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I don't hate women anymore. Foids: Thank you for being patient with me, I'm going to do better.
state genderhow does this make you feel
Girl whose name starts with M, you looked very beautiful today. I loved seeing your tanned tummy. If our paths cross again, I hope one of us can say something.
>>33634984With children And kill them
Women are almost exclusively liberal and are hugely responsible for the destruction of 1st world society.
>>33634995Everyone is born a liberal
why is workplace flirting such a touchy topic and gets women jumping on the roof when adressed as not being a nice to indulge in regarding their partners? things like a job wife/husband even for joking is some vile shit to do all day long when the other isnt around
>>33635004I am confused
foidswhat goes on in pilates classes
>>33635002It's not completely women's fault that they are like this. The communist mind virus (cultural marxism) has infected much of society and now women are seen as in the "oppressed" class. Which means they are coddled and doted on from birth. They are like children with weak parents.
I'm black and I have a strong taste for white and latino men
>>33635013What is cultural marxism?
>>33635004Speak english you ESL
>>33634985LARP?
>>33635014Very cool, thank you for your service
>>33635014What do you think about asian men?
>>33635022Never met one
>>33635014Hi blacky
>>33635008people who are married or in relationships usually still flirt at work and it's commonly accepted behavior under the guise of light hearted banter with sexual tension yet no one wants to openly admit that last aspect. in my opinion this is betrayal to your significant other. women get very defensive and resort to gaslighting when it is pointed out. how come
>>33635030Because flirting is fun?
>>33635016cultural marxism is a mind virus (bad idea) which has been spreading much like how a real virus would spread. It is the idea that everyone in society can be separated into 2 categories: "oppressed" and "oppressor".The "oppressed" are seen as fundamentally good and the "oppressor" is seen as fundamentally evil.Examples of "oppressed": Women, blacks, LGBT, atheist, muslim.Examples of "oppressor": White, rich, christian, straight.
>>33635004>why is workplace flirting such a touchy topic and gets women jumping on the roof when adressed as not being a nice to indulge in regarding their partners?Retardation, sorry you have to deal with that anon
>>33635018No. When I look back at some of the thoughts I was having it doesn't even feel like the same person. Honestly, I think I was just more shaken up by my breakup than I was willing to admit to myself. I still don't understand why she did some of the things that she did or said, but I've realized how unfair it is to project that on all women as a whole. Anyways I don't want to waste your time with an unsolicited blog, I just wanted to apologize to the foids itt for the nasty comments.
>>33634985character development
Does this make me chad
>>33635037>I think I was just more shaken up by my breakupPhew, for a second I thought you were Ihatewomen anon.
>>33635040is he cute
>>33635042It’s a girl who messaged me, she seems alright
>>33635040Is she fat? Be honest
>>33635044Are you cute
Other than a suicide bombing, what do you think the most disruptive way to kill yourself is?
Why can a haircut make you look so much better, it is just hair
>>33635046Doesn’t look like it>>33635049Yeah
>>33635051A mass shooting.Killing some high ranking politician.
>>33635053I don't know but I feel like I look better with long hair
>>33635053The same way being trimmed or cleanly shaven a dick and pussy look far superior too.It's not "just hair".
Men, do you care about financial/class differences? I have a crush on a guy, our dads are childhood friends but their family is very well off and my mom thinks I shouldn't pursue him for that reason. For the record I can earn a similar or even higher salary than him with my degree
>>33635034you dont mind your partner doing the same all day of the week when you're not around then? >>33635036it's cool, Iused with someone a couple years agl who did it with like so many guys there was dozens of different names and would tell me about it like it's nothing. I chose to bounce instead of putting up with it. I have only recently noticed that many engaged people do it at my workplace as well. and sometimes it's borderline foreplay in publicvery cringe and retarded indeed
>>33635054Why do cute boys post here when i can't have them :( It's not fair.
What is the ideal body shape for a woman (you want to marry & sex) ?
Do females unironically browse this board? I can't even imagine what kind of "lovely creature" female browses this dump
>>33635063I’m extremely mentally ill, you wouldn’t want me
>>33635061>their family is very well off and my mom thinks I shouldn't pursue him for that reason.Your mom's a cunt.
>>33635004I agree it's trashy to flirt with people at work when you have a partnerOtherwise depending on the job setting I don't think it's a big deal desu >>33635014Hey shawty wyd>>33635040That is a bit of a chad moment desu>>33635046Nta, this happened to me when I got fired from a job, the girl was fat but cute, she got me drunk at a party and then I slept over with her and refused sex, then she ghosted me when I asked her on a date These hoez ain't playing
>>33635069>I’m extremely mentally ill,So is everyone else here, what makes you different
>>33635066They're all SA victims lol
>>3363506450 inch ass and triple G cups.
>>33635062Probably would
>>33635066Yeah, I got pics from several of them.Plus the public posts.
>>33635061No I don't care at all, although I am poor so it's a bit of an insecurity I won't lie. Like I assume a girl who isn't working class wouldn't want anything to do with me, but ik everyone is different. My highschool gf was really rich but still very down to earth
>>33635066Fat, ugly, a bitch, mentally ill, or an unholy combination of the above (t. F)
>>33635073no wonder they are all liberal. Liberals don't reproduce by sex. (they think humans are destroying the planet). They reproduce by SA lmao.
>>33635016a meme from like 10 years ago coined by jordan coma peterson
>>33635072I don’t know. I’m an avoidant piece of shit nowadays, I can barely form a coherent conversation
>>33635080Which are you?
>>33635084That's everyone here...What makes you cute?
I turned thirty this year and haven't been on a date in six years. The last time I had anything close to action was when I turned down a girl who wanted to fuck me at my buddy's wedding, five years ago.I haven't had any coworkers since 2019, and there are no third places here. Super lonely today. Whoops this wasn't a question.
>>33635066This site isn't le edgy underground hacker anime forum desu, especially boards like this which are pretty reddit-tier. I heard a stacy IRL once mention how she used to post on 4chan. I'm sure some of the oldfag anons here are the autist weeb type but especially a lot of the young collegefags here seem pretty normal desu
>>33635087I have a chad face, sharp jaw and all that crap. I have curly blonde hair and dark blue eyes
>>33635084>I’m an avoidant piece of shit nowadaysThen I hope you tell her you don't want to hang out with her.
>>33635091Have you dated before? How do I meet and ask you out irl
My gf is bi and has jerked me off to lesbians making out. But she's really insecure and jealous. How do I get her to agree to a threesome?
>>33635070She's just insecure, don't be that harsh>>33635078I am working class too, I don't really care because my experience is that everything will work out if a family works together. I'm more concerned about being looked down on or being seen as a shallow gold digger
>>33635089Sorry to hear that my guyHope yoy have a restful and nice evening anywaysAre there no bars in your town? Monday nights are usually pretty dead, as a bartender I'm always happy to chat to another lonely depressed fuck lol>>33635097>threesome>really insecure and jealousGood luck with that one Also bi != polyIdk has she alluded to it or whatever
>>33635087>That's everyone here...Cope.
>>33635092Too avoidant for that, and people are telling me I have to get back out there anyway>>33635095I have, yeah. > How do I meet and ask you out irlI live in the middle of nowhere, Canada, might be a long trek for that, plus I hide in my apartment all day
>>33635102>plus I hide in my apartment all dayWhat do you do in there
>>33635099>concerned about being looked down on or being seen as a shallow gold diggerPeople will think what they wanna think but at the end of the day fuck em. If the person likes you and you're a compatible happy couple honestly finances really don't matter imo as long as you can make ends meet. Don't let your mom and other people get in your head. Iktf the kind of insular culture with fellow poors feeling inferior to the rich etc. but don't let it hold you back from a good person
>>33635085Fat, mentally ill and occasionally a bitch
>>33635100>Also bi != polyMKG made a great joke once: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.
>>33635105And now you want to get the Canadian pretty boy? :3
>>33635106Wow machine gun kelly should be a cumedian lol frfr
>>33635100>Are there no bars in your town?There are two, and I'm certainly limiting my options by not going out to them, but they're just not really my scene. Appreciate the well wishes, though. I know it won't always be this bad.
>>33635111That's fair, no use in forcing yourself to do something you won't enjoy. At least you know what you can potentially fix to get some action lol. Yeah, everything is transient, sometimes you just have to ride the course
>>33635103Listen to music, draw and write, smoke weed, cry, read theology, sometimes gaming when I have the energyWhen I’m not hiding, I go on hikes outside the city
Women, why is it that a woman can disown the pornstar lifestyle, but keep all the money?Why does she disown only the bad parts and keep the good parts? Shouldn't she donate all the money to a good cause?
>>33635115Nta but what do you like to draw?Also interesting comment about gaming lol which is less effort imo than creative hobbies
>>33635115Pretty nice besides the weed lolDo you even want a girlfriend? What's your type?
>>33635118NAG but surely you can apply this logic to any job? At least it's honest work getting paid for a porn shoot lmao, not like most of them get residuals. I mean you have people like Sasha Grey lol who take their pornstar days in stride and have given loads of money to charity
Women are just jealous that they don't have a body part that can grow and shrink
>>33635119Awful, no good comics like this (the least offensive one)> interesting comment about gaming lolI’m a perfectionist, someone who goes for all achievements. I can’t stand sucking at games, so it’s pretty rigid for me>>33635122> Do you even want a girlfriend?Dunno anymore. My life’s dream was to have a wife and kids. I want to have someone who I can make happy. Maybe that’s how I still feel, underneath the shit>What’s your type?I am pretty open, my dating history is variedI’m just very hesitant because of how much self loathing I have
Is it bad if I resorted to telling my girlfriend what she wants to hear all the time? Communication never seems to work and I just don't care anymore.
>>33635128>they don't have a body part that can grow and shrinkIdk after a few drinks I notice her brain sometimes shrinks jk
>>33635128They wish they could helicopter show people bird's eggs that they found
>>33635100Threesome != polyWe've discussed it. She's into the idea but thinks she'd get too jealous. She doesn't want a third in the relationship, but she's open to a FWB-esque situation with a third.
>>33635128>he doesn't know
where do people even hang out? people (normies) always say that i should put myself out there but where exactly?
>>33635131Is he gonna push her off the ledge or something jkThat's cute thoughAs a kid I used to draw so many comics...Have you thought about doing a webcomic or something? >someone who goes for all achievementsIktf, I also used to do speedrunning and stuff which is fun but kind of exhausting. These days I try to balance grinding hard games/achievements with just playing through stuff casually (Crash Bandicoot 4 106% is a bitch...)>My life’s dream was to have a wife and kids. I want to have someone who I can make happyWell, you shouldn't give up on your dreams breh. But I guess don't get all doomer either. Especially if you have chad looks and have your own apartment etc. you prolly just need to meet more people at some point. What mental illness do you have?
>>33635138I really don't
Women, when did you first want sex?
>>33635136>She's into the idea but thinks she'd get too jealousProbably best to avoid it then>>33635139Most normies I know hang out with their friends, go to bars, clubs, and other activities and daytrips etc. going to the mall or beachI work at a bar and personally don't understand the appeal of paying for overpriced drinks and interacting with other people but I'm a miserable cunt so
>>33635131>I’m just very hesitant because of how much self loathing I haveWhere does that stem from? I would expect attractive people to be hypersocialized from being raised in a supporting environment
>>33635097Don't justify her insecurities, anon.
>>33635149>but I'm a miserable cunt soYou're literally a normie that partied every week bro
>>33635155Speedrunners are normies?
>>33635118men, why is it that men can disown the fisherman lifestyle, and keep all the money?men, why is it that men can disown the cashier lifestyle, and keep all the money?men, why is it that men can quit job and not give me all their money as penance for working
>>33635141> Have you thought about doing a webcomic or something?Mate I can’t draw. I purposefully chose that because my comics are horrendous and it was the least ugly. > What mental illness do you have?I’ve never been to a doctor, but it seems like ADHD and depression. There’s definitely CPTSD in there. I’m a mess lol>>33635151> I would expect attractive people to be hypersocialized from being raised in a supporting environmentYou’d think so, but I didn’t have a supporting environment whatsoever. Neither of my parents wanted me. I used to think about how lucky I was to have a dick, because my dad would’ve definitely walked out on me like he did with my sisters. My mother only trotted me out of the basement to show me off, then stuck me back there. I kinda just exist to others as a stoic who wants to be left alone, so they do so. Made my own prison, you know?
>>33635149>Most normies I know hang out with their friends, go to bars, clubs, and other activities and daytrips etc. going to the mall or beach>I work at a bar and personally don't understand the appeal of paying for overpriced drinks and interacting with other people but I'm a miserable cunt sooh man, yeah bars don't sound very appealing do people still go to the mall? that doesn't sound too bad
Men, why do you sometimes favor one titty over the other? What did my left titty do to get neglected?
I have been informed by my mutual friend and fellow gymbro that in 10 months, my gym crush is quitting her job to become a globe trotter to "find herself" for a year and that I need to make my move before this happens. He offered me her phone number, but I already have her on instagram and told him that'd be weird. What is the correct course of action?
>>33635155I'm not a normie lolOK I will admit my party days were fun lol. But it was more about the music and substance abuse for me desu than making friends. I never talked to any of those people ever again once I stopped partying
>>33635146I became curious around the time I hit puberty but I didn't actually start wanting to have sex until I was 20. I'm in my late twenties now but I've never been in a relationship
>>33635161>Men, why do you sometimes favor one titty over the other? What did my left titty do to get neglected?I'm right handed.
>>33635161interesting I usually go for the left
>>33635132fuck yes that's bad
>>33635159:( Do you enjoy physical touch?
>>33635149>Probably best to avoid it thenNo>>33635154I won't, I just think it'll be much more fun. And I'm not dying before I try it at least once.
>>33635170Your left or my left
>>33635161I want to put my face right in the middle and just rest there
>>33635173I dissociate due to trauma. Classically cringe shit. I wish I could enjoy physical touch, though. I enjoy giving it a lot
>>33635175Your mom's left
>>33635176The only time I don't hate a centrist
>>33635177You sound really sweet, anon
>>33635161>>33635169>I'm right handed.Oh shit, I'm retarded. My right is your left. Is your dude a leftie?
>>33635175your left obviously, we're talking about the left one right?
>>33635160>do people still go to the mall?Yeah, when I was at college and lived near a big mall I used to often go with a fren to get boba tea or noodles or look at manga or whatever lol>>33635169I'm left handed so always start with the left titty personallyI give both equal attention so one doesn't get sad jk >>33635159Well desu having fun ideas and style is more important than being able to draw "well", lots of great comics and cartoons have kinda janky primitive stylesSorry about the ADHD/depression/CPTSD (tfw been diagnosed with all three), you can pursue help for it though breh >>33635151>attractive people to be hypersocialized from being raised in a supporting environmentThis isn't always the case lol. I still love her but I was raised by an abusive single mother who was a Stacy so she got away with a lot. Coupled with undiagnosed ADHD and bipolar in school and constantly getting in trouble and it was a pretty miserable time. Then as you get older people assume certain things about you if you're decent looking and assume the worst when they get to know you (e.g. "wow there must be something really wrong with him if he's still a virgin" or whatever)
>>33635179>The only time I don't hate a centristYou hate rightists, too.
my cock is so retarded, it won't stop drooling :3
>>33635172Well shit. Thanks for replying.
>>33635187what does this poster look like i wonder
>>33635181Thanks, anon. Reading that made me feel guilty and want to cryI appreciate you, you’re very sweet too
>>33635082>a meme from like 10 years ago coined by jordan coma petersonIt was actually William Lind
>>33635146I "wanted" sex at 14 the same way I wanted to be a famous mangaka and play guitar in a pop band.I actually started looking at men and thinking "I want his penis inside my vagina" around age 30.I had a long-term relationship in my twenties and I did have sex in it but that was mainly due to peer pressure and social expectations, not because I felt any desire for the act in and of itself.
Women, should I get A10 eyes?
>>33635163>quitting her job to become a globe trotter to "find herself" for a yearI mean if you want something serious with her honestly I'd forget it. If you just want to smash then hit her up on Instagram and use her leaving as an excuse to go for drinks and try to rizz her or whatever. I knew a girl at an old workplace kinda like this, gorgeous girl with bpd who didn't want anything serious but I think definitely would've been dtf based on the way she dragged me around at work parties etc. like a puppy and sent me slutty outfits pics. She travelled and eventually stayed in Italy and got with a guy there happily ever after (last I checked anyway) lol, happy for her
>>33635193How do you get through life while being so gay and retarded?
>>33635200NAG but I have light grey/blue eyes and it fucking sucks honestly, I can barely see when the sun's out unless I wear sunglasses. Except my eyelashes are too long to wear most sunglasses comfortably so I suffer
>>33635183Yeah because it's become the he man women hater's party. Fix your shit. I hate immigrants and am financially conservative the only left issue I vote on is abortion because I'm not an incubator
>>33635202I wonder this myself, I think it’s the halo effect.
>>33635192what are you implying anon?
>>33635202Pretty privilege
>>33635193Aw don't feel guilty, do you not get told that often? I'd tell you that everyday.
>>33635205what the fuck is your problem? did you mean to reply to someone else?
Women, if you became a man but had a choice in sexuality, would you choose to be straight or gay?
>>33635212Yeah scroll up it's clear who that was meant for. Chill
>>33635177RIP, sorry to hear that How do you dissociate?I still get it sometimes if someone shouts at me or looks like they're gonna raise a fist. Shit just starts zooming in and out and spinning like I'm super waved lol
>>33635205Lol, retard
>>33635204Nta but you probably have astigmatism or some shit. Do you see stars/rays around lights at night?
Women, what was the last response you got to a nude?
>>33635218>Women, what was the last response you got to a nude?"what the fuck is your problem? did you mean to reply to someone else?"
>>33635213Straight, I lowkey don't want to be loved by men because y'all are terrible at it.
>>33635221Based misandrist
>>33635220Where is the nude
>>33635213Straight. Men are dangerous and as a man myself, I couldn't rely on other men to keep my degeneracy and whoredom in check.
>>33635211> do you not get told that often?I do, but I feel like a fraud. I have anger issues and terrible emotional coping skills. Which I am working on, but that’s the essence of the guilt. I am not perfect so I am disgusting
John Cena's ex is a divorced single mother now LOL>Nikki began dating John Cena in 2012. >On April 15, 2018, the couple called off the engagement and canceled their wedding, which was planned for May 5, 2018.>She began dating her Season 25 Dancing with the Stars partner and Russian dancer Artem Chigvintsev in January 2019.>On January 3, 2020, the couple became engaged. >On July 31, 2020, Nikki gave birth to their first child, a son. The couple married on August 26, 2022.>On August 29, 2024, Chigvintsev was booked into Napa County Jail on a felony domestic violence charge which involved him inflicting corporal injury on a spouse.>Almost two weeks after Chigvintsev's arrest, on September 11, 2024, Nikki filed for divorce.Cena dodged a bullet and she is now used goods. Never date a girl whose ex was abusive or if she got cheated on.
Fuck yea, I love when Chad gets the hypergamous foidlet.
>>33635233Me too! It's so hot :3
>>33635201I swear I can fix her she's just an autist who's aimless after graduating and she just needs MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anons of either sex, do you ever feel like you have so much love to give but there are too few people who deserve it?
>>33635233that doesnt happen
>>33634585>I might ghost my new job and max out my cc and line of credit and then kill myselfDon't do that shit, bro.
>>33635217>astigmatismYeah I got this in my left eye apparently, runs in the familyHaven't been to an eye doctor in many years lol>Do you see stars/rays around lights at night?Yeah I do sometimes, but I'm a nutcase who hallucinates a lot of shit so it's hard to know what's a mere visual blip or a mental projection
This is why I don’t watch TV, guys. One episode of The Sopranos and I’m spiralling hard
M, need some adviceI was outside this morning and I found out that it's actually a woman who picks up my garbage, like a full blown female sanitation worker, and not even like a grungy old one either. I feel incredibly violated by this and I think I should have an option to be able to throw stuff away without a woman knowing what kinds of garbage I have, she probably paws through it and laughs with her friends about it later. Is this the kind of thing I should reach out to the city about or just politely tell her to swap routes or what?
>>33635239>Anons of either sex, do you ever feel like you have so much love to give but there are too few people who deserve it?That's sounds kind of narcissistic.
>>33635213Straight. Gay men can't love they are led by their cocks
>>33635239No, what a stupid thing that would be to think
>>33635241Already ghosted
>>33635244Got a lot of tissues in there, anon?
>>33635232It only ended it with Cena apparently because he didn't want kids (whereas she did). And then Artem Chigvintsev turned out to be a wife batter I guess. But it's her fault innit, nice ragebait kek
>>33635239FNo. I have so much love in my heart and soul and there so many people I care about.
>>33635243which one was it? If it was the finale don't worry Tony moves to Florida after it goes black and then a few years later Walter White moves there too after they fix his gunshot wounds and cancer, also Joker moves there and Joker 2 was just a dream.
>>33635218the last time i did that he started deliriously talking at me about how sexy i was and that he wasnt thinking straight and all kinds of stuff like he was drunk. it was kinda funny and endearing i guess.
>>33635249Apologize to them, and make emends.
Do women also get stressed when they don't jerk off?
>>33635243The one with tracie?
>>33635243Sopranos is intense lol, what are you spiralling about g>>33635244>it's actually a woman who picks up my garbage, like a full blown femaleAnon learns today that not every woman is an e-girl influencer and some have real jobs
>>33635251I mean, she chose the wife beater.
>>33635250I have thrown out some sex toys and stuff and I'd have probably used a nearby dumpster at a restaurant or something if I knew a woman was the trash person for my block.
>>33635205>I will have unprotected sex all I want and I demand the right to kill the babies I irresponsibly bring into existence because I'm not an incubator, mmmkay?
>>33635245>narcissisticI mean maybe but I'm mostly coming from a place of hurt>>33635247Noted, f ror m? I'd guess m.
>>33635231Maybe seeing a therapist would help? You said you've never been to a doctor before. I think even a regular checkup would be good for you
>>33635253No, it was 2x11>>33635255Uhm, no?>>336352582x11>>33635259You saw it bro
>>33635257yup
>>33635252I'm glad people like you exist.
>>33635264Yeah, MThere are so many wonderful and deserving people in the worldYou probably just hang out with dickheads
>>33635244why would she give a fuck about (You)? nobody goes through your garbage, that's gross, and not interesting to anyone.
>>33635239mI feel the opposite, I have too many people I owe love and affection to and too little time and energy to honor them properly
>>33635266Please reconsider, anon. I'll pray for you.
>>33635263>dude take birth control even though us men refuse to develop a pill but us because we don't want the side effects and it'll cause cancerUm... no?>fuck me anyways with a condomSure, I wanna fuck>reee it broke take plan b Christ I guess if I have to >still pregnant somehowYeet
>>33635265I’m not sure if I can afford it. I do have some basic diagnostic papers I got from a walk in clinic. They said to go back for blood work, intimidating. I forgot to mention this> I'd tell you that everyday.Very sweet, that made me smile, thank you anon. Your words help
>>33635239>do you ever feel like you have so much love to giveNo>>33635266The calm before the storm...>>33635231Fuck being perfect and fuck the ego. Just give it your best
>>33635213Don’t know, but I would definitely be trans. I want to be a woman
>>33635278>us men refuse to develop a pillthe side effects for a male birth control pill are pretty bad, our reproductive system doesn't have a "resting phase" we can just stall it in like yours does.
>>3363514616, but have done nothing to get it. Still virgin
>>33635273>You probably just hang out with dickheadsYeah I used to. I need to meet more of those wonderful deserving people but I have to stop being a bitter dickhead first
>>33635239f, yes, i feel like i wasted my love for years. i loved people who didn't care about me at all. it wasn't until i found someone who really loved me that i even understood how badly id been taken advantage of
>>33635257uhh I'm a man and I don't get stressed when I don't jerk off, is that normal?
So foids, who abused her?her parents?Someone else?>she hated the sound of her first name and would recoil if someone used it>she wanted to be pretty but never around other people, preferring to stay unwashed and stinky for long periods of time>experienced irrational and huge waves of anxiety at random times>had learned sanctuary feelings in her car, sitting in random parking lots for hours>reckless driver with outbursts of anger>hyperfixations on certain childhood interests>routine meltdowns and tantrums on holidays like Christmas, curling up into a ball, repeated hitting of her own head>losing her temper and hitting her cat
>>33635239M yes, can't believe I wasted all my love on my ex I should be mad at her but I can't I just miss her a lot
>>33635278Why dont women develop a male birth control pill with no side effects? Or better yet, why don't you stop using your ability to murder babies as an excuse for irresponsibly letting your libido run rampant with strangers? Btw I am on testosterone which acts as a birth control but it has the chance to make me permanently infertile :^)
>>33635287>dude you deserve cancer and obesity so we can bust inside >our side effects matter moreYeah I know you're a man you didn't need to tell me that I know you guys hate us
>>33635218lmfao
>>33635296this sounds like two different women I know
Moids, do you believe that fathers of children should be legally obligated to provide their own organs to their children in the event that the child will die without a donor?
>>33635254>>33635301These are all written with a meh face.
>>33635303No, the mother should. She's not going to be able to support the kids regardless.
>>33635218i've never sent anybody a nude of me
>>33635309maybe, who cares
>>33635298answer the question >>33635303
>>33635295I don't think it is, you might be dying
>>33635303Not necessarily. Transplant compatibility is complex and the child may well die even with the new organ.
>>33635309Holy shit I'm not the only one? Like ok bitch you're hot I already knew that, stop sending me nudes and come fuck me
>>33635311Do you live in an alternate reality where women are not allowed to work? or just Afghanistan
>>33635303Not moid but that's pretty messed up. Is this some kind of fucked up pro choice argument?
>>33635315I did, retard >>33635311Women are literally only good for their various organs>>33635322Nah I live in a reality where most women are retarded and not as physically, mentally, nor emotionally capable as most men
>>33635218Not a nude but a bikini pic
>>33635318everyone does that, no harm in making someone feel cute and hot
>>33635317Should the government step in and arrest the father for manslaughter if he fails to provide healthy organs to his offspring?
>>33635296Don’t know, was it you? she needs therapy
>>33635281>They said to go back for blood work, intimidating.It's not that bad! Getting your blood drawn usually doesn't last more than a few minutes and you don't feel a thing during or afterwards. But maybe it would be easier if someone went with you?
>>33635327Oh ok, you're just retarded. Have a nice day.
>>33635339> But maybe it would be easier if someone went with you?Oh, much easier, but I have no one to go withPerks of letting social connections wither
>opting to kill a baby is the same as not donating your organsWhy do y'all just make yourself look worse and worse? First you can't stop thirsting for dick, now you feel entitled to our organs? Just admit it: you dont give a shit about the babies you irresponsibly create, you just want your dick cravings satisfied
>>33635239MNopeI'm pretty loveless
>>33635294Glad you found real love>>33635297It's better to miss someone than be consumed by hate.
>>33635303no, that sounds extermely dumb
>>33635344Have a miserable rest of your life you child sacrificing satanic whore
>>33635346>men take accountability for irresponsibly whoring themselves out challenge: FAILED. >try again?>yes>no
>>33635229But you would have so much sex
>>33635239Yes, four years to be exact.
>>33635346Did you know that most organ donors are women and most recipients are men? If any woman reading this is an organ donor just know a scrote doctor is going to fucking kill you to give your organs to some other scrote that would spit on you inside of holding a door open. Hahahaha
>>33635313based
>>33635355why four
>>33635352Is the mere thought of theoretical personal accountability this upsetting to you? Moids are truly weakminded
>>33635357>scrote that would spit on youhot
Ok one time when I was a teen I was jerking off in the shower and when I came it was all stringy and goopy and I literally had to pull it out of my dick to get it to come out, spooked the fuck out of me and felt weird, and never happened once after it. anyone know what the hell that was?
>>33635363you had a miscarriage
>>33635353Men who enable whores should be forced to marry them and support them until the kid is 18. >>33635357Good, as it should be. You're only good for your organs.>>33635360How about you be responsible and stop letting every shmuck you meet stick his dick in you? Is that really so hard?
>>33635239>Anons of either sex, do you ever feel like you have so much love to give but there are too few people who deserve it?Yea
>>33635352How does it feel to know I have something you will never have; a happy family, true love, and children? I pray no woman ever falls for your righteous charade. You are a coward and too weak to be a man.
Women, I love your boobs.Big or small, saggy or perky, brown nipples, pink nipples, pink and bumpy areolas, or brown and puffy ones. Doesn't matter.I hope you love them as I do.
