last episode: >>33649648rules: play nice and have fun!
Anime is so cute.
>>33652062I am tired and sweaty and sleep deprived, it is been a good day
>>33652062>play nice and have fun!No.
Girls: What jobs would you find good for a guy?What jobs would you consider complete turn offs?Does what a job is even matter?
Women why do you hate gamers?
>>33652074i dont think his job really matters to me as long as he isn't hurting someone or his hours aren't insane
>>33652074turn-ons:medical doctor, carpenterturn-offs:anything to do with financeYes it matters what a job is
>>33652081What hours would you consider insane?
Got my hand ob my penis, whats up?
>>33652078Bfs paying more attention to their stupid games than me makes me mad.
>>33652083>anything to do with financewhys that a bad thing?>tfw working in banking
>>33652078because gaming is typically a huge time sink and men don't realize it. You see gamers bitching about how people don't see issues watching tv or movies, etc. and then fail to realize that people watch like, a few hours of TV a week, not 20-40 hours of autistic dailies.
>>33652082I've met several women that would love this actually, they specifically like male deodorant and want to lick it
women when was the list time you genuinely screamed and what caused it?
>>33652088NtaCute, I'd want you to join tho
>>33652092>use just a very light spray of Burberry before seeing my gf>loves it and always nuzzles at my neck when we have sexI'll also note that cologne is completely fine, you just spray it twice into the air and walk through it, don't just spray it on yourself directly or else you'll smell like an Indian that works in an office.
>>33652088>>33652090cringe
>>33652082this is the only right way
Femanons, what's it like fucking another woman?
>>33652094My now ex-boyfriend tried to rub his penis on my face while I was sleeping.
>>33652084like night shift or like megalong hours or whatever.
>>33652104weird
>>33652104I'm proud of you for leaving him, good job.
>>33652106Nta>like night shiftMy people are oppressed
Is she gone, is it safe to talk now?
>>33652111i mean if you sleep through the day and i sleep through the night, when do we meet? i'm just saying. it's something i'd definitely take into consideration bc it sounds awful
>>33652112who are you hiding from?
>>33652116Swiss
>>33652116The froggy squasher.
Why do non-benzo sleepy time pills like hydroxyzine and melatonin suck so much compared to the good stuff like Ativan and Xanax?
>>33652115Don't you work during the day? If we both have 8 hours of work and 8 hours of sleep that's still 8 hours together
*cuts off anon's tongue and takes a ship to throw it into the atlantic ocean*
>>33652119From a has-been namefag? Seriously?
>>33652116JH
>>33652125that one is dangerous
Why do only fags wear flip flops? I've never seen a straight man wear that kind of bare feet-exposing shoe.
>>33652122i mean im an unemployed loser but thats a good point i kind of thought you would sleep through... *all* day.
>>33652116Black latina
>>33651869Women, what do you think of the male responses last thread to the question of age gaps in dating?
>>33652125>>33652126JH is a sweetheart.
>>33652078>pic relatedAbsolutely based response
>>33652127this is incredibly regionally dependent, everyone wears them here
>>33652062Will a girl in my class grab coffee with me if I'm middlingly attractive? What do some of you girls like us fellas to ask you about.--It's not as though I'm not genuinely interested. But I know some incisive (not small-talk) inquiry is preferable to a good 'line.' And of course pickup lines are indeed charming, in the way dumb jokes can be,--but 'scripted' is still a poor notion. Whereas curiousity is something I can do in earnest.And put this way, in what way that you as a girl are vain, and desiring of an opportunity to flaunt it: how would I then initiate this--I would say--colourful exchange?X
>>33652116cat poster from GIOYC
>>33652128NTA but when I worked nights, I never slept in past 11 am. 3-11 were my normal sleep hours.
>>33652130i didn't read them and i dont care. all that matters is whether i would date someone or not
>>33652136Wow, so everyone where you live is a slut with their feet.
>>33652131Yea but she ruined her life with the deviant sexual behavior
>>33652145She's just trying to find her way through life like the rest of us, and I hope she finds her everlasting happiness.
>>33652127No wonder so many guys advocate socks and sandals. It's not gay if you're wearing socks
>>33652145idk about that, she still stumbled into a unicorn poly relationship despite all of it
>found a girl that loves cum>in the same night she tries to get me to cum in her, on her pussy, on her tits and on her face>also after i cum, she kisses the head of my dick and gets the last little drop outI have discovered true happiness
>>33652150Disgusting
>>33652144i do think about how foot dudes are probably in paradise here
>>33652127everyone where I live wears flip flops
>>33652150ok unrelated but when you are cumming can i actually suck on it like a straw to literally SUCK the cum out or is SUCKING metaphorical and i'm just kinda mouth cradling it? i've always wondered
>>33652145How so? She's pretty normal, the only true deviant on here was Girl Who Breaks The Rules and what she did to her dog. Unless JH has done something new and disgusting in the last year, she's not that deviant imo.
I hate women.
>>33652155That means everyone where you live must be down to fuck all the time.
>>33652131she is ok
>>33652131>JH is a sweetheart.Lol, she doesn't even want to be. She want's to be seen as abrasive.
>>33652128Only on lazy days and you would be welcome to join meBut no I sleep like a normal person just in daytime>>33652142Where I work we don't get off til after sun up but I still only sleep 8 hours, I'm up in time for most 9-5 jobs
>>33652156It seems like most girls sort of don't suck and just tighten their lips around it rather than really sucking. Maybe actually sucking all the time is really difficult, so it makes sense I guess.
>>33652130anyone who replied to at least 20+ is good enough and knows he's respectableany 30+ year old who replied -20 is a creep and thinks he's cool
>>33652094Haunted mansion ride at a fair where one of the animatronic skeletons groped my tits and said it wanted to fuck me in a pre-recorded voice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqUr7ZtLpz4&list=RDTHMvyeHQKvM
>>33652161And? I'd still give her a big hug.
So femanons, I probably like this girl, haven't told her, but it seems kind of obvious. Thing is that she's going trough an hard time, and i figured even if I do say it, it would be better if she manages to pick herself up from the ground first. So, if the subject came up, what would be the best way to handle it? Just be honest and tell her what I just said? Or should I deflect the issue somehow?
>>33652161She's too impatient for that. She has the personality of a school guidance counselor.
I offer you a peace treaty frog poster. What are your terms?
>>33652156Nta but its not so much like a straw as it is a tube of toothpaste, at least after I coom
>>33652163i suck on my tongue literally all day for some reason, so i hope it would actually feel good but i worry it would feel like getting a hickey and hurt eventually. but i could hypothetically suck on something for hours.
What horror themed and gothic themed things are you doing for this Spooky Season?
>>33652148women can't have anything
>>33652173You must make sweet love to my penis with your choice of hand, tongue, or vajagoogoo.
>>33652176I might pay a visit to Spirit and look at the masksAlso might dress my dolls in their halloween outfits
>>33652175nta but suction is *the* essential part of a good bj. It's night and day.
>>33652175There are bursts of strong sucking and it feels really good, and you honestly can't hurt it by doing that.
>>33652180I'm stoked about all the available toy swords they have on display. I kind of want to get the Elvish LOTR-looking one they have.
>>33652182oh, good. would it feel good to like just use suction or is friction super important too? the friction part seems kind of uncomfortable but the sucking part seems soothing
>>33652173Tell swiss to OFF herself
>>33652176Go to work, get lost in hay maze, maybe try to make pumpkin desserts and burn the apartment down, the usual.What about you anon? Got any horror movie picks? Disclaimer: all horror movie picks won’t be watched until October 1.
>>33652183Do they have good swords? Most the props I look at there are super cheap looking
>>33652182I've gotten cock treatment from lonely old gaysexual men that are more like cock grooming or tongue-washing my cock than a good deep throat. It's pleasant but not quite the eye-popping orgasmic experience one might hope for.
>>33652189Nta>all horror movie picks won’t be watched until October 1.Why not? Its already October eve, you're missing out on spookiness
>>33652176One time a 12 year old girl I knew asked me "What are you doing for Halloween, nothing?" And I think about it every year while I'm sitting at home doing nothing.
>>33652190>Do they have good swords?Well you probably wouldn't be able to properly defend yourself in battle with them, so that's a negative.
>>33652179Let me check with my lady part doctor first.>>33652188Is Swiss a new poster in atoga? Work has me missing the updates.
I’m advocating for thread crush thursday
>>33652195Well sure but I meant like the paint job
>>33652175I want you to be my girlfriend
>>33652187Depends on what you mean by friction. I think for sex for example, there needs to be some friction, as being to wet just means you slide and can't really feel as much. Overall I think the suction is the best feeling part, just get your lips tight and go for it with everything you can.
>>33652196Nta>Let me check with my lady part doctor firstDon't you mean the veterinarian?
>>33652168>And? I'd still give her a big hug.You're unintentionally insulting her like a retard.
>>33652189I am happy to watch horror movies at any time of year. I might rewatch some of my favorites, a Panos Cosmatos double feature of Beyond the Black Rainbow and Mandy. I like his psychedelic approach to horror where there scary shit comes from misguided seekers searching for enlightenment who've joined a cult. That theme always appealed to me.
>>33652187Nta and I've never had a blowjob, but I think if a girl derived joy from having my penis in her mouth, she can do it however she wants.
>>33652192Right now I’m adapting to allergies so the viewing experience would be plagued by intermittent sniffles and finding more meds.
>>33652203Nah.
>>33652202I’m not going back you can’t make me
>>33652173The cat has come to nip this in the bud, I see...
>>33652159probably true
do women actually like talking over text messages?
>>33652172true, lmao
>>33652205do you think a lot of guys feel that way? i've always sort of expected guys to have pretty rigid sexual preferences.
>>33652206I am willing to make these sacrifices but we can do other spooky things but I'm not sure what wouldn't trigger allergies if movies still do it>>33652209You need your next round of shots you're overdue
>>33652216I basically agree with him
>>33652214Women don't just like talking over text messages. They like talking over you and interrupting you mid-sentence, acting like their ideas are more important than yours. I hate it.
>>33652201friction is the in and out part like thrusting. all the videos ive seen are super rough about the in and out.
*BRINGS . PICKLES . AND . CUT . VEGETABLES . (ONION , BELL PEPPER , LETTUCE) . FOR . MOID . TO . EAT . ALONGSIDE . HIS . DINNER . SO . HE . DOESN'T . END . UP . WITH . DISGUSTING. SAUSAGE . FINGERS*
>>33652202Anon is a trans druggie, ignore please.
>>33652214i like saving our conversations. when i am lonely sometimes i go read back old conversations. also i like texting because i can say the first thing that comes to mind and have enough time to go oh that's stupid nevermind and say something less awkward
>>33652216I'm not really sure, I don't talk to other guys about sex. But for me, I think just the emotional thing of a girl looking up at me with my penis in her mouth, and her getting pleasure from this, would be the best part. Even if all she wants to do is lick it like a popsicle and not even put it in her mouth, I think I'd be very happy.
>>33652222I have too many vegetables already anon. I know I'm trying to lose weight and all but it's looking like my only dinner option is a grilled cheese (maybe with salsa?) with steamed vegetables.
>>33652221Oh like that. Maybe it's a preference thing, but I'm not into it being a super rough in and out, I prefer it being slower with strong suction.
Women what do you think of the current epidemic of children that actually cant fucking read?
>>33652223No, it's nice talking with anons regardless
>>33652223None of that is something to count against someone, as long as they are at least either entertaining to be around or at least marginally coherent.
>>33652221I think that's just a porn thing. And I think most girls would throw up doing it like that. They probably throw up while filming porn but they just edit it out usually.
>>33652230Anon is a bad person.
>>33652233So women's response to blowjobs is like most westerners' experience of trying to eat Balut?
>>33652229
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33652232That person is not coherent at all, that person is evil.
>>33652229There needs to be a real life Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good.
>>33652227>but it's looking like my only dinner option is a grilled cheese (maybe with salsa?) with steamed vegetables.Okay, now I'm sad. Why is this your only option, and more importantly why steamed?
>>33652222whats her cup size though
Could we get *1* question for men??
Have you ever paid for a penis massage?
>>33652216Most men are retarded degenerates who think with their dicks
>>33652229feelsbadmani was reading far above all my peers as a wee child and all i did was watch tv with subtitles on and play video games with an occasional book.
>>33652226i dont really know what to say now because i'm too busy thinking my own thoughts but this is awesome
mendo boobjobs really feel that good or is your mind doing most of the work
>>33652247I wouldn't know. I've never had a boobjob.
>>33652243Give me the money and I'll send you the vid from the asian place.
>>33652247Some men are just that pornsick and try to recreate whatever they saw in real life.
>>33652245 >>33652229I used to feel violent and like I wanted to punch someone when I found out they were illiterate or couldn't read.I think on some gut level it felt like a personal offense against me when a person was illiterate.
>>33652241IdkI think C
>>33652247virgin here, but i imagine its the latter. I dont think it would feel much different from a thighjob for instance
>>33652247Mind
>>33652247>>33652248This.
>>33652074>What jobs would you find good for a guy?Whatever he enjoys doing>What jobs would you consider complete turn offs?Cop>Does what a job is even matter?I don't care if he does or not. I'm perfectly happy being the breadwinner and making him financially dependent on me.>>33652094>women when was the list time you genuinely screamed and what caused it?Max Holloway knocking out Justin Gaethje. I chimped out a little.>>33652103>Femanons, what's it like fucking another woman?"PRETTY DAMN GOOD, LADS!" -Vinnie Jones>>33652242>Could we get *1* question for men??Men, where do you personally find comfort and peace?
>>33652247not sure but I still really want one.
>>33652247It's not as good as piv, but it still feels amazing. Have you ever given one?
>>33652250what about the pornsick women
>>33652257>Men, where do you personally find comfort and peace?When watching my comfort show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZaWQrd0zc4
>>33652247Never had one
>>33652257>Men, where do you personally find comfort and peace?Unhealthy coping mechanisms.
>>33652247Also a virginI've always figured they would be like a step above handjobs, I mean it's soft skin but still just skin right?
>>33652236I love that pidgin shit.
>>33652131>>33652145I disagree with both of these assumptions.
>>33652257>Men, where do you personally find comfort and peace?In my lord and savior Jesus Christ.
>>33652269Sorry.
>>33652257>Men, where do you personally find comfort and peace?Where ever my cats are
>>33652271I'm a bittersweetheart at most.
>>33652257>Men, where do you personally find comfort and peace?Uniroically spooning my gf from behind. One hand on her breast, other arm with her head on it and my dick nestled between her buttcheeks (unfathomably comfy and I don't know why).
>>33652274nta, but kek
>>33652257>Men, where do you personally find comfort and peace?My memories.>>33652268Here's a great one.https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-58513310
>>33652257>Men, where do you personally find comfort and peace?Christianity, my family, my pets.
>>33652246My penis appears to be very small when it is flaccid but it's a nice size when hard, so I sort of think it would be fun for a girl to unzip my pants while I'm flaccid and put it in her mouth, and then have it grow to full size while it's in her mouth. I don't know if that's weird. Just an idea I had once.
>>33652261NTA. They're into choking and ddlg
>>33652279i've heard multiple girls enjoy stuff like this, including me
>>33652279not weird!!! that's very very good
>>33652274I've not had a bitter interaction with you yet.
>>33652282not every woman is into ddlg, i'm choking you right now>>33652279i'm not following enough but i am into the idea of it too, but if i had someone i wouldn't know how to bring it up
WomenThoughts on a guy that cradles his cat and lets her knead his face because she feels comfy
Either genderCould you date somebody who cries easily?
>>33652283>>33652290That's good. Some people wish they were showers, but this way I think I could actually make use of the fact that it's a grower. >>33652293I understand it being awkward to bring up because it could potentially be a little embarrassing to be seen in the totally flaccid state. I kind of think a lot of girls don't realize how tiny a penis can appear to be when a man isn't aroused.
>>33652261They're mostly whores into degradation
>>33652296MaleYeah, I can kinda relate
>>33652297>I kind of think a lot of girls don't realize how tiny a penis can appear to be when a man isn't aroused.THIS. I'm a grower too anon, and I can go from an inch to nearly seven when I get turned on.
>>33652296MYes, if she accepts her crying easily is that and not that Im the bad guy because she cried
I miss the clear head and mindful masculinity that was so easy to have while I was out at sea working as a sailor. If it was possible to get back to that, but with a different means to sustain myself, and with the company of a nice foid, I would be truly happy. Would there ever be a foid who would want to live like that? I just must be out of my mind.
>>33652298define "whores" in that case
>>33652294my kitty has grown up sleeping on my chest and making biscuits on my boobs so i totally get it. i think you'd get weird looks from non-pet-owners
>>33652268>I love that pidgin shit.Me when I speak Français Québécois
>>33652296F yeah as long as he's okay with me being awkward about it. I don't know how to console people other than just sitting there and patting their back
>>33652297>a lot of girls don't realize how tiny a penis can appear to be when a man isn't arousedactually.... i don't think i've ever seen a flaccid penis? other than maybe my dad's when i was a kid?
>>33652308Cats really train us well don't they
Why is it I can get with a model-tier (literally one of them was miss x country) girls randomly once a year and then all my other attempts at dates/sex are fucked into oblivion with regular/mid bitches? Am I a hottiecel?
menhow should a girl who is interested in your flaccid state approach this subject
>>33652315he has specific meows for "i want you to turn on the faucet so i can play in the water" and "i'm hungry" and "pet me noww!!!!"it's crazy how much he conditions me to listen to him
>>33652294Cute, would date, etc. I love my cats
>>33652319Frankly. "Hey I'm interested in your flaccid penis. Can I take a look?"
>>33652316You have no idea how profoundly your words resonated with me, brother.
>>33652319A handwritten letter on her custom letterhead stationary
>>33652302Sometimes in certain temperatures, like getting out of the shower sometimes, it'll literally be shrunken like an accordion. >>33652314Yeah this is the part that would make it a little awkward. When it's flaccid, it literally looks like a baby's dick. I think it's pretty cool the way it can grow so massively. I think you'd think it's cool too, but it might be a shock to see it the first time, because you never see flaccid dicks in porn and I think you might be taken aback.
>>33652319Directly and being clear about your intentions.
>>33652323wouldn't that make it erect
>>33652294Isn’t it painful?
>>33652329You looking at it? Maybe, probably not. There are ways to counteract that.
Is crazy how many different shapes women come in
>>33652313Basic empathy is a lost art?
>>33652325Unfortunately I have a feeling that hot women are potentially the easiest kind of girl, in a way. Most guys will be too afraid to approach them, but we do and maybe since we don't look like the typical chad, they lower their defenses and let us in?Although I dont think I'm a chad, my last short term gf was very beautiful and thought I was a chad, so I really don't fucking know. I'm at a loss.
Women,How should a guy who is interested in your makeupless state approach this subject?
>>33652334>Is crazy how many different shapes women come inLol, that's true. We have like two by comparison.
>>33652319Make him cum beforehand so he won't be able to un-flacid on you.
>>33652340can you rephrase this like a human being
>>33652321Mine is the same except instead of the faucet it's "pick me up and cradle me while you're in the kitchen"Specifically the kitchen, idk why>>33652322Based, we love cats in this house>>33652332A little but if I position her paws right my beard will take the brunt of the claws
>>33652337I'm just extremely autistic
>>33652340doesn't that come normally when you are in a relationship lmao
>>33652344because he doesn't like the feeling of the floor in that room. i hate walking on the floor in my kitchen too, it makes me nauseous, i walk on my tip toes and sometimes even that is too much and i have to sprint upstairs to cleanse my feet on the carpet and get slippers or socks to protect me
>>33652344Oops, I may have accidentally taken a chunk out.
>>33652346awkward Grills can be endearing.
My gf doesn't believe me that she is gorgeous. What do?
>>33652349Doesn't a flaccid penis come normally when you're in a relationship too?
>>33652355Find out what's making her insecure.Seems like basic compliments aren't doing it.
She is boring, see you later atoga. Hope she is gone by then.
>>33652356never had it, but i think that if anyone has an interest into it and wants to feel it, it would also not be flaccid anymoreand in general i wouldn't know how to ask any sexual related thing
>>33652292That's surprising.
>>33652319why are u ghey?
>>33652358Ok I know what makes her insecure but I try to reassure her that I like all her features.
>>33652359what
>>33652355Be happy shoe doesn't think she's gorgeous. Don't compliment her too much or she'll leave you for someone else.
>>33652350I don't think that's it because she lays on the tile floor of the entryway all the time, and lays in there when other people are in there. Its just me specifically she wants to cradle her>>33652351That's alright, it'll grow back
>>33652364Maybe it isn't you.Maybe it was someone else that said something to make her feel that way. Like an Ex or former BBF, etc.
>>33652354I sure hope so..I do try to be helpful and I'm a good listener I just have no social skills and don't know how to interact with people. I'm working on that tho
>>33652325>>33652316Something similar happened to me once despite being a KHHV. Sometimes I wonder if she was only joking, but I suppose I'll never know.
>>33652319In my case, make him feel you don't believe any other dick exists. Im insecure about mine so I try for her to only see it erect
>>33652370Yes I think you're right
>>33652319ultimate expression of love btw
If a girl wanted to watch my penis grow, I think it would be fun for her to try out some dirty talk and see what makes it pulse particularly strong.
