice back?So I've been told
>>33626733*forcing your hand to stream*
HATORWHJEKÖ WJEIHF DIE FRIEHHEH
does sunscreen actually help your skin age slower or is that girliescience
>>33626720I try, sometimes.
>>33626744Wut
>>33626736Beweoeieureieieieieie*lazer sounds*
>>33626746it's real, use it even if the weather is being british
Ha ha, I am *MAYBE* not gay today!
state genderwhen you fantasize about having sex, which are the most common sex positions you most frequently fantasize about?Mfor me is either jack hammering in missionary or cowboy girl.
All the whores in my area are so fucking busted. I'd rather just jerk off than fuck these ugly bitches. Why are "sex workers" so fucking hideous? Shouldn't you have to actually be attractive to be a whore? They should be paying me to have sex with them.
>>33626746Moisturizing and eating better and not smoking do more.
women: could you ever love an AI engineer bf? or would you be worried he'd replace you with a robowaifu?
can a nice femanon breastfeed me and call me a good boy as she strokes my hair?
Arlo Parks-From Softly.To your Black dog.I ha ha hate you truly.Shut me up, I am hateful.
>>33626746It's real, I use it even if I'm just driving somewhere. This is important to: >>33626756>>33626752Mc & h
>>33626752being splattered between the man on top of me and the bed, i think it's called prone bone>>33626757no and robowaifu did nothing wrong
>>33626750>>33626756>>33626761damn so I should even be using it on my 15 min commute everyday? use spf70 rn
>>33626752MH, holding her hair with my right hand and both her wrists with my left hand. And G, A and B.
Attention: I am going to Disney World in the morning. I have to try and get some sleep to wake up early for the long drive.
>>33626752Licking her pussy, missionary with her legs wrapped around me, or pounding her into the mattress.
>>33626767Space mountain.
>>33626760your hand would look nice wrapped around my cock
>>33626760Women's hands are so pretty
>>33626752in his lap, facing away from him
Shut the fuck up.How dare you even reply to me, you evil cunt.
>>33626763>i think it's called prone bonewhat's the appeal?
>>33626771I'm excited to finally ride it. I was too scared to ride it as a kid. I was a wimp when it came to roller coasters.
>>33626772That's not me. Im a guy.
>>33626752MDoggy, bent over and blowing my load inside her as I hug around her waist
>>33626774wouldn't you want to see the face of the person you love?
>>33626778It is fun. I haven't been down that ways for a few years.
>>33626779did I fucking stutter?
>>33626775How is she evil?
What do you think the ratio is of asylum seekers success stories vs terrorist attacks?
>>33626774I love watching a woman's hips move in this position.
>>33626781the anonymous person in my fantasies has no face but sure sometimes
Sorry I need to go to sleep now.I have nobody and I hop------------------------------------------------
>>33626793NTA. Do you "see" it in 3rd person?
>>33626765Yeah, I would
I will feel nothing and I will be my own auditorium.Good night.
>>33626794You hop on top of my pop?
>>33626787I dont think much about it because is not my problem as a tradcath thirdie that takes no muslim refugees.
>>33626793have you ever done it?
>>33626588>>33626759
>>33626796maybe 80 20 split between first and third person>>33626806no
Trying to quit porn. Again. I hate myself.Wish me luck.
>>33626777breathe infeeling his weight all over my bodynot being able to move much or feeling every slight movement connected to both of usfeeling a bit comfortable with hiding my expressions since i'm not facing himnot seeing his face so it seems a bit more rawpotential of roleplaying as a meat patty in a burgerbreathe out
>>33626804Brazil, Venezuela, or Argentina?
>>33626810Good luck, anon. I'm still mad at actuary for ruining my streak.
I turned 33 todayTo celebrate i went to gym at 1 amYayI should go to sleep nowFemanons?
>>33626765Maybe a lighter one, you don't have to go for a greasy normal one if you're not sweating heavily outside a lot.
>>33626812Brazil is full of evang*elicals and Argentina is literally run by a jew
>>33626811NTA. Does the mayonnaise go on the meat or the bun?
>>33626814Happy birthday, atoga latman.
>>33626811ideally what would you be doing with your arms? would he be holding them?>feeling a bit comfortable with hiding my expressions since i'm not facing himwhy wouldn't you want him to show him your expressions? that's the best part if you asked me.
>>33626787Probably like 10:1. "Success story" being someone who legitimately needs asylum, doesn't cause problems in the country hosting them, and then goes back when they're able.As opposed to obvious economic migrants whose presence is intrinsically negative, even if they're nominally law-abiding.
>>33626819Lats have been trained yesThank YouI dont feel very happy recently, in fact im pretty sad and depressed for most of the time and i dont feel the need to change my situation
>>33626734it'll be YOUR heart next time c:<>>33626800goodnight anon>>33626814happy birthday anon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i hope u have good dreams n ur pillow is nice and cold tonight
KINSHTERNKINSHTERNKINSHTERNKINSHTERNKINSHTERNKINSHTERNKINSHTERNKINSHTERNKINSHTERNKINSHTERNKINSHTERNKINSHTERNKINSHTERNKINSHTERNNO
When i see a cute girl smile to me, at first i think to myself "wow, shes very cute!"Then i think to myself "i wonder why is she smiling like that, maybe shes interested??"Then i see myself in the mirror by accident, because i generally try not looking into them, and i realize they are just trying to be nice.>Pic rel the same girls describing me to their girlfriends after
>>33626828Wut
>>33626817i don't think so, if i relate that to the average bun implications>>33626820>ideally what would you be doing with your armshiding my face further because my hands have magnets to it and if i show my face like that i would dissipate
>>33626830you live in a pocket dimension inaccessible by the sane
>>33626832wouldn't you be moaning anyway?what's wrong with showing that you enjoy sex?
>>33626811I like those descriptions Hot>Woman might prefer not seeing my face during sexThis is optimal
WHYY W HWH Y WHY IS ANBODY EVER REPLYING TO ME FUCKFUCK OFFFF
>>33626823Can't really blame you. I think that's just how everything is now. Bleak and isolating.
>>33626839+ Everything is actively going to shit too and we might have a real war soonIts not looking goodAt least i could have been living out hedonistically before shit hits the fan but i cant even do thatFuck
GenderDo you honestly think people deserve respect or special treatment just for getting raped?
>>33626838Sorry!
>>33626752A or E but it's more horizontal than vertical.
If you ar enot here just fucjk off
>>33626843I believe everyone deserves respect regardless of rape status. Everyone except rapists.
>>33626847Are you hearing voices?
>>33626835horrors i don't want to imagine, that's why it stays a fantasyalso i don't think you're the same anon but i realized i miread the first thing i replied to, i guess meat is ok ideally>>33626837thanks i try to be honest when i can be a full coward
>>33626848And politicians.
>>33626854That's redundant to what he already said
>>33626846>E but it's more horizontal than verticalso C?
I think law should be really harsh and if theres proven beyond shade of a doubt that you murdered someone, you get death sentenceIf you raped, you get your genitals cut off AND prison time.If you stole, you get your hand cut off.Thoughts.
I didn't want to accidentally a new gf
>>33626860Go to bed, it's almost 6:30 AM and you haven't slept yet.
>>33626853>horrors i don't want to imagine, that's why it stays a fantasywhy?how come you haven't ask one of your bfs to fuck you like that?
>>33626824We didn't learn from last time :(((
>>33626830They don't think about us, bro. Not unless you approach them, or otherwise disturb their peace.
>>33626311A conventional bra is enough to prevent pokies, a bralette sometimes isn't
I did and thats how i ended up being a 33 khhv
What do you want?
>>33626858C but he lays down yeah. I thought that assumed standing and holding the girl sex. Because why would it be portrayed vertically?
>>33626869I want her to be happy.
>>33626860Our justice system is so fucked up. People get locked up for decades for things that shouldn't even be crimes, but for actual violent crimes, they don't go to prison long enough. It's exactly backwards. But yes, I support the death penalty more every single day. Today I saw a video of some worthless savage who stabbed a random woman to death on the subway for no reason. He had been arrested like fourteen times prior to that for various violent crimes. There's no reason he should've been free. I think he should be executed, and in a just world, the people responsible for his release from prison would be executed as well.
>>33626861>didn't want to accidentally a new gfDid you accidentally the whole gf!?
>>33626862True... Need to wake up at 13:00
>>33626860No.I don't trust the government enough.
I accidentally into my gf now shes a single mom...
>>33626877Neither do criminals anon.But i understand your sentiment.
Women, what should we hornypost about?
>>33626880I don't think I'm allowed.
>>33626880Balls deep, throbbing, sticky, gooey creampies
>>33626863
I want the girl to face me when we have sex because I want to see her tongue
>>33626887go on
>>33626888I just think girls are sexy when they stick their tongues out and I'd really want to see that.
I want to see her vulnerable face but I dont want her to see mine because I think she will see a dumb ape and get the ick and think "why do I allow this ugly thing to be on top of me?"
>>33626874she fed me dinner and when she said "Do you like it?" but she actually said "Do you like me?" and the food was good....
>>33626887now imagining trying to grab her tongue like a cat's, while she tries to wriggle away
Elton John's Nikita is the best love song of all time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg-Q-Acv4qs
>>33626890Good instincts. Women want to see men vulnerable so they can judge and hurt us.
>>33626890the ape that is holding her down must look strong, not cutei think there was something about that in Tarzan
>>33626864noooo ill be so careful !!>>33626885uwaaaaiiok im sleepy goodnight everyone
>>33626886age?
>>33626885>I do cum pretty hardWhich position are you getting filled up in?
Femanons, would you be tolyamorous?
>>33626899mid twenties elemayodestroy the opposite gender thread
Hello male anonymouses
When you're not sure how to feel about something, just ask yourself how Freddy Mercury would probably feel about it and take that as a guide.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-0ygW-B_gI
>>33626906how do you feel about it?
>>33626907Fuck off.
>>33626907Hello. Cute picture.
Male anons im horny but want a laugh, please recommend something erotic that you think or other femanons would enjoy. >Captcha: P0NDR
>>33626907henlo
>>33626897We'll see about that... Goodnight :)
>>33626911Didn't you already say goodnight to us?
Women have you ever been the side chick?Men have you ever had multiple girlfriends at once if so did they find out about each other?
>>33626843M, men can’t get raped and women aren’t quick to call anything rape, so no
>>33626917No.
>>33626918No i only manwhore around when im single
>>33626913are you into manga?read sundome, or nozaki ana.Recommend something back..
>>33626920What do you call it when Tyrone forces his bbc into your bussy?
>>33626869I want to wear a mask to a masked ball and dance there with a masked woman. I think I know who she is and she thinks she knows who I am but neither one of us knows for sure, so we spend the night dancing together and using playful toying word games to try and trick the other into revealing our secrets.
>>33626909comfortable enough because i'm very scared about that stuff, i don't think my situation is wrong but it's a bit embarassing to write it down like that
>>33626925Prison sex. Not rape. Men have the power to stop it if they wanted to.
>>33626913Something visual? Literary?
>>33626913Monster Girl Quest.
>>33626913Manga: Alcohol is for married couples Or something like that.
>>33626928How? Can you clench your butthole so tight nothing can get in?
>>33626905>it's 2030>foid tells me she's tolyqpebophiloharminby positive>I direct her to order through the AI app because I'm just the manager at wendy's, I can't handle orders directly
>>33626913My big Daddy cock in your little mouth
>>33626843f. everybody deserves basic human respect. kindness is necessary for society to function in the long term.
>>33626935I'm FTM btw.
>>33625582MWorld of Warcraft and weeb stuff.
>>33625937You can get away with more shit if she likes you, but that doesn't mean texting her "send nudes" won't change her perspective about you.
>>33626933Fight. Do anything other than lie there and take it.
>>33626924not really, i have no idea what sundome or nozaki are. I can go look them up
MenWhy are you so skittish about posting hands?
>>33626946because I have a scar on mine
>>33626946I have ugly hands
>>33626946Im afraid you wont respect me afterwards. You will just throw me away after that.
>>33626946they all have meat gloves not sexy muscular claws
>>33626948drool machine
>>33626946I am overweight. I'm losing weight and hopefully getting into better shape, but you can still tell from my hands that I'm fat.
>>33626907Hello!
>>33626946Because why the fuck should I do anything for foids?
>>33626927what's scary about it?don't you feel you are missing out a big part of life?
>>33626946I bite my nails until they bleed
>>33626946Why are you so skittish about posting cleavage?
>>33626955you better do it for other men at least
To the anon who asked for great still living vocalist....It's goddamned fucking MIdge Ure.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifn0jqF4J0w
>>33626961Are you some kind of retard?
>>33626945nozoki ana is about a boy and a girl that are neighbors and their's a hole in the wall that connect their rooms so they start taking turns spying each other on their more intimate moments. A lot of lewdness in that one if that's what you are looking for.
>>33626440ScarificationSlappingChokingElectricity BitingBlood playScratchingBruisingWax playFire playIce playKnife playEating/licking food off bodyBondage/restraintsSensory deprivationi.e. Blindfold, ear plugs, etc...
>>33626955A woman was kind enough to bust your little balls once
>>33626946f that, I wanna know why they never post vocas
>>33626946because I'm not white, you don't want to see brown hands
>>33626946>skittishI'm not afraid to post hands it's just not worth the effort
>>33626930i like both>>33626931>Monster Girl Quest.that looks male targetted>>33626932Just looked it up and those two look way too young to be married>only for married couplesi assure you nobody at a frat party is married
>>33626966This girl collects crystals
>>33626946I have onions hands
>>33626926That would be nice
>>33626972It is, it’s a wacky and good game though
>>33626440i might possibly want a man to pee on me....
>>33626973>This girlI'm a guy into switching/femdom.
