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men, how far would you go with a woman that looked like this? fuck? date? marry with the purpose of reproduction?women, how would you feel if you looked like this?
>>33638198I wish women didn't exist.
I wish men cared about women for their personality more than their looks. Even the ones who say they do never truly mean it.
>>33638198>me on the right
>>33638208I don't like fat women
>>33638213I wish women had a personality.
>>33638198this thing creeps me out more than the pic of like 3 threads ago
What's it like to have sex with Chad vs a normal moid?
>>33638209I would beg to differ
>>33638213Just have both
>>33638209This is violating so many health codes :(
>>33638209I'm not eating that Jackson pollock-ass egg>>33638208Marry if I liked her>>33638213I've dated for looks and I've dated for personality They all break my heart anyway so now I realise I may as well just date the baddies
>>33638213>women for their personalityWomen don't have personalities, you all just repeat the same shit.
>>33638227i'll only know about sex with one chad but i won't get there yet
>>33638208one night stand material
>>33638208I wouldn't.
>>33638228>that behind the back pov shotReminds me of when I’d tease my ex when she was in the kitchen, grabbing her hips and wrapping her upDamn she was gorgeous
For the femanonsWhat would it take for you to give an ftm a chance? I promise to treat you well :^]
>>33638237i love abusechads so much
>>33638208MIts been a while since I've seen one of your posts. Anyways, I wouldn't acknowledge her as a sexual being. She'd probably be a good friend Picrel is the type of fat I'd breed mercilessly
>>33638226>this thing creeps me out more than the pic of like 3 threads agoThe lifeguard art?Why did that creep you out?
why can't atoga femanons look like that?
>>33638251no the one with corpses i think
>>33638228>Using 4 frying pans to make one sandwichRidiculous.
What is life like for those conventionally attractive tiktok whiteboys?
Big Breasted Women, do you ever get a feeling of satisfaction seeing your boobs and/or cleavage in your periphery vision?Flatties (endearing), Do you ever get a sense of longing being unable to make sufficient cleavage without cheatcodes?
>>33638262cute feet
Round 1 is over
>>33638238Have you had sex with a normie?
>>33638269probably really easy
>>33638271Be less obvious next time.
>>33638275Yeah :(
>>33638228I would much rather eat this with a side of white rice instead of having it formatted as a sandwich :/
>>33638271Thats mean
>>33638228Is it true that her stepdad films these?
>>33638271i would only like to see how Chad sinks his hands into it and shapes it as he likes it
>>33638273Helen Parr is the zeitgeist
GenderHow awkward was your first time?
I wish more femanons would take up yoga
Moid, we're getting a dogWhich breed?
>>33638278less obvious about what? this is a genuine question. I'll rephrase it if I need to.
>>33638273>Eva beating JudyRobo waifus are the future.Also>How close Leela and Lola wasI'm surprised
>>33638274no i never had sex in general, i'm saving myself for imaginary chad
How do you motivate yourself to learn new things?
>>33638290MVery. I dissociated and fucked like a pornstar, she had no idea
>>33638293which ever will breed you the hardest if you catch my drift
>>33638285What's your bra size?
>>33638290MGot hard but couldn't bust.
>>33638292>>33638262I will never be as pretty as her, wtf is even the point?
>>33638273Left Bracket is fucking stacked, lotta heavy hitters in that one. Right Bracket kinda sucks in comparison.
Talking to the girls here makes me limper than overcooked spaghetti, and that's a good thing.>>33638290M, it was
>>33638304Nah we should go out
>>33638293I like the samoyed because it's a big ball of fluff, like you took a regular dog and spun it a few rounds in the dryer.
>>33638304No, you should not.
>>33638302only chad will know
>>33638304nooo ur so cute dont kill yourself pathetic-chan
Masturbating makes me feel sick because for half a second it will almost feel like he’s there but he’s not and then I just feel ashamed and embarrassed
>>33638300if it's gonna get hard, it'll be on your asshole
>>33638290f, knowing me, i will probably post about it if it happens.
>>33638283I'm sorry, it wasn't meant to be...
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33638269I'm not that attractive or anything but I was more attractive in my late teens and early 20sI think people are just nicer to you in general desu. Halo effect is real so they often assume you're better than you actually are. It's easier to get certain jobs and women are more forward with you. Other than that though probably not all that different unless you know how to really capitalise on it>>33638273RIP Clover and Sam, hooray for Mandy and Eris>>33638290My first time speedrunning Sonic Adventure DX was pretty awkward but I eventually learned the game
>>33638304how so?
>>33638305>>33638304I don't get it, just date chad? That's usually the one size fits all solution for women's problems
>>33638305Hes demoralizationposting don't let him get to you
>>33638213if there was one guy that truly meant it, it'd be me, but truth is i care about looks as well. there's actually a lot of entanglement between the two. i can look at a pic like in >>33638208 and immediately understand a lot about them from their body and presentation alone.>>33638290mhaven't fucked yet, but most first times were fun. a lot of people get wrapped up in their thoughts, i get anxious when thinking about doing this stuff, but it's always fun in the moment. was that way when kissing, when fooling around, first time sexting or sending nudes.>>33638293me!>>33638298stimulants, if your feet are too cold to dabble in chemicals then consider cold showers in the morning, exercising, meditating on a future goal (like living out experiencing the goal), edging.
>>33638309kek, i like this description, almost as cute as the dog
>>33638290>>33638307*M, it was a bit awkard, I only stopped being nervous about it after meeting a few different women
>>33638312Would you let him tittyfuck you?
>>33638304It's gotta be sad knowing that the only reason you get sympathy for being suicidal is because all of these touch starved virgins want to put their dicks inside you.In either case don't do it, but if you do, do a flip.
>>33638322Dumbass it's a moid larping
>>33638320I’m weak I’m stupid I’m ineloquent I’m a doormat I’m lazy I’m anxious I’m ugly I’m mean I’m evil I’m retarded
>>33638319Ur pissing me off
>>33638304nooo dont kill yourself your so sexy aha
>>33638293>we're getting a dogWill my cat like itMaybe a golden retriever I think I'm allergic tho>>33638298My ADHD brain just decides to hyperfixate on learning some useless shit for a few hours>>33638304You're not pathetic anon *hug*>>33638314Nothing wrong with masturbating lol
>>33638290MExtremely. I'd greentext it but idk if anybody wants to see all that.>>33638319BASED. I'm just trying to get all of the emblems and it's pretty fucking hard at points.
>>33638329well, you can fix at least one of those things.what do you do for a living?
>>33638208I wouldn't. It's not just about being obese, but also those ripped jeans. You don't make practical choices if your idea of good pants is ripped jeans for style reasons. Someone had to ruin a perfectly good pair of jeans to make that.
>>33638314anon who tf is "he"?
>>33638303how does this happen
>>33638328How do you know
Lmao, bad news if you think you're straight and listen to this guy.
>>33638334>Extremely. I'd greentext it but idk if anybody wants to see all that.I do
>>33638335Jew daycare
>>33638326Chad wouldn't have to ask this question.
wait, did I miss the plot development?Did women finally admit to liking Chad?This is huge.
>>33638228If she puts this effort into dinner everyday I'd overlook the tattoo and bellybutton piercing (she can take that out later anyway)>>33638265>>33638281Y'all some picky ass niggas you know that? Live a little you uptight chuds
I love my thread crush
>>33638344thank you
>>33638347You just want her to verbally kick you in the balls again
MoidsWhat's the most obsessed thing you got and did because of a girl/woman?
>>33638330Skill issue>>33638334I got all emblems in SA1 and SA2 so lemme know if you need any pointers What are you struggling with? >>33638331Lmao>>33638329Your brain is telling you lies, I'm sure you are sweet>>33638334>idk if anybody wants to see all that.Show the class moid
>>33638344How do I become Chad?
>>33638341who?
>>33638338If you get too nervous or anxious I can see it happening
>>33638265Taking cross contamination seriously is not ridiculous.
>>33638290MI'm 26 and a virgin.
>>33638347Stop saying this every thread if you aren't gonna tell us who s/he is
>>33638343well you are not so useless after all. I don't think you should kill yourself.
>>33638334Let's hear it
Women are stupid.
>>33638349That's a different anon.
>>33638355It is
>>33638350hornyposted on /atoga/.I unironically put more effort into flirting with an anonymous stranger that could have been some random guy for all I know, than in any of my actual relationships combined.
>>33638292God I fucking love camel toe, its just so inviting.>>33638290MCouldn't cum but I did get a lot of praise for my technique. She didn't believe I was a virgin. The awkwardness really came from the buildup to it cause I'm a bit spergy. We were with a group of friends (6 in total including us), all couples, and staying over at their house then at some point in the night we all broke off from the group cause the women wanted to fuck. I ended up doing it with my girl in our friends van.The act itself was easy since I was just running on instinct.>>33638293Xolo or Chihuahua if you like small dogs.Borzoi or Afghan Silk Hound if you prefer bigger dogs.
>>33638360nuh uh all women are queens
>>33638353The biggest podcaster on Earth. He has a show that's so big, that refusing to go on it has been cited as a contributing factor as to why Kamala lost the election (not to get too political)
>>33638354does it hurt?
>>33638358I contribute nothing to society I have nothing and no one I don’t have anything to show for my years on earth just fantasies in my head
>>33638349Sexy...
>>33638341Majority of men also find it a turn-off if you're an obese poly single mom
>>33638364You sound fucked
>>33638305You can still be flexible and blow minds. You'd be adding technique to your repertoire.
>>33638350>What's the most obsessed thing you got and did because of a girl/woman?Find out what music she likes, what books she likes, what movies she likes, etc.Listen to the music, read the books, watch the movies.Use them as excuses to get her attention and jumpstart conversations.
>>33638329I like talking to you tbqh
>>33638345yes last thread a brave femanon finally stepped forward and was the first to cast the stone so to speak and started gushing over Chad and all the other femanons followed suit. Not a hivemind my ass.
>>33638368Only your ego
>>33638329uh oh, somebody forgot to practice her daily affirmations in the shower!>>33638351>offering anons sonic adventure helpvery endearing
>>33638346>Y'all some picky ass niggasSays the nigga that doesn't like tattoos or piercings. Those are modest ones too at that.
>>33638369Nta but there's nothing wrong with just existing and beeing yourself anon. Fantasies are cool, maybe you could write stories or something...
>>33638377>and all the other femanons followed suitReally? It seemed like it was just her.
Was at gym and the two qt sisters have stopped near me to chat with me.Women are so nice!!!One of them complimented my benchpress a lot and my progress<3
>>33638269Idk what the boys but I worked with a guy who's daughter was TikTok famous, he told me she has no friends irl and only knows people online, and tried to go to trade school (we're in a trade) and gave up and decided she wanted to do join the military to do the trade in the military (she probably wants to be one of those military TikTok girls imo).It's pretty sad, he told me that she's gorgeous.
>>33638329Not fat, huge W
>>33638365>Afghan Silk HoundKek, not the jeffrey star dog!
>>33638377i'm 1 chadsexual, but there was an anon who had good reasons for her choice, we are not the same
Women, have you ever squirted?
>>33638379>very endearingWhat the fuck did you just call meI'm going to bed (if you need tips though lmk uwu <3)>>33638385W gym creep moment
>>33638349if >her is me, then i didn't intend it like that
>>33638369what's stopping you from finding a bf?there's also plenty of single and lonely guys out there.
>>33638388Please don't ruin them for me :(I never made that connection until now ._.
>>33638387That’s not even something I worked for intentionally I just look like shit naturally
Why don't women like this realize they can just show us their pussy and make tons of money?
>>33638349Speaking of ball kicking, I haven't seen ihatewomen all day.
>>33638292That's a big pussy
>>33638364Holy shit, why not just put that effort into irl?I do and women love it.
>>33638395I have a hard time making fridnds >>33638376I don’t think you do
women would you rather have sex with a Great Dane or an /atoga/ anon?
>>33638397What made you spiral?
>>33638381I just said I'd overlook them if she put the work into the kitchen you stupid ass niggaTattoos are for soldiers, sailors and slaves.
>>33638399they are deluded and think their "dignity" is worth anything, even tho she has been fucked and degraded by her previous employers.
>>33638364Hornyposting is fun howeverbeit.>Tfw spoke with a cute girl today >She said something about having a better grip>Immediately think of pussy grip I might be a coombrain.
>>33638333I asked about the dog breed and you answered "Will my cat like itMaybe a golden retrieverI think I'm allergic tho" but now I want you to teach me some "useless" thing you learned
>>33638403well, it's never late to start, how old are you anyways?try finding new friends, what about reconnecting with old ones?
any male who had sex before, leave the thread RIGHT NOW
>>33638402I get bored really quickly. Once I "have" them and the chase period is over I'm like a dog chasing cars, I just move on to the next one once I "figured them out".
>>33638010>>33638377>>33638345>>33638389See, as a virgin guy who's only average looking, I've definitely never wanted women to feel like they have to suppress their preferences, or forego pleasurable sex just so guys like me aren't bummed out.
>>33638413Ok goodnight
>>33638338People say orgasm for women is all about the mindset, same is true for men. It's you're too nervous you can't bust.
>>33638413This isn't r9k femcel
>>33638342>>33638351>>33638359This isn't any sort of larp and it's probably not that interesting.>be me, 21m>finally meeting a girl I've known since I was 13, we met online and we decided to finally meet in person now that we're both free adults>we decide to have a week-long getaway in a hotel, really nice suite>we get there, I'm extremely nervous, it takes all my willpower just to give her a hug at last>she goes to take my first kiss, I stop her>I had practiced kissing on the back of my hand and need to make sure I don't fuck it up, so I needed a quick refresher>things progress, 30 minutes later she's straddling me and guiding me into her>I'm flaccid, I'm just way too nervous and anxious>we stop trying, we take turns showering and I think>"this is the same girl I always talk to, who I've loved for almost a decade, I really shouldn't be nervous">we hang out for a bit, eat, watch Kitchen Nightmares together>around 11, we start naturally building up to sex>I'm still nervous, but it now translates into doing what I want but making sure she's okay with everything>I unironically try some stuff I saw in hentai, regarding not just thrusting but rolling my hips and grinding against her, she loves it>when I'm about to cum, I say, "____, I love you, I'm about to cum">she replies, "I love you too, please, do it inside">we snuggle the rest of the night and fall asleep saying I love you back and forth
>>33638408You're still judging her just cause she has them retard. Just like how I said I'd rather have white rice instead of the bread.
>>33638421ok sorry i will stop posting instead
>>33638413>any male who had sex before, leave the thread RIGHT NOWNope, I want to chat about sex with femanons.
>>33638401Probably fake pussy lip underwear.
>>33638407When am I not spiraling>>33638412My “friends” don’t like me
>>33638396https://youtu.be/7T9yMSNG1iQ
>>33638426Cuck
>>33638403I actually do.
>>33638392rofl sweet dreams anonny
>>33638427More women should wear that, it should become a trend like whale tails were.
>>33638422>so I needed a quick refresherDid you quickly kiss your hand?
>>33638351>What are you struggling with?I got them all in SA2. It's the SA1 Knuckles missions where you find all three emeralds in a minute.
>>33638405?????????????????????????????the fucking human being?? what????
>>33638405>YJK
>>33638422Not even bad
>>33638430Nope, I'm a sex haver.
>>33638405Fthe height difference I deserve
>>33638429Sorry bud, I'm eating right now so I'm not gonna watch that and I'll probably forget to go back to it later.If you want to give me a qrd then you can
I wish my face wasn't so deformed. My side profile is round and my eyes bulge out. So ugly I want to kms.
>>33638416i mostly just kinda joke about it dw but it's nice of you, i feel like there's nothing wrong with guys wanting stacies either
>>33638440Dunno how, must’ve been rape
>>33638422Cute I'm glad it was romantic like that, did you date after?
>>33638441What is that in inches?
>>33638428When you wake up?
>>33638428>My “friends” don’t like meThen find new friends that like you back.Also stop hanging out with people that don't like you.
>>33638444unless youve ever been stopped on the street by someone staring at u and/or pointing out how ugly u are, u arent that uglycheer up anon
>>33638350>What's the most obsessed thing you got and did because of a girl/woman?Collect thousands of pictures of her.Bought a plush of her and take her places.
>>33638425How about you ask the other gender questions?
>>33638447I'm a handsome guy.
>>33638428also, how do you know they don't like you to begin with?
>>33638450About three point fifty hamburgers.
>>33638441tfw you will never be 50cm taller than your gf why even live
>>33638435Yes. I think I blurted out "um, hang on!" and I did it a few times before we went for it.>>33638448Well, we spent the rest of the week together, and went out in public a number of times. The day she went back home, she cried and kept hugging me and refused to let me go because she thought we'd never see each other again (she ended up being right).
>>33638444You probably have body dysmorphia like I do.
>>33638450dunno, don't care.If I can't realistically bury my head in his man boobs standing up, I don't want him.
>>33638454>unless youve ever been stopped on the street by someone staring at u and/or pointing out how ugly u are, u arent that uglyI've been called ugly by my own classmates and family. Random strangers won't do that because they avoid you entirely.
>>33638458Personality like a wet sack of rocks
>>33638464How tall are you?
>>33638465>classmatesprobably early school years though no?kids are brutal and call anyone ugly >familyalso normal, especially if its your siblings
>>33638456it gets hard when there's not enough virgin aura for me but i'll try to get around it in time maybe
>>33638465Make up doesnt help?
State genderWould you date a they/them?
How many y'all eaten a samosa?
>>336384675'10
>>33638463Nope it's a legitimate deformity that mildly impairs my breathing and resting mouth posture. I can't afford the surgery for it.>>33638469It happened in middle and high school too. And it was my own mother who has told me even as an adult.>>33638473You can't makeup a deformed jaw and nonexistent chin.
>>33638474If they look like hunter schafer ye
>>33638464>If I can't realistically bury my head in his man boobs standing up, I don't want him.Girl, you deserve better.Don't settle for anything less than being able to stand inside his pants leg while he's wearing the pants.