>>33652338I was just talking about this yesterday with my brother, how all of my success with women has come from online, but the well has run completely dry. I’ve approached women before, so I know I can, but I need to get over my insecurities and reality try to make connections with people who I find attractive or interesting.
New thread lore found on soc
>>33652365I think that's Julian talking about Swiss again
>>33652374It may just be "words", but some things that are said can be taken to heart, and definitely by certain people.I mean, she is still dating you, right? So, you can't be the problem, despite being supportive.
>>33652365Nothing.
>>33652360The penis can handle a little stimulation. If it couldn't, if the penis went from 0 to 100 every time we interact with it, then men wouldn't be able to pee. You can have interactions with a flaccid penis and it won't always grow erect unless you do something to make it sexytimes.
>>33652379Who dafuq is Julian?
>>33652361Maybe when we play chess? I assume you're good at it.
>>33652376Nag but this would be hilarious in so many circumstancesFortunetelling comes to mindOr testing fetishes
GirlsWould you be offended if I didn't cum?I remain hard as can be, I just can't cum sometimes. Unless its doggy, I always cum from doggy. But does that make you feel like I dont want to stare into your eyes lovingly?
>>33652379Kate the Cat can think?
>>33652376i would probably talk to it like a pet to be honest. the sweet baby voice.
>>33652379... Swiss Femanon?
>>33652376Risky as fuck.
>>33652383NTAI go 1 month without 4chan... and all these new namefags, lol.
>>33652387Not a sex-haver but no. I've never gotten the stigma around not cumming (or cumming too early, for that matter). I mean sometimes it just doesn't happen for me, tooAnd doggy is fine. I have trouble with eye contact anyway. I'm sure lots of other girls are the same
Why do men who prefer women who are older have much better luck on dating apps and finding a GF ?
GenderWhat's for dinner tonight?I made a grilled cheese with salsa because I'm out of quesadilla stuff. It's so fucking good.
>>33652396pretty sure that's some ice cream combination.
>>33652382that makes sense, but i wouldn't want a medical examination yeah, it helps to understand how the things go though, thank you
>>33652383Anon is crazy for real and calls me that random name.
>>33652383He's a schizophrenic who vague posts on here a lot. He seems to think Swiss and JH are a tranny who's up to something nefarious
>>33652392She is slutty tranny if you must know.
>>33652399M if I get desperately hungry I'm eating salad
>>33652399Just a basic can of Ravioli.Losing my appetite lately.
>>33652396In this house, we stand for the flag!
>>33652404NoOoOooo!That's not true. That's impossible.
>>33652390>it starts out really tiny and she talks about it like a little pet, but then it grows huge and I use it to slap her in the face and make her gag
Have you ever experienced ritual sexual abuse, for example as part of an occult, spiritual, or religious ceremony?
>>33652398As a guy that prefers women older than me, I've never even been able to get a like on dating apps or a date irl
>>33652395Their lying to you.
>>33652399MaleI made meatballs with ginger and panko and onions sauce and then a sauce with honey and sriracha and mayo, along with rice and roasted carrots.
>>33652407Hey, that stuff has saved me so many times. When your options are not eating or some Chef Boyardee, he might as well be Chef Ramsay.
>>33652399MaleOatmeal and raisins for dinner.Ramen and dumplings for breakfast and lunch tomorrow.Sometimes you just want to cook with hot water.
>>33652396Girls, are you these colors?
>>33652393How so?
Hello girlies!
>>33652403Is he the nutter that blames every one of his problems on Jews?
>>33652411Need proof?
>>33652412bloodborne designed penis
State gender, Would you ever date someone who habitually exposes their private parts to strangers in public washrooms while giggling and pointing and saying "look at this!"?
>>33652423Sure?
>>33652396>JH>Swiss>Cat poster
I wanna join the nomonogamous weirdos but I feel like as a single strainght man, it's too difficult
>>33652420What if he gets harder from something that he shouldn't? Like if he twitches from her joking about cheating on him.
Women how would you re-design men to make us more attractive to you?
>>33652425
>>33652422No. That would be Gary, his cousin.
>>33652426No, I would not date a transgender person.
>>33652429Sorry reverse the vagina color order
>>33652426MI think that kind of thing is hot. But absolutely not.
>>33652422>Is he the nutter that blames every one of his problems on Jews?I've never seen him do that. He seems more focused on people ITT than any grand conspiracies
>>33652438My pussy is bubblegum pink. Go fuck yourself.
>>33652434What I wouldn't do for an Eileen gf
>>33652438Oh I thought you were talking their preferred color of man
>>33652417That's true.I feel bad now, for disparaging God Boyardee ;)
>>33652396I got banned last time i posted my JH areola flag >:(
>>33652435Gary was posting photographs of his feces on /gioyc/ for a while and inviting other posters to masturbate on them.
>>33652437Swiss is cool sometimes
GENDERTell me your favorite animal and why.
>>33652447She's a real woman
Women:(South) Korean MenChinese MenJapanese MenYou gotta choose one, which do you choose?
>>33652442Shame she didn't get as much "air" time in the game. I feel like her questline was too damn short/under-appreciated by the community.
>>33652448M>Tell me your favorite animalSnakes>whyThey are fucking cool
>>33652448M, Otter (River, not Sea) They have the kind of physique I wish I had, combined with athleticism, curiosity, playfulness, and a hunter's instinct. Like cats if they were aerodynamic swimmers.
>>33652441I wasn't talking about you
>>33652448MaleI really like bats, especially flying foxes. They're cute, they take care of bugs, and are so friendly with the rehab people I've seen handling them
>>33652441NTABut, this leaf would simp for you, JH.
>>33652417>>33652444https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HBh_NtFRFY
>>33652443Oh they all have the same taste so dont worry
>>33652441On the outside??
>>33652450FNorth Korean men
>>33652451Nobody in that game got much time tbf, each only had a handful of interactions. I would have liked Eileen's to be longer though yeah, she was awesomeI read the comic based on her and it was trash
>>33652457If all it takes for you to simp for someone is them having pink insides, you should simp for every human.
>>33652449I saw a pic where everyone call her tranny when swiss was new
>>33652448MaleSpiders, because they scare foids
>>33652461Put your trip back on, myao.
>>33652460Well no. He said vagina.
>>33652450those fat chinese dudes always seem like the best dads. gotta be them
women whats the color of your clit?
>>33652459>Oh they all have the same taste so dont worryNot true. Goth baddie doesn't like white boys.
>>33652466Is true that that anon is a male
>>33652396I thought these were areola colours?
>>33652472Which one is goth baddie?
>>33652448MCrocodilians. They're awesome in their own right, and I think it's neat how their natural design was basically perfected and has only changed somewhat over the last 200 million years.
>>33652472What? NTAThat's not true at all. I ONLY ever see Goth/Emo type women with White Men.VERY, and I mean VERY rarely with Black... I think I saw one "Goth" Girl With an Indian Guy.
>>33652476She was the one making fun of Charlie Kirk lol
Should I go as Australian for Halloween? Would an Adelaide Crows tank be the most bogan shirt I could wear or is there something better? What about pants?
>>33652476the man larping about being a snowbunny and arguing about charlie kirk for hours
>>33652476The one who talks about wanting to dilute her genes and fuck nonwhite men.
>>33652448FMice. I used to do most of the cleaning at home, so I was the one who found, caught and released them, got pretty fond of them after a while. They're endearing. I used to name them too. I'm overly sympathetic to animals, I know
good evening everyone>>33652094not like a scream scream (?) but when someone touched the back of my neck i got rlly scared n made a noise ㅠㅠ>>33652396neapolitain icecream ..
>>33652479Ewww, she was so obnoxious.
>>33652471Depends how abused it is at the time.
>>33652481>the man larping about being a snowbunny and arguing about charlie kirk for hoursThat wasn't a larp. Plenty of women spend 14 hours shitposting on 4chan.
>>33652483cute
>>33652481Yeah i knew that anon was a man, yeah thats him all right.
>>33652448MaleGuinea pigsWHEEK WHEEK WHEEK
>>33652484It was the BOOGER-man.
>>33652487i trust my woman instincts enough
>>33652486Phew, it's hot in here all of the sudden...
>>33652482Oh, actually that anon loves blonde men, if you aren't white or blonde it's over.
>>33652450I NEED a chinese STEM bf, but i have nothing against the other two either
>>33652479I've been really saddened by how much literally demonic behavior I've seen from people like this lately.
>>33652448MI don't have a favorite, but Ayy-Too-Gah made me appreciate Dogs and Cats over the last year or so.
>>33652492>i trust my woman instincts enoughNTA. So if you dislike someone, you assume they're a man? Ouch.
>>33652479>>33652481>>33652482I did train a bot on their posts to later fap to
Women what are you grateful for today?
>>33652474Ye
>>33652501Based coomer
>>33652504I'll fix that goth slut yet
>>33652503Hola ye
>>33652493The way that guys will get aroused just by me plainly stating facts ITT is one of the biggest reasons I love to answer questions here. It feels so right.
>>33652499why are you feeling like that? of course i don't like them but that's not why i feel like it's a man, i'm not the one typing moid hands over anything
>>33652490They are so cute
>>33652448orcas cuz they're prettyyground dog bug
>>33652505Who?
>>33652448OctopusThey are smart, change colors, have 8 arms, look cool
>>33652511Cares?
>>33652502Had the place to myself today so I could watch movies on the tv (as opposed to on my computer in bed)
>>33652397Why are you an incel?
Hola me recuerdas? Que no eres la chica que le gusta dar paseos por el bosque.
>>33652516Still live at home?
Goth slut is a man. There are no women here, it is just me in multiple devices
>>33652484Good evening druidess myao>>33652491The anon that posted about the booger wall ;_;
>>33652514Julian
>>33652477awww crocodiles r my 3rd favorite animal but they scare me so bad :c>>33652491hwaat
>>33652507>The way that guys will get aroused just by me plainly stating facts ITT is one of the biggest reasons I love to answer questions here. It feels so right.We should play trivia sometime.
>>33652522Me
>>33652528They're prehistoric beasts. You've gotta pay them the proper respect.
>>33652528I got a river monster that wants to swim in a certain swamp, if you know what I mean.
>>33652520Yeah, sadly
I just spent an hour with a really nice escort. Women, how would you feel about this if you cared
Do you know that if you continue this behavior, we will not be able to accept you? You will be exiled and never allowed to return. Is that what you want?
>>33652397>And doggy is fine. I have trouble with eye contact anyway.>tfw no autistic gf
>>33652534Just wondering, don't feel bad anon, that's honestly smarter than getting your own place nowadays.
>>33652536what did you do
I stopped myself from calling her something i know she would never forgive.
>>33652507What is your favorite swimsuit that you own?
>>33652536why?save that money for something more tangible.
>>33652537How do I course correct? Jk, I know the answer.
>>33652518My celibacy is voluntary I swear
>>33652536Was it worth it?
>>33652542lactose intolerant?
>>33652542Do you think I'm a whore? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIOBuzjflqQ
Why did women stop caring about us?
>>33652507Triangulating coordinates.
>>33652551Probably the charlie stuff from yesterday
How long do maleanons think women need to rest after giving birth?
>>33652523hi lhaa !!!>>33652532but y do they have to hold eye contact so well ...>>33652533FUCK
>>33652555Months?
>>3365255516 months
>>336525551 month bed rest?
>>336525557 months minimum
>>33652554I've noticed that there's way more women celebrating his murder than men. And I would wager that about 100% of them are taking some combination of SSRIs or birth control pills. I think the overmedication of almost the entire female population of America has had devastating effects.
>>33652555Like a year?
You ever have the feeling that you need something more in your life?
>>33652555In the civilized world: A year.In America: Get back to work, bitch.
>>33652539Aw yeah, I mean I'd like to move out eventually but shit's fucked out there and I don't wanna live alone anyway
>>33652557>>33652558>>33652559>>33652560>>33652562I didn't mean time off work to take care of the newborn, I meant time for herself, without doing chores, no sex etc
>>33652433>Women how would you re-design men to make us more attractive to you?MI'll answer in the reverse.I'd redesign their cycle to where they can still have healthy pregnancies, but without having luteal, follicular, or menstrual phases of their cycle. Oh, and they'd be stuck ovulating 24/7 :)
>>33652555uh.. 2-3 weeks?
HoesI have 27 days on duolingo Arabic. Are you happy for me?
>>33652564Maybe I should've clarified Pls see >>33652564, anon
>>33652570NoDuolingo isn't really useful
>>33652550No, it wasnt meant for you, I don't care about you anymore.
>>33652555Doesn't matter. Women don't want to have kids anymore anyway.
>>336525661 month bed rest?
>>33652563Yes (M, btw).Money.
>>33652549What does that mean? Are you trying to insult the cutest women on earth.
>>33652563Yes, I need sex with a big tittied beach bimbo.
why do women lose interest in their husbands after having kids?
>>33652570>HoesYou might not have got a hang on the language, but you're a natural with the cultural stuff
>>33652566You mean like in a physical health way? I have no idea. The body recovers pretty fast I bet
>>33652529I suck at quick recall and rando facts. I just know myself and my studies.>>33652543A black frilled one-piece suit. Doesn't turn into buttfloss even when I'm swimming like crazy.>>33652552Is this a reference to something?
>>33652319you want to aim while i pee don't you?
>>33652570Did they make the text bigger? I couldn't stand the tiny text when I tried.>>33652572It's better than nothing, which is what most people are doing.
>>33652551Like, in general? Or like in this thread?
Hi myao how are you
>>33652570why Arabic?>>33652580OH, shieeeet!
>>33652579The husband is only there to get the kids. He gave the kids now he just needs to fuck off to work and provide a paycheck.
>>33652586both
>>33652573>I don't care about you anymoreYou will
>>33652538desu I'd feel less self conscious about sex if more people thought the inability to hold eye contact was cute
>>33652593Why?
>>33652589Thats sad :\
>>33652588I grew up during the 9/11 era and spent a lot of time in Europe, so I got curious. At 15 I was conversational after learning for a summer but stopped taking lessons or trying to use it. I figured picking it back up was better than wasting my time here in the evenings.
>>33652566A few weeks or so. It's not like she's dead, kek. Just needs some rest and recovery time. But I think it's not really true rest, because she'll be rocking the baby, breastfeeding the baby... husband has to pick up the work but she's going to need like, a raincheck on the R&R time, you know what I mean? Like, after things calm down a little, some extra rest time.
If you were interested in a guy that lifts ar your gym, how would you signal your interest?
>>33652587Is that person a dude?
>>33652556Hi :)How ya been?
>>33652598Ahh, okay.I think it's commendable that people learn a new language(s). Especially for non-ultier motives.
>>33652600Wow i imagining bestiality.
Does anyone else spend hours reading posts in the archive?
>>33652605Why? Like what?
>>33652595>desu I'd feel less self conscious about sex if more people thought the inability to hold eye contact was cuteI think it's cute. I'd wager some people are afraid it means you think they're unattractive, or are thinking about someone else.
>>33652566That's what I meant, 2 weeks.
>>33652604Dont be weird!
>>33652588>OH, shieeeet!*bows* thanks, ma'am/sir
>>33652595But eyes are so pretty
>>33652600>Oily hair
>>33652600i'd tell him that i need to use him as drawing inspiration back in my place and chain him somewhere
>>33652605Hell no.I'd rather watch paint dry.
>>33652605No, wtf. Why would i read other people's convos when i could just come here and ask women about their boobs in real time?
Being a kissless virgin at 33 is death sentence Theres no coming back from that
>>33652585I thinks it's about the same. My complaint is that the voice often isn't very good. It can be hard to tell if it's a soft h or a feminine t at the end of a word.
>>33652540Talked about surface level political shit, had sex (including lots of body kissing)>>33652544I'm as popular with women as the plague, it's tangibly good for my sanity>>33652548I'd say so, it's expensive sure (couple of hundred burger bucks equivalent) but she was a cute little sweetheart. The good ones really try their hearts out to please. Never get an Asian though
>>33652618mwah
>>33652587halloosleepy (my sleep schedule is normal for once) n pretty happy lately ^^>>33652601bru nooo
Why do men tend to be attracted to younger girls and women tend to be attracted to older men?
>>33652615Why chains :(
>>33652600If you're a Fem, it's easy. No issues approaching the dude at all.If you are a guy though.. YIKES!
>>33652582>A black frilled one-piece suit. Doesn't turn into buttfloss even when I'm swimming like crazy.Probably wouldn't be my favorite of yours then
>>33652621Why not?
>>33652624The patriarchy
>>33652626asserting dominance
>>33652592Here i don't think they ever seemed to care much, but this place attracts women who are emotionally dead inside. We need to bring back the word "emcel."Our culture is a longer story, but it didn't feel this totally non-functional in the 2000s. It was getting there, though. I think the over-the-top simping starting around late 90s/early 00s was the nail in the coffin. When stuff is too abundant you take it for granted. Safety, money, male attention, sex, marriage, whatever. It got too easy in the dotcom era and after. That's when you stopped seeing women express the anxieties that you see when you read from our mothers' or grandmothers' generations. Fear of not having. Instead worry and self-consciousness turned into gloating, dominance, judgment. Too much, too easy, abundance means men are just too cheap. Made in China.
>>33652486Theres a range?!
>>33652579Because he turns himself into another child?And then men are surprised that women don't find that sexy?
>>33652602pretty gooood, hbu ?sorry i haven't talked w u in a while, went to bed early most days ( ;´ - `;)
>>33652624I understand the implications of left and right here, but what are the moderate centrists doing??
Are foids smart?
>>33652622
>>33652638No. They're dumb as bricks.
>>33652638why? do you need something from them?
>>33652613It's scary though... anything related to intimacy is intimidating enough, if I had to maintain eye contact too I'd die of embarrassment >>33652608The assumption that I'm not paying attention is what I hear the most :( I don't look directly at people even when I'm talking to them
I like the most popular girl here but she keeps ignoring me because I am not her type and I can't blame her for having solid taste, how do I forget her.
>>33652638Some are cunning and smartMost are just mean and cutthroatSome are just very gullible
>>33652644myao? jh?
>>33652641rude
>>33652636myao, did you know it's thread crush thursday?>>33652198Who's your thread crush...?
>>33652624lol looks like the Russians have started to wake up
I think if i ended up dating JH one of us would end up with sore genitalsMaybe both of us
>>33652644start replying as female and become the most popular girl to usurp her and assert dominance
>>33652646Yeah
>>33652630Half of them are trafficked, the other half don't even try to seem like they're trying. They never speak enough English to actually talk to. You'll feel like you're on a factory line. I guess it works for freaks who are only there for the feeling of power or the raw physicality (they're also worse at that though), though they're also always fairly cheap. The extra is worth the difference though
>>33652643I bet you look cute when you turn red
>>33652647Just telling the truth.
>>33652629That's fair. I don't want to flash my ass at everyone at the beach, despite that being what some people go to the beach for in the first place.>>33652634Yeh. It gets pretty red and raw if I've been buzzing it for an hour.
>>33652638Is anyone? If we are all to be stupid then let us share our stupidity together without conflict between us.
>>33652643It is scary and I avoid eye contact by reflex at this point. I look at the cheeks or nose and don't even realize. But it is also kinda of hypnotizing, especially if it is a pretty girl.
>>33652652I'm black. Neither of them like black dudes, so i don't engage either of them lul
>>33652650It's not good sex unless everyone is sore afterwards.
>>33652636>pretty goooodThat’s great to hear :)And don’t worry lol I’ve been pretty busy unfortunately :(>>33652648Not me btw lol
>>33652658This gonna sound weird but ever tried pussy pump suction cup thing?
>>33652644valk ?>>33652648thread crush thursday ?? n maaaaybe i have oneanons pls share !!
>>33652296Yeah. But not a faker.
>>33652669Jp-chan
>>33652668No, that's one of the few kinds of sex toys I've never tried. I've never seen the appeal.
>>33652662my guy, they can't tell your race just by generic words you're posting.
>>33652652who ??>>33652667shit omg sorrywhat did u eat for dinner tdy ?
>>33652670You dealing with fake criers? What
Men this thread fucking sucks do better.What is wrong with you?
>2 days ago had super qt interaction with the redhead chick at gym >Today some girl was smiling to me as she shyly asked if she can take a plate from my bench rack thingMaybe girls arent mean afterall!!Bonus asmr squeaking benchhttps://streamable.com/ijk1ly
>>33652678Kill yourself.
>>33652662I don't dislike black guys.
MIs it weird that I've never thought about dating anyone from here?
>>33652673I only seen it on videos but it supposedly makes the entire thing super sensitive, swollen and puffyResults looked pretty interesting if i can say so myself
>>33652662i do :c
>>33652684no, that means you're normal
>>33652569>>33652574>>33652575>>33652581>>33652599>>33652609Thanks for participating in the survey, anonsIf you said 2 weeks, that's too soonIt depends, but usually it's 4 to 6 weeks Btw, anons, many of you don't know this but it's very common for women to undergo something called a perineal tear during birth. That's when the area between the vagina and anus is torn. Not to mention your wife will be bleeding for a few weeks to shed the lining that formed during those 9 months to support the baby.