>>33626957too long to explain but unfortunately i can't shove it to mental illness because i'm actually fine>>33626963absolutely
>>33626978interdasting, I want a woman to pee on me
>>33626440Insects
>>33626905No. Why wouldn't it be up for discussion/negotiation? I value their freedom and safety as equally as mine. And I enjoy their alternatively (hopefully more ethically) sourced pleasure.And two, if I was adequately pleasured and romanced, who's to say that I can't present monogamously?
>>33626962Thanks for this. I know the song obviously but I've never seen this performance. It's really cool.
>>33626440the weirdest stuff excites me. idk if i could literally ever bring it up even if i genuinely loved and trusted my husband. it'd be unbearable
>>33626946Because I care about femanons and their productivity. You can't girlboss if you're rubbing your clit all day.
>>33626913>Male anons im horny but want a laugh, please recommend something erotic that you think or other femanons would enjoy.This is my OC from a few years back.https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/24996553/#24997496https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/24996553/#24997592
>>33626982but..why?i dont understand why people want to flip the sub dominant roles it doesnt make sense to me
holyshit just fuck die die die die you fucking cunt lmao no who am i kidding its ok to be this miserable fucking cunt that you are you fuck fuck fuck fuck i sickj
>>33626913
>>33626990idk lots of abuse if I had to guess, at least that's what somebody told me, abuse makes a man submissive
>>336269668/15
>>33626981>too long to explainI have all the time in the world.have you had your first kiss yet? what was it like?
>>33626993im confused
how to get atoga bf
>>33626440I'm into incest swinging, like my gf fucks her father while I fuck her mother or she fucks her brother and I fuck her sister.Watching her father seduce and fuck her.
>>33626998moid hands
>>33626998Throw a rock and you'll hit 20 of us. But you don't want us anyway.
>>33626997It's a gif, keep watching for the surprise.
>>33626997Funny?
>>33626993>>33626997oh its a deer!still confused
>>33626978Nice, do you want to be humiliated as part of it?
>>33626999that's some next level home wrecking
>>33626969My voice is too deep and gravelly. It could send shockwaves to your pussy.
>>33626969Because fuck you, that's why.
>>33626969the lack of equivalent exchange
>>33627015Why won't you send shockwaves to our pussy...
>>33626946>>33626969I’ve posted both. :(
>>33626996but i don't really want to... i'll just say that i'm not kissless, but it was with girls only and they were all not good experiences to menow i'm the kind of toxic virgin that rejects anyone and fantasizes about making human burgers instead
Do men really live like this?
>>33627021I can't be held responsible for what happens next..
>>33627027I have before. It’s cozy.
>>33627027I'd add some colour, and get the mattress off the floor. But I've endured worse.
>>33627027When I lived in Texas, I had a living room in my apartment that stayed completely empty. Dining area near the kitchen too. No reason to use them.
>>33627027I have half the space, less AI, a kitchenette for food and no gamer shit but yes that's the ideal. looks nice
>>33627027No, Im too lazy to work out but I built my own bed and it looks ugly as hell but serves as storage and I sleep on a plank of wood with no mattress.
>>33627026were those kisses consensual?>>33627027yup, I've been a man for most of my life and I can confirm this.
>>33627033And you wonder why you get no bitches
>>33627009maybe...
>>33627037Never had anyone over to see it, so that has nothing to do with it.
state genderbush status?
>>33626972>I like bothI'll try abd think of something
>>33627039>Never had anyone over to see itI wonder why
>>33627040MUnkempt
>>33627036last one was the most nonconsesual
>>33627044you are into guys, right?do you want a bf at all?
>>33627040MShaved but I regret doing so it's hell.
>>33627037I fuck women at the hotel. I can't Imagine telling strangers where you live.
the amount I am miserabel is pathetic and even more for my age
>>33627040femalestubble
>>33627049How old are you?
>>33627042Because women don't even like men anymore.
>>33627027As long as my wife has her space yes.
>>33627037I wouldn't anyway, might as well be comfy!
>>33627053Does your current place look any better at least?
>>336270402 weeks since I did a nuclear trim. Maybe an inch legnth. Weird how my armpit hair seems to grow faster. Seems like an inch and a half and I did them at the same time.
i genuinely curious what kind of porn male anons think femanons would enjoy
>>33627052https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBzrzS1Ag_g
>>33625537M or FWhat do you think about makeup?
>>33627063Cunnilingus?
>>33627065I'm guessing 26-29?
>>33627063it depends. varies from femcel to femcel. last femcel that shared her porn with me it was all hardcore carryfucking with the women sounding like dying cats.
>>33627040I'm in hermit mode again - unkempt
>>33627066f, it's fun and relaxing but i don't go outside enough to actually put it on very much
>>33627063Something with lots of build up I guess
>>33627063Something like this
I heard Mr brightside again and now I'm mad at women for being such cheating skanks
>>33627046i'm only into men now but i'm ok being alone, i swear i was not involved in those crimes mr. officer
>>33627066M, cool as a craft but women use it way too much
who would win the atoga rope shooting competition?
>>33627063no idea, that's why ask all the time.if anything really tall guys with big dicks fucking short women into oblivion.What kind of porn do you like femanons?
>>33627070how did she shared it with you?
>>33627084Not me.But I would bag my femanon for knowning how to work my cock up for her.
>>33627081>i'm ok being alonethat's just coping and you know it.are you aware the older you are the harder would be for you to get a partner?you should do something about it now that you are still young.has a guy ever asked you out?
>>33627027One of my fondest memories in my apartment was when I moved in and had nothing but an air mattress, TV, and laptop.
>>33627084What's the win condition? Amount? Rope distance?
>>33627087>hey come over we can play games>hey this is what I have on my laptop look do you like to watch this too?
The absolute hottest thing a woman can do is make a ridiculous fuck-ass face right before her man busts inside of her.
>>33627084I could probably could win the faster shooter subdivision easily.
>>33627086Nothing 3D that stuffs gross
>>33627060I've got furniture in every room, including an area rug in the living room and a frame for my bed, and curtains on all the windows.I keep the place clean, too. The sink isn't piled high with dishes, the bed is usually made, the floors are vacuumed regularly and scrubbed when they need it, and I clean the bathroom too. I even use those scented wall plug-in things. I can be a bit of a neat-freak sometimes.
>>33626990nta but I am super dom and wouldn't mind a woman peeing on me, squirting especiallyI always thought that made sense, having her lose controlwomen are also, i guess, metaphysically natural to think of in association with water, liquid, and flow, her liquid, her river, i guess
>>33627084Last week I shot over my shoulder, higher than my head.
Men I found a roach in my apartmentHow over is it for me
>>33627097I once met a girl that confessed to me she was into hentai, but only non necessitous stuff, like avatar the air bender animated porn but not the ones that had bart fucking marge.Is that what you mean by not 3D?
>>33627092i was thinking distance
>>33627103are you a stinky girl?
>>33627063fanfiction stuff about slightly down-on-their-luck mary sue characters being dominated by muscular billionairessince it's 4chan, it has to be the kind where the girl gets physically harmed hardcore, so only female authors will domale authors focus on the sex, female authors focus on the domination, humiliation, and body breaking
>>33627095>a ridiculous fuck-ass faceLike this?
>>33627103cute filthy disgusting slob femcel dwelling in her swamp
Fuck 4 chan Ggosh I am so drunlk ans cI wish I had never found out about this website 17 years ago.
>>33627100basically women are big pissbabies>just ask /fit/ about that one chick that proudly pisses herself during diddlies to the annoyance of the staff at competitions
>>33627104Incestuous? If she had to clarify she definitely was lol. But yes, drawn stuff, western hentai is ugly as sin though
>>33626440cum on foodcuckqueeninglactation is borderline but I think I could actually talk about that.
>>33627103Is very over you filthy animal. It will lay eggs in your ear when you sleep. You should have cleaned.
>>33627102how do you clean up after yourself?
>>33627113i guess she was using it as a reference for me, she didn't know I used to be a full time weeb.any recommendations?
>>33627114>cuckqueeningAverage woman "fetish"
>>33627063Sometimes I wonder if women like the pov cunnilingus videos the same way guys like pov blowjobs
>>33627114have you actually tasted cum tho?>cuckqueeningwhat's the appeal?
>>33627122No because most moids are ugly
>>33627103>roach>apartmentIt's their responsibility to treat for them. Tell your landlord ASAP.
>>33627126what kind of stuff you like then?
>>33627089>has a guy ever asked you out?yes remember that i'm very toxic, but now make some burgers and make me proud okay, sorry my techniques will not really change for now at least
>>33627102Oh yeah same>throwing a pinch of salt over your left shoulder 'can reverse bad luck', says study"My pp is my good luck charm, what can I say. Correct shoulder too.
>>33627120Anything by Alp
>>33627119Paper towel followed by a Clorox wipe, and both go into the trash.
>>33627128Atoga hornyposts and hand pics
>>33627111I mean I'm a tipsy oldfag too but I don't regret it. If it wasn't for you guys, I would have killed myself in middle school or high school, probably. I wasn't born normal and nobody liked me, I only had you all, my fellow freaks and defectives. What would you have done if not for this site? If you ever could have had a different life, anon, you can have it right now. Go talk to the people that love you, spend time with them, do things for them, get them gifts, make them happy. If people ever liked you they can like you tomorrow. Don't waste time with people like me, or nativeanon, or any other french cathedral bellringers that will never see that.
>>33627129danke
I'm having an ongoing situation with a girl and I wonder if it'd be worth namefagging so I don't have to recap every time I post for this one specific thing. But I mean, people can pick up when JH posts and she doesn't namefag so maybe I don't need to.
Should I let women see my dark side?
>>33627137Who are you?
>>33627129kind of sad ngl.Do you really see yourself as a single, virgin, 40 yo woman in the future?
>>33627105If I don't cum for a few days, there's a decent chance I'd win. If it's sheer volume, it'll be a landslide victory
>>33627141age and overall physical condition?
>>33627134>Atoga hornypostsIdk how you people do it. I'm pretty raunchy when sexting but, you realize this isn't the place, right?
>>33627138only if it's cool
>>33627095I might make some weird faces because I'm thinking he probably has a big bush too. And I triple dosed an edible because I need to sleep and not be in pain.
>>33627105if prostate simulation is allowed I'd win
>>33627106>>33627110>>33627117I'M CLEAN>>33627127How am I supposed to live like this
>>33627095last time I had sex the girl told me it was really hot that I "moaned" while I was cumming inside her.Girls, is this true?what other things you like the guy to do while fucking?
>>33627140it can be achieved
>>33627152like coke the soda or coke the drug?
>>3362714324, I run like 3 - 4 times per week, started lifting last month. I'm 6'3 190-195ish pounds. I eat very well
>>33627049Guten Tag.
>>33627137it's alright, it'll beeasily noticeable, like when QT was posting about his blonde BPD cutie. when you like a girl, you end up talking about her so much you annoy the people around you with all the little stories
>>33627154The soda lol. You didn't see it in his shopping cart pic.
>>33627157unniironical question, how do you get coke (the drug)?
>>33627161when you're an extrovert it basically just sort of like, materializes in your house
>>33627160I reckon you'd have a bf if you didn't spend so much time on this threads, don't you agree?
>>33627138>$100,000That could buy like, a fifth of a home or something
>>33627144nta but people love to talk about weird, hot experiences they've had.I'm sure some of it is hyperbole but it's still hot and believable. The shit I did with my female exchange student roommate is out of a shitty ecchi romcom manga, especially since we both left the situation still virgins.
>>33627162and girl*
husker du and chill timehttps://youtu.be/JW2yZamiBlg
>>33627164Adjusted for inflation it's $1,000,000 today.
>>33627150delusionalyour skin is so sticky and vile you are a human roachtrap, just go to sleep and itll crawl on top of you and die
>>33627027Man if he's lucky, look at all that space
>>33627171kek, this anon's going too far
>>33627063Women seem to like that wicked_fellow guy, but he is older and I know a lot of femanons are into twinks only
>>33627163No. I'd have a bf if I found a guy I liked that didn't lie to me or try to change me or tell me that I deserve to be unhappy because that's normal.
>>33627177twinks would not be ideal for human burger making in my case
>>33627108No, something more along the lines like this. WEIRD weird kind of ridiculous. Ahegao is overdone.
>>33627182>women don't have to change for men>meanwhile we're still trying to find out if we can change enough to be good enough one day in the future
>>33627182what did they want to change about you?
>>33627185
>>33627180Lol you posted it, you fucking nerd.Hahaha
>>33627189is this what people are picturing when they say "semen demon"?
>>33627187Mostly trying to force fetishes onto me. It never works, I won't fake.
>>33627193what fetishes? shit eating?
>>33627193what kind of fetish?I would say sooner or later you'd have to compromise in a relationship, expecting that another living person would just agree on everything with you is just ridiculous.
women, how do you feel about the sexualization of women on video games and media in general?
Her crevices caressed by fingers!
Could any foids here handle a moid bf (smelly) that's peeked outside of plato's cave and is now permanently unsettled?
>>33627198Imo you take like, soul damage for having this saved and possibly enjoying it
>>33627203whats out there
>>33627208if you've ever had one of those connect the dots coloring books, very very similar to that
>>33627198it makes me feel really weird about myself. i end up living in this weird dream where i'm like a schrodingers cat of a person and porn. sometimes i look in the mirror and i see me and sometimes i look in the mirror and i see my flesh just the way they would try to sell it on tv. it's weird and kind of dissociative. i think that sense of ever-present unreality is a big reason girls struggle a lot with mental health these days. it's like micro-sexual-derealization you can't escape.
>>33627182which one was ohio
>>33627040Mgood
ive been depressed for a long time. i'm reading books again and i feel sort of okay. sometimes things get better a little.