>>33638476*raises hand*
>>33638474M1.are they a female?2.how does this affect our relationship?If 1 is yes, than most likely. 2 could change that however.
>>33638474only thing a woman need to get over their non binary phase is a good dickin every now and then.
>>33638478How old are you?
>>33638474mi would but they need to understand that i sincerely believe they have been brainwashed in such a way that it has mangled their mind, likely their social life, and very likely their body. i would respect and defend them though, especially around other people
>>33638474fno
>>33638477Damn ur tall
>>33638262If a girl on 4chan looked like this i would question why she was on here. There's also no way most dudes (including me) on here could pull her. I'm no incel, but i'm fully aware i'm pretty average or slightly below.
>>33638399She could also just get a part-time job in a bar or on reception desk or something and keep doing her art on the side like several women I've worked with (one made some money from graphic design, another from tattooing for example)The whore life is not for everyone lol (and the market is already saturated)>>33638411AwWhich dog breed is your favourite As a kid I liked westies and daschunds >>33638422>watch Kitchen Nightmares togetherI also did this with a girl lol>try some stuff I saw in hentaiHoly based lmaoAw sounds like a nice night tho >>33638432You too <3Hope I don't have nightmares kek>>33638436Congrats on SA2 100% cause that is toughSA1 is way easier>Knuckles missions where you find all three emeralds in a minuteYou can cheese them in Trial mode by pausing and restarting before touching an emerald piece, as the locations will stay the same. It's heavily RNG and once you play a stage for a bit you get a feel for the locations so just give it a few tries. Have you also got the chao emblems? (It's much quicker than in SA2, not counting chaos drive glitch)
>>33638477>>33638482
>>33638474MI would date 2 women yes
>>33638477Ah, Kitten poster. How goes it?
>>33638470i'm a HUGE virgin, like biggest virgin you'll ever meet. i'll work on the virgin vibes. what questions ya got?
Does this girl look like a femcel or could she find a boyfriend (if only with extreme difficulty)?
>>33638464>>33638477Anon...
>>3363849026
>>33638477Good luck finding someone that's 7 foot+ I guess lol
>>33638466You're quite charming yourself.
>>33638478You know there was this girl on church who had a deformed something in her face I don't remember. She also had some juicy thighs and I wanted to fuck her so very badily
>>33638237That's why you can't accept that. If a girl tells you she doesn't like blowjobs, but used to suck random guys off,....bye bye.
>>33638478im sorry about ppl saying that stuff to u, thats not nice and u deserve better
>>33638451I often feel the worst then>>33638459Occasional weird insults
>>33638476They're good>>33638474M, sure if she was biologically female and attractive? Usually I clash personality-wise with people like that though, I'm not PC enough lol. Honestly my internal reaction is picrel whenever someone says there's more than 2 genders or that they're bigender or some other bullshit
>>33638474MThey/thems got incredible pussy.
>>33638474I like tomboys, so I'm tempted, but ultimately no.
>>33638427>>33638433If i seen a girl with fat cameltoe, ended up putting all effort into seeing it withoht clothes, and it turned out to be a flat boring pussy or worse yet, a hanging roast beef, i would break up with her on the spot.I deserve fat puffy pussy gf.
>>33638501Pretty easily
>>33638507Kill yourself.
>>33638506I’m a man
>>33638500i won't get a mental block and i'll try to think about them i promise
>>33638501She's very pretty, ofc she can get a bf lol
>>33638495>Aw sounds like a nice night thoIt was. Everything that ensued after we parted ways was a nightmare but it was something special, awkward as it was.>You can cheese them in Trial mode by pausing and restarting before touching an emerald pieceI never considered that. That seems like it'll be a massive help. I just struggle to do it in that short a time.>Have you also got the chao emblems?Not yet. I'm on Dreamcast so idk if it'll be easier or harder with Chao Adventure. Or maybe I can raise one in SA2 and migrate it back (not sure if that works on DC either, only did it on GC).
>>33638501practice gf material
How do I overcome the Madona-Whore mindset?
>>33638474Not a fan, be a real alien.
>>33638503Why not save up for surgery?
>>33638501She looks fine ans has 10 simps blowing up her ig as we speakThat is Not Femcel phenotype at all
>>33638208>women, how would you feel if you looked like this?I would have to get significantly fatter to look like her and I'm already fat.
Have you guys actually had a practice gf? How long does it last? How do you break it off when you decide it's enough?
>>33638341Why do you have to just be nasty half the time? Nobody here did shit to you.
>>33638516Why
>>33638501she looks 30+if she really cared she should have found a husband by now.But yeah, as long as she doesn't get absurdly fat and she isn't a cunt, everything is possible.
>>33638518Of course you are, that's why you're seething.
>>33638501Femcels are often girls who don’t wear much make up
>>33638523what's the difference between a practice gf and a friend with benefittits
>>33638501If she can get a boyfriend any woman can
>>33638507Not very righteous of you, kek.
>>33638529I tried to have one but couldnt get over feeling of being disgusted with myself trying to get into her pantsIn hindsight was probably bad decision she was a nice girl and lost ton of weight after Now shes married
>>33638510>Occasional weird insultshow come you hangout with people that treat you like that?
either gender of sex haver.oddest sex thing a partner has ever asked for? did you do it? do you regret it or was it not that bad?
can we PLEASE not do r9k-toga right now
>>33638437you wouldn't get pregnant though, and you wouldn't have to deal with the awkwardness or selfishness.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9hDEoX8ajU
>>33638544Wear a bag over my head during sexT. Gym creep
>>33638528fat in a good way or a bad way?
>>33638524A Madonna who's a whore for you is a wonderful thing.
>>33638544MShe gave me permission to start fucking her in her sleep. I absolutely refused. Seemed like a bad idea in like 50 different ways.
>>33638545What does that mean
>>33638542It’s been a constant in all my friendships I am just not a likable person
>>33638545Can we hornypost instead?
>>33638399I like her style and humor. I would literally provide for her and seed capital for her art business, but she would never date a 23 year old zoomer like me.
>>33638547oof ouch.did she think you were ugly? or was it like a faceless kink thing?
>>33638526I had some savings, not anymore. Making money is hard. Being treated like a retard throughout my life, even at work, with little support has made me actually retarded.
>>33638545I'M SORRY IT WAS MY FAULT
>>33638553Could you use a name if you're going to do that?
My dad told me that when we die, a legendary god known as the Rat God eats our souls. The Rat God is as big as ten universes. After 528 years the Rat God shits out our soul and we are reincarnated.
>>33638560Women crying used to make me uncomfortableNow it turns me on
>>33638550That feels weird
>>33638559Do you know what the surgery is called? I'd like to read about it.
So what sort of advice am i supposed to ask around here?
Are white guys into black women or do they just see them as status symbols that prove their sexual prowess compared to black men?
>>33638534Huh?
>>33638559not it isn't, you just have to set aside some money each month and not spend it
>>33638570idk, you tell me
>>33638561Lol, so you can filter me? Nevermind, I'll behave myself for tonight.
>>33638198Men, would you date her?
>>33638570They are hot
>>33638570Black women are hot
>>33638570I'm not into black women at all. Even if I can tell she's hot, I just can't.
>>33638566Yeah. I figured she'd wake up and not be in the mood for it and get furious. Or might have an unexpected reaction. Just a bad idea.>>33638570I like black women. Never been with one though.
>>33638569whether or not your dick size is adequate for the few guys that larp as women on here.
>>33638567Maxillofacial surgery is the blanket term for procedures on the face, mouth, and jaw.>>33638573Tell me, what am I spending my money on? Some people are just poor.
>>33638524you'd have to work on your views on sexuality in general, most importantly your own it often stems from you splitting "what I would do" to a good girl vs a whore, sorting your own sexual urges into pure and impure to dissolve this, you'd have to make peace with the whole range of what can get you off
>>33638529>How long does it last? until she thinks I should do the chores because she let me use her holes>How do you break it off when you decide it's enough?I just ghost them, they don't deserve nor need an explanation.
>>33638570They're nice and easy
>>33638576No
>>33638576Ye? She looks ok
>>33638576isn't that the ukrainian refugee that got stabbed by a nig nog for no reason?
womenwould you do this >>33638574for your bf if he asked?
>>33638570That's retarded, we can't compete with black men sexually. Black women are genuinely pretty, why would you doubt that?
>>33638576No way
>>33638570Or is it that they see them as more sexually available than white women?
>>33638552first of all, nobody is perfect, so you are not special. Second, if you are aware of you weaknesses, how come you haven't done anything to improve on the aspects you are lacking?
>>33638501The kinda looks like a prostitute
>>33638574post the uncensored version coward
>>33638520wow you finally get a virgin to nip at your heels and you got nothing for me? you're gonna make me cry...
>>33638592>believing your fetish is real life
>>33638576I want a more... I guess introverted looking girl?
>>33638570if you are hot, yes.if you are an overweight sheboon, hell no.I'm not even white.
>>33638570I'm not really into black girls. It feels unfair to me and i don't want to subject someone to a relationship that is looks-based. I don't think i'd want a serious long term relationship. Mixed girls would be more likely. I know that sounds fucked up, but i just prefer my own race.
>>33638495>Aw>Which dog breed is your favourite>As a kid I liked westies and daschundsI'm pretty basic: i like german shephards because when I was a child our neighbors had one (or afew because they got stolen) and i thought they were cool. There was also a tv series where the protagonist was a cop and had a dog and the dog plays an important role in the series and it was a german shephard.I also like huskies but it would be too hot of a climate for them to live comfortably in
>>33638564
>>33638574All that effort and hes still playing Mario. From this webm I can conclude that white guys are not into black women.
>>33638582>Maxillofacial surgery is the blanket term for procedures on the face, mouth, and jaw.Thanks.
>>33638574I'd do that without being asked because I find it hot but only if he played a violent game with others on vc.
>>33638555Just kidding i never had sex and the couple times i had girl over my place i fumbled so hard i didnt even get a kiss
>>33638595I try but I’m somehow getting worse
>>33638575don't hold yourself back because of me, i just don't want anything to do with sex right now
>>33638570um, well i don't think i'd do anything with anyone on symbol alone, i'm not a celebrity or a 14th century baron. but in fact the first girl i've seen in a while that actually distracted me was black, that was just a couple of days ago
>>33638607Sherlock holmes over here
>>33638548Isn't it always bad? People do tend to underestimate my weight though, I carry most of it on the thighs and I'm 2-3 sizes smaller on tops
>>33638611which do you think are your biggest flaws?how do you think you can improve them?
>>33638598go have sex or something...
>>33638574Source me upI could use a goon rn
do men not feel weird basically sockpuppeting softcore porn for the entertainment of other menyou guys get squeamish about totally normal things being gay or beta but you'll literally fuel the lust of other men for no reason unprompted all the time. confusing
>>33638576100%, she's very cute and i get very good vibes from her
>>33638615how do you feel about your weight?
>>33638621I watch solo videos of girls who squirt
>>33638591No, maybe it's because i'm not in the situation and idk what it's like to be in such a long relationship with someone that sex becomes like a sneeze or a fart, but i personally expect both of us to be paying full attention during sex. it's not just a physical need, it's our time together.
>>33638586This one is cute hot and doesnt have curly hair. Would bang and gf up.T. Bwc
>>33638621>when someone posts something horny it's a guy larping as a girl you so dumb
>>33638621wut?
>>33638625i like to grill my pb and j. i'm not sure how its relevant.
>>33638621yes extremelyi erp'd with another guy once and it made me want to fucking kill myself for years
>>33638599There are definitely pretty black women. Acknowledging that isn't a fetish.
>>33638622>i get very good vibes from herWhat would you do if you met on a train?
>>33638621I post hot assBuddy reacts: thats a nice assDont overthink it
>>33638631anon is saying he doesn't watch porn of guys fucking girls because that would be cuck behavior
>>33638522>but it was something specialCherish the memory I suppose <3>never considered thatYeah, you can cheese it like that. Though desu I think I just replayed each stage until I got a lucky run with easy locations>raise one in SA2 and migrate it back I never tried it myself but I saw a post saying it was doable with the VMU on the DC, but it was a bit buggy because they were never intended to be transferableEither way it's easy to raise one in SADX. I just gave them chao fruit (which are 200 rings each) and went into Emerald Coast to get otters and rabbits to boost the chao's swim and run stats (you can also finish the act to keep the rings to buy more fruit). And then went into Red Mountain to get animals to boost the power stat. Swim/run/power are honestly the only stats that matter, get them to ~60 and you should be able to win all the races, took me a few hours to do without abusing glitches>>33638529No, that sounds ridiculous lol>>33638562Your dad was buggin >>33638570I don't care about raceHottest girl I dated was black >>33638576Yeah
I hate women.
>>33638626take the video game out of the picture.would you do it then?
Women, even if I'm not outgoing and I just work 9 to 5 at an office (full of women to be fair), should I wear decent cologne? I'm using this Club de la Nuit Urban Elixir shit it smells good
>>33638637Isn’t that what op meant
>>33638636anon, that is gay as fuck
>>33638610I remember the time a few years ago where you bumbled that fit blonde baddie who came to yours and cooked or whatever lol
>>33638642i'd suggest that you should ask a gay friend for that sort of advice
>>33638629not larping. men posting softcore porn for other men. for some reason.
>>33638624Bad, I feel clumsy and I always have trouble finding pants that fit.
>>33638400>>33638349>>33638361I've found him. Repeat I've found him. >>33638639
>>33638645She also invited me over to place where she livedWe shared icecream, she was in tight dress showing off her butt, had a heart shaped lamp onI think im just too autistic to have sex legitimatelyI think i need a woman who will openly throw herself at me
>>33638626NTA but the hot thing is to treat it like a casual thing even if it's not, making him try to focus on the game whilst getting his balls drained. It's playful and not supposed to be this serious. If you're in a relationship you'll have tons of sex anyways, there is no harm in doing some silly things with it every now and then just for shits and giggles. It doesn't have to be this very serious thing every time.
>>33638650Took him long enough
>>33638640sure, why not
>>33638642NAG but yes, you may as well smell decent and it's nice to get complimentsMy BPDemon crush sniffed me after work a couple of days ago and said I smelled really good kek. If I had forgone cologne then maybe not
>>33638643probably but not entirely sure, it could be interpreted in different ways
>>33638648this guy sucks at fucking, lol
>>33638611>I try but I’m somehow getting worseYou don't seem to get mad at femanons like you used to.
>>33638654yippee!
>>33638651Nice, yeah I remember you posted a pic of her with face covered, she looked hot lolOh well, cest la vie...>think im just too autistic to have sex legitimatelyReal
what's a proper way of telling a woman im not into her?
>>33638656Think they meant that webm of the black girl being posted by a dude Context was lost
>>33638649what do you think you could do about it if it bothers you that much?
>>33638657
>>33638662"i'm not into you"
>>33638618sorry anon, i don't do that right now>>33638621no, atoga is like mental wrestling. do not break the kayfabe, anon>>33638635nothing, i have a hard time approaching girls and get cold feet easily. but if we were already met? probably still nothing. any relationship i've been in had the women approaching me, for the most part, i'm not good at driving these things at all. if she was very flirty and she made that clear, though, i'd probably at least be able to play along with that.
>>33638662marry another girl
>>33638536practice gf = man wants to get dating experience so he lies about being a serious couplefwb = man wants to get free/no strings attached sex so he lies about being too busy with life/work/whatever to have a serious relationship
>>33638662You should agree to go out with her but then cancel or just ghost her
>>33638648>>33638621I wish I could post things for femanons to masturbate to.
>>33638671>>33638672Why are moids like this
Songwriting is so hard sometimes
>>33638361>>33638653>>33638650I hate you guys too.
>>33638668WAIT i might have had an ESL retardation moment sorry if i misunderstood, i'm still working on not being very nervous anyway okay
>>33638673uh, you would... post men... you get that right...
>>33638292why does she look so fucking weird lmao
>>33638676only if you try to force it
>>33638650>>33638653Also I've been here for hours, just haven't been posting much.
>>33638675I learned that from a foid so I don't know what you mean
>>33638675Just trolling :P
>>33638664I've already lost some of it, IBS was probably contributing a lot. I put on most of it after I stopped doing sport (I was a runner and I did a bit of fencing). I wanted to start fencing again but I can't afford it atm
>>33638675they aren't, they can't even get a text back, they just say that to try and upset you and it worked
>>33638648I post it for the lesbians and myself jk
>>33638638Looking into it, it seems Chao Adventure is straight up the best way to level up stats for SA1 (because they don't age while they're in the VMU) and it's the only way to get fruits. I'll give it and those Knuckles stages another go. Thanks anon.
>>33638662um just be straight up and try not to be a dickhead about it. "sorry, you're a sweet girl, but i'm just not feeling it". why do people complicate these things? what other "proper" way could there be that doesn't involve lying??
My best friend's from Poland and uh, he has a beard!
>>33638642I think that's too warm of a scent for office. Switch to something with Pine, sandalwood, or powdery notes.
HI FINE SHYT
>>33638677He says, yet comes back here every day.
>>33638682Not fair, you’re talented and experienced
>>33638683You should announce your presence everytime you enter a thread.
women be like, "I like penis!" ahaha
I think life would be just great if i had a juicy butt pale redhead next to me to molest rn, but alas
>>33638652i think some things you do once, and it's enough to set the tone for future times also, this might've been hot if he quit mid game and went to paid attention to her, but the way the video shows it almost makes it seem like he's not into it/her. it's almost like he needed to shit and someone brought him a bucket. it's no different. he just needed the fluid out and she got it out and he was barely there.
>>33638345women have always liked handsome menmen are just bad at telling who's handsome and incels act like chad has godlike slut control powers which isn't real
>>33638683>double replies to posts about himself Not an attentionwhore tho
>>33638700TrueNow upload the penis photos
>>33638701you didn't specify gender so enjoy your irish twink.