>>33635349>It's better to miss someone than be consumed by hate.not sure about that I was definitely less miserable before, I wasn't consumed by hate though
>>33635353It takes two to tango sweetheart
>>33635370cute
>>33635369we all know this, anon, he is literally mentally ill. you are poking a retarded monkey with a stick. do you feel like a hero yet
>>33635303Idk but sure why wouldn't you save your own kidI signed up to be an organ donor once when I was drunk at a fair lol, I still have the organ donor card, RIP who needs my liver or lungs tho
>>33635345That's too bad, going to the clinic together would be an interesting date lol
>>33635362Bet you want chest hairs in your organs too you retarded pickme
>>33635363You might have cancer, go get fingered by a doctor asap
>>33635366How about you be responsible for every whore you stick your filthy dick inside of and every unfortunate being you bring to this earth? Organs are organs, and you are too illogical and emotional to see that, because it doesn't benefit YOU. Selfish men should die, not inflict themselves on whatever poor idiot woman that falls for your morality act.
>>33635380>dateO-oh…yeah, it would be. Ice cream after and some incelwalking?
>>33635370Well.. xxs but at least it’s round and well shaped, thanks
>>33635218Just an eyeballs emoji from a dude with a bwc pfp. <.<My inbox was interesting.
>>33635354I guess I'd opt for caution and moderation if I were a woman. But if I were already malebrained at the moment I'm making that decision I'd opt to become a sex-crazed bug chaser and take a fat load up the ass every few hours.
>>33635387NTA. Double XX is quite large. Your poor back.
>>33635384I absolutely will take responsibility when it happens. But I am on birth control so it won't. But if by some miracle it does, I will take responsibility and marry the girl I knock up and care for them both. I won't opt for murder.
>>33635381no, but I want to kneel in front of him, suck his cock, he grabs my hair, pulls my head back and spits into my open mouth before I go back to sucking
>>33635376I want to showcase men's illogical and emotional hypocrisy, because this thread entertains that they are the "superior sex" far too often. How can you be superior when you are too selfish to even save your own child that you so desperately want? Men like this should never procreate and should leave women alone.
>>33635375Thank you.>>33635387You're welcome.
I can't sleep I've been awake for 24 hours
>>33635400choke the worm
>>33635400RIP, maybe try some paracetamol or some beers
Women, I like how you stretch in the morning, it's cute. Would you let your moid help?
>>33635386>incelwalkingKek, if you want to call it that, sure that sounds fun~
>>33635396>I want to showcase men's illogical and emotional hypocrisyBy literally not responding to any of my arguments and gloating about how you're happily married? Uh good for you I guess lmao
>>33635394Does your moidal definition of "responsibility" include donating your own organs, even if it results in your own death or permanent dismemberment?
>>33635395Really? You'd blow that nerdy guy?
>>33635395Why do zoomers do the spit thing so much? It's creepy. You guys are just never in the moment always putting on a play. Get well someday, if you are able.
>>33635406You have no arguments.
>>33635403thanks anon!*pushes my arms up in the air resulting in the most ear-shattering snap-crackle-pop of bones and ligaments you have ever heard in your entire life, punctuated by occasional grunts that are followed by even louder cracks*
>>33635126It is not honest work. It is immoral work.
>>33635410you wouldn't get it >>33635409yes
>>33635346But the little glass vial goes into the gun like a batteryAnd the Zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomyAnd when the gun goes off, it sparks, and you're ready for surgerySurgery...
Men, did Cotton Eye Joe actually keep you from getting married?
>>33635403yes but be warned it's gonna have to be some wwe spinebender shit
>>33635403Stop gaslighting me, I don't stretch in the morning
>>33635408The social contract is you bear the risk of childbirth(thanks to God literally cursing you lmao) and in exchange you get to be a stay at home mom while your man works his ass off. Yes, I will give my loved ones an organ if I could continue to provide for them after.
>>33635414I really don't. My zoomer fwb did the spit thing to me and I was like wtf was that for??? He really thought it was just normal sex manners. You guys are cooked, as you like to say
>>33635401I already did that a few hours ago (not saying I won't again though...)>>33635402I think I'm out of paracetamol maybe I'll have a smoke that makes me sleepy sometimes for some reason
Legal but penalized abortions.Doctors do medical stuff, you don't penalize the doctors for it.The responsible male gets jail time and the woman gets a hefty fine. No late-term abortions.Medical exemptions to such penalties approved by a board of doctors when qualifying medical reasons necessitate it.
>>33635158When a fisherman quits, he doesn't disown the lifestyle. He keep his moral compass about the same.The problem with a pornstar keeping her loot is that she worked an immoral job and quits out of shame to now lead a "real" life, yet she keeps all the money.
>>33635421not my problem if you don't have it in you to let go and be messy and unhinged
>>33635420Yes, of course, God will spare you when you allow your child to die due to your own cowardice and selfishness. Of course.
is it weird that I'm 26 and I've never drank alcohol(on purpose) before?
>>33635429What the fuck are you even talking about?
Looking to really make the guy I am dating, laugh really hard. How can I be funny to a man?
>>33635428Yeah act crazy anything except actual intimacy and authenticity, EEEK You're a clown
>>33635430Most zoomers don't drink
>>33635430no, lots of zoomzooms don't drink
>>33635426NTAName top 10 least moral jobs a human can work
>>33635424make abortions legal BUT you have to get sterilized afterwards
>>33635205we don't hate abortion because he hate women. We hate abortion because murder is wrong.
>>33635434Idk. Be whimsical.
>>33635436>>33635437ok next question, should I start drinking? it's not like I'm opposed to it if so what should I drink?
>>33635442If abortion was a male issue you could get one at every walmart and you know this. Just admit you wanna control us, it's anon
>>33635434I like bants. Just don't make jokes about cheating or anything.
>>33635444no
>>33635435letting your guard down and be crazy together can be very authentic and intimate, doesn't mean you can't lock eyes and moan I love you when you cum and fall asleep cuddling after
>>33635278isn't it funny that women see children as a fundamental evil instead of fundamental good? I wonder who brainwashed them into thinking this way?
>>33635430>>33635444It's outrageously expensive for zoomzooms your situation is pretty normal.If it isn't natural for you to drink just don't worry about it.
>>33635444Eh, I don't really see a reason why you would?
>>33635334>she needs to get scammed kill yourself.
>>33635424>>33635439I'm in favor of this. Sterilize both parties.
>>33635455Yes she's much happier in her current state. Therapy would just make her worse. /s
>>33635434Just be yourself, women are amusing little creatures
>>33635445NTA. I'd be fine throwing deadbeat dads in jail.
>>33635453yeah it is a bit expensive my brother spends a lot of money on alcohol >>33635454idk every time I get depressed people suggest I should drink are they giving me bad advice?
>>33635451My mom is a husk of her former self because of what we did to her. I won't let that be me. If I could only have daughters, childbirth would be worth it. I would never give birth to a son.
How pathetic is it to send a friendly message to a girl I went on a date with but haven't seen or messaged in 2 months because she didn't answer or read my messages? Because I just had a moment of weakness and did. I don't even want anything from her.
>>33635464Definitely terrible advice. Alcohol makes depression worse.
>>33635393Oh, I meant the opposite.. I have no back problems, hehe~
>>33635438in no particular order>mafia>prostitute>hitman>abortion """"""doctor"""">therapist (scam artist)>regular scam artist>bank robber>golddigger>liberal human rights activist (also scammer)>CEO of jewish company
>>33635469I'm sure you've done more pathetic things
>>33635445Nah men should also be punished for irresponsible procreation. Just like Eve got Adam to sin, he still chose to sin and was punished for it.
>hit it off super great with a girl since spring this year>it was fucking amazing>she ghosts me out of nowhere>no idea why>install tinder>get matches, chatting >have absolutely 0 drive to keep convos going even though the girls are keeping the conversation going by themselves>keep replying to not seem rude>but im just thinking of >her the entire timeman this life is gay as fuck
>>33635465Would you support post birth abortions for boys? Up to a couple months?
>>33635445Why do women think "you just wanna control us" is some kind of killer silver bullet argument. It's a logical fallacy. Perhaps a red herring? We are telling you it's about murder being wrong and if that involves controlling you then so be it. You stupid immoral bitch.
>>33635470This is not true. Alcohol makes my depression go away and makes me energetic and want to do stuff and talk to people.
>>33635455You need therapy too.
>>33635472nta but pls add megachruch preacher
>>33635456>t.someone who never interacted with šiptars in his entire life
>>33635470>>33635481I'm guessing it's different for each person
>>33635456
>>33635469my advice is to stop caring about such things. just be feral- you let a female know you still have thoughts about her well after the last time you saw her. If she doesn't answer, so what? It was just one message.Stop trying to social-match and just be.
>>33635476She forgot about you and she's gotten railed by half a dozen other men by now. Meanwhile you're posting about her on 4chan. Lol
>>33635405Thank you for sitting with me, anon. It means a lot
>>33635465Oh yeah I forgot that secularists value selfishness of selflessness.Secularists (you) always preach such niceties like "be kind" (whatever the fuck that means) and then will kill your children instead of raising them to be God-fearing. What a nightmare society we live in. (You are part of the problem).
>>33635480>what do you mean I can't just kill people? you're just trying to control me!women.
I need to pewpBut I have bathroom anxiety and can only drop it at home.
>>33635480If it depends on my organs it doesn't deserve to live unless I take a liking to it>wtf it grew you gotta take care of itUm, no? I also pull weeds
>>33635483I'm christian and megachurch preacher is probably more evil than any of the other ones mentioned.
>>33635491relax
>>33635493this is almost as cringe as those people that only eat plain pasta and chicken tendies
>>33635493>the average white personMeanwhile indians shit on your streets without giving a fuck
>>33635481>>33635485Alcohol is literally a drug in the "depressant" class.
>>33635499>mentions indians out of nowhere
>>33635501Depressant means it calms your nerves, it isn't the same as depression.
>>33635501>what is dopamine
>>33635501A central nervous system depressant isn't "something that makes you depressed".
>>33635359I somehow misread that question, asking how much love we gave to somebody who didn't deserve it. I think because I read >>33635297's reply before reading the question.But it's more than four years anyway, I miscalculated, it's five years.
>>33635495Did you throw weed seeds out into your garden and then throw a plan B into your garden the next day?
>>33635472So as long as you aren't Jewish, selling an orgasm to some shy manlet is more reprehensible than exploiting hundreds of people and destroying the planet
>>33635503>indians coming out of nowhereStay in your country and I won't talk about you, saar
>>33635406>my argumentsYou made none.
>>33635490Aww, you're very welcome anon. I'm glad I could make you feel a little better today
>>33635501>classificationer can't make distinctions outside of what classification it was assigned
>>33635514Re-read my posts. Slowly this time.
>>33635508You need to read Judith Thomson's defense of abortion, you are like a little baby that I would kill
men when was the last time you made a proper bonfire?
>>33635520Why would I reread lunatic ramblings?If a crazy guy that is inpatient at a psychiatric hospital tries to tell me about the pink elefant he sees, I am not going to pretend those exist either.You are on the same level.
>>33635434All jokes basically involve two stories. There's the story you misleadingly establish as the premise and then the second story revealed in the punchline.>"Now take my wife..."The premise is that you're using your wife as an example of what you're about to say."...please!"When really you're saying you would like them to remove your wife from you.Humor is added by the absurdity of the punchline, such as asking someone to please take your wife is absurd.To really make your guy laugh, you need a story that will resonate with him. Which depends on the guy. But it varies.
>>33635528I burn my cardboard boxes once a week, does that count?>t. consoomer
>>33635465>if I could only have daughtersSo abort the male embryos.
>after his first ex left him he literally became psychoticHow can I ever measure up to this?The only thing I left my exes with were depression and turning to religious extremism.
>>33635528It's not allowed.I spent $14 on this chicken but I only got to eat half of it before the sewage smell of it was too much in just 2 days after purchase that I don't dare eat it so really the chicken cost me $8 per lb.this is the most practical and cost effective protein option available.we are living in a true dystopia.Foids, why did you do this?
>>33635528this weekend
>>33635516You did. Maybe we’ll have our clinic date sometime. Have a lovely day, anon
>>33635499*Flings tampon at you in jibberish
>>33635528~5 years ago
>>33635535Pregnancy and abortion isn't nothing you are crazy. I've never had an abortion and would for sure never PLAN one. You are fucked in the head.
>>33635540You too!
>>33635534uhm >>33635538>sewage smellUHM>>33635539nice
>>33635370AwwwYou're precious <3
My neighbor just went to her car while crying.
Fuck Chase for their Sapphire Reserve bullshit I don't want to fucking deal with this. They better let me move my available credit to my other card or I'm going to do something bad in minecraft. Im sick of this jewish shit. Im not taking a credit hit because they just felt like increasing the price for my 30k LOC. Fuck jews.Women why did you do this to me
>>33635550I approach crying people with candy and ask them if they're alright and you should too
>>33635543not ideal
>>33635413How is it inherently immoral? >>33635416Nah baddies lowkey like that song>>33635422Yeah have a nighttime ciggie >>33635430No that's based>>33635464Drinking when you're depressed will only make it worse lol
>>33635550Go comfort her, fool. Easy pussy in exchange for listening to her rambling.
>>33635537the fuck?leave the man alone :(
>>33635553Getting older is not ideal, true.
>>33635537Psychotic how?
>>33635558old people can make bonfires
>>33635546>uhmIs that a no?
>>33635481Until the comedown lol>>33635528Depends what you consider "proper" A big one, a few months ago>>33635464Bartender here, do not start drinking lol, it's a terrible waste of time and moneyThe only setting I can recommend it is a good party or rave where you're having a good time with friends, then a few cocktails can make it even more fun. Otherwise, it is a stupid and expensive habit, like smoking
>>33635550You could’ve saved her but you decided to close your window of opportunity by posting here. Many such cases
>>33635568>Until the comedown lolThat's why I keep drinking until I fall asleep. Couple nights ago I went through a liter of vodka. Oh and I only drink at home.
>>33635552I did not have enough time to wear anything but my PJ boxers and run down.Besides, I got no candy at home...>>33635556>>33635569She drove away, AGAIN I AM SITTING HERE IN MY BOXERS AND NOTHING ELSE.
>>33635567undecided>>33635568>few months ago acceptable
>>33635557Well I adore him and will be his caregiver for life and never want to see him in pain at my hands, but I can't imagine how it must feel to break someone's heart THAT intensely. I wonder if she feels powerful.>>33635560He has schizophrenia.
>>33635573Just go in your boxers, dumbass. It's a woman in distress. Save her.
>>33635565It's just not the same anymore.
>>33635544Quick and fairly safe.
>>33635565firetending is easy and I won't entertain any glamorization of itthe only true fire starting that I've seen that was actually impressive was the guy in season 2 of Alone who lost his firerod and managed to start a fire on a cold spongy bog-island soaked in 300 days of rain with nothing but a severe calorie deficit and willpower
>>33635577Ok, I will shout down from my balcony if it happens again.>OI WHY YO CRYING BITCH ASS TEARS, CAAANT?
>>33635587Record it please. Make sure to mention she's disturbing your wank.
>>33635583did he drill the calorie deficit into the willpower until it made a spark?
>>33635576>Well I adore him and will be his caregiver for life and never want to see him in pain at my hands, but I can't imagine how it must feel to break someone's heart THAT intensely. I wonder if she feels powerful.You sound CRAZY and DANGEROUS and I bet you're going to remain in competition with this woman, trying to see if you could cause him worse (because you think that would mean he loves you more). In reality, he's unwell, was unwell, and he's only gonna get worse if he keeps meeting and dealing with people like you and his exJfc, you're scary and frankly batshit crazy
>>33635588I will be sure to grab my crotch appropriately while saying "BITCH ASS".
>>33635576Posts like this make me regret not killing myself over my ex.
>>33635593why?
>>33635491
>>33635576Arab bf anon? It's not about her lol or how "intense" she was, the guy is just mental. It was probably just the straw that broke the camel's back to catalyse whatever episode was inevitably rearing its head >>33635590They are both batshit crazy desuHe also honestly sounds like a cunt tbqh from what she's said here but I don't know the guy IRL
>>33635593dude, don't listen to her egotistical bullshityou killing yourself doesn't prove you loved that person so much, it proves you loved yourself so little you clung to someone who didn't love you as muchin reality love shouldn't be painful and a constant work to make the other person love you or recognize you, etc
Thread today sucks.
>>33635601>They are both batshit crazy desu>He also honestly sounds like a cunt tbqh from what she's said here but I don't know the guy IRLHow's he a cunt? Is there a lore about this poster that I don't know?
>>33635594I'm probably going to kill myself anyway. If I'd done it then and there at least she'd remember me.
There are zero biowomen here
>>33635610Good, I hate women
How do I get a good memory?I haven't gone to school in eight years because my memory's so poor there'd be no point. But I want an actual career beyond stocking shelves.Is there any way to improve memory/intelligence?
>>33635609Guys killing themselves over women is fairly common (for suicides). And the women never care. So don’t bother.
>>33635608He didn't even wish her happy birthday, he said she should get laser eye surgery and scar removal surgery or something, he also doesn't have a job and just leeches off her
>>33635615You can't fix stupid, anon
>>33635615Stocking shelves still requires memory of where everything is no? Memory is overrated though, being able to look things up quickly and be intelligent/creative with the information is a more important skill imo. My memory is dogshit but I used to be a pretty good programmer, maybe look into something like that
>>33635618Okay, he's a cunt and they're both toxic and they make each other worse together
>>33635621What tf? Why would you say that?
And no some dude is screaming around in a house in my street...What the hell is going on with my neighbours today?
For women:Race and did you support BLM?
if I'm killing myself I'm taking her with me <3
>>33635628who?
>>33635626it was a full moon last night maybe that has something to do with it
>>33635610I'm using it as a straggot chasergen tbhon
>>33635631someone I love very much
>>33635636so romantic
>>33635628>>33635636Good luck anon, hope you find better tidings in the next life.
>>33635597Billie Eilish if she were a guy
>>33635632I imagine they would have turned crazy last night then, but I heard nothing...
>>33635642that was before he put it in her ass without warning
>>33635646Well the voice I heard screaming now was a guy and the woman who cried is single.
>>33635625Because it's true
>>33635627False flag, crisis actors, nothing new, nothing ever happens
>>33635624>they're both toxic and they make each other worse togetherThey do sound kinda litty though iclHe needs to get a job though and stop playing the victim. And she needs to get a grip too quite frankly. Like wtf is up with this nigga going to Switzerland with his rents while she's paying rent?>>33635641More like Billy Wish.com
>want to love my gf>she's a disgusting coal burner so i cantwhy the fuck is she dating a nonwhite? why cant i be white?
My girlfriend is on a family trip. She went out with her sister and local friends, they ran into some athletes who were there for a game. They hung out together and got invited to their gameI know how athletes are when it comes to women. I feel disrespected that she is going to the game, you can’t convince me they invite you without ulterior motives. How in gods name do i deal with this, am i insane for wanting to break up over this?
>>33635655>Clayton Bigsby ass nigga
>>33635615Always exercise your memory, anon. Do you have groceries? Make a list, but also try not to rely on the list, and to memorize the items on it.Also, journal, anon. It’ll force you to remember what you did throughout your day, and it’ll make you more aware of your surroundings, of time, and of your daily activities.I would also suggest word search games; they help your linguistic memory.Sudoku has straightforward rules and can help exercise your brain.And I'd suggest vocational training, since it relies more on understanding than on memorization. Also, don't underestimate the benefit of a good diet and exercise.Good luck, anon :*
>>33635655Are you a nig, and how often do you nig? If you're acting white, that's already better than huwhites acting nig
>>33635652I'd call you a schizo but the timing on this one is pretty suspicious. Magatards are already backtracking on everything
>>33635593Don't die, anon. I was expressing what I now see as passing insecurity based on madness.>>33635590Well I can't deny being scary and crazy to maybe anyone else in this world but him, but I genuinely have no intent to hurt him. I've worked through urges like that in therapy.I do feel in competition with her, but less so since sharing my fixation on it with him (he was very reassuring).>>33635601You're probably right, it may have been guaranteed but with a different cause had she decided to ride life out with him.>>33635618>>33635624We actually worked out the birthday stuff and it was fine in the end. He did say the other things...but his disorder does make him genuinely struggle with social cues. Once corrected he apologized and learns.I'd argue we're good for each other since we've both improved a lot and our communication level has to be almost perfect to deal with the shit we have going on.
>>33635651Come on, now, anon, don't say that. I used to have a very good memory for eg. Then I fell into burnout and depression and couldn't remember shit for shit. Thankfully, when I got slightly better, my memory got better too (though desu, never as it was before)Don't discourage him from trying
Guys like this will cry about abortion and say it’s barbaric cruelty and inhumane while also advocating for abusing women and cheating on them.
>>33635658Be angry with her and tell her how what she did was bullshit and she'll either step into line because she's good and just needed correction or breakup with you because she's bad and not worth it.
>>33635667Guys are a monolith.
women, can an average looking man make you happy?
>>33635667Is my avoiding all contact with men in public actually heckin trad? I've been told it's misandrist and feminist and it's killing men
>>33635627Nigga BLM has not been relevant for years. Its not 2016 anymore
>>33635673I don't think he's average.
>>33635664Why are they backtracking, because of the BLM sticker?
>>33635667Sounds like he wants to be around dudes all the time
Femanons, which one of this is you?
>>33635676Lets see him without a beard
>>33635680looks like neuro
About to go and break up/stop dating this girl I've been reluctantly seeing for the past 2-3 months. I just can't ignore these red flags anymore and I can only see things getting worse the more intense/serious/the longer this gets.Which approach should I take?Should I be more assertive and emotionally vocal with my discontent or should I try to be as amicable and seemingly disconnected as possible while doing it?
>>33635680i have these genes inside me but i shant allow them to awaken
>>33635667Usually these types love abortion
>>33635686what red flags?
Women, why are you like this?
>>33635691feeling desired feels nice
>>33635682>dumb foid parasocial relationship falls for soft 5'6" negative canthal tilt manlet because niche corner of the internet causes her to perceive him as high social statusnot sure if this is a blackpill on wmen behavior or a hopepill for the m-lets
>>33635688You sure? The most women-hating men I’ve met have always been anti-abortion, as it lets the woman suffer and fulfills the male ego.
>>33635694nigger stop being so insufferable
to women: if you were at school doing your work, how would you react if someone came up to you and told you that you were pretty (with no expectations of anything else)
>>33635639>>33635640thanks, I hope so too
>>33635687>shantYou are really trying your hardest, don't you?
>>33635177>perfect equivalent of the broken bird stereotype, but for girlsI completely forgot I can leverage all my trauma once I chad up.
>>33635686Why are you breaking up with her?
>>33635700say "aww thanks"
>>33635697nigger shut the fuck up
>>33635677No, I'm mostly talking about their stance on Ukraine
I'm a genie. I will grant you 3 wishes. What are your 3 wishes?
>>33635686Latter. Don't give her things that can and will be used against you, when she's going to be at her craziest.
>>33635702verily
>>33635713>unlimited money>eternal perfect health >everyone i want is immortal
>>336357131 make my ex love me again2 please make my ex love me again3 suck your own penis it's my wish so you have to do it
>>33635715How many hearts have you broken so far?And how many of those were yours?
>>33635694AMOG has a kernel of truth to it, girl just needs something, anything he's successful at to cling to.
>>33635682Still wouldHandsome man
>>33635689>always trying to get her way and imposing her will>doesn't take no for an answer>wants to go on all-day dates multiple times a week>insanely clingy and needy>gets upset if I'm not giving her constant attention>gets upset if I take long to respond to her texts even when I'm busy>crazy insecure I might ghost her or stand her up because the guy she went on dates right before meeting me did that to her>constantly brushing my needs aside for hers>told her I can't see her this week and ignored all my reasons until I said yes>this leads me to becoming incredibly stressed out>has a therapist AND a psychiatrist>is on weight loss medication but still doesn't work out and has unhealthy eating habits and an unhealthy diet>is on all sorts of SSRIs and other pill medications prescribed for mental health issues
>>33635680Hot
>>33635700I'd probably mumble thanks and get back to work
>>33635729I hate to admit it, but I thought so too...Especially how she is restrained.
>>33635713>omnipotence>omniscience>for you and all other entities who may be a threat to me to die immediatelycheckmate
>>33635718I can't wrap my head around how someone can end up with an ex and want them to love you "again."Like they had to have never loved you to begin with or you broke up with them.
>>33635731>I hate to admit it everyone knows that every man finds that hot
>>33635709>>33635730would you be bothered by it?im trying to build up my confidence and get over my social anxiety, and ive never really done anything like that before
>>33635731And how I could have my way with her and drug her to the point she cant talk, and if she does snitch no one will believe her
Do anyone elses gfs or bfs parents not really like them? never get invited anywhere despite nearly dating 2 years, met like 2-3 times and the vibe is just not great, feel like im tolerated at best really. Gf wanted to go to some place to shop and her dad said he could drive her, she invited me but I just feel like my presence sort of ruins any family time really which I said to which she replied she'd see if her sister wanted to instead. Dont think anyones parents have ever liked me, never really felt welcome in anyones home, might be my autistic nature.
>>33635708This is why >>33635724>>33635714My heart wants me to give her an emotional breakdown because I'm delirious and mentally drained, but my brain tells me you're right. I just hope I can keep my composure and effectively communicate why I'm breaking up with her.
>>33635713Make me never have met that girl back in 2019.Once you made that happen, I'm going to save those other two wishes for other things
>>33635737nta but I want to put a woman in restraints but I'm not into crazy at the same time
>>33635738>bothered no, but it probably would feel a bit awkward, like am I meant to spin a conversation from this? give a compliment back?
>>33635700don't approach women who are busy studying
https://voca.ro/17tdtdXerOyp
>>33635719well ive only got the one but ive never let myself get too close to anyone cuz it's scary
>>33635744oh you would absolutely fuck her, just not date/marry her
>>33635662Im a tan jew
>>33635739No, that's stupid, I want her to be into it too.When we've had our fun, I untie her and she gets lovely aftercare.>>33635737Not every man, I have met women who had partners before me and those refused to do that with them.
>>33635707Leverage? That mode of thinking makes it impossible
Italian women, grip that glutenous gushie on me, put that pasta-fed pussy on me
>>33635743Whats so bad about her?
>>33635741>My heart wants me to give her an emotional breakdownDude!
>>33635747anon...this is a blue board
>>33635751Yikes
>>33635749>just not date/marry herIf you saw her insta, you would not date her either.
>>33635755he means cuss her out and give her a piece of his mind
my hair feels so heavyi made a haircut appointment last week but it won't be until three weeks from nowmoids help me
>>33635754Take a guess.
>>33635760then don't say you wouldn't if you would fuck her if you could get away with no strings attached
Men would you rather your gf wear granny panties with a tshirt or a huge muumuu with no bra around the house. No other option.
>>33635738It's not that I'd be bothered per se, I'm just pretty insecure myself and a compliment from someone I don't know would probably throw me off
>>33635738As someone who knows exactly how women think (born-again incel), she'll be put into an awkward position since she doesn't know what your motives are (most creeps, including accidental ones, would say that), and she doesn't know what comes next.If complimenting about looks, it helps to do it in a place where you'd be exiting the interaction immediately after so she doesn't feel threatened, and it helps to target it at things that she did (nice outfit) instead of complimenting the sex object she's piloting.Amirite, ladies?
>>33635763No idea. Did she dm other guys?
>>33635746i will approach her when she starts walking then
Women, do you actually want men to approach you or is it just for the ego boost?
>>33635735I'm a dumb autist anon I don't know how any of this shit works or why she liked me in the first place
>>33635764Did I say that?
gender (but let's be honest we only care about women's opinions here),what non-inherently-sexual thing activates your neurons the most?
>>33635762I'll rip it off your scalp for you
>>33635765Granny panties + tshirt
>>33635762Cancel the appointment and cut it yourself.
>>33635768
>>33635773fpower
>>33635741Do it when you're well rested, emotionally well and mentally strong. Don't let her push your buttons, don't be heartless either, but don't let her drag you down into the emotional mess, that's her home turf and you'll be playing on hard mode.
>>33635778Ok, I was just asking.
>>33635770No, leave me alone. Unless you look like the guys on my pinterest feed there is very little chance that I would vibe with a stranger who very clearly intends to get in my pants
>>33635762>it won't be until three weeksWhat kind of fancy place are you going to?Using all my money...
>>33635776I think it looks sexier too I fucking knew men hate nightgowns
>>33635773manarms and legs
>>33635785moid hands
>>33635773m>not fat>tall>healthy family
foids, have you tried not being fat and ugly?
>>33635761cuss her out because she's too clingy and dependent and insecure for him?tf is wrong with everyone itt today
>>33635793yes, he thinks he is being abused
>>33635792no
>>33635765whatever she's most comfortable in, but i prefer the muumuu
>>33635694He has a pleasant personality. You guys are just jealous streamers wishing women would join your streams and spam heart emoji for like 3 minutes.
>>33635762I'll pull it for you, but I've got a busy schedule, best I can do is next Monday during lunch.
>>33635784No problem.