>>33627198NagI saw plenty of girls were a dress like where you can clearly see their ass cheeks wiggle whenever they move
>>33627198meanwhile we have this
>>33627212Why do you have to compare yourselves to the epitome of fan service though?
i wish introvert and extrovert were made up concepts like omegaverse stuff
>>33627217What books? I guess you have some cheerier ones than dostoyevskiy and "ask the dust"
>>33627220i'm not talking about your stupid video, sexualization is inescapable. its everywhere in all media. im not explaining this.
>>33627212do you think the way you feel is the general conception of it, or is more of a personal stand on the matter?I see hundreds of women dressing like anime/video game characters with skimpy clothes.
>>33627195I said mostly because usually it devolves into a general problem in the relationship.And no, I am able to be mostly vanilla at a decent level. The insisting that the woman be compromising on weird fetishes is sexist. And if the agreements aren't all mutual then why would you stay in an obviously abusive relationship?You say compromise and don't give it that extra subtext on purpose then don'cha?
>>33627222but you're not white you can only afford it because you get paid to fuck indian men
>>33627223uprooted by naomi novik. a peasant girl gets taken to a big tower by an old wizard, as they do every ten years in the village. she's awkward and rowdy but turns out to be very good at magic, in a way the wizard doesn't understand (he's very orderly, she's messy). it's very good so far.
>>33627219What? There's a spank anime dudes game?
>>33627228or, you either die an incel or live long enough to see yourself become a volcel
>>33627219he looks like he'd rape you as soon as he has the chance
>>33627225i think it's my personal reflection on a very widespread experience. i think we all experience that feeling of sometimes seeing ourselves, sometimes seeing the image others want from us, seeing the sexual object we're told we can or should be, and it's weird. we all deal with it in different ways.
>>33627234>he doesn't deny it
good evening atoga, its been a while since i've had a house to myself, very nice. i look forward to moving and living on my own for the first time. then i can REALLY begin my descent into heinousness.post genderwhat you're listening tofor me: m, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUim6lk6eDY
>>33627139>>33627159I met an exchange student (she's also a grad student like me) and we've been texting nonstop for a few days. She's very responsive and pretty much always sends more text than I do. We've hung out in a group once and then went out together on friday night, but was kinda hiding/covering her phone from me and I thought I saw a pic of her and a guy on her lock screen. When we went walking around the outlet mall before I took her home, she stuck her hands in her pocket so I couldn't even try to hold her hand. I didn't confront her about it, I didn't wanna put her on the spot like that and sour the mood. Anyway I sent her a meme this morning and she responded to it with an essay, then double texted me later in the evening. We talked a bit more and she wants me to go to something with her (group thing). I was talking about her to some friends, and my friend's gf, who met her in the group thing beforehand, said she's pretty confident the girl likes me based off her body language. I dunno, all signs seem to point towards interest but the phone thing has me confused. I didn't bring it up to all of my friends, but I think they picked up I had some uncertainties about her, which I do beyond that- like the fact she's on exchange and leaves in December, and other compatibility things.I'll have to ask about it at some point if it gets more serious but I figure we're just hanging out for now. It's only been 2 weeks. But is this the right mindset to have? Because it just makes me want to talk to other girls until I have someone certainly available
>>33627232yeah lol it's called poppopbutt
>>33627236pretty sure that's how they like it
>>33627217what books have you been reading
Women, smile for me
>>33627219kind of gay, not my thing, but I wouldn't stop anyone from enjoying it if they are into it.
>>33627221it's not necessarily as set in stone as you think.I thought I was an introvert until I started college but I was actually just shy.
>>33627248:]
>>33627248make me
>>33627240Talk to everyone you can, remember time is short and we will all die soon. Okay, saner way to say that is this: take every opportunity you can.Definitely go for this girl, and ask her out soon. She probably likes you. I thinkI remember you saying teh guy on her screen is her like, beta orbiter or gay best friend? Something like that?Anyway, she clearly likes you anyway
>>33627242OMG YOU CAN SPANK A NAZI
>>33627226I said compromise because you mention the "wanted to change me" thing. To me you made it sound as there's nothing you could possible improve about yourself and whenever someone suggested otherwise you immediately took it as a threat to yourself worth and just start calling them abusive for no real reason whatsoever.I can only take your word for it, but to me makes you sound like a massive narcissist.
why do girls like to bring up my eyebrows and butt
>>33627257she is a tripfag, having NPD is just a givenbut also, she has probably dated some serious pieces of work
>>33627258we were both blessed anon
>>33627237I get it, you can't really control who finds you attractive, and I know women experience that in a different way because men of pretty much any age would start giving you the look at really early age and can be really confusing.But if the sexualization of fictional characters affects you in such a great way, I think it says more about you than anything else. The way people perceive you wouldn't change because attractive fictional characters weren't a thing and instead people would focus on attractive people instead. Do you get what I'm saying?
I recaptured my previous desperado self, danced, and was happy. The dance is the warrior's right. I am no false dancer. This was all the reassurance I needed.
Why is atoga so retarded? You call people who post anonymously namefags and namefags without trips tripfags.
>>33627198I don't know enough about butts, isn't the jiggle zone wrong here?
>>33627264Who does?
>>33627268Atoga and no other thread on this website.
>>33627267lmao are they trying to milk their cash cows too?
>>33627257No. I know there are things I can improve upon, but none of them would take actual fighting me to make me better and not worse.(Oh no. It's hitting hard)
>>33627255>Talk to everyone you can, remember time is short and we will all die soon. Okay, saner way to say that is this: take every opportunity you can.I agree. And funny enough I just followed her on IG and started messaging her on a whim with no expectation of anything happening and just like they say, as soon as you stop trying shit starts happening lol>beta orbiter or gay best friend?I am not sure if it's the same guy, but she did mention talking to a guy and then unpromptly adding "H-he's gay" to it. She said online though. It *could* be something like that though? No clue.
>>33627252:)>>33627254I just wanted to upset you
>>33627267Just match them
>>33627262nta and not a woman, but think of it this way. the world has certain features that are painful, like the fact that you have to work for money and money matters a lot. It is hard to blame society for things, but easy to blame artists, because art can be changed easier than society can be changed.Artists are weak people with thin wrists, think of it that way. You can force their hand. When they draw you a way you don't like, you can twist their wrists until it hurts, force them to draw you differently, force them to stop depicting you like that. You can't do that to the world in generalartists take a lot of blame because they are some of the weakest people in the entire society, and the most susceptible to forceSo they take the blame and punishment for things society does/isAnd they are forced to try to change the world, not because they can, but because you can force them to try
>>33627273>I just followed her on IG a week after we metErr, I feel like I should've included that information. No, I didn't just meet a girl on instagram and go out with her.
>>33626752leglock deepthroat
>>33627270I don’t even really see that here, do we consider JH or kittenposter namefags or just thread personalities?
>>33627212Must be why they insist on sexualising themselves and parade their flesh as much as possible and hook up every few months at the very least. Because being sexualised makes them struggle with mental health so instead of doing what they can to avoid it, they actively work on making it worse for themselves and for every other woman.
>>33627267you have to let your butt be spanked my the owners
>>33627283It happens all the time. Atoga regulars refer to them as namefags.
>>33627277We should have sex
>>33627279but that's stupid, there's always going to be something about the world that is going to bother someone. People would never agree on every single matter, period.at the end of the day is better realize this and live your own life without taking this so personally, if you let things like this affect you so much you'll live a (even more) miserable life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVZo5hvj2OM
>tfw 2000s you're up is so seared into my being that when I dance it ends up being bootleg old school jumpstyle
>>33627288Well in any case, I never see moid or foid anywhere else either. General threads are basically their own ecosystems.
>>33627279Are you an artist, anon?
>>33627198I like it. It’s okay to be sexy and dress-up
>>33627291Oh, you're alive, good. How are you holding up?
>>33627290Women don't have to think like that. Men didn't either, in the past. If you have solidarity you can change the entire world, force it to bend to your will.You can change the entire media. Change publishing, change authorship and novels, TV, movies, games, paintings, liberal arts, economics, political theory, even the hard sciences.When men had solidarity they could embark on wars, colonize continents, launch rockets into space."Live and let live" is a philosophy that makes more sense when you don't have power and the will to use it. Women don't have to let anything slide, when they can force it to change to their liking. The same way if you don't like a hill you can level it with earthmoving equipment and build a soccer field on top. Women do that with culture and society, like art
>>33627267Sir Download the Mr. Dinesh Elite mod Tinder APK and install it over your genuine twice. Scroll down sir to the unblock option and hit it thrice see girl who like you immediately. DM for link!
>>33627262i don't think you get what i mean at all. sex is sex, attraction is attraction, the interpersonal part of it will always be messy and good and bad.i think the weird bit is how we've made sex both spectacle and currency. there's art forms where we create things that barely resemble us, but represent us, and that's omnipresent. they designed coke bottles to invoke the image of a curvy lady, do you know what i mean? some cartoon characters barely look human but it's still supposed to be the same category as me. what i am talking about is the dissociatve perception of breaking a thing down into tiny disparate pieces that don't make a greater whole anymore, it's just shapes, and then scattering them everywhere. it's why schizophrenics see patterns everywhere that don't exist, because the pieces they see are too small for logic to apply; the world has done that to my body on purpose. it's a little weird. i still live my life but don't try to tell me i'm being silly and it's not a quadrillion dollar industry.it isnt that deep except for how everything is, i swear im not being pretentious im just really autistic
>>33627303>receiving ass playNigga you gay
>>33627303i read that...
>>33627284by enacting it on yourself you control it and it brings you relief. would you rather be tied up and whipped randomly or choose to whip yourself like a monk? the control brings peace.
>>33627292They're probably uggos you don't match with that have paid money.This is how stupid advertising works on you monkey moids.Then they throw in some bot accounts to porn sites/OF so they have you double baited as a raccoon with two shiney rock hole traps.
>>33627296Only a little bit, I never thought of making it a career, so I can't really call myself an artist.But I sympathize with the poor souls trying to make money off of any kind of entertainment. Though you could say on another hand, the people that decide they're gonna do it for a living, a lot of them are predisposed to trying to change the world. So they sort of get consensually abused by people who think they can change the world.
>>33627301Alright, thank you. Trying not to grow an internet addiction. How are you?
>>33627198it's a good thing, it just has to be tasteful or not. nier is tasteful, stellar blade is not
>>33627066FI love it
>>33627295>I never see moid or foid anywhere else eitherPretty sure they originated from /r9k/ and crystalcafe.But the blatant misuse of name/tripfag is so detached from the rest of this site it shows how atoga is infested with tourists.
I love Jewish, Irish, and Southern girls
>>33627292
>>33627308This, I believe more women should start sexualizing themselves to uh, reappropriate the practice and gain control over it and their bodies. Same goes for SA, young attractive women should assault me with their skimpily dressed (well washed) butts.
>>33627302>If you have solidarity you can change the entire world, force it to bend to your will.this is stupid, and plainly wrong. The way you enforce things in this world is by (fire) power, see how solidarity is working for Ukraine or Gaza. It means fucking nothing if you, and million of more people disagree with what's going in on but don't have the actual power to enforce it, your solidarity is worth horse shit.Accept that life is not catered to your particular needs, deal with it and establish some realistic goals for yourself instead of pretending that the whole world has to change because it *sometimes* makes you feel uncomfortable.
>>33626913>>33627063>i genuinely curious what kind of porn male anons think femanons would enjoyhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1757114176065175.webm
>>33627324did you moan loudly
>“Masochism is more widespread than we realize because it takes an attenuated form. The basic dynamism is as follows: a human being sees something bad which is coming as inevitable. There is no way he can halt the process; he is helpess. This sense of helplessness generates a need to gain some control over the impending pain -- any kind of control will do. This makes sense; the subjective feeling of helplessness is more painful than the impending misery. So the person seizes control over the situation in the only way open to him: he connives to bring on the impending misery; he hastens it. This activity on his part promotes the false impression that he enjoys pain. Not so. It is simply that he cannot any longer endure the helplessness or the supposed helplessness. But in the process of gaining control over the inevitable misery he becomes, automatically, anhedonic. Anhedonia sets in stealthily. Over the years it takes control of him. For example, he learns to defer gratification; this is a step in the dismal process of anhedonia. In learning to defer he gratification he experiences a sense of self-mastery; he has become stoic, disciplined; he does not give way to impulse. He has "control". Control over himself in terms of his impulses and control over the external situation. He is a controlled and controlling person. Pretty soon he has branched out and is controlling other people, as part of the situation. He becomes a manipulator. Of course, he is not conciousily aware of this; all he intends to do is lessen his own sense of impotence. But in his task of lessening this sense, he insidiously overpowers the freedom of others. Yet, he dervies no pleasure from this, no positive psychological gain; all his gains are essential negative.”
>>33627322as a probably Jew or woman once said, the penismightier than the sword
>>33627308I'm a man so it doesn't apply like that, but I don't think being oogled by an overwhelming number of men that you are not attracted to (so like 99% of the ones sexualising you) and being alone multiple times a year with strangers for casual sex, none of those things count as you being in control. They're the opposite, basically relinquish control and let "the world" use you as a sex toy.
>>33627327>all my gains are negative
>>33627322If you want to hear something disturbing, the truth is that people care more about a video game character being vulnerable or having a skirt that's too short than about a billion people dying in a country they don't care about. People fight for what they care about. The fights they choose and the way they exert their power and force, it tells you what they care about and who they are
>>33627322>see how solidarity is working for Ukraine or GazaThere is no solidarity with Ukraine or Gaza. The only ones that actually had solidarity with them were Lebanese and Yemen and thats it.