>>33638699That makes people think I'm an attention whore, but that's not why I post it.>>33638696Where else would I go?
>>33638690Go for it and hopefully it's quit and easy (I only played SADX on GameCube, and the PC and Xbox ports)And yeah just give the Knuckles stages a few goes. Way easier than A ranking all the emerald hunting stages in SA2 lol... I struggled with some of that shit even with guides...
>>33638706I would post bulge but i got banned for posting anti-israel websm on /gif/I guess you can see my old pic on redrogaGuess which rule i supposedly broken
>>33638702>he just needed the fluid out and she got it outwhich is the hot thing, you'd get it if you had fun playing a guys fuck toy every now and then
>>33638678anon wtf are you talking about??
>>33638709>Where else would I go?Literally any other general is better than this one.
>>33638706teehee, STAWP it femanon, you're so bad!
>>33638687sorry to tell you but if you have problems losing weight you should watch your diet more carefully.That said, it's good you are working on it, don't let yourself go any further because the older you get the harder it would be to lose weight.What's your goal weight?
>>33638683how many fleshlights did you break reading all those annoying femanon posts?
This was posted on a thread that's still up but I thought I would bring it to atoga for the femanons to fill out
>>33638658So what
>>33638709“I’m not a crook” - Richard Nixon
I should not have eaten so much sugar. Help femanon I can't sleep
>>33638676The worst part is chopping parts of the lyrics because they don't fit into the melody
>>33638721ok
>>33638720nta but two
So, I got an onahole after reading about them in that thread a few days ago, and I'm finding the clean up really annoying.Is there anyway to make it easier?
>>33638714I've spent a lot of time in autistic, pointless flamewars over stupid shit, and that's what a lot of generals end up being. I'm not really interested in that anymore.>>33638720It's been a while since I owned any toys. At least a couple years.>>33638723"I'm not a... what didja... who's uh.... we finally beat broccoli!" - Joe Biden, probably.
>>33638730This is like 50% of why I have never bought a fleshlight
>>33638721This is not about milfs but>Slutty>Closet pervert>Busty>Wide hips>Chubby>Mom jeans >GlassesDefinetly gets me erect.
>>33638722That's character development.
should i put a name on just so people who don't like me can filter me
>>33638730I don't know about those specifically, but if you can take the silicone part out and turn it inside out without ruining it, that's a lot easier.
>>33638692would "i'm just not feeling it" suffice?
>>33638738If you’re the dumb cunt chadposting, yes
>>33638738Ye
>>33638736>This is not about milfs butYeah, I just thought it would be fun
>>33638713no idea
Women, do you understand that sex != love, right?it doesn't even mean that the guys like you, we could fuck you just because we are horny, but it doesn't mean we want anything else to do momentary physical pressure.I get the impression that many women confuse sex with love and think that because a man is willing to fuck them, he would immediately fall in love with them.Also, if a really attractive guy fucks you or wants to fuck you, it doesn't mean you are a high value woman, it just mean that the guy just wanted a hole to fuck and you were the easiest available hole to fuck at the time.
>>33638738You might get trolled more
>>33638721
>>33638676What's giving you trouble rn? Personally, I save my composition time for the weekend or when I have a day off from work, that way my mind is at ease, I can let go, and I have a lot of energy to piece something together. I use my weekdays for practicing, learning new songs, getting better etc. Although there are times of inspiration, on occasion, where I have to write whatever it was that was in my head and as soon as I come home, I immediately play it and if it sounds good, I put a post-it tab on the page
>>33638745MTo me sex is love.
i love milfsshoutouts to all future milfs
>>33638749Begone namefag nigger
>>33638730if you wait a little while, cum will liquefy and that'll make cleaning it much easier. if you wash cum too quickly, you'll wash away those enzymes and it'll stay clumpy. also depends on how high your standards are too ig, i'm fine to just rinse mine out with soap and water after i use ityou can also wear a condom when you fuck it too, just make sure all the materials work together okay
>>33638747>closet pervert>sluttythese seem to contradict each other
>>33638755not really
>>33638745>a man is willing to fuck them, he would immediately fall in love with themI do this though tbf
>>33638667that's a bit harsh
>>33638719Diet was my primary strategy but I needed more exercise to get over the plateaus. If I reach a healthy BMI I'd be satisfied, I got about 15 kg to go
>>33638721>for the femanonsisn't it for men
>>33638752I can't wait to make my future wife into a milf
>>33638755Only if you don’t ignore what slutty actually means
>>33638753lol
>>33638730Jesus christ why did my shit post make you get one.Did you get a transparent one?>>33638739ntaits probably made out of TPESilicone isnt that popular for male masturbators anymore
>>33638758Shut up virgin
Femanons, would you date a man who occasionally gets manic delusional highs where he thinks he's literally the messiah sent to save the plebs?
>>33638730sounds stupid but use condoms..
>>33638765explain please
>>33638740why are you so nervous anon? what's got you worked up? me personally, i have a hard time making myself vulnerable around others, and that gets me nervous
>>33638741no that's me! sorry
>>33638767>Did you get a transparent one?You wouldn't lose respect for me if I said yes, would you?
>>33638738I don't see why you should. /atoga/ is for everybody.
>>33638770I am yet to meet a guy that wasn't like that, so yeah.
>>33638760damn, how tall are you?
>exactly one hour after anon meeting up with femanon>>>/gif/29426592
>>33638712>which is the hot thingNo, it isn't. He sat there did nothing. It's not hot. It's laziness. It's low effort. >fuck toyKek, what a stupid thing to say. A fuck toy if the guy for eg fuckd her throat "by force". There's no toy, no game.. here. Just because you use fun words to describe something, it doesn't make it fun. In this case, it's literally not hotter than him needing his nose blown and she wiping it for him. You're just talking nonsense hoping to convince me that when men starfish in bed because they're lazy it's hot. It's not. It's boring, it's indicative of how less of a shit both of you give now about your sex life.
>>33638775I like it as a Chad
>>33638770You have a thing on your kidney, maybe..
>>33638772I worded it stupid because sleepy Guys here mean dtf them and only them 24/7 when they say sluttyOr you get the freaks who think slutty = hotwifeSlutty means promiscuous, means lots of partners, means haunted snatch and nasty gnats
>>33638776NTA but post a pic.
>>33638782Nta but reverse free use seems pretty hot to me
>>33638775I hope you had fun cuz that was fucking boring as shit to witness
>>33638782the hot thing is that he uses her in a nonchalant way and to reduce draining his balls to something as mundane as blowing his nose
>>33638778nta but really? that makes me feel better
>>33638781boring
>>33638786It's drying off in the bathroom. I'm in bed.
En tee ayy
>>33638792How is that boring?!Whats not boring
>>33638791Maybe it's because I tend to attract and be attracted to a certain type but this is insanely common. Like literally 80% of guys think they are the chosen one.
>>33638198Men: Assume you find out the woman you like has an only fans, but is a virgin (never had sex with men.)Would you still want to marry her, or is she for the streets?
>>33638794No, en tee arr
>>33638798Uhm…em em eff?
>>33638797Depends on the content
>>33638796um well i am the chosen one but anyway thanks for the insight
>>33638780Pretty short actually. Especially for fencing.
>>33638797Depends on how popular her OF is. I would be a househusband if she is rich
>>33638801Ofc you are, you're not like other men at all.
>>33638795the position, bright lighting, dry penetration, minimal intimacy. i wouldn't put up with more than two minutes of that
>>33638796Maybe they all were
>>33638790When you put it like that, it still sounds stupidKekThere isn't much difference between pretending and doing It's like method acting: you play the role and then you start asking yourself who's the true you
>>33638804Nta, me but unironically
Is there a way I can get a guy who’s very into dating a woman older than him to date me? I’m 2 years younger than him
>>33638797depends on the person but it's a major point against her, she'd have to really offset it in a way such that shes like perfect in every other way, or has a weirdly good explanation and it's a truly out of character thing
>>33638806Everyone is.
>>33638807ok, don't make it my problem that you are unable to differentiate between play and real life
>>33638804no, i am not (please notice how i didn't specify i am a different anon; that is because there is only one chosen one, and you are already replying to him)
>>33638787because you're a virgin who's afraid of sex so you want someone to take the burden off youin a relationship though, this introduces low effort,0 intimacy and dead bedroom
>>33638815Absolutely, now let me suck your penis oh chosen one.
>>33638723He wasn't a crook they just did him in back when the only people the media had to convince of their lies were braindead
Arrr anon, what do ye be doing in these waters, matey? Do it be aztec gold that ye afterrrr?
>>33638809well lets see, if interstellar is correct (and it probably is, christopher nolan is a legend) then all you need to do is strand him on a planet that exists in a deep well of gravity for a little bit, and the general theory of relativity will do the rest for you
>>33638819Huh? Ups cell nuts coo loud do be ya so ie so over Ian ow am in love you’d fuck
>>33638821lol
>>33638814You're dumb as fuck and have no arguments.
>>33638805jackhammer bros...
>>33638730Did you imagine femanons watching?
>>33638818get back, you parched whore. only "the chosen other one" can touch my penis with their face
>>33638788only chad is allowed to use "cuz" because his fingers are worn out from wapping them around my throat to make lying down irrumatio more steady
>>33638797As long as she doesn't show her face I'd marry her.
>>33638826yeah
>>33638831What’s irrumatio
>>33638831Is Chad African-American?
Time to tell a story with only Friday my fingers and never chanting the works or the game Italian just thisNew schizophrenic disallow options
Femanons, when's your next hookup?
>>33638837whenever we both feel like it, planning for it seems weird af
>>33638809These people creep me out, there’s no reason for a man to find older women hotter than young women
sometimes I think I'm having a stroke when I read the posts here but then I remember that you're all illiterate retards and then I feel okay
why does this cat yip like a dogi've never heard it meow normally
>>33638839no idea, maybe next weekend
>>33638774I just can't find myself to care anymore and justifying it would certainly cause a bad impression for the femanons here
>>33638836no>>33638835trusting the penis into a mouth/throati also didn't want to repeat two similiar things together like that
>>33638843Not the Dane not the same not the same not the sis not sure close not dons gut I am a disgrace
>>33638845Is it always spontaneous for you?
>>33638849no idea what you just said but never say it again
>>33638848Very chilli
>>33638851yeah
>>33638844Anon, you may have a dog. You should get your eyes checked
>>33638846oh shit, sorry anon i just realized my reply to you was a misreply, and i guess i forgot to reply to you. >>33638740 personally i think that's fine, make it clear that this is a matter of your taste and not something they did wrong
>>33638848Whoa, hot.
>>33638805>intimacy with a girl you just meetyou ask for too much
>>33638744and this >>33638774 was meant for (You)
>>33638855How many fwbs do you have?
M or FWhat would make you regret breaking up with someone?
Guys get a avid of action and moose theyre balls and good dam make us embarrassed to exist as Peter’s
>>33638861none
>>33638843the funniest part is that i had a phase of life where i convinced people to pay me real money to write them things
>>33638570Black girls are so nice to me, it's pretty much the opposite. People date white girls as status symbols.Dating black girls means he's putting personal rapport and kindness over statusWell, probably. Some dudes just have a fetish for black skin. But black girls are nice. The kind of black girls that want to date white guys are like, some of the only girls on earth that like our personalities so kudos to them
>>33638862F, if the sex was phenomenal or he was rich and liked to spend money frivolously.
You can’t stop me
State gender and favorite type of liquorM and Rum
>>33638865So do you usually just pick someone up from a bar?
>>33638872MAlcohol is a demon
>>33638856it's a little stupid but it's definitely a cat. it's also not mine
>>33638872M and rye whiskey.
>>33638737No
>>33638868Based Stacy
>>33638862Mif the reason i broke up with them turned out to be wrong or irrelevanti almost regret breaking up with the one ex that i did. i broke up with her because we would get into fights that we couldn't really resolve, and we wanted different things out of life. almost reasonable, except i was like 19 at the time, and i didn't know what the hell i wanted at 19 lmao. emphasis on almost though, we did turn out to be truly incompatible, but nevertheless i had no way of knowing that as a 19 year old.
>>33638881It is though? What else could it be?
>>33638885Proof I am pathetic all of them were right I am just a loser
>>33638862Nothing because if I'm at that point in the relationship, I have made up my mind that I never want them in my life ever again. And I never revert.
>>33638872M, whiskey (although rum is good too)this anon is also right >>33638877. alcohol should only be an occasional thing done with friends or for celebration
>>33638862F probably nothing.
>>33638876no, I just text my bf and see if we want to spend some time together
>>33638862MErrant late night thoughts that are quickly killed off when I remember why they were so terrible.
As we await thy return, new God, with embers of your love in our eyes, let us remember to stay vigilant against all foes
>>33638884sounds like you only regret it because she was your only ex
>>33638886No, you're just being a doomer.
>>33638893Amen brother
>>33638890Oh I assumed hookup meant casual
>>33638898ok
>>33638894she's not my only ex, although you might be right that it might be because she's the only one that i decided to pull the plug with, that very well may be true.
>>33638887Idk why some male anons think you're hard to deal withSounds to me like you have plenty of love to give (that's why you wouldn't break up easily, until you're 100% sure they're not for you)
>>33638860helloo, nothing crazy i just feel a bit insecure sometimes when i think i can't blend well but it's nothing big
>>33638901so you think with the others you didn't have a chance (because they decided to abort ship) but with her you think you could've made it work?
>>33638886lmao you remind me when the AI chatbot Claude was playing pokemon, and he trapped himself in an area because he had to cut a tree to get out of the way but couldn't, and he fell into this attitude about how his handlers needed to reset the game, the game was broken, the run was over, etc. for the rest of that time, he had to have a note included to quit being so defeatist.anyway, you also need a note that says "quit being so defeatist". if some person talked about my gf/wife the way you talk about yourself, i'd hit 'em at least once
How are you supposed to fuck in a normal sized car?
>>33638776No, the transparent ones are the ones women like. (not a foid btw)
>>33638908you make do
womenyou had a rough day, what can your bf do to make you feel better?
>>33638872whiskey, various kinds. haven't had any liquor since 2022 though, started avoiding alcohol in general when I noticed it always made my joints hurt
>>33638906I’m not anyone’s gf or wife
>>33638911I guess put the passenger seat back?
is there a worse feeling than meeting and vibing with a girl but not being at the level you're supposed to be to keep her?
>>33638730What was the post
>>33638895It’s over no matter what I change I’m still me
>>33638914order/make something yummy to eat and then rot in bed together
>>33638902I think most anons just abhor my existence as a namefag so I don't even listen to them whine.
>>33638917yeah, or get on the back seat
>>33638747thought this was JH but then I saw busty was checked off
>>33638905hmm. well, i suppose i don't really think about it with others because it wasn't my call to make then. it was my choice with that one ex, and so i can consider the contrapositive of not breaking up, and feel regret that way. (i also broke up on a quick gut feeling; it turned out to be right but that's very bad way to operate in relationships).that being said, all of my relationships were pretty problematic in different ways. every girl that's broken up with me had a good reason for doing so. even my last relationship, as not-over it as i am (i'm really really not), wouldn't go back to it. when things end, it's usually for a good reason.>>33638904well thats okay, just keep trying and eventually it'll sink in :D
>>33638921It's not. Is there anything you like that takes your mind off of blackpill stuff? Books, video games, music?
Need to get an opinion on this video/situation from either gender:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng_6EHK7k0wTL;DW -- this guy is being featured on multiple anti-abortion platforms. He says his ex-gf aborted their baby behind his back when she was 20 weeks pregnant. She willingly went through a full two-day procedure. What this guy claims is that his ex was duped by the abortion clinic into aborting, that the clinic violated her informed consent by making her birth the fetus alive so the fetus' organs could be used in medical research experiments, and that the ex-gf now "deeply regrets" the abortion. I feel like this guy is tricking himself into believing all of this because he still believes he and his ex can be a "family" again.What do you think?
>>33638908i wish to know this too
>>33638924Like doggystyle?
>>33638916okay well you are someone's daughter, and i'd do everything i said quadrupally so if someone were saying those things to my daughter, so what now?>inb4 "i'm not anyone's daughter, i just spawned out of the realm where garbage comes from"
>>33638933idk consult the carmasutra
>>33638914let me bedon't talk to me unless i talk to himi'll shower and go to bed to sleepwhen i wake up i want him to give me neck kissesbonus if he can talk to me about whatever that's bothering me and make me see it from a different point of view. if it makes sense, ill work on me, because i respond better to arguments of reason than emotional arguments
>>33638929>catholic
Why do tall men marry short girls and doom their children to manletism?
>>33638937Lol
>>33638923nta and I don't speak for other anons but the only problems I see are1- ur fat and not fixing it2- u lieI don't care about the name and I don't mind that other people have opinions
>>33638929Mi recall seeing this guy on tucker carlson's podcast, i think, and being amused at how weird this guy's situation was. it's clear he sincerely believes what he's talking about, i thinkanyway, abortion is a pretty abhorrent thing generally and we can all probably agree even if you're big into the pro-choice ideas that we should be skeptical about the incentives such clinics have in trying to get people to have abortions
>>33638929Mans deeply delusional and she is correct to stay away from the illinformed because he has a high chance of using his misinformation to justify abusing his ex gf. He does not want a "family" he wants control over her, and is preforming. As soon as she gets married to another dude he's either going to stop or go nuclear on the clinic.
>>33638942Should short women be kept only for fucking?
>>33638946You forgot that she wants a poly relationship and is a single mom.
>>33638942Ask your dad
>>33638937jesus fuck, could you have picked a more red image? you blind? cunt
>>33638955
>>33638928No even when I’m distracted it always comes back>>33638936People say these things because they’re true they’re doing me a favor
>>33638942Short (non-hispanic) women tend to age well in my experience. They're also great for picking up and fucking>t. 6'5
>>33638929F I'm strongly pro life and I try to be sympathetic when it's called for but the retardation of not knowing what a 20 week abortion entails is absolutely indefensible. She probably freaked out after she saw the live baby, I hope she heals but I would definitely dump her ass
>>33638829Yes...