>>33635773A deep manly voice
>>33635797you should try it sometime
I HATE MAKING PROMO CONTENTI HATE MAKING PROMO CONTENTI HATE MAKING PROMO CONTENTI HATE MAKING PROMO CONTENTany of you done any influencing? how the fuck do people do this shit constantly? im going insane
>>33635803why?
>>33635805shut up and get back to work, goy
>>33635773fbeing in pain
>>33635765Whatever doesn't get in the way of me molesting her whenever I want, and is soft. What's the moo-moo material?
>>33635792>FatYeah>UglyNoMoids, have you tried being less horrible and pathetic
>>33635806it's pretty nice
>>33635793See the list he wrote.He wants a healthy relationship, not some BPD shit.
>>33635767ye fair point, ill definitely tailor my compliments
>>33635796you're explaining to what you think he means like it's normal to want to give someone an emotional breakdown or cuss them out because they're clingy and insecurefuck off
>>33635811>Moids, have you tried being less horrible and patheticyes in fact I'm not horrible and pathetic today's an exception because I'm bored
>>33635765>No other option.Why?
>>33635813then he shouldn't have dated her and not cuss her out for being mentally ill when he knew that from the start
>>33635775>>33635800i don't want to be bald>>33635777no>>33635786first of all it's my money secondly it's only around $80 since my hair is straight and low maintenance
>>33635815are you retarded?
>>33635819>he knew that from the startOh you are one of those gaslighting BPDemons yourself. lol
>>33635820ok I'll cut it for you if you make me dinner, deal?
>>33635824what do you want for dinner
Left or right
>>33635822you shouldn't date people you don't know well enough yet you brainlet
>>33635827lmao
>>33635827Not them but honey that's what dating is. You decide if they are good enough to settle
>>33635813dumbass, i'm not asking him to stay with her. i'm criticizing him for saying he wants to give her an emotional breakdown and the other dumbass who think he's got it all figured out, telling me oh he just means he wants to cuss hershe has a problem either just break up without explaining or try to explain why you don't mesh well. if she doesn't understand it, just leave. besides you're taking his version of events too much for granted. also, this diagnosing people (women) with BPD for no reason is making the label meaningless.
>>33635826left
>>33635749no I wouldn't, I don't want to have sex before marriage
>>33635821kys, sexist loser
>>33635820>it's only around $80woman momenti avoid going to the barber because it costs $25 + tip, could buy a bottle of liquor instead
Where do I meet clingy gf
what's the point of pinterest?
>>33635832If I must
>>33635825beef stew, rice, and salad pleaseyou pick dessert
genuine question, do women even get upset at incels anymore?Does it even register when guys shit on women?It's been a minute so I figured they must be immune to men calling them ugly and whatnot. But every now and then I will see women that are offended by it.
Please tell me ovulation just makes women horny and doesn't increase the chance of pregnancy. Oh god please
>>33635773she has a pretty voiceshe wears a sweatershe smiles at meshe's kind to animalsshe's motherly towards babiesshe looks like she could choke out a bear
>>33635833>I don't want to have sex before marriageThe fucking retardation is top notch in the thread today.
>>33635837women can share photos of buff masked men without being judged
>>33635773MHands.Specifically, nails.Also, the voice.
>>33635841KekYou're trolling, right
>>33635837Fnon sexual coom fuel. I don't like looking at people having sex and seeing guys clothed is unironically a lot hotter, because I get to let my imagination run wild.Plus it's a wellspring of men that look stupidly handsome to the point where I think it might be unhealthy endlessly scrolling through and seeing so many 10/10s. But I'm a degen addict, so make of that what you will.
>>33635831The label has always had one meaning.
>>33635841Why do you think ovulation makes women hornier? Why would their body make them crave dick? What might happen if they're craving dick?
good afternoon everyone>>33635773nice deltoid muscles, so good to squish n poke n massageeeeee (´∀｀ )or showing hesitance to kill !
>>33635799It appears I called it out perfectly, and I'm not jealous in the slightest. I was never pointing it out in the interest of changing foid behavior, I merely observe.
>>33635840It hurts but what are you supposed to do, spend all your day arguing with retards? There are days when it gets to you more but sometimes you can hit a block button and immediately forget about it.
What are sexy touch points for men? Will he like it if I rub his feet or his shoulders?
>>33635844Having sex before marriage is damaging to all parties. We should have a ceremony first then I chain her to the bridal bed. But only if she's good enough to marry.
>>33635837Pic sharing platform for woman-adjacent content that isn't attention whores and clout chasers shitting up everything.
Holy shit it feels good rejecting women.It wasn't even out of malice or spite, but god damn, I get why women are more inclined to do it. It sounds really pathetic, I know, but man it's a ego boost and mini power trip for sure.
>>33635844NTA.Lowers chance of divorce.
>>33635853Dumbass, I know what it means. I even have a family member who has BPD. Anon's gf is just insecure and nothing about her behavior says BPD in particular.But when people like you keep saying BPD this, BPD that, the term eventually takes on new meanings, becomes vague and then ceases to mean anything, because if it means everything, it means nothing, and the terms ceases to be helpful
>>33635862feet- no. shoulders and back- he will love you and probably fall asleep (so not sexy touch but it will unlock his heart)
>>33635862>dick>thighs>lower abdomen>neck(please choke me)
>>33635859>There are days when it gets to you more but sometimesLike what specifically? I would imagine you've heard it all by now, no?
women, im hungry. why did you do this to me?
>>33635868>just insecure and nothing about her behavior says BPD in particular.>>33635724>>always trying to get her way and imposing her will>>doesn't take no for an answer>>gets upset if I'm not giving her constant attention>>gets upset if I take long to respond to her texts even when I'm busy>>constantly brushing my needs aside for hers>>told her I can't see her this week and ignored all my reasons until I said yes>>has a therapist AND a psychiatrist>>is on weight loss medication but still doesn't work out and has unhealthy eating habits and an unhealthy diet>>is on all sorts of SSRIs and other pill medications prescribed for mental health issuesbitch is toxic, possibly due to anon being a cuckalso mental and a slob, possibly due to being mental
>>33635845>>33635852>>33635864interesting, this was helpful thanks
>>33634981Why do women who know they can't cum from PIV still do it?
>>33635820>tfw my man haircuts are 30 dollars because I have a gay man do my layering and maintenance cuts on my mid back length hairheh suck it wamen with ur 10000 dollar haircuts
>>33635878to make their man feel good, among other things
>>33635835>>33635879i don't get my hair cut that often, i grow it out for 1-2 years until it reaches waist length then cut it to shoulder length donating a ft of it>>33635839hm i dunno... i'm in the mood for something cold but not ice cream
>>33635878I would break up with a girl if I couldn't make her cum vaginally
>>33635879Is the tip (yours or his) included?
>>33635879bro wtf shitty barbershop hackjobs are $30 here, a talented gay stylist would be $150. Where do you live?
women do you care about men's opinions?
>>33635872>you've heard it all by now, no?Does your toe not hurt just because you've stubbed it before?
women say they like submissive men but the next day they claim they hate them and gives them the ick which one is it??? why can't you make up your mind?
>>33635882This is why I only date women whose height starts with 4
>>33635881uhh i can freeze some grapes i guess, does that work?
>>33635876You reposting what he said then calling her a bitch, mental and a slob doesn't prove that she's BPDAnd it shows you don't know what BPD meansSo stop diagnosing people (women) with specific mental illnesses just because it's trendy
>>3363588799% of women are submissive (for the right man) and get the ick from unmasculine behavior
Women what is your height, and what is the height range you would date in a man?
>>33635885Depends on what the opinions are. There are men I generally respect but I would never take their opinion seriously on certain subjects.
>>33635888Huh? Height has nothing to do with it
>>33635890>bpd momentI didn't say she's BPD
>>33635885Not every man. I've talked to a few itt for the past hour or so and every one of them is more retarded than the other. And not even fun retarded.Where did the good anons go?
women, my cock throbs at the thought your tiny pathetic foid hands being wrapped around it
>>33635884actually im in the united cuckdom, specifically within liverpool, regular women haircuts are still 150 quid, shitty women haircut places are 80 minimum, not sure why he does mine for 30 quid really, been going for my entire growing out process.>>33635883nah hes got a husband
>>33635882Same. The thought of not having to DJ her clit while I fuck her for her to enjoy herself is really really hot.My ex could cum vaginally and honestly I can't go back to manual controls after that.This has got to be a skill issue on their part, right? I refuse to believe that for most it's anatomically impossible
Women, when you "make the first move" to indicate interest for dating and hookups, how do you do so? What are your techniques?
>>33635887I don't like submissive men? I must have missed the Hivemind meeting where we decided that
>>33635898>the simps leftOh no, poor foid
>>33635898I was talking to my dad and his wife
>>33635900>not sure why he does mine for 30 quid really,ho ho, I think we know why
>>33635897You did >>33635813>not some BPD shitSanjeet-Pramjeet, I know you hate women, but at least be informed about it
>>33635900Liverpool seemed like a nice place full of good people when I visited, it a shame to know there are unironically the kind of wankers living there who use the Incel-coded phrase "United Cuckdom" without irony.
>>33635901I don't know. My ex was able to and then she got on birth control and she lost that ability.
Men and women, should you kiss your wife or husband in front of your kids?
>>33635886Whatever happened to sticks and stones though?If a five-year-old called you a doodoohead, would you break down crying? Why not treat those guys the same way?
>>33635904Kys
>>33635904this>>33635898ITS MAN HOUR NOW BITCH
>>33635848>>33635854How the fuck could I've known women get pregnant when they ovulate. I can't believe I stuck my dick into one bcs she was horny
Men, which of your older female relatives gave you the best happy ending massages on your penis when you were growing up?
>>33635889sure that sounds goodi like kyoho grapes but they're not very good frozen...
>>33635866>muh incorrect correlationKeep digging deeper in the retardation chest, bud.
>>33635905what did they want to talk about?
>>33635907>assuming I'm some other anonbpd moment
>>33635903you people are always making me feel self conscious about being naturally submissive
>>33635919What kind of bait is this? fetish bait?
Women, would you date or hook up with Conan the Barbarian or would his criminalistic tendencies and professional thievery scare you away?
>>33635912My condolences. It's crazy how some girls' bodies work on hentai logic and other's will actively try and stop them from cumming.Women are wild.
>>33635922I was telling them about my day and how I ghosted my job, it became a 2 hour conversation about where I should go in life, and to remember to prioritize my happiness. They seemed very happy, more talking later in the coming weeks
>>33635917See >>33635916
>>33635911>divided cuckdom cucks getting bootyblasted about people pointing out their cuckdom
Women, if you had the power to, would you sterilize >>33635918 ?
>>33635923Prove it's not you
>>33635919disturbing question but anyway it was my aunt that gave me thighjobs but it was my older sister's friend that made the coom just flow out like a fountain.
>>33635936lol
Why are the kind of women who smoke themselves into an unhealthily thin weight and listen to The Smiths smart and cool, but guys like that are always egotistical narcissists and performative males? I am talking about the male and female variations who are like having a picnic under grey skies outside of a ruined factory personified. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqpL5iNa4rA
>>33635893152cm, anything taller than me but ideally in the 165 to 175 range.
>>33635919My stepmom
>>33635939I wouldn’t call my mom smart or cool
>>33635935*nods*that's enough. the reign of terror ushered by his penis ends here (terror not because it's big, it's because his semen has stupid in it)
>>33635929...W-where do I find a woman whose body works on hentai logic?
>>33635911fuck off you boring cunt id chin you, never return.
Just put on my peeler.Then I'm going to put on my moisturizer.My forehead has been extra bumpy the past few days, probably came from the alcohol I had.
I call it the Three Inch Terror
>>33635946*cums all over your face*what now foid?
>>33635938You can't. Thanks for playing.
>>33635947jumps up and down holding arm in the air*
>>33635943I now have a crush on ur mum and dream of her holding me naked in her arms on a cold, misty morning while Joy Division plays from a cassette player in the corner of the room as her cats curl up at the foot of our bed.
>>33635952I don't need to
>>33635773His smile
>>33635694Rule breaker is a mentally ill poly single mother, I wouldn't take her tastes as gospel>>33635740>met like 2-3 timesIn 2 years, wat >>33635765>muumuuWhat is this>>33635773Good techno
>>33635951*sigh*that'll be $50
>>33635954You’d hate her, she was a big slut
I'm always afraid of making people feel bad irl like when we joke around and stuff I always worry about going too far or something does that happen to anyone else?
>>33635933I'm an American, but in my experience British people whine and bitch about shit (I'm sorry, "shite") that no sane person would complain about unless they're extremely bored or mean-spirited. The insult based humor (I'm sorry, 'humour') of taking the piss out of people that Brits have is also very sadistic and silly.
>>33635953Do your boobs make bouncy cartoon sound effects while they jiggle when you jump up and down?
>>33635940hopefuel
>>33635960I'll give you $40 because I don't like your attitude
>>33635964no argument there, but their govt still cucks them to an amazing degree in some ways, though in others it's a lot more landofthefreeian than other places>no mandatory ID for example
>>33635961Actually, that just makes me love her even more.
I slept
>>33635939>smoke themselves into an unhealthily thin weight and listen to The Smiths smart and coolI've known girls like this and they thought they were cooler and smarter than they actually were kek
>>33635959is it supposed to be more than that lol, I haven't seen them this entire year, pretty sure the last time I saw my gfs family was last october.
is sph with big dicked men a viable fetish
>>33635951Splashes Hydrochloric acid all over your already ugly ass (pour a ton on your small penile dysfunction penis too) and then decapitates you and pisses on your headwhat now, dicklet
>>33635975>sphjust use normal fucking words
>>33635963I literally joked about my friends cancer 2 days after he was diagnosed, being of the "New Game+" "Give Me God of War" "Dante Must Die" variety, because it was a really malignant tumor.Just stop giving a shit and learn to read the room.
>>33635974Ohh you mean her familyHow often do you see her?>>33635972Based, how long did you sleep? Meanwhile I'm getting hungry but I cba to make food while my housemates are still up
>>33635960>that'll be $50You're a cheap one.Because of your looks or desperation?
>>33635964The country is continuously sliding into the toilet
>>33635975Not in my experience
>>33635858Yes you are because you're seething at me liking a handsome guy on the internet that you have to call him ugly just to interract with me. Take an anticonvulsant, because you are foaming.
>>33635976You can't do that, that is powergaming
>>33635957I don't care what you need or don't need. I won.
>>33635986lmao
>>33635900>regular women haircuts are still 150 quidThat is mental ngl, as a bloke I pay 11 quid at the barbers every few months
>>33635969Do you want me to call Jamal? If he doesn't get what he's owed it will be YOUR organs who will get rearranged and I'm sure as hell going to snitch on you if you don't pay up.
>>33635971Fair, you’ve about 30-40 years too late though
>>33635982Well yes Brexit shat things up to be sure, but that was nearly a decade ago. Aside from St. George Cross-fetishizing Flag Shaggers throwing irrational tantrums about being neighbors with brown people, I don't see what you've all got to complain bout.
>>33635976*grows a second cock and rapes* sorry nothing personal
>>33635979Like 2 hours, I feel pretty good now
>>33635980love of the game
>>33635979couple of times a week
>>33635985You "powergamed" yourself when you thought your disgusting penis will ever be within a 100km radius from me
>>33635991Maybe I can resurrect her with magic, like some Addams Family shit.
>>33635978I don't mind joking around with random people but when it's people I actually like or care about I start worrying about shit like this
Women, have you ever done cosplay?
Huh, so this is the true power of pussy?...Interesting
>>33636000She’s still alive, just fat and all that hard partying wrecked her health wise
>>33635999ma'am I am just the ref and you can't just say "I kill you"
>>33635811>Moids, have you tried being less horrible and patheticYesIt was awful
>>33635987ROFL
>>33635993Cost of living, housing and wages are all shit and wont improve to match inflation so everyone is pissed off and you cant gaslight me into thinking its not because most people think this irl
>>33635995I was friends with a woman born with fetal alcohol syndrome who was a public chronic masturbator, and one of her favorite topics of conversation was how if she ever grew a cock she'd become a gay serial rapist.
>>33635936I don't write like that.
men, does your dick look fat and ugly?
>>33635996Nice nap?>>33635998Well if she hasn't dumped you are 2 years she can't dislike you that muchMaybe have a chat about it with her though if you feel ignore and unlovedSorry I would offer more sympathy rn but I don't have much sympathy for relationship havers
>>33635997Do you also do GFE?
>>33636005>Anonymous F, yes, as Selar from Star Trek: The Next Generation
>>33636015No, it looks small, slim and ugly
>>33636001what do you think will happen when you "take it too far"?Do you think they will immediately turn on you and hold a grudge at you for the remainder of their lives? Or will they let you know that you made them uncomfortable and settle the matter within a matter of seconds without any further grievances?
>>33636015Nah, it’s pencilly for my length. It is ugly though
>>33635990*sigh* fine here's your $50 (it's a fake bill)
>>33635997based pro slut
>>33636015And you know the best disguise is old and uglyUnless you are already old and uglyThen you just act British
>>33636015it squeals and oinks yea, like an engorged and greedy dragon
>>33636005i don't want to sully my favorite characters with my visage
>>33636012that's kinda based, also I swear that was the plot of some manga I read years ago
>>33636015kinda fat and it has a weird vein at the base
>>33635993>tfw someone has hung up union jack flags on the lampposts down my roadAnyway like other anon said most people are basically living in poverty in this country. You can't even rent a one bed flat in most places working full time on a low wage. I still love living here but economically it is a shithole
>>33636023Passing a fake bill is how you get cops suffocating you by putting their knees on your neck, not a good move
>>33636005She probably has an easy life
>>33636019hot
>>33635995grows more muscle and a bigger penis made of glass shards that rapes you and rips your intestinesbut the dick is too long/big, it perforates your intestines, your lungs, trachea... and emerges from one of your eyesyou're still a live, and with your intact eye you seem me shit on your face then gouge your other eye and feed it to you
>>33636005Why are chestlest allowed to go outside?Same for dicklets too.Mandatory quarantine for people with flawed sexual organs NOW.
>>33636015no, it looks aesthetically pleasing and it's of decent length
>>33636015No it looks lean and powerful
>>33636029It cant be that.
>>33636015Fat yes, but actually pretty aesthetic.
>>33636033Council flats/estates are a fascinating concept to me as a foreigner, from an urban planning perspective, but I do understand it would probably be miserable to live in one.
>>33636008I rape you and piss on you and kill you too
>>33636005yeah, a couple times. nothing very good.
>>33636021no I just don't like making them feel bad that's all really
What does it mean when a girl does a kissy face or the hand under chin with palm facing down when posing for a pic
>>33636039Because we cant appreciate the beauty, grace and femininity of titcows if there is no chestlets to compare them to.
>>33636017No, scat and fart ASMR only, with the mic gain turned up to 600%.The only time I do "street performance" is when I feel like it or am tripping of an amount of mescaline that let's me communicate with eldritch horrors in their native language.>>33636026based on what?
Girls, I’m sorry I wasn’t there to save you from your perioid
>>33636013It's easyProve it
>>33635967Only if you ask politely>>33636026*Fire emoji
As an American is it normal for me to be pissed off that the current people in charge our country are turning America's military resources inward against U.S. citizens while retreating from the use of personnel and resources for their ideal purpose, a commitment to provide an umbrella of protection for our country's European allies?
>>33636034you're a prostitute thoughbeit you'll be in trouble too
>>33636044I live on a council estate and besides the police cars, crackheads and stabbings it's pretty lit desu. There is a sense of community and authentic culture that you don't get in a lot of other places. The pub down my road has really cheap pints, sometimes people are fighting outside though or ask me for drugs
>>33636056yeah that's a pretty popular opinion
>>33636054*plaps your bpd butt*
>>33636008>ma'am I am just the ref and you can't just say "I kill you"Back in the 2000s there was an entire comedy skit involving a character saying this in a funny accent. Weird time.
Would you men even be able to pit up with no sex throughout her pregnancy after knocking her up?
>>33636056I refuse to believe an American wrote this.
>>33636006what is?
>>33636051You don't appreciate titcows tho. You call them fat.
>>33636059this man has a very british looking skull
>>33636050they thoroughly enjoy both oral and vaginal intercourse with absurdly large cocks that are as melanin enriched as their owners.
>>33636052Hit me up with your asmr OF, babe.
>>33636063From which point of the pregnancy on?The last 3,4 month sure but I am not avery sexual person in general.
>>33636050she's blowing a kiss?
>>33636061I win.
>>33636063sure, that's what her friends/mom/sister are for
>>33636063That's what the pregnancy side-hoe is for.
>>33636073kissy face kissy face sent to your phone~
>>33636072>>33636075>>33636076This is why women abort
>>33636074Goddamn, you just wanted to lure me out again and have sex, didn't you?I feel so used now...
>>33636037*turns into a tentacle monster and rapes all your holes including your nostrils, eye sockets and ears and then each and every tentacle cock ejaculates hard until you can't take it anymore and you explode leaving nothing but your organs in the middle of a puddle of my cum mixed with your blood*
>>33636069i love this pic
>>33636066Only non overweight women with big tits are true titcows.Having big tits because you're fat is like having a lot of free time because you are unemployed.
>>33636067It is a Saxon skull that throws the underpinnings of phrenology into question. While this man is clearly of criminal character and low intellect, it is typical when studying the physiognomy of the male skull to note a low forehead and a weak jawline as signs of only menial capabilities, combined with criminal tendencies. Consider for example the skull of Andrew Tate, whose almost nonexistent jawline, squashed cheekbones, and low forehead indicate that he has very little mental acuity and is prone to cheat, lie, rape, and steal. And then contrast with this Englishman, who, despite his taller forehead and more defined jawline, seems to be of similar tendencies to our friend Mr. Tate.
>>33636063>pregnancyWe are not having that annoying and retarded shit.
>>33636079I don't have sex with lying losersKys
I hate basedgod, wanna put him on the guest list
>>33636039>>33636051hey! no flat women hate in my watch! they are god's gift to the world
>>33636078this is why trump cancelled abortion
>>33636085Why...
>>33636083iunno he reminds me of jason stathamnamman and like he'd behave in a lowbrow manner
>>33636063why do women think that men can't be patient or understanding
>>33636092Because kids are shit and I don't want to ruin our lifes or your body with it.
My girlfriend likes to get scratched behind her ears and underneath her chin like a cat. I can literally short circuit her brain and make her stop in the middle of her sentence by just scratching behind her ears.Is that normal?
>>33636094Have you read the other replies?
>>33636094There's too few men that are both that and attractive, so they have to settle
>>33636086Oh hey, it's you!
>>33636097>>33636098good point
>>33636096That right there's a keeper, partner.
>>33636092because my wife will get suspicious. Pregnant women are pheromone dispensaries and other women can pick up on that from a mile away. If I come home smelling like another woman she will divorce me and take the kids, so I trust that you won't poke holes in my condoms, alright?
>>33636097>believing larpers who have never seen a vagina
>>33636095I agree but what if you really loved your wife but she wanted to have kids?
>>33636080That's when I bring all of your family members in front of you, crucify them (the dead one i bring them back from the dead), using a flamethrower I torch their skins until it's red and full of puss, the using a nail gun I rape their holes, then I do the same to you after you watched me do that then take a cleaver, split your head into two, rape the gap then piss on you
If you doing what you love then, stay away from usStay away from happiness cuz loneliness is here
>>33636078Anon this is your sign to stop posting. Go touch some grass, take a nap, throw your phone in a lake if you have to
>he is doing his thing again where he refuses to say NTA
Women, what's the most comical or funny way that you've been sexually harassed?
>>33636100>it's youAm I supposed to know you?
>>33636106I would not have kept dating her in the beginning if she said she wanted kids. I am very open about never wanting any.
I need some sexism passes, my daughter was crying yesterday that she didn't have any pink nerf guns and tactical gear, and now she's playing Vietnam with the neighbor kids after I got her some, I feel like I've earned at least 3-4 free sexisms.
>>33636112Interrupted your little flirt sesh with femanon? Get a room.
>>33636100She's quite the character, isn't she. Kind of adorable, really.
>>33636116>Playing VietnamIs she using Viet Cong style torture methods on the neighbors when she captures them?
>try dating a modern foid, its awful>try seeing a modern movie, nope>try watching a modern TV show, :retching noises:>try reading a modern book, it's tranny bathroom dribble>try playing a modern video game, it's the abyss of boredom>try cooking, modern groceries are overpriced sewage chicken>try going outdoors, modern air pollution giving me the eternal coof>try going stargazing the ancient pasttime, its just a dark sheet from the modern city lightsof all these problems the easiest to fix is foids?
Do you often dream of terrifying and violent anal rape?
>>33636119She has a foam knife and she "killed" her brothers with it a bunch so maybe.
>>33636116what will you even redeem them for?Getting to call your wife a coal burner when she's out with her boyfriend?
>>33636113It was the school autist sitting next to me in the chemistry lab. Pro tip, "I'd like to see you naked" isn't the best thing to say to a girl you've never talked to before
>>33636120watch an old movie or tv show or read an older book. shop at a local co-op instead of a massive chain. move to a small town.
>>33636114Not just from these few replies.Adiós.
>>33636122Only if I start liking it a few minutes in.
>>33636125But it's true. What do you have against honesty?
women are your opinions on peens who's head have a defined ledge?
>>33636117>flirt seshCringe
men, why didn't you save her?
Do any anons here have a life story similar to this? >On his way to the big city to audition for an A&R man and secure a record deal, his car is hit by a car load of drunks who then use heavy machinery to sever his hands. With his hands gone TJ falls out of the music business and becomes a homeless drunk with plastic hands. TJ Cray believes all is lost until one night he is awoken in the dirty warehouse he sleeps in by a pulsating rhythmic beat. There's an illegal rave party in the warehouse and TJ is found by Anamika, a computer artist, who takes him outside for fresh air. They become good friends after TJs plastic hands help him stop Anamika getting raped by knife wielding rave thugs. Anamika introduces TJ to her friends, including Geek, who replace TJs plastic hands with metal robot piano playing hands. Eventually TJ has a metallic cyber suit made for him and he pioneers electronic music, becoming an overnight sensation known as Cyberstorm.
>>33636126read and watched all the old stuffthere's no alternative to the massive chains hereI'm modern employed so I can't afford to move elsewherethey've even removed the option of living an ascetic life on a farming commune or something
>>33636132i fucking hate it, sorry
>>33636124My wife is brown as hell and still managed to crap out multiple blond kids somehow, so she's got some kind of anti-melanin thing going on at a genetic level.
>>33636139>read and watched all the old stuffno the fuck you haven't lmfaoooo
>>33636107I posses the bodies of my male family members you just killed and also revive myself and we all grow 4 cocks (each covered in thorns) and gang rape you then I piss all over after we're done then let you feel ashamed for a few minutes before killing you
I choose fake cuz I can never stop the bad voices
>>33636120>of all these problems the easiest to fix is foids?I mean just kill yourself if you are so so so utterly miserable with everything?
>>33636135that wasnt a guy?
>>33636135If I was there I probably would have gotten stabbed to death trying to help her but I made decisions to avoid being in the places where one gets niggerstabbed a long time so there's no overlap between her spaces and mine.
>>33636142I remember seeing this weird photo once of an Afro-American couple posing nude with their six naked babies on top of them and it looked weird. The skin coloration was so close that instead of babies it looked like they had living, baby-shaped tumors growing out of their bodies.
>>33636132i mean idk i would assume the mushroom might feel different in a good way than the torpedo but i wouldn't know? this is not something i particularly care about, it's like asking if i care if the soundtrack of a movie has violins or cellos. idk man, is the movie good? that's what i care about.
I hate being a grower, being seen soft is so embarrassing :/
>>33636142maybe her grandparents were blond? it happens
>>33636135>woman gets on public transport after dark>after voting to release all the criminals>and with zero situational awarenessShe would have unironically been better with a group of marauding Russians.
>>33636143>no the fuck you haven't lmfaooooyou have no idea how hard I go.>>33636146its on the table
Do you think Yogi Bear ever sexually molested his cousin Boo Boo?
>>33636151this so much!
>>33636154anon there's enough old media in existence that if you started watching and reading the day you were born and never stopped for anything you wouldn't even be halfway done before you died at age 200
>>33636151From my experience, women love to get a cock from soft to hard.
i really really want to be raped
>>33636158only if you grossly overestimate the amount of quality classical material
>>33636160Same
>>33636160no you don't
>>33636160I will slap some sense into you, boy.
>>33636152She has a white grandmother and her dad has repeatedly insisted that they are descended from Alexander the Great, which I am extremely skeptical of but the 3/4 blond kids has not really helped in shutting down his delusions so I just don't say anything now. Imagine a fat turkish man wearing the American flag jacket and insisting he's more American than you in a shitty accent while talking about "Make Murika Grat Gain" and you know my holidays with my in laws.