>>33627040FNothing. Permanently gone
>>33627305it only bothers you because you let it bothers you, you clearly don't enjoy it but you also want other people to stop enjoying it too which is what I have a problem with.This is not a personal attack, but I think you'd be a happier person if you just let go of some things every now and then and focus on things that actually matter to you.
>>33627335How?
>>33627308>by enacting it on yourself you control it and it brings you relief. would you rather be tied up and whipped randomly or choose to whip yourself like a monk? the control brings peace.That's basically why so many dudes are into cuckolding
>>33627338I stole it from her
>>33627330to be clear man i'm not like, one of those people. it's just the psychological reason a lot of people choose to do it. doesn't mean they're objectively in control or that it's healthy or a good idea, it's just the reason why it's done.
>>33627337man you're mega style projecting for some reason, i'm really fine. people do not sexualize me very much and i live a quiet life. just because i've thought about something a lot doesn't mean it haunts me.
>>33627312>stellar blade is nothow come is not?if anything stellar blade is way more modest, sure it give you some skimpy outfits but you have to go out of your way to first get it, and second actually equip them. Nier just gives you the underskirt from the get go for free.
>>33627338Laser
>>33627328Me either, that's just what I think it would be like. Because when has buying something on a dating app ever been worth? I just match with most people anyway. Desperation and insecurity is the sole factor behind that kind of service.
>>33627341I find it a very convenient way for them to deliberately stay in a state of perpetual self victimisation.
guys i want to sleep and im horny but i can't sleep cause im horny
>>33627066M, lame and gay
>>33627343Stoics are always like that. They're morons, they think the answer to every philosophical question is "Stop talking about it, don't complain, complaining makes you look like a pathetic little bitch. Endure like a man in silence, that's the only thing you can do."
>>33627335Lick
>>33627346>I just match with most people anyway.not the faggot but that's because you're a woman
>>33627347im not gonna get on my old man at thanksgiving rant but the world is currently designed to effect as much percieved trauma as possible onto young people because it makes us easy to control. that was the point of 9/11. (i'm not following this up at all.)
>>33627348Read a book until all thoughts flee from your brain except "I am sleepy".
>>33627305>they designed coke bottles to invoke the image of a curvy ladyThe Coca-Cola bottle was not originally designed with the explicit intention of invoking the image of a curvy woman. The design was inspired by the gourd-shaped cocoa bean, an ingredient the designers believed was in the product
>>33627353Like silk
WomenDo you want to be told by your BF when he’s fapped to you or not?
>>33627345I thought it was long lasting but not permanent
>>33627348Let's have SSSSSEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX
>>33627348pretty sure that's why some snake in an apple tree invented onanism
>>33627345
>>33627351if you're nta you really should learn to say nta lol
>>33627348Just masturbate then crash after.
>>33627345yay same
>>33627348Open the sex toy drawer, like JH does.
>>33625537Women, is this impressive to you?Would you fuck him?
>>33627360If he want to, I can call him good boy haha~
>>33627365kek. if i'm literally insulting the other anon, does it really need to be said?
>>33627358oh, okay, sorry. someone told me that once and it really sounds true.
>>33627365this is the only general i've seen get this anal over other anons jumping into a conversation
>>33627334you might want to tell that to all of those retards using the palestine flag on social media.>>33627332trvkebut even them, atomic bombs are persuasive that million of keyboard warriors.
>>33627361I think if the hair follicles are destroyed, they don’t come back
>>33627323women, do you like getting your pussy spanked like this?I did it once to a girl and she didn't complain, so I'm assuming she liked it.
>>33627372at first i thought you were calling me a stoic. obviously im not stupid and i figured it out but still, it would like, help. if you weren't clear i would have thought you were talking mad shit on me
>>33627323Kinda tru
>>33627366takes too damn long but ok
>>33627373It does sound true tbqh
>>33627343how do you know people doesn't sexualize you?go to soc and post your tits and you'll have guys drooling over you in no time.
>>33627369i don't like his face
>>33627379kek. i guess it's all good.
>>33627382Even with a vibe?
>>33627348are you sitting down for this one?have you ever heard of this thing called "masturbation"?i would (literally) blow your brains out.
>>33627384if i did that i woulda sexualized myself dumbass
>>33627361Depends on the person and you might have to do it a few times. It works best on pale skin and black hair, something about pigmentation. Maybe it will come back when I’m older but so far so smooth
This isn’t Emo Anthony so I’m gonna have to respectfully decline
>>33627382how long is too damn long?
do women enjoy seeing male nipples?I was just shopping for shirts and the stores are full of these slinky plastic fabrics that show your nipples so dramatically. What do women think about that?
>>33627378i didn't see it but spanking there sounds silly so no, i wouldn't have negative gains
>>33627375Why would I tell them that? You seem like the kind that pretends he doesn't care as a vehicle to try disuade anyone from caring. Im just saying solidarity works, but if you dont take on personal risk is not real solidarity.
>>33627364That’s exactly what it was like hehe~
>>33627382You'll sleep better
>>33627388yep, doesnt work unless i cultivate the mood >>3362739430-60 minutes>>33627389i am not suicidal anon
>>33627390and what's the problem with that exactly?like it or not humans are sexual creatures *audience gasps in unison* spoiler, someone had to have sex for you to be here shitposting.I feel you just haven't come to terms with your sexuality and just oppose it in some abstract moral level that means nothing in the practical world.if that's how you want to live your life, that's fine, but let others have fun.
>>33627395you have to not have hair there and have a nice looking chest
>>33627354Well yeah.
>>33627369Too scary to watch, no.
>>33627396>i didn't see itIt's still up.
>>33627402>30-60 minutesthe fuck?why don't you get some toys to help you make it quicker?does getting off from sex takes you that long too?
>>33627311>Trying not to grow an internet addictionWell if you succeed drop me some advice
>>33627407i meant that i don't want to see it
>>33627403buddy WHAT are you YAPPING about??you are fighting ghosts i didn't say any of the things you're arguing against
>>33627369No.
>>33627397solidarity works only when is easy for people to contribute to a cause. Otherwise is just empty calories.
>>33627405>when has buying something on a dating app ever been worth?You wouldn't get it, because you are a woman.
>>33627323HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
>>33627411I'm just assuming things about you based on your responses.Do you think guys find you gross?what is it about sex that you don't like?
>>33627387What do you want
>>33627416I'm a moid but dating apps are designed not to work. Paying doesn't make a difference.
i solidaritly like BIG BUTTS and I cannot lie
Women are you alpha enough to wear daisy dukes? (stacy attire)
Women, would you perform a reach around jerk off on your moid using a transparent onahole with one hand while smothering his face with your panties with your other hand or would you judge him or would you judge yourself?
>>33627424I don’t understand most of those words
>>33627419you're making terrible assumptions. i would like to find a nice and funny boy to date and make out with one day. i'm just kind of squeamish and shy. the world can be gross and terrible with sexualization, and also sex can be good and beautiful at the same time.
>>33627424i don't like that at allamericancore
>>33627323Was that an actual squirt?
>>33627414Its always fairly easy to contribute, but no one wants to be the first one to walk into certain death or imprisonment for little reward to get the ball rolling. They want low risk high reward.
>>33627427I’m too small for that
transparent onaholes are goodwebms when
>>33627433I can give you a stool or a soapbox
>>33627434>transparent onaholes are goodWhy?
>>33627429do you consider yourself asexual?> i would like to find a nice and funny boy to date where are you looking for such person?
>>33627425I don't understand zoomer rn, please hang up and dial again.
>>33627427first part was nice then you fumbled
>>33627422I'm a moid too but dating the current women designed by them not to work yet people still do it
>>33627432that's exactly why solidarity doesn't work and why that anon was just talking out of his ass.
>>33627437Let’s hire a prostitute
>>33627440i'm not asexual. you're weird man.>where are you looking for himin the future
>>33627438ntanagWomen like being able to see the penetration. I also suspect they prefer the ones with 2 holes so you can poke the head of the penis out the other side>>33627442Was it the transparent onahole or was it the smothering his face with your panties?
Hi girls Let's have an orgy!
>>33627323>https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1757114176065175.webmWomen, is this a real squirt?
>>33627408i do use a toy, i have a wand at least and it's great. just always been that way for me unless im super aroused already. virgin so idk about that.
>>33627446If thats what you really want then that can be arranged, it does lose a some intimacy but the raw sexual energy of the act does increase.
>>33627447>you're weird manin a good way or a bad way?>in the futurehow long since you've been single?
>>33627445I'm not, you're just ew. Lol
>>33627440nta i'm not following the conversation but if you're mr. officer just know you're not talking to the hamburger fantasy anon
>>33627448So the xray shots in hentai are for women? I never knew.
>>33627458what
>>33627451That's just the natural secretions for lubrication. Not a squirt.
>>33627448the smothering yeah and i also am a supporter of transparent onaholes but i don't like the idea of being too handsy myselfand i hate femdom
>>33627453has it always been like that?do you think there's a chance you've ruined your genitals by your poor masturbatory habits?
>>33627438it's nice being able to see the dick fully wrapped around and cumming into somethingplus the wristwork of the guy using the toy
>>33627461don't worry
>>33627435damn, i've heard of gonorrhea or chlamydia, but this brother got TETANUS from that girl, pour one out for him
>>33627469is this hamburger girl into hornyposting?
>>33627468Women namefags think you're cringe
>>33627472i guess that's how i've introduced hamburgers but i'm not an expert
>>33627465>i hate femdomthis is not femdom, it is simply you letting your moid indulge himself a little.>supporter of transparent onaholesnice, i knew it>the smotheringwhat about simply placing your hand over his mouth+noseI'd also settle for some sensual ear whispering>>33627460I'm not that sure about that but it does have some consistency with the logic I just established...Women can you weigh in on this?
>>33627466as far as i can remember, i dont know if thats actually a thing but maybe, im not doing anything crazy
>>33627444You confuse concepts. Is like saying diet and excersise doesn't work to lose weight because most people dont want to do it>that's exactly why solidarity doesn't work No, thats exactly why no one does solidarity. Instead of accepting theyre unwilling to do actual solidarity they do minimal damage reduction and call that solidarity.When solidarity is done and is rarely done, it works.
>>33627431>>33627451in social interactions (sex is one of them), normies have a way of bending and stretching the truth until even defining "real" becomes a little trickynormies live in the liminal places in between dark and light, it's where they feel most comfortabletry to drag them into choosing a side and they will run away from you, back to safety
>>33627463nta but at the end I refuse to believe that wasn't a squirt. that had distance and the viscosity of a liquid.>>33627451Women, when is it appropriate for your moid to perform the vagina pat pat pat?
>>33627476well, having a wand sounds a little crazy to me. Hopefully you'll get enjoyment out of sex.What kind of things turn you on tho?why not try getting on the mood first?
>>33627474why hamburgers tho? are you just hungry?are you chubby?
>>33627475>not femdomSounded a bit too assertive to me>what about simply placing your hand over his mouth+nosehand over onahole = okay, supportive, lovinghand over face = not okay, disrespectful, tyrannyi'd be terrible at sensual whispers
>>33627475>Women can you weigh in on this?no those are pretty lame, especially when they draw stupid little faces on the sperm and egg
>>33627454I think it will bring us closer together
>>33627483i mentioned them as a metaphor for prone bone on bed and tried my best with it after
>>33627490oh you are that one, we were exchanging words a while back.To be honest seeing the girl's face while I'm eating her out is one of the things I've enjoyed the more about sex, I hate when they cover their face, getting to see their faces while they are getting pleasured is the real reward out of sex for me.Do you think you make funny faces or is just embarrassment?
i wish i had a friend to talk to about my books
>>33627481Shw doesn an the end of that clip
>>33627485>hand over onahole = okay, supportive, lovingthis is so cute wtf>hand over face = not okay, disrespectful, tyrannyI respect your limits>i'd be terrible at sensual whispersthat would make it even better and it would push it away from femdom. killing 2 birds with one stone>>33627486I knew it, so far my intuition has been pretty good.>>33627489Okay, as long as we lay out ground rules and what we will and won't be willing to do it could be a lot of fun>>33627494I will yield to your womanly knowledge
>>33627493what books? Mein Kampf?
>>33627493just tell us about it, what's stopping you?
>>33627492i didn't follow the whole conversation but i'm not into receiving oral sex at all i really despise the idea and i would never try it and i know that if i admit this in a normal situation i'd be shot point blank for sureit's embarassment
>>33627493you can talk to me about your books.what were you reading?
>have a really long all-day date (she insisted we hang out all day) with this girl I’m seeing>we both have a really good time>I gave her a stuffed animal, flowers, and a handmade card with a drawing of us on our first date with me>did all of this because I thought she’d be moving out of state for her new job>she’s absolutely over the moon and tells me she’s probably not getting the job and moving>tell her I can’t go on any dates this upcoming week because I need to plan and prepare for a family trip to NYC and a subsequent Bermuda cruise>she begs me to go on a date, disregarding how stressed and busy I am and begins guilt-tripping me>tell her I can’t and she says stuff like "you hate me :(" and "I just wanted to see you">cave in and reluctantly agree to a dateIs this a form of manipulation? I thought she was a reasonable nice girl and that’s why I kept going out with her all this time. Am I the asshole here?
>>33627502you talk as if you had any say on the matter. You know a guy would just start doing it without previous agreement, right?would you really stop him if he wanted to do it?how do you feel about giving it?
>>33627502>i'm not into receiving oral sex at all i really despise the idea and i would never trythis is so sad :(
>>33627506its not manipulation if you dont get manipulated :)
>>33627509that's the average woman's sex drive and inhibition, you're gonna have a rude awakening if you think they're all like jh
>>33627506Have you expressed how busy and stressed you are to her or are you just assuming she should infer how you are feeling based on your conversations?As a general rule, you never know what is going through other people mind, so just don't assume things about others unless they explicitly tell you.