>>33638957okay well i'm not that another anon but sounds like you probably have OCD, consider seeing a psychiatrist or perhaps a therapist (a therapist isn't gonna be able to give you the fun pills though)
>>33638938>>33638938>whatever that's bothering me and make me see it from a different point of viewI have a habit of playing devil's advocate at times so I could probably do this.
>>33638926what good reasons did all of these girls have?
>>33638948These are my thoughts as well. If my girlfriend aborted our child behind my back I would be livid and cut her off immediately. Not simp for her and create a false narrative about how she was tricked into abortion by the same clinic she willingly made an appointment at and bring her along some campaign to retrieve our dead baby's body.
>>33638962I don’t want pills
>>33638957How much of your day is spent thinking about it?
>>33638960>>33638948>F I'm strongly pro life and I try to be sympatheticvery nice but to warn you the anon you're responding to seems to keep reusing that post to stir shit up for some unknown motive
>>33638947Do you know where I can find a clip of him on Tucker?
>>33638974Thanks for the heads up. Maybe it is him? Kinda sus
>>33638979what is happening there (i'm not clicking it)
>>33638979meh
>>33638929>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng_6EHK7k0wI'm watching this video now and I'm not liking this guy. I'm getting angry divorced dad vibes from him.
>>33638967oh most of these were so long ago, i don't remember precise discussions, just vibes. probably if i were to say the specific reason it wouldn't make much sense, but understood in the context with what i know about my faults now and they are very clear. #1 broke up with me 'cuz i was just a bit too young, #2 broke up with me 'cuz i could not communicate my needs or feelings whatsoever, #3 i broke up with, #4 broke up with me 'cuz we were enabling each other's problematic behavior (and hurting each other as a result). there was a very long gap between #3 and #4.
>>33638979no idea, I didn't see the other one but woow, he is putting the penis in the vagina, crazy also, he doesn't even cum, very boring/10
>>33638964It's not the same as playing the devil's advocate though. So your gf is complaining about some coworker and you're siding with them because "devil's advocate"...Kek good luck with thatI meant if things are bad, then shitting yourself over it isn't gonna help. So if someone can help you rationalize it, make sense of it, strategize ... I respond to that. For eg in college I was worried about the rate of success for a particular test. I cross paths with a guy that I liked and he was like "think if it this way..." and he put it in a numerical way. It instantly made me feel better, because it's convincing, it appealed to my reason.. To put it in another way:there's the cliche that women want to vent don't want solutions. I personally want to vent a little, but if you can make me see things from a rational way i didn't think of, or brainstorm with me, that's the best
>>33638974I understood it is an old article.
can anons cum?
>>33638970so you think however bad and miserable you are now is not as bad as being on pills would be, or what? you're gonna need to address your problems at some point (and no, killing yourself isn't addressing anything)
>>33638988That's what the onahole was for.
>>33638976huh, maybe it wasn't Tucker. Maybe Jordan Peterson? Or perhaps Huberman? i don't really follow any particular one, just pick ones where the discussion might be interesting, sorry.
>>33638929Look, I'm pro-choice but 20 weeks is a pretty late time to get an abortion. By that time you can already feel the baby moving inside you and kicking you. Why would she wait that late to abort? Sounds like the relationship was toxic to begin with and that she wanted to abort all along but he was preventing her from doing so.
>>33638929Mhttps://youtu.be/MVTtJFMDMPI
My 7 topping pizza will be shared with 0 greedy foids.
>>33638984no offense anon, and im just chatting i guess, but lately i discovered how deceitful summaries like "problematic behavior" and "could not communicate my needs" are. they over simplify, and give the illusion that it's not that serious.thankfully you said 3 broke up with you, so i know it is problematic problematic keki don't mean to have a laugh at your expense or anything, i'm just talking
Women, what are your two favorite positions?
>>33639000*grabs the whole thing and runs away*
>>33639002prone bone and missionary
>>33638986hmmmm that something I'm not smart enough for.I'll just leave you be and wait for you to wake up.
>>33639003Do you really think you can outrun me? While carrying 7 toppings on that pizza?
>>33638956that one's fine, the other one was something else. my monitor has a deeper color space than usual so reds get pretty red
>>33638929What race was the baby?
>>33639008yeah, I'm like a rat
>>33639005Wbu anon? What can I do for you?
americanmaxxing
americans are so lame
>>33639016back massageand snuggling.
>>33639021>back messagekek, are you old?
>>33639011I know something else that gets pretty red
>>33639001lmao sorry, i am being vague, i know these are kind of millenial keywords. what i know now that i didn't know in most of these is that i have attachment issues, a sensitivity to abandonment (both being abandoned or doing the abandoning, as in i get too dedicated too easily), pathological caretaking impulses, discomfort with expressing expectations or desires or discomforts or red lines or...well i'm sure you get the gist. in this case, the generality is pretty true, i do just in general have problems communicating.
>>33639023no, but when I lay down after a long day it feels good on my back, and I sometimes imagine a girlfriend massaging me.
>>33639025your face after it gets done being stretched out gaped-anus style from laughing so hard at the following joke i just came up with:>coomasutra
>>33639023nta and no. All men are in desperate need of a back massage
>>33639012This is his ex-gf. Both of them are white.
Women, would you be impressed if a guy cooked for you and it was actually good?
>>33639015>like a ratyou drag your butt while you run with an entire 6 topping pizza?
would normies understand why i'd want to wear something like this during sex?
>>33639012>>33639038Forgot the full reel.https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9phOhRRS8n/
hey women, if your guy made you a little trinket toy, what would you think? like imagine he just fashioned a little tiny machine out of plastic parts he shaped himself.
>>33639038>tattooYeah she knew what she was doing to that babyShe's a ho fo sho
>>33639040Yeah. I could help teach him what I know.
>>33639042i wish a girl would wear something like this for me.
There is an undeniable longing within me for a lovely woman to spend some time with and get to know
>>33639033yes, haha, that's exactly what I meant
Guy here, what is an acceptable conversation starter on any dating app>ask about their hobbies and creative endeavorsWorst results of them all>suggest casual plans like dinnerOn par with above>suggest online vidya togethernada>vent the struggle of datingpity convo>downright sexual harassment 30% chance of working on the assumption we are both sexual objects to be abused by each otherwhat the fuck does workdo i just ask for a discord and just send memes
>>33639038>tattoo and BBL
>>33639040yeah very>>33639044it's cute
>>33639053>BBLthere's no BBL there
women.I can't stop jacking off to a picture of my ex's face. I have one bad lighting semi-nude of her but it's her face I masturbate to. I remember her saying to me "comme ça" and everything. She's quite literally the most beautiful woman I've seen and I've seen a lot of women. I've fucked 10 different ones but none even come close to her. She was the first girlfriend to fuck me and NOT want to stay with me for at least a year, so it was quite surprising and devastating as I'm usually the one who breaks up/thinks about it first.
>>33639044Never had something that thoughtful gifted to me.
>>33639051right again! akinator has nothing on me!
atoga's average iq feels lower than usual
>>33639040Yeah for sure. What are you cooking?
>>33639060us smarties are here we're just sleepy and carefreeee
>>33639052Compliment and talk about things you guys like. If it doesn’t work move on
Women, do you like the Uncharted games?
>>33639060Sorry didn't sleep well. We had a quake last night and then I had to get up early
>>33639062oh yeah? say something smart right now
>>33639060Sarge, why are you judging?
>>33639030consider this part of your therapy: you can express any thought that's crossed your mind during this chat with impunity, what would you say.
>>336390679 + 10 is in fact, 21
>>33639040No. everyone should know this. I’m also not going to be impressed that you brushed your teeth
>>33639020>americans are so lameBack to back world war champions, bitch!
>>33639065i didn't play them, i didn't play a lot of western games before but i'm kinda opening up to them lately
>to marry someone, you need to find a person who'd be willing to spend their entire life with youanyone else find this incredibly terrifying? There's absolutely 0 chance in hell
>>33639056>"comme ça" and everythingkek
>>33639074i haven't heard that in ages
>>33639080Yep.
>>33639065No. I tried but it was boring
>>33639085Which one?
>>33639080probably but i find it a bit sad that it seems common for men to not want to get a wedding because of the expenses, i get it but it's sad
>>33639080ideally we'd live in separate houses but nobody would ever agree to that arrangement
>>33639088Wouldn't it be better to spend the money on our honeymoon?
>>33639088Wedding costs suck and most of it is meaningless. The best wedding I've been tobwas in a community centre and we did the cooking ourselves.
>>33638914He play video games and I watch while being under a blanket with tea
>>33639055Her ass is gigantic. She clearly has a BBL.
Well I met with her for lunch today and it was mostly good. She wasn't hiding her phone at all either so maybe she changed her lock screen (nor do I know what it really was I only saw it faintly beforehand but I saw a guy on it). She got extra flirty in our texts this evening starting with a sexual joke, and I egged it on as a shit test to see how far she'd go, and I'm honestly pretty proud of how she reacted. It was funny, but I feel a little guilty about it because it ended with me feeling like I may have taken it too far.We have some religious incompatibility though, she's agnostic. She also has some really lukewarm globohomo euro takes like "we haven't had a white Christmas in a while because of climate change" lol. Not sure if I need to give her permission to speak more plainly about politics though. She's only here until december anyways idk what I'm doing I just started texting her with no plan and we hit it off. It could just end up a good friendship (from my end) and I may have to find romance elsewhere though.>>33636179Close, she's from Hungary.
>>33639095Cute
>>33639087First and last one, I don’t remember how many there are
>>33639088I can honestly understand it. My cousin and his now wife spent fucking 14k on a wedding, and they're not rich by any stretch of the word. FUCKING 14Gs for one day.My ideal wedding would be the religious ceremony in the medieval churchl in our town, close family only and thats it. It seems people want to party, not actually have a marriage nowadays
>>33639071MOSSAD TONGUES MY ANUSNIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUSLEFTISTS TONGUE MY ANUSNEOCONS (spit) TONGUE MY ANUSJANNIES TONGUE MY ANUSI DENOUNCE THE TALMUD
>>33639061Nothing complicated tonight. Ground beef, peppers, green onions cooked in a pan with salt and pepper, cumin, chili powder, and garlic powder, then mix in tomato paste, butter, sour cream, cheese, and cavatappi pasta.
>>33638914don't cheat while i ignore him for the next several days
>>33639094>>33639093but i like the idea of having an organized event to declare that and wearing a super pretty dress meant only for that daysad faceand i don't get honeymoons yet, i just think that can be done for any kind of vacation
>>33639080MNope I'd gladly spend the rest of my life with the woman I love.
>>33639075Would you at least appreciate that he made food for you?
>>33638839I dont know I’m virgin, hookup might not be for me
>>33639106What kind of dress would you want?
>>33639081u french nigga?
>>33639107that's not the point. Its the abysmal chances of meeting a person willing to spend THEIRS with you
>>33639080yes, but not in the way that you're thinking. the idea of getting someone so obsessed with me that they'd let me drag them around for the rest of their life is very scary
>>33639096her ass is normal for a woman
>>33639112oui oui raclette
>>33639114that's exactly how I was thinking
>>33639117thats exactly not what you said mf
>>33639088>>33639106I'd be willing to do an actual wedding, within reason. I'm not gonna drop $30k on it. Like the other anon said, I'd rather spend money on the honeymoon.
>>33639102SighAnon, go buys us breakfast
>>33639121You're gonna be single for a while.
>>33639120yeah it is, you illiterate fag
>>33639108I appreciate when you brushed your teeth today, my bar for you is so low I barely see you as human. Is this what you want anon?
>>33639106>wearing a super pretty dressGirl I get you, my taste is Vivienne Westwood but the budget is Lidl
>>33639116whats a raclette?
>>33638929I finished watching the whole video and yeah, this guy is completely delusional. He sounds like a mental mess. It would be better for him to move the hell on and forget about both his ex and "Clementine" the aborted fetus.
>>33639128thanks for letting us know anon
>>33639125don't talk to me.
>>33639130He is a weirdo, but at 20 weeks it's a bady
>>33639106its not the event thats the problemits the fucking costs. Everyone thinks if you're not spending 50k on a wedding its not good.
>>33639133Baby*
I remember when I had a woman obsessed with me
>>3363913320 weeks doesn't survive outside the womb. It's not a baby until it's viable.
>>33639123it's midnight, i can't buy breakfast
>>33639139With modern medicine it can survive.But that's not really relevant to whether or not it's a baby, though.
>>3363913920 weeks isn't legal in most of the world though, I don't get why Americans are backwards on this
>>33639111not sure exactly but a ball gown style one with a very big puffy skirt and a off-the-shoulder maybe heart shaped neckline i don't like bare arms but i think gloves are a bit odd for that so i don't know>>33639127aww that's so beautiful>budget is Lidlyou're the only anon that could really make me kek
>>33639141so you are who you were
>>33639139wrong, it's a baby when the probability of it being a future person >50%. that happens at about the 9 week mark iirc. well, if you want to be consistent, most people don't care to be so don't let me stop your doublethink
>>33639142Earliest recorded is 21 weeks>that's not really relevant to whether or not it's a babyAgreed
>>33638929F20 weeks is within the timeframe for abortion. He’s being a delusional asshole
>>33639146Activist judges shutdown the argument for decades, and during that time women decided accountability for their actions is basically the same as slavery.
>>33639133>>33639139>>33639142Apparently 21 weeks is the minimum for viability. So next week it would've become a baby, lol.
>>33639088That's why you filter those men out when searching.
>>33638929retarded men shouldnt be allowed to be so well-groomedits false advertisement, maybe even entrapment
>>33639154I think it’s 22, depends on the country probably
>>33639147That does sound pretty though
>>33639148i am explicitly not who i was, otherwise who i was would be who i am e.g. wouldn't be "was". whatever world you think you're in cannot possibly be true and i just proved it to you. not a bad accomplishment in the first 10 minutes of the day
>>33639103>beef, peppersLol
is it morally wrong to have sex in your wedding dress or parts of it
>>33639156Unfortunately the smartest people I know put barely any effort into their appearance.
>>33638929I want to know why his ex doesn't show her face. Why does this guy insist on doing all the talking for her?
>>33639113>Its the abysmal chances of meeting a person willing to spend THEIRS with youI'm a pretty neat guy, I think a woman would like to have kids with me and spend her life with me.
>>33639162idk what the socially correct answer is, but if my wife wants to fuck in the wedding dress, she's getting inseminated in the wedding dress
>>33639161?
>>33639162No, in fact, I want to fuck my future wife in hers.
>>33639080This is why you marry a bisexual woman so you can fuck other women together.
>>33639167I guess she thinks that's not specific enough?
>>33639162M no I don't see why it would be
>>33639170What if she leaves for the other bitch?
Do women get a feeling similar to blue balls?
>>33639167>>33639171*laughing at an old meme*
State genderWhat do you keep in your bedroom (besides furniture obv)?
>>33639162That sounds kinda hot actually
>>33639174i'm no blue ball expert but maybe, i used to be pretty chill about everything but lately when i'm getting close to that time of the month i get super pent up i guess
>>33639177if we're excluding the furniture there's not much. a water dish, a heating pad, a chained up femanon. there's not much to it.
>>33639179funny
>>33639174idk what blue balls feel like but i would say no
>>33639159What a heap of nothing. Do you need me to go over how tense works in indirect speech? Was it you in the other thread too (when you said hi)
>>33639176Did Spike finally bring the money lmao
>>33639177MNot much.Phone, fleshlight, a guitar, a charger.
>>33639177FPC and a laptop mainly
>>33639177mi'm just temporarily at my parent's house but once i move my plan is to not really have a bedroom, going to get a two or three bedroom apartment and turn it into one giant fucked up workshop so i can further my plans revealed here >>33639044
>>33639185absolutely no idea what you're talking about and i'm very sleepy, sorry
>>33639177F I keep a lot of painting and craft supplies, and tons of notebooks. >>33639189That sounds really cool
>>33639190don't forget to wear your socks to bed
>>33639177MaleTwo laptops in separate bags, one broken, some PC parts/boxes (CPU boxes, a CPU cooler, a GPU cooler, a PSU), alarm clock, phone charger, a small screwdriver set.Also, under my bed there are two old Palo Alto firewalls, a couple of old Cisco gigabit switches, an old Cisco 1841 router, a guitar case, and a saxophone.
>>33639186Ikr
>>33639162>is it morally wrong to have sex in your wedding dress or parts of itSorry, femanon. Just your dress will look like a Jackson Pollock painting
Hi anons people, are you mad at other anon(s) and why would that be, thanks.
>>33639111>>33639042wedding dress
>>33638862MLearning that they enjoyed anal
Women, do you have an ass as nice as this one? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1757313189958180.webm
>>33638872MI'm a Gin guy, I want to get into Whiskey but most of them I don't really like. Every once in a while I'll stumble across some that have an incredible caramel or vanilla aroma and I do enjoy those.
>>33639202nah, i try not to stay mad at people. what use in there carrying around negative energy? i do make sure never to forget, though.
>>33639199that's also why i like it plus white fabric can match with a specific thingrip money
>>33639206That ass has so much personality, I love it
>>33639202yes as a matter of fact, Im mad at you
>>33639206Which thread is this, I'm interested.
I wish women didn't hate men.
>>33639212What did I do now, anom?
>>33639042>normieslmao i doubt any of them know what a tenga isgreat taste femanon this and the wedding dress femanon would make me cum an irresponsible amount. >>33639162see above
Was the thread interesting today?
>>33638872F can't really stomach alcohol but I like anise tsipouro
>>33639219No. The men were gay enough today I had several naps.
>>33639210Worth it! Just stay away from blacklight.
>>33639220i haven't looked it up to make sure that name is japanese but WEEB
>>33639208Yeah, you're right.
>>33639213Goated asses.
>>33639204Does it bother you they like anal or that they did it with other men?