>>33652658Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches
>>33652684That is the sane healthy choice
>>33652654I think I look dorky when I'm embarrassed, but thank you>>33652660I've heard some look at the ears of the person they're talking to but I haven't gotten to that level, it's either the wall behind them or the floor (sadly very noticeable)
>>33652683
>>33652688We can stitch you back up, babe. I know a guy who knows a guy, and we can even get you the husband stitch, if you know what I mean.
>>33652669(You)
>>33652685Are there any long term negative affects?>>33652689Put it on a hat.>>33652692No u.
>>33652678I came home from work and now I will cook for my family, (dad and sister) I have some pork chops I will cook with potatoes and salsa verde.
>>33652688So, it aligns with the given maternity leave period?
>>33652691It would make me very happy if someone noticed that I was avoiding eye contact and tried to meet my eye. I think it would be very cute
>>33652688>it's very common for women to undergo something called a perineal tear during birth. That's when the area between the vagina and anus is torn.I knew that.t. One month bed rest anon
>>33652695are you open to any type of guys? Or............?
>>33652695I didnt research that far i just saw one camgirl doing it.I imagine if you use it all the time it could cause some permament alterations but who knowsPerma cameltoe syndrome
>>33652694ive ignored u ????im so so sorry i probs fell asleep while chatting here .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.
>>33652695It's from an old song https://youtu.be/j2w0rbp6J9Y?si=pIIVAeYnxtm1SNCy
>>33652678Sad
>>33652705Nooooo, I'm nta. I was responding to thread crush Thursday.
Thinking about death 24/7 really sucks
My professor praised Russian theorists by saying "They're less constrained by reality." I busted out laughing.
>>33652696Ooh, I like salsa verde.
Women, what would you think if your husband believed you should opt for a C-section because thats what his mom had with him and all his brothers?
To whom was sold, his bounty soul? a gentile or a priest?
>>33652702I feel like I've dated most types of guys around where I live, except Asians. Not that I'm opposed to dating any or all Asians in particular, I just think they're not interested in me and I've never been particularly interested in them.>>33652704I wonder how much they cost. Worth looking up.>>33652706It did sound too clever to not have been said already.
>>33652677Yes. Men have fake cried to me a few times.
>>33652712Everyone does babe
>>33652711>The weirdo started laughing in class by himself again
>>33652676I made spaghetti with spicy meatballs and some garlic bread lol. Hbu?>>33652669Uhh hmm it’s pretty obvious idk…
>>33652721otay...
>>33652650She has genitals?
>>33652724Russians have trouble with reality
>>33652728She has a mouth down there
>>33652673>No, that's one of the few kinds of sex toys I've never tried. I've never seen the appeal.JH, have you ever used a fucking machine?
i hate the word "spicy meatballs" and being a zoomer, it sounds like tiktok lingo but i know they're a real thing
do asian men post here?
>>33652671short japanese anon ?>>33652708holy shit im so slow today omlsorry ㅠㅠ n mee ? me ??
>>33652729How would you know
>>33652710Don't worry, I know it sucks but you'll get over the Charlie Kirk thing with time.
>>33652734Og cat poster was an asian dude
>>33652688Ah, I remember you, anon. Do you write for HBO, by any chance? Something about dragons?
>>33652734There is one anon that speaks chinese, he is probably asian
>>33652669Valk is annoying.
>>33652721Ok i made some researchApparently this woman has literally overgrown pussy from pumping it up all the timeAs much as i like sight of puffiness this is too much lol
>>33652710Nightingale? How are you?
>>33652722you realize they were almost certainly real-crying, your womanly ick response just made you hate them for it so you're justifying your poor reaction by saying they were faking it.Right?
>>33652732No. I've wanted a sybian for a long time, and I tried buying a couple thrusting toys built into some big stuffed animals, but no big purchases ever panned out.
>>33652678I am not your entertainment.
>>33652746I think I'm already sort of puffy in that area to begin with, so I think I'll stay away from those toys.
>>33652749Whats a sybian??Ever considered going on date with someone while wearing one of those remotely controlled vibes?
>tfw no post apocalyptic slav wife who is still always happy to see you and relieved your okayThis game is killing me.
Need a woman who can squat ride me for minutes on end
>>33652742>Do you write for HBO, by any chance? Something about dragons?Lmao
>>33652737Yes, that one. She seems reserved
>>33652751what if i pay you?
>>33652707Why
>>33652715who victored over the seljuks, when the holy land was taken ?>>33652725ohhh man i want pasta rn !! no dinner tdy v.vit is ..?
I'm scared of sex cause i know i wont last more than a couple seconds and she'll leave me
>>33652693Great, now what's the lag with the guy who knows a guy who knows a guy ho can make your dick bigger? :p (btw, i never gave birth anon)>>33652698Tbh, I think 2 months of maternal leave is too soon. The woman in this context has barely recovered, but also a 2 month old needs feeding ever 2 to 4 hours for eg, and though a caregiver can be hired to do that, I'm not comfortable delegating that to a stranger for a fee at that young of an age>>33652701>t. One month bed rest anonYou're a mom, anon?
>>33652752>JH has a puffy pussyI bet it's fun to eat out too.
>>33652669Valk has had at least one guy from atoga try dating her, and it went poorly
Guys I liked a terrible girl from gioyc but i never knew what name she went by. She was super hostile and like cats any idea if she posts here, thanks.
>>33652752I think ive read you bragging about your wide hips beforeI have a theory that girls who store fat easily in butt / lower body makes all the area softer, including the lipsI think it looks beautifull
>>33652748No, they did it to manipulate me towards a certain outcome, unaware that I have a three strike rule.
>>33652763>Myao is a system of a down fanSurprisingly based
>>33652755Kek, yeah, I remember that game. I was wondering why developers don't pull that shit in every game, honestly. I know we all got attached to that copilot in Project Wingman and you can't even see her.
>>33652742>>33652757Is this a joke that I don't understand?
>>33652751Yes you are.Dance monkey.
Women,Are you adept at finding a man's heart and placing knives into them?My last gf went from,>omg anon you're like a rockstar, you must have so many girls on your body count>you're a magician, a poet>you have such beautiful muscles, youre so handsometo>your wrists are so small, I never noticed>Wow you agree with that? I bet someone could convince you youre gay>haha I would never have your babies>do you even love me or you just want me for my ass?
>>33652769NTA but I like cats tooMen, post your cat
>>33652744no she isn't >>33652749twinsies>>33652758good choice, she seems sweet c:
>>33652074Job to me doesnt matter if the guy personally isnt stressed out by it, and is content with it.>What jobs would you consider complete turn offs?none I think. Maybe career politician>>33652078I dont.I would start shitting honey and pissing cider if I had a BF who would share my autistic obsession for the games I play, like Mount&Blade warband with world of Ice and Fire (GoT) mod. Or Crusader Kings 3.I'd want to conquer the world with that man in so many games, together. Like CiV series.I would be happy if they leveled a healer in WoW when I tank or vice versa>>33652103First and only time it happened to me, I was drunk as hell, my female "friend" had undressed me and had her head between my legs, I was passed out when it started. I know it happened because I woke up without any pants and three "marbles" up my ass.Cant really tell, Dont want to think about it either.>>33652294I am a dog person. But I generally like people who enjoy animal companionship. And will judge any neglect of the animals harshly.>>33652296I would like to perpetuate the myth that emotionally sensitive men are the best. But I would much rather have a level headed man who cries only when their situation is dire, like mom/brother/friend died. and otherwise be my emotional anchor/rock. I know men have feelings, but a stoic man is a hot man.Cont.
>>33652759£_£ do it
>>33652755You should try firewatch
>>33652765>You're a mom, anon?No, Im a penis haver
>>33652781.....>>33652376With my first and second boyfriends this was a hobby of mine. watch him naked, poke and prod at his dick and balls and see the Penis get engorged.If poking or stroking didnt work I'd just suckle on it for fun, and it growing inside of my mouth was always a fun feeling.>>33652387No. I think men might be faking more orgasms than they would like to admit.The climax isnt what I am after either, its the connection of the intimacy, feeling of being wanted.>>33652448Blue Sea Dragon, (Glaucus Atlanticus) super pretty, but deadly.Second would be Lyre Bird, because it can make the coolest sounds.
>>33652768she did ?>>33652772^ㅂ^
>>33652738Contact with them
>>33652722How do you even tell whether it's real or fake
>>33652754Hard to describe. It's a brand of sex machine shaped like a saddle. It vibrates and stuff.>>33652756That's literally why I started working out, so I'm glad it's a commonly desired trait.>>33652766Idk if it's PUFFY, it's just not as taut as others', I guess.>>33652770That makes sense. All my fat is waist-down.
Need to rail a chick till she goes crazy
If you could bring back something, what would it be?
>>33652778Sounds like a BPDemon
>>33652777They told me you are cheese head is that real? You seem more annoying than her.
>>33652782>britishnevermind
>>33652792Love
>>33652785Ah, your wife was recommended a month of rest after giving birth?
>>33652787How are you not aware of this thread lore
>>33652737>mee ? me ??(:
>>33652763I made like 3 servings worth lol. I could’ve given you some…> it is ..?Yeah I’d say it’s pretty obvious lmao
>>33652792Dodos
>>33652790Just make sure you work on flexibility too, need to fold you in half and fuck you while standing
>>33652789Pitch and resonance. And also it ending abruptly and lacking histamine response.
>>33652779Do you have cats?
>>33652771I used to have 3 strike rules too, until I realized that I was being petty and cutting people out of my life for bad reasons.
>>33652778>or you just want me for my ass?You should have said yes
>>33652781>I was drunk as hell, my female "friend" had undressed me and had her head between my legs, I was passed out when it started. I know it happened because I woke up without any pants and three "marbles" up my ass.Typical sorority experience
>>33652781>First and only time it happened to me, I was drunk as hell, my female "friend" had undressed me and had her head between my legs, I was passed out when it started. I know it happened because I woke up without any pants and three "marbles" up my ass.>Cant really tell, Dont want to think about it either.That's terrible, sorry.>>33652781>I would like to perpetuate the myth that emotionally sensitive men are the best. But I would much rather have a level headed man who cries only when their situation is dire, like mom/brother/friend died. and otherwise be my emotional anchor/rock. I know men have feelings, but a stoic man is a hot man.Thanks for telling the truth.
>>33652804I used to be more flexible, but I'm getting old.>fuck you while standingI'm afraid of heights.
>>33652792A slop free internet
>>33652807That is not very girlboss of you
>>33652780You should have seen her yesterday.
>>33652793When she broke up with me over the phone she made ME feel like I did something wrong. >You're being so mean anon *whimpers*The shitty thing is she actually did a lot for me, she cooked, bought me food, took care of me in general, gave me the most amazing sex of my life and even took our future into account. It was all for show. She left me a beautiful love note before she left. If Only i had seen the warning signs, I could have broken up with her first.
>>33652796Whoever that was lied to you. I've never been to wisconsin.
>>33652755East European Princess...
>>33652799I have no wife, I just got a feel for a month bed rest, about the perineal tear I heard it last time from a female comedian but I had heard it before and don't remember where.
>>33652762Lost a kitten I fed at work that I was trying to find a home for
>>33652806No, why do you ask?
>>33652792My cats. I still have dreams about them sometimes. Then I get horribly sad when I wake up and remember they're no longer around.
>>33652812I'm not tall, as long as you can comfortably keep your legs on my shoulders we're fine
>>33652797Why?
>>33652775Oh does project wingman have that? I should get around to actually playing it, I'm a big Ace Combat fan. RIP Brownie. Though I guess Nagase is my real AC waifu, she's more daughter and less wife though, I just want her to do her best and not be hung up on blaming herself for our captain getting shot down.Ayre from Armored Core 6 is another example sort of. I'm not sure who else?
>>33652771>certain outcomeQuitting polyamory?
>>33652823I've never had pets, partially because of the fear of losing them being so painful. Is it really worth it?
>>33652822Oh, she didn't have cats too.
>>33652807Oh no, I'm not petty with my strikes. These are valid grievances. Icks are for childish romance that won't renew after summer break.
I am insanely lonely and depressed, so I wanna get a gf, but also know any relationship I try out will be hampered and eventually broken due to me only seeking it out cuz I was lonely and depressed
>>33652800kinda knew about it but didn't remember if it was her or another anon (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)>>33652802was it tomato pasta ? i only like that one lols
I shaved my head today and realized my receding hairline may be worse than originally thought. A few people told me it looks good, but my brother was laughing his ass off when I walked up his driveway when I got to his house. Both genders, is it over for me?
>>33652790>Like a saddleOoohSo you can ride it like a pillow? Neat>Fat waist downIf she doesnt have small chest big ass i dont want her
>>33652808Yeah honeslty a lot of her shit tests weren't really that hard. I could have just played coy, but I was really in my feelings at the time, not getting a lot of sleep, a little stressed and we didn't get to see each other that much due to business so I relished every moment with her. In this moment I actually cried. I hate how harsh relationships have to be. Why do I have to show a woman I'm a man by NOT caring about her? Can't I show it by smashing some guy's face in? Why do I have to fight HER?I could have chosen so many times to just go to her and kiss her instead of ignoring/staying calm during her shit tests. some type of fucking response. I NEVER got these shit tests before so I was not ready. now I feel like its my fault for losing her.
>>33652825okay okay, maybe if you avoid talking i can think about it
>>33652817Thanks for clariying she wouldn't know that place.
>>33652814I just realized that I was only hurting myself in most of those cases. Better to adjust expectations and relationship boundaries than just be like "well I'm not ever interacting with that person again" in my opinion.Obviously not for EVERYTHING. Like you could do something egregious to warrant it of course.
>>33652755Which game?
>>33652779My most recent acquisition
>>33652829The joy of their life outweighs the pain of the loss. Knowing you gave them the best life you could, and that they loved you for it. You'll miss them terribly when they're gone, of course, but they have a more positive than negative impact on your life overall.
>>33652821*head pats* I had to remove a kitten from a pizza I was trying to deliver.
>>33652834Yes, no one takes bald people serious
>>33652833Probably both her and another, honestly despite the shit I talked I'm really not that informed either. She dated Ohioanon for like 4 months
>>33652837Well, you are wrong.
>>33652826Maybe Fia from Elden Ring? And Anri from Dark Souls 3.
>>33652820>a female comedianMaybe Ali Wong, since she's kinda always preggo ^^' Also she did talk about being a new mom in her standups so perhaps that's where.
>>33652841the CUTEST
>>33652786>The climax isnt what I am after either, its the connection of the intimacy, feeling of being wanted.Nta but same, although I would want to get my partner to climaxBut I would love intimacy that's just exploring each other's bodies, not necessarily genital based
>>33652844I'm not bald (yet, possibly never), just a bit thinned.
>>33652841>>33652843Cuties!!
>>33652801awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww .·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·.>>33652815ohh i went to bed early n didnt stick around yesterday :p
>>33652841Cute
>>33652840Metro Exodus
>>33652839That seems very reasonable and mature
>>33652798i wuv you, anon
>>33652843Cate catto, you should have given it a slice
>>33652841>>33652843myao myaos (´∀｀)
>>33652853I tried green apple soju definitely the best flavor, then I bought a 750 ml bottle and decided to stop drinking. Welp
>>33652823I relate, i too lost a cat the beginning of this year and i get choked up when i think about him :(
>>33652833Yeah it’s tomato lol :) sometimes I’ll make pasta with an alfredo sauce and salmon or chicken as the protein, it’s really good, would recommend. It’s better if the sauce is a little on the thick sideAnd uh yeah my thread crush is you lol
>>33652849>>33652852>>33652855>>33652861Thank, she was a stray but she was so friendly I had to give her a homeHere she is snuggling with my void
>>33652841mine was also a tabby >>33652843<3 <3
>>33652792The demographics of the US in the 1940s
>>33652826Prez only appears in Project Wingman if you choose a two seater plane. At launch, the last two seater was only about halfway down the tier list, so Prez was like a badge of honour for playing on self inflicted hard mode. I think they added more since then.
>>33652637Their best
>>33652863Sorry for your loss, anon. I'm sure you were a great parent to him.
>>33652868>wasI'm sorry for your loss anon
Both genders,What are your hard no's in bed?
>>33652874MPhysical harm that leaves lasting marks.
>>33652781Theres a cool wow private server releasing soon, lets play duo
>>33652721Damn, JH.Can't believe you said that, ish. Not cool.
>>33652845who is this mythical ohioanon >>33652862green apple flavor ?blehhh gross
>>33652852>>33652859>>33652861>>33652868He's probably out scooping up field mice and boopin em on the head.
>>33652877No reason to do a fresh wow instead of turtle at this point
>>33652870I'm sure I can handle project wingman. I have years of experience with these games, including being bitter about project wingman guy being way ahead of me and getting all the clout when I was also developing my own Ace Combat clone in UE4(to be fair, I never got past just implementing maps and flight controls, but it WAS fun to just fly around obstacles and shit in a 'game' that I made, I'm just bitter about it for no reason, and also it made me hate the way that a lot of stuff is implemented in UE by default)
>>33652874Mweird/disgusting stuff.
>>33652873thank you, kind anon <3 may your cats live long, healthy lives beside you <3>>33652872thanks exhib, and i'm sure your cats couldn't have had a better companion, seeing how you much you still miss them
>>33652864i like alfredo sauce but i get sick of it sooo fast :coh yaaaa *smooooch*>>33652867why am i tearing up
>>33652882Turtle is too boringIm talking about different classic+ server i have been testing and monitoring for a whileIt has wotlk client and talents, with buffed content so its not too easy and its like, really expanded wow glyph system and backported abilities from future expacs(So like season of discovery but way better)
>>33652874FFrom experience, absolutely no whip cream.I got the motherload of yeast infections from that.And I dont find scat related things hot at all. so no thank you.Torture or pain stuff doesnt interest me at all.That is what I came up with fast on top of my head.
>>33652874FBesides the usual violence, scat, etc stuff, anything related to daddy doms. The title, the roleplay, the dirty talk, I dislike all of it. Not morally, I've been into weirder, I just find it abhorrently cringe
>>33652889I think both of those are very reasonable>>33652874Pegging and my ass is off limits, and what the other Femanon said too
does any anon feel like they get scared when someone is attracted to them no matter who they are
>>33652874MRole play, I'm fucking terrible at it
>>33652848I tried to find it but I cant, it was brit ginger who talked about never wanting children herself but married a man with children already and one of them was ginger. I think she has something about bringing a jar of piss to the NHS.
>>33652879Idk really, could ask Valk but I doubt she wants to talka bout him
>>33652874Mddlg, cnc, group sex.
>>33652894Yes, it makes me very anxious and I overthink a lot
>>33652894MeI feel like shes being not honest to me or use me in some wayEven though im broke and it doesnt really make sense
>>33652894All the time
>>33652894I have no idea because no one is ever attracted to (M)e
>>33652894Yeah, I get anxious and reject them, and then usually calm down and un-reject them later. I feel bad because every time this happens they tell me that it hurt their feelings later on but I can't help being a weirdo sperg
>>33652881down came the good fairy, and the good fairy saidlittle bunny foo foo, i don't wanna see u, scooping up the field mice, n bopping then on the head !
>>33652874Butt stuff on me. Bruising anywhere else but my butt/theighs, hard maybe extremedies from gripping arms being forgivable. Scaring. Don't pull my hair. Don't rip my piercings out. No choking. Probably more but that's all I have off the rip.
Bottom heavy women are elite and deserve the world.
>>33652892I'd rather be called sir or master anyway
>>33652886>why am i tearing upSame reason I did when I brought her homeShe's happy in a safe home like she deserves
>>33652892> Not morally, I've been into weirder
>>33652894Sometimes I get something like stage freight when a girl looks and smiles at me or eyes me up
>>33652906Preach
>>33652894You're probably not directing that towards someone like me that has lots of people attracted to them. Because it's more like a generalized social anxiety.
>>33652874MPoop, any other phallic object in the room besides my dick, anything that would risk brain damage for any of us so no breath play or other lasting injury, no cuck shit but that should be covered by the no other phallic object.
>>33652886>but i get sick of it sooo fastMe too lol. Never get tired of tomato sauce tho :o>*smooooch*0_0 woh
Women, sexy sexo sex?
>>33652904Yeaaaaaaaaa.I was just joshing that the kitty was way out in some farmlands.
>>33652887No. Lame.
>>33652897i don't wanna make her uncomfy n stuff so im not gonna ask :p>>33652911SHES SO HAPPYW IDN T HE FPHOOTO IM CRYONG
>>33652874MNo incest rp, no weird bodily fluids like scat and pissI’m pretty loose
https://streamable.com/aakq3lI played deadlock today and its SO fricking cool, too bad i suck at it atmTfw no femanon to suck togheter in deadlock on one lane
>>33652912I was gonna say nicher, but that just makes it sound worse>>33652909Sir is fine i guess. Master is on thin ice
Need liberal gf
>>33652836The trick I use is to dominate them with affection. Giver her more kisses, gropes, squeezes, neck makeouts, and stuff than she can handle. Also, tackle her, (carefully) fling her against walls, throw her, pin her down, shake, and wrestle her in an affectionate manner. Dunno what your stamina is like, but you can really, really mess with girls' heads by outlasting them and/or not cumming. This might sound a bit over the top or deceitful at first, but it's not. You're just playing around in a way that makes it clear you're in charge. There's no need for any show of force. After all, why would you need one after you've thrown her against a wall, teased her to the point where she was begging to be fucked, picked her up, thrown her, pinned her down, teased her even more, folded her in half, and dicked her until she was too sore to keep going? What space is there for her to get under your skin?