>>33627512in my experience they act like that just because they want you to ALWAYS take the initiative, but they would go with pretty much everything you want to do when you get them in the mood.
>>33627506that's hot though. stop being a pussy. if a woman finds you attractive enough to beg and manipulate you, try to make the best of it and enjoy itlife is shitty and many of us ugly bastards have to basically hold women at gunpoint to get them to agree to a dateseriously, i just read it again, what the hell are you doingdon't act like QT, go date the damn girl
>>33627507I would absolutely stop it with anything i can and i would rather go to jail than being subjected to that>how do you feel about giving it?>>33627282
Men, how long can you carry a <100 lb girl in your arms?How long would you be willing to carry her assuming she was cute and tired?
>>33625537Women, would you date him?
>>33627523I don't know, but I want to find outmaybe by moving to Japan
>>33627520how tall are you?can you really stop a guy that presumably is taller and stronger than you?what if he doesn't want to stop?
>>33627524No
>>33627523idk, 5minutes?
>>33627527How tall is your baby daddy?
>>33627526Today on Lexington, Kentucky Nightly News.A local woman is being charged with 2nd-degree manslaughter after killing her 22-year old boyfriend with a knife for, quote, "trying to kiss her pussy."
>>33627282With throatpie?
>>33627531-6ft now
>>33627524If he’s nice and I like him, yes
>>33627532what about sucking your tits?
>>33627523>how long can you carry a <100 lb girl in your arms?I don't know>How long would you be willing to carry her assuming she was cute and tired?I would carry her 500 miles, and I would carry her 500 more, just to be the man that carries her a thousand miles and falls down at her door.
>>33627532>my date literally cleaves my left and right brain hemispheres in half with a meat cleaver after my chin briefly brushes her clit by accident while changing positions
>>33627526shorter than averagei probably can't but you're really not convincing me to open up to the idea of wanting to have sex>>33627535The optimal way is whatever it is called when it's in the mouth because you can consciously swallow it that way, or so i think
>>33627523>How longDont know but I think I can handle it for a long time>how longall day, i would never put her down if i had it my way
>>33627500i mean it's not a book thread. it feels like talking really loudly in a restaurant. its awkward you know
>>33626752MPronebone and just really going at it.
>>33627549no one would mind, and you might find someone that actually wants to talk about it, otherwise it would be just ignored in the mountain of replies.
>>33627546i didn't mean it in a rapey way, I was trying to portrait a more sad/disappointing scenario.
>>33627532>>33627545yeah>>33627540that's ok to me
>>33627550>What a perfect way to destroy your geneticsHe's a pornstar known for having a huge dickHe's just fucking her.
>>33627549You draw even more attention to yourself by bringing it up and then not telling us. You attention whore just spit it out.
>>33627282not him but it's kinda weird that you're embarassed about how your face looks during sex but not with a full dick inside your mouth.
>>33627554he can do that with someone else
>>33627537Im so out of the loop, whats the lore?
>>33627559..true, well i'd be embarassed in that case too but there would be too much going on in that situation, i'm not an engineer but i'm sure that by then the hero has found a way to defeat the struggles that face his way
>>33627557well now i dont want to. i'm going to bed. dont be mean to people :(
>>33627513I didn’t explicitly tell her in the moment or yet because she’s stillI riding off the high of our last date, but I spent awhile explaining why I couldn’t go on a date (family is shit at planning and it’s my job to plan our itinerary, parents are old so I’m not trying to get sick right before the trip, literally so much planning).That, and I dedicated several days last week staying up late doing the drawing (cause I’m a shit-tier artfag), getting supplies to make the card, writing her a thoughtful heartfelt farewell letter, and woke up extra early the morning of the date to get flowers.She knows I’m a big introvert and need my "me" time to recharge, but lately she’s been lovebombing me like I’m WW2 Japan with constant texts and FaceTimes. It’s so smothering.>>33627517Anon it’s really not all that. Especially since she’s not the most attractive girl. She’s not ugly, but she’s not skinny or conventionally pretty either. I’ve only been stomaching our dates because she’s sweet and indulges my autism since she’s also a nerdy autistic. At first, she seemed to respect my boundaries more than the average girl, but lately she’s been failing to. The appeal’s starting to fade.
why are girls with self harm scars always so damn cute?
>>33627567Tease
>>33627569God knew they would be too powerful otherwise
>>33627564she killed him. reverse cowgirl accident
>>33627573true! >>33627574why are you talking to me you disgusting pajeet?
>>33627569because you're talking about anime girls and not real people
I would love to have a cute femanon to drink and cuddle with
>>33627569their anxiety and insecurity is why they try to look attractiveif they were confident, they'd be 300 pounds and dress like shit like normal women
>>33627579I'm talking about real people (didn't even know there was anime about that) I've dated girls with self harm scars
>>33627581i don't drink
>>33627574iunno man I'm that and programmed to do that, and even I find cutfags disgusting
>>33627588yes
>>33627584sorry for jumping the gun. i get a little defensive when people fetishize that, i think its too glamorized by guys nowadays, as someone with scars
>>33627568I mean, now I'm not sure what to say. Or what we could say.You gotta decide for yourself how much you like this girlShe's still in the infatuation phase which is why she's being obsessively clingy, that'll probably fadebut she'll still look the same
>>33627593in due time. got things to fix before I can even get on the dating scene or get someone that won't be resentful and abusive (like the ex but worse)
>>33627592I'm sorry didn't mean to come off as insensitive, I have scars too actually
>>33627585How about just cuddling?>>33627590If only it were so easy
>>33627592nta, i hug this anon
>>33627600no hug for me? :(
>>33627602what? you were just calling me an incel for fetishizing it?
>>33627605okay but not in the same way, i don't hate you but it's how it is
>>33627598its ok you get the pass>>33627600pat
>>33627610You already posted this ITT, change it up a bit.
>>33627610do you love men?
>>33627620No.>>33627616What's the point?
>>33627615I'm really sorry, I'm just thinking about my ex gf again she also had scars and um I just miss her a lot i'm very sorry
>>33627622then what kind of companion do you long for?
>>33627624I'm attracted to women, but they're awful.
>>33627622What's the point of you posting the same sentence twice in the same thread?
>>33627627I'm just being honest. I could have changed the wording a bit, but it's not like it would have mattered.
>>33627626do they keep jerking you off with a transparent onahole with one hand while smothering your face with the other?
>>33627630No, retard.
>>33627631should they do it...?
>>33627629>I'm just being honest.You said a day ago that you don't actually hate women. You also said that you don't have BPD.
>>33627634I wouldn't be opposed to a gf doing that, but it'll never happen.>>33627635Shit's complicated. I don't want to hate them, sometimes I feel like I don't, but they make it extremely difficult not to hate them.I definitely don't have BPD though.
>>33627623hey relax, i just dont like the fetishizers that was my bad, your reaction is totally natural in a situation like that. can't stay in the past too long though big boy
>>33627637Do you own any transparent onaholes?
let's all jerk off anon with a transparent onahole while we tell him to stop being a tsundere
>>33627641>>33627643Bunch of fucking retards.
>>33627645Answer the question, faggot.
>>33627650even your mother?
>>33627643>>33627641He's into pegging and ball busting. Not onaholes.
>>33627640I'm sure I'll get over her eventually, I hope
>>33627659Quit acting like you know shit. You don't.
>>33627659he's talked about tearing through fleshlights before too kek
>>33627664All I know is what you've told me.
>>33627665manons, how does this happen
>>33627662you will
>>33627668when you are so sexually frustrated and angry at women that you're gripping it with a strong, veiny forearm you built into a post oak trunk from farmers' carries and you squeeze the silicone until it stretches beyond its breaking point and thrust through, your burning cock capable of ramming through even that bone-tight grip with its years-long frustration, and trapped between a man's strength and a man's angry longing, the plastic is too scared to even try to hold itself together
>>33627668idk but he should record himself doing it for science
>>33627674that's one severe manon reply
>>33627665>>33627668It wasn't a fleshlight, it was one of those things that doesn't have a plastic case. My dick was too big for it.
>5 months since I last experienced any intimacysad
>>33627681What happened 5 months ago
>>33627682i don't want to talk about it
>>33627678what if you meet a girl you can trust one day but she cant do piv because its too bigcould you be patient with her
>>33627678get a fleshlight and record it for us next time
Women, would you allow your pussy to be used as a template for a fleshlight?
>>33627674so this is the power of women hatred...
so how long does depression usually last?its really starting to impact the quality of life
>>33627687
Women would you consider it an accolade if you were the world babymaking champion?
>>33627673sweaty from teasing other male anons about their sexual frustrations for about 235 posts a thread
>>33627688this
>>33627691Foolishness, anon. Foolishness.Hate controls everything. And without hate you cannot seethe anything. Let alone yourself.
>>33627682this >>33627682 lol>>33627689Yep, same here except it applies to spending more than 30 minutes with them, anywhere. Idk who this woman is, it all feels so awkward and I'm too selfish rn to be in a relationship where I have to a lot of energy into it because that's how they always end up. I give and they take, but there is seldom any giving and then I get sad, we have to break up and then all of that time and energy got pissed away
women would you eat the creampie out of a fleshlight?
>>33627668A predisposition to mental illness, exacerbated by negative experiences.
>>33627688>>33627699Never.>>33627687Sure, in this hypothetical scenario that will never exist, I could be very patient.
i'm going to sleep at god's most insane hour
>>33627705I don't have any mental illnesses.
>be a very fit and athletic guy>tinder experience is like pic relatednigga...
>>33627690>Women, would you allow your pussy to be used as a template for a fleshlight?This is a real thing btw. They use a silicon cast on a woman's vagina to model the fleshlight
>>33627707what will you do if you have a daughterhow would you raise her so she turns out different from the othersexcept the mom i guess since you liked her enough to get her pregnant too
>>33627690thats funny, my ex wanted me to do the ''clone your willy'' thing before we broke up
>>33627710Have you seen a psychiatrist?
>>3362770910am?
>>33627714LOLmaybe I am a fool for trying to find someone who I genuinely connect with
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pvGWUm1BPVAGirls, thoughts about this song? Is this kind of music still popular with girls?
>>33627719No. Never had any reason to.>>33627717I can't even imagine that far along in this scenario. I can say that if I ever did somehow have kids, they wouldn't be raised on screens, and if possible we'd home school them.
>>336276925-7 months is the average.>>33627698NPD develops as a coping mechanism for childhood trauma.
>>33627730>and if possible we'd home school them.Didn't you flunk out of college?
>>33627724one of the most awful and true things i ever read was on here, years ago now>Anon, the reason you all are still single is because you're still trying to find a woman you relate to.>You'll never find a woman you relate to. You just pick the hottest one you can.
>>33627730You mentioned you've experienced some symptoms of OCD?
>>33627732Yeah, because I couldn't be assed to care about Calc. III. And I ended up finishing a degree later at a different school anyway.>>33627734Not really. I'm a bit of a neat freak and my mom says her doctor suggested she might have it, but I don't think I do.
>>33627733>You'll never find a woman you relate to>*my tomboy gf and me tip toeing away before anon notices us*
Why do women like onaholes?
>>33627738They like fucking them with their dicks
>>33627738the clear ones look neat, the ones with hyperrealistic anatomy not so much. tenga eggs are ok
>>33627738Atoga isn't representative of the average woman
>>33627740>the clear ones look neatOh, so you can see him thrusting?
Your crush is out there living her life and enjoying the summer, going out with friends, socializing, having fun, making memories, forging meaningful connections and getting ahead in life. While you are here shitposting about women on a beautiful summer weekend. Any last words anon before you inevitably end it?
>>33627743I don't have a crush.
>>33627742yes
>>33627743I'm keeping up the fight until old age takes me.
>>33627747Imagine if you could make your lower torso clear during sex.
>>33627323MBut that was really fucking hot.
>>33627743Things aren't too bad. The sun is out, I am healthy, the whole world is still right there for me.
>>33627453Have you ever tried a clit sucking toy?
>>33627712damn at least I wish I could get somewhat of a looksmatch
>>33627749i don't think you have enough blood flowing through your brain right now because that sounds really fuckin dumb
>>33627743I only ever had 1 crush more than a decade ago. How do you niggas even get crushes when modern foids are so disgusting and repulsive?
>>33627733I don't care if she lacks the things I relate to, I just want someone who is easy to talk to and that I can enjoy the silence with and will put up with me. Why focus solely on getting a hot gf/wife when it will always feel like you're just a burden to them. It seems pointless
>>33627754Damn, called tf out.
>>33627743Who knows, maybe we will be women in the next life. Maybe whatever being or beings put us in this prison intend for us to understand loneliness and meaninglessness.It's fitting that my crush is asexual. In the modern world, everything that made life matter, is gone. Vanishes like pure alcohol, like ether, evaporated. Our future, gone, Family, gone. Our gods, gone. Our history, gone. We're fading away, eventually remaining here out of duty so we can be the last ones out to turn off the lights.
Where do I meet shoegazer gf?
>>33627759>It's fitting that my crush is asexual>asexualThis is not a real thing.
>>33627762Travel back in time 35 years to the UK
Femanons, opinions on doggystyle?
How do I combine the aspect of being the best boy, alongside being a stud in bed and a manly man doing manly chores like building a cabin in the woods?
>>33627780wear yourself out doing all that shit like 21 hours a day with 3 for sleeping
>>33627780Why would you want to? Do what's best for your goals
Goodnight /atoga/.I hate women.
>>33627793It's 4 AM
>>33627796What's your point?
thread crush make me so horny me love you long time
>>33627799Why are you saying goodnight at 4 in the morningWhy are you going to bed at 4 in the morning
Wish a girl would come along grabbing onto my hand telling me to eat my veggies
>>33627804Insomnia
>>33627804Because that's when I'm going to bed? What's your problem?I don't need to be up until after 10AM anyway.