>>33639220>>33639224nope, greek. sorry anon, i recant
>>33639224Fucking kek
>>33639221Oh, I thought you were having fun, scroll up a bit and saw your name more than usual.
>>33639227It bothers me that I had missed out
>>33639221What do you want men to post?
>>33639218>he could never imagine
Girls do you like how anime looks? It doesn't matter if you watch it or not.
>>33639042Do you have a bust like that?
>>33639042is that fucking chernobyl in the background? what am i missing?
im in love with a femanon
>>33639221Nice, you need them.
>>33639241>>33638357
>>33639243That's funny he is just me...
>>33639243that wasnt me
>>33638349Again? mmmm who did this anon mean?
>>33639239only chad will know...>>33639240yes
>>33639246That isn't Tsundere-kun. It's an imposter.
>>33639248An imposter you say? Hmmm. It's time for an investigation!
>>33639248Who is that anon you mention.
>>33639248Who is Tsundere-kun
>>33639250>>33639252He's a bratty submissive who posts here.
It's funny how that one femanon with tattoos was coping hard.>but men always say they love my tattoosYeah, we pretend to like them because we know that tattooed bitches are easy to fuck. But nobody wants a tattooed whore to be the mother of his children.
>Be handsome 30 year old>Want to get back into dating after a while>Going to set age ranges from 18-25 on appsIs this acceptable in today’s world? I don’t want someone my age honestly but I know how sensitive older woman are to this
>>33639230Been having the fun by myself.>>33639232Conversation pieces.
>>33639253When can we meet him.
>>33639253Incorrect.
>>33639256Please actually try and wife one up, instead of pumping and dumping them.
>>33639256You're going to get your house raided by neurotic zoomzooms
>>33639258You said you were napping!
>>33639261Which part?
>>33639256I'm 31 and I don't think I could date a woman younger than 23-25. It gets hard to relate to people that much younger than you.
>>33639255True nuke.
>>33639258>Conversation pieceswhat are those?
>>33639256A 19 year old liked me on an app, they don't care.
Why do girls become so pretty and kind after they turn 30?
>>33639267chad
>>33639271this feels like hag wall rage bait
>>33639267Depends there is all types personalities.
>>33639264I've slept practically all day. And now I'm nervous about what I'm going to do about my pain.
>>33639262Depends on what she wants, I’d absolutely date one long term idc>>33639263Probably>>33639267That’s a you problem>>33639270Interesting
>>33639266Most of my experience has been vanilla, but I've experimented a little bit in both roles. And I'm not bratty at all.
>>33639276So how long has your kid been in foster care?
>>33639276What pain? Are you the lady with broken legs.
>>33638929He sounds mentally unwell. He needs to stop doing anti-abortion activism and move the fuck on. His baby isn't coming back and the more he holds on to what could have been the more unwell he's going to be.
>>33639272How is not being relatable being a chad? If anything it makes him not chad enough to find a hot young stacy
>>33639271*headpats*
>>33639276It's probably cancer.
Anons how would you feel if an anon girl was mad at you but she wasn't telling you.
>>33639267I dated 18 when I was 31 it was nice. she had the head of an adult but the joy and optimism of someone who hadn't been filtered by life yet. the downside was that I had to watch her get filtered by life.
>>33639278>I'm not bratty at allThat's exactly what a brat would say
>>33639286I don't think I'm recognizable enough
Fuck off chatbot, nobody likes you. Put on a trip so we can filter you.
>>33639271Dunno, can you wait 4-5 years
>>33639289Because?
>>33639290Which post is by a clanker?
>>33639282because he sounds mentally developed and he could actually find women that get along him instead of having to resort with almost barely legal girls that have no idea what they even want and should have experiences within their own ages instead
>>33639293She's mad I asked about her kid.
>>33639290Who is that?
>>33639292>Because?No one has ever referred to be between threads.
You keep asking because you're a pedophile.
Was atoga horny yesterday?
>>33639301Stop projecting, lol.
Foids what flavor milkshake yu want here are the options-vanilla-chocolate-banana-lemon-orange-pumpkinhint: if you choose wrong you don't get any
>>33639301Why do you say this?
>>33639305vanilla
>>33639305vanilla, i don't care
>>33639306Because I once dared to ask how old her kids are.
>>33639304WHY IS SHE CALLING YOU THAT?!
>>33639305don't like milkshakes desu
>>33639292>BecauseTo become recognizable, you either need to be a tripfag, a namefag, post pics or vocas, spam the same things repeatedly, or have a huge crash out.
>>33639294>mentally developedIf the implication is that I’m not, you’re simply wrong. Does he not watch modern movies/shows? Scroll tiktok/instagram reels? Can he not hold conversations about art/philosophy/life? How the fuck can you NOT relate to people and be mentally developed? Makes no sense and sounds like cope>he could actually find women that get along him instead of having to resort with almost barely legal girls that have no idea what they even want and should have experiences within their own ages insteadI can find older, blown out women too if I wanted to, I could even find women in their 50’s, but why would I when I have my pick of younger women who actually want me? Who are you to dictate who should have what experience with who? You sound like one of those angry older women I was talking about
>>33639271That only happens to mothers who have a husband. Single hags in their 30s become more bitter and their standards skyrocket as some weird cope.>oh I'm still single in my 30s? I will only marry a CEO billionaire and accept nothing lessThen they will lie to themselves and say that they're single because no man is good enough, which is funny coming from an old ass wrinkly bitch in her 30s.
>>33639302At least I was
>>33639310Anon has kids?
>>33639311see>>33639310
>>33639302Not enough imo
>>33639307enjoy>>33639309enjoy>>33639312here eat some gravel
>>33639314>Scroll tiktok/instagram reels?God I hope not. You sound like a faggot.
>>33639305>hope it's rally's banana and not literal banana
>>33639316Who was your cliiiiient.
>>33639317BlueValk, yes
>>33639321I’m not the one who autistically can’t relate to people
>>33639288I'm really not. I mostly focus on trying to make her feel good.
>>33639314i'm not reading all that, would you be okay if you had a 18 year old daughter and a 31 year old man wanted to date her?i'm going to goon to chad now (not the actual anon)
>>33639326Why would you want to relate to brainrotted tiktok kids?
>>33639328>i'm going to goon to chad nowHasan Piker?
>>33639324The anons who like shoulder bites
>>33639313Makes sense.
>>33637212>anyway i also have more opinions towards vaginal sex than the usual person so that's why you shouldn't listen to me that muchUnusual opinions are interesting.I wish I heard more of yours.If toys can't give you what you want, then that's just that. Nothing wrong with it.What kind of pain are you into?
>>33639012>only 42%Damn wish it was higher.
>>33639328>going to goon to chad now (not the actual anonThere's an anon called chad
>>33639320thanks *SCHLORP*
>>33639331Oh i dont know her, been missing.
>>33639328>i'm not reading all thatOf course you aren’t because you have nothing worthwhile to say.>would you be okay if you had a 18 year old daughter and a 31 year old man wanted to date her?Are you ok with 18 year olds being able to join the army and make an onlyfans? What kind of retarded logic is this?
I AM CONFUSED!>IS THAT DATA A LARP>OR BONA FIDE
>was hoping to dream of femanon>Instead, nightmare of some really fucked up shit about working at some place where a person that sexually abused others used to work
>>33639329Because they’re attractive and aren’y blown out and ran through? No baggage?
>>33639323when I was growing up my friend's dad making us banana milkshakes (with literal banana) while we were competing in mario kart was like the greatest food I ever got and one of those signature happy memories. I never had ANY milkshakes or anything like it ever at home, I was just skin and bones stealing muffins from the stand at school for dinner and stuff. so anybody complaining about banana milkshakes kinda rubs me the wrong way
BYE ANONS!
>>33639342You wish you were him.
>>33639336>thanks *SCHLORP*this is the perfect exchange, I love hosting and providing milkshakes (or gravel)
>>33639344Are you trying to make fun of me for having a preference that you don't even know about?
>>33639320yay>>33639330my chad is white blonde and blue eyed>>33639333it sounds stupid but i think penis in vagina is an insane concept so nothing can really top that, too bad that if chad cums in vagina i wouldn't be able to taste it>What kind of pain are you into?real and passionate hitplay i guess, not just slaps on the thigh, and other stuff i don't know how to shorten into simple words
>>33639342Mossad?
>>33639343Kek, you're so naive (retarded)
>>33639345Where you going?
>>33639352How so? If they’re whores then what’s the problem? They’re far and away more attractive than 25+ women so I win either way
>>33639354Sleep.
Femanon, can I have a smooch goodnight, please?
>>33639357Goodnight.
>>33639358Pathetic simp faggot.
>>33639363He didn't get kicked in the balls though.
>>33639350I don't know why you suddenly mention chad. lolYou can easily taste it btw, because cum can just be pressed out. Alternatively, after a creampie you suck my dick off with not just the cum, but your own pussy juices on there. Win-win.Do you think the concept that I shove a part of me into an opening of yours is insane? If yes, then I agree. I thought to myself that it's kinda funny, but also funny how good it feels.>i don't know how to shorten into simple wordsWhy do you think you need to keep it short? I'm interested in hearing what you like.
>>33639348>providing hmmmm
>>33639360Thanks anon, gn.
The next poster after me will be gifted a dream of 5 thicc goth girls gently hammering their butts against his or her entire body
claim
>>33639358*smooch to charlie*
sike I don't even want it, I'll give it to the next person but double it
Ugly moids can you please stop posting?
>>33639383Why? Do you want to your thread crush incelwalk again?
>>33639383>Ugly moids can you please stop posting?Yeah, sorry, I'm finished.
>>33639383I’m better looking than every man in this thread desu
>>33639386What?
>>33639389You heard me the first time.
>>33639383They can post, but they need to be nicer. Their looksmatch femanons are terrified to post. You'll never get an atoga gf if you let the gay guys shit up the place like this.
>>33639383>Ugly moids can you please stop posting?Tell us about Chad?
Moids, explain yourselves https://nordicmodelnow.org/myths-about-prostitution/myth-punters-are-lonely-single-men/
>>33639367sorry i had to make a point>cum can just be pressed outthat's silly, if he decided to do it there it should stay there, the other thing sounds ok but i'm not aroused by the idea of my own liquids because i'm not homosexual or something like thati'm not sure how to not sound brain damaged to explain the concept but that can be true yeah and about the other thing idk imagine that you're getting really angry at someone's bait and want to resort to physical violence, i'm into feeling that see >>33638247 no one has ever been angry at me irl like that yet though so don't worrythis is all coming from someone you shouldn't trust by the way desu
Why did you allow the Charlotte stabbing, anons?
>>33639390>Do you want to your thread crush incelwalk again?I read it over ten times and still don't understand wtf you're saying.
>>33639404human sacrifice
>>33639398Incels can't afford prostitution
>>33639398What is there to explain? Some boomer whose wife hasn't wanted sex since Reagan was president has a habit of going to strip clubs and escorts once in a while to amuse himself. Let the guy have his fun. It's not like it matters in the grand scheme of things. He gets to enjoy life a little, the prostitute gets paid, and his wife doesn't have to pretend to want sex or pretend to orgasm. Everyone's happy. Seems like problem solved to me.
>This thread is just weird men talking to eachotherOh
>>33639409You disgust me
>>33639388Why do men always think this? I dated a very average guy with similarly average friends and he estimated himself to be 8½ and said all his friends were in the 3-5 range
>>33639398not a moid but how is that surprising to you? >I am a greedy sod kek
>>33639414Not surprised, just disappointed
My bladder is so full
>>33639406Do you want to talk to your thread crush "incelwalk" again?
>>33639412Because I get validated irl, and even on other weird places like Reddit where I’ve gotten some womens snapchat/telegrams. I usually browse /tv/ though I only just found this spot.
>>33639398desu most of it is dead bedroom sad marriages where the man is too much of a fucking boomer to just divorce and do the honest thing
>>33639415men are made to have a harem, deal with it or be pissed off for the rest of your life
>>33639421It's fake outrage since bitches prefer men who cheat and can get tons of bitches. Otherwise they would be dating some lonely incel who would be grateful that 1 bitch likes him and would be loyal forever.
>>33639421men are made to bounce on it
>>33639418? No??
>>33639411Life isn't a Cialis commercial, unfortunately. There are pills to make old men's dicks hard, but there aren't pills to make post-menopausal women suddenly like sex again
>>33639409Honestly, you might be right. Why shouldn't I find some guy on the side who will actually give me orgasms? It's not like my bf has to know and I'll treat him with more affection and respect in our day to day life if I don't have to pout and seethe over his selfishness in bed 24/7.
>>33639425You are incelwalk BBC SPH cuckold chastity. Don't lie.
>>33639423no lil angry idiot incel, they want a man that could have a whole harem but only wants them it's peak narcissism "you are so much better than every other girl, nobody can ever compare to you" behavior>grateful>loyal foreverlol, every incel becomes ungrateful and thirsty for more too as soon as he gets a sip
>>33639400>m not aroused by the idea of my own liquids because i'm not homosexualThat does not make you homo! lmaoIt shows your subservience, by doing what your partner finds hot, tasting your own horniness to acknowledge how he makew you feel. And a woman cleaning off the cock after you came is incredibly hot, it shows how needy you are.I have never wanted to resort to physical violence over a post on 4chan. At least I think not.I am into restricting movement though, using rope and handcuffs too. Or treating you like a fucktoy, making you walk on all fours while I hold a leash.>this is all coming from someone you shouldn't trustI trust you are a femanon and have these feelings, is that not enough?Anything else, who I think you are, isn,t really important.
>>33639427I mean, if your BF hasn't eaten your pussy since Hurricane Katrina, I support that.
>>33639431No I'm not, what is wrong with you?
>>33639423>The incel would be grateful Kek
>incels calling others incels
>>33639340would you bounce on it by the way?
>>33639438those are emcels (emotionally celibate) calling people incels
>>33639439No but I have 8inches any woman in this thread can bounce on freely
Boyfriend wants to get a vasectomy. Don't know how I should feel about it.
>>33639443please put a bit more effort into your bait
>>33639436What are you then?
>>33639410We stopped after >>33639383 told us to
>>33639424On what?
>>33639449Turn around
>>33639423I ascended with an incel and he got caught trying to cheat on me 3 times before I dumped him. I read his messages and found out he'd likely been DMing different girls from work all day every fucking day for years, it's just almost none of them replied.
>>33639442i'm personally inceling you right now, i'm stealing all the sex experience you had in your entire life and i'm making sure you will not be able to have sex again ever
>>33639446A normal anon.All that because I told ugly moids to stop posting, fucking hell.
>>33639427Are you the femanon whose ex gave her orgasms, but current bf can't?
>>33639454You’d be bouncing on it for sure under cover femanon, I could prob make you cum with a few snapchats
>>33639452y-yes mistress
Why do foids want their bfs to act as stand-in fathers?
>>33639458they all just say they came, they don't even touch their pussy to your pics
>>33639455You're not a femanon?
>>33639463I am.
>>33639462I get sent videos back femanon, with them saying my name. You’d be doing it too! Heheheh
>>33639459Ora ora get pregnant
>>33639461why not? the whole point of a partner is that they take over the role your opposite sex parent had where they make you feel loved, cherished, supported, cared for and specialthe only difference is that you also make each other cum I mean, some people also did that with their parents but that's a whole other topic
>>33639443You'll love it. My husband got his done a few years ago and it turned him into a sex god.
>>33639443If he's white, you should be very supportive.
Hating women isn't even entertaining anymore.
>>33639465because they are farming you for validation
>>33639464Ok, good. Sorry for being ugly.
>>33639461my dad is practically my slave
>>33639467I hope Freud is roasting in the deepest pit of hell
>>33639434i mostly just say stupid things here so i formally i apologize if i am unable to display your expertisei said i'm more into physical things but i'm not against ropes and handcuffs yeah, because i can be very slippery and i'm slipping away right now but thanks for checking in my mental state, cool to know i might not sound too complicated to someone
>>33639471Nawww, I was trying to be particularly loathsome today
>>33639471BPD
>>33639471good, you are evolving
>>33639475that doesn't even make any sense
>>33639471transparent onahole vid imminent
>>33639478I'm not.>>33639477That doesn't mean it was entertaining. Plus I wasn't paying really close attention to the thread today.>>33639479What makes you think that? I think I'm just getting bored.
>>33639458you're too old for me the only thing you can actually do is putting all that experience in showing how to correctly take dick as you bounce on it, just accept your destiny
>>33639484Never.
>>33639482>the whole point of a partner is that they take over the role your opposite sex parent had
>>33639472Notice how you didn’t say “no”. Women like you are the most fun to get to cum, because then you get hooked
>>33639456No, my ex (described in >>33639453) never once made me come. At least my current guy used to before we moved in together.
>>33639443His body his choice.
>>33639461>hmmm women want men they love to act like fathers>can't possibly because they would want to raise children with them as a family no no
>>33639498you're the only femanon in here who will ever have kidsthat's kind of concerning for the species, actually
>>33639498I wish women wanted to be mothers, but most of them don't these days.
>>33639485Where will you go once you're fully bored of atoga?
Women, if your boyfriend killed himself and he'd written a novel would you put your name on the manuscript and dispose of his body so you could keep the money from the publisher?
>>33639502he will review onaholes on the x sites
>>33639500It's because they're already parenting manchildren
>>33639506No. I wouldn't publish that. I'd have it preserved.
>>33639502I don't think I'm going to go anywhere. I just might not post as often. Part of me wants to give dating another shot, but I have no idea how to do that because apps are shit and I don't have a lot of options. I've also gotten bored of video games, so I don't really know what I'm going to do.
>>33639499She's a single mother because she failed to pick a good man. And it doesn't sound like she's taking care of her children.
>>33639510They aren't. A lot of them are focusing on their careers, and the rest are spending their 20s and 30s living like they're 19.
>>33639493not really, guys made me cum before and it didn't make me want to spend more time with them
>>33639521we need to bring back the term "emcel" for this
>>33639492yes
>>33639499there's at least two or three other moms here
>>33639522making someone cum is not that big of a deal that you have to be forever obsessed with that person
what is the opposite of making someone cum?