>>33636131Honesty without tact is like a prostate exam with no lube
I got lunch with her today. I'm not sure if this girl I'm hanging out with is giving lukewarm normie euro political takes or if I've just failed to give her permission to reveal her powerlevel since the country she's from is pretty rightwing, but I know the youth is typically not. I could probably ask her for her take on her country's president and then tell her the American perspective on him and see how she reacts to it.Dunno if this is going the friendship route or the romantic route yet. There's some things that might cause compatibility issues so I might just see how things escalate over time.
>>33636169That sounds fun.
>>33636067That's Christian "Crust" Pickup and David Firth btw, the guys behind Salad Fingers, Devvo and all the fat pie stuff
women do you want to try to pull free that one ingrown hair on my chin amongst my stubble
why do women even wear makeup?If you keep making yourself look like a different person you might as well save on makeup supply costs and get plastic surgery at that point.
>>33636172oh yeah I think I remember the fingers thing, was pretty cringe but probably fun for kids. devvo sounds british
>>33636174what did she do to get her mugshot taken?
>>33636175>Salad Fingers>Fun for kidsThe character literally accidentally killed someone in gruesome ways nearly every episode. That shit was not for kids.
>>33636170>since the country she's from is pretty rightwingPoland?Why are you being coy about it?
>>33635935Yes
>>33636174>why do women even wear makeup?To impress other women
>>33636174that's part of the reason why they always say men gatekeep relationships.Once the makeup comes off, the playing field gets evened DRASTICALLY.
>>33636177she tried bombing a booth at an anime con in Texas because it featured V-tubers
>>33636178only (mentally) children like omg so spoopy stuff
>>33636166for me abuse = love so rape is like the ultimate way to show someone loves me
>>33636184holy fucking based
>>33636127And you thought you should say hi? Also, if you're >>33635686, then you still act nicer than you actually are.
Men, why are you mentally ill
>>33636174Did you think that eyelids are naturally sparkly blue or something
>>33636182>Once the makeup comes off,NTAThe great thing about manicures and nail polish is that they stay on for days. Another win for us handfags.
>>33636174you're using cosplay as an example?? it's a costume, she's literally intending to look like someone who she is not, are you stupid??
>>33636184a little radical and violent but her heart was in the right place
>>33636182I love how upsetti women got at the makeup remover app
>>33636174she looks cute without makeup
>>33636190I was molested, isolated, unloved, hit, and raped. It be what it do
>>33636182>>33636174how do you faggots not see through that shit?I've never looked at a woman and wasn't able to imagine what she looks like without paint on her face. Most women look plain and potato faced underneath, you learn that at like 15 or whenever the fuck you first have a girl sleep over.Nice self report though.
>>33636190Because women
>>33636196most women do but women insist on wearing it anyway. it's part of the tragic existence of the modern foid.
>>33636135Women voted for this
>>33636190bullying probably
>>33636193women will literally walk around like that all the time. Maybe not the costume, but sure as hell the same amount of makeup as picrel.
>>33636205if they got bullied it was their fault for being weak and weird
>>33636187That's not a healthy and sustainable idea.You can have rough sex, even quite BDSM stuff, but not outright rape and genuine abuse.You can live out a ton of stuff in roleplays and with a partner who cares for you and who you trust, but then especially aftercare is very important.
>>33636190Nature and nurtureRuns in the family and had a difficult upbringing
>>33636207maybe you see a few daily irl, but it might be a special occasion for them. some just like it because it's fun. on social media they do it because they want to be models. the average woman does not wear that much makeup every day
>>33636208ok, and?
>>33636189I'm not that anon.
>>33636174>>33636184>waaa this one V-tuber said something nice about men on twitter and I don't like it>I will now bomb and terrorize any and all events that feature themwhy are women like this?
How come mentally ill men have no sympathy for bpd women who experienced the same shit and worse?
>>33636211>the average woman does not wear that much makeup every dayyou don't go outside too much do you? Or are you an oldfag?
>>33636215a question; do you really thnk the inverse happens? that bpd women have sympathy for mentally ill men who experience the same shit and worse?
How much of a disappointment am I if I ended up relapsing after a couple years of being clean?
>>33636175>probably fun for kidsI don't think it was ever intended for kids lmao >devvo sounds britishBecause it was, they're from Doncaster>>33636185>omg so spoopyIt has an unsettling atmosphere but I never got this impression from it or like they set out to make something intentionally edgy. His stuff has a lot of artistic merit imo
>>33636215because my heart belongs to autistic girls.
>>33636190hmm where do I even begin? got molested by couple of men and my class mates, my mom was neglectful and would very rarely spend time with me, she would always treats other kids better than me, my dad was a drunk asshole and he was terrifying, he would also never let me go outside so I spent my entire childhood and my teens alone in my room and I never developed social skills so now I struggle to make friends and the few I had I'm always stressing about them leaving me because I have abandonment issues>inb4 lol what a fag
I'm horny!
>>33635686Fuck, this is not going well. There's a lot of crying and barely intelligible blabber coming from both me and her.I imagined this playing out a lot better in my head, but none of this is easy. My heart is telling her I want to give her a chance to see if she can change for the better and if we can emerge from this as a better fitting couple, but I also can't get rid of this uneasy feeling in the back of my head and heart that she's not the one and not what I want in a woman. That she's not the one I see myself with.
>>33636214Did booblet really go full psycho over some pickme not being a rabid manhater?
>>33636215I do have a lot of sympathy for them lol, I have friends and have dated girls with diagnosed bpd>>33636219Two years clean is a big deal and you should still be proud. You can get back on the wagon anon, ygmi
>>33636219based if nyquil/mescaline/cocainecringe if porn/alcohol/weed
>>33636221>nose ringShe's normie faking it for attention
>>33636209my ex would insult me and made me believe she was gonna leave me as punishment for making her angry but then she would be nice to me too, I miss her so much even though my friends said she was horrible
>>33636228It was oxycodone.
>>33636221literally her.I guess stereotypes exist for a reason
>>33636215but I do
>>33636221>cow ring>attention seeking video>my friends suck btw>>33636230This^
>>33636215>How come mentally ill men have no sympathyIf you are asking about the incels here, they have no sympathy for anybody. Not even other incels.>>33636224Is this some retarded online shit or why are you typing here?
>>33636218I feel bad for the male anons who got raped, yeah
women would you rather be with a man who>had a crush on tifaor>had a crush on aerith
>>33636173I can just pluck it with tweezers for him.
>>33634981Why are there horse dildos?What is wrong with women?
>>33636246I can't judge tbf as a clopper, Rarity could get it
>>33636174It’s makeup. It’s like complaining that people wear clothes because they are actually naked without it.
I gt a 100 on the Unc test </3 (more than 5 = unc)
>>33636224Aaaand she drove off. She left. I thought we could have gotten through the majority of the date at first, but I couldn't hold my uneasiness and body language and she noticed it immediately. Did I do a shitty thing asking her out on a date only to break up with her? Or was it inevitable and something that needed to happen?My heart is in shambles right now. I should be feeling good about finally getting this off my chest and finally ridding myself of her, but I feel awful. I miss her. I miss the good times already. Even though I know it wouldn't work out or it wasn't mean to be from my end.Did I fuck up by letting it linger this long? Did I string her along out of fear of hurting her feelings by rejecting had I told her by the 2nd or 3rd date?
>>33636234my condolences. Luckily opioid addictions are all front heavy. If you can go 2 weeks without it, then you can easily go a month, if you manage a month, then you're essentially clean and it's all mental after that.Just make sure that whenever impulses come, the threshold to act on them is really high.Good luck anon.>>33636235was about to post this kek.
>>33636244Aerith for sure.Tifa men are oof.
>>33636244MBut for me, it's Tifa
You guys think I can be fluent in chinese?
>>33636244mine likes zack
>have gf>gf was jealous I had a female friend before her>stop speaking to her because of gf>regret as I had other friends, retarded move, whatever time passes>gf messages and says she bumped into the girl outside and apparently she has cancer>says she is having a party at old friends house and even though we dont speak anymore thought I might wanna come along, says this to gf who also used to be sort of friends with her >gf tells me because its news>express concern because its pretty mad and ive never known anyone to have cancer>say I dont believe gf>ask further questions>turns out this whole thing was a lie and she was uber shit testing me>now wants to break up because I expressed ''too much concern''WHAT THE FUCK ITS CANCER OF COURSE IM GONNA BE QUESTIONING I DONT KNOW ANYONE WITH CANCER WHY MAKE THAT UP
>>33636246lilijunex has showed me that women who complain about dicks being "too big" are whiny losers and that it's entirely a skill issue.Big dicks "hurting" is a psyop by women who are too lazy to train themselves to take it all in
>>33636262bpd
>>33636244yuffie moid
>>33636246slow down brohave you had a fantasy in your life? Like, warhammer 40k, dreamt about having power armor, a sword from Tolkein, etc.What makes a fantasy dildo any different? It's not like it's a real penis
>>33636259>ching chong ping pong haiyaaahhhhif you can translate that, you're on the right track
>>33636264I mean what the fuck and on a work night? bitch knows I have to be up at 5am. Why am I a terrible person for expressing concern at someone I was friends with at one point for having cancer?????????????????? damn thats LOW
>>33636262tl;dr
>>33636272tldr: Gf lies a person I used to be friends with has cancer in attempt to catch me out
>>33636263God made some women lazy so that dicklets can make someone happy.
>>33636274*ex gf now LMAO
>>33636262How do men even meet women like this? How hot are both of you?
>>33636135I mean...
>>33636268omg!! that is racist
Women, how much money do you expect your boyfriend to earn?
Living in the Balkans is very hard because every night at least one gypsy has to play very loud music at night.
>>33636151If my bf's dick doesn't triple in size for me he doesn't love me
Anons, did I make the right choice breaking up with her?There's a hole in my heart that I made with my own hands and it feels so empty right now....
>>33636265Isn't she like underaged? :/She certainly acts like a retarded child.
>>33636280Funny if true, but how do you know that's her?
>>33636262Well, your GF is shitty, sorry you had to find out this way. Trade her for a better one.
>>33636286do I 100% break up with my cancer lying gf rn? chat help me out here, this is FUCKED
>>33636283Maybe 30,000Idk.
>>33636284Move to Germany and play very loud music at night there
>>33636284I moved abroad. Balkan people ended up infesting my house. It has become Balkans.
>>33636283how much do these women make wtf
>>33636286breakups aren't normal so you probably fucked up. biologically speaking it was never supposed to be a game of trying out different gfs/bfs until you found one like you were shopping. so good fucking job, idiot
>>33636151Put it in her mouth and allow her to get you hard the reaction is always fun.
>>33636244Everyone who writes her name like that instead of as Aeris should be put to death.
>>33636292I'm not a gypsy.
>>33636287>She certainly acts like a retarded child.yeah she's just like me
>>33636213Just to make sure: when was the last time we talked?
>>33636284hot
>>33636296what about if my gf is lying about someone having cancer
>>33636244Left is prettier but right has boobs and I love boobs.
>>33636290>chatTerrible troll.
>>33636290>cancer lying gfI'm sorry but I'm too boneheaded and hopped up from whatever brain chemicals and neurotransmitters that flow out whenever a person has a burst of sadness to process what you're trying to say
>>33636283Men will always spout how they're supposed to be providers and traditional gender roles and all that.But when women ask you to provide for them you fold immediately and start rageposting on 4chinz. Aren't women supposed to be the emotional irrational ones? Smh.
>>33636283>>33636294nagthis is the worst crime of modern foids. they're just completely detached from $$$$ reality.
>>33636308No im serious I dont know what to do now she seems to be sort of regretting it and is asking me to block her, is this the right decision
>>3363628340k seems reasonable. My bf is rich, though.
>>33636302Femanon, that might be an issue!
>>33636305It's not, it's fucking annoying because even if you call the cops they stop for 5 minutes then go back to blasting their shitty music for the whole block to hear.
>>33636288it was on her social media
>>33636306you fucked up somewhere. probably jumping into the relationship in the first place, even then you know what they say- two wrong don't make a right.so good going idiot, you fucked everything up
>>33636244My JRPG dates/bfs were the kind who platonically idealize the male protagonist and his mentors, not the weirdos who wank over waifus. I don't think the waifu wankers go out and talk to girls in real life
>>33636313Don't be a woman and act while emotions are high. Take some time to calm down, weigh your options. Then break up with her.
>>33636300Once you're in Allemanya your ethnicity is irrelevant
I dont hate women anymoreI just dont want to acknowledge them at all anymore>female waitressdifferent restaurant>female casheerself checkout>female customerplease go talk to the secretary
I just drank a health shot, but I don't feel healthy at all.Women, explain yourselves.
>>33636321>gf is a piece of shit>it's moids' faultreason and accountability
>>33636327You're supposed to take it rectally.
>>33636294A few of them might be professional daughters
>>33636317Just join them
>>33636326rent free, furniture included, newly renovated, pets allowed, top story with big balcony and sizeable parking garage + storage unit.
>>33636327What was in it.
>>33636330lol
>>33636311Only a few retards idolising the past do that. Tradwifes have almost always been a luxury of the upper class.
>>33636294It's probably rage bait Or they have been completely disconnected from the peasant class since upbringing
>>33636258she was always hotter>>33636253based unc>>33636322>don't think the waifu wankers go out and talk to girls in real lifecan confirm I don't (I mean I do at work but that's about it)>>33636326that's hella gay bro>>33636283America is mentalmeanwhile on the council estate people are impressed I have a job, half the women I know are on universal credit/PIP
>>33636262Holy shit break up with her. Literally what the hell
>>33636333Orange, mango, tumeric extract, ginger extract, Vitamin C+D and a bunch of minerals.
>>33636340Who's your waifu
>>33636342that makes nerve gas
>>33636311I think if you come to 4chan for a rational discourse, most of the time you are going to have a shitty interaction.And replying to incel ragebait is never a good idea anyway.
>>33636262BPDemon?ngl I'd break up. The isolating you from your friends and shittesting you is only going to get worse lol, ime. The pussy ain't worth it my drilla
>>33636311Your peasant ass can live comfortably with 90k annually
>>33636342>nerve gas shotNo wonder you feel like shit
>>33636340Stop spam massreplying.
>>33636331see>>33636300and even if I wanted to, I'm not a gyPOO so I'm not immune to the law.
>>33636351You could have a cute gipsy gf
>>33636347I aint got no friends man the situation is pretty dire, I just dunno what to do anymore, used to the bpdemon, dont think id make new friends, shits genuinely looking bad. I got a job and hobbies so its not all bad but the social side is just bad.
Women, is a cucumber thick?For…. You know…
>>33636349>>33636345I can't believe this is how it ends. At least I can say I lived an empty and hollow life spent in almost it's entirety in front of a monitor staring at text on a screen. Just like god intended.
>>33636262This is the quintessential bpd game. Anyone who has been with one has gone through this. Just drop the bitch and move on. She’ll probably “forgive you” (her forgiveness is still part of the game btw) but she’ll play an even more dramatic and more emotionally ripping game with you in about 3-4 weeks time. This will go on until she gets bored of you and ultimately leaves you. Better to get out while you’re still ahead
God, save the King.
>>33636352I vomit.
>>33636340>America is mentalAmericas coastal cities are absurdly wealthy.
>>33636285My dick is like the grinch’s heart but it’s still embarrassing being seen soft
>>33636354for what? Say it. SEXIs it thick for SEX? Is it thick for HOT SWEATY SEX?For when I put it in my tight little PUSSY?Is that what you're asking?If putting it in my moist little love hole is going to hurt? If I will whimper out of pleasure or pain? If putting shoving SO FUCKING DEEP inside me that it TURNS MY BRAIN OFF??Is that what you're asking, hm?
Who's the richest moid of atoga?
>>33636353It’s better to be alone than to be tortured by someone you’re willing allowing to be a part of your life. Just dump her
>>33636366Puta.
>>33636350>replying to five posts is "spam mass replying">>33636344I have to pick just one?>>33636353you shouldn't stay with her just because you have no other social life/she's an easy option>>33636364is there gold in the water or somethingjust crazy how much wealth is going around desu while you have so many homeless and people who can't even afford food. glad I don't live there>>33636367idk but I'm the poorest
>>33636367Accounting for money and age, probably me. That’s enough bragging for the day
I hate women so fucking much...
>>33636374Give a number
>>33636283Around average. I don’t know how to write it but I wish they are happy with their job. Passionate or whatever
I love women so fucking much
>>33636342You'll have a healthy glow tomorrow. It's not a potion, it's food. It goes in your tummy and then your body does with it what it wants. Might make you a bit warmer today though depending on how much vitamin C.
>>33636367I can afford you
>>33636366NTAWhy did you make it so hot.....
>>33636378>>33636375
>>33636354Are you as cool as a cucumber?
>>33636353Reconnect with nocancer girl. Once that's re-established and stable so you're not effectively an abused housewife, break it off with your abuser.
>>33636322every single normie ho grew up with this game had a crush on either one of them. Even batmanhttps://youtu.be/D2uvOx9n5dA?t=13
>>33636371Strength of the US dollar, a very well developed financial system and industries where a single worker can create a lot of value (finance and tech)
>>33636246What if I told you the vast majority of horse dildos are purchased by men
>>33636385Jesus reminds me of him. :)
>>33636366Yes
>>3363637624, 185k~ NW (stocks, crypto, cash)Porsche 718 Cayman 2025
>>33636391Of whom?
Post what you severely despise about the opposite gender in a Dr. Seuss type rhyme to the best of your ability.
>>33636392cucumbers do in fact come in many different sizes
>>33636244FTifa. Aerith is living in a scrap yard selling flowers for 1gil. She’s obnoxiously innocent it’s annoying.
>>33636387cant, not talked in like 1.5 years, not sure if it would work but I think im going to let this die, I think its time she has wasted 1.5 hours of my life and I'm now going to be sleep deprived as im up at 5am for work, I cant believe shed fucking do this im going to be so tired due to this bullshit.
women, how do you feel after watching this webm?
At what time do you eat your last meal of the day?
>>33636398go sleep, don't waste time with her for the next few days, if she pushes, tell her you'll be taking some time before having a talk
>jokey conversation with bf about my boobs + bulking/cutting at the gym and how I'm afraid to lose what I have>ask what he'd do if he had boobs>says he'd try to get the best boobs, like e-cups>I'm just a b, small enough to go braless, present but not even medium size>he backtracks and says "I don't even know what I'm talking about, I don't know what size an e is"Does he hate my breasts?
>>33636400...is this what sexual abuse feels like?
>>33636400Juices are secreting from my nono spot
>>33636366This is the hottest fucking post I have ever read on atoga, maybe even all of 4chan.Fuck...
>>33636401 April 1, 33 AD
>>33636395Plenty of women are great but they still don't let men concentrate, instead making us want to grate our teeth to play nice while in reality it's a roll of the dice. Continue to sacrifice life and joy meanwhile she's using us like a toy getting dick from other boys.
State genderHereditary baggy eyes: Hot or not
>>33636403based womanbrain>ask what he'd do if he had boobs>says he'd try to get the best boobs, like e-cupsat this point he was literally thinking what he'd do if he had tiddy, banter with his bros style>I'm just a b, small enough to go braless, present but not even medium size>and get insecure since I'm a retardexpected>he backtracks and says "I don't even know what I'm talking about, I don't know what size an e is"here he remembered you're a retard, I mean woman, and fumbled since he's a cuck
>>33636409MDepends.Show them.
>>33636366
>>33636401Around midnight. Last time I had one bite before I fell asleep at the desk
Why are the only things women will know how to joke about either sex, relationships, or their bodies?It takes a herculean effort to find women who are just classically funny. But it's pretty worth it.
Good night, I hate women.
as a woman with b cups i would like a bf who titmogs me with his big sweaty pecs thank you
>>33636415That’s literally all guys joke about
>>33636401Usually between 5pm and 7pm.Very rarely later, usually only if I took longer cooking or I'm taking an illegal snack.
>>33636418this is why I lift...
>>33636413Jealousy is unattractive.
>>33636419nuh uh
>>33636416Rest well, king. We need more hating tomorrow
>>33636418me on the right
>>33636409MHopefully hot, I have em lol :/On women, depends on the skin complexion
>>33636367>tfw my monthly charity donations just declined cause I have no money in my bank account>>33636389crazy how much tech workers make in the US vs. yurop lolidk personally I'd rather be poor than sell my soul to corporations>>33636395I dislike when women are coyAnd toy with you under their ployTo trick and deceive with tricks up their sleeve While still calling you such a good boySugar, spice and everything niceWe sacrifice and heed the adviceFrom women whomst we are told are delightsWhile keeping knives under their pillows at nightMy friend called Lee he pulled a baddieDressed to the nines, so lucky was heOr so he thought, until he was caughtWith his balls chopped off for the bitch was crazy>>33636409M, hot but biased>>33636401I haven't eaten in over 24 hours...
>>33636411It didn't make me insecure at the time though, I joked about him getting boobs the size of his entire body first. Actually upon reflection I was the one who started directing it into huge=better.But yes I suppose I am jumping to several conclusions based on my own neurotic biases against myself. He does treat my breasts well and they get him hard, although I know he'd prefer larger.
>>33636424uh huh
>>33636418My bf has bigger t&a than me, I only win him in the tummy department
>>33636435You've got a bigger tummy than your bf?
>>33636435What is the sex like?
>>33636366I want a femanon to record herself saying this.I'd even give her something in return.
Ngl I can kind of understand the appeal of the bachelor life Whenever I've dated girls in the past I've missed the free time and money I previously had, and it sucks having to act more normal and ambitious etc.I kinda understand people who just have casual flings that don't affect/change the rest of their life. But this also seems empty and kinda degenerate like it's more effort than it's worth desuGuess being a loner is just the easiest option...
State Gender Is a woman allowed to have a personal bank account and emergency fund as a way of hedging her bets in a divorce?Does this imply that she thinks the marriage can go badly?
>>33636294More than you or me. The pay gap is actually inversed among younger men and women.I'm gonna try and get hot, I'm never going to provide for a woman, either I'm a trophy husband for some girl who is a neurosurgeon or I'm not making it at all.
>>33636366moid hands...
>>33636455M>Is a woman allowed to have a personal bank account and emergency fundThis bait is getting weak bro
>>33636455MI think it's ok to have your own savings.But at some point it probably makes sense to put them together.
>>33636397I read once that she was implied to be a prostitute lol
>>33636382>>33636370>>33636448>>33636406That was a man that wrote that you retards.
>>33636455FYesNo
>>33636455M, yes that's ALLOWED, but I wouldn't say its healthy or a good indicator of the status of the marriage
>>33636457You wish
>>33636449I can't even begin to relate. My free time doesn't go up or down when I'm dating. My money gets better because it's cheaper to split things. I think you're just doing it wrong
>>33636403I thought that pic was some fan art of Shego>Does he hate my breastsHe doesn't hate them but they are not his favorite
>>33636461nta but I would never want to tamper with a gf/wife's finances. If we're making an investment together like for a house/car or something then that's one thing, otherwise why do I need access to her money or to see how much she has...It's not a pleasant thought but at the end of the day shit can go south at any time or I could get dumped. Miss me with the shit of complicated finances or owing her stuffl lol
>>33636463I wish she was, just anything that would give her depth and personality
>>33636418What about a bf that is your titsmatch?
>>33636465I stand by what I said.
>>33636409MI fucken hate my permabaggy eyes
>>33636435I hope its cause you're pregnant
>>33636467>>33636461>>33636460>>33636466Then should a man have a prenup?
>>33636418I'm working on it.
>>33636455FI think women should be the sole providers more often. Some men are built for the house, just as some are born workers.
>>33636455If a dude is allowed paternity testing.
Atogan angels
>>33636485I have never thought about it, so I can't tell you if I'd get one.
>>33636449Yes, putting up a facade while dating is so tireing.
>>33636485You also have your own accounts, just like her. Just like everyone. Are you 18+?
>>33636489So you want a house husband?
Dear women, I get a nice, warm meal when I get home from work, right?
>>33636489Based, in my dream life I am a trophy house-husband waiting half naked in an apron for my wife to return home from work as I feed her delicious meals, give her shoulder rubs, and help her destress.
>>33636499nta, have you freaks considered authentic connection?
>>33636509Why are you asking me, you should know if you’re cooking or not
>>33636513These people are too fucking stupid to consider authentic connection. They stumble through life, gormless, never having actual friends or actual girlfriends, always thinking their total lack of connection is "as good as it gets". I'm so fucking tired of their posts on 4chan
>>33636470>My free time doesn't go up or down when I'm datingHow do you mean? Don't you spend time with her and talking to her and thus have less free time? >My money gets better because it's cheaper to split thingsI still spend more than I otherwise would. Even if we split, if I go out with her and do stuff I'm spending money vs. spending no money chilling at home>I think you're just doing it wrongProbably, I can never keep a girl interested for more than a few weeks anyway, even if she asks me out. I think they realise I'm a loser and get boredWith FWB on the other hand you don't have to worry about any of that, it's just sex and hanging out (one "gf" of mine just wanted to be FWB but I fumbled), so I can see the appeal. And I've met more girls who just want something casual. But like I said it just seems empty and degenerate to me desu. Like isn't it easier to just fap if you get horny...>>33636489Based postIdk I think I'm "built" for manual labour jobs and housekeeping desu. I'm just not business minded or good with money. I'll make 20 bucks then end up buying a homeless person cigarattes and beer lol>>33636499Fr. I get you should "beee yourself" and look for someone compatible etc. but some people are just not naturally likeable or sociable so you have to make the effort to act more normal. I always end up icking people by being weird>>33636513>authentic connectionWhat's that lol
Has skateboard femanon checked in recently?
>>33636455it is irresponsible and stupid not to have your own accounts
Is it true your pussy swoons for Benson Boon?
the feminine urge to vehemently fight against paternity testing
>>33636518>never having actual friends or actual girlfriends, always thinking their total lack of connection is "as good as it gets"I mean what do you suggest we do kek? I have tried over the years but wouldn't say I've ever "connected" with anybody>>33636512The way of the househusband...>>33636515Bro was not cooking w that post>>33636523Tbh I would also never want to have any kind of access to a gf's finances/bank account because I'm always one manic episode away from spending it all on cocaine and dumb shit lol
>>33636513Thay would ensure that I am single for the rest of my life
>>33636518They literally whine that they are alone while simultaneously saying they've only ever been in dishonest relationships where they pretend to be someone they aren't. lmao.
>>33636529>The way of the househusband...He is literally me but I have never watched the anime or read the manga
Moids, let's say it's true: all women are whoresWhy does that make you seethe?
>>33636524had to look him up. no it does not.
>>33636493where?
>>33636518>gormlessWhat a word.
>>33636515Oh, I was hoping for something that's usually served raw.
>>33636537why is your bait so weak lately anon? just distracted by life things?
>>33636537Becsuse it's a really weird lie?
>>33636526moid hands
>>33636537They don't fuck me.
>>33636537It doesn't, it sounds hot
>>33636519>How do you mean? Don't you spend time with her and talking to her and thus have less free time?If I ever want to do shit by myself, I just do it by myself. That could mean literally doing it by myself or it could mean me doing it in the same room as her or smth but without us chatting. e.g. me reading manga while she rests her head on my lap and reads through work emails. My free time doesn't go up or down because at no point am I prevented from doing what I want to do.>if I go out with her and do stuff I'm spending money As I said, I can't relate. I love going out and doing stuff with or without a gf. If anything I love how having a gf makes it easier to go out and do stuff. I save a lot more money in e.g. accommodation.>With FWB on the other hand you don't have to worry about any of that, it's just sex and hanging out LolLmaoLol!Lel!>>33636529>I mean what do you suggest we doNobody is born incapable of connecting with others. If you can't connect with anybody then that means something is stopping you from connecting with people. That could be something as serious as a schizoid disorder or something as comparatively unserious as dismissive attachment.
>>33636539Here, reading this right now..
>Alright everyone we have a newcomer today>welcome to "Ausists Anonymous" anon, would you like to introduce yourself?
>>33636533No, it wouldn't, but it would "narrow the dating pool" down to people who are actually compatible with you. They do exist, you aren't the unique snowflake you think you are.
Women, who's your boob twin in media?
>>33636553I have a confession to make, friends. I'm not an Aussie, I'm a Kiwi!then i piss on them
>>33636553no?...
the masculine urge to whine about not getting laid
>>33636552stupi
>>33636553Ausists? Is that like australians who fuck each other?
>>33636505Yeah, I've got one lined up too.>>33636512From what I can tell more men are open to it than women. I think a higher number of career-driven women should reflect on the benefits, since it's the same ones a housewife provides a man. The complaint can't be that "men are naturally worse at household tasks" when male cooks and janitors exist.Relationships should be more based on personalized dynamics than societally expected traditional ones.>>33636519>I'll make 20 bucks then end up buying a homeless person cigarattes and beer lolMy boyfriend is just like this kek. It's a sign of kind character though, anon.I wish you all the best in finding a hard-working partner.