>>33627810>I don't need to be up until after 10AM anyway.Damn, must be nice.
>>33627814Where is it that you have to be on a Sunday morning? Unless you go to church I guess.
>>33627817No, I just forgot it was Sunday today...
Women, is it gay if a man is jerking off and accidentally gets some cum on his hand?
>>33627770>Femanons, opinions on doggystyle?Woof>>33627703>women would you eat the creampie out of a fleshlight?I've eaten the creampie out of another woman. Assuming the lube doesn't taste bad, sure.>>33627692>so how long does depression usually last?Usually a lifetime. It's something that comes and goes, and you have to constantly struggle with.>>33627690>Women, would you allow your pussy to be used as a template for a fleshlight?For my partner, yes. Commercially, no.>>33627524>Women, would you date him?His dick is too big for me, but I love his work.>>33627826>Women, is it gay if a man is jerking off and accidentally gets some cum on his hand?Yes, it is also a sin to spill your seed. You must immediately ingest it to be saved from an eternity of damnation.
>>33627826You don’t need an excuse to be gay. Be who you are, anon.
>>33627846why is korra so terminally sub coded
>>33627846>His dick is too big for me, but I love his work.could your girlfriend take him?Would you watch?
>>33627846>I've eaten the creampie out of another woman. Assuming the lube doesn't taste bad, sureWhoa, you had a threesome? Was that recent?
>>33627846>I've eaten the creampie out of another woman. Assuming the lube doesn't taste bad, sure.I hope you kissed her with the cum in your mouth and you snow balled it back to her
>>33627793It's 11 am
Women, how do you plan to fix the problems that brought you here?
Moids, I came to the realization you never really grow up, you just grow older. A man is just a child with a beard, pubic hair and hopefully a bigger penisYes or no?
>>33627862drinking and cuddling with this anon >>33627581
>>33627863The difference is I didn't like being told what to do back then.
>>33627863No, and you don't want to kill the child inside.
>>33627863if I say yes will you do a mom son incest roleplay with me?
>>33627863Nope. You do grow older. You just don't notice it happening.I don't feel older than I felt when I was 19. But when I look back on when I was 19, that 19 year old feels like he was young as fuck.When I'm 49 I won't feel older than I feel right now. But when I look back on me right now (27), I'll think I was young as fuck.
>>33627863is the realization about your ex(es) or worse, pump and dumpers?
>>33627872Kys
>>33627846Do you think this was a real squirt?>>33627323
>>33627874you get back what you put out
Women how would you feel if your fiancee dressed like this on your wedding day?
>>33627885No one, NOT ONE, gives a shit what you think. About anything. Or you, in general.
>>33627863I think men are generally more attached to their inner child
>>33627893trying to hurt me with things that hurt you doesn't work
>>33627863This is what men said about foids, fucking retard. You're just copying men again, lmao.
>>33627855>why is korra so terminally sub codedBecause she is strong-headed to a fault, especially early on in the series. As time goes on, she learns humility and temperance. She also has a lot of weight and responsibility on her shoulders as the Avatar and she needs an escape from that.On the porny side, people also just like seeing strong, aggressive women turned into submissive sluts.>>33627856>could your girlfriend take him?>Would you watch?Yes and yes. >>33627858>Whoa, you had a threesome? Was that recent?I have had a few. I had one with my best friend and her fiancé, but I didn't fuck him. But I have also had them with my fiancée, starting back in July. >>33627859>I hope you kissed her with the cum in your mouth and you snow balled it back to herWe've snowballed, but not that time.>>33627877>Do you think this was a real squirt?Yes, you can also see the string of grool that comes off her fingers. But the projectile squirting in porn, like Adriana Chechik, is piss. The skene's gland doesn't produce that much fluid.
>>33627895No, it works. I know it does.
>>33625537M or FHave you ever danced with a stranger?
>>33627891this is how upper middle class chinese men in their late twenties dress when they get given a middle management role in the civil service
>>33627891Good style, bit fruity but with a few tweaks it'd be perfect.
>>33627900>Yes and yes.Why do you think your gf is so much better at taking dick than you are?
>>33627903that's genuinely ghoulish
>>33627897Except it is true about men. Down to you fucking watching cartoons, playing video games, collecting figurines of "superhero" characters, not to mention how most men want to think of their gf/wife as their mommy
>>33627900What does your bestie look like?
>>33627891MWearing a meaningless crest seems a bit cringe, otherwise it looks cool I think
>>33627900>But I have also had them with my fiancée, starting back in July.Same guy everytime? How'd you find him?
>>33627903I knew AI can stop the nigs from nigging
Women if I text a woman "Hey [Name] I'm [Name], I enjoyed our chat yesterday!" and she replies with "Hi [Name], I appreciate it! See you soon!" is it a good sign? Should I ask her out?
>>33627905Damn, time to start negotiating with china trump to make me into one.
Would you bang a dude if he had a 3.5 inch dick?
>>33627911I don't do any of that. Stop projecting, tiny brained foid. You have 0 original thoughts. You even copied "moids" from men, lmao. You're pathetic.
>>33627900>I had one with my best friend and her fiancéWere you in a relationship with your fiancée at the time?Do you and your fiancée fuck other people whenever either of you feel like it, or do you need approval from each other first?Is she submissive or dominate when she has sex with men?Between you and her, which one do you think likes dick more?>but I didn't fuck himDid you at least suck his dick?
>>33627901not really, but you can try emotional vulnerability
Women, what is the most antifeminist opinion you have?Men, what is the most feminist opinion you have?
>>33627920Fucken hate these kinds of replies. It's a toss-up whether she means "it was nice talking to you and I'm happy to meet you again at some point if it ever naturally comes up, but I have no strong desire to see you again soon" or whether it means "I really liked talking to you and I'm going to message you in a day or two with an idea for another meet up".
>>33627863Meanwhile...
>>33627924>I don't any of that.Stopped reading at this. You're on fucking 4chan, a fucking imageboard that was meant (and still does) talk about manga, anime, vidya. Not to mention, these interests have become mainstream. But you reply "not me" to try to delude me that what I said isn't true, you lying piece of trashKys
>>33627933gender wars big gay
>>33627924>>33627936Lol, we remembered the same dude
>>33627936>Shopenhauer>Hehehe you must think now I'm smart>I quote people who agree with my ideology as proof of said ideologyGet cancer
I just shot a lot of cummies, some of them landed on my wounds, it stings a bit
>>33627941>>33627936>>33627924So the guys incels consider their intellectual powerhouse is some ugly old retard from the 19th century?lol....
wish I was still 19
>>33627929I know it works because you're lonelier than I'll ever be and you know it. My loneliness is self imposed, yours isn'tKys, loathsome piece of trash
>>33627933MApproaching women is harassment
>>33627944At least I don't wish you death over posting something I don't like
>>33627938>everyone on 4chan watches anime and plays video-games and those that say they don't are all lyingLol, you stupid tiny brained foid. I simply don't have an interest in them. Are you going to copy men your entire life? That's sad.
>>33627949not really. So, no pump and dumpers either? that has its upsides, you might have less damage once you figure out how to get out of the rut, or more realistically, luck into someone to drag you out of it
>>33627863Yes, mistress.
>>33627933>Men, what is the most feminist opinion you have?Men face tremendous social pressure. It's easy to base our entire self worth on whether we're "good enough" to attract sexy women. It's easy to drive away people we should love because we're taught that it's manly to do so, and we're taught it's weak and feminine to be loving and emotionally raw. Masculinity is a performance, and short men are constantly reminded that they're failing to perform. And failing to be manly is the worst thing a man can do. You don't want to be womanly. Even twinks like kpop stars or Astarion are being womanly in a manly way. If you're a guy then you're being strained by society to never be weak, never slip up, never allow yourself to feel like shit, never ask for help if you can do something by yourself, always be self improving, never be a cringe reddit dork loser who has cringe fun with his cringe friends.And yet women have bigger problems. The adage "men are afraid women will laugh at them while women are afraid men will kill them" is true.Luckily, it's possible to focus on helping both genders at once. In fact, you have to. You can't help one without helping the other.
>>33627946So what are your intellectual powerhouses?
>>33627957Giving them the oppression medal is rewarding bad behavior.
>>33627959Oof, that must have cut deep, huh?
>>33627900>I had one with my best friend and her fiancé, but I didn't fuck him.How do you go back to jsut being just after you've fucked?How do you not kiss her here and there when you're hanging out?
>>33627957>And yet women have bigger problems. The adage "men are afraid women will laugh at them while women are afraid men will kill them" is true.That's a self-imposed problem because female creatures are attracted to violent men more than nice men. Females validate the behaviour of those men by choosing to date them.
>>33627962This is the kind of shit I was reading when I was sixteen and it was embarrassing back then too. Grow up
>>33627951Yes you do all the time>>33627953Still lying huh? I didn't say you to deny that men watch anime or play vidya while browsing 4chan of all places, you must be such a liar, and you are>>33627954I'm not seeing anyone by choice. I can change that whenever I want. I didn't need your "advice". Meanwhile, you'll remain a kissless hugless virgin to the rest of your days. You're not in a position to dispense advice to anyone.
>>33627893this is an odd reaction
>>33627964Do you have anyone notable to back your beliefs up or is it just you?
>>33627970swing and a miss again, but I see you're not in a mood for a honest conversation
>>33627976>Noooo, you must be okay with men telling you you're pumped and dumpedYou think it's odd because you either reading comprehension or because you think discussing women's sex/love life in a demeaning way is your god given right
>>33627980>swing and a miss againKek, you can deny all you want. I know, we all know why you're here.
>>33627979nta but schopenhauer legitimately was an ugly old retard>>33627981I think it's odd because this is 4chan and someone asking you "are you talking about your ex here or -- worse -- are you possibly talking about someone who pumped and dumped you" is pretty normal
>>33627981you either lack*
>>33627985if it makes you feel better and gets you out of this crashout faster
State gender. Why do you post on an anonymous rape forum (4chan)?
>>33627986>I think it's odd because this is 4chan and someone asking you "are you talking about your ex here or -- worse -- are you possibly talking about someone who pumped and dumped you" is pretty normalNo it isn't. You wouldn't have said that to a woman's face IRL for eg. And to be honest to even think in such terms "pumped and dumped" tells me all I need about you as a person and your ideology.
>>33627991MMy spirit animal is anonymous rape
>>33627903>Have you ever danced with a stranger?FYes. I shouldn't be laughing at this.>>33627909>Why do you think your gf is so much better at taking dick than you are?More experience and a deeper cervix.>>33627912>What does your bestie look like?She's really pretty imo, and you can definitely see the Bulgarian in her. You'd never guess she was such a whore. >>33627915>Same guy everytime? How'd you find him?Yes, he was her fwb years ago. She ran into him on accident and I found out we'd seen each other at the gym before. She basically told me "Trust me, this is the guy we want." And I did, and she was right again.>>33627928>Were you in a relationship with your fiancée at the time?No, we were broken up at the time.>Do you and your fiancée fuck other people whenever either of you feel like it, or do you need approval from each other first?I personally would not have an issue with the former, but she knows how serious I take my sexual health and refuses to have casual hookups because of it.>Is she submissive or dominate when she has sex with men?She leans dominant in general, but she can ham up the submissive act. >Between you and her, which one do you think likes dick more?Her, by a wide margin. >Did you at least suck his dick?Yes>>33627933>Women, what is the most antifeminist opinion you have?Some women shouldn't try rising above their station because they're idiots. Just because you have the right to do something doesn't mean you should.>>33627936Schopenhauer was the most closeted man in history.>>33627965>How do you go back to jsut being just after you've fucked?Pretty easily. We've been best friends for 15 years now. I don't see her in a romantic way and she is really good at keeping sex casual.>How do you not kiss her here and there when you're hanging out?Who says I don't?>>33627957>AstarionASTARION IS NOT A FUCKING TWINK!
I really want to stop being dead fish in bed but it's too embarrassing
>>33627989Keep telling yourself that. I know you're miserable. I know you're lonelier than the ugliest girl on the planet kek
>>33627986Ugly and old, maybe, but also a world-famous philosopher
>>33627993>You wouldn't have said that to a woman's face IRL>this is 4chan
Have you ever made out with a stranger, someone you met for the first time that very day or even that very hour?
>>33627995Whatever you say, ENTJ
>>33627995>Who says I don't?Does her husband know and ok with it?Have you fucked her since then?Have you ever had sex with a pregnant woman?
>>33628000Yeah. Fastest was maybe 10 mins at the bar.
>>33627999I'm saying it's disrespectful. So 4chan or not, you talk that way, expect to be told off
>>33627997Are YOU miserable and lonelier than the ugliest girl on the planet kek?
>>33627995>Some women shouldn't try rising above their station because they're idiots. Just because you have the right to do something doesn't mean you should.Pic very related.
>>33628001NTA. At least be retarded in a funny way
>>33628005you get back what you put out
>>33627998And you know, the best disguise is old and ugly.Unless you are already old and ugly. Then you just act British.
>>33627995>She leans dominant in general, but she can ham up the submissive act.Do you feel different when she's dominate with a guy vs submissive?Do you or her have their own fuck buddies?
>>33627991M4chan is the only forum (red boards) where you can say what you want. Everywhere else is leftie snowflake infested.
>>33628009>entjeet doing damage control
>>33628006I'm not, but I know you are ;)
>>33628010You get what you give https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE
>>33627995okay, that's gotta be ENTJeet, no woman here would be such a disgusting piece of shit
>>33628010in that instance, you/that anon did ^^
>>33628019>no woman here would be such a disgusting piece of shitExcept maybe JH
>>33628000MYes. Anime conventions, man.