>>33652874No slapping (for me at least, though I would rather not slap my partner either)No calling him daddy, because it's cringe as another femanon pointed outNo rope bondage (i don't see the appeal and it's getting it serial killer territory desuNo blood "play"Not scatI'm turned off by physical violence but I could inflict SOME of it, just don't know my limitsNo calling me bitch, no pulling my hair No calling me mommy Idk, that's what I came up with
>>33652669>maaaaybe i have oneyou have to tell us
I saw jh on a collage. Picture in the corner said mima? =|
>>33652918Maaaan. I wanna sex him.
Women, how do you dress?
>>33652931getting into*
I think me and JH would be really compatible (at least sexually)but were on different sides of the globe so that kinda sucks.
>>33652894No. I've been stalked, sexually harassed, humped by coworkers whispering what they want to do to me, asked out, and in relationships and not once have I felt fear over it, and i don't understand how somebody could.
>>33652899>>33652901>>33652903thank you, i feel a bit less weird about it knowing it happens to others too>>33652913it feels like stage fright to me too>>33652900i can understand this
>>33652935#1 or #4 depending on how hot it is
>>33652917>Never get tired of tomato sauce tho :orealsies !!>0_0 woh^^>>33652920aww i hope that the kitty catches lots of mice n birds !!
>>33652941I just imagined you with no pants on
>>33652879Nta but I think he's been around, he was here a few threads ago?>>33647879
>>33652922>SHES SO HAPPYW IDN T HE FPHOOTO IM CRYONGFor reference, she used to live in these trees
>>33652906>Bottom heavy women are elite and deserve the world.I agree>>33652878Why is Bob Dylan staring at me like that? Doesn't he know we are the world?>>33652792>If you could bring back something, what would it be?My dog. He's the only reasonbI'm alive today.>>33652935>Women, how do you dress?4, 5, 9, 14, 15, 19, and 20. At least at home. I like being naked.
>>33652874MGay sex
I love women but they hate meUnderstandable
>>3365293514 under dresses, soon to be 11 when I buy tights. 19 for bed.
>>33652949Do you have a cat?
>>33652935nag but 19 is ideal for me
>>33652944Did i look cute
>>33652879>blehhh grossWait what is your favorite flavor?
>>33652958You were strikingly cute
>>33652932no !!>>33652935currently 9like at home or ?
>>33652951>Big butt femanon with tshirt and panties only parading around houseThats just asking to be molested by your roommate (me)
>>33652953Bro, you can talk to us. And ask us questions.
>>33652843Actually cute
>>33652962>currently 9Prove it right now
>>33652939damn, i had almost all of that too except the relationships, i'm really sorry for that though, i guess it depends from personal experiences a lot tooi just feel like i want to retreat and not be around anyone when i feel like someone is attracted to me, i'm not sure how to get better at it but i try
>>33652945holy fucking shiti hope he's okay goddamn
>>33652964How much do i need to bench press until it becomes impressive to a girl?
Women would you rather date a sleepy man, or a man who struggle to sleep?
Namefag filtering hour
>>33652971Lifting metal is not impressive.
>>33652971We don't measure that way nowadays. You have to be good at talking now.
>>33652972Sleep with a handsome man
>>33652973Mmmm you tell em girl
>>33652973You should filter out that faggot called 'Anonymous'. He's so fucking annoying
>>33652948where treeoh my lord i love cats sm>>33652959haven't tried that many so far but green grape !
>>33652972I know he's struggling to sleep because I can't plap him gently to sleep.
>>33652975>>33652976Its Over For Gymcreeps>>33652973>Taking off my name just to piss you off
>>33652970Maybe you can fix him lmao
>>33652977What if he was handsome but fat and balding?
>>33652977Thats not my question >:[
How do I get God to forgive me
>>33652983>What the hell>Gawk gawk gawk>Girl let me SLEEP>GAWK GAWK GAWK >What the hell is wrong with you get off my dick>GAWK GAWK GAWK
>>33652983You can't plap a man. Only women can be plapped. Unless you're talking about pegging, which is a sin
>>33652988Become humbledSeek humility
>>33652960:D
>>33652983Have you ever gave money to Charlie?
cant believe femanon will brag about all the favourite features of female body that i like but wont add me on disc or telegram
>>33652968bruuuu ive already posted 2 pics of me in tanktops thats enough ㅠㅠtoo lazy rn im comfy>>33652985*lmyaoi can !!!!
What compels a man who has lots of tattoos, smokes weed, etc, to be with a girl who wants to wait till marriage
>>33652942*smooch* I’ve returned the favor…Also I found original flavored milkis and I’m gonna try it tomorrow. Found them at an Asian grocery store near my work but I left them in the office fridge lmao -_-
>>33652972Sleepy but both is good
>>33652988Bro you gotta go find a pure lamb, cast your transgressions on to him and then slit his throat. Its the only way. Dont forget to put the lamb blood on your door frame so your first born doesnt die
>>33652999PussyThey all break eventually
>>33652994given***And by "given" I mean via Patreon, etc.
>>33652963Roommate? You think I some brokie?
>>33652999Being a drug addict with terrible impulse control tends to lead one to make terrible decisions
>>33652991How do I seek humility? I got humbled quite hard
>>33652994No. Somebody told me not to.
>>33652951When are you Donald Ducking it? And why? You're wearing a bra and no panties?
>>33652999This doesn’t happenThe reverse does, often
Women would you rather date an early bird, or a night owl?
>>33652999>He was a punk>She did ballet
>>33653006Idk what your economic situation is
>>33652062I have had so much sex with the baddies that I’m good for the rest of my lifetime, I’m officially coomed out bros; will become trad and ready to settle down now.
>>33652962Yeah at home
>>33653008Seek humility by understanding your fellow man in relationship to yourself, cultivating empathy and a loving gaze.Matthew 22:39: Love thy neighbour as thy love thyself.
>>33653009Why though, I mean think about it?He doesn't even know you, plus he gets more than enough from YT bucks, and that's excluding all the other money from other sources. Not just him, of course, all e-tubers.
>>33653018>BracesSex.
>>33652990You can ride men. And it not be pegging, ya know.
>>33653007What?>>33653012My religious friend has been with a guy like this for two years and she won’t even curse and has implied she’s still a virgin so I’m assuming they haven’t done anything yet. But she has a better career than him so I can see him playing the long game for benefits
>>33653001U ACTUALLY GOT IT ??it's one of my fav sodas !!!!!! if ur coworkers steal any ill shoot them dead>>33653013night owl
>>33652998>ive already posted 2 pics of me in tanktopsThere was a second one? I must have missed it...
>>33652951Aren't you complaining about being slimy?
>>33652982Oh okay I must have gotten it mixed up. Too bad I quit drinking before I could try your favorite one
>>33653006Did you end up reading this sex Manwha i posted? What did you think of itI only remember you complaining about cum being pictures
>>33653021Why what. I don't follow your implication.
>>33652972F.Sleepy.I would make a picnic in bed out of it. Make breakfast while he snoozes, watch my favourite series on moderately low volume just to wake him up with sandwhiches, coffee and other snack items.Unless they are the dreadful grumpy sleepy people who dont care even if it was the end of the world or a choir of angels ready to give a train of blowjobs and would be angrymad anyway.
>>33653030I think he's asking why you'd want to send money to him, despite you saying you haven'tProbably because he's retarded
>>33653025self-hating
When you’re beautiful a guy will change his ways for you when you’re ugly he doesn’t give a fuck
I have a very important question. Should i marry an Asian or a Latina?
>>33652982>where treeBehind her in that photoI never took any of her in the tree cuz I never saw her, only heard her on her descent to come say hiNow she carries around this toy on a string with her everywhere
>>33653036The change is never permanent
>>33653037stfu spammer
>>33653014what more can i say ?>>33653019then usually 9 or 7 with a bra>>33653026ask an anon ?
>>33653023Nta so I'd like pegging to stay on the table please
>>33653041So 12 or 14?
>>33653039Long enough to get married
>>33653010Usually when it's hot, but sometimes I like the support a bra gives, especially sports bras. It's all about comfort.>>33653027>Aren't you complaining about being slimy?What?>>33653029>Did you end up reading this sex Manwha i posted?No, where is it?
>>33653045You’re worth more than that, trust
>>33652940>>33652940>thank you, i feel a bit less weird about it knowing it happens to others tooTo be clear, I still don't think it's a good or healthy reaction and you should try and work on not having that response, but yes it isn't uncommon.
>>33653028o7im proud of you, anon>>33653035no !!
>>33653041>ask an anonOkAnons, do you have myao pics saved to your hard drive? I meet them for research.
>>33653040When did i spam?
>>33653038her furs so prettyyyi didn't know cats could live in trees lols>>33653044with a tanktop !! my tummy gets cold
>>33653036I changed my ways for a woman that most apparently didn't consider attractive, started going to college, working on myself more. But in the process I ghosted her, and I feel terrible about it but too anxious to message her since odds are she's moved on in that year and a half.
>>33653048No one will ever give anything up for me not even his own solitude they have proved time and time again that I’m not worth it
goodnight everyone
>>33653049of course! it just helps to be able to relate to others sometimes specially when it's something i struggle with, i'll try to get better with it
>>33653033Maaaaaan, I had patience.
Women can we pretend wrestle?
>>33653025I did :oI’m hyped, I really hope no one takes one :( I know one of my coworkers keeps taking my half drunk cokes… hopefully they’re just throwing them away and not drinking them…..
>>33652979
>>33652985I am not broken. I don't need to be fixed.
>>33653065not if you're subby
>>33653036Changing your ways for a woman can be romantic, but it doesn't guarantee anything. You should make changes for yourself to better yourself.
>>33653047nta. FI have bought myself mens boxer shorts to be comfy in.I cant stand the idea of sitting on any surface without underwear or a towel in between at the least.
>>33653065A Full Nelson will cure what ails her.
>>33653069I would do that. Threads would be so much more interesting.
>>33653047https://mangapark.net/title/418239Oh you forgot about it?SadWelp, i guess since i have it open already i might aswell revisit it and have a wankToo much talk about juicy butt femanon got me in the mood
>>33653062zzzzz
>>33653061They will want to cross that space for you
Nonas, how would you feel if your bf or date invited you over to watch a movie but instead of wanting to have sex he actually just wants to watch the movie because it’s one of his favorites?
>>33653043You're not him. Don't mess with me.
I have chicken nuggies. Are you jealous?
>>33653081Based. We'd enjoy the movie together and then talk about what we liked after it's done
>>33653080They never have before why would anyone start now
>>33653069based
>>33653082NTA2Kanye!!!
>>33653083A little. What dipping sauce?
>>33653081Movies make me horny so he should be prepared to deal with that
>>33653062Go to bed young lady. You have school in the morning
women, how would you feel if a guy was very up front about his issues, first date? like if we were on a first date, and we were hitting it off really well, and i reveal (whenever it is natural to) that i'm really inexperienced despite being older, or that i tend to seek reassurance and sometimes in weird ways, or that i am sensitive to abandonment, etc. what are you thinkin?
>>33652896Couldn't find it either anonBut also I'm sleepy so maybe if I look further some other time I'll find it
>>33653062Peace!
>>33653065We can real wrestle, and if you win, I'll do whatever you say. Like the old Nordic tales.>>33653075I have mostly cloth surfaces, like my office chair, my couch, and my reading chair. It's very comfy, especially with air conditioning.>>33653078I've never read it, but I will and get back to you some time this weekend.
>>33653084Excellent. >>33653089Also excellent but I’d still want to watch the movie.
>>33653088spicy habanero
>>33653083Nah, I have a palmful of cheez-its.
Amerifat childlessness has come to a point where democrats are the cat party and republicans are the dog party.
>>33653085We have said it soNow you have to feel it, that special place you and him have made The gratitude and happiness will call it out This is how change occurs
>>33653097Now I'm jealous
>>33653097Based
>>33652062WomenI am the definition of yt ppl dun season they food.Spicy stuff gives me heartburn resulting in sleeplessness, pain, and gas.Is this full dealbreaker?
>>33653104I've had way more of a problem with guys being retarded and making things uncomfortably spicy just because they are retards than I have with guys who don't want to eat spicy things.It's fine.
>>33653104FI don’t season my food like that I season it to taste good
>>33653091f.I would think its too much information, a bit creepy, like does this person come with this much package each time I see them?Every piece of information should come its own slow pace.I tell you something about me, you tell me something about you.Drama/trauma dumping is just a turn off.
>>33653104M but what are your spicy limits? Pepper? Taco Bell hot sauce? Jalapenos?
>>33653100I don’t deserve it
>>33653106>>33653107That's good to hear. Thx.
>>33653104Where I'm from we use a fair amount of spices in cooking and baking but the food is not spicy, per se, so I think we'd be fine
>>33653107>>33653106OP is baiting.
>>33653022Bro I spat in her mouth before I leg locked her and she started choking on my cock it was so fucken good lol
Foids would you freak out if the penis got even bigger while inside you
>>33653118i'd think it's stealing my soul
>>33653116I always fall for bait
>>33653082I'm not trying to be him or mess with you I just want to be lovingly plapped...
>>33653109lmao i didn't mean machine gunning issues, i'd hope that'd be a turn off, i just meant bringing up a problem when it's natural in the convo. thanks for the perspective anyway though
>>33653112Anything north of franks red hot or a hotter jalapano (some are taste some are hot wtf)Cilantro is a one way street to bad fart town
>>33653113Yes you doI love you
If you could eat ony one food for the rest of yor life, what would it be?
>>33653036I thought you said you were mid, not ugly?
>>33653115Which ones? Cumin gets me but I can offset by eating light, early, antacids or all 3
>>33653126Pizza, I guess.Or Nachos (chicken, or just regular cheese + sour cream).
>>33653126Cuuuum loil
>>33653126caloriemate
>>33653126cream puffs
>>33653126Wouldn't you die?
>>33653091That you're passively begging for sex and validation, and passive aggressively warning me that if don't agree to see you again and your mental health tanks it'll be my fault. It's a bad idea to dump that kind of stuff on someone's lap especially on the first date. The only reason you'd do that is because you're hoping she will fix you, which isn't fair considering she just met you
>>33653125I need you to be honest with me
>>33653116Nope I simply have a soft stomach, always have>>33653120
>>33653127Sometimes I think maybe I’m mid and then I see my face and am taken down a peg
>>33653124>CilantroDoes it taste like soap to you?Some people have that.
>>33653126Pizza.
>>33653135Jambalaya has protein, veggies for micros vit c.
>>33653135Anon, it's an imaginary scenario
>>33653126Human beings. I can then make my little pet eat other things, and then eat my little pet. Women are not ready for a guy like me.
>>33653104No. I forgive him and will take spicy stuff away from him.
>>33653137You are the colour of my world, making everything light and cozy and beautiful
>>33653128Paprika is probably the most popular here
>>33653126Maybe... Greek Souvlaki platter, with Vietnamese Iced Coffee.Sushi, too...damn.
>>33653144this would be ok only if you were a giant, but you are a criminal instead, shame
>>33653144Bro you haven’t lived until you‘ve had a girl shove her entire face in your ass and jerk you off at the same time while high af
>>33653118I actually thought this happened when I was on top of my ex.And I was that days old when I learned guys can wiggle their dick with their hip or something muscles.>mfw the guy didnt move but the dick does
>>33653118>would you freak out if the penis got even bigger while inside youYes, but in a good way.>>33653126>If you could eat ony one food for the rest of yor life, what would it be?Fried chicken>>33653152That's called a rusty trombone
>>33653147Now tell me what to fix
>>33653140I wish i had that.Instead it taste like a shit herb that every time I eat it I wake up an hour after sleep feeling acid eating my esophogus painfully so I cannot sleep and then I toss and turn all night till I finally sleep 5 mins before the alarm goes off then I spend the next day farting so bad that people tell me to see a Dr
Women, what are (You)r thoughts on Syntribation?>A form of (usually female) masturbation involving the rubbing or squeezing of the thighs together to sexually stimulate one's genitalia, often to the point of orgasm, typically without the use of hands.
>>33653158I think you have IBS or something
>>33653155I’ve had a nasty obsession with assholes lately lmao, I made this girl cum just from fucking her asshole lol
>>33653148Can work withSlav I bet, but you should know that Linkin freed apl the slavs
>>33653156Your pride, don’t forget to roar so the ones who need to hear it, can
>>33653136huh? my motive is just transparency, that's all. i guess i should expect people to read into the act of sharing it, but the point (to me) is to communicate things that influence my behavior so they don't have to read as much into behavior, make me a little bit easier to digest. i try to be as open of a book as possible where that counts
>>33653159Didn't know it had a name
GenderWhat would be your ideal RPG build? Like a warrior, archer, rogue, mage, druid, whatever.
*puts hand on yours*Anon, we need to talk: I'm going to sleep. I realize you'll miss me but I can't stay awake any more if I tried. There's no reason to beg, it won't do :(Good night, anon*Blows you a kiss*Anon=everyone ITT
>>33653159I just stuck my hand out and she sat on it and started cumming herself would you define this has no hands necessary lmao
>>33653154All the moids reading just practiced their dick twitch skills in response to your post
>>33653159What’s it called when I orgasm from peeing?
>>33653170Fuck off.
>>33653161Yes i do.And you either take shit medicine that only reduce symptoms a bit with 3 more meds for the side effects, or you eat bland
>>33653126Curry + Nan Bread.Or... uh, I guess good o'l fashion British Fish and Chips (sans the beans).
>>33653164That’s how I know you’re just saying things for fun at this point
>>33653159Not for me. My theighs are not muscle-y enough there to get the friction, and my clit is high. Wonder if majora labia gals can do that.
>>33652867Fast friends
>>33653169Warrior Druid- Gandalf build. Sword, staff, magic ring and words of power. Male
>>33653170
>>33653174I love you more ^^
>>33653169MNecromancer or something with minions that do my bidding>>33653170Ew wtf
>>33653169MI’m usually a bard, but ideally I’d like to be a pure mage if I could guarantee I survive the early game
>>33653172Why would you assume our dicks are hard?
>>33653186I've never met a willing bard. Why bard?
>>33653178Serious face says your desperation, which is your pride Attraction is more than skin
>>33653169mschizophrenic gnome cleric named "bebo"
>>33653179Zero likes haver LOL
>>33653126Popcorn Chicken.I know that's not a meal, but damn, those are good. I never get tired of eating those.
>>33653187Don't know how you work but I can twitch it without being hard
>>33653160What happened
>>33653163Googled it and turns out most of mainland europe loves paprika too... another unoriginal experience haha. I'm not a slav
>>33653184You don't love me and I don't love you. Stop being a creep.
>>33653189I like the level of detachment it brings, the quirky stuff you can do, and you’re always “useful”
>>33653163Are you Slavic?
>>33653199i don't think that is how that song went but okay
>>33653183Thank you for the cute gif, anon *hug*>>33653185>Ew wtf:*>>33653199Stop being insecure :(
just realized the ridiculousness of the fact that ive been playing a cleaning simulator game for two hours while sitting in a room i havent cleaned in two weeksthis is my unexisting boyfriends fault. if he was here id be better
>>33653206I'm not insecure. Stop replying to me.
>>33653208Post your cat
>>33653190Face my desperation?
>>33653196Bruh when she clenches it feels like my dick is about to pop
>>33653208I'll reply until I drift into sleep
>>33653207Kill yourself.
>>33653207>this is my unexisting boyfriends fault. if he was here id be betterYou'd be the same but he'd accept you for who you are anyway and clean things up himself
>>33653173>What’s it called when I orgasm from peeing?NTA.Squirting?
>>33653169Big druidess that larps as a witch in the forest. Has men chained in her basement that she tortures and experiments on. Keeps a lively garden next to a big grave pit.
Women, if you were a goddess, what thing would you want to be the goddess of?
>>33653198Didn't realize>>33653204Na.
I have become comfortably numb
>>33653207I like those simulator style games.But I always keep my area clean.
>>33653156Try therapy
>>33653214you first babe
>>33653211You see the game of it, right? Saying things for fun is fun. It’s nice. That’s what will get you a man who wants to change for you. Making the change fun. Desperation is fun in the right contexts
>>33653207hi. your recently manifested boyfriend here. please shower and take all your dishes to the sink!!
>>33653216if i had a boyfriend i would clean our space for him, i just can't do it for me.
>>33653219i'm the goddess of cowardice
>>33653207They should make an ENTJ simulator so you losers can experience what it’s like to be chad
Women if you got to choose, would you still choose to be attracted to men?
i wish i could have the relationship myao and lha have
>>33653227I don’t understand
>>33653232what the labrats need to do is create an ENTJ mute button
>>33653235myao is for jimmy
>>33653236You have failed me*swallows you whole, feeling you kicking in my tummy but I laugh*
>>33653197Run of the mill motel parking lot beheading in texas.