>>33636556hellboy
the masculine urge to piss while sitting
>>33636537That's just an insult. The seething has to come first.If I'm not seething at people, why am I insulting them?People gotta teach you to hate them before you can hate themOtherwise what are we doing, hating people because you told us to?
>>33636558>>33636565>minor spelling mistakebrb I'm killying myself
>>33636570this girl was shocked to learn that i pissed standing up and then I remembered her one (1) ex was Ger"man"
>>33636570I wish I could piss so hard my toilet broke..
the masculine urge to repress sexual attraction to other men
>>33636534If I beee myself then that's an any% speedrun for her to lose interestIf I LARP as a normie then I can at least get a few dates and even to the gf stage before she quickly realises that I'm insane>>33636537That's right all women are WHORESWinding upHordesOfRetardsEverydayShitposting>>33636550>doing it in the same room as her or smth but without us chattingI've never dated a girl who didn't constantly talk>me reading manga while she rests her head on my lap and reads through work emailsAre you dating nerds or something?>I love going out and doing stuffMaybe that's where we're different then, I hate this>LolWhat's so funny m8???>If you can't connect with anybody then that means something is stopping you from connecting with peopleNo shit Sherlock>>33636553>Ausists AnonymousIs this for Australian speccies
How do I convince this guy that it's ok to call me mistress? We've had this conversation, he wants to, but never calls me that.
>>33636540That is not gormet>>33636546Skill issue desu>>33636567>male cooks and janitors existWe out hereI was a housekeeper at my last job and help in the kitchen at my current >It's a sign of kind character though, anonI will usually have some cigs and beer with them thoughThank you though that's sweet <3>>33636570Pissing standing up at home is for heathens and degenerates
>>33636588zap him with electricity on his urethra whenever he doesn't say it when he should, he'll learn fast
the feminine urge to crane your neck to the side to hold your pink dial up phone in place talking to your bff while painting your toe nails with one hand and scrolling through "hotguyzz.com" on your laptop with the other, sitting on your bed and occasionally looking up at your Zac Effron and One Direction poster and letting out an audible sigh of longing.
>>33636513>be born non-human freak>"just be authentic bro"thank you normies for your advice, but unless you euthanize us in childhood (not a bad idea) you have to deal with us complaining about our lifelong quest to pretend to be normal
>>33636588Even when you Domme him he doesn't?
Girl I was dating left the country. We neither agreed to breakup nor continue it, just to keep some contact. Only sent her a few texts since she left, replies taking a day now sometimes. Think this is the end. Time to go no contact for the foreseeable.
>>33636588have you tried asking him?
>>33636584Yeah, because you weren't compatible with them. You are going for quantity or "anything" over quality and authenticity.
>>33636594>anon mixes up girls with gay men again
hug
>>33636597Sorry, bro.
>>33636597>Time to go no contact for the foreseeablewow so mature
>>33636604I think he means he'll respond, but not initiate.
Women, how long do you have to be dating and/or boning before your hypothetical moid can ask you, without it being weird, if you want to hold it while he pisses?
>>33636594FI unironically did this and I'm the most healthy and well adjusted adult I know.Cry about it.
>>33636595if my severely autistic friend who talks about his special interest (world war 1 trench warfare) to anyone with a pulse can get a freak weirdo gf so can you. but you are wasting time with normies
>>33636590Fuck off, don't reply to me.
state genderDo you know any famous people?
>>33636602erection
>>33636614Yeah yer mum is pretty famous on OF
>>33636609>on your laptopand not>looking at teen magazines
>>33636607like a month
>>33636620damn, patience really is a virtue
>>33636588>mistress>has to convince
>>33636610That's good for him. I found a non-normie girl lately too, but she's not attracted to men. I'll let you know when I win the damn lottery.The smart thing to do is settle down with some normie girl and cope with it. Probably better than what I'm doing, which is obviously dying alone.
>>33636614yeahI saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>33636615one time this girl i went out with wanted to cuddle on my couch and I had to sit in a really awkward position to hide my boner
Did femanons celebrate National Little Black Dress Day on the 1st?
>>33636622When I crush his balls he just moans, he might be too submissive for my liking.
>>33636623>smartest thing to do You must be pretty fucking stupid then
>>33636606Yeah, only initiated 2 text convos, but she killed both by taking a day to reply after a few messages. Idk, we both really like eachother but there's just no future for us together in the next 6-12 months. Still think she's pulling back hard though.
>>33636588You have to reprimand him when he doesn't. He has no incentive to do it currently. So give him a light slap or squeeze the beans and frank until her learns.
>>33636624based, thanks thingsthatneverhappenedGPT
>>33636599I'm not "going" for anything but if a cute girl shows interest I'm not gonna say no lolI've dated nerds and stacies, I don't seem to be compatible with anyone
>>33636614When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. SO when there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in, but Keanu Reeves.I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him, as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Keanu, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Keanu put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
>>33636633>newfag moment
>>33636633You are a disgrace.
>>33636626Why hide it?
>>33636588Tell him to do something, then ask "what do you say"? If he looks confused, ask "what do good boys say"?
>>33636633Do you really not recognize this classic? Have the times really changed that much?
>>33636637>>33636636>>33636640gottem
>>33636636>>newfag momentIrony, or post-irony?
men who purposefully re-position themselves and pull away their hips when the have a boner while cuddling or after a hug need to be executed.Do you have any idea the amount of disrespect you show when doing this to us? :(
>>33636624top 3 fav copypastas ever
mmmmm femanon tummy
>>33636629Just too stubborn since I grew up with a pretty shitty relationship with other kids. Kissing normie ass too much leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I envy the more pliable people here who can just swallow all of people's bullshit and play games of pretend without getting bitter about it. But yeah I'm going down my way, at least. I better get to see my real planet on the other side of this garbage.
>>33636643We don't want to make you uncomfy :/
>>33636635Oh man, that reminds me of the time I met Keanu at a hospital in Pittsburgh. We were there to see a Steelers game, and on the way into the stadium my mom slipped and broke her ankle. She was in a lot of pain. While we were in the ER, I looked over and saw that Keanu was there too. I’m a big fan so I said hello and we started up a conversation. After a few minutes he came over to my mothers bedside to introduce himself. He asked what was wrong, and Mom told him about her ankle, which was really hurting. Then he kind of looks around and asks mom if he can help. Skeptical, she said sure, just thinking that he was talking about thoughts and prayers. He closes the little curtain and puts his hands on Mom’s broken ankle. He closes his eyes, and suddenly this blue light starts coming from his hands. He directs his healing powers into my mother’s ankle, and under the skin we can see the bones reconnecting and healing. My mom started crying and speaking in tongues, but K remained steadfast. 30 seconds later she was completely healed and walked out of the hospital and got into the new car that K give us the keys to. Turns out he was at the hospital to cheer up sick kids and he gave away all his organs that day.
>>33636638i don't know, i thought it would have been awkward since we haven't slept together yet. is it normal for guys to chill with an erection?>why notshe wanted to cuddle but said she didn't feel comfortable kissing. i wasn't sure if i should push it
>>33636638nta but if I have learned anything from this thread its that hiding my boner is counter productive. If she puts her head in your lap then you can probably try poking her cheek with your boner.
>>33636643I don't.I am proud of the effect you have on my cock.
>>33636645my belly has a little divot in the middle and when i take a bath and shift just above the water the water will make a little pool in the line and i can roll my tummy so the water like flows like a river along it and pools in my belly button like a lake
Women, how do you decide if you want to show cleavage?
if a woman were to walk around barefoot in India for a whole day while going to as many public bathrooms as possible, would you then at the end of the day take her up on her offer to let you fuck her however you wanted if you licked her feet completely clean?
>>33636643You can thank the feminists for that, but I never understood those guys too. You're a man, you're supposed to be attracted to females and get hard when you're cuddling.
>>33636643Stop wiggling so much >:(
>>33636639This doesn't work, I have to motivate him, he has to fear me.
>>33636656is it to hot to wear a hoodie > wear a top with a lower neckline
>>33636656my uncle tells me when to do it, so he can show me off to his middle aged friends at their weekly poker game where I work as a waitress/eye candy
>>33636654what is a divot?
>>33636656I wake up and if the clothes I put on need to display my boobs then I put on a bra. Usually on an off day, they don't.
>>33636663nta but I already told you how in the first reply dumb cow
>>33636643I just didn't want to creep girls out...My ex didn't mind it though
>>33636658how hot is she?
>>33636663Based. So why not punish him until he shows you proper deference?
>>33636671If I zapped you would you call me mistress?
>>33636658This is stupid.No, feet are unattractive.
>>33636668apparently it's a grass term, but it's just like... a long thin shallow trench? i guess? a crease.
>>33636664So you usually show some?
>>33636673hot enough to be genuinely paranoid and insecure as for why she chose to be with you instead of kicking it on some rich guy's yacht.
>>33636676no, but I also don't have a dick
>>33636643Look if we have went all the way then I wouldn't care. But I don't have a lot of experience with these things.
>>33636674I'm doing that, but he gets used to the punishments and enjoys them, I have to come up with ways to surprise him.
>>33636682idk, it depends how long it would take to clean if it is like an hour then no, if its 5min then yes
I am owed a bra-less femanon gfLiterally.Right now the cosmic scale of justice is slightly off balance and can only reach equilibrium if I get a bra-less femanon gf
>>33636681i usually wear sweatshirts.
/atoga/sisters what are you doing to protect children from trumps pedophillic dictatorship?
>>33636683You don't have experience from neither side then
Is God the ultimate momcest fag? Dude impregnated his own mom then gave birth to himself.
>>33636680I see, thinking about tummy lake now..
>>33636695This drawing is a lot shittier than I expected, and I didn't expect much.Anyway, I don't care. Americans have made it pretty clear that they want to live a life of subservience to pedophiles over and over again. So it's a them problem at this point.
>>33636691ugh, fine, come here.*shoves your head into my nonexistent cleavage*happy?
>gf refers to intimacy as “sus”im gonna run into traffic
>>33636695suspiciously small titties
>>33636705Its a body of a 13 year old girl what do you expect
>>33636703fuck off slut, I want him. do you know how hard it is to find a man who will love a useless chestlet like me?You can't take that away from me
Femanons, how do (You) like your first kiss with a new person?
>>33636711non-consensual
Speaking of yachts, anyone else think it's pathetic how some rich people try to flex with their small Lamborghini yachts?You're better off renting a proper yacht than spending millions on a small yacht just to say you own one because you can't afford a big yacht lol
>>33636711i've only been kissed once. idk if i have preferences yet. i want it to be quiet and soft i guess.
>>33636709You incels and your roleplays are getting weirder by the day.
>>33636418I HATE YOU i want that too but mine are not small i'm going to have a sad shower because of this now
The masculine urge to submit to the more dominant male
>>33636719that is hella gay
browsing /atoga/ at this hour where euros go to sleep and burgers come home from work/go online is like watching Dr Jekyll transform into Mr. Hyde (Sam Hyde that is, haha get it, like the ukrainian fighter pilot haha)
>>33636714I have been to Monaco once and some of the yachts there were fucking insane.Some people live completely different lives from me.
>>33636713Like a stolen kiss at the end of the date?
>>33636703>happy?you have no idea
>>33636718Enjoy the hot water dripping off your big knockers
>>33636725my sleep schedule is messed up but i'll try to act like an american
>>33636726I reckon it's a few billionaires renting several of them out. I just don't see the point of owning a small one lol
>>33636714It's really depressing to think that millionaires and billionaires will cut costs and lower the quality of their product and work, put innocent people out of work, and work their devoted employees to the bone, just so they can desperately try and show off to their rich friends that they're totally rich too. I can't imagine the level of neuroticism that exists at that level of society. And is it ever worth It? Clearly not, if they feel the need to constantly drive up their profit margins at any moral cost necessary. Talk about lunacy.
>>33636733alright me too.Hey there Jonathan Miller. How's the bud light?Anyhoot, how about all dem ICE raids, huh? Crazy works. Have you seen the-HOLY COW, is that the new Ford Pickup truck that they released? Yeeehaw partner, you got yourself a hell of a deal. Wanna celebrate it over steak and eggs with a side of mac and cheese? We could go to waffle house after and get some chicken and waffles and if you're up for it we'll head to the "bad part of town" if you catch my drift, and get some soul food.Whacha say?
>>33636725>where euros go to sleepI'm not even always home from work at this time>like watching Dr Jekyll transform into Mr. Hydeisn't it the other way round when we go from yuro to burger hours jk
>>33636748Is that what my culture is to you, a fucking joke?
>*You having sex*>He says: "I'm gonna cum!"Femanon, what's your next move?
>>33636714>$4 millionidk as someone who makes minimum wage the life of rich people is completely irrelevant and quite frankly retarded to me
>>33636753Do not cum.
>>33636753do a 360 and leave
>>33636753Make him cum in me.
>>33636748patrolling atoga almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
>>33636758What if he can't hold back any longer?
I'm beginning to notice that a few people haven't been showing up lately.
>>33636753denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance
omw to fuck femanon
>>33636764School started.
>>33636680A divot is when I swing my golf club too deep and scalp the grass leaving a dirt hole and usually a pile of grass just ahead of it
>>33636770nvm, line too long
>>33636768But cum is an anti depressant for women? :(
>>33636770touhou fans could never do that
What kind of dancing/dance moves do you want to see your gf/wife perform with you being her audience, moidanon?
>>33636770>>33636773you think you're so clever, huh?
I wonder if my thread crush thinks of me
>>33636776Assuming I'm the sole attendee?
>>33636774do it twice then
>>33636774JH would disagree
>>33636776twerking but instead of her ass she uses her tummy
>>33636781Right
>>33636775Toushit retards confirmed too retarded to ride a tricycle.
manons, can you have sex 3 consecutive times? (you're the one doing all the work)
>>33636780Having a thread crush at all is just pathetic anon.
>>33636781no, her bull is also present
>>33636776You slam that as down and get on all fours in your lingerie.
>>33636782That's more like it!
>>33636784I thought you were about to say 'but instead of her ass her pussy' ^^'even though her tummy doesn't make sense either
>>33636776Caramelldansen
>>33636788Define "consecutive".If a 15 mins break inbetween is included, most likely.Why would you not want to do any of the work?
>>33636788yeah, I've trained myself to not cum when I orgasm, so my body doesn't need a refractory period and I can go as many times as I want.
I think about my thread crushs cock
>>33636788I have, yes.
Dropped my spaghetti with beautiful womanAt least she’ll remember me, r-right?
Women, is it a red flag if a man buys you Hello Kitty or Sanrio panties?
>>33636785>>33636776Probably some pole dances, then.
>>33636788My reload takes some time before I'm ready for the next round. As far as stamina goes, yeah I can do all the lifting, thrusting, and cardio necessary.
>>33636804erm... hello kitty is sanrio
>>33636800Is it big?
>>33636809Yeah :3
Just got the Goon Notification
>>33636808Yeah but I wanted to include Kurumi and the rest of Hello Kitty's friends
>>33636799no, the cum is necessary to count how many times you finished the act>>336367981 hour must not pass>Why would you not want to do any of the work?simply because i'm not male
>>33636799Huh, how are you doing this. This sounds like some Batman Tibetan Monk training bullshit.
>>33636755You can rent a nice yacht for 20k per week already. Don't need to be rich.
>>33636789I am pathetic
>>33636812Does he know you like it?
We are all going to die in agony and I want to be alive as long as posible so I can enjoy the pain and suffering that manking has brough upon it self.
>>33636821I'm not sure
>>33636814erm... she's called Kuromi, this man should not spend money on things he does not knowyou could ask him to buy a transparent fleshlight and he comes back with a ps2 blue controller style glowstick
okay i've been thinking and maybe having a thread crush isn't a good idea
>>33636816>1 hour must not passSo you mean cumming three times in one hour? That is alright.>simply because i'm not maleDeadfishsex is not particularly interesting in the long run.If you don't join in, I might as well just jerk off.
>>33636746You think only at that level of society? Every moron in the world with 10 dollars in their bank account is doing the same. Normies can't stop trying to prove who has the bigger dick and best life. They do it at the bottom and the top
>>33636826What happen
>>33636790KEK
>>33636824>you could ask him to buy a transparent fleshlightwhy did you use this as your example...
>>33636822In agony? More like fading out in gray. Soulless people took over the world somehow, which is why this species is going to die slowly from low birthrates instead of dramatically in an atomic explosion.
>>33636812>Yeah :3You're cute.
>>33636828another hate crime against submissive women has been committed in this thread
For me, it's Thread Platonic Friends.You will be my platonic friend, won't you?
>>33636798>>33636828>15 minute breaks>3 times in 1 hourYou are only having sex for 15 minutes total, 5 minutes per nut.
Both genders Do you think this guy's best friend will become his girlfriend? He hasn't asked her out yet.
>>33636190Childhood trauma and genes, >>33636191same as everyone else
>>33636842You are not submissive, but lazy.A good submissive woman is active, eager and begging.
>>33636835Agony and anguish. Starvation is a horrible thing. People have always been soulless except for a select few. Only some thousands of men and hundreds of women out of so many of our kind are even worth mentioning. Pathetic disgusting ugly vile evil disturbing and worst of all STUPID
>>33636816>no, the cum is necessaryquality over quantity. Also just take my word for it, trust is a two way street.>>33636817Literally just kegels. You kinda have to get a feel for what muscles to tighten when you cum so nothing comes out, but it's second nature to me now and I can basically last however long I want.
>>33635921>muh incorrect correlationAre there any studies that have demonstrated this?
How is it possible to be unhappy when you have big tits/ a big dick?At that point it's entirely a skill issue.
>>33636857God
I fixed himAMA
>>33636857I had a six or seven incher by the end of elementary school. 8 now. Still unhappy.
>>33636848No. The reason is, if she's spending every waking hour with this guy, there has to be a reason she hasn't wanted to do anything romantic with him. He isn't mentioning her dating history. Who has she been banging for 7 years? Twelve guys who aren't him? I'd guess it's not going to go well. But at some point he can't be her emotional husband without having a real wife.
>>33636857It hasn't really done much for me other than make using the bathroom difficult sometimes.
>>33636855That anon crashes out anytime this is mentioned. Don't waste your time.
>>33636852Isn't that just retrograde ejaculation? Isn't that bad for you?
>>33636857What is even the point of having big tits? Attracting the men you already have too many of and need to push away?Breastfeeding the kids you don't want?Most useless genetic gift
>>33636867>He isn't mentioning her dating history. Who has she been banging for 7 years?That was my thought too.M
>>33636823Who is it?
>>33636857Imagine you had the right body for [opposite gender] to see you as fucking material, but you had the wrong social skills and so [opposite gender] wouldn't ever see you as dating material. Would you be happy without dating?
>>33636826No shit, simp.
The internet is a fad. How do you feel knowing you are probably the last generation that will be posting usless crap like this wasting precious energy? I hate you you sick bastrad. This goes for me as well.
>>33636863Did you use your teeth like you would with a goat or did you cut the ballsack and cute the spermatic tubes?
>>33636850you don't know me enough anon, only the person who will have nonstop sex with me will and he will die like that so he can not release all that secret information
Women, do you have enough boobs for this?Is there an equivalent for chestlets?
>>33636848The gender swapped version of this dynamic is way hotter.
>>33636864>>33636876skill issue
>>33636832nothing in particular, i just no longer want to harass my thread crush, don't want to try and exchange contacts with her
>>33636881Using a woman's body just to cum is masturbation, not sex.But you do you.
>>33636884...?Unrequited love is hot...?
>>33636883Wow shes so smart look how fast she read that
*posts ragebait*
>>33636878future generations won't know anything else, they'll listen to boomer songs about in-person social interaction and cry. It will sound like paradise lost to them. Like Eden
>>33636878People will soon talk exclusively to ai, I almost regret I didn't shitpost more, but I did my share
>>33636857I wanna touch a boob just once in my miserable life aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>33636889There was a book?
>>33636887maybe i want to transcend like that
>>33636891Fuck you, you fucking retard. Kill yourself NOW
>>33636888Yearning is a hot theme in romance.
>>33636884Yeah obviously. Wish we could go back.
>>33636894Get a big booby escort?
>>33636883>for this?for what
>>33636901i will never ever never never ever pay for sex
>>33636846My only thread friend is qt. Which is funny because he probably never thinks about me.
>>33636902the way she wraps the boobs individually. I've also seen this piece of cloth that cups each boob and goes around the neck but I don't know what its called and I didn't save the reference image
>>33636857you can't understand it because you don't have either
>>33636897I don't see how it is transcendental, even though I am a very dominant and active guy in bed.I imagine you haven't had much experience yet, but you'll see how it is.
>>33636883No
reminds me of the one series on youtube where women were trying to read a book while sitting on a vibrator and trying not to wimper and moan until they eventually couldn't hold it in any longer and straight up just orgasmed.I realized that day that women can literally nut themselves into astral projection with a $15 piece of plastic.Men aren't needed anymore.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o
>>33636711Soft, tender
Not trying to start any political shit, but as a non American i'm kind of curious. Whats the significance of changing the name of the department of defense to the department of war?
>>33636753Do you wanna cum in me?
>>33636909Nice
Where do i aim my cock when its in a pussy to make her cum?
>>33636911>men are butthurt about women having funyawn, what else is new?
>>33636908maybe i'm older than you? how long have you been at this?
>>33636871>Breastfeeding the kids you don't want?Fun fact, breast size has nothing to do with milk production.
>>33636906well yeah that's also an issue when wearing seatbelts and bags that go across the chesther chest looks a bit weird there so i don't know if it's real anyway but it's not my issue
So femanons, a girl I work with gave me her number, I guess im supposed to speak with her, but I don't trully know what to say. It's been like two weeks, am I being a shithead?
>>33636911h-hot
>>33636911Hysterical Reading is good porn, I like seeing women happy and when they lose composure.Theres more on PornHub if you're interested, it was popular enough to spawn its own genre.
>>33636917Ew wtf
>>33636846Ye
>>33636911>I realized that day that women can literally nut themselves into astral projection with a $15 piece of plastic.More like nut themselves into something they attach minimal emotional importance to and get too abundantly, so the glorious feeling of cumming, even with someone you love, never means enough to make them truly happy. You can't get pleasure out of plastic or easy things. Only lifelong quests and struggle. That's why women are so unhappy despite getting so much so easily.
>>33636916Implies trump will start a war so he can be a "wartime president" and "win"Also to distract the media from him being a pedophile
>>33636908I'm the real anon!>I imagine you haven't had much experience yeti have none
Flat women and small-boobed women, do you actually feel better when anons talk about liking flat/small boobs? Does it actually lift your spirits?
>>33636921I mean maybe this is really what you want, but I find it hard to believe it would be satisfying for you.I've hard my first time 17 years ago.
>>33636863How long was the circumcision?
>>33636916The significance is that the words on the paperwork will have to be changed, and on buildings, and etc. Every freaking acronym that includes DOD will have to change, and there's a ton of them. It's mostly bureaucratic nonsense that only an insane or totally frivolous person could come up with as an idea. Things you never even imagine someone could decide to do. And to think that in debate club, we used to argue about nukes and UBI.
>>33636928>PornHubno thank you. My happiness is inversely correlated with the amount of interracial sex I see.
>>33636934Are you new to foids? They will think>ughh only 4chan losers like small tits, I wish Chad didn't prefer big boobs
>>33636933>i have noneMakes sense.I guess I'm just going to wish you good luck for your first time then.It's ok to have fantasies, I hope I didn't make you feel bad about yours.
Chad here. I do prefer large breasts, but my gf is smol
>>33636917YES!
>>33636934sure it's nice
>>33636935>hard to believe it would be satisfying for youmy mind is an enigma you will never comprehend>>33636941dw i always feel bad for anything sexual i think of and i will never have sex
Why are women being obsessive and possessive okay but men being obsessive and possessive not?
>>33636939You know they suit the recommendations to the individual user right? Theres a reason you're getting served interracial porn and I'm not. You might want to meditate on that
>>33636949Cause they do it wrong
how do I cope with the fact that the guy women fantasize about and want to have sex with looks nothing like me, thus building any and all relationships on a foundation of inherent disappointment?
Why are women and men obsessed over keeping each other apart? We need all of you to get to babymaking
>>33636949They like it when its a chad serial killer with hunter eyes
>>33636948I wouldn't mind cracking your code, but I am surely too old for you.You should have sex though, it can be really nice. And there is no reason to feel bad about it, none at all.
>>33636934i don't have small ones but i think the way some people phrase it is odd, like how men who are into big women talk about it as if they are just defending something instead
>>33636956Even if my babies would be non white?
Women>You, your husband and your toddler are sleeping in the same bed>Toddler is sleeping in the middle of the two of you>Middle of the night>Your husband moves the toddler out of the way (without waking either of you) so that he can sleep next to you insteadHow would you react?
>the chadsexual cuck fetish incel has awoken
GenderHow do you deal with the fact that all of this is ultimately pointless?
>>33636951my browser deletes everything when I close it. The default PornHub page is 90% blacked shit.Other porn sites don't do this.Moot point though, because it's all degenerate
>>33636963yes
>>33636964he may move the baby into my arms and pull me closer but i would be a little upset if he put my kid out of arm's reach behind his back.
>>33636951The algorithms on porn sites are fuckedI just wanna see nice anal scenes, not some guy with a giant turd for a dick
>>33636961i'm sure i'm older than you think and i'm saying this just because i'm very self conscious about my maturity when it comes to those topicsnow i will fade into the darkness
>>33636966f, that means i can do anything i want forever, which sounds pretty good to me.
I want her
>>33636954>dating womenlmao, can you imagine?
>>33636977I WANT JH
>>33636965wait there's another chadsexual other than me?
>>33636934usually neutral ?im proud of mine but i guess it's nice to be liked ^^
>>33636946Then I keep riding him until I feel him twitch and hold my theighs down to stop me.
the masculine urge to unironically obsess over your looks 10x more than women do
Isn't the answer just "don't be autistic"?
>>33636954Life is all about disappointment. We need to bring back actual deprivation and suffering. When you are hungry, all food looks better. Men need to become scarce again.
>>33636883I love boobs
oh hey myao, i thought you died. where tf you been?
>>33636971but its a toddler, not an infant
>>33636974And I will fade into the bed in that case.You don't need to be self conscious about it, it's not wrong to have little or no sexual experience, but I won't push any further if you are uncomfortable with it.Hopefully I will have some naughty dreams of you tonight.
I had 3 monster energies today. How out of control is my life?
>>33636995She was getting BJC (big Jimmy cock)
>>33636995She was in Hell. Which is also known as the Korea peninsula.
>>33636954What do you mean how do you cope? Anon that literally what muh billions of years of evolution is about, you either make babies or you don't. If you aren't attractive then that means nature unselected you and you can either con women into marrying you anyways or move aside and stay on the sidelines. Your choice
>>33636995she was rescuing all those cute north korean defectors
>>33636998I want to be that guy but I know being that guy would be devastating. The most I do these days are maybe two energy drinks once in a blue moon, or a coffee in the morning and an energy drink on the afternoon.
>>33636961>but I am surely too old for you.Why do guys cuck themselves like this?
>>33637005wtf what about the ugly ones?
Femanons, would you date an anime fan?
I have never had an energy drink or coffee in my entire life.
the feminine urge to let yourself get slut shamed to the point of getting genuinely upset at seeing men that are hot and gag at the notion of dating them.
>>33637012only if they are normie and chadlike enough
>>33637009Atoga men are pussies and refuse to try out of fear they’ll fail
>>33637003why can't I just get a hot alt starbucks barista gf?
>>33637009The woman's reaction to a statement like that says a lot about her.You will understand that once you are older and more experienced.
>>33637018There was a guy in my community college anime club who was on the swim team and always wore flip flops and shorts to show off his muscular feet, ankles, and calves. He sounds like a "chad". You'd probably like him.
>>33636996my baby is always gonna be my baby no how old they get, but also, toddlers are little! nightmares can be scary! mom should always be there if they wake up in the middle of the night.
oh my god i'm 26
>>33636995suicidejk !! i wanna kill myself im so tired of school>>33637001hwat
I can call me chadsexual all you like, but you can never say I'm wrong.
>>33637029You are actually 28 already.
>>33637013Coffee is good. Energy drinks are alright, you have to try them and see which ones you like. I hate Rockstar but love Monster. Hate Red Bull but love Celsius
I want to give a hickeyBut you know consensually
>>33637029
>>33636998anon please don't that's really bad for uwhich flavors ?
>>33637011not important
Why would you oppose power with your opposition as virtue, when your opposition comes from a position of insignificance? What is so virtuous about insignificance?