>>33639521>>33639527Did they possess 8inch BWCs and good looks? I’d rock your world most likely
>>33639529what I do to girls
>>33639499That shit wrecks your body. Miss me with that.
>>33639530yes, actuallyyour cock is not that addictive
old americans be likeayo kiddo i can rock your world ya know
>>33639534Living wrecks your body
>>33639516>but I have no idea how to do that because apps are shit and I don't have a lot of options. I've also gotten bored of video games, so I don't really know what I'm going to do.Yeah it's over for you, just stay in the bucket with the rest of us.
>>33639535>Yes, actuallyThis is a lie btw
>>33639530the real question iscan you even bounce on it?
>>33639536I’d fuck her before you do incel
>>33639540think whatever you want
>>33639540So is possessing an 8inch BWC and good looks
>>33639544Not thinking, knowing. Again, you’d be insatiable most likely.>>33639542NO
>>33639543this femcel will not let you get close to my QUEEN
>>33639545Why would I make that up? I’m likely never coming back to these threads>>33639548Threesome time
>>33639547>insatiable yes, for two or three weeks, then I'd move on
>>33639551Oh cmon, at least 2 months
>>33639550>never coming back to these threadsyou say this every time and every time you come back
>>33639476>and i'm slipping away right nowBecause of what we're talking about or are you just tired?>cool to know i might not sound too complicated to someoneIn a relationship, it's all about openly communicating your needs, desires and things you don't like. So see this as little bit of training for that.
>>33639538Speak for yourself
>>33639555we both know it usually starts to fizzle out after three weeks max, who are you trying to fool
one of my areolae is puffier than the other
>>33639558Everyone gets old, anon
>>33639556I’ve never been to these specific woman threads, I told you I post on /tv/ mainly.>>33639559You say this until you’re creaming on it daily
>>33639560Really? That sounds interesting. Show us?
i'm tired of forcing old to bounce on it he has no hope
>>33639562>creaming on it daily if all girls get so addicted to your cock, how come you need to find new ones all the time? check mate
>>33639563no, just wanted to share my observation
>>33639567Aww
>>33639565Femanon why don’t you like me? The other one is warming up
>>33639566Because it’s fun? Idk. Notice how it still wasn’t a “no”
>>33639570so what makes you think I'd stick around for longer than three weeks if you know how much more fun it is to switch things up?
bored of this scrote already can we kill him
>>33639575Are you hot? If you’re hotter than the others maybe I’d like you more. Shame there’s no 4chan dming like reddit has
Protein farts at 4:30 in the morning
>>33639557i have a daily limit i guess, it's mostly the first thingdon't worry i will not subject anyone to my full tortures but thanks again
>>33639576Why stop at this particular scrote
>>33639578nice try, but your attempts to appeal to my competitive side won't work
>>33639576No need for anger I’ll be gone from this thread forever soon and back to brendanposting on /tv/
>>33639583Already has, again notice how “no” was never said and you’re engaging with me still. You’re on the hook and love it
>>33639580You keep saying I shouldn't worry, but I am not worrying. lolI've heard some crazy things from women in the past, I am not letting on my power level either you could say. :xIt sounds to me like you think you are too unusual for anybody.
>>33639587does it look like there is anything else going on itt to you? ofc I'll engage with the only active poster, thats why I'm here
>>33639588i do think that but i'm not good with conversations, i can only say cringe things and disappear, i'm like an easter egg
>>33639592Say what you like but if this was a less anonymous forum I’d already have your snapchat or something, but I’ll let you be bratty and pretend otherwise it’s cute
femanon i'm deeply sorry...
>>33639595>i can only say cringe things and disappearI think that's a choice more than anything.If I said "you are an easter egg I want to crack", wouldn't that be the most cringe? I bet you can't beat that.
>>33639598I don't have snapchat, nobody needs even more random dick pics
>>33639600what is it this time
>>33639602Snap, instagram, telegram, regardless…brat
>>33639603i was too weak
>>33639604I have none of those, I'm sorry your pp is not that special
imagine if atoga had breakfast together
>>33639608>Assuming I’d ask an anonymous post for those thingsCute assumption brat. Simply stating hypotheticals
>>33639605can you still open jars at least
>>33639610i don't eat breakfast
>>33639619Nta but coffee at least?
>>33639614let's say... hypothetically that i'm not very good at opening jars, but a jar can still crack open if i threw it to the wall-
>>33639613I did not imply you asked for them, I just stated that I don't use them
>>33639621don't like coffee that much tbdesu
>>33639621NTACoffee is gross.
>>33639624Your phone number then…idk brat. 2 months though at least.
>>33639632I'm not a brat, nerd
i also don't like coffeeno coffee in atoga breakfast menu
>>33639633Namecalling isn’t nice brat, escpecially when you’re a brat
>>33639506I would destroy it.
>>33639629>>33639631>>33639634Whats wrong with coffee
gotta stay up for the next 20 hours, any tips
>>33639637alright, I'm bored now, byeeee
>>33639640Bitter things are unappealling.Why would we suscept ourselves to that?
>>33639640it tastes bad and feels dry and i don't like the smell of it, also i have a personal grudge against it because it's shilled as something that makes you more awake but it never helped me like that
>>33639610I would cook, because I can't trust the rest of you to
>>33639645You bored me like 20 minutes ago, the movie I’m watching is done so I’m leaving bye
>>33639634I guess I'll pass then
Alright bros, I'm going to call up my mom now and tell her I'm going to marry a girl of a different race. My mom is VERY racist, by the way. I'm going to get blacked out drunk so that it's easier for me to tell her. Wish me luck. Let me know if you want me to post updates after the conversation. I'm genuinely terrified of my mom's disapproval.
>>33639640nothing, i just prefer teaif i'm bored i might brew some in my moka pot or buy an espresso shot or cappuccino, but that happens maybe five times a year at most
>>33639648i'd probably sabotage old anon's plate
>>33639655Shut it
>>33639656ok, he will not find out
I had this fling that turned into a gf that turned into a serious gf that died immediately after. I noticed multiple things:>13 year age gap (older man younger lady)>she was solo travelling in the country I reside (i'm an expat)>I was in a relationship when we had our two-night stand-turned relationship>we made out just hours within our first talk, and fucked in a hostel shower>She was sexting me like crazy, sometimes even while I was asleep and then after I said she was my gf she stopped>we had intermittent meetings as she continued to do her solo travel adventures, buying tickets to see me and go on adventures. in total we only spent maybe a month actually physically together out of 4 months of communication through texting>She never wanted to talk on the phone, but our breakup call was the longest (I said a lot of embarassing shit because ego death and I felt horrible for her breaking up with me)>I got insecure when she hung out all day with another guy before seeing me. She spent 2 weeks with him. remember how she only spent 1 month with me. She sent pictures of her bed and called me a ton of times that night but still. Maybe I shouldn't have been insecrue about it but I didnt like how she would talk about him>After she left for her country, I was supposed to visit her, but she never seemed to put it into reality.She paid for a lot of stuff, cooked for me, helped me out in general so its not like she took anything from me. we had a great time exploring together. In the end I do feel used for my sexual and romantic energy, my attention and time.Did I fuck up? was it mutual destruction?
>>33639659I CAN READ, stop bullying me
>>33639640It's annoying to make and cleaning the things after is a nuisance too.
>>33639661go back to the corner where you belong loser
>>33639665Which femanon is this?
>>33639660>after I said she was my gf she stoppedNever say that first to a bitch and never say "I love you" first. They get the ick. RIP to your (kinda) ex, though, that's sad as fuck.
>>33639660you got pumped and dumpedshe pulled up to the gas station, pulled your little gas pump outta the holster, got her fill, paid her bill, and moved on
Foids, why are you awake?
>>33639667My femanon.Leave her alone.
>>33639667It's the foid who calls her bf a "chadlet"
>>33639672Two femanona crushing on me damn
>>33639668She told me she loved me first. I told her "Well shit I'm came inside of you so many times you should probably call me your boyfriend">>33639669So this is what it's like to be used...
>>33639651Uh? Races?
>>33639671My cast of black screen rain turned off. So I'm turning it back on.
>>33639677To think of all the cum I loaded into her. She was literally beautiful enough to be a model. You could tell everyone just gives her shit for free because she was pretty. And she chose me, a manlet, with muscles and interesting personality admittedly but our hands didn't match up when we held them. she always had to crouch down for doggy style, I wondered how much it affected her because she said she walks in high heels most of the time. and holys hit let me tell you she walks like a confidence bad bitch. I feel so crappy but maybe it's just a whores game we both played. She took all my cum, I took a part of her prime fuckin' months. Maybe my jackhammering and choking and spitting will stay in her mind, maybe not. I drove her around, showed her things she'd never see on her own. Gave her a nice place to stay. I did what I could. I couldn't control my emotions, texted her too soon (never really double texted, we would go whole days with just 1-5 texts sometimes)
>>33639671I need to go to work.
>>33639671>Foids, why are you awake?I always wake up at 5 AM to get my workout in
>>33639694What workout you do?
>>33639704She fucks your dad.
>>33639651I'm white, the girl is Thai.
>>33639686its not your fault anon, you were a victim. she has so much experience doing this to guys you didnt stand a chance, you were lucky to get off with so little damage, ive seen them demolish mens entire lives before
>>33639706What's up with you and dad fucking, JH? Something you wanna tell us?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbeEuYAZFL4
>>33639694>wake up at 5 AM to get my workoutGirlboss mentality.
>>33638273So who do you think is gonna be the next Ms. /co/?
femanons help me, were both virgins me and my gf but the other day I proposed to do an oral on her after a bit of struggle she accepted, I did the oral and fingered her a bit but she said she didn't felt pleasure and that it was not intese enough. I'm lost here cause I did that to make her feel good and now I don't know what to do. She doesn't want to have sex yet.
Thread is dead today.
>>33639716That could've been anyone.
My favourite race horse died today
>>33639766Good.Finally.
>>33639764No, you're the only one who has posted about dad fucking quite a few times. The therapy clearly isn't working for you.
>>33639771So guys can make "your mom" jokes, but I can't make "your dad" jokes?
>>33639773It's not a joke when you randomly insert that into everything. I asked about that anon's workout routine and you brought up dad fucking out of nowhere. You're a fucking retard and sick in the head.
>>33639704>What workout you do?I have my own gym plan, but I have been working out at home recently with higher volume to make up for the lack of weight, and I'm just coming off an injury. 3 x 20 Bulgarian split squats (each leg)3 x 15 single leg RDL's3 x 45 second banded clamshells3 x 15 Copenhagen raises, with a five second holdThen just fuck around with an ab roller until I feel adequately sore.>>33639706>She fucks your dad.Three body weight squats isn't much of a workout.>>33639746>Girlboss mentalityWanting to avoid crowds at the gym mentality>>33639759You should have followed my advice.
>>33639780Also, nobody was making "your mom" jokes and I haven't seen many people do that since like 2010.
>>33639782>that routinehipmaxxing
>>33639782what advice I'm not a regular here
>>33639780>into everythingIs someone else also saying it or what? I've probably made that joke five times during my entire time ever posting ITT. >>33639785They used to be everywhere, you can't blame an old person for having old humor.
>>33639788>hipmaxxingAnd glutes. I go heavy on the quads on Friday.>>33639791>what advice I'm not a regular herePicrel
>>33639759Lick/finger harder like she told you.Have you read any guides on how to give oral?
>>33639796>And glutes. I go heavy on the quads on Friday.i count that as part of the 4 directions of leg movement comprising hip flexion/extension/adduction/abductiondo you do any upper body work at all? you know a nice back does so much to tighten up and accentuate your frameand you probably need it, being perennially hunched over in your gooner claw stance with the overdeveloped wrist flexors on your dominant arm
>>33639759There you go
>>33639801>lick her harder idk how exactly to do that>have you read any guidesno I haven't I'm afraid after that she will just not want to do it again since she was hesitant do it in first place
>>33639811>since she was hesitant do it in first placeSome women are simply insensitive to that kind of stimulation or feel ticklish instead of aroused.
>>33639811>idk how exactly to do thatbro doesnt have a dedicated tongue day at the gym ngmialso nta but honestly it reads like you two were just awkward which is normal for your first time but its understandable that she cant get in the mood especially if youre going at it >after a bit of struggle
>>33639814and what am I supposed to do if she doesn't feel around? sex is supposed to feel good for both ways>>33639809what's that supposed to be?
State gender.What is something that makes you uncomfortable, even if might not be some standard horror trope or something like that?
>>33639809This will never not be stupid.
>>33639818>what's that supposed to be?Clitoris, you moron
>>33639819F. Dogs barking. And loud, sudden noises in general, I guess.
>>33639821oh
>>33639819>State gender.>What is something that makes you uncomfortable, even if might not be some standard horror trope or something like that?When I have to be around people that are assholes or cunts
>>33639824>And loud, sudden noises in general, I guess.Nah, that one is practically universal.
>>33639826Then what are you doing here, lil bozo?
>>33639805>do you do any upper body work at all?Yes, my Mondays and Thursdays are upper body. I used to do a push/pull split, but I would fatigue when doing like bench, overhead press, and dips in the same workout. So I now gear it more as chest, traps, biceps, and lats on Monday, and triceps, biceps (yes, twice), delts, and smaller back muscles on Thursday.Also, my posture is immaculate. I used to have the autistic posture.
>>33639828Okay good. I think being afraid of dogs should also be normal. They're the biggest predators we let live in our houses.
idk if my thread crush is even awake at this hour, let alone is browsing this thread, but i hope you have a great day, i'm rooting for you!>captcha: NTRTV
This one goes out to my little idiot femanon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_c2XZd9mMo
>>33639840fuck off creep>>33639834>lore accurate jh (ignore the boobs)
>>33639819the idea that if i start throwing heart hands to bikers i see instead of ogling in a lecherous manner, they will get too confident and reveal that they are old ugly weirdos under their helmet
>>33639848Is that the actress from Dexter?>>33639824Dogs are annoying and scary trash, so it's understandable.
>>33638198no way these tits are real
>>33639848This identity mix up is reasonable but still annoying.
>>33639848how am i creep for wishing someone a good day ;_;are you sad because i didn't wish *you* a good day, anon?
>>33639848>compares models to JHShe wouldn't be single and unmarried if she was as good-looking as she claims in her 30s.
>mentally ill girl I follow started wearing compression socks at night because her legs hurt from all the sitting aroundBitch is not even 25 and already fucked her body up so much from bedrotting, energy drinks and alcohol.pic not related
i'll surely be single and unmarried in my 30s for how bad i am at handling any sort of complimentdesu>>33639864i had no idea compression socks were a thing
>>33639859>posts AI filtered shitI can do it, too. The fact you save my toonmes because you think of me so often is flattering, though.
>>33639868actually i think i'm the same way, i can't take compliments and i feel weird giving compliments, as well. i don't think i could tell a girl to her face i find her attractive and i'm not really sure why. i always chocked it up to being a Shy Boy, but i'm a fairly outgoing person otherwise, and i've never considered why that's different with women, hmm
>>33639864Bedrotting and alcohol preserve the body. I still get mistaken for a teenager at 31 while all my outdoorsy health nut gym going friends are shriveling up and falling apart and complaining about nonstop aches and health issues.
>>33639871i find giving compliments to the opposite gender very difficult tooi have no idea of what is going on but i love any jason voorhoe + mychoel myers girl
>>33639868>i had no idea compression socks were a thingIt's what people with thrombosis and being in danger of thrombosis wear.Normally people don't need those, since we aren't bedrotting/bedridden for months.What do you get complimented on? And what would you like to be complimented on where it would not make you feel uneasy?>>33639874>Bedrotting and alcohol preserve the body.It actually fucks up your veins.
Which femanons would leglock you when you're trying to pull out?
This is who calls you moid
>>33639877My last fuck buddy did that and let me go raw. She wanted to test the birth control
>>33639878White one reminds me of a certain namefag...
>>33639876i feel like i get complimented for anything but i guess the one i'm better with is when someone tells me that i made them laugh, specially if they're total strangers and it's online
>>33639878that has got to be some kind of hormonal disorder, the fat distribution is so fucked up and their limbs are so tiny
Do you think its weird for someone to carry around cigarettes and a lighter even if they don't smoke so they have a pack on hand they can give away of someone asks for a cig?Personally I think taking a moral high ground in regards to not being considerate of their habit is kind of fucking gay and cringe compared to just being polite and nice but idk. I want to see other anons opinions. I literally don't smoke and never have.
>>33639878i'd have the same reactioni think
>>33639883You spreading cancer and you dont even charge for itIn some ways you are worse than a tobacco company
>>33639885So does the sun.
>>33639887Skin cancer is the least dangerous kind of cancer and you need to>live in ausnz>tan without sunblock for years
>>33639881That is sooo funny, femanon! :)
>>33639883I carried a lighter for years because a lot of people smoke in my field. I never carried cigs because that's a little too far to suck up to people imo, like I had a nice customized lighter, and there are a million reasons why someone might carry a lighter, if a non-smoker carries cigs around that's weird and will get you more scrutiny than you want, the point is to mentally disarm them.
>>33639883It means you're megasubmissive and need to bend over
>>33639883MYes, it's incredibly weird.
>>33639864Goth girls are perfect
>>33639891You want to shove those cigs up that poor boy's asshole.
>>33639891I'm actually a Dom though, very Dom. >>33639890>>33639892Alright, I guess people will think I'm looney but I'm going to do it anyways, it seems like a good idea to me. It wouldn't be the first thing I do that's weird.
>>33639889YOU'RE LYING I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING...but i appreciate your intention i suppose...
>>33639883That is cringe as hell, why not carry something useful like condoms.
i used to carry a lighter just so my friends could ask for my help, i'm megasubmissive and toxic like that
>>33639899Sorry, femanon got me acting up since the morning!