>>33653234don't get it but yeah
>>33653219Either a phase of the day, like dusk, or a season. Preferably spring
>>33653207Haha, wow you're just like me! I'm bed-sheets laundry anon. I've fallen off the wagon, but I've also felt sick for the past week or so so I partially blame that.
>>33653224I went and she thought I was being dramatic
>>33653237Have a drink and lighten up you lonely incels are going to die of a heart attack before I am lmao
>>33653231>Forces others to experience their deepest fear, sapping their willpowersounds cool
>>33653250i do not have a heart.
>>33653219That is a good question to tickle my nerdy mind.I'd assume worship and dedication would actively increase my power within the pantheon.In that case I would propably want to be the goddess of something that all people do passively, so I would always gain power, no matter the person or if they are dedicated to me.Excess and pleasure, like gluttony, horniness for example sounds good and feminine. But I think I would skip thatIn ancient times, the tribes of the land before christianity had a goddess of pain. It was her gift and curse to the mortals. I think I would take her place. Because all living things experience it, and so, I would gain power
Women whats the nicest thing a man has said to you?
>>33653256That I’m beautiful and smart
>>33653254Nigga this is the western front you are going to die here
>>33653256I don't really remember. Men say nice things to me all the time it's just kind of background noise. They don't really mean it though.
>>33653255>goddess of painHow dare you steal my OC
>>33653234yes. i get intrusive thoughts and a while ago i was stuck on one where i worried i was a repressed lesbian and didnt know it, and every time i would panic about it id think "i hope im not gay because i really like liking guys"
>>33653261moid hands
>>33653167So it's an attempt to preemptively explain your future bad behaviour and why you think you aren't responsible for it? I'm not trying to be antagonistic, I honestly think it's worthwhile to question our true motivations when we feel an urge to dump on others in inappropriate ways. Experience/inexperience is something you may (or may not) want to discuss after you've gotten to know each other and there is a real possibility of something serious developing. The other stuff you don't discuss until you have a certain level of emotional intimacy together, because sharing that can be a way of deepening the intimacy and progressing your relationship. On a first date all you're doing is learning whether you enjoy each other's company and can have fun together
>>33653255And I am the god of indifference.Wait, no one cares about me?Whatever.Also of repeating digits
>>33653261lmao
>>33653047You say that you can't be a nudist because you'd get slime on everything
>>33653259Giwtwm
>>33653219Diplomacy
Men whats the nicest thing a woman has said to you?
>>33653255>tfw no goddess of pain gfWould worship her so much
Femanons how important is being cummed in by your bf to you?
>>33653270>nice hatIn reference to a santa hat I was wearing
>>33653270A few have called me cute lately and and I'm absolutely riding that high as long as I can
>>33653237I wish for some reason the filter thing isn't working for me
>>33653207I keep my space very neat, and I'd love to be able to help a gf clean up her space as well. But women don't like men anymore, so I'll never have a chance to do that.
>>33653270Being called beautiful is always a heart stopper
Women, do you ever notice men's asses?
>>33653270About 15 years ago a woman said my eyes are a pretty color. I think that was probably the last time I got a compliment from a woman who was not related to me about my appearance.
>>33653270When i first met one of my female friends at uni, i sat on discord and explained some code to her. She told me some years later that she thought i was so nice that she told her mom about how nice i was to her. Made me feel good i guess
>>33653278Oh my god I have had enough about assholes for one week lmao
what do you guys think about charlie kirks death
>>33653270Ripped the condom off and said cum in me daddy I want it
>>33653279>eyes are a pretty colorShow us!
>>33653282Let's not talk about this again, okay?>>>/pol/
>>33653288Never.
>>33653279Post your catWhat are you hiding from us
>>33653272essential>t. virgin>>33653278yes but not that much because most of them wear baggy clothes or things that cover that area
>>33653291>>33653290
>>33653256That I worked hard, that I'm thoughtful, that he's proud of me, that I'd be a good mom. Those have meant the most to me, even if I'm not sure how true they all are
>>33653282I swear he died in like 2016 or something I remember hearing Alex Jones talking about it
>>33653274show.
>>33653294So you do have one...
>>33653282i hope it was the tranny, that would be funny
>>33653299It's not. Everyone is just retarded.
>Woman points a gun to your husband's head>Tells him to eat her pussy or she kills himWomen, what would you want your husband to do in this situation?
>>33653300boomers need to be executed on the spot
>>33653297I linked a selfie here not long ago and got called cute a few times. Any further rn would be overkill.
>>33653264yeah i guess if you wanted to put it in as uncharitable terms as possible lol. i'm not interested in behaving badly, but the reality is that issues never go away entirely and i don't want them to be blindsided by that and also i don't want to be unknowingly unadjusted in some area and have that tank things after investing emotionally into something, or have that happen likewise.i think you're right though, wrong vibe for a first date. i might be projecting my own mindset (of trying to minimize dating as much as possible), the main motivation is like trying to not waste their/my time and or like idk hope i guess. i really hate opening up to people and want to do that as few times as possible, so that might feed eagerness as well (ripping bandaid off type reasoning), but i suppose most people are not this way. food for thought.
>>33653282MI don't condone political violence, if for no other reason than even if I think charlie kirk was a (pretty significant) net negative that the act of assassinating him is an even bigger negative and has potential bad and far reaching consequences even if you hate his politics.That said, I'm not shedding any tears, and I'm not going to pretend like internet troll alt-righters actually give a shit either beyond using it to pretend to be aggrieved. I've already seen numerous "omg I'm contacting the FBI because somebody I saw on facebook made fun of it and that's like school shooter behavior!" Like, okay karen, you've spent your entire life making jokes about 9/11 but you want the moral ground now? Nah.Feels bad for his wife (poor judge of character) and kids though, obviously that's gotta suck, I assume he was never a piece of shit to them and wouldn't burden them with the kind of restrictions he wanted to burden others with if it came to it.
women can i crack your toes?
>>33653300When this turns out to be bullshit, will you even know? Probably not.
>>33653303sorry husband... i'm not homosexual...BOOM
>>33653309If you were my bf, yes. Would you also paint my toenails? That would be kinda based and comfy actually and now I wish I had a bf to do it.
>>33653303kille me because imagine being so fucking pathetic that you a) threaten your own husband with a gun b) over wanting to get offc) being so ugly and gross he doesn't want to eat your pussy to begin with d) wanting your pussy eaten instead of dick seriously, killing me in this situation would be an act of mercy
>>33653282unfortunate, mildly bewildering, likely a nothingburger. if the shooter was another tranny, then i'd start suspecting something real crazy is going on given the statistical implications
>>33653309no
>>33653314Cuck fantasy
>>33653312I WAS STUPID i thought it was a homosexual situation, i'm not a homosexual!
>GenderWhat's the most you've ever laughed because of this board?
>>33653317>crazy people do crazy shit who could have seen that coming anon
>>33653313>Would you also paint my toenails?Never done it in my life, but i would try. Would you be mad if i got some of it on your skin?
>>33652605No, I read books.>>33652644Who is the most popular girl here, anyway?>>33652769You harassed me! I was hoping you left!
>>33653310It is already more or less confirmed bullshit, somebody just said 'lol they probably thought these bullets said 'trans'' and people are running with it. Those aren't the casings from the scene. And similarly the reports that there ARE things engraved in the casings are also basically uncorroborated so it's just people speculating on both sides about each other's made up speculations thus far.
>>33653324Every time I post here I see more content being generated for me shit is hilarious
>>33653324fI can't remember but I know I've made a few "why the fuck is this so funny, I'm going to pee myself" posts, so it must have been very funny
>>33653312>>33653314No the situation is a random woman, telling your husband to eat her pussy or she blows his head open
>>33653326No, it happens. you would probably have a better angle to be doing it than I have when I try it myself. I don't paint my toenails very often though.
>>33653329nta but people said it was a tranny long before the bullets because they found suspicious profiles saying suspicious shit that were trannies
>>33653337Bro it’s always a tranny because they’re the easiest scapegoat to use for psy ops
>>33653335yeah i guess he can do that, i thought she wanted me to eat her out, he would be dead in that case obviously
>>33653335I see I mean, it depends on more context but I'd assume he could easily snatch the weapon and overpower her. Eating her pussy out of fear would be cringe.
Femanon’s big cock
>>33653339or maybe they are simply the most mentally ill trainwrecks
the mpregs are waking up
>>33653342suck it
>>33653324MI laugh at some ridiculous shit people post here. MKG's posts usually make me yell "WHAT THE FUCK" and laugh hysterically.>>33653328>Who is the most popular girl here, anyway?JH or myao. JH is the one everybody basically knows, myao is the one with a lot of orbiters and suitors.
>>33653325there are many more mental illnesses than transgenderism, and it is still overrepresented there. it would push me towards confidence in this being organized by the feds. FBI's unapologetic public display of incompetence, in this scenario, would be a way of consolidating moderates into the republican side by creating this shared experience of trying to help the feds; the story gets to stick around a long time, people get to feel like they're part of something as they continue small public updates, and happy coincidence it is now the midterms and everybody has started helping and supporting the side in charge.it's a reach, but stranger things have happened.
Women how would you react if your virgin bf was a little shaky during your first time together?
>>33653344Fuck em trannies can eat my ass and die in OK corral style crisis staged events
>>33653349ok tranny
>>33653352shut up fag
>>33653337You should realize that /pol/ and the right at current time will start spinning the idea that it's a tranny based on nothing immediately until confirmation that it isn't. Maybe it is, but they aren't arriving at that conclusion immediately based on any kind of rigor.
State genderHow do you know when it's time to give up on a relationship?
>>33653350it would be weird if he wasn't
>>33653354Lmao kys YWNAW crisis actor
>>33653350That sounds cute af. Cradle his head against my stomach.
>>33653348Got, it. Thanks for answering, I'm not up on ATOGA lore.
>>33653355the chances are very big that someone shooting a right wing advocate at an university event is at least a femboy or bi
i'm so cold i need to get the cold season stuff out today
>>33653356MWhen you need to ask that question honestly.
>>33653356When the sex stops being fun
>>33653356Idk
>>33653357>>33653360What if his shakiness became like a natural vibrator?
>>33653346y-yes ma’am
>women like male moansThis is a psyop right?
>>33653371you want to cuck women so much
>>33653362Yeah but you look at the last one and it will get memory holed and they'll just be a trans radical leftist, but then if you're initiated enough you can tell that's not true because of all the other shit they wrote, tranny != radical leftist when they're spouting antisemetic and various other racist stuff and right wring rhetoric. They cease to be a political entity and just become incoherent mindbroken internet trolls, which is not a political ideology.Don't get me wrong, I'd be really surprised if a person who shot charlie kirk wasn't politically motivated against him, but The facts are that we don't know anything yet.
I'm in love
>>33653371why wouldn't we?
>>33653371Women only love chad
>>33653376NTAWomen don't like men.
>>33653371Okay, yes, we like them, but guys need to realize that they have to actually make an effort not to sound retarded while doing it. Moans vary, and you do have control over how they sound.
>>33653378Post your cat
>>33653350Understandable. So sweet.(still debating in my head if this is plausible, but will entertain the thought)
>>33653379What if it's more like a sharp inhale or exhale, and we try to keep it together, rather than outright "oh yeah~"?
alright i will go away, i do not want to imagine male moans in my head at this hour
>>33653369No stranger than what everybody else posts. Are you okay, anon?
>>33653381It was you who shot Charlie wasn’t it BlueTrannie
>>33653382that doesn't count as a moan. That just counts as making no noise really.
>>33653384no come back!I want more of your posts!
>>33653380m-my pussy?
>>33653384Bye.
>>33653371I'd admire anything said in the throes of passion. Communication is important.[Please don't troll me]
>>33653324>>GenderM>What's the most you've ever laughed because of this board?There was an /adv/ thread a while back called something like: "femcel loses her mind." The OP was probably a guy LARPing, and they abandoned the thread after only a couple hours. But an absolute shitstorm had started in the comments: White knights and incels going at it, simps desperately trying to get OP to come back and being mocked for it, retards complaining about seeing it in the catalog everyday and in doing so continuing to bump it to page 1. It went on for about a week until it reached the bump limit.
>>33653377It is the most indian possible behavior to just post screenshots of women who didn't match you on tinder.
>>33653386Doubtful, now when people say "Charlie" hers doesn't come to mind. Why would she sabotage her parasocial relationship like that?
>>33653385Yes, just fine. Thank you for asking.
>>33653395I'm fine with this. I like bluevalkyrie well enough, but the critical obsession is weird. I have a hard time picturing anybody actually liking online personalities.
>33653386You're not being fun, so I don't want to talk to you.
>>33653392>Please don't troll meHeh, get trolled
>>33653390Sure, maybe he'll post his cat if you do
>>33653396You seem distraught. Something about an anon harassing you?
>>33653394Who said I don’t match with the baddies lmao>>33653395Because the delulu tranny got confused with the real Charlie it all makes
>>33653388if i was a better anon i'd be able to contribute to the male moan quality discussion, but i'm useless, i don't matter, i'm weak...
>>33653390Fuck off.>>33653380Kill yourself.
Do you think they're gonna whip out the NSA/palantir tech to find the guy and just make up a story about how they did it like with luigi? At this point it seems like he's reaching the 48 hour mark where the chances he gets caught are almost zero.
>>33653398Eat my ass and die in a government funded psy op BluepillTrannie
>>33653407I'm not sure it matters either way.
>>33653404>i'm useless, i don't matteryou being here makes the thread just a little better and brighter :3
>>33653405What is its coat color?
>33653408Stop riding my cock, whore.
>>33653410thank you, thank you anon, i'm mostly joking but i really need to do stuff around my home anyway
>>33653300>a 9x19 sniperDoes that even exist?The Vintorez is 9x39.
>>33653412>tranny doxxes himself Like clockwork nigga
>>33653402Distraught over 4chan? Lol. I'm fine.
>>33653414>retard has no idea they made two variants You have to be 18+ and have CNC accreditation to post here
>>33653417I mean, you deleted a post, yeah? I'll take your word for it though. Sorry.
>>33653414That isn't the bullet or anything related to the shooting. It's just a meme that people don't realize is a meme. Somebody was just like "lol they probably thought this meant 'trans'" and that's where the connection ends.
>33653416Christ, stop gagging on it. It's plastic.*squirt bottle*
Now that she is gone. I want to confess that I am starting to think that she is cute again. How do I eliminate these impossible feelings.
Guys, I trust you to not tell anyone but I love sucking cocks.
>>33653282>>33653299Didn't Charlie Kirk say he was afraid of what could happen if he didn't toe the line on Israel like two weeks ago?
>>33653422this is kinda hot ngl
Femanons, how have your boobs been lately?
>>33653426
>>33653428Ouch ouch OUCH. OK I’M SORRY!
>>33653427Boobd
>>33653423You could leave for good or try online dating.
Any chronic masturbstors ever reverse death grip so you can cum in pussy and mouth? I need sensitivity. Im a gooner faggot i admit it.
>>33653423Part II: she was the first person I ever had feelings for here. I know all about her, cn recognized her even by the order she replies.
Girls, honestly, Do you only shot test guys you don't want/regret fucking/entering a relationship with,?From my experience yes
>>33653435I never put in half the effort for my >her
>>33653433Thanks for the suggestions dear anon.
>>33653437Real. Men don't like women that much. They prefer cock.
>>33653437What do you mean, please explain.
>>33653435You can't force your feelings on someone who doesn't return your feelings, what's wrong with you?
>>33653440>>33653441Because I was the primordial Love u Julian
>>33653442Why are you saying this.
Atoga is getting weird, time for bedGender, do you prefer your bed cool or warm when you get in?
>>33653440You seem hot but people had said so many bad things about you.
>>33653424Actually I kinda like having my asshole eaten out by a young underage BPD Asian girl it’s my new thing now
>>33653445What are you talking about crazy anon.
>>33653448The guy who actually dated her for a while hasn’t, so make of that what you will.
>>33653418Neither are chambered in 9x19.
>>33653422>tranny assessing the damage control Lmao you’re getting uploaded tranner
>>33653447MWarm and outside cold. Is not enough for the bed to be warm the bed sheets must be the barrier between me and cold. It makes a difference.
>>33653447How is it getting weird.I don't have a bed, I hope she doesn't read this and discriminates me for being a bedless person.
>>33653434I'm a gooner, but I'm also uncut so that may be part of it, I still cum super fast from PiV, the only saving grace is that I can kind of control how retracted my foreskin is by my thrusting and hand if need be. If foreskin is all the way back and I go deep in and out a few times it's unironically like a 2 pump chump affair despite the death grip gooning.Cutfags mileage may vary.
>>33653446Because it's true. You can't force your feelings on others if they don't feel the same. If you truly love someone and they don't feel the same then let them go and find someone who will return your feelings.
>>33653456But I love sucking cocks more lol.
>>33653454Don't you updoot me, you reddit headed stepchild.
>>33653447Yeah, it is getting weird again. I'm gonna go too. But to answer your question.F. Cold as ice.
>>33653451Hasn't what?
>>33653447You have to masturbate before sleeping!
>>33653453Oh lol idk what I’m thinking about
>>33653465Hasn’t said bad things about her.
>>33653454The rumours are true, I am trans and I am proud.
>>33653384>i do not want to imagine male moans in my head at this hourWhy not?
Goodnight atoga
>>33653448People 100% have bad things to say about hot people because they are mad at them for existing.
>>33653470Nice try, cosplay anon. You're just annoying. Go to bed.
I hate women because they hate men.
>>33653306>i don't want them to be blindsidedThey won't be blindsided unless you suddenly crash out. As you get to know someone, there will be things about you that might surprise them or even disappoint them but that's true for everyone. You'll learn things about her that will surprise and maybe disappoint you too. And that's not necessarily a bad thing, no one is perfect and part of dating someone is deciding whether the disappointing things are intolerable, or not such a big deal after all, or tolerable because all their good traits more than counterbalance the few not-so-good traits >i don't want to be unknowingly unadjusted in some area and have that tank things after investing emotionally into somethingThis goes back to what I mentioned before. You can't secure a guarantee against rejection by oversharing too soon. You can't preemptively explain away your future behaviour and receive an exemption for it. What dumping on the first date might do though is drive away women who would make you an excellent partner, or possibly attract women to you who aren't in a healthy headspace and any relationship you develop would be miserable You can't eliminate risk in a relationship, even under the best of circumstances there's always a risk you'll get hurt. Sometimes when we're afraid we might get hurt, we do stuff to create situations where we ensure we get hurt sooner rather than later, because anticipating hurt can feel worse than the hurt itself. It sounds like this is what's behind your reasoning and the problem is if you do that you might be setting yourself up for a lot of upfront hurt and not much of all the wonderful things that also come with dating and relationships
>>33653472Goodnight. sweet dreams.Sleep tight.Don't let the bed bugs bite.
>>33653459Yeah, but you don't know who I am talking about.
Who is Julian. What does he do
>>33653214You haven't been kicked in the balls enough lately, have you?
Jh is so cute bros, we need to protect her from the malicious femanons that envy her.
>>33653476You still want to get dominated by them
>>33653447=(
>>33653484I don't.
>>33653483Even she is annoyed by you
>>33653487That would be crazy. She and I used to horny post.
>>33653486Have you sworn off ball busting forever?
>>33653483I don't envy her. She's just a lil scary and a bunch horny and I can't reciprocate that in conversation.
>>33653479Anon, this is 4chan. It's all larps and trolls on here. If someone was serious about you they would exchange emails or discord with you, and that hasn't happened, has it? I'm just being honest and observant here.
>>33653490She horny posts with everyone
Femanon, you should be in my bed.
>>33653495Really? She would always just get mildly offended when I said her speech impediment was cute sounding.
Women do you have a big ass or a small ass?Are you into anal?
I wanted to horny post but everyone left...
>>33653497That's not hornyposting, and she hates the word "cute".
Women, have you ever had sex in a hot tub? Would you?
>>33653496no, I'm in my bed.But I also haven't left it in 4 days, and didn't do laundry this past weekend so it's gross. I also don't have a comforter I just sleep under a blanket and I feel like I really need to try and get one so that I can be comfy the way I wish I were.
>>33653492Oh, do you like women too? She is not scary at all, she only likes to say bad words.
what's the best miniature you've ever painted?
>>33653504no. imagine the water getting up your vagina
what's keeping you from dressing like this and wearing ears in real life?
>>33653494It kind of did once but that was my second crash and she was creepy and scary and she thought it was funny.
>>33653483every single time we've talked we've related a lot and it's been nice. she's cool. idk who doesn't like her.
>>33653476I love men who own cats
>>33653495It was different.
>>33653502Nta but hating the word cute is a thing so her.
>>33653483I assume she's queen bae, around here but I'm just a lurker.
>>33653508the first time i got a yeast infection was from putting mine up to the jets on the deluxe bathtub on our new house. i wasn't even like getting off i was a kid, i was just like "whoah this is crazy". i also tried to put my mouth over it but i almost drowned lol
>>33653447f, warm blanket, cool sheets.
Why do I always feel like shit?
>>33653512An anon that calls her stuff.