>>33637013I've tried coffee like 3 times in my life but it just tastes too much like dirt
>>33636818>20k per week already. Don't need to be rich.anon I don't even make 20k a year>>33636776russian dancing>>33636788what is sex>>33636822based pain and suffering enjoyer>>33636857do you go around showing people your dick
>>33636934tit size discussion doesn't offend women the same way dick size does for men
Am I weird for liking the original Monster flavor the most?
>>33637041Virtue is a lie. There is only one universal truth - death.
I have put my dick in femanons you wouldn't even hold hands with.We are not the same.
>>33637044>what is sexbaby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more
>>33637039It's too late, I'm done for.Green.
>>33637039How does it feel to know that you don't have simps anymore and everyone is most likely going to forget about you sooner or later?
ive slept holding a pillow for so long im afraid i won't be able to sleep with a real human as they're not ergonomic enough
>>33637026usually swimmers look a bit weird to me but i think you're supposed to not be hairy for that so i guess it's oki also love legs and all of that, fine i like him enough, i'd show him mercy
>>33637047No, it's the only good one.>>33637044>anon I don't even make 20k a yearyou need to join the military.
>>33637047Yes ew ickNo one will ever love you for this reason exaclty
>>33637057We'll just sleep in separate beds, easy-peasy.
>>33637012depends on which animes>>33637047noo, but u should try the white one :p
>>33637046I dont think thats true.
Why on a group trip did my male roommates think I was being weird and homophobic because I didn't want to share a hotel bed with any of them and instead chose to sleep on the floor? I wasn't being homophobic, I just didn't feel comfortable sleeping next to another man.
>>33637023I'm 32
>>33637046this is true
>>33637066you may think, but i know
>>33636911>ma'am, this is a public library>>33636904who are you>>33636956I don't know what to do with a baby>>33636966have fun and make choons
>>33637068I'm 37.
>>33637057Same. I'm afraid the temperature difference will not match. Or if I snore, because I don't know.
>>33636911This reminds me of the documentary Female Pleasure Circle, about a woman only masturbation social club.
>>33637073it'll be an eventful 5 years then.
>>33637073okay fine i was younger enough, i'm not hurt anymore
>>33637052nooopls don't get a heart attack or smth :c
>>33637013based desu, keep it upmeanwhile my ADHD ass addicted to caffeine and nicotine>>33637029congrats>>33637051>baby dont hurt meI mean that would be kinda hot desu>>33637059>you need to join the militarythey don't take nutters like he who've been prescribed antipsychotics
Have you ever sedated a shark before killing it in the water by shoving sacks of kava powder between its gills?
>>33637077>This reminds me of the documentary Female Pleasure Circle, about a woman only masturbation social club.That's cute. Femanons should make a virtual one.
>>33637071I've definitely seen femanons act that way in this very general
every time my gf asks me to use her vibrator on her I feel so fucking useless and sad. I don't think she caught on, nor do I want to tell her about this and make her feel guilty or give her the ick.How do I cope? I know logically there shouldn't be an issue, but I still feel a pit in my stomach when I do it. Give it to me straight, is it one of those scenarios where I just have to man up and thug it out?
>>33637087where's the manon one
>>33637090You can cope by asking her to use the vibrator on your bum with one hand while she jerks you off with the other. Easy peasy lemon squeeze.
>>33637089you mean LARPing breast envy fetishists
>>33637089it's only my fault because i can't have a man boobmog me and i'm not into tanukis
>>33637080Once you hit mid 30s, you see it a bit different about young women looking up to you. The youngest who was into me was an 18 year old, but that felt morally wrong to me.>>33637081I never meant to hurt you.Though I will admit calling you a lazy kind of sub was rude. But I've actually talked with people thinking being a sub just means being some passive doll, which I very much disagree with.
>>33637090If it was me I would jump off a bridgeMake sure your suicide note mentions hiw much her vibrator emasculated you
>>33637064NTA, but I watch a bunch of random anime. What are kinds that you would think are dealbreakers? I'm willing to agree that a lot of anime is degenerate, and am not a fan of a lot of anime tropes even if I am willing to tolerate them.
>>33637104>What are kinds that you would think are dealbreakers?Age gap romances where one of the characters is below 18 and the other is over. So Boku no Pico type shit.
>>33636986>Then I keep riding him until I feel him twitch and hold my theighs down to stop me.I can stay hard enough for you to continue after I cum. Maybe I'll even be able to do it again?
>>33637056>you don't have simps anymorethat's ok ! hopefully they're doing something productive now that they have more time ^ㅂ^n the latter is ok too, but i hope that at the very least someone will think of me from time to time :p
>>33637092>where's the manon one/gif/
>>33637103bruh I'm not about to let a cheap piece of plastic be my downfall.
>>33637107What about Cardcaptor Sakura?
>>33637100dw i just try to be a bit ironic about it and yeah unfortunately i don't share that kind of idea when it comes to being submissive
>>33637090FJust man up. If my boyfriend told me he felt threatened by a vibrating inanimate toy I would genuinely think less of him.I would say you have more to offer than it, but reading back what you said, I'm not so sure.
>>33637104>What are kinds that you would think are dealbreakers?Hentai involving any kind of rape or the 'philia.Ecchi comedy anime that has lots of sexual harassment gags, like groping or peeping tom jokes
women would you date a man who m*sturbates?
https://youtu.be/JeFwaWFTGYU
Still want her
>>33637104umm any of the overly sexual ones (porn with no plot atp), incest, rape, characters that look like children, the weird ones in generalanything else is fine as long as ur not a total weeb lols
>>33637117If you would be interested in talking some more about it, I can drop you a throwaway mail tomorrow.But for now I am off, sleep well, dame of shadows.
>>33637121Male masturbation is a red flag behavior for rape and sexual violence or abuse.So, no.
Can you all make posts pretending to imitate the opposite gender? (as if you aren't already)Like LARP as what you think a man/woman would sound like asking for advice on their dating problems.
>>33637119>Ecchi comedy anime that has lots of sexual harassment gags, like groping or peeping tom jokesDoes Konosuba S1 count?>>33637125>as long as ur not a total weeb lolsShit
>>33637104>I'm willing to agree that a lot of anime is degenerate, and am not a fan of a lot of anime tropes even if I am willing to tolerate them.Orginal asker here. To be honest, i think this is cringe. I hate that we have to give some kind of disclaimer and prove that we're not some gooner. This feels just like "men are trash, but i'm one of the good ones".
>>33637118Why are you asking us to accept being a cuckold?
>>33637064>depends on which animeswhat about this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30zOt0Gp1C8>>33637085>Have you ever sedated a sharkno, why would I do thatI've been swimming with sharks they're pretty chill desu>>33637116if she doesn't like Cardcaptor Sakura she has no soul>>33637118>would say you have more to offer than it, but reading back what you said, I'm not so surebrutal post>>33637123nice track bro <3 I'm listening to dis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBL-Se2T7QE
>>33637126nooo it's okay dw thank you, sleep well!!!
>>33637121Eww
Do those who write on bathroom wallsCrunch their shit into little balls?
>>33637121only if he does that with my own body and teases me about how he ruined my femcel dreams
>>33637138imagine getting cucked by a 12 inch plastic phallic shaped toy.
>>33637138Isn't Melania Trump a cuckold? Donald fucked Stormy while he was married to her.
>>33637118Thank you for making me feel lucky to be an incel
>>33637132Women only want to date Chad. I will never be enough. Can I please get some validation pleaseeeeeee?
>>33637104>NTA, but I watch a bunch of random anime. What are kinds that you would think are dealbreakers?Watching a bunch of random anime is the dealbreaker. You should be more selective.
>>33637090I have a pretty big dick, and decent stamina, but my ex still needed a vibe to cum. Somewhere between 70-82% of women will never cum from a dick. They just, didn't evolve to, since they can get pregnant without orgasms.
>>33637151this, but unironically
>>33637151Most men can imitate this archetype by wearing flip flops or boat shoes ("Chad" footwear), shorts, and polos. The reason a lot of guys aren't getting laid is because they aren't mimicking a "Chad" by showing off their legs and feet.
>>33637146>only if he does that with my own body and teases me about how he ruined my femcel dreamsThat's really hot, ngl.
>>33637151that is a pretty good impression of me tbf>>33637156>wearing flip flops or boat shoes ("Chad" footwear), shorts, and polosI sometimes wear this bc it's comfy and I'm poor kek
>>33637151>Can I please get some validation pleaseeeeeee?So femanons know we just want some validation and assurance, and double down one being mean to us? cool cool
I hope this hitting mainstream makes the flat femanon happy, there is hope and people who like that kinda thing
i'm not into toys at all but i feel like if i explain anything about it i will sound like a deranged fetishist and i just have an unpopular opinion so i'll avoid it
>>33637164It's 4chan and you are anonymous, femanon.
>>33637164just say it
>>33637164Please explain everything.
>>33637154it's not about my dick, although it doesn't help. It's more about being inadequate in general. Like she's indirectly saying >"alright that was cute and all but now I want to ACTUALLY enjoy myself, mkay, so be a dear and grab the object that can make me cum in less than a minute, while you just hold it and watch"like damn, shit hurts.
>>33637064Yatterman
>>33637134it's still salvageable !!how severe is it ?>>33637139it's like waring on the edge betwen "hell no" n "ehh"
>>33637104jjk and its derivatives
What is it that men see in women with large dark eyes and dark hair in a big style? That seems to be every man's "type" that I know.
>>33637162men looking for reassurance and validation has got to be one of the most pathetic things one can witness.
>>33637121Yes. But please not to visual porn.Grow your imagination.
>>33637132Imagine being the Chad who creampied Korrasami's fiancee, and watched her lick it up.
>>33637174I like light eyes and hair so idk can't relatebut baddies be baddies regardless>>33637176>lease not to visual porn.>Grow your imaginationsays the foid who posts charlie here daily kek
>>33637164It's fine, I'm just going to assume you're lying to make guys here feel better and farm (you)s anyway.
I sometimes wish that when I was younger I had wandered into an enchanted Ancient Greek forest and been encroached upon and then ravished up the bum by satyrs. And that I would then be masturbated and fellated by river nymphs. Does anyone else have such fantasies?
>>33637174>dark hair in a big style?What does this mean?
>>33637174let me guess, you're blonde. i'm exactly like that and nobody has liked me much at all.
>>33637164You being deranged brings us closer together, because we're all deranged too.
Girls.. What's your hottest sexual fantasy?
>>33637182High volume hair.
>>33637113You want other anons to think of you? Do you think about us?
>>33637178>says the foid who posts charlie here daily kekI have aphantasia and can't do it. I still don't watch porn nor masturbate.
>>33637185Being abducted into the back of a van by six men in balaclavas who take turns bloodily raping me at gunpoint before stripping me naked and leaving me by the side of the highway in the dark of the morning.
>>33637174I like this but short hair instead
>>33637175Swiss, why are you up so late?
>>33637192>I like this but short hair insteadFucking this
>>33637185Locked in a final embrace as we plunge in a terminal trajectory into the sun.
Why do men get so pissy about shows with female gaze type characters?
>>33637153They're all good. I just can't be like "I watch cgdct" because there are only like <10 good anime in any given category, but each category has it's own merits and quality shows.>>33637136You can think that if you want. But it's less a virtue signal and more me also not personally liking it when a show is otherwise normal and good and then there is some gratuitous pantyshot of an underaged girl. I'm not a fan. Sometimes it in context is fine, like I do think Konosuba gets away with it at least for a while because that's the whole point, but the same fan servicey shit happens in series where it really doesn't belong.>>33637172It's not really that bad. Milky Subway is anime of the season, I'm only watching like 2 shows, and I frequently go multiple seasons without watching anything. I don't have any anime figures or merch.
She is so pretty
>>33637196I can't get pissy about this because I have no idea who or what this is.
>>33637196Because those characters seem like fruity homo's instead of real men who can protect women.
>>33637196because women are degenerates
>>33637202What is his penis size?
>>33637183I post here like every day about how I love blonde girlsyou just gotta find a light hair enjoyer>>33637190>I have aphantasiadamn, have you always had it?how do you like, think of stuff
>>33637167>>33637168>>33637169damn i should have posted it in eu hourswell now i'm afriad to disappoint, but basically i understand the purpose of toys, nothing wrong with that. But personally i'd feel actual pleasure only by the actual contact and feelings of the other man if that makes it clear enoughfor example i am into pain even more extreme one, but i'm not into feeling as much pleasure as possible, just the right one that feels more meaningful to me? i'm not even really into bdsm and stuff like that because they usually involve something artificial too, and that feels distant and cold, if i have to feel something i'd prefer that it comes fully from the person i want and that i can feel their intention with iti've tried to explain it as much as i couldanyway i also have more opinions towards vaginal sex than the usual person so that's why you shouldn't listen to me that much
>>33637191Is it okay if the gun is airsoft?
>>33637171>>33637188yes n yes
>>33636899That's interesting.But why is girl yearning for guy hotter?
>>33637192>>33637194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8C-GEc9biE
>>33637209no, i'm saying OP is blonde.
>>33637191they're coming to me after they're done btw and they are all very pretty and well built
>>33637185Pic rel.
>>33637196>>33637202never forget when that girl on tiktok covered her gojo figure with her period blood
>>33637190Would you be able to describe Charles' appearance without looking a picture?
>>33637219oh right
>"I don't like chad, here's an example of the guy I like">look inside>chaddo women just not know what that word even means?
>>33637227so youre proving my point basically
>>33637220>they're coming to me after they're done btwThey're coming or cuming?
>>33637221i love this anon!!!!
>>33637228It means the kind of guy who is in a frat and wears a snapback to kegger parties.
>>33637171Would you put a trip on
>>33637228I can admit that my bf is pretty well off in most ways, if that's what makes someone a Chad.
>>33637236I was just being funny. :(
>>33637196i'm not a moid i just don't like shonen battle mangajjk's ost is good tho, one of the composers is the same guy who arranged houseki no kuni's op and is also in some of my fav math rock bands
>>33637228i love chad i think about him every night, i can talk here because i know no one is chad
>>33637197oh see that's ok !!i meant like people who buy figurines, merch, body pillows, cosplays, the whoooooole 9 yards>>33637198who ?
>>33637228>no see if he wears glasses and doesn't hold eye contact he's not a chad>it doesn't matter that he still has the same bone structure and is still tall and handsome, he's shy and has glasses, so he's not a chad teehee
>>33637234Nik, keggers
>>33637233You know that's JH right?
Why are so many women cool with showing off their pokies? If i had pants that showed off the exact outline of my dick, i would be very embarrassed.
>>33637243How tall is he?
>>33637249no i don't know anyone, no one knows me, and no one exists
>>33634981>Please help to make the thread better by REPORTING off-topic, low-quality (ENTJ), or rule-breaking posts!>low-quality (ENTJ)lmao
>>33637244>who ?The girl at the local grocery. She’s genuinely so gorgeous
>>33637251Miss Camel Toe was my favorite female teacher in school!
>>33637251They know they look great
women what are your favorite 40k factions?
>>33636760Based
>>3363726240K? You mean 401K? I'm still planning to start one.
>>33637221where's bubba :c>>33637258aww thats so sweet goodluck !!!!
>>33637253apparently he must be over 190cm and even his dick must be very big because someone on atoga said that big ones don't really get as hard as others and i've always liked the idea of it being a bit more flaccid and soft
>>33637052Does this work?!?
>>33637185Standing sex
>>33637267> goodluck !!!!Thanks. I either boomed it today or made her interested, we’ll see
Is this the kind of thing that mentally challenged and developmentally delayed people do?
>>33637215Which anons do you think of?
women, should moids poop?
M here. I received my first rejection today and it felt kinda liberating. I feel like I no longer need to worry about what the opposite sex thinks of me, I can just be a gross motherfucker who plays videogames all day and codes absolutely pointless programs in Python and Javascript.I'm free.
>>33636904I'm sure I'd remember who you are and we've probably had some pleasant conversations and maybe I think back to them occasionallyI don't consider any of you (or anyone in general) friends though, sorry, it's nothing personnell kidIn fact I actively dislike the majority of people in these threads and mostly post here as an exercise in frustration
>>33637236We do NOT need more namefags
>>33637279>gross motherfucker who plays videogames all day and codes absolutely pointless programs in Python and Javascriptbased, but shower and maybe get a jobvidya and coding are based though
>>33637266401ks are dumb, worst way to make your money work for you
/atoga/, I'm starting a holdings company.I'm going to need at least 5 able bodied and enthusiastic men holding my massive titties while I walk around to keep them from giving me back problems.You will also be holding my bags and other various items I need moved throughout the day.
>>33637279Based and throw-in-the-towel pilled
>>33637279why dont women look like this irl?
>>33637276what? having sex? yes.
>>33637286If you're the redhead, I'm so fucking in.
>>33637266I don't know the details on 401Ks, I'm Canadian so I have a Tax-Free Savings Account, which I think is similar? Or maybe it's like our registered retirement plans, I'm not sure.
So anons, how do you live past the regret over some cruel things you might have done when you were a child?
>>33637279Those legs and feet remind me of my Italian classmate during summer school. She always wore those athletic shorts and a pair of flip flops and she had the most amazing muscle mommy legs and feet.
>>33637284>based, but shower and maybe get a jobI shower enough times already, and I get Neetbux from the government. I'm gucci (until I'm not anymore, but that's for something later down the line)
I hate saying dumb stuff on the net and getting anxious over ppl thinking I'm dumb
>>33637297Literally just get over it. Kids are cruel and don't really think before they act.
>>33637297The past is dead. All I can do is learn from it and be kinder in the future.
>>33637300>I hate saying dumb stuff on the net and getting anxious over ppl thinking I'm dumbSay some dumb things intentionally as catharsis
>>33637286Okay but is there a treat in the left hand for the fur baby?
>>33637297frontal lobotomy while riding a bad dragon dildo and playing the elden ring dlc on voice call with the Mr Beast discord server.
>>33637304I don't say it intentionally though, so it makes me look actually dumb
>>33637272:cim sure u did well !!>>33637277umm most days it's lha or dogbed anon, dogbed anon is probably my fav c:
>>33637303>>33637302lame>>33637306based
>>33637300Saying seemingly smart things that don't make sense may impress some normies but it's not the way
>>33637299>shower enough times alreadywhat is "enough times"...based tho if you can afford to live on the NEETbux. or just get a comfy part-time job like me, and yeah vidya and coding costs nothing once you have the gear
Women should I watch Kpop Demon Hunters with my little brother? He said he's curious about it.
>>33637314I don't say seemingly smart things, just normal if not nerdy things, and I'm not doing it to impress anyone
>>33637297i wasn't a child but my only solution would be finding a chad that would let me do things with his feet and i'm not really planning to do that, so everytime something reminds me of hurting chad's feet on accident i think of about it
The feminine urge to kill my sister's abuser and bury him in our backyard.
>>33637313You know, it's okay to be genuine sometimes anon.
Males, is it really a thing if a girl is no longer a virgin? If you're dating a 10/10 and you really want her, but shes not virgin, u dont want her anymore?
>>33637308Well fuck you, I thought you liked me.
How does it feel that you, as a man barring a nuclear disaster or otherwise apocalyptic event, will never be a scarce or desired commodity?How does it feel knowing that women would not notice or care if 80% of you were to be wiped off the planet?
>>33637319Are you going to cut off his pee pee and preserve it as a dildo?
>>33637316It's a fun movie. He will get a crush on one of the girls (and who it is will tell you about him).
>>33637319Sounds like someone just watched Practical Magic..... I hated that movie. But I'm pretty sure that's where you got the idea.
>>33637321I want her less, but I still want her.
do femanons like it when guys blush easily?
>>33637317You should just say what you think if someone corrects you good for you
>>33637323Feels great.If I was a 'desired commodity' I would feel like I would have responsabilities, and I hate that.
>>33637321No i really can't because everytime i thrust in her i can't stop thinking about the guy who thrusted in before me and i feel anally fucked and i only eat meals that i personally cook
>>33637321I don't care
>>33637321This is one of those situations where 4chan is not at all like real life. Any man can tell you online that it's a dealbreaker, but if he met you IRL then he'd pretend that those words were never his.
>>33637326I think it's one of those things like a guy getting a crush on the Spice Girls during the '90s where crushing on literally any one of them means he'll grow up to be a gay.
>>33637330no, treat your rosacea
>>33637302So, when i was 6 or so, i basically kicked a puppy my brother brought in without telling anyone because i was afraid of the animal and what he might have done to the other dog we had, i can still remember the moment he lost all trust in people and the moment when he went away crying, i fear he might have died shortly after.
>>33637323Not if I move to Ukraine when the war is over.
>>33637279oh if you think you're free now, wait until someone accepts you AND you can be a gross motherfucker.and don't forget, the ride never ends ;-)
>>33637326Honestly I don't even know if my little brother is attracted to girls. Or anyone for that matter. If he feels attraction to them he has never talked to me or anyone else about it, and he's in full puberty.Not that there's anything wrong if he doesn't, plus there's a chance he's just too embarassed to display attraction (I was like him when young too)
>>33637251my nipples live inside my boobs until a mystical set of stars align and they suddenly reach for distance. when i put this top on i did not have pokies. suddenly someone said something that made me laugh and boom. nipples activate. it's embarassing and literally could go weeks without happening.
>>33637321>Males, is it really a thing if a girl is no longer a virgin? If you're dating a 10/10 and you really want her, but shes not virgin, u dont want her anymore?I want to lose my virginity to another virgin. I wouldn't count SA though.
>>33637306Has anyone ever told you that you're quite a moron?
>>33637343>wait until someone accepts you
>>33637328Midnight margaritas!
>>33637319girl just do it>>33637322i do ?????????
>>33637342that is diabolical bro:skullemoji: :wiltedfloweremoji:
>>33637316NAG but you should, it's unironically good (also Rumi best girl)>>33637321I couldn't care less, I've dated some hoez
>>33637330Yep
>>33637337>crushing on a girl>be gayI'm pretty sure the easiest sign of a boy being gay is crushing after a guy, but I'm no expert.
>>33637321That's only ever an issue when the guy is also a virgin, the bad type of virgin, the one that's full of himself even tough nobody want's his opinion on the matter.
>>33637345NTA. Is laughing arousing? Or is it just like being cold?
>>33637331But they never correct me so I'm just left wondering if they think I'm low IQ
>I'm a woman and I'm so lonel-
Why do women have to be so evil?
>>33637279>javascriptBlehI have to write JS code for 50+ hrs a week… no fun>>33637308Hi myao!>>33637322-_-
>>33637344Then he'll have a crush on one of the guys.
>>33637323I'm the commodity chaser (rapist)
>>33637323Feels great not being a pathetic fuck who only functions depending on how other people perceive me, at least, on that regard.
>>33637360what does this post mean
Is Labubu evil, and must be banished or destroyed?
>>33637350Well first I need a sisterrrrrr
>>33637338is that even something treatable? lmao>>33637297do regrettable things as an adult that i can ponder upon another 25 years from now. this will give myself purpose, since i know i have a review coming up about 21 years from now.>>33637353sweetheart (even though you are chock FULL of red flags)!
>>33637337What? Scary Spice (Mel B) is a baddie and I'm not a gaylord
>>33637361why are men so sensitive
MenI'm playing an MMO and just got something really rare that I don't want and can't use. There are a lot of listings for it in the marketplace for 500k but they don't really look like they're moving.How much do I sell it for?
>>33637366>ugh, fine, I guess you'll do>but only until the guy I like is single again
Speaking of Kpop Demon HuntersWomen would rather fawn over an asian soul-stealing demon boy than a #niceguy like me.SAD!
>>33637361>Why did you have to become SO EVIL?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z8KdmMlqEY
>>33637373w-we just want your love :(
>>33637361Rawr
>>33637271Is tha your chadlet bf?
>>33637375FFXIV?Anywy the correct answer is exactly one gold/gil/whatever below the current bottom listing.
>>33637362>have to write JS code for 50+ hrs a weekthe money's probably pretty good tho>>33637375a million dollars
>>33637375Runescape's economy is crashing rn. I'd wait a couple weeks.
>>33637356i'm nta but the answer is no, not in the way you're thinking, nipple erections happen from sympathetic nervous system stimulation, which happens when you laugh as well as fuck
I have the best gooner algorithm on /atoga/ and if I cared enough to download videos then every thread would hit image limit
>>33637375meanwhile I'm giving shit away to people on roblox for free rn that I spent real money on lol
>>33637385That's>him
>>33637358Deep shit
I was just thinking: many people, for different reasons, grow up in a single parent household, with a parent of the opposite sex (a mother raising a son, a father raising a daughter)There are also people who adopt children from another raceMy question is: there's obviously going to be a gap of experience between the parent and the child. How do you think it can be overcome? For eg a son might find it more difficult to talk about "boy stuff" to his mother. A child of color will feel that his adoptive parents dont understand that part (being non white for eg) of his/her identity
>>33637348you just need to stop using embarassing things like python or javascript and program things in C and NASM like a real man
long hair is the best tactic for optimal nip stealth
>>33637369i wish i had a bf to buy me a labubu
>>33637390Interesting. Thanks.
>>33637399PLAP
>>33637350Oops sorry, this is me. Forgot my name lol: >>33637362this is NOT me: >>33637322>>33637388It pays VERY well. My company bought me a car too lmao
>>33637330yes very cute
>>33637396>A child of colorthis is 4chan, you can just say nigger>>33637399those things are ugly as sin>>33637397>C and NASMI had an internship doing this, it was brootal lol but educational>>33637404>It pays VERY well. My company bought me a car too lmaodamn, nice one browhy everyone here rich lol
>>33637387I tried it, alt-tabbed away to look at atoga, and it's already sold! Now I'm just hoping they don't immediately relist it, but I guess I don't care much. Thanks anon
>>33637378You need to start meeting better women, if not, any woman at all.
>>33637308> im sure u did well !!She asked me how my day went, which was nice because she wanted to talk. Unfortunately I told her I was manic and ghosted my job. She cared, which was also nice. I hope I didn’t creep her out
*turning down the thermostat to give every femanon pokies*
haven't eaten anything since sunday night (it's tuesday morning) besides beer and cigaretteswhat should I make
>>33637397Yeah man writing in low-level language will surely get me laid.
>>33637384CuteEvil, but cute>>33637373Aren't women supposed to like sensitive men?
>>33637417You ate cigarettes?!
Femanons, how would you feel if you gave your contact to a guy that's seemingly into you and he never texted you back?
>>33637417Brat dietBanana rice apple toast
>>33637362hallooooo>>33637370i thought i already was :c
>>33637410You're welcome. Works every time. Anyway was I right? Were you playing FFXIV?
men, how big is your dick? Does it curve upward(based) or downward(cringe)?This is important.
>>33637424I'd forget I did that.
>>33637431Creepy
>>33637425>Brat dietI was doing this when I was sick lolk I'll have a banana, apple and some toast (I could make some rice but it's like 3am don't wanna wake my roommates)>>33637431>This is importantis itidk slight upwards curve, pretty big
>>33637424I don't care about men's opinions of me
>>33637424A little let down, but overall thankful that it never got beyond this since he's reluctant about me/trying to pursue something with me
>>33637427No, it's more embarrassing than that, it's PokeMMO and I sold a legendary
>>33637404ur good !ohhhhh they were fakinggg>>33637414oh deardid she seem disturbed or fine with what u said ?
>>33637433You'd forget as in totally forget, or it's just best not thinking about it?
>>33637426Well you don't have an abusive boyfriend for me to kill! And let's keep it that way!
I would really like it if voluntary lobotomies were a thing. I would spend all my savings on it.
>>33637191>>33637220Moid hands
>>33637323well yeah, no shit retard, like half of all people are men of course they aren't a "desired commodity". haven't you ever heard of supply and demand?nobody wants a woman, either, in case you haven't noticed, birth rates are all declining in every nation that matters. we live in the loneliest time period to have ever existed in humanity (which, as social creatures, means that we are in a low point of human culture for all of humanity), and there's fuck all you can do about it. isn't that fun? try to worry about things that matter>>33637407thanks femanon, mwah. my blushing never got better as i got older but i did grow more confident and bold, now as a result i get red faced while killing it. what a world!
>>33637443Totally.
>>33637446but would you be able to post here if you had one?
>>33637396i was raised by my older brother and never needed to overcome. There's some difficulties growing up in a motherless home as a girl, but you'll live and find people who can serve as mother figures
>>33637431upward or downward is a matter of doggy or missionary, fren
>>33637446same. well, not all my savings, but I have a lot of savings and I'd want to be a little comfy after the lobotomy. But the money doesn't make me happy, maybe a lobotomy would.
>>33637415stop that .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.it's cold enough rn>>33637444none atm but there's a couple in the past (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)
>>33637440NTA but>another PokeMMO playerBased! How long did it take?
>>33637450It wouldn't matter. That's the point.