>>33639897no the other anon is right, lighter is fine i used to do it too when i cavorted about their ilk but a pack is egregious gang also guys usually have a certain kind they like anyway
>>33639883I wouldn’t do that regardless of who it was.
>>336399021) wearing condoms is fucking gay and you should only fuck women who you can rawdog and want to rawdog2) you should cum inside every time even if she asks you to pull out3) I'm not going to hand people off condoms that's fucking weird.
>>33639907>I'm not going to hand people off condoms that's fucking weird.would you give me one if i asked?
>>33639908No, I'd tell you to rawdog your girl.
>>33639908They give condoms away for free pretty much everywhere around college campuses and they're cheap and sold pretty much everywhere
>>33639878Hehe made me laugh, but I don’t understand if they like white people or not. Either it’s cultural or they are too fat to express themselves clearly
>>33639907Really? Everyone knows I'm responsible and have a stable long-term relationship so people occasionally turn to me if they need a condom. It doesn't feel weird. But then again I don't hang out with bug chasers and rapists who fill their pockets with drug paraphernalia to hand out so what do I know.
>>33639909no, you're supposed to say "ugh anon why the fuck do you want my condoms, are you going rub them across your cheek and imagine they're full of my sperm or something? disgusting, whatever i don't even need them" as you throw them to the ground and walk away
>>33639819FSomeone knocking on a door.
>>33639913I'm pretty sure those two hate white people, they had their big break into memehood by talking about how they would never date Trump voters
>>33639915That's pretty gay. I wouldn't do that because even though I think people can live their own life submissive men are genuinely pathetic to me and I'll do nothing to encourage their behavior.
>>33639918i'm fine with you thinking that i'm male, it's better that way
>>33639671Barely, I’m so tired. Been working a lot these days
>>33639914I would rape a women in the right circumstances so you're not exactly wrong I think.
>>33639916Any door?
>>33639917Ah I see. Does anyone want to date a trump guy anyways?
>>33639922Yes I hate that sound. It reminds me of being suddenly interrupted. Nothing cool happens after that sound
>>33639919I didn't say you were a male I said that's gay and I don't want to encourage submissive men. I already told you if I'm fucking a woman I'm going in raw and if you let me in your pussy your giving implicite consent for me to creampie you so do that at your own risk.
Is it true that if a goth chick rapes you, you transform into a goth yourself? Kind of like zombies?
>>33639925>Femanon has a panic attack whenever someone hits her with a door knock webm.
>>33639923Depends, pretty much all women want "guy who voted for Trump" but no woman wants "obsessive guy who wears MAGA hat outside of political events"
>>33639927ok but it would still be nice if you gave me one if i asked, even if you didn't want to use it
>>33639870I swear to God the only reason for that is that the dudes here are racist and a minority chick writing in grammatically correct English is a novelty to them.
>>33639929Yes, it reminds me of when the police knocked at my door to ask me about strange behavior from my IP address.
>>33639929I don’t have a panic attack, I have a soulful sadness because nothing good happens after a knock. It’s not going to be friends or someone with a present.
>>33639935What have you been doing...?
>>33639930Haha sure
Last night I gonned to a pic that reminded me of her
>>33639923No. If you voted for Trump you voted for law enforcement overreach, inwardly directed militarism, Christian Supremacism, and other bullshits that run counter to the spirit of civil liberties and counter to a free society.
my bad i thought it was EU hours
>>33639934quirks aside, JH is basically the perfect platonic woman friend and that energy is what guys respond to
>>33639930
>>33639951There's this obsession on here with assuming that any erotically themed post here has to do with her sexual history, which is fucking weird to me.
are there any perfect platonic men itt
>>33639948Euros are busy wor-BAHAHAHAHAHAHA jk, they are just out enjoying life with a social safety net
>>33639946The orange party clown makeup and rape stuff is difficult to look past, I never heard of anyone wanting to date a trump guy.
>>33639854oh no were you not jh? i thought i had you clocked deliberately skipping sleep to goon more
>>33639951NTA, but talking about masturbation habits doesn't seem totally platonic.
>>33639955i'm yuroneeting
>>33639954Flirting platonically with copyanon was fun.
>>33639958EPIC NAME DROPPPPPPOOOO
>>33639959>NTA, but talking about masturbation habits doesn't seem totally platonic.On the contrary, it is quintessentially platonic.
Women, can you easily tell when a guy loves you/is attracted to you even when he hasn’t directly told you?
>>33639952I think I understand what that anon means, which is that women assumedly want an outdoorsy, sportsmanly "man's man" type. Your typical folksy, country American whose hobbies are hunting, fishing, and going to the shooting range, who does National Guard service on weekends, goes to an Evangelical or Mainline protestant church on Sundays, and doesn't like travel or change. The kind of man who at once sees himself as a man of action and fetishizes stability. Who listens to country and owns a cheap boat.
>>33639954men cant be platonic unless the relationship is counterbalanced from both sides by the veiled threat of violence, possibly sexual
>>33639965irl, very much
>>33639966Plenty of women don't see that as an ideal.I'd argue most don't in any western society.
>>33639960We know, Jussi.
>>33639967would the chances of it rise in a zombie apocalypse?
>>33639965No I’m so oblivious when guys like me sexually or romantically. I was half way into a date before realizing it was a date.
>tfw you brew a morning cup of coffee on your day offYup
Of all the days I have lived, the happiest were the ones where when we were together. I remember the first time we made love, on that moonlit night in your apartment. I remember camping in the snow, camping out in the desert in my shitty popup tent and freezing our asses off because of the broken fly. Your smile, laugh, scent, all of it. Have never loved someone in the same way since. Do you ever think of me?
>>33639975*siiiiiiiip*Day On here, but cheers my friend
>>33639963How?>>33639958If you followed the reply chain at all, it's obvious it was actuaryanon.
How do we look this morning, togies?
>>33639966>list of the most common red flags you should never put in your bio or else no woman will swipe rightDelusional, that's just the kind of guy you personally want.
I think fat women make for better mothers
sometimes i wish i was a bird with a bird brain
>>33638929MI don't care about the interpersonal drama, abortions that are this late and post birth are morally wrong and should be treated like murder legally.
>>33639984was your mother very skinny?
>>33639984I disagree because they almost always have fat children and that is child abuse.
>>33639987(and so, anon realized that this could sound very bad in this context, but wasn't sure if she is just overthinking it)i just have a theory that men who are into things like that grew up with very skinny mothers
GenderWhat are you guys going to do today?
>>33639991slathering my skin in peanut butter
>>33639991M WorkMaybe read my textbook
>>33639929>lol that sounds like a skit he would do
>>33639978>You should have followed my advice.i guess im just dumb idk
>>33639984Don't see how that correlates, my mom was always rather overweight, but was and still is a great mom
>>33639991MI should be adulting but I don't want to so I'm going to procrastinate and then probably feel bad about it.
>>33639991wwwi'm fixing my sleep schedule and i'll probably reflect on my whole life for most of the day
>>33639991MBeen planning and semi-finalizing my next travel trip. I want to have everything booked by the weekend.
>>33639985why
>>33639965My default is play dumb so I can escape the situation. Oh and wear this ring too.
>>33639883>Do you think its weird for someone to carry around cigarettes and a lighter even if they don't smoke so they have a pack on hand they can give away of someone asks for a cig?Yes I do think that is weird.>Personally I think taking a moral high ground in regards to not being considerate of their habit is kind of fucking gay and cringe compared to just being polite and nice but idk.I have no idea what you were trying to say with this sentence.
>>33640007Hot.
>>33640013to observe people and not trying to mix myself in, npcmaxxing
>>33639848>lore accurate jhI'm not JH>>33639870Are you Blasian? You look Blasian.
>>33640017wait what.... why do you always type it like that anon
>>33640019You can do that already. You don't have to be a bird.
>>33639991Working
>>33639966More or less yeah, you're describing the country type of guy but even in suburbs or urban areas most men with any kind of healthy self esteem and confidence are voting for Trump or not at all.
ZoomersDo you actually enjoy the sound of autotuned voices in the music you listen to?
>>33640021How else would I be typing it?¡toHor what?
>>33640023only online until i get old, but sometimes my human instincts jump in and tell me that i should say something about what anon said
>>33639998>textbookI've never heard someone say they're going to read a textbook. Are you studying or are you just reading it for fun? What are you reading about?
>>33640025kek
>>33640006The day is still fresh bro you can make that change today
>>33640026I'm a late zoomer and my siblings are millennials, so no, I don't like it. I grew up with millennial taste in music when you still needed to be able to sing, but I do remember the T-Pain and Kanye West era changing everything.
>>33640026Idk if I'm a zoomer or not butDaft punk made it sound good, so I don't think auto tune is inherently bad
>>33640027you can keep it that way sorry>>33640026i think they're funny but sometimes i can manage to close an eye, i can't do the same when i hear tracks that have certain boom sound effects because they remind me of meme sounds though
>>33640020No, that's the point. Toonme's filters are all so deforming that they can't indicate anything telling about the person whose picture they used. I'm latina/black/white, which I think is part of why the mixup happens despite how obviously different we post.
>>33640036>you can keep it that way sorryStop making me want to clap your subby ass...
>>33640039autotuned clapping...
>>33640037it was the punctuation and me being stupid thats all
>>33639991F. Working. Then I'm going to go home, make some stroganoff, catch up on housework, and then go to bed after some more shitposting.
>>33640042You don't get away with making a mistake here for free. The thread will now remove your balls as punishment.
>>33640045no, truly, you ask for too much! with what will my poor wife amuse herself when she needs to break in a new pair of heels?
>>33640040As long as you don't filter your moans.
>>33639930we overwhelmingly do not want men who voted for trump. are you stupid? what kind of pathetic cope is this lol
would getting a boyfriend cure my depression?
>>33640032I think you missed the part where I said I don't want to.>The day is still freshIt's four in the afternoon where I am. And I have done nothing except play some vidya.
Why does this creature get a gf but i dont?
>>33640053Probably not, just gonna to the ocean spend 15 minutes
>>33640053only if he's a good boyfriend. otherwise he will make it worse
>>33640053it will alleviate it for a time, in exchange for a litany of other maladiesalso you might contract a different, more incurable strain of depression later on anyway
>match with a girl on tinder that's got almost the same interests and vibe as >her>even though she's replying and even tripple texting I just have 0 drive to continue talking to her>even if im dry replying >she is 5 years older than >she was so that might have something to do with it tooim a retard huh
>>33640055That's its caretaker
>>33640053yes
>>33640053Probably not, unless you got a particularly great one.
>>33640055chad vibes
>>33640061You just know
>>33640053It would only put a carpet over it, but the hole would still be there.And there is a very good chance he falls into that hole too.
>>33640055Because you're not as cute.
>be on Tinder>cute girl has "swipe right or you're gay"I guess some girls can be funny lol
>>33640058doesn't this kind of thing happen in darkest dungeon too?
>>33640070obvious gayfishthere is a homosexual man coaching her on how to build her proflie and when you show up she will promise to have sex with you IF let him fellate you
>>33640071NTAYeah, but everybody is miserable there.
>>33640070you're getting ELO farmed
>>33639991FIt’s late and I’m very tired, but I’m going to use the vibrator until I pass out
>>33640073>>33640075Yeah-yeah, but it's still more refreshing than the usual "probably taller than you" or whatever copied lines foids put in their bio
>>33640076Godspeed, may you cum to lewd thoughts.
>>33640076Hot. What are you going to vibrate to?
mendo you fear women
>>33640081yes, they are very scary
>>33640079Thank you.>>33640080Anal videos.
regular, chocolate or strawberry?
>>33640081I probably fear one specific woman a bit, but I assume she is going to stay harmless.
>>33640081No, mostly other men.
i got the ick when he told me he watches kill tony. valid?
>>33640052and yet those are the only guys with girlfriends, something ain't adding up
>>33640089nah, you're being retarded
>>33640081Not particularly.
>>33640081I'm overly cautious with women I don't know well and I try to avoid being alone with them. It's not the same level of fear of like a dangerous animal or something but they do put me on edge.
can women love a guy who's beard is going gray in his 20s
>>33640089yes that's bottom of the barrel stuff
>>33640081I actually might. I keep my distance and look away from them as much as possible in public.
>>33640094no that's physically impossible
>>33640084>Anal videosDamn girl
>>33640082what is it about them>>33640086thats when they are most dangerous>>33640088manslut he-bitches need not answer>>33640092touch grass?>>33640093>>33640096validthey can tell by the way
>>33640089Yes. But it's weirder that a girl knows what it is.
>>33640098its over
>>33640094women can't love any man with a beard
>>33640089its stupid but is it really ickworthyat least its not harmful and keeps him distracted from worse things
>>33640102I was lying, sorry anon it IS physically possible
>>33640085strawberry?
To bang or not to bang:Are women with short bangs crazy or sexy?
>>33640111both you dimwit
>>33640100>they can tell by the wayWell I hope they think "thank god that creep is ignoring me" and not "oh god, what's wrong with me that even that creep won't look at me".
>>33640104>not harmfulmen are dumb and replicate behavior they see on shows like that.
I just read a very convincing ASMR title>[F4M] Who Needs Therapy When You Have A Tight Wet Pussy?
>>33640111Sexy. My oneitis switched to bangs and she makes it look hot
I think this 20 year old guy in a different department at work is trying to get with my co-worker despite her being in her late 30’sShe seems to like him back so it’s really awkward for the rest of us since he doesn’t really talk to us much besides saying hi when he’s trying to talk with her
>>33640111bangs that are too short is a total bonerkillerits funny how you can take a god tier hairstyle and ruin it so easily
>>33640119not wrong
>>33640111it shows confidence they don't need to hide their ugly forehead
>>33640119wack I prefer shit like pic related
Will I weird a guy out if I tell him I have a mask / costume kink?
It's crazy to me how most people don't think about killing themselves every dayshit sux
>>33640127maybe, that seems pretty mild though
>>33640127Why are your hands so wrinkly
>>33640122The bob is in. Going to wear wigs so I can switch up my look all the time.
>>33640127nah I wouldnt mind, I make cosplay pieces for fun.you being non-White would make it a dealbreaker tho...
i'm a girl and i used to either have full bangs or side bangs, i still think about that time where this girl i really liked set it apart and said that i had a beautiful foreheadit was kinda weird but still, can foreheads even be pretty
>>33640132? Thats not my hand
>>33640133the bob is sexo
>>33640124Submissive femanon's pussy could solve all issues.
>>33640137My oneitis also has a big forehead before she had bangs and it was cute. So yeah they can be. What matters I think is whether or not they work for you specifically
>>33640126who else does emmaposter listen to
>>33640137>it was kinda weird but still, can foreheads even be prettyyes. my first ex was the shy type and would wear her hair over her forehead and even over her eyes sometimes, I'd brush her bangs back a lot to see her eyes. She looked so fucking hot when her forehead was exposed, absolute 10/10, and it made her green eyes pop out more
carpel tunnel so bad it hurts to type
>>33640121>15+ year age gapThat’s fucking gross dude
>>33640146god invented carpal tunnel to punish chronic masturbators like you
>>33640100>they can tellyes and universally they seem offended by the notion that a member of the opposite sex isn't dying to get to know them.
>>33640143>>33640145looks like i'll think about her again... jk but i see, i think it was also because girls used to not really have bangs here at least back then for sure
>>33640153KEK
Atogan angels. Femanon fairies.
>>33640156This made my heart beat fast
>>33640156Magical moids. Atogan alphas.
WomenHow are men supposed to compete?
>>33640156Facetious foids, malignant moids
>>33640161easily. shadow does nothing for me
>>33640161god you just know she smells INCREDIBLE under her unwashed hoodie with that long skirt and greasy hairi will NEVER be an autistic femcel baddie's special interest..
Stay away from happiness cuz loneliness is here
what's for breakfast, anons?f, eating an oatmeal cookie and some iced tea with cream. i might fry up an egg if im still hungry after
>>33640166She has a Mephiles plush so she probably fucks like a demon
>>33640161pixiv has a tag for that
>>33640161you can't. give up
>>33640169Still not eating breakfast.
>>33640169M, a chicken caesar salad and a peach with water
>>33640122what's too short? baby bangs?
>>33638198Women what do you think about her tits?
>>33640171sex like a pigeon flying into a jet engine
>>33640174go eat something, freak
Don’t nobody care if you doing what you love
>>33640180Breakfast is pointless.
>>33640177they're ok, but her face creeps me out a bit
>>33640156i watched every single tinkerbell movie growing up and i used to imagine if i spent enough time playing in the woods and taking care of the plants they would accept me as one of them and i'd shrink down live like a little gardener
>>33640055>Why does this creature get a gf but i dont?Tapirs are just too cute.>>33640139I love this artist. Especially the Mirko, Yoruichi, and Tier stuff.>>33640169FI had steak and eggs>>33640177>Women what do you think about her tits?AWOOOOOOGGAAAA!
>>33640100>touch grass?Wat
>>33640183if that's true why do you type like a moody hangry bitch
>>33640187steak and eggs is a god tier breakfast. you make it? or get from a diner?
>>33640169probably yogurt and berries and granola
>>33640177at first glance she looked like a big titty goth version of jihyo from twice so basically she's my ideal woman
>>33640177a bit big for my preferenceI prefer tits on the smaller side
>>33640177My gf's tits are nicer.
>>33640169Same autism breakfast as every day, eggs on toast. M
>>33640169>Coffee>Eggs cooked in olive oil + lemon juice>Jasmine rice>Maple bacon>Water
Don’t look at me, now, don’t even start
Women do you ever get penis envy?
>>33640211Huh
What dat tummy do
>>33640210Always gotta be one of you fucking weirdos...
>>33640212yesyesyeyseyeyseyseyes <- mental illness
>>33640213Oooh, you’re a loser now
>>33640218What's so weird about it?
Woman would you date a guy who plays 3 division football for Brazilian club?
>>33640223Brehs....