>>33653511Well, good luck I guess.
>he's not gonna say that.>don't reply to that>don't
>>33653522Survival instincts of a piece of toast
>>33653520Why are you a lurker?
>>33653500i-is she tied up?
>>33653524For me it's cool sheets, warm femanon to cuddle.
>>33653491It was only ever experimentation. Honestly I don't think I'm likely to ever be in a position to experiment further, and very possibly even to have sex again.
>>33653526what?
>>33653515You don't.
>>33653537I do, a lot
>>33653509>Leaked footage of Goth Femanon distracting security at CK's event.
>>33653539Women hate men.
>>33653536An anon calls names like, i forgot, but he says "JH moment" a lot.
>>33653507My nob
>>33653541Post your cat
>>33653533I only got that.
>>33653516You're a weirdo, dude. Stop thinking you've got a chance with her.
>>33653532To watch out for the the crazies.
>when my text flavour is blue instead of yello
femanons what is your favorite type of rifle cartridge? Asking for a friend (kash patel).
>>33653547Why do you think I don't. We used to get along excellent a few years ago. I know her standards are high and mine are low but still.
>>33653531yea. i used to eat every single berry on every bush i found and i learned recently that i grew up eating a poisonous ones like pokeweed and i just never died
>>33653525My guess is You get into negative thought spirals.
>>33653545Kill yourself.
>>33653556Someone claim this based retard
>>33653548Eh that makes, but like who and what for.
>>33653527Thanks anon.
>>33653554She's never been interested in anyone ITT before. Besides, she's in a throuple now.
>>33653558You definitely have one though, right?
I’ve been cumming 3-4 times a day, it’s too much
>>33653564Why would he have pussy?
>>33653566Based if F, cringe if M.
>>33653561You're welcome.
Women, do you like any petnames in bed?
>>33653554Mental illness is a muthafucka
>>33653562No, she needs to be rescue and be in a normal relationship enough is enough.
>>33653574I like your advice anon hopefully we cross paths again.
>>33653579Yeh
>>33653580She doesn't want that, or you.
>>33653584How would you know that dear anon?
>>33653583>YehWhich one(s)?
>>33653586What do you mean?
>>33653585Because she's interested in polyfidelity
would it bother you if a girl you were dating told you she gave you a name that isn't technically her legal name? not to deceive you, she just hates her name and plans on changing it.
>>33653588Which mental illness?
>>33653590Yes this fucking bothered me bitch, you waited years to tell me that, fuck you(I lived this, it was bad)
She basically said that she like relationships to be in real life, not an online thing which means that she wants me to be with her thats what she said in her own words.
>>33653590I'd prefer she said "I'm ___ but I prefer ____"
>>33653592None, your comment made no sense.
>>33653593oh jesus, tell me more? why was it so destructive, what else was going on there? it can't just be the name
>>33653590No, not if it was fairly early in the relationship. Nicknames are pretty common. I would ask her what her legal name was though, and if it was normal or something pretty I might try to encourage her to keep it.If we'd been dating for years before she told me though, that might be concerning.
>>33653594She was letting you down, anon.
>>33653580NTA, but are you normal, anon?
>>33653589It doesn't matter because I like someone else too.
>>33653597Long story and I am eepy. It felt like another thing she was hiding from me. Just be upfront about that “I like being called this”
>>33653601Then you should pursue that other woman.
>>33653599Oh, thanks for your interpretation.
>>33653595i feel like that delivery only works well for nicknames or using a middle name, not a completely unrelated different name...
>>33653594No, it means she's not interested in you.
>>33653600I say no but most people would say say yes.
>>33653598>>33653602i mean i was thinking in the first... month or two? i wouldn't want to make it some huge secret, i just would want to cement his impression of me under my preferred name before he knew i chose it. sorry your partner was such a consistent liar, anon, that sucks.
>>33653608Omitting your real name is still a lot stranger than that.
>>33653604She is a bad person and we dont get along.
WomenDo you shit test men you love?
>>33653609Oh, is that how girls say things? I thought she was telling me come and get her.
>>33653614Why is she bad?
>>33653616what do you mean by shit test
>>33653610Huh, well I guess you can give your person a normal relationship then.
>>33653616i don't shit test anybody
>>33653618She is cruel and says hurtful things, I don't even know why I liked her.
>>33653617Yes, women make all kind of excuses to let someone down gently, so that guy would get it. But yeah she was telling you she wasn't interested.
>>33653612why is the legality of my name big enough to be 'weird' if i give you a name i respond to? its way more awkward to try to explain it day one than to get to know each other, THEN share that.
>>33653616Never, even when filled with doubt.
Have you tried the demo for the new digimon game?
>>33653621I dont know anon maybe I exaggerate but I would love her a lot thats for sure.
>>33653626NTA If my ex had done jt like this, no problems at all, you’re good anon. Your self identity is important
>>33653625She wasn't telling me that to me but other anon. So I assume I needed to be there to have a chance.
>>33653631okay, thanks for that, your first response had me kind of freaked. i just want a nice normal name that doesn't come with a paragraph of explanations.
>>33653499>Women do you have a big ass or a small ass?Big for my frame>Are you into anal?Yes>>33653267>You say that you can't be a nudist because you'd get slime on everythingI probably said this facetiously. Probably joked about leaving a snail trail when I'm horny.>>33653169>What would be your ideal RPG build?FArcane Ranger, but not shit.>>33653162Absolutely wild that people somehow think I'm you.
>>33653625Thanks anon, your comment has help me understand this now.
>>33653629Name
I'm hungry. What are some good midnight snacks?
>>33653499round but not huge, and unfortunately, very.
Women are trash.
>>33653640Why unfortunately?
>>33653630How do you exaggerate?>>33653633So you were orbiting her. Not cool and cuck, behaviour.
>>33653638>What are some good midnight snacks?Do you want healthy or to eat like shit?
>>33652078They're usually fat
>>33653645Either is fine.
>>33653636Glad to help, you're welcome.
>>33653637Digimon Story: Time StrangerI had to look it up. I hate the way japanese people name things.
>>33653641You usually answer any question you get askedWhy is your cat such a touchy subject
>>33653643No, she was explaining something.
>>33653652Like the animes or just games?
>>33653643Well by overdoing and obsessing about stuff.
>>33653654That isn't true. Sometimes I answer questions when I feel like it.Why do you care anyway?
>>33653655You don't have to justify yourself to me, just answering your question. I don't care, really.
>>33653656both I guess.
>>33653624What's the worst thing she said?
>>33653642it's a huge hassle and really not worth it at all if i could choose.
>>33653658That sounds like mental illness. Are you OK, anon?
Would I be a bad person if I fabricate stuff in order to hurt my real crash because I wanted payback because she was awful to me.
>>33653668Yes.
>>33653662I don't want to say them they were pretty bad and lies.
Women, do you think Ricardo, that dancing stripper guy meme, is attractive? why/why-not?
>>33653668Depends on what she did.
>>33653665I like to think I am but I can't help my self being like that, I guess I could pretend no to be like that.
>>33653659>Why do you care anyway?Because you keep avoiding the topic
>>33653675She called me names and said I just wanted to use her for my benefit.
>>33653680You had to have a reason to ask about it in the first place.
>>33653683She thought you only wanted sex?
>>33653668Yes. Being awful to awful people makes them feel justified in their previous treatment, so they'll continue, and now they've also dragged you down to their level. Just be the bigger person and move on with your life. Get your payback by thriving without her.
>>33653678NTA. Have you tried any medications?
>>33653684Because I like cats lol, it's not that complicated
>>33653678I donno, if your mentally ill then you should get help.
>>33653692>Because I like catsNo wonder you like cbtanon, cats are the ultimate tsunderes
>>33653620Being disrespectful, banter that's a little too harsh, saying things like "do you even love me?" And "do you just fuck women without a condom all the time?" Without prompting
>>33652755There is a fucking button to headpat your wife while she lays on your lap in this game. The slavs have won.
>>33653686No she said that I couldn't love her and that I was infatuated with her and she said I was a cluster B. She said I wanted citezen from her snow wasteland country.
>>33653700Oh, it's Swiss?
>>33652090>gaming is typically a huge time sinkI guess you'd rather they sink all that time into hustling for money.
>>33653691No, I don't want them because the side effects are worse plus I don't want to waste money on that.
>>33653695True, true
>>33653695Kill yourself.>>33653692I already feel like I've posted too much information about myself on here. I'm not posting pictures from inside my apartment.
>>33653689Thanks I guess I will listen to you.
>>33653686>>33653662NTA, but this was on GIOYC of all places.>>33653689He harassed me for a full year on GIOYC And now he's posting on me here about me! I also had panic attacks talking to him. Even my roommate saw how upset I was and told me to get off.
>>33652247It's mostly a mental thing. But that doesn't make it not feel good.
>>33653709>I already feel like I've posted too much information about myself on here. I'm not posting pictures from inside my apartment.What's the worst that could happen? A femanon breaking into your apartment and raping you in your sleep?
>>33653700NTA, but that is true. I said that. Maybe that was too harsh...
>>33653701I don't know it could be, swiss was just annoying mostly, the other person was just horrible but it seems both like Katty Perry it seems so I dont know.
menwould you date a woman who cant do an unassisted dip
>>33653709>Kill yourselfI imagine you saying that in a very high pitched voice.
>>33652257>Men, where do you personally find comfort and peace?Where I don't have to work or have the pressure to look for work.
>>33653702I would just prefer they pursue more meaningful pursuits. Videogames are still the least valueable form of media consumption. If somebody were to spend 2 hours consuming SOME media, I would rank it reading > movies > tv > videogamesExcept the problem is the tradeoff isn't 2 hours of TV or 2 hours of videogames - where videogames still loose that proposition, it's 2 hours of TV vs 12 hours of videogames for still less payoff than the 2 hours of TV gets you (still the worst other form of media).I don't have a problem with people playing videogames some of the time, but there is an inherent ick associated with it that the onus is on them to overcome. Nobody is going to care that much about a couple of hours of videogames per week if your ducks are otherwise in a row, and when somebody brings up what people or you have read recently you aren't like>*cracks monster* you know what had REAL writing? Disco Elysium.
>>33653722What is that?
>>33653634It was a very niche trigger, sorry about that
>>33652296MI don't know. On one hand I get it and I'd want to be supportive, but on the other hand that sounds like it would get frustrating.
>>33653723You have a very poor imagination.>>33653718I've been on 4chan for a long time. I'm well aware of what can happen after being doxed.
>>33653733You would deserve being doxxed for your rampant narcissism
>>33653733>I'm well aware of what can happen after being doxed.what can happen?Surely you won't be assassinated or anything, right?
>>33653733Just blur or crop out the background. Unless you've posted pictures of your cat elsewhere it would be pretty hard to dox you with it
>>33653733>You have a very poor imaginationGetting your balls busted must've raised your voice a bit.
>>33652306What made working at sea clear your head? Why can't you get it with what you're doing now?>mindful masculinityThe fuck does that even mean?
>>33653739>>33653737>>33653735Kill yourselves.>>33653738Nah. I'm good.
Are you excited for today's episode of Call of the Night?
>>33652319By grabbing my crotch.
>>33653741>Kill yourselvesIn Mormonism, does suicide automatically land you in the outer darkness?
>>33653726you know when you hold yourself up on the parallel bars with your hands and bend at the elbow like a pushup before going back up
>>33653742Ewwww her boobs are nasty and small.
>>33653744I have no idea, and I'm not LDS anyway.
I want a boyfriend.
>>33653749Fuck off.
>>33653750Post your cat
>>33653745Oh, yeah. I may not be able to those anymore either. I lost all my gains to Covid
>>33652555A few days at least. Ideally more. Childbirth (and pregnancy) sounds exhausting.
>>33653748You said you were raised Mormon.
womenif ihatewomen anon entrusted you with his heart what would you do to hurt him as much as possible
>>33653755I also said I stopped going over a decade ago.
>>33653749Why won't you shut the fuck up about this? The other harlot at least signed up for Hinge and was preparing to swipe left on 99.9998% of the suggestions, why can't you do the same and be quiet?
>>33653749I will be your prince charming, my dear!
>>33653746Nazuna is peak.
>>33653749we dont stock those anymore, but we do offer situationships you can rent for a few months if youre interested?
>>33653757I still remember details of Presbyterian theology despite no longer being Presbyterian. But I won't push the issue.
>>33653761Aren't you offering a discount on harems?
>>33653663>if I could choosenothing is forcing you to choose, if you do have a pussy that is.
>>33652792Bring back my childish innocence, joy and wonder about the world.
>>33653766valued customer, please don't waste my time with inane inquiries. if you wanted a high enough position in a harem for girlfriend-esque privileges you needed to queue up for a spot months ago. we can also offer you used wedding dresses discarded by more successful females though, if you would like.
>>33652792I would bring back Charlie Kirk.... Not because I like him or anything, can you just imagine how fucking nuts that would be? Holy shit could you imagine waiting 3 days to bring him back? The trajectory of the world would change completely.
Sorry I got scared.
>>33653774Of what?
>>33653207What game? Power wash simulator?>if he was here id be betterWould you really?
>>33653701Could you stop bringing her up.
>>33653780Someone
>>33653782Who else is from a snow wasteland country?
>>33653255>something that all people do passively, so I would always gain powerDoes it really count as worship though, if I'm not putting active thought and effort into it?
>>33653774I don't know what you mean but I have to go now. Good night.
>>33653787I'm from Canada, does that count? Like slightly more northern Canada.
>>33653780A demon girl, but then I remember she left to another site.
>>33653746
>>33653787JH, she told me she is also from there, so thats why I confuse them because they are so alike.
>>33653789Goodnight anon and thanks if you helped me.
>>33653787NTA, but he meant me. I was talking about Canada. There was a lot of physical and sexual assaults on women in my area by immigrants so I told him I didn't want him to move to Canada. He is a stranger and I am scared.
>>33653793I just like them real big.
>>33653255>a goddess of pain. It was her gift and curse to the mortals. I think I would take her place. Because all living things experience it, and so, I would gain powerYou make a solid argument. But I think the real reason is that indulging your sadistic side makes you horny.
>>33653797There are not a lot of physical and sexual assaults on women in Canada.
>>33653356M, when I found myself thinking about escape.
>>33653796Yes, it was me. Good night. >>33653792NTA, I'm not a demon. Just human.
>>33653792Which site?
>>33653804Okay, I am glad you changed. Rest well.
>>33653802Yes but these were messed up, even my liberal roommate said they shouldn't let men in from other countries.
>>33653805Wikifarms or something like that.
>>33653590At some point in the dating I'd expect her to tell me her real name.
>>33653787JH my favorite! )
It's so late, why are you still here?
>>33653815Me?
>>33653815Believe me, if I had a woman waiting for me to cuddle up and fall asleep together there's no way I'd still be here. But women don't want to do those kinds of things anymore.
>>33653725>reading > movies > tv > videogamesThis is dumb.>it's 2 hours of TV vs 12 hoursAnd the other 10 hours hustling.
>>33653819I assure you most women are currently doing that, just not with you.
>>33653823No, they're probably either live on OF or just getting home from some club with their friends or something.
why did they make the coating of advil so tasty? I keep sucking on them until it gets to the bitter part inside and then spitting them out.
>>33653815I'm waiting for him to post his cat
Women, say something horny
>>33653827You don't deserve it.
>>33653827FUCK OFF
>>33653832Please?
>>33653833>>33653832Stop pretending to be me.>>33653827>>33653836Never.
Do we finaly like namefags now?
>>33653837>femanon pussy picsyuck>ihatewomen pussy photographs<3
>>33653838No, just exihibianon
no.I want a husband. I need someone to love I feel like an atrophied limb living like this
>>33653842Women can't love men.
>>33653839Kek
Good morning, I hate women.>>33650942I had to do some errand that proved to be pointless and played some vidya
>>33653845Kill yourself.
>>33653845what did you play?
I lied anons. Bye.
>>33653843>>33653847Post your cat
I made a Halloween decoration too scary and now I don't like having her around.now you all have to look at her too.
>>33653830I have been edging for a little over an hour now and am sitting in a puddle of my own pussy juice.
>>33653827What if I post a picture of my puppy? Will you go to bed then?
>>33653855gross
>>33653847Never>>33653848Elden Ring, that's all I'll say.
>>33653858It's not even a good imitation. Kill yourself.
>>33653856No, but you should post it anyway
>>33653797Its funny because it's true idiot.
Women, why am I not getting you pregnant, and watching your belly snd boobs grow?
>>33653787One of my citizenships is German but I have rarely been there. Sometimes I do think I would like to live in the Bavarian Alps during the winter time.
>>33653862Because my womb is safely being held in a biohazard jar in some doctor's office somewhere. Thank god.
>>33653859Imitating what?
Is this an apt summary of the usual /atoga/ conversation?
>>33652792Pre-2015 American politics.
>>33652792Not an "it", but a person. The woman who first offered me the chance to lose my virginity back in the 2010s. She died of cancer 3 years later and it is a thing that should never have happened.
>>33653712Why do you keep hanging out in a place where you get harassed? Even for a whole fucking year?I don't get you people.
My gran thinks the reason I'm struggling to get a job is because employers are stalking my history of shiteposting on the interwebs and they're then putting me on a do not hire list, is she right?
>>33653866most of our femanons are alone at night time(day time too), but the manons will also never approach them either way so its fine
>>33652792Women liking men and wanting to be wives and mothers.
>>33653869It's similar to the dynamics of the school lunch tables when you were an adolescent, right? You hung out in the dark corners of the cafeteria hoping to avoid the rest of society, but this was also where the bullies gravitated towards when they recognised you were isolated, cornering you to tell you your mum is a whore who they fucked on their Summer Euro trip and that you are going to grow up to take it up the arse in prison. That's how spaces like /gioyc/ and even /atoga/ work a bit, you know?
>>33653874That is not how either of those things work for me.But it seems you have a lot of creativity.
>>33652792Women not hating us. And a world where you exist, as a normal person and not as a creep, even if you don't have social media.
>>33653880If you are concerned that women think you are a creep, you need to stop acting like a creep.
>>33653883>acting like a creepI'm literally not doing anything, and it doesn't concern me, it saddens me that interaction has to be kept to a minimum because of those reasons.
Women are so gay and stupid.
>>33653892You are right about the first part, but I don't know about the second. I have met many smart women. But yes, all women have lesbionic tendencies and if you date one you think is a heterosexualist she will eventually cheat on you with another pussy-haver.
>>33653892What a gay and stupid thing to say
>>33653894No. That's women you're thinking of.
>no clown dreams tonightSad...
>>33653892>projecting
>>33653897I wish to dream of clown pussy. I was at an after hours club once where there was a lesbian clown sex show and I and everyone else in the audience clapped, cheered, and threw crumpled up one dollar bills as we watched two plump women caked in clown makeup with honking red noses give each other orgasms with dildos shaped like balloon animals. And ever since then I have longed to know the slimy grip of clown pussy for myself.
>>33653854She looks like the alien peoples of a neon planet I once astral traveled to. I remote viewed their spiritual ceremonies while ritualistically masturbating with eucalyptus essential oils on my penis.
>>33653870Oh they don’t have to look that far
>>33653892Post your cat
>>33653899Nice this is something I gotta try
>>33653899That sounds like quite a show.How long did it go on?
>that disgusting back of your throat taste of coke nasal drip Thank god for the numbing effect because I would kms if I had to smoke this shit like crack
>>33653745These are harder than you'd think, if you do them with full range of motion.
>>33653826It's probably just sugar.
A NSFW idea for my clown femanon from last night.>>>/wsg/5971440https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757668708531513.webm
>>33653938wtf...
>>33653938>NSFW>on /wsg/anon...
>>33653944Hush now, no jannies around.
>>33653855Hot! I hope you have a mind shattering orgasm.
>>33653855Why don't you wait for the weekend and see your FWB?
>>33653830I just woke up very damp and I don't remember what I was dreaming about. It must've been really hot, though.
Women, would you have your future sons circumcised?
>>33653963This is an inane question because women don't want children anymore.
>>33653957Have you ever had a real orgasm while you were dreaming?
>>33653965I've had orgasms in my dreams, but I don't think that translates to real orgasms.
>>33653964Children are being born every second. Are you claiming that many men are rapists?
>>33653957It was me, sorry.I couldn't help myself from astral projecting into your mind.
>>33653966I definitely have. It's messy...
>>33653970Mostly accidental or geriatric pregnancies.
>>33653973You're stupid.
>>33653965>>33653966For men it's easy to tell because you wake up and your boxers are wet. How would you even know, for women?
>>33653974No, women just don't like men.
>>33653978How are you still awakePost your cat
>>33653980This is normal for me.Go fuck yourself.
are simply all women sensitive for status? my gf is autistic and went away with her family for a weekend. they stayed at the same hotel as a famous band and she couldn’t stop raving about it. how they hung out together at the hotel bar and how she never thought she’d speak to them. ngl it bruised my ego a little (also knowing how artists are with women) but then i remembered my past gfs were also crazy about celebrities when we saw them irl
>>33653971Well thanks for the extra laundry this morning, I guess.>>33653972If you're a guy, ew.
>>33653981>This is normal for me.Are you okay with that?