>>33627995>More experience and a deeper cervix.Can you/have you fisted her?Are you always submissive/her pet or can you be dominate with her?
How can human women compete with mares? >Neither knows how to cook>Neither reads >Both are bad at making jokes
>>33628027>horse pussy
>>33628027>calling women bad at making jokes>making this "joke"
Men, if you were a knight and the princess of your tribe was captured by enemy, would you try to rescue her?
Does Mister Rapey Pee Pee love me?
>>33628003>>33628013>>33628026Why don't you ask all these questions in a single post?
Just texted to ask a a girl out for the first time in my life hahahahaha i'm so fucking nervous hahahahahahahaha
>>33628030You're right, it's not a joke, it's his thinly veiled beastiality fetish
>>33627991MBoredom, and the fact that I can say politically incorrect stuff here without it following me elsewhere. I'm very liberal in general, but troon horseshit has got to stop, and I have to be totally silent on the issue everywhere else because I'd get endless hate for stating the obvious.
>>33628030I'm sorry it flew over your head
>>33627993>You wouldn't have said that to a woman's face IRLNo, I would not. But we're not IRL. We're on 4chan, which even decades ago was known as the cesspool of the internet. How new?>>33627995>ASTARION IS NOT A FUCKING TWINK!If I would fuck him, he is a twink. I would fuck him. He is a twink.
>>33628031I mean, it'd be my fucking job, yeah. You don't become a knight if you don't want to fight.
>>336280341. Because I come up with new questions after I've posted my first questions2. Why do you care?
>>33628003>Does her husband know and ok with it?Yes, she told him when they got together that I'm non-negotiable.>Have you fucked her since then?No, we've talked about it. She's told me I give the best head she has ever gotten.>Have you ever had sex with a pregnant woman?No>>33628013>Do you feel different when she's dominate with a guy vs submissive?No, I think she's perfect either way and I just enjoy seeing her having a good time.>Do you or her have their own fuck buddies?No, like I said, I would be fine with it but she respects me and my health too much for that. >>33628026>Can you/have you fisted her?Yes>Are you always submissive/her pet or can you be dominate with her?We're both switches, but it's like an 80/20 split. >>33628019>>33628022I've made the decision to be candid because I'm going to leave here indefinitely after I get married. So I've got no issue airing out my kinks anymore.
>>33628031As a knight I would face tremendous social and economic pressure to prove myself to my superiors and my peers. I would be highly aware that rescuing my princess would undoubtedly result in my being given a noble title, as well as the support and respect of hundreds of young knights my same age and I would be courted by much greater lords to join their retinue. I would, in other words, have lived an entire lifetime being taught that risking my life for the chance of lifelong success was well worth it.
>>33628038Bestiality is base and vile!
Men, how will you deal with the fallout of your essays calling for cruel behavior against social undesirables, and being published by a pro-hate speech blog?
>>33628045>I'm going to leave here indefinitely after I get marriedHopefully sooner than later
>>33628027what a nightmare!
>>33628043You were born a knight in this scenario
>>33628049rather*you dropped this
>>33628051Why was I born a knight, but not born a day?
>>33628045>she told him when they got together that I'm non-negotiable.Is he a cuck? Can he fuck other girls?>I'm going to leave here indefinitely after I get married.But don't you have fun here?
am I the most retarded anon ITT?>go to japan>meet up with a girl>she buys me gifts>think this is a japanese custom or something>expensive gifts as we meet up more>go back home due to illness for awhile>come back>she doesnt want to meet up>admits she loved me and wanted a relationship but not anymorealso since then Ive never found a cute girl that fell in love with me instantly or would buy me gifts
>>33628051Nobody is born a knight. You have to get knighted. Knighthood is not typically hereditary. Fool.
>>33628045>I've made the decision to be candid because I'm going to leave here indefinitely after I get married.You mean just abandoning this particular persona, not the main one
>>33628053Wait what?
State gender.Has anyone here ever been HIV-positive? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGIkGoFX9Ws
>>33628055>White guy goes to Japan>Doesn't fuck the free pussyWhy??
>>33628057Historically, before aristocracy became limp-waisted, frail inbreds, they were expected to go to battle. So if you were born to an earl or a baron you would have been expected to go into battle.
>>33628050Quit foaling around
>>33628057You will be knighted if you're from a knight family, you won't be if you're not
State gender,Which two Lord of the Rings elfs (1 male, 1 female) would you do sex with?
>>33628041Kek, you think we should just roll with however incels talk to us because it should've worn us down by now?Besides, it gets rolling with the disrespectful way moids talk to us. So every now and then expect us to bite back, or is that too much
>>33628045Have you seen this before?Who was in the wrong, the gf, the lesbian, or the guy?
>>33628068it gets tiring*
>>33628044So it is indeed samefagging and you're just a pathetic little cuck
>>33628064Yes. And you would have been knighted. Do you understand? You would have had to undergo the process of being made into a knight. Because you were not born a knight.Also, the aristocracy was expected to go into battle right into the twentieth century. WWI and WWII was full of fighting aristocracy.
>>33628067MMairon/Sauron Galadriel
>>33628070This one made me laugh. I've only seen 4chan give worse advice on one other occasion. They really set OP up to look weak and pathetic.
>>33628072I don't think you know what that word means bucko.
>>33628070gf is a retard, dyke is a psycho, and bf is a yuricuck moron who brought all that shit on himself
why do I have more success with asking girls out when its weekend then during the weekis it becaus theyre more relaxed in the weekend usually?
>>33628068I think he was telling you you were having a woman moment when a guy reflected some of your disrespect back at you. People won't baby you everywhere, even if you're a woman.
>>33628045>after I get marriedENTJ was baiting us with marriage for years before backtracking, to no one's surprise
>>33628054>Is he a cuck? Can he fuck other girls?No, they're mostly monogamous. He indulges her bisexuality, but it's not like he isn't getting anything out of it.>But don't you have fun here?Sometimes. But it hardly makes up for having to put up with faggots like >>33628058 this.>>33628067>Which two Lord of the Rings elfs (1 male, 1 female) would you do sex with?FAragorn and Arwen. How is this even a question?>>33628070>Have you seen this before?>Who was in the wrong, the gf, the lesbian, or the guy?lol. He was in the wrong initially, but she's definitely a cunt.
>>33628067MI wouldn't "do sex" with any male anything.
>>33628087I've been around longer than him in the /soc/ atoga. You all are just too retarded.
>>33627995>ASTARION IS NOT A FUCKING TWINKWhat is he then?
>>33628088>but it's not like he isn't getting anything out of it.What does he get out of it?You give him a smooch as well?
Men is this true?
>>33628015nta but you think someone with npd like entjeet would larp as anyone except """"anons"""" complimenting him?
>>33628088>AragornAragon isn't enough of an elf to be an elf.
>>33628096MI don't know what any of that means. I don't even recognize whatever flag that is.
>>33628096Brown women can be integrated into European society, they're capable of adopting our values. The moids however....
>>33628088Glad you don't like it. Btw, why don't you like Indians, if you yourself a shitskin? Sounds quite hypocritical to me.
>>33628096Never said I had a problem with the women.
Weddings are humiliation rituals for women. You have to be extremely happy and delighted to permanently become a slave to a moid for whom you will have to cook his favorite greasy shit, bear his childred, suck his dick and wash his dirty boxers and occasionally get beaten up by him
>>33628093He's cute
>>33628110Based, make weddings illegal.
>>33628110that wouldn't happen if you were my wife but I don't like your attitude so I won't marry you
>>33628110then why do women desire marriage more than men?are they inherently slaves?
Women is this you?
>>33628110Don't forget keeping the house clean (or else)
>>33628117No, it's you, on the left
I don't find fat women attractive but there are times when seeing a fat woman makes me go feral I want put my cock deep inside that fatty and fuck her brains out and cum deep inside heranybody else struggle with this?
Come watch horses atogahttps://www.youtube.com/live/dvZsHvF5maI
>>33628110That is what they want though, without the beating part
I miss him so much he is the only person on this planet that think I’m pretty and smart and nice everyone has been going out of their way to call me ugly and stupid recently and I can’t stop crying about it I don’t know if I’m just hormonal or sensitive but I need to pull it together
>>33628117I looked up the source and, man, he doesn't even do it. What a shitty manga.
>>33628027>>33628121A femanon's larp projecting her fetish on manons, btw
>>33628093>What is he then?He's just a little zesty.>>33628094>What does he get out of it?They have threesomes with other women.>>33628098>Aragon isn't enough of an elf to be an elf.Yeah, but the other elves are too androgynous.>>33628101>Btw, why don't you like Indians, if you yourself a shitskin?Have you ever met an Indian. Besides, I'm Mexican.>>33628110This is why I am marrying another woman. I found the cheat code for life.
>>33628129Aren't you black
>>33628129>Have you ever met an Indian. Besides, I'm Mexican.So just another "shitskin"
>>33628121Foid hands
>>33628131I'm Dominican and Puerto Rican on my dad's side, but I was born in Mexico.
>>33628128damn this dog got no nose holes
>>33628136>>33628128Women could never appreciate horses
>>33628124you shouldn't have ghosted him
Either genderDo you read before you go to sleep?
>>33628144Mno because I can't pay attention if I'm sleepy I read when I wake up
>>33628140I too support the erasure of horse girls
>>33628144I read 4chan posts
>>33628144F. I read or listen to an audiobook.
>>33628144FYeah but I only read manga
>>33628129>Have you ever met an Indian. Besides, I'm Mexican.ENTJ, you are of the same color
>>33628155color blind as well as retarded, god dealt you a bad hand
>>33628129>cheat code for life.but there is no life, if a man doesn't impregnate a woman
>>33628144MaleI have a tablet suspended above my bed, facing down. I use a bluetooth mouse to scroll through ebooks. I climb into bed, put myself in the sleeping position, and read until I fall asleep.
>>33628089You will.
>>33628156Whatever you say, brownie
>>33628157Not her but parthenogenesis is the future and moids will become obsolete
>>33628163Cloning ultimately leads to stagnation and degradation. For evolution and adaptation, we need gene mixing.
>>33628162>>33628155We've gone from "I don't like you because you are a bad person" (mixing them up with someone else) to "I don't like you because of the color of your skin".Funny how that works.
I'm a singer and during a song I almost started to cry because I was thinking of a relative who passed away. I told this to a woman I was on a date with. Was this a mistake?
>>33628167It's just funny how hypocritical ENTJ is, either hate all the brownies, or leave the Indians alone
>>33628166>For evolution and adaptation, we need gene mixing.I agree, blondes, reds, and brunettes at having distinct different features.
>>33627055E G G !
>>33628170depends on the woman dummy
>>33628170No, that's fine. Women love the idea of a man crying. The idea, specifically. Women only hate seeing him actually cry for real. As long as you're always only ALMOST starting to cry, you're gold.
gf went clubbing on vacation. didn’t realize it was such a big turn off hearing her all hungover
>>33628177not you again
>>33628159based
>>33628167>(mixing them up with someone else)NTA, but ultimately I don't care if the mass-replying dykespammer is ENTJ or not, if it acts like a piece of shit, I'm gonna treat it like a piece of shit. If she's not ENTJ and hates being compared to him, I'm gonna smear ENTJ on her even more, lol.
Women, thoughts on footjobs?
>>33628147Based, women can't be trusted with animals...
>>33628155Yes a few were respectful the other were rude and tried to steal from my job, then again I could say the same for Anglo American Caucasians and the other races that come to were i work. So many such cases.
men will look at this and debate over which one is prettier
>>33628203I want them all in my harem
>>33628203women will look at this and say shit like>wow it's so unfortunate that #2 has tits which are so widely spaced from each otheras if that isn't insane
>>336282032nd from left obviously, a smile goes a long way
>>33628203I debate over anime girls specifically because I don't want to debate over real life girls.
Men, thoughts on tits of this shape but a bit smaller?
>>33628216Pretty hot, I knew a girl in high school with boobs like that.
>>33628216I really don't care about your tit size anon, it's really weird when girls are insecure about their boobs
>>33628216Mmm perky titties
>>33628163if one gender is going to go full transhuman and eliminate the other it's 100% going to be men, let's not kid ourselves.
>>336282123 is cutest. the slight embarrassment and shame, the hint of insecurity in her own femininity when surrounded by the other three. simply delectable.
>>33628216So like this?
I’m 36 today
>>33628070lmfao, this was so funny, thanks for sharing.i agree with the lesbian. the homophobe got what he deserved.
>>33628230Exactly
>>33628216my face belongs right there, right in the middle of them
>>33628229I think confidence is more attractive, attractive women should take what is theirs
>>33628031>go rescue some stuck up stacy when gertrude at the tavern can suck the rust off my armor for an hours wages worth of doshnot my problem
>>33628231Happy birthday!
>>33628232I think there's one specific piece of information we're missing, and that's how everyone was acting before OP realised he was getting cheated on.Either OP was being a cunt from the outset and his gf + Duke thought they were getting epic revenge on himOr OP was a decent guy and Duke is just a psycho dickhead and his gf is stupid
>>33628231Congratulations! Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
>>33628237I said cute for a reason.
New job tomorrow. I am nervous
>>336282034 has the prettiest hair so she wins for me.
>>33628249>not gibsmaxxingcouldn't be me
>>33628249Just imagine all your coworkers naked. Now they're more nervous than you.
>>33628251I am nowhere near pretty enough>>33628253Thanks, I will probably do this
>>33628037She's gonna ghost you or will do the excuse rejection thing. If a bitch likes you, you can ask her out casually without building it up to be a big thing like you're doing now.
7 spammed so much stupid shit last night while being drunk.I almost feel like apologizing.
why am i seeing so many young americans promoting being a nazi. these americans claim to be right wing conservatives but then post about how much they love adolf hitler? didnt americans fight AGAINST the nazis in ww2? i thought you guys HATED nazis? whats going on why are so many of you guys going backwards
>>33628254Do Americans really take a car to the nearest store?