>>33637448>nobody wants a woman, either,sure they don't
>>33637424i would feel bad for him
>>33637369Yes I hate that hideous Chinese trash At least squishmallows are actually cute
>>33637439Yeah, I think she is too much sand for my truck on her own, but she also has a daugther even tough we are the same age>>33637449The problem is that she is a coworker
>>336374551,934 encountersLike a week of attempts
>>33637447i'm sorry if i don't have an ugly old bastard furry femboy trap futa fetish!!!
Women, how'd you meet your first love?
>>33637431>men, how big is your dick? Anons get weird when I answer this, so let's say I'm within 1 standard deviation of the mean.>Does it curve upward(based) or downward(cringe)?It curves slightly upwards and sideways.>>33637431>This is important.Now tell us about your boobs?
>>33637449is your aphantasia the reason you can't see the glaring red flags in the guys you date
>>33637464at school, he was my teacher
>>33637438Based lesbian.
My brother molested me when we were teens but we have a good relationship now, even if it kind of fucked me up a little. we've never talked about it and just ignore it happened but it feels a little weird. i feel like i should tell someone or something but i don't wanna make family drama. i dunno
>>33637469>at school, he was my teacherayo dis some groomer shit
>>33637447You're kidding? That's the most fembrained thing in this entire thread.
>>33637472you should tell someone, fuck whatever drama ensues, that's not your faultare you m or f
>>33637409>why everyone here rich lolWork for a startup and present yourself to the senior developers as the “son they never had” and you’ll do fine in life>>33637426>>33637442Of course they were, I wouldn’t be mean to you :o
>>33637457do you? because you say that but then all of the sudden now it has to be a non-obese woman, and also a virgin woman, and a this and a that and...
>>33637472Is therapy an option?
>>33637356just some weird brain juice shit. also happens sometimes when i sneeze sometimes.
>>33637454>but there's a couple in the pastDang, now I have to kill them. *blending margaritas*
>>33637473She means she had a crush on him, not that he reciprocated her feelings I think
>>33637462Not the worst. 500k is a good chunk of change anyways. GJ anon.
>>33637356or when i yawn, actually, a lot.
>>33637461>Yeah, I think she is too much sand for my truck on her own, but she also has a daugther even tough we are the same age>The problem is that she is a coworkeroooooooooooh, that changes things. if you don't text, that's all fine and dandy. but i have to see you everydaytell me at least she gave you her number, rather than you asked her for it
>>33637481Does this black pepper smell fresh to you?
>>33637476it's the moral police
>>33637451Hug your brother ASAP.
why are men nowadays so reluctant to help me when I'm obviously struggling to carry a heavy object, or can't reach something or even just holding the door open.I want to go back to the 1940's when men used to build things and were kind and chivalrous and didn't just sit in their rooms and goon to cartoon women and play video games.
>>33637461And you work with her everyday?Then she knows you're a real asshole now, doesn't she?
>>33637492>why are men nowadays so reluctant to help me when I'm obviously struggling to carry a heavy object, or can't reach something or even just holding the door open.That's harassment.
>>33637476Nah, that's just what terminally online incels think because of the also terminally online femcel freaks and bpdemons they encounter
>>33637487but i have to see you everyday too*
>>33637477F>>33637480I've thought about that too but I'm a brokie
>>33637466You think they’re the ones with the red flags and not her?
>>33637492Because they see me carrying an airconditioner on my shoulders in heels.
>>33637492Some old lesbians in academia knew better.
>>33637472I am the same. How'd it fuck you up, if you don't mind me asking?(Personally, it doesn't weigh much on me anymore now that I am much older, I hope you can reach my point anon)
>>33637464He raped me.
>>33637500Do you live separately?
>>33637466>>33637501Put a trip on. You're not even trying.
>>336374318 inches, cringe
>>33637484oh right lmao>>33637492>struggling to carry a heavy object, or can't reach something or even just holding the door openI always do this, you'd have to be a dickhead not to desu>build things and were kind and chivalrous and didn't just sit in their rooms and goon to cartoon women and play video gamesI'd like to think I do both lol (well I'm an asshole on the internet tho)>>33637507and you loved him??>>33637500you really should get it off your chest to some people you trust and hopefully you can get some support
Men won't love me cause I'm too stupid :'(
>>33637492men in the 1940s held doors and carried heavy objects but said demeaning things to their women, did not respect women's opinions, beat women black and blue... the door holding and the heavy object carrying become meaningless acts of "respect" (it was never respect to begin with), when you know the person doing it doesn't actually respect you
>>33637497all those pretty strong muscular men will be for me anyway while you couldn't even arrest them, and i will keep posting my fetishes here while you continue your mr. zenigata rp
Men do you like women who look like this?
>>33637487She did, she also asked me if i had a gf, why don't I, if I am a virgin, whenever i was going to her home followed by a correction "do you want to hang out on monday?" but that hanging out never happened because i guess she got cold feet, but I don't blame her nor resent her for it, i was kind of hoping it would turn out that way>>33637493no, just on saturdays and sundays. how do i unmake being an asshole?
>>33637442>did she seem disturbed or fine with what u said ?Not sure, mostly fine. Not disturbed or creepy. I hope she liked me, maybe she’ll ask me next time
>>33637472I think you should talk about it with a professional and not do anything too drastic. And I think you may want to talk to him about it, actually.
>>33637479Yes, she has to be a virgin and not fat and I have other standards that I'm not willing to compromise on. I'm sure you do too. So do women, with the difference being that men willing to date them are never in short supply.That's not an argument you can make in good faith, but I'm sure you're well aware of that.
>>33637521She looks like an anime boy
>>33637513you replied to two different people lol>>33637501birds of a feather...>>33637504why are you doing that in heels>>33637516dw I'm also stupid>>33637521yeah she bad
>>33634981am i fit enough to start dating?
>>33637492i've never offered to help a girl struggling with something (never seen one struggling enough to push me to act), though i've definitely had moments where i regret not doing so. i am not a quickly decisive man sadly.i do hold the door open though, for all people actually, are there places where people don't do that?? i live in LA, one of the most hostile cities i've been to, and people still do that
>>33637521yes.
>>33637513Wtf does that even mean?
>>33637522>She did, she also asked me if i had a gf, why don't I, if I am a virgin, whenever i was going to her home followed by a correction "do you want to hang out on monday?" but that hanging out never happened because i guess she got cold feet, but I don't blame her nor resent her for it, i was kind of hoping it would turn out that wayThen I wouldn't care what she thinks desu
>>33637531Work out your pecs
i do not have eyes
>>33637521If she had a pixie cut instead of a bowl cut I would
>>33637521>pegging anon is awake againwatch the thread quality drastically decline
>>33637540>>pegging anonWho
>>33637540NTA but it already has..
>>33637531Fif by dating you mean never talking to women ever again then yeah, you're primed.
>am i fit enough to start dating?Another one fell for the meme.
>>33637537havent been to the gym in a few days cus late fee judaism but ill pay that offall i got is a resistance band at my place
is having sex inside a car considered indoors or outdoors
>>33637546>>33637544The duality of woman
Moids, you're placed in a two story, old timey house where you get humiliated and raped by women (not hot, average to ugly)Yes or no
>>33637506I am very apprehensive and skittish to most kinds of physical touch and i think it has to do with it, not too bad psychologically though i think. >>33637512Yes, but only recently>>33637515>>33637525makes sense thanks
>>33637548outdoors
>>33637551Yes
WomenAt work, some of the ladies trapped some bees in a clear plastic cup. I felt bad for them, and I took the cup outside and let them go.Is having empathy for literal insects too much?
>>33637546i can tell you are brown
>>33637535Isn't that because she's afraid I might not be the guy she figured I was? I never asked her about the father of her child, but I'm guessing one of the possibilities is that she might have got pumped and dumped
>>33637546not being a bodybuilder for 14 years, and looking like the other pic are not the only options. anon is NOT fit enough to start dating.
>>33637546his head looks like it shouldn't be in the same body
>>33637547I also have a membership at the Jewish Community Center. Thankfully they are very merciful about late fees due to being a Jewish nonprofit and adhering to the Jewish values of Tikkun Olam. I am glad your membership also comes with forgiveness of late fees in accordance with Jewish values. <3
>>33637548A car has doors, so it's indoors.
>>33637551seeing women post on /atoga/ has turned me gay, so no.
>>33637546fitness is always a plus, and also ofc for your own health and confidencebut when I was fit in my sports days I was maidenless, when I was skinnyfat in my partying days I went out with some baddies, I realised most women care more about personality than physique>>33637559>anon is NOT fit enough to start dating.he is though lol
>>33637551Doesn't matter, had sex
>>33637546Sound like some dumb anime shit "If I work out hard enough, maybe Senpai will notice me"
>>33637531Dad bod, you're fine
>>33637531>zinc in the cabinetYou coom stacking?
>>33637558>pumped and dumpedfucktard>Isn't that because she's afraid I might not be the guy she figured I was?What does that mean?
>>33637551why would women want this
>>33637556>Is having empathy for literal insects too much?It could be worse. You could have empathy for illegal immigrants, for example.
>>33637552Admittedly this is one of those cases where I relate pretty strongly, but won't take my own advice. Good luck, anon.
>>33637551>not hot, average to uglyI will be the judge of that
State gender:What do you think of this song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBFftpQxxM
>>33637566i starged working out not for girls but for fighting and strength, too many undesirables where i grew up>>33637572yeah
>>33637566>he is though lolhe isn't though.
>>33637565I don't know why of all the mean things men say on here this one makes me sad for some reason.I know anon is joking, but damn, are we THAT repulsive that you don't want to even touch us anymore?
>>33637556No, that's normal
>>33637551Weird fantasy
>>33637582i hope so
>>33637569>Sound like some dumb anime shit "If I work out hard enough, maybe Senpai will notice me"This is what people sound like when they say "work on yourself" as dating advice and think they're saying something profound instead of a veiled insult that is also a self-terminating cliche.
>>33637552>Yes, but only recentlyThat's good. You wouldn't want him around if you decide to tell someone.>Yes, Medicare can cover therapy for mental health issues resulting from assault, including outpatient services like psychotherapy and counseling.Could this be an option?
>>33637579MNot worth the click.
>>33637579didn't listen to it, but I bet it's ass. I bet it ignites a hatred for jews and basketball americans deep within the aryan spirit.
>>33637579the kind of thing I would show my friends on youtube when I was like 15 lolis a cool video though1:26 would make a nice loop>>33637582women are awesome4chan is just full of unlikeable retards kek
What do you do if everyone around you drags you down?
i hate incels, i love chad
>>33637568>>33637555>>33637578>>33637574Would your hatred towards women bubble and cause you to revolt and seek revenge against the women holding you captive?
>>33637594ditch them. You're not obligated to drag them along.
>>33637594Distance yourself.
>>33637594I dive.
i want 2 dieeeeee
>>33637573>fucktardwhy so agressive?>What does that mean?that she might have either trusting issues or second doubts about me or men in general
>>33637582>I don't know why of all the mean things men say on here this one makes me sad for some reason.>I know anon is joking, but damn, are we THAT repulsive that you don't want to even touch us anymore?He's always wanted to get pegged, so there was a bit of zest there to start.
>>33637580>but for fighting and strengththat's pretty based desujust don't be one of those cringe alpha violent dudes>>33637581what's your sauce>>33637602why so serious...
>>33637602I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIEEEE
>>33637599>>33637600It’s my mom
>>33637588Working on yourself is good, just don't expect anything out of it as if you're entitled to it?
>>33637544its mostly spic chicks i catch eyeballing me, wanna getta cardiobunny and make her start lifting weights instead of running
>>33637611The problem is when people say "work on yourself" as dating advice, which implies some kind of rewards or points system. But mostly it's a veiled way of saying you should exile yourself from the dating pool because you are unworthy.
>>33637594either you're an terrible person to be around or u should immediately change your social circle. In both cases, learn to stand up for yourself. If everyone says shit to u, it's because you're allowing it in some way
>>33637602άπο ϴανεΐν ϴέλω
>>33637612anon why :(
>>33637569I know a guy like this IRL who's 6'3", really good looking, chad jawline etc. and he started working out a few months ago because a girl lost interest in him and he's buff now. He lives with him mom and cold approaches girls with corny pickup lines. He also broke his laptop the other day raging at Geometry Dash lol
Atoga has actually made me less misogynistic. And I'm able to resolve conflicts with women easier.
>>33637569post your cope when these "gymcels" end up getting a girlfriend while you lookismbrowns end up crossdressing and trying to be the perfect girlfriend
>>33637619He will be raped. Men will hold him down and drill his bum with their pee pee's.
>>33637580You eat veggies? Drink water? Stand up straight? Shoulders back?
>>33637620that's cool
>>33637620that's wholesome, glad to hear it <3meanwhile I'd probably be a misogynist if I only interacted with the women here, IRL saved me from inceldom
>>33637513I'm confused. Are you back to thinking anybody picking on you is me (since you told me to get a trip earlier) or are you just telling everybody annoying to that so you can filter them?
>>33637612Are you an Epstein accuser?
>>33637623It's all counteracted by drinking weed tea. Space Juice.
>waaa my boobs that aren't logistically relevant to sex and make 0 difference at all are not as big as some other woman's waaa>whyyyy do men have to be so picky with women they have sex with aaawhy are women like this?
>>33637616Real, thanks
>>33637618I'm tired and want to rest.
>>33637621By gymcels you mean closeted homos and roided neanderthals whose prick can barely function anymore?
>>33637623i need to eat more veggies, its high protein mostly yeah my posture needs work
Women of /atoga/, most of you are fine. At worst, you're cringe losers. All men here are cringe losers and the worst of them are a bad day away from a mass shooting, so don't feel too bad about us.
>>33637597Can I watch you fuck him?
>>33637633can't you do that without shooting yourself
>>33637640Crabs are not sexy
>>33637552>I am very apprehensive and skittish to most kinds of physical touch and i think it has to do with it, not too bad psychologically though i think.Oh, I'm not a girl so idk probably there's differences there. I used to be more hung up about it (relatively speaking, my brother and I always had a good relationship so I was never super perturbed), but I eventually realized it sort of doesn't matter for me. Never went to therapy over it. My household had a whole host of other issues though so any issues from that stuff with my brother could very, very well just be lost in the noise.My advice is this: take the idea that it can cause problems with you seriously. At the same time, don't fixate or attribute too much to it, particularly if it was voluntary. If I ever did have issues related to it, they would have been triggered more by worrying about it causing issues rather than it causing issues. In other words, it doesn't NEED to cause problems, and you should take that idea seriously too. (but this is pretty hard to figure out on your own even if you have the skill to be honest with yourself). Most of this won't be as relevant if it wasn't voluntary (it actually is still relevant, but it would be more heartless to say).
>>33637640Stop simping its cringe
What was it like when you did homosexual things with the other inmates in your cell block?
>>33637611>>33637615I always took it as you need to worry about your own issues first and foremost, and that doesn't include getting a partner. Just live life, be the person you really want to be even if it's hard, and stop stressing over it.>>33637609I take it you still live at home? In that case, your best bet is open and earnestly talking about it.
>>33637640This
>>33637644It's not crabs in a bucket if I'm just saying the truth.
>>33637652You’re not saying the truth, crab
>>33637642Doesn't feel like it.
>>33637630 aesthetic pressure crashed our mind
>>33637630Idk, it's in women's nature to invent a problem to get upset about. Just entertain them long enough and they'll let you hit.
>>33637641no, you're worse than an incel
>>336374317.25, based
>>33637637i noticed a lot of lookism "people" who have a personal vendetta against fitness got bullied, just a funny coincidence
>>33637602>>33637612Please chill.
>>33637640Whiteknight McSimipington
>>33637621>these "gymcels" end up getting a girlfriendas I said before being fit is obviously good for your health but the gym guys don't get gfs because they're buff, they get gfs because they finally gain confidence and start actually interacting with women. As long as they're not fat or too skinny they could've skipped the whole gym part lol>>33637622lmaohe could probably fend them off>>33637640>the worst of them are a bad day away from a mass shootingimagine a shooting at the atoga meetup jkk>>33637645>I used to be more hungRIP >>33637657plot twist: tom cruise posted this, he was the only one there
>>33637658How can I be worse than what I already am?
>>336376596in, Based
>>33637650>I always took it as you need to worry about your own issues first and foremost, and that doesn't include getting a partner. Just live life, be the person you really want to be even if it's hard, and stop stressing over it.This seriously translates to "just give up." It's MGTOW manosphere incel logic masquerading as "good" advice. When the phrase itself is inherently nonsense.
What is your gender and your take on the Rwandan genocide?
>>33637660Whatever helps you with your life dude.
>>33637603>why so agressive?Because. You say demeaning shit about women, talk about them like trash... Meanwhile, apparently, she's the parent that stood up for her daughter.>that she might have either trusting issues or second doubts about me or men in generalNOW you're worried about what she feels? KekCome on now. You just want her to be sad a little because it makes you important.You think you're the first disappointment? How tf did she end up a single parent then. She's a veteran. I don't mean she doesn't have feelings, she obviously does. But I don't think this would be very hard to get over. Besides, it's not like you hit on her then changed your mind. According to you, it was her who was testing the waters, but she'll understand you're not interested (and moreso, you'd be waaay in too deep if you date her, since she has a child)
>>33637669MPretty freaky. The radio broadcasts that were sent out to signal the civilians to start murdering the Tutsi are something from a horror movie.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNbUeLnxQEI
>>33637669It's understandable that Bill Clinton didn't get involved because there was no strategic rationale to do so in spite of domestic political pressure.
>>33637654NTA. Sperg outs and school shootings don't help men
>>33637665please find a way to respect yourself
>>33637669MI'm waiting for Stefan Molyneux to make a video about it before I have an opinion on it.
>>33637669MIt proves nothing good comes from listening to talk radio.
Save me, hot moids, save me...
>>33637620*claps for you*
>>33637678What
>>33637666Nice, bro.
>>33637667>MGTOW manosphere incel logicWhatI just think lasting happiness has to come from within. Other people can't be responsible for making you happy. All that time stressing over being alone would be better spent doing anything productive at all, instead of expecting some poor girl to come in and fix you.>>33637669MBad.>>33637680Does he still make content? I thought he was totally deplatformed.
>>33637665You could be a rapist or a diddler. That would be pretty bad.
can we have an atoga thread without women?Can whoever makes the next thread make it a "No girlz allowed" edition with just the bros?I'm tired of giving dating advice to women who will go on to date and get fucked by men that aren't me.
>>33637686>I just think lasting happiness has to come from within. Other people can't be responsible for making you happy. All that time stressing over being alone would be better spent doing anything productive at all, instead of expecting some poor girl to come in and fix you.See what I'm saying is that if someone asks for advice and this is the nonsense you spout at them , you aren't answering their question, you are simply changing the goalposts. Which is dishonest and a logical fallacy.
>>33637682I can’t..https://youtu.be/E7dDkcFo3R8
>>33637662No. He's right. Couple days ago We had a guy in here claiming to be a human cockroach hybrid who wanted to eat people's intestines
>>33637691>gaytoga
Girls how would this make you feel?>you evidently like x guy>youve been talking for quite a bit>he asks you "how dumb would it be to start using tinder?"
>>33637638Water and veggies are important for the stack, anon. Water soluable vitamins need water.
>>33637691what are they doing?
>>33637680Kek>>33637683Thanks
>>33637686no idea, just thought it'd be funny to reference him since he was digitally disappeared and nothing really ever happened to anyone despite that occurring. (which is weird because i feel like i see see way crazier shit on both sides of the aisle now so idk why he is still so disappeared. maybe above average effectiveness at reaching people?)
any oldfags here?Were these threads always just attention seeking women and men with a cuckold/humiliation fetish?
>>33637669~1 million people being brutally murdered and half a million women being raped is pretty bad>>33637691that's gay as hell bro>>33637695he was just having a kafka-esque day
>>33637701>what are they doing?Gay sex stuff
What is dating 4chan wimmin like?
>>33637691Go start it on >>>/lgbt/
>>33637708kinda like dating your body pillow, but without the body pillow.
the gym i was looking into has this area called "hard room"should i be concerned
>>33637708The only 4chan wimin I know irl is dating a guy who's been cheating on her for 10 years straight, so pretty good I guess
>>33637708Imagine dating a woman with a messy room, cheap light-up cat ear headphones, and an emotional support dog for her autism. She abuses her Ativan subscription, wears stained pajama pants at all hours of the day and is mostly barefoot except for the flip flops she slips on to go buy her one meal a day of microwave noodles at the corner bodega.
>>33637712You should call and ask if you have to be hard to get in.
What do you when you're stressed out?
>>33637697nag but not a good line imo. good flirting is playful, nothing in that question is, it is being merely indirect and it comes off anxious rather than playful/flirtyt. 30 year old virgin
>>33637712Those who enter hardExit soft
>>33637669MaleIt made for a good movie, at least.
>>33637715good isn't just me
>>33637649Hot
>>33637708The sex is great. The mood swings are not.>>33637704Pretty much. Used to be worse in some ways. The women posted more boobs though.>>33637706>he was just having a kafka-esque dayLol.
>>33637708Idk ask ohio
>>33637716sounds like the life
>>33637712The gym is part of a gay sex bathhouse, anon. And it's a nude gym on certain nights of the week if you want to see some manly beefcake and hot dog.
anons with psychadelic experience,can I use hanging out and shooting the shit with DMT induced higher beings as a supplement for social interactions and friendships?I'm talking long term.
>>33637692I mean, I agree (I did just jump in with >>33637650) that it isn't an answer to that specific issue, but I think it's generally good life advice and different from giving up. Working on yourself doesn't mean you need to completely avoid the opposite sex.>>33637703It is odd, now that you mention it. Also lmao at his wikipedia page listing Sargon in the See Also.>>33637708Not fundamentally different from dating anybody else I think. You're more likely to share interests from the start.
>>33637718Bottle it up.
who would win between yuronanons and burgeranons?
>>336377181- hang out with people I like if I can2- since I never can do that I go on the internet to find something stimulating3- since nothing is stimulating on the internet I just go to sleep4- depression
>>33637718Masturbate 2bh. Shower, play vidya, listen to music.
>>33637697Like a cold showerIt'll wake me the fuck up
>>33637708Feels good and not that crazy when you think about how people meet these days
>>33637645Appreciate the words, what do you mean by voluntary, like if I consented?
>>33637718MSolve the problem if I can. If I can't, just accept it's out of my hands and hope for the best.
>>33637734the burgeranons and it would be a slaughter
>>33637734We'd lose since burgers have guns.
>>33637718drink, smoke cigarettes, sleep, shitpostjust healthy coping mechanisms teehee
>>33637630Women aren't like that at all though. Sounds like you're projecting your male experience onto women, or maybe you watch too much anime idk
>>33637708>What is dating 4chan wimmin like?They live in single wide trailers, tiny homes, or studio apartments in tenement blocks, have chronic illnesses that make it hard to walk, get high on research chemicals, are polyamorous with a husband they never have sex with, have pets who poop all over their home, and flirt and ERP with all of their male friends on social media
>>33637716none of these apply to me
>>33637734Burgerlords would sit on europoors and suffocate them
>>33637715Why not tell her?
>>33637749please don't do this to me unless you're chad
>>33637747Accurate
>>33637748You'd probably be cute in pajamas
>>33637695I'm pretty sure he and ENTJ are some of the only ones who have threatened mass shootings here
What is dating 4chan moids like?
>>33637734There's one euroanon or two (I think one of them is eastern european) I talked to him a few times months ago. I used to like talking to him because he would dial my anger down by how unphased he is. It's just that he (or the other anon I confuse him with) has a few incely ideas that he rationalizes through research kek But overall he's less of an incel than many maleanons here. I think he's a loner too and doesn't like his loneliness disturbed and transgressed (or maybe he said that to me because he was afraid I'd annoy him)But then again this is 4chan. So every moid you talk to has a 1000 alter egos so you never know what's real with them kek
>>33637697Talking like you're one of the girls is never attractive
>>33637747none of these apply to me either
>>33637750Her being a retard isn't my problem
>>33637756This should be the /adv/ banner
>>33637757dating me is pretty awful desu
>>33637756Where does ENTJ get the audacity to make videos about people who are supposedly weird and content farm worthy
>>33637673Does it help if english is not my main language? >You just want her to be sad a little because it makes you important.No, I really don't, I felt empathy for her before even meeting her when they told me her background story, I really don't know how to handle this, it's been years since I had actual female friends, and even more years since I had a relationship, and I still don't really know how I managed to pull that off
>>33637757They each have the sunken eyes and emotionless face of a kratom addict, listen to pretentious doomer music, and are your typical self-absorbed Performative Male Sad Boi faux-artistic, wannabe-intellectual types.
>>33637757Dice roll
>>33637740Sort of, I just mean explicitly non-coercive. Did you willingly participate? (rhetorical question btw). It isn't willing if there were threats direct or implied. Consensual is the everyday word we'd use I suppose, but I really do not want to entertain children can consent to such things if you know what I mean.
>>33637767>Her being a retard isn't my problemThat's harsh. What about the sisterhood? Aren't you supposed to be on a team against us moids?
>>33637760>So every moid you talk to has a 1000 alter egos so you never know what's real with them kekoh no my fellow moids they've caught on that we're just a singular superschizo moid posting under 1000 alter egos
>>33637757is like the best life experience and what you will remember when you are dying and having your last flashbacks
>>33637757The relationship usually ends in a restraining order and possibly a prison sentence.
>>33637772>They each have the sunken eyes and emotionless face of a kratom addict, listen to pretentious doomer music, and are your typical self-absorbed Performative Male Sad Boi faux-artistic, wannabe-intellectual types.yeah, I have an ok dick though.
>>33637757don't think a foid here could handle it, not even my thread crush (makes me sad)
>we all talked about the moon last night>today it's giant and orange for meAlright which of you anons fucked with the moon?
>>33637767Have you had sex with the guy?
>>33637786'twas me. I fucked the moon! I turned it orange with my pee pee!
>>33637786nobody. you are all just slaves to the programming of the internet, that's why you were talking about the moon.
I don't get it. Why do so many women read erotica about cuckolding their safe and loving bf with a wild bad boy type but will be immensely grossed out by the prospect of doing it irl?Isn't that a win win scenario for women? You get to have a husband AND fuck men you think are actually hot.
>>33637730this is probably the direction my life is going, so i hope so!
>>33637756Do you have the screenshot of "prove the ___ are using cuckold porn to destroy the white race"?
>>33637768Probably not. Even making that a thread image might have been unwise.>>33637797No I just went back a few threads to grab that from the OP.
>>33637790So are (You).
>>33637797You're still thinking about the cuckold porn, huh?
>>33637778I didn't say that moids are pretending to be different posters. That's not what an alter ego is.I meant they show you different personalities. To be honest, the word is "act". They act ad different people, especially when they talk to femanons. Moids here are theater kids in spirit.
>>33637191>>33637195>>33637221>>33637271i call bullshit on all those answers
>>33637757I am affectionate but retarded.
You people are so negative
>>33637425okay it's almost 4am so I'm gonna go eat now lolhopefully I don't wake anyone
>>33637791not a woman, but you jnow the saying "never meet your heroes"? that is a general truism, your ideas will ALWAYS be rosy compared to the real thing. such is life.women might think they're attracted to some hot guy or another, but that's only because she imagines him to support as good as he looks. in real life, it's always just supporting them that is most attractive (hence why the naive retard thinks simping and being an emotional tampon is a winning path)
>>33637800no. I'm different
>>33637804Retarded in what way?
>>33637803why
>>33637803You are crazy to think women don't have a thing for slasher killers.
I was chatting with a coworker and she ended it with "sorry to bother you" (she initiated the conversation), and I said "No, no, thank you", and she walked off. Can anyone think of anything I might've done/said to make her feel like I didn't want to talk to her? At one point while we were talking, I got a text message and looked at my phone, but that was about it. I'm also just, like, REALLY bad at keeping conversations going.
>>33637810Socially.
>>33637809No Sarge, you're really not.
>>33637775People tell her all the time and she just stops talking to them. He can do no wrong. I've started the conversation a number of times and she doesn't want to have that conversation. Not to mention I'm semi confident that she'll kill herself if she ever has to deal with it, she's not a functional adult, she's a totally kept woman who has cut off all her support structures.
the nicest friends i had all were into slasher killers and made me more comfortable in my sexuality even tho they will never know
Either genderWould you ever post a selfie on /soc/?
>>33637771>Does it help if english is not my main language?Neither is it mineLet me ask you, anon: you don't want this person, so why aren't you shrugging this thing off? Why are you thinking about, discussing it, even sound a little worried about it?
>>33637774i know what you mean lol thanks
>>33637196I actually enjoy this aesthetic i kinda understand the female mind a bit >>33637200Yeah this is the kind of takes that i don't agree with
>>33637824If I ever become handsome I might.
>>33637824mnever ever
>>33637824MI did, a couple years ago
>>33637824fno
>>33637824MI’d rather not
>>33637824MI did not long ago and I'm considering doing it again.
>>33637822>Stockholm syndromeOkay, that's different.