Women, what is your preferred alcoholic beverage? Also do you drink to excess?
>>33653986What do you mean? It's not like I'm being forced to stay up.
>>33653985>Well thanks for the extra laundry this morning, I guess.You're welcome, it's something I have become quite good at.
>>33653985NTA. JH moment.
>>33653986He has insomnia
>>33653996No I don't.
>>33653997Why do you post all night?
Sleeping rules because it's like being dead.
>>33653986He is a striking homosexual.
>>33653999I'm never just shitposting. I'm always doing something else when I'm posting here. In this case I was watching some movies.I'm probably going to bed pretty soon and I'll sleep until the afternoon, because I don't work on Fridays.
>>33654001Absolute egirl core mentality on your ass.
>>33653989Wouldn't you prefer to go to bed at a reasonable hour and wake up fully rested the next day?
>>33654003>I was watching some movies.What movies?
>>33653983Yes. I remember the girls going crazy when some local band nobody had heard of played at our school back in the day. That's why every guy is trying to become a soundcloud rapper now.
>>33654002I'm not gay, I just hate women.>>33654005I'm going to get a full night's sleep either way, and I have nowhere to be tomorrow.>>33654007One of the Bourne movies, then the latest Conjuring movie.
>>33654012>One of the Bourne movies, then the latest Conjuring movie.Pleb taste.
>>33653983Why do you make your imaginary situation about women?If I had met David Bowie, David Lynch or Freddy Mercury, I'd also be telling everybody.
>>33653997>No I don'thttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/text/%3E%3E33572852/
>>33654012What do you usually do on Fridays?
>>33654019>David BowieHe was a pedo btw
>>33654025Happy for you.
>>33653950>Why don't you wait for the weekend and see your FWB?I'm also curious about this..
>>33654026Or sorry that happened.
>>33654028...he says, with his 10cm dick in his left hand.
>>33654036You're in burger hours again.
>>33654043Doubt it, it's middle of the day here in Europe.
>>33654048It's 6:20 here.
>>33654051Americans are retarded.
>https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly65xkz1xko>A doctor left a patient on an operating table under anaesthetic to go and have sex with a nurse in another room, a medical tribunal has heardWhy are moids like this?
>>33654051Do you think US NEETs are already up at that hour?
>>33654020That wasn't me, retard.>>33654015Didn't ask.>>33654024Chores, mostly. Sometimes family functions.
>>33654036>with his 10cm dickWell yeah, it's still soft because she hasn't answered
>>33654061Back to back world war champions, baby!
>>33652083>carpenterhuhlike, the British meaning of the term (woodworker who focuses on constructing housing), or just general woodworker (e.g. someone who makes cabinets, tables, doors)?I can see someone who lovingly makes well crafted furniture being seen as sexy, but a guy who makes skirting boards and wooden beams is surprising to me
>>33654068https://archived.moe/adv/thread/33570358/#33572800
>>33654068>That wasn't me, retardYeah, it was. Krill yourself
>>33654063wtafI am a hypersexual sex mad moid and I would never even think of doing thisSex when I'm supposed to be at work? Absolutely. But sex with a mf on the operating table wtf?
>>33654075>>33654077I do not have insomnia and I've never said I do. I hope an oil tanker falls out of the sky and lands on both of your heads.
>>33654078>>33654063>Dr Anjum, who was gone for about eight minutesLMAOHe was cheating on his wife who'd just gone through a premature pregnancy btw
>>33654082>he says, posting at 4:30 in the morning
>>33654084Two days ago I went to bed at 10:30 and woke up at 5AM. I'm about to go to bed now and will sleep until around 1PM. That's not insomnia, because I could have gone to sleep hours ago. I chose to stay up.
WomenWhy are you like this
>>33654087People with normal sleep-wake cycles don't "choose" to stay up to do nothing important
>>33653576Women, could you please answer this?
>>33654088bad at cheating at cards?>>33654082i want to make a porn video with you where i use a fleshlight on you until you tear it open so i can show my friends
>>33654088because it's funnext question
>>33654092If I had a wife and kids I'd have to have a normal sleep schedule. But women hate men, so I don't.>>33654094Kill yourself, fag.
womenwould you mind dating a man who called you a faggot
>>33654096What is your cat doing right now
>>33654099as banter? it might be funny every now and then but if he overdoes it, it would get cringe fast
>>33654096does the pussy purr when you stroke it
>>33654096How come you didn't meet anyone in college?
>>33654102he is a tactful and eloquent man who can weave it organically into your dirty talk until it takes on an intimate, inside-joke sort of feel, and only uses it when you are already in the mood
>>33654105After my friend group evaporated in freshman year I kinda stopped giving a shit. By the middle of first semester sophomore year I'd stopped going to classes, and I dropped out after that.>>33654104>>33654100Fuck off.
>>33654108:( why did it evaporate
>>33654106as dirty talk? lmfao no thanks call me slut or bitch but not faggot
>>33654106Is he also a bratty sub?
>>33654109I don't know. People just stopped showing up to the normal spots and we'd never really had a lot of digital contact. I also deleted what little social media I had in 2013.
TellMeAboutAcronymsWhat are your favourite acronyms and why?
Gonna visit my parents for a talk and then hopefully be home before my stream starts.Wish me luck, homos.
>>33654114Are you the vtuber?
>>33654110its just fucking humiliating to know your girlfriend probably feels sexually attracted to men
>>33654119uuh... what? why? are you not a man or?
>>33654111the brattiest..he acts up constantly>>33654112that was 12 years ago..i think youre sweet and people(maybe even a w*man) would love to get to know you..
>>33654113NHH
>>33654126Gross, don't need a man calling me sweet.Doubt anyone really wants to know me, and even if they did they wouldn't stick around. And I probably don't want to know them either.
>>33654129>And I probably don't want to know them either.And you think you deserve a wife with that mentality?
>>33654093No, I don't like pet names in general.
>>33654130Women don't like men, so what I think is entirely irrelevant.
>>33654132What happened to getting bored of hating women?
why are you idiots so boring?
>>33654140Europeans are at work and most Americans are either still asleep or just waking up.
>>33654139Who says I'm not bored right now?
>>33654141lame
Should I pick up a prostitute tonight?
>>33654144Videoswithonewordatatimeshouldbebanned.
I'm thinking about doing steroids because I am severely damaged by depression and psych meds are horrible
>>33654129>Doubt anyone really wants to know meWhat models are the two laptops in your room?
>>33654113CNC.
>>33654153The broken one is a Thinkpad T495, and the other one is a System76 Pangolin.What is this supposed to prove? That you're a creep who stalks random anons in /atoga/?
>>33654158Nothing, I was just curious
>>33654144If she's hot and not too expensive, why not? You'll be old one day and your dick won't work.
>>33654150ok, do it
>>33654160Which is why you quoted that part of my post, right?
>>33654150That can make you even more depressed as you transition between cycles
>>33654163Well I do ask you a lot of questions about your lifeYou always answer them too :^)
>>33654155CNC LETS GOI FUCKING HATE INCONEL
>>33654165Yes, because you're a creep. And I don't always answer. Probably going to answer a lot less in the future.
>>33654168Post your cat?
>>33654171FUCK OFF
>>33654168>you're a creepNTA. Women can't be creeps, especially to men
>>33654167my grandpa was a machinist and he got so megacucked by my granny they had to leave the countryfood for thought
>>33654177Women cannot love men.
femanons, have you ever gooned so many times in a day that you gave yourself cramps?
>>33654180Yes. My posture is awful when I schlick in bed. I swear, I must look like a weird gremlin all sweaty hunched over on layers of towels on my bed talking to myself.
>>33654178They can if men posted their cats
>>33654099yeah that would be insanely cringe, and doesn't even make sense
>>33652078i am a gamer and met my bf in a video game
>>33654186>Hey bb, wanna raid Ironforge
>>33654182Has your dad ever caught you like that?
How do I get someone to want to suck my dick?
>>33654183Why do girls hate men with cats? I don't have a cat but I pretend I have a dog on dating apps.
Is it normal or suspicious for my boyfriend to take more naps than usual?He is taking medication that makes him sleepy but he sleeps a lot at night too and only recently started napping. Is he maybe talking to another woman or wants me to fuck off?Should I ignore him and minimize or cut off conversation for a few days?
>>33654201nice try retardeven a biological woman wouldnt be this stupid
>>33654194face height frame money
>>33654202In which direction? He is definitely a cheating liar and I'm stupid for not noticing, or he's literally just sleepy and I'm stupid for reacting like this?I'm borderline so when it comes to jealousy and insecurity I really am retarded.
>>33654182>you will never crack open the bedroom door to a dark, humid room, gleaning scant glimpses of a goongoblin gf growling and muttering to herself under the covers as she frustratedly worries at her poor abused cunt with mounting desperation before noticing you and snarling as she hurls a small pillow at you, killing you instantly
>>33652081I had both. 6pm-6am with every other Friday off.
>>33654201>He is taking medication that makes him sleepy>is it normal to nap more? No, he must be cheating.Really, anon? Really?
>>33654205dont let the guys know i told you this, but taking strategic powernaps to save energy for your sidepiece is not a real tactic in the cheater's playbook. it's an illegal move, actually. also >Should I ignore him and minimize or cut off conversation for a few days?preemptively retaliating for being sleepy is literally crazy like dsm style
>>33654128NiceHandsHomo?
>>33654212>If you're not and still want to go down that route, I can walk you through the process of buying, reconstituting, dosing, and administering it.korrasami poster has var delts? groundbreaking lore haul if true, update the femanon tier list
>>33654212Lets fucking goooo I'll take full instructions on test, mojaro plz
>>33654193Yes. I've told the story here before, but when I was younger I did a lot if breathplay stuff, and my dad found me half passed out a couple times. The second time, he put me in a suicide prevention camp thing for weeks, even though I was clear it was just a sex thing.
The things I will do to my dick today.....
>>33654217Worst summer camp ever. Didn't even have a rope swing for some reason.
>>33654217>omg dad, relax!! I *TOLD* you I wasn't trying to kill myself, your sweet little angel just can't cum unless she imagines getting strangled to death by her rapist!man, atoga gets dark asl
>>33654219Funny. But seriously, it was awful. I had to share a room with a mentally impaired psychopath. She literally stayed up every night staring and giggling at me.
>>33654212You sure know a lot about steroids, ENTJ
>>33654220Fuck you.
>>33654221i could fix her. she's probably in atoga right now.
>>33654217>breathplay stuff solohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPSEB7DjufI
>>33654221I made the joke because I was thinking/wondering what that would be like.>getting no sleep for weeks because of roommateImagine going to crazy camp sane and coming back insane from sleep dep. I'd say "wouldn't be me" but I'm on day 4 of sleep dep
>>33653862Idk >>33653963No>>33653975But doesn’t that only happen when you haven’t jacked off for like a few weeks?>>33653988Soju or margaritas. Sometimes. >>33654088Something I can only do with a push up bra? >>33654180Does sex count?
>>33654224>Yeah so my daughter spent her summer volunteering at the soup kitchen and reading for blind kids at Bible camp, how about your little girl Bob? Haven't seen her in a few weeks!
>>33654225Idk about that.>>33654226Can't open it.>>33654227I feel like I must've blocked out most of it from my mind, honestly. I don't even remember eating there.
>>33654177ha jokes on you, I can never get cucked because im incapable of attracting a woman anyways
>>33654212>I'll be honest, I would not trust myself here.the implication is that they will either 1. push you into a bar where they are secretly affiliated to trick you into buying overpriced drinks or 2. have her pimp backdoor you at the hotelit's really not about the sex, you are in actual physical danger
>>33654230>implying my dad talks to anybody, especially about me
>>33654217>suicide prevention campWrong mental institution, but the right direction
>>33654232Did they drug you?
>>33654238I don't think so.
>>33654201you are way too mentally ill to be in a relationship. please stop ruining the men, abusive psychopath
How is a guy even supposed to react when he finds a woman in a situation of quadruple buttstuff and choked out with the curtains in the middle of a pussy juice puddle?
>>33654217Yes now that you mention in I have heard of that before. But that was when you were a kid(?) and under serious circumstances where things went wrong (again (?)).I meant in later just under normal circumstances. He probably actively avoids finding you in compromising positions now. That must be really awkward as a parent.
>>33654236Maybe that anon is one of those old guys that go around saying "never have daughters" after discovering the most common female fetishes
Work out and eat right.
>>33654241>quadrupleshe has famously small storage space. you might even say tiny. extremely undersized.
>>33654229>But doesn’t that only happen when you haven’t jacked off for like a few weeks?Yes, or longer depending on age and health. What was your point?
>>33654243In normal circumstances, no. When I was a young adult, we started keeping to ourselves. Our only interactions nowadays are discussing food plans and verbal fights.
>>33654229sex counts, i asked because i gooned all day yesterday until my boyfriend got home, then we fucked all night and the end of the night i got the worst cramps of my life :'( figured it was too many orgasms but dr. google said (insert several diseases here)
>>33654201>>33654205Give it a rest if he's actually sleeping, but explore why you're suspicious of him. There's something else going on and you're trying to pin it to the wrong action.My ex was "mentally and physically exhausted" from work and started taking naps. Every time I walked past our bedroom he was awake and texting someone. He was typing so fervently I could still hear it when he started closing the door after I'd asked if his naps were helping.A ton of normal things that men do are attempts at infidelity and they'll try to make you out to be evil for having pattern recognition. But if you sperg out pin it to the wrong action it's like winning the lottery for them since now they can point at your previous mistake every time you catch them doing something less innocuous. As for me, I was suspicious about his working overtime and late night walks but it was the napping where the cheating was happening.
>>33654241Check if she's breathing should probably be the first thing.
>>33654251it was good knowing you, anon. i'll be sure to visit you after you're gone. >>33654249:(
>>33654216To preface, you may want to start hitting the gym. Not only is it great for your mental health, but studies have shown that having a high amount of muscle mass can actually prevent some of the more negative side effects associated with testosterone supplementation. Also, once you go on gear, you will have to slowly wean off because your body will stop producing testosterone, and quitting cold turkey will lead to a crash you can't even comprehend.That being said, you will want to buy testosterone cypionate, as it has the longest half-life and will require injections less often. Actually, when looking up starting dosing tables, this page came up. It seems more comprehensive than what I could tell you in limited characters. https://reddit.com/r/steroids/w/your_first_cycleBut if you need help finding where to buy, let me know.
Women do you want men talking to you?
>>33654249>and verbal fightsAbout food plans?
>>33654248Would you actually be dreaming about sex?
>>33654251I once had sex for 9 hours straight.
>>33654256depends on my mood and what they have to say. but generally yes
>>33654261Without drugs?
>>33654260Oh yes!
>>33654255I lift 4-6 days a week. I just notice that being older now, I recover slower and want to offset that
>>33654258Sometimes.
>>33654265Yes
>>33654245>Work out and eat right.Eat clen. Tren hard. Anavar give up.>>33654241Just admire nature in all of its beauty. Like seeing a lion kill a gazelle by shoving it up its ass.
>>33654268And the other times?
>>33654267Yeah, I would definitely look into getting your testosterone checked. If you have insurance (American) and qualify for TRT, it usually doesn't cost much. Much cheaper than buying off steroid websites at least.
>>33654273Lots of stuff.
women would you date a man who got up early to watch the Nintendo direct?
>>33654275I mean what do you even have to fight about if you barely interact?
Girls do you enjoy getting facials?
>>33654278He just generally complains or insults me when he's in a bad mood, which is fairly often.
>>33654279What kind?
>>33654274I'd never actually do it.I already use something daily that is tough on liver, and even at trt levels I'd hate to shut down body production and be stuck on it for life.I just like the idea of losing fat and getting arnie huge
>>33654280>bad mood, which is fairly oftenRuns in the family.
>>33654282The ones with 100% natural cream.
>>33654284Yeh. I suck, too.>>33654285Never tried that.
>>33654217>suicide prevention camp thing for weeksI've never been suicidal, but that sounds horrible?Is this like an American thing, like those "un-gay-ing" christian bullshit camps?Did ANYBODY there have any professional education or was it just paid idiots looking over you?
>>33654099I mean, I'm gonna call him a faggot right back if we're both going to be natural.
>>33654286>Yeh. I suck, too.*headpats*
>>33654287It was operated out of a building attached to the hospital, so I assume it was at least slightly professional in reality. From the inside, it felt like a prison for crazies.
>>33654279No
>>33654290Don't make me complain.
>Cute black girl asked me if it was okay to sit next to me at the airport>30mins later i got up to go pee>Not gonna leave my stuff unattended>Pick up all my stuff to go to the toilet>She leaves as wellAm i overthinking this?
im obsessed with girls with red hair, doesnt matter if real or fakehow do I fix this
>>33653963No. I'd have them tested for phimosis first, like a nonindoctrinated civilized person.
>>33654295>how do I fix thisDate one?
>>33654291Sorry to hear that...I know somebody who went in-patient at a mental institution and it was a terrible time for her too. If threatened with having to go again, she'd probably chose suicide.
>>33654288I don't feel that Charlie will enjoy this.
>>33654287>have any professional education or was it just paid idiotsNTA. You speak as is those things are mutually exclusive.I say this as someone with a professional education. Not in the field in question, to be clear.
>>33654294These kind of interactions mean absolutely nothing to women because they have a veritable geyser of male attention on demand at any time
>>33654298I cant, for some reason I can only attract brunettes (I dont like brunettes)
>>33654293Are you all right? Normally you would have tried to bite my hand off.
>>33654295pay a mean girl to wear a red wig and bite your head off until you get cured
>>33654302give it a rest incel-chan, do you ever sleep?
>>33654295WONTFIX Working as intended
Friyay. yupppp
>>33654306I'm a recent recruit actually, waiting for my membership card to arrive.
>>33654299It wasn't abysmal. The worst part of it is that my dad made me pay for it eventually, and it was very expensive. Despite the fact I didn't want to go in the first place.
>>33654300I have a feeling I won't need to ever anyway. The question's implication was if he said it first.
I once had to buy a water bottle in an airport but the cashier guy was kinda very pretty to me and i'm sure that my face went instantly red and couldn't stop giggling for half an hour
>>33654313alright well that is actually hilarious based autistic chad dadthe apple dont fall far from the tree ahh dad
>>33654313>The worst part of it is that my dad made me pay for it eventually, and it was very expensive.What a cunt.
>>33654256They can talk to me, it's not a guarantee that I will reply.
I need to annihilate the pussy of a petite black woman
>>33654302>a veritable geyser of male attentionAlso known as, MY DIIIICK
>>33654315describe him
I'm going on a trip with a group of friends this weekend and the girl I like will be there too.I think this is my only chance to tell her that I like her, so my questions (For either boys or girls) are: how do I know I can tell this to a girl? What are the signs that I can make a move? And would that be a good idea?
good morning atoga
>>33654319>annihilatecant you gently firmly stimulate it until you both feel the buzz of a pleasant afterglow and cuddle each other to sleep. why must it always be the nuclear option
>>33654321Ugh... he looked like a human version of thisHe was a bit chubbier than i normally like but he was still cute
>>33654325ohaiyogozaimasu
>>33654315That's cute.
>>33654326NtaBecause you already ruined the nerve endings gooning jh
>>33654316>>33654317He's just uncaring, in every way.>>33654319I don't like being destroyed like that.
>>33654328I will not be drinking
>>33654328gay
>>33654331As I said, a cunt.
Pretty pictures today
>>33654336Post em
>>33654325Good morning, anon.
>>33654331>most expensive shlick i ever had
>>33654337Later, I don’t leave for 2 hours and it takes 5 to get there
>>33654322>how do I know I can tell this to a girl?>this is my only chance to tell her that I like herThat seems like to me like an indication that you haven't reached the appropriate level of familiarity in your relationship.
>>33654327If I looked like that and some girl started to hysterically giggle at me I'd feel very hurt.
>>33654331>I don't like being destroyed like that.And yet you keep going back for more.
>>33654319You'll get stds
>>33654327this is the single most /atoga/ way you could possibly have described a guy you found cute
>>33654346That was a good joke.
whats the female equivalent of flaccid?
>>33654353dry
>>33654322Whatever the case, don't do it at the beginning, but rather near the end when you have built your connection.
English muffin with pb and j, or english muffin with overmedium egg and melty cheese
penises Are you gayer that your friend peter that you ran into at the intersexual homosection intersection?
>>33654326No, black pussy must feel my wrath
>>33654361Water
>>33654327He looks like he spends his time on /atoga/ typing "I hate women"
>>33654342I feel like i weirded out anyone who was close enough to me when i was waiting for the departure anyway
>>33654370NTA. That's not what I see.
>>33654368Sure I want to lose fat but I did raise the weight up for my deadlifts so need fuel for muscle growth
>>33654361>english muffinNever had that.
>>33654361Egg n cheese muffinNever heard of a PBJ muffin. Now I want English muffins.
>>33654378Eat more cum.
women can you say something to me?
>>33654383ohayo gozoimasu
>>33654378Nta, but wouldn't egg be better a protein anyway?
>>33654380>>33654381You toast it and put peanut butter and jelly on it or egg and cheese like a mcgriddle
>>33654385Sure but it's more work
>>33654386I still never had an english muffin...But peanut butter and jelly is an ugly and disgusting combination anyway.