>>33628259They do, yeah. I do it for shops up the street
>>33628253now im horny. now what
>>33628257An apology from someone who doesn't intend to change their behavior is worth less than the post it's written on.
>>33628261Now imagine all of them wearing masks so you won't know which naked coworkers are making you horny.
>>33628262As I said, almost.
>>33628254suburbanite is the best though?
>>33628268No? Rural is
I'm going outside. Will get a Monster and ssome other snakcs. Bye atoga be nice to each toher
>>33628258I feel powerless. The system does not care for me. I meet you. You react to me. You pay me attention when I act as a contrarian. I assume the contrarian position. You react just as I had expected. I now feel powerful.I now forget that it was supposed to be just an act.
>>33627863Liferally all of the gold diggers and trash women and radfem misandrists consider themselves grown up. It means nothing.
>>33628259I go to the store on the way home from work. Once I'm home, I do NOT take my car back out again except to go to work the next day.
>>33628258Most of those people saying heil hitler are groypers and feds, there are almost no genuine nazis anywhere in America, even the neo nazi punk types. If you're wondering why America is drifting right it's the same as pretty much everywhere else, anemic leadership, lowered standard of living, and too many misbehaving foreigners running amuck, there's not really a great mystery about it.
Jarvis, play my “ripping my hair out to stay ugly” playlist
>>33628269>have to wake up at 4am every day to go hike out into the barn and shovel animal shit for 12 hours>body is completely worn out and broken by the time you're 50living in the suburbs affords a level of luxury and convenience that Kings would've never dreamt of 200 years ago.
Women, if your moid had refrained from jerking off and having sex for 2 weeks and he bought you a set of scrubs and nitrile gloves and he pretended that both of his arms were shattered and in the process of recovery so he’s bedridden, would you jerk him off or would you let him suffer in this fantasy.Alternatively if you’d prefer you can put your moid in a straight jacket instead of pretending his arms don’t work
>>33628277no it seems like these people REALLY hate jews, and people are posting really racist caricatures of black people like its the 1930s or somethings its baffling.
>>33628281I stopped reading halfway through the post.Get to the point faster.
>>33628281Why can't I just ride him?
>>33628272so do you actually hate minorities or no
>>336282031>4>3>2
>>33628282being a nazi requires more than hating Jews or whatever local troublemaker minority is present.
>>33628279No, it's time for your "You need to stay pretty to earn money for your Spotify subscription" daily (r)emoralization.
>>33628216>thoughts on tits of this shape but a bit smaller?10/10 would marry
>>33628286
Women, approximately how self lubricating are you?
>>33628289>emoralizationThat is not a word.
>>33628281easyput him in the straight jacket, sit in front of him and masturbate until he cums hands free
>>33628288i thought that was the whole thing, hating jews and minorities, blonde hair blue eyes superior blah blah blah, white is right
>>33628293it should be, I'm stealing this>>33628292plenty
>>33628289Phonk it is
>>33628285The nitrile gloves would be useless but this is an acceptable compromise>>33628284That was part of the joke
I am so horny.My balls would burst if any women touched them.
>>33628292VERY, but only if you turn us on enough
>>33628300*poke*
>>33628291you become more of what you practice
>>33628300Tee hee
How many hippy girls go to india to meditate and find a guru bf only to find out everything is covered in poop and the men are creeps?
>>33628303For men of inaction, words are all we practice.
Filipinas at work are sexually harassing me even though they know im marriedOne of them asked me today if i would like to have a one night stand with one of the others and they keep asking about how much i fuck my wifeWomen what do they mean?
>>33628294Holy shit, I need me a freak like you. Would you want him hopelessly thrusting his hips in the air, his cock at eye level, our would you rather render him completely immobile
>>33628298https://youtu.be/TOf68WxiMUc
>>33628291you will never be a woman, no matter how much you pretend
>>33628295
>>33628310Gee I wonder who could be behind this post
>>33628306white women going to the turd world for "spiritual enlightenment" has got to create the white girl equivalent to Paris Syndrome.
>>33628313i dont get it, are you trying to be racist?
>>33628308ratchet bitches gonn ratchet, don't get upsetti
>>33628305>>33628302I would just bend any woman over the knee and start spanking her if she tried to make me cum rn.
>>33628309god yes, exactly might stick my tongue out and lick his cock without actually touch it, like, get so close he can feel my breath but don't make contact
>>33628316the meme is that the poltard nazicucks are often of the brownoid persuasion or some other flavor of loser
>>33628295national socialism is a very particular breed of political philosophy where racial hierarchy is only one aspect of it. 'ubermensch' is only a surface level assessment.
>>33628314
>>33628318huh, what do you mean?
>>33628320can you write this is in normal people words
>>33628323Mysterious, like I hear a ghost
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>>33628322they seem to ONLY be focusing on the racial aspect
>>33628327but are you scared?
Women, is your pussy cute, sexy, or pretty?Do you wish your pussy was cute, sexy, or pretty?Do you want your moid to refer to your pussy as cute, sexy, or pretty?And finally, in what context do you want him to call your pussy slutty.
>>33628331No, it’s quite nice :3
>>33628308That’s your fault for being a male nurse, this is the cross you bear
>>33628336mhm
>>33628306There was a time when India was less integrated into the global economy than it is now, and the people who ran those kinds of temples and attractions were very careful to keep things clean and appearing "spiritual" for the tourists. Those days are gone and that industry can't keep the poop back anymore, India's the only country to get dirtier as it's gotten wealthier.
>>33628324You heard me right the first time.But since you made me repeat myself, I guess this is what you're going to get.I'd have to bend her over my knees, groping her ass cheeks and pussy, as I force her over my lap. With every hit, my boner would grow, but I would not cum. It's only for teasing and punish her even more.
>>33628338Not nurse but close enough Im just wondering if they are fucking with me or actually attracted to me or something
>>33628325NTA. People who feel powerless will want to change their circumstances and feel powerful, sometimes by any means necessary. This includes identifying the "winning team" in a conflict and claiming membership in that group, even if they don't belong.That's why on 4chan you'll find white supremacists who are brown, because they think that they can join the winning team and become more powerful if they're "one of the good ones".
>>33628339Me when I go to the grave
>>33628319Hnnng, would nut through sheer force of will and would aim the first shot at the back of your throat then with the rest make you a nice face mask (it’s good for the skin)
>>33628345anon, I don't understand
>>33628357What do you not understand?
>>33628346>not nurse Explain
>>33628356I'd pull away and make him pump his load into thin air whilst I stand over him and play with my pussy
>>33628325only after you fix your grammar
>>33628359hmm?
When someone breaks up with you is it normal to fantasise about raping them? That's like the "anger" stage of grief, yeah?
>>33628330because most neonazis are 87IQ Mexicans who adopt the surface level trappings of the philosophy for shock value
>>33628361You underestimate just how hard I would shoot in that scenario. I guarantee you if you put a piece of paper a foot in front of me I’m punching a hole straight through
>>33628351rest in peace, lil peach
Very stupid questions so far, disappointed in this subreddit.
>>33628364If you keep this stupid act up, I'd also rope your hands behind your back.
>>33628369a silly man
>>33628365No one is gonna tell you this but yeah, that’s normal and that’s okay. What’s not okay is indulging in it.
>>33628373what?
>>33628370Off on an adventure, just wanted to pay respects
>>33628378Forget it.
>>33628360Retirement home
>>33628258Here is the appeal:>Strength, physically through eugenics and training, culturally because it's Germany, part of the triangle where the majority of intellectual progress of humanity happened, mentally: high-IQ super children with strict schooling are going to outperform others>belonging and a purpose, it's like Rome but even greater>racism, get rid of inferior ideals and people, can be appealing if you live somewhere with urban crime>tradwife, fits nicely with possible purity culture upbringing>cool aesthetic, undeniableI'm a former edgelord and these are some of the reasons someone might be interested
>>33628349thats such a weird phenomenon i didnt even know they had 4chan in india, thanks for explaining though
>>33628366no its white guys thirst trapping in tiktok
>>33628365yes
>>33628389Very few actual Indians post on 4chan. It's just one of the more popular insults because it's so effective at getting under people's skins right now.
>>33628381anooon, I was just joking
>>33628377Horrifying. Thank you. I'll try to sleep a little easier.
>>33628398i just looked it up and it says 4chan is banned in india lmao
>>33628396Got it
>>33628395Nick Fuentes is Mexican.
>>33628417no hes not, LOOK at him lmao
>>33628417and some flavor of fag
i just redownloaded hinge for an hour oh my god just kill me now. how do people make small talk. how do people flirt. i told a guy a have family guy pajamas and he unmatched me. i dont know how to flirt with guys AT ALL. any advice guys
>>33628434> i told a guy a have family guy pajamas and he unmatched meLel
>>33628383Same shit
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>>33628434>any advice guysJust spread legs.
>>33628446Babe I can’t speak that gooblygook
>>33628451):
>>33628434Welcome to the tutorial. Open your wardrobe and put family guy pajamas in, take a cute sporty bralette out. Go do your hair and put on "rave" makeup. Download "YouCam" or "FaceTune" on your Apple iPhone™ device, go in front of the mirror and do the poses you use for your FWB. Fine tune the pictures and upload. Don't make a lot of small talk with guys, if they try to chit chat too much boring shit then you delete them. Instead, go with the vibes- if a guy is hot and his first messages have the correct vibe, call him to your place right away.I hope you liked my Hinge tutorial.
>>33628434What do you mean? Everything is working as intended. You wouldn't be compatible with that guy anyway, so getting him out of the way early is a good thing.
>>33628453Sorry, you know I only exist for THE BIG CATCH
>>33628454but why would i facetune my pictures if im planning on seeing these guys in person. thats catfishing? they'll just leave if i dont look how i do in pictures
>>33628462*sperm whale sounds*
>>33628467>they'll just leave if i dont look how i do in picturesI don't mean making yourself look less fat or anything. If you're not using blatant filters, they'll stay for the pussy anyway.
>>33628458i had one other conversation and it went nowhere. im so awkward and idk how to be flirty i just end up saying something too autistic by accident and they stop replying.
tldr: less talking, more plapping. Words to live by.
>>33628473That's good, keep going, get these people out of the way early. It's better to get these ones done online, because imagine how shitty you'd feel if you had met them in real life and fumbled a conversation then.
>>33628470Erm
>>33628479its normal for it to be this bad? i swear my friends are way better at flirting
>>33628477If only the women itt wouldn't be too boring to properly keep up.
if a woman put black lipstick on for me, I'd marry her on the spot
>>33628481shhhh, give me your hand, we're going to atlantis
>>33628473You aren't the one who is meant to avoid fumbling the conversation. The MEN are supposed to keep things entertaining, not you. Idk what you're worrying about.
>>33628486I cannot give you an in-depth answer because it's impossible for me to know the full details of your situation. But please believe me, this is good.It's better to have people recognize that you aren't compatible and remove themselves from the game, instead of having people who recognize that you aren't compatible but will pretend to be compatible just long enough to get what they want from you. Getting these people out of the way early is good because it leaves you with more time and energy to focus on the people who might be compatible for real.
>>33627995>She basically told me "Trust me, this is the guy we want." And I did, and she was right again.Hot. Jelly of him. Is he just fucking around or do you think he wants something longterm? Do you think you could ever have a 'reverse JH situation' where you pull in a 3rd (male) or are you guys pretty strong romantic monogamists despite the casual threesomes?Also do you two want to have kids or not?
>>33628473You're not pretty enough in the pictures or what is the issue?Where are you from?
>>33628494they are all so boring though. its the most dead, bland conversations i have no choice but to carry
>>33628493W-wow…okay! So soft
>>33628502the matches is not the issue i said the CONVERSATIONS
>>33628498this is a great point, thanks anon
>>33628503That's what I mean. You need to keep unmatching and ghosting guys rather than waste any time. The first message or (at most) two messages don't look good? Unmatch & block. The conversation goes further and hits an awkward moment? Ghost & block if he double texts. You get the idea.
>>33628515>The first message or (at most) two messages don't look good? Unmatch & block. The conversation goes further and hits an awkward moment? Ghost & block if he double texts. You get the idea.Please stop.
>>33628515are you speaking from experience?? whats your experience with dating men id love to hear your perspective
>>33628528It's a man posting demoralization fodder.
>>33628515>The first message or (at most) two messages don't look good? Unmatch & block. The conversation goes further and hits an awkward moment? Ghost & block if he double texts. You get the idea.Based, we need to make dating apps even more of a cesspool so more women go back to the outside world
>>33628599>the outside worldlike what
>>33628695Like the park, the coffee shop, the library, the museum, the art store, the local volunteering place, and so on
>>33628083I don't need you to explain to me what he said.Plus he literally admitted it was disrespectful, he just think I should get used to it by nowKys
>>33628275>gold diggers and trash women and radfem misandristsThat means nothing coming from an incel
>>33628999disrespect begets disrespect, you should have learned that in kindergarten
>>33627863I think thats true for most people irregardless of gender, not for me though.
>>33628446I don't know what this says but I can tell is mostly numbers
>>33627863Wrong. It's women who are eternally children.
>>33629015That's why I'm disrespecting you kek Kys
>>33629015Btw, we both know that he/you didn't say I'm pumped and dumped because of my post and it's because that's how he think of women. Nor did what I said warrant that (especially it was laughy jokey in tone) but since it angers you fuckers, I'll double down till and over Kys
>>33629282wrong on both counts
>>33629307Ofc you're gonna say that! For the thousandth timeLike your opinion matters
>>33629326get well soon, anon
>>33629335And you couldn't die soon enough.