>>33640212no, i like my pussy, i can jerk without making a mess
Why am I having such a good hair day now when NOBODY WILL GET TO SEE IT
>>33640127No, I fucking love masks, I have a small collection going
>>33640055Women would rather fuck animals than incels, we already knew this for years.
WomenThoughts on guys that get all high pitched and giddy when talking to an animal (in this case a cat)?
>>33640202Those look like nice tits.
>>33640169MaleI had a thing of yogurt, and waterI'm going to bed soon so I prefer to keep it light
crazy timing
>>33640234JH wishes she could say the same.
>>33640241Adorable
>>33640212yes and i hate my mom for not giving me dick
>>33639991MI need to shower and go to campus but I'm sitting here drinking coffee and scrolling /atoga/ posts I slept through. I also want to text a girl and see if it goes anywhere this time. The girl I've been going out with is nice and all but I found some big compatibility issues and I think I'm gonna have to move on.>>33640081I used to, but I overcame the fear in my early 20's.>>33640169Sausage and a bagel with cream cheese with coffee + cream.I'm gonna make a big scramble to make into breakfast tacos sometime soon; I just got some tortillas!
Women…
>>33640236Post hair
>>33640221>>33640251What? Why?
>>33640221>>33640251What are you envious of specifically?
>>33640224It's all so performative and unnecessary to point out.Just say you got fucking bacon, eggs and rice.But nooo, it has to be "le olive oil and lemon juice" and "jaZZmine roice" and "mApLe BaCoN".It is so incredibly performative.
>>33640253I dont get it
>>33640261Glad someone else noticed it too
>>33640257Nonononono
>>33640261go eat a sandwich, weirdo
>>33640261Don't ask questions you don't want to hear the answer to.
Bounce onnat dih
>>33640261Ok, my bad anon
>>33640263I bet it's always the same guy who does it too.Like, everything has to be some try hard sour & sweet or bitter & salty or whatever juxtaposition of multiple tastes.It is just sad.
>>33640271Don’t be a bully.
Anons, what are you cooking for lunch? please describe in great detail.>Farm fresh brown eggs, fried in butter (over easy)>Yerba mate tea with taiwanese black sugar>Thomas brand english muffins with raspberry preserves obtained from the local rest stop Amish people
>>33640253>end up going to the grocery store with my friend's wife, her daughter, and her sister>I'm pushing the basket with the toddler in the cart>the sister looks at me at one point and loses her entire train of thought and says "You look so attractive with a baby, Anon" Babies are the biggest chick magnets, bros...
>>33640273Cheeseburger
>>33640271how far is the stick up your ass for you to be so pressed about how someone else describes his meal? do you just hate people talking about food because you don't eat?
>>33640066Doubt it
>>33640272That is exactly the person who bullies others online.
>>33640277>Fine european sandwich with minced beef and imported fromage d'american
>>33640258>>33640260mental illness lite, i guess it's some inferiority complex in general and plain envyi don't hate my body, i had some issues in the past with it, but still i find it very difficult to feel like that part of me can be comparable to the one of a guy plus i hate that (he) got to be inside girls i liked i'm like an incel broalso it sounds more fun than what i have
I need to bounce on it.
>>33640282lesbian femcel?
>>33640271NTA. You're the one who's sad, being bitter about someone else enjoying the good details in life.
>>33640282So you basically want to dick down and fill up other girls?Also who's (he)?
>>33640282>tranime girl picSUS
>>33640271I just like the way it tastes desu
What are things I can say to a man while he is inside of me?
>>33640284I only want>herto bounce on it
>>33640284you need to level up your pussy game for that
>>33640291It's ok anon, they are just hangry
>>33640278To paraphrase Ricky Gervais>Write your little comment, say you made bacon, eggs and rice and fuck off, ok?
>>33640282>i had some issues in the past with itThat just seems par for the course for being a girl.
>>33640293How I feel but about (him)
>>33640271Inflated self important is viral
>>33640298i don't know who that is but he sounds irritating and ugly
>>33640212Yes, I hate sex and dating and procreation, I wish men were riddled with the w*mb and v*gina and I had the inconsequential meat stick that just splooges shit everywhere and makes me feel good
>>33640303i looked him up, he's a british "comedian", so i was right
>>33640294keegals, squats, fruit - what else?
>>33640292"Welcome home, Darling/Baby/<insert pet name here>""I want to have your babies""I love being filled by you""So deep/So big!" and other lines that compliment his size
>>33640258Life as a woman is a giant L. I know that women have that magical ability they are born with where they can get infinite sex with 0 effort or requirements just by existing, but they don't even value that, and they can only get it from the guys they are attracted to (Chad) from like highschool to their late 20s/early 30s, then he doesn't wanna bang her anymore. Now lets talk about all the other ways life is one giant L for women:>smaller>slower>weaker>cant turn their emotions off, emotional (not logical) thing is their default factory setting>struggles with spatial reasoning>struggles with thinking about the past or the future>tunnel vision on the present moment>has a narrow window of opportunity to breed and then they become permanently sterile>periods>the shit tier experience of child birth>their cells age faster>their entire biological and cultural/social purpose is to be a baby machine and baby sitter>they go crazy if they cant do this eventually (they have an early and hard time limit)>if chad wont give it to them then they feel "forced" to "settle" for the guys they always friend zoned>they scratch the baby itch but resent him for not being chad>men only tolerate them because we need their holes wrapped around our cocks or because some men want kids>men openly admit other men make superior friends>women dont even really like each other, they are notorious for being bitchy catty and gossipy towards one another>all female solidarity goes out the window in the presence of chad, then they fight each other (in the social domain) over who gets to bend over for him>women do not understand male hobbies and struggle to derive any enjoyment from them>women need to socialize constantly or else they get crippling depression and identity fragmentationOn and on and on and on. Life as a woman is a giant loss. I am SO glad I was born as a man. I can get pussy. Women struggle to get happiness. GGNORE.
>>33640292"Is it in yet?"
>>33640311Bitches be bad at driving lmaokok
>>33640292I love you
>>33640285noo i'm not lesbian anymore>>33640288i have no idea how to explain it fully, i used to be disgusted by them but i think i got into them literally by envy it's so retardedbut i wouldn't want to do that with girls, i don't think they'd love me at all and i can't give them what a man can i'm literally like an cuck bro>who's (he)?guy who told me he became friends with benefits with the girl who told me i have a beautiful forehead for no reason>>33640290i just wanted to put a comforting pic to relieve the damage i've just caused>>33640300as sad as that is, i did find it a bit comforting, like it's not like the world hates you in particular sort of thing
>>33640281No it has meat and cheese on bread
>>33640316>who told me i have a beautiful forehead for no reasonyeah but girls compliment each other all the time for no reason
>>33640290I’m 90% sure that’s a hentai pic, probably right before the hardcore NTR routeAnon is a pervert!!
>>33640292"please i promise i won't tell the cops you don't have to do this! you can have my wallet just please don't rape me"
>>33640318that's true... i mostly mean like he had no reason to tell me that and i hate him
Horny hour posting
>>33640304imagine being able to masturbate any time you want and just do it and finish in 10 minutes or however long you want it to takethen ill go outside for a walk at night with a big smile on my face waving my big arms around and pee on the sidewalk without pulling my pants down just for fun
please horny post
anons how do you feel about spanking
>>33640332Hot if I'm being spankedNot hot if I'm doing the spanking
>>33640329>>33640331>>33640332No, I am just roasting some sausages for dinner.Can't help you right now.
>>33640309i dont know i have never touched a penis
WomenIf you had horns, what kind of horns would you like? Would they be sharp?
>>33640329>>33640331I'm going to go home and doublestuff myself while thinking about monsters.
>>33640331Gimme a subject
>>33640337Based monsterfucker
>>33640336Ram horns for a free helmet.
>>33640336i like ram ones, but more compact and not huge
>>33640332I am sweet and bubbly so thinking about laying a solid spanking on my cute, muscley boyfriend is super hot. I think the dynamic reversal of being adorbs and tiny but subjecting my man to arousing lil spanks, while I giggle.
>>33640336cute lil devil horns? or deer antlers
>>33640334what kind of sausages?
>>33640316>i did find it a bit comfortingThanks. Then at least I've done something good today.
>>33640346please that's not supposed to be something you have to do... i'm staring at you right now
>>33640348Same
>>33640336spiral, dull horns. i'm clumsy so i would probably hit things with big antler types
>>33640344Nta but deer antlers are one of the correct answers
>>33640349is that a deer???
>>33640340you mean free handlebars?
>>33640349whats with the deers anon
>>33640345Poultry viennese ones and cheesy ones wrapped in bacon.
>>33640336Based hornyposter
>>33640331Big butts big round butts big fat butts
>>33640332F yes please
>>33640351What if saggitarius archer was a deer instead of a horse? Would that constitute as a horse girl?
>>33640348>that's not supposed to be something you have to do'course it is. Or at least strive to.Not that I really had any such intentions with a small throw away comment.
>>33640332MGrowing up, my mother would slap me and my siblings (both male and female) on the ass whenever we walked by her and it has definitely affected how I interact with women and given me a conscious desire to slap their asses at all times.Was more shocked when I found out my mother's behavior isn't common though.
I don't partake in horny posting, apologies
Men favorite sex position if you have sex?
I don't know how to horny post. I tried to ones and I got told off. By JH of all people.Besides I haven't been horny for the last couple of days.
>>33640362sorry i'm sleep deprived and maybe i didn't understand what you meant on the reply fully but yeah thank you for trying to help, my brain is a bit melted right now
>>33640365Missionary and any variant like mating press.I want to cover her as much as possible, she must feel my entire weight as I thrust into her.Prone bone works too in that regard, that's when I like to play with her throat and neck too.
>>33640365Doggy
>>33640221>>33640251>>33640304Along with penis come the balls. Can you imagine your internal organs sticking out of your body and protected by just a thin layer of skin? Like a heart out of your ribcage, exposed to the whole world to hit it.
>>33640372stop cbt anon. we are not the same.
>>33640368NTAStill slippery?
>>33640365soooo just quit my ssri and has taken less than a week for my full libido to come back.
atoga taught me that a lot of people like prone bone
>>33640372i bet it would feel so good to get them trampled
>>33640377always and forever
I still haven't texted her yetidk what my problem is I just need to do it
The world is falling apart and I’m scared
>>33640379Shouldn't be surprising, because what's not to like?Her arching her back, her ass kept perfectly in place as you wrap your hand around her neck. She looks up and you give her a kiss on the cheek.>>33640383Are you trying to fix your sleeping schedule?
Fih
>>33640365Ask more realistic questions like the favourite position to masturbate in.
i'm spending my tuesday watching a hello neighbor challenge run on youtube and i feel like somehow this has a lot to do with not having a boyfriend
>>33640374If a femanon is envious of a penis, she should learn to fear the balls
>>33640365nam but lately my man has been fucking me sideways. like, me laying on my side. he says he likes it because he can see my tits and ass at the same time, and it feels good for me because his dick curves slightly left
>>33640365
>>33640392I am watching some guys trying to play Jurassic Park Trespasser while waiting for my sausages to be ready.
>dad texts me to say he’s proud of meUhm, 20 years later? Thanks dad
>>33640365Not asked sexhaver, but I like the thought of girl on top.
>>33640402don't be so fucking ungrateful
>>33640405I’m confused and hesitant. But, it’s nice
>>33640406no you're not, you just can't handle someone being kind and loving because it goes against your self image of the eternally unappreciated and unloved
>>33640392you are precious and perfect just the way you are and you have to wait for a man who will appreciate you the way you deserve to be appreciated
>>33640387>Are you trying to fix your sleeping schedule?yes i think i've lasted enough for now, i'll go guard the door now>>33640396do you want to fight me... i'm into pain so of course my envy also includes the fact that you can also feel more painful stuff with it while i'm stuck with something not that versatile...
>>33640407You okay?
>>33640365Virgin but I really enjoyed fingering a girl sitting in my lap with my boner pressed against her ass and kissing her from behind.
Welcome to Hell
>>33640412Are you from Europe?
>>33640361No I believe that would be a deer girlBut honestly since she has horns I would assume she is something above deer altogetherMaybe a kirin?
>>33640365Does her sitting on my face countOf not then I wanna be pinned beneath her
>>33640419ohhh this made me moist
>>33640366I don't tell people off for hornyposting.
Women, would pretend to be religious infron of your bfs familiy if you only meet them once or twice a year?
>>33640422If you think this is hell then boy are you in for a rude awakening.
manons, is it unusual to jerk off with your hand placed like picrel? does it make any difference? why do you do it?
>>33640437It’s not, I just love singing!Tats on my neck and my arm, diamonds they wet on my arm
>>33640311I don't know, this sounds like one massive cope. They have it easier in all aspects. If you're not retarded as a female and don't become too fat (you can even look good while chubby, men aren't allowed to be fat), you can have life on easy-mode in education, jobs and all relationships. They enjoy getting fucked and dumped by Chads, that isn't a minus for foids. And they can just cheat with Chads even if they can't get their commitment and they can have the bf material guys pay for everything.
>>33640438Done it before, but I only do it when I jerk off in the shower.
It’s been 3 weeks of fucking phlegm coughs
>>33640435My gut feeling is no, that I would not be comfortable keeping up some double life even if just once/twice a year. That said, it's not unthinkable to me that if I fell deep for a guy where I wholly understood why he needed it this way, my feelings wouldn't change. In general though I really loathe having to pretend anything, it makes me respect myself less and it is hard for me to get close to people (which I usually do easily) when I know I am bullshitting them on some level. It just makes me feel quite bad.
>>33640407If you are right then apparently anon is right that their dad (and mom) could have told them reaffirming stuff sooner in life. People are not just born self-loathing.
>>33640448I appreciate this anon, but that other anon’s comments aren’t out of nowhere.
>>33640191>you make it? or get from a diner?I made it. I had a t-bone that I bought last night for $9.99/lb.>>33640336>If you had horns, what kind of horns would you like?Goat horns that swirl.>>33640435>Women, would pretend to be religious infron of your bfs familiy if you only meet them once or twice a year?I am religious, tho.>>33640446>It’s been 3 weeks of fucking phlegm coughsIt's been 1 week since you looked at me. Locked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry!"
>>33640443I want to stroke my boyfriend in the shower
>>33640452Love u actuary
>>33640448sure, but so what? people fuck up, you want to hold a grudge forever like a pouting toddler when they try to reach out and make up for it as best as they can? anyways, not really relevant I just don't like people trying to feel sorry for themselves even if someone does something nice for them >get nice text >instead of being happy about it, making it about how that's not enough
>>33640446I have something like this and then developed hives because it messed up my immune system. Antibiotics was the thing that helped
>>33640456Kinda scary. I’m going to cut down on smoking and see if that helps. This feels like a really long lingering cold
>>33640452This is the first cool picture you have ever posted itt
>>33640212Not in the literal sense, it took me ages to be able to imagine feeling powerful from having a dick when my instinctive take has always been - but it's dangling right there, you can hurt it all the time, it seems a hassle and vulnerable if anything. Also never had a desire to be the person penetrating necessarily. But if you mean more figuratively like jealousy of men, definitely. I'm older now and no longer feel that way, but as a teenager it drove me insane that I felt women were by definition considered kind of arbitrary/uninteresting compared to men, oftentimes even by other women too. And my male friends would be all baffled when I alluded to this, but any time they put on a woman's voice to convey anything it would be an annoying high-pitched whine... I also loved being the person hanging back and observing others more than being in the center of attention, so a lot of the attention you get made me anxious and I would long to be a guy nobody noticed in the background. Imagining it felt endlessly free.
>>33640452I dont think actually religious women post on here.
>>33640453Showering together is really nice.Especially if it's before sex, so there is always that extra lust in the air.
It’s Mr pistol popper screaming fuck a copper
>>33640450Both can be true though.>>33640455You are right that there is no point in moping about the past forever, but you can't skip the part of coming to terms with what it was like and how it shaped you. Apparently anon still feels too much anger/resentment to be just happy about a text even a nice one, it evokes other things. They don't have to take it out on their dad or wallow in their parent not being perfect, but I don't think it's healthy to rationally push past it and pretend (even privately for yourself) it's not there, either. Feelings need to be processed, just deciding they are uncalled for does not make them go away.
guys can i please have dibs on the next thread op
>>33640468True. I guess it's ok to express that in a nondestructive way, like vague posting about it in atoga.
>>33640470You should have just done it now instead of showing your hand and opening the possibility that our local autischizo will try to beat you to it
>>33640472i mean i can i guess, people just get pissy when people do it at page eight
>>33640454>Love u actuaryAnd I love you, random citizen.>>33640459>This is the first cool picture you have ever posted ittLowkey hurtful, but at least it's just this thread.>>33640461>I dont think actually religious women post on here.I am Catholic, and my faith is very important to me, despite how I carry myself here.
testing something
>>33640391That’s why I said if you have sex which I think is not too many here
>>33640473Tick tock, anon
>>33640435No. I'm not a liar and if I were in his shoes I couldn't imagine making my parents' standards my partner's problem.
>>33640472>local autischizothose are real?
>>33640471Wholesome marriage counselling
>>33640484lol
>>33640478sheesh, okay. if people are mad i'm blaming you.>>33640483>>33640483>>33640483
>>33640475>CatholicYikes
>>33640487I was expecting something more epic.
>>33640486Love u bb, thanks for reminding me to be grateful
>>33640493>EPIClol, like what? like this? i just want it to be a pic that has a boy and a girl and they're being nice or cute to each other
>>33640487You have 0 accountability. The moron spurring you on was a cunt as well but you're the one who committed the crime.
>>33640501the CRIME?!LMFAO
>>33640396it's 50/50
>>33640501I don't think you know what accountability means.
>>33640497sigh, love you too dumb stupi
>>33640475>I am Catholic, and my faith is very important to meBut you also larp as a dyke, ENTJ, did you forget?
>>33640529This is really getting old. For the remainder of my time here, I am going to ignore you.
>>33640550Are you a Catholic or are you a dyke?