>>33654383>women can you say something to me?Nice cock, bro>>33654385Yeah, peanut butter is actually a terrible protein source, not just because if the low quality of protein but because of the high fat content too.>>33654389Kys
Should I delete my locally saved collection of JH soundbytes that I saved when I wasn't mentally in a good place?
>>33654383you have a worship virus in your pineal gland sweetheart, it's called love
>>33654392nah
>>33654388C'mon anon, you get what you put in. Now work on your gainz
>>33654391>Kyslmao
>>33654392Yea
>>33654343They fix me after they destroy me, at least.
>>33654392Just don't use them for anything bad.
>>33654401Deleted.
>>33654392Is JH that one femanon everyone talks about? Does she sound cute or hot?
I woke up to 3 new matches on hinge. What is the meaning of this?
It's kinda depressing that the idea of women seeking marriage is so rare and abstract that it has turned into a anime trope
WomenWho do you consider a positive role model for men?MenWho do you consider a positive role model for women?
>>33654411Cute, for sure. She could deadpan deliver you the news that your cancer has progressed to the point where treatment is no longer feasible and it would melt your heart.
>>33654411She sounds like a Californian vocal fry valley girl despite being a black girl from New England.
>>33654413It's happening.
>>33654423just post a voca link idiot
>>33654411>>33654420>>33654423Everyone says I sound different. You'll never get an answer from anybody that anyone else agrees with. I get told here I sound too white, that I sound like ghetto trash, that I sound like a child, that I sound like a had trying to fit in with the youth, etc.
When does the /atoga/ wet t-shirt contest start?
>>33654430all those aren't mutually exclusive maybe you sound like a child, trying to fit in with the youth and white people but can't get rid of the ghetto trash vibe
>>33654431the women have been ready since day 1, the men refuse to sign upask them
>>33654431NOW
>>33654429No. I literally just deleted them. Besides she can post one herself if she wanted to.
>>33654430I honestly never got the ghetto trash thing. To me you don't sound like that at all.
>>33654430>I get told here I sound too white, that I sound like ghetto trash, that I sound like a child, that I sound like a had trying to fit in with the youth, etc.I just think you have one of the most fuckable voices and way of talking I have ever heard.
>>33654430Say something I wanna judge
>>33654383Something
>>33654443Except the paste on nails and hoop earrings
>>33654452you forgot the animal print
>>33654435That's dumb. >>33654443I agree. I admit that I feel like I sound different than how I speak normally when I know I'm recording myself to share it, but it's not like I talk THAT much different typically.>>33654446I think you're not considering my voice in a vacuum.>>33654449I'm at work and I don't do rando vocas that aren't answering questions anymore. Always gets me banned. I think the last one I did was my HP thrifting haul a while ago, if someone good with the archive can find it.
>>33654452But those don't show up in her voice.
I don't want to hit a woman but women ask me to slap them
>>33654415Not sure how you came up with this horseshit but most women want to get married
>>33654457>I think you're not considering my voice in a vacuum.Correct, I have listened to plenty of ASMR and hot voices.
Women be like, “I love penis!” LOL
>>33654459I don't want to exploit men but men ask me to exploit them
>>33654462I love penis!
>>33654452>>33654454I'll kill you both.
>>33654457>I think you're not considering my voice in a vacuum.So the most suckable voices?
>>33654465ok
>>33654463What is your throne?
>>33654446NGH just fucking IMAGINE being one of JH's dumbass lab students veins bulging out your neck getting DANGEORUSLY BRICKED as she yaps about safety measures or sum, field of vision narrowing to a fucking PINpoint watching those juicy lips work and you just cant even take it anymore and have to dunk the beaker of sulfuric acid over your head to cool down because this vixen wont quit
>>33654471Whats yours?
Cleaning my apartment has led to existential dread
>>33654474Deleted some time ago.
>>33654419I think in most people's lives, the best role modesl are people close to you. A teacher, coworker or family member, maybe a family friend or friend's parent. This because it both drives home the point that "ordinary" people can be incredibly admirable and inspiring (and you could be that way too), and because with people close to you, you can see much more deeply into their choices and life and this makes it all the more impressive if they still blow you away with how they go about life.As for brief moments of inspiration or something I think right away of Sarunas Jasikevicius being baffled that a reporter questions his decision to allow a player to miss a game because his child is born. It was incredibly refreshing to me to see and hear someone argue to pointedly that love for your kids is the best life gets, also for a man. Yes traditionally there have been a lot of narratives about how it should all be about the family for men, but usually in a more abstract way (sacrifice/work hard for your family) and not in the direct sense that for men, too, life does not really get better than holding your newborn and there is zero shame in that. While I think nowadays a lot of young guys feel pressure to at least pretend to only care about money/success, maybe fun and sex, but not so much interpersonal relationships and definitely not your own emotions about your close ones.People can shit over feelings all they want, but the second they're gone (= clinical depression) you realize it's all we have in life. Without feelings there's no color or taste to life at all, just a sequence of random shit happening while your body breaks down.
>>33654477Unfortunate
I'll eat you out whenever you ask, just not on your period
>>33654461>>33654469Where were you guys a million years ago when I was trying to start an ASMR channel?
>>33654460If women want to get married why are marriage rates so low? Men would love to tie the knot, just look how popular the search term is and diamond rings are cheaper than ever
>>33654475it should be the other way around
>>33654479Happens when nobody is worth giving things to.
>>33654475commonplace occurrence
>>33654480ok>>33654484*shrug*
>>33654481I don't know, but I've asked you plenty of time and you always deflect or redirect me to "the archive".So I stopped mentioning it for the most part, since you were never interested in doing any erotic ASMR.
>>33654481by my calculations, middle school?
>>33654475I'm sorry that happened to you anon. For me it's applying for jobs. I clean my room to temporarily escape the existential dread.
Either gender.Thoughts on MILFs?
>>33654475>Feel really motivated to deep clean>After a few hours reach burn out>Don't even feel like doing anything for the rest of the dayEvery time
>>33654494fnot my problem
>>33654489lol idiot.>>33654494They exist.
>>33654494MHot
>>33654494They're hot but I'm not into casual stuff and I'm too young to commit to one
>>33654481I was probably hanging out on r/gonewildaudio and r/GWABackstage
>>33654494By definition, I'd like to fuck them.
>>33654325It’s getting very late but good morning
>flaru now asks you to make an account for searching certain saucy terms on soundgasmDepressing.
>>33654510>flaru >soundgasm sorry i don't speak coomer
>>33654514Not in a good mood today?
>>33654483>>33654485No gf to clean for, why live
>>33654482>If people want to get rich, why are so few people rich?
>>33654458I know but they are ghetto style choices and when I bantz her I get a free [you]
I will get my wife pregnant one day and we'll be so in love
Oh who am I kidding, I’m hopeless
>>33654526I will get your wife pregnant too!
>>33654519what makes you think that? are you projecting?
>>33654531sheesh
>>33654533Unlikely, she'll only want me
>>33654526but then the hormones will mess her up an she will fall out of love with you. many such cases
>>33654534Was just my impression.I won 200 bucks today, I am doing alright.
>>33654483nooo i'd save this if it wasn't an elementary schooler looking idolmaster girl
>>33654536After I am done with her, ye. :3
I’m a white dude and like black womenIs it hopeless for me to try and match with one on a dating app?
>>33654475Mcleaning is therapeutic for me. Why is it so gruesome for you?
>>33654475I randomly decided to clean my toilet and bathroom sink yesterday already instead of the weekend and it made me happy.Thought about writing about it on atoga, but then decided it wasn't interesting enough
>>33654537Love is commitment >>33654543No, when we start dating we're gonna be monogamous
>>33654460they will continue saying that we don't like them, that we don't want to get married and that we don't want to have kids, no distinction
>>33654521But anon, getting married is easy. Find a boyfriend, wait, get married. Proposing is extremely satisfying for men
>>33654539high five
>>33654547That's not really excluding anything I said.
>>33654550Like, I don't even like women, but to say they don't want to get married is just stupid
>>33654490It's too late now, the scene is completely occupied by people with high end microphones or women willing to tonguefuck their camera while wearing nothing. There's literally no niche I can fill now.But at least I can occasionally whisper shit here and pretend my mic purchase wasn't a waste.
>>33654556I don't care about it being a niche or not, I am just saying how much I wanted to hear erotic stuff from you.
>>33654551getting a girlfriend is easy if you go for fatties
>>33654559Oh. Well I must've shared 1b8ORFOnQBSi, right? Literally the only voca I've ever done with the specific intention of it being taken as sexual.
this is one boring and depressing server
>>33654563And getting married is easy if you're into men...
>>33654279I like the idea of it
>>33654544This but Spanish/Hispanic women. I am kinda ugly too which makes me feel like it’ll never happen
>>33654535Can you hear my dumbass giggling as I typed that out
>>33654567What do you like about it?
>>33654564Yeah, I have heard that, but I would be more interested in longer things.
>>33654569no, make a voca
I need a Hispanic milf to swallow my jizz whenever I ask
>>33654570Idk it’s sexy and messy
Need a 4'11" flat chested asian with a fat ass to lick my dick like it's a popsicle while making cute sounds and eye contact with me like it's her favorite hobby
>>33654578nigga we all do
>>33654494>Thoughts on MILFs?FI want to motorboat fat, MILF titties>>33654544>Is it hopeless for me to try and match with one on a dating app?No, white guys get the highest response rate of any other group of men from black women.>>33654574>I need a Hispanic milf to swallow my jizz whenever I askYou want my mom's number?
Average woman makes man's heart melt!
>>33654578Hm. Close but not me
>>33654581Is your mom a Hispanic milf?
>>33654576Would you clean your face up with your fingers and swallow the mess you caused?
>>33654582This is average in europe thoughever
>>33654582now this is an actually average girl
>>33654584was the height or the race wrong?
>>33654581>You want my mom's number?Why do you know your mom would do that...
>>33654586I used to think she was the prettiest woman in the world. Now I just think she's a bitch. Still love her tho.
>>33654587Sure
>>33654581>F>I want to motorboat fat, MILF tittiesMale but me too.This is why I love bi women
>>33654593>Now I just think she's a bitch.That explains why you want to set her up with an atoga man...
>>33654593I'll send you the vid of her licking my cum off the floor
>>336545904’10 Asian, flat, some butt..
>>33654594Lovely, you deserve to have a great day. <3
Femanon's bootycheeks...
>>33654598Your terms are acceptable.
>>33654598oh fuck it's Japanese best girl anon responding to my hornypostsshit shit shit act natural anon...Hey :)
Anons what's the most insane larp you did and how long did you go with itMine was pretending to be an emo boy on habbo hotel and talking to a girl until she disappeared
>>33654600>Femanon's bootycheeks...You could bounce a quarter off them
>>33654581So you're saying your mom is a whore?
>>33654604I convinced /atoga/ that I was an abused Polish farm girl for ~4 hours.
just letting you guys know, the man i'll marry will be one that was born as a big tiddy lover (and possibly haver)
>>33654599You too!~
GenderWhat's the best thing you've ever done for atoga?
>>33654604For years, I was in a WoW clan with a bunch of people I met on the internet that didn't know I was a girl. They would just be like, "Yeah, that's anon. He doesn't talk, but he's cool."
>>33653866I dont approach anyone at night, last winter on my nightly autism cemetery walks I happened upon a man at a fork in the path, he didn't see me at first, looked at me then 180 sprinted away from me lmao
>>33654598Why are Asians the only race I can find consistently short women who aren't unhealthy amounts of fat?
>>33654605But can I bounce my penis off them?
>>33654603hehe okay, thank you~How are you?
>>33654612FThe "vampire bf/gf vs werewolf bf/gf" thing was hot for a while.>>33654618Are you asking for permission or asking if it's physically possible?
>>33654582I would gladly accept an average woman as long as she isn't mentally deranged like my ex bpd gf. I just want a woman who isn't terrible to look at, isn't retarded and who is just a level headed chill individual and doesn't create problems.
>>33654621>Are you asking for permission or asking if it's physically possible?Either. Both.
>>33654619Good, and apparently little horny, kek.I have to give lab tours to freshmen today. Then I'm gonna see the Demon Slayer movie with some friends. Are you doing anything fun this weekend?
>>33654604Nothing too terrible I can think of.Don't think I ever pretendend to be a woman online, unless it was maybe for an obvious joke.I sometimes don't tell my real dox on 4chan to not get identified.
>>33654482Marriage is a rich people thing though.
>>33654607
>>33654604Being a boy in WoW Classic and FF14, in WoW didn’t last long it was a social discord, I kept it secret a very long time in FF14 and when they finally heard my voice I got constantly harassed until quit
>>33654573I tried but I came
>>33654626Yes
>>33654598Would you like a 6'2 anon with bwc?
>>33654617We work too much to eat
>>33654494I love women. They deserve nice sex.
>>33654612M, some hopefully good advice, some good questions, fair bit of OC.
>>33654607Yes, she's also 5'10 if that matters
>>33654633H
>>33654637Fair enough, I'm losing crazy weight myself now that my job gets me 20,000 steps a day
>>33654537No that's going off the birthcontrol. If you pull your weight raising the kids then they magically don't hate you.
Work hard. Plap hard.
>>33654612MPriding myself on having made plenty of femanons and "femanons" cum with my roleplaying ideas.And having giving good life advice.
>>33654613That reminded me when i used to play GW2 and had some guys acting homosexual towards me>>33654632FF14 players are insane, sorry about that
>>33654613Imagine all the free gear, drops and loot you didn't get
>>33654582You guys need to post uglier girls and still praise them. You can go lower. You're already here.
>>33654640It means I can be a little rougher with her
>>33654627I have a long weekend after working a lot. I was with friends and watched a baseball game, rest of the weekend I’m playing vidya and relax. What are you doing?
>>33654582Agreed, I love strong and independent mid girls in my video games
>>33654617AFAIK Asians as a group also place most emphasis on the woman being lithe/slender as opposed to curvy. I feel some cultures value boobs/butts a lot and whether her stomach is totally flat is not important in comparison, and most Asian cultures are way to the other end, doesn't matter if you're flat as long as you're not fat. So there is also a lot of societal pressure I think. I know I had a Chinese friend who was chubby in high school and whenever she went home every single one of her family members would tell her she was fat or even call her a pig to her face. I imagine that's effective if that's your 24/7 reality.
>>33654636Maybe, what is bwc
wellhttps://m.economictimes.com/news/international/us/who-is-4chan-who-linked-skye-valadez-to-charlie-kirk-shooter-death-utah-valley-university-speculation-online-discussions-musician-soundcloud-song-account-charlie-kirk-dead-at-31/amp_articleshow/123853418.cms
>blatina femanon hates black men and says her mom is a whorebased desu
>>33654641You owe me like 20 of those in this last week, boivulation is hard
Women aren't attracted to mid men, why should we be attracted to mid women
>>33654610You mean me?
MarioanonsAre you gonna go see the Super Mario Galaxy movie?
>>33654655Bagel with cream
>>33654652That's sad. Societal pressure goes for everyone I guess
>>33654658sheesh
>>33654661I don't think I'll ever go see a movie again.
>>33654642I hope your feet are okay. I don’t walk that much but I often wear heels to compensate for my height, my feet ache after a long day
>>33654656>shot by a "Notices Bulge OwO what's this" casing>Helldivers 2 stratagem on anotherIt was a Hasan discord zoomer, wasn't it?
>>33654660post bwh measurements
>>33654656Surely not a jewish falseflag...THe shabbos goy refused to kneel and had to die for it
>fat cock>not longSo close
>>33654661I've always been more of a Sonic guy. I'll see it, but not in theaters.(Also I actually need to beat Super Mario Galaxy now, god damn it)>>33654667How come?
>>33654673i swear there was some other anon recently sulking about his being long but thin
>>33654668I'm used to walking at this point. Heels are hot but I don't know why women wear them
>>33654663Ok I would date him
>>33654655NTA, but it's big white cock.
>>33654604Pretended to be a 30 y/o moid online when I was 13. I kept in touch with so many people from that guild that I couldn't drop the act until we met up in real life over a decade later. I thought they'd disown me but everyone agreed they deserved to be catfished if they couldn't tell one of their friends had been some dumb kid all along
>>33654679They raise your butt.
>>33654655Are you 12..?
>>33654678People think big correlates to long. My hand can't even fully wrap around my cock without cutting off circulation
>>33654682Oh okay. I would date him, idk what to do with the size
>>33654666Sheesh arc
>>33654650Cool, what vidya?I have a boardgame night thing on Saturday as a late birthday celebration with some friends who were out of town last weekend. Otherwise it's probably just church, grocery shopping, cleaning and relaxing(reading and gaming) at home.>>33654661Totally. I really liked the first one. More than I expected to at least
>>33654670134cm in chest measurement
>>33654684Only reason?
>>33654689coom arc
>>33654676>How come?I have a big TV at home. The snacks are cheaper, I can drink openly, pause if I need to piss, and if any obnoxious faggots interrupt the movie I can shoot them for trespassing.
>>33654657She had a kid with a white guy while my dad was deployed and he couldn't divorce her because he would lose everything. I said it before, but I have no filter for the next few weeks because I'm done with this site after I get married.
>>33654669>"If you read this you are gay" on a bulletI can't believe this isn't made up. Jesus fucking christ. I did laugh though, so I am definitely going to hell.
>>33654691Feel free to post never again.
>>33654691It's not even
>>33654691ANON DON'T BE SO FORWARD AROUND RECLUSES
>>33654695You're getting married? Congratulations
>>33654685I’m 22. I don’t know everything, you knew about big cocks at 12??
>>33654702>you knew about big cocks at 12??No, which is exactly why THE MEME is about asking if you are 12.........
>>33654702they knew all the kinds of cocks, even seals probably
>>33654701Thank you
>>33654669based if truehowever, there was only 1 bullet so i don't know how much i believe this random tweet
>>33654693It needs to slow down
>>33654706nta but thats what was written on the unused bullets in the weapon they found
>>33654691>he has bigger boobs than meWryyyyyyyyy
>>33654690Final Fantasy X I just started Blitzball, it’s okay. What do you play?Board game for birthday sound fun
>>33654707why?
>>33654696> I did laugh though, so I am definitely going to hell.I think the sheer absurdity of it all has you covered>>33654706It was read at the press conference. Watch how this boomer reads it like a foreign languagehttps://x.com/theblaze/status/1966505527145361475
>>33654604:3
Whoever dates me will just have to get used to being thrown onto the bed
think i am finally voming around on bright red nailsthoughts?
>>33654691>>33654709they're bigger than mine too to be fair
>>33654692It’s fashion too, and it makes me taller
>>33654711It’s become intrusive. All I do is sexo
>>33654691Hang in there gym creep :(
>>33654694All fair.
>>33654715thats like a girl saying she can finally imagine being attracted to a man wearing dark blue briefs how fucking autistic are you?
>>33654703Doesn’t make sense me
>>33654718I mean, what else are you supposed to do?
>>33654717Why do women care about being taller?
>>33652092>they specifically like male deodorant and want to lick itthat's actually revolting
>>33654724Well, getting a job, setting up a career, not leaving things to the last minute like cleaning my entire apartment from 6:30 to 9 am
>>33654725I’m short and petite. I dress up to appear adult. That includes heels.What’s wrong with being tall?
>>33654725What an autistic question.
cute streak whoah>>33654728>>33654728>>33654728
>>33654712>he read that last aloud
>>33654730Nothing wrong with it, just seems odd you'd care>>33654731I don't get the hype
>>33654736NTAIt's not odd at all.You are odd for being so autistic about it.
>>33654736I don’t want people to mistake me for a child, specially at work, so I’m doing my best. People often treat me as a child and that’s not good for professional setting
>>33654739How am I being autistic about it?>>33654743That makes sense. You're 22, that's on them for thinking you're a kid
>>33654716Wait a min, 52".. that's as wide as my booty.
>>33654712>I think the sheer absurdity of it all has you coveredThanks, jesus, for absolving my cringe. I love you. *kisses crucifix*
>>33654769waist size?
>>33654715Forget about the red nails, those are whatever, I don't get why the 1000 level blush look is a thing. Girl looks like she has a fever.
>>33654813She doesn't look sickly at all, but that look can be hot too.
>>33654822You're probably just so used to it you don't notice much. I'm a young millennial and we considered blush "for old ladies" which is also bullshit because it serves a purpose, but this is the equivalent of the block pitch-black eyebrows but for flushed cheeks.
>>33654732Too early
>>33654831>You're probably just so used to it you don't notice muchStopped reading there.I should have known you just wanted to push your agenda.My bad replying to you.
>>33654863Kek anon don't be so paranoid. The things that are "in" are just harder to see while you still see them all around and are used to them. Can't see the air you breathe and all that. Some of the eyebrows that I would now consider comically bushy, also looked normal to me when they were so stylish you saw them all the time. This is how the human brain works.
>>33654800Ask me tomorrow around 9am est.Also, moids that earned abs,Does the process make you feel like you're gonna throw up more? Cause I don't have a temp and I just feel sore like I still have my period, but I'm not bleeding.
>>33654174That's not a woman, though.