>>33637808what is that even supposed to mean?
>>33637817do you know for sure if she thought that,, or are you presuming based on how she said it? but in all likelihood>I'm also just, like, REALLY bad at keeping conversations going.if your conversation appeared stilted at all, and you were also checking your phone, then it probably really did felt like you didn't want to talk (or were busy). a lot of people might just say that generally, though.
>>33637803How. Mine is so tame.
>>33637838what are you having problems understanding
>>33637824Might post dick at some point. If I'm horny enough.
>>33637824M, I have done several times kek>>33637817she might also just be shy/awkward and was overly apologetic in excusing herselfnext time don't look at your phone though that's kinda rude>>33637823I was about to say "hoez mad" but female assassins are hot desu>>33637836based no fucks given poster
>>33637826No probs anonette, I hope you can get any issues sorted asap, i'll pray for ya
i would never ask about manon's hottest sexual fantasies
>>33637824f, i really don't think so. i've posted on /soc/ before but never any pictures of myself. never had any people i met off there last long or be good company either. just awkward conversations and ghostings.
What causes moids to become short tempered,easily irritable.. with their gf
>>33637791FIt's not that I'm against it categorically, but it's too committal for me. In a vacuum I would obviously do it.But irl if I could see into the future beforehand and see if my boyfriend won't get weird about it and that the guy I would "cheat" on him with is both hot AND respectful, which is exceedingly rare.You're right it *is* the best of both worlds, but you know what they say, you can't have your cake and eat it too.
>>33637845>based no fucks given posterYeah. Why not? I don't see any reason to be skittish. There are billions of pictures of faces on the internet.
>>33637844if i had one i'd post mine anywhere, it sounds fun
>>33637847I have a cuckquean one based on a dream I had, but I'll spare you the gory details.
>>33637847Ok
>>33637840>do you know for sure if she thought that,, or are you presuming based on how she said it?I mean, she said it, and she didn't sound sarcastic or anything. I hope I didn't upset her.>>33637845>she might also just be shy/awkward and was overly apologetic in excusing herselfShe hasn't given me that vibe at all, in the time that I've known her. But since I'm extremely socially awkward, maybe I just haven't picked up on it.>next time don't look at your phone though that's kinda rudeI just glanced at it when I felt it vibrate; I didn't unlock it or read anything. But I guess you're right.
>>33637843you phrased it really weird, I'm not sure what it is you're trying to even say.
>>33637812>>33637841Simply because i don't think that is what you actually find hot just some silly answers maybe they have some truth in them though i don't know>>33637814Maybe some to an extent
>>33637852How long has it been since you made him cum?
>>33637852Her being inconsiderate and poorly communicating
>>33635790>>33636457>>33637447>>33637497>>33637803Are you a sex negative feminist who thinks women are all delicate little demisexual flowers? What's your deal?
Women, why do you communicate with your bf via shitty unfunny memes instead of using your words
>>33637847I'll tell you anyway.My gf's sister is stupidly hot and I still remember a year ago we were drinking and at the end of the night we fell asleep on the couch and she ended up cuddling me in her sleep.I still jack off to that event and when I think about it during sex with my gf it makes me cum in seconds.
>>33637857You wouldn't want to make women uncomfortable though.
>>33637853why are women like this?
>>33637824MI've already done it :/
>>33637852lack of emotional maturity/regulation>>33637874kys>>33637855this, I think most people overestimate how much people care and how "special" they are. things are quickly forgotten and just lost to timealso helps that I have nothing to lose really lol>>33637869n-no sorry
>>33637874Nta>My gf'sisterImmediately want to lay my hands on anon's windpipe
>>33637863Every female friend and coworker I have has admitted to having a thing for either Ghostface (especially the first ones) or Michael Myers.
>>33636812I love size queens
>>33637872A picture is worth a thousand words, it's not our fault you're illiterate.
>>33637861>ust glanced at it when I felt it vibrate; I didn't unlock it or read anythingoh, that's alright theneither way does sound like she might be an awkward overthinking too if she apologised for talking to you lol
>>33637882It's probably a troll. I dated a twin, and even I didn't fantasize about her sister.
would being extremely skinny and malnourished affect the appearance of the penis/ balls? im drawing something and would like some input.
>>33637847I like to post them anyways and phrase them in the form of a question.
>>33637863personally i would only want to be with one man only for tons of reasons and i'd be scared to death if multiple men approached me and forced their way in no matter how it helps with my shyness, that's why it stays a fantasybut other than that it sounds ok to do that even with my imaginary bf but he needs to be good with guns himself, so i can't force that on him...
>>33637892same here, probably helped that her sister was really annoying though
>>33637893>im drawing something and would like some input.Perv!
>>33637881Yeah, realistically the worst thing that could happen would be a nameless stranger will say "ew". I guess maybe some guys are sensitive and I shouldn't judge them too much.
>>33637853blah blah blah I want to fuck chad blah blahwhat else is new?
>>33637897Lol, she was.
>>33637869Last one is my post the others are not also i'm the one who asked the original question, but no i don't think that they can't have fucked up fetishes but the answers seemed too silly also i doubt all women have fucked up fetishes so i'm on neither extremes
>>33637877no just men but not in a homosexual way
>>33637900>>33637879Anon literally asked a question and I answered it. Now stop being assholes.
>>33637772>They each have the sunken eyes and emotionless face of a kratom addictThe sunken eyes is true. What is a emotionless face? Like bored?
>>33637853That actually makes sense. Thanks for the explanation.
>>33637898haha no not at allits more horror related than anythingpoor guy just happens to be nude
>>33637899>maybe some guys are sensitive and I shouldn't judge them too muchwell they also gotta learn not to be so sensitive and take things personally lol
>>33637853whore
>>33637906How would it be different from posting your breasts?
>>33637908They're just insecure.
>>33637853you're part of the reason why the 19th will be repealed in the coming years
>>33637853Has a guy ever floated the idea to you?
FemanonsDo you actually masturbate to random hand pics or vocas?
Moids, how weirded out you'd be if i told you i like phallic shaped objects (for eg, i'd rather hot dog shaped over donut shaped) because it's a reliable shape
>>33637899best thing that happened when I posted a selfie on /soc/ years ago was when a hot goth girl rated a bunch of guys and rated me highest. I still think back to that if I think I'm ugly kek>>33637929"reliable" in what sense lmao, less likely to break or something?hotdogs are cool though (no homo)
>>33637927lol no
>>33637853If it weren't for the obsession with watching/being humiliated I might actually do it
>>33637927No
>>33637929Not at all? That is so tame
>>33637862sorry, i was phone posting while violently shitting. to sum it up:>women don't know what tf they want>they might think they want some fantasy, but that's because they can imagine the best parts and leave behind the worst (this is true of all fantasies)>men instinctually know what women want (security and resources), and dumb autistic men try to give them to them literally (in the form of simping and emotional tamponism and the like)clearer?
>>33637883That's interesting honestly to be expected but i find it hard to take women words at face value you know?>>33637896Oh so it's actually a fantasy of yours interesting, have you ever admitted this to anybody? What was their reaction?
>>33637825>why aren't you shrugging this thing off?Because I don't know if I might actually like her or not and because I don't even know how to do that without fearing I might make her feel bad
>>33637929penises are gross anon and so are things that resemble it
>>33637933Sorry, this was meant for >>33637791
Hypnotism is the most powerful magick
>>33637936>i was phone posting while violently shittinganon that's not very hygenic of youI was doing the same thing two weeks ago though tbf
Men,Would you get offended, whether secretly or not, if a chick told you apart of why she was attracted to you was cause you were chubby and/or fat?
>>33637900i want chad to force his chad cock in my throat and tell me how bad i am at taking it but that it's still better than jerking on his own
>>33637929Go away, JH.
>>33637927Ewww
>>33637943She hypnotized me, so I believe it
>>33637791Because turning a relationship into a fetishistic thing is offputting for a lot of people.
>>33637931>"reliable" in what sense lmao, less likely to break or something?>hotdogs are cool though (no homo)Yeah, like easy to hold, neat, it lends itself easier to biting, easy to carry....>>33637935You wouldn't think she craves dick and likes the shape because of that?
>>33637946Hot
>>33637945M, not offended at all, I'd just feel lucky to have her lolsounds like a win win situation desu, I can keep drinking beer and not go gym lol, also knowing she wouldn't prefer me if I got fit again
>>33637918i only want to show that to the right person and i feel like my chest would be very recognizeable anyway, if i was a man i wouldn't worry about any of that
>>33637945lol i wouldn't believe her or take her seriously
>>33637953>You wouldn't think she craves dickThat is all women
>>33637945wouldn't happen to me because I'm not fat, but I'm insecure about having a baby face and if a chick told me she liked me because of that I would hate her, but ultimately ignore her and move on.
>>33637924>>33637917>>33637879>>33637900>why aren't women honest with us?>woman is honest>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeFeels good to be a bvll. You cucks can watch.
>>33637953>easy to hold, neat, it lends itself easier to biting, easy to carry....well that's understandablekinda cute lol>>33637958I've been in this boat but then the dude she dated after me was chubbier lol, and this was an hourglass baddie
>>33637945No. I am fat.
>>33637961>baby face and if a chick told me she liked me because of that I would hate herwtfyou wouldn't want a shotacon gf jk
>>33637944no, and probably it's going to give me hemorrhoids, but unfortunately my stimulants can lock me into things, including phoneposting on the toilet, i try to time dosing to avoid this but my med schedule is off today because i slept an extra 5 hours this morning
>>33637964Then i would believe something is wrong with her mind is kinda like dudes who are chubbychasers
Post gender.How do you think you would handle it if your son or daughter turned out to be fucking evil? Like you learn that they killed or raped multiple people.
>>33637972>something is wrong with her mindI mean yeah she was batshit insane but she was hot>>33637970don't spend too long on the toilet bro, you will regret it if you get ass problems lol
>>33637967willing to post a pic?
>>33637956>i only want to show that to the right person and i feel like my chest would be very recognizeable anyway, if i was a man i wouldn't worry about any of thatWhy do you think you wouldn't care about only showing it to the right person?
>>33637974MI’m pretty callous, if that’s their decision I wouldn’t take it personally. Then again, murderers run in my family
>>33637976Not tonight.
>>33637945Yes because I am underweight
>>33637974M, I'd still love them but I'd obvs be very disappointed and upset, and probably scared in their company desu. And I would cooperate with authorities because I believe in justice for the victims and their families etc.
>>33637937>Oh so it's actually a fantasy of yoursI wouldn't really write those things seriously like that but it was another anon who was brave enough to do it first, and i came in support because i also am into it and i'm happy to not feel like a weird alien for once>have you ever admitted this to anybody?I do not talk about anything sexual to anyone i know
>>33637963>bvll>/atoga/ posterkek, you can only pick one lil bro and it looks like you picked wrong
>>33637956>my chest would be very recognizeable anywayHello, 34J femanon.
>>33637974based if femalecringe if malesame as always
>>33637987Is your whole gig misfiring your radar
>>33637987Got a reference?
>>33637853Pretty reasonable answer imo
>>33637980: [
Thinking about women tummy again
I’d rather take the easy route that ended up with me killing myself
>>33637974fi'd take them out then off myself
>>33637853>both hot AND respectful, which is exceedingly rareNot really, just within the guys that would set themselves up to be a part of that scenario
>>33637847I want a woman who could beat the living shit out of me, just like my mother used to when I was a child.
>>33638003NTA. Hot is pretty rare.
>>33637847yes you would. most women would be repulsed by my fantasy though (being drugged & forced to cum endlessly. what's really sad is that there are easily available things that reliably put me in a drugged infinitely cumming state! but unfortunately i am scheduled to die alone)>>33637945i actually had some whole other answer written up but after having recently experienced having parts of me i don't like appreciated by a partner, i think i'd be happy just to hear your thoughts regardless of what they were abouti did have a girl that was interested in me because she was into age gaps though, that hurt me a little bit lol
you know what, fine, if you all think I like Chad so much, I guess I'll just date him then.If I'm going to get called a whore I might as well enjoy myself.
Tfw no bulge to sit on until the jeans become tighter :(
>>33638011men are gross and so are you for liking them
>>33638000>I’d rather take the easy route that ended up with me killing myselfWhat's troubling you?
>>33638013moid hands
>>33638010You should date me
>>33638010Get it, girl!
>>33638008what would you consider universally hot? Chris Hemsworth at his peak?
>>33638014That my mom doesn’t support me. That I let my own life crumble to such shit. Honestly? Not much.
>>33637977As a man? Because i don't see both sexes as the same thing
Girls are you a madonna or a whore
>>33638015you wish
>>33638010>you know what, fine, if you all think I like Chad so much, I guess I'll just date him then.>If I'm going to get called a whore I might as well enjoy myself.I don't blame you, If I was a woman, that's probably what I would do.
>>33638023your opinion is irrelevant regardless kekother people aren't responsible for how bitter you are.
>>33638011imagine being attracted to dicks lmao
>>33638007she should have done it harder
>>33638010Do you even know a chad?
>>33638007least insane mommy issues poster>>33638010based chad enjoyer>>33638011ow>>33638019you can build your life back up again anonI was a homeless alcoholic a year ago, since then I've worked jobs and made friends and dated
>>33638013Hot
>>33637974mthis would not happen because i would not be a bad father and would pay enough attention to know of warning signs. 99.99% of the time that something like that happens, there were warning signs. it is never the happy person that shoots up a school or rapes some girl, it's always an e.g. tranny, incel, etc.If there were no warning signs, if this did just seriously come from out of the blue, then probably I'd reckon something happened to them that broke them, either a TBI or some kind of latent mental trauma.
>>33638022whore
>>33638028moid hands
>>33638020>As a man?Yeah. I'm just curious why you'd feel differently?
>>33638010\the feminist snake charmers titter as they watch their serpent dance\
>>33638022if i'm honest i'm probably a whore. i've never had sex but i'm viciously horny and i've gone to ridiculous lengths to get off and get other people off, just because i'm a coward about being slutty doesn't make it any less real. i am literally edging right now. definitely not pure of heart here lol
Imagine you go to fuck a guy and his dick is chafed
>>33638029Yes, she should have had.
>>33638042Based.>>33638036Based, and cum for us.
>>33638043Imagine you go to fuck a guy and his dick is small
>>33638042are you the anon that i think you are?
>>33638046Well my dick is chafed
>>33638042You should get some sex
>>33638045I'm retarded, and fucked up the order. Oh well.
>>33638047definitely not lmao
>>33638042if you're fine not being wife material the world could be your oyster
>>33638034even with warning signs though sometimes you are powerless to stop things happening. you can't watch them every second of the day and make sure they don't end up raping or killing someone, especially when they're an adult
>>33638038i'm not really sure how to explain that i'm a bit retarded and might some sort of sexist thoughts but i don't hate girls and it's just about how i would perceive myself
>>33638010How long do you think It'll take for you to find one?
>>33638051you have not convinced me yet, whore. tell me something she would never say.
>>33638042>just because i'm a coward about being sluttyI have a sneaking suspicion that all women are sluts, not in a bad way, but I just call bullshit when I hear them say "ugh, we are not a hivemind", or something along those lines.In fact, shy (nerdy) girls are usually the biggest sluts out there. Being a slut is fine, being a liar however is not.
>>33638057hot.
Slut whore bitch lasagna
>>33638056couple of weeks if I put my mind to it. I know for damn sure I can get at least a really really nice fwb out of this though.
Femanons, would you consider a man who was molested by his mom when younger as "damaged goods"?
Women, what are your two favorite positions?
i wish Chad could sit in front of me on the bus with his legs spread by the sides of my seat again
>>33638059this. women are just as horny if not more than men, they're just better at hiding it.
>>33638063no, jesus. damaged goods is a guy who will never get over his ex, that's just a guy who needs compassion and safety :(
>>33638063no because it's a stupid concept
>>33638066I thought women didn't like manspreading lol
>>33638060rofl that was pretty good banter actually, not bad fempai
>>33638062Good luck!
>>33637945all anons that said no should be required to post a body pic
>>33638059horny and slutty aren't the same but go off ignot sure why you're soapboxing at me lol
>>33638069is the guy who will never get over his ex in the room with us? kek
>>33638066how can you even ride the bus after that murder the other day
>>33638063yes, I'm not about to be his surrogate mommy or therapist. He can either man up or fall behind, either way, I'm not cleaning up his mess.>>33638064Doggy & missionary (pegging)>>33638066stop I want to go to bed, not masturbate again.
>>33638069NTA, thanks anon, nice hopefuel
>>33637974MLike the Dad from Fire and Ice
>>33638077why? just believe me that I'm skinnyfat lol>>33638081sounds like an america moment desu>>33638082>He can either man up or fall behindbrootal
>>33638069>that's just a guy who needs compassion and safety :(This is always what women say, and then they accuse you of making up your trauma for pity
>>33638053this is true, you cannot. but all i mean to say is that i'd eliminate the chance as much as is reasonable. if it still happened, then like i said before, i'll figure there's some kind of external cause (i don't really believe in people being evil, at least not in the way you used it in your post)
>>33638063yes. Men are built different. If you can't protect yourself from being molested then how are you going to protect me?
>>33638068I wish that was true
Men, tell a joke.
>>33638073not if it's chad>>33638081i don't live in an anglonia and there are no crimes in my place
>>33635040MAkes you brad
breakfast at night tastes so good
>>33638086skinny fat isnt chubby/fat, too slim, so you wouldnt be included anyways
>>33638094Uhm, thank you?
>>33638077>anon wants to see my silver wolf kigu
>>33638063jfc men will really go through a fraction of the trauma that women are expected to put up with and start a pity party about it.You don't deserve special treatment, so if you can't pull your weight, what good are you in a relationship?
>>33638082He's damaged goods because he was molested when he was younger, but he's a though man when you peg him? Kek. Insane.
>>33638098idk what that is but yes do post
>>33638078they are
>>33638102NTA but it's a fursuit
>>33638101tough*
>>33638081>how can you even ride the bus after that murder the other daysome people can into statistical reasoning. if you see a story about someone murdered on a bus and you now no longer ride any buses, you are a certified retard SIMPLE AS
Zoomer whitebois are so pretty i want one so bad
>>33638100>You don't deserve special treatment, so if you can't pull your weight, what good are you in a relationship?Most empathetic femanon
>>33638087Speaking from experience? That fucking sucks.
What percentage of thin women have boobs like this irl? 25-30 percent?
>>33638101>but he's a though man when you peg him?>Kek. Insane.*wasI don't want to peg men who are already broken. It's a lot more fun to see a guy who is calm assertive and strong get on all fours and degrade himself by getting penetrated.
>>33638096It is though isn't it? I have a beer belly, pretty sure that makes me fat
>>336381151% you dumb coomer
>>33638116You ever done that?
>>33638109the ones that aren't MAGA MGTOW are astonishingly effeminate and instead of you stealing their hoodies like in a normal relationship they will steal your dresses
>>33638117skinnyfat usually means you look to be around average build when clothes.being chubby/fat means you are visibly overweight even when clothed. that's what im into.
>>33638092Ethical Non Monogamy
>>33638115Thin women have thin boobs, fat women have fat boobs.
>>33638106grr it's not a fursuit!! you're always so mean to me, doing this in front of my friends!!>>33638102i'm actually not going to post me in my pajamas. i can describe my body shape to you if you'd like though, you'd probably be into it if you like fat guys. very tall and meaty w/ an awkward, feminine shape.
>>33638123Pickle
>>33638082what's the deal with that? is it because you don't enjoy normal sex, do you hate men?
>>33638092What's the difference between a baby and a bag of coke?
>>33638129Didn't you post it before?
>>33638114nta, but all women are the same, they will either flat out shit on you or keep it for a later argument
>>33638120It can't be that rare. Aren't those C cups?
>>33638129shame that youre tall, im into shorter guys, but do go on with more about ur appearance nonetheless, facial too, hair color? eye color? how hairy are you? the less hairy the better but ive picked up overtime that fatter guys tend to be hairier which is a shame but not a deal breaker.
>>33638115anime is a silly example but body types like that can be naturally possible but it's absolutely not common and i cry everytime i see comments about it but instead of being depressed about it i will actually turn it into something good, you don't care about this but i doalso you do seem like a coomer anyway
>>33638131I love men, just not you :)
>>33638115I seen this irl I mean just the boobs not the animushittery part. thin girl with bulbous natural titties
>>33638136>C cupsYou are actually delusional
>>33638134oh yeah, kind of, i think i posted a picture of it with my hand (and then people bullied my hand ;_;)
>>33638116So when you get fucked by him, and having been fucked by tens before him, you're damaged goods too?Kek, you're mentally ill.
>>33638136C cups are like something average irl anon
>>33638139That wasn't my question, and I doubt a woman could actually tell what being a man is all about.
I'm getting the urge to say the n word
>average boob size in the US are DDI thought that was neat until I realized it's probably because they're overweight
>>33638141Then what are they?
>>33638149What the fuck? I was just listening to that song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp5wvpkf-EA
>>33638149Don't do it
>>33638092Charlie ever wanting somebody like you
>>33637738yeah right? keep in mind though the guy has literally never mentioned you and him dating. hes never even asked you out, he's at most asked for 'hangouts', you just talk a lot, to include even sensitive topics like your past relationships, etc. basically indistinguishable from being good friends thanks btw for replying and if you'll reply to this post as well.
>>33638154Wtf is this artist?
>the best selling dildo with the least return rate is 7 incheswomen, explain yourselves
>>33638132The bag of coke doesn't cry on the plane
>>33638151idk anime 32FF/G maybe
>>33638163Wrong.Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of coke.
>>33638162what is there to explain?
>>33638162You can return them?
>>33638159AI song
>>33638162brahs.... are we cooked?
>>33638170Does someone from 4chan run the account?
>tfw no chubby anons posted themselves
>>33638100>>33638089This is good advice somehow, it tells me I should train myself to become gay and not feel sorry for women who get raped.>>33638082>I'm not about to be his surrogate mommy or therapistfair enough
>>33638168I was under the impression that 7 inches was "too big".Seems like I have to get back on my pumping routine thoughever
>>33638167but if he did, the bag of coke still wouldn't cry
>>33638175Probably
>>336381628 inch bros...
>>33638178Eating an extra serving of trail mix just for you, babe. Bloat bloat bloat...
do people really even return dildos
>>33638191women are sick
>the best selling fleshlight with the lowest return rate has a 5 inch depthMen, care to explain?
>>33638179You should go to therapy and never share that you got molested with women, huge ick
>>33638191You know you can buy something and return it unopened, right?
>>33638125Oh right, yeah I look fine with clothes and people have asked me if I work out (I don't lmao) so I guess I'm not a real fat gamer yet ):
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Ah it’s rage bait thread
>>33638055No, that's fine. I'm not judging you.
>>33638197rule of thumb, no man boobs = ur too slim to be considered fat in any regard
She could have said it in a nicer way. Even at that age, she was smart enough to have said it less negatively.
>>33638195Women really are self centered when it's about their cunts
>>33638191>he doesn't buy his dildos usedthis is why you're poor
>>33638163What airline are you able to smuggle coke on, asking for a friend
guys if i make a new thread with a cute picture would we use that one instead or is it pointless
>>33638137you're this anon >>33638042 aren't you, squidward?yes, i am quite tall, you would certainly not be the big one. >facefairly attractive, i'm not super cut but my face looks fine, it's usually rated a 7 or 8 i'd say (of course nobody uses 5 for average so i suppose this makes me merely not hideous). i have a full beard atm since we're heading into winter. face is freckly, like a ginger's might be. my friends say i look like trent reznor.>hairon my head, right now it's a bit unstyled and i haven't had it cut or trimmed since may (i'm a bit of a hermit...), but hair on my head is chestnut, beard is much more red, though still dark. all of my hair is now starting to get gray hairs even though i'm not even 30 yet, pretty sure i'm on track to have peppery hair>eye colorhazel, going towards brown. they almost feel like the color red, imo.i'm medium hairy. i seem to get hairier as i grow older? i'm not attached to being hairy though, if a partner wanted me to be smoothe, i'd shave (or maybe laser if we were long term). wait a minute, what deal??
>>33638214New thread was already madesave the pic for the next one
>>33638204I do have slight manboobs actually
>>33638196i've never done it but that would imply that they didn't even try it so what is anon's point then...>>33638211true
>>33638214You could try but the thread will probably get nuked.
>>33638216i know, i hate it
>>33638224It's over for cuteposters. We lost.
>>33638200>>33638214>Not even page 9Lmao.
>>33638215swingandamiss
>>33638222He doesn't have a point he's trying to make people insecure about their dicks.
>>33638233i KNOW i was WAITING to post a cute OP but tits mcghee over here shot his load early. this is why we can't have nice things.
>>33638062NTA. The incels are finally going to get a guy laid, just not themselves...
>>33638158What is the end goal here? For you to confess your feelings? If he liked you, he wouldn't try to coax you into confessing. Guys only do that to girls whom they know they like them and want them to confess for an ego boost. If you think he's trying to make him jealous, well you didn't mention this was a reaction to anything.And to be honest the above is teenage behavior, so if you're adults then there's no chance he's trying to make you jealous. And he's looking for hookups, meaning he's NOT your guy. He's not in that mental space for a relationship right now.Tbh, at any case, your safest bet is to treat the words for what they are and don't guess too much about other possible interpretations. Even if he weren't serious and was just trying to gauge your reaction, then why would you be with someone who feels comfortable playing these types of games with you for an ego boost?
>>33638241Are you the same anon who seethed over it last thread because the other OP thought the older thread reached it's image limit?
>>33638234LMAO oh well, it was almost good bants
>>33638082>peggingCan you pound the cum out of a guy without touching his dick?
>>33638212any airplane, if you know the right people
>>33638252no, i just like when the OPs are aesthetic and cozy. i dont really care when new threads are posted if the op pic is nice.
>>33638214>>33638224What's wrong with the thread?
>>33638212um, most will give you some for free, no need to smuggle it in. i'd be more worried about TSA, you can just try running through with a can or bottle in hand but they really don't like it when you do that
>>33638212Delta Air Lines
>>33638241>>33638260As long as you don't post the retarded "rules" that are posted at the start of the thread>you can include hating ENTJ then you're clear to make the next one
>>33638087To be fair, did we not have a moid like a year ago whose big claim to fame was getting raped, who we later learned wasn't abused at all?
>>33638217u tease me too much, are u gonna post em or not?>>33638215>you're this anonlol no, while i share the trait of being a virgin w that other anon, i am not as hypersexual, or sexual at all. you do sound like a pretty handsome anon though i can’t lie, especially charming that you'd mention a willingness to shave, not much can be done about the height though, how tall are you anyways? an ideal guy for me would be 5'7 absolute maximum, the shorter the better.
>>33638286He was telling the truth, BlueValkyrie is just mad at him because he's monogamous and she's polyamorous.
>>33638291>not sexual at allWhat's the appeal of having a guy who's extra short? What's the appeal of having a guy who's extra chubby? Pretty sure you have yourself a fetish, ma'am.
>>33638286What the other anon said. You shouldn't trust even one word that she says about him. And accusing an actual victim of making it up because you got dumped is absolutely fucking insane.
>>33638332im pretty short myself so i just want someone closer to height to me. its more of a convenience thing. plus to feel less emasculated.the chubby/fat thing is simply my taste in guys, just as other females find tall and ripped guys handsome, i find softer, fat guys attractive. and not sexual doesn’t equate to no physical attraction either, i'd love to hold hands, kiss, and cuddle, especially if he’s a nice clean-shaven short chubby guy.
>>33638380>plus to feel less emasculated.Ummm...
>>33638393i must come clean, i am a pooner, but if ftms are just women according to 99% of ppl on this forum then i dont see the point in mentioning it
>>33638291i'm 6'3, definitely far from 5'7 lmao. i like being tall so i'm not so sure i'd change that if i could, but i'd probably modify any part of my appearance i could for a partner if it was that important to them, i'm not very tied down to the way that i look. i have a slight fetish for being emasculated (funny enough), so probably you could get more than creative enough to not feel very emasculated by me. my hips are really wide so i do just tend to have a feminine form. not sexual at all though? that's a real shame, sex with people you love is fun
>>33638404Why not just be a Tomboy?
>>33638417>my hips are really wide so i do just tend to have a feminine form.well now you have to post some sort of proof, u dont have to include ur face if thats whats deterring you>sex with people you love is funi bet it is but its all just rather intimidating
>>33638475because tomboys arent male
>>33638480sorry, very very deep aversion to posting any kind of image of me online, you'll have to use your imagination. i promise you it isn't anything to write home about, just an awkward shape for a guy to have. besides, my pajamas kind of erase any sort of form anyway because it's one piece and they're real baggy>i bet it is but its all just rather intimidatingwell you shouldn't let that stop you,is what i would say but i don't really get into relationships or fuck people for similar reasons
>>33636911Why do women insist on proving my hatred of them justified?
